All language subtitles for Naked.and.Afraid.XL.S06E00.Clothed.and.Opinionated.Part.3.DISC.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-BOOP_track3_eng

Narrator: These eight
veteran survivalists

have endured the harshest
terrains on earth...

Africa!

...With no food, no water,
and no clothes.

For their next challenge,

they're attempting
the impossible --

to watch a new season
of "naked and afraid xl"...

From a comfy couch.

For one night...

Oh!

They'll share reactions...

It's hot, and not just
because makani's here.

Hey!

...Insights...

That's a "get me the hell
out of here" face.

...And opinions...

She's the drama queen!

...If they make it out
alive.

She is in need
of social distancing

more than the rest
of us.

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jake: Hi!

Aah! I miss you!

Oh, I miss you too.

Hey, stace.
Good to see you.

Today is the first time that I,
like, looked in the mirror

or bothered to brush my hair
in weeks.

It almost seems like
"naked and afraid."

we're 6,000 miles away,
so we are like the epitome

of social distancing
right now.

Yeah, I think
that's far enough.

You ready?
Let's see it!

Let's watch this show.

Let's do it!

Here we go.

Who's gonna get banished?!

I can't wait to see
what happens next.

Neither can I. We left on some
good cliff hangers there.

Hello, plant.
We're gonna eat today.

They just ate aloe vera,
which I was just like.

"major score."

maybe they should have
cooked it first

because we all know, in africa,
don't eat the fruit.

Yes. I learned that
the hard way...

Or the soft way,
if you will.

Ugh.

I'm glad it's out.

There's definitely something
in that plant

that's [bleep] up
both of our heads.

I'm gonna have to call
a medic.

The medic comes in.
It's never a good sign.

Please don't tap me out.
Please don't take me out.

I know, right?

It's a different kind
of banishment.

It's not your your fellow
challenger is banishing you.

It's the medical team
banishing you.

And, I mean,
you have no choice.

Medic: Gwen?
How is your breathing?

Now, I haven't seen
too many people on oxygen before

on this challenge,

like seeing the oxygen
hooked up to her nose up.

That's scary.

But whatever already started
processing inside me

is doing a number.

I think he's high.

What you've eaten is --
it's called bitter aloe.

There's nothing
poisonous in it.

There's nothing
dangerous in it.

Well, there's something in it
that is dangerous.

[ laughs ]

man...

All for some aloe.

Mm-hmm.
There you go.

Stretch those hammies.

Thank you for the reminder,
makani,

because this actually
does feel really good.

Ooh! Something popped.
[ laughs ]

makani: Eating meat out here
is very difficult.

I think it just took
a large toll on me, especially.

I'm not sure that's the way.

I'm thinking makani
might be my perfect partner.

You can eat her share.

Yeah. [ laughs ]

I don't have to share
a damn thing.

Bulent, he shouldn't
be complaining right now, man.

He's got it made.

Animals out here --
I just want to be one of them.

♪

[ makani imitating animal call ]

is that her
making the sound?

[ makani imitating animal call ]

[ laughs ]

she wants to come home
with a pet.

[ laughs ]

[ makani imitating animal call ]

oh, sweet lord.

They're like, "yeah,
that's for sure

one of my friends
over there.

Let me go check it out.

[ laughs ]

[ makani imitating animal call ]

[ calls ]

bruh!

I thought we were
friends!

♪

seth:
I just heard thunder.

[bleep]'s about to
get real.

That's a storm
a-brewin'.

Uh-oh. No.

When you hear those
storms coming

and you know you're gonna get
hit, it's just a matter of time,

it is the worst feeling
in the world

and it just sucks.

Suzanne: We are getting ready
for the evening.

But the wind is crazy
right now.

Preparation is key.

So hopefully these two
are prepared for this storm.

Suzanne probably already made
a storm shelter.

She's got a backup shelter
that he doesn't know about.

[ laughs ]

it's super windy.

Go away!

[ laughs ]
go away, wind!

[ laughs ]

I don't think stick will keep
mother nature at bay, stacey.

Not today, buddy.

The wind is nasty.

I think I just saw [bleep]
lightning. Give me a break.

The storm always
catches you.

And I bet you nothing
the storm's about to catch

kate with her pants
down.

Her pants off.
[ chuckles ]

oh, god.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, god.

The hardest moments
of the whole thing, at night.

[bleep] [bleep].

[bleep] [ crying ]

she's crying.

Oh, man.

And it doesn't even look like
the rain has hit yet

and she's already
in tears.

This might be one of
the worst nights of her life.

[ sobbing ]

[ screams ]

whoo!
The scream of kate.

