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"married to medicine l.A."...

[ laughs ]
I'm done with this sh--.

Every time that I'm talking,
you're giggling.

You lost all your street cred.

Don't you two live
in beverly hills?

[ laughter ]

what street cred
are we talking about?

Have a good night. I'll see
you guys in the morning.

How do you have intimacy
if your kid

sleeps in the bed with you?
- Well, you don't, really.

♪♪♪

are you dying for me
to come out there?

I mean, I got work to do.

I'm not going to beg my husband
to spend time with me.

I was just like,
"I wanna get a divorce."

you gotta talk to your son.

Tell him as soon as you can.

I have been going through a lot,

and I...

Will just go ahead...

And let you guys know...

♪♪♪

I do feel bad
that he's so far away.

But at the same time,
phil and I--we are separated.

- Oh, my god! Are you serious?!
- We are separated.

And we are getting a divorce.

♪♪♪

- what?!
- Ohh!

♪♪♪

- yeah, we're getting a divorce.
- Girl...

♪♪♪

- ooh, I'm sick.
- Are you okay?

It's been really bad.

Are you okay?

I mean, I'm--
it's been, like, three weeks.

Do--is this something
you want?

It is, and I think in the end,

it's something that he wants,
too.

When we met, I wanted somebody
who made me feel safe,

and that's what I got.
- Yeah.

And I also wanted somebody
who would help me,

you know, raise my son...

[ voice breaking ]
and that's what I got.

[ crying ]

[ whispers ] I'm sorry, imani.

♪♪♪

- it's okay.
- [ sniffles ]

you know we're here for you.

- So--
- you know that, right?

But you also have to open up
and let us

be there to support you.
- Well--

that's what girlfriends
are here for.

Well, that's what I'm doing,
and it took me--

I need--I needed time
to process this.

- I know.
- I couldn't...

I know, I know.

I'm just in shock.
I'm just in shock.

It was just really, really hard,

and it's still--
it's really, really hard.

[ whispers ] I know.

It's really hard,
but, you know, it's--

we just grew apart.

Yeah.

So you, like, you're gonna
get divorced divorced?

I mean, for years, it's been
like we've been kinda

going through motions,
and we both said that.

Like, marriages take
a lot of work.

- Absolutely.
- Every day.

- It's every single day.
- And they just...

We were willing to work
on our own stuff, but not--

- but not each other.
- Yeah, and that's it.

- It sucks, though.
- Of course.

- We're all, like, in shock.
- Yeah, I'm just in shock.

♪♪♪

but, imani, let me just tell you

that I know
this can consume you,

and that now that we know,

if you wanna talk
about other stuff,

'cause sometimes you just
wanna get away

and you just wanna just be you,
don't hesitate.

We'll come have sleepovers
if you want.

[ laughter ]
- whoo!

Uh-huh. [ laughs ]

well, look, I appreciate that.
I really do.

But what we can do is this.

We can, you know,
have a girls' getaway,

you know, if--if you will.

Will this make you feel better?
Will this get your groove back?

- It would--yeah.
- We're here for you.

And we're there to support you.

You'll forget all about
this divorce

by the time we finished
with the weekend.

[ laughs ] right.

I wanna give you a hug.
I'm still in shock.

- I'm sad. I'm like...
- No, you're--

- no, it's--it's fine. It--
- I don't like it.

No, I mean, it's not--

look, I don't like it either
right now, but...

- But, you know, when it's for--
- when it's--

- when you have to have it...
- Right, it has to happen.

...You get it, and it's not
always a sad thing.

Sometimes it's actually
a good thing.

- Right.
- Come on.

Let's all get something to eat.
We haven't eaten anything.

This is new for imani
to open up to people

and let them into her story.

Imani...Told everybody!

Girl, come here!
Look at you!

It was a tough thing
for her to do,

but I'm so proud that
she feels comfortable enough

to tell us all this, you know,
very sensitive information.

- I have to get g., but...
- Okay.

- I cannot wait for our trip.
- Yeah.

- And nice seeing everyone.
- I gotta run out

and get my two little munchkins,
too, from kids club.

Let's go out together.
Bye, everybody.

- Bye.
- Bye, imani.

- Be safe.
- Bye.

- See you soon.
- Jazzy...

[ lowered voice ]
that was so sad.

I couldn't breathe.

