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HI.

DID YOU ASK TO SPEAKWITH THE OWNER?

UH, YEAH.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FOOD?

NO, IT'S GREAT LOOKING...UH..GREAT EATING, THE FOOD.

THE FOOD IS GOOD.

I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONSABOUT DONATELLO'S.

THE FOARE YOU A FOOD CRITIC?

NO.

I WRITE A BLOG ABOUTBEING SINGLE, AND 30

AND UNEMPLOYED,AND MISERABLE.

I DON'T ALLOW 'MISERABLE'IN MY PLACE.

I'M JOEY.

CAITLYN.

YOU KNOW, LIFE CANSURPRISE YOU.

I ALWAYS THOUGHTI'D BE A JOURNALIST

OR A STAND UP COMEDIAN

OR THE PATRON SAINTOF UNMARRIED FEMALE BLOGGERS.

BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I THAT IWOULD EVER BE ITALIAN...

...OR SO HAPPY.

FOREVER.

FOREVER.

HERE, HERE.

AH, OOO.THANK YOU.

AS MISS COLORADOSPECIAL DELIVERY,

IT HAS BEEN MYHONOR TO INAUGURATE

NUMEROUS AUTOMATEDSTAMP DISPENSERS

THROUGHOUT THEMETRO DENVER AREA.

BUT NO CEREMONYSEEMS QUITE AS AUS...

AUSPICIOUS.

BODING WELL FOR THEFUTURE.

RIGHT, QUITEIOUS. AS AUSPICIOUS

AS TODAY'S DEDICATION OFTHE SOUTH LOGAN STREET

AUTOSTAMP MACHINE!

AND THE CROWDGOES WILD!

AHH!

AHH!WHOOO!

IT IS FRE-EZING OUT.

AM I MISTAKENOR IS IT

YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN.

IT'S NEXT MONDAY.

SO, THERE'S STILLTIME TO SHOP.

OH, GOOD.

AND FYI, I'VE ALREADYGOT A GIANT PAIR

OF GOLDENSCISSORS.

OH, THESE ARE FOR RITA'SRIBBON--CUTTING.

OLIVER WROTE ME ABEAUTIFUL SPEECH...

I THINK.

YOU'RE GOINGTHROUGH WITH IT?

IT'S GOING DOWN TO EIGHTDEGREES ON WEDNESDAY.

YOU'LL FREEZE YOUR A...

CROWN OFF.

NO RAIN NOR WINDNOR SNOW,

NO DARK OF NIGHT,MS. MCINERNEY, HMM?

WHEN WILL THIS WINTER END?

IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

YES, BUT JUST WAIT.

YOU HAVEN'T YETEXPERIENCED YOUR FIRST

COLORADO SPRING.

TRUST ME, ONCE YOU'VE SEENTHE CHERRY BLOSSOMSIRST

BLOOM IN APRIL ALONGTHE POTOMAC RIVER,

NOTHING ELSECOMPARES.

UNLESS IT'S SPRINGTIMEIN THE ROCKIES.

OHH, I LOVE THAT SONG!

WHAT SONG?

WHEN IT'S SPRINGTIME

IN THEROCKIES,

I'LL BE COMING HOME TO YOU.

LITTLE SWEETHEART OFTHE MOUNTAINS,

WITH YOUR BONNIEEYES SO BLUE...

OR SOMETHINGLIKE THAT.

HMM, WELL, OLIVER O'TOOLE,THE SINGING POSTAL DETECTIVE.

WHAT'S THIS?

OH, UH, SEEMS TO BESECONDARY TRANSFER

OF ORGANIC MATERIALVIA FOOTWEAR.

OH, UH, SEEMS TO BESECONDARY TR

OH, YEAH, I GUESS SOMEBODYSTEPPED IN SOME--

THANK YOU, NORMAN.

POSTMARKED TWO YEARS AGO,CAITLYN-SOMETHING.

THE ADDRESS IS VIRTUALLYUNREADABLE.

THE ADDRESS IS VIRTUALLYOOO, DIVORCE PAPERS.

MS. MCINERNEY!

YOU HAVE A DISTRESSINGHABIT OF OPENING PACKAGES

WITHOUT MY EXPRESSPERMISSION.

YOU HAVE A DISTRESSINGHATHIS CANNOT CONTINUE. S

THE ADDRESS WAS HOPELESS.

YOUR PROMISE, PLEASE...

FINE. I PROMISE.

INCOMING!

HEADS UP DOWN THERE!

THAT GUY FROMINTERNATIONAL MISDIRECTS

IS SO AGGRESSIVE.

I GOT THIS.

OHH...

OH, SEEMS TO BE SOMETHINGCAUGHT IN THE CORNER.

A COIN, I BELIEVE.

A RING, OH.

JOEY, YOU TWO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER...WHAT?

SIX, SEVEN YEARS?

COUNT TO TEN BEFORE YOU MAIL THAT.

ONCE IT'S OUT THERE, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

OUCH.

THAT GUY REALLY MUST HAVEWANTED TO GET DIVORCED.

I MEAN, ONCE YOU TAKETHE RING OFF THE FINGER

THERE'S REALLY NO HOPE--

WHAT ARE THOSE?

LITTLE CURLICUES?

NO, THOSE ARE INTERTWINED INITIALS.

SEE, THERE'S A "J" AND...A "C."

NO, T"C" FOR CAITLYN INTERTWINAND "J" FOR...?

OOH, I'VE SEEN RINGS LIKETHIS BEFORE!

THERE'S A WHOLE STREET OFBOUTIQUES IN LARIMER SQUARE

AND THEY MAKE CUSTOMJEWELLERY

RIGHT IN THEIRSTUDIOS.

WELL, THE INSCRIPTION,I'M ASSUMING,

IS THEIR WEDDINGDAY, IT'S NINE YEARS AGO.

THERE'S A PARTIALDATE HERE.

THESE DIVORCE PAPERS WEREDRAWN UP TWO YEARS AGO.

THERE'S A PARTIALWHATEVER IT WAS,

THEY'RE DIVORCED NOW, SO, WHAT'S THE RUSH.

OURS IS NOT A QUESTIONOF 'WHY', MS. MCINERNEY.

"THE SEEDS OF DUTY KNOWNOT THE FLOWER

NOR ITSBLOOMING DAY."

WHO WROTE THAT?

WELL...IT'S A LINEFROM A VERSE

I COMPOSED INWHO WROTE THHIGH SCHOOL...

UM... ABOUT MAIL DELIVERY, ACTUALLY.

THE SINGING DETECTIVEPHILOSOPHER POET.

WHERE DOES IT ALL END?

NORMAN!

OH NO.

WHAT?AN!

OH NO.

MAYBE IT ROLLED AWAY

WHEN WE EMPTIED THE BIN.

CONSIDERING THE CONDITIONOF THE ENVELOPE,

IT'S A MIRACLE IT DIDN'TFALL OUT A LONG--

NO!NO! NO! NO! NO--

BE HONEST, OLIVER, YOU THINKWE'RE GONNA DIE IN HERE.

AND YOU'RE WRITING[dYOUR WILL, AREN'T YOU?

BE HONEST, OLIVER, YOU THINKWE'RE UH, NO. E IN HERE.

TIMES SUCH AS THIS

PROVIDE ONE WITHA CERTAIN CLARITY.

WELL, THE RING ISHERE SOMEWHERE.

AS SOON AS WE FIND IT, WE CANLOCATE THE JEWELLER.

I DID NOT OPEN IT.

HONESTLY, I'M JUST SORRYTHAT I EVER LOOKED

AT HOLLY'S ADDRESS IN THEFIRST PLACE BECAUSE--

BECAUSE...

BECAUSE UNTIL THAT MOMENT

WHEN I SAW HER NAME ANDHER STREET NUMBER,

THE MYSTERIOUS ABSENT WIFE IN PARIS.

NOW, THERE'S A REALENVELOPE IN YOUR POCKET

THAT COULD BE DELIVEREDTO A REAL PERSON.

IT'S FUNNY, REMEMBER THE DAY WE FIRST MET? T

I HAD A LETTER I WASAFRAID TO OPEN.

AND NOW YOUHAVE A LETTER

THAT YOU'RE AFRAIDTO MAIL.

I AM NOT AFRAID TO... MAIL THIS LETTER.

THAT YOU'RE AFRAIDT

A CRAFTSMAN WHOVALUES HIS WORK

WILL CERTAINLY KEEPRECORDS...

DON'T YOU THINK,MS. MCINERNEY?

MS. MCINERNEY?

HMM...

WHAT A GREATIDEA, NORMAN.

HMM?

WHAT A GREATOH.EA, NORMAN.

OH, I TOOK THISTO THE PARK ONCE

AND FOUND ALL TYPEST A GREATOF COOL STUFF...EA, NORMAN.

LIKE...A SPOON...AND A... A KNIFE.

