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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,251 --> 00:00:04,952 So Terry, how was your weekend? 2 00:00:05,019 --> 00:00:07,421 Well, Pete was out of town for some 3 00:00:07,489 --> 00:00:08,823 medieval thing, so I had to- 4 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,691 Don't care, I finished my pre-teen vampire novel! 5 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:12,025 Oh, finally! 6 00:00:12,093 --> 00:00:13,226 Since when do you write pre-teen vampire novels? 7 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:14,829 Uh, since forever! 8 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,529 (Bernie clears throat) 9 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:19,566 (Reading) "Abigail Weatherworth never expected to get fangs 10 00:00:19,634 --> 00:00:21,501 before she got boobs." 11 00:00:21,569 --> 00:00:23,837 Wow, that sounds very niche. 12 00:00:23,904 --> 00:00:25,304 It's semi autobiographical. 13 00:00:25,372 --> 00:00:26,405 So, do you want to read it? 14 00:00:26,474 --> 00:00:28,240 I do not! I mean, it's your only copy, 15 00:00:28,308 --> 00:00:30,242 so I'd hate to... read it. 16 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,710 It's called, "Are you there God? 17 00:00:31,778 --> 00:00:33,011 It's me, Dracula". 18 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:34,847 Wow, what a terrible title. 19 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:36,849 It even has a 50 page dictionary at the back, 20 00:00:36,916 --> 00:00:39,117 so you can understand the bits that I wrote in vampenglish. 21 00:00:39,185 --> 00:00:41,353 It's a very old language I just made up. 22 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,154 Words cannot express how much I wanna read it, 23 00:00:43,222 --> 00:00:45,591 but I've got too much going on here, I'm busy. 24 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:48,192 But you'll be less busy once Peter gets back from his trip. 25 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:49,426 Are you kidding me? 26 00:00:49,495 --> 00:00:50,795 I got more done this weekend 27 00:00:50,863 --> 00:00:52,129 than all last month. 28 00:00:52,197 --> 00:00:54,899 And we had two straight days without a fire. 29 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:55,933 That's a record. 30 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:58,135 Come on, it's only 500 pages! 31 00:00:58,203 --> 00:01:00,404 Some of it even rhymes. 32 00:01:00,472 --> 00:01:01,973 (Shudders) I'm sorry, Bernie. 33 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,207 My friend from Harvard is in town, 34 00:01:03,274 --> 00:01:04,541 and I don't even have time to see him. 35 00:01:04,609 --> 00:01:06,676 Why don't you just take a day off? 36 00:01:06,744 --> 00:01:08,512 Peter: Sorry. 37 00:01:08,579 --> 00:01:10,380 No reason. 38 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:12,582 That one kinda got away from me. 39 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:13,917 I'm a little drunk. 40 00:01:13,985 --> 00:01:15,652 Whoo-hoo! 41 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,586 (Sighs) 42 00:01:18,989 --> 00:01:28,589 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:30,432 I'm sorry, Terry. 44 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,234 Drinking and archery do not mix. 45 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,136 Terry: Well, we've all seen the commercials. 46 00:01:34,203 --> 00:01:35,370 I wish you could've been there. 47 00:01:35,438 --> 00:01:37,204 What a mean thing to say. 48 00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:39,340 So, what exactly were you doing? 49 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:40,474 Larping. 50 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:42,109 So, what exactly were you doing? 51 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:43,310 Live action role playing. 52 00:01:43,378 --> 00:01:44,478 - Fine, don't tell me. - We dress in costume, 53 00:01:44,547 --> 00:01:45,446 and hit each other with swords. 54 00:01:45,514 --> 00:01:46,581 Of course you do. 55 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:47,882 It's a weekend full of magic, intrigue, 56 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:49,684 wine, and wenches. 57 00:01:49,752 --> 00:01:50,985 Sounds like the stuff of song. 58 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:53,186 Ooh, I already wrote one! 59 00:01:53,254 --> 00:01:54,354 I walked into this. 60 00:01:54,422 --> 00:01:55,889 ♪ Oh, the wine it was a flowing, ♪ 61 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:58,391 ♪ and the wenches were a blushing, and the- ♪ 62 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:00,160 Okay, you will not believe who was there, dude! 63 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:01,528 Trevor Stiles! 64 00:02:01,596 --> 00:02:02,829 Not that guy I've never heard of! 65 00:02:02,897 --> 00:02:04,932 He's like the Wayne Gretzky of larping, 66 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,132 and we fought him! 67 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,668 Good, you won, now help me with these comics. 68 00:02:08,735 --> 00:02:10,235 (Laughs) We didn't win! 69 00:02:10,303 --> 00:02:12,004 Nobody beats Trevor stiles. 70 00:02:12,072 --> 00:02:14,139 But still, the bards will sing of it. 71 00:02:14,207 --> 00:02:16,341 ♪ Oh, trevor had his axe out, ♪ 72 00:02:16,409 --> 00:02:17,810 ♪ and the wenches they were sad ♪ 73 00:02:17,878 --> 00:02:19,078 Okay. 74 00:02:19,145 --> 00:02:21,313 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed your day off. 75 00:02:21,381 --> 00:02:22,982 That reminds me I'm gonna need Friday off as well, 76 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:25,050 I wanna have a party for all my larping buddies. 77 00:02:25,117 --> 00:02:27,552 Oh come on, I haven't had a day off in months! 78 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,220 So take a day off. 79 00:02:29,288 --> 00:02:31,923 The store literally cannot go a day without me. 80 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:33,592 Please Terry, I'm not completely useless. 81 00:02:33,659 --> 00:02:35,326 Remember? I built my own scissorhands. 82 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:37,328 Aah! An afternoon well spent. 83 00:02:38,464 --> 00:02:39,330 Yesss! 