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TODAY IS MONDAY, APRIL 5th. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 The temperature is... 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 54. 54. 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 YES! 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 [ WATER RUNNING ] 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 [ TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING ] 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 [ WHIRRING STOPS, WATER CONTINUES RUNNING ] 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 [ SNORTS, GASPS ] 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 JAMIE SAID HULK DOESN'T HAVE A GUN, 23 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 BUT I SAID HULK CAN HAVE A GUN. 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 GO OUT OF THIS ROOM. 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 MOMMY SAID TO GET UP 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO EXERCISE. 26 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 DON'T YOU SHOOT THAT THING. 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 HU-U-U-U-U-LK! 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Melissa: GET DRESSED. YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 29 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I'M THE HULK! 30 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 YOU'D SLEEP BETTER IF YOU'D WEAR YOUR MASK. 31 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 [ SIGHS ] I'M NOT WEARING THAT THING. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 HEY! 33 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 THEY DID A LOT YESTERDAY. BATHROOM'S REALLY GETTING THERE. 34 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 CAN I USE IT? 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO USE THE KIDS' FOR NOW. 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 OH, THAT SEAT. 37 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS, OWEN. 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 YEAH. 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 NO, GUNTHER SAID THAT EVEN WITH THE RAIN, 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 THEY'RE GONNA BE DONE BY THE END OF AUGUST. 41 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HAPPENING, RIGHT? 42 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE DONE AT THE END OF AUGUST. 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 WHY DO YOU EVEN SAY IT? 44 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 YOU GET MY HOPES UP. 45 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 YOU GET MY ASS'S HOPES UP. 46 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 [ LAUGHS ] 47 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 [ HORN HONKS ] 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I'M INCREDIBLY LATE. 50 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE. 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 AREN'T YOU GOING HIKING THIS MORNING? 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 OHHHH, YEAH. 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 ♪ OF PEOPLE ♪ Joe: ♪ OF PEOPLE ♪ 54 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 ♪ IN TROUBLE ♪ ♪ IN TROUBLE ♪ 55 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,000 ♪ REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE ♪ ♪ REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE ♪ 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 ♪ OH, HOW THEY FILL MY EYES ♪ ♪ OH, HOW THEY FILL 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 MY HEART ♪ 58 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 ♪ ALL MY CRYING ♪ ♪ ALL MY CRYING ♪ 59 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 [ RADIO TURNS OFF ] PLEASE, MAN. 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 THAT'S A GOOD SONG. 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 PLEASE. 62 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 OH. 63 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 GOJI BERRY. 64 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 YEAH, NO, THEY'RE, LIKE, HEALTHY -- REALLY HEALTHY. 65 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 TRY 'EM. 66 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 GOOD FOR YOU. 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 YEAH, NO, THEY DON'T TASTE GOOD. 68 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 [ SPITS ] 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 [ SCOFFS ] 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 HE CAN'T JUST BE OUT HERE, RIGHT? 71 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 YOU KNOW HE'S WORKING SOME TEMP JOB NOW 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 WHERE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN TILL NOON? 73 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 [ LAUGHS ] 74 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 NOON! 75 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 YEAH, SO, IN CASE HE HAS AN AUDITION, RIGHT? 76 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 YEAH. WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW HE WAS ON? 77 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 THE "HANG OUT IN BED ALL DAY, I'M A DICK" SHOW? 78 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREATH? 79 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 80 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE, MAN. 81 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I THINK IT'S GOOD. 82 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I THINK THIS HIKING'S GONNA BE GOOD. 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR MIND -- 85 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 THE ENDORPHINS, YOUR MIND. 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I'M FEELING BETTER... 87 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 ABOUT SONIA. 88 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 YEAH, RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] SONIA. 89 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I'M TELLING YOU, 90 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 WE'RE GONNA WORK THROUGH THIS, ME AND HER. 91 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 WE DON'T HATE EACH OTHER. 92 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. 93 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 AND I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, "STOP TALKING TO HER." 94 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 BUT IT'S FUNNY, THOUGH -- 95 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 NOW THAT WE'RE OFFICIALLY SEPARATED, 96 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS. 97 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I KNOW THAT SOUNDS CORNY, BUT THAT'S IT. 98 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 THAT'S IT -- WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. 99 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 WOULD YOU SAY YOU HATE HIM MORE NOW 100 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 OR BACK WHEN WE WERE IN COLLEGE? 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 HMM. 102 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 103 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 YEAH. 104 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 HEY, GUYS. 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 HEY. HEY. 106 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 SO, I'M IN SAN JOSE FOR TWO WEEKS, 107 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 BUT THEN AFTER THAT... 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 OKAY, WELL, I'M AROUND. OKAY. OKAY. 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I HATE HIM MORE NOW. 110 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Terry: GOJI BERRIES. NICE. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 TRY THESE, "O." 112 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 THEY'RE FULL OF ANTIOXIDANTS. 113 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 YEAH, HE DON'T LIKE 'EM. 114 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 HE WON'T EAT IT UNLESS -- 115 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 YOU GOT TO HIDE IT IN A HAMBURGER. 116 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 [ LAUGHS ] 117 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 SO, UH, SO, WHO'S THIS ONE? 118 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 WHO -- BETH? 119 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 YEAH, WHATEVER -- BETH. WHAT'S HER DEAL? 120 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,000 NO DEAL. DIVORCED, MOM, NICE LADY. 121 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 YEAH, SHE SEEMS VERY NICE. YEAH. 122 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 ANYWAY, YOU'VE SEEN HER BEFORE. 123 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 SHE'S FROM THE YOGA CLASS I TEACH. 124 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 WHAT? 125 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 TEACH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TEACH? 126 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 OH, COME ON, A-HOLES. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS ALREADY. 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 THE GUY WHO OWNS MY GYM, HE ASKED ME TO FILL IN 128 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 'CAUSE THE REGULAR INSTRUCTOR HAD A BABY. 129 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 130 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 NO, IF YOU TOLD US THAT, I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED A LOT. 131 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 YOU GOT ANY WATER, JOE? I LEFT MY BOTTLE. 132 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 YEAH, THERE'S ONE FOR EACH OF US THERE. 133 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 OH, YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME -- 134 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I LOST 2 POUNDS PEEING THIS MORNING. 135 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 2 POUNDS. 136 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 137 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 I SWEAR TO GOD -- 2 POUNDS. 138 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 LOOK, I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T LOSE 2 POUNDS JUST BY PEEING. 139 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,000 I-I STEP ON MY DIGITAL SCALE TOTALLY NAKED BEFORE I PEE 140 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 AND THEN AGAIN AFTER I PEE, AND IT'S 2 POUNDS LESS. 141 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 MY RECORD'S 2 1/2, SO YES -- YES, YOU CAN. 142 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 THAT'S BULLSHIT. 