All language subtitles for Capture Kill Release

911, what's your emergency?

What's your emergency, sir?

Okay, what's the address?

Sir, sir, what address?

20 south brook road.

I'm sending an ambulance
right now.

Tell us what happened?

Sir?

Ah.

How do you work?

Earthquake!

Reaction shot.

Farhang is going to kill me
when he sees your price tag.

Look who's home.

Hey, honey.

Hi, how are you?

Look what I got.

- You bought that?
- Look what I got.

Hold on a sec, wait, wait.
Say hello again.

- Hello.
- Say it again.

Hello, hello.

Say it one more time.

- Hey.
- My mic's working.

That's a cool thing.

- Isn't it beautiful?
- You got that today?

Do I just talk into the...
Can I come in?

Yeah, come in, come in.

The camera's not here.

Just pretend
the camera's not here.

- Pretend it's... okay.
- Yeah, pretend it's not there.

- Yeah, you wanna see it?
- Yeah

you gonna come get it?

You're gonna fall
and you're going to break

your brand new camera
that you just bought.

No, no, no!
You're gonna break it.

Don't wrestle for it!
What are you doing?

Up in your grill.

Whatcha doing?

Reading.

Show us some skin.

Okay, okay, come on.

Do you have to be
filming me reading?

I'm filming everything.

It's really weird having
that thing in my face.

Really?

You don't like it?

You don't like having
it up in your face?

Farhang, you're gonna break it.
No!

How do you like it, huh?

Do I look okay?

You look great.

Mm-hm?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow, you really like this
whole directorial role.

Yeah. Oh my god, yes.
Yes I do.

So we have to
film everything, right?

Everything.

- Mm-hm?
- Mm-hm.

Hold on a sec, get a high angle.
Look.

What do you think?

I think I really
like this camera.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Could you give me a massage?

Yes, I can.

Yeah.

Here, let me put this down.

Baby.

Baby.

Mm-hm.

You asleep?

Mm-hm.

Welcome to blue balls,
the movie.

A table saw, really?

But it's more efficient, right?

We don't have to use man power.

- It's not wide enough.
- - Oh, to go-- yeah, okay.

Well there's a huge one there.

Jesus.

Look at the teeth on it.
Look at the teeth.

I feel like I'm in a video game.

- Pew pew pew.
- Okay.

It's actually
not even that heavy.

I could do this.

Safety orange
seems a little ironic.

What about this?
It's like a lobotomy.

You have hold things
like not an insane person.

Do you think this would
work for like fingerprints?

Bleach.

We're going to have to
clean up the body

and disinfect it and everything
anyways, so like...

- Shh, baby.
- What? What?

Oh, we need a caulking gun.

A caulking gun?

- Yes.
- What for?

For the windows.
I just thought...

For the windows?

Yeah, in the den
and also in the...

Okay, give me the camera.

So what do we need next
that isn't a caulking gun?

We need a tarp.

Some caulking.

Go, baby, go.

So what's the next thing
we need?

Uh...

Hmm?

Oh, here.

Tarp, rags, stuff.

We should probably
get some rags.

Rat poison, would that
be enough do you think?

Are you sure we should get two?

Unless, do you want to
do all the digging?

Do you want to do
all the digging?

Yeah... okay.

All right.

Can I just take the camera
and you take the lead again?

Yes, yes, babe.

You know what?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You did good.
You did really good.

We can get the caulking gun,
okay?

Okay.

- I like the weight.
- Yeah.

Have you ever even
held an ax before?

I think it looks like I have,
don't you?

It might be
a little bit small maybe.

- What's the size on this?
- Baby, put that down.

I'm just playing around,
nobody's going to be, oh my god.

Whatever, we're getting it

Look who's studying.

- Mm-hm.
- Hey, babe.

So I understand
the medical books
to a certain extent.

I think it's overkill.

But this print out...

You'd be amazed
at the resources out there.

So many people think about this.

This is really fucked up.

This is like
from the deep dark...

Are you calling me fucked up

because I'm doing my research?

No, but this is fucked up.

Pull out the teeth
and smash them.

Babe, we need the information.

We can't go into this
completely blind.

You can kill someone
with your bare hands.

They make guns.

If a gun is too noisy
then you can use a bat.

- You hit them in the face.
- Also, blood everywhere.

Just everywhere.

It's really easy.

You just, you kill them
with any of the ways

that I just said
and then you chop them up

and then you're done.
How would you?

Okay, take the camera.
Sit down.

I'm going to sit.

We'd have to
knock them out first,
obviously right?

Something to make them sleep
and then I'd take them
down to the basement

because it's quiet
and there's no windows.

You tie them up down
there while he's sleeping,

but then you have to wait for
him to wake up first, right.

This is key.

I'd probably throttle him
somehow.

Like take a rope
or a belt because

it's quiet and it's quick
and you can really, like,
feel them move.

Like you feel them move.

You can probably even hear
them fight for the breath.

Oh, god.

Okay.

You can take them in the bathtub

and you'd drain them out.

So you'd probably start
by slitting his throat

and let that bleed out
a little bit.

After you drain them out,

then you'd have to chop
them up into little pieces

with a power saw.

A quick one.

Like a saber saw?

Yes, whatever that is.

Yeah, you have to chop them up.

It would go right through
like butter,

like something with some
serious power behind it.

The hands, you have to get
rid of the fingerprints,

so you could either
chop that up with razors

or you could blow torch it,
melt it off.

I think that's the most
efficient way to do it.

Oh the head, the head,
the teeth,

we'd have to get a pair
of pliers and rip

the teeth out because
they can identify you

from your dentals so you just.

You would need to wrap the
pieces up individually, yeah?

Mm-hm.

And you put them
in garbage bags.

And we would leave them
in the freezer,

because you know,
we don't want it to stink.

And then,
we put him in garbage bags,

put him in the car,
take him out somewhere quiet

and secluded, bury the pieces

and he never comes back.

What do you think?

You know it could really
be anybody.

How about those bros?
Let's go kill those bros.

They're like that's hot, bro,

let's like go get some slushies.

Fuck some bitches.

If I were to kill anybody,

it would probably be my boss.

Or the fucking it guy that
doesn't know how to say my name.

The guy, what did he call you?

- Uh, Jorge, that was it.
- Yeah.

- Fucking Jorge.
Let's kill Jorge.
- Way off!

No, that's a little too close,
love, it has to be random.

It can't be somebody
that either of us knows.

Look at them.

It's like a buffet.

It's like pick you
lobster out of the tank.

What about that girl
right there?

No, she looks a bit young.

I think it's pretty safe
to rule out kids.

- Yeah.
- No children.

I'm not a child killer.

Yeah. I mean we could go
for teenagers

because everybody
hates teenagers.

There's gotta be at least
one person who would

thank us for killing
any given teenager.

But you never know,
they could always get better.

I would rather
it not be a woman.

Why not?

they're going to think
it's like some weird

like rapey sex thing.

Just because you kill a woman
doesn't mean you raped her.

Tell that to
every other serial killer.

They test a woman to
see if she was raped.

Yeah, but they would immediately
assume that I was...

Why would they assume that?
We're not going to get caught.

You have completely the
wrong mentality with this.

You're talking like
we're going to get caught

and it'll be less bad
as opposed to

if we do it properly
and never get caught at all.

I'm just
talking in hypotheticals.

I would say no pregnant women
for sure.

Maybe not old people.

Like old within reason.
Let's say like...

I don't know...
20 to 50.

No handicaps, I think.
Nobody that's handicapped.

I just want to be
completely sure

that they are 100% aware
of what is going on

and what's happening to them
as it happens, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, they have to know.

And I can't guarantee
that if it's someone

that's mentally handicapped and

that's not me
holding anything against

that group,
it's just my not knowing.

It defeats the purpose
of why I'm doing this,

why we're doing this,
if we don't know.

What about
physically handicapped?

No. Really?

Cripples?
What's wrong with you, farhang?

