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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,012 --> 00:00:40,394 - (BIRDS SINGING) - (PLAYFUL CHATTER) 2 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:50,773 (DOG BARKING) 3 00:01:36,178 --> 00:01:40,970 MAN: (ON RADIO) What's clear is we have a housing crisis that we've never seen before. 4 00:01:41,053 --> 00:01:44,803 RADIO HOST: We have a crisis of affordable homes, not luxury apartments. 5 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,595 You'll let the developers continue to develop 6 00:01:46,678 --> 00:01:48,512 until they swallow the city whole, won't you? 7 00:01:48,595 --> 00:01:50,053 MAN: That's simply not true. 8 00:01:50,137 --> 00:01:52,303 RADIO HOST: Two of your cabinet colleagues say otherwise. 9 00:01:52,387 --> 00:01:54,262 Look, they're on record saying the opposite. 10 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:56,095 MAN: I don't know where you got that from. 11 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:58,095 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - MAN: It is our policy to guarantee 12 00:01:58,178 --> 00:02:02,012 any new development contains a fair proportion of affordable units. 13 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,428 RADIO HOST: Yes, but you and I well know 14 00:02:03,512 --> 00:02:06,053 there are plenty of loopholes in place to get around that. 15 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:07,523 MAN: Not true again. 16 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:11,348 (RAIN PATTERING ON WINDOW) 17 00:02:14,512 --> 00:02:15,678 Oh. 18 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,433 (GROANS) 19 00:02:22,637 --> 00:02:23,846 (WATER DRIPPING) 20 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:35,230 Morning, Xavier. 21 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:37,189 Any mail? 22 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:39,267 Huh? 23 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:43,562 (MAN AND WOMAN MOANING) 24 00:02:44,637 --> 00:02:45,678 It's a war film. 25 00:02:45,762 --> 00:02:46,803 Yeah. 26 00:02:46,887 --> 00:02:49,518 Hate to disturb you in the heat of battle, but my mail. 27 00:02:49,678 --> 00:02:50,804 Mmm. 28 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:54,387 Oh. 29 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,438 - From the taxman. - Right. 30 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,013 Again. 31 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,305 (SCOFFS) Oh. 32 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:06,560 Yeah. 33 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:10,724 MAN: That should do it. 34 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,431 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 35 00:03:21,595 --> 00:03:22,638 (EXHALES) 36 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,642 Forget it. 37 00:03:58,553 --> 00:04:01,178 Okay, what's it today? 38 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,980 A little march against farm-raised salmon. 39 00:04:03,512 --> 00:04:04,981 Sounds like you're swimming against the current. 40 00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:07,772 - Oh... - Oh. 41 00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:11,354 - Speak up for salmon. June 25th. - Yeah, thanks. 42 00:04:43,095 --> 00:04:44,979 BOY: Oh, come on. Catch it! 43 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:48,305 (DOG BARKING) 44 00:04:51,678 --> 00:04:54,440 MAN: Anyway, were you at that party last night? 45 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:57,303 Ah. Fantastic. 46 00:04:57,387 --> 00:04:58,595 That's yours. 47 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:00,184 Hey, listen, that bottle that you gave... 48 00:05:00,595 --> 00:05:02,184 You little... 49 00:05:08,845 --> 00:05:10,516 There, now. 50 00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:13,015 That's a good boy. 51 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:17,098 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 52 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:33,018 (GRUNTS) 53 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:39,345 - Sounds fantastic. Yeah, great. - Hello. Good morning. 54 00:05:39,428 --> 00:05:42,225 I can't wait. I'll see you then. Okay. Bye. 55 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,553 - Sorry, do you mind? - Hm? 56 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,678 Do you mind? 57 00:05:47,762 --> 00:05:48,804 (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 58 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:50,220 Thank you. 59 00:05:50,303 --> 00:05:52,306 Sure. No problem. 60 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,106 - Maybe if you just... - (THUDS) 61 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:58,637 - What? Oh, my God! No, no, no, dear. - (CHILD LAUGHS) 62 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,595 No, no, no, that... That's not okay. 63 00:06:00,678 --> 00:06:02,345 No, no, we don't do that. No. 64 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,637 That's not... No, no. 65 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,355 - Okay, here we go. - (CRIES) 66 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:06,846 That's right, right over here. 67 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:09,262 CHILD: Go away. (CRIES) 68 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:11,183 Did you just tie up my daughter? 69 00:06:11,303 --> 00:06:13,306 - Well... - Shame on you. Come on, darling. 70 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:16,268 CHILD: Mummy, that lady was horrible. 71 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:25,643 Oh, that's good. Oh, that's great. Thank you so much. Bye. 72 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,565 (SIGHS) 73 00:06:32,303 --> 00:06:33,512 - Oh! - Ah! 74 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:34,638 Emily. 75 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:37,095 How's it going? 76 00:06:37,178 --> 00:06:39,178 Oh, fine. Everything's fine, thank you. 77 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:40,887 Good, good. 78 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:42,012 Well, um, 79 00:06:42,095 --> 00:06:43,684 - I'd better get running, I guess. - Oh, you bet. 80 00:06:43,928 --> 00:06:47,053 Oh. Careful. Congress is in session. 81 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:48,393 (CHUCKLES) 82 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:50,553 Oh. 83 00:06:50,637 --> 00:06:52,805 Oh, sorry. Whoa! 84 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:55,642 Oh. 85 00:06:57,887 --> 00:07:02,012 Right, er, hedge watering, drain blockage. 86 00:07:02,095 --> 00:07:04,098 What's next? Ah, yes. 87 00:07:04,262 --> 00:07:05,553 Building maintenance. 88 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:09,345 It's time for our five-yearly facelift, I'm afraid, this year. 89 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,845 You know. Painting, pointing, that sort of thing. 90 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:15,303 Unfortunately, the estimate that they've given us 91 00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:18,720 - is approximately �60,000. - (ALL EXCLAIM) 92 00:07:18,803 --> 00:07:22,220 Yeah, I know. So each flat is gonna be responsible 93 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:24,437 for about �5,000. 94 00:07:24,637 --> 00:07:26,521 Oh, well, there goes the shoe budget. 95 00:07:26,928 --> 00:07:28,599 I need to marry a millionaire. 96 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,811 You married a millionaire. 97 00:07:30,178 --> 00:07:31,387 I need a spare. 98 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,220 What if this one pops his clogs? 99 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:34,394 (LAUGHS) 100 00:07:34,803 --> 00:07:35,887 Oh. 101 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:39,220 Oh, I'm sorry, Emily. That was thoughtless. 102 00:07:39,303 --> 00:07:41,306 No, it's fine. It's fine. 103 00:07:43,595 --> 00:07:48,637 Okay, yes, so, erm, �5,000 should, should just about cover it, 104 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,053 so long as the roof holds up. 105 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,303 Oh, Emily, you live up there. 106 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,189 There's nothing... Any problems to report? 107 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,018 Oh, no, none. None that could... I can't think of one. 108 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:58,141 Good, good. Right. 109 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,639 Oh, yes, there's one final thing. 110 00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:03,387 They've applied for planning permission 111 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:07,887 to put that dreadful Haleton Hospital relic across the road 112 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,305 into some really decent flats. 113 00:08:10,762 --> 00:08:14,720 Now, this is a cause we absolutely must get behind. 114 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:19,803 Let's put that old decaying hospital out of its misery once and for all. 115 00:08:19,887 --> 00:08:20,928 No, but I was just thinking... 116 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:22,220 Oh, come along, Emily. 117 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:26,553 Why must we live opposite a decrepit eyesore we all complain about? 118 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:27,763 - Very true. - So, all I need you to do 119 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:31,104 is to write some letters of support to the council. 120 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,428 - Drinks on Sunday? - Ooh, lovely. 121 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:35,637 - Johnny's back from New York. - Oh, hurrah. 122 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,225 Bye, darling. Speak later. 123 00:08:37,553 --> 00:08:39,521 Oh, Emily, how are you? 124 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:41,345 Well, I'm fine. Why? 125 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:43,428 Well, I just like to know, that's all. 126 00:08:43,512 --> 00:08:46,803 Listen, could you be an absolute star and come back tonight? 127 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:48,178 There's something I need to talk about. 128 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,720 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but I'm having dinner with Philip tonight. 129 00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:52,688 Oh! You can cancel him. He's only your son. 130 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:55,387 - I'll be sure to send him your love. - Well, tomorrow night, then. 131 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:57,224 It would mean a lot to me. 132 00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:59,887 Fiona, 133 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:02,601 I really don't want to meet anyone else over one of your dinners. 134 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:04,803 Emily, listen. Shh. 135 00:09:04,887 --> 00:09:06,428 Charles has been gone for a year now. 136 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:08,053 I mean, you miss him, I miss him. 137 00:09:08,137 --> 00:09:09,303 We all miss him. 138 00:09:09,387 --> 00:09:12,522 I mean, Rory still doesn't know what to do without his best friend. 139 00:09:12,637 --> 00:09:17,308 I know how hard it must be for you, so, come on, you at least need a good time. 140 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:22,345 Well, you know me. I just... Mediocre times, that's about all I can handle right now. 141 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,853 You need to break out of this, Emily. No, you know what I'm saying? 142 00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:27,553 If you wait too long, 143 00:09:27,637 --> 00:09:31,643 we shrivel up like some imported apricot sitting on the shelf in Waitrose. 144 00:09:32,428 --> 00:09:33,803 (LAUGHS) Oh, well... 145 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:36,518 I shall carry that image with me all day. 146 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:40,098 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 147 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,223 (TWIGS SNAP) 148 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,263 (CLEARS THROAT) 149 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,267 LEON: Hello? Hello? Anyone here? 150 00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:11,312 Oh! Greetings. I'm Leon Rolands. You must be Donald Horner. 151 00:10:11,637 --> 00:10:14,102 Apologies for the fright. Um... 152 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:17,475 So this. This deed is a title of ownership from Brevon International Limited. 153 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:20,440 And this, of course, is an eviction notice. 154 00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:25,845 Er, right, I mean, seeing as we, meaning Brevon, have received no response 155 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:28,855 from you regarding our orders to vacate, over the last two months, well... 156 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:30,643 Here we are. 157 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,813 It really is in your best interest to take this seriously. 158 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:39,471 Veg? 159 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,606 Oh. No, thank you. 160 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,264 LEON: No, really, you're... You're too kind. I... 161 00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:51,763 I... 162 00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:09,803 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 163 00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:11,309 Mmm. 164 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,262 I visited Dad yesterday. 165 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:16,388 You did? 166 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:19,515 It was exactly a year ago yesterday, Mum. 167 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,678 EMILY: Mmm. 168 00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:22,765 I put some flowers on his grave. 169 00:11:23,845 --> 00:11:24,888 Did you remember? 170 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,637 Well, of course, I did. 171 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,723 I'm going tomorrow. 172 00:11:31,637 --> 00:11:32,679 What? 173 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,601 The pink ones are the most pricey. 174 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:38,804 I've been talking to Nigel. 175 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,772 Since when have you started talking to my accountant? 176 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,436 Since he called me to say he can't represent you any more. 177 00:11:48,387 --> 00:11:51,975 He's been trying to contact you for weeks. Exasperated, he called me. 178 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:54,762 You're running out of money, Mum. 179 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:57,263 Well, maybe I'm just running out of the money I told him about. 180 00:11:58,387 --> 00:12:00,354 Look, I worry about you. 181 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,137 Dad was always so good with money. 182 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,065 Your father wasn't a perfect man, Philip. 183 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,262 Please don't do this. 184 00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:08,554 Well, what should I do? 185 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,262 I know you. 186 00:12:10,345 --> 00:12:13,309 You see problems, you pull your head into your shell. 