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Back in the day,
I did okay with the ladies.
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From girl-next-door Dana Caldwell
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and our innocent puppy love
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to my geeked-out romance with
older woman Jackie Geary.
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And finally, Brea Bee.
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Yeah, somehow, I'd won the heart
of the coolest girl at school.
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♪ Laundry day, laundry day ♪
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♪ Make my baby's stains go away ♪
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Ooh!
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Nothing! Studying!
Respecting boundaries!
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What is going on here in the dark?
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Brea, do you want to field this one?
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I do not.
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And what is that funk? It's like
I'm standing in a musky cloud.
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Basements are damp.
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It's also hot. Like, steamy.
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I think the dryer was on.
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Brea on the board. The dryer.
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Likely culprit for everything
you're smelling.
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Binaca.
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Vanilla-scented candle.
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Sade's classic booty groove
The Sweetest Taboo.
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You two were kissing!
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Okay, I'm just gonna
mosey on out of here.
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No! We are not gonna be shamed by you.
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Basement kissing
is a teen rite of passage.
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I demand you leave!
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I'm not going anywhere!
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That's good,
because someone brought over
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a rice pudding with raisins.
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Not a good time, Dad.
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I just caught Adam and his little
friend here couch-kissing.
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- Pudding?
- No, thank you.
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Bevy, where do you keep the bagel chips?
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There's a dip I want to explore.
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Forget your dip.
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Your baby boy was down here
swapping spit with this one.
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Hi, Mr. Goldberg.
I'm Adam's girlfriend, Brea.
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Nobody's named Brea.
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She is! And you should be wearing pants.
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I was earlier.
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Beverly, are we doing
the book club down here today?
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Book club is canceled.
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You didn't read Fried Green
Tomatoes, either, huh?
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Snooze-fest. Nothing happens.
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Something's been happening down here.
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Adam and this young enchantress
have been necking.
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- Lip locking?
- Tongue wrestling?
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The first marital pleasure?
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Is there a window or a
chimney I can crawl out of?
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Is this the laundry line?
Got a load of socks and...
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What is that hanging in the air?
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The loss of innocence.
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That happened sooner than I thought.
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God, is your whole neighborhood in here?
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I hope so, 'cause I've got an emergency!
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I lost three pieces
of a puzzle down here.
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One is an edge, one has some blue in it,
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and the last one has
half a dog's nose or foot.
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What am I tasting?
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- Rice pudding?
- I don't think so, but thank you.
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That's it. Everyone needs
to leave immediately!
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That's not gonna happen.
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We're all just happy
watching you squirm.
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- Brea, is it?
- I don't think so.
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Screw it. I'm just gonna
make a run for it.
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Bye, Adam. This was traumatic.
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- Goodbye, Brea.
- Look what you all did!
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Well, that's what you get, Schmoo.
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The next time you need kissies
so badly, you come to your mama.
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I saw that coming.
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Oh, balls, no!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was May 6th, 1980-something,
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and Barry was in for
an unexpected surprise.
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- Guess who?
- Gene Hackman!
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What? No. It's Ren.
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Now I feel like I need
to moisturize more.
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Oh. I wasn't going by touch.
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Oh. Bummer news.
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I couldn't get those tickets
to The Clash.
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I don't know why you like those guys.
They're so angry.
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You're rock stars. How about a smile?
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Well, then I guess you're gonna
be super excited for this.
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That tee's way too big for you.
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It's not for me, dummy.
It's for my boyfriend.
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You have a boyfriend?
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This day was bound to come.
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Please give him my highest regards.
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He's a very lucky man.
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Barry, hear my words.
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You are my boyfriend,
and I am your girlfriend.
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You're just gonna say it like that?
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If you haven't noticed,
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we've been spending
all of our time together,
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and you're the first person
I want to see in the morning
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and the last one that
I want to talk to at night.
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That's exactly how I feel!
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We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
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What up, suckas?
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Just our divine spirits.
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Turns out, I'm her handsome beau.
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We're going with "boyfriend." Yay!
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Okay, well, despite all of this,
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I'm glad I found you, because
guess who's back in town.
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The boys? The Globetrotters?
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Evel Knievel? Gallagher and his mallet?
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- It's Lainey.
- Lainey Lewis?
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She's here to meet her dad's
girlfriend and hang out with me.