OH, WOULD HAVE BEENNICE TO FIND A FORK.

MAYBE WHEN THE SNOW MELTS WE COULD

TAKE ITTO THE PARK

AND YOU COULD SHOW MEHOW IT WORKS.

OH, WELL, UM..

AH!

TA-DA! pitched beeping]

GREAT!

NICELY DONE, TA-DA! pitched beNORMAN!

HERE'S A LIST OF JEWELLERY SHOPS.

THANK YOU RITA.

IN THE ABSENCE OF MS. MCINERNEY,

WOULD YOU CARETO ACCOMPANY ME?

OH, SURE, YEAH. I'LL JUST GET MY COAT.

SHH!

RITA?

OH, UMM, I... JUST REMEMBERED...

I HAVE TO UMM...

OH, UMM, I... SING?...UST REMEMBERED...

SPEAK?

OH,PRACTICE!

PRACTICE MY SPEECH!

I HAVE TO PRACTICE MY SPEECH.TICE!

MAYBE YOU COULDTAKE NORMAN?

OH, ALRIGHT.

NORMAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TOLOOK AT WEDDING RINGS?

YES, THIS IS ONE OF OURS.

OH, EXCELLENT!

WHEW!

JUST IN TIME.

YOU'RE THE LAST ONEON THE BLOCK.

WERE YOU HOPING TOHAVE IT RESIZED?

OH, NO, I'MALREADY...UH

... SHE AND I...

UH...IT'S A LONG STORY?

LOVE IS A MYSTERY.

CLEARLY.

BUT, IN THE MEANTIME,

WE'D LIKE TO LOCATE THE OWNER OF THIS RING.

WE'RE HOPING YOU KEEPRECORDS OF YOUR CLIENTS.

OUT OF THE QUESTIONS, OURRECORDS ARE CONFIDENTIAL.

DID WE MENTION THE PART ABOUT

OUT BEING AN ELITENS, OURRECOTASK FORCE WITHNTIAL.

WIDE POWERS OF POSTAL DISCRETION?

LIKE THE AVENGERS...THE INCREDIBLES.

WELL, WE'RE THE POSTABLES.

DID WE MENTION THAT PART?

TWICE.

JUST LEAVE IT WITH US

AND WE'LL SEE THATIT'S RETURNED.

I'M SORRY, THIS ISNOW A MATTER

FOR THE US POSTAL SERVICE.

YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO TRUST US.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.

BECAUSE I REALLY NEED AN

EXTRA-LARGE AMERICANO

WITH A DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO

AND A SIDE OF STEAMEDLOW-FAT MILK

WITH TWO PUMPS OF AMARETTO RIGHT NOW.

OKAY?

RITA, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

PROBABLY NOT.

I'LL TRY, BUT STUFF COMES OUT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STRETCH YOURSELF.

I'LL TRY, BUT STUFF COME ON.ES OUT.

OKAY.

I FOUND THIS ININTERNATIONAL MISDIRECTS

THIS MORNING.

IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE A LETTER

THAT OLIVER MAILEDTO HOLLY

A FEW MONTHS AGO.

OH, WOW.

IF IT'S WHATI THINK IT IS,

IT NEVER ARRIVEDIN PARIS.OH, WOW.

SO, HE PROBABLY THINKSSHE NEVER BOTHERED

TO ANSWER HIM.

AND HOLLY PROBABLYTHINKS THAT OLIVER

NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND HER.

OH, WOW.

THAT'S ASSUMING ITISHIS LETTER.

BUT WE CAN'T BE ABSOLUTELY SURE UNLESS...

UNLESS YOU OPEN IT.

WHICH YOU PROMISEDYOU WOULD NEVER DO...

WHICH IS WHY YOUGAVE IT TO ME...

WHICH YOU PROMISEDYOU OH, I CAN'T.DO...

HE'LL KILL ME.

HE WON'T WHICH YOU PROMISEDKILL YOU. OU OH, I CAN'T.DO...

YOU'RE MISS SPECIAL DELIVERY,E'LL KILL ME.

YOU'RE THE HOLYGRAIL OF FIRST CLASS MAIL,

YOU'RE DYING TO OPEN IT...

TOO?

YOU'RE DYING TO OPEN IT...

OH, GEEZ, IT'SREALLY A MESS.

OKAY, LET ME SEE.

IT LOOKS LIKE "DEAR"...

"DEAR" SOMEONE.

OH, "SO MUCH TIMEHAS PASSED..."

AND THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY

AND PERHAPS LITTLE TIME LEFT TO SAY IT.

A I CURRENTLY FIND MYSELFAY

IN A POSITION WHERE MY LIFE MAY BE AT RISK.

"THERE WAS NEVER A BETTER...

EXAMPLE OF THAT THAN MY LIFETHE NIGHT WE MET."SK.

Oh...

HOW DID THEY MEET?

IN A SNOWSTORM, ON A MOUNTAIN PASS.

HOLLY'S CAR WENTOFF THE ROAD

AND OLIVER DUG HEROUT OF THE SNOWDRIFT,

RIGHT BEFORE HOLLY'S CAR ROLLED OFF

THE SIDE OF THE CLIFF.

THEN THEY SPENT THE NIGHT IN HIS JAGUAR

WAITING FOR THESNOWPLOUGHS

THETO GET THROUGHHE NIAND RESCUE THEM.R

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

HE'S PRACTICALLY A HERO.

HE KEPT HER FROM FREEZING.

WELL, I BET HE DID.

WELL, SHE SAID HE WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

SO, IS IT HIS?

OKAY... "I SUPPOSEE SAID HE WAS I SHOULD NOTRFECT GENTLEMAN.

HAVE BEEN SURPRISED..."

OKAY... "I SAID HE WAS I I HAVE A FEELING THATMAN.

FROM THE DAY WE MET, YOU BEGAN LEAVING ME.

WHAT I KNEW OF THE WORLD

COULD NEVER COMPETE WITH YOUR DREAMS

OF DISCOVERING IT FOR YOURSELF,

OF TRAVELLING THE UNCHARTED COURSE,

OF LIVING THE BOHEMIAN LIFE OF ARTIST AND POET.

"IF YOU HAVE LEFT ME

BEHIND FOREVER,OHEMIAN I WILL ACCEPT THAT.D POET.

BUT IF YOU REGRETYOUR DECISION

AND SIMPLY DO NOTKNOW HOW

TO FIND YOUR WAYHOME, THEN COME BACK.

I AM HERE WILLINGTO TRY AGAIN,

TO SEE YOUR DREAMSTHROUGH YOUR EYES.

UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU, IREMAIN FAITHFULLY...

...OLIVER.

WOW, IT DEFINITELY IS HIS.

HE WANTED HER BACK.

WELL, SHE'S STILL LIVING IN PARIS.

THE ADDRESS LABEL ISPRINTING OUT NOW.

ARE YOU SURE YOU STILL WANT TO MAIL THIS?ARIS.

I'M NOT MAILING IT...IT'S UP TO OLIVER.

ARBUT I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANTWANTTO WASTE ANY MORE TIME--

WOW.

ARBUT I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANTWANTTO WAWOW.NY MORE TIME--

WHAT?

ARWELL, IT SEEMSE DOESN'T WANTTHAT HOLLY HAS A...RE TIME--

MS. MCINERNEY?

HOW DID IT GO?

IT DIDN'T GO.

WE WENT TO FOURDIFFERENT JEWELLERS,

FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT ONE,

AND THEN... HE DIDN'T LIKE US.

FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT ONE,IMPOSSIBLE.

EVERYONE LIKES YOU.

WELL, THEY SHOULD,ANYWAYS.

MS. MCINERNEY, PERHAPSYOUR COMPUTER

MIGHT BE OF SOMESERVICE.

OH, YES, SURE.

UH, LET ME SEE,

LET ME SEE THE INSCRIPTION

ON THE RING AGAIN.

OKAY, I HAVE AN IDEA,

WITH SO LITTLE DATA,

IT COULD TAKE A DAY OR TWO

BUT I CAN PROGRAM A SEARCH

FOR WEDDINGS RECORDED ON THEDAY INSCRIBED HERE

SCREENING FOR THEPARAMETERS CAITLYN

AND THE HUSBAND'SINITIAL J...

SCREENING FOR THEETERS CAITLYN

- NO!- NORMAN!

- NO!- UH-OHN!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING!

NORMAN JUSTPUT A REGULAR AIRMAIL

ENVELOPE INTO THEOVERNIGHT EXPRESS TUBE.

NORMAN JUOH, THAT'S A SMALLPUT A REGULAR AIRMMISTAKE.

SOME FORTUNATE PERSON WILLSIMPLY RECEIVE THEIR LETTER

TOMORROW INSTEADOF NEXT WEEK.

I SUPPOSED WORSE THINGS WILLSHAVE HAPPENED, HMM. LETTER

RIGHT.

OH, WORSE THINGS.