I just can't imagine what
she's going through,

and I feel like
it's so important

that we're there for her.
- [ whispers ] I know.

It feels good to just
let it out,

and you know,
be in a safe space...

- Yeah.
- ...With women who get it.

- Right.
- I'm proud of you for real.

- The liberated imani.
- Well, thank you.

- Okay.
- We also have to make sure

when she says, "I'm okay,
I'm doing good..."

that's what I'm saying.

- ...That she's actually okay.
- That's what I'm saying.

Right now, like, we really need
to be there.

Regardless of what
we go through as girlfriends,

I want imani to know
that I am here for her

and be a friend right now

because that is what matters
the most.

How you get outta here?
She wants us to stay.

Yeah, aw, poor baby.

We love you, mani.

♪ don't care what you say,
I'm on another level ♪

♪ all these other people
never really got their level ♪

♪ I'm keeping it and staying
with the sunlight ♪

♪ I'll be fine ♪

♪ and what it will uncover
when the time is right ♪

you know, what is it,
half of marriages end in divorce

and things like that?
- No, but the thing is,

is they fail, you know, where
does it leave the rest of us?

So that scares me.

It definitely made me wanna
rush home to you...

- Okay.
- ...And have sex with you,

like asap.
- Keep that attitude up.

- That attitude up.
- [ laughs ]

♪ other side, other side ♪

♪ and no one's gonna leave
when the soil gets dry ♪

have you been taking medication
for sleep every night?

Well, a couple of times,
I didn't,

but that's how I noticed
that I needed it.

Have you heard any voices at all
recently?

No, as long as I take
the medicine.

That's great.

♪ other side, other side ♪

♪ and no one's gonna leave
when the soil gets dry ♪

she said they grew apart.

- She said--
- just grew apart,

- she said--
- there was no, like,

things outside...
- Yeah. Yeah.

He wasn't seeing somebody else,
nothing crazy like that.

No, she was like, look,
"I wasn't happy.

You know, I haven't been happy
for a while."

we thought about her son idris.

Oh, sh--, yeah.

- 'cause you know, he has--
- he views--

- I mean, that's his dad.
- Yeah.

- He views him as his dad, 100%.
- He is his dad.

And I don't think
that's gon' change.

Yeah.

♪ ah ♪

♪♪♪

♪ ah ♪

♪♪♪

♪ ah ♪

♪♪♪

♪ ah ♪

♪♪♪

♪ ah ♪

♪♪♪

- hi, mama.
- Oh, hey, idris.

- How was your day?
- It was good.

Yeah? How was school today?

Math is drifting
from my favorite subject area.

What are you doing, algebra?

- Yeah.
- Algebra's great.

Wait till you get to calculus.
It's fun.

[ groans ]

like, stop being all,
"I don't wanna do this."

change is constant.
You gotta, like, change.

So...Here's my question.

Since me and phil told you
last week that we were

going to--that we're separated,

and that we're gonna get
a divorce...

Mm-hmm.

Like, has that--
was that something

that you were thinking about
in between your classes at all?

I don't really know how
to feel about it.

It's kinda--it was,
at the time,

I guess a mood killer. Like...
- Well, yeah.

It was one of the scenarios
in the back of my mind

from, like, all the things,

like, a family meeting
could have been.

Right.

- Yeah.
- Basically, I just want you

to know that you may go through
these cycles of emotions.

You go through, like,
depression.

You go through anger.
You go through, like, denial.

You go through acceptance,
and if you do,

it's fine, and if you do,
let me know.

Okay.

So...

Are you okay?

Well, I mean, I've been sad

for, you know,
quite some time.

He and I won't be together,
like, as husband and wife.

You know,
we'll still be a family,

so and phil is out of state,

but he'll come back
from time to time.

- Okay.
- You know?

And when he comes back,
you'll get a chance to see him.

Phil is the father figure
that idris has always known.

You know, they're really close.

Only time will tell if phil
will be able to maintain

a relationship with idris.

He's gonna have to put in effort

that he wasn't able to put in
with me.

So I'm gonna finish working.

- Yeah, but I have a question.
- Yes.

Is xbox time gonna change?

No, xbox time is not
gonna change, idris,

just because I'm getting a d--
idris, go play

a game or something, and, no,
xbox time's not gonna change.

Okay.