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Oh, there she is.
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Crazy, I know. Lainey Lewis was back.
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Barry hadn't heard from his ex-fiancee
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since she skipped town
to make it big in LA.
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And, Barry, what can I say?
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I will always love you.
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Hi, guys. Barry.
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- Lainey?
- Yep.
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Erica told me to meet her on campus.
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She said we'd never run into you.
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Yet here you are,
standing right in front of me.
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Yeah, it's really awkward.
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You look good, Barry.
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Thanks. It's a new shirt.
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And, uh, I'm the one that
gave it to him. I'm Ren.
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Ren! I'm so sorry.
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It's like you weren't
even there for a second.
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That's how it felt.
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Ren, Lainey. Lainey, Ren.
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Her, me, together. Friend, girl. So fun.
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I-I'm his girlfriend.
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That's what she's saying,
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and I'm saying it, too, because
I like it my way. Burger King.
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Okay, well, we should probably go
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before his skull collapses.
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Nice meeting you, Ren.
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And, Barry... Bye, I guess.
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Goodbye to you, lady from my past!
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- That went well.
- It did not.
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But I get that seeing an ex
might throw you for a loop.
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You get me.
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Just as long as you don't
still have, like,
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feelings for her or anything.
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No way. I'm all Ren all the time.
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As Barry's love
life got more complicated,
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I was trying to keep things
simple for my mom.
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I have an important announcement.
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Brea's coming over to
pick me up for our date,
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and I don't want to
hear a peep out of any of you.
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You're not gonna have to
worry about that here.
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Where are you going? Niagara Falls?
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To a seedy motel
to do your wicked business?
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For your information, we're gonna
go see a Eugene O'Neill play
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and grab a late supper.
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Is that why you're dressed
like a boy professor?
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While you may not recognize it, Mother,
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I'm a man, with manly
tastes and desires.
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Ooh. My five-o'clock shadow is early.
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'Scuse me. My lady likes me clean.
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Are you kidding me?
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Who does he think he is,
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shaving and going to things?
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He's still a little boy.
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You may not want to accept it,
but Adam's basically a man.
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You know... Except for the
body, voice, and toys.
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Well, I don't accept it.
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Brea and Adam are moving way too fast.
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Bevy, relax. Everybody gets older.
Just let 'em be.
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Murray, it is a father's duty
to scare the hormonal passions
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out of any suitor that comes
to our children's door.
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Here's the thing... Nah.
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Well, then you leave me no choice.
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You have choices.
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Oh. Brea Bee.
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Hey, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Is Adam ready? He said he'd be ready.
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I honked. Like, so many times.
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Come, Brea. Sit.
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We have much to discuss.
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Adam, you need to get downstairs.
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Your mother's grilling your
lady friend like a flank steak.
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Oh, balls!
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Brea, leave your purse and flee!
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No, Adam, it's fine.
We're having a good time.
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Your mom's gonna teach me
how to put cheddar on cod.
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No! Don't connect in a meaningful way!
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Too late! We're sisters.
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People are already saying it.
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I'll be back with those recipes.
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I know you're a wonderful person
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and would do anything for me,
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but not this.
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It's really okay.
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Your mom's obviously having a hard time,
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so it's good that she likes me.
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Rather than take the time to explain,
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we should run outta here.
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Here's your signed edition
of my cookbook, Brea.
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It's the first time
I wrote "best wishes"
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and actually meant it.
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Let me get my car keys, and we'll go.
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- Go?
- I kinda invited your mom along tonight.
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Let me guess... You didn't
think she'd actually accept?
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But I did.
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And we're not gonna do any
of that boring adult stuff.
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We're gonna go see a dumb movie
and then go to the arcade.
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Yay! Three's a crowd of fun!
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Brea, I think you're
special and amazing,
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but you have no idea
how much you just [Bleep] us.
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While it was too late for me,
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Barry was hoping the JTP could save him.
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Jenkintown Posse.
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Jenkintown Posse.
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I need your infinite
guidance and wisdom.
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Matt Bradley, you're free
to leave at any time.
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I kinda live here, buddy.
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Enough interruptions, okay?
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I'm in real trouble.
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I'm currently embroiled
in a love triangle
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with the two most beautiful
women on the planet.