[ laughs ] she needs to
trademark that scream.

[ screaming ]

[bleep] cold!

Being in quarantine and the
whole social distancing thing,

I also curl up into a ball
every night

and just scream now,
so I find kate very relatable.

Her one yell outburst
from her first challenge

ended up at the beginning of
literally every single episode.

It did. It did.

Get me out!

♪

have you ever seen
two people cuddle back-to-back?

No. [ laughs ]

that looks miserable,
dude.

It doesn't matter
if you like

or hate the person,
you still need that.

Use your bodies
for what they are,

which is little
heat engines.

Having somebody next to you
literally keeps you alive.

I'm not gonna push.

No, no, no, no.
That's pushing.

Yeah. That's how
we're gonna do this.

I'm not pushing
all night.

Maybe he needs to work
on his cuddle skills.

I don't know.
[ laughs ]

I feel like that's how
turtles would cuddle.

So knock it off.
It's not just about you.

Ooh.
Yeah, that's nice.

You really feel that heat
in your shoulder blades.

You're welcome.

Who's your bet to tap it next?
'cause somebody's gonna tap.

I think kate's gonna
tap next.

Handshake to make
the bet?

Hold on.
Where the hell are you, stacey?

I lost you.
There you are.

♪

last night was complete
[bleep].

I know that face. I've been that
pissed off and miserable before.

That's a "get me the hell
out of here" face.

Don't let me down,
kate.

There was a lot of thunder,
a lot of lightning.

Add the you add the winds
on top of that.

It was freezing --
freezing cold.

I just feel like I've exhausted
all my internal resources.

Why is she
putting her fire out?

Kate, stay.
Kate.

I feel like she's gonna quit.
I told you.

There's no other reason
to stifle your fire like that.

It's kind of hard when you're
by yourself, you know?

Oh, she's just done with that,
though.

Kate knows where it's
gonna tap.

This is my map.

She's gonna go
somewhere else.

She's looking up
airplane tickets.

[ laughs ]

bulent doesn't seem to care
too much what I feel.

It seems pretty clear to me
that his priority is himself.

What's she doing?

I don't --
carrying mud back to the boma.

No, not in your bag!

[ laughs ] yeah.

That's a rookie move
there.

You should know better
than that.

Just putting some mud
in my sack.

Oh, my god.
I would never put mud in my bag.

No, that's like...

It's your pillow, it's your hat
during rain storms.

It's your everything.

You don't put mud
in your everything.

I kind of wanted
to talk about something

that's just been
on my mind lately.

Oh, god.

He's gonna blow.

Then stop.
Just stop.

No. Get it, girl.

I'm trying to work for us,

and I'm trying to, like,
work for a team.

But this definitely doesn't
feel like a team.

I honestly don't think
that they're gonna last

very long together
because they're so different.

I'm here to work with someone,
not for someone.

I can banish myself,

and then you'll be
happily ever after

and you don't feel like
you're working for anybody.

That's a little
extreme.

Yeah, that's kind of
a nuclear reaction.

I'm not happy
with this team.

Okay.

I have so much respect,
however,

for this conversation,

that she's trying to
just sit down --

me, too.
Absolutely.

I'm proud of her, dude.
She's killing it.

Oh! This is like watching
a breakup happen in real time.

Makani: To be honest,
I can't wait to get out of here.

She'll eat a little yogurt,
eat a couple of leaves,

and she'll be okay.

He's gonna lose
his mind.

Who knows how far the journey
ahead is going to be.

I just want to prepare.

Oh, she made some
hay shoes.

It's not gonna work.

I mean, you got to have faith,
right?

And people do have faith
in hay shoes.

Yeah! [ laughs ]

oh, my god!

I mean, I don't care
how well they work,

I would not be caught dead
in those hideous shoes.

So, I just left the camp
and bulent,

and now it's time
to find my tribe.

I'm super stoked,
super happy.

Look at her in the background!
[ laughs ]

with the grass
on the feet!

[ laughs ]

she hasn't even left yet
and he's saying how happy he is!

She's like disappearing into
the sunset.

She's only 30 feet
away!

There's all my
primitive-survival problems

leaving right now --
all of them.

Whoa.

That's not cool.

All the primitive -survival
problems are leaving right now!

All of them.

I think they're just
starting, pal.

Narrator: Coming up...

Seth: [ whistles ]
hey!

Who's there?

This is the best thing
seth's ever brought back

from the hunting blind.

Get it!

Scared the [bleep]
out of me.

Aah! Oh, my god!
Get it!

♪

♪

kate: It's too [bleep]
hot out here.

[ sighs ]

I'm fried.

