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Original subtitles

It is high time that you get married, Alexandre.

Soon, nobody wants him anymore.

Look at your brother. He is married and has a child, soon maybe two.

Someone must bring the Karrastopoulosรคtten on.

But we'll never be a wedding picture where -just toilet paper!

- All married I do feel bad. - That's life.

You get married, you have children, you feel bad ... But you're married!

- Otherwise aged man alone. - And die alone.

You need a woman who cooks, cleans, cuts your toenails ...

Come and get yourself a little muscle on my gym -

- So you get lots of women since.

I would take Stavroula. She has a good job and lots of money.

- How much? - Two properties at Circular Quay.

I can meet girls on their own.

- When I die, then? - Yes, if it comes to that.

I may never get married!

What a shame. Your little brother getting married before you.

Your dad's so handsome, dressed up to the spirit in the bottle.

- Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.

- Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.

Get out, all men. It is time for the women's party.

Pythagoras, Greek course, showed that Cยฒ = aยฒ + bยฒ.

When will we get use to it?

- You play football, huh? If you lift weights? - Yes, to gain muscle.

Mathematics trains the muscles up here -

- So you get better at football.

No cell phones in class, the tutor!

- I will not. - We always go out on Fridays!

- Claire will bring a colleague. - I do not like to be paired.

- Is he talking with his girlfriend? - He's gay.

- Your students say you're gay. - They always do.

Now you can prove otherwise.

No, I never set my foot in a bar again.

Talk to her. She is Greek, it will appear on the mustache.

- Sorry! - Will not you help me up?

Well, of course.

Sorry.

How did it go?

Apart from the fracture and should dress ...

- Take the barstool, you. - No, I do not want it.

- Well, take it. - I'll take it.

- It was Greek. - I'm not greek.

- What the hell am I doing ...? - What did you say?

I was hittvingad.

I also! I have worked in court all day and a colleague took me here.

- So you're a lawyer? - Greedy and uncaring ... I know.

- No, I thought extol the legal profession. - So you're a lawyer?

No, I'm a math teacher.

Should not you be at home and solve equations?

I calculated the probability of meeting someone nice here.

- How big was it? - I have not finished counting yet.

- My name is Eve. - Alex.

So you've found each other.

What a beautiful view.

Yes, I see it from work every day, but have never climbed.

- What oaustraliskt of you! - Have you done it?

No, I'm afraid of heights.

Dad went over that bridge 40 years ago, with $ 20 in his pocket.

He jumped on a boat and said, "Take me to the Harbour Bridge!"

Two days later, he met a grumpy old Greek.

"Are you Greek? This is my daughter."

When they reached the bridge was mom and dad promised.

Four houses and a souvlakibar later, here I am.

My parents have only one house.

They use the notes as insulation, as all Arabs.

- You will probably not sleep much last night. - I do not live with Paul.

- Do you live alone? - No.

- At the parents? - It's a little hard to explain ...

I live with my. The real estate market is difficult and the rent is just ...

- ... Dead money. My father's words. - It's Mom's standard phrase.

- See you. - Do not do anything I would not do.

What do we do now?

- What is everyone doing at this time. - What is it?

- I'm a bit of a speed demon. - You do not say...

- What have you been drinking? - No, it is against my religion.

But above all, let me be for the sake of calories.

Hello there! So there you must not do.

Shut up! Mind your own business!

- Incredible! - Yes, what is it with people ...?

- Alexandre? Is it you? - Yes, Daddy.

Thanks for the ride.

I usually let my students meet with professionals of foreign origin ...

- It's probably not a good idea. - Why not?

I take 480 per hour.

I'm just kidding.

How you going to get married when you're doing that?

Pinched you see her ass? Come, I will show.

Prepared? Come on, lift!

Take in! Come on! One more!

One, two ... So yes!

Six ... Well, take in!

With crossed legs. Very nice!

Hello, girls.

A crappy, crappy two, three shit ...

I apologize.

It's time for something fun, exciting and stimulating: Algebra!

- The Arabs invented algebra. - The Greeks invented everything, Rima!

Rima's right. The Arabs invented it, but the Greeks made it sexy.

- Alpha, Beta ... - ... gamma neck.

Hi.

- Can I come in? - Sure, come on in.

Miss El Masry's lawyer -

- And will talk to you about the law as a career choice.

Come out, you bรคfvans lawyer!