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Oh, uh, Rae Dawn Chong and the
twins from the beer commercial?
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That would be three, doofus.
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I'm going with two Dana Delanys.
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She could swim
to my China Beach anytime.
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I'm talking about Ren and Lainey.
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Big Tasty, we've been over this.
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Lainey went to LA to be a rock star.
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I heard she's in
that Robert Palmer video
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where he apologizes to women
for turning them on.
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Well, she's back, and the only thing
she wants to rock is my body.
234
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- That doesn't sound right.
- Here's the proof.
235
00:07:51,822 --> 00:07:54,765
Hey, Bar. It's Lainey.
236
00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:57,398
I wanted to see if you might be
free to meet up while I'm here.
237
00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:58,811
I really need to talk to you.
238
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Did you hear that?
239
00:08:00,595 --> 00:08:02,029
She needs me.
240
00:08:02,063 --> 00:08:03,730
She said she needs to talk to you.
241
00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:07,034
With her body. What aren't
you getting, Matt Bradley?
242
00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:10,003
Her vague and mysterious
message is crystal clear...
243
00:08:10,038 --> 00:08:11,872
She wants all this.
244
00:08:11,906 --> 00:08:14,841
It is kinda weird,
but you're with Ren now.
245
00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:16,577
Damn my seductive charms!
246
00:08:16,611 --> 00:08:19,335
Sometimes I'm too much man
for even me. What do I do?
247
00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:20,515
Maybe go talk to Erica.
248
00:08:20,562 --> 00:08:22,851
I mean, Lainey and Ren
are both her close friends.
249
00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,905
Maybe she'd have a perspective
on this that you don't.
250
00:08:24,968 --> 00:08:27,788
Sometimes the tiniest men
have the greatest ideas.
251
00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:31,024
Yes! I will ask my sister
which lover I should take.
252
00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:33,360
I'm not clinically tiny.
253
00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,962
As Barry sought dating advice,
254
00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:37,183
I found myself on a date with Brea...
255
00:08:37,253 --> 00:08:39,275
- And my mom.
- Here I am.
256
00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,943
- Here, I saved you a seat next to me.
- Nonsense. Scooch.
257
00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:44,404
I've got the popcorn,
so I'll sit in the middle.
258
00:08:44,439 --> 00:08:45,984
I can't sit next to my girlfriend?
259
00:08:46,044 --> 00:08:48,367
You're sitting next to
your original girlfriend.
260
00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:51,878
Turns out wedging herself between
me and Brea was only the beginning.
261
00:08:51,913 --> 00:08:53,640
- Good night, Mom.
- Good night?
262
00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:54,882
But we haven't hit the arcade yet
263
00:08:54,929 --> 00:08:56,601
or gone out for a slice of pie.
264
00:08:56,672 --> 00:08:58,547
That doesn't seem like
something we'd want to do.
265
00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,120
- Is that true, Brea?
- Well, I...
266
00:09:00,154 --> 00:09:02,297
Ah, two against one! Let's go!
267
00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,890
Yep, that night, Brea and I
268
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,269
had the most memorable
date of our lives,
269
00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:07,561
but not in a good way.
270
00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:08,962
Oh, look out! It's the police!
271
00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:10,332
- Where?
- The tickle police.
272
00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:11,665
Stop it!
273
00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,469
The teenage manager's gonna
come yell at us again!
274
00:09:13,546 --> 00:09:14,507
Oh, let him!
275
00:09:14,572 --> 00:09:15,782
And it didn't look like my mom
276
00:09:15,836 --> 00:09:17,836
was gonna run out of gas anytime soon.
277
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,173
Unh-uh-uh-uh-uh. No dairy for you.
278
00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:21,441
Not with that tum-tum.
279
00:09:21,476 --> 00:09:23,143
Actually, I'll take the peaches, too.
280
00:09:23,177 --> 00:09:24,697
Go to town on some crust.
281
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,642
Eventually, we managed to escape
to a cramped photo booth.
282
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,509
On three, two...
283
00:09:30,585 --> 00:09:31,952
Mom!
284
00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:33,830
Yep, even when we tried to get away,
285
00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:36,549
my mom was always in the picture.
286
00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:41,303
Barry found himself
in an unlikely love triangle.
287
00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,941
But even more unlikely was the
person he went to for help.
