All language subtitles for Lauri.Mantyvaaran.Tuuheet.Ripset.2017.DVDRip.x264-FiCO

Why weren't these in water?
- How should I know?

Hello.
- Hello and welcome.

You gave the signal?
- Yes. We'll do it after this song.

Thanks to our lovely band.

Dear wedding guests,
especially the ladies.

Now you should come closer
to the stage -

because soon is the moment
many of you have been waiting for.

The throwing of the bouquet!

Don't be shy. There's
plenty of space in the first row.

Good.
Soon the bouquet will be flying.

One of you will be
the next happy bride.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Here!
- I'm here!

Here!

Was there a last-minute change?
- I was gonna ask you the same.

I don't know those people.

Yeah, yeah.

What? An escape on motorcycles?

Can you take these off?
- Be quiet.

No games.
- Okay.

Hey! That's not
part of the official program!

Let them have their show.
They won't make it far.

Pasanen, you too!

Come on!

You've put
a lot of effort into this.

The wedding waltz
is supposed to start at 8:30-

because Vilma's parents
need to leave early.

Minka knows your schedule, right?
- Which one is Minka?

Our wedding planner.

You understand the problem?

You won't find happiness -

by creating an impression of love
for your friends and family.

Those two might've
missed their happiness, -

running after the wrong things.

Why did you get married?

Hey, you! Girls!

You're on private property.
You have no business being there.

Who hired you?
- No one.

You probably don't understand it,
but love is not business.

It is in this case. The budget of
that wedding is 120,000 euros.

Well?

THICK LASHES
OF LAURI MÄNTYVAARA

When I was younger,
I was surprised to learn -

how many gorgeous women my age
had low self-esteem.

A woman can be ambitious
and successful in her career, -

but emotionally her self-esteem
is at rock bottom.

In my work as a wedding planner,
I've noticed -

that every woman
who's planning her wedding -

is determined and self-confident -

for the six months or year
that the planning takes.

She looks after herself
and is energetic.

But after the wedding,
every one of them lets it go.

What's the point in that?
- Exactly.

Minka and I decided -

to put our heads together
and change this.

Scandinavian Geisha School.

Our core values are
beauty, health and tradition.

Let's take a look at
your Geisha Guides.

Go ahead; open them.
We'll go over the contents first.

Yes? - I didn't get a guide.
Maybe you didn't order enough.

There should be more in the back.
We'll work it out.

Please share a guide
with the girl next to you.

What the hell are you doing?

That went well.
- Don't blame me.

I feel terrible as it is.
There's nothing I can do.

I would understand it -

if you had a crush
on someone who's hot for real.

What do you mean?
- He dreams of the NHL.

He's a wuss who lives
on protein yoghurt.

Why are you provoking me?
- I just hope you forget him soon.

This isn't an ordinary crush.

Like the Germans last summer?
Or the Argentinian sailors?

This isn't the same at all!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Seriously. What the hell?

This shit is even more serious
than I imagined.

Check his post. He doesn't
talk about just ice hockey.

Look. He has deep thoughts.

We're supposed to save Western
civilization from destruction.

Look!
- I know exactly what Lauri Mäntyvaara posts.

"I just downed a protein yoghurt."

"I got an idea for...
a lovely poem."

"Oh Heidi, lie down
on the tussock of moss with me."

C'mon.
- "Touch my hockey stick."

I'll never tell you anything again.

If you continue, -

you'll see my mental hard-on
through my pants.

What's a mental hard-on?
- What you have.

I've always thought it's good you
can't see when a woman is aroused.

Except if you're really aroused.

But you can cover that
with a tampon, for example.

Are you going to put a tampon in when you go see Lauri?
- Ha ha.

Maybe he'll tape down
his hard-on -

before he comes to see you.
- I hope so.

This is the last time
I'll help you with anything.

You didn't say anything
about blowing up bouquets -

or kidnapping people.
The wedding guests are still mad.

The wedding guests?

You mean all the wedding guests
or your god Ari Rimpiläinen?

Is ice hockey worshipping a thing in your family?
- Yeah.

Did it cross your mind -

that weddings might be
important to some people?

Like, our parents, for example.

Your parents
probably got married -

because they truly
loved each other.

It's different
from this commercial shit.

Yeah, but your stupid antics
only ruin people's day.