Stop boast your Shakespeare Quote, schoolmaster.

- Excuse me, are you single? - I only helps.

- As if she was dating a teacher. - What is wrong with the teacher?

- Give the iron, the schoolmaster. - Talk about personal chemistry.

You have to think about chemistry in the next lesson.

When I was your age were also losers to school.

"I was an immigrant kid who no one believed" -

- "But I struggled and succeeded." Recognize this?

How many of you want to contribute to society?

Giving voice to those who do not have their own voice.

Defending human rights?

How many of you want to get rich?

If he asks, do you go out with him?

- You are persistent, that's good. - What the hell did you call me ?!

- Thanks for letting me come here. - Thanks! Students liked you.

Okay bye.

- You should have asked her. - I told you he's gay.

Why did you do it?

I thought about it, but saw before me that our parents met.

When should you stop adapt to your parents? Call her!

Mr. Karrastopoulos! Here comes the unwanted son.

Hey, it's Eve. Leave a message.

Servant. Hi.

This is Alex from school. I just wanted to say hi -

- And thank you for coming today.

And...

You have Burns to Crown tomorrow morning, Claire.

Tack.

The food is delicious, Mrs. Karrastopoulos.

It does not fit, you can cook your own food.

Send the bread. Wake!

- Behave yourself, Stav. - He's gone.

Sorry.

- Hello? - If I call inappropriate?

- No not at all! - I was going to ask if you want ...

- Why do you have a Muslim books? - A moment.

They are Paul. He is dating a Muslim. But I advise him.

- Why do you do it? - Because she's a Muslim!

- Are you happy, Paul? - I love her.

Do not listen to this idiot. So what if she is Muslim?

- Just our boys are happy. - Amen!

Thousands of women, and you choose a Muslim?

- How do you stand out? - Alcohol in quantities.

Sorry about that. Want to go for a drink sometime?

- It's probably not a good idea. - Personal chemistry, then? Students saw it.

- It is not. - So you agree? Just a drink!

No, you do not drink. No ... pork steak? Vegetarian?

I'm sorry, Alex. It was nice meeting you.

She's checking you out.

The church is the perfect pickup instead.

I'm just trying to help.

Picks up on my wife in the church?

Incompetent.

I got engaged on Saturday, with my cousin Abdul.

- Cousin? - It's okay in our religion.

Every Lebanese is married to his cousin.

Do not look so shocked, it was allowed in England too.

Yes, but it's not 1500 anymore earnings ratio.

- When are you getting married? - Next year. If you know you know it.

A friend of mine recently met a Muslim woman, and said the same thing.

- Where they met? - At a bar.

- She drank alcohol? - No water.

- Dating you a Muslim? - No, a friend.

Be careful you do not get a rod of her brothers.

- What do you see in him, Sara? - His cock is as great as his ego.

If she is a believer bet she did not wholeheartedly until she marries.

A wise Muslim does not choose a non - Muslim. The parents are insane!

- He has good job, good family ... - Our values โ€‹โ€‹differ.

- You're damn smoked. - Chris ...

You're damn smoked.

- You must work on your love life. - Yes, you need a girlfriend.

- Why do I need it? - You see empty out.

Yes, it radiates not about you.

It fixes most of the brothel for $ 180.

- Hello. - Stalking is a crime.

It's not stalking if you only do it once. I hope...

How can you be sure that you do not say to yourself in 30 years:

"Alex should have had a chance. He was lactose intolerant, but okay."

- She gives you a chance. - Really?

Paja not a clichรฉ biodejt only.

I had imagined this.

GIFT VOUCHER

- Yeah, do you have any brothers? - Five pieces.

But do not worry, they sit inside.

What are you doing?

- Is she Greek? - No, but she would like.

- I like her already. - You will love her.

She talks about her problems, you should not try to solve them.

I have been a real casanova.

Go to a fancy place, was not stingy. Here you get.

- Have fun now. - Thanks.

He is matchless.

- How is the weather in Beirut? - Do not yell, they can hear you.

Show us the husband.

Come and visit now.

- How's it going? - Eve! Eve!

We skypar! Where are you?

I have to hurry out.

Muhammad, your fiance, he skypar from Lebanon!

- He is not my fiance. - Soon!

- I'm not interested! - You had so much fun together.

It was a year ago. Forget it.