Like, their life is bad enough.

Well, I think we need to
establish some ground rules.

And I think
we've established a few.

All right, so what else
are your ground rules?

Uh, no gay guys.

What?

Seriously?

Farhang, I did not think
you were like that.

No, what I'm saying
is not to kill anybody

that's homosexual.

Why would you think that?

Because then
it looks like a hate crime.

Nobody that's a minority.

Because then again,
it's like a hate crime.

Farhang, you're a minority.

You have been homophobic,
racist and sexist.

By saying that I don't
want to kill gay people

minorities and women?

I think it should be
equal murder opportunity

for everyone.

I'm giving them
life opportunities.

Just live and flourish.

Farhang, I need your help
with something.

I need your help.
Can you come with me please?

Yes, yes, there's
just a thing in the basement,

it's not fitting
and I need assistance.

No, it can't.
Come, it's gotta be now.

- Okay.
- We're going, come on.

Yes, into the bathroom.

Come here.

I don't think it's big enough.

- Seriously.
- Big enough for what?

It's not going to
fit a whole body in there.

Bathtubs are made
to fit a whole body.

That's like the whole
purpose of a bathtub.

Get in the tub?

Yeah, yeah.

It might be wet.

No, lie down.
Lie down, lie down.

Lie down?

Yeah, lie down.

We need to see if you fit.

It's totally wet.

Quit your bitching.

My socks are going to be wet.

Lie down, like a body.

Like a dead body?

Yeah, like a dead body.

If he's bigger, look, okay,

here give me the camera.

Babe, I think we might need
to buy another tub.

No, no, come here.

Get on your knees.

Seriously?

Just get on your knees.

You want me to get down
on my knees?

Yes.

Okay. So, check it out.

So we drain body
part by body part.

All right?

We take the forearm and
we make an incision up...

...along like the major arteries
and we drain it into the tub.

Then we grab the neck...

Then we can drain it
in this way, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Right?

And then, here...

So put the other arm up and
then we drain that arm, okay?

And then we can cut
along the sides

along the major arteries,
where the organs are.

Yeah.

I have to fuck.

Fuck.

Bend over.

Oh, these are dirty.

Where did all the squirrels go?

Nice camera.

Oh, thanks.
How's it going, man?

Pretty good.

Is it okay if I film you?

Yeah, sure, are you a
photographer or something?

Budding director, I think.

Budding director, eh?

What's your name?

Oh, Gary.

- I'm Jen.
- Jen.

Nice to meet you.

Jen the director.

Where do I fit
into this movie of yours?

- I'm not sure yet.
- Need a hero?

What?

Need a hero?

I do.

With me as your lead,
you know,

I'm willing to go
anywhere and do anything.

You don't have to pay
me millions of dollars.

So less of an investment.

Got an open schedule.

Ah, you're really
selling me on this, Gary.

If you're going
to be a big star, Gary,

I need to get
a full shot of you.

- Come here.
- Uh, sure.

Can I stand you up?

My god, you are tall.

Look at you.

Work that camera.

You look fantastic.

Pose it-
oh, sorry, man.

Oh, you've got to be
fucking kidding me.

- Sorry.
- Unbelievable.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

Are you okay?

Come on. Fuck.

Just... watch it will you?

If you weren't backing up.

She didn't mean nothing by it.

Buddy, look, just hands off,
okay?

Hey, he was just
trying to help me, man. Relax.

Look, if you didn't back up
and bump into me--
is that thing on?

Get it out of my face.

Okay, it's off.

I'm filming Gary.

Fine, keep filming Gary.

He's more interesting anyway.

Fucking bitch.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry, can I get that one
more time on camera, please?

Look, I already told you,
get that out of my face.

Back off.

What are you gonna do about it?
- This is un-fucking-believable.

Get that shit out of my face
and take off.

Touch my fucking camera
and I will kill you.

- Oh, really?
- You know what?
This is perfect,

'cause my movie needs
a fucking villain,

You're going to be a famous
director or something, right?

Great, great.
- You know what, buddy--

good luck with that.
Good luck with that.

- You'll get yours!
- Yeah.

Keep walking!

Yeah, see ya, you slut.

Bye!

Fuckin'...

You... are a piece of work.

Can you believe that guy, Gary?

Can't all be winners.

- You know what?
- Huh?

Here.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Grab something warm
for dinner tonight.

Jen, the director, right?

All right, well--

- Gary, my star.
- God bless, eh?

Yeah, take care, man.

Yes! Oh, god.

And thus exitus our villain.

How the other half lives.

Shit, there's a Mrs. douchebag.

What kind of woman
marries a guy like that?

Fuckin' cunt.

Hey! Farhang!

Hello! Farhang?

What?

Farhang, for god's sake.

Hi!
- Hey!

- Hi.
- How you doin'?

Not--

why is there meat--
- what?

Why is there meat
in the bathtub?

You know, I figured
if we're going to do the body
in here, right?

So this way we can practice...

...and, you know,
work out all the logistics.

- Practice. Okay.
- This thing is amazing.

How was your day?

Can you turn that off, please?

Yeah, sure.
What's up?

I just got
fucking yelled at

by this asshole
in the street.

Yeah, I was filming
this really nice guy

and I accidentally
backed into him.

He called me, like--
he called me a fucking cunt.

- What?
- Yeah, I know!

Don't worry.
We'll just-we'll cut him up

with this awesome new saber saw
that I just got.

Huh? Huh?

- I see-i see the new...
- 42% off!

I found a knick on the box.

You wouldn't even
believe this guy.

Nobody would miss him,
he's just such a piece of shit.

You know.
- Yeah?

Yeah, man, it's just like--

he just wouldn't
leave it alone.

Sounds like an asshole!

- Hey, babe.
- Got the tarp...

...and I also got a surprise.

Sweet! Sweet.

Shall we, uh,
roll it out?

- Sure.
- Cool, okay.

Document the whole process.

Just, like, right here?

Here, just roll it my way.

Perfect.

This really folds out well, eh?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Why do we need a tarp?

Well, 'cause bodies
are messy, love.

Yeah, but I thought
we were going to, like,
minimize the spillage.

Yeah, but I mean,
for safety's sake.

You don't want DNA
on the floor, you know, like,

they can find
that shit even if you clean it,

and dead bodies shit,
obviously.

- Ew!
- So, yeah.

Yeah, and I don't--
yeah.

- For real? Like, actually?
- Yeah.

So what was the other thing
you got?

Oh, I got...

...some handcuffs
so we can...

...restrain the body.

These are a little light, babe.
Where'd you--

- Hm?
- They're a little light.

I got-i got them
from the sex shop.

You got them
from a fucking sex shop?

Farhang, these are designed
to be able to get out of.

I can get out of these
in like five seconds.

Yeah, they're in front
of you, though.

If they were behind your back,
you wouldn't...

...be able to see how they work.

Right you are.

Let's test that theory,
shall we?

Can I have the camera, please?

You're very right.
They were in front of my body.

So if you put them... behind.
- Ooh, ah, fuck!

Baby Jesus!
- How's that work?

Are they tight enough?
Tight?

- That's really fuckin' tight.
- Yeah?

Down you go. Down.
- Ah!

Jesus!

Baby, that actually
really fuckin' hurts!

- Yeah?
- Yes.

- All right, better?
- Ah!

- Hmm?
- Fuck.

Over you go!

Does it hurt to lie on them?

They're behind
your back, though.
- Yeah.

- Can you get out of 'em?
- No, I can't.

- No, you can't get out of 'em?
- Please. Please.

What? They're not supposed
to be comfortable.

Please, just--
please, can you just--

get out of them!

Okay, just get out of them.

You've proved your point.
They really fuckin' hurt.

Can you just get them
off me, please?

- Roll over.
- Fuck.

I'm going to leave you alone
with my camera

and these handcuffs
and whenever you're out of them

you can come up.

Turn it off
when you're done, please.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Hi, guys!