You could offer an alternative.
- How intelligent.

Henri, do you realize
how important this is?

We're not protecting squirrels anymore.
- I realize that.

I also understand it's not wise
to tape your hard-on to your thigh.

Right?

Huh?

Hi.

Lauri! Heidi and I are throwing
a party on Friday.

We'll have a sauna and stuff.

I'm spreading the word.
Why don't you come too.

Sure. It sounds like fun.

Where are you throwing the party?

At my uncle's summerhouse.

You can invite your team.
There's room.

Henri, you can come too.

We're telling you now because
we just decided about the party.

I'll come if I'm intelligent enough
for your party.

I know you think I'm stupid.

We're not throwing a party.
- Yes, we are.

You wanted me to forget
about Lauri.

I didn't realize the scale of this.

I told you
this isn't an ordinary crush.

You have crushes all the time.

Hi!

You have your pepper spray with you?
- No.

Mom and Dad...
- One quick thing.

I just wanted to thank you.

I want to participate
in your movement.

I was headed
in the wrong direction. Look.

The whole wedding thing
was Vilma's dream.

I had no role in it.

All the things I was fed...
We can destroy it.

Let's start spreading the word.
- Yeah.

I have friends who'll join us.
- No.

This isn't a club
you can join just like that.

Get going.

Satu and I will discuss this.
- No, we won't.

This isn't Fight Club.

Don't wiggle. It's sensitive.
- Okay.

All right.

The purple area is
your brain's fear center -

and your supposedly
clouded judgement.

Swipe the first photo.

Good.

Next we'll make sure
you've lost your judgement.

I'll observe
your fear center especially.

You can swipe the photos
while I play a song.

Hey, what's that?
- Turn around.

Keep your eyes on the laptop.
- Okay.

Congratulations.
My condolences.

You've fallen in love
with a Finnish hockey player.

Good job, Lauri. Good!

Come here.

Mäntyvaara, hustle!

They're in the middle
of something here!

You just ruined a tutoring session!

These amateur coaches have
no pedagogical skills.

No wonder
Lauri's been so confused.

You brought a mattress and this.
- Yeah.

Isn't this too romantic for your style?
- It's for you and Lauri.

You can bring him here.
- Puhleez.

You were going to take him home?

Nice. "Ooh ah, bang bang.
We're here, Mom and Dad!"

I bought you condoms.
- Seriously?

They're in this mint green box.

There's also a lollipop.

And then...
- Yeah?

Ta-dah.

A wall of moss.
- Satu, this is getting creepy.

Don't tell me you don't want
to bang him as soon as possible.

I do, but why are you so excited?

I decorated this for you
because I'm your friend.

But you hate stuff like this.
- I don't. I hate pretentious love.

You and Lauri are different.

This is what we're fighting for.
I want you to have him.

Besides, Henri was right about
us not offering an alternative.

I want to help you
because you're my best friend.

Okay. Come take a look.
- What?

Look that way.

No way. Is Viljami living there?

We should've let him join us.

He's really serious about this.
You rejected him without asking me.

You'd trust him and the others?
- Yeah. - I only trust you.

They'll get tired in a week -

of not having an indoor toilet
and working internet.

They want to have an extreme
vacation and larp a revolution.

Hey. Wait.

Like this.
- "Like this."

You put too little oil.

Hi. You need help?
- Yeah.

Heidi is by the water.
She might need help carrying stuff.

I can go.

I'm sorry. I take back my words.

I'll stay here because... we're in
a hurry with this bonfire business.

Why don't you go, Lauri.

Sure.

Your pancake is really thin.

I can get it.

Why didn't you go to the sauna?

So you don't have
to be alone with those people.

If they're so horrible,
why do you hang out with them?

Not everyone finds a soul mate
next door when they're six -

like you and Heidi.

The hole of a gnome.

Do you have any idea
how rare that is?

I'm sure you'd rather hang out
with just anybody -

than play a console game
in the basement.

You mean you're a loser
if you don't play hockey?

In this world, yeah.

Henri, is the beer cold?
- Yup.

Those are hot-looking pancakes.
Can I have one?

Go to the sauna first.

Oh, the dude is looking
at cleavage.

Want to put a sausage
between her tits?

You want to go to the sauna with Satu and Heidi.
- Who doesn't?

