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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:34,949 Mr. Zander, former Green Beret. 3 00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:40,622 Medal of Honor recipient. 4 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:45,259 CIA operative. 5 00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:51,265 rmer head of the Black Cobra Mercenary Society. 6 00:00:53,469 --> 00:00:56,437 I thought you would have been a bigger challenge, 7 00:00:56,472 --> 00:00:59,774 but what a disappointment you are. 8 00:00:59,808 --> 00:01:03,578 You're beginning to sound like my father. 9 00:01:05,748 --> 00:01:08,616 Is there anything you would like to tell us now? 10 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,451 Yeah. 11 00:01:10,486 --> 00:01:13,187 I want to thank you. 12 00:01:13,222 --> 00:01:16,758 You just saved me 1,500 bucks in a root canal. 13 00:01:19,061 --> 00:01:20,495 Heh. 14 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:24,132 Joke. 15 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:27,100 Don't misunderstand me. 16 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,400 I find you very funny, 17 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:34,910 but I'm done with you and your jokes. 18 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:39,640 So tell me, Mr. Zander, 19 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,580 do you have any final words 20 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:45,320 before I remove your head from your body? 21 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:49,850 Yeah, I do. 22 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,160 Nice leg. 23 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,100 Aah! Aah! 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,370 Sayonara, amigos. 25 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:17,180 Cut! 26 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,480 Cut! Cut! 27 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,980 Darren, where are you? Where are you? 28 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,690 I-Is this how you take care of me? 29 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,420 It was supposed to be taken care of. 30 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,520 What happened? 31 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,660 Sorry. It just malfunctioned. 32 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,760 My bad, baby. My bad. 33 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:27,760 Malfunctioned? My bad. 34 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,360 Wait. This is smoke. 35 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,660 How could smoke not function? 36 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,800 No. We don't use smoke anymore. 37 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:33,030 No, no, no. 38 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,670 No, no. "Red Rocket" was smoke. 39 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,500 That was whoosh. This is different. This is wheesh. 40 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:37,870 This is liquid nitrogen, new formula, 41 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,170 and it's safe until it explodes. 42 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,970 Nitrogen? Are you kidding me? Yes. 43 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,270 This is a chemical. This can't be good for my body. 44 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,680 Oh, baby, you look fabulous. 45 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:46,140 Yeah, man. You really do look fabulous. 46 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:47,540 Let's move on to scene 87. Sorry, boss. 47 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,950 Let's get the green screen lit. 48 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,010 Let's get Colton in his new wardrobe. 49 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:51,450 87? Hold on. Wait a minute. 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,720 Wait a minute. Darren, I'm not doing 87. 51 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:53,980 I'm wrapped. I can't do this. 52 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,050 We have to do scene 87. I need you 53 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,050 in the scene with the bugs. 54 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,550 What bugs? I hate bugs. 55 00:02:57,590 --> 00:02:59,020 I can't do a bug movie. I'm not doing-- 56 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,520 It's so funny that you say that, 57 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,230 because you're in a bug movie right now. 58 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,460 That's what's happening. I'm in a bug movie? 59 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,500 When did this become a bug movie? 60 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,230 It became a bug movie when the writer put his fingers on the keyboard. 61 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,700 Excuse me. I hope she's a good friend of yours, 62 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,830 because you just got her fired. 63 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:10,970 Hit that with something heavy. 64 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,400 If I see that near your face, 65 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,900 your face is in the unemployment office. 66 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:15,470 What page is there a bug movie? 67 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:16,870 What page? Did you read the script? 68 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:18,140 Yeah, I looked it over. 69 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,680 What do you mean you looked it over? 70 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,980 Did you put it on a coffee table and look at it, 71 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:24,380 or did you read it? I read most of it, Darren. 72 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,180 Come on. We're done here. We're not done. 73 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,650 We're not done. Oh, really? 74 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:29,590 Look, we're into four hours of overtime, 75 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:32,990 and you promised me I could take my kid to see his favorite team. 76 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:36,090 You promised me that you would be a team player on this shoot, 77 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:38,860 that I wouldn't have to put up with your crap this time. 78 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,730 I've been here for 16 hours choking on smoke. 79 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:43,400 How much more of a team player do you want? 80 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,100 Don't walk out that door. Really? 81 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,500 You're making a mistake. Really? 82 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:47,500 Thank you, Amber. 83 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,770 Oh, come on. Get bent. 84 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:50,240 Don't walk out that door, Colton. 85 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,840 Okay, you did. Now don't walk to your car. 86 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,680 Really? Okay, it's over for you if you do. 87 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:55,250 Over? Come on. Yeah. 88 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,910 We know each other 10 years. We're buddies. 89 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:58,620 10 years is nothing in this business. 90 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,280 I'm done with you. Oh, come on. 91 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,190 Look, Darren, you know the only reason 92 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,690 the producers put me in this 93 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,690 is to put my face on the video box. 94 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,530 On a video box? Did you just time-travel here from the nineties? 95 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,190 This is your problem. 96 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,230 You live in a world of car phones and fax machines. 97 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,360 You're living in the past. 98 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,700 "Red Rocket" was 20 years ago. 99 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,730 "Clown Cops" was 25 years ago. 100 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:19,600 You have to realize I only put you in this move as a favor to Arni. 101 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,540 I'm making a movie about giant cockroaches, okay? 102 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,870 It sells itself. It doesn't need this, not anymore. 103 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,910 Look, you don't have to say that. That's not really nice. 104 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,140 We're friends. Come on. 105 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:28,480 Not anymore. I'm done with you. 106 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:29,810 Come on, Darren. 107 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:31,820 I'm gonna see you tomorrow morning. 108 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:34,120 Not unless I'm down at the unemployment office, you won't. 109 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,290 Okay, bye, Colton. 110 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,260 Meg, get Arni on the phone. 111 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,830 A recent swarm of earthquakes 112 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:51,340 has been rocking Southern California. 113 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:53,400 Dr. Deckert Serbi is here to talk about what is happening. 114 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:56,840 Thank you for spending some time with us today, Doctor. 115 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,840 This is Colton. 116 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,310 You walked off the set? 117 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,780 Are you kidding me right now? 118 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,280 Are you kidding me, Arni? 119 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:03,810 It's a freaking cockroach movie. 120 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,680 He didn't read the script. 121 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,090 It's what's being offered. 122 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,620 It's $10,000 for one day's work, 123 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,620 and I had to beg to get it for you! 124 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,090 Well, you know what? They can keep the money, okay? 125 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:17,590 You know, I'm looking for something with integrity and respect. 126 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,800 Do you know that word, Arni? "Respect." 127 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:21,870 You know, I'm better than this crap. 128 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:22,870 No, you're not. 129 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,100 I promised them-- 130 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:28,210 No, I swore to them you would be a mensch! 131 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,540 Nobody is more menschy than me. You know that. 132 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,340 Look, I just bailed you out of jail. 133 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:37,180 You were five seconds away from orange is the new ass in town. 134 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:40,350 They kept me four hours after my day, okay? 135 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,450 I don't care! 136 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,120 You owe me money, Colt! 137 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:46,020 Just turn your car around, please, and go to work! 138 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,160 Arni, I got another call. 139 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:49,390 No more bug movies. 140 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,160 Don't you hang up on me! 141 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,800 Don't! Don't! 142 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,730 Mother--Maggie! 143 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:56,330 Hi, honey. 144 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,170 Where the hell are you? 145 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,570 It's nice to hear your voice, too, sweetheart. 146 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,970 The game starts in 20 minutes. 147 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,510 Did you forget? 148 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:06,980 No. Honey, this is Los Angeles. 149 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:08,380 Nobody gets to a game before the fourth inning. 150 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,210 You know that. 151 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,880 Whatever. I'm out of here. 152 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,850 Uh, he's on-- he's on his way, sweetheart. 153 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:17,520 I've heard it before. 154 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,160 Wyatt. 155 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,490 Great. He just walked out of the house. 156 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:25,330 What's with that kid? 157 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,730 He doesn't listen anymore. 158 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,870 Tell him the freeway's a parking lot. 159 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,170 I'm gonna get there as soon as I can. 160 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,600 You know what? You tell him. 161 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,940 Colton West is in the news again. 162 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,270 Why are you on TV? 163 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,780 According to law enforcement sources, 164 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:43,280 nineties movie star and action hero Colton West 165 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,620 was booked last night in Santa Monica 166 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:48,690 on charges of aggravated assault and resisting arrest. 167 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:52,190 I guess that's one way to get yourself back in the public eye. 168 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:54,020 What kind of trouble are you in now? 169 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,290 I don't know, honey. I really don't know. 170 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:58,130 You know what? I don't care. 171 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,400 Goodbye, Colton. 172 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,400 Whoa. Did you feel that? 173 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,800 Whoa! 174 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,700 We're having an earthquake. 175 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,540 Yeah, honey, are you okay? 176 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,410 Olivia, are you okay? 177 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,610 Whoa! You see that?! 178 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,130 Everybody take cover! 179 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,830 Aah! 180 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,140 Come on. 181 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:14,970 Come on. Come on. 182 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,790 Come on, answer. 183 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,130 Answer. 184 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,530 Reports are pouring in of an unprecedented 185 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:43,830 geological event occurring in Los Angeles. 186 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,540 How 'bout biological? 187 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,800 How 'bout volcanic, you moron? 188 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,210 This is a freaking apocalypse! 189 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,680 In a follow-up story, the Malibu bar fight 190 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,880 involving nineties movie star and action hero, Colton West, 191 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,150 who was made famous by his role as the Red Rocket 192 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:07,760 and made famous the expression, "Nice" anything. 193 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,690 Nice nose. 194 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:10,690 Nice tattoo. Yah! 195 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,030 Nice tentacle. 196 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,400 Eyewitnesses are now coming forward 197 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,700 to say that Colton West was in fact 198 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,270 trying to be a peacemaker. 199 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,540 If that in fact is the case, 200 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,680 then this reporter has one thing to say. 201 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,380 Nice job. 202 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:30,350 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. 