[ sighs ]

[ mutters ]

coming up...

Oh, we're not gonna do
nothin' crazy.

'cause I'm a respectable
married woman.

So you know,
with you being newly single...

[ squeals ]

♪♪♪

♪ let's go ♪

can't believe you're bringing
this big ol' suitcase

for a couple days.

Babe, I need a big suitcase
because I have to look good

for every situation
that could arise.

Well, I mean,
I guess the question is

what are you guys
actually doing?

Imani's going
through this divorce.

We wanna kinda lift her spirits,
build her up a little bit.

I need to get away,
and so do you,

and so do the rest
of all of us ladies,

so I'm inviting you this weekend
to palm springs.

Hell, yes!

Oh, we're not gonna do
nothin' crazy,

'cause I'm a respectable
married woman, okay?

But you know,
we're gonna have fun.

You get a bunch of black women
together,

we talk about our problems,
we cry a little bit,

we circle back,
cry a little bit more.

- Action-packed weekend for her?
- Yeah, I mean, it's kinda--

it's you know,
it's for her to get way.

Hopefully we can all come
back home

feeling refreshed and supported.

Shiny and bright.
This will be lit, right?

- Yeah, I'm sure it will be.
- Um...

What kind of top you wearing
with it?

- I mean, are you...
- Uh, something that shows

a lot of skin.
- So very revealing.

Oh, well...Well...
Well...

Now that I see imani and phil
headed for divorce,

you think yourself, well,
how do they get to that point?

Phil--he's always traveling,

and she's busy
with this, that, and the other.

You know, with you traveling,
and miney's still in the bed...

I think it can happen to anybody
if we don't be mindful of it.

Women--they superimpose
other people's relationships

no matter what it is.

But sometimes that can be
a helpful thing.

It can be, but sometimes it can
be a destructive thing as well.

It can be constructive
or destructive, so...

Yeah, that's probably true.

So you're taking
the granny panties?

[ laughter ]

babe! Granny undies
will keep me grounded.

Well, I'm used to 'em, so...

♪ I'm here to be real ♪

♪ so don't even ask about it ♪

[ chime ]

[ gasps ] hi!

Hey. Hey, girl, how are you?

I'm good. I'm getting excited.

Good. Yeah, I know. Are you, um,
are you packed up or no?

- I'm almost there.
- Yeah.

We're gonna have a party bus
that's gonna come to the house

so all the girls are
gonna meet here.

Nice.

And so are you still
thinking about driving?

Yeah, I am. Not that I don't
wanna join you guys, but...

- Oh, you gon' have fun, okay?
- Yeah, right.

Okay, okay, you know what?

Everybody has a job.
Everybody has to plan something.

- Are you ready?
- Yes, oh, I'm ready.

Coming into this weekend,
I asked every lady

to plan an activity that they
think we would all enjoy.

Hopefully everybody brings it.

If I were in charge
of three days

with these ladies, we would
all be lying by the pool.

There'd be no activities,

'cause all I wanna do
when I'm not at work is chill.

- I'm ready.
- Okay.

You're gonna love it.

♪ I take control of the floor ♪

♪ but that's for strategizing ♪

♪ future lookin' sunny,
smellin' like a flower ♪

♪ next I get the billion,
get a little louder ♪

I'm not bringing some
of this sh-- up.

What's up, what's up,
what's up?!

- Aah!
[ laughter ]

hey, you look palm spring-ready.
I cannot do, like,

the drinking without food.

Oh, my god. I'm starving.

I just had to, like--
hobart was so proud of me.

- Did you pump everything?
- I pumped this morning,

but it's a little bit engorged.
I got my lacti-cups in.

This is good, babe.

- Mmm.
[ knock on door ]

open up. It's the police.

Oh, god. That's britten,
talking about it's the police.

Why you have--
why you gotta do--

- [ squealing ]
- [ laughing ]

girl, you lookin' like--
I'm like, is she naked?!

- What is the...
- Excuse me.

What is the word with this?!

That is...

- Right? I got you.
- Right here.

- Okay, carmen sandiego.
- Right?

Hey!

This is what I love
about britten.

You never know what
you're gonna get

when she walks
through that door.

- An equestrian.
- Hey!

- The living dead.
- Whoa!

And now if anything
goes wrong...

- Where is she? No one knows.
- Right?

Nobody.