143 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 WHY WOULD I LIE? 144 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 NO, JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. 145 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 WHAT MOTIVE WOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU 146 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 THAT MY PEE WEIGHS ANY MORE -- 147 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 [ THUD ] 148 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 149 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 OH, SHIT. 150 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 OH, MAN. 151 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 POOR GUY. 152 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 OKAY. LET'S GO. 153 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IF IT'S STILL ALIVE? 154 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO -- TAKE A POSSUM TO THE VET? 155 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 SHOULD WE? NO! 156 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 NO, THAT THING IS FULL OF RABIES AND... 157 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 AIDS AND... 158 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 YOU KNOW. 159 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 COME ON. JUST DRIVE. 160 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 [ SIGHS ] 161 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 COME ON, JOE. 162 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 163 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 YEAH, NO. WHAT CAN YOU DO, RIGHT? 164 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 RIGHT, RIGHT. 165 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I MEAN, IF THERE WAS ANYTHING TO DO, YOU'D BE THE GUY TO DO IT. 166 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 OH, MY GOD. 167 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 168 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 ALL RIGHT, RELAX. 169 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 GO. 170 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 IS IT THE HUMANE THING, THOUGH, 171 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 JUST TO -- JUST TO LEAVE IT THERE? 172 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 IT'S VERY HUMANE. IT'S VERY HUMANE. 173 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 [ SIGHS ] 174 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I KNOW, I KNOW -- THIS IS STUPID. 175 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 BUT I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT IT. 176 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS, JOE. 177 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 [ THUD ] 178 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 [ THUD ] 179 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 [ THUD ] 180 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 [ THUD ] 181 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 WELL, IT'S THE HUMANE THING. 182 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 IT'S LIKE... YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A BUG 183 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 AND IT'S ONLY HALF-SQUISHED 184 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 AND YOU FIGURE, "WELL, I GOT TO STEP ON HIM ALL THE WAY NOW 185 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 INSTEAD OF LEAVING HIM THERE WITH, LIKE, HALF A BODY"? 186 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 YEAH. 187 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 YEAH, LET'S GO [CLEARS THROAT] DO SOME HIKING. 188 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 189 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 [ BRAKES SQUEAL, TIRES SCREECH ] 190 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 [ THE LOVIN' SPOONFUL'S "DAYDREAM" PLAYS ] 191 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 ♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A DAYDREAM ♪ 192 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 193 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 ♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A DAYDREAMIN' BOY ♪ 194 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 [ TIRES SCREECH ] ♪ AND I'M LOST IN A DAYDREAM ♪ 195 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,000 ♪ DREAMIN' 'BOUT MY BUNDLE OF JOY ♪ 196 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,000 ♪ AND EVEN IF TIME AIN'T REALLY ON MY SIDE ♪ 197 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 ♪ IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS FOR TAKIN' A WALK OUTSIDE ♪ 198 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 ♪ I'M BLOWIN' THE DAY TO TAKE A WALK IN THE SUN ♪ 199 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000 ♪ FALL ON MY FACE... ♪ 200 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GRAB A SEAT. 201 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 IT'S A NEW MONTH. 202 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 GOOD THING, BECAUSE MARCH WAS A DAMN MESS. 203 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 MARCUS...THE ONLY GUY IN DOUBLE DIGITS? 204 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, 205 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 BUT IT SURE AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN. 206 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 [ RAPPING ON DOOR ] 207 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 [ DOORKNOB RATTLES ] 208 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 NEW-CAR SALES AND LEASES -- 209 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 WORST IN TWO YEARS. 210 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT THE ECONOMY. 211 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] THAT WAS A PISSPOOR MARCH, 212 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 NO MATTER -- 213 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 SORRY. 214 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 SORRY. 215 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 216 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 HEY, LLOYD. 217 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 YANKEES! 218 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 PHEW! 219 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 [ SIGHS ] 220 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Bruce: NOW, LISTEN, GUYS, 221 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 YOU WANT TO BRING YOUR PROSPECTS TO THE MANAGER. 222 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 DON'T LEAVE THEM RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE. 223 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 YEAH? 224 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 HOW'D WE DO IN MARCH? 225 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 [ SALESPEOPLE MURMURING ] 226 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 227 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 228 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 HEY. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHO CHANGED THE MUSIC? 229 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 COME ON, DaSHAUN. 230 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 [ MUSIC STOPS ] DON'T PLAY THAT. 231 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN STORE, 232 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE "SMACK ON MY ASS" SONG. 233 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 BUT UNTIL THEN... 234 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 THAT'S WHY WE GOT THIS. 235 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 [ BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE'S "TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS" 236 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 PLAYS ] 237 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 YEAH, BABY. 238 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 HUH? THAT'S THE SHIT! 239 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. 240 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO HIS OLD-MAN MUSIC ALL DAY. 241 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 HE PLAYED SOME BAND -- AIR SUPPLY. 242 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 YOU'D THINK HE'S DOING IT AS A JOKE, 243 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 BUT NO -- HE LIKES IT. 244 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS ♪ 245 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 FELLAS. 246 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 ♪ EVERY DAY ♪ 247 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 ♪ TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS EVERY WAY ♪ 248 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 ♪ I'VE BEEN TAKIN' CARE... ♪ 249 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 UH, NOON'S OKAY, BUT 12:30's KIND OF PUSHING IT. 250 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 OH. SORRY, MAN. 251 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I WAS GONNA CALL. 252 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A CELL? 253 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 [ CHUCKLES ] THOSE THINGS ARE FADS. 254 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 [ Laughing ] YEAH. 255 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 HEY, YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT. 256 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 THE BABY WAS CRYING, IT'S 3:00 A.M., 257 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I CAN'T SLEEP, I FLIP ON THE BOOB TUBE, 258 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 AND THERE YOU ARE, SELLING SOME KIND OF CAN OPENER? 259 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 OH, GOD. 260 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 YOUR HAIR WAS LONG. 261 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT LITTLE HOTTIE NEXT TO YOU? 262 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 YOU TWO EVER HOOK UP? 263 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 EH, WENT OUT ONCE OR TWICE. 264 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I BET YOU DID, YOU OLD DIRTY DOG. 265 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 LET ME ASK -- YOU STILL GET PAID FOR THAT? 266 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 NAH. 267 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 NO, THAT WAS A BUYOUT -- HE GOT A FLAT FEE UP FRONT, 268 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 SO HE DOESN'T GET PAID AGAIN UNLESS THEY RUN ANOTHER CYCLE. 269 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 SO THAT'S THE WAY THAT WORKS. 