84 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:42,099 (Busy signal buzzes) 85 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,300 (Cat meows) Oh, what's your name? 86 00:02:43,367 --> 00:02:45,135 (Cat hisses and snarls) Oh, no! 87 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:46,737 Oh, my fly's open. 88 00:02:46,805 --> 00:02:48,005 Oh, now to do it up. 89 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,874 Which, I'm sure will be a total success, 90 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,476 and completely uneventful. 91 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:53,443 (Scissors snip) 92 00:02:53,511 --> 00:02:54,645 What a terrible example. 93 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:56,045 Come on, the store's doing fine. 94 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:57,614 And, I am getting better with money. 95 00:02:57,681 --> 00:03:00,216 Last week you tried to buy a 500 dollar monkey 96 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:01,484 on the black market. 97 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:02,785 A smoking monkey. 98 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,120 That investment would've paid for itself. 99 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:05,387 How would it have paid for itself? 100 00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,289 We would've sold him the cigarettes! 101 00:03:07,357 --> 00:03:08,390 Duh! 102 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:09,659 Yeah, I can't leave you alone. 103 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:11,660 Terry, the store is half mine. 104 00:03:11,728 --> 00:03:13,829 Let me prove I can run it on my own. 105 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:15,497 (Sighs) 106 00:03:15,564 --> 00:03:17,799 Okay, I'll take the day off. 107 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:21,169 And he'll be just fine on his own. 108 00:03:21,237 --> 00:03:22,504 (Arrow twangs) 109 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:23,972 Stop doing that! 110 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:28,402 Terry: All right, I taped emergency numbers to the counter, 111 00:03:28,502 --> 00:03:30,702 as well as instructions for the espresso machine. 112 00:03:30,804 --> 00:03:32,205 This just says, "do not use." 113 00:03:32,273 --> 00:03:33,339 Exactly, for the love of God, 114 00:03:33,407 --> 00:03:34,674 do not use that machine. 115 00:03:34,741 --> 00:03:37,977 When you use that machine, bad things happen. 116 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:40,079 Rayna, I knew you'd come back. 117 00:03:40,147 --> 00:03:41,581 - I come here every day. - Me too! 118 00:03:41,649 --> 00:03:42,515 We have so much in common. 119 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:43,849 Mm, not really. 120 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:45,350 Why hello, Rayna. 121 00:03:45,418 --> 00:03:46,851 One cappuccino. 122 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:48,587 I believe it is your favourite. 123 00:03:48,655 --> 00:03:50,222 Wow! Thank you, Peter. 124 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:52,324 You made that? With that machine? 125 00:03:52,392 --> 00:03:54,993 What can I say, I have everything under control. 126 00:03:55,061 --> 00:03:56,027 Okay, great. 127 00:03:57,297 --> 00:03:59,097 So... I'll just go. 128 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,034 (Slurps) 129 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:08,539 Is this a sock? No refunds. 130 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:10,575 I haven't paid yet. That'll be four dollars. 131 00:04:12,277 --> 00:04:13,644 Terry! 132 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,746 Terry cloth! Terry-dactyl! 133 00:04:15,814 --> 00:04:17,547 Terry: Chet! Chet...Guy. 134 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:18,915 Chett-er cheese. 135 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:19,982 I didn't know we were doing names. 136 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,018 That's hilarious! 137 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:23,220 Well, you look good. 138 00:04:23,287 --> 00:04:24,321 Oh yeah, I don't know. 139 00:04:24,388 --> 00:04:25,589 I just threw this on. 140 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,989 Man, is this your car? 141 00:04:27,057 --> 00:04:29,025 Hey, no man, now it's your car. 142 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:30,594 - What, really? - No, not really. 143 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,228 No, it's a rental. 144 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:35,030 Oh, I'm just so excited to see you, man! 145 00:04:35,098 --> 00:04:36,798 Oh God, I'm nervous. Are you nervous? 146 00:04:36,866 --> 00:04:37,866 Okay. 147 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,235 So what are you doing in town? 148 00:04:39,302 --> 00:04:41,203 My company's expanding all over the world, my friend. 149 00:04:41,271 --> 00:04:43,171 Toronto, Vancouver, 150 00:04:43,773 --> 00:04:44,640 Dubai, 151 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,241 - All right. - Hong Kong. 152 00:04:47,076 --> 00:04:49,110 Oh, listen to me, I'm just listing places! 153 00:04:49,177 --> 00:04:51,145 Breathe, you're good, you're good. 154 00:04:51,213 --> 00:04:52,213 Chet: We were gonna build a facility 155 00:04:52,281 --> 00:04:53,715 around the corner from here, but... 156 00:04:54,181 --> 00:04:56,615 your friend out there told us this neighbourhood was a sinkhole. 157 00:04:56,719 --> 00:04:59,120 Why am I not surprised? 158 00:04:59,187 --> 00:05:00,788 How are you buddy? You smell great! 159 00:05:00,856 --> 00:05:02,624 Ha! Oh, you know how it is. 160 00:05:02,691 --> 00:05:03,891 I'm pretty successful. 161 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,892 Dan: Ha! No, you're not! 162 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,194 He runs a comic book store with his brother. 163 00:05:08,263 --> 00:05:09,696 They sleep in bunk beds. 164 00:05:09,764 --> 00:05:11,064 (Laughs derisively) 165 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:13,333 Terry: That's only partially true! 166 00:05:13,401 --> 00:05:14,434 That's only partially true. 167 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:15,569 Yeah, yeah. 168 00:05:15,637 --> 00:05:16,803 What's that perfume you're wearing? 