Oh, let's see how
kate's holding up.

Oh, I'm so curious
about this.

That's always a good sign,
when you're singing

"don't lose your [bleep]"
to yourself.

Oh!

Aah!

That looks hot.

Like hot asphalt, man.

Ooh! [bleep].

Aah!

[ laughs ]

imagine being out hunting
and having that

come running into
your camp.

I would take out the bow
and I'd just shoot it.

Oh, they're naked people.

We should go find out
who it is.

That's always a memory
you'll never forget,

when you see another
naked person just, like,

walking across
the landscape.

Wes!

Wes: Yeah?

We got visitors!

Do we?

Come down to
the watering hole!

Hi, there.
You need help?

Oh, no. Gwen does not look
excited about it.

No, she doesn't.

She's just like,
"here we go."

we got tribes breaking
apart,

self-banishers coming together
with other tribes.

We got mom drama
in seth's camp.

Absolutely.

Hey, I'm kate.

Gwen: Hey, kate.
Straight ahead, my dear.

It's an immediate red flag
to see somebody arrive alone,

especially in
the valley of the banished,

where you don't know if a person
has been banished.

Gwen and I have been
such good partners so far.

You know, we don't need
any drama or anything like that.

Oh, you're gonna have
some drama, buddy.

She's the drama queen.

You by yourself?
I am.

Holy crap!
I have stories.

I got inserted solo.
But then I met people.

And then
I banished myself.

Gwen: Did you really?
Yes.

I feel bad right now.

I kind of invented
the whole

neighbors,
not roommates thing

and now it's an actual thing
for people, like,

a full year or two later.

You should feel bad.

Let's talk real quick.
[ chuckles ]

it's kind of like the people
that built the nuclear bomb

and then later they said
that, "we just created

the worst thing the world
has ever..."

I feel like I just created
a nuclear bomb

and now they're about to
use it on kate.

As long as she contributes and
brings something to the table.

It's all about
somebody wanting to try.

If they want to give it a try,
we'll give them a shot.

I think this is the best group
that she could have joined.

They have already proven
they have no qualms

with banishing the weak
and staying strong.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna try to
put in a lot of effort

into getting my hands
on some meat.

Rest.

There'll be plenty to do.
We got lots to do.

I say by the end of today,
they have banished her.

'cause that's what I would
have done.

Yeah, but they're not
like you, though.

They're nice.

Touché.

You know who we haven't seen
for a minute,

is sarah
and jon and ryan.

That is true.
That is true.

The only team of three
that remains.

Yeah.

Anything yet?

No, nothing.

Mm-hmm.
Here comes the crocs.

God, this just sucks.
There's nothing.

I know.

I'm starting to get
hot, man.

This is the trio of alphas
that we thought

were gonna make it
to the end.

This is where they
fall apart.

Are you drunk?

No!

Maybe.

Ryan: I would really like
to land some meat.

Big or small game,
it doesn't matter.

We got hyrax.

Damn.

He's gonna ruin
those arrows, man.

Our team trashed a lot
of arrows

trying to shoot at those
little sons of bitches.

I'm trying to get a shot
at them.

But soon as I shot,
my arrow's ruined.

You can't just count calories
and sit and rest.

You'll never make it.

At some point, you do have to
risk it for the biscuit.

Arkansas versus african.

Africa always wins.

That's the scary part
about africa.

There's dinosaurs
at the murder pond.

You know, you got 600-pound
death cats running around.

Hyenas that eat femurs.
I mean, come on.

You could be the best
survivalist and hunter

in your own hometown.

You get to the amazon
or africa,

it's a whole new ball game,

and you're starting
from scratch.

What's at stake for me here
is actually my own life

what's at stake?
Steak.

[ laughs ] nice.

♪

[ snorting ]

I am getting hungry,

so we will go try to find
some food.

Come on, bulent,
you can do it.

[ gasps ]

oh!

He cut my finger
and he took my hook.

[ all gasp ]
what?

No!

He didn't have it
tied to his stick?

Right now all I'm thinking
about, jumping in there,

trying to find
a [bleep] line.

Oh, nice.

He's doing a little
noodling.

This is exciting.

Oh, you scared the [bleep]
out of me!

Who's fishing who, bro?
Come on!

Get your hand in there.

Stacey and I have
hand-caught catfish.

It's possible.

They'll bump into you
and scare the crap out of you.

You pretty much just got to
grab them and just chuck them

to the bank as quick
as you can.

They don't bite, right?

Oh, hell, yeah,
they bite.

When they get on the bank,
you bite them.

That's right.

He goes for my thumb.

There we go!
Look at that!