Hey, mommy.
How are you?

Good!

- Hey, mom.
- Hi!

- How's it going?
- How are you?

I can't-i can't--

How's it going?
What's new?

Oh, not much.

Sit with mommy.

Ugh!

It's good to see ya!
- Nice to see you, too.

We're making a movie.
- What's with this?

- It's new.
- Well, why did you buy that?

There's one downstairs
you could have had.

That one is new and shiny,
but...

Oh, like, the old one.

Do you still have
any of the tapes?

I wonder what's down there.
I wanna go--

can I go through the box
at some point?

- Sure.
- I wanna go through the box
and see what's in there.

Okay, why are you filming this?

We're sort of documenting
everything, actually.

We took it-we took it
to the hardware store with us,

I take it out on walks,

I've taken it driving.

- Documentary?
- Yeah, exactly.

A documentary.
- Uh-huh.

Do you-do you still have
those tapes

that she would-she would make
when she was younger?

I've got some of 'em. Yeah.

Yeah? I'd love to see--

like, what kind of stuff
did she film?

What did she...

What did she film?

Stuff like what
you're doing now.

Sticking a camera
in everybody's face
and bugging them.

Yeah.

There's this one time, like,
when I was a little kid.

I didn't believe that cats
always landed on their feet.

And I might have filmed this.
It might be
on one of the tapes.

Where I didn't believe that
cats always land on their feet,

so I took Toto up
to the top of the stairs

and held him, like, on his back
and dropped him.

Like, not down the stairs,
like, down on the landing

to see if he would land
on his feet,
and I might have filmed that.

Sarah got really mad
when I did it to the other-
to her cat, though.

- I'll bet she was.
- He was fine.

Nothing happened.
He didn't die or anything.

But he did land on his feet.

They do, they twist
very quickly.

Although you do hit--
there is a terminal velocity
of cats.

from, like, statistics of cats
falling out of high rises.

Below something, like,
the sixth or the seventh floor,

they can-they turn
and they can land.

From, like, the sixth to, like,
the 15th floor, they die,

and above that, they usually-
they land on their feet,

and if they don't, like,
break all of their legs,

they actually hit
a terminal velocity,

can figure
how fast they're going

and right themselves
so they can land.

So, like, if you live in an
apartment building between s-

like, on the floor between six
and 15, your cats are goners,

but if you're below or above,
you're good.

Hi, Jen.

Jennifer Leigh.
Hi.

Say something intelligent,
Jennifer.

Okay, she most certainly has.

Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh!

Yum, yum.

Yum!

Hello.

Welcome to the future.

Space technology...

...has allowed us...

...to voyage beyond our star.

This is so cool.

This is amazing.

Oh, it sucks.

This thing weighs like--

it's like two dead babies...
In weight.

This camera
is the coolest horrible thing.

It's-it's huge.

Yeah, it's amazing.

What are you doin'?

Nothing, just going through
some old movies I...

...i made.

I don't even remember this one.

You made all of these?

Most of them, yeah.

I mean some of them are just-
are, like, film off-

like, filmed movies
off TV, but...

...most of them are mine.

That's awesome.

This is what I wanted
to do with my life.

I wanted to make movies.

But we're making this one now,
right?

So, it's okay.

Come on, let's go for a walk,
film some stuff.

I'm bringing this camera.

You know what? Fine.
We can take it with us,

as long as you don't
forget the real camera.

And you can play
with that piece of crap

while I continue with...
Our movie.

- Perfect.
- Yep.

I'll shoot a better movie
with this.

Those can stay there
and never see
the light of day again.

I don't--

I just don't get why,
like, this guy specifically.

Like, why do we have to
follow this guy?

Well, for one,
he called me a cunt.

Thanks for the loyalty.

Well yeah, but is that
a reason to kill somebody?

Like, if somebody
called me an asshole,

you would kill them?
- Yes!

Hell yes, I would. Yeah!
- Are you kidding me?

Can we just write him off
as an asshole

and then go home?

Tandem bike.

You know what sucks
about stakeouts?

Hmm?

The whole... stake out part.

It seems so much shorter
in movies,

but they're always tired,
and I guess-

It's because
they cut it together.

They only keep
the interesting bits, love.

In our movie, like,
when this is all done

and we're making up our movie
and putting it together, like,

this stuff-
this isn't going to be in it.

There's only going to be
the interesting parts.

Like, what you're--
this bullshit
that you're saying right now,

thank god, will never
see the light of day.

I don't think what I say
is bullshit.

What if he has guests?

And we're just...
Outside his house.

They just come out like,
"okay, bye.

Thanks for having us.

Whoa, what are
these strangers doing?"

Wait, shh. Look, look, look.

Farhang, look, look.
There he is.

Oh, shit.

Oh! Are they fighting?

Doesn't he look
like a complete asshole?

Farhang, I want you
to follow him.

- What?
- Follow him!

Baby-- oh, my god.

- Go, go, go. Drive, go, drive!
- Are you kidding me?

- Farhang, drive! Go, please!
- Seriously?

We're gonna lose him!

It's exciting now, isn't it?

It's way more illegal.
I don't know why we're follow--

where are we going?
- We're following him.

We don't know
where we're going.

We're going where he's going.

I just wanna know
more about him.

Like, who is this person?

Aren't you not supposed to,
like, make it person?

Like, the less you know...

Maybe, but I'm curious.

And this guy's a piece of shit,
i want to see how deep
that goes.

He's stopping!

Uh... what should I do?
What should I do?

Just go ahead, drive ahead.
Drive ahead, drive ahead.

- He's gonna see us.
- No he's not.

He's not even looking.
Pull up here.

Where is he going?

This is not your house, mister.

Could be anybody's house.

Visiting a friend.

I don't think
this guy has friends.

Look at her.

Yeah, farhang,
he's visiting a friend.

He fucking called me a slut,
he has a fucking slut.

We should get out of here.
Like, this is not--

Love, come on,
he has a mistress.

It couldn't get any better.

That's not any of our business.
We could, like--

I don't give a fuck
about this guy.

I don't care what he does.
We should get out of here.

He's going to fucking
look at us.

Okay, okay, all right, go.
Let's go.

Bye, bye, asshole!
We'll be back.

Oh, god, he's perfect!
He's perfect!

So, I think we've got
everything that we need, right?

We know where he lives,

and we know
what his routine is,

and-and, oh,
if he goes missing,

there's-there's motive.

Oh god, this could not
get any better!

I'm so glad,

mcdouche turned out to be
what I thought he was.

I just-i don't know.

He's perfect.

Jen, you're making this
so personal.

- No, I'm not.
- You said...

...that it should
not be personal
because that's traceable

and now you're
making it personal.

I'm pointing out what an
obvious piece of shit he is.

I'm not debating whether
or not he's an asshole.

You're just making it personal

by observing
his asshole behavior

and having an opinion about it.

You know what?
Fine, fine.

If we kill somebody else,
it's fuckin' on you.

It's on you.

Farhang, wake up.

Farhang, wake up.

Hello, wake up!

What's wrong?
You okay?

- Good. You're awake.
- Ow.

- Are you listening?
- Are you filming right now?

Yes, I'm filming.

When is this gonna happen?

Soon, baby, soon.

- Keep your eyes open.
Look at me.
- Okay, okay, okay.

- Are you serious about this?
- Yes, I'm serious about this.

- Do you promise?
- Yes, I am.

It's just not the time
to talk right now.

No, now is exactly the time.
Okay? No we're...

Get out of bed.
I gotta show you something.

Get out, get out,
get out of bed.

Go! Get out of bed!

You think I'm joking?! Go!

Get out of bed! Go!

So, what're we-
what are we doing?

Where are we going?

Shh. Keep your voice down.

We're here.

I know you live
around here somewhere.

I know he's around here.

Can we just do this tomorrow?

Which house is your house?

Come on, come on.
- I don't know
what I'm coming on to.

What're we doing?

Can you tell me
what's going on?