YUP, MUCH WORSE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IT IS MY VERY PERSONAL HONOR

TO INTRODUCE THE FIRST LADY

OF THE UNITED STATESPOSTAL SERVICE

IN THE GREAT STATEOF COLORADO...

THE BEAUTIFUL,TALENTED, THE POSTAL!

MISS RITA HAYWITH.

GOOD MORNING AND THANK YOU WERRY,

FERY--OH, I'M SORRY, I THINK MY LIPS JUST FROZE...

ALLOW ME.

OH.

WHY, THANK YOU RAMON.

AS MISS COLORADOSPECIAL DELIVERY,

IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO INAUGURATE

AS MISS COLORADONUMEROUS AUTOMATED...

IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO INAU

OH, THANK YOU.

IT HASWHENEVER OUR PATHS CROSSTO IWITH MR. RODRIGUEZ,

HE SEEMS INTENT TO MAKE ANIMPRESSION UPON ON OUR RITA.

HE'S VERY POPULAR THESE DAYS.

HE'S THE KBC'S NEW WEATHERMAN, NOW,

AND I HEARD HE MAY GET HIS OWN TALK SHOW.

OH, TALK SHOW?

BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

TRULY, THERE IS STILL ROOMFOR WE, THE AMERICAN...

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BEIN MIAMI RIGHT NOW.

YESTERDAY, YOU WANTED TOBE IN WASHINGTON

ANYWHERE BUT HERE.

WASHINGTON, MIAMI...PARIS.

THERE'S ALWAYSAPRIL IN PARIS.

AND AUTUMN IN NEW YORK

AND, WELL, YOU COULD MOVETO A REMOTE ISLAND

IN THE PACIFIC

AND AVOID THE COLDALTOGETHER, MS. MCINERNEY.

I BELIEVE A HARD WINTER LIKE THIS

TEACHES US TO FINDSIGNS OF HOPE

IN THE SMALLEST OF THINGS.

YOU SEE A ROBIN ON THEWINDOW SILL,

A CROCUS PEEKING OUT OF THE SNOW,

AND YOU NEVER TAKE SPRINGFOR GRANTED AGAIN.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE

WE HAD ONE OF THOSE OLDFASHIONED PORCH SWINGS

I USED TO SWING ON IT FOR HOURS ALL SUMMER LONG.

BUT IN NOVEMBER,

BEFORE THE FIRST SNOW,

WE'D TAKE IT DOWN AND PUTIT IN THE GARAGE.BER,

AND THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER

WE'D I'D BE WALKING HOMETIT INFROM SCHOOL.BER,

AND THERE IT WOULDFBE AGAIN. LATER

AND I ALWAYS KNEW

WHEN THE SWINGWAS BACK ON THE PORCH,

SPRING WAS ALMOST HERE.

WELL, IT'S ALMOST ASGOOD AS THE ROBIN,

I SUPPOSE.

WELL, IT'S ALGOOD AS...UNITED STATES

POSTAL SERVICE.

THANK YOU.

YOU WROTE A VERY LOVELY SPEECH, OLIVER.

THANK YOU.

YOU WROTE A VERY OH, OKAY. LOVELY SPEECH, OLIVER.

OLIVER, THERE'S SOMETHING

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT.

WELL, IT CAN'T OLIVER, BE THAT BAD. THERE'S SOMETHING

IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY,

YOU USUALLY SAVE THE BADTHINGS FOR A FRIDAY.

NO,THIS IS BAD.

MY BAD.

THE LETTER YOUWROTE TO HOLLY,

AND MAILED AT THEHOSPITAL LAST SUMMER,

THE LETTER YOUWIN THE RAIN.Y,

IT...CAME BACK.

IT WAS QUITEDAMAGED, YOU SAY?

YES.

IAND SOMEONE DAMAGOPENED IT?Y?

I DIDN'T.

I'M JUST THE ONE WHO MAILED IT, ACCIDENTALLY.

I READ IT.

SOME OF IT...

TO CONFIRM WHOSE IT WAS.

YOU PROMISED ME

YOU WOULD TO CONFIRM WHOSE INEVER AGAIN

READ THE CONTENTS OF A LETTERED ME

WITHOUT RECEIVING MYAPPROVAL.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, I OPENED IT.

BUT I MADE HER DO IT.

WE'RE SORRY,OLIVER.

WE JUST CAREABOUT YOU,

THAT'S ALL.

DON'T WE?

I DO.

I CARE ABOUT DON'ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

MY WIFE IS RECEIVINGTHIS LETTER TODAY

THAT I WROTE MONTHS AGO,

AND IT'S TOO LATETO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

UMM, T I WROTE THERE'S MORE? AGO,

MS. MCINERNEY,

I DON'T BELIEVE I CAN TAKE

ANY MORE RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TURNYOUR ATTENTION

TO THAT COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU SO STRONGLY BELIEVE...

THAT YOU BELIEVE IN SO...

IN WHICH YOUSO STRONGLY BELIEVE.

DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.

WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS.

THE SECRET IS TO STAY AWAKE.

MAYBE IF WE KEEP TALKING, THAT WILL HELP, HMM?

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

I'M OLIVER O'TOOLE.

I WORK WITH THE DEADLETTER OFFICE

FOR THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE.

GETTING ANY WARMER?

GETTII'M SORRY?MER?

I THINK WE'RE GOING... TO DIE IN HERE.

NO,NO.

I WOULD NOT LETTHAT HAPPEN.

OLIVER, THE PROGRAM KICKED OUT A NAME.

THE DIVORCE PAPERS WERE MAILED

OLTO A CAITLYNOGRAM KICASTELLUCI.NAME.

SHE RUNS A RESTAURANT ON SOUTH BROADWAY.

YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD IN TWENTY MINUTES.

ARE YOU GOING TO FORGIVE ME?

YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD IN TWENTY MINUTESTWO?

OH, NO, WE'RE LOOKING FORA CAITLYN CASTELLUCI.

YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD IN TWENTY SHE'S NOT HERE.

CAN I HELP YOU?

I'M OLIVER O'TOOLE, FROMTHE US POSTAL SERVICE.

WE HAVE A DELIVERY FOR HER.

I'M HER HUSBAND.

I CAN TAKE IT...

I'M SORRY,

DID YOU JUST SAY,YOU'RE HER HUSBAND?

YEAH.

DID YOU JUST WHERE DID YOU'RE HER HYOU GET THAT?

IT WAS MAILED TWO YEARS AGO.

IT GOT LOST...I KNOW.

LISTEN, SHE HAS NO IDEATHESE EVER EXISTED.

PLEASE...DON'TDELIVER THAT TO HER.

YOU MAILED THIS TWO YEARSAGO, TO YOUR WIFE?

YES. NO. NOT EXACTLY.

I NEVER TOLD HER ABOUT IT.

LISTEN, IF SHE NEVER GETS IT,

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

AND TECHNICALLY, IT'SSTILL MINE, RIGHT?

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOW THE PROPERTYOF THE POST OFFICE.

I CAN SEE ITS DELIVERY

MAY CAUSE SOME DISTRESS,

BUT MY HANDS ARE TIED HERE.

MAY CAUSE I WISH THERE WERE...S,

A WAY OF MAKING DS THIS EASIER ON YOU...E.

WHEN WILL YOUR WIFECOMING BACK?

TOMORROW.

SHE'S DRIVING BACKFROM CALIFORNIA.

FROM A WINEAUCTION. RROW.

SHE'LL BE HERE AT SIX.

PERHAPS IF WE COME BACK AFTER THAT,

YOU'D HAVE ALITTLE TIME TO PREPARE.

YEAH.

YOU ARE A LOT OF THINGS,OLIVER O'TOOLE.

OPINIONATED, APERFECTIONIST,

BASICALLY A HUMAN ANTIQUE.

BUT I NEVER FIGURED YOUFOR A HYPOCRITE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

YOU STOOD RIGHT THERE

AND REFUSED TO LET THATMAN DECIDE WHAT TO DO

WITH THOSE OOD OLD DIVORCE PAPERS.

BUT LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO

YOU WANTED THE SAME CHANCETO DECIDE WHAT TO DO

WITH YOUR LETTER TO HOLLY.

MY LETTER SHOULD HAVE BEENPROCESSED AND MAILED,

AND TREATED THE SAME AS ANYOTHER DEAD LETTER.

OH, RIGHT...

MY QUARREL WITH YOU IS THAT YOUBROKE YOUR PROMISE TO ME.

YOU OPENEDTHAT ENVELOPE

ON THE PRETEXT OF LOCATINGAN I.D. WHEN, IN FACT,

IT WAS TO, ONCE AGAIN,SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY.

THAT IS NOT FAIR.

I WAS JUST TRYING--

MS. MCINERNEY, YOUOBVIOUSLY DO NOT SHARE

MY COMMITMENT TO PUTTING YOUR HEART AND SOUL

INTO DOINGYOUR JOB WELL.