I don't want to see my sister naked.
- You want to see Satu.

Or will your romantic wedding night
be on the Yoghurt Cruise?

What is the Yoghurt Cruise?

The Seashore Dairy Company
sponsors it -

at the end of the season.

That's why it's also called
The Jugs Cruise.

Satu, are you coming?

The whole team wants to know
if Henri gets to score.

Everything okay?
- Yeah.

Sometimes women have
these supernatural spasms.

Henri, I think your subconscious -

is guiding my hand
with the help of hormones, -

as if it was your hand.

I can't control it.

Stop!
- What's happening? I can't control it!

I can't! My pure body!

No! Henri, don't!

If I breathe through my mouth, -

I won't smell
your masculine bodies.

Oh, you have a show here.

Is there an entrance fee?
- I'm not even going to answer.

Smart girl.
- Intelligent.

Ari, are you coming to the sauna?
- Sure. Lauri's coming too.

We're going now.
- All right.

I'll go to the sauna.
- Okay.

Bye!
- Bye.

You're floating.

I've never seen you like that.
- I'm totally confused.

Everything feels so natural.

What did you talk about?
- A little bit about everything.

Give me details.

I feel I'd be betraying his trust
if I told you everything.

He told me some pretty deep stuff.

Tell me what you told him.

He did most of the talking,
which was actually good.

I wanted to know
what he had to say.

You did? Or you pretended
to want to know?

I don't want to talk about this...

So it begins.
- What?

Us not telling
each other everything.

You'll be, like, -

"I'm in a relationship.
It's a sacred thing."

"I don't want to risk losing it
by talking about it."

Don't be a drama queen.

This isn't the best place
to talk about it.

So, what's your plan?
- What do you mean?

Your relationship
might not progress -

if you just keep floating
like that.

What are you going to do about
the Yoghurt Cruise?

What's that?
- I don't know.

This isn't the best place
to talk about it.

Are you mad at me?
- Yes, I am.

You know I tell you everything?
- I do, but...

Satu, I have to take this in.

Can you please tell me
what the cruise is.

Hey?

I don't know why I should tell you
if you're not telling me.

You don't have to. I'll find out
about it from someone else.

Why won't you swim with me?
- Let's wait for Heidi.

We can wait for her in the water.

I'm coming.
- No.

You asked me.
- No!

I'll take this. We don't need Heidi.
- No!

No!

Make the braid tighter.
Put this in the front.

Will there be chicks on this cruise?
- There always are.

That's why I want you to come.
- Of course there are chicks.

You have to make sure Lauri doesn't
do anything stupid this year.

Guys, I'm serious.
- Yeah, yeah.

Lauri is a damn good player,
and I don't want to ban anybody, -

but that thing last year
almost ruined my reputation -

in front of
the dairy company people.

Not to mention what it would've
done to Lauri and the whole team.

I don"t ever want to see
Lauri putting knockout drops -

into our geisha school
student's drink again.

You don't need to do
things like that to get girls.

Those girls are
horny enough as it is.

Whew.

You fucking dickhead.
- Give me your phone.

Heidi. Heidi, come here!

These guys have cameras.

You're not allowed in there.
- Put the camera away.

That's private property.
- Did you build this? I love it.

Where's the zoom?

I didn't build it for you!

I don't understand
what you're after.

I wouldn't be here
without you and your friend.

This is my dream.

This is freedom and
the genuine love you preach about.

I'm getting tired
of your arrogance.

I'm living my life.
Put the camera away.

Now...

It's not worth a rat's ass
if you think revolution means -

being on the rebound and
fucking a geisha school student -

who's looking for a father figure
in an old hockey player.

Hey...!

I have a good
daughter-father relationship.

Hurry up!
- I'm no boat taxi.

We need to work as a team.
We have common interests.

Did you take Prozac?
- Yeah, that too.

I had terrible insomnia
and tremors. It was insane.

I wasn't depressed anymore, but
I couldn't enjoy anything, either.

That thing with the bouquet
was cool. How did you do it?

There were explosives
in the bouquet.

I shot at it when it was thrown.
- Cool.

What if you had missed it?
- I did miss it at another wedding.

If you ever need help,
just tell me.

I'll be happy to help you.
I know Henri is helping you.

Yeah. But I'm not sure
if we'll do anything in the future.

