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(doorbell rings)
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How you doing?
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Bonnie, come in.
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Buenos d�as, Marta.
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Gracias.
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I don't think she trusts me yet,
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but we are gonna get there.
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Were you by any chance your
own lawyer in the divorce?
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Well, the divorce isn't final,
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but my nuts are in the vice
and the wheel is turning.
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But, uh, make yourself to home.
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Let's crack open that brain.
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You seem to be in an awfully good mood,
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given you... live here.
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I'm streamlining my life.
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Low drag, high performance.
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Even got rid of my car.
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How are you getting around?
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You see that little scooter outside?
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I thought you said her name was Marta.
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(laughing)
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Delightful. (chuckles)
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Oh, how I've missed you.
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No, I got an electric scooter.
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It's all the transportation I need.
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So you're planning on dying alone?
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Again, zing! (laughs)
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No. Bottom line, I've
realized that happiness
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isn't about having stuff.
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It's about not living with
a woman who hates your guts.
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But enough Trevor, let's get
to the Bonnie of it all.
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Well, I went to the doctor
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and got some pretty terrible news.
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Turns out I'm half an inch
shorter than I used to be.
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Just from aging, I guess.
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- Oh, that's no big deal.
- Are you kidding me?
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My height is 75% of my personality.
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I always tell people I'm
five-foot-12, that's my joke.
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What's funny about
five-11-and-a-half?
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Looks like you're downsizing, too.
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(chuckling)
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You know, I don't find you
as delightful as you find me.
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(children squealing, splashing in pool)
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You hear that, too, right?
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That's the Little Minnow
Swim School next door.
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It's a beautiful sound,
isn't it? (chuckles)
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They're still so full of wonder.
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Are you on medication?
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Little bit.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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The only good news is now I know
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Trevor's not a registered sex offender.
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I mean, they'd never
let him live that close
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to a swim school.
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Was this a real concern?
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I'm trying to make lemonade, Christy.
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I'm worried about the guy.
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I'm worried about my therapist.
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Is that the way it's supposed to work?
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Nope. The minute you start
worrying about your therapist
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or hairdresser, it's time to move on.
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I'm just impressed to see you
genuinely care about someone.
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Right? My empathy is
off the charts lately.
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Maybe I have a brain tumor.
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Look, if Trevor's interested,
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I could try to soundproof his place.
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You know, acoustic panels,
that sort of thing. Caulk.
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What'd you say?
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Caulk. Caulk, with an "L."
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Oh, God, I'm lonely.
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Ah, look, Marjorie's here.
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Ah, let's focus on Marjorie.
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Hey, so, did you get the job?
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No. Turns out I'm not Teen Gap material.
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I'm so sorry, Marjorie.
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Wow. I really meant that.
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I should get an MRI.
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As a nurse, I think you're okay.
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Why didn't they hire you?
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Yeah, same reason every
other store in the mall
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didn't hire me.
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'Cause you're so old?
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Because of my criminal record.
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'Cause it goes back so far on
account of you being so old?
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Well, why are you telling
'em about your record?
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'Cause it's a question
on the application,
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and I don't want to lie.
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Oh, come on. The only time you don't lie
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is if they ask your weight
when you're bungee jumping.
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Oh, my poor friend Karen,
may she rest in peace.
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I might be able to help you
get your record expunged.
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What kind of charges are we looking at?
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You all know I robbed a bank.
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Okay. A federal offense.
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I do like a challenge.
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And then there was the
arson, the counterfeit money,
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and the countless bomb threats.
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It was a different time,
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and our cause was just.
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Wait, you can disarm a bomb?
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'Cause that's a job.
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What do you think, counselor?
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Get that done by the end of the week?
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Yeah. It might take a decade or two.
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Which Marjorie doesn't have,
'cause, well, you-you know why.
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(mouths)
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I need a job now.
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Are you open to
transporting medical waste?
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There's a small chance of infection,
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but it pays okay, and they let
you keep the safety goggles.
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How about food delivery?
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Everybody that brings me my sushi
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looks like they just got out of prison.
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That was a popular job
at the parole office,
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along with welding,
ditch-digging, and, of course,
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ticket-taker at a parking lot carnival.
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What am I saying? You
can't travel with the cats.
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(laughing)
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I could put some acoustic
panels on this wall,
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not very expensive.
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Although the kids are
pretty quiet right now.
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They're on juice
break. Give it a minute.