187 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,562 I'm not always gonna be here, Mum. 188 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,387 What... Whoa. What does... What does that mean? 189 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,560 Well... 190 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,976 Actually, I've been offered a new job. 191 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,772 But it might mean that I have to move abroad. 192 00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:31,887 Oh, I see, so that's it. Right, of course. 193 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,313 And that's why the sudden dinner date, right? I see. 194 00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:37,805 So you're actually going to be leaving in... 195 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,928 Well, that's fine. I'm gonna be perfectly fine with that. 196 00:12:40,012 --> 00:12:41,220 You have to change, Mum. 197 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,762 - Huh? - Things have to change. 198 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,387 I don't know. What am I... What are you saying, honey? 199 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,720 Really, what am I supposed to do? 200 00:12:47,803 --> 00:12:50,928 Am I supposed to go out there and get myself some kind of a high-powered job? 201 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:53,678 With what? I mean, I have no skills. 202 00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:55,184 None that matter. 203 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,895 I have nothing of value to offer anyone. 204 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,678 I'm sorry. I... I didn't... 205 00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:02,803 No, it's okay. 206 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:04,771 - I didn't mean to upset you. - It's all right. 207 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,815 Just take it in steps, that's all. 208 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,428 Steps. 209 00:13:11,428 --> 00:13:13,348 I don't know, maybe sell something. 210 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,387 EMILY: Sell something? I'm... 211 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:19,303 What am I gonna do? There must be something. 212 00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:22,314 There must be... No, no, no, no, that's not it. 213 00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:23,602 What... 214 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:43,809 (COUGHS) 215 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,225 (EXHALES) 216 00:13:57,928 --> 00:13:59,931 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 217 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,262 Let me see how... 218 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:08,512 - Yeah. - (GLASSES CLINK) 219 00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:09,638 Ow! 220 00:14:09,762 --> 00:14:10,971 Okay... 221 00:14:27,803 --> 00:14:29,522 - (MOBILE RINGING) - Oh! 222 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:30,720 Okay. 223 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,970 Come on. Where the heck is it? 224 00:14:33,053 --> 00:14:34,345 Okay, got it. 225 00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:37,637 - Hello? - Yes, I... I'm a friend of Fiona Ashton. 226 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,678 My name is James Smythe. 227 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,303 Oh, I... Oh, yes, of course. 228 00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:43,271 - The accountant? - Yes. 229 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,595 Yeah. Oh, well, I just wanted to ask... 230 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:49,137 Well, I... I have one or two pressing matters that, um, 231 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,437 you might be able to help me with. 232 00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:54,137 We can discuss this at Villa Bianca. 233 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,720 You want to meet at some expensive Hampstead restaurant 234 00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:58,762 to discuss my financial problems? 235 00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:00,887 Perfect. Let's say 1:00, then. 236 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:02,595 One... Then when? 237 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,137 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 238 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,140 Great. See you then. 239 00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:15,186 Hm. 240 00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:21,856 Oh, beautiful. 241 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,731 (GASPS) 242 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,849 Wait a minute. Wait. 243 00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:37,345 (EXCLAIMS) 244 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,013 (EXHALES) 245 00:15:47,637 --> 00:15:49,595 A little march against farm-raised salmon? 246 00:15:49,678 --> 00:15:51,681 A little march against farm-raised... 247 00:15:51,803 --> 00:15:53,190 (LIVELY CHATTER) 248 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,428 - A march against farm-raised salmon? - No, thanks. 249 00:15:59,512 --> 00:16:01,512 It's a really good cause. The way they're treated is disgusting. 250 00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:04,303 Farm-raised salmon. Thank you so much. 251 00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:05,809 - Guys, excuse me. Farm-raised salmon. - Keep up! 252 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,556 (MUTTERING) 253 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,518 Oh. Yes. 254 00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:18,933 Ohh! Ah. 255 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,439 Mmm! 256 00:16:21,678 --> 00:16:24,014 I'm sorry, excuse me, but is everything okay? 257 00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,856 Hm? Oh, yes, yes. Why? 258 00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:28,887 Well... 259 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,392 I mean, you just grunted. 260 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:32,351 And I just thought... 261 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,481 Do you think this is the right place to be doing this? Maybe we should go... 262 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,137 Oh. Well, no, they... they kind of... They kind of know me here. 263 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,262 EMILY: Oh. 264 00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:44,180 And based on what Fiona said, I... I assumed you needed a, a nice lunch. 265 00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:47,975 Oh, I see. What else did Fiona say? 266 00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:53,351 Oh, um, nothing really. Um... Things. 267 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,095 Listen, um... 268 00:16:56,178 --> 00:16:58,053 It's not good. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 269 00:16:58,137 --> 00:17:01,100 And, um, I have a sense that this is just the sort of tip of the iceberg. 270 00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,928 Yeah, I know. I left the iceberg at home. 271 00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:06,595 (CHUCKLES) That's good. 272 00:17:06,678 --> 00:17:07,721 Do you think you could help me, though, 273 00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:09,720 - in some way? I... - Oh, no, I... 274 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:10,928 I can get you out of this. 275 00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:12,762 - No, not a problem. - Really? 276 00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:14,928 Yeah, things have just been a bit neglected, that's all. 277 00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:17,856 Oh, I know. You're right about that. 278 00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:23,139 How else are you neglecting yourself, Emily? 279 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,311 I'm sorry? 280 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:30,595 Well, pension contributions, tax-efficient savings. I... 281 00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:31,720 I don't see any of that. 282 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:35,015 There's just so much that I can be doing for you. 283 00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:38,137 Oh. 284 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:42,689 And, Emily, you won't owe me a penny. 285 00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:47,560 Wow. Oh, wow. Oh... 286 00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:50,095 Oh, thank you so much. 287 00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:51,849 You know, Fiona, she did say... 288 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:54,388 You were kind. 289 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:57,137 Well... One of many things. 290 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,553 - Cheers. - Cheers. 291 00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:00,262 - (BOTH GIGGLING) - Oh, thank you. 292 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,803 - Let's drink to that. - Oh, shall we? 293 00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:03,762 - One more. - Kindness and accounting. 294 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:06,690 (LAUGHS) Okay. Kindness and... Yeah. 295 00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:20,934 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 296 00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:30,679 Get him! 297 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,814 (INDISTINCT) Hey! Hey! 298 00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:33,970 Hey! 299 00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:35,095 What? 300 00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,678 Hey, there! Stop! 301 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,762 Oh, my... Oh, my... 302 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:40,178 Oh, my God! 303 00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:42,146 Oh, shit! 304 00:18:42,803 --> 00:18:44,309 Um... 305 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:47,393 (DIAL TONE) 306 00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:49,678 - WOMAN: Emergency services. - Yes! Oh, hello. 307 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,971 Yes, this is an emergency. 308 00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:53,140 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 309 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,605 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 310 00:19:01,803 --> 00:19:04,012 FIONA: He probably hasn't got a mobile phone even, has he? 311 00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:05,221 I mean, who knows? 312 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,685 I think we just go round the... 313 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,315 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 314 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,262 And the whole thing... 315 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:12,678 Oh, here she is! 316 00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:14,315 Mobile phone masts on the Heath. 317 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,762 Well, let me guess. 318 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,303 We're in favour of these too. 319 00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:18,845 No, we're against them, of course. 320 00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:21,892 Oh, you make me out to be such a monster. 321 00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:24,347 Oh, I'm glad you're joining us. 322 00:19:24,678 --> 00:19:27,137 So, er, Mary, you're going to do round the cinema, aren't you? 323 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,928 - Yes. - Emily, I know you like to stay local, 324 00:19:29,012 --> 00:19:31,178 so why don't you do Hampstead Lane? 325 00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:34,853 And then you can go up round the Heath and circle round, do a whole circle. 326 00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:40,762 Excuse me, sir. I have a petition here against mobile phone masts. 327 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,813 No, okay. Not today. 328 00:19:42,928 --> 00:19:44,428 Are you interested in the problem? 329 00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:46,512 In signing a petition about mobile phone masts? 330 00:19:46,595 --> 00:19:48,095 No? Because... Hello. 331 00:19:48,178 --> 00:19:50,856 Excuse me. No? Not this time? 332 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,519 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 333 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:40,564 Wow. 334 00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:44,315 (WHISPERING) Who is this guy? 335 00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:49,815 Er... 336 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:52,975 Hello? 337 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:57,519 Hello. Sorry. 338 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:00,012 Hi, there. This is, er... 339 00:21:00,095 --> 00:21:02,145 This is about a petition. 340 00:21:05,512 --> 00:21:07,065 Okay, thank you. 341 00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:10,098 (INSECTS BUZZING) 342 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:21,971 Oh. 343 00:21:31,012 --> 00:21:32,928 Hello, Charles. 344 00:21:33,012 --> 00:21:34,845 I was in the neighbourhood and... 345 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:37,855 I know. I know. It's... It's been a while. 346 00:21:38,637 --> 00:21:40,678 It's always, gosh, when I think about you, 347 00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:43,263 you know, I just can't help but think about us. 348 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,720 But, then, isn't it crazy? 349 00:21:46,803 --> 00:21:49,979 I mean, I know... I know I've said this before... 350 00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:54,221 But even to this day, I still can't help but think about... 351 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,970 What could have been going on... 352 00:21:58,053 --> 00:21:59,393 Excuse me. 353 00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:02,220 With you and that little whore, 354 00:22:02,303 --> 00:22:06,096 whose pictures you left in your safety deposit box. 355 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:09,515 The safety deposit box, for God's sakes, you idiot! 356 00:22:10,178 --> 00:22:13,012 I'm not gonna let this go, you sleeping bastard! 357 00:22:13,095 --> 00:22:17,053 Did you ever even think about all the shit that you left for me to shovel up? 358 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:21,355 Oh, yeah. The bills, the debts, the whole goddamn mess of it all! 359 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,971 I'm just so mad! 360 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,815 Oh! 361 00:22:33,095 --> 00:22:35,098 (UNEVEN FOOTSTEPS) 362 00:22:38,012 --> 00:22:39,303 (SIGHS) 363 00:22:44,012 --> 00:22:45,351 (SIGHS) 364 00:22:52,012 --> 00:22:53,387 (MOBILE RINGING) 365 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:54,940 Oh, God. 366 00:22:55,512 --> 00:22:56,898 Yeah. 367 00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,435 Fiona? Yeah. 368 00:22:59,637 --> 00:23:01,762 Mm-hm. Yes, everything is going well. 369 00:23:01,845 --> 00:23:04,144 Listen, actually, you know, I'm... 370 00:23:04,387 --> 00:23:07,762 I'm in the cemetery right now. Can I call you back later? Thank you. 371 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,097 Hello, there. Hi. Excuse me. 372 00:23:10,678 --> 00:23:11,803 I'm sorry. 