No, you'll know him
when you see him.

You'll see.

Babe, I think I saw him.
I think he's down there.

I found you.
Come on, buddy.

I know he's back here.
- Okay, baby, baby--

Shh. Shh. Come on.

We're gonna get caught.

We're not gonna get caught.

Shh, shh, shh.

I know
he's back here somewhere.

Go on, go on.

Shh.

It's just a motion sensor.
Calm down.

He's around here.

I saw him, I saw him,
i saw him, I see him,

farhang, take the camera.
Take it, take it, take it.

Come here, kitty.

Come here.

Baby.

Got you.

Okay, what the fuck?

Have you seen my friend?

Hello, buddy.

Okay, what the fuck?

Okay, okay, baby, we gotta-

okay, okay, let's go.

Can you put him back please?

What the fuck?
- Come on, baby.

Isn't he sweet?

You are just the cutest.

Come on.
- Baby, okay...

I think we should-i think we
should take the cat back, baby.

No, the cat's not coming back.

Kitty's gonna go
for a little swim.

Um... what's that
supposed to mean?

Could you do me a favor
and fill up the sink, please?

Baby... can...

Can we please
take the cat back now?

I don't want to be a catnapper.

He's just a cat.

You're just a cat.

Yeah, someone else's cat.

They're going to be concerned
when they notice
that their cat is gone.

Farhang,
it's just a fucking cat.

If you can't do this
with a cat,

how are you gonna do it
with a person?

Could you please do me a favor
and fill up the sink?

Yes, we're gonna--
do you like water?

Oh my god, fuck.

We'll name you Davy Jones.

Oh, look how sweet he is.

Baby.

- Ooh.
- Baby.

Listen, you've proved
your point, okay?

Just... just...

Relax, farhang,
it's not even a big deal.

It's not even a big deal.

Bye-bye.
- Baby.

The kitty is saying goodbye.

Look, look, he likes it.
He's looking right at it.

Jen, Jen, please, Jen.

Babe, could you do me a favor
and get me a bag?

Please? Like a garbage bag?
Something plastic.

Are you...

Are you serious?
Can we--

yes, I'm serious.
Can you please just go
get a bag?

My arms are full right now.

Baby...

My arms are full
with Davy Jones.

Jen. Jen, please.

Jen, can we please just--

farhang, could you go
fucking do it, please?

Okay...

Okay.

You've proved your point.
Okay?

Can we just--

Jen! Jen!
Jen, what the f--

- Shit!
- Jen!

What are you fucking doing
with the fucking sink?!

Get the cat out!

Stop! Stop!

Stop right--

stop!

Stop! Stop, baby!

Shut up, farhang.
Shut up or I'm gonna fucking
make you do this!

- Stop, please.
- Do you wanna fucking do this?

Can you, please--
how can--

- shh, shh, shh.
- Stop!

- Shh.
- Baby...

Baby...

Baby...

Oh, my fucking god.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck, Jen!

Fucking cat tore me to shit.

Fuck me. Ow.

He wanted to go swimming!

Oh, my god.

Oh, baby, was that hard?

Don't be such a baby.
It's going to be a lot easier
with a person.

Don't worry.

Can you do me a big favor
and clean this up?

I'm really tired
and I want to go to bed, okay?

Just put him
in a dry garbage bag,

and we can drop him off--

put him in the freezer
and we can drop it off

at a park tomorrow,
or something.

Okay?

Morning.

Mornin'!

How's it goin'?

- It's going well.
- Ooh, you're looking
good today.

Yeah, I have like a...

...like a year-end review
kind of thing.

Oh babe, you're gonna kill it.
You look fantastic.

I like the tie combo.
- Thank you.

Are you not
goin' into work today?

Oh, I'm-I'm playing hooky.

Are-are you okay?

You seem a little bit...
Upset about last night.

- No, no.
- You sure?

No, it's fine.

It's fine.

I should probably get goin'.

Yeah. Come here.
Gimme a kiss!

You'll be great.
You'll be great today.

I believe in you.

And I have a busy day, too.

Shh.

He should be...
Somewhere around... here.

Ah, there he is.

Hey, Gary.

- Oh, hey!
- What's goin' on?

Not a whole lot.
You, uh--

you remembered me!

Of course, I remember you.

It's uh...
Jen the director lady, right?

- Yeah, sure is.
- How's your movie comin'?

The big picture.

It's really comin' along.

You know what, actually,
i think it's almost done.

So, I had this idea...

...and feel free
to say no if you want,

but I was wondering
if you would

grace us with your presence
for dinner tonight.

- Uh.
- At my house.

- Yeah, sure, sure.
- Yeah?

- Yeah!
- Oh, great!
I'm so excited!

I'm really glad.
Does tonight work for you?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I'm parked around the corner.
Let's go.

- Right now?
- Yeah, right now.

I gotta
get my things together...

- Of course, of course.
- ...And tidy up the place.

Lock the door
before we leave.

Yeah, yeah, you don't wanna
get your stuff jacked.

You don't mind if I film you
while we go?

No, sure.
That's-that's fine.

You're my muse, Gary.

Thank you, thank you.

This one right here?

Just throw your stuff anywhere,

wherever you're comfortable.

Okay.

Look at you.
The camera loves you.

Hey, do you wanna-
do you wanna try?

- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Take it, take it.

Go for it.
Give her a shot.

Just play with it.
- Okay.

That's how I figured it out.

This makes it
longer and shorter.

That's zooming in
and zooming out.

Look, you're a natural.

Long and short.

Our starlet.

What do you like to eat, Gary?

Um...

I-i dunno, uh...

I'm sure anything-
anything you wanna make
is gonna be great.

- And what about dessert?
- Uh, oh, boy... dessert?

Yeah!

I dunno.
What do-what do you like?

I make-
i make pretty good apple pie,

if we're going, like,
American classic.

Or, um...
- American classic.
That sounds good.

All right, let's do it.
We'll do apple pie.
Good to go?

- Yeah, good to go.
- All right.
Don't forget your seatbelt.

We don't want you dyin'
on the way there.

Yeah, sure.

Make yourself at home, please.
Drop your coat anywhere.

- Yeah, sure.
- Bannister, couch.

- Bannister, okay.
- Tell you what, Gary.

I'm just-I'm just gonna
get dinner started,

uh, so why don't we get you
in a hot shower?

I'll grab you a towel.
- Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, no, please, please.

Get you cleaned up
and warmed up and whatnot.

Okay.

I'm sure I have some
of my dad's clothes

kicking around here somewhere
i can grab you.

Right up the stairs behind you.
I'll grab you a towel.

All right. Up here?

Yeah, yeah, right up that way.

Get a hot shower going for you
while I start dinner.

Okay.

Hey!

Hey, babe!

How's it goin'?

Good. How are ya?

Welcome home, sweetie.

Uh, you're cooking.
That smells incredible.

Yeah, I'm making us dinner
and I have a little surprise.

Hello!

Oh, yep!
Just gown here, Gary!

Come on down!

Hey!

You must be farhang, right?

- Hi.
- Hey. Gary.

- Gary.
- Yeah.

Farhang.
Where's that name from?

Uh, it's a persian name.

Okay, yeah, yeah!

Me and my buddy, Kenny,

we were at this, like,
Ethiopian place the other day,

and we bit of extra money,

and, like, they have this,
like, soggy bread,

it's kind of weird. It's--

and they say, you know, like...

...everyone's always saying
jokes about Ethiopia,

how it's like
they don't have much food.

- Yeah, it's crazy.
- But they actually have--
the servings are huge.

It's crazy!

I know you like it, right?
- That's great.

Uh, Jen, do you mind if we--
can we talk in the kitchen?

Sorry to--
- okay, yeah.

- You can tell me
about the food...
- Okay, yeah.

Sorry, he's just going to help
me out with something, Gary.

Uh, you--
why don't you sit down
on the couch?

You can turn the TV on,

you know,
make yourself comfortable.