203 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,120 The earthquakes that have been shaking 204 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,120 the L.A. basin the last few minutes 205 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,620 are in fact tied to a volcanic eruption 206 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:40,760 in the Santa Monica Mountains near the Sepulveda Pass. 207 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,190 Now, this would be 208 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:45,760 an unprecedented volcanic event that--Okay. 209 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,140 Why is there still no Internet? 210 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,380 Damn it! 211 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:04,310 You get Colton on the phone yet? 212 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,150 No. It keeps going to voice mail. 213 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,320 You guys have to see this. 214 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,920 One of my friends just sent this to me. 215 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,330 Yeah, that's great. 216 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,230 My kid has that app, too. 217 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,430 Take a video of anything, 218 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,900 you can nuke it, alien invade it, 219 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,670 smash it with a meteor. What? 220 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,300 He's already killed the neighbor's cat 30 times. 221 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,900 Oh, my God! 222 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,310 That was a big one, you guys. 223 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,640 I think we should go home. 224 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,640 I think you're right. 225 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,410 That's a first. 226 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,910 Now! 227 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,180 Okay. 228 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,980 Son of a-- 229 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,860 Spiders. Did the spiders come? 230 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,430 Have you seen the spiders? 231 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,830 Why didn't you tell me about the bar fight? 232 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,600 The bar--bar fight was nothing! 233 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,630 Nothing? What-- 234 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,030 It's all over the news. 235 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,500 "Colton West is in trouble again." 236 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,830 Did Arni bail you out? 237 00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,170 None of that matters. Nothing matters. 238 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,300 What matters is you're okay. 239 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,970 Thank God, honey, you're okay. 240 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,870 You're not gonna believe what I saw. 241 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:06,880 You're not gonna believe what's going on on the freeway. 242 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:07,880 Where's Wyatt? 243 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,310 He left, remember? 244 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,650 When did he do that? 245 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,980 Of course you don't remember. He-- 246 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,720 You forgot to pick him up for his game, 247 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,350 so he just walked out of the house. 248 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,820 Honey, have you seen the news? 249 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,820 Yes! You had a bar fight. 250 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,360 Call Wyatt, and get him back here. 251 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,790 I have been calling Wyatt, 252 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,230 but of course he's not picking up. 253 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:32,170 You know what? I'm just gonna go teach my kickboxing class. 254 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,640 You're not teaching anything. 255 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:34,870 You're not going anywhere. 256 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:36,170 Honey, it's not safe out there. 257 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,340 I don't want you going anywhere. 258 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,910 Stop it. You're scaring me. 259 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:40,680 All right, I'm sorry! What do you want from me? 260 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,750 I want you to talk to me like a normal human being. 261 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:43,850 Okay. Okay. Sweetheart, 262 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,520 did you feel the earthquake? 263 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:46,580 Yes. 264 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,580 Good! Good! 265 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,750 I felt the earthquake. 266 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,220 It was an earthquake. Right. 267 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,860 The fifth one this year. 268 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,890 It's not like it's the end of the world. 269 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,830 Yes, it is, believe me. The Santa Monica Mountains 270 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,190 erupted like a volcano. I was on the freeway, 271 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,660 and I saw spiders the size of men 272 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,170 raining on hoods and spitting fire out of their mouths. 273 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,400 Fire out of their mouths. 274 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,200 Have you been drinking again? 275 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,840 No. You know what? 276 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,370 That's it. I'm calling Dr. Hertzberg. 277 00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,770 Honey, wait. No, no, no. Stop it. 278 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,240 In the car now. Honey, stop it. 279 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,340 I am not on anything. I am completely sober. 280 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,850 I need you to listen to me. 281 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,110 Sweetheart, listen to me. 282 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,180 I love you, okay? I need you to pack 283 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,250 everything that's important to us. 284 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,690 I want you to take the dog, 285 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,050 I want you take your jewelry, 286 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,920 and I want you to pack everything up, 287 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,590 and you have to listen to me, and we have to leave here. 288 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,960 Colton, we don't have a dog. 289 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,630 Colton! Colton! 290 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,470 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. What is that for? 291 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,270 I'm going to get Wyatt. Honey, did you call him or not? 292 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,610 Okay, okay. I was standing here, talking to you. 293 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,440 He said he was going to Travis'. 294 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,810 Oh, damn. Then he's probably downtown riding bikes. 295 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,580 Look, just stay in the house. 296 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,950 If he comes back, you keep him here. You got it? 297 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,650 Circuits are busy. 298 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:57,090 Well, just keep trying. 299 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,590 And tell everybody to stay off the freeway. 300 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:26,920 All right, get this. Get this. 301 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:27,950 Here he goes. Here he goes. 302 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,590 Whoo! 303 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,860 Ah, wicked, man! 304 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,260 Hey, dawg. I didn't know you were coming. 305 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,800 Glad you could make it out. 306 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,030 Hey, Jordan. Sick move, man. 307 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,360 Thanks. Yeah. 308 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,930 Should have been here five minutes ago. 309 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,530 Yeah. You should've seen. My girl was sick. 310 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,040 So are you riding with us today? 311 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,840 Yeah, for sure, if it's cool with you guys. 312 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,310 Of course. Hell, yeah. 313 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,810 Oh, right on. Let's go. 314 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,540 Don't even think about it. 315 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,950 I've been trying forever to get her out here. 316 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,950 What did I do? 317 00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,650 Gave her a flirty smile. 318 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,950 I did? Yeah. 319 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,350 Oh, okay. Well, um, Eli's the one 320 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,720 riding with her right now, 321 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,020 so you might wanna go jump in on that. 322 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,530 Dude, I don't care about Eli. 323 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,890 Don't mess this up for me, man. 324 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,360 Dude, relax. It's--It's good. 325 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,130 Come on. Let's just-- Come on. Let's ride. 326 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,300 Whoa! 327 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,800 Dude. 328 00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:17,830 What just happened? 329 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,510 Whoa, did you guys see that? 330 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,080 That was big. 331 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,350 Yeah. Let's check it out. 332 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,880 Are you coming? 333 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,750 What? Um... 334 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,920 yeah. Yeah. 335 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:46,260 Hey, it's Wyatt. I'm not here right now. 336 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,930 Leave a message. Damn it. 337 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,770 Damn. Oh. What the-- 338 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 What the... 339 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,660 Are you kidding me? 340 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,170 My God! 341 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,650 Hello. 342 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,320 Hey, Doris. It's Olivia. 343 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,660 You're checking up on me, aren't you? 344 00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,060 I'm fine, darling. 345 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,060 40 years here, and I swear 346 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,500 I'll never get used to these earthquakes. 347 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,900 I know, right? 348 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,600 Hey, listen, is your power out over there? 349 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,930 Yeah, couple minutes ago. 350 00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:58,600 Must be the whole neighborhood. 351 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,600 You need candles? 352 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,670 No, no, no, I'm good. 353 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,170 You okay? I don't know. 354 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,170 Colton was just here, and he was ranting 355 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:07,810 about some kind of a disaster, and it actually shook me up a little. 356 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,150 Earthquakes, fires, 357 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,850 rolling blackouts, mudslides, 358 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,520 the Governator. We're Californians. 359 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,850 We've been through worse. 360 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,290 Yeah, I guess. 361 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,490 Is he still home? 362 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,620 No, no. He went to go get Wyatt. 363 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,490 They're gonna be back in little bit. 364 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,630 What now? 365 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,830 Olivia, can you hold on a second? 366 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,800 Coco's barking. I need to see what's going on. 367 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:28,830 Yeah, sure. 368 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,210 Coco. 369 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,440 Coco! 370 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,380 Where are you? 371 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,900 Coco, where are you? 372 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,100 Where have you gone? 373 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,510 Why-- 374 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,180 Doris? 375 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,380 Doris! 376 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,860 Whoa. 377 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,490 Hold on. Whoa, look at that. 378 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,790 Wow. Whoa, guys. 379 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,560 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 380 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,060 Oh, man. 381 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,370 What do you think happened here? 382 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,210 The ground just started breaking up. 383 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,910 Looks like a bomb hit. 384 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,340 What? 385 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,990 Hold up. You smell that? 386 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,550 That smells like gas. 387 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,520 Guys, let's get out of here. 388 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,260 Yeah, I'm with Wyatt. Come on. 389 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,460 Go! Go! 390 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,200 Wyatt! Wyatt! 391 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,370 Jordan, hold on! 392 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,010 Come on! Come on! 393 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,880 Something bit me. Can you ride? 394 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,240 Go! 395 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,780 Go! Go! 396 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,880 Go! Go! Go! 397 00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,450 Come on. 398 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,230 Yo! 399 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,630 Yo, stop! 400 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,400 Yo! Yo! Yo! 401 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,530 Stop! 402 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,870 Stop! Stop! Stop! 403 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,270 Please stop! 404 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,820 What the heck is that guy doing there? 405 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,120 Hey! Oh, my God. 406 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,420 Hey! Hey, hey! 407 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,420 Everyone... Hey, stop! 408 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,990 Stop! Hey! 409 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,290 It's the Red Rocket himself, Colton West! 410 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,590 Hey! 411 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,600 Look, look, no time for a tour, okay? 412 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,300 Did you not see the volcano? 413 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,970 There's a catastrophe going on. 414 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800 No, no, it's just a little earthquake, Colton. 