373 00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:13,262 I... I'm really sorry. 374 00:23:13,345 --> 00:23:14,519 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 375 00:23:15,012 --> 00:23:16,178 Too late for that. 376 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,303 I saw you on the ground. 377 00:23:17,387 --> 00:23:20,731 I thought maybe you were hurt and I was just kind of... 378 00:23:20,928 --> 00:23:23,970 Actually, I was curious if you would be interested 379 00:23:24,053 --> 00:23:26,262 in signing a petition here that... 380 00:23:26,345 --> 00:23:27,387 Petition? 381 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,438 Yes. I have a list of names right here. 382 00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:32,095 You think I don't know what a bloody petition is? 383 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,220 Let me guess. 384 00:23:33,303 --> 00:23:36,928 This petition is something to do with preventing the existence of a notorious scourge 385 00:23:37,012 --> 00:23:38,428 on your beloved Hampstead Heath? 386 00:23:38,512 --> 00:23:40,262 Yes, as a matter of fact, it does. 387 00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:42,928 Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit? 388 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:46,803 Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit? 389 00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:48,428 - Do you know who I am? - Huh? 390 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,262 Why would I sign something that would hoist me on my own petard? 391 00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:53,387 I'm sorry, I don't know what a petard is, so I can't really... 392 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:54,512 Okay, thank you. 393 00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:56,184 Thank you. See? 394 00:23:56,845 --> 00:23:58,637 Guardians of the Heath against mobile phone masts. 395 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,762 Is this it? 396 00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:01,019 Yes. 397 00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:02,387 It's nothing to do with me? 398 00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:04,354 No, nothing at all, no. 399 00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:06,303 Well... 400 00:24:06,387 --> 00:24:07,887 Well, come on. 401 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,178 These towers are a health hazard. 402 00:24:10,262 --> 00:24:14,512 And I would expect somebody who actually lives around there... 403 00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:17,762 If people want to stay attached to their radioactive walkie-talkies, 404 00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:19,095 it's their business. 405 00:24:19,178 --> 00:24:20,595 Do I like what they're doing? No. 406 00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:22,720 Do I like them? Probably not. 407 00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:26,095 Do I respect their right to do as their little, shallow hearts desire? 408 00:24:26,178 --> 00:24:28,514 I most certainly do. So, no, I don't care. 409 00:24:28,928 --> 00:24:30,928 And if I were a betting man, 410 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:34,178 I'd wager now that you don't really have a dog in this hunt either. 411 00:24:34,262 --> 00:24:36,265 I beg your pardon. You don't know me. 412 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,935 But you clearly do know me and where I live. 413 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,345 I... No, I am the one. 414 00:24:41,428 --> 00:24:43,595 - I called the police. - What? 415 00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:45,928 Yes, the other night. 416 00:24:46,012 --> 00:24:49,928 You were being attacked and I saw you from my window, so I telephoned the police. 417 00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:51,896 And I live... I live over there, at West Heath Road. 418 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,553 I saw it all. I just... I don't know... 419 00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:55,308 Are you all right? 420 00:24:55,887 --> 00:24:57,356 I'm spiffy. 421 00:24:59,053 --> 00:25:00,855 Why didn't you just say that at the beginning? 422 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:05,012 I thought that you might think that I was spying on you. 423 00:25:05,095 --> 00:25:06,269 I... I... Hm. 424 00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:08,220 Why? 425 00:25:08,303 --> 00:25:09,346 How did you see me? 426 00:25:09,678 --> 00:25:11,970 Hm? Oh, I... 427 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,187 I was at the attic window... 428 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,349 With my binoculars. 429 00:25:20,845 --> 00:25:22,185 Of course. 430 00:25:29,345 --> 00:25:32,723 What was that all about, if you don't mind my asking? 431 00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:36,637 Who knows? 432 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,522 Occupational hazard. 433 00:25:39,387 --> 00:25:42,065 I guess people just don't like the way I live. 434 00:25:51,887 --> 00:25:53,595 - I'm down here. - Oh, yeah. 435 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:55,100 Well, I, er... 436 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,190 I go that way. 437 00:25:59,845 --> 00:26:01,231 Emily. 438 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:02,971 Emily Walters. 439 00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:04,845 Donald Horner. 440 00:26:04,928 --> 00:26:07,394 Miss Emily, I am forever in your debt. 441 00:26:07,512 --> 00:26:08,602 - Oh. - I'll be seeing you. 442 00:26:08,845 --> 00:26:10,185 All right. 443 00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:19,064 Or perhaps, you'll be seeing me. 444 00:26:29,095 --> 00:26:30,138 (DOOR CLOSES) 445 00:26:32,178 --> 00:26:33,684 (SIGHS) 446 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:35,565 - Bill. - (GROANS) 447 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,221 Yeah. Thanks, Xavier. 448 00:26:42,928 --> 00:26:44,434 (SIGHS) 449 00:26:47,762 --> 00:26:51,554 Luxury flats unveiled by... Rory Ashton? 450 00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:53,262 Oh. 451 00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:56,054 (SIGHS) 452 00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,137 Oh, there you are! 453 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,345 Where have you been? 454 00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:00,850 - Oh. - Oh. 455 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,470 - Oh. - I know. 456 00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:03,928 Well, I... 457 00:27:04,012 --> 00:27:05,303 I got a little distracted. I just... 458 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:07,852 It's all right. You've got a lot of things on your mind. 459 00:27:08,012 --> 00:27:09,887 How was your date with James, by the way? 460 00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:12,428 - Date? - Well, not a "date" date, but you know... 461 00:27:12,512 --> 00:27:14,262 I know he wants to do whatever he can, so... 462 00:27:14,345 --> 00:27:16,845 - Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. - Oh, come on. 463 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,848 We all need a little bit of help from time to time. 464 00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:23,187 For instance, I've paid your share of the building maintenance. 465 00:27:23,512 --> 00:27:27,095 Oh, but, Fiona, you shouldn't have done that. I mean, I feel so bad. 466 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:28,803 I'll pay you... I am going to pay you back. 467 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:31,139 I know you will. I mean, don't even think thrice about it. 468 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:34,262 Of course, if you do want to thank me, 469 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:36,811 you could start by getting that planning letter out. 470 00:27:37,678 --> 00:27:39,595 It's still not up on the council website yet. 471 00:27:39,678 --> 00:27:41,137 Look, you know, I... 472 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,845 I don't really know about this whole housing scheme. 473 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:48,898 I was... I was just down there and there's amazing wildlife around that hospital. 474 00:27:49,637 --> 00:27:52,601 And when were you gonna tell us that it's your husband that's behind the whole thing? 475 00:27:53,178 --> 00:27:56,012 (LAUGHS) Ah, I see. 476 00:27:56,095 --> 00:27:57,762 That explains the empty clipboard. 477 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:58,888 What were you doing down there? 478 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,678 What? I got lost. 479 00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:03,599 I thought you got distracted. 480 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,762 Well, I got... 481 00:28:04,845 --> 00:28:09,387 Listen, that old hospital has been dragging down property prices for years. 482 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,803 All I'm asking here is for a little support from my friends 483 00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:15,352 because that's what we do, isn't it? 484 00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:17,513 Sure. 485 00:28:18,345 --> 00:28:19,553 Yeah, I knew you'd understand. 486 00:28:19,637 --> 00:28:21,355 (LAUGHS) 487 00:28:22,512 --> 00:28:24,515 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 488 00:28:46,262 --> 00:28:47,352 Hm? 489 00:28:47,803 --> 00:28:49,392 (EXHALES) 490 00:28:54,887 --> 00:28:56,641 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) 491 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:22,851 (WHISPERS) Okay. 492 00:29:54,387 --> 00:29:55,726 Okay. 493 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,773 All right. 494 00:30:08,678 --> 00:30:09,935 Go through... 495 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,974 - (TWIG SNAPS) - Ah! 496 00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,221 Ow! 497 00:30:17,387 --> 00:30:19,105 Oh, my God. 498 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,476 Oh, shit. 499 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:32,308 Hi, there. 500 00:30:37,845 --> 00:30:38,888 What are you doing? 501 00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,561 Dinner. 502 00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:46,350 Oh. Okay. So... 503 00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:51,054 I'm gonna sit here, huh? Thank you. 504 00:30:52,387 --> 00:30:53,892 I said 7:00. 505 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,637 Oh, I'm really sorry about that. 506 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,558 I got... I got stuck in traffic. 507 00:30:59,053 --> 00:31:00,440 You live across the street. 508 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,889 Yeah, that's how bad it was. 509 00:31:04,345 --> 00:31:06,562 You're late. That's all I know. 510 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:10,929 Well, I didn't... I never exactly confirmed an answer, now, did I? 511 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,604 Why come at all, then? 512 00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:15,970 Okay, wait a second. 513 00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:18,137 Let's just back this up. 514 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,472 So I met you once... 515 00:31:20,595 --> 00:31:22,970 After staking me out like MI5. 516 00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:25,262 Yeah, but I happened to see you there 517 00:31:25,345 --> 00:31:29,764 and, of course, I'm sure you can understand why I may have hesitated a little. 518 00:31:29,928 --> 00:31:32,264 Hesitated? What happened to the traffic? 519 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:33,846 (SIGHS) 520 00:31:35,387 --> 00:31:37,803 - Will you please just give me a break? - (WHISPERS) Shh. 521 00:31:37,887 --> 00:31:39,345 Don't scare the fish. 522 00:31:39,428 --> 00:31:40,898 The fish? 523 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:44,065 You mean you are actually catching our dinner? 524 00:31:44,387 --> 00:31:46,137 Catching my dinner. You'd better get to it. 525 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:49,970 Me? Oh, yeah, all right. 526 00:31:50,053 --> 00:31:51,137 Okay. 527 00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:52,262 What, you got one? 528 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,637 Oh, no, do you... 529 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,720 (SPLASHING) Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. It's a fish! 530 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:57,637 (LAUGHS) Oh, dear. 531 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,723 Okay. There you go. 532 00:31:59,845 --> 00:32:01,564 Oh, my... Oh! Oh! 533 00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:05,517 There we go. 534 00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:08,644 Now... 535 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,059 Wait a minute. 536 00:32:11,887 --> 00:32:13,970 Aren't you supposed to throw the fish back in? 537 00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:15,803 - Just did. - No, no. 538 00:32:15,887 --> 00:32:18,222 You... You just threw in a shoe. 539 00:32:18,345 --> 00:32:19,637 Not according to them. 540 00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:21,892 EMILY: Oh. 541 00:32:22,345 --> 00:32:23,637 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 542 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,262 What do I do? I don't know what I'm doing. 543 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:26,803 - There you go. - Okay. 544 00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:28,345 - So I hold that. - Steady. 545 00:32:28,428 --> 00:32:31,190 Yeah, okay. I haven't... Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. 546 00:32:31,303 --> 00:32:33,058 I'm good. Okay. 547 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:37,392 - (LAUGHS) - That's it. 548 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:06,137 Oh. Oh, sorry. 549 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,223 Excuse me. 550 00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:14,769 Wow. 551 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:17,556 So what can I say? It's... 552 00:33:19,595 --> 00:33:22,143 This is really amazing. 553 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:26,643 (LAUGHS) 554 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:28,938 Oh, and you have a working oven? 555 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,560 No, it's useless as an oven. 556 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:33,937 Perfect as a fireplace, though. 557 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,393 (LAUGHS) Oh! 558 00:33:35,637 --> 00:33:37,762 Amazing what people'll throw away these days. 559 00:33:37,845 --> 00:33:39,970 Guy even helped me bring it over here from his house. 560 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:41,179 Well, that was nice of him. 561 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,845 Ugh, not really. 562 00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:45,398 He turned into a bit of an arse. 563 00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:47,391 - An arse? - Yeah. 564 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,845 Right, come on. 565 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,054 EMILY: What? 566 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,304 Oh! 567 00:33:51,595 --> 00:33:52,686 Dinnertime. 568 00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:53,929 Well, thank you. 569 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,223 (SIZZLES) 570 00:33:58,095 --> 00:33:59,979 So am I different to what you expected? 