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When the sugar kicks in,
it's Black Friday at Walmart.
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And I could put some
shelves on that wall.
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It might make the place a
little less... hang yourself-y?
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It is a tad spartan.
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You know, what would warm it up
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is some pictures of friends and family.
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- I need to get some of those.
- Pictures?
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Friends and family. (chuckles)
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That can't be true.
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Sandra got 'em all in the breakup.
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How does my mother take
her side? (chuckles)
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Sorry.
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That's a kick in the Chiclets.
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You don't have any guy friends?
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Not really. I tried to chat up
the fellas in the scooter store,
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but they're pretty cliquey.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, look, I-I work from home.
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I mean, the only people I
see all day are my clients,
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and it's not like I
can socialize with them.
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I mean, they're crazy.
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I don't know, man. It sounds
a little like excuse-making.
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That's what Sandra used to say.
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Also, "Why can't you be more present?"
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I sit and listen to people's
problems all day long,
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and then I'm supposed to listen to hers?
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I'm sorry, Sandra, but I'm tapped out!
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Hey... oh!
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Are you okay?
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No, I am not okay.
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You have no idea how
bad this carpet smells.
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How'd it go with Trevor? You gonna
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- do some work for him?
- I think so.
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Did he talk about me? He's not supposed
to talk about me. What did he say?
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He pretty much just
talked about himself.
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Wow. Secret life of Trevor,
even better. Spill it.
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No. I don't think I should do that.
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Oh, come on. I got to
have something to ponder
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while Wendy's sharing.
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- Honey, I can't tell you that.
- Why not?
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It would be a total breach
of carpenter-client privilege.
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Damn it, you're right.
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Guess who starts delivering food
tomorrow for the Hunan Palace.
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- Yay!
- Congratulations!
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They didn't even ask my name.
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Just wanted to know if I had a car.
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So everybody order food tomorrow,
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because I want to get a
good rating on the Yelp.
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Totally not what that is
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or how it works.
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But let's all get together and order.
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Chinese food is better when you share.
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It's true. Can't get moo shu for one.
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Sure, you can.
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You can.
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Buenas noches, Marta.
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Hola, Tammy.
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Is he home?
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Is everything all right?
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Trevor?
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Hey, buddy.
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What's going on?
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Hello.
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Well, if it's cool with you,
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I'm gonna turn a light on, all right?
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One, two, here she comes.
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(shuddering)
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What the hell happened?
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My scooter couldn't take the hill.
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I fell over and I got chased by a dog.
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I ran past those cliquey scooter guys,
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but they didn't help.
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You got any Bactine
to take the sting out?
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The sting is the only thing
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that lets me know I'm still alive.
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Right. Uh, okay, super exciting.
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The panels come in cloud,
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bone and ecru.
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I think I should live
on Guernsey Island.
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It's in the middle of
the English Channel.
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I could raise tomatoes and
wear a thick woolen sweater.
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That sounds real nice.
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Hey, Bonnie, you super busy right now?
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So I figure, why am I not smoking?
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I mean, I could go out
like Harry Dean Stanton.
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How long has he been in this state?
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A while. He checked the
price of tomatoes online,
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and then it was "Katy, bar the door."
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Okay. Trevor.
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Let's take a breath here.
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Did you ever stop to think
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that maybe all these
things happen for a reason?
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That you're exactly where
you're supposed to be?
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I'm supposed to have no
love, no reason to live?
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I was supposed to fall off my scooter
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and get chased through
some sticker bushes
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by a Schnoodle?
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Schnauzer-poodle, not
typically aggressive.
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This is a journey.
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You're just... you're just...
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I don't know, I'm tapping out.
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- Tammy, program stuff, go.
- Oh, uh, okay, um, ooh!
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Uh, do you have a roof over your head?
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It leaks.
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Do you have food in your refrigerator?
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No. I was heading to
the grocery store when...
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Well, you know the whole scooter story.
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(crying)
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Okay, Trevor, I have had
it with this pity party.
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(grunts)
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That was my sore ear!
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(crying)
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Should I hit him again?
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Maybe try the other side.
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(crying)
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Marjorie really should've
been here by now.
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I'm getting a little worried.
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Well, I'm getting a lot hungry.
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I may lash out for no reason.
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Well, wouldn't the reason
be because you're Hun... ?
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Shut up!
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All right, I've got a
three-pound cowboy rib-eye
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that can feed me and... one of you.
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We ordered Chinese.