270 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 UH, OKAY. 271 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 UH, TERRY, YOU STILL GOT THE REVISIONS 272 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 ON THOSE SPREADSHEETS FROM YESTERDAY? 273 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 I KIND OF NEED THEM RIGHT AWAY. 274 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 YOU GOT IT. THANKS, BRO. 275 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 YEAH, TAKE CARE. 276 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Dick. 277 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 HEY, IS THERE ANY COFFEE LEFT? 278 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 WAIT UP, DUDE. CHECK THIS OUT. 279 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS BACK STAGE WEST. 280 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 CHECK OUT THIS AUDITION. 281 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 BINGO! 282 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 "SEEKING MALE FOR SUPPORTING ROLE 283 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 "IN THE LIFETIME MOVIE 'CRY BOBBY.' 284 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 MID-40s, GOOD-LOOKING." 285 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 THAT IS SO YOU, DUDE. 286 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 [ CLAPS ] GO OUT THERE AND GET THAT SHIT. 287 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. 288 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT'S OKAY? I'M GONNA COVER FOR YOU. 289 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 PEOPLE WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE GONE. 290 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 STEVE, IT'S JUST A CATTLE CALL, OKAY? 291 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 BY NOW, IT'S PROBABLY CAST ALREADY. 292 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 PROBABLY NO MONEY, AND IT ALMOST DEFINITELY SUCKS. 293 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 294 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 YEAH, I KNOW IT SUCKS. THAT'S OBVIOUS. 295 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 JUST, I FIGURED IT'S LIFETIME. 296 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 BOTH KNOW THE LADIES LOVE SOME TERRY. 297 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 [ LAUGHS ] ABSOLUTELY. 298 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 SPEAKING OF COVERING FOR ME, I THINK I'LL 299 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 HEAD DOWN THE STREET 300 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 FOR A COUPLE OF EGG WHITES, OKAY? 301 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 I'LL BE BACK IN A BIT. WORD UP. 302 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 DAVE-O! 303 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 TERRY! 304 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 UH, SPREADSHEETS? 305 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT -- SPREADSHEETS. 306 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 JACK MICKELSON. 307 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 PHIL. PHIL MICKELSON. 308 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 UNLESS YOU MEAN JACK NICKLAUS. 309 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I-I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 BUT YOU PLAYED, RIGHT? WITH -- WITH ALL THOSE DUDES? 311 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 UH, SORT OF. 312 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 WELL, NO, NOT REALLY. 313 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:16,000 I DID A COUPLE TOURNAMENTS ON THE MINI TOUR BACK IN 1983. 314 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 SENIOR TOUR STARTS WHEN YOU'RE 50, 315 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 SO YOU NEVER KNOW, RIGHT? 316 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 317 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU NEED ME OUT THERE? 318 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 NAH, UM, ACTUALLY, MY DAD CALLED, 319 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 AND HE SAID FROM NOW ON, IF YOU WANT TO USE HIS BOOKIE, 320 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL HIM YOURSELF. 321 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 OH. 322 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 OH, YEAH? OK-- UH. 323 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 YEAH, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, HE JUST BETS HIS EAGLES, 324 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 AND LATELY, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING BIG-TIME, 325 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 AND HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ME 326 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 BRINGING ALL THE MONEY BACK AND FORTH. 327 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 OH, YEAH. I GET IT. YEAH. 328 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 OKAY, THAT'S COOL. YEAH. 329 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 HERE'S THE GUY'S NUMBER RIGHT THERE. 330 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 YOU CAN CALL HIM UP. OKAY. YEAH. 331 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS ONE-WEEK THING -- 332 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 I BET A LITTLE BIT -- A LOT -- 333 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000 BUT I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA DO THAT EVER AGAIN, BUT... 334 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000 OKAY -- "BURT MANFRO." BURT MANFRO. 335 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 OKAY GUY? 336 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I GUESS. I MET HIM, LIKE, ONCE. 337 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I DON'T THINK HE EVER KILLED NOBODY. [ LAUGHS ] 338 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 NO. 339 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 NO, BUT I'LL BET HE KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE. 340 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 [ LAUGHS ] 341 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 WHAT'S THIS? 342 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 [ PAPERS SHUFFLE ] 343 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 UH, THAT'S THE MANDATORY STATE SURCHARGE 344 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 THAT FUNDS OIL RECYCLING. 345 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 YOU GUYS MAKE THIS SO CONFUSING! 346 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT. I DID WANT TO LOOK 347 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 AT THE GRAND MARQUIS. 348 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 YOU WANT TO WALK? I'LL WALK RIGHT NOW. 349 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 EXCUSE ME, OWEN. YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. 350 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 WHAT? 351 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. 352 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 [ LAUGHS ] 353 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 IT'S PROBABLY MY WIFE. 354 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 I SHOULD, UH, I SHOULD TAKE THAT. 355 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000 UM, MARCUS HERE WILL, UM, ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE. 356 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 YES, I WILL. 357 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 HOW ARE YOU FOLKS DOING? I'M MARCUS. 358 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Woman: HI, MARCUS. 359 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 OOH! PULLED FOR THE D.H., HOMES. 360 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 DADDY, I GOT THIS. 361 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 IT'S BEEN AN HOUR, SON. 362 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 YEAH, BUT I DON'T NEED MARCUS TO CLOSE FOR ME. 363 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 DON'T YOU GET EXCITED. YOU'RE GETTING THE SALE. 364 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 DA-- 365 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 WE NEED TO GET YOU BOTH, SIR. WE NEED TO GET YOU BOTH. 366 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I CAN'T READ ONE DAMN THING ON HERE. 367 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 NOT ONE. LOOK AT THIS. 368 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 LOOK -- BLURRY. TOTAL BLUR. 369 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 NOPE. 370 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 OKAY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE -- IT'S NOT BLURRY ANYMORE, 371 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 BUT NOW IT'S TOO FAR AWAY THAT I CAN'T READ IT. 372 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON A KETCHUP BOTTLE. 373 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 IT'S KETCHUP. WHAT DO YOU GOT TO KNOW ABOUT IT? 374 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 WHAT IF IT'S MEDICATION ONE NIGHT? 375 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 TAKE IT. 376 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 377 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 HOW DO YOU EAT THAT MUCH? HOW CAN YOU NOT -- 378 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 AREN'T YOU SLEEPY? HOW DO YOU NOT NEED A NAP? 379 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 THAT'S ANGRY EATING. 380 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 IT'S THAT JOB, MAN. 381 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 LAST TIME I WAS IN THERE, 382 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 HIS FATHER SAID I SHOULD BE A SALESMAN -- NO, THANK YOU. 383 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT. 384 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 I COULDN'T TAKE BEING A SALESMAN. 385 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 IT'S TOO...SISYPHEAN. 386 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 TOO WHAT? 387 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 SISYPHEAN. 388 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 NO. NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT. 389 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 DON'T SAY THAT LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 390 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 391 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 392 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 YOU KNOW, I HEAR A LOT OF THINGS THAT I DON'T 393 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN, 394 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 AND YOU PUT THEM IN A CONTEXT. 