571 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,512 Hm. 572 00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:04,772 Perhaps. You seem... 573 00:34:06,387 --> 00:34:07,429 Go on. 574 00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:11,346 Cleaner. 575 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,346 That's honest. 576 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:16,893 (CHUCKLES) 577 00:34:18,762 --> 00:34:20,053 Cleaner. 578 00:34:21,178 --> 00:34:23,512 What? What are you... Wait a minute. What are you doing? 579 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,220 Come on, have a smell. Take a schmeck. 580 00:34:25,303 --> 00:34:27,637 - A schmeck... Yiddish now? - Come on. 581 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,186 - Yeah, yeah. Go on. - Okay, well, wait, wait. Let me see. 582 00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:31,856 (SNIFFS) Mm. 583 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:34,973 - Not bad. - Yeah. Thank you. 584 00:34:35,678 --> 00:34:36,804 Yeah. 585 00:34:37,053 --> 00:34:39,303 I can't quite place it, though. 586 00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:40,762 - Patchouli. - Uh-huh. 587 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:42,428 And pond scum. 588 00:34:42,512 --> 00:34:43,851 (LAUGHS) 589 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:46,683 - Really, huh? - Yeah. 590 00:34:46,803 --> 00:34:48,771 (CHUCKLES) 591 00:34:51,803 --> 00:34:53,143 (SIGHS) 592 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:57,977 Can I ask you something? 593 00:34:58,845 --> 00:34:59,888 Can I stop you? 594 00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:08,856 Ah. 595 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:11,053 So you are a spy. 596 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:13,856 Yeah, I found it right before we met at the cemetery. 597 00:35:14,137 --> 00:35:17,762 I'd gone looking for you because, you know what, I was concerned. 598 00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:20,393 They caught me with my guard down. 599 00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:22,684 Hey, you know what? 600 00:35:23,012 --> 00:35:24,762 They really don't want you here. 601 00:35:24,845 --> 00:35:27,845 I know. It's a shame, isn't it? If only they got to know me. 602 00:35:27,928 --> 00:35:30,512 But you can't just ignore these people. I don't understand. 603 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,392 Why aren't you doing something about this? 604 00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:37,186 What do you do, Miss Emily? Hm? 605 00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:39,179 Do you work? 606 00:35:40,387 --> 00:35:41,726 What do you mean? Why do you ask? 607 00:35:41,887 --> 00:35:43,724 Just making conversation. 608 00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:46,345 How do you spend your time? 609 00:35:46,428 --> 00:35:47,519 With whom do you spend it? 610 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,726 Well, with people that you'd probably detest. 611 00:35:53,345 --> 00:35:54,601 Well, do you detest them? 612 00:35:54,762 --> 00:35:55,803 Well, no. 613 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,771 No, they're my friends. 614 00:35:58,428 --> 00:36:00,562 And, just for the record... 615 00:36:03,553 --> 00:36:05,770 I volunteer at a charity shop. 616 00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:08,428 Wait a minute. Are you judging me? 617 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,720 Well, I'm trying to, but you're not giving me much to work on. 618 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,053 You protest against phone masts. 619 00:36:14,137 --> 00:36:16,803 You spend time with people you'd rather not. 620 00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:19,814 Apart from a volunteer job, you don't really work... 621 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,766 The fact of which I sense you're not altogether proud. 622 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:27,389 It's as if you're all dressed up for some purpose you either can't remember 623 00:36:28,345 --> 00:36:31,688 or never really grasped to begin with. 624 00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:35,679 I should go. 625 00:36:36,053 --> 00:36:39,345 No, I... I overstepped. I'm sorry. 626 00:36:39,428 --> 00:36:41,053 Particularly strong batch of wine. 627 00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:42,470 No, it's fine. I mean, you know... 628 00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,720 It's always a lot of fun to be told one is just blindly 629 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,143 stumbling their way through life. 630 00:36:46,553 --> 00:36:48,387 Well, you know, stumbling has its benefits. 631 00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:50,769 You stumbled my way, after all. 632 00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:52,428 Well, thanks again. 633 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:53,970 DONALD: Well, you didn't thank me the first time. 634 00:36:54,053 --> 00:36:56,053 Well, thank you the first time. 635 00:36:56,137 --> 00:36:58,056 It was... It was a really lovely meal. 636 00:36:58,637 --> 00:37:00,190 Um... 637 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:02,970 It's gonna rain. 638 00:37:03,053 --> 00:37:05,095 Heath rain is a harsh mistress. You should wait a while. 639 00:37:05,178 --> 00:37:08,722 Oh. Well, I'll be sure to run. 640 00:37:11,803 --> 00:37:13,937 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 641 00:37:15,053 --> 00:37:17,056 - (HEAVY RAINFALL) - Shoot! 642 00:37:20,845 --> 00:37:22,848 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 643 00:37:37,387 --> 00:37:38,678 (GROANS) 644 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,473 (RAIN PATTERING) 645 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,273 Wait a minute. 646 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,345 Yeah. 647 00:37:47,428 --> 00:37:50,439 (WHISPERING) I got it. I got it. So, plan of action. 648 00:37:51,762 --> 00:37:53,930 - See what I'm saying? If you take it... - Whoa, great drawing. 649 00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:57,303 Yeah, I know, but what do you think? Do you think we should do it? 650 00:37:57,387 --> 00:37:59,095 - Because... - Oh, make one of these? 651 00:37:59,178 --> 00:38:01,928 - If we make one now? - Yeah, I can totally help you do that. 652 00:38:02,012 --> 00:38:03,387 Okay. Would you put it together? 653 00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:05,805 The tree's in the middle, so it just sort of grabs people. 654 00:38:06,387 --> 00:38:07,428 EMILY: Yeah, that's good, but... 655 00:38:07,512 --> 00:38:09,147 No, wait. Look. 656 00:38:10,012 --> 00:38:11,178 (LAUGHS) 657 00:38:11,262 --> 00:38:13,637 - Oh. Yeah. I can change that. - Did you mean that? 658 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,221 No, I didn't, but I am a bit dyslexic. 659 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:20,345 EMILY: There's "Save", yeah. There you go. 660 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:21,471 Yeah, that's good. 661 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,887 - There's one. Top one is ready. - Okay. The top one. 662 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,845 Hi. Thanks. Thanks so much. 663 00:38:30,928 --> 00:38:33,178 - Yes. - A twofer. Look at that. That looks good. 664 00:38:33,262 --> 00:38:36,970 Not upside down. Here, make it straight across so they'll be drawn to it. 665 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:39,554 Wrap it. Wrap it. Oh, genius, genius. 666 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,803 This is the campaign. 667 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:43,428 Porridge and Nick, if you take that one there. 668 00:38:43,512 --> 00:38:45,728 Yeah, tweet it now. Tweet the crap out of it. 669 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,389 (LIVELY CHATTER AND MUSIC IN DISTANCE) 670 00:39:11,762 --> 00:39:13,930 ORGANISER: How many have you got left? 671 00:39:17,387 --> 00:39:18,809 Hey, you. 672 00:39:20,512 --> 00:39:22,431 Would you invite me to come and stomp all over your garden? 673 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,606 Look, we're gonna help you, man. 674 00:39:25,053 --> 00:39:26,262 What's this, "Save the Shack"? 675 00:39:26,345 --> 00:39:28,512 What am I, your cause of the month now? 676 00:39:28,595 --> 00:39:31,273 Couldn't get anywhere with global warming, no? 677 00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:34,512 Mr. Horner, I'm... I'm Mark Kasdan from the Hampstead And Highgate Express. 678 00:39:34,595 --> 00:39:35,638 If you have a moment... 679 00:39:36,887 --> 00:39:41,394 Do you think I'm just made of moments that I can pass around like Communion wafers? 680 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,059 Get away from here. 681 00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:45,553 That goes for all of you. Get away! 682 00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:47,308 Get away from here! 683 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,022 WOMAN: What are you... 684 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:00,553 - What? - (EMILY GASPS) 685 00:40:00,637 --> 00:40:01,679 Oh. 686 00:40:07,095 --> 00:40:10,803 I don't need help. I'm doing fine without it! 687 00:40:10,887 --> 00:40:13,220 I don't even know where those bloody idiots came from! 688 00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:14,643 Well, I do. 689 00:40:15,262 --> 00:40:16,897 I asked them and... 690 00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:18,553 I mean, look, I... 691 00:40:18,637 --> 00:40:20,439 I don't really know you. I mean, not well. 692 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:24,887 But you can't tell me that that was your first eviction notice. 693 00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:28,644 And, really, if you really want to stay here, you're gonna have to fight for it. 694 00:40:29,387 --> 00:40:32,137 All right, you tell me all the fights that you've fought, Miss Emily. 695 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,553 You know, why don't you just do that? 696 00:40:33,637 --> 00:40:34,970 All the untold risks 697 00:40:35,053 --> 00:40:37,731 that you've taken personally, you know, in the name of principle. 698 00:40:38,428 --> 00:40:41,262 Risks that obviously entitle you to manipulate the lives of others 699 00:40:41,345 --> 00:40:43,804 - without their knowledge or consent. - Okay. 700 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,137 - (DOOR OPENS) - Tell me about your battles, Miss Emily. 701 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:48,262 (DOOR CLOSES) 702 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:49,767 I'm all ears. 703 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,393 Who's James? 704 00:41:01,387 --> 00:41:03,390 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 705 00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:09,556 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 706 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:18,428 Do you own shares in a luxury hotel and spa complex 707 00:41:18,512 --> 00:41:22,221 in Lanzarote called Villa Taj Exotica? 708 00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:23,428 Not that I know of. 709 00:41:23,512 --> 00:41:24,553 Well, now you know. 710 00:41:24,637 --> 00:41:27,019 They're what's called subprime shares. 711 00:41:27,262 --> 00:41:29,229 They're actually costing you. 712 00:41:30,053 --> 00:41:31,303 Well, Charles, huh? 713 00:41:31,387 --> 00:41:34,345 Yeah, the gift that keeps on giving, right? 714 00:41:34,428 --> 00:41:36,012 But what am I gonna do? I don't... 715 00:41:36,095 --> 00:41:37,387 I mean, I don't know. 716 00:41:37,470 --> 00:41:38,803 I mean, am I gonna have to sell my flat? 717 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:41,897 Oh, no, no, no, you will relax, that's what... 718 00:41:42,053 --> 00:41:44,428 I mean, that's why I'm here. 719 00:41:44,512 --> 00:41:45,720 Your flat is safe. 720 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:46,970 Thank you. 721 00:41:47,053 --> 00:41:49,720 I mean, yes, you're drowning in a sinkhole of debt. 722 00:41:49,803 --> 00:41:53,345 A fourth-year medical student's probably got more savings in the can than you right now, 723 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,934 but I can get you through this, Emily. 724 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,303 So, now, listen, let's just crack on and attack these debts. 725 00:42:01,387 --> 00:42:02,428 - Okay. - Shall we now? 726 00:42:02,512 --> 00:42:04,562 Most of them can be absorbed as tax write-offs. 727 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:08,887 We just need to find a friendly party to take them on. 728 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:12,727 Um... I do quite a lot of work for Fiona's husband, Rory. 729 00:42:13,053 --> 00:42:15,815 Yes, and his company may very well be able to help us out. 730 00:42:16,595 --> 00:42:19,096 Er... Are you okay there? 731 00:42:19,387 --> 00:42:21,012 No, I'm... I'm fine. 732 00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:23,063 It's... It's just that... 733 00:42:24,387 --> 00:42:25,970 I don't know, I... 734 00:42:26,053 --> 00:42:27,845 I just didn't really think it was going to... 735 00:42:27,928 --> 00:42:29,766 (SIGHS) Be this much effort, you know? 736 00:42:29,928 --> 00:42:32,512 It's okay. I'll squeeze my paid work in between. 737 00:42:32,595 --> 00:42:33,637 (CHUCKLES) 738 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,435 Thank you. I know you have a lot on your plate. I know. 739 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,428 Yes, I do indeed. God, I could do with a holiday right now. 740 00:42:39,512 --> 00:42:41,100 Oh, I know what you mean about that. Yeah. 741 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:43,553 Yes, I hear the lonian Islands are perfect this time of year. 742 00:42:43,637 --> 00:42:44,678 You know, I love Greece. 743 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,433 It's a place I've always wanted to visit, you know, and... 744 00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:48,678 - Yes, well, you... - (EMILY GASPS) 745 00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:53,137 You see here this luxury hotel nestled in this quaint fishing village? 746 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:55,553 Ooh! That's a wow, huh? 747 00:42:55,637 --> 00:42:57,059 So what... That's something there. 748 00:42:57,387 --> 00:42:58,429 I knew you'd fancy it. 749 00:43:01,137 --> 00:43:03,223 And, Emily... 750 00:43:03,512 --> 00:43:05,183 There's no strings attached. 751 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:09,220 No, well, you know something? About those strings. 752 00:43:09,303 --> 00:43:11,803 I mean, this is beautiful. 753 00:43:11,887 --> 00:43:13,970 It's amazing. It's just that I... 754 00:43:14,053 --> 00:43:15,845 Oh, no, you need time to think about it. 755 00:43:15,928 --> 00:43:17,095 Yes. 756 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:20,887 Yes, that is... That's exactly what I need, just a little thinking time here. 757 00:43:20,970 --> 00:43:22,803 - Well, then, you think. - Yeah. 758 00:43:22,887 --> 00:43:23,928 I'll work. 759 00:43:24,012 --> 00:43:25,303 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 760 00:43:25,387 --> 00:43:26,596 Thank you. 761 00:43:27,512 --> 00:43:29,595 So, what are we... What have we got there? 762 00:43:29,678 --> 00:43:32,523 - Well, er, cars... - Yes, cars. 763 00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:45,473 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 764 00:43:53,887 --> 00:43:55,356 Karl's? 765 00:43:55,887 --> 00:43:57,890 Oh, what in God's name? 766 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,105 Karl Marx. 767 00:44:13,262 --> 00:44:14,933 Okay. 768 00:44:19,137 --> 00:44:20,346 Yeah. 769 00:44:39,762 --> 00:44:40,936 Well. 770 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,303 Listen, it wasn't meant for you, you know. 771 00:44:44,387 --> 00:44:45,887 Erm... 772 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:47,303 Wait. Are you saying something? 