We'll be back in just a sec,
all right?

Yeah.

What...

What's going on?
Who is that?

That's Gary.

He's gonna be
our dinner guest tonight.

And I thought, you know,
he could use a hot meal

and a hot shower, and, um...

I just wanna...

Why is he here?

Because I'd like
to move some things along

and get some stuff done

and I'm the person to do it,
it seems.

So I'm just gonna...

So why don't you go in,

keep Gary company
while I finish up dinner?

- Uh... what do you mean,
move things along?
- Go, go!

- We never talked about this.
- It doesn't matter.

Just go keep Gary company.
Chat with him.

He's really nice, actually.
So go.

I'm gonna stay in here
and get things done.

And I'm gonna get dinner done.
Okay?

It'll be great.
I promise.

Hey, where'd you get
these coasters?

They're really cool.

Uh, I think my mom
gave them to us.

They're made of, like,
glass or something?

Oh, man.

This pork is, like...
It's just right.

I don't know what you did
about it, or with it,

or whatever, it's, like...

I dunno, it's, like,
soft on the inside,

but, like, not gross soft,
but, like, a good soft.

I-- mm.

It's a shame, though,
there's, like--

pork is so good and only, like,
i dunno,

some people eat it.

Like, theres--
you know, like,

some religions, or whatever,

are just like,
"no, I don't want any."

I don't know why, but...
I don't know.

It's good, it's good.
Good stuff.

Those people are missing out.

Sweetie, you're not eating.

Is there something wrong
with your pork chop?

Um... no, I just had
a late lunch is all.

- Oh.
- It's a shame, man.

It's good stuff.

I'm just not hungry... is all.

You know what?
You know what I think you need?

I know what I need
is a glass of wine.

Gary? Wine?

Come on, you know--
- yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.

Great, great.
Farhang, wine?

I know you want wine.

- Sure.
- Perfect, perfect.

Gary, would you do me
a huge favor

while I grab us
some libations, please?

Okay.
For using it in the movie?

Yeah, yeah, I really want
to see your perspective.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

You remember where the zoom is.

And the focus?
- I think so. I think so.

You'll be fine.

Farhang in the film.

Yeah?

Yeah, he's like a leading role.

Leading role.

Uh...

So, like, what's your plan
for how to end the movie?

Or I guess
you can't really plan it.

It's like, uh...

When you make a documentary,
it just sort of happens.

It's not really my movie.
It's more... her thing.

That's for you, Gary.

There you go, sweetheart.

Here, I can take the camera
back from you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cheers, gents.
Gary, here's to your health.

Oh, yeah, um...
I mean, I should--

you guys are hosting,
so I should maybe do something,

like maybe say a cheers
or whatever, or a toast.

That's really sweet
of you, Gary. Go ahead.

Yeah, um...

I was just thinking, like,
you know,

it's pretty cool
how, like, you know,

a lot of people,
they don't really--

you guys treated me
like family, like--

farhang's been really nice
and that's cool.

Uh, and just, like,

you know, most people
don't treat you like family.

Me and Kenny we're always
saying how, like,
at the shelter

they just kind of
move you through
and check a box,

and they're just like,
"yeah, okay."

So yeah, thanks.
Thanks to you guys.

Thanks... uh, cheers.

- Cheers, Gary.
- Awesome.

How's that wine treatin' ya?

- It's good, yeah.
- Great!

Good wine.
Really good wine.

Well, there's a whole
other bottle

where that came from.
- Nice.

Please, drink your fill.

Farhang, it's rude not to drink
at a toast, sweetie.

You know why people cheers?

It's actually a show of faith

that when you
clink your glasses together

you get some of your wine
into their cup,

and they get some of theirs
into yours,

as a show of faith that you're
not actually poisoning them.

- Oh.
- Isn't that cool?

That's where cheersing
comes from.
- Cool.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

So drink up, farhang.
We did our show of faith.

Yeah, it's not like she
poisoned your wine. It's...

That is really good.

You're not going to have any?
I mean, like, she...

Farhang, drink up.

I don't mean, like,
i don't know--

this is your meal, so it's...

Uh...

Listen, it's getting
kind of late.

Um...

You must be getting tired.

How about--
i can take you over to a hotel.

I can get you a room.
I can drive you over.
- Yeah. Yeah, no.

- A place to stay overnight.
- Farhang. Farhang!

Sure, yeah. I mean...
Don't worry about it.

I know that it's, like,

a lot of stuff
to deal with.

Gary, please don't.
He didn't mean it.

I wake up early for work,

and I don't want you
to have to wake up early.

You guys have already
done a lot.

Please, Gary.
Please sit down.

Farhang!
That is incredibly--

please, please, please.

You can't leave
without having dessert.

I made-i made pie.
- Uh...

Gary, sit, please.

- I mean...
- Please, at least stay
for dessert.

Okay? Please?
- Uh... yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry.
Farhang, he didn't mean it.

He's just cranky
after a long day at work.

Sweetie, will you help me
with dessert please?

Now.

What the fuck was that?
What is he doing in our house?

Just tell me what he's doing
in our house please.

Farhang, is it so unreasonable
that a guy can get some charity

and a warm meal
and a hot shower?

Yes, it is.
That's bullshit.

Tell me what he's doing here.

Farhang, this is happening
sooner or later.

I'm just getting
the ball rolling.
- I'm not ready for it.

You can't just spring this
on me.

Jen, you can't just
bring someone home

and poison them
and leave them in our house.

Farhang, I didn't poison him.
I didn't poison him.

Well, I can't do this.
I can't do this today.

Fine, fine, you're right.
I didn't tell you, so what?

Screw it.
Let's just...

...have some dessert...

...and then we'll send Gary
on his way.

Did you poison the wine?

No I did not poison the wine.

I didn't poison the wine.
I promise.

You had the wine,
i had the wine.

I didn't poison the wine.

Could you grab the pie
for me, please?

we'll just have some dessert
and we'll send Gary on his way.

If you still want to
really get him a hotel room,

you can get him a hotel room.
Okay?

Give me the pie.

Promise me
you didn't poison the wine.

I promise you
i didn't poison the wine.

Give me the pie.
- Did you poison the pie?

I didn't.

Honey, I will eat the entire
pie right in front of you

if that's what you want.
The pie is perfectly fine.

Okay?
- Okay.

Now give me the pie.

Go... go apologize to Gary.

Okay.

So rude.

What the fuck did you do?

What the fuck did you do?
- Oh, Gary!

What the fuck did you just
fucking promise me?

One too many glasses of wine,
Gary?

Want some pie?
Want some dessert, Gary?

I told you--
- you just lied to me.

Baby, I told you
i didn't poison him.

He's not poisoned.

Well, what the fuck
is he doing?
He's fucking dead.

No, he's not.
Look, he's breathing.

He's perfectly alive and well.

He's asleep.

Aren't you, Gary?
He's just a little sleepy.

He's a sleepy Gary.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.
- He looks so peaceful.

Farhang, it's fine, it's fine.

We are so prepared for this!

Why did you bring
a fucking stranger
into our house and poison him?

- I didn't poison him.
- - What the fuck is wrong with you?

I knocked him out.

There's a huge difference.

I wouldn't poison
some random person.

I can't do this.
I can't fucking do this.

- Farhang, yes, you can.
- This is so fucked.

I can't fucking do this, baby.
I can't.

- We have been preparing...
- I can't, can't, I can't.

Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.

Farhang, shut the fuck up.

We have been-- we have been--

shut the fuck up!

We have been preparing for this
for months.

You are not taking this
away from me. Okay?

No, sit.
Get over here. Get over here.

- I'm not fucking doing this.
- Farhang!

Farhang, then what
are you gonna do?

You just going to leave
this guy in our house?

I'm not fucking doing this.
I'm getting out
of this fucking house.

All right, you're gonna
leave this guy in our house

to wake up or call the cops.

Farhang, get the fuck
over there.

You're fucking ruining
my fucking life.
I can't fucking do this!