169 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:18,305 - Pulled pork? - Lame. 170 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:20,206 - Excuse me? - You used that one last week. 171 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:21,607 You're running out of material. 172 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:23,208 Well, you're running out of time to have a baby. 173 00:05:23,277 --> 00:05:25,010 Two weeks ago. 174 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:26,646 Bernie! I need to talk to you. 175 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:28,581 Why? Did you finally grow hair down there? 176 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:31,083 Uh, you tried that on me last week. 177 00:05:31,151 --> 00:05:32,251 Let me guess. 178 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:33,852 Terry can't stop talking about my book, 179 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,020 now you wanna read it too. 180 00:05:35,088 --> 00:05:36,454 What book? You wrote a book? 181 00:05:36,522 --> 00:05:37,922 My pre-teen vampire novel. 182 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,257 "Are you there, God? It's me, Dracula!" 183 00:05:39,325 --> 00:05:40,625 - What a terrible title. - What? 184 00:05:40,693 --> 00:05:42,694 I mean, you will really have to show it to me sometime. 185 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:43,861 I've got your copy right here! 186 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,364 Dear God, it's upsettingly large! 187 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:47,732 Thank you. 188 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,768 Look, um Terry left me in charge of the store, 189 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:52,136 and I can totally handle it on my own, 190 00:05:52,204 --> 00:05:54,371 but there's a bit of a situation. 191 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:56,707 Oh, how bad could it be? 192 00:05:57,975 --> 00:06:00,277 (Circus music plays, monkey screeches) 193 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:01,211 Mmm... 194 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,647 Chet: I'd say, how about I buy you a car? 195 00:06:04,715 --> 00:06:06,817 (Chet and Terry laugh) 196 00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:08,251 Hey, thanks so much for lunch, man. 197 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:09,585 It was great hanging out with an adult. 198 00:06:09,653 --> 00:06:11,554 Yeah, yeah, it was great. 199 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,756 Hey, come work with me! 200 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,627 - What? - You could run my... 201 00:06:17,695 --> 00:06:19,594 Hong Kong office. 202 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:21,163 Chet, this is a huge opportunity. 203 00:06:21,231 --> 00:06:24,800 This would change my whole life! 204 00:06:24,868 --> 00:06:27,136 I don't think I can leave my brother alone with the store. 205 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,206 Well, think it over. 206 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,275 I've gotta know by noon tomorrow. 207 00:06:35,410 --> 00:06:36,510 All right. 208 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:39,180 (Peter and Bernie whistle) 209 00:06:42,351 --> 00:06:43,551 Oh! Why hello, Terry. 210 00:06:43,618 --> 00:06:44,919 Back so soon? 211 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,555 How time flies when nothing eventful is happening. 212 00:06:47,622 --> 00:06:50,457 Everything looks... totally normal. 213 00:06:50,524 --> 00:06:51,925 It is normal, right, Bernie? 214 00:06:51,993 --> 00:06:52,893 (Circus music plays) 215 00:06:52,961 --> 00:06:54,228 (Monkey screeches) 216 00:06:54,295 --> 00:06:56,330 Totally normal, I didn't kiss a woman with a beard. 217 00:06:56,397 --> 00:06:57,630 What was that? 218 00:06:57,698 --> 00:06:58,598 (Monkey screeches) 219 00:06:58,666 --> 00:07:00,067 What was that? 220 00:07:00,134 --> 00:07:01,869 I'm not a total screw up who needs constant supervision, 221 00:07:01,936 --> 00:07:03,536 I'm a professional. 222 00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:04,571 (Monkey screeches, bangs and thumps) 223 00:07:04,638 --> 00:07:06,572 Is that coming from the air vents? 224 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:08,774 That is the furnace. 225 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:10,042 Huh. It sounds like a monkey. 226 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,710 No, it's definitely the furnace, 227 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:14,113 I will now... go fix it, 228 00:07:14,181 --> 00:07:15,948 like a professional would. 229 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:17,350 Just... one moment. Please. 230 00:07:18,518 --> 00:07:19,886 Okay. 231 00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:22,020 Yah! Yah! (Monkey screeches) 232 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:26,457 Looks like Peter's got everything under control. 233 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:27,692 Absolutely. 234 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,660 You might even say a circus full of freaks 235 00:07:29,728 --> 00:07:32,030 never trashed the place. 236 00:07:32,098 --> 00:07:33,965 Well, maybe I can go after all. 237 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:35,200 What? Go? 238 00:07:35,268 --> 00:07:36,434 Go where? 239 00:07:36,502 --> 00:07:39,270 I just got offered a job in Hong Kong. 240 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,439 But, but, but... 241 00:07:42,507 --> 00:07:43,374 Peter: Okay. (Monkey screams) 242 00:07:43,441 --> 00:07:45,142 Just a- ugh! Ugh! 243 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:46,743 Just a rat in a pillowcase, 244 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,312 not a monkey in a pillowcase. 245 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:51,148 Who's angry, I'll be right back. 246 00:07:51,216 --> 00:07:52,416 You can't just leave! 247 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:54,117 He's gotten used to you being here. 248 00:07:54,184 --> 00:07:55,518 He even spends extra time in the morning 249 00:07:55,585 --> 00:07:57,853 getting dressed so tha you'll notice me- him! 250 00:07:57,922 --> 00:08:00,623 You're right. He'll be crushed. 251 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:04,360 Unless I find the perfect time to tell him. 252 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,896 Like at that party he wanted to throw! 