INTO DOING THE ONE THINGRIGHT IN MY LIFE THAT...

OH, HUH.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT

METAL DETECTOR IDEA THAT YOU HAD.

FEEL THIS,IT'S CASHMERE.

AH, UM...CASHMERE BLEND.

ACTUALLY PRETTY CHEAP.

RAYON AND ... A LITTLEBIT OF POLYESTER.

STILL, RAMON DOESHAVE EXCELLENT TASTE,

DON'T YOU THINK.

STILL, RAI DON'T THINK ABOUTHAVE EXCELLERAMON VERY MUCH.

HMM.

YOU SAID EARLIER TODAY

THAT THERE WAS MORE INEEDED TO KNOW.noise]

WHEN I WAS CHECKINGHOLLY'S ADDRESS,

HER NAME SHOWED UP IN A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.

ON WHAT?

YOUTUBE, IT'S UH...NEVER MIND.

IT'S A VIDEO OF A BUNCHOF FRENCH PEOPLE

IN A BOOKSTORE READING POETRY, I THINK.

LOOK.

MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS.

UN POEME PAR MA INCROYABLE COPINE, HOLLY O'TOOLE.

MESDAMES "LA NUIT DE NEIGES"

UN POEME PAR MA INCROYABLE C LE.

THE WHOLE THING IS"LA IN FRENCH.IGES"

SHE ALWAYS WANTED A INCROYABLETO LEARN FRENCH. French]LE.

DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?

NO.

WELL, RITA CALLED SOMEONE SHE KNOWS.

YEAH, HE SAID WE COULD DROPBY HIS OFFICE TOMORROW.

IS IT A PROFESSOR OFFRENCH LITERATURE?

NO.

AND, OVER HERE

WE HAVE NORTHERN COLORADO,

VERY COLD, TOO COLD FOR ME,

TOO COLD FOR YOU.

HE'S POINTING TO IDAHO.

THANK YOU, RAMON.

ANY CHANCE WE'LLINTING GET ENOUGH POWDERHO.

TO HIT THE SLOPESTHIS WEEKEND?

ANY CHANCE WE'LLINTIGET ENOUGH POWDERHOOH, NO,NO.

BUT PROBABLY, YES.

WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THEKBC AFTERNOON UPDATE.

IN THE KITCHEN WITHMERRY LYNNE IS UP NEXT.

AND, WE'RE OUT!

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

AND, WE'RE MISS RITA

AND HER LITTLE FRIENDS.SUCH A PLEASURE.

WHEN I SAID I WAS AT YOURSERVICE, MISS RITA,

I MEANT IT WITHALL MY HEART.

BUT MY HEARTCOULD NEVER IMAGINE

THAT YOU WOULD NEED MYSERVICES SO SOON.

OH, WELL,

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D NEEDTO BE SERVICED SO SOON.

OVILEAR!

RAMON.

ALWAYS SUCH A PLEASURE.

HAVE YOU ANDTHE LOVELY SHANE

CONTINUED YOURDANCING TOGETHER?

WELL...

YOU WERE MY BEST STUDENTS.

IT'S SUCH A NATURAL RHYTHMWELL...

BETWEEN YOU TWO.

YOU CAN'T TEACHTHAT, YOU KNOW.

BETWEEN YOU TWO.HMM.

I UNDERSTANDYOU SPEAK FRENCH.

I SPEAK ALL THEROMANCE LANGUAGES.

REALLY?

YES.

LATIN?

OF COURSE.

PORTUGUESE?

I BREATHE IT.

PORTUGUESE?ROMANIAN.

MY MOTHER TONGUE.

NORMAN...

IT'S CLEAR THATMY MOTRAMON IS MULTILINGUAL.

SHALL WE PROCEED.

UM, YES,HERE IS THE POEM.

IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO HEAR, SO...HALL WE PROCEED.

AH, OOHH...

UH...

MHMM.

HMM.

WELL...IT'S NOTA VERY GOOD POEM.

THE FRENCHIS POOR,

THE IMAGERY IS CLICHÉ,

AND QUITE FRANKLYIT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME.

BUT!

IT HAS PASSION.

AND WHAT IS A POEM?

IT IS GREAT PASSION PUSHEDINTO LITTLE TINY WORDS!

COULD YOU TELL US WHAT IT SAYS?

IT IS GREAT PASSION PUSHEDOF COURSE.LE TINY WORDS!

IT IS CALLED

IT IS GREAT PASSION PUSHEDOF COU"THE NIGHT OF SNOW"

"YOU FOUND ME ONE NIGHT ONA MOUNTAIN IN THE DARK,

IN THE SNOW, THE SNOWTHAT ONLY GOT DEEPER,

AND DEEPER, AND DEEPER,

AND DEEPER..."

IT'S DEEP,WE GET IT.

"DEATH, WHISPEREDTO ME IN THE WIND

'COME AWAY,IT'S DEEP,COME AWAY.'WE GET IT.

"BUT FROM A PLACESTRONGER THAN DEATH,

IN WINTER'S VERY EMBRACE,THERE YOU WERE,

SEARCHING FOR ME,CALLING FOR ME...

YOU SAVED MY LIFE IN AWORLD OF SNOW,

BUT WHAT SHALL I DO WITHMY LIFE NOW?

NOW THAT I CANSEE THE SUN.

BUT WHAT SHALL I DO WITH

LIKE I SAID,IT'S TRASH.

GARBAGE.

LIKE I SAID,BUT PASSIONATE GARBAGE.

NOW, IF YOU WANT TO HEARSOME GREAT POETRY,

MISS HAYWITH,

NOWWOULD YOU ACCOMPANYARSME THIS SATURDAY,

TO A LITTLE SOIREE OF CLOSEFRIENDS AT MY OLD DANCE STUDIO?

OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.

TO A LITTLE SOIREE IT'S OSEFRIENDS AT MY OLD SAMBA NIGHT.?

OH, WE'RE GOING FOR COFFEEAT THE MAILBOX GRILLE,

WANNA COME?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

UHH...THE POEM IS ABOUT ME.

you have left me,

SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW,

IT'S SOMETHINGONE JUST FEELS

WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TOGET BACK TO THE DLO.

OKAY.

OLIVER, WE NEED TO TALK.

"DEATH WHISPERED TO ME INTHE WIND."

OLWHAT DOES THAT MEAN?K.

OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE FIVEMINUTES TO BE WEIRD

[whiAND THEN IT'S OLWHAT DOES BACK TO WORK.

RITA, I KNOW IT'SBEEN A BIG WEEK,

DEDICATING THESTAMP DISPENSER,

VISITING THE WEATHERMAN,

BUT WE CAN'TFALL BEHIND...

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

IT'S JUST, CAN RAMONFINISH HIS STORY

ABOUT WHEN HE WAS ACLIFF DIVER IN COZUMEL?

YOU USED TO BE A CLIFF DIVER?

OH, YES.

OH, WELL, THAT'S ...SCARY.

ONCE WE FACE THETHINGS THAT WE FEAR,

THEY NO LONGER HAVEPOWER OVER US.

NO?

NO.

YES.NO?

THAT'S QUITEPROFOUND, ACTUALLY.

YRITA,NO?

FIVE MINUTES.

OH, OKAY.

MISS RITA

ME?

NORMAN, YOU ARE IN DANGEROF STANDING BY,

LETTING RITA BESWEPT OFF HER FEET.

WHAT CAN I DO? I CAN'TCOMPETE WITH THAT?

DO YOU REALIZETHIS IS THE FIRST TIME

YOU'VE EVER ADMITTED YOURFEELINGS FOR RITA?

I TOLD MY GRANDMOTHER, SORT OF.

SHE TOLD ME TOTELL HER,

I TOLD MY GBUT I DIDN'TSORT KNOW HOW.

AND NOW, SHE'S OVERTHERE, GETTING SWEPT.

IT IS HARD TO IGNOREA CONFIDENT MAN

WITH A BROOM.

HMM.

WITH A BROOM.WHAT DO I DO?

WELL, YOUGET A BETTER BROOM.

WITH A BROOM.HMM.T DO I DO?

THAT'S A METAPHOR, RIGHT?

YES, IT IS.

YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS AFOSTER KID,

NO ONE EVER CALLEDME BY MY REAL NAME.

JUSTNICKNAMES LIKE

STORMY NORMAN, BORE-MAN,

KID IN BED NUMBER FIVE.

I DIDN'T TELL THEMWHAT MY MIDDLE NAME WAS,

YOU CAN IMAGINE WHATTHEY'D DO WITH XAVIER.

THAT DAY WHENI MET RITA

AND SHE ASKED ME MY NAME,

IT JUST ALL CAMEOUT AT ONCE.

IT WAS THE FIRST TIMEI'D EVER TOLD ANYONE

MY REAL NAME,CAUSE...

CAUSE I JUST FELTSAFE WITH HER.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE.