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Yeah, we're supporting Marjorie.
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(whispers): I'm in.
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Let's check on her.
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(phone ringing)
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What?
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Hey, Marjorie, it's Christy.
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I know!
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We're just wondering...
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I'm three orders behind and I'm lost.
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Well, don't you have GPS on your phone?
257
00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:07,685
Oh, I used to, but now I can't find it.
258
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,399
Well, didn't you think
to test it out before... ?
259
00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:13,111
Maybe we could give you a hand there.
260
00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:14,902
Do you see any landmarks?
261
00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:16,637
"Free Chihuahua puppies."
262
00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:19,006
Is that something you know?
263
00:11:19,031 --> 00:11:20,364
She really didn't prepare.
264
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,997
I heard that.
265
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,045
Are you eating our food?
266
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,936
My blood sugar's in the dumper.
267
00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:28,660
I can't go home, I can't
go back to the restaurant.
268
00:11:28,685 --> 00:11:30,284
I'm in hell!
269
00:11:30,603 --> 00:11:32,250
Medium rare sound good?
270
00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:37,969
How's he doing?
271
00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:40,461
Sitting, rocking, a
little light mumbling.
272
00:11:40,808 --> 00:11:42,140
He went out for some fresh air.
273
00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:43,398
What are you doing?
274
00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:44,642
Making tea out of saltines
275
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,667
and a bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce.
276
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:51,370
Nope.
277
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,818
(children clamoring outside)
278
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:57,078
Who takes swim lessons on
Wednesday night at 8:00 p.m.?
279
00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:59,548
It's free swim... I peeked out
the window, it looks pretty fun.
280
00:11:59,948 --> 00:12:01,659
Wish I knew how to swim.
281
00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:02,784
You don't know how to swim?
282
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,110
- Mm-mm.
- I don't know how to swim.
283
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,190
Anyway, we need a new game plan.
284
00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:10,748
Everything we say sets Trevor off.
285
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,618
Well, does he like beer?
We could get him some beer.
286
00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:14,039
Do you think Marta
would have sex with him?
287
00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:15,296
That's nature's beer.
288
00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:17,131
It's possible she already has.
289
00:12:17,156 --> 00:12:18,543
There's some weirdness between them.
290
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:21,824
TREVOR: Hey, kids, just
'cause it's free swim,
291
00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,515
doesn't mean you need to scream
292
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,958
your stupid little lungs out!
293
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,520
(water splashes)
294
00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:29,811
Does he know how to swim?
295
00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:34,692
Wear a silk blouse, I said.
296
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:36,661
No way will I get stuck in a car
297
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:38,911
that smells like a hot day in Beijing.
298
00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:41,776
Okay, it's gonna be a left.
299
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,057
The first left.
300
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,880
First left.
301
00:12:45,462 --> 00:12:47,161
That left!
302
00:12:47,186 --> 00:12:48,752
Okay, we'll circle back.
303
00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:50,956
- What the hell, Marjorie?!
- Wendy!
304
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,366
You gave her ample warning.
305
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,544
I'm sorry, I got flustered.
306
00:12:55,038 --> 00:12:56,504
So we're gonna circle around.
307
00:12:56,529 --> 00:12:57,982
With a right turn.
308
00:12:58,374 --> 00:12:59,774
This right turn.
309
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:01,265
Right turn.
310
00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:02,787
Right turn here!
311
00:13:02,812 --> 00:13:04,812
(tires screeching)
312
00:13:05,729 --> 00:13:07,029
Just so we're clear,
313
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:10,422
we're all gonna die so
Marjorie can make $42.
314
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,541
Little bastards pushed me in the pool.
315
00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:18,870
You kind of had it coming.
316
00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:19,961
I'll get some towels.
317
00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:21,697
- I don't have any towels.
- But how do you not... ?
318
00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:23,422
Don't make me explain!
319
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,597
Uh, how about some paper towels?
320
00:13:26,824 --> 00:13:28,991
Ooh, that's a lot of chlorine.
321
00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:30,980
Probably a good
thing... Evidently Sandra
322
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:32,571
got hygiene in the divorce.
323
00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:34,152
Here you go.
324
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:41,926
Please, God.
325
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,409
Let this be bottom.
326
00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:53,223
Hey, come on.
327
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,539
This is only temporary.
328
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:55,564
Eventually you're gonna,
329
00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:56,742
you're gonna clean yourself up.