- Get over there,
and pick him up...
- I'm not fucking touching him.

- ...and put him
in the fucking basement!
- I'm not touching him.

- Put him in
the goddamn basement!
- Get the fuck away from me!

- Farhang!
- You lied to me!

- I didn't lie to you!
- You lied to me!

We're ready for this!
Get him up!

Get him up!

For fuck's sake,
you're being a fucking pussy.

Crying about this.

Acting like this is coming
out of goddamn nowhere.

I can't fucking do this.

Fuck! Get up!

Get the arm.

Okay? Get it!

Get it! Stop crying!

See, this is why I need
your fucking help.

Oh, Gary.

Not my first choice...
But you will do beautifully.

Hey babe,
do you have everything?

- Yeah.
- Good.

Hey, Gary.

Rise and shine.

Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Wake up, Gary.

Wake up.

Oh, great.
Hey, Gary.

What are you waiting for?

He has to be awake.
He has to know.

Hi, Gary!
Morning.

Wake up. Shh, shh, shh.

Hey, hey, hey, no.
It's okay, it's okay.

Remember me?

Jen with the camera?

Miss big director lady?

We're making a movie, remember?

Shh, shh, shh.
It's okay, it's okay.

I told you you'd be a star.

Remember me? With the camera?
Shh!

Gary, Gary, Gary, shh.

Listen to me.

Gary! Shh!

Gary!

Look at me, look at me,
look at me.

Look at me, look at me.

Hi. It's okay.
It's all right.

No, no, no!

It's a great thing
that you're doing!

No, shh. Shh.

Shh.

Farhang, can you come
get the camera, please?

Now?!

Can you take the damn camera?!

For god's sake,
take the fucking camera.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

It's okay.

I can't, I can't.
Baby, no, I can't.

Farhang, don't you take that
fucking camera off go me.

After all the work
we put into this,

you don't turn
that goddamn camera off.

Ever.

Don't move
that goddamn camera,

otherwise I've got
fucking nothing.
You're ruining my shot.

Are we ready?

I'm really sorry that we
have to do this twice.

It was supposed to go right
the first time.

Farhang, get me--

Farhang, he's gonna
break the chair.

I need help.

Farhang, put the camera down,
i need your help!

Can you help me, please?

Shh.

Shh.

Almost there.
It's's almost there.

He's almost there.

Pull.

Oh, my god.

Holy shit.

He bit down so hard
it won't come out.

Babe, we did it.

Come here, come here.

Okay.

Now the hard part.

Whoa!

So they don't call it
dead weight for nothing.

We've learned--
what did we learn today?

Can you be careful
with the knife?

Yes, yes, yes.

This is a tool,
not a toy.

Gary's a big boy.
Aren't you, Gary?

You're doing a good job. So...

...we're gonna...
Bleed him out now.

I imagine it's like
sticking a pig.

I've never stuck a pig before.

But it's like prom night
for murder.

Gary, you're taking
my kill virginity.
I'm stoked.

Are you stoked?

Babe, could you go down
so we can...

...get all of that brutal glory?

It's going to be so exciting.

You ready, Gary?

Oh!

Yes.

That was awesome.

Holy shit.

You're bloody guy, Gary.

Babe, you wanna hand me
the bleach?

Yeah.

Thanks, babe.

So we just gotta...

...let him, you know,

drain for a little while

then we'll chop up the rest,
yeah?

Shall we?

Oh, that's awesome.

Be careful.

The power between my legs!

This was a good buy, babe.
Good buy, good job.

All right cool,
give me the camera. Switch.

- What?
- Switch!

Farhang, switch.
- No.

What do you mean, no?

I-- why don't--
you can just do it.

Don't be such a fucking baby.
I bled him out from the neck.

- Yeah, you can do the rest.
- Take the saber saw.

- Just grab it and you do it.
- You practiced.

Don't be such a baby.
- It's easy.

You just press the button,
and it works.

Oh, my god. We have...

...a decomposing body
in our bathtub right now.

You don't need practice,
you can just do it.

I did that part
and now it's your turn
to do yours.

Give me the camera.

Give me the camera, switch.
- Okay, all right.

I brought you a garbage bag.

Are you gonna help me
with this?

I'm filming, babe.
I have my own job to do.

Okay, babe, good job.

Yep, just give it a...

I think red is really
your color, sweetheart.

Geez, Gary is starting
to stank.

Here.

Babe.

Babe, he's decomposing.

We gotta-
we gotta get this done.

We have to
get this done tonight.

Babe, all of th-all of that
is not gonna fit
in that tiny little--

yeah, yeah, okay.

Okay...

You think you can
do some, or... ?

Babe, I am documenting
all of this.

It's an important job too,
you know, seriously.

Looking good, Gary.

Can you not-
can you not call him that?

Call him what?

What? Call him Gary?

It's really fucked up
that you're using his name.

Well, he was a person.
I think we should

pay some respect to that.
- Yeah, was.

It's fucking starting to smell.

That's why we need to get him
in the freezer, babe.

Blood fucking all over me.

You're doing
a really good job, babe.

We're almost there.
We're almost there.

Just take a minute.
Take whatever time you need

but we need to get him
in the freezer

before he starts to stink
any more.

Did you hear that?

What the fuck was that?

I think it sounded
like the door, babe.

Oh, yep, yep.
That was definitely the door.

They know that we're home.
Our fucking lights are on.

Okay, fine. You know what?
I'll go... see who it is.

You've got blood on you.

I'll put a sweater on.

Here, I'll take the mic...

...you take the headphones.

You'll be able to hear
everything that's going on.

Okay?

Just stay here, stay quiet,

and I will be right back, okay?

Take the camera.

All right?

I am really sorry
to bother you.

I am looking for my cat.

His name is mittens
and this is the picture.

What an adorable kitty.

How long
has he been missing?

In the night he went out

and he didn't come back
in the morning.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry
to hear that.

You know, I had
the cutest little thing

that looked just like that
when I was a kid.

I was devastated
when he ran away.

Just all day walking around,

and all these cars
are driving so fast

and these dogs
not on a leash around.

I'll ask my husband when he-
when he gets back.

Of course.
We'll keep an eye out for him.

I'm sure-I'm sure
he'll come back eventually.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

Have a good night, sweetie.

Bye-bye.

How'd that go?

How'd it go, how'd it go?

Relax, babe, some old lady
just lost her cat.

And he was just
the cutest little thing.

Little white mittens
and little black face.

Did she see any blood?
Did she suspect anything?

You have blood on your collar.

I wrapped up.

No blood on my hands.
Nothing up my sleeve.

Babe, calm down.

She was just looking
for her cat, okay?

Cat's long gone.

Why don't I take over
from here?

You can hold the camera

and I will finish this up, okay?

Yeah? Okay.

we should probably do something
about fingerprints, eh?

Teeth.

We gotta do the teeth.

Uh, could you
go back to the freezer

and get the bag
with his head in it...

...and some pliers, please?

Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

Nice pearlies, Gary.

Ah, fuck!

Jesus!

I think there's a reason
why dentists make more money
than butchers.

Okay.

There we go.

Watch your head.

I guess we can tell
who cleans in this house, yeah?

Don't use paper towel,
your wasting trees!

It's not coming off
with the sponge.

- Of course, it's coming off.
- No, I have to absorb it.

Well babe, why don't
we just do

a first pass at it

and we'll get down
to the finer details later.

The sponge is just
moving it, though.

If I use the paper towel,
I'll absorb it.

If you use the green side
of the sponge,

it smears it around.
If you use the yellow side
of the sponge--

I used both! I just did it.

It's like a wine stain.

Just sop of up the worst of it

and then we'll use the products
to clean it up after.

Can you let me just do it
the way that I'm doing it?

Okay.

There you go!
That's using your head.

Babe, make-make-make sure
you get the outer sides too.

And there's a whole bunch
along the outside.

I'm getting there,
I'm starting here.