HMM?

I'M NOT INHER LEAGUE.

NORMAN, LOVE CAN ONLYSURVIVE ON SWAGGER

AND CHARISMA FOR SO LONG.

RITA NEEDS A MAN OFTRUE SUBSTANCE.

SHE'S HOLDING OUTFOR A HERO, NORMAN.

THAT HEROCOULD BE YOU.

HI. I'M HOLLY.

WOULD YOU LIKE A YOO-HOO?

UMM, NO? THANKS?

I USUALLY LEAVE THOSEFOR OLI-- MR. O'TOOLE.

I'M HIS WIFE, YOU KNOW.

UH-HUH.

WE ALL THOUGHT YOUWERE IN PARIS.

AWW.

HEY, DO NORMAN AND RITASTILL WORK HERE?

YES, YES, THEY DO.

AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

UMM...TECH SUPPORT.

WELL, GOOD, OLIVERCAN USE SOME HELP

IN THATDEPARTMENT.

I MEAN, HE REALLYIS VERY SMART

BUT HE NEVER QUITE GOTTHE HANG OF THE INTERNET.

WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY OFEALLYANOTHER TIME.ERY SMART

YEAH, HE'S ALWAYSGOT A STORY

WELL, HE'S OR A QUOTE FORALLYANOTHEEVERY OCCASION.T

HE WOULD HAVE BEENSO FUN AT PARTIES,

IF HE WOULDGO, WHICH HE WON'T,

HBECAUSE THAT'SEENJUST NOT WHO HE IS.

WELL, I'M SORT OF WOULDNEW AROUND HERE...HE WON'T,

LEMME GIVE YOU AEENJUTIP, OKAY. HE IS.

IF HE GOES TO A RESTAURANT

AND HE ORDERS CLAMSAND RED WINE,

HE'S VERY, TOVERY ANGRY.NT

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINEMR. O'TOOLE

EVER BEING ANGRY ENOUGHTO...EAT CLAMS.

REALLY?

I GUESS I JUST HAVE THATEFFECT ON HIM, HUH?

I GUWANT TO KNOW THETHATFUNNIEST THING ABOUT HIM,

THAT MAN

I MEAN THAT WAS THEPROBLEM, RIGHT.

HE'D KISS MEAND I'D FORGET EVERY

PROMISE I EVERMADE TO MYSELF?

SO...

SO?

SO, I JUST STOPPED KISSINGHIM AND IT WORKED.

I WENT TO PARIS.

NOW YOU'RE BACK!

I WENT TYEAH.IS.

WOW.

WOW.

I MEAN, WHEN YOU GETA LETTER LIKE THIS,

WHAT ELSE ARE YOUGOING TO DO?

THE THINGS HE SAIDIN THIS LETTER

MADE ME REALIZE THAT--

HI.

HI.

HI!

WELL, MR. O'TOOLE,

I STILL HAVE SOME WORKTO DO ON THOSE DIVOR--

THOSE PAPERS FORMR. CASTELLUCI, SO...

THANK YOU, MS. MCINERNEY.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D KNOWWHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

I READ YOUR POEM.

WHICH ONE?

HOW MANY HAVE YOU WRITTEN?

I HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF THEMCOMING OUT THIS FALL.

REALLY?

WELL DONE.

YOU ALWAYS SAID YOUWANTED TO BE A POET.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A POET.I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A POET.NOW IT.

DID YOU MEANTO DO THAT?

WHAT?

YOU JUST SAID"KNOW IT" AND "POET"

I'M SO SORRY,I'M NOT FOLLOWING.

THEY'RE JUST STANDING

THERE, TALKING.

HOW CLOSE ARE THEY STANDING?

WHAT ARE YOUGUYS DOING?

SHHH...

WELL, I HELPED MYSELFTO A YOO-HOO,

SOME THINGS NEVERCHANGE, RIGHT.

OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE HERE.

AND IF YOU'RE HERE,

THAT MEANS YOU MUST HAVEYREAD WHAT I WROTE

ABOUT BEINGWILLING TO CHANGE...

YOU KNOW, I WANT TO TALK.

I DO, BUT ITWAS A LONG FLIGHT

AND I NEED TOSLEEP.

OH, OF COURSE.

UHH, WHERE WOULDYOU LIKE TO DO THAT?

I GOT A ROOM ATTHE BROWN PALACE.

AH, YOU ALWAYS SAID

YOU WANTED TOGOT A ROOM ATSTAY THERE SOMEDAY.OWN PALACE.

DON'T LOOK SO SAD.

OLLY, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

I WROTE A POEMABOUT THAT TOO.

OH.

IDRINKS, POEMIN THE LOBBY,O.

TONIGHT, TEN O'CLOCK?

YES.

OKAY.

SHE'S COMING!

-OH!-OH!

-OH!-OH!

AH, THERE YOU AREMS. MCINERNEY.

I'M THINKING PERHAPS IT'STIME TO DELIVER

OUR LETTER TO MS. CASTELLUCI.

WELL, IT'S A LITTLEEARLY ISN'T IT?

IT IS A RESTAURANT.

WE COULD HAVEAN EARLY DINNER.

I'M HAVING A RARE CRAVINGFOR SARDINIAN CLAMST.

AND A NICE GLASS OF ANUNASSUMING BRUNELLO.

OLIVER, ARE WE GOING TOTALK ABOUT THIS?

I'M SORRY?

IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE ODDTHAT YOUR MISSING WIFE

FINALLY CAMEBACK FROM PARIS

AND YOU'RE HAVINGDINNER WITH ME.

WELL, I THOUGHT I COULDKILL TWO BIRDS WITH

AND YOU'RE HAVINGDINNER WITH MEONE STONE.

RETURN THE LETTER TOCAITLYN AND...

GET SOME EMERGENCY CLAMS?

HOLLY TOLD ME ABOUTTHE CLAM THING.

AH.

AND, WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY?

OH, SHE DID MENTION YOUCAN CHANGE HER MIND WITH A...

OLIVER, THIS HAS BEEN A ELSE TERRIBLE SHOCK. SHE SAY?

IF YOU HAVETO LEAVE,

I CAN HANDLE CAITLYNAND THE LETTER.

TO BE HONEST, MS. MCINERNEY,

I CAN'T IMAGINE DOINGANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS WHAT WE DO BEST.

WE DELIVER.

WE ARE GOOD ATTHIS, AREN'T WE?

SLOW NIGHT.

WELL, THE FOOD ISMARVELLOUS.

I IMAGINE THIS IS QUITESLTHE POPULAR PLACE.

WELL, WE HAVE OUR GOODYEARS AND OUR BAD YEARS.

I IMAGINE THIS IS QUITEJUST LIKE A MARRIAGE.ACE.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

WE WERE SO CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER.

WE HAD THAT KIND OF THING WHERE YOU TELL YOURSELF

"THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF GIRL I EVER THOUGHT I'D MARRY"

BUT THEN YOU DO.

FOR THE FIRST FEW YEARS, THINGS WERE SO GREAT.

THEN THE RECESSION HIT US HARD.

WE ALMOSTLOST THIS PLACE.

CATIE ALWAYS FOUNDSOMETHING TO CHEER US UP,

MAKE ME LAUGH.

I'VE ACTUALLY SEENA GIANT MISQUITO

TAKE AWAY MY BROTHER...

DIDN'T KEEP HIM FOR LONG...

JUST DROPPEDHIM OFF IN TOPEKA

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH,YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN...

WE HAD TO WORK SIX DAYS A WEEK JUST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER,

SO WE DECIDED TO WAITTO START A FAMILY.

I DECIDED.

WHEN WE FINALLY FELTLIKE WE WERE READY,

THE DOCTOR TOLD CATIETHAT SHE COULDN'T.

WHEN AND, OH MAN, LTLIKETHAT WAS TOUGH.

THAFTER THAT WE JUSTTKIND OF DRIFTED.

INTO OUR OWN LITTLE WORLDS.

WE JUST STOPPED BEINGTCATIE AND JOEY.

I COULD SEE THINGS WERE STARTING TO FALL APART.

THEN SHE STARTED GOING OUT MONDAY NIGHTS...

THAT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE CLOSED.

I'D STAY HOME AND WATCH FOOTBALL,

SHE WENT TO THET MOVIES WITH THE GIRLS,

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME.

ONE MONDAY NIGHT, I FOLLOWED HER...

SHE WALKED IN ALONE,

BUT THAT'S NOT HOW SHE WALKED OUT.

WE'D BOTH SEEN IT COMING,

I JUST THOUGHT I'D GET IT OVER WITH.

SO, I HAD THE PAPERS DRAWN UP.

I WAITED A WHILE,

I WENT BACK AND FORTH.

YOU KNOW, I ALMOST MAILED THEM BUT I COULDN'T.

I WENT BACKTHEN WHO DID MAIL THEM?