330
00:13:56,810 --> 00:14:00,080
Maybe get a haircut, uh, some towels.
331
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,736
Maybe some dignity.
332
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:03,591
You know, before you know it,
333
00:14:03,616 --> 00:14:05,049
you'll meet someone new.
334
00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:06,720
(scoffs) Why bother?
335
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,987
New woman, same old lies.
336
00:14:09,012 --> 00:14:12,446
(singsongy): I don't
know, Marta's kind of cute.
337
00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:14,570
I listen to women all day long.
338
00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:16,628
I know how you people work.
339
00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:17,752
(clears throat)
340
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,098
When a man cheats...
341
00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:22,233
he just cheats, okay?
342
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:23,891
It's ugly, but we own it.
343
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,760
But when a woman cheats... (chuckles)
344
00:14:25,828 --> 00:14:27,395
it's always the man's fault.
345
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,607
"Oh, he-he didn't respect me.
346
00:14:29,632 --> 00:14:30,731
"He ignored me.
347
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,867
"Uh, he didn't meet my needs.
348
00:14:32,892 --> 00:14:36,030
I had no choice but to do
what I did in Palm Springs."
349
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,940
Hang on, I'm no therapist,
350
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,910
but I think it's been a
minute since a man "owned it."
351
00:14:41,287 --> 00:14:44,455
We have to catch you, berate
you, listen to you deny it,
352
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,873
and then, two months later,
353
00:14:45,898 --> 00:14:47,493
we're finally out having a nice dinner,
354
00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:49,351
and you burst into tears and say,
355
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:52,725
(crying): "I was weak!"
356
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,133
Look, I appreciate you trying to help,
357
00:14:55,158 --> 00:14:56,490
but there's really no point.
358
00:14:56,515 --> 00:14:58,084
I'm done... I'm done with women,
359
00:14:58,109 --> 00:15:00,647
I'm done being a therapist, okay?
360
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:03,285
Rotten kids!
361
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,704
You're-you're quitting?
362
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,650
I have nothing left to give.
363
00:15:12,675 --> 00:15:15,343
Wait, wait, when's
the last time you ate?
364
00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:17,221
Do cigarettes count?
365
00:15:17,246 --> 00:15:18,546
Only if you're a supermodel.
366
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,581
- Or a junkie.
- Word.
367
00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:21,726
Hey.
368
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,391
Why don't we order
from that Chinese joint
369
00:15:23,419 --> 00:15:25,620
Marjorie's working for? At
least we can do her a solid.
370
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:27,879
Great idea... hey, Trevor,
you like Chinese food?
371
00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,270
It makes me puke.
372
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,128
Oh.
373
00:15:31,491 --> 00:15:33,291
Well, we're getting Chinese food.
374
00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:38,065
(phone chimes)
375
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,011
Got two more orders.
376
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,980
Doesn't anybody cook anymore?
377
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:43,977
What's happening to the American family?
378
00:15:44,992 --> 00:15:46,551
So, back to the restaurant?
379
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,063
Yep, left turn here.
380
00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:52,857
See? How hard is that?
381
00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:55,549
It's different when
you're under pressure.
382
00:15:55,661 --> 00:15:57,061
It's like watching Jeopardy!
383
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,879
I can answer all the
questions if I hit pause.
384
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:03,520
Not if the question's about driving.
385
00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:10,775
Oh, I don't know what made
me think I could do this job.
386
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,844
You're gonna get the hang of it.
387
00:16:12,869 --> 00:16:15,074
Let's, uh, let's
knockity-knock on this door.
388
00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:18,506
No, this door, Marjorie. This door.
389
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,020
You forgot a couple of bags.
390
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:25,046
I brought one, too. I'm part of this.
391
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:27,258
Where the hell have you... ? Oh.
392
00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:29,751
- What are you doing here?!
- What are you doing here?
393
00:16:30,099 --> 00:16:31,652
I'm helping Marjorie.
394
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:32,853
I'm helping Trevor.
395
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,933
Wait, this is your Trevor?
396
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:39,177
Come in, just don't
make any sudden moves.
397
00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:42,716
Hey, guys.
398
00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:44,576
Do you come here just
so you can feel better
399
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,435
about where you live?
400
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,846
Food's here, and, uh, four alcoholics
401
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:50,438
I've never, ever complained about.
402
00:16:51,981 --> 00:16:54,508
Hi, I'm Christy.
403
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,932
Bonnie's daughter.