288
00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:46,545
Damn it. You're not my garlic knots.
Why are you here?
289
00:09:46,598 --> 00:09:48,065
Too many women are in love with me.
290
00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:49,967
Define "too many." And define "women."
291
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:52,670
Ren, my foxy girlfriend,
can't get off the B-train.
292
00:09:52,737 --> 00:09:54,572
Ugh! And I guess so.
293
00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:58,108
And now Lainey has returned
for another dip in Lake Barry.
294
00:09:58,143 --> 00:09:59,743
No, she's here to meet
her father's new girlfriend,
295
00:09:59,778 --> 00:10:01,135
hang out with me, and that's it.
296
00:10:01,222 --> 00:10:02,650
Then why did she leave me
297
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,869
a deeply erotic message
on my answering machine?
298
00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,471
- There's no way.
- Wanna hear it?
299
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:09,119
God, no! Why are
all my friends into you?
300
00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:10,287
You're built like Winnie the Pooh.
301
00:10:10,322 --> 00:10:12,022
The lovable pants-less bear?
302
00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,591
He's a personal hero.
303
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,192
Now I need your help in choosing
304
00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,261
between two of your tantalizing friends.
305
00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:20,297
Never. That's disgusting
and completely up to you.
306
00:10:20,332 --> 00:10:22,626
But seeing Lainey reminded me
of everything we shared.
307
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,259
It's like we were always meant to be.
308
00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:26,136
Except for the part where she
bolted without saying goodbye
309
00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:27,338
and lives in LA now.
310
00:10:27,372 --> 00:10:30,174
And then there's Ren.
So cool and exciting.
311
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,913
Also, I really like her face and butt.
312
00:10:31,968 --> 00:10:33,978
No! No body parts! Just facts.
313
00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:35,212
Just tell me who to be with.
314
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,680
Neither. We did it.
315
00:10:36,715 --> 00:10:38,351
Come on!
316
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:42,286
Stop being my grossed-out older
sister and just be a friend!
317
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,887
My God. It's so obvious. Ren.
318
00:10:43,955 --> 00:10:45,773
- I knew you'd say Lainey.
- No, I didn't.
319
00:10:45,843 --> 00:10:47,687
Look, I love Lainey
with all of my heart,
320
00:10:47,741 --> 00:10:49,062
but that was the past.
321
00:10:49,124 --> 00:10:50,366
Ren likes you right now.
322
00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:52,069
That's true. It is now.
323
00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,698
Everything with Ren is so new
and fun and unfolding.
324
00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:56,634
I haven't seen you
this happy in forever.
325
00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:57,968
Why would you walk away from that?
326
00:10:58,003 --> 00:11:00,047
- You're right. It's Ren.
- Perfect.
327
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,339
Now, please don't tell anyone
that I'm involved in this.
328
00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:04,844
Nonsense. You deserve all the credit.
329
00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:06,977
- But I don't want it.
- Thanks, Erica Goldberg!
330
00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:08,846
Your cold-blooded decision-making
331
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,414
helped me find my love path.
332
00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,973
People must know!
333
00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:13,350
- Oh!
- Oh!
334
00:11:13,385 --> 00:11:14,913
All my knots and sauces!
335
00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:16,569
While Barry had found clarity,
336
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,189
Brea and I were looking for
a moment clear of my mom.
337
00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,546
There's my Queen Bee.
338
00:11:20,585 --> 00:11:23,480
Look. Your mom keeps bringing
me loaves of banana bread.
339
00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:25,480
They are so heavy, they
defy the laws of physics.
340
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:27,697
We have a theory.
She uses a lot of bananas
341
00:11:27,745 --> 00:11:29,198
and some depleted uranium.
342
00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:31,487
Well, at least we have this
one peaceful moment together.
343
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,964
Banana bread!
344
00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:36,527
Please tell me you're here to
discipline a prideful, young teacher.
345
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:38,160
Actually, I just popped by
346
00:11:38,222 --> 00:11:40,245
to give my new gal pal
this bad mamma jamma.
347
00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,679
More banana bread. Great.
348
00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:43,380
The secret is heft,
349
00:11:43,415 --> 00:11:44,615
which makes it the perfect snack
350
00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,684
to supercharge a volleyball practice.
351
00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:47,785
You know I have practice?