YOU KNOW, I ALMOST MAILED THEM BI DID,OULDN'T.

ACCIDENTALLY.

THAT'S HOW I GOTTHIS BUM LEG.

I GOT IN A FIGHT TRYING TO STOP A CAR-JACKING.

A COUPLE OF GUYS BEAT ME UP, PRETTY GOOD.

I ALMOST DIED.

HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!

YOU KNOW, THEAMAZING THING...

IS THAT CATIE WALKEDINTO THAT HOSPITAL ROOM

TWO YEARS AGO,

AND SHE NEVER LEFT MY SIDE AGAIN.

WE GOT OUR MARRIAGE BACK.

I NEVER TOLD HER IKNEW WHAT SHE DID..

I FORGAVE HERAND I MOVED ON.

YOU FORGAVE HER?

JOEY, OLIVER IS VERYGOOD AT HIS JOB,

AND IF THERE'S ONE THINGTHAT HE'S TAUGHT ME,

IT'S THAT THINGS HAPPEN,ALL THE TIME.

THAT AT FIRST MAYSEEM ALL WRONG,

BUT WHEN WE HAVE FAITHTHAT SOMETHING GREATER

MIGHT BE AT WORK,

ALL THOSE THINGS JUST END UPWORKING TOGETHER FOR GOOD.

MIGHT

I THINK IN LIGHT OFTHE CIRCUMSTANCES,

PERHAPS WE CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE

AND ENTRUSTTHE ENVELOPE TO

YOU TO DO WITHIT AS YOU SEE FIT.

THANK YOU,ENTRUSTTHANK YOU SO MUCH.PE TO

YOU TO DO WITHIT THAT'S ODD. IT.

THI MUST HAVE LEFT ITTHANK YOBACK AT THE DLO.

I'M SORRY, I HAVE BEEN A BITDISTRACTED TODAY... IT.

JOEY!

I'M SORRY, I HAVE BEEN A BITDISTRACTEHEY MICHAEL!T.

GET THE RESTOUT OF MY CAR,

I'M SORRY, I AND PUT THEMBITDISTRACTEIN THE BACK.T.

- HEY.- HEY.

MWAH!

HI, I'M CAITLYN.

HI.

HOW'S THE FOOD?

IT'S DELICOUS.

HOW'S THE FOODOLIVER!

HEY, GUESS WHATYOU GUYS FORGOT.

CAITYN'S LETTER...

- NO, NORMAN...- UHH.

OH, THAT'S FOR ME.

CATIE, WE SHOULD TALKBEFORE YOU...

OH, THAT'S WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S TWO YEARS OLD.

DOESN'T MATTER.YOU SHOULD JUST THROW IT...

YOU WERE GOING TO DIVORCE ME?

IT WAS A MISTAKE.

WHEN DIDYOU MAIL THESE?

IT WAS THE NIGHTTHAT I GOT HURT.E.

SO I JUST SPENTTHE LAST TWO YEARS

IT WAS THE NURSING A MANTHAT I GOTWHO WAS PLANNING

SO I JUST SPENTTHE TO DIVORCE ME?

I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSEIT DOESN'T MATTER.

I FORGIVE YOU.

FOR WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT.

NO, JOEY,I HAVE ABSOLUTELY

NO CLUE WHAT YOUARE TALKING ABOUT.

TWO YEARS AGO I SAW YOUWITH ANOTHER MAN

IN A PARKING LOT WHAT YOUOUTSIDE THE CLUB...G ABOUT.

YOU SAW ME IN A PARKINGLOT WITH A MAN...

IN A PARKIWELL, THERE GOESOUTSIDE THE THE MARRIAGE.T.

IT WAS MORE THAN THATAND YOU KNOW IT.

YOU LIED TO ME.

YOU TOLD ME YOU LOSTTHIS IN THE FIGHT.

YOU LIED TO ME, EVERYMONDAY FOR WEEKS.

YOU TOLD ME YOU LOSTTHIEVERY MONDAY...

OH MY GOSH.

THAT MAN YOU SAWIN THE PARKING LOT

WAS THE OWNER OF THE NIGHTCLUB

WE USED TO GO TO.

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE OPEN MIC NIGHTS

AND HOW HE WAS ALWAYS SAYING HE'S LOOKING FOR NEW TALENT?

WELL, I WENT TO GO SEE HIM.

I'M FINDING OUT THAT WHENYOU MARRY AN ITALIAN CHEF,

YOU HAVE GOT TO KNOW THE LINGO.

SPAGHETTI, ROTINI,RIGATONI, CROSTINI,

CANNELLONI, CALAMARI,RAVIOLI, FUSILI,

LINGUINI, EENY-MEENYFETTUCCINE.

CANNELLONI, CALAMARI,R

DO THEY NOT EAT ANY FOODTHAT ENDS IN A CONSONANT?

WHAT ARE THEY SAVING THECONSONANTS FOR?

AND HE LIKED THE WAY I COULD TELL A STORY,

SO HE SAID HE WOULD COACH ME.

AND I GOT TO THINKING, MAYBE IF HE COULD TEACH ME

AT HOW TO BE GOOD AT BEING FUNNY,

I COULD SURPRISE YOU,

TAKE YOU BACK THAT NIGHTCLUB

AND WATCH YOUR FACE WHENTHEY'D INTRODUCE ME

AND I'D WALK UP ON STAGEAND KNOCK 'EM DEAD.

AND THEN I'D GET TO SEEYOU LAUGH AGAIN.

IT'S THETRUTH.

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOUWHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO,

I JUST DIDN'T WANTTO FAIL AT THAT...

THE WAY I FAILED

WITH THE BABY.

OH, DON'T SAY THAT...DON'T SAY THAT.

YOU DIDN'T FAIL.I FAILED YOU. BABY.

I SHOULD HAVE...

I SHOULD HAVE TOLDYOU HOW I FELT,

AND I DIDN'T,

AND I ALMOSTLOST YOU.

DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

OF COURSE.THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

YES, MS. HOLLY O'TOOLE'SROOM, PLEASE.

ONE MOMENT.

WHERE WOULDYOU LIKE TO SIT?

OH, I DON'T CARE.ANYWHERE.

UMM.

OH, HOW ABOUT RE.RIGHT HERE?

OOO, I WOULD JUSTLOVE ONE OF THOSE.

TWO, ACTUALLY, PLEASE.

OOO, I WOULD JUSTLOVE ONE THANKS.E.

TWO, ACTUALLY, PLEASSO...

SO...

THIS FEELS VERY STRANGE.

THE LETTER I WROTE TO YOUWAS LOST SO LONG AGO,

I CAN BARELYREMEMBER WHAT I SAID.

WELL, YOU SAID IF I CAME BACK

YOU WOULD TRY TO SEEMY DREAMS THROUGH MY EYES.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND YOU SAID IFI'D LEFT FOREVER,

YOU'D ACCEPTTHAT.

AND YOU SAIDI WAS LOCKED I'D LEFT FORIN A BANK VAULT

AT THE TIME I WROTETHAT, ACTUALLY...

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

DO YOU TIME I WROTEWANT ME BACK?TUALLY...

DO I WANT YOU BACK?

UMM, HOLLY, I WANTAN EXPLANATION.

I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY WIFERAN AWAY TO PARIS,

NEVER EVEN CALLED.NEVER WROTE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHATEYOU PUT ME THROUGH?

YOU LET SIT HERE, TWO YEARS,

TERRIFIED THAT MAYBESOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU.

BUT NOTHINGHAPPENED.

WELL, LOTS HAPPENEDBUT NOTHING BAD.

THAT WOULD HAVEBEEN NICE TO KNOW.

OLLY...

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT.

WHY DID YOU MARRY ME?

WHAT?

WHY DID YOU MARRYME?

YOU MADE MEUNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY LIFE

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S GOOD,

MAYBE MY LIFE NEEDSUNCOA LITTLE SHAKING UP.FE

AND YOU CERTAINLYDID THAT.

YOU KNOW THEFIRST NIGHT WE MET,

I WAS PERFECTLYHONEST WITH YOU.

I TOLD YOU THATI NEEDED TO BE FREE,

WE WERE LOST IN ABLIZZARD.

YOU WERE DELIRIOUS.

YOU WERE AMAZING IN THAT STORM.

YOU LOVED BEING MY HEROAND I NEEDED ONE.

AND I LEARNED SO MUCHFROM YOU, OLIVER.

BUT THE BIGGESTTHING I LEARNED,

THE BIGGESTTHING...

IS THAT IF YOU WANTTO BE A GROWN UP,

YOU GOT TO BE YOUR OWN HERO.

I'M SORRY,

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOWLEAVING YOUR HUSBAND

AT THE PONYEXPRESS EXHIBIT AT THE

NATIONAL POSTAL MUSEUM CANBE CONSIDERED HEROIC.

OH, WELL, HEROESCAN BE COWARDS.