415 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,500 No. No. It's not a little earthquake, man. 416 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,140 You guys are in a lot of trouble. 417 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:20,970 You gotta get out of here. 418 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,710 You gotta get these people to a safe place. 419 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,710 Look, what's your name? 420 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:24,710 Joe. Joe? 421 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,010 Okay, Joe. Joe, I need-- 422 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,180 Joe, I need your focus on me, okay? 423 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,110 Joe, I need to get downtown to get my son. 424 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:31,950 Can you help me? 425 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,180 But just first, just get 426 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,750 a quick little selfie. Do you mind? 427 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,020 No, Joe, we don't have time for pictures. 428 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,420 My wife would just love this. 429 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,090 Joe, just please-- just take me downtown. 430 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,760 No, wait! Right. No, no. No, better! 431 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:41,960 You and the bus. 432 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,290 It would be, like, awesome PR, 433 00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,760 just right there in front of the bus. 434 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,500 Great, Joe. 435 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,700 Joe, a shot right here, right? 436 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,130 Oh, you look nice. 437 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,770 Need to move back a little bit, Joe. 438 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,000 Okay, okay, okay. Move back a little bit, Joe. 439 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,270 Okay, just keep moving back. Okay. 440 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,670 Yeah, keep moving back. I got it. 441 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,140 Yeah, yeah. It's called a wide shot. 442 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,340 A wide shot? Wide shot, Joe. 443 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,010 Yeah, yeah. Movie talk, Joe. Okay. 444 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,710 Movie talk. You're gonna be making a movie with me. 445 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,950 I'm making a movie with Colton West. 446 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,150 And then you know what, Joe? 447 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,480 Another movie talk is camera left. 448 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,720 That way. Exactly, Joe. 449 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,880 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so... 450 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,020 Yeah. Turn that way, and look... 451 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,350 Turn? towards the trees, Joe. 452 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,490 Aim the camera that way? That's it. 453 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,990 Okay. Aim toward--You know, 454 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,520 I'm gonna say, "Action," Joe, like a movie. 455 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,730 We're making a great movie, Joe. 456 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,990 Okay. This is just so awesome. 457 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,360 I mean, I'm such a big fan of... 458 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,160 And don't move until I say, "Action." 459 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,300 The second one not so much, 460 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,300 but the first one was-- 461 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,630 Action! Hey! 462 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,670 Hey! 463 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,300 My bus! Ahh! 464 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,210 Colton West took my bus! 465 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,180 Thank you very much. 466 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,850 I apologize for taking control of your bus, 467 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,350 but as you may or may not know, 468 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,520 there was an earthquake today in Los Angeles 469 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,090 that was caused by some sort of volcanic activity 470 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,760 in the Santa Monica Mountains. 471 00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:49,690 Lava spiders erupted from these mountains, spiders, 472 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,730 spiders as big as men, 473 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,230 and they rained down on all of Los Angeles. 474 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,730 Colton, banzai! 475 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,770 Thanks, kid. 476 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,440 Banzai to you, too. 477 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,120 This way! 478 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,750 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 479 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,800 Follow me. Come on. 480 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:25,830 Go! Go! 481 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,070 Hurry up! Come on! 482 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,100 Eli! 483 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,100 I'm coming! I'm com-- Eli! 484 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,210 Eli, no! 485 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,780 Eli! 486 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:40,780 Eli, no! 487 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:42,580 Wyatt, let's go! 488 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,090 Aah! Aah! 489 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,120 What?! What the hell! 490 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,490 Travis! Travis, here! 491 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,760 Come here. Come here. 492 00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:57,260 Let me... 493 00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:00,130 Jordan! Jordan! 494 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,130 Dude, don't leave me. 495 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,230 I'm right here! 496 00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:03,800 Don't touch it. 497 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,470 Just get me out of here, okay? 498 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,070 Did you see what those things did to Eli? 499 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,680 What the hell are those things? 500 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,280 I don't know, man. 501 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:14,910 It bit me. 502 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:15,910 It bit you? 503 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,010 What bit you? 504 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:19,450 I said I don't know, man! 505 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,990 Okay, listen. Just stay here for a second. 506 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,090 Okay. You watch her. Hey, can you do that? 507 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,360 Okay, I'm gonna get the first-aid kit. 508 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,020 Okay. 509 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,060 I'm burnt so bad. 510 00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,200 Doris, are you in there? 511 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,640 It's Olivia. 512 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,070 Doris, are... 513 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,850 What the... 514 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,200 Oh, my God. What... 515 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,210 Wyatt. 516 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:25,520 Oh, man, the Red Rocket is driving my tour bus. 517 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:26,750 Somebody pinch me! 518 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,520 Thanks a lot, kid. I appreciate it. 519 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:31,320 Uh, listen, I know that you hear this all the time, 520 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,190 but I am your biggest fan. Yeah. 521 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,190 Hi. I'm Chris. 522 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,190 Chris. Yeah. 523 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,560 Not a good time to talk. 524 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,160 No, no, I know. With the earthquakes 525 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,600 and everything and the spiders. 526 00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,700 There are spiders, buddy. No, no, no, I know. 527 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,870 Big as your freaking body. Big as my body. 528 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,840 The thing is, is that I've watched all your movies. 529 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,170 I know all your lines. Nice tattoo. Yah! 530 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:52,110 Look, Chris, this is not a good time to discuss film. 531 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,610 Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure. 532 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,250 But seriously, am I on, like, 533 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,950 a hidden-camera show or something? 534 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,720 'Cause I could have swore I saw a camera right there. 535 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,050 Yeah. Yeah. There's cameras everywhere. Look... 536 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:02,090 I knew it. 537 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,520 you want to be a good boy, 538 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,790 tell everybody to sit down and hold on. 539 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,260 All right, I need everybody to hold on and sit down. 540 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,790 Colton West, action hero! 541 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,870 Yeah. See, the problem is that, 542 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:19,070 like, 90% of these people don't speak any English. 543 00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:24,140 Uh, we got a problem up ahead. 544 00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,350 I hate spiders. 545 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,650 Aah! Aah! 546 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,280 What the hell is that? 547 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,590 Oh, homina. 548 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,660 Chris! What? 549 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:47,900 Switching. 550 00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:49,900 Really? 551 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,670 No fare, no ride. 552 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,010 Gun! Awesome! 553 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,040 Top! 554 00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,780 Ah, there's one on top now. 555 00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:04,110 You gotta do something. 556 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,220 I am doing something. 557 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,790 Do that thing like you did in that movie. 558 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,860 Chris, you know the difference between real life and movies? 559 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:12,860 No! Darn. 560 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:14,660 Well, what did I do? 561 00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:16,460 I don't know. You, like, pulled the emergency brake, 562 00:25:16,490 --> 00:25:17,460 and it did something cool. 563 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,300 Oh, yeah. 564 00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:20,900 Whoo! 565 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,380 Colton West, I love you! 566 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,220 Ah ha. I love you, too. 567 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,650 Me, too. 568 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680 Calm down, Chris. Okay. 569 00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,290 I'm not getting anything. 570 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,330 How the hell are we supposed to know 571 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,500 what's going on outside if we don't have any cell service? 572 00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:53,030 Where did you find that? 573 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,800 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 574 00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:56,300 You have to trust me, okay? 575 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,570 We need to treat this. 576 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,870 I know. I know. I know. I know. 577 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:06,340 You know, when I was a little kid, I used to come here all the time. 578 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:11,180 They would film a ton n n of movies here, 579 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:15,090 and when my dad was shooting, he would bring me on set. 580 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,560 All right, This is really gonna hurt, all right? 581 00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:22,130 Ohh! Oh, you think? 582 00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:25,830 What the heck are those things? 583 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,500 Ah, they look like spiders. 584 00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:29,270 Spiders aren't that big. 585 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,200 Spiders don't spray hot lava. 586 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,600 Spiders-- I don't know, man. I don't know. 587 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,770 It looked like some kind of spider, though. 588 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,840 Oh, it burns so bad. 589 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,180 We gotta get some help. 590 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:41,610 Maybe if we go up higher, 591 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,410 we'd get some cell service, something. 592 00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,320 Sure as hell ain't going back outside. 593 00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:48,520 Okay. 594 00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,890 You guys smell that? 595 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,960 They're trying to get in. 596 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,460 They're trying to get in! Let's get out of here! 597 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,600 Okay. We gotta go. We gotta go. 598 00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:02,600 Come on. Can you walk? 599 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,970 Do I have a choice? No. 600 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,440 Come on. 601 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,470 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 602 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:17,710 Come on. Come on. 603 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:19,950 Crap. 604 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,750 As we continue to bring you coverage 605 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,090 of the L.A. eruptions, 606 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,490 new details are emerging by the minute. 607 00:27:28,530 --> 00:27:30,260 We've got exclusive footage 608 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:33,300 of the damage from this amazing volcanic activity. 609 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,970 Now, the entire area around the 405 610 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,470 is closed from the 110 to the I-5 611 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,640 while rescue crews scramble to evacuate survivors 612 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:43,110 and put out fires 613 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,410 that are spreading across the Sepulveda basin. 614 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,910 Now, this one can be filed under only in Hollyweird. 615 00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:54,650 We have unconfirmed reports of a new breed of arachnids 616 00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:59,090 like these from the Hollywood blockbuster "Spiders 3D" 617 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,660 that have supposedly been attacking Angelenos. 618 00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:02,930 That's right. 