352
00:11:47,852 --> 00:11:49,520
I've got your whole schedule, silly.
353
00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:51,388
Now, take a hunk.
354
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:54,191
You can't bump and spike
on an empty tum-tum.
355
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,293
Yay! She loves my dense bread!
356
00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:58,362
Oh, you are gonna jump so high.
357
00:11:58,396 --> 00:11:59,630
See you there.
358
00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:01,532
I can't live like this!
What are we gonna do?
359
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:03,634
I'll tell you what to do.
360
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:04,777
Mr. Woodburn?
361
00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:07,237
You have romantic advice from
over there by the trash can?
362
00:12:07,272 --> 00:12:09,373
Middle-aged man can't
tell children how to love?
363
00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:10,441
At this point, why not?
364
00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,109
Cut your losses. You break up.
365
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,378
Break up? That's your
brilliant suggestion?
366
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,046
Not for real. You fake it.
367
00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:18,115
You stage a breakup,
and then your mom goes back
368
00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:20,084
to just being a nuisance
to the rest of the world.
369
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,251
How would that even work?
370
00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:23,320
My wife, Olga, and I
staged a fake breakup
371
00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:25,222
fifteen years ago for tax purposes.
372
00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:27,057
And now you live happily in secret?
373
00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:28,826
Even better. She moved to Scottsdale,
374
00:12:28,893 --> 00:12:31,161
shacked up with some
carpenter named Yoshi.
375
00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:32,996
Kinda sounds like
she and Yoshi are together.
376
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:34,331
Wrong again!
377
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:36,400
'Course, they do have those
two foster kids together,
378
00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:37,901
but that's part of the ruse.
379
00:12:37,936 --> 00:12:40,104
Nah, once Jason and Amber go to college
380
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,573
and I finish sockin' away money
into her retirement account,
381
00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:43,878
we are back on, baby.
382
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,432
Yeah. I'm pretty positive
Olga's scamming you.
383
00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:49,690
Then why did she use my name
to get Yoshi a US passport?
384
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:51,115
'Cause they're a happy family
385
00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:53,517
and she'd do anything for him?
386
00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:56,420
Damn it, it's Magdalena and
her brother all over again.
387
00:12:57,622 --> 00:12:58,789
Holy crap.
388
00:12:58,823 --> 00:13:00,257
I know. He's such a sad man.
389
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,792
I don't care about him.
390
00:13:01,826 --> 00:13:04,094
A fake breakup just might do the trick.
391
00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,496
I'll try anything.
392
00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,548
I don't have any more room
in my locker or my stomach.
393
00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:08,608
She's the worst,
394
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,655
but what she does with
old bananas is pretty special.
395
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,116
While Brea and I decided
to fake a breakup,
396
00:13:13,186 --> 00:13:16,173
Barry was ready to get real
about his feelings for Ren.
397
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:17,841
- Lainey?
- You didn't call me back.
398
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,209
Yeah. Sorry.
399
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,978
Now's not good.
I'm on my way to see Ren.
400
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,480
Right. Ren. I'm so happy for you, Barry.
401
00:13:23,515 --> 00:13:24,848
You don't have to say that.
402
00:13:24,883 --> 00:13:26,450
- I know why you're here.
- You do?
403
00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:28,652
You wanted one more shot
at climbing Mt. Barry.
404
00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:30,220
- Mt. Barry?
- I get it.
405
00:13:30,288 --> 00:13:31,855
I'm the real deal.
406
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:34,191
You'll never do better. But chin up.
407
00:13:34,225 --> 00:13:35,692
You've got a few years left
to find love.
408
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,227
Idiot. I'm not here for you.
409
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:40,183
I mean...
I am, but not in your icky way.
410
00:13:40,261 --> 00:13:42,966
Well, if it's not for my rockin'
body, what do you want?
411
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:45,202
I wanted to say...
412
00:13:46,838 --> 00:13:47,958
I'm sorry.
413
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,740
You're forgiven.
414
00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:51,141
You don't even know
what I'm sorry for yet.
415
00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:52,876
Whatever it is, I think you're great.
416
00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:54,676
See, that right there?
417
00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:57,014
This sweet guy... I miss him so much.
418
00:13:57,048 --> 00:13:58,081
You're not here to get back together?
419
00:13:58,149 --> 00:13:59,683
No.
