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Of course we have to go with a Hallyu star!

Haruki's memoirs got criticized from all over the literary world for using 100,000,000 won.

Hey! You know how much Bae Yong Jun got from the Japanese?

Yeah!

And it was a travel journal.

Yeah.

Let's do it, too. Let's do it.

Let's make the content amazing and get our books in some international bookstores, too.

[My Unstoppable Mom]

Why?

I'm on the date! I said I'm on the date!

Oh my, I'm sorry.

It's my mother.

I need to take this.

Excuse me for moment.

[In her own world]

Mom.

The 11th place bar exam guy is right next to me.

I'll call you after, okay?

Bye!

Hey! Han Jung Won!

- Are you really going to do this? - Seriously?

My ear is going to fall off! You scared the socks off your daughter!

Hey!

Bar Exam 11th Place is tomorrow.

Today is the plastic surgeon.

It is?

Oh, right!

The breast specialist.

Oh, right.

Breast was during the day and anus at night, right?

Hey! Lower your voice!

Where are you right now?

Where are you to be saying breast and anus?

People aren't looking at you?

They are. Everyone here is looking at me.

So what?

They all have breasts and anuses.

What? What?

Where are you right now?

Look at your watch.

That doctor waited 40 minutes already.

Your phone was busy.

And you wouldn't answer your texts so he called me.

How can you make someone wait for 40 minutes?

You're so rude!

Yes, yes. I love you, Ma'am.

I just met eyes with the breast specialist so do not worry yourself.

As you requested, I am on my way to the arranged meeting

so you may now pick up your socks that are on the ground and put them back on.

Thank you for choosing to be my client even though I am incredibly busy.

I hope you have a happy afternoon this weekend, Ma'am.

I'm very late, I'm sorry.

Is this your natural personality or is it today's facade?

What?

From head to toe.

It's a facade of my personality.

- You live to stand out? - I don't stand out to die.

You're very different from what I imagined.

Whatever you imagined, I hope I exceed that.

Who stood up who?

No, Madam Ok!

My daughter said she met eyes with Dr. Yook.

Yes, she was late, but...

What?

From Dr. Yook?

She didn't come?

Then who did she meet eyes with?

I'm so sorry.

I know, of course.

It's difficult.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

Rather than giving that up to someone else, I'll have to send her somehow.

Okay.

Okay, goodbye.

That rascal!

What?

I just met eyes with the breast specialist?

How dare she make up bullshit?

Oh my.

Teacher Kang.

Did you finish tutoring?

Yes.

I wanted to say goodbye.

At times like this, just leaving is better.

Goodbye! I'll see you tomorrow.

- You worked hard. - Yes!

When you look at women, you look at their chest first, right?

What?

You're evaluating them.

I wasn't looking at your chest. I was looking at what was stuck to it.

Stuck to it?

What?

You can tell?

Very much.

Figures, professionals are different. How scary.

I might as well come out with it.

As you may have guessed, I'm as flat as a cliff.

In high school my nickname was Han Cliff,

in college my nickname was Han Flat Plane, and now it's Han Push Up.

You don't like cliffs, right? They're scary.

I'm thinking about doing a little remodeling, what do you think?

Should I or should I not?

They say C is the best these days.

D is overdoing it, right?

It's weird if they're too big and flop around.

Oh my, what's wrong?

Do you like huge chests?

What do you want from me? Why did you come out today?

To be dumped by you.

No, to dump you.

What?

Look here, Doctor.

Stop trying to hit the jackpot with marriage

and make money from blowing up women's chests.

A 40 pyeong apartment and a hospital?

Why don't you go back to breast malpractice before I hit you and you experience some real malpractice?

Why aren't you leaving?

I don't have the tiniest desire to marry you,

not even as much as a chick's tear, not even as much as larvae's piss.

Ah, if I ever change my mind. I'll come to raise the cliff.

I heard your skills are amazing.