395 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 BUT I CAN'T -- I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 396 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY, SISYPHUS -- 397 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 THE GUY WHO KEPT TRYING TO PUSH THE ROCK UP THE HILL, 398 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 BUT IT'D KEEP ROLLING DOWN, 399 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 AND HE'D HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. 400 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 OH. THAT GUY? 401 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 402 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 OKAY, SO, SALES -- 403 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 YOU WORK 14-HOUR DAYS KISSING ASS 404 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 SO YOU CAN BE NUMBER ONE FOR THE MONTH, RIGHT? 405 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 NEXT MONTH COMES ALONG, 406 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 THEY WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN -- BACK TO ZERO. 407 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 WHAT'S THE POINT? 408 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 THE POINT IS, AT THE END OF THE MONTH, THEY GIVE YOU MONEY. 409 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 HE JUST LEAVES THAT PART OUT. 410 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 YEAH, WHAT'D HE PULL DOWN A YEAR -- SISYPHUS? 411 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 OKAY. OKAY. I'M LIVING LIFE WRONG. 412 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 LET'S ALL TAKE OUR BLOOD PRESSURES RIGHT NOW. 413 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 NO, NO. LOOK. COME ON. 414 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 COME ON. 415 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 IN MY CASE -- IN MY CASE -- 416 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 YEAH? 417 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 SOMEDAY MY DAD'S GONNA FINALLY GET OUT OF THERE, 418 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 AND THEN I'LL -- I'LL MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE 419 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 PUSH THE DAMN ROCK. 420 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, RIGHT? 421 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 I MEAN, BEING YOUR OWN DAMN BOSS, RIGHT? 422 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 LOOK AT YOU. RIGHT? 423 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 LOOK HOW ANGRY YOU ARE. 424 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 LOOK, IT'S GOOD TO BE THE BOSS. IT IS. 425 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 YEAH. 426 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I GUESS. 427 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000 EVEN WHEN YOU'RE THE BOSS, THOUGH, YOU'RE STILL YOU. 428 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 SOMETIMES YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?" 429 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 YOU KNOW, "ALL RIGHT, I'M THE BOSS, 430 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 BUT WHO ARE YOU?" 431 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 YOU EVER GET THAT -- YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR 432 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 AND YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU KNOW WHO -- YOU SEE YOURSELF. 433 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 "I KNOW I'M STANDING HERE. I SEE MYSELF. 434 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 AND YOU GET THAT -- THERE'S A LITTLE -- 435 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Y-YOU KNOW, YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF, BUT... 436 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 THEN THERE'S THAT LITTLE BIT OF YOU THAT YOU DON'T. 437 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 THIS IS THAT POSSUM SHIT. 438 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 CARLOS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 439 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 RALPH IS SICK. 440 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 AGAIN HE'S SICK? 441 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000 HE SAY HE WAS ALL NIGHT THROWING UP. 442 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 YEAH. 443 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 OKAY. 444 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000 OKAY, CARLOS, YOU KNOW YOU PARK A BLOCK AWAY FROM THE PARTY, 445 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 AND YOU WALK UP WITH THE HEAD ON. 446 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Sí. 447 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 OKAY? 448 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 HEAD ON. 449 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 HEAD ON. 450 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 OH! SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 451 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 MY FAULT. MY FAULT. SORRY. 452 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 [ SNORES, GASPS ] 453 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Woman on P.A.: BOB TO SERVICE. 454 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 BOB TO SERVICE. 455 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 [ SNORING ] 456 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 TERRY! 457 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 HEY, THERE. 458 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 HEY. 459 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 WHERE YOU BEEN? 460 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 THERE WAS, LIKE, SOME NEW GUY BACK THERE. 461 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 YEAH, SORRY. THAT BAD? 462 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 HE WAS TERRIBLE. 463 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 HE DID THE FOAM LIKE HE WAS AFRAID OF IT. 464 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 OH, HE IS AFRAID OF IT. 465 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 HE ACTUALLY HAD A COUPLE ACCIDENTS. 466 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 OH, YEAH? 467 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 ROBERT! 468 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 ANYTHING GOOD IN THERE? 469 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 YEAH, I CAN, UH, EITHER SIGN UP FOR A CLOWN CLASS... 470 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 NICE. 471 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 ...OR GO ON THIS CRAPPY OPEN CALL. 472 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 WOW. 473 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 YOU GONNA GO? 474 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 OH, YEAH. 475 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 NO. 476 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 MUST BE NICE. 477 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 WHAT? 478 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 NO, I MEAN, TO BE ABLE TO TURN DOWN AUDITIONS. 479 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE FAMOUS. 480 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 OH. YEAH. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. 481 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 SORRY. I AM VERY BIG. 482 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 OH, YEAH. HUGE. 483 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 YEAH? NO, THAT IS GREAT. 484 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 YEAH. 485 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 LOOK, I'M GONNA SOUND A THOUSAND YEARS OLD HERE, 486 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 BUT YOU REACH A CERTAIN POINT IN YOUR LIFE, 487 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 YOU GOT TO DRAW A LINE. 488 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I GOT IT. YOU'RE RETIRED. 489 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 [ Scoffing ] NO! 490 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 NO, I TOTALLY GET IT. 491 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT, 492 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 AND NOW YOU ARE GONNA START A REALLY AWESOME GARDEN. 493 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 GWEN! 494 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 OKAY, YOU'RE A WRITER. 495 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE ON "CRY BOBBY"? 496 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 YEAH. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M WRITING ON CUPS. 497 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 THIS IS GOOD. 498 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 499 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 SO... 500 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 MOM MAKING DINNER? 501 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 ALBERT, HOW WAS SCHOOL -- GOOD? 502 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 TOOL SHED? 503 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 AW, COME ON. 504 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 GUYS, HEADPHONES OFF. 505 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 LUCY, COME ON -- YOU TOO. I WANT TO TALK. 506 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS IN A WHILE. 507 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 WHAT'S UP? 508 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 UH, NOTHING. 509 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I GOT A 98 ON MY BIOLOGY. 510 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 YEAH, YEAH! 511 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 HOW ABOUT YOU, ALBERT? 512 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 YOU SAW "BORAT," RIGHT, DAD? 513 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 YES, I DID. TURN IT OFF. 514 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 HEY, ALBERT, WHY DON'T YOU TELL DAD 515 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 WHY YOU WERE IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE TODAY? 516 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 517 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 NOTHING. SHUT UP, UGLY. 518 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 ALBERT, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 519 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 WHAT HAPPENED? ALBERT! 