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Previously - on Jackie chan adventures...
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Prepare for battle.
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Daolon wong!
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Enforcers: Argh!
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Busted.
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Quickly, Jackie.
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We must find deja vu stone before daolon wong.
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Can you believe dark wizard was released from jail
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for good behavior?
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I do not think the justice system is prepared
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to comprehend crimes of magic, uncle.
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Blowfish indicates stone is near.
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What is so important about a deja vu stone?
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Whosoever possesses stone
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can transport himself into his own past
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and back again,
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simply by willing it.
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Daolon wong could revisit all his past defeats.
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Why would anyone want to be defeated
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over and over again? Ow!
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You are slow on uptake!
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Daolon wong is now powerless.
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He would change past outcomes
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to regain his magic.
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The dark chi master himself?
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T'ch! The sly niece-meister herself!
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The deja vu stone!
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Jade!
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Come on, Jackie.
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I've helped save the day 72 times,
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the world half a dozen times,
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and your butt more times than I care to count.
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And you have made a mess of things
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more times than I care to count.
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But I always clean up after myself.
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Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!
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Daolon wong?!
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Many thanks for the memories.
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Jackie?
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Jackie?
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where'd they go?
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Somewhere in time.
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We must locate their whereabouts.
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How? History's a big place.
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Deja vu stone allows one to travel
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only into their own past.
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Jade: Whoa! Mondo rewind.
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But which Jackie is the one we're looking for?
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According to uncle's locator spell,
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that one.
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Funny. I have the strangest feeling
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I have been here before.
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Chan! The tal--
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oh, tohru! Am I glad to see you!
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One moment, I was in the far east
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confronting daolon wong.
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The next, I am here in--
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Tohru, what has gotten into you?
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It is as if you are--
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the talisman.
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Working for the dark hand.
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The deja vu stone! I have been here before!
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Aah! Yargh!
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And I do not think I enjoyed myself!
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Whoa!
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I do not see deja vu stone.
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Daolon wong must have it.
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So Jackie's stuck there?
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And why isn't wong with him?
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Perhaps because the ex-wizard
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was randomly hurled
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somewhere into his own past.
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We must help Jackie with portal magic.
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I knew you were going to do that.
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I'm sorry to leave a future friend
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in the lurch, tohru.
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Chan!
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Hey, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape
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in one piece the first time around?
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When one revisits past,
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one risks changing its outcome.
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That's is not
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what happened the first time.
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But this happens next.
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You did it, unc!
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So where's Jackie?
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Portal magic good for quick escape,
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but only way back to present time
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is through the power of the deja vu stone.
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Portal magic will allow Jackie
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to visit more memories,
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where he will hopefully locate daolon wong
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and the stone.
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How did I--
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where am I?
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Oh, no!
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Oh! This is one memory
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I have been trying to forget!
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I outran the train before,
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I will do it again!
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I must be out of shape!
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Uncle, when you said the past could change,
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did you mean--
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if Jackie makes wrong move,
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he may never come out alive.
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Whew! The past sure is tense.
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Jackie must learn to be more careful.
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So, where to next?
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Where Jackie stops, nobody knows.
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A broken leg?!
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But I did not even hit the ground!
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Jackie! Oh, Jade!
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Do you see the mess you have gotten me into?
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Gee, Jackie, I already admitted
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it was totally my fault
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you slipped on my gnomekop action figure
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and busted your leg.
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No, not that!
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If you hadn't gotten in the way
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and allowed daolon wong to take the deja vu stone,
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I wouldn't be lost in time.
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Never mind.
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You are the past Jade.
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You wouldn't know about that.
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Uncle, do you think Jackie's right?
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Did I really mess things up?
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Humph! Nonsense, Jade.
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Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.
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Not the broken leg! The deja vu thing!
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I stood there like a dummy
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while wong snaked it from me.
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It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerun-ville.
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Jackie!
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Gee. Couldn't you send Jackie
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to a less life-threatening roller coaster,
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like the pukinator at moose world?
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Uncle has no control over portal direction.
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It is process of trial and error.
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Bad day, bad day, bad day!
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Mostly error.
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After him!
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Oh, magic hole, please open up!
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I do not know where you come from,
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but I am ready for you to take me away from here!
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Whoa! Look at Jackie go!
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Guess he does do ok without my help.
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I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet,
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but we really work much better as a team.
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No! No, Jade!
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Do not get on that plane!
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Heh heh! See? Teamwork!
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You never listen.
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Not this. Anything but this!
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Ok, things can't get any worse for Jackie.
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Turning into statue is better?
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Depends who you ask.
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Quick, Jade! The antidote!
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No!
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you'd think I woulda got it right
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the second time around.
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Your past self does not know then
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what you know now, Jade.
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Maybe-- urk--
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this is preferable to
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being cursed to relive all the
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worst moments of my life!
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Whew!
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Jackie was very close to becoming pigeon roost.
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let's hope he doesn't become
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dragon chow.
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Of all the villains, I had to bump into shendu?
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Cute.
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Invisibility.
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Monkey see, monkey do!
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Ooh! If memory serves,
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here's where I make a star entrance
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and save the day.
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The strength talisman. Good one.