Since I was here first,

I think it's best that someone who was Han Cliff in high school, Han Flat Plane in college,

and Han Push Up now get up and leave.

What?

Why don't you pay for the coffee you drank?

Editor!

Miss Kwon!

What brings you to Gangnam?

An interview.

With who?

It's the Daehan Ilbo's arts reporter, but I'm in trouble.

I'm really late, but I forgot my phone so I couldn't even call him.

He must be really angry.

What if he left?

You should have left early.

I heard the Daehan Ilbo's arts reporter is a psychopath nutjob!

A psychopath?

That reporter kills people?

Not with a knife. With a pen.

Several times, I think.

Be careful!

If you get bit by that psychopath, you're in big trouble!

I'm Daehan Ilbo's Song Seung Joon.

I am a psychopath nutjob, but as you can see, I'm not a child.

Excuse me...

So this means...

That the doctor who would do cliff reconstruction is sitting at another table.

What?

Editor Han! Your shoes!

Your shoes don't match!

I thought you were pretending to be senile but you just have a very dumbfounding personality.

Now that I even know the secrets of your body, why don't we introduce ourselves?

I'm the editor of publishing company Forest of Wisdom, Han Jung Won.

Forest of Wisdom?

Yes.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Let me ask you a question, miss.

Yes, ma'am.

It's a novel about losing a mom.

I don't know the title.

Then do you know the name of the author?

How would I know that?

I even get my grandchildren's names confused.

Then do you know the color of the book?

Oh, right! It's red.

A red book about losing their mom...

Oh, you must be talking about I Love Mom.

If you go to the bestseller section over there.

Just follow me.

[I Love Mom]

Here. If this isn't the book, please bring it back.

We'll exchange it for you.

Thank you.

It's nothing.

What?

I Love Mom?

Bullshit.

Just don't be sick.

Don't get sick, miss.

That's the best filial piety to your mother.

Yes.

I won't ever be sick.

Take care.

Yes.

[My Mom]

Yeah, Geum Ran!

What place did Husband Yoon get on his bar exam?

What do you mean Husband Yoon?

You're giving me goosebumps.

We haven't even had the wedding.

Well, the wedding you can have when flowers bloom in March.

You're a bride now so prettily say, "Honey!"

And I'm a mother-in-law, so I'll say solemnly, "Husband Yoon."

What is there to get goosebumps about?

It sounds nice and sweet and rolls right off the tongue.

You two can figure out what to call each other.

I said, what place did Husband Yoon get on his bar exam last year?

It's because I forgot again!

Someone's next to you?

You still have people left to brag to?

What?

Out of 814 people, he got 11th place?

That's right, that's right! Eleventh place!

As his mother-in-law, how could I forget that?

Eleventh place pretty much guarantees judge or prosecutor, right?

Isn't it like taking candy from a baby?

He said he's going to be a prosecutor, right?

My Husband Yoon.

Don't overdo it.

Mom, I'm going to buy Seung Jae a suit after work.

How many months payment should I do?

Three months!

No, just do it for six months.

Buy a good one, a brand name, okay?

You only used to have to worry about what you ate,

but now you have to worry about what you wear.

He's swimming in different waters now.

I can do that?

Brand names are really expensive.

Mom, you're really stingy.

Do you really have money?

I'll buy Seung Jae a suit even if I have to sell the underwear off my back,

so don't worry about it and buy one that you like!

Got it?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I wasted a busy person's time, bye!

Mom!

Why?

I'm sorry.

Bullshit.

Hang up!

This place was used as a boarding house for a long time, so there's a lot of work to be done.

This will be the bedroom

and the room next door will be my son-in-law, Prosecutor Yoon's study

so don't try to weasel out of doing work

and make sure you do a good job without any mistakes.

Of course, of course.

We'll do our best with sincerity and care.

Or else we'll be in big trouble.

Of course!

You can come eat in the restaurant when the students aren't in.

Okay?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Work hard. - Go ahead.

Hwang Tae Ran.

Hwang Geum Ran.