253 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,531 I'm not sure that's a great idea. 254 00:08:08,598 --> 00:08:09,698 Too late. 255 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:11,400 (People chatter) 256 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:12,867 Peter: And that's why you don't tickle an ewok! 257 00:08:12,936 --> 00:08:14,636 (All laugh) 258 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,672 Terry! Oh, thanks for helping! 259 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,743 This is so much better than my last party. 260 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:23,878 What are you looking at, Dark Badger?! 261 00:08:23,947 --> 00:08:24,879 Oof! 262 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:26,781 Worst birthday ever. 263 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,083 (Retching sounds) 264 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:30,518 Yeah, so much better. 265 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:33,220 No problem, that's what brothers are for. 266 00:08:33,288 --> 00:08:34,722 Hmm? 267 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,357 Why the long face? 268 00:08:36,425 --> 00:08:38,392 Did KFC raise the price of gravy again? 269 00:08:38,461 --> 00:08:39,761 Yeah, yeah, I've heard it before. 270 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:41,028 Here's a new one. 271 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:42,463 (Clears throat) 272 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:44,631 "When Abigail entered the room, even the teachers laughed." 273 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:45,999 "It's not easy to do your make up 274 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,234 "when you can't see your reflection!" 275 00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:49,636 I think my brain just puked. 276 00:08:49,704 --> 00:08:51,037 That's chapter thirty-seven! 277 00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:52,473 You read thirty-seven chapters? 278 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,574 (Gasps joyfully) 279 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:55,241 Dan: Get a room. 280 00:08:55,309 --> 00:08:56,477 Oh! 281 00:08:56,544 --> 00:08:57,544 Ugh! 282 00:08:57,612 --> 00:09:00,012 Terry, this party is awesome! 283 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,180 It's got everything! 284 00:09:01,247 --> 00:09:04,083 We've got hot girl on bearded girl action, 285 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:05,485 cheezolas! 286 00:09:05,552 --> 00:09:08,253 Ah, the worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. 287 00:09:08,321 --> 00:09:09,489 Peter: That is Trevor Stiles! 288 00:09:09,556 --> 00:09:11,256 He is the larping king! 289 00:09:11,324 --> 00:09:12,892 He's the coolest guy I know. 290 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,860 Terry: What?! 291 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:14,893 This guy? 292 00:09:14,961 --> 00:09:16,260 This is the coolest guy you know? 293 00:09:16,328 --> 00:09:17,496 What about me? 294 00:09:17,563 --> 00:09:18,997 Well, you're the second coolest. 295 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:19,798 Man: Hey! 296 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:22,734 Okay, third coolest. 297 00:09:22,802 --> 00:09:25,103 Trevor, Trevor! Of the House of Stiles. 298 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:27,105 It is an honour to have you at our party. 299 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,940 It really is. 300 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:31,041 I'm here for the wenches, the wine, 301 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:32,376 and the cheezolas. 302 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,145 And now, if I may, 303 00:09:35,213 --> 00:09:36,580 an elvish blessing. 304 00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,517 (Speaking elvish) 305 00:09:45,524 --> 00:09:47,223 He's so bad ass! 306 00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:49,626 Terry: So, you're happy? 307 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:52,061 Oh! I am so happy, 308 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:53,730 right now I could take any news. 309 00:09:53,797 --> 00:09:55,264 Perfect! I got offered a job in Hong Kong, 310 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:56,365 and I'm taking it. 311 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,001 What? When? 312 00:09:58,068 --> 00:09:59,602 Tomorrow. 313 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,437 And you're telling me now? 314 00:10:01,505 --> 00:10:03,171 Well, I wanted to wait 'til you were in a good mood. 315 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:04,840 So you could ruin it? 316 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,675 You're-you're a snake! 317 00:10:06,743 --> 00:10:08,443 You're a beer-soaked snake! 318 00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:10,078 You're gonna throw your beer at me, aren't you? 319 00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:11,179 Surprise! 320 00:10:11,247 --> 00:10:12,648 Yeah, thought so. 321 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:15,150 Trevor: Who dareth soak my cape? 322 00:10:18,187 --> 00:10:19,420 Your ass is mine! 323 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:21,022 Tomorrow, 5:00 pm. 324 00:10:21,089 --> 00:10:22,456 No holds barred! 325 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:23,591 Costumes optional. 326 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,561 (Laughing) Costumes optional. 327 00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:29,396 You ladies are gonna have one of your pretend fights? 328 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:30,431 (Laughs) 329 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:31,331 Oof! 330 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:36,169 Trevor: Nothing is pretend anymore. 331 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,772 Come! If we hurry, my mom will make us tacos. 332 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,707 (Trevor's posse laughs) 333 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:42,208 Seriously. 334 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:43,977 I'm a dead man. 335 00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:44,945 Don't worry. 