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I know, Jade-- bwaaa!
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Jade?! How did you--
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your hands!
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I get it, that must be
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some uncle magic and-- (Gasps)
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Ugh! I blew it again!
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I distracted Jackie just like I did today.
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Does twice make a pattern?
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Oh, no!
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Valmont has the dragon talisman power!
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Ah, now things are getting interesting.
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Respect your elders.
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Uncle! How do you spray for bugs?
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One more thing...
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Who else wants a piece of uncle?
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Ok, but have you saved Jackie's butt
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72 times?
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I'm the one who always gets him out of binds.
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Do not waste your strength.
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Someone will come.
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This is a job for supermoose!
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¶ Dope Dee dope Dee Doe ¶
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Heh. Well, almost always.
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Could it be?
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A view?
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In a nice, cozy, danger-free hotel?
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A happy memory?
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Wha? Bwaaa!
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Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything.
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Heh. Hi, Jackie.
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So I'm quite the rascal.
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But it's not like I'm evil or anything.
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Jackie: Jade?
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I couldn't help it. I was possessed!
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Did uncle ask you to tattoo demon face
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onto your leg?
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No?
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You do not see uncle walking around
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being evil, do you?
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Uncle could not help it,
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was victim of chi vampire.
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Oh, yeah, - and I had a piece of your mind.
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You must keep vampire uncle busy
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while I learn how to subdue him!
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My master will feast upon your chi!
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Please, learn fast!
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And while you're at it,
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learn a way to send me back to the future
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where I belong!
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Uncle, isn't there some way to,
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I don't know, make the portal magic work faster?
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There is one way,
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but it is very risky.
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Riskier than an up-close look
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at po Kong - the mountain demon's tonsils?
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Megadose of garlic.
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Whew! Too close.
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It is as I feared!
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Bad day! Bad day!
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Bad day! Bad day!
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Bad day! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
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Bad day! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
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What's happening, uncle?
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Garlic has accelerated portal magic,
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causing Jackie to bounce against walls of time.
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Bad day! Bad day!
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Bad day! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
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One more thing. One more thing.
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One more thing. One more thing.
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One more thing. One more thing. One more thing.
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Duh. T'ch.
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Duh. T'ch.
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Duh. T'ch.
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Duh. T'ch. Duh.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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If this doesn't end soon,
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I'm gonna hurl.
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Uncle becoming very dizzy.
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Where'd he go this time?
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We have found daolon wong,
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but not deja vu stone.
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Their struggle must have caused
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stone itself to be randomly lost
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in one of their past experiences.
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Uncle!
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Uh...Hello.
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Portal magic?
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See the oinker at 12 o'clock?
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Yes, that is very nice, Jade,
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but I am really not supposed to be here--
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oh.
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There!
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Check it out! I helped!
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The deja vu stone.
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Uh, yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the pig talisman?
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Tohru!
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Many thanks
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for leading us to the prize.
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You are not welcome.
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You!
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Why so afraid? He is an old man.
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That will teach foolish tohru
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to mess with uncle when he is powered
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by immortality talisman.
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Oh. Do not tell faithful apprentice
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uncle said that.
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Come on, Jackie! Grab the stone
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and will yourself back here.
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Hyah!
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Since you seem to have things well in hand, uncle,
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I will take my leave
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The stone is mine!
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Who is that?!
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And what is with this stone
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you all keep jabbering about?
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Whoa. Wong snaked his way in!
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Take me back to the beginning!
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So here we are,
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back in the old fool's trash heap.
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That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!
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Wait a sec.
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Jackie went to the wrong beginning:
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The first time we met!
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Wait. This can't be right.
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Where are uncle and--
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give me that!
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Jade.
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Jackie is right. I do get in his way.
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You're Jackie chan, the archeologist?
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I bet you are looking for the shield
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I brought back from Bavaria.
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We're looking for-- how'd you know?
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He has it.
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Chan is lying!
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Do you not recognize your master?
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The only master we have is big v.
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Chow: And he's gonna wanna hear all about
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where you stashed the shield.
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Way to rewrite history, Jackie.
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Did they buy anything? No.
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You are terrible salesman!
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Who are you calling?
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Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.
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But she just arrived!
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What? No way!
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Who's gonna help save the day?
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The world? Jackie's butt?!
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Uncle, you must trust me.
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It will be better for Jade,
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for us, if she does not stay.
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No, Jackie. Hang up the phone.
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You need me.
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Jade is in the house.
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I got your back, Jackie.
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Man: Hello?
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Uh, sorry. Wrong number.
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Uncle: Jackie,
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next time you make crank call,
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phone local.
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Living with you guys is gonna rock!
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You have no idea yet just how much.
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You speak English!
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Now, return me to the present.
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Jackie! You do need me!
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Jade, how did you know?
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Where did Jackie go?
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I'm glad you decided to keep me around.
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Let us just say, I realized that perhaps
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you have saved me a time or two.
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T'ch. Try 72.
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Hey, Jackie, do you believe fortune tellers can predict the future?
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Uh, actually, I don't believe.
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I only believe myself.
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Work hard, learn more, helping people,
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always give people second chance,
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then you have a good future.
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That's what I believe.
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