Hwang Mi Ran.

You were so tiny and now you're all grown up and getting married?

You unlucky, unfortunate things.

If you were going to be born,

you should have been born into a family who was a bit better off.

Thirty-three years in the Hwang family.

You worked hard to preserve your life, too.

Now let's say bye bye.

Are you dead or alive?

If you're dead, call me.

If you're alive, live like you're dead so no one knows.

Don't mess up what's almost perfect.

That's the best paternal gift to Geum Ran.

Her father is like an enemy.

I'll pay you back.

You?

Sir.

Sir?

I'll pay you back, kind sir.

Tell me.

What?

Your second daughter's job.

Not that.

Pil Doo. Shave them off.

Yes, hyungnim.

No! No! No! Stop!

I'll pay it back!

You'll get hurt if you move.

Nam Bong, from zero to nine, what number do you like?

What?

Pick one.

Lucky seven.

You sure are lucky, Nam Bong!

I'll give you exactly seven hours.

Bring me the money.

I'm not saying all of it.

Show me your sincerity. Sincerity.

Repeat after me.

Sincerity.

Louder!

Sincerity!

Good.

Depending on your sincerity today,

I'm thinking about cleaning up your daughter's eyebrows tomorrow too.

Excuse me.

Is this the price including the pants?

It's the price of the jacket.

The pants he's wearing right now are 470,000 won.

Ah, yes.

Get the hem.

Give me the jacket.

What do you think?

I'm not sure.

It's not too loud?

I thought the first one was better.

Your eyes are cheap, too.

It's imported, so even the color looks different.

This is the most decent brand in our country, right?

Of course, it's the best.

We use the same fabric as Armani.

You probably know this, but many celebrities wear our clothes too.

Let's take this one.

You're not going to look around some more?

If we're not going to Armani, I think this is the most appropriate for me.

Still...

You can do the hem right away, right?

We'll have it for you in one hour.

We can eat and come back.

Pay.

I'll go change.

You know Hyun Woo, right?

When he got married, he got a 15,000,000 won watch.

So?

What do you mean so?

I'm just saying.

Hey.

What are you wearing at the department store?

This is why you can't even get treated like a real customer.

- You want to sit? - Forget it.

I'm going to pass out from hunger.

The food court is a couple bucks at most, why did you whine about home food?

I'm the daughter of a restaurant owner.

My house is full of food, why spend money?

And you like my mom's food better than me.

That's because I'm sick of it!

Beef Mondays, Pork Wednesdays, Chicken Fridays for 365 days a year.

Have you ever had Kobe beef?

Figures, at your level.

Forget it, I'm just wasting my breath.

Mom...

said to tell you that she really wants a mink coat.

A mink coat?

You didn't get her anything else.

Get it for her, why don't you?

She raised a son and is marrying him off, I want to do at least that much for her.

Then you buy it.

I don't have money.

If you don't have money, why did you ask to get married?

What?

Then am I the only one who wants this marriage?

Lower your voice!

It's true that you begged to get married every day.

That useless affection...

You're getting married because of affection?

Then what about you?

Are you getting married because of love?

I know I'm a knight in shining armor to you

and I'll let you on my horse because of affection,

but shouldn't you know to prepare the entrance fee?

How could you get everything for free?

My mom thinks you went to college.

Honestly, I think it's a waste for me to go to you.

Hey.

Hey, Yoon Seung Jae!

Hey!

You sure do know how to flap your trap!

What's wrong with you?

Hey!

You know how much those braces on your teeth are?

Did your mom pay for them?

I paid for it with my five year savings account.

Who bought the suit? Did your mom buy it?

My mom bought it under a six month payment plan!

What?

Beef Mondays, Pork Wednesdays, Chicken Fridays for 365 days a year?

Who did that for you? Did your mom do it for you?

My mom fed your student ass for three years!

Fine.

How much is it?

How much more do I have to pay to ride your horse?

Are you crazy?

Why are you humiliating me in front of all these people?