773 00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:51,053 Just about the other day, losing my temper, 774 00:44:51,137 --> 00:44:54,183 all that growling like a rabid Rottweiler. 775 00:44:54,887 --> 00:44:57,387 I wouldn't exactly call it growling. 776 00:44:57,470 --> 00:45:02,140 It was more like a kind of a baying sound, sort of like some kind of a sick hippo. 777 00:45:02,803 --> 00:45:04,303 All right. 778 00:45:04,387 --> 00:45:06,105 Well, I'm sorry. 779 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,725 Thank you. 780 00:45:34,512 --> 00:45:39,387 I don't understand. What's with you and this hanging out in cemeteries? 781 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,561 Quietest place in the city. 782 00:45:41,053 --> 00:45:45,387 Mm. Quiet up above, but who knows what's going on down below? 783 00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:48,681 Yeah. Party, I bet. A massive party. 784 00:45:49,053 --> 00:45:52,183 You know, I think Dante Rossetti is buried here. 785 00:45:52,970 --> 00:45:54,689 He was my favourite Pre-Raphaelite. 786 00:45:55,928 --> 00:45:57,012 So, you an artist? 787 00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:59,470 No. No, I'm not anything. 788 00:45:59,553 --> 00:46:00,596 But I studied. 789 00:46:02,845 --> 00:46:05,974 Actually, it's not Rossetti. 790 00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:09,387 It's his wife, Elizabeth. Do you know the story? 791 00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:10,596 Uh-uh. 792 00:46:11,303 --> 00:46:13,887 Well, they lost a baby in childbirth. 793 00:46:14,803 --> 00:46:16,720 She killed herself. 794 00:46:16,803 --> 00:46:19,428 He buried a manuscript of poems with her. 795 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:21,470 That's so romantic. 796 00:46:21,553 --> 00:46:24,178 Ten years later, he hadn't got two beans to rub together. 797 00:46:24,262 --> 00:46:26,262 What's a poor lad to do? 798 00:46:26,345 --> 00:46:27,436 Finds two beans? 799 00:46:27,762 --> 00:46:30,606 He obtains a permit to disinter her. 800 00:46:31,428 --> 00:46:34,853 Literally claws the book from her hair. 801 00:46:35,928 --> 00:46:38,512 I mean, made a pretty penny in the end, but imagine, 802 00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:40,480 her hair ripping off in his hands. 803 00:46:41,762 --> 00:46:46,764 Worms oozing from the hollow caverns where once blinked her sky-blue eyes. 804 00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:48,928 Wine? 805 00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:50,678 Oh, no, I... 806 00:46:50,762 --> 00:46:53,012 No, thanks, really. I think I've had a bit too much. 807 00:46:53,095 --> 00:46:55,561 Yeah, well, you said that the last time. 808 00:46:55,803 --> 00:46:56,845 Oh. 809 00:46:56,928 --> 00:46:58,137 Do you drink too much all the time? 810 00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:00,104 No, only when I drink. 811 00:47:01,053 --> 00:47:02,096 Very good. 812 00:47:04,137 --> 00:47:07,012 You know, this is really tasty. 813 00:47:07,095 --> 00:47:08,220 Mm-hmm. 814 00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,512 I'm really loving these nuts. 815 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:11,721 There are not nuts. 816 00:47:12,137 --> 00:47:14,553 No, mushrooms, berries, beans... 817 00:47:14,637 --> 00:47:15,679 Oh, the crickets. 818 00:47:18,345 --> 00:47:19,601 Tell me I'm not eating crickets. 819 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:21,720 Well, course you're not. 820 00:47:21,803 --> 00:47:23,853 They're technically grasshoppers. 821 00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:25,678 Come on. Uh-uh. 822 00:47:25,762 --> 00:47:27,350 No. No. 823 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,678 Pine nuts. 824 00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:29,928 What do you mean? 825 00:47:30,012 --> 00:47:31,970 No, they're pine nuts, I swear. 826 00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:33,263 Unless something jumped in. 827 00:47:33,928 --> 00:47:36,803 - Will you stop it? - (LAUGHS) 828 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,806 - (GIGGLES) - Okay. 829 00:47:40,178 --> 00:47:41,470 Anyway... 830 00:47:44,053 --> 00:47:45,689 May I ask you something? 831 00:47:46,012 --> 00:47:47,095 Sure. 832 00:47:47,178 --> 00:47:51,720 Yeah, it's about what happened the other day, and those people, 833 00:47:51,803 --> 00:47:55,186 they really wanted to help you, and I do too. 834 00:47:55,303 --> 00:47:56,678 I don't need any help. 835 00:47:56,762 --> 00:47:58,720 Of course you do. We all need help. 836 00:47:58,803 --> 00:48:00,143 I didn't ask for any. 837 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:03,179 Well, what do you mean? 838 00:48:04,303 --> 00:48:06,762 Look, I'm no-one's charity case, okay? 839 00:48:06,845 --> 00:48:08,803 I'm a man who lives as he chooses to, 840 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:12,303 and I'm not going to any effing court or any effing hearing either. 841 00:48:12,387 --> 00:48:14,637 No-one is taking my home from me! 842 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,053 Okay, all right, Mr. Angry. 843 00:48:16,137 --> 00:48:18,602 Okay. Listen, there's no reason to wake the dead here. None. 844 00:48:18,928 --> 00:48:20,931 The dead make more sense to me. 845 00:48:21,178 --> 00:48:23,970 Oh, my God. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. I don't know. 846 00:48:24,053 --> 00:48:27,053 How can you expect anyone to put up with all this nonsense? 847 00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:29,519 All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 848 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,225 I was wrong. 849 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,474 Well, I don't know. 850 00:48:35,053 --> 00:48:36,553 No, I'm sorry. I really am. 851 00:48:36,637 --> 00:48:37,720 It won't happen again. 852 00:48:37,803 --> 00:48:38,977 I was out of order. 853 00:48:39,553 --> 00:48:40,596 What hearing? 854 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:41,970 What? 855 00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:43,387 Well, somewhere in the middle of that tantrum 856 00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,769 you mentioned the words "court" and "hearing". 857 00:48:53,970 --> 00:48:55,392 Okay. 858 00:49:01,553 --> 00:49:03,845 All right, so, of course. 859 00:49:03,928 --> 00:49:06,970 "Brevon International seeks immediate vacancy. 860 00:49:07,053 --> 00:49:10,514 "Failure to appear will be regarded as..." 861 00:49:10,678 --> 00:49:12,470 This is serious. 862 00:49:12,553 --> 00:49:13,727 They're gonna throw you out. 863 00:49:15,887 --> 00:49:17,890 And it's not your problem. 864 00:49:19,137 --> 00:49:22,064 We all have problems, Donald. 865 00:49:22,512 --> 00:49:26,720 But no-one can hear you howling at the world with your head stuck in the sand. 866 00:49:26,803 --> 00:49:29,137 Do you really want to save your home? 867 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:31,022 I'm just asking you. 868 00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:38,020 I have no idea where to start. 869 00:49:40,387 --> 00:49:41,892 (SIGHS) 870 00:49:44,262 --> 00:49:48,141 Well, you're gonna need a lawyer. 871 00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:59,522 How do I look? 872 00:50:00,137 --> 00:50:01,725 Good. 873 00:50:04,303 --> 00:50:05,595 Okay. 874 00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:24,435 (DOORBELL RINGS) 875 00:50:29,178 --> 00:50:30,388 (MUNCHING) 876 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:32,684 Oh, God. 877 00:50:39,012 --> 00:50:40,054 (MUMBLES) 878 00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:41,727 Well, you've um... 879 00:50:43,678 --> 00:50:46,475 Certainly captured your public's imagination. 880 00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:50,473 They can have it back if I can keep my home. 881 00:50:52,387 --> 00:50:53,429 (CLEARS THROAT) 882 00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:56,056 So, Donald, when you took... Oh, for... 883 00:50:57,178 --> 00:50:58,221 (SCRIBBLING) 884 00:51:02,470 --> 00:51:03,726 Is there another one here? 885 00:51:04,637 --> 00:51:06,889 Well, wait a minute. You know what? I think I have a pen. 886 00:51:07,387 --> 00:51:08,596 - Yeah. - Oh. Thanks. 887 00:51:15,428 --> 00:51:18,060 So, Donald, when you chose to be homeless... 888 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,263 I have a home. 889 00:51:20,053 --> 00:51:22,685 Yeah, I mean, of course, I've seen the pictures. 890 00:51:23,845 --> 00:51:27,104 - Well, it's much nicer inside. - Yeah, I have no doubt. 891 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:30,314 It's just Brevon International insists that you're leeching off the land. 892 00:51:30,970 --> 00:51:32,013 Listen to me. 893 00:51:33,428 --> 00:51:35,680 I'm indebted to no-one. I am my own man. 894 00:51:36,178 --> 00:51:38,893 I grow my own food. I generate my own electricity. 895 00:51:39,678 --> 00:51:43,554 Whatever I am, I am not a leech. Do you understand? 896 00:51:44,887 --> 00:51:48,975 That's all well and good. It's just many would write you off as... 897 00:51:51,053 --> 00:51:52,096 Well, mad. 898 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,225 Better a madman than a slave. 899 00:51:55,095 --> 00:51:57,012 Point taken but, for our purposes, 900 00:51:57,095 --> 00:51:59,726 it might be best for the madman to leave the mad at home. 901 00:52:01,053 --> 00:52:04,017 Uh, we don't lose our temper when we give evidence. 902 00:52:04,553 --> 00:52:06,059 It plays to a stereotype. 903 00:52:11,845 --> 00:52:14,725 So, we just need to establish that your shack 904 00:52:14,845 --> 00:52:18,389 has been a permanent residence on the land for at least 12 years. 905 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:19,935 Ah, we've no problem, then. 906 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:21,849 - Try 17. - What? 907 00:52:22,887 --> 00:52:24,061 Seventeen years? 908 00:52:25,137 --> 00:52:26,559 What are you doing there, Donald? 909 00:52:27,095 --> 00:52:28,137 What? 910 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:31,598 It's a perfectly straightforward question. Why won't you leave the Heath? 911 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:37,720 Look, I want you both to realise something. 912 00:52:37,803 --> 00:52:40,178 These are well-connected wolves in silk suits. 913 00:52:40,262 --> 00:52:42,763 - You don't know these people. - Yeah, well, they don't know me. 914 00:52:43,053 --> 00:52:45,220 But they will soon enough, and uh... 915 00:52:45,303 --> 00:52:48,349 These decisions usually come down to the judge's discretion. 916 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:52,565 Introduce the court to the decent, wise Donald. 917 00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:55,769 Park the bombast at the door, otherwise we'll never win. 918 00:52:57,095 --> 00:52:59,678 Right, get comfortable. We're gonna be some time. 919 00:53:03,928 --> 00:53:07,223 - That's my life. - You do seem happy amongst the people. 920 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:11,220 - I'm spiteful. - I'm spiteful too. 921 00:53:11,303 --> 00:53:13,721 - All of the above. Are we crossing here? - Yeah. 922 00:53:15,928 --> 00:53:16,971 Sorry. 923 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,770 That's mine, actually. (CHUCKLES) 924 00:54:03,303 --> 00:54:05,390 It's not... See the shape? Yeah. 925 00:54:17,928 --> 00:54:18,971 (BUS BELL DINGS) 926 00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:49,596 (GASPS) What? 927 00:54:51,137 --> 00:54:53,389 - Oh, my God. Oh, my... - Hang on. 928 00:54:55,678 --> 00:54:56,720 (SCOFFS) 929 00:54:56,803 --> 00:54:57,846 Well, wait a minute. 930 00:55:03,428 --> 00:55:04,554 Oh, my God. 931 00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:19,013 (BOOK THUDS) 932 00:55:24,053 --> 00:55:25,096 I mean... 933 00:55:27,053 --> 00:55:28,096 You know what? 934 00:55:29,803 --> 00:55:32,933 Let's just come back and sort this out in the morning. 935 00:55:37,387 --> 00:55:38,429 Okay. 936 00:55:47,887 --> 00:55:48,929 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 937 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:13,228 Well, um, this is where I live. 938 00:56:14,428 --> 00:56:17,309 Oh, so make yourself comfortable. 939 00:56:17,553 --> 00:56:19,687 - I'll... I'll be right back. - Thanks. 940 00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:30,054 Oh, God. 941 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,429 Okay. Okay. 942 00:56:41,137 --> 00:56:42,179 Oh, no! 943 00:56:47,512 --> 00:56:48,554 (SIGHS) 944 00:56:50,637 --> 00:56:51,679 Oh, my God. 945 00:56:59,012 --> 00:57:00,398 Oh. Oh, oh... 946 00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:04,644 Uh... 947 00:57:06,387 --> 00:57:07,726 (FOOTSTEPS) 948 00:57:13,637 --> 00:57:14,846 What are you doing up here? 949 00:57:16,178 --> 00:57:17,221 Observing the natives. 950 00:57:18,470 --> 00:57:20,224 - Uh... (CHUCKLES) - Hey... 951 00:57:21,595 --> 00:57:23,515 - Did you take these? - Maybe. 952 00:57:26,512 --> 00:57:27,898 - DONALD: Good. - Oh... 953 00:57:28,553 --> 00:57:30,936 Yeah, well, I dabbled in college. 954 00:57:32,512 --> 00:57:33,602 You should dabble some more. 955 00:57:37,553 --> 00:57:39,473 Are you sure this is how you wanna spend your time? 956 00:57:42,803 --> 00:57:43,929 Not really. 957 00:57:46,053 --> 00:57:47,144 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 958 00:57:59,887 --> 00:58:01,605 Are you getting furnishing ideas? 959 00:58:04,220 --> 00:58:06,721 I was just thinking about what the story is with all this stuff. 960 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:07,929 Yeah. 961 00:58:08,553 --> 00:58:12,062 - Is that an urn? - Hm. Yes. Mary. 962 00:58:12,553 --> 00:58:14,438 3-B. It's her mother's. 963 00:58:15,762 --> 00:58:18,440 I can point it the other way if you feel like you're being watched. 964 00:58:21,637 --> 00:58:22,679 Yeah. 965 00:58:23,262 --> 00:58:24,303 Yeah. 966 00:58:24,387 --> 00:58:25,726 - You know, it's funny. - What? 967 00:58:27,262 --> 00:58:28,731 I don't think this place suits you. 968 00:58:29,095 --> 00:58:30,138 This place? 969 00:58:31,053 --> 00:58:33,436 Oh, no, this place suits me fine. 970 00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:35,850 - No, your flat, I mean. - Oh. 971 00:58:37,595 --> 00:58:39,847 You know, it feels like someone else's life. 972 00:58:41,053 --> 00:58:42,096 Not yours. 973 00:58:42,928 --> 00:58:43,971 Yeah. 974 00:58:45,303 --> 00:58:46,809 I've wasted so much time. 975 00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:50,013 (SCOFFS) 976 00:58:50,887 --> 00:58:51,929 Here's to new beginnings. 977 00:58:53,595 --> 00:58:54,804 New beginnings. 978 00:58:55,595 --> 00:58:57,515 - (CHUCKLES) - And breakfast. 979 00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,894 - Yeah. - And breakfast. 980 00:59:19,137 --> 00:59:20,690 - (GASPS) Oh! - Sorry. 981 00:59:22,345 --> 00:59:24,680 - You're wearing a curtain. - Yes. 982 00:59:24,845 --> 00:59:26,350 Yes, it was um... 983 00:59:26,553 --> 00:59:28,556 I got a little cold, so... 984 00:59:30,387 --> 00:59:31,809 You're up to something, Mum. 985 00:59:31,928 --> 00:59:35,935 What? How could I have possibly raised such a suspicious son? 986 00:59:36,387 --> 00:59:38,769 Oh. By acting so suspiciously. 987 00:59:40,387 --> 00:59:42,555 Oh, God, I am starving. 988 00:59:43,387 --> 00:59:45,804 Mmm! I was on my way to a meeting. I thought I'd swing by. 989 00:59:46,345 --> 00:59:48,395 Yeah? You know, they should feed you at these meetings. 990 00:59:49,303 --> 00:59:52,184 - You've been ignoring my calls, Mother. - You ignore mine. 991 00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:56,220 Yes, but that's the natural order of things. Mothers should answer. Sons get worried. 