619 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,030 Large, seemingly prehistoric spiders 620 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,330 have been emerging from the chaos, 621 00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:08,830 and for more of this, 622 00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,840 we're gonna go to Sue Schnell and her crew, 623 00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:14,340 who finally have been moved to a safer location. 624 00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:15,770 Sue, what can you tell us? 625 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:17,010 That's right, Dan. 626 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,310 As you can see behind me here, 627 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,880 the National Guard has been called in 628 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:22,110 to work with local law enforcement 629 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:25,620 to establish a safe perimeter around the disaster zone. 630 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,680 Although I haven't seen anything myself, 631 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,790 social media is all over this, 632 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,790 with reports of giant fire-breathing spiders 633 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,020 that have only added to the mayhem 634 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,230 that has gripped the region. 635 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:36,830 Excuse me? 636 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:42,470 In other news, related or not, 637 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,740 Colton West has apparently hijacked a tour bus. 638 00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:47,540 Folks, we'll be back in just a minute. 639 00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:50,540 What? 640 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:51,570 Ohh. 641 00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,680 Okay. Okay. 642 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,790 Okay. 643 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,300 Let's do this. 644 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,930 What are you waiting for? 645 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:58,840 You messed with the wrong house. 646 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,080 I wanna get a picture with the spider. 647 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:09,820 Uh, Mr. West, what do you think 648 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,660 is in the blood of these things? 649 00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:13,560 I don't want to study 'em, Chris. 650 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,160 I just want to kill 'em. 651 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,860 Yeah. Well, whatever it is, 652 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,530 it's eating through the bus. 653 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,900 What do you think happens when it hits gas? 654 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:23,600 Hang on, everybody. Hang on! 655 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:28,540 Everybody off! Go! 656 00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,410 Everybody off! Go! Go! Go! 657 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,680 Everybody off now! 658 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:33,110 Go! Go! Go! 659 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,550 Go! Go! Go! 660 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,150 I'm last. Go! Go! Go! 661 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,120 Go! Go! Go! Go! 662 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:40,450 Get off! Let's go! 663 00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,050 Come on! 664 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,900 Oh, my God! 665 00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:54,870 Everybody's off that bus, aren't they? 666 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,930 Yeah. 667 00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,940 Clear the area! 668 00:30:57,970 --> 00:30:59,300 You saved us. 669 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,770 No. You're the man! 670 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,110 I didn't save anybody. 671 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,780 Yeah. 672 00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:07,780 We still got act two and act three to go. 673 00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:09,610 Movie talk. 674 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,610 Yeah. 675 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:11,720 Yeah. 676 00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,120 Movie talk. 677 00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:17,490 But now for many Angelenos 678 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,120 who are used to the shaking and the fires, 679 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,890 it's as if nothing is happening, 680 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:23,260 and for that story, 681 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:25,060 we have Ed Mendez on Hollywood Boulevard. 682 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,660 Ed, what can you tell us? 683 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,430 Thanks, Dan. And it is true 684 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,900 that business and leisure go on as usual, 685 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,500 and most people either haven't heard 686 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,270 about these disasters across town, 687 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,070 or they simply don't believe it, 688 00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:37,910 but that is quickly changing. 689 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:41,580 Now, we are just blocks away from where a tour bus exploded, 690 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,580 rocking Hollywood Boulevard, 691 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,620 shattering windows, and setting off car alarms. 692 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,850 There is so much smoke in the area. 693 00:31:48,890 --> 00:31:51,860 This is as close as we can possibly get to the scene, 694 00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,660 but I can tell you this much. 695 00:31:53,690 --> 00:31:55,430 Some of the passengers were terrified, 696 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,660 and they're claiming that creatures 697 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,130 they believe are spiders attacked their bus, 698 00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,640 a literal avalanche of lava-breathing spiders, 699 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:06,300 lavalantulas. 700 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:09,010 Were there any casualties in this explosion? 701 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,940 No. Apparently Colton West, 702 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:15,850 who we're hearing hijacked that very bus just moments earlier, 703 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,520 was able to get everybody to safety before it blew. 704 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,850 Thank you, Ed. 705 00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:22,220 Okay. We're gonna bring you more 706 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,650 from the Santa Monica Mountains, 707 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,890 where the fire crews 708 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,560 are struggling to contain the chaos. 709 00:32:26,590 --> 00:32:28,830 Come on. Come on. 710 00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:30,860 Okay, okay. Okay, I need a break. 711 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,960 I need a break. All right, all right. 712 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,030 Grab that. Grab that. Come on. Sit down. 713 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:37,070 Okay. 714 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,570 Ah, jeez. Still no signal. 715 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,410 Wonder if the cell towers are all out? 716 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,840 The roof is gonna be our only chance to get out of here. 717 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,340 But If all the cell towers are out, 718 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,840 how are we gonna get in touch with anyone? 719 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,310 I gotta flag down a helicopter or something. 720 00:32:48,350 --> 00:32:50,310 I don't even know. 721 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,020 Hey, Wyatt, come here for a second. 722 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:53,420 What? 723 00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:57,350 Dude, I think I should stay here with her 724 00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,690 while you go call for help. 725 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,260 Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's good. 726 00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:02,360 Cool. All right. 727 00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:03,890 All right. Good luck, man. 728 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,100 Come here. Come here. 729 00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:06,430 Easy. 730 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,870 Travis, are you trying to hit on her? 731 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,670 Dude, you did the whole bandage hero thing back there. 732 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,940 Gotta get my game in sometime. 733 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:15,010 Travis. Travis, she's injured. 734 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880 There are fire-breathing spiders chasing us right now. 735 00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:20,040 What is wrong with you? Come on, man. 736 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,710 It's my only angle, okay? 737 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,050 It's your only angle? 738 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,280 You gotta be kidding me. 739 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,120 Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay, we gotta go. 740 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,820 Come on. Come on. Let's get out of here. 741 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800 This is a mandatory evac, boys. 742 00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:41,730 No one is to be left behind. you understand? 743 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,200 If you see any of those spiders, you don't even hesitate. 744 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,070 You shoot to kill. Got it. 745 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,040 Rico, Lance, I want you to take the north side of the street. 746 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:49,310 Hernandez, I want you to come with me. 747 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,740 All right, let's go. 748 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:53,010 All right, let's go. Move it. Move it. 749 00:34:07,030 --> 00:34:08,990 What took you so long? 750 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:10,790 We gotta get you out of here. 751 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:11,800 We're evacuating the whole neighborhood. 752 00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:14,130 Lead the way. 753 00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:18,100 The scale of casualties is terrifying... 754 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,080 Any luck? 755 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:28,410 No. You got a phone? 756 00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:29,910 No. 757 00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:30,980 What's his name? 758 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,350 Wyatt. 759 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,120 Like Wyatt Earp? 760 00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,590 Yeah, like Wyatt Earp. 761 00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:37,090 So what's next? 762 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,460 Next? 763 00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:40,860 Next is you go home. No. 764 00:34:40,890 --> 00:34:42,860 You go to Kansas or Louisiana 765 00:34:42,890 --> 00:34:44,760 or Wyoming, and you get safe. 766 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,860 That's what next. 767 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,660 Des Moines. Yeah. Des Moines. 768 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,030 Argh, maties. 769 00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,370 Who wants their photo with Pirate Jack? 770 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,600 Argh! 771 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,200 Colton West? 772 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,640 Yeah. 773 00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:56,970 It's me, Dave Alexander. 774 00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,640 I did stunts on "Swamp Justice"... 775 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,880 Dave! like, 20 years ago. 776 00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:01,040 Dave Alexander, yeah. 777 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,210 Yeah. Yeah. You look great. 778 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,380 Thanks. I--I lost an arm 779 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,980 on the set a couple years ago. 780 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,620 Stunt went bad. 781 00:35:06,650 --> 00:35:08,190 Sorry to hear about it. You got pigeonholed, huh? 782 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220 Yeah. Not a lot of work for a one-armed stunt guy. 783 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:13,220 Look, Dave, we got a problem here! 784 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:14,490 I know. I saw your bus. 785 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,190 Phew! No, we-- 786 00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:17,730 Look, I got this. Pirate Jack. 787 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,030 Dave. Dave, sorry. 788 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,500 This city is in great danger, okay? 789 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:23,370 The earthquakes are unleashing giant spiders 790 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,170 that are attacking the city. 791 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,910 You don't know about this? 792 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,470 Oh, the helicopters and the smoke and all? 793 00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:31,340 I just figured it was another fire in the hills. 794 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,840 No. There's a volcano in the hills the size of Vesuvius. 795 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,310 So this spider thing's for real? 796 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,080 Yes. Look, Pirate Jack, 797 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,180 we just need to get downtown to his son. 798 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,980 You got a car, a truck, anything? 799 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,520 Yeah, I can give you a lift. Great. 800 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,020 Let's go get a beer. It's been too long. 801 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,220 We don't have time. 802 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,320 Dave, please, take me downtown. 803 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,890 All right, Colt. Jeez. 804 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,360 It's happening again. 805 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,360 These earthquakes are getting on my nerves. 806 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,900 You find somewhere safe. 807 00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:57,370 We gotta warn people. 808 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,100 What about the ride? 809 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:00,600 Get off the street! Go! 810 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440 Everybody, get off the street! Take cover! 811 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:03,540 Everybody, get off the street! 812 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,910 Get off the street! 813 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940 Look, make sure everybody finds cover 814 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,610 and everybody gets safe. You got me? 815 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,080 Yeah. Okay. 816 00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:11,280 So, I'm-- I'm, like, your costar. 817 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,550 Yeah, You're my costar. 818 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:13,550 Yeah. Right, right. 819 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,690 Just meet me back here. 820 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,690 Don't lose me! 821 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,890 Okay. Okay. 822 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,120 Get the hell out of here! 823 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,860 Dan, I have to tell you, 824 00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,560 there is a growing feeling... This is an emergency! 825 00:36:21,590 --> 00:36:23,260 that these reports of spiders 826 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,360 are actually part of publicity stunt 827 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,030 for an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster. 828 00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:30,070 Oh, God. 829 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,470 Oh, my God. 830 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,030 Run! 831 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:00,100 Everybody get off the streets! 