520 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 WHAT'D HE DO? 521 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 OKAY, ALEXIS SAID THAT HIM AND MATTHEW 522 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 WERE IN SCIENCE LAB TOGETHER, 523 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 AND YOU KNOW MR. ENRIGHT, WITH THE HEARING-AID THING? 524 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000 WELL, THEY MADE A BET TO SEE WHO COULD SAY "DILDO" 525 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 THE LOUDEST WITHOUT HIM HEARING IT. 526 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 "DILDO"? 527 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 HOW -- HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW... 528 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 O-OKAY, COME ON, ALBERT. 529 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 530 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 I GOT TO HEAR THIS STUFF. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 531 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 DAD, I KNOW. 532 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 [ SIGHS ] AND I KNOW I-IT'S YOUR FRIEND, 533 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 YOU'RE JUST PLAYING AROUND, BUT... 534 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE REACHING AN AGE NOW -- 535 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 12, 13... 536 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. A LOT OF STUFF IS HAPPENING. 537 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT. 538 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 539 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 540 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 UGH. 541 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 542 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 ALL RIGHT, DAD, BYE. BYE, DAD. 543 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 [ LOCKS CLICK ] JUST, GUYS...LISTEN. 544 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 THIS GOES FOR YOU, TOO, LUCY. 545 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 YOU'RE AT AN AGE... 546 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 THERE'S A LOT OF SEXUAL CROSSROADS COMING UP. 547 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 OH, GOD. 548 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 LOOK, THIS IS A CRUCIAL STRETCH OF YEARS FOR BOTH YOU GUYS. 549 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE LIFE... 550 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 ONE WRONG TURN... 551 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 552 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I HAD A FRIEND, AND -- AND -- 553 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 AND WE DID A LOT OF STUFF TOGETHER, 554 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 A LOT OF THINGS, ALL THE TIME, 555 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 AND THEN JUST... ONE GUY JUST GOES ONE WAY 556 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 AND ANOTHER GUY GOES ANOTHER WAY. 557 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 HE'S DEAD NOW. HE DIED. 558 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 HE DIED IN A TUB -- 559 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 HE DROWNED -- WITH THAT MUCH WATER IN IT. 560 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 HIS DOG FOUND HIM. 561 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 [ LOCKS CLICK ] 562 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 OKAY. BYE. OKAY. 563 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 GUYS, I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. 564 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 ALL RIGHT. 565 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 [ CAR DOORS CLOSE ] 566 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 567 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000 NO, I-I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY. NOT TOMORROW -- WEDNESDAY. 568 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 569 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 570 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 COME. 571 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 UM, LAWRENCE IS GONNA LOCK CARS FOR ME TONIGHT 572 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 SO I CAN TAKE MICHAEL TO THE SOCCER GAME, 573 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 SO...SEE YOU TOMORROW. 574 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 BRUCE IS GONNA START TRAINING MARCUS 575 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 TO TAKE OVER AS SALES MANAGER. 576 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES, WORK THEM OUT. 577 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS DOWN THE ROAD. 578 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 [ SCOFFS ] 579 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 NO PROBLEM. 580 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 GOOD. 581 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 [ BRIEFCASE LATCHES CLICK ] 582 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 SO, I GUESS THAT -- THAT WHOLE THING 583 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 ABOUT KEEPING IT ALL IN THE FAMILY -- 584 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT, HUH? 585 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 GO AHEAD. 586 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 "GO AHEAD"? 587 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 [ LAUGHS ] 588 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I GOT TO DO THE TALKING NOW? 589 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 [ LAUGHS ] 590 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 YOU'RE THE ONE CHANGING THIS SHIT ALL UP. 591 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 YOU GO AHEAD. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 592 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT I'M MOVING ON. 593 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU TO PROVE TO ME 594 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 THAT YOU'RE THE MAN THAT DESERVES THIS. 595 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 [ SCOFFS ] 596 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 OH, WHAT? 597 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO TURN ALL THIS OVER TO YOU BECAUSE? 598 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 DADDY, I WORK MY ASS OFF AROUND HERE. 599 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 NO, SIR. NO, SIR. NO, SON. 600 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 COMING IN THAT DOOR ALL LATE, LONG LUNCHES, 601 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 YOU'RE LEAVING EARLY. 602 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 MY NUMBERS ARE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY ELSE'S. 603 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 I NEED A FACE FOR THE COMPANY. 604 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 MARCUS -- HE WORKS HARD. HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF. 605 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 YOU -- YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR ALL SLOPPY, 606 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 BREATHING HARD JUST WALKING FROM THE CAR, 607 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 SHOOTING UP AT YOUR DESK WITH YOUR NEEDLES. 608 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 SON, YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT. 609 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 [ SOBS ] 610 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 [ SNIFFLES ] 611 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 OKAY. 612 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Good morning. This is your 6:00 A.M. wake-up call. 613 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 THIS IS YOUR 6:00 A.M. WAKE-UP CALL. 614 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Today is Tuesday, April 6. TODAY IS TUESDAY, APRIL 6. 615 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 The temperature is... 616 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 57! 56. 617 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 SHIT. 618 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 [ AMERICA'S "VENTURA HIGHWAY" PLAYS ] 619 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 MORNING. 620 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 EASY, GUYS, EASY. 621 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW, 622 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A WOMAN IN THE STORE -- WHOO! 623 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 LIKE A FANTASY WOMAN. 624 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 LET ME GUESS -- BIG BOOBS? 625 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 OH, YEAH, HE LIKES 'EM BIG. 626 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I DO. I DO LIKE 'EM BIG. 627 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 ALL RIGHT, UH, YOU WANT TO START OFF A FAST PACE 628 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 OR SLOW -- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 629 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 ♪ SOME PEOPLE SAY ♪ 630 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 BRING IT. 631 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 ♪ THIS TOWN DON'T LOOK GOOD IN SNOW ♪ 632 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 LET'S GO. 633 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Joe: I DON'T LIKE CRAZY-LOOKING BOOBS, YOU KNOW? 634 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 I GOT MY LIMITS. 635 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Terry: OF COURSE YOU DO. 636 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 ♪ VENTURA HIGHWAY ♪ 637 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 ♪ IN THE SUNSHINE ♪ 638 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 ♪ WHERE THE DAYS... ♪ 639 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I SAW MY ASS IN THE MIRROR THE OTHER DAY. 640 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 YEAH? HOW WAS IT? NOT GOOD. 641 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 I GOT, LIKE, AN EXTRA CREASE WHERE THERE WASN'T ONE. 642 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN NICE FOR YOU. 643 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 OH, YEAH, YOU SEE THESE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, 644 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 LIKE WHERE THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING. 645 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 OH, HOLD ON. 646 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 WHAT, IS THERE A DOMINO'S ON TOP OF THE HILL? 647 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 DICK. 648 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 649 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 ANYWAY, I LOOKED THESE UP ON THE INTERNET. 