He didn't even do it.
It ran out on its own.

[ screaming ]

oh, my god.
Get it. Get it.

Get it!
[ laughs ]

oh, no!

You got to throw it.

Throw it onto the shore.

We were doing that in,
like, an 8-foot pond.

It was like one twentieth
the size of that.

It was impossible
to get him.

Ugh!

Oh, wow. It looks like

he just had a fish
shoot out of his ass.

[ laughs ]

[ sighs ]

yeah, [bleep],
I'm gonna get you.

♪

whoa! Did he get it?

Nice!

There you go, buddy.

Oh, he hit it.

That's a steak, man.

It's like a blunt weapon,
but it's a bulent weapon.

He stole my hooks,
cut a bunch of my lines,

but now?
Who's on top now?

Seth:
Sitting in the blinds.

And I have to kill
something today.

Seth looks like he's got
his hunting makeup on.

Yeah, he's going straight
rambo zone right now.

Let's see if he can
stay awake long enough

to bring something down.

Makani: My biggest hopes
are that

I'll find some friendly faces,

people who want another
team member,

see the value in that.

♪

seth is just like,
"please don't let it be kate.

Please don't let it
be kate.

I don't want this
to be kate."

seth:
[ whistles ] hey!

Who's there?

Hunting.

Oh,
you're in the blind.

It's okay to stop now,
I think.

The hunt's over.

I think the game
is probably not around, right.

This is the best thing
seth's ever brought back

from the hunting blind.

[ laughs ]

hey, suzanne.

Yes?

We have company.

I was thinking you were
gonna say you had an impala.

[ laughs ]

oh, shade.

Oh, shoot.

Welcome to our boma.

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.

Are you by yourself?
Yeah.

Yeah, you went off
on your own.

Because it was just two people
or personalities?

Personalities.
Yeah.

I think I can
understand that.

Can you understand that,
seth?

Oh, I can
understand that.

Nice!
Suzanne!

Look at makani's face!

[ laughs ]

would you be open to me
joining your tribe?

I know nothing
about you.

Yeah, likewise.

How would you benefit
our tribe?

Is she
interviewing her?!

This is a job interview.

I have fishing line
with me

that I brought as well
as a fire starter.

List your three strengths
and your three weaknesses.

What can you do for me
and my situation?

I've been gathering mopane
and buffalo thorn leaves.

What did you go to
school for?

Where do you see yourself
in five years?

I've been working
really hard,

but I honestly just felt like
it wasn't appreciated

where I was.

Can I have a list of your
four previous employers?

I need references.

I'm guessing you might
want a moment.

That would be nice.

Yeah. All right.

It's not just open arms,
which I was hoping for,

and it's terrifying.

I feel like my challenge
is in their hands.

Having another person helps
to share tasks better.

It's makani.

If you've got an umlaut
in your name

with two dots over the "a,"
you can't throw shade.

Personally, I can't help
but feel compassion

for somebody
in that situation.

Also, she's got boobies,
and I like boobies.

Yeah! I was just
about to say that!

Let's have the talk.

Come on over.

Give her a shot.

She's not gonna be
like seth.

We are willing to welcome you
into the tribe.

Good choice, suzanne.

I guess we are
a tribe now, huh?

Tribe, tribe, tribe.

How are they gonna
back cuddle with three people?

Yeah, this is gonna
be weird.

Narrator: Coming up...

I'm not playing this
mom [bleep].

Give me
the [bleep] water.

What?!

You're not even giving me
a [bleep] straw-full?!

[bleep] you!

Ooh!
Whoa!

Oh, my gosh!

She better beat his ass
with that metal pot.

♪

I'm really excited because
I have wes and gwen as partners.

They welcomed me
with open arms here,

so I'm looking forward to
working with them.

She seems to be trying
to become part of their team.

So far so good,
I think,

but I feel like you can
only hide crazy for so long.

Got three coming down --

four.
Yeah.

They're coming down
the ridge.

Kate: I saw something moving --
a duiker.

Wes is on one tree.
I'm on the other tree.

Oh, it's such a cute
little creature.

I'd eat the [bleep]
out of that thing.

Oh!

[ laughs ]

ugh, pickle just came up.
[ burps ]

ugh.

♪

did she hit it?

Ooh, let's see if
they got one.

Kate: I hit something.

Wes: Good job, buddy.
Thanks, buddy.

Good job.

What?!
She got a thing!

What a really nice way to start
her new experience.

Way to earn your keep too, man.
That's awesome.

Look at that smile
on kate's face, huh?

Yeah, it looks like
they've been successful.

I've let a lot of arrows fly
since I've been out here.