832 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,800 Girls, get off the streets! There are giant spiders! 833 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,800 Everybody, get off the street! Get off the street! 834 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,440 Hey-- Hey. Hey! 835 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,800 Colton West! Nice shotgun. Yeah! 836 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,940 I know you. I know you from-- 837 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:10,210 Look, you gotta get off the streets. 838 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,010 There's giant spiders everywhere. 839 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,710 I'd love to help you, but I got shark problems right now. 840 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,890 Yeah! Yeah. 841 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,330 You're welcome, kid. 842 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,360 Yeah! 843 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:09,240 Die! Die! Die! 844 00:38:13,570 --> 00:38:14,870 Gotta get outta here. 845 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,310 Yeah. This way! 846 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,750 Get in! 847 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,580 Jack. 848 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:31,190 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 849 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:41,500 Keep moving, people. 850 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:44,070 On the truck. On the truck. 851 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,670 Go ahead, too. 852 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,340 All the way to the front. All the way to the front. 853 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,980 Let's go. Come on. 854 00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,510 Get everybody in. 855 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,820 Take your time. Let's go. 856 00:38:57,850 --> 00:38:59,320 Where are we going? 857 00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:00,990 We're going out of the city. 858 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:01,920 How bad is this? 859 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,060 It's bad. The city's completely unstable. 860 00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:06,430 Los Angeles is under a military evac. 861 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:09,130 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. I--I can't just leave. My family is still out there. 862 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,060 All right. You don't have a choice, all right? 863 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,270 This is martial law. Excuse me? 864 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,700 Listen, I'm sorry, ma'am. 865 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,070 This is completely unprecedented. 866 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,400 We weren't prepared for this. 867 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,410 I'm not leaving without my family. 868 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,810 I need to find them. 869 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,880 We'll find your family, I promise you, 870 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:23,110 if they're still alive. 871 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,380 Move it up, sir! 872 00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,590 Move it out! Let's go! 873 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,460 Hey, what happened to your parrot? 874 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,930 How could you possibly care about something like that now? 875 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:46,730 Giant spiders are trying to kill us. 876 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:48,640 I didn't think you guys were serious about these. 877 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:49,900 Well, of course we're serious. 878 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:52,310 Oh, they took out the Blue Oyster. 879 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,570 I love that place. 880 00:39:53,610 --> 00:39:55,440 Jack, just get us downtown. 881 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,340 How is this even possible? How is this happening? 882 00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,010 Well, you know, just last week, 883 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:01,780 they found a new species of wasp in the Chinese jungle, 884 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,850 eight-inch wingspan, four-inch stinger. 885 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,490 Well, these things are a lot bigger than eight inches! 886 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,850 I'm just saying. New species, my ass. 887 00:40:07,890 --> 00:40:11,020 This is that Japanese radiation leak making its way over. 888 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,660 Guys, let's stop discussing biology! 889 00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:15,360 Get me downtown so I can get my son! 890 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,930 Come on. 891 00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:23,140 We gotta go faster. Come on. 892 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,470 I can't. I can't go any further. 893 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to sit down. 894 00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:27,840 Okay. Whoa. Sit down. 895 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,980 It hurts so bad. 896 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,540 What, is it too tight? Uh-huh. 897 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,280 Okay. Let me see. Let me see. 898 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,080 Okay, come on. 899 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,190 Oh, God. Ohh! Oh, my God. 900 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:40,820 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Hey, shut up. 901 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:41,890 Shut up. It's fine. It's not that bad. 902 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,220 Are you freaking kidding me? 903 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:44,520 She's too young to die, bro. 904 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,290 Shut up. Calm down. Calm down. 905 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:47,830 We can't panic right now, okay? Calm down. 906 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,360 You can't freak out on me right now, okay? 907 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,370 Come on. 908 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,370 I gotta get to the roof. 909 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,400 Man, you can't leave us. 910 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,640 Just stay with her, man. 911 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,200 We gotta try. 912 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,240 Whoa! Come on! We gotta go! 913 00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:01,640 Back! Back! Back! Come on. 914 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,640 Come on! 915 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,980 Go! 916 00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:07,210 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 917 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,220 What the hell is that? 918 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,820 What the hell?! Lava! Lava! 919 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,200 Why are we stopping? 920 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,870 Something's wrong. 921 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:38,980 This is gonna get bad really, really fast. 922 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,510 Let's get out of here. 923 00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:43,180 We're not going anywhere. 924 00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:45,120 Ah, man, these were brand-new. 925 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:48,120 Uh, fellas, look! 926 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,460 Man, I hate being right. 927 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,800 Get in the museum! Why the museum? 928 00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:02,300 Because that's the only building without spiders on it! 929 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:05,270 Not yet, but they look pretty determined. 930 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,180 Barricade the doors! 931 00:42:10,210 --> 00:42:12,950 Close them up! Close them up! 932 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,610 Come on! Throw everything you can! 933 00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,020 Come on! Hurry up! 934 00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:22,590 Anything! Just grab anything! 935 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,620 Jam it up. 936 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,690 I got one more. 937 00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:27,660 I got one more. 938 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,630 You feel safe? 939 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:31,830 Not even a little bit. 940 00:42:31,870 --> 00:42:32,970 No. You got a plan? 941 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,970 Uh, run. 942 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Run! Run! Run! 943 00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:42,080 Gotta get out of here. 944 00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:43,910 We're not getting out of here. There's spiders outside. 945 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,150 We gotta find somewhere to hide. 946 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,680 There's nowhere to hide. 947 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:49,620 When those things want to find you, they will. 948 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,680 Who are you? 949 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,990 I am Dr. Erik Von Struebel. 950 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,320 I work here in the museum. 951 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,620 What are you still doing here? 952 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,260 I'm a scientist. For good or bad, 953 00:42:58,290 --> 00:43:01,090 these are the kind of moments that we live for. 954 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,260 Well, you're not gonna live for much longer 955 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,700 if you stick around here, Doc. 956 00:43:03,730 --> 00:43:07,130 Yes. I am acutely aware of that possibility, 957 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,800 but I'm not done. 958 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,000 Done? 959 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,040 Done with what? 960 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:20,380 The heat grid is like an interconnected network, 961 00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:22,050 lava tubes probably, 962 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,120 with the temperature increasing exponentially. 963 00:43:25,150 --> 00:43:27,320 So why didn't anybody say anything about this before? 964 00:43:27,350 --> 00:43:29,620 We didn't see it coming. 965 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,820 It happened too quickly. 966 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,560 I mean, we're talking five days ago, 967 00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:36,060 and it's like, "Oh, that's odd." 968 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:40,400 Then under a week later, the hills are active volcanoes. 969 00:43:40,430 --> 00:43:43,140 What should have taken over a million years 970 00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:45,740 almost happened overnight. 971 00:43:45,770 --> 00:43:47,210 So if this is correct, 972 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,910 this explains why these things 973 00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,340 are exploding all over the city. 974 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:53,350 This city is a ticking time bomb. 975 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,750 Wait. What does this have to do with spiders attacking the city? 976 00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:58,720 Actually, everything. 977 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:03,720 When I compared the pattern of the lava tube network, 978 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,160 it had a very close structure to that of an insect colony. 979 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,830 So wait. They had something in common? 980 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,170 They're exactly the same. 981 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,570 The volcanoes and the spiders are one. 982 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:19,410 The Mayans had a term for it, 983 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,770 lavalantula. 984 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:24,240 And right here... 985 00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:28,010 this would be the queen's chamber. 986 00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:33,250 If you kill the Mamalantula, you kill them all. 987 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,060 Whoa. 988 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,860 We better go check on that front door. 989 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:41,930 What are you doing? 990 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,860 Science class is over, Doc. 991 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:47,530 I'm gonna go get my kid, and when we're done, 992 00:44:47,570 --> 00:44:50,270 you and I, Jack, we're gonna have that beer. 993 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,300 You're buying. 994 00:44:53,170 --> 00:44:55,740 Oh, that is so badass. 995 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:58,610 Wait. No, no, no. 996 00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:00,910 I--I meant you're badass, not I'm badass. 997 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,480 Guys? 998 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,520 Colt? 999 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,060 Come in, Evac 670. What's your 20? 1000 00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:14,330 This is Evac 670. 1001 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,330 We are westbound on Forest Lawn. 1002 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,330 670, turn around immediately. 1003 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:20,800 The Forest Lawn area is highly unstable right now. 1004 00:45:20,830 --> 00:45:22,300 Do you have an alternate route? 1005 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:24,000 Negative, just get off that road. 1006 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,640 What's happening? 1007 00:45:26,670 --> 00:45:28,810 Want you to stay here. 1008 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't just leave us here. 1009 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,280 All right. I want you to get down, 1010 00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:34,810 and I want you to stay down. 1011 00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,750 - This should keep you safe. - On your six! 1012 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,650 I'm not good at staying down. 1013 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:41,590 If you want to live, you get that ass under that fire blanket. 1014 00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:44,590 Really need to curse. 1015 00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,690 Get down! 1016 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,430 This place is like a freaking maze. 1017 00:45:51,470 --> 00:45:52,830 I think there's a stairwell right there. 1018 00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:55,640 Oh, you think? 1019 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:09,550 These things don't give up. 1020 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:12,050 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Keep your voice down. 1021 00:46:12,090 --> 00:46:13,320 Come on. Come on. 1022 00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,730 Okay, come on. Come on. 1023 00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:28,400 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 1024 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,840 God. 1025 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,640 I think it's gone. 1026 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,340 Run! Go! Go! 1027 00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:37,010 You got her? 1028 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,440 You got her? Come on! Here it comes! 1029 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,850 What the hell are you doing? 