I can depend on carmen sandiego
to figure that sh-- out.

I'm so excited.

♪♪♪

[ singsongy ]
away from the baby!

Away from the baby,
away from hobart.

I thought about you last night,
too.

Listen, it's good to get away
from the hubby and the family.

It's important that we take care
of ourselves.

It was, like, two, three years
before I left the kids,

to be honest.
- Me, too.

Let me just show you guys
what I left this morning.

Aw!

Aw, snug bug. How cute is that?

So cute.

And hart's cute, too.

[ laughter ]

so happy to be here.

♪♪♪

who's the next cutie here?

- Hi! [ squeals ]
- the fun is here. Come on.

- You look so cute!
- Thanks.

♪♪♪

lia! [ laughs ]

♪♪♪

whoo!

- Whoo!
- Yes!

You don't know how bad
I need this.

I'll drink the bottle.
It doesn't matter.

A red cup--
it does not matter.

- Aw.
- They got red cups for us.

I feel like I'm beast
that's been kept in a cage.

- Yeah!
- [ cheering ]

and now I'm out.
I'm out, bitches.

- Are we ready to go?
- Yes, johnny.

- Are we ready to go?
- Yes, johnny, we are.

Whoo!

♪♪♪

to friendships
and a great trip.

- Whoo!
- Cheers.

Nique-nique is ready
to get loose, okay?

Well, no, she's not ready
to get loose,

but nique-nique is ready
go ham on the town.

Hey, hey! Bust it out.

- Palm springs!
- Whoo! Here we go!

♪♪♪

coming up...

Yo, I'm saying, that's...

That bitch fell into a pose.

[ laughter ]

jazmin fell and was like...
Pose.

♪♪♪

so what are you ladies
most excited about on this trip?

Bonding. I want us--I think
we should take this opportunity

to become as we possibly can.
- Absolutely.

Oh, my god, guys,
I feel the effects of it.

- What?
- Relax.

I'm getting horny.

[ laughter ]
- okay, you know what?

This was a bad idea.

That is a pre-existing
side effect with her.

- This is not--
[ laughter ]

- this was a bad idea.
- Hey!

Yes, yes!

Earlier today,
we had some treats.

Now the girl who doesn't drink
doesn't know anything

about eating treats.

- Oh, sh--. Oh, sh--.
- Britt, what?

Britt, you--britt.

I'm here to have fun,
hang out with the girls,

and you know,
it's supposed to "relax" me.

Okay, you know what?
I need some activated charcoal.

I need to get this
out of my system.

Can someone lead meditation?

I need to get this
out of my system.

Who wants to lead meditation?

It's when you out in the club,

and you like, "if I take
one more drink, it's over."

- are you getting paranoid?
- I am--I am so paranoid.

Oh, yeah. I'm-a get you.

[ laughter ]

I'm just gonna be quiet.

[ chuckles ] whoa.

Leave her alone.
Leave her alone.

Stop.

- She just flinched.
- Like...

Am I not supposed to use
my eyelids?

- Damn, jaz...
[ laughter ]

- you can't.
[ laughter ]

- right?
- You want to, and you can't.

[ laughs ]

I'm--I'm fine.

I don't know what to do
with my hands right now.

- She is--she's lit.
[ laughter ]

I'm not high at all.

And nobody's thinking
about imani right now.

Oh. No!

We forgot. We did forget.

- We forgot.
- We forgot.

[ line rings ]

- hello?
- Hi.

I'm in palm springs,
but I'm not at the house yet.

I love going to palm springs.

The vibe is just...
Black rat pack.

Like, two nights.

But, like,
instead of frank sinatra,

you just have to put in,
like, you know,

oprah and gayle
and michelle obama

into the mix. [ laughs ]

you did not take the bus--
the--

oh, the party bus? No.

I'm a very kind of, like,
chill, you know, person

when I'm on vacation.

And the rest of them
are married, right?

Yeah.

So they're--they're having
a weekend away.

They're gonna turn it up.

Yeah, I'm not really in a--
I'm not in a--

yeah, I'm not really
in a turn-it-up mood.

♪♪♪

I'm feeling good.
Who's feeling good?

Britt, you good?

[ laughter ]

I told you. It's fast-acting,
but when you ready.

What you wanna do, jaz?
What you wanna do?