Or if I'll do anything.

What do you mean?
- I guess I'm a little bored.

And Satu is
a little out of control.

Right.

I'm also thinking about
quitting for good.

Ice hockey, I mean.

What?

You're the first person
who didn't start yelling at me -

that I shouldn't stop.
- People should do what they want.

I don't care
if you're an NHL star or not.

I don't believe you.

If I was a death metal drummer,
would you like me?

I'd like you even more.

Jerk!

Yuck.
- You thought it was piss?

That would've been
just what I needed.

Is everything okay?
- Of course.

But I could borrow
your mint green box.

You want it today?
- Possibly.

Lauri.

Is it true that last year
on the Yoghurt Cruise -

you put knockout drops
in a girl's drink?

What the hell?

Come.
- Lauri, answer me.

Maybe we should sort this out.
- What knockout drops?

Exactly. What knockout drops?

Everybody else knows
what I'm talking about.

Right, Ari?
- What are you talking about?

Women acting crazy again.
- Yeah.

Lauri, come.
Let the girls sort this out.

Is that my mom?

I knew it.

Stop being a drama queen.

No one's going anywhere
before you admit you lied to me.

Lauri doesn't fuck around.

Threatening us
isn't going to solve anything.

Admit it.
- There's nothing you can do.

Right. What was the point of that?
I know how to play that game.

Shit!

What was the point of that?

Dive down and get the keys.
Or come and row us to the shore.

I'm not getting into that boat.
You don't understand love.

Isn't it time you give up
your childish fantasies?

No, it's time
you give up pretending -

and start believing
in something genuine.

Not even cold water
will calm that girl down.

All right, Lauri. Let's go.

Lauri can decide for himself
what he wants to do.

You're the heidi-kreisikesae on Instagram, right?
- Yeah.

You think
you're the first little ditz -

who thinks she can sabotage
a successful hockey career?

Lauri's got
an amazing support network, -

so no use trying
to sabotage anything.

Support network or stalkers?

I'm not surprised Lauri is thinking
about quitting.

Oh dear. It's kinda cute
what you're doing.

But to be honest with you, Lauri
needs someone with more class.

You mean, like,
a geisha school student?

Shut up! Stay out of this!

We're going. Lauri.

Sorry, I don't want
to cause a tsunami.

Hey.

You'll notice
if your body is tense.

These weights smell so lovely.

Here's this morning's epistle.

Oh, you were too shy, after all.

Why don't we call things
by their real name.

Sexercising.

It's no secret
that when your core is in shape, -

you have a better sex life.

It's more pleasurable
for you and your partner.

Many people prefer
to keep these things private.

Ari, for example, is timid when
it comes to trying new things, -

even though he's good at hiding
his shyness in front of you.

I understand it can be hard to talk
about these things at first.

But you'll see that when you deal
with these things head-on, -

it's the only way to develop yourself.
- Right.

He's here.

Here's the star.
- You can sit down, Lauri.

This is
the start of a long journey.

Remember to thank Ari.

The NHL is not only about skills.
It's about contacts.

Minnesota?
- That's where you're going.

Next week?
- I'm so proud of you.

This is a big thing for our team.

You've been one of our top talents
since you were a little kid.

He's starting to smile.

You'll travel on Monday.

Hi, hi, Heidi!
What's up, blondie?

Can you answer me?
Everybody on WhatsApp can see -

that you've seen my messages
And...

I feel like I'm a substitute -

now that you and Heidi
aren't talking.

What substitute?

You want me to braid your hair?
- No, I don't.

Well.
Tell me about your life, Henri.

What about the Yoghurt Cruise?

Yeah. There are cabins for either
two or four people.

You want to come?
- On the Yoghurt Cruise?

Yeah.
- It's utter commercial shit.

No, I don't.

I also don't want
to meet the idiots -

who go there and shake their bodies
to some fucking capitalistic...

Well, who are you going
to share your cabin with?

Will the oppressive dairy company
be serving free drinks?

I was supposed to share
a cabin with Lauri, -

but I think he wants a cabin
for him and Heidi.

Oh.

You didn't know?

You and Heidi
aren't talking at all?

What's the reason
Lauri is going on the cruise?

Wasn't he supposed to quit playing?
- No.

He got invited to Minnesota. He's
three seconds away from the NHL.