- It is a good Muslim family. - Stop! We're just friends.

- Talk to him. - I can not, Mom.

Please, Mom, you can not.

Talk a little short for my sake.

Sorry, Dad.

- Hey, Eve! - Hello. How are you?

- Good. How is it at work? - Good. Much to do.

I was going to come and visit.

There ... I have ... It would be nice.

- Then we can hang out. - Yes.

It goes up the stairs to bรฅgvalvets highest point -1332 steps.

Arch rises to 134 meters above sea level.

The roadway is so high that cruise ships can pass underneath.

With six million bolts and 52,000 tons of steel ...

Excuse. Did you come here by boat under the bridge?

I came with jumbo jet, your whippersnapper.

- How is the weather in Beirut? - Warm. It's summer.

- How is it with you? - Cold.

I must go now, I'm late. It was nice to talk.

See you soon. Bye.

Where are you going?

I knew you would come. This is yours.

- Thanks. - How does it feel?

Do not worry, this will be fun.

No...

If you want to stay?

No ... I want to end up.

You did it!

- Look at the view! - No.

Mother!

- Come home for dinner. - Yes good Bye.

When will you get married? We can find a nice Muslim at you in Lebanon.

- Maybe I will find someone before then. - You do not like the Muslims here.

- He may not be a Muslim. - An Australian, full days on end?

"G'day, mate! Ro hit beer and meat pie!"

- What is their culture? - Greek culture, then?

Greeks are talking only about the antiquity! They think they have invented everything.

- Do not they? - No, Sanskrit came from us.

- Oil and algebra. - We give to charity.

Greeks are greedy. They have to pay to pray!

I knew Greg.

I had a mind to kill you.

If your father found out, he had done it.

But I know you will not pull dishonor upon us again.

Good morning. My name is Bassam and I'll talk to you today.

- Why do we have headscarves? - I told you.

Islam is all about family. Islam is against everything that divides the family.

We Greeks also wants the family. Maybe too much sometimes.

Tomer is in love with a Muslim.

- Yes, he wants to learn about Islam. - What is a mosque with his owner to do?

- Will you marry non -muslimer? - Only men can do it.

- Damn smoked. - Chris!

I said "damn", not "damn".

Young law sometimes. I do too.

- If you need to convert? - We believe that everyone is born as Muslims.

So if you live as a Muslim, you may marry her.

- He must be a Muslim. - Now you get rod of the Greeks instead.

Okay, follow me.

- Here comes the bad influence! - Allahu Akbar ...

A sort of Lebanese trousseau. Mom has collected since before I was born.

- But she never married, like you. - Paul friar never.

- We must change. - Where are you going?

One thing about the job.

Muhammad is supposed Skype! What should I say?

Tell her she has met another.

She broke up because I was not married material.

I asked what it is, and she said, "over half a million after tax".

I took it pretty well, and pursued her only half a year.

When it ended with Greg, I left the country in a year.

He could not handle my religion. It would be easier to be a Christian.

- You have not hijab. - Then take the people for a bomber.

My parents are active believers, but not me. Are you religious?

Hell no, thank God ... They accept it, only I marry a Greek.

- Then this is doomed to failure. - Would little religion hinder us?

This is where we are. You will feel comfortable, it is traditional Greek.

Stuff I grew up with.

You've probably never been to a Greek feast before.

Can I join in?

- No ... - Come on, Eve!

- I do not know how to do it. - Left, right, left, right ...

And back. Are you in?

Alex!

He is full.

- Where have you been? - On a job ...

You meet a non -muslim. Do not lie to me!

- How did you find out? - Never mind! Have you...?

- Mamma! - Har ni haft s -e -x?

- It's none of your doing! - This is your fault!

- My fault? - You are not strict enough!

Your 30 year-old daughter's -e -x with a non -muslim!

Who put on my sister ?!

- What are the other Lebanese say? - So what what they gossip about!

- They will talk about us! - Salwa!

Should you pull dishonor upon your family for a stand about half a year?

Greg did after that!

Do his parents about it? Do you think they accept you?

Leave him!

- Want to get drunk? - Half is for me.

Really?

- Yikes! - You get used to it.

- Where is this going? - Which one?

Our relationship.

- Have you told your parents? - No.

Alex ... It's probably best that we end this -

- Before one of us gets hurt.

Okay.

- Come on. - Where?

I'll introduce you to my parents.