But this -- it was like
a perfect shot.

She says it was a perfect shot,
but, you know,

I'd think she'd be screaming
and like "oh, my gosh!

I just," you know,

well, I mean,
not everybody's you, though.

[ laughs ]

gwen: First drop of blood --
drops of blood that I found...

Here.

It's going that way.

Oh, look at those slippers!
Oh, my goodness!

She is so fancy.
Did she come from ballet class?

Wes: If we can find this thing,
there'll be a big reward.

I'm not seeing
anything, currently.

Gwen: I'm not, either.

When you wounded animal,

the blood trail will slowly fade
as the wound clots itself.

So I don't think
they're gonna find it.

It's gonna be
so frustrating.

Worst feeling
in the world.

It's pretty discouraging.

There's literally nothing.

Bumming myself out
right now, man.

Failures can really send you
into a tailspin.

Yeah.

And then you get down
on yourself and such.

You've got to suck it up
and just keep on trying.

Even on my first challenge,
it never got like this.

And that's what's scaring me.

They spent all day,
all of them,

exerting themselves
stressfully

and without anything
to return.

Africa doesn't care,
man.

Everything hurts.
It just hurts to walk.

It hurst to sit.
It hurts to lay down.

[ crying ]

I'm sorry I came out
to africa.

I'm embarrassed for even wanting
to do this.

You're gonna regret it.
Don't do it.

I'm too sunburnt.
I'm hurting.

I'm tired of crying.

Africa is, like,
kicking me out.

I can't stay.

No, kate, no!

[ gasps ] no! Oh!

Oh, man. It's never good
to see anybody go.

Yep.

You are done!
Goodbye, kate!

Oh!

You said from the beginning,
this chick

with those tiny little ankles
wasn't gonna make it.

Look at those slender
ankles

just riding off
into the sunset.

I was right.
Yet again.

I'm trying to explore
as much area as I can

around the boma.

Holy [bleep].
Someone had a buffet.

This is super big kill.
It looks like elephant bones.

That's one crazy thing
about africa.

There are bones everywhere.

Wow. That had to have been
taken down by a pack of lions.

Big animal.

I'm gonna carry these big bones,
the hip bones of the elephant

back to boma.

You could cook on them.

You could make a bowl
out of that shoulder joint,

you could make arrowheads,
spear tips.

Yeah, bones are good
for a lot of stuff.

This is my kingdom.

And every kingdom
needs a throne.

I'm gonna use this bones...

To make me a bone throne.

He's going to make himself
a bone throne.

Oh, my god.

I guess that's one of the things
you can do with bones.

I mean, yeah.

Look at him decorating
his house.

So I got the seat part.

Nice and smooth
and easy on my tush.

It's nice.
Ergonomical butt design.

So smooth for his tush.

I'm thinking this will make
a good backrest.

He's all alone
and he can decorate it

any way he wants without
a woman to tell him otherwise.

[ laughs ]

there we go.

Didn't you miss chairs
out there, like furniture?

Being able to relax?

The first couple of days,

you always want to make
something to sit on.

By the end of the first week,
you're lying on the dirt.

You don't care
about anymore.

That is one thing out there.
You sit on rocks and thorns

every day.

So like a big elephant
scapula?

That'd be a pretty sweet
little lounge chair.

Some vine cordage
for securing the back piece.

There is always
something crawling on you.

There's always something
scratching and grading.

Just five minutes without
my [bleep] in the dirt

is like glorious.

Usefulness-wise, it is really,
really important

for my emotional health

and for the future
of the challenge

hey, whatever brings your
mental health attitude up

out there, do it.

Absolutely.

Oh, that's nice.

♪

you need to stop
for a bit?

Oh, wow.

Oh, boy.

Uh-oh.
Not looking good.

Makani's having problems
with dizziness

and heat exhaustion.

I'll bring the water
up here, okay?

Because this is
a cooler spot.

Aww. I love that.

Hey, good.
It's all good.

Suzanne is not gonna
make it the 40 days

if she continues carrying
everybody.

Suzanne, you are better
than this.

No, she's a good person.
She's doing what's right.

You got it.
You got it.

Aww, with the mom hug!

Who doesn't need a mom hug
when you fee bad?

[ animal calling ]

it's very hot right now.

It's hot, and not just
'cause makani's here.

Hey!

So I really don't want to
get dehydrated.

Soon as I can get some water
in me, I'm going back out.

♪

it's plenty cool enough
to drink,

but I'm gonna hike it up there
to makani.

Seth: I really need
some water myself.

Let's hike it up there
to makani.

I need some like now.