650 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 THEY'RE CALLED "KERNS." CAIRNS. 651 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 RIGHT, RIGHT -- CAIRNS. 652 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 EACH ROCK REPRESENTS, LIKE, A SPIRITUAL TRIBUTE TO SOMEBODY 653 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 OR A MEMORIAL OR SOMETHING. 654 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 IT'S PRETTY COOL. YEAH. 655 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 NICE. YOU'RE DICKING AROUND WITH KARMA. 656 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT. 657 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 YOU'RE NOT ALL RIGHT. 658 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 YOU JUST KNOCKED OVER SOME GRANDMOTHER'S SOUL. 659 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 [ OWEN WHEEZING ] 660 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 HEY. 661 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 HEY, MAN. 662 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 OH, SHIT! OWEN! 663 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 IT'S OKAY. HE'S BREATHING. 664 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 HELP ME TURN HIM OVER. 665 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 OH, THIS MUST BE A DIABETIC THING. 666 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 [ GRUNTS ] 667 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 I DON'T HAVE MY CELL. 668 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 AND OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CELL. 669 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE -- 670 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 671 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 LADY! EXCUSE ME. YOU GOT A CELLPHONE? 672 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 IT'S IN MY CAR. 673 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A HOSPITAL RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD. 674 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 OPEN THAT DOOR. 675 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 [ GRUNTING ] 676 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 FEET IN. 677 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 PUSH. PUSH, PUSH. 678 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 ALL RIGHT. 679 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 680 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 BELT HIM. BELT HIM UP. 681 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 682 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 ALL RIGHT, LADY. COME ON, MOVE IT, MOVE IT. 683 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 HOLY SHIT. THAT'S HER -- THAT'S THE FANTASY LADY. 684 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Terry: HUH? 685 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 HER? YEAH. 686 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 FAKE BOOBS, MAN. 687 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 688 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 YEAH, TOTALLY FAKE. NO, LOOK AT THE WAY 689 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 THEY MOVE. 690 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 WATCH IT! 691 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 [ TIRES SCREECH, THUMP ] 692 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 LET'S GO. 693 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Woman on P.A.: DR. ROSS TO THE O.R. 694 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 DR. ROSS TO THE O.R. 695 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 696 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 [ SIGHS ] 697 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 HEY. HELLO, OWEN. 698 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 BUDDY. 699 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 HEY, SWEETIE. 700 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 HEY. 701 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 WHAT HAPPENED? 702 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Doctor: OWEN. OWEN. 703 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 I'M DR. ZINN. 704 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 YOU HAD A DIABETIC SEIZURE. 705 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 HE SAID YOUR BLOOD SUGAR WAS BELOW 40. 706 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THIS MORNING? 707 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 NOTHING. 708 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OWEN. 709 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 710 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 HEY, DAD. HI, DAD. 711 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 HEY. 712 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Dr. Zinn: SO, YOUR BLOOD SUGAR'S ALREADY BACK TO NORMAL, 713 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 BUT WE'RE GONNA MONITOR IT FOR THE TIME BEING. 714 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000 AND THE BROKEN NOSE SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 3 TO 4 WEEKS TO HEAL. 715 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 BROKEN NOSE? 716 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 YOU FAINTED, DUDE. YOU FELL FLAT ON YOUR FACE. 717 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 THAT WAS SCARY. 718 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 NO KIDDING. 719 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 DID YOU SEE IT? 720 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 YES. NO. 721 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 NO, HE SAW IT. 722 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 WELL, YEAH, I-I -- 723 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 H-HE COULDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE HE WAS... 724 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 HE DID SEE IT. 725 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 WE WERE THERE, BUT WE WEREN'T -- I MEAN, 726 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 WE WEREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 727 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 YEAH. 728 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000 UH... 729 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 SAW THE FANTASY WOMAN. 730 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Melissa: WHO'S THE FANTASY WOMAN? 731 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000 OH, Y-- OH, US? 732 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000 [ PLAYING CARDS WHOOSH, CHIPS CLATTER ] 733 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 [ Dial tone ] 734 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 [ DIALING ] 735 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 [ Ringing ] 736 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 SONIA: Hello? 737 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 HEY, IT'S ME. 738 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Oh. Hi. 739 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 HEY, I JUST WANTED TO CALL 740 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 'CAUSE, WELL, OWEN'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 741 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 What?! 742 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S OKAY. 743 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000 WE WENT HIKING -- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HIKING A LOT. 744 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 UH, BUT I GUESS OWEN DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT OR SOMETHING. 745 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 AND, ANYWAY, HE FAINTED. 746 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Oh! YEAH, BUT HE'S OKAY. 747 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Wow. 748 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 He could have really gotten hurt. 749 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 WELL, HE DID BREAK HIS NOSE. 750 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Really? YEAH. 751 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING -- 752 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 THE NOSE WAS OUR FAULT. 753 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 ME AND TERRY, WE WERE TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL, 754 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000 AND WE WERE, UM, ARGUING... ABOUT WHICH WAY TO GO, 755 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 AND WE ALMOST HIT A CAR, 756 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 AND OWEN HIT HIS NOSE ON THE DASHBOARD. 757 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Oh! 758 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 BUT WE TOLD HIM THAT HE HIT IT WHEN HE FAINTED. 759 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Mm. 760 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 SHOULD WE TELL HIM THE TRUTH? 761 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Uhh... 762 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 I'VE BEEN KIND OF THINKING ABOUT IT. 763 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 HEY, YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEWHERE 764 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 AND -- AND WE COULD, I DON'T KNOW -- 765 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 AND WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT? 766 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 IT'S JUST BEEN SUCH A WEIRD DAY. 767 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 AND I, UH... 768 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000 YOU KNOW, WE COULD DISCUSS IT A LITTLE, AND... 769 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000 ALSO... 770 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 UH, I QUIT GAMBLING. 771 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 AND THEN -- AND THEN THE OWEN THING, I JUST DON'T KNOW. 772 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TELL HIM OR NOT. 773 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I don't think you need to tell him right now. 774 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Wait until he gets better. 775 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED TO TELL HIM. 776 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 I should -- I should call Melissa and see how she's doing. 