Yeah, sure, he's quitting. Right.

We have to stop it.
- What?

Lauri's mom just wants to ruin
his relationship with Heidi.

That's not why Lauri is going to Minnesota.
- Yeah, right.

Lauri's been thinking
of quitting, -

so he'll be sent to some
shitty American league.

That's over-the-top.
- No, it's not.

What if Lauri wants
to play in the NHL?

It's Lauri's mom
who wants an NHL career.

What if Lauri would
rather just be with Heidi?

He invited her on the cruise
for a reason.

You need to take the kittens.

We have 15 minutes
until the start of the game.

Have a protein yoghurt
if you're hungry.

The mascots are on the ice
ready to entertain.

Ari Rimpiläinen will drop the puck.

Here are our boys.
We'll match each of them -

with a student from
the Scandinavian Geisha School.

Joni Salminen,
the top scorer of the season, -

gets girl number 17.

Next is Lauri Mäntyvaara.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Lauri is still here, even though
he was invited to Minnesota...

We know what's going on,
and I want to ask you one thing.

Is this what you really want?

You prefer skating here
in a circle, -

or would you leave with Heidi now
if that was an option?

Do you make your own decisions?

This is ridiculous!

I'm asking the same question
from everyone here on ice.

How many of you play hockey
or go to the geisha school -

because you want to?

Is this your dream,
or did someone feed it to you?

Do you let other people
make decisions for you?

Well, I guess we...
just want to play hockey.

And I guess
people are here to watch.

Play.
- Let's do this thing!

Lauri! Lauri! Lauri!

Are you crazy?

Ari, use the other door.
We'll hold her.

All right, Ari.
- Essi.

Now what?
- If you act like that, you'll never find a husband.

You can't destroy
this support network!

Satu! This way!

Henri.

You're wearing Crocs.

Hey, thanks.

I've never done anything this big.
My mom's going to flip out.

Bon voyage.
- Thanks!

This is cooler than the Yoghurt Cruise.
- Definitely.

Come.

Well, that went well.

Yeah.

I didn't feel like going home.

I was thinking of listening to
the Mars Volta.

You know... err... when...

...a damn gorgeous feminist
walks down the road.

And you're, like,
"Her brain is so hot."

"And she's so gorgeous
in every other way."

And you're, like, "Hi."

"I admire you, but..."

And you've read her blog
and followed her on Instagram, -

and you're, like,
"Excuse me, can I lick your pussy?"

And then she'll... No...

I don't think it went like that.

I was thinking of kissing you now.

Right! Such a cliché.

Now I understand
what this has been all about.

What happened?
- This sucks!

You just wanted to steal the show
and bang my brother!

Where's Lauri?
- As if you were interested in Lauri and me.

Stop pretending. I'm not a puppet
you can use to get what you want.

Seriously.
- That show at the hockey arena made no sense.

What happened?

Tell me everything.

When we set off on the boat,
everything was normal.

Thanks. For real. For everything.

Then what?
- He was happy and wanted to hug me.

How did he hug you?

What do you mean "how"?

How did he hug you?

Like this.

Okay. Your arms are quite platonic.
- What do you mean?

One hand over the shoulder,
and the other around the waist.

And your bodies
aren't really touching.

If your hands had been like this, -

with Lauri's hands
tightly around your waist -

and your hands around his neck, -

you would've had a better chance
of touching each other.

Okay, so you hugged platonically.
What happened then?

We pulled out of the hug
and stood close.

Well, now we can go
wherever you want.

Or not go.
- Yeah.

We can just float here
in the middle of the sea.

Why not?

I was thinking
we could just be friends.

Oh.
- Like buddies.

Yeah.

Okay. Sorry.

Yeah...

Why did you do that?
- I just did.

You read that in The Geisha Guide.
- So what?

You used
a seduction trick for idiots -

you learned at the geisha school.

You're a fucking hypocrite.

You and Ari are just the same.
You both feed people bullshit.

Please explain.
- First of all, you're the one who likes tattoos.

And this isn't even Lauri.
Who is this?

He's anonymous on purpose!

I don't get it.
- This is your fantasy.

So you don't want Lauri?
- I do.

The real Lauri, no fantasy.

He doesn't need to be a spectacle
you tell everyone about.

You realize what you're saying?