336 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,312 Why? Because you have my back? 337 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,014 Oh no wait, you don't, 'cause you're leaving! 338 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,015 Thanks for nothing! 339 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:50,950 (Sighs heavily) 340 00:10:53,913 --> 00:10:55,280 Candi: This is so bad. 341 00:10:55,348 --> 00:10:56,481 Do you wanna tell me about what part you hate now? 342 00:10:56,549 --> 00:10:57,414 Nope. 343 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:02,053 What about when Abigail wins the heart of her werewolf soccer coach 344 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:03,354 by using the power of imagination? 345 00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:04,521 Terrible. 346 00:11:04,589 --> 00:11:05,857 If you hate it so much, then why read it? 347 00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:07,125 I don't want to, 348 00:11:07,192 --> 00:11:08,592 I have to finish every book that I start. 349 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,628 It's a thing, now get folding. 350 00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:11,528 Huh. 351 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,297 Give me that back to me! 352 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:15,665 I'm not finished hating it yet! 353 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:18,034 Do you wanna find out what happens to Abigail at the spring formal? 354 00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:18,935 No! 355 00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,605 Does Justin bring her that garlic corsage? 356 00:11:22,673 --> 00:11:23,506 Wouldn't you like to know. 357 00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:24,808 I must! 358 00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:25,776 Then you get folding! 359 00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:26,977 (Huffs angrily) 360 00:11:28,612 --> 00:11:30,012 Bernie! What am I gonna do? 361 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,647 Peter relax. 362 00:11:31,714 --> 00:11:32,882 Perhaps with a good read? 363 00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:34,449 Terry can't leave, I have a fight today! 364 00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:35,651 I don't know how to run the store, 365 00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:37,052 and we still haven't built a tree house yet, 366 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,487 or planted that tree! 367 00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:40,823 Peter, the other day we chased away circus freaks, 368 00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:43,592 wrangled a monkey, and I kissed a bearded woman. 369 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,059 We lead full lives. 370 00:11:45,127 --> 00:11:46,127 That was one hour. 371 00:11:46,195 --> 00:11:47,361 Terry does it all day. 372 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,831 If he waited for the perfect time, 373 00:11:49,899 --> 00:11:51,332 - he'd never leave. - Exactly! 374 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,801 He should never leave! 375 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,002 I mean, why does he even wanna go? 376 00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:56,537 Running a comic book shop is the dream life! 377 00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:58,539 But maybe not his dream life. 378 00:11:58,607 --> 00:12:00,741 You just blew my mind. 379 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,209 I have to let him go. 380 00:12:02,277 --> 00:12:04,945 I know the perfect goodbye gift. 381 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:08,282 Get that book out of my face! 382 00:12:08,349 --> 00:12:09,649 (Door dings) 383 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,623 Hey, Pete! 384 00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,391 I've been thinking. 385 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:21,427 About the fight, 386 00:12:21,494 --> 00:12:22,594 how about you cry like a little girl, 387 00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:24,197 while I piss myself? 388 00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,365 That way we'll be too pathetic to punch. 389 00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:27,967 The old number six. 390 00:12:28,035 --> 00:12:30,369 What, so you're not leaving? 391 00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:31,770 I can't let you fight him on your own, 392 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:34,105 he's the Wayne Gretzky of... larking. 393 00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:36,141 - Larping. - Sure. who cares. 394 00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:37,809 The point is, 395 00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:39,677 there will be other dream jobs. 396 00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:42,480 At huge companies... Overseas. 397 00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:45,150 No, there won't. 398 00:12:45,218 --> 00:12:47,785 You're taking the job. 399 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,086 I can't! 400 00:12:49,154 --> 00:12:50,921 Trevor's gonna beat you up, and you hate beatings. 401 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,656 I sure do, 402 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:55,025 but the fight's off. 403 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:56,693 What? 404 00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:58,128 No fight! I simply apologized to Trevor, 405 00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:00,430 and it's all good. 406 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:02,233 See, I took care of everything on my own. 407 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,034 Wow! Good for you! 408 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,736 So, now you're free to hop on that plane 409 00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,238 and enjoy your in-flight jacuzzis, 410 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:09,372 and shuffle board. 411 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:10,740 How do you know so little about planes? 412 00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:13,976 See Terry, my dream job is to run a comic book store. 