Am I suddenly humiliating?

Huh?

I was humiliating at the department store, I'm humiliating on the train,

I'm humiliating to your family, and I'm humiliating to your friends?

You don't think I was humiliated by you?

I was humiliated by you too!

I was humiliated because you're ugly, I was humiliated because you're short,

and I was humiliated because you were poor like a bum!

Hey!

So what if you pay lots of money to buy brand name pants?

You cut off half and threw it away!

It's the imported fabric you like so much!

Why didn't you ask for the extra and wear it as shorts!

Hwang Geum!

What's up!

What's up.

Give me.

Thank you very much.

You are so beautiful!

It's pretty heavy. Is it Seung Jae hyung's?

Yeah.

Wow, there's not much time left until the wedding.

Yeah.

Are you happy?

I am.

You like Seung Jae that much?

Not Yoon Seung Jae, marriage.

What the?

The fatigue of a 29 year old 10 year bookstore employee?

You should take vitamins for fatigue.

Not marriage.

You're not a 29 year old woman, right?

I'm a 27 year old man.

You graduated college, right?

I'm a public school scholarship student.

Although it was in the country.

You have something you want to be.

A great lawyer who protects the world.

Although I'm still a student.

You live every day for your future.

Hwang Geum Ran, you live every day too!

Every day I'm in the same place.

So, marriage?

So Yoon Seung Jae.

You know,

when you confessed that you liked me three years ago...

Yeah.

I liked you too.

Really?

But why did you pick Seung Jae over me?

Because I thought Yoon Seung Jae would pass more than Kang Dae Bum.

Hwang Geum Ran's dream is to be a prosecutor's wife?

Since I was 19.

That's when I knew I had no future.

What a rash child.

A mature child.

I feel bad for that child.

I'm going to do well, so you be good to her too.

Your girlfriend must be happy.

Yeah right, I'm sorry that I make her suffer every day.

Make sure to pass the bar this time.

Yeah!

I will!

I swear!

Definitely!

No doubt!

[Golden Egg Restaurant]

Eat the egg.

Oh, she eats so well.

Is it good?

Oh, just watching my granddaughter eat makes my stomach feel... empty.

My eldest, Hwang Tae Ran.

Dad is here.

As your dad, I always feel... scared.

Long time no see, thief!

He gets fatter and fatter every day.

Look at all that hair he lost.

A flying bird might land thinking it was a nest!

Honey!

Kwon Yang!

Bullshit!

You're not even supposed to bother a dog when they eat.

You'll make her get indigestion.

It's okay. Eat.

Grandma's giving it to you, so eat.

Mom!

You're her grandmother, but I'm her mother!

She's my daughter, so I'll take care of it!

Here, spinach!

What is it in English?

You don't know?

Why don't you know?

How much money does mother spend each month for you to learn English?

700,000 won.

How much?

It's driving me crazy, mother-in-law.

Two people! Shut the mouth!

Seriously, you learned all this, Ji Won!

Let's slowly start with what you know.

Oh, rice.

What's that in English?

Rice.

Good.

Then these egg rolls. What is it in English?

Egg roll.

Good, good, good!

What is this in English?

Mushroom.

Good, good, good, very good!

Okay then last, what is mackerel in English?

Godeunguh! (mackerel in Korean but with "English" accent)

Huh?

Godeunguh?

Godeunguh?

Wow, my daughter's pronunciation is amazing.

Godeunguh.

Mother-in-law, you try it too.

Go-deung-uh!

Oh, mother!

Very good!

Thank you!

Ji Won, don't eat mackerel!

You know? Don't eat it!

I don't even know that.

Do you?

What's mackerel in English?

Mackerel?

Mackerel.

- What's mackerel in English? - How could she know, she never learned.

You don't eat it either.

You don't eat it either!

Forget me, why don't you know?

You went to a four year college!

I went to middle school. Should I not eat it either?

Mom!

We all don't know, so let's it eat together.

Okay?

You're really hungry, right?