You'd rather cuddle up to him
hiding in your own little hole -

rather than fight against this hypocritical shit.
- No.

It's just that for once,
I disagree with you.

You realize how close
you are to saying -

you'd love to be
Lauri's hockey wife?

Would that be such a bad thing?

I wouldn't mind
being a hockey wife.

Satu, I know you're upset, -

but you have to understand
you and I are two different people.

I actually feel anxious
when I'm with you.

It"s been a long time since
I felt that you and I are friends.

I wanted to say it to you rather
than fade away little by little.

We've simply grown apart.

You think I'm a different person
than what I actually am.

Even now.

If your suitcase isn't full,
these soft models -

are more prone to damage.

Oh no, we won't have that problem.

Our suitcases will be very full -

because my son Lauri will be
moving to the US to play hockey.

He's going to be in the NHL.

If I were you,
I'd remember his face.

That's great. Congratulations.
- Thanks.

The people at the hockey arena
gave me a hard time -

when I pulled up with my trailer.

You should've aimed
a little better.

The whole front end
has to be redone.

Can you hitch rides
from Heidi for a while?

It's going to take a while
before this is fixed.

Her Ladyship has arrived.

Did you just take
a warm shower at home?

That's unnecessary.
- Are you leaving? - Yes.

Just for your information, -

we came here with the intention
of changing this whole system, -

not to help teenage girls
in their quest for love.

The hockey arena attack
wasn't about that.

Viljami, wake up. You were
bullshitted, and so were we.

Weird. You're speechless for once.

No one's going to force
you to stay, -

but you could help me
with the next mission.

What's that?

We have to go
on the Yoghurt Cruise.

Why?
- Because nothing has changed.

The geisha school
must be destroyed.

Nothing has changed?
Ella and Erika are here.

Only a couple of geisha students
are going on the cruise.

Ari is teaching the same old shit.
- No, he's not.

I sent you an e-mail.
He's selling the geisha school.

We're leaving now. Bye!

I agree. I see no reason why
we should go on the Yoghurt Cruise.

What part don't you understand?
We have to change the system.

We understand. But we don't want
to take action like that right now.

We want to agree with each other.
- You've accomplished so much.

You want to sit down?

This is unfair and also sucks.

Oh, sorry.

Have you thought about Ari's proposal?
- No.

You could do more than paperwork
at his new company.

You're probably going to tell me
to found a new geisha school -

now that he sold his.
- Right.

I remember when you weren't so
susceptible to external influence.

You were such a good boy
until you turned 16.

It was just a couple of years ago.

You used to fold your clothes
so neatly in your closet.

Oh dear. What happened?

You were offered an NHL contract,
and you wiped the floor with it.

You have trouble understanding -

that your role in this
is as big as mine?

Oh Lord. You mean I should take
a hard look at myself?

Did I raise you that poorly?
Doesn't it...

You think it's good parenting -

to make me follow Ari
in his footsteps like a dog?

You've been skating,
wiggling that stick, for years, -

and you've been really good at it.

Listen.
The first love always hurts.

What first love? There's no love.

Do you ever listen to what I say in therapy?
- I do.

A couple of years from now,
you'll understand these things.

Then and even before that
and already now, -

you have to start thinking about
what you're going to do -

because you have to do something...
- Do I have to know it now?

I'm sorry.

Heidi isn't home.

What makes you think
I came here for her?

Why are you here then?

The Rocksprint festival
is next week.

I was thinking we could go together.
- Oh.

Are you trying to get Lauri and
Heidi back together again?

Ha ha. Could you stop giving me
a hard time because of that?

Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

If I come, will we go as friends -

or not friends?
- What do you think?

Couldn't we try to have something
real instead of this craziness?

You know what?

I'm not going to have
a crush on you my whole youth.

Oh. - You don't need a boyfriend.
You need an army.

Oh vol. 2.

Well, I'll get going.

What?

Nothing.

I just want to say thank you.
This probably sounds corny, -

but this was
really important to me.

I never felt like
I belonged to a group.

You probably thought
I was superficial, -

but I'm happy
you changed your opinion.

I'm happy to be part of a group
where I don't have to pretend.

Did you pack already?

Are all those people coming?
- Yeah.

DIRECTED AND WRITTEN BY
HANNALEENA HAURU

Translated by Aretta Vähälä
Proofread by Rich Lyons