She's laying down
not doing well, so --

okay, can we just set it down
so I can get some hydration?

Then we can go up there.

Ooh, look it,
that's the mom stance.

When a woman puts her hand
on her hip like that,

you better shut your mouth
and do whatever she says.

He should say,
"I'm sorry" right now.

I am a little teapot.
Short and stout.

This is my handle.
This is my spout.

Okay, can we just set it down
so I can get some hydration?

Then we can go up there.

Seth, I would like you
to say it to me

a little nicer than that
first.

[ laughs ]

whoo!

No she didn't!

That is definitely
a motherly line.

That's a bad boy.

I'm not playing this
mom [bleep].

Give me
the [bleep] water.

Oh, no. Oh.
What?!

Oh, no, no, no.

You saw where she
got it from!

There's a whole pond of it!
Go get it yourself!

Don't talk to me that way.
Makani is almost passed out.

I just [bleep] spent
all my time up here.

You're not even giving me
a [bleep] straw-full?!

[bleep] you!

Whoa!
Oh!

Hell no.

He literally said,
"bleep you."

yeah.

That is garbage.

You don't talk to suzanne
that way.

She is a lady.

If any partner ever
talked to me that way,

I would probably
knock them out.

I am not gonna participate
in that kind of language to me.

You're not my [bleep] mom,
all right?

Yeah, well, you're acting
like a child, boy.

[bleep] ridiculous.

She better give makani
that water

and go beat his ass
with that metal pot.

[ laughs ]

[bleep] that!

That's
[bleep] [bleep]!

He has lost
his damn mind.

I can't tell if you
froze up on me now

or if you're just paralyzed
in fear.

[bleep] raggedy ann-looking
[bleep].

Did he just call her
raggedy ann?

This raggedy ann would have
busted you upside your head.

Get out.
You're banished.

Narrator: Coming up...

It's a venomous snake in the
roots of that tree right there.

That just looks like
it's gonna piss him off.

Oh, [bleep].

Stick your hand in!

Dun dun dun dun.

♪

♪

I'm trying to stay
in the shade,

but I know I'm not drinking
enough water.

I feel like my body's giving up
on me a little bit.

People don't realize
how hard it is to just function

when you are literally
starving.

I just need to take a break.

When you stand up,
can't see, you get dizzy,

your fingers and toes
go tingly.

Cold.

Yeah, it's a horrible
feeling.

Uh-oh.

Oh, [bleep].
Chick is gonna collapse.

Oh, medic.

♪

temperatures is 38.5.

Jim:
What do you think?

I think she definitely
has heat stroke.

She's not perspiring.
Temperature's high.

She's delirious,
confused.

Oh, man.

Know exactly
what that feels like.

It sucks.

Makani, do you want to stay
in the challenge?

Come on, makani.

That's really scary.
That's really sad.

You know.
It is.

'cause it seemed like she really
wanted it and was working.

Makani: I felt like I was
slowly dying.

And I don't want to be
a liability to anyone.

No! Makani! My girl!

I know what it's like
to see people go out that way,

and it's really hard.

I just finally figured out
how to pronounce your name!

Don't leave me!

Bye, africa.

Oh, no! Poor suzanne
is left with seth.

Uh-oh. No.

♪

♪

what you got there,
buddy?

Ooh.

There's a snake in the roots
of that tree right there.

Dun dun dun dun.

Oh, get him.

Hell yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and say this is a puff adder

because it doesn't look
very black

and it doesn't look like a cobra
to me, but it's venomous.

It will kill.

If I get bit by it,
I'm out of here.

The one thing I always
appreciate about venomous snakes

is they don't run, right.
Mm-hmm.

Other snakes
will try to get away.

Venomous snakes
are just like, "try it."

yep. [ laughs ]

getting in there,
down and dirty.

You catch them by hand.

The best part.
And it's exciting.

It's thrilling.

You can't be afraid, though.

You make one hesitation move
and you're nailed.

This is definitely
one of those where you're just

weighing the risk
versus reward.

Be nice to have my own
kill here, too.

It would be some nice protein,
but he could kill me.

What do you think that
they can do with that snake?

Well, one, they're great
band aids.

The options are really
endless.

When they dry up,
they shrivel up

and they tighten up
like a frog skin.

You make you a sexy pair
of crocs.

I would first make a belt
for sure.

I could totally make
a boot out of this.

I don't know if you'd
want to use it for a bag.

And then probably some sort of,
like, gorgeous loin cloth.

Mm.

Snake skin amazingness.

I'd definitely be
the coolest looking cat.

♪

yeah! Whoo!

That just looks like
it's gonna piss him off.