Eat, eat, eat.

Four year college, you eat too!

Yes, thank you!

What's this?

[Sh! Q.L.H! It's F.I.L.!] - Why? What is it?

Some weirdo sent a prank text.

Why? What is it?

Sh! Q.L.H! It's F.I.L.!

What the?

That's so annoying!

It sounds like a curse.

There are so many nutjobs in this world.

Sh! Q.L.H.!

Sh! Quietly Leave the House?

What's F.I.L.?

F.I.L.?

Father-in...

Father-in-law?

Father!

What's wrong?

Come out!

My stomach suddenly hurts.

- I have to go to the bathroom. - Why are you going around?

Your face looks like you're about to go in your pants.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Hurry up!

Ah, yes.

Oh my stomach.

What's wrong with his stomach?

Father!

My foot's asleep.

Come down.

What brings you here?

Not what brings you here, welcome home, you punk!

When did you last brush your teeth?

Move your hand.

What's wrong with you, father-in-law?

"What's wrong with you, father-in-law?"

What's wrong with you, man?

Your first question to the father-in-law you haven't seen in two years should not be,

"when did you last brush your teeth?"

Right?

How's your health?

So-so.

Do you eat?

I eat and I starve.

Are you here for good or just stopping by?

I'm stopping by.

How long are you staying?

That's up to you, man.

What?

Go keep a lookout.

Don't let anyone come into the house.

Got it?

No, no, no.

Father-in-law, not again...

What? Not again what?

Father-in-law.

I'm a C.C.M.

What?

A Cold City Man. (play off popular phrase Cold City Man, which refers to a surly cool city guy)

It's cold.

It's so cold that I came to get some clothes.

Got it?

Why don't you meet mother-in-law and get some clothes?

Your eyebrows...

How can I meet your mother-in-law like this and ask for clothes because it's cold?

If you were me, could you do it?

Why is he pooping for so long in the middle of dinner?

His face looked like he had diarrhea.

Is it constipation, Husband Park?

Should I get some medicine from the pharmacy?

No thank you!

Your son-in-law works for a medicine company.

Oh, right!

I'm home.

- You're home? - Yeah.

Ji Won, hi!

Hi!

Good evening, aunt.

That's right.

What's that?

It looks like a men's suit.

It's Seung Jae's suit.

Mom bought it.

What?

What about my husband, mom?

Did he pass the bar?

Then I'll buy him one.

Oh my, my, my.

The good one is your son-in-law and the bad one isn't?

What do you mean?

I don't know!

It's because she goes around bragging about one but tries to hide the other!

You're always singing about how you have no money

but you must have had enough to buy Seung Jae a suit!

Mom!

Brother-in-law, you're here?

Oh, sister-in-law!

Honey, let's go!

No!

No? Why not?

I didn't finish eating.

Is it good?

Very good, mother!

Does it hurt?

It hurts me too.

I'm hurting because of you!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

What do you mean, I'm going to go change.

No! You can't!

You can't go! You can't go, sister-in-law!

What?

Why not?

In the house...

In the house right now...

I sprayed pesticides. Yeah, pesticides.

In each and every room.

It's so strong that if you go in right now,

you could get a headache, dizziness, and trouble breathing.

What the?

It's a human killing pesticide.

Why did you spray such a strong pesticide?

To kill mosquitoes, and ticks, and cockroaches...

And humans...

It's a new product but it's really great, mother-in-law.

What mosquitoes are there in the middle of the winter?

That's why they say it's strange that there have been a lot of mosquitoes these days.

Really?

So there's mosquitoes in our house too?

Yes.

There's a very strong mosquito without eyebrows going like...

Where is it?

You're still alive? Why don't you try robbing the Korea Bank instead?

You won't be able to gamble with handcuffs on your wrist.

Seriously?

Are you a cockroach?

You just have several kids and leave?

You deserve to be squashed to death!

You happy?

It's funeral money.

You're no better than a mayfly!

Please die!

Die!