777 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 OH, YEAH, YOU SHOULD. YEAH, CALL HER. 778 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Okay. Let me go. I'll do that right now. 779 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Thanks, Joe. 780 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE. 781 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Bye. 782 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] 783 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 784 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 [ ALL REHEARSING LINES ] 785 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Actor: HE'S THE ONE THEY KILLED, 786 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 [ Voice breaking ] BUT HOW COME I'M THE ONE WHO FEELS DEAD? 787 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I'M DEAD INSIDE, MOM. I'M DEAD INSIDE. 788 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 789 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 790 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 THANKS, JON. 791 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 WHEW. 792 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 UH, LET'S SEE... 793 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 TERRY? 794 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I DON'T HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE, IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO -- 795 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 NO. 796 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 NO, THANKS. YOU GO AHEAD, MAN. 797 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 [ JUDE'S "OUT OF L.A." PLAYS ] 798 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 ♪ THIS TOWN'S GOT TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS ROOTS ♪ 799 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW... ♪ 800 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 HEY, ANNIE. 801 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 HEY! 802 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I JUST AUDITIONED FOR "CRY BOBBY." 803 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 NICE! YEP. 804 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000 GOT TO WAIT AROUND FOR TWO HOURS, 805 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 AND THEN SOME GUY IN THE ROOM GETS A STANDING OVATION, 806 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "TERRY." 807 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 OHH. YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME. 808 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 THEN I GET IN THE ROOM AND I GET TO DO THE SCENE, 809 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 AND THEY SAY, "DO IT AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME, HOTTER." 810 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 HOW DID THAT GO? 811 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, GOOD. I KIND OF NAILED IT. 812 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000 REALLY?! 813 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 YOU GONNA GET A CALLBACK? 814 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 GOD, I HOPE NOT. 815 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 ANYWAY, UM... 816 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 THANKS FOR THE PUSH. 817 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 IT WAS GOOD TO BE OUT THERE... 818 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000 KINDA. 819 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 GOOD. 820 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 UH... 821 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 AND I WA-- I WAS WONDERING IF -- 822 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 SURE. OF COURSE. YEAH. 823 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 I DIDN'T -- 824 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 NO, IT'S STILL YES. 825 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 UH, I'M SORRY -- WERE YOU NOT ASKING ME OUT? 826 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 NO, NO, I WAS. 827 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 OKAY, THEN. WELL, I GET OFF AT MIDNIGHT. 828 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 MIDNIGHT? 829 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 IS THAT TOO LATE FOR YOU? 830 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 NO, IT'S FINE. 831 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 I'LL, UH, I'LL HAVE MY NURSE WAKE ME. 832 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 [ Laughing ] OKAY. 833 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 834 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 [ OWEN GRUNTS ] 835 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 DAMN! [ GRUNTS ] 836 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 DADDY'S MAKING WEIRD NOISES. 837 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 GUYS, JUST...BE QUIET AND PLAY, ALL RIGHT? 838 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 WHAT IS IT, OWIE? 839 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 IT'S JUST, UH... 840 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN. 841 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 842 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000 I MEAN MY FATHER SAID THAT I WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT. 843 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 THAT MAN. 844 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 THAT I DON'T -- I DON'T REPRESENT 845 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 A GOOD FACE FOR THE COMPANY, AND -- 846 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 DO NOT THINK ABOUT YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW. 847 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 OKAY? OKAY. 848 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS ALL OUT. 849 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE. 850 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 851 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT I GOT TO DO IT. 852 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I MEAN, I'M 48. 853 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 I'M FORTY-MOTHER-OF-SHIT-EIGHT! 854 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 OOH! OOH! 855 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Owen: SORRY, GUYS. 856 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 WE DON'T USE THOSE KIND OF WORDS, OKAY? 857 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 JAMIE SAID "BITCH" ONCE. 858 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I DID NOT, LIAR! 859 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 WHEN WE LOST THE RABBIT. 860 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LET HIM OUT TO DIG A HOLE! 861 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 HE DID DIG A HOLE! 862 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 STOP IT! 863 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 OKAY, LISTEN. 864 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 IF -- IF YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF FROM THE DEALERSHIP, 865 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 YOU KNOW, TO TRY TO -- TRY TO FIGURE THINGS OUT, 866 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000 THEN... I COMPLETELY SUPPORT YOU. 867 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 WHEW! THAT'S NOT TRUE. [ SIGHS ] 868 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 WHAT? 869 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 IT JUST CAME OUT. 870 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 LISTEN, YOU JUST -- YOU GOT TO KEEP WORKING, 871 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 BECAUSE WE JUST HAD A BABY, 872 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 AND WE'VE JUST RENOVATED THE HOUSE. 873 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 WE'RE RENOVATING. WELL, OKAY. 874 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 WELL, MAYBE NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE, 875 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 BUT IN A MONTH OR TWO, THEN -- 876 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 OWEN, THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS HAVE JUST STARTED. 877 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 WE CAN BARELY GET THROUGH AS IT IS. 878 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I MEAN, I-I COULD GET A JOB, 879 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 BUT THEN THE MONEY WOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE NANNY. 880 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000 WELL, MAYBE...WHEN THE HOUSE IS DONE AT THE END OF AUGUST. 881 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 THAT HOUSE IS NOT GONNA BE DONE BY THE END OF AUGUST. 882 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE, YOU KNOW? 883 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,000 SO LISTEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP ON WORKING, HONEY, YOU KNOW? 884 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 I MEAN, THE KIDS. 885 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,000 THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE'RE DOING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW? 886 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000 YOU WORK, AND WE GROW OLD TOGETHER, 887 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 AND WE'RE HAPPY 'CAUSE WE HAVE MONEY 888 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000 'CAUSE YOU NEVER QUIT YOUR JOB 889 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 WHEN YOU WERE FORTY-MOTHER-OF-SHIT-EIGHT. 890 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 RIGHT? 891 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 YEAH. 892 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I LIKE YOUR STICKER. 893 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I'M THE HULK. 894 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 [ LAUGHS ] 895 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] 896 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000 [ ENVELOPE RUSTLES ] 897 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES, ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY ] 898 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF, MUSIC STOPS ] 899 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 HEY, YOU JOE? 900 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 YEAH. 901 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 [ CAR DOOR OPENS ] 902 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 BURT, RIGHT? 903 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 YEAH. I GO BY "MANFRO." 904 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 AND, HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW 905 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000 YOU WERE THE JOE FROM THE STORE. 