420
00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,752
But the way I left you, not
saying goodbye, just going...
421
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:02,979
I can't forgive myself.
422
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:05,055
I know you were just
chasing your dream. I get it.
423
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,854
My dream hasn't really come true.
424
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,226
I was the singing apple in a
Fruit of the Loom commercial.
425
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,428
Holy crap! Do you know the grapes?
426
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:14,031
Truth is, I don't really
know anyone in LA.
427
00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:16,834
Sometimes I wish I still had
you in my life... As a friend.
428
00:14:16,868 --> 00:14:18,235
I'm always a phone call away.
429
00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,336
You'd be okay with that?
430
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:22,072
Lainey, you'll always be
a part of my life,
431
00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:23,368
one way or the other.
432
00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:25,844
Turns out friendship
was all Lainey wanted,
433
00:14:25,883 --> 00:14:27,711
but that's not what it looked like.
434
00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:30,013
Uh, sorry to interrupt,
435
00:14:30,048 --> 00:14:31,715
but... screw you, Barry.
436
00:14:31,749 --> 00:14:33,917
Renjamin! It's not what you think!
437
00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:35,953
You think Ren is short for Renjamin?
438
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,054
There's no way to know.
439
00:14:37,088 --> 00:14:39,590
There is. I-I'm Lauren.
440
00:14:39,624 --> 00:14:42,125
But it turns out you don't know me...
441
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:43,594
And I really don't know you.
442
00:14:43,628 --> 00:14:45,807
But I chose you! Over her!
443
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:46,939
- What?
- What?
444
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:48,213
I sat down with Erica,
445
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,627
and we carefully weighed out
the pluses and minuses.
446
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,469
She helped you rate us like show ponies?
447
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:54,872
I'm not sure that's
a real event, but kinda.
448
00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:56,740
Point is, Ren won by a nose.
449
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,709
Not because you have a better nose.
450
00:14:58,743 --> 00:14:59,910
Lainey's got a great nose, too.
451
00:14:59,944 --> 00:15:01,044
Someone else talk now!
452
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:02,779
There's nothing else to say.
453
00:15:03,855 --> 00:15:05,624
- I messed up.
- You messed up.
454
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,472
As Barry was flubbing his lines,
455
00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,106
Brea and I were about to put on
456
00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,629
the performance of a lifetime.
457
00:15:10,698 --> 00:15:13,266
Brea Bee? My girlfriend.
458
00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:14,992
To what do I owe the pleasure?
459
00:15:15,059 --> 00:15:16,460
Troubling news, I'm afraid.
460
00:15:16,494 --> 00:15:18,328
Should we retire to my room for privacy?
461
00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:20,931
I'm too emotionally raw to
not speak my mind right now.
462
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:24,001
Hey, if you're gonna be
emotionally raw, take it out back.
463
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,903
Shh, Murray. This sounds serious.
464
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,404
It's over between us, Adam.
465
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,400
That is deeply upsetting.
466
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,108
- Please don't make a scene.
- Fight for her, Adam.
467
00:15:31,142 --> 00:15:32,643
I will not fight for you!
468
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:34,645
Thank you... For respecting my wishes.
469
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:36,513
Goodbye forever.
470
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,614
Forever.
471
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:38,815
No.
472
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,450
- Forever.
- No!
473
00:15:40,485 --> 00:15:42,920
Adam, do something!
We have to get her back!
474
00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:45,422
Too late. She's already
near the sidewalk.
475
00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:47,005
There. She's at the sidewalk.
476
00:15:47,052 --> 00:15:49,693
I don't understand.
We were so good together.
477
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,094
Love is a battlefield.
478
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,696
What did you do to drive our girl away?
479
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,464
Maybe I wasn't listening enough?
480
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:55,950
Oh, nobody splits up because of that.
481
00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:58,420
Your father hasn't listened to me
in 20 years. Right, Murray?
482
00:15:58,469 --> 00:16:00,860
Yeah, uh, tater tots. Two bags.
483
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,940
- It wasn't just that.
- There was someone else?
484
00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:04,308
That makes sense, I guess.
485
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,259
- Who?
- Uh... Tony?
486
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:09,514
I don't know his last name,
but they call him "The Tiger."
487
00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,568
Tony the Tiger? Like the... The cereal?