And there's shit
all over the floor.

Can you shut the fuck up?!
Can you shut up?!

Okay.

Well, you know, babe,
if we ever needed an excuse

to redo the floors
and the bathtub,

I would say this
is a decent one.

Oh gross.

I think I found...

...a piece of something, anyway.

You know, I think...

I think that went
really well, right?

Don't you?

It's not done yet, so...

No, I'm feeling good.
I'm good about this.

We're good.

We got it done.

It's not done.

Well, almost.
It's just, like,

the last little bit.

Come on, babe, we should
be proud of ourselves.

We're not out of the woods yet.

No, we're going into the woods.

Can you help me?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Put the camera down.

All right.
Okay, okay, sorry.

- Okay?
- Yep, yep.

Take it from the bottom.

Watch the shovel.

You're doing such a good job,
babe.

Look how fucking strong
you are.

Keep an eye out
for poison Ivy, too.

I'm pretty sure it's bad
in there.

Ah, fuck.

Oh!

Fuck. Ugh.

Close it.

Attract some fucking dogs
or something.

Can you shine the light
right here?

Yep, yep.

Oh, fuck.

Good job, babe.

You're doing great.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Are you okay?

What's the matter?
What happened? What happened?

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

Nothing!
Can you fucking help me?

Put the camera down
and help me.

Um, babe, I'm documenting
the process.

if you're just fucking filming
the whole thing.

Can you just put
the fucking camera down
so we can dig a fucking hole?

This is fucking going to take
all fucking night.

Okay, geez.
Okay, no, babe.

But, like, just--

can I get a little bit more
of you digging,

like a little bit more
of you digging?
- No! No, you can't!

No you fucking can't!
Turn off the fucking camera!

We need to dig
this fucking hole!

I'm gonna fucking blow
my fucking shoulder out!

I'm not fucking yelling.
Put the fucking camera down,
turn it off!

- Okay, okay.
- Is it off? Turn it off!

I'm turning it off.
I'm turning it off.
I'm putting it down.

Just calm down. Relax.
- Is it off?

Yes, it's off.
It's down. Relax, okay?

Just let me--
i want to put it somewhere.

I don't want to kick it
or lose it in the dark.

It fucking stinks, god damn it.

Yeah, geez, Gary.
You're a smelly man.

Come on, I'm helping.

Can you grab the shovel?

You could at least laugh.

This isn't that hard.

All fresh and clean?

Huh?

Farhang?

Farhang?

Do you really need to be
filming right now?

Well, yeah, there's a couple
of little things to get.

We have to burn the clothes

and I'm probably going to do
another run of the bathroom.

Probably pick up
some more bleach at the store.

I'm too fucking tired
to do that.

We did it.

Cheers, Gary.

Ah.

You like the pork, Gary?
Yeah?

This is some great pork,
you know.

It's squishy, but not
gross squishy on the inside.

You know?

You like wine, Gary?

Good wine, yeah?
Yeah?

Yeah, this is-this is
the best wine I've ever had.

I think I'd like to make
a cheers to you guys.

You know,
you take me into your house

and you treat me like family.

You know, farhang,

why aren't you eating
your dinner here?

Poor bastard.

Hello, babe!

- Hey.
- How are we?

- Not bad.
- Good. Good day?

I got lots done today.

Yeah?

Don't you want to hear
what I did?

Go ahead.

I... did another once-over
of the bathroom,

and it is spotless,

and I...

...checked the basement
for hair and blood traces,

and I burned the clothes,

and I made a necklace
out of Gary's teeth.

Oh, there he is.

I've done more cleaning
in the basement than I have
since we moved in here.

- Okay.
- Yeah!

You didn't grab a beer for me?

I'm joking, I'm joking.
- What're you doing?

What do you mean,
what am I doing?

What do you mean?

I thought this was over.
We did everything.

Yeah...

Doesn't mean we can't play
with it and use it.

Yeah, but this is over.

This whole thing.

Babe. Hey, careful!

Why don't you understand
that I don't want to see it
right now?

You can't piece together
why I'm uncomfortable with it?

I want to get the after effect.

Put the camera-
put the camera away.

- Farhang.
- Please put the camera away.

Promise me that it's over.

Okay, I promise. I promise.

And we can go back to normal.

Okay, we'll go back to normal.

There you are,
you fucking little rat.

Come on out.

Really, buddy?

Hey!

Hey.

How's it going, babe?

Not bad.

Do you need something?

Why the fuck do you have that?

What do you mean?

Don't give me that.

Why do you have the camera
in your hand?

Were you outside
with the camera right now?

- Yeah.
- Why?

Why do you need the camera
outside for a walk?

Weren't you just saying
we were done with this?

Why are you pointing
the fucking camera at me?

Okay, fine.

You just said
we were done fucking filming.

Farhang, careful,
you're gonna break it!

- Stop!
- - You just said we were fucking done.

Listen to me. Okay?

We went through
every fucking step
of your disgusting plan.

We did every fucking thing
that you asked me to.

And I asked you for one thing.

You fine?

You feel really proud
of what you did the other day?

Tell me what you did.

What we did?
What we did, farhang?

Yeah, what you made me do,
and I fucking followed through.

You feel good
about what you did...
- I feel fine.

...To that innocent
fucking homeless,

did nothing wrong
in his fucking life guy?
- I didn't want to kill Gary.

He was not my first choice.

So it's my fucking fault?

Don't you fucking
put that shit--

don't you fucking
put that shit on me.

- I wanted to--
- Don't you fucking
put that shit on me.

Fine, I wanted to kill somebody
who wasn't innocent!

Gary was a nice guy
and I liked him,

- I didn't want to kill him.
- - Yes, he didn't deserve to die.

But you fucking decided that
we have to commit murder now.

There was an asshole out there
who deserved to die

but you wouldn't let me.

No, he fucking doesn't either.

- Babe, please.
- We're done!

- Please, just come here.
- We're done!

Stop it. We're done!

Promise me.

Tell me we're done.

We're done, okay?
God.

How the fuck am I supposed
to have a life with you?

I can't fucking trust
anything that you say.

Farhang, don't talk like that!

The one thing I fucking
asked you for,

Fine, okay. The camera,
it's gone, you have it.

It's done.
Okay, it's done.

Promise me!

I promise.
Just put it away.

Want it gone? It's gone.
- Fucking...

Like, your words fucking
mean nothing to me.

Hey.

Hey.

You okay?

I'm trying to be.

Sorry I got
completely carried away.

I'll try and do better, okay?

I just want...

I just want everything
to go back to normal.

No more filming.

No more cameras,
no more craziness.

Things'll get better.
Okay? I...

I love you.

I'm sorry.

What was that?

What was what?

What're you looking at?

I'm not looking at anything.

Come here.

Farhang, come here and kiss me.

What were you looking at?

Stop. Come on.
Come here and take me.

- Jen...
- Come on, come to bed.

Stop, stop, stop. Farhang!

- What do you--
- nothing, nothing, nothing!

Stop! Please, stop.

Are you filming me
while you're telling me

that you're not fucking
gonna film me anymore?!

Are you kidding me?!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You're fucking-you're fucking
lying to me, right?

You just said
that you're not filming,

and you said no more filming,

and you're fucking filming me
right now?

I wanted to film
something fun.

I just wanted to film
something fun. Come here.

What did you want to film, huh?

What did you want to film?

Remember what you first
wanted to film?

Right? Right?

Are you gonna stop
fucking filming me?

Are you gonna stop
fucking lying to me?

You're gonna stop lying to me.

- Mmh.
- Yeah.

You're gonna fucking stop.
You better fucking stop.

Farhang, no!

Jennifer.

All our lives
have just been so...

...So much together, and...

You know, one of the things
that's interesting?

It's the oldest friends

that in most cases
last the longest.

Oh, you got another one!

Thank you.

That's it, Jennifer.

You just carry it in there.
That's it, kid.

Move it.

That's right.
Light up a cigarette.