- If they are not mad then? - If they are not more than that, I'm satisfied.

- I can not believe I'm doing this. - Do not think, we just do it.

- We'll meet his parents. - Holy shit.

They have been together for five minutes, and now she will meet Alex's parents?

We have been together for five months. Why have not I been able to meet your?

It presents not fuck buddies for their parents.

So we're fuck buddies?

Out!

Mother? Dad? Is anybody home?

It is cleaner than my parents. I thought that was impossible.

Mommy's in love with detergent. No no...

- Do you use my home as a brothel? - No! This is...

This is Eve, my ... colleague.

- Snack, you had sex on the couch. - Is that why there are plastic covers?

- So good you have it. - Are you Greek?

- No, I'm l ... - Lesbian?

- No, I li ... - Lithuanian. She is from Lithuania.

- Where is it? - South America.

- Come on, Rod. - No, I want to know more about Lithuania.

You may have a friend of my waster?

- What kind are you looking for? - A woman with a pulse.

- I have a friend named Su Lin ... - An Asian?

- They're like cockroaches and any place! - Then I have an Australian.

They are tattooed, super, smoke ...

- They are light-footed. - But they like to ride.

And they can not cook, but meat pie in the microwave.

Do not worry about my husband. Only she is so kind, so we are satisfied.

I'm just kidding.

Lebanese Muslim, then?

- Why not? - They are terrorists.

- Suicide bombers. - Osama bin Laden.

- Fidel Castro. - No, now I take offense!

- Why? - Because I'm dating a Muslim!

Eve is not Lithuanian, but Lebanese.

And we should move in together!

A Muslim ?! Out! Out!

Are you happy now?

- That went well. - Beyond expectation.

- Really? - No.

Are you going to move in together? It's what I call dedication.

- What did the parents? - They had to call an ambulance.

- There you see. - Want to see these again or not?

This is Alex wrong.

- It can not work. - It is certain.

- Did you forget Greg? - Do not compare Alex with the pig.

Mom might have been right. Muhammad is perhaps best for me.

You're not interested, you said when you came home from Lebanon.

Because I'm an idiot. Marriage is a contract for reproduction sake.

Love is just a gimmick. All it gives us the anguish and heartache.

You do not believe in that stuff myself.

I can not imagine how my parents would react.

There is only one way to find out.

- Eve! Where have you been? - We have been beside ourselves with worry!

Muhammad has skypat all evening. What should I say?

Have you made out with your dirty Greeks?

He wants me to move in with him.

- It's not a good idea. - Feeling good mother?

Yes, but Dad has not been so angry -

- Since he forgot to submit lotto line, and he got four right.

How the hell were you thinking when you took home a Muslim ?!

Alex?

Let be my sister, otherwise you take out life insurance.

I thought you were in prison.

Good morning, my son!

Thanks! How are you, Mom?

Yes, do not worry about me. It takes more than that to kill me.

Is it true that your daughter should marry a non -muslim?

- Who told you that? - I saw it on Youtube.

Nonsense, they are just colleagues.

I swear on my mother's grave that she will marry a Muslim.

Hello, Mustafa and Ibrahim.

Dad wants to talk to you.

Now you are in trouble, Uncle Alex.

Your Lebanese seem nice, but then you forget about the house.

I do not want the house.

You get a car, vacation in Greece, you just do not get married.

- I do not want a car. - Then you're not my son!

You're not even religious, dad. You think it's hypocrisy.

- Quiet, the priest can hear. - You've said it yourself.

- All just gossip in the church. - Other boys go anyway there.

- They just go there to pick up. - If only you had done it!

- Greece and Islam's enemies. - We live in Australia, Dad.

So you want him to marry a Lebanese?

Greece was occupied by the Muslims in 400 years. They slaughtered all Christian men.

But we fought! If you marry you throw away 400 years of struggle -

- For our religion, for our right to live ...

She is nice, but this is more important than love.

Finish, otherwise you lose your home, your family-all!

I remember the first game I took you on. Look, how happy you were.

Your mother was not as happy.

Sit down, I want to talk to you.

What should we do? Do you think you'll agree?

Alex is not a Muslim.

When we came here, we chose not to be like other Lebanese families.

We have encouraged you to blend in, to mix s ...

I thought that we were right, but now I do not anymore.

If we had been more stringent maybe this had not happened.