1030 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,850 I got this! 1031 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:50,390 I got it! 1032 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:54,860 How'd you know that was gonna work? 1033 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:55,900 I didn't! 1034 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,770 Go! 1035 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,210 There's too many of them, man! 1036 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,740 We gotta get these civilians out of here. 1037 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:11,280 They breathe fire, man. 1038 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:12,310 Yeah, I can see that. 1039 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,420 Now they're closing in. 1040 00:47:17,450 --> 00:47:19,550 We are not going down like this. 1041 00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:20,850 Do you have a shot? Yeah. 1042 00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,420 Run! 1043 00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:28,430 We gotta move now, man. 1044 00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:29,600 Yeah, and do what? 1045 00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:31,230 We gonna head back to the city? 1046 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,630 Well, we can't go this way, man. 1047 00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:33,800 Yeah, but we need reinforcements. 1048 00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:36,140 Man, we are the reinforcements! 1049 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,810 Clever girl. 1050 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,020 Oh, no. 1051 00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:48,740 Oh! Eww, eww, eww. 1052 00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:52,040 Oh, my God. 1053 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,050 Key. 1054 00:48:58,090 --> 00:48:59,820 Oh. 1055 00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:04,060 Evac 670, can you read me? 1056 00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,490 Hello? 1057 00:49:05,530 --> 00:49:06,990 Did you copy the last transmission? 1058 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,900 Get off Forest Lawn. 1059 00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:10,200 All your men are gone. 1060 00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:12,300 Everyone is dead. Do you hear me? 1061 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:13,900 Who is this? 1062 00:49:13,930 --> 00:49:15,970 My name is Olivia West. 1063 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,400 I'm the sole survivor. Well, please be advised 1064 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,470 to get out of Los Angeles immediately. 1065 00:49:20,510 --> 00:49:21,810 Yeah. Well, thanks for the great advice, 1066 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,980 but I can't really do that. 1067 00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:24,580 My family is still here in L.A. 1068 00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:27,250 Repeat. Los Angeles is highly unstable right now. 1069 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480 Why don't you give me some good information, 1070 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,080 like where's the fricking key? 1071 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,550 There is no key, ma'am. 1072 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:35,090 Flip two switches marked "battery" and "run." 1073 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,720 You're advised to get out as soon as possible. 1074 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,290 Not without my family. 1075 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:51,340 Come on. 1076 00:49:51,370 --> 00:49:52,340 You still with us? 1077 00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:53,440 How you doing? 1078 00:49:53,470 --> 00:49:54,610 How you doing, Jordan? Jordan! 1079 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,740 Jordan! 1080 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:57,840 Jordan! 1081 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,010 Jordan. Whoa, whoa. 1082 00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:00,050 She's freaking out, man. 1083 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,950 Jordan, come on. Come on. 1084 00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,420 Jordan, look at me. Look at me. 1085 00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:04,680 Water, water. Get some water. 1086 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,120 From where? I don't know, man. 1087 00:50:06,150 --> 00:50:08,120 Jordan, look at me. No, come on. 1088 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,720 Jordan! Jordan! 1089 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,920 Jordan! Jordan! Come on. 1090 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,560 Stay with us. Come on. 1091 00:50:15,830 --> 00:50:16,800 Jordan. 1092 00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:17,800 What the-- 1093 00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:19,500 Is she dead? 1094 00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:22,230 I don't know. 1095 00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:33,150 Jordan! Jordan! 1096 00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:35,980 Ho. Dude. 1097 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:40,350 Jordan. 1098 00:50:44,690 --> 00:50:46,090 What's happening?! No! No! 1099 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,260 What's happening?! Oh, my God! 1100 00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:49,330 Make it stop! 1101 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,500 Oh, my God! 1102 00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:52,470 What the... 1103 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,270 No! No! 1104 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,000 Get 'em off me, man! 1105 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,070 No! Ahh! 1106 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,810 No! No! Ahh! 1107 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,120 Come on. Come on. 1108 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:17,990 Right. 1109 00:51:25,530 --> 00:51:27,030 Where are you? 1110 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:31,540 My phone. 1111 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:33,370 My phone's working. 1112 00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:35,010 It's from Wyatt. 1113 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,540 Heh. 1114 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,680 He's trapped. 1115 00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:39,850 He's at Hanson Studios. 1116 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,750 It's at Seventh and Olympic. We gotta get there. 1117 00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,320 Hey, guys. 1118 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,720 That is a very large arachnid. 1119 00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,330 The freaking kraken. 1120 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,070 And it's coming this way. 1121 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,070 Get back! 1122 00:52:03,110 --> 00:52:04,270 Lavalantula! 1123 00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,450 Ah, no! 1124 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,080 Ah! Ah, look! Oh! 1125 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,150 They're in here! 1126 00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:17,650 They're all in here! 1127 00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:20,620 Ah! Oh, no! 1128 00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,290 Let's go this way. 1129 00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:27,700 Oh, no! 1130 00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:31,130 C-Come on. 1131 00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:33,000 Yes. 1132 00:52:33,030 --> 00:52:34,340 Too many of 'em! 1133 00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:35,470 We gotta get out of here! 1134 00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:42,310 Jack, watch it! 1135 00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:43,340 Watch out! 1136 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:45,180 Watch out! No! 1137 00:52:46,310 --> 00:52:48,180 Jack! 1138 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,990 Want some of this? 1139 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:56,020 You got this. Come on! 1140 00:53:15,110 --> 00:53:16,310 Let's get out of here. 1141 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:18,240 Get out of here! 1142 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,210 Though that door. 1143 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:39,000 Could there be a prehistoric link to these spiders? 1144 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,770 That's what's trending on social media 1145 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,240 after scientific reports 1146 00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:44,740 date these arachnids back to the Jurassic era. 1147 00:53:44,770 --> 00:53:46,970 Meanwhile, mid-Wilshire is the latest hot spot, 1148 00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,640 where the famed La Brea Tar Pits 1149 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,480 have been decimated by dozens of lavalantulas. 1150 00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:54,150 And at the center of it all, action hero Colton West. 1151 00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:55,980 Colton? Eyewitnesses say he saved 1152 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,280 dozens of people on Hollywood Boulevard. 1153 00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:02,090 Doc, you okay? 1154 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,290 You okay? You hurt? 1155 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,460 What? Are you hurt? 1156 00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:05,690 Are you bleeding anywhere? 1157 00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:06,930 I can't hear you! 1158 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,130 I think I lost my hearing. 1159 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,130 No, you didn't. Huh? 1160 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,160 It's a helicopter! 1161 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,470 Looks like you're wrapped, kid. 1162 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,470 You're going back to Des Moines. 1163 00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:19,840 You're not coming with us? 1164 00:54:19,870 --> 00:54:21,310 No. I gotta find my kid. 1165 00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:22,840 I hope you find him. Yeah. 1166 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,780 I better, or my wife will kill me. 1167 00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:26,150 You saved my life. 1168 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,220 No. No, no. We saved each other. 1169 00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:34,850 Kid. Huh? 1170 00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:35,860 You can let go. No, no, no. 1171 00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:36,860 Let go of me. 1172 00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:38,360 No. No, no, no. 1173 00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,560 Okay. Okay. 1174 00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:40,660 Go. Sorry. 1175 00:54:40,690 --> 00:54:41,800 Movie talk. Movie talk. 1176 00:54:41,830 --> 00:54:43,630 Movie talk. 1177 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:45,530 You're crazy for staying. 1178 00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:47,200 Yeah, of course I'm crazy. I'm an actor. 1179 00:54:47,230 --> 00:54:48,640 Good point. 1180 00:54:48,670 --> 00:54:51,070 I printed out a thermal map of Los Angeles. 1181 00:54:51,110 --> 00:54:53,340 The orange bits are the lava tubes. 1182 00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:55,310 Stay away from them if you can. 1183 00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,310 Thanks, Doc. 1184 00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,380 Be safe. 1185 00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:58,850 Be safe. 1186 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,060 Okay. Okay. 1187 00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:19,900 Come on. Come on. Okay. 1188 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,610 Okay. Okay. 1189 00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:31,950 You want some of this? 1190 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,550 Yeah, come on! Come on! 1191 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,520 It's Christmas. I got something for you, 1192 00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:39,020 a little present for you. Come on, guys. 1193 00:55:39,050 --> 00:55:40,390 Come on. 1194 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,920 Colton! 1195 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,960 Get in! 1196 00:55:42,990 --> 00:55:44,120 Ah, honey. 1197 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,730 Come on. Drive straight. 1198 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,930 Drive straight. 1199 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,400 Okay. 1200 00:55:58,510 --> 00:56:00,440 Ahh! 1201 00:56:04,150 --> 00:56:06,280 What were you doing at the Tar Pits? 1202 00:56:06,310 --> 00:56:07,980 Trying to find our son. 1203 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,480 I got stuck. 1204 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,980 Stuck? 1205 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,750 Who gets stuck at the Tar Pits? 1206 00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:14,250 I mean, Wilshire Boulevard, really? 1207 00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:15,720 Everyone knows you take Olympic downtown. 1208 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,490 Thanks, honey. 1209 00:56:17,530 --> 00:56:19,090 You okay? 1210 00:56:19,130 --> 00:56:20,830 Yeah. I'm okay, 1211 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:23,300 'cause I'm seeing you. 1212 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:24,960 How'd you find me? 1213 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,570 After 15 years of putting out your fires, 1214 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,170 I'm gonna just follow the smoke. 1215 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,340 Really? No. 1216 00:56:31,370 --> 00:56:32,910 You're all over the news. 1217 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,810 Ah. So I got a text from Wyatt. 1218 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,010 He's okay. You did? 1219 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,280 Yeah. 1220 00:56:38,310 --> 00:56:40,280 He's at Hanson Street Studios. 1221 00:56:40,310 --> 00:56:42,350 Hanson Street. Yeah. 1222 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:43,850 Pretty ironic, huh? Yeah. 1223 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,150 That's where we first met. 1224 00:56:45,190 --> 00:56:47,250 Heh. 1225 00:56:47,290 --> 00:56:48,690 You remember? 1226 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,760 Oh, honey, yeah, of course I remember. 1227 00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:52,990 Really? Yes. 1228 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:56,100 That's so romantic. 1229 00:56:56,130 --> 00:56:57,930 I love you, honey. 1230 00:56:57,970 --> 00:56:59,870 I love you, too. 1231 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:02,000 Let's get downtown. We'll get Wyatt, 1232 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,370 get the hell out of this city before it goes. 1233 00:57:06,470 --> 00:57:07,610 Mayday! Mayday! 1234 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,980 This is Evac 670, Colton West. 1235 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,310 We need help. This is an emergency. 1236 00:57:12,350 --> 00:57:14,010 Mayday! Mayday! Please come in. 1237 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:17,020 Listen. Listen. They're saying something. 1238 00:57:17,050 --> 00:57:18,850 The authorities are overwhelmed 1239 00:57:18,890 --> 00:57:20,850 trying to battle these spiders and evacuate citizens. 1240 00:57:20,890 --> 00:57:23,290 We keep getting new reports of lavalantulas 1241 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,690 erupting from beneath the ground, spewing fire, 1242 00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:28,530 and wreaking havoc all over the Los Angeles basin. 1243 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,560 Nowhere seems to be safe. 1244 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,170 Evacuation efforts have been halted, 1245 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,630 and everyone is advised to stay in place-- 1246 00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:35,700 I've heard enough. 1247 00:57:54,690 --> 00:57:55,860 Come on. 1248 00:57:59,230 --> 00:58:01,090 Here--Here I come, son! 1249 00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:05,230 Stay away from my kid! 1250 00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:08,600 Olivia! Get down, honey! 1251 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,070 Mom! Dad! 1252 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,340 Wyatt, get down! 1253 00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:13,210 Get down! Wyatt! Get down! 1254 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,970 Get down! 1255 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,780 Oh, my God. 1256 00:58:17,810 --> 00:58:19,480 Are you okay? Are you okay? 1257 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:21,780 Honey. Honey. 1258 00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:23,120 Dad! Ho ho. My boy. 1259 00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:24,250 Mom! 1260 00:58:24,290 --> 00:58:26,420 Oh, thank God. 1261 00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:31,690 Why do you have a military truck? 1262 00:58:31,730 --> 00:58:33,260 You know your mom. 1263 00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:34,590 She likes everything big. 1264 00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:35,730 Yes, I do. 1265 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,630 You okay? Are you all right? 1266 00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:39,270 Did you check yourself? Are you bleeding anywhere? 1267 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,270 No, I'm good. I'm good. 1268 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,570 What about the others? 