906 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 I BOUGHT SOME SHIT HERE ONCE. 907 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE BIG PLASTIC PUMPKINS. 908 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 YOU KNOW, HUGE? 909 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 WHAT, FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY? 910 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 NO, JOE, I'M LIVING IN IT. 911 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 YEAH -- HALLOWEEN. 912 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 HEY, LOOK, MAN, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU OR NOTHIN', 913 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 BUT I GOT TO MEET SOMEBODY OVER THAT DAMN HILL. 914 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 SO, I THINK IT'S $2,200? 915 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 YEAH, $2,200. 916 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 GOOD. GOOD. 917 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS PLACE IS BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER IT. 918 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PLACE BEING THIS BIG. 919 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 HEY, I DON'T GOT IT. 920 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 WHAT? 921 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 I DON'T HAVE IT. 922 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 923 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF IT? 924 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 NO. 925 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 YOU GOT A STORE, JOE. 926 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME MONEY TO PAY, AM I RIGHT? 927 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 YEAH. 928 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 I DON'T HAVE IT. 929 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 AH! 930 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000 JUST ONCE, CAN THINGS GO EASY FOR ME? 931 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000 I GOT TO CALL ANGIE NOW. 932 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 933 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 WHAT'S HE GONNA SAY? 934 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 "SHE." IT'S MY MOM. 935 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 YOUR MOM? 936 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 YEAH, MY MOM. 937 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 WE RUN THIS SHITBOX TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? 938 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 YEAH, HEY, MA. IT'S ME. 939 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000 YEAH, LISTEN, THAT JOE GUY -- 940 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000 HE AIN'T GOT THE $2,200. 941 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 NONE OF IT. 942 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000 WHAT? NO. HE'S GOT A STORE. HE'S GOOD FOR IT. YEAH, YEAH. 943 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 YOU REMEMBER THAT BIG PUMPKIN I CAME HOME WITH THAT TIME? 944 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 YOU REMEMBER IT. 945 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 YOU DON'T REMEMBER A 4-FOOT PLASTIC PUMPKIN? 946 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 NEVER MIND. I GOT TO GET OVER THE HILL. 947 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000 AND THE CAR IS ON "E." THANKS A LOT. 948 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 949 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CLEAN IT ONCE IN A WHILE? 950 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT -- I GOT IT. 951 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 WHAT? I GOT THE MONEY. 952 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 CALL YOU BACK. 953 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 954 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 I GOT THE MONEY. I DIDN'T THINK I HAD IT. 955 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 I HAD IT IN MY POCKET. 956 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN -- I THOUGHT I HAD IT LOCKED UP. 957 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 YOU'RE WEIRD, JOE. 958 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000 $2,200. ALL RIGHT. 959 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 GOOD ENOUGH. 960 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 SLATE'S CLEAN. BACK TO EVEN, JOE. 961 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 YEAH. 962 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 LIKE SISYPHUS, RIGHT? 963 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 WHAT? 964 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 SLATE'S CLEAN. I'M... 965 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 I'M PUSH-- I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL, 966 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 LIKE THE GREEK GUY. 967 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS. 968 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 ANYWAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT IF YOU NEED SOMETHING. 969 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 970 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 HEY, HOLD ON. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 971 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 YOU'RE GOING OVER THE HILL, RIGHT? 972 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Joe: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM, 973 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 BUT IF WE DO, YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS? 974 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Manfro: YEAH, I'LL KILL HIM. I HATE POSSUMS. 975 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 POSSUM ATE MY WHOLE TOMATO GARDEN ONCE. 976 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 YEAH, BUT THIS WOULD BE A-A GOOD THING. 977 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 THIS WOULD BE A MERCY THING. 978 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 I'LL STILL DO IT. 979 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 I DON'T KNOW IF HE COULD HAVE GOT THIS FAR. 980 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 SHIT. THAT'S HIM. 981 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 WOW! 982 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 THAT'S A BIG MOTHER. 983 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 YEAH. 984 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 I THINK YOU'RE GOOD, JOE. 985 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000 THAT THING'S DEAD. 986 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 YEAH. 987 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 HE'S DEAD. 988 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 IT'S BEEN FUN. 989 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 990 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 JUST, UH... 991 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 HERE -- DO ME A FAVOR. HOLD THIS LIGHT FOR ME. 992 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 RIGHT OVER HERE. I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING. 993 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 YOU'RE A LITTLE WEIRD, JOE. 994 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Marcus: I'M TELLING YOU, THE BULLS GAVE THE LAKERS 995 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 ALL THEY COULD HANDLE. 996 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 HEY, IN HIGH SCHOOL, I MADE A SHOT ON KIRK HINRICH. 997 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 MADE A LAYUP. 998 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 YOU DIDN'T PLAY NO BASKETBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 999 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000 WHAT, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAD A MIDGET BASKETBALL TEAM? 1000 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 HE WAS FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER. 1001 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 YOUR BROTHER NEVER KNEW KIRK. 1002 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Looks like somebody's having a bad day. 1003 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 OWEN KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MIKE TYSON 1004 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 AFTER THE BUSTER DOUGLAS FIGHT. 1005 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1006 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 GOOD ONE. 1007 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 DUCKS ON THE POND, GENTLEMEN. 1008 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 OH, NO, NO, NO, LITTLE LAWRENCE. 1009 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 THIS ONE'S ALL MINE, BABY. SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK. 1010 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 YOU'RE IN LUCK, BOSS. 1011 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 I'M WEARING MY DUCK-HUNTING SUIT. 1012 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 WATCH AND LEARN, FELLAS. 1013 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 WHATEVER, MAN. 1014 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 WATCH AND LEARN. 1015 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000 FEEL FREE TO TAKE SOME NOTES IF Y'ALL WANT -- 1016 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 OH, SHIT! 1017 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 HOW YOU DOING? 1018 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 1019 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1020 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. 1021 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] 1022 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 THIS IS AN $800 SUIT! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 1023 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000 [ THE MARMALADES' "REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE" 1024 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000 PLAYS LOUDLY IN EARPHONES ] 1025 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000 GOOD MORNING. 1026 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 [ Loudly ] GOOD MORNING! 1027 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000 ♪ I'M CHANGING, ARRANGING ♪ 1028 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,000 ♪ I'M CHANGING, I'M CHANGING ♪ 1029 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 ♪ EVERYTHING ♪ 1030 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,000 ♪ OH, EVERYTHING AROUND ME ♪ 65264

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