488
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,484
But he's not a lovable cartoon mascot.
He's a home wrecker.
489
00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:15,819
Murray, are you hearing this?
490
00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:17,821
Your son has been dating a strumpet!
491
00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:18,989
Good for you, Barry.
492
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:21,491
No, Brea is a stone-cold hussy.
493
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:22,959
I guess that's what we're saying here.
494
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:25,131
Anyway, toodle-oo.
495
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,032
Why would Adam and Brea do this to me?
496
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,400
This has nothing to do with you.
497
00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:31,902
You're right.
498
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,670
I need to confront Brea
499
00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:35,638
and find out for myself what happened.
500
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:37,341
See? You don't listen, either.
501
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,021
That's why this works.
502
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,896
Thanks to the most epic
fake breakup ever,
503
00:16:41,974 --> 00:16:44,411
me and Brea finally had
a moment to ourselves.
504
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,049
Let me set the mood with the silky
sounds of Miss Jody Watley.
505
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,483
Oh, balls.
506
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,040
"Haunted Halloween Sound Effects"?
507
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:52,308
Someone put this in the wrong case.
508
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:53,409
Would you just come here?
509
00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,498
Oh, yes. The kissing.
510
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,547
Brea!
511
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,716
It's Beverly Goldberg! Brea!
512
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:02,385
Please tell me you popped in
that haunted soundtrack.
513
00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:03,552
This is much more terrifying.
514
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,715
Hide. I'll get rid of her.
515
00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:08,658
Mrs. G. Why are you here?
516
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:10,326
For answers!
517
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,061
How could you cheat on my baby?
518
00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:13,162
That's what Adam told you?
519
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,464
He told me about you and Tony the Tiger.
520
00:17:15,499 --> 00:17:17,300
What does he have that Adam doesn't?
521
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:18,901
Was he not man enough for you?
522
00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,404
You know, 'cause he wears a
lady's size seven tennis shoe?
523
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:22,849
- Oh, wow.
- Or because root beer
524
00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:24,154
is too spicy for him?
525
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,365
Or because I have to hide
his pills in peanut butter?
526
00:17:26,404 --> 00:17:29,467
That is a lot of new
and very specific information.
527
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:31,728
Well, then it must be because
he sleeps with his Glo Worm.
528
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,016
- Whose worm?
- His good-night friend, Glowie.
529
00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,651
It's a plush toy that lights up
530
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:36,852
when you give him a little squeeze.
531
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,010
Isn't he a little old for that?
532
00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:40,204
And I tried to hide it
from him, but he found it.
533
00:17:40,229 --> 00:17:42,657
Even hung up signs with a little reward.
534
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:46,195
Enough! I gave up Glowie last year!
I'm a man now!
535
00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:48,764
Adam? I-I don't understand.
536
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,267
You never do.
Brea and I didn't break up.
537
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:53,536
And she isn't dating a cartoon tiger.
538
00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,338
She's dating me,
and we're here to French.
539
00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:57,139
I'm just gonna worm my way out of here.
540
00:17:57,174 --> 00:18:00,142
Sorry. That was not
a shot at Glowie. Um...
541
00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:01,377
You faked your breakup?
542
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:03,946
I had to do something.
You're unbearable.
543
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,115
Who goes on a date with
their son and his girlfriend?
544
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:08,184
I literally don't understand
the question.
545
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:09,719
Why can't you get that I don't want you
546
00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:12,188
anywhere near my relationship?
547
00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:14,023
And, oh, my God, why are you crying?
548
00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:15,291
I'm sorry. It's just...
549
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,893
You were acting so adult and...
550
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,228
Spending so much time with Brea.
551
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:20,696
I just thought it was all over.
552
00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,398
- What's over?
- You finally grow up
553
00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,633
and I'm no longer the most
important woman in your life.
554
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,282
That's a good thing.
555
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,048
Not for me.
556
00:18:28,118 --> 00:18:29,972
You're my last baby.
557
00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:31,374
I'm not ready for this.
558
00:18:31,408 --> 00:18:32,975
Would you stop?
559
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,482
You're my mom.
You'll always be in my life.
560
00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:37,346
Really?
561
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,815
And I'll live with you in a
room just off the master suite?
562
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:42,404
Please, you got to give me some space.