1269 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,570 Are they okay? 1270 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,070 They didn't make it. 1271 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,140 What? 1272 00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:48,270 I know. I know. 1273 00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:50,640 How on Earth did you stay alive? 1274 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,550 This. 1275 00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:56,320 It's 'cause I sprayed them with this, and they hate it. 1276 00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:57,320 Just a fire extinguisher? 1277 00:58:57,350 --> 00:58:59,050 No, honey. This is... 1278 00:58:59,090 --> 00:59:00,590 compressed nitrogen. 1279 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,220 Y-You have more of these? 1280 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:03,460 That's the last one. 1281 00:59:05,030 --> 00:59:06,260 Nitrogen. 1282 00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:07,330 What? 1283 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,330 There's shops around here. 1284 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,100 Shop? You want to shop? 1285 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:12,270 No, honey, this nitrogen, 1286 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:16,000 this is what almost killed me this morning on the set. 1287 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,600 This is gonna keep us alive. 1288 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,770 We gotta get out of here. We really gotta go. 1289 00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:22,310 Yeah, and even if we do, these spiders aren't just gonna let us leave. 1290 00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:25,680 Dad, we're gonna have to fight. 1291 00:59:27,150 --> 00:59:29,650 And that's what we're gonna do, son. 1292 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,990 Come on! 1293 00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:43,070 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1294 00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:46,070 just moments ago, the President of the United States 1295 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:49,170 declared the L.A. basin a disaster zone. 1296 00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:52,570 I can tell you the situation has gone from bad to worse. 1297 00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:56,180 The Santa Monica Mountains continue to destabilize. 1298 00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,280 We're showing you live footage from Malibu, 1299 00:59:58,310 --> 01:00:00,120 where the latest eruption has occurred. 1300 01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:03,290 Several freeways have been severely damaged, 1301 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,960 leading authorities to advise everyone to stay in place. 1302 01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:10,930 This map shows the damage spread across the L.A. basin, 1303 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,160 but in the midst of all this chaos, 1304 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,960 there are selfless acts of heroism 1305 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,970 as reported by our own Lisa Miller. 1306 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,030 Uh, yeah. I just wanna say 1307 01:00:19,070 --> 01:00:21,500 that I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for Colton West. 1308 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,210 He's a real-life action hero. 1309 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,970 Well, I'm sure he had some help. 1310 01:00:25,010 --> 01:00:26,780 Did you know he used to be an actor? 1311 01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:28,440 Colton West, he save my life. 1312 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,150 You super action. 1313 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:31,650 Well, there you have it. 1314 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,550 In the stranger than fiction category, 1315 01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:35,550 and in the midst of the biggest catastrophe 1316 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,220 this city has ever seen, 1317 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,520 a motion-picture action hero 1318 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,990 might very well be a real, live action hero. 1319 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:43,990 Back to you. 1320 01:00:44,030 --> 01:00:46,530 Thank you, Lisa. Has he lost his mind? 1321 01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:48,200 Who the hell's calling here? 1322 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:50,870 If it's a spider, don't answer it. 1323 01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:53,840 Who is it? 1324 01:00:53,870 --> 01:00:56,000 It's Colton West. 1325 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,210 What? What?! 1326 01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:01,380 Wyatt, Olivia, get in here. Come in here. 1327 01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:04,310 Oh, Colton. Colton West, man, 1328 01:01:04,350 --> 01:01:06,480 you are all over the news. 1329 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,550 Teddy, what are you still doing here? 1330 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,920 We left the set same time you did. 1331 01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:12,350 Then all hell broke loose. 1332 01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:13,990 Freeways are shut down, 1333 01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:15,860 and those spiders are killing anything that moves. 1334 01:01:15,890 --> 01:01:18,360 I know. There's no getting in and out of L.A. now. 1335 01:01:18,390 --> 01:01:20,260 Well, our boys over at the studio wings 1336 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,430 said that they have some helicopters. 1337 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,030 They were supposed to be on their way, 1338 01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,830 but they didn't show up, 1339 01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:28,100 and we haven't been able to get ahold of them since. 1340 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:30,010 Bigger question is, what are you doing here? 1341 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,510 I got a plan. Heh heh. 1342 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:35,010 You've always got a plan, Colton West. 1343 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,950 Is this the original Red Rocket? 1344 01:01:36,980 --> 01:01:38,380 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1345 01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:40,780 NASA made that suit. 1346 01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:45,520 Ah, the days of the big budgets. Mm, mm, mm. 1347 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,060 Son, this suit, this helmet, it paid for our house, 1348 01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:51,430 paid for the clothes you're wearing, your education. 1349 01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:55,530 Paid for everything. 1350 01:01:55,570 --> 01:01:57,370 So why do you still keep 'em? 1351 01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,540 Well-- Because I'm a sucker for nostalgia. 1352 01:02:00,570 --> 01:02:01,570 Yeah. 1353 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,770 How you doing, young man? 1354 01:02:03,810 --> 01:02:06,270 I always thought one day we'd make a sequel. 1355 01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:09,210 Well, if things ever get normal, maybe he'll fly again. 1356 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,910 I wish we could all fly away from here. 1357 01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:14,120 We're gonna make a break for it, Colt. You with us? 1358 01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:15,480 No. You're not going out there. 1359 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,090 I wouldn't count on the military. 1360 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,820 They're sending in a ground evac, 1361 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,720 but who knows when that's gonna happen? 1362 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,320 So we're all just sitting ducks? 1363 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,790 No, Ted, I'm not a sitting duck, 1364 01:02:24,830 --> 01:02:26,830 and neither are you. We're not giving up. 1365 01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:29,900 I love your attitude, baby, but the fact is-- 1366 01:02:29,930 --> 01:02:31,630 Marty, I've been in this town for 30 years. 1367 01:02:31,670 --> 01:02:33,800 It has not killed me. It's not gonna kill me now. 1368 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,970 Now, Wyatt said this kept him alive. 1369 01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:39,740 Nitrogen. You used it on the set today, weren't you? 1370 01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:42,410 You used this on them? 1371 01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:44,110 Yeah. It worked? 1372 01:02:44,150 --> 01:02:45,450 Son of a gun. 1373 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:46,850 Do you have any more? 1374 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,180 How much are we talking? 1375 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,850 And what do you have in mind, Colt? 1376 01:02:50,890 --> 01:02:53,720 I need a map of downtown. 1377 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,990 All right. This is their nest. 1378 01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:00,500 This is how they get around. 1379 01:03:00,530 --> 01:03:02,600 This is where they come out. 1380 01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:04,530 It's all over L.A. 1381 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:07,500 Right here, this large chamber, 1382 01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:10,670 that's where the queen is. 1383 01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,980 Okay. 1384 01:03:14,010 --> 01:03:16,040 If this map is accurate-- and it is-- 1385 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,610 that's no more than just a few blocks away. 1386 01:03:17,650 --> 01:03:18,850 That's right. 1387 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,320 Those canisters of liquid nitrogen, 1388 01:03:21,350 --> 01:03:26,150 we need to wrap bombs around them. Can you do that? 1389 01:03:26,190 --> 01:03:28,860 I still have a few dozen sticks of C-4 around. 1390 01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:30,830 I don't see that as a problem. 1391 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:34,360 And we could detonate them by remote. 1392 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,960 Can you do that? 1393 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,030 Not a problem. 1394 01:03:38,070 --> 01:03:39,970 If we make enough of these canisters 1395 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,710 and drop them down in the open craters, 1396 01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,710 then we can detonate them, 1397 01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:49,880 and we can smoke this queen right out of the nest. 1398 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,410 Can you do that? 1399 01:03:51,450 --> 01:03:53,750 Not a problem. Not a problem. 1400 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:56,750 I--I don't know much about this sort of thing, 1401 01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:58,520 but this queen, 1402 01:03:58,550 --> 01:04:00,520 she's gonna be a lot bigger than the others, right? 1403 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,190 Yeah, she's gonna be huge. 1404 01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:04,360 And really pissed. 1405 01:04:04,390 --> 01:04:06,600 So, what, we kill the queen? 1406 01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:08,560 Where does that even get us? 1407 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,270 Oh, no, no. What--What he's saying, 1408 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:11,930 it's--it's a hive mentality. 1409 01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:14,370 You see, um, if you kill the queen, 1410 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,100 you kill them all. 1411 01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,270 It's--It's like on the Insect Channel. 1412 01:04:18,310 --> 01:04:19,710 That's right. 1413 01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:22,680 I hate bugs. 1414 01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,950 Let's kill the bitch. 1415 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,190 Ladies and gentlemen, 1416 01:04:38,230 --> 01:04:40,800 tonight I call upon you, 1417 01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:43,570 the good people of the motion picture industry. 1418 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,970 It is you who works tirelessly 1419 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,370 12, 14, 16 hours a day... 1420 01:04:51,410 --> 01:04:54,910 giving pints and pints of your blood for our great nation. 1421 01:04:54,940 --> 01:04:58,580 Yes, some might say it's just entertainment, 1422 01:04:58,610 --> 01:05:00,320 but we know better. 1423 01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:02,250 Our movies are where the hopes and dreams 1424 01:05:02,290 --> 01:05:04,590 of this great nation are born. 1425 01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:07,990 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm chagrined to say 1426 01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:10,490 that tonight might be our last production, 1427 01:05:10,530 --> 01:05:12,990 but I beseech you, please think another way. 1428 01:05:13,030 --> 01:05:16,130 Tonight is our opening night. 1429 01:05:16,170 --> 01:05:18,730 Tonight is the night that we save our city, 1430 01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:22,140 our homes, our families, 1431 01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:24,440 that we believe in a tomorrow, 1432 01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:27,010 a tomorrow where the Lakers have another threepeat. 1433 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,280 What about the Clippers? 1434 01:05:28,310 --> 01:05:30,080 Clippers, too. 1435 01:05:30,110 --> 01:05:34,650 A tomorrow where the Kings sip again from the Stanley Cup. 1436 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,250 What about the Ducks? 1437 01:05:36,290 --> 01:05:38,020 The Ducks, too. 1438 01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:39,420 And a tomorrow where the Dodgers, 1439 01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:43,330 only the Dodgers, win the World Series. 1440 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,330 Ladies and gentlemen, 1441 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,800 tonight I ask you to unify as a city, 1442 01:05:48,830 --> 01:05:51,130 above the line, below the line. 1443 01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:53,470 Tonight we draw the line. 1444 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,940 This is your city. 1445 01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:55,970 This is my city. 1446 01:05:56,010 --> 01:05:57,510 I was born in this city. 1447 01:05:57,540 --> 01:06:00,210 I'm gonna die in this city, but not tonight! 1448 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,710 Viva Los Angelenos! 1449 01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:06,510 Viva Los Angelenos! 1450 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:09,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby! 1451 01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:11,890 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man! 1452 01:06:13,990 --> 01:06:15,890 Whoo! Whoo! 1453 01:06:19,130 --> 01:06:20,600 Al i run it off. Okay. 1454 01:06:20,630 --> 01:06:21,830 All right. I got this. 1455 01:06:21,860 --> 01:06:23,370 Colt. Colt. Yeah, Marty. 1456 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,570 Yeah. Listen. 1457 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,930 I've been thinking about this. 1458 01:06:25,970 --> 01:06:27,570 Mm-hmm. Yeah? The queen. 1459 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,840 You've gotta get really close to take her out, 1460 01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:32,510 and bullets aren't gonna do it. 1461 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:34,110 You need an explosion, 1462 01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:36,280 and you know what happens if she explodes? 1463 01:06:36,310 --> 01:06:38,210 It's a death wish for anyone nearby. 1464 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:40,180 Okay. So let's use a remote. 1465 01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:42,250 It's moving, and it's very hot. 1466 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,890 Who's gonna slap it on, anyway? 1467 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,450 And besides, remember, this is C-4. 1468 01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:47,390 That stuff's gonna go off by itself, 1469 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,260 like it or not. So how long? 1470 01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:52,790 10, 20 seconds tops. 1471 01:06:52,830 --> 01:06:54,600 Look, man, that was a really good speech, 1472 01:06:54,630 --> 01:06:57,070 but, um--oh, oh, okay, great speech, 1473 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,430 but we're gonna need more than speeches. 1474 01:06:59,470 --> 01:07:02,570 Just make sure those bombs go off. 1475 01:07:02,610 --> 01:07:04,570 Oh, we will. 1476 01:07:09,310 --> 01:07:12,980 You both just stay here, and you'll be safe, okay? 1477 01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:15,080 Okay. And, Wyatt, 1478 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,050 I'm counting on you, okay? 1479 01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:18,720 Okay. You be a good boy. 1480 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:19,720 I will. 1481 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,460 You watch your mother. 