I'm sorry. It was not supposed to be like this.

- I love him, Dad. - Love?

- He is a very good person. - Good man?

I love him.

I want to meet Alex and his family.

Invite them home to us.

Bassam ... Have you gone mad?

Not now, Salwa.

- Eve seemed nice. - Everyone is nice at first.

If Alex likes her, she must be good.

What do you want me to do? Inviting Muslims on tabbouleh?

Do you want to get married?

- Do you want your son to become a Muslim? - She is a Muslim, he is orthodox.

- It does not work that way. - Then we solve it.

Do you want your grandchildren to become a Muslim?

Not if it's a boy.

They would circumcise his tiny penis!

Alex will realize that the Orthodox and Muslims are like oil and water.

Eve's parents have invited us home.

I hate Bankstown. It is like Lebanon!

No talking about Muslims, Dad.

If they say something about the Greeks, they hear what we think of them!

- Typically Greeks. Always running late. - Tell the mother not to offend them.

If they're talking nonsense, I intend to tell it like it is.

Wait!

Many are shot here. We must be careful.

Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Karrastopoulos.

- The shoes, Dad. - Are you stupid?

- It does not, Alex. - Your feet stink.

Luckily I am prepared.

Mom, Dad ... This is Alex.

This is my parents Salwa and Bassam El-Masri.

Welcome.

You can be yourself!

- My wife has made Greek baklava. - It is certainly delicious.

I have made Lebanese beklewa.

- Would you like something to drink? - Yes, ouzo.

There is no alcohol.

What is this nonsense?

Tea is good.

- You have a very nice ... - How did you ...

- Lebanese music? - Yes.

- Do you hear the bouzouki? - It is similar to the Greek music.

- We are more alike than you might think. - Nonsense.

It went well for Greece Basketball EM.

The Greek gods are on our side.

Do not talk about your gods. Allah is one.

Mr. Karrastopoulos will talk about Greek gods, if he wants it.

What do you think about ...?

- Giorgo! - It tastes like shit!

Give me your baklava, please.

I'll run up her baklava in his fat ass.

What do you think about what has happened?

You are nice, but I do not want to see my son with a Muslim.

I do not want to see my daughter with a Greek who is pampered by her mother.

- She's crazy! - No insults.

Should we not ask Alex and Eve?

- Where would you stay? - We can rent something.

- Rent is just dead money. - Rent is just dead money.

- When are you getting married? - And where?

We have not talked about yet.

- Eve may not marry in a church. - Alex may not marry in a mosque.

Stupid Greek. You do not marry in mosques.

- We may not get married. - Even worse!

- Do you have children? - Maybe later.

- What religion should they have? - Orthodox!

I do not let my grandson drowned in boiling water.

I do not let my grandchildren have ridiculous huckleberry!

- You're stupid, Mr. Skatopolis! - Karrastopoulos!

Have you not pli on your wife? You Lebanese places just to cause trouble!

- You retire as a teenager! - You're ruining our country!

Stop screaming! That's enough!

- Hi. - Muhammad!

You come at the right time.

- Who are you? - Eve's fiancรฉ.

- Are you engaged? - No!

- Yes! - Wonderful! - What did I say?

This was nice. You have a nice home and a beautiful daughter.

My congratulations!

- Wait, Alex. - No, we'll miss the Greek X Factor.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Skatopolis!

- How are you darling? - Leave me alone.

Trust me. It is best this way.

I know it's hard now, but you will forget Alex.

You will forget him.

Okay.

Do you hear! Take this to the car. Set it over there.

It says it! Hurry up! Incompetent ...

There you go. Slowly.

Relax. Continue.

- Hello. - Help...

Alex ... Alex ...

Hi.

- Alex. - Good luck!

Alex!

Sorry for what happened. Sorry for everything.

It does not matter. He seemed nice.

He said the same thing about you. Perhaps it is you who should get married.

It is not, he is a Muslim.

You guys! Take in the hotel.

- Ana bahebak. - What did you say?

Nothing. I think I have the hand brake in the leg.

Really sophisticated neck in a car ...

- What len โ€‹โ€‹you are! - Do you like it?

- Did it go well? - Yes.

Is there a problem in the gangster paradise, Sarah?

His parents told him to dump its Australian sharamouda.

- What does it mean? - Slut.

- Is it true? - No, no one has control over me.