Jennifer!

Yes.

Good job.

Hello.

1983.

Good thing my mom didn't
throw out this camera.

And hopefully...
Farhang won't break you.

To make up for the loss
of my old toy,

I've got... a new one.

This is gonna be
so much fun.

Yo!

Testing, one, two, three.

We're here to give...

...mr. rich man...

...and his girlfriend...
A bit of a surprise.

A shock, if you will.

But you're gonna wait here
and watch from a distance.

So don't blink.

Hi.
- Hi.

I'm sorry to bother you,
but, um,

I lost my cat
a little while back

and I'm just in the area

and I wasn't sure if anybody
maybe had seen him

No I haven't.
It's just someone here.

No, he's really sweet and small

and he's black and white.

- I haven't seen him.
- No?

No, I'm sorry.

Geez, I'm sorry to bother you,

has anybody in the house
maybe seen him?

Did you see a cat, hun?

No, fuck that.

What's all the noise
over there?

Who the fuck are you?
What--

Remember me?

Do I know you?

Who's the cunt now?

Geez, how long are you guys
gonna be out? Wake up.

Hey, wake up.

Hey, wake up!

Hello!
Morning, sunshine.

Richy, shut up. Shut up.

You!

Yeah, me. Remember me?

- Bitch!
- Hi!

Bitch, sure!
- Fuck you!

Shut up.
Shut the fuck up!

I will hit you in the head
with this fucking hammer!

I will cave
your fucking head in.

That's better.
Shh. Sh-sh-sh.

Sh-sh-sh.
Hey, hey, hey,
i brought you a present.

Take a look around,
you have company.

Why?

- Yeah.
- Fuck!

You picked a good one, though.
She looks fantastic.

She is gorgeous.
Look at that.

Do you know what she looks like
with a ball gag in her mouth?

Trophy wife
and a trophy girlfriend.

Get your hair so we can see
that pretty face.

Don't touch her!

Got a little excited there.

And... wake... up!

Sweetheart, you got a needle--
there's a needle in your neck,

and if you move around
too much,

I might push the plunger

and I don't really know
exactly what's gonna happen

with cleaning fluid
in the human body.

Has he told you he loves you,
sweetheart?

Aw, that's so sweet.

Do you love her more
than you love your wife?

Probably. I dunno.

Do you love her more
than you love yourself?

'Cause I don't-i don't need
to plunge both of you.

Would you rather...

...i take this needle
out of her neck,

stick you with it,
and let her walk away?

Do you love her that much?

Or would rather I let you go

and I will stick her instead?

Give me the go ahead
and you can walk outta here.

Give me a nod.
I just wanna know it's okay.

You gonna save yourself?

Yeah?

Wow, that took a lot less
effort than I fucking thought.

Sorry, sweetheart.
You picked the wrong guy.

Holy shit.

Rich, are you getting this?

Shit.

Is that upsetting?

Hey?

Hey, suit man!

Hey.

That's gotta be
pretty traumatizing for you.

She died right on your back.

And right on your word.

Are you seriously fucking
crying and drooling

like a fucking baby?

Fucking bitch!

Fuckin'... I... I...

I don't think I'm the bitch
in this room right now.

I didn't even think
you were capable
of producing tears!

You must have really liked her.

Not nearly as much
as you like your-fucking-self,

you piece of shit.

You worthless piece
of fucking shit!

You did this yourself!

Fuck...

Let me go...

Let me go! Let me go!

You want to go home...
To your wife?

Or, you know, we could actually
bring her into the party.

Have the two of them ever met?

- Fucking no!
- Have those two ever met?

Let me go!

Would you prefer me
to use the...

...hammer or the syringe on her?

Hey, I'm home.

Shh, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.

Do you want to get out of here?

Do you want to get out of here?

Then not another goddamn word

or I will smash
your fucking head in
with this fucking hammer.

Good boy.

You sit tight.
I will be right back.

Hey, I'm home.

Hey!

Hey, babe, I'm downstairs!

Sweetie?

Honey, I'm downstairs.

Come on down, come on down.
I have a surprise for you.

- What the fuck is that?
- It's a camera!

Come here, I have something
to show you.

I smashed the first
fucking camera
and I'll break this one too!

You're not gonna touch
this fucking--

- did you fucking buy that camera?
- - No!

What the fuck is going on?

We can fix it, babe.

What the fuck
is wrong with her?

That's what's wrong with her.
- Oh, my god.

It's not like you don't know
what this looks like.

What the fuck are you doing?

Do you remember the guy
that I told you about

that we were supposed to kill,
not Gary? I got him.

What the fuck are you doing?!

- We killed Gary first.
- You can't fucking--

get these fucking people
out of my fucking house!

Get these people
out of my house!
I can't fucking do this!

- We have to do this right!
- Get that thing outta my face!

We have to
do this right, farhang.

I just want to do this right
and then it'll be like before.

It'll be fine.

- No, it won't.
- Yes, it will.

No, it won't.

Get these fucking people
out of our house.

This is our house.

This piece of shit
deserves to die, farhang.

- No, he doesn't.
- Yes, he does!

Who the fuck are you
to decide that?

This guy killed Gary.

You killed Gary!

No, we killed Gary.

You fucking killed, Gary.

We killed Gary.

And it's the asshole's fault.

I did everything for you.

No, that's not true.

This would be doing everything.
And then it'll be better.

Get that out of my face.
I did everything for you.

It'll be better
if you just do it.

I can't, no.
I can't fucking do this.

I can't do this.
- Farhang, come back.

Come here, please.
- I won't.

I won't fucking do this.
- Please.

I won't fucking do this.

I fucking did this for you.
I did all of the fucking things

that you fucking asked me
to do for us.

Please, we just need
to do it right

- We need to do it right--
- what're you gonna
fucking do for me?

Because of this asshole,
we had to kill Gary.

Because of you
we had to fucking kill Gary!
That was you!

You're the fucking worst thing
that's ever fucking happened
in my life!

Get that out
of my fucking face.

- You need to do it!
- Get that out of my face!

I will fucking call the police!

You won't call
the fucking police.

Yes, I will!
Fucking try me!

Listen to him.
You can hear for yourself.

Why don't you tell him
what a piece of shit you are?

You don't fucking know,
you lying piece of shit.

Come on, untie me.
Let me go, man.

He's not gonna help you.

Farhang, this piece of shit,

that is cheating on his wife
with that woman.

Shut up! Don't listen to her.
She's a fucking crazy bitch.

Okay? Just kill him,
and everything will be fine.

- You want money?
- - Just kill him, and everything will be fine.

Can you fucking not do this?

- No.
- I did everything I fucking had to do!

Shut the fuck up!

Listen to him, listen to him.

- Please just do this.
- - Please, listen to him, you crazy bitch!

Fuck you!

Farhang, let go!
Let go! Farhang!

- Give me the hammer.
- Farhang, let go!

- Baby, give me the fucking hammer.
- - No!

Give me the fucking--

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Are you okay?
Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Jen, answer me.
Answer me, please.

Get the fucking--

Are you okay?
Are you okay?

Oh, my god! Answer me!

Answer me, please.

Hello? Hello!

I-i-i...
I need an ambulance!

I need an ambulancei uh...

Please, quickly.

Stay with me, baby!
Stay with me!

She, uh, she fell...

She's bleeding!
I-i... I'm sorry, uh...

Can you shut
the fuck up, please?
Can you shut up, please?!

Are you okay?
Are you okay?

Stay with me.
You stay with me.

Uh, she's bleeding a lot.

Can you get here, please?!

Can you send
an ambulance, please?!

Really fucking quickly!

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up! Shut the--

oh, my fucking god.
Shut the fuck up!

You said that
if we got this one guy...

...it would all be better,

and we did it.
We got him.

You even got me to kill him.

I know when you started
you didn't know...

...where the movie
was gonna end.

You fucking lied.

Well, at least you got an end
to your movie right?

Police! Open the door!