1482 01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:22,960 All right. 1483 01:07:22,990 --> 01:07:24,930 Promise me you'll come back. 1484 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,260 I promise. 1485 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,900 Okay. 1486 01:07:28,930 --> 01:07:31,200 Don't worry. 1487 01:07:34,670 --> 01:07:36,240 And how 'bout you? 1488 01:07:36,270 --> 01:07:38,470 You want to go to a Dodger game when I come back? 1489 01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:39,740 Yeah. 1490 01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:41,440 Hate to interrupt a family moment, 1491 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,340 but it's go time. 1492 01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:45,310 Okay. Okay. 1493 01:07:45,350 --> 01:07:46,350 All right. 1494 01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:50,150 I love you. 1495 01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:53,120 It's gonna be okay. 1496 01:08:05,030 --> 01:08:07,670 This is alpha. We are nearing the first drop. 1497 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,440 The first bomb is away. 1498 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,120 Roger that. This is Bravo team. 1499 01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:24,850 We're nearing the second crater. 1500 01:08:32,430 --> 01:08:34,200 Two is away. Repeat, two is away. 1501 01:08:34,230 --> 01:08:35,830 We'll show them, stupid spider, 1502 01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:38,370 good kung fu fighting technique. 1503 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,000 It is eerily quiet on the streets of Los Angeles 1504 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,640 as the greater metro area smolders 1505 01:08:43,670 --> 01:08:46,040 under the crippling volcanic eruptions 1506 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,410 and the onslaught of lavalantulas 1507 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,410 that have been thrust up from their nest, 1508 01:08:50,450 --> 01:08:52,350 decimating everything in their path. 1509 01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:54,520 Now the residents that were evacuated earlier 1510 01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:56,850 are long gone, hopefully to safety. 1511 01:08:56,890 --> 01:09:00,820 Those who remain are hunkered down under martial law. 1512 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:02,990 Let me tell you, even though this small area 1513 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:04,590 might seem safe for now, 1514 01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:07,860 no one inside the city and the ring of fire are safe. 1515 01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:10,530 Rescue efforts are still being hindered, 1516 01:09:10,570 --> 01:09:12,270 so all of these brave residents, 1517 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:15,370 all they can do is sit and wait and pray. 1518 01:09:18,410 --> 01:09:20,380 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 1519 01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:33,050 Hey, man, I'm gonna need some backup. 1520 01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:34,920 There's lots of spiders here. 1521 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,360 Don't worry, Teddy. Cavalry's on its way. 1522 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:48,200 All right, now. 1523 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,900 I'm here. Come on! 1524 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,140 Come on! Come on! 1525 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:55,280 I got something for you and your mama! 1526 01:09:55,310 --> 01:09:58,080 Take that! Come on! 1527 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,950 Ah! Ah! 1528 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,220 I need some help here. 1529 01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,320 I need some help! 1530 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:10,960 Full power. 1531 01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:17,470 Oh. 1532 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,700 Oh. 1533 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,300 Hoo. 1534 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,440 Move it! Move it! Oh, guys... 1535 01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:30,140 Come on, come on, come on! 1536 01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,180 Teddy. Come on! 1537 01:10:33,350 --> 01:10:34,380 Come on. 1538 01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:38,050 Come on, you suckers. 1539 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,020 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1540 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,470 What? They're gone. 1541 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,340 Well, it worked, didn't it? 1542 01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:55,970 Yeah. 1543 01:10:56,010 --> 01:10:57,670 Okay. What's the plan, Colt? 1544 01:10:57,710 --> 01:10:59,270 Uh, you know how we always say 1545 01:10:59,310 --> 01:11:01,640 that making a film is like war? 1546 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,340 Yeah. Yeah. 1547 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:05,980 Well, let's hope that this war is like making a film. 1548 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:07,320 What does that mean? 1549 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,450 Means I need you to plant those bombs. 1550 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,950 Okay, but what does that mean? 1551 01:11:09,990 --> 01:11:11,550 Means I need you to plant those bombs. 1552 01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:13,690 Where are you going? What are you doing? Colton! 1553 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,890 Colt! Come back here, Colt .44! Come back here! 1554 01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:19,490 Uh, your attention please. Colton has gone rogue. 1555 01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:22,200 Everybody keep going. The plan remains the same. 1556 01:11:22,230 --> 01:11:24,330 Repeat, it remains the same, all right? Out. 1557 01:11:24,370 --> 01:11:25,900 What is he doing? 1558 01:11:25,930 --> 01:11:28,240 He's just being your father. I don't-- 1559 01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:31,010 Keep moving, laddies. We've got to win this one. 1560 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,740 Freedom! 1561 01:12:28,330 --> 01:12:29,330 Damn it! 1562 01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:55,420 Marty. Marty. Come in, Marty. 1563 01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,230 There you are, man. 1564 01:12:57,260 --> 01:12:59,630 Hey, where are you? Exactly where are you? 1565 01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:02,660 You'll know in a little bit. 1566 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:03,930 What's our status? 1567 01:13:03,970 --> 01:13:05,630 You got those bombs planted? 1568 01:13:05,670 --> 01:13:06,670 Red 3 standing by. 1569 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:08,240 Red 2 standing by. 1570 01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:09,800 Red 5 standing by. 1571 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,470 R2, shut up. I'm busy, man. 1572 01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:12,910 Standing by, man. Great. 1573 01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:14,840 I'm counting on you, Marty. 1574 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,310 I'm counting on you. 1575 01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:18,780 We gonna be all right, Colt. 1576 01:13:18,810 --> 01:13:20,680 You just make sure you don't get dead. 1577 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,100 Colt, I really hope you're there, 1578 01:13:38,130 --> 01:13:40,200 'cause if you've got a plan, now's the time. 1579 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,100 Yeah, I got a plan. 1580 01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,200 It's go time. 1581 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,470 Go time? Go where time? 1582 01:13:45,510 --> 01:13:46,870 What--Where are you? 1583 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:49,510 I found a little party I want to drop in on. 1584 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,160 Make some music, Teddy. 1585 01:14:02,190 --> 01:14:05,960 On my mark, 3, 2, 1. 1586 01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:07,430 We're rolling. 1587 01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:23,380 Oh. 1588 01:14:25,410 --> 01:14:26,980 One didn't go off. 1589 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,180 Push it again. 1590 01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:29,180 I'm pushing it. 1591 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,020 Oh, my gosh. 1592 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:35,090 Oh, my... 1593 01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:37,930 Load up. Load up. 1594 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:41,100 - Yah! - What the... 1595 01:14:41,130 --> 01:14:42,200 Yah! 1596 01:14:42,230 --> 01:14:43,760 Incoming! 1597 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,870 Incoming! Let's go! Go! Go! Go! 1598 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,000 Go! Take 'em out! 1599 01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:50,400 Over there. Tighten the flank! 1600 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,340 Tighten the flank! Don't let 'em through! 1601 01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:53,880 Hold 'em! 1602 01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:55,240 Back up. Back up! Hold the line. 1603 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:58,010 Come on. Hold the line! 1604 01:14:58,050 --> 01:14:59,880 Watch your flank! Watch your flank, guys! 1605 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,780 Tighten it up! Tighten it up! 1606 01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,650 That's it! Spray 'em! 1607 01:15:12,630 --> 01:15:14,860 Ah... 1608 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:17,770 What we gonna do? How am I gonna spray that, man? 1609 01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,030 She's bigger than the damn buildings. 1610 01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:21,170 Mama's home. 1611 01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:28,240 If anybody's got a Plan B, uh, how 'bout now? 1612 01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:37,080 She's not just bad. She's big. 1613 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,320 Really big. 1614 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,890 C-4 now. 1615 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,430 Oh, you're kidding me. What? 1616 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,000 Where the hell is it? 1617 01:15:48,030 --> 01:15:50,460 I know where it is. 1618 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,440 All right, Colt. 1619 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,840 Action. 1620 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,410 Unbelievable. 1621 01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:07,750 Let's hope this works. 1622 01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:11,650 Whoa! 1623 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,590 Go! Go! Let's go! 1624 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:17,430 Go! Go! Get out of here! 1625 01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:18,890 Run! Run! Everybody, run! 1626 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,500 No. No, no, no! No, no, no! 1627 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,270 Whoa! Ow! 1628 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,870 Ow! Ow! 1629 01:16:33,210 --> 01:16:34,810 Steady. Come on, steady. 1630 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,040 Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 1631 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,080 Ow! 1632 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,050 Oh ho. Okay. 1633 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,320 Ooh. 1634 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,520 Aah! Whoo! 1635 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,990 Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's hot! 1636 01:16:52,030 --> 01:16:53,090 Ow! 1637 01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:57,330 Hi, baby. 1638 01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:07,610 Nice mouth. 1639 01:17:19,450 --> 01:17:21,160 And in breaking news, 1640 01:17:21,190 --> 01:17:23,160 while airlifts are finally under way, 1641 01:17:23,190 --> 01:17:26,760 evacuating the rest of the civilians from the area, 1642 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,200 one man and his ragtag team of-- and you're hearing this right-- 1643 01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:33,500 film crew actually devised a successful plan 1644 01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:35,500 to take down the queen lavalantula 1645 01:17:35,540 --> 01:17:37,540 and send the rest of these creatures back down 1646 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:41,040 to their fiery home thousands of feet below the city. 1647 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,510 That hero is none other than Colton West, 1648 01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:46,750 who, against all odds, risked life and limb 1649 01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:48,880 to save this still great city. 1650 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,220 And all that this reporter can say, 1651 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:54,860 in the now infamous words of Colton West, is nice job. 1652 01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:08,140 Oh, hey, buddy. Come on. Come on. 1653 01:18:08,170 --> 01:18:09,140 Over here. 1654 01:18:09,170 --> 01:18:10,440 Hey, come on. Oh. 1655 01:18:10,470 --> 01:18:12,070 Come on. Come on. We got you. 1656 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:13,440 Oh, thank you. We got you. 1657 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:14,610 Ho ho ho. Step up. 1658 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,540 You all right? Yeah. 1659 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:18,710 You still--Oh, yeah. Aw, man. Ow! 1660 01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:19,910 Nice suit. Yeah. 1661 01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:21,820 I'm really glad you kept it. 1662 01:18:21,850 --> 01:18:23,650 You're welcome. You're welcome. 1663 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,550 Dad! 1664 01:18:26,590 --> 01:18:28,890 Dad! Dad! Dad! 1665 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,390 I'm fine, my son. 1666 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:32,230 Dad, I was watching the news the whole time, 1667 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,760 It was so cool! My good boy. 1668 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,830 Oh, he's a good boy. 1669 01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:36,730 You are crazy. Oh, yeah. 1670 01:18:36,770 --> 01:18:38,430 You know that? Oh, yeah. 1671 01:18:38,470 --> 01:18:40,000 Honey, I really hurt. I think I broke-- 1672 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,740 Come on. Come on. I think I broke my face. 1673 01:18:41,770 --> 01:18:43,070 Get him out of here. 1674 01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:44,670 Oh, I think--I gotta go to the hospital. 1675 01:18:44,710 --> 01:18:45,770 But, Dad... Yeah? 1676 01:18:45,810 --> 01:18:47,010 Dad, you did it. Yeah. Yeah. 1677 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,140 The West family did it. 1678 01:18:48,180 --> 01:18:49,240 Yeah, we did it. We all did. 1679 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,810 I think I did a lot of it, 1680 01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:52,310 but I think we did it together. 1681 01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:55,180 I smell a sequel coming on. 1682 01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:57,490 "Red Rocket 2"? 1683 01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,820 "Attack of the Lavalantulas." 1684 01:18:58,850 --> 01:18:59,820 Ah. 1685 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:00,820 Everybody gets a suit. 1686 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:01,990 I want a suit. 1687 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,760 Well, you could put me in mine. 1688 01:19:03,790 --> 01:19:04,990 Ooh, I like that. 1689 01:19:05,030 --> 01:19:06,330 Oh, yeah, baby. 1690 01:19:07,730 --> 01:19:08,700 Yeah. Aw, yeah. 1691 01:19:08,730 --> 01:19:11,030 Aw, yeah, baby. 1692 01:19:11,070 --> 01:19:12,830 ♪ Red Rocket in the house, yo ♪ 1693 01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:15,100 We thinking about all kinds of Red Rocket products. 1694 01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:16,340 Yeah. Red Rocket tacos. 1695 01:19:16,370 --> 01:19:18,170 Red Rocket lipstick. 1696 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:19,470 Red Rocket lipstick. 1697 01:19:19,510 --> 01:19:21,110 Red Rocket burritos, Red-ritos. 1698 01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:22,780 Red Rocket shoes. Ha ha ha ha. 1699 01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:24,040 Red Rocket rockets. 1700 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,050 Red Rocket rockets. Y-Yeah. 1701 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:29,850 ...against the Mamalantula and lavalantulas 1702 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:33,320 have brought an end to a chaotic and terrifying day. 1703 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,060 But many wonder aloud 1704 01:19:35,090 --> 01:19:38,130 if this is the last we've seen of the lavalantulas. 1704 01:19:39,305 --> 01:19:45,647 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 117047