413 00:13:14,077 --> 00:13:16,945 But you need to go out and find your own "comic book store". 414 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,381 Thanks. 415 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:21,350 Sure, my "comic book store" is an actual comic book store, 416 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,819 every man has his own "comic book store." 417 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,021 Who knows what your "comic book store" will be. 418 00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:27,456 Stop saying "comic book store." 419 00:13:27,491 --> 00:13:30,157 (Whispers) Comic book store. 420 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:34,863 Well... this is your last chance. 421 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,830 Come on, dive in. 422 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,465 The water's fine 423 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,567 I will almost miss those lame pick-up lines. 424 00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,902 You won't have to. 425 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:42,437 Wrote down a few of the favourites. 426 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,105 They should get you through a few weeks. 427 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,873 These are terrible, thank you. 428 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,307 I made this for you. 429 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,878 This just says, "no." Impressive! 430 00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:53,280 - Take care of yourself. - Yeah. 431 00:13:54,716 --> 00:13:56,417 I hope you die in a plane crash. 432 00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:57,984 Or some God awful disease. 433 00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,152 As long as you die. 434 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:02,121 Oh, small penis! I just got that. 435 00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:03,022 Boyd: I'm really gonna miss you, Peter. 436 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:04,490 - Terry. - Right! 437 00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:06,626 And if in your travels you come across a one legged man, 438 00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:08,628 who answers to the name of Vargas, 439 00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:10,195 tell him I want my life back! 440 00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,432 All right. Boyd: All right. 441 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:13,533 Bernie: For the trip. Terry: A mixed CD? 442 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,134 No, it's the audio copy of my book, 443 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,101 as read by me. 444 00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:17,368 Oh, you shouldn't have. 445 00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:18,637 We all know you don't want that. 446 00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:20,439 Give it to me! 447 00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:22,173 Just give me a hint! 448 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:25,477 Is Montague gonna repeat grade nine? 449 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,711 Bernie: Come back soon. 450 00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,713 Terry: Well, probably not. 451 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,653 Well, what can I say? 452 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,787 I'm gonna miss you, man. 453 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,355 Sssshh! Don't speak. 454 00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:39,323 Just-just go. 455 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:42,059 Yeah, well... 456 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,394 I will. 457 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:45,763 (Car starts) 458 00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:48,298 Bernie: You wanna get a drink? 459 00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,199 Can't! I have a fight to train for. 460 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,568 I thought that got cancelled. 461 00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:53,837 Trevor Stiles never misses a fight. 462 00:14:53,904 --> 00:14:56,038 No, I just couldn't let Terry stay for me. 463 00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:58,741 But Trevor's gonna beat the crap out of you! 464 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,877 Don't worry Bernie, I have a plan. 465 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:01,845 What's the plan? 466 00:15:01,912 --> 00:15:04,180 To come up with a plan! 467 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:08,484 Got it! 468 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:12,955 Dan! I need you to train me. 469 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,958 Finally get into the special Olympics? 470 00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:17,693 (Chuckles) I'm just joking. 471 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,427 Those guys are real athletes. 472 00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:21,261 I'm gonna fight the guy who knocked you out. 473 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:25,432 And the enemy of my enemy is my friend's enemy. 474 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,568 Close enough. 475 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,037 All right cream puff, I'm in. 476 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,774 (Dramatic music plays) 477 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:34,609 (Straining) 478 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,647 I'm out, this looks like way too much work. 479 00:15:40,715 --> 00:15:41,815 But the enemy of my enemy- 480 00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,349 Hell, what do I care? I hate both of you. 481 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:44,818 Either he gets beat up, or you do. 482 00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:46,052 Both ways I win. 483 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,987 I'll show you! 484 00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:49,723 Yaaaah! 