I better exercise.

Stop glaring at me.

You'll become cross-eyed.

Why did you senselessly bring the suit here?

Don't you know your sister?

When the food cart comes, she runs right after it!

I won't come!

I won't come starting tomorrow.

Don't worry, I hate you.

Tell me so I can understand.

Did you two fight?

A little.

About what?

It's obvious. Do this, do that.

What happened to him asking for a car?

What car? What are you talking about?

He said it was hard to get from Shilim-dong to Ilsan so he asked for a classy 3000 cc.

- Don't you know? - Unni!

Please.

He just said it.

He knows our situation.

He didn't say that because he would really accept it.

Don't worry.

We should worry about him saying nonsense when he obviously knows our situation.

What are you talking about, damn it?

Constantly requesting things

even while knowing that we can't afford it means that he wants to cancel the wedding!

Seung Jae's not like that.

There's no one who's not like something.

Do you feel the same way before and after you go to the bathroom?

Do you? Do you?

And honestly, what you do have to offer?

Are you young or stunningly beautiful?

At least I went to a two year college, you went to a girl's vocational high school.

I'm stunningly beautiful, but you're just average.

You're an A cup, right? I'm a B cup.

And you grind your teeth when you sleep!

I could only go to a two year college instead of a four year college

because of the sound of your teeth grinding!

You're making my teeth grind!

Like this!

- Seriously... - Who's messing up things?

You're just praying for things to go wrong.

What an attitude.

You think my Seung Jae is like you?

You mean thing.

What? What?

What's wrong with my attitude?

I'm worried that we're giving everything away to the wrong person!

Don't worry!

If there was anything blocking my Geum Ran's future, I'd eat them up before you could even worry.

Both of you stop it!

Thief! Thief!

What? Thief?

- Mi Ran, what are you saying? - Mi Ran!

- Mi Ran! - Where's the thief?

- Where? - Over there!

Where?

He left.

Wow, my goodness.

Are you okay?

That thief wasted his time.

There's nothing to steal from here.

What did he look like? Tell me so I can call the cops!

I don't know, I didn't really see.

He ran away so quickly!

He was wearing a long coat, hat, and sunglasses...

He was wearing sunglasses but he had no eyebrows!

He had no eyebrows!

That's disgusting!

That's gross!

Yeah, you're the shit!

P.S. Geum Ran's eyebrows are in danger too. I hope you guard her well.

Hey, you hermit!

I'm leaving.

Have a good life.

You're leaving already?

Keep goodbyes short.

You're coming back, right?

No.

I'm going to raise my child.

You always said you spent 20 years in this business and crushed our spirits.

Don't the 20 years feel like a waste?

This is really a waste of talent, time, and a loss of the nation.

You make up that loss.

I'm 42, I want to live the rest of my life as a woman before I die.

Am I living as a man right now?

You're living as a woman. You're just living in emptiness.

What's this on a Saturday night?

I'm not joking.

Just when they start getting good, they all quit because of marriage, pregnancy, and children.

I didn't even dream that you would do the same thing, Editor.

What's so great about marriage?

Why do you think everyone does it?

Because they're stupid?

That's what I don't understand.

If I think about the losses, I don't think I could ever give up.

Meet someone who doesn't make you think about the losses.

Then you'll know.

I'm really going.

Don't come out.

I'm going to cry on the way.

You really worked hard for a very long time.

I will always respect you!

I'm going.

Emptiness?

Is it emptiness?

Aren't you cold?

I'm really cold.

You're a goldfish and I'm a human.

You're naked but confident.

I'm bundled up but shaking.

It's so cold.

In my next life, I'm going to be reborn as a goldfish.

1983, March 15?

She has the same exact birthday as me.

[Occupation: Publishing Editor Monthly income: 4,500,000 won]

I sell books but this woman makes books.

She graduated from an elite university and she's the daughter of a chairman?

300 pyeong apartment and a 3000 cc car?

She'll give 5,000,000 won a month as allowance?