563
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:45,654
Because if you keep squeezing this
hard, you really will lose me.
564
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,701
Okay. I can make some concessions.
565
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,827
You and Brea can go on a date
without your mom tagging along,
566
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,419
if that's what you think is normal.
567
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,439
- It is.
- But no more basement business.
568
00:18:55,478 --> 00:18:57,533
Don't worry. That room has
been ruined for me forever.
569
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,201
And once a week,
Brea should come to dinner,
570
00:18:59,236 --> 00:19:00,703
not because I'm wedging in,
571
00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:02,845
but because I really like her.
572
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,772
I really like her, too.
573
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:07,943
And if we're just saying stuff...
574
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:09,343
You're not so terrible, either.
575
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,604
I am your number-one girl!
576
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,683
Sometimes we get so
focused on what we stand to lose
577
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,852
that we forget all we have to gain.
578
00:19:16,887 --> 00:19:18,020
Can we talk?
579
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,423
I have nothing to say to you.
580
00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:21,904
Then I'll go.
581
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,207
I want to let you know
582
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:25,360
Lainey's an amazing person
who I'll always love.
583
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:26,983
Not a great start.
584
00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:28,597
But here's the thing,
585
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:29,719
she's not you.
586
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:31,867
And?
587
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:33,369
Aw, crap.
588
00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,637
In my head, it was a home run
589
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,038
and you'd be smooching on me right now.
590
00:19:36,072 --> 00:19:37,406
I got this.
591
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,908
Erica, what are you doing here?
592
00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:40,309
Well, I didn't want to be involved,
593
00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,179
but since I am, at least
I can make it right.
594
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:44,054
I'm listening.
595
00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:45,257
When it comes to women,
596
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:47,429
my brother may be
the dumbest person in the world.
597
00:19:47,484 --> 00:19:48,617
And the strongest.
598
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:50,453
But he also has the biggest heart,
599
00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:52,435
which I know for a fact belongs to you.
600
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:54,824
That's sweet.
601
00:19:54,891 --> 00:19:56,792
And weird.
602
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,482
But that's sort of
what I like about Barry.
603
00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:00,796
Exactly.
604
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:04,467
I'm a lovable oddball
who only has eyes for you.
605
00:20:05,569 --> 00:20:07,881
- What's this?
- Just an apology.
606
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,366
Clash tickets?
607
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,940
How?
608
00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:12,578
For you, I'd do the impossible.
609
00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,780
So, does this mean you're my...
610
00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:18,914
Girlfriend?
611
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:20,249
Oh, yeah.
612
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,584
I have a girlfriend!
613
00:20:21,618 --> 00:20:22,891
Yes!
614
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:24,673
I'm still getting used to this.
615
00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:27,259
Sure, bringing new people
into our lives can be tricky,
616
00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:28,991
but the sooner we share the love
617
00:20:29,025 --> 00:20:30,447
with the people closest to us,
618
00:20:30,525 --> 00:20:33,040
that's when our tribe
can grow even stronger.
619
00:20:33,118 --> 00:20:36,131
And in the end, you might just want
to shout it from the rooftops.
620
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:40,202
I have a girlfriend!
621
00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:46,605
So, I understand you
have a recent girlfriend?
622
00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,277
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
623
00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:50,433
- She pretty?
- Yeah.
624
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,348
Let me ask you something personal.
625
00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,496
Does she call you names,
626
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,284
like, 'cause, you know, you're a loser?
627
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:56,832
Does she call you a loser?
628
00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,743
Los Angeles must be so amazing.
629
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,902
It's all right. I did almost meet
Burt Reynolds once.
630
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,468
It turned out to be just
a guy with a cowboy hat
631
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,203
and a mustache, but still pretty cool.
632
00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:07,033
Almost the Bandit. That's not nothing.
633
00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:08,720
Yeah, but it's tougher than I thought.
634
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:11,189
Come on. You're the most famous
commercial fruit actor I know.
635
00:21:11,224 --> 00:21:13,725
But I only made $875 last year.
636
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,360
You are in some trouble, lady.
637
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,930
But I'm not giving up.
I mean, what else would I even do?
638
00:21:17,997 --> 00:21:20,187
Come back to Jenkintown?
639
00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:23,406
Can you imagine me stuck in this
town as an adult, doing a job?
640
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:27,430
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