404
00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:59,424
I am so grateful for all you've
done to make her more tolerable.
405
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:00,959
Christy, the man is
practically drooling.
406
00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,544
He doesn't want to chitchat.
407
00:17:02,842 --> 00:17:05,653
Oh, why don't we set
this up in the kitchen?
408
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,599
Hold on, this isn't Trevor's...
409
00:17:08,624 --> 00:17:10,974
Oh, shut all the way up.
410
00:17:11,527 --> 00:17:14,428
Oh, here's your receipt.
411
00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:16,208
Oh, uh, right.
412
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:19,567
- Here you go.
- I can't take that.
413
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:22,480
Oh, I think I have a dry
one in my other pants.
414
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,716
No, the food is late and it's cold.
415
00:17:24,741 --> 00:17:27,490
And I ate a couple of your dumplings.
416
00:17:27,787 --> 00:17:30,664
Trevor, Marjorie's been going
through a rough time lately.
417
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,790
Tonight is her first night at a new job.
418
00:17:32,815 --> 00:17:34,302
Yeah, and the last.
419
00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,828
I was an idiot to think
that I could handle this.
420
00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:38,352
This is why tribes used to leave
421
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:41,014
old people in the wilderness to die.
422
00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:43,134
Wait, "old"?
423
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,191
You're not old.
424
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,249
That's what I always tell her.
425
00:17:46,362 --> 00:17:49,050
Hey, could you get me
something I could choke down?
426
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:50,208
Maybe an egg roll?
427
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:53,834
I want the egg roll... no, oh,
you can have it, you can have it.
428
00:17:54,352 --> 00:17:55,803
Have a seat.
429
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,749
This is so embarrassing.
430
00:17:57,985 --> 00:18:01,319
Well, I'll try not to lord
my perfect life over you.
431
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,643
Fair enough.
432
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:04,756
Listen, I have worked
with a lot of people
433
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:06,714
who have needed to reboot their lives.
434
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:08,392
It is not easy...
435
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:13,708
to reinvent yourself
no matter what your age.
436
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,999
What happened to your knee?
437
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,858
This hasn't been a great
night for me, either.
438
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,871
But let's talk about you.
439
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:23,297
Bonnie mentioned that your
husband passed away recently?
440
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,211
Last year.
441
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:28,702
That's one of the hardest things
that a person can go through.
442
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:30,626
I thought so...
443
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:34,024
until I tried to deliver Chinese food.
444
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:37,864
(knocking)
445
00:18:40,561 --> 00:18:41,899
Come on in.
446
00:18:44,243 --> 00:18:45,860
Hey.
447
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,821
Looking good in here.
448
00:18:47,846 --> 00:18:50,046
- (whistle blows)
- (children clamoring)
449
00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:53,477
Check this out.
450
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:59,223
(outside noise lowers)
451
00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:01,180
Whoa.
452
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,437
Tammy does good work.
453
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:03,751
So do you.
454
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,309
Marjorie's still got the job.
455
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,438
She has to take Wendy with
her, but she's still got it.
456
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:10,055
(chuckles) Listen, uh, I need
to talk to you about something.
457
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,113
Oh, you don't need to thank me.
458
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,469
But if you're looking for a gift,
459
00:19:14,494 --> 00:19:16,040
I do like aromatherapy.
460
00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:17,087
You say that every week.
461
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,312
Yeah, and yet no bergamot candle.
462
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:22,768
Listen, it is not ideal
for a patient to get such
463
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,326
a revealing view behind the curtain
464
00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,151
of their therapist's life.
465
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,840
It's affected our dynamic,
466
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:30,476
so I've put together
a list of referrals.
467
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:33,883
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pump
the brakes, shrinky dink.
468
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:38,284
You can't dump me after
all I've done for you.
469
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,909
I'm pretty sure I can.
470
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:43,679
Look, up until now I've
been on the fence about you.
471
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,781
But now that I've seen
you at your worst...
472
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,127
That was your worst, right?
473
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,048
I hope so.
474
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:51,598
Well, then I'm more sure than ever
475
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:52,993
that you're the shrink for me.
476
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,366
Why? Because you get me,
477
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:56,592
as only a ruined human being could.
478
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:57,903
You sure?
479
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,361
Absolutely.
480
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,781
Okay, good.
481
00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:05,744
So, now that you've met all my friends,
482
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,769
was I right or was I right?
483
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:12,991
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