Oh my!

You! Hey! Hey!

Get up! Please!

Okay, okay!

Oppa will sing. Oppa will sing.

Watch carefully.

I'll be back!

- You're going to look for me again! - Be quiet! Be quiet!

What if father wakes up?

Stop it! Stop it!

What's wrong with you?

Oh my god!

Hey, hey, hey!

You punk, what are you doing?

You cutie pie!

You're charming.

Okay, girl.

Okay, okay!

Oppa will give you money!

Here it is!

Why?

You want more? Okay, okay.

- Put it back! - Okay, okay, here.

Whoa!

Sexy! You're wearing a dress!

You're so sexy, very hot!

What's wrong with you?

Hey! Hey you!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey you! Who am I?

Who am I?

You! Alcohol!

Stop drinking alcohol, your face is totally ruined!

Call the madam.

You go and call someone else!

- What? - You shoot, shoot, shoot!

- What you punk? - I hoot, hoot, hoot!

- I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy! - Girls Generation!

Seriously.

My son is possessed by the alcohol ghost

and comes home drunk and treats his mother like a call girl.

My daughter is possessed by the work ghost and dumps dates left and right!

I ought to...

I raise them preciously like gold and silver and now they act like rubbish!

Let me work, mom!

Let me study, Sang Won!

Let me breathe!

You good for nothings!

Are you talking to me too?

Huh?

No. You're not included.

I'm talking about my kids.

I'm sorry for causing a scene.

Please go inside and study.

Yes, I'll change rooms.

Please go downstairs and sleep.

I'll take care of him when he wakes up tomorrow.

He's 32 years old, he shouldn't be doing this.

And he's the eldest son in our family!

Yes, well...

Could you do that?

Your son is an enemy, right?

Yes he is.

The hardest job is raising a son.

If you plant beans, beans will grow.

If you plant red beans, red beans will grow.

He's not beans or red beans, I don't know what he'll grow up to be at this rate.

I'll go downstairs now.

Yes.

What are you doing? I'm struggling, why aren't you helping?

Yes, sir!

Get up!

Round two, round two!

Oppa! Seriously!

Come here!

When did you come here?

You're crazy!

Oh my god!

The roof is going to fall through.

Why weren't you sleeping?

I was pretending to sleep.

You must be getting old too.

Because I can't sleep?

Because your fiery anger is gone.

You even learned how to pretend to sleep.

They say children raise their parents.

Go to sleep.

I need to be sleepy to sleep.

Speaking of...

I'll do anything to get rid of Jung Won this year, so you cooperate too.

Is Jung Won a sofa or bed to get rid of?

She takes care of herself so let her be.

What do you mean she takes care of herself?

Your daughter is 29 this year, 29.

I let her be because she studied well and worked hard,

but who knew it would be harder to marry her off then to send her to college?

If she wants to work, let her be.

Do you...

Calm your anger and go to sleep.

You'll age.

No matter what anyone says, a son is a son and a daughter is a daughter.

You keep supporting her so Jung Won won't even look at men

and only looks at her publishing company!

Don't cause more trouble between siblings, and draw a clear line.

I said sleep.

As you may have guessed, I'm as flat as a cliff.

In high school my nickname was Han Cliff, in college my nickname was Han Flat Plane,

and now it's Han Push Up.

I'm Daehan Ilbo's Song Seung Joon.

I am a psychopath nutjob, but as you can see, I'm not a child.

If we ever happen to meet again due to the forgetfulness of the gods,

if we ever have the unfortunate luck to meet again,

I dearly pray that it's not in the next life but in the afterlife.

A psychopath nutjob but not a child, Reporter Song Seung Joon...

Please. Please, please, please, please!

Let's not meet again as humans.

Let's only meet as ghosts.

Bastard.

If he's going to get something cut off, he should have had his hands cut off.

Why did he get his eyebrows shaved off?

What is he, Mona Lisa?

What? Yeah, you're the shit?

Yeah. I'm the shit and more.