485 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:50,624 Oh! Aww! 486 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:54,727 (Sighs) 487 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,596 You're going through with this? 488 00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,498 It's just something I have to do. 489 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,900 Alone. 490 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,367 Man: Not quite! 491 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,170 You came! 492 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:07,840 We could not let you charge into battle alone. 493 00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:09,507 Know this; 494 00:16:09,575 --> 00:16:11,676 Whatever hell is unleashed here today, 495 00:16:11,744 --> 00:16:14,012 we will stand with you. 496 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,749 (Sound of hooves thudding) 497 00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,453 (Horse nickers) 498 00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:24,422 Trevor: Easy, dear horse. 499 00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:26,823 Holy shit, he brought a horse. 500 00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:28,525 Yeah. We're out. 501 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,029 Damn it! 502 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:33,396 Boyd, do something. 503 00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:35,632 He brought a goddamn horse! 504 00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,935 Prepare for Armageddon! 505 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:41,136 (Car screeches to a halt) 506 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:43,205 Terry: Not quite yet! 507 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:45,975 (Sword clangs) 508 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:47,877 I will stand with you. 509 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,579 Terry! You're here to save me! 510 00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:51,581 Uh no, actually I didn't even know you needed saving. 511 00:16:51,648 --> 00:16:52,915 I'm kinda making this up as I go! 512 00:16:52,983 --> 00:16:54,717 Then why did you come back? 513 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:56,285 For me. 514 00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:58,419 I came back because... 515 00:16:58,487 --> 00:17:00,622 Maybe my "comic book store" 516 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,624 is actually a comic book store too. 517 00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:03,758 What the hell are you talking about? 518 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,493 The comic book- uh... 519 00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:07,028 The point is, 520 00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:09,397 maybe this is where I belong. 521 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:10,431 Trevor: Ahem! 522 00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:12,067 Guy on a horse here. 523 00:17:12,134 --> 00:17:13,133 Right, right. 524 00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:14,768 Uh, well Trevor, 525 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,303 looks like you're outnumbered. 526 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,906 Oh, really? I don't think so. 527 00:17:18,974 --> 00:17:19,807 To my side! 528 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:25,846 (Spectators gasp) 529 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,448 Okay well, that was short lived. 530 00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:29,682 Guess this is it, 531 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,984 we're doomed. 532 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,518 Not for long. 533 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:37,824 Friends, now is the hour that we stand as men. 534 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,627 And some ladies, thank you for coming out. 535 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,261 On this day, 536 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,863 with my brother by my side, 537 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,631 I say to all of you... 538 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,933 Whoever sheds blood today, 539 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,368 shall be my brother too! 540 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,269 No chance! 541 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,107 Ten percent off comics for the rest of the month. 542 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,042 - We're in! - Yes! 543 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,578 (Fighters talk encouragingly) All right! Let's go! 544 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,880 The numbers favour us! 545 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,983 Do they? Or you need a new abacus? 546 00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,318 (Horn blows) 547 00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,319 Abacus? 548 00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:13,390 Trevor: Yes, yes! 549 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,459 My minions! 550 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:19,663 (Fighters murmur excitedly) 551 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:24,200 I was never very good at math. 552 00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:26,269 (Flute plays) 553 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,241 (Fighters talk excitedly) 554 00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:39,648 (Sword clangs) 555 00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:42,184 The time for ass kicking is nigh! 556 00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,521 I guess we get our asses kicked now. 557 00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:47,422 Together. 558 00:18:49,158 --> 00:18:50,958 (Screaming) For the Silver Salmon! 559 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,126 (Fighters cheer) 560 00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:54,562 Now do we start hitting them? 561 00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:57,165 Yes Terry, now we start to hit them! 562 00:18:57,232 --> 00:18:58,199 (Fighters roar) 563 00:18:58,266 --> 00:18:59,167 Unleash hell! 564 00:19:00,769 --> 00:19:01,903 (Fighters roar) 565 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:04,538 (Swords clang) 566 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:08,575 Excellent, knights! 