992 00:59:56,303 --> 00:59:58,012 - There you go. Yes. - Mmm! 993 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,304 - You're a saint. - Uh-huh. 994 01:00:00,095 --> 01:00:01,481 Have you got any plans for Friday? 995 01:00:01,970 --> 01:00:03,013 Friday? 996 01:00:04,595 --> 01:00:05,762 Friday. It's your birthday. 997 01:00:05,845 --> 01:00:06,887 Oh... 998 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,928 I'm afraid I have to be out of town for a few days. 999 01:00:09,012 --> 01:00:12,428 Uh-huh. Well, you know, don't worry about anything. 1000 01:00:12,512 --> 01:00:15,387 You know, I'll probably just spend a little time with Fiona and the gang 1001 01:00:15,470 --> 01:00:18,397 and it'll be fine, so whatever. (CHUCKLES) 1002 01:00:25,845 --> 01:00:26,888 (SIGHS) 1003 01:00:27,637 --> 01:00:30,512 You know what? I really have to get to the charity shop quite soon. 1004 01:00:30,595 --> 01:00:32,894 - No, yeah, I've gotta run too. - Thank you. 1005 01:00:33,053 --> 01:00:37,142 I had hoped we could continue our talk about money. 1006 01:00:37,803 --> 01:00:41,561 Oh, didn't I tell you? Actually, I'm getting advice from Fiona's accountant, so... 1007 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,012 - Oh... - Hmm. 1008 01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:45,263 - That's brilliant. - Hmm. 1009 01:00:46,387 --> 01:00:47,561 I hope he's not asking for too much. 1010 01:00:47,803 --> 01:00:49,806 No, no. No, no, not at all. No, no. 1011 01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:55,436 I don't know, Mum. I have a feeling you're not telling me everything. 1012 01:00:56,262 --> 01:00:57,388 What could I possibly be hiding? 1013 01:00:57,678 --> 01:00:58,721 (DONALD HUMMING) 1014 01:01:02,470 --> 01:01:04,023 DONALD: Oh. Hello, there. Um... 1015 01:01:04,512 --> 01:01:05,554 Sorry... 1016 01:01:06,095 --> 01:01:07,186 I didn't hear you come in. 1017 01:01:08,387 --> 01:01:09,975 - Mud in my ears. - (EMILY CHUCKLES) 1018 01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:14,808 Actually, this is, um... This is my son, Philip, and this is my, um... 1019 01:01:15,095 --> 01:01:16,138 Handyman. 1020 01:01:16,553 --> 01:01:17,596 Yeah, he's very handy. 1021 01:01:18,387 --> 01:01:20,852 Okay, and that's my cue. 1022 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,054 Um... 1023 01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,470 - It's very nice to meet you. - Sorry. Donald. 1024 01:01:25,553 --> 01:01:26,596 - Donald. - Donald. 1025 01:01:28,053 --> 01:01:30,731 - Uh, Mum, I'll... I'll be in touch. - Okay. Bye. 1026 01:01:31,428 --> 01:01:32,898 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1027 01:01:36,970 --> 01:01:38,013 Okay. (SIGHS) 1028 01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:40,263 - Oh! - (BOTH LAUGH) 1029 01:01:40,470 --> 01:01:41,561 Here you are. 1030 01:01:42,345 --> 01:01:44,893 - How is everything? - Oh, you know, I mean, the usual. 1031 01:01:45,095 --> 01:01:46,897 - How's everything with James? - James? 1032 01:01:47,262 --> 01:01:50,640 - James. Oh. Yeah. - Oh... We need to catch up. 1033 01:01:51,012 --> 01:01:52,303 We need to catch up. 1034 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,972 - Oh... - (MOBILE RINGS) 1035 01:01:56,762 --> 01:01:57,888 Yeah, hello? 1036 01:01:58,220 --> 01:02:00,022 Hey! Good news. 1037 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,303 They've given us our hearing date. It's a week from Monday. 1038 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:06,137 - ERIK: Oh, morning, Mrs. W. - Oh, Erik. 1039 01:02:06,845 --> 01:02:09,974 This is what it's all about. Our right to the land, to affordable housing. 1040 01:02:10,553 --> 01:02:11,727 I'm one of Donald's people. 1041 01:02:11,887 --> 01:02:14,020 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Did you hear that? 1042 01:02:14,512 --> 01:02:17,558 He's one of Donald's people. Isn't it nice to accept help? 1043 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:19,263 He needs help. 1044 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:21,224 ERIK: They can bend us, but never break us, 1045 01:02:21,428 --> 01:02:24,604 'cause it only serves to make us more determined to achieve our final goal. 1046 01:02:26,553 --> 01:02:27,893 Aren't those the words to I Am Woman? 1047 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:30,725 Come on. Work to be done. 1048 01:02:31,303 --> 01:02:32,429 (WHISTLES) 1049 01:02:37,428 --> 01:02:39,431 - EMILY: Yeah. You got that. - ERIK: Thanks. 1050 01:02:44,387 --> 01:02:45,892 Yeah, that's right. Sorry. 1051 01:02:51,803 --> 01:02:54,304 - DONALD: Ooh, yeah, that's rotten. - I like this colour. 1052 01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:56,262 - (BOTH LAUGH) - What? 1053 01:02:56,345 --> 01:02:57,388 - You did it? - Course we did it. 1054 01:02:57,803 --> 01:02:59,012 - But where's it going? - Up there. 1055 01:02:59,095 --> 01:03:00,138 Uh-huh. 1056 01:03:04,178 --> 01:03:05,720 - DONALD: Where are you putting them? - Hmm? 1057 01:03:05,803 --> 01:03:09,470 - No, no, do you see? They're beautiful. - It's on the rain barrel. 1058 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:13,470 EMILY: Back up against the... That's right. Just... That's it. 1059 01:03:13,553 --> 01:03:15,391 Did you see this? Where do I put the rope? 1060 01:03:16,137 --> 01:03:17,974 - DONALD: Nah, hold on. - EMILY: Here, I'll hold on to it. 1061 01:03:18,387 --> 01:03:21,267 No, we lift it. 'Cause, you know, you do have the hinge on the... 1062 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,351 Sorry. I'm really sorry about that. Go inside. 1063 01:03:24,512 --> 01:03:26,645 - Do you want to take a break? - No, no... Okay. 1064 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:27,888 (CHUCKLES) 1065 01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:29,263 Okay, I'll take a break. 1066 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,889 - Oh... - It's not bad. 1067 01:03:42,637 --> 01:03:46,856 What are you talking about? It's way better than it was before. 1068 01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:49,138 Aye, you're right. 1069 01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:55,263 Appreciate it. 1070 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,055 - Excuse me? - What... What's that? 1071 01:03:58,470 --> 01:04:00,012 I'm really having trouble hearing him, are you? 1072 01:04:00,095 --> 01:04:03,022 - Yeah, it's odd. I can't... - All right. Enough, enough, all right. 1073 01:04:03,303 --> 01:04:04,346 Thank you. 1074 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:06,388 (ERIK IMITATES HOWLING) 1075 01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:08,596 (LAUGHS) 1076 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,805 I don't know about you. I've got a bit of a pong about me. 1077 01:04:12,928 --> 01:04:13,971 Oh. 1078 01:04:14,678 --> 01:04:15,721 Fancy a swim? 1079 01:04:21,928 --> 01:04:22,971 (LAUGHS) 1080 01:04:26,553 --> 01:04:27,727 (GIGGLES) 1081 01:04:30,012 --> 01:04:31,221 He's a good kid. Huh? 1082 01:04:31,428 --> 01:04:32,898 - Is he? - Yes, yes. 1083 01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:36,304 I know. 1084 01:04:36,428 --> 01:04:37,685 Aye, he's a good kid. 1085 01:04:38,887 --> 01:04:40,806 He's just a little bit lost, no? 1086 01:04:43,178 --> 01:04:45,063 - Christ, listen to me. - What? 1087 01:04:45,595 --> 01:04:46,981 I sound like me father. 1088 01:04:48,970 --> 01:04:50,013 Where were you born? 1089 01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:52,388 Why? 1090 01:04:52,762 --> 01:04:55,095 Why? Because, I don't know, it's the kind of question 1091 01:04:55,178 --> 01:04:57,265 most normal people might ask each other. 1092 01:05:00,970 --> 01:05:02,013 North County, Dublin. 1093 01:05:02,845 --> 01:05:04,765 - Ahhh. - A little place outside Dublin. 1094 01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,513 Ireland. 1095 01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:09,263 And what was that like? 1096 01:05:10,762 --> 01:05:13,689 Well, we had a bit of... A bit of a farm, a small farm, you know. 1097 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,019 Well, we had until my old man drove it into the ground. 1098 01:05:17,887 --> 01:05:21,312 Then my mum passed away and I wandered. 1099 01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:25,975 It took me years to get to London. 1100 01:05:26,678 --> 01:05:27,769 Years, huh? 1101 01:05:28,637 --> 01:05:29,846 Uh, well... 1102 01:05:30,387 --> 01:05:32,390 I kind of took the scenic route, you know. 1103 01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:35,262 - Uh-huh. - Morocco, Amsterdam, the usual. 1104 01:05:36,012 --> 01:05:37,730 - I was a bit of an idiot. - Why? 1105 01:05:38,262 --> 01:05:40,727 Oh, I ran and just kept running. 1106 01:05:42,053 --> 01:05:43,096 (SIGHS) 1107 01:05:43,887 --> 01:05:46,388 - Yeah, then London. - London. 1108 01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:48,394 You met someone, huh? 1109 01:05:48,928 --> 01:05:50,102 Um... 1110 01:05:53,512 --> 01:05:54,554 Valerie. 1111 01:05:56,637 --> 01:05:57,679 Hmm. 1112 01:05:58,637 --> 01:05:59,678 Yeah, she was older than me. 1113 01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:02,808 She owned this little caf�... Ran this little caf� in Camden Town. 1114 01:06:03,845 --> 01:06:05,895 I started working for her and then helped her run it. 1115 01:06:07,845 --> 01:06:09,231 It's less than two miles from here. 1116 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:11,346 Yeah, and then what happened? 1117 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,013 What happened? 1118 01:06:15,012 --> 01:06:16,221 Well, she got sick. 1119 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,763 Yeah. 1120 01:06:19,678 --> 01:06:20,804 And I got scared. 1121 01:06:22,137 --> 01:06:24,104 And then she, of course, copped it on immediately. 1122 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,262 I wasn't really coping with it, you know. 1123 01:06:26,345 --> 01:06:27,731 Especially when she got worse, the cancer. 1124 01:06:29,678 --> 01:06:30,721 So... 1125 01:06:32,095 --> 01:06:33,517 She told me I should take a break. 1126 01:06:35,387 --> 01:06:37,804 And I knew I shouldn't, but I did. I ran again. 1127 01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:41,263 Yeah. 1128 01:06:41,845 --> 01:06:42,888 We kind of... 1129 01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:45,973 Well, we both knew what was happening, you know. 1130 01:06:48,845 --> 01:06:49,888 And it happened. 1131 01:06:51,887 --> 01:06:52,929 I'm sorry. 1132 01:07:01,053 --> 01:07:02,096 Hey, you know what? 1133 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:06,099 I think I'm gonna cook for us tonight. I'm gonna make us a small feast. 1134 01:07:07,470 --> 01:07:08,561 Donald. 1135 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,640 Here. Go ahead. 1136 01:07:15,220 --> 01:07:16,263 Don't be too late. 1137 01:07:21,887 --> 01:07:22,929 (DOOR CLOSING) 1138 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,263 Hey. 1139 01:07:25,387 --> 01:07:27,520 - Hey. - How are you? 1140 01:07:28,053 --> 01:07:29,096 All good. 1141 01:07:35,053 --> 01:07:36,345 ALL: Surprise! 1142 01:07:38,595 --> 01:07:39,686 Oh... Oh, my God! 1143 01:07:39,928 --> 01:07:43,428 Well, to answer your question, Mary, I don't think she suspected anything. 1144 01:07:43,512 --> 01:07:45,728 Oh, happy birthday, Emily. 1145 01:07:46,053 --> 01:07:49,976 Now, for the exclusive pleasure of our birthday girl... 1146 01:07:51,178 --> 01:07:54,390 The Ukulele Orchestra of Hampstead. 1147 01:07:55,678 --> 01:07:57,765 - (JAMES HUMS) - Oh. 1148 01:07:57,970 --> 01:08:01,064 # Happy birthday to you... 1149 01:08:03,553 --> 01:08:06,350 # Happy birthday to you... 1150 01:08:08,887 --> 01:08:12,229 # Happy birthday, dear Emily 1151 01:08:13,887 --> 01:08:14,929 (STRETCHES THE NOTE) 1152 01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:26,345 # Happy birthday to you # 1153 01:08:26,428 --> 01:08:27,685 - Oh! - Ohhh! 1154 01:08:28,053 --> 01:08:29,724 (ALL CHEERING) 1155 01:08:30,387 --> 01:08:31,429 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1156 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,435 - WOMAN: It's really good. It was excellent. - No, thank you very much. 1157 01:08:36,803 --> 01:08:40,015 - WOMAN: Really delicious. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 1158 01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:43,387 You know, I don't think parties really need to last this long. 1159 01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:47,559 Oh, come along, Emily. Just enjoy yourself. Let yourself go once in a while. 1160 01:08:47,887 --> 01:08:50,565 Oh, well done, Mr. Music Man. 1161 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,391 Oh, well. Well, thank you. 1162 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:53,763 (LAUGHS) 1163 01:08:54,970 --> 01:08:56,470 How's our birthday girl? 1164 01:08:56,553 --> 01:08:57,596 Oh... 1165 01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:00,306 - Happy birthday, Emily. - Oh, thank you. 1166 01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:02,804 (MUFFLED GASP) 1167 01:09:02,928 --> 01:09:04,102 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1168 01:09:05,137 --> 01:09:07,053 Maybe you'd like to make a little speech, Emily. 1169 01:09:07,137 --> 01:09:08,178 Oh, yes, of course. 1170 01:09:08,262 --> 01:09:10,181 ALL: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 1171 01:09:11,678 --> 01:09:14,310 - GUESTS: Speech! Speech! Speech! - Thank you so much, James. 1172 01:09:14,470 --> 01:09:15,513 Thank you. 1173 01:09:16,303 --> 01:09:20,061 Well, I just... Thank you, everyone. You're all just... 1174 01:09:21,887 --> 01:09:22,929 You're... 1175 01:09:23,470 --> 01:09:24,513 Wonderful? 1176 01:09:24,678 --> 01:09:27,928 Wonderful. Oh, my goodness, you really are wonderful. 1177 01:09:28,012 --> 01:09:29,887 I would have written a little speech for this occasion, 1178 01:09:29,970 --> 01:09:33,976 but, of course, it is a surprise party, so, duh, what are we talking about anyway? 1179 01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:36,223 - Yeah. - Again! So I just... 1180 01:09:36,345 --> 01:09:38,595 I love you, I truly do. I love you all, and... 1181 01:09:38,678 --> 01:09:41,178 And without you I don't know what my life would have been like. 1182 01:09:41,262 --> 01:09:43,478 This isn't a going-away party. 1183 01:09:43,595 --> 01:09:46,522 No, no, of course, of course it's not, no, not quite. 1184 01:09:46,762 --> 01:09:47,804 Um... 1185 01:09:49,053 --> 01:09:50,263 You know, actually... 1186 01:09:51,553 --> 01:09:54,517 I think this might be a good time to make a little announcement. 1187 01:09:54,678 --> 01:09:55,721 You see... 1188 01:09:57,762 --> 01:09:59,231 - I've found someone. - (ALL GASP) 1189 01:10:00,012 --> 01:10:03,141 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1190 01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:06,852 Hold on, hold on. Thank you so much. Thank you. 1191 01:10:07,262 --> 01:10:08,436 James! 1192 01:10:11,428 --> 01:10:13,562 Well, I think you all kind of know him. 1193 01:10:14,970 --> 01:10:17,601 Or of him, and he's very special. 1194 01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:22,850 He's completely transformed the way I look at life. 1195 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,851 - He's... - MARY: Rory? 1196 01:10:26,178 --> 01:10:30,137 I was coming in now and I saw that tramp from the Heath running up the stairs. 1197 01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:33,928 - I think he's gone into the attic. - The attic? Oh, God. 1198 01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,814 Why didn't Xavier stop him? 1199 01:10:35,928 --> 01:10:38,939 Xavier, what are you doing up here? 1200 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:40,803 I got hungry. 1201 01:10:40,887 --> 01:10:43,637 Oh, for heaven's sake, there's an intruder in our building. 1202 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,435 EMILY: Wait. But let's talk about this before you go. 1203 01:10:46,553 --> 01:10:49,054 Please, wait just a second. We need to talk about this. 1204 01:10:49,470 --> 01:10:50,595 Wait. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1205 01:10:50,678 --> 01:10:52,231 - Come on, boys. Come on. - Yes, go. 1206 01:10:52,512 --> 01:10:53,768 Let them go. 1207 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,474 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1208 01:11:04,595 --> 01:11:07,310 (GASPS) It is. It's him. It's the tramp from the Heath. 1209 01:11:07,553 --> 01:11:09,189 MARY: Oh, my God. 1210 01:11:09,512 --> 01:11:12,475 - This man has been living here. - (GASPS) 1211 01:11:17,137 --> 01:11:19,768 - What is... - EMILY: Oh, dear. Sorry about this. 1212 01:11:20,178 --> 01:11:21,518 I'm sorry. 1213 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,683 - Oh, my darling... - No, no, darling. 1214 01:11:27,345 --> 01:11:30,474 No, no, no, you just... You just stay right there. 1215 01:11:32,303 --> 01:11:34,437 What are you gonna do, strum me to death? 1216 01:11:36,595 --> 01:11:38,397 I think you've got some explaining to do, haven't you? 1217 01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:41,848 Actually, I wouldn't mind an explanation myself. 1218 01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:44,564 Oh... Well... 1219 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:46,346 - Don't worry about it. - EMILY: Oh... 1220 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,262 - I'm sorry. - No, wait, Donald. Please, just wait. 1221 01:11:49,345 --> 01:11:51,976 - What the hell is going on, Emily? - Yes, what is going on, Emily? 1222 01:11:52,637 --> 01:11:53,763 Nothing. It's just... 1223 01:11:54,345 --> 01:11:56,431 Well, it's a misunderstanding, that's all it is. 1224 01:11:56,845 --> 01:12:00,305 Really? Then why are there candles over there? 1225 01:12:00,970 --> 01:12:02,854 There's wax everywhere. 1226 01:12:03,012 --> 01:12:04,565 Yeah, well, that's... That's... 1227 01:12:04,803 --> 01:12:08,228 The way I bought them, slightly used candles, at the one-pound shop. 1228 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:11,055 And what about the bed? Is that slightly used too? 1229 01:12:12,262 --> 01:12:15,473 My God, it's like some sort of sordid sex den. 1230 01:12:16,053 --> 01:12:17,606 Where are my mother's ashes? 1231 01:12:18,303 --> 01:12:22,356 Okay. For God's sakes, really. Yes, you found us out. 1232 01:12:23,137 --> 01:12:26,597 We sprinkled your mother's ashes all over our love shack, 1233 01:12:27,137 --> 01:12:31,688 and we've been going at it like two deranged rabbits in every possible space. 1234 01:12:31,928 --> 01:12:34,595 Well, right there in the old stove box. 1235 01:12:34,678 --> 01:12:38,187 And inside the Renfrews' inflatable dinghy. 1236 01:12:38,303 --> 01:12:41,387 And, oh, don't forget Dr Patel's vintage dentist chairs. 1237 01:12:41,470 --> 01:12:44,267 And all before lunch, okay? 1238 01:12:44,637 --> 01:12:46,190 And, anyway, I'm sorry. 1239 01:12:46,512 --> 01:12:47,554 You know what? 1240 01:12:49,762 --> 01:12:50,804 But I gotta go. 1241 01:13:07,803 --> 01:13:08,846 Donald? 1242 01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:11,898 Donald, wait, please. 1243 01:13:14,178 --> 01:13:15,221 Donald. 1244 01:13:17,053 --> 01:13:19,021 Just talk to me, okay? 1245 01:13:20,762 --> 01:13:21,803 Will you talk to me? 1246 01:13:21,887 --> 01:13:24,222 Ukulele Tom up there will be looking for you. 1247 01:13:25,178 --> 01:13:26,221 James. 1248 01:13:27,012 --> 01:13:28,931 I led him on. I did, I know. 1249 01:13:29,553 --> 01:13:31,142 He's been doing my accounts and I... 1250 01:13:32,137 --> 01:13:33,346 See, I... Donald... 1251 01:13:35,928 --> 01:13:37,102 I'm in a big hole. 1252 01:13:38,345 --> 01:13:41,023 I'm in a hole. I'm in a big mess financially and... 1253 01:13:41,845 --> 01:13:44,053 And James helped me out because he thought 1254 01:13:44,137 --> 01:13:47,183 that he was going to get something in return. 1255 01:13:48,178 --> 01:13:51,189 And I wasn't brave enough to make it clear to him 1256 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:54,517 that he's not and he... He won't. 1257 01:13:55,178 --> 01:13:56,352 I think he knows that now. 1258 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,272 You know, Emily, I could almost accept that 1259 01:14:02,678 --> 01:14:05,475 if you hadn't seemed quite so humiliated up there. 1260 01:14:08,137 --> 01:14:09,263 I was humiliated. 1261 01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:13,519 I was humiliated about myself, and that's the truth. 1262 01:14:13,970 --> 01:14:15,013 And you know what else? 1263 01:14:16,137 --> 01:14:17,179 I was... 1264 01:14:18,012 --> 01:14:19,647 Mortified about what... 1265 01:14:21,178 --> 01:14:22,565 You might think of me, you know. 1266 01:14:24,678 --> 01:14:27,854 Who I am and what I've become. 1267 01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:31,772 Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? 1268 01:14:32,803 --> 01:14:33,846 (SIGHS) 1269 01:14:35,595 --> 01:14:36,638 You muppet. 1270 01:14:37,262 --> 01:14:38,304 Oh. 1271 01:14:51,428 --> 01:14:52,850 (CHANTING AND CHEERING) 1272 01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:55,353 ALL: Save the shack! Save the shack! 1273 01:14:56,803 --> 01:14:58,095 REPORTER: Donald, how are you feeling today? 1274 01:14:58,637 --> 01:15:00,355 (MUFFLED CHANTING AND CHEERING) 1275 01:15:07,595 --> 01:15:09,095 REPORTER: Is it today, do you think, Donald? 1276 01:15:09,178 --> 01:15:11,561 Is today the day you're gonna lose your home? Mr. Horner? 1277 01:15:13,637 --> 01:15:16,315 REPORTER 2: Donald! Give us a smile, big man. 1278 01:15:38,387 --> 01:15:39,513 - (GAVEL BANGS) - JUDGE: Right! 1279 01:15:40,595 --> 01:15:42,100 Let's get started, then, shall we? 1280 01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:50,058 Can you please say what Mr. Horner did next? 1281 01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:53,356 He wrapped the notice around a parsnip and handed it back to me. 1282 01:15:54,345 --> 01:15:55,554 And did you accept it? 1283 01:15:55,845 --> 01:15:58,855 - May I object? - I did not accept that parsnip. 1284 01:15:59,303 --> 01:16:00,513 No. It was a carrot. 1285 01:16:01,012 --> 01:16:02,138 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1286 01:16:03,345 --> 01:16:06,391 - (GAVEL BANGS) - Please. That's quite enough. 1287 01:16:06,887 --> 01:16:12,231 And so, Mrs. Neal, as a member of one of Hampstead's leading conservation groups, 1288 01:16:12,345 --> 01:16:15,640 to your knowledge, how long has Mr. Horner been on the Heath? 1289 01:16:16,428 --> 01:16:18,348 To my knowledge, he is a recent arrival. 1290 01:16:19,012 --> 01:16:24,014 Recent? Ah. So does that mean more or less than 12 years? 1291 01:16:26,428 --> 01:16:27,554 Definitely less. 1292 01:16:28,345 --> 01:16:29,388 (MURMURING) 1293 01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:30,888 Nothing further. 1294 01:16:35,345 --> 01:16:38,309 Forgive me, but one more time, just to make it irrefutably clear, 1295 01:16:38,845 --> 01:16:42,095 prior to Brevon International's efforts, in the entire time that you lived 1296 01:16:42,178 --> 01:16:44,181 in your home on the hectare of land in question, 1297 01:16:44,845 --> 01:16:47,263 had anyone ever approached you and asked you to leave? 1298 01:16:49,095 --> 01:16:50,304 - No, sir. - Thank you. 1299 01:16:50,845 --> 01:16:52,019 That's all I have, Your Honour. 1300 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:57,893 Keeping to the lowest council tax band, 1301 01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,015 approximately �15,000 over the last 17 years 1302 01:17:02,137 --> 01:17:05,553 would have been paid by you, had you legally owned a property. 1303 01:17:05,637 --> 01:17:07,521 - Would you not agree? - I don't know what to say to that. 1304 01:17:07,762 --> 01:17:10,393 Well, I do. Because I pay for all my services. 1305 01:17:11,053 --> 01:17:14,265 Rubbish collection, local education, 1306 01:17:14,387 --> 01:17:17,137 even the daily operations on Hampstead Heath. 1307 01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,263 Can you say the same? 1308 01:17:23,512 --> 01:17:24,554 Mr. Horner? 1309 01:17:26,512 --> 01:17:30,137 Your Honour, as Mr. Horner is clearly having difficulty 1310 01:17:30,220 --> 01:17:33,314 remembering just how he contributes to society... 1311 01:17:33,428 --> 01:17:36,604 No, you're right, I don't contribute to society and I don't drive. 1312 01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:40,803 And the relevance of that is? 1313 01:17:40,887 --> 01:17:45,059 That means I don't take a �600 yearly dump of carbon dioxide into the air. 1314 01:17:46,178 --> 01:17:51,053 I grow all my food, which means I don't add to the 7,000,000 tons of food 1315 01:17:51,137 --> 01:17:54,562 and packaging waste that costs this beautiful country, 1316 01:17:55,512 --> 01:17:57,183 I think, over �5,000,000,000 a year. 1317 01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:59,349 Well, do you want me to go on? I can go on. 1318 01:18:00,012 --> 01:18:03,354 But, actually, if it's society that you're worried about, Mr. Crowley, 1319 01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:06,019 ten to one, you cost it a hell of a lot more than I do. 1320 01:18:06,678 --> 01:18:07,852 (CHEERING) 1321 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:11,437 Please, will you not do that? 1322 01:18:12,178 --> 01:18:14,347 - It's not Britain's Got Talent. - (LAUGHTER) 1323 01:18:14,803 --> 01:18:17,139 Thank you, Your Honour. Please, let's stick to the point, 1324 01:18:17,303 --> 01:18:19,851 and the point being is that a homeless man... 1325 01:18:19,970 --> 01:18:24,272 I'm not homeless. I have a home. I built it 17 years ago from nothing. 1326 01:18:24,845 --> 01:18:27,855 Recycled bits and bobs, and imagination. From nothing. 1327 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,346 Yes, but can you prove it? 1328 01:18:30,012 --> 01:18:33,686 All of this is unsubstantiated. There are no documents, no witnesses. 1329 01:18:33,803 --> 01:18:36,600 Course I have no witnesses. I go out of my way to stay out of the way. 1330 01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:38,929 Look... 1331 01:18:39,137 --> 01:18:42,064 For all of these years, I've watched life evolve all around me. 1332 01:18:42,553 --> 01:18:45,398 I've spent thousands of afternoons on Parliament Hill, 1333 01:18:45,928 --> 01:18:49,851 watching families sailing kites so spectacular it would make you dizzy, 1334 01:18:50,345 --> 01:18:53,391 and those same families growing up, going away, 1335 01:18:53,637 --> 01:18:55,272 making space for the new ones. 1336 01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:58,603 And I have disturbed no-one. 1337 01:19:01,053 --> 01:19:03,768 The way I live might seem different to a lot of people. 1338 01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,096 How I live life... 1339 01:19:07,178 --> 01:19:09,146 Well, people will think what they think. 1340 01:19:10,887 --> 01:19:12,522 All I care about is my home. 1341 01:19:13,887 --> 01:19:16,933 It's where I've been living for these 17 years. 1342 01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:18,679 It is a home. 1343 01:19:19,012 --> 01:19:20,849 It's my home. It's where I belong. 1344 01:19:21,803 --> 01:19:26,308 And, in that regard, I am no different to any of you. 1345 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,106 (MURMURING) 1346 01:19:33,345 --> 01:19:35,016 Kindly resume your seat, will you? 1347 01:19:44,137 --> 01:19:46,851 Thank you, Mr. Horner, for your candour. 1348 01:19:47,262 --> 01:19:49,099 It's clear that your words are heartfelt. 1349 01:19:49,678 --> 01:19:53,637 However, heartfelt words are no substitute for documentable proof. 1350 01:19:53,970 --> 01:19:55,356 You understand the dilemma. 1351 01:19:57,178 --> 01:19:59,181 Well, it's been a long day and we're at the end of it. 1352 01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:04,013 We adjourn today, pick it up tomorrow morning, 9:00 sharp. Thank you. 1353 01:20:04,678 --> 01:20:05,852 I made a balls of it. 1354 01:20:07,012 --> 01:20:09,311 Donald, we don't have time to wallow here. 1355 01:20:10,012 --> 01:20:11,814 I'm not wallowing. I'm reporting the truth. 1356 01:20:12,470 --> 01:20:14,354 If you want to feel better, maybe you should just go home. 1357 01:20:14,553 --> 01:20:15,893 Hey, what's wrong with you? 1358 01:20:16,387 --> 01:20:19,480 Every time someone threatens your pride or hurts your little fat feelings, 1359 01:20:19,803 --> 01:20:21,937 you puff up like an emotional porcupine. 1360 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,355 An emotional porcupine? 1361 01:20:27,553 --> 01:20:28,596 That's very good, that. 1362 01:20:29,803 --> 01:20:31,806 - No, no. That's brilliant, actually. - Just stop, will you? 1363 01:20:31,970 --> 01:20:34,648 - An emotional... An emotional porcupine. - Just stop. I'm freezing in here. 1364 01:20:41,012 --> 01:20:42,054 Donald. 1365 01:20:43,845 --> 01:20:46,227 - The oven. - What about it? 1366 01:20:46,512 --> 01:20:51,063 Didn't you tell me that someone helped you bring it here? Remember? 1367 01:20:51,178 --> 01:20:53,228 (STUTTERS) You called him an arse. 1368 01:20:53,345 --> 01:20:54,928 - That's what you... Yeah. - He was an arse. 1369 01:20:55,012 --> 01:20:57,809 - He couldn't drive a nail in straight. - Don't you see? 1370 01:20:59,095 --> 01:21:02,887 This arse can testify that he was here with you 17 years ago, 1371 01:21:02,970 --> 01:21:05,815 - building this shack, so he's a witness. - That's not proof. 1372 01:21:06,387 --> 01:21:08,888 It's better than nothing. You have to take us to him. 1373 01:21:11,928 --> 01:21:12,971 EMILY: Here? 1374 01:21:13,678 --> 01:21:14,721 (HUSHED CONVERSATION) 1375 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,263 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1376 01:21:28,012 --> 01:21:30,015 You. I remember you. 1377 01:21:32,845 --> 01:21:33,888 That's him. 1378 01:21:36,637 --> 01:21:38,640 Bang, bang, bang. That's what it sounded like. 1379 01:21:39,387 --> 01:21:41,354 So, I look out the window again, he's still there. 1380 01:21:41,970 --> 01:21:44,137 - And by "he", you mean... - That wanker. Him there. 1381 01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,263 (LAUGHING) 1382 01:21:46,345 --> 01:21:47,554 If we could just... 1383 01:21:49,095 --> 01:21:51,928 - So what happened then? - Right. Well, I see him struggling 1384 01:21:52,012 --> 01:21:54,690 with all this IKEA junk that I'd binned, so... 1385 01:21:55,595 --> 01:21:57,266 I drive him and the junk 1386 01:21:57,803 --> 01:22:01,063 to where he's building this little cottage thing out on the Heath, 1387 01:22:01,595 --> 01:22:03,266 and I help him out for a couple of hours. 1388 01:22:03,803 --> 01:22:05,641 But then he starts getting all critical on me. 1389 01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:08,803 How I'm slanting the boards and the laying ain't even 1390 01:22:08,887 --> 01:22:12,262 and I'm using a drywall nail when I should be using a short shank. 1391 01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:14,147 I know my short shanks, thank you! 1392 01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:15,554 (LAUGHTER) 1393 01:22:16,012 --> 01:22:17,054 And that's when it happened. 1394 01:22:18,178 --> 01:22:20,228 Got me in such a heat, I got all distracted... 1395 01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:24,230 And I drove a short-shank nail through my left long finger. 1396 01:22:25,762 --> 01:22:27,387 Uh, deeply sorry to hear that. 1397 01:22:27,470 --> 01:22:30,350 Now, Mr. Fife, when you say you drove Mr. Horner to the place, 1398 01:22:30,678 --> 01:22:32,184 can you say specifically where? 1399 01:22:33,012 --> 01:22:34,814 Oh, the grounds of the old hospital on the Heath. 1400 01:22:35,095 --> 01:22:36,137 West Heath Road side. 1401 01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:39,017 I remember 'cause I could hardly find my way out, bleeding and all. 1402 01:22:39,803 --> 01:22:41,356 Thank you. That's all I have. 1403 01:22:45,845 --> 01:22:49,678 Mr. Fife, um... You might sympathise with us 1404 01:22:49,762 --> 01:22:55,012 if we have a little difficulty in accepting why a man such as yourself, 1405 01:22:55,428 --> 01:22:58,137 in the dead of night, would extricate himself 1406 01:22:58,220 --> 01:23:01,977 from the safe confines of his flat and go to such extraordinary lengths 1407 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:06,013 to help some strange tramp... Sorry, homeless person. 