Stupid bastard.

He doesn't think to just accept that he's poor and what?

"Life is one shot?"

Yeah, just wait until I catch you.

I'll knock you out with one shot!

No, no.

If I think about everything I suffered, I can't just send him off with one shot.

No way.

Yeah.

I'll tie him.

I'll tie him up

and pluck out every single hair on his body.

I'll turn him into a bald, hairless monk.

A bald, hairless monk.

You're making samgyetang? (chicken soup)

What do you mean samgyetang?

I made chicken stew the other day.

Didn't you just say you were plucking something?

Bald, hairless monk or whatever.

You heard me?

Not feathers, hair.

What?

Why would you pluck hair?

It's like a horror movie, did you have a nightmare?

Yeah, I had a nightmare!

This is a nightmare.

No matter how indifferent the heavens may be, I can't live my life like this forever.

Come on, what's wrong?

Is it because of the thief without eyebrows?

It's okay if nothing's missing.

Mi Ran wasn't hurt either.

P.S. Geum Ran's eyebrows are in danger too. I hope you guard her well.

What's wrong?

Is there something on my face?

Oh my goodness.

I was wondering what that meant.

That's what he meant?

Meant?

Who said what?

The thief without eyebrows said your eyebrows are in danger too!

What?

Who said what?

Money sure is great!

Oops.

What do I do?

Won Bin would cry if he saw me.

How much do you need?

How much do you need? (quote from famous drama starring Won Bin)

A man is defined by his abilities.

How could I have met a woman like this if I didn't pass the bar?

1983, March 15.

Twenty-nine years old.

What the?

It's the same birthday.

And the same age.

What kind of situation is this?

Is it fate or fate's prank?

This feels weird.

I'm hungry!

It's snowing.

I can't ruin my clothes!

Date?

Yeah right, date.

Aren't you cold? What about your coat?

I left it at the dry cleaners yesterday.

I have to pick it up after we eat.

I have no choice.

Wait, I'll get an umbrella.

Okay.

Why is it snowing on a day like today?

Dae Bum, let's go eat.

Hyung, hyung, hyung, hyung! I'll hold the umbrella.

I'll use it by myself.

This suit costs 1,250,000 won.

Wow.

This shirt is 220,000.

It's imported.

Thank you! Study hard!

We're here, mother!

It's cold, come in, come in!

I'll clean it up quickly so sit here.

Yes.

Seung Jae, long time no see.

I haven't seen you since the morning before yesterday, right?

Yes.

I'll clean up.

Leave it, you must be tired from studying.

Then I'll clean this and this and that.

You little rascal!

- Clean it up well! - Yes.

That's the table for my bar exam 11th place son-in-law!

That's right.

Here.

Thank you.

The suit is very nice.

Oh, right.

Thank you for the suit.

No, no, I didn't say that for the thanks.

It's because you look so handsome all dressed up that I feel amazing!

Are you going somewhere nice with my Geum Ran?

Geum Ran didn't go to work today?

She said she got the day off.

You two didn't have plans?

Then where are you going with your new suit on?

Yes...

I got a scout offer from a law firm.

Scout offer?

You got that kind of offer even though you didn't enroll in a training institute?

Because they need to acquire the most excellent candidates.

I'm not thinking of starting as a lawyer but I figured it would be good to broaden my network.

Of course!

Of course you should!

My son-in-law is so smart!

You're so reliable!

Wait here.

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The woman that Seung Jae went on an arranged date with

is the same age and has the same birthday as me, Dae Bum.

But she's so different.

From head to toe, that woman twinkles with a light.

I'm the father of the arranged date, Han Jung Won.

I'm jealous. Of your daughter.

The third time we meet, can you treat me like a ghost?

Act like you don't see me, like you don't know me, like I'm not there,

like you can't see me, like you've never seen me before...

Now it's different.

Now we have Seung Jae.

I dumped her today, man!

What?

Work for me.

And I'll tell you why.

What the? Why is he...

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