NATIONAL POSTAL MUSEUM CANBE CONSIDWHAT?HEROIC.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

SEE! THAT'S IT.

YOU LEAVE US VE NO IDEA WHATALONE IN A CARE TALKING ABOUT.

WITH ONLY THE TWO OFUS TO HEAT EACH OTHER UP

AND WE COMMUNICATE JUST FINE.

BUT TALKING,WITH ACTUAL WORDS,

WE WERE NEVERVERY GOOD AT THAT,

WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO AMAZING

THAT IN THE PASTTWO YEARS,

I'VE REALLY LEARNEDTO EXPRESS MYSELF.

IN TWO LANGUAGESAPPARENTLY.

CAN YOU USE ONE OF THEM TO TELLTO EME WHY YOU CAME BACK?

TO SEE YOU. TO FIND OUTWHAT I WANT.

WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

PEACE.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

NO, THAT'S ESSENTIAL.

I DON'T WANT TO BE THEFIRST ONE TO SAY IT.

NO, THAT'WHAT?ENTIAL.

ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT DIVORCE?

NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

IF WE SAY IT, WE CAN'TTAKE IT BACK.

NO, WE CAN'T.

IF WEAND MARRIAGE IS SO SACRED,TAKE ITSO PRECIOUS.

ENDING IT SHOULDN'T BEAN EASY THING TO DO.

HOLLY, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.

YES.

I'VE HAD A LOT OFN SURPRISES,Y.

I'VE EATEN ALOT OF CLAMS.

LET US NOT GET DIVORCED TONIGHT.

OKAY.

WE'LL TALK IT OVER,DITOMORROW.NIGHT.

TOMORROW.

I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS.

I THINK I'M GOING TO WRITEA POEM ABOUT THIS.

GOOD IDEA.

GOING MY WAY?

AH, MS. MCINERNEY.

YOU'RE IN EARLY.

I COULDN'T SLEEP.

NEITHER COULD I.

COME ON UP HERE WITH ME.

COM'ON.COME ON.

COME ON UP

SO, DO YOU KNOW WHATYOU'RE GOING TO DO?

I'D LIKE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

YOU ALWAYS DO.

NO... NO, I DON'T.

I WAITED MORETHAN A YEAR

TO WRITE HER A LETTERBECAUSE I JUST...

THERE IS SO MUCH I COULDHAVE DONE AND I DIDN'T.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

BECAUSE IT HURT.

AND IT FROZE YOU UP.

YOU'RE LIKE THE SNOWMANI SAW IN THE PARKURT.

ON MY WAYIN THIS MORNING.

HE'S JUST STUCK THERE,

LEFT BEHIND BY SOMEONEWHO MADE HIM THAT WAY.

ALL HE CAN DO ISWAIT FOR THE THAW

LEFT BEFORE HE SOMEONEWHO CAN CHANGE.AT WAY.

BUT... THEN HE MELTS.

YOU HAVEN'T FORGIVENEONEWHER, HAVE YOU?AT WAY.

YFORGIVENESS IS DOING THERIGHT THING, OLIVER. .

THAT HAS TO HAPPEN FIRST

AND THEN YOU'LL JUST...KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.

YOU ARE, SURPRISINGLYGOOD AT THIS.

WELL, I LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

SOME SINGING POSTALDETECTIVE PHILOSOPHER GUY

WHO BELIEVESIN SPRING

AND DOING THE RIGHT THING.

"SPRING." "THING." HMM.

YOU KNOW, THEY FOUND A 5600YEAR OLD POPCORN KERNELS

THAT WERE STILL POPPABLE,BURIED IN AN ANCIENT

YOU KNOW, THEY FOUND A 5600YEARPERUVIAN FUNERAL URN.

OH.

HEY, YOU GUYS MADE IT!

OH.WE DID.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

KINDA LIKE RETURNING TOTHE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

THIS IYEAH, I JUSTSO EXCITINTHOUGHT,

WHAT BETTER PLACETO CELEBRATE, RIGHT?

WHERE'S OLIVER?

OH, HE HAD ALAST-MINUTE DINNER

AND HE SENDSHIS BEST.

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD,HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.

FOR WHAT?

FOR KEN. THE OWNER GUY.

HE'S THE EMCEE

AND HE LIKES TO WARMUP THE AUDIENCE.

BUT HE GOT A FLAT TIRE.

AND COMEDIANS DON'TLIKE TO GO ON COLD,

SO IT'S GOING TO BEA LITTLE BIT OF A WAIT.

OH, THAT'SA SHAME.

HEY, WHATABOUT RAMON!

HE'S REALLY GOOD ATINTRODUCING PEOPLE

AND TALKING TO CROWDS.

HE'S REALLY GOOD ATINTRODUCING RAMON?

MY FRIEND, RAMONRODRIGUEZ.

HE'S REALLY GOOD ATOH, THEINTRODUCING RAMON?WEATHERMAN!

MHMM.

OH, THE SHOWMUST GO ON, RIGHT?

RITA, YOU'RE MISS SPECIALDELIVERY, YOU GET UP THERE.

WHAT?

I CAN'T! I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO SAY.

YOU SPEAK IN PUBLICALL THE TIME.

BUT OLIVER WRITESMY SPEECHES.

I CAN'T JUST GO UPTHERE AND BE FUNNY.

IT'S TOO SCARY.

I CAN'T JUST GREMEMBER WHATTHERE AND BE FURAMON SAYS?

"ONCE WE FACEOUR FEARS,

THEY NO LONGERHAVE POWER OVER US."

RAMONSAID THAT?

ODDLY, YES.

I JUST HAVE THIS FEELINGIT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

FOR THE AUDIENCE TO GET WARMEDUP, AND GET THINGS GOING.

I THINK JOEY REALLYNEEDS THIS...

HI...

MY NAME IS NORMAN.

NORMAN...

NORMAN XAVIER DORMAN.

I'M NOT A COMEDIAN ORANYTHING LIKE THAT,

BUT WHILE WE'RE WAITINGFOR THE SHOW TO START,

YOU HAVE TO GET WARM,

SO I THOUGHT I WOULDTALK A LITTLE

WHILE YOU DO THAT.

SO, I KNOW A LOT OF STUFFABOUT UNUSUAL STUFF.

LIKE POLYESTER, AND BARBEDWIRE, AND WELL, LET'S SEE.

FLORIDIAN BEEKEEPING,WELL, SOUTHERN FLORIDA...

SO SOMEONE READ THEM,

AND GAVE THEM TO APUBLISHER, AND VOILA...

YOU ARE A POET.

YEAH, OF SORTS.

I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, I'MNOT A VERY GOOD POET.

BUT I LOVE IT.

I MEAN, LET'SIT TAKES ME'MNOT A VERYOUT OF MY HEAD

AND PUTS ME BACKIN MY HEART.

I MI WROTE A POEMAKES ME'MABOUT US LAST NIGHT.Y HEAD

OH.

I MI WROTE A POEMAKES ME'MABT.Y HEAD

UMM, BEFOREYOU READ IT,

I WANT TO SAYHOW SORRY I AM.

THAT I TOOK SOLONG TO COME BACK,

I SHOULDN'THAVE WAITED

BUT THE LONGER I WAITEDTHE FURTHER AWAY

THE ROUTE HOME SEEMED.

BUT I'M HERE NOW,

AND I JUST HOPETHAT WE CAN...

BI DON'T KNOW...,

AND I JUST HOPESHOULD I READ IT, NOW?...

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?deep breath]

YEAH.

AND RELIGIOUS RELICSOF THE AMISH,

HOLY PLOWS,SACRED SPINDLES.

AND, I ALSO KNOW ALL THE RETIREDZIP CODES OF NORTH AMERICA...

AND I BET YOU'RESWONDERING WHY..

YEAH, WHY?

WELL, I WORK AT THEDEAD LETTER OFFICE

AT THE US POSTALSERVICE DOWNTOWN

AND WE GET TO FIGURE OUTWHERE ALL THE LOST LETTERS

AT THE US POSTALSAND BOXES GO.WN

OH, ONE TIME WE GOT AGIANT BEAR,

AND SOMEONE'SOLD DEAD ASHES...

OH, THANK YOU!

YOU'VE BEENA WONDERFUL AUDIENCE!

STAY WARM!

YOU'VE BEENA

NORMAN DORMAN...

WHAT A FUNNY,FUNNYGUY. OKAY.

NORMAN, THAT WAS...

YOU BLEWEVERYONE AWAY.

NSOME PEOPLE TALKTABOUT THE WEATHER...

AND SOME PEOPLEMAKE IT.

SO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL

GUEST TONIGHT.

UH, A FEW YEARS AGO,

SHE CAME TO ME TOLEARN THE ROPES

BECAUSE SHE WANTEDTO SURPRISE HER HUSBAND

SHE CAME TO ME TOWITH HER OWN ACT.