- I have met two hot babes. - Tell the truth.

- Chris dumped her. - Chris! Why did not you come from?

They promised me a car. A BMW.

- So you let yourself be bribed. - You do not understand.

You are such a coward. You should fight for me if you want me.

- Can I come in? - I can not stand you, Rod.

Wait. I came here to say I'm proud of you.

I would never have dared. It takes courage to follow jihad.

And.

Dad was right. Relationships-religious disagree.

- But for you everything goes smoothly. - Stella will leave me.

It has gone on automatic long, since before Georgiaki born.

Stella's had enough. She wants more.

- Give her more, then. - I do not love her anymore.

Honestly, I think I probably have never done it.

- Why were you married, then? - I do not know. I had filled 30th

She had a good job and was Greek. Our parents were overjoyed.

They got along so well that they went on outings together.

It felt like the right thing to do.

Eve! Are you coming?

- Nรคmen! It is just too expensive! - Tell everyone that I bought it.

Do you really advertise it?

It is becoming urgent, so go and switch on.

- How did it go with Paul's parents? - No need to go to hospital.

- You know that I mind? - You've been very clear.

But I love you and you always have my support.

Mr. Karrastopoulos've learned to listen to his heart.

Like when we visited a mosque -

- Because he wanted to know more about a bride he wanted to kn ...

Thank you, Sarah.

It is a great pleasure to announce the prize for greatest improvement.

Welcome up, Chris!

Ready, sis?

How are you?

- Where is the lawyer bride? - She had another for himself.

You fit together.

What does Ana bahebak, Rima?

- I can not tell you. - Well, say it.

It means "I love you".

I can not believe I just said "I love you" to the schoolmaster.

- Go for it. - Yes do it. She loves you.

Do it, schoolmaster.

Put on her!

Have you seen my sister? Do not lie to me!

- You forgot the present! - Her brother! Call an ambulance!

- I'm calling my cousins. - Shut up!

- Let him be, he's a good teacher. - Fucking great!

Do you love my sister? Swear!

Tell that to her before she marries, then.

If you hurt her, I'll kill you.

Put on her!

Hugging her, I mean.

What's the hurry? I'm already late for the wedding.

What is going on?

Do you want me to be happy? Put yourselves in my car.

- For the Muslims ?! - Would not you support me?

- Was not it end? - Yes, but I love her!

Hell, Dad! If you love me, you sit in the car!

- Sit down! - I'm coming with. You also.

How dare you put your pride in front of your son !?

In 36 years, I cooked and washed your stinking underwear!

I have not asked for anything!

But now you, otherwise you will regret it!

Stir in the pork!

Damn it, come! We are going to hell all.

- The Chinese destroy this country! - Recently it was the Arabs.

The Chinese come here and live on benefits.

- Go home to China! - Hey, George!

- Where are you going? - To his Muslim!

- It's like tzatziki and ... - Yes, but he refuses to listen!

Stop yelling, he's running good.

- Turn right! - No, go straight ahead!

Will you provide for your wife?

Will you take care of your husband?

Will you take care of your home?

Marriage requires respect, honesty and trust.

Without these, the marriage can not survive.

Included you this marriage of their own free will?

- Yes. - Wait!

- Sorry to interrupt. - What are you doing here?

- I asked him to come. - Bring your son here!

Then I take the baklava too. Baklava is Greek.

Lebanese! You Greeks believe that everything is your inventions!

- What is going on? - Calm down.

I thought you were an honorable woman.

I try to make you happy. Thank you by me to shame me?

- Go away! - Let me speak.

- Let him speak. - Let him speak!

Thank you, Mr. El-Masri.

A thousand times I thought of everything I want to say -

- That we must let go of prejudices and appreciate each other ...

But as simple as this: Eve, I bahebik you.

Forget it, your waster!

I can not, Alex.

What did I say? The marries his kind, and we with ours.

- You are wise, Mr. Skatopolis. - Karrastopoulos!

Skatopolis, bottomless, the same thing!

Come now.

Included you this marriage of their own free will?

And.

Included you this marriage of their own free will?

And.

And.

Included you this marriage of their own free will?

- Sorry, Muhammad. - Alex!

No...

No! No! No, Eve!

- S'Agapo Alex. - Ana bahabik, Eve.

You need to work on your Arabic.

Translation: Karl Hรฅrding www.btistudios.com

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