567 00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:11,477 Strike fear in their hearts! 568 00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:13,013 Actually, this is quite impressive. 569 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:14,081 (Fighters squeal) 570 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:16,216 Oh. 571 00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:17,417 Or not. 572 00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:18,685 Are those slapfests? 573 00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:20,220 That's- no, that's not very... 574 00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:21,420 That's not very knightly. 575 00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:22,654 (Sword clangs) 576 00:19:22,723 --> 00:19:23,756 All right, you got me. 577 00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:25,124 Good game. 578 00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:26,158 Nerd: Ow! 579 00:19:27,594 --> 00:19:29,128 I'm surrounded by Peters! 580 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:30,996 (Shudders) 581 00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:32,998 (Fighters scream and squeal) 582 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:36,468 Yaaaaah! 583 00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:39,670 Victory is in sight! Now I will join the fray. 584 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:40,772 (Arrow whooshes) 585 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,672 Ow! God! Ow! 586 00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:44,642 (Blowing) 587 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,411 Whoa, whoa! 588 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,512 What the hell? 589 00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,650 Peter: Sorry! 590 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,317 I was trying to shoot the sword out of your hand. 591 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,054 Yeah well, sorry doesn't un-shoot my arm! 592 00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:58,756 Terry: All right Peter, give it. 593 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,157 I have a bowling game this weekend! 594 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:02,659 Well, I guess I don't. So, I-I quit! 595 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,428 I don't wanna play anyway! 596 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,198 Sorry. Sorry, everybody. 597 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,399 Sorry, bad arrow safety. 598 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:11,533 Trevor: Oh! Ah! 599 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,003 Stupid game! 600 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,508 You were good out there. 601 00:20:20,575 --> 00:20:21,642 Thanks, so were you. 602 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:22,710 They okay? 603 00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,112 They're being read teen fantasy 604 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,413 by a real live girl. 605 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,282 This is their Christmas. 606 00:20:27,349 --> 00:20:28,416 Bernie: (Reading) "There they stood. 607 00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:29,950 Two lockers filled not with books, 608 00:20:30,018 --> 00:20:33,053 but with the undead bodies of a prom king and queen. 609 00:20:33,121 --> 00:20:34,955 "School's out for... never." 610 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:37,090 Candi: Finally! 611 00:20:37,158 --> 00:20:38,392 What a piece of crap! 612 00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:39,326 Bernie: "To be continued." 613 00:20:39,394 --> 00:20:40,294 Candi: Oh, come on! 614 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:43,163 (Groans) 615 00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:46,098 Come to congratulate us on our victory? 616 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,633 It was impressive, I know. 617 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,734 True, I've never seen a man 618 00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,869 tickle someone into submission before. 619 00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:52,638 I'm not proud of that. 620 00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:53,538 This is for you. 621 00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:56,808 This just says "maybe." 622 00:20:57,977 --> 00:20:59,077 Oh! 623 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:01,179 See? Together we can handle anything! 624 00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,014 Two brothers stand alone- 625 00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:04,049 Two people can't be alone. 626 00:21:04,116 --> 00:21:05,817 Two brothers, versus the world! 627 00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:07,085 Why is it us versus the world? 628 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:08,519 Come on, Terry! 629 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,289 Fine, just this once. 630 00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:13,657 Terry: Two brothers... Peter: Stand together. 631 00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:14,724 Terry: Against all odds. 632 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:15,960 Peter: In an epic battle. 633 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:17,294 Terry: For the fate of all mankind. 634 00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:18,429 Peter: And they call themselves... 635 00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:20,897 The masters of the Plazaverse! 636 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:22,099 (Thunderclap sounds) 637 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,334 Terry: (Sighs) That's a terrible title. 638 00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:24,134 Peter: What?! 639 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:35,000 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 43554

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