1408 01:23:07,178 --> 01:23:09,477 A man whom he had never before met. 1409 01:23:10,845 --> 01:23:12,647 You can understand our concern, can't you? 1410 01:23:13,137 --> 01:23:16,970 - Sure, I can completely understand that. - Mm. Thank you. Um, because... 1411 01:23:17,053 --> 01:23:19,519 If you didn't know that I was once homeless myself. 1412 01:23:21,178 --> 01:23:23,016 - (MURMURING) - I'm... Sorry? 1413 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,273 Nearly a year on the streets. 1414 01:23:26,512 --> 01:23:27,686 That's why I did what I did. 1415 01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:32,978 Your Honour, this is a very sweet tale, and for all we know some of it may be true. 1416 01:23:33,595 --> 01:23:35,428 But as you yourself alluded to yesterday, 1417 01:23:35,512 --> 01:23:38,762 what this is not is documentary proof, the very kind of thing 1418 01:23:38,845 --> 01:23:40,599 - that this court demands. - FIFE: You mean this? 1419 01:23:41,303 --> 01:23:42,346 (MURMURING) 1420 01:23:42,845 --> 01:23:44,720 See, I had to drive myself to A and E. 1421 01:23:44,803 --> 01:23:46,356 I couldn't get the bloody nail out. 1422 01:23:47,053 --> 01:23:49,187 It had penetrated a tendon 1423 01:23:49,887 --> 01:23:53,561 and scraped what they call the proximal bone. 1424 01:23:53,928 --> 01:23:54,971 It was a mess. 1425 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:58,351 Uh, may I, Mr. Fife? 1426 01:24:01,053 --> 01:24:02,096 Thank you. 1427 01:24:06,012 --> 01:24:11,014 "For construction injury received whilst performing volunteer charity work." 1428 01:24:12,053 --> 01:24:15,846 Time-stamped 3:35 am, October 13th... 1429 01:24:17,428 --> 01:24:19,099 1999. 1430 01:24:20,178 --> 01:24:21,352 (MURMURING) 1431 01:24:22,428 --> 01:24:23,720 Nothing further, Your Honour. 1432 01:24:33,262 --> 01:24:34,304 (CLEARS THROAT) 1433 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:41,354 Consent was never given by any owner of the land... 1434 01:24:42,012 --> 01:24:46,516 And, Mr. Horner, though you exerted a great degree 1435 01:24:46,845 --> 01:24:50,270 of exclusive physical control over the land in question, 1436 01:24:50,970 --> 01:24:53,601 you had no legal title to it. 1437 01:24:56,845 --> 01:24:58,019 On the other hand, 1438 01:24:58,345 --> 01:25:04,022 while Mr. Fife's NHS document is scarcely proof positive, 1439 01:25:04,970 --> 01:25:09,853 it is, combined with his flavourful testimony, very convincing. 1440 01:25:10,762 --> 01:25:14,685 It is my opinion Mr. Fife was telling the truth. 1441 01:25:17,678 --> 01:25:18,721 Mr. Horner, 1442 01:25:19,012 --> 01:25:23,681 I am convinced that you meet the requirements for adverse possession. 1443 01:25:23,845 --> 01:25:24,888 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1444 01:25:27,553 --> 01:25:29,023 What? Sorry, excuse me. 1445 01:25:29,178 --> 01:25:31,181 Is... Is... Are you saying that I can stay? 1446 01:25:31,512 --> 01:25:33,183 Whether you stay or not is up to you. 1447 01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:38,431 This court is prepared to grant you absolute title to the land in question. 1448 01:25:39,095 --> 01:25:40,269 (CHEERING) 1449 01:25:43,345 --> 01:25:47,730 The Land Registry office will be notified that you are sole proprietor. 1450 01:25:49,012 --> 01:25:51,145 REPORTER: Donald, how do you think your life will change? 1451 01:25:51,970 --> 01:25:53,605 I've no intention of changing anything. 1452 01:25:54,053 --> 01:25:55,096 (REPORTERS CHEERING) 1453 01:26:09,345 --> 01:26:12,474 And that's Donald Horner, the overnight millionaire. 1454 01:26:12,845 --> 01:26:15,809 One can only wonder where he'll be celebrating tonight. 1455 01:26:17,678 --> 01:26:18,721 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1456 01:27:01,553 --> 01:27:03,142 EMILY: Donald, can we talk for a moment? 1457 01:27:03,803 --> 01:27:04,846 Uh-huh. 1458 01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:09,850 I'm not exactly clear about what our plans are. 1459 01:27:13,637 --> 01:27:14,679 For this evening? 1460 01:27:15,553 --> 01:27:16,596 No. 1461 01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:18,263 For us. 1462 01:27:22,428 --> 01:27:23,471 Are you not having fun? 1463 01:27:23,928 --> 01:27:27,223 Oh... Oh, I am. Oh, I really am. I mean, it's brilliant fun. 1464 01:27:27,970 --> 01:27:31,099 It's just that I'm not exactly getting any younger. 1465 01:27:31,678 --> 01:27:34,523 - You look great. - And at a certain point, I... 1466 01:27:35,012 --> 01:27:39,516 I did expect that we'd move on from these particular circumstances. 1467 01:27:40,928 --> 01:27:43,643 Well, maybe I should have been made aware of these expectations. 1468 01:27:44,137 --> 01:27:47,313 Well, maybe it wasn't clear to me until the hearing. 1469 01:27:51,303 --> 01:27:52,513 You see, a couple of days ago... 1470 01:27:54,512 --> 01:27:56,929 I received a certified letter from the bank. 1471 01:27:57,637 --> 01:27:58,679 And... 1472 01:27:59,095 --> 01:28:00,269 I'm out of tricks. 1473 01:28:01,678 --> 01:28:03,637 So if I don't sell my flat and sell it right away, 1474 01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:07,098 I can soon expect to be enjoying breakfast with the bailiff. 1475 01:28:07,470 --> 01:28:12,021 Okay, well, sell the flat, pay off what you owe and come and live here. 1476 01:28:13,970 --> 01:28:16,553 - Next chapter in the fairy tale. - But this isn't a fairy tale. 1477 01:28:17,928 --> 01:28:18,971 No. 1478 01:28:19,220 --> 01:28:21,353 This is real life, our life. 1479 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:23,846 We can't live here forever. 1480 01:28:25,053 --> 01:28:26,096 Listen to me. 1481 01:28:27,012 --> 01:28:28,683 Let's find a place of our own together. 1482 01:28:30,887 --> 01:28:31,929 With what? 1483 01:28:33,470 --> 01:28:34,513 Okay, so if... 1484 01:28:36,053 --> 01:28:38,428 I sell my place and everything's paid for, 1485 01:28:38,512 --> 01:28:41,553 I'll have enough money to settle, you know, somewhere. 1486 01:28:41,637 --> 01:28:43,556 Maybe a little place outside of London. 1487 01:28:45,012 --> 01:28:46,186 So you want me to sell up? 1488 01:28:48,345 --> 01:28:50,680 I don't want your money, Donald. I just want you. 1489 01:28:51,845 --> 01:28:54,263 When you told me you had problems, you didn't say it was this bad. 1490 01:28:55,345 --> 01:28:56,388 What are you implying? 1491 01:28:57,428 --> 01:28:58,554 That I planned the whole thing? 1492 01:28:58,845 --> 01:29:02,851 I'm not saying that, you know. I'm sure I started out as some noble charity case, 1493 01:29:03,137 --> 01:29:05,803 make you feel good with your friends, and then, who knows, 1494 01:29:05,887 --> 01:29:08,352 maybe you saw other possibilities. It's human nature, right? 1495 01:29:11,303 --> 01:29:13,141 You don't really believe that, do you? 1496 01:29:13,678 --> 01:29:14,769 I don't know what I believe. 1497 01:29:15,345 --> 01:29:16,731 All I know is I'm not going anywhere. 1498 01:29:17,178 --> 01:29:20,059 Well, we can't survive here, not in this, we can't. 1499 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:21,894 It never stops, does it? 1500 01:29:22,637 --> 01:29:24,887 The whole world wants me to change and now you too. 1501 01:29:24,970 --> 01:29:28,762 Oh, well, that's just perfect. Indignation, right? 1502 01:29:28,845 --> 01:29:31,720 Your one-size-fits-all answer for everything? 1503 01:29:31,803 --> 01:29:34,481 So, I'm supposed to lose everything to save you, is that it? 1504 01:29:34,637 --> 01:29:35,679 No. 1505 01:29:37,928 --> 01:29:41,022 You're supposed to gain everything by having me. 1506 01:29:42,303 --> 01:29:45,018 Please, I'm asking you, I'm begging you... 1507 01:29:46,512 --> 01:29:47,638 Sweep me off my feet. 1508 01:29:48,303 --> 01:29:50,188 Carry me away to a home of our own. 1509 01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,435 I have a home. 1510 01:29:55,262 --> 01:29:57,016 You have a prison here, Donald. 1511 01:29:57,845 --> 01:30:00,014 When are you gonna stop punishing yourself? 1512 01:30:03,428 --> 01:30:04,638 I think you should go. 1513 01:30:08,095 --> 01:30:10,015 Please don't do this. Please. 1514 01:30:12,345 --> 01:30:13,519 I think you should go. 1515 01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:18,054 (SNIFFLES) 1516 01:30:36,137 --> 01:30:37,179 (SOBS) 1517 01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:48,688 MAN: Now we come to lot 52. 1518 01:30:49,428 --> 01:30:52,806 This is a 1934 Barr and Stroud hunting binoculars. 1519 01:30:53,303 --> 01:30:55,602 They're a much-loved family heirloom. 1520 01:30:55,803 --> 01:30:58,470 Now, who can start me at �200? 1521 01:30:58,553 --> 01:31:00,556 Thank you, madam. 225. 1522 01:31:01,137 --> 01:31:02,891 Two hundred and twenty five. 250. 1523 01:31:03,428 --> 01:31:04,981 Thank you, sir. 250. 1524 01:31:05,262 --> 01:31:08,805 275. Thank you, madam. 275. 1525 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:23,763 (SIGHS) 1526 01:31:36,428 --> 01:31:38,431 - Hi. - Oh. 1527 01:31:40,137 --> 01:31:41,179 I think that's everything I owe you. 1528 01:31:48,178 --> 01:31:49,352 Oh, I see. 1529 01:31:51,928 --> 01:31:54,725 And I have to just forgive you now, I suppose. 1530 01:31:55,137 --> 01:31:57,815 No, you're not supposed to do anything except take the cheque. 1531 01:31:59,928 --> 01:32:01,931 Rory would kill me if he knew I was even talking to you. 1532 01:32:02,303 --> 01:32:05,349 Well, maybe you might wanna apply some of that money to counselling. 1533 01:32:06,887 --> 01:32:08,724 - I'm sorry? - No, I'm just saying. 1534 01:32:09,512 --> 01:32:13,470 It sounds really unhealthy, living under someone's thumb like that. 1535 01:32:14,053 --> 01:32:15,263 - (GASPS) - (CLOCK CHIMES) 1536 01:32:17,178 --> 01:32:21,178 And what's little Emily doing, just packing up and then running away? 1537 01:32:21,262 --> 01:32:22,933 I mean, that's what you're choosing to do? 1538 01:32:23,095 --> 01:32:25,137 You could say that or you could also say 1539 01:32:25,220 --> 01:32:27,898 that I'm choosing to no longer live a lie, and you might wanna try it. 1540 01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:31,595 Come along, Emily. Let's stop this, please. 1541 01:32:31,678 --> 01:32:34,973 I... I miss my friend. So, truce? 1542 01:32:36,887 --> 01:32:39,648 We were never really friends, Fiona, were we? 1543 01:32:40,762 --> 01:32:44,898 I mean, I was just your project. I was your quirky American project. Yeah. 1544 01:32:47,137 --> 01:32:48,179 (CHUCKLES) 1545 01:32:49,803 --> 01:32:51,771 How are you gonna even manage on your own? 1546 01:32:52,637 --> 01:32:56,264 Oh, I have absolutely no idea, none, but I can't wait to find out. 1547 01:32:59,345 --> 01:33:00,388 Yeah. 1548 01:33:02,678 --> 01:33:04,930 Will you tell me one thing, Fiona? 1549 01:33:07,595 --> 01:33:10,605 Did you know Charles was having an affair? 1550 01:33:16,928 --> 01:33:17,971 Right. 1551 01:33:18,553 --> 01:33:20,308 Well, I gotta go. 1552 01:33:21,095 --> 01:33:22,138 Oh, Emily, Emily. 1553 01:33:24,387 --> 01:33:25,429 Yes? 1554 01:33:26,887 --> 01:33:28,641 You're a lot braver than me. 1555 01:33:29,262 --> 01:33:30,304 Oh... 1556 01:33:31,512 --> 01:33:32,554 I doubt it. 1557 01:33:39,137 --> 01:33:40,476 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1558 01:33:46,012 --> 01:33:47,053 Sorry. 1559 01:33:47,137 --> 01:33:48,974 - Sorry, I'm late. - EMILY: Oh, no. No. 1560 01:33:49,595 --> 01:33:50,638 Oh. 1561 01:33:51,387 --> 01:33:52,428 Oh, gosh. 1562 01:33:52,512 --> 01:33:53,721 - Ready? - Oh... Uh-huh. 1563 01:34:21,178 --> 01:34:22,304 (PAGES TURNING) 1564 01:34:24,512 --> 01:34:25,554 (SIGHS) 1565 01:34:50,637 --> 01:34:51,763 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1566 01:35:06,845 --> 01:35:07,888 (CLUCKING) 1567 01:35:35,470 --> 01:35:37,553 ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) The Eiffel Tower was lit in green last night 1568 01:35:37,637 --> 01:35:40,481 to mark the one-year anniversary of the Paris Climate Accord. 1569 01:35:41,137 --> 01:35:44,720 And finally, in other news, Donald Horner, a homeless millionaire, 1570 01:35:44,803 --> 01:35:48,596 otherwise known as Donald Tramp, appears to have sold his Hampstead Heath property, 1571 01:35:48,970 --> 01:35:51,020 a shack worth close to �4,000,000. 1572 01:35:51,470 --> 01:35:53,354 It's all about the location, as they say. 1573 01:35:54,387 --> 01:35:57,314 Horner reportedly left the country with a woman 20 years his junior 1574 01:35:57,595 --> 01:35:59,100 and headed off to the South of France. 1575 01:35:59,803 --> 01:36:01,392 Onto the weather. Look out for... 1576 01:36:12,803 --> 01:36:13,846 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 1577 01:36:17,803 --> 01:36:19,474 - (CHICKEN SQUAWKS) - (LAUGHS) 1578 01:36:24,178 --> 01:36:26,644 Do you mind? Do you mind, you? 1579 01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:28,643 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 1580 01:36:33,678 --> 01:36:34,804 (BOAT HORN HONKS) 1581 01:36:35,428 --> 01:36:37,645 - (CHICKEN CLUCKS) - No! Claude, come here. 1582 01:36:38,303 --> 01:36:40,303 It's okay. No, no, no. No, no, no. 1583 01:36:40,387 --> 01:36:42,306 Claude, please stop. 1584 01:36:42,637 --> 01:36:44,225 Stop it, Claude! Stop, stop! 1585 01:36:44,345 --> 01:36:45,388 Claude! 1586 01:36:46,303 --> 01:36:47,346 Come here. No. 1587 01:36:47,928 --> 01:36:49,220 Claude, Claude. 1588 01:36:57,053 --> 01:36:58,179 This yours? 1589 01:37:00,262 --> 01:37:02,220 Just... Thank you. 1590 01:37:02,303 --> 01:37:04,188 Emily. Emily, hold on. 1591 01:37:08,095 --> 01:37:10,940 I thought you were in France with some sort of woman. 1592 01:37:11,553 --> 01:37:14,637 Well, I... I might have been, but, then again, 1593 01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:18,053 maybe somebody just planted a rumour to get the media off his trail. 1594 01:37:18,137 --> 01:37:19,606 Maybe... Maybe that's what happened. 1595 01:37:23,970 --> 01:37:26,639 - So you didn't sell? - More like a swap. 1596 01:37:27,345 --> 01:37:30,309 I gave the land back to the Heath. They gave me that old barge. 1597 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:33,188 The Heath grows, the people win, everyone's happy. 1598 01:37:34,262 --> 01:37:35,304 Even you. 1599 01:37:36,512 --> 01:37:37,554 Even me. 1600 01:37:39,970 --> 01:37:41,641 (LAUGHS) Oh, no. Oh, no. 1601 01:37:42,637 --> 01:37:43,976 That's your shack, isn't it? 1602 01:37:44,928 --> 01:37:46,138 Told you I'd never leave it. 1603 01:37:48,095 --> 01:37:49,304 Why are you here? 1604 01:37:51,262 --> 01:37:52,553 I forgot to tell you something. 1605 01:37:54,470 --> 01:37:55,561 I love you. 1606 01:37:59,137 --> 01:38:00,179 Why'd you let me go? 1607 01:38:01,137 --> 01:38:04,147 Emily, that's the question I've been asking myself every day since you left. 1608 01:38:07,137 --> 01:38:08,311 (CHUCKLES) 1609 01:38:14,095 --> 01:38:15,304 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 1610 01:38:17,762 --> 01:38:22,266 - DONALD: Nice little shack you've got there. - EMILY: It's not a shack. It's a cottage. 1611 01:38:22,678 --> 01:38:24,728 - EMILY: Now, this is a shack. - DONALD: That's true. 1612 01:38:25,595 --> 01:38:26,981 It's a fine home. You'll love it. 1613 01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:29,887 Excuse me, but I have a home 1614 01:38:29,970 --> 01:38:33,313 and one that has a tendency to stay in one location. 1615 01:38:34,220 --> 01:38:37,479 Did you really come all the way out here to have the same old argument? 1616 01:38:39,595 --> 01:38:40,638 I did, yeah. 1617 01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:43,263 Good. 1618 01:38:46,053 --> 01:38:48,980 DONALD: You know that chicken? Did you call that Claude? 1619 01:38:49,095 --> 01:38:50,648 EMILY: Why, I did. I called him Claude. 1620 01:38:51,470 --> 01:38:53,141 DONALD: It's a hen. It's a she. 1621 01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:56,312 - EMILY: It's a she? - DONALD: Claudette. 1622 01:38:57,053 --> 01:38:58,393 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 119136