I prefer to pin it
and then dispatch it.

If you need reference,

season 6, episode 1,
king of the forest.

Just throwing it
out there.

I think the potato masher
technique that he's using

is different
but effective.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, my god.
I see him.

Holy [bleep].
That's [bleep] crazy.

I mean, at least he's going
in there with some gusto.

Yeah, but how's he gonna
pull it out?

[ laughing ]
I don't know.

Get it!
Oh, he's got it pinned.

Oh, I heard something
crunch.

He's got it!
Smash it.

Don't let it go.
Drag it out of there.

There you go.
He's yours now.

You've got his head.
He's yours!

Don't worry!
Just stick your hand in!

Reach into that hole.

Woop, woop.

Atta boy!
There you go!

Way to go, buddy.

It's a fat little guy.

It's a nice big
chunky snake, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at the size
of that head.

I'm actually impressed.

I feel positively
top notch right now.

There's nothing more thrilling
than catching a venomous snake.

There's nothing more thrilling
than eating a venomous snake.

Especially
when you are hungry.

Good for him, man.
He's been all team all day.

I feel like this will
probably have as much meat

as like a smallish
catfish.

He's not putting on
a scene right now.

[ laughs ]

if he would just scream
a little bit,

he'd be feeling
a lot better.

Gwen: Nice and crystal clear
this morning.

Ryan: Hello?

What the [bleep]
is that?

♪

looks like things are gonna
get interesting.

I'm ryan.
It's nice to meet you.

Hey, buddy. I'm wes.
Nice to meet you, too.

They look legitimately happy
to see each other.

They do.

If you need a hunter
you got one for 48 hours.

Because this is where
the game is.

Absolutely.

You going down?
I'm going down.

I'll find that
blind down there.

Then I'm gonna sit in
that tree on the high end,

and then that way, if they come
to me, that's great.

If they come in the middle,
the wind's blowing that way.

They'll smell me and push
on down to you.

I like that they're putting
a plan together

that involves
all three people.

Hunting doesn't have to be
a solitary venture.

You can hunt in packs,
like the hyenas do at night.

There's the blind.

Wow, cool.

Oh, [bleep].
That's impressive.

That might be
the best blind I've seen

on the challenge do far.

Let's just sit
and wait.

It looks like she rode
her motorcycle to this hunt.

God, her hair looks so good!
Look at that hair!

Looks amazing.
The shine is incredible.

Yeah. The dirt really
fills it out.

It does.
It's amazing what it does.

I had the best hair
of my life in africa.

Looked like I had paul mitchell
out there doing me up.

What is that?
[ gasps ]

♪

get it.

Eh, don't screw it up.

Oh, man,
he's got it good.

He's got it good.
It's so good.

The build up.

Wait for the music.

♪

evil shot.

Oh! Did he get it?

Lacey:
I saw impact.

Oh, I saw it, too.

When you see the flicker
of the legs and the movement,

he hit it.

Go extremely slow.

In case he pops up. I don't
want to take a chance here.

The anticipation
is killing me.

You never want to go after
an animal

when you shoot with a bow
the second it drops.

If you go over too fast,
they may take off running again.

Well, as a master of
self-restraint myself --

oh, no.

...I'm sure I would be very
quiet and respectful

while the animal
succumbs.

No.

Yeah!

Yes!
Yes!

Yeah!

Good for you, wes!

That's victory face
right there.

That is the only reason
why I do these challenges

is for that moment.

Like, yes, like,
that is what makes

every bit of pain
and suffering worth it.

We both know how it is to
go out there every single day

and end up with
nothing every single day.

And then to have something
like that happen,

that's the moment
right there.

He'll never forget that moment
for the rest of his life.

Coming in
for the big one.

I'm more excited than I've been
in a very long time.

This is a done deal.

We have just harvested an animal
and we're going to eat today.

Gwen: Fantastic.

It's not the size
that matters.

Right, rylie?
Right.

Mm. [ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

come here.
I'm gonna blood ya.

Yeah, give me that blood
on my face.

There you go, dude.
I'll take it.

This is a huge boost
and mental win for wes.

He needed it badly.
I'm so happy for him.

You needed it, too,
gwenny.

Gwen's gonna walk back
to that boma,

get her chore list out
and be like,

check, protein.

La-di-freaking-da.

Narrator: Coming up...

I don't like baboons.
They scratch their butts

and smell their fingers.

[ laughter ]

seth, I'm leaving.

What?

What?!

The breakup that we've
all been waiting for.

♪

narrator: On this challenge,
each pair

will receive a csr,
or couch survival rating.

Get the hell out of here.