THEY'VE BEEN THROUGHSOME ROUGH TIMES

BUT THEY'REFINALLY HERE.

SO, PLEASE LET'S PUTOUR HANDS TOGETHER

AND WELCOME TOTHE STAGE...

SO, HER HUSBAND, PUTOJOEY CASTELLUCI.R

SO, HER HUSBAND, PUTOYOU'RE KIDDING..R

HI, A FEW YEARS AGO MYWIFE STARTED COMING HERE

BECAUSE SHE WANTEDTO SURPRISE ME.

CAITLYN, YOU ARE THEMOST AMAZING WOMAN

IN THE WORLD.

YOU CAME HEREA LONG TIME AGO

TO LEARN HOW TOMAKE ME LAUGH.

AND I'M HERE TONIGHT TOMAKE YOU A DEAL.

IF YOU PUT THIS RINGBACK ON MY FINGER,

I PROMISE YOU,

IF YI WILL NEVERRINGTAKE IT OFF AGAIN.

CAITLYN CASTELLUCI,WILL YOU MARRY ME...

IF YI ONE MOREERRINGTAKE ITIME? AGAIN.

YES.YES.

YES.

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ONTHE WAY TO OUR DIVORCE.

WE FELL BACK IN LOVE...

A FONTHE WAY AWWW...IVORCE.

DANCE WITH ME?

REALLY?

SINCE WHEN DID YOULEARN HOW TO DANCE?

YOU ASKED METO, REMEMBER?

GOSH, YOU REALLY DID IT.

I TRIED SO HARD BUT YOUWOULDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

AND I THOUGHT I COULD TALKYOU INTO ANYTHING.

IF I REMEMBER, I COULD TALKYOU OUT OF ANYTHING.

DON'T KISS HER.DON'T KISS HER.

SHANE?

YOU SCARED ME.SHANE?

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOURSTUFF IN A BOX?

I WROTEYOU A LETTER.

I'M LEAVING.

I'M MOVINGYOUAWAY.TTER.

WHAT?

I JUST REALIZED THAT...

I DON'T REALLY BELONGHERE ANYMORE.

NO. OF COURSEYOU DO.

I ARE YOU GOING BACK TOHEWASHINGTON DC?

NO, I'M QUITTING THEPOSTAL SERVICE FOR GOOD.

HOW COULD THATBE GOOD?

I LOVE YOU BOTHSO MUCH.

THIS IS NOT HOW IWANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.

WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.

NOTHING FINALLYHAPPENED.

DON'T LET NOTHING HAPPENTO THE TWO OF YOU. OKAY?

WHAT ABOUTTHE POSTABLES?

OH, NORMAN.

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE POSTABLES.

"DEAR FRIENDS,

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCHIT HAS MEANT TO ME

TO SPEND THIS LASTYEAR WITH ALL OF YOU...

IT'S FUNNY WHAT LESSONSI'VE LEARNED

ABOUT LIVING BY DELIVERINGA DEAD LETTER.

IT'SABOUT SAYING THEONSTHINGS WE MEAN...

ABAND FINDING THE RIGHTINGWORDS TO SAY THEM."

"BUT SOMEHOW I CAN'T SEEMTO FIND THE RIGHT WORDS

TO EXPLAIN WHY I'MSAYING GOODBYE.

"BUJUST KNOW THAT IT'SEEMTO FIFOR THE BEST. ORDS

ALWAYS, SHANE"

"BUJUWHAT IS SHET IT'SEEMTO TALKING ABOUT?. ORDS

HOLLY.

HOLLY? WHAT DOES HOLLYHAVE TO DO WITH THIS.

OH, NORMAN.

WHEN TWO PEOPLEWHO TRULY CARE

ABOUT EACH OTHER DON'TTELL EACH OTHER THAT THEY

WHEN TTRULY CARE WHO TRABOUT THEM,

THEN THE PERSONTHEY CARE ABOUT

WCAN THINK THEY DON'TWHOCARE ABOUT THEM

AND THEN THEYFIND SOMEONE ELSE

WHO CARESABOUT THEM

AAND THENTHEYIT'S TOO LATE.LSE

I KNOW THIS DOESN'TMAKE ANY SENSE...

OH, NO, IT DOES.

IT DOES?

YOU ALWAYS MAKESENSE TO ME, RITA.

I DO?

YOARE YOU IN LOVESENSEWITH RAMON?A.

RAMON? NO!

NO,NO, I'M ...

I'M...

I'M IN LOVEWITH YOU.

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU,NORMAN XAVIER DORMAN--

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

ARE YOU HUNGRY?YEAH.

I'M STARVING.

AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

IF YOU PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN,

I'LL LET YOU SWING ON IT.

THIS IS MINE!

BEING DISPATCHED BY MYFAVOURITE LETTER OPENER.

NOW THAT ISPOETIC JUSTICE.

CAN WE PLEASE NOT DISCUSSPOETRY RIGHT NOW?

HOW LONG HAVEYOU BEEN HERE?

HOUR AND A HALF.IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LESS,

HOW LONG HAVEBUT I HAD TO YOU BEEN HERSTOP TO EXPLAIN

TO A COUPLEPOLICE OFFICERS

WHY I WAS INSTALLING APORCH SWING AT TWO AM.

WHY WERE YOU?

WHY ITHE REASON WHYG APORCTHAT BOX CONTAINS.

THE ENTIRE CONTENTSOF YOUR WORKSTATION?

I'VE QUIT.

YOU'VE QUIT?

I HAVE ENDEDMY EMPLOYMENTT.

WITH THE UNITED STATESPOSTAL SERVICE FOREVER

AND UNALTERABLY AND ... FOREVER.

HMM.

AND UNWHAT?ABLY I'VE REALLY QUIT.

NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

I HAVE TOO.

MS. MCINERNEY, YOU HAVE AHABIT OF SELF-TERMINATING

WHENEVER CONFRONTEDI HAVE TOO.WITH A SITUATION

YOU CANNOT CONTROL.

WELL, I'M REALLY GOINGTO DO IT THIS TIME.

BUT WHY?

WELL, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER,WORKING TOGETHER,

FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND IT'SBECOMING OBVIOUS THAT

THERE'S JUST NO FUTURE FORWME WITH...THE JOB.

OF COURSETHERE IS.

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME TOGET TO KNOW EACH OTHER,

EACH OTHER'S STRENGTHSAND ABILITIES

AND TO SEE IF WE HAVETHE RIGHT CHEMISTRY...

TO WORK TOGETHER.

WELL, I THINK I'VESEEN ENOUGH

TO KNOW WHERE THISIS GOING

AND I THINK MAYBETHERES SOMEONE BETTER

FOR THE JOB.

IF YOU RECALL, MS.MCINERNEY,

THE POSITION DIDN'T EVEN EXISTUNTIL YOU CAME ALONG.

I DON'T THINK IEVEN REALIZED

WHAT A HUGEHOLE I HAD IN MY...

IDEPARTMENT UNTILEVENYOU CAMED

AND FILLED IT.

IDEPARTMENT UNTILEVENYOU CAMEDWELL, NOW YOU KNOW

AND I'M SURE YOU WON'T WASTEANY TIME REPLACING ME.

IDTHAT WOULD NTILBE IMPOSSIBLE.ELL, NOW YOU KNOW

AND I'M SURWELL, I'VE MADETEANY TIME RUP MY MIND.

I WISH YOU NOTHINGBUT HAPPINESS, OLIVER.

BOTH OFYOU.

BOTH OF... MS. MCINERNEY,

MY WIFE HASRETURNED TO PARIS.

WHAT?

WE WISHED EACH OTHER WELL,

KISSED EACH OTHERGOOD-BYE.

YOU KISSED HER GOOD-BYE?

YES.

AND THAT DIDN'T...

NO, THAT DID NOT.

SO, HOW DOYOU FEEL?

YOU KNOW, FOR TWO YEARS

I'VE IMAGINED WHATIT MIGHT BE LIKE

IF IT BECAME ABSOLUTELYCLEAR THAT MY

I'VE IMAGINED WHATMARRIAGE WAS OVER.

ONCE ALL THE QUESTIONSWERE ANSWERED

AND I KNEW ID WHATWOULD NEVERS OVER.

BE HOLLY'SHUSBAND AGAIN,

HOW WOULDI FEEL?

WHAT WOULDI DO?

WHAT DIDYOU DO?

I WENT OUT

AND I BOUGHTA PORCH SWING.

IS IT LIKE THEONE YOU HAD

WHEN YOU WEREA LITTLE GIRL?

IT'S BETTER.

THERE'S NO VIEW OF THEPOTOMAC, OF COURSE,

BUT IF YOU LOOK RIGHT THERE...

TH VIEW OF THEA CROCUS.OF COURSE,

IT WAS A LONG WINTER

BUT SPRING IS ALMOST HERE.

IT WAS A IT'S COMING.LONG WINTER

BIT'S COMING.IS ALMOST HERE.