Months of cabin fever leave
steven and sarah punching...

Boosh!
Ow, right in the face.

...Sending their score
plummeting.

I'm so sorry.
Don't press charges.

Riley eagerly embraces
the banishment option.

The first time you started
over-celebrating about the eel,

I'd be like,
"hey, jeff, banished."

then descends
into utter madness.

Banished, banished, banished.
They're gone.

Just keep going.
Come on!

Lockdown fatigue temps
lacey to make bad decisions.

I locked my children
in the closet.

My parents did the same thing
to me for 18 years.

Elsewhere...

Oh, that narrator
with that deep serious voice.

...Charlie and stacey
pick a fight...

Charlie's heartbeat
is really high.

You bastard.
I don't like that guy.

...With me, the narrator.

Geez, what's that about?

Tell him where I live.

If he has a problem
with what I'm saying,

he can come tell me
in person.

Your score drops to zero,
tough guy.

♪

the bone throne.

Oh, he's getting up.
He's moving.

Baboons coming to
the waterhole.

Oh, my god.
What the [bleep]

I think he's peeing in my water
and then drinking it.

Yuck.

Feel like that's
the only thing baboons do.

Baboons are [bleep].

I don't like baboons.
They scratch their butts

and smell their fingers.

[ laughter ]

and then drink my water.

Not cool.

He was absolutely disgusted,
by the way,

like someone did that
over brunch.

When I was with jake
and clarence,

we had this tiny little
watering hole.

We called it the poop hole.

I mean, everything came
and [bleep] in it.

Big elephant poops in it,
and you have to drink it.

And it's horrible.

But you've got to do what
you got to do with animal poo.

If they take my water,
we're gonna have a fight.

Do it.

There's not just one baboon

it's like a [bleep] ton
of baboons.

They will kill you.

He's a scarier monkey
than they are.

[ laughs ]
yeah, for sure.

Come at them with your fist.
Don't run away.

Show them the catfish
you beat up 15 minutes ago.

[ screaming ]

I'm gonna chase
this guy off.

Hey!

Stop drinking my [bleep]

I don't know what
he's gonna do.

He's gonna have to have
a huge fire.

He has a bone throne.
He'll be fine.

Department-store quality.

♪

suzanne: The primary thing
that has kept me

from leaving these past days
are my feet.

Mm. Those feet.

Suzanne has really had a hard
hand dealt to her for sure.

Wow.

Something got killed in here.
Look at all those feathers.

I'm thinking that I can
tie them together

and make little covers
for my feet.

It's gonna look stunning,
suzanne.

The down is just so soft.
Wow.

I mean, this is, yeah.

I could cry.

You know how they say,
like,

"if life gives you lemons,
make lemonade"?

Like, if life gives you
a dead bird,

make shoes so you can
leave seth.

I'm so happy to be
getting out of here.

Who knows,
maybe this is my little sign

that I'm going to find
my other birds of a feather

so that we can
all flock together.

Aww, that was
the sweetest ever!

I'll flock with you!

Oh, god,
I'll flock with you!

Put your fancy shoes on
and get the hell out of there.

♪

seth, we need to talk.

Is there ever a situation where
"we need to talk" is great?

Never.
No.

Steven.
Don't.

We need to talk.

No! No! No!

Okay.

I'm leaving.
You're leaving?

Yes!

It's your life, girl.
Get out of there!

Finally!

Oh! I'm leaving.

The breakup that we've
all been waiting for.

Seth: You're leaving?

He's so surprised!

How irrational of you.

[ laughs ]
how irrational!

Seth: Like, you're leaving
the challenge

or you're leaving the camp?

I'm leaving you.

Oh!

Tell him. Tell him.

That's awesome.

Whoo!

You! I'm leaving you!

That was a mic drop moment
right there.

You. Boom.

Why?

What?!

[ laughing ] why?
Why?!

Well, here's where
she takes out her list

of, like,
the trillion reasons.

What? I thought we were
having such a great time.

The rudeness, name calling,
condescending behavior.

She is in need
of social distancing

more than the rest
of us.

Okay.

And that's why I am willing to
leave all these resources

to go I don't know where
and risk dehydration

and everything else
to get away from you.

Oh, my god.

No food, no water,
no resources...

No worries.
I'm gonna just go for it.

[ laughs ]

wow.

Is that it?
Is that the end?

We're in quarantine!

You're telling me
we can't binge

the rest of the season
right now?!

I need to know how
her feathered shoes turn out.

Virtual cheers.

It's good to see you
again.

Aw.

Aww, stacey.

You're awesome.

Stay safe, sweetie.
I love you.

You too.

Bye.