- She's kickin' it!
- [ squeals ]

whoo! Look at that kick!

Look at that. Look at--
[ laughs ]

- fall out the door...
- [ laughs ]

the bus ride--the...
[ laughing ]

♪♪♪

we're getting there.

[ exhales deeply ]

yeah. Love it.

[ laughs ]

what?

This is where we end up
on the news.

No, I'm saying that's--
oh.

Did you--did you get--

that bitch fell into a pose.

[ laughter ]
- this is it!

[ laughter continues ]

this is where
it all falls apart.

♪♪♪

- hi. Are you imani?
- Hi. I am.

- Hi, imani.
- Hi.

My name's derek.
Let me get that for you, please.

Thank you. Oh, my god.
This is beautiful.

This is perfect.

I'll give you the whole tour
of the entire house.

- Yes, okay, perfect.
- Great. Excellent.

♪♪♪

this house--it's beautiful.

The décor is very contemporary.

The kitchen is huge.

- This is the master bedroom.
- Wow. Wow.

Obviously, king size bed.
I believe that is a cal king.

The vibe in here is exactly what
I wanted on this vacation.

So this is the master bathroom.

This is--question.

- Yes.
- Do you all have a toilet

with a bidet function?
- We don't.

Oh.

If a master bedroom had a bidet,
it would be perfect in here.

- Okay, fair enough.
- Yeah, yeah.

Bidets are life,
as far as I'm concerned.

- A very unnecessary critique.
- Always open to feedback.

Always open to feedback.
[ laughs ]

♪♪♪

I need food.
Like, I feel kinda--

yeah, I need a burger.

I feel like I haven't eaten
all morning.

♪♪♪

I'm-a get a little more wine.

- There's soda wine over here.
- Oh, yeah.

Let me see how many carbs.

Girl, I'm not about to play
with you

in this counting calories
this weekend.

Oh, they don't have
the nutrition facts.

That's how you know
it's too much, unh-unh.

Girl, drink your wine.
Drink your wine.

- You can have it.
- No. No.

Girl, you still gon' be skinny
and snatch--you can have it.

Don't let this one
near nobody's cornbread.

I got you.

Are you policing her food?

Girl, we're on vacation.

You can spare 30 calories
to have a sip.

That's too much sugar.

What happens to sugar?

- It turns into fat.
- Tell me more.

I don't need to tell you more.
I will show you more. Abs.

[ laughter ]
- girl, put your shirt back on.

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪

palm springs looks so poppin'.

Why are there
so many people here?

- I thought no one lived here.
- Yeah, this is holiday season.

It's holiday season.

You guys, I need to pump,
like, immediately.

- Oh, my god.
- My chest--it just hit me hard.

- Let's get you there.
- We're almost there.

I'm getting excited.

[ cheers and applause ]

this way? This way, right?

- It's only one way out.
- Okay.

Johnny, could you help me down?

Ooh, I gotta go pump,
like, immediately.

Johnny, can you bring
our bags in?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

[ doorbell rings ]
- open up.

We're excited to see you,
imani!

[ knock on door ]
- there she is.

Whoo!

Hey, babe, I gotta pump,
like, right now.

I'm in such much pain right now.

Okay, you know what?
Hello, hello.

- Hi.
- We'll say hi in a second.

But this is truly
an emergency.

Oh, yes!

- Hello.
- Ooh!

- Whoo!
- Cute and cozy.

Oh, my god. Look outside.

- Wowza.
- Oh, yes.

Imani did a good job
at picking out this house.

How cozy is this?

I mean, it'd be nice
if we had a gym, but it'll do.

- Thank you, girl.
- Mm-hmm.

♪♪♪

- she had to go pump.
- She did.

- She did.
- I just wanna sit.

There's a, um...
A cowboy in your kitchen.

I got a chef....

He's very nice.

I'm not cooking for
all these crazy-ass people.

I have
a few heirloom vegetables,

and I have a few, um,
pieces of meat.

But also, jazmin eats
out of a thimble,

and I'm not even meal prepping
for that.

Have you, um, assigned rooms?

I haven't assigned rooms.

And I'm like, y'all are grown.
You figure it out.

Okay.

[ clock ticking ]

oh!

♪♪♪

[ laughter ]

- aah! We found our room!
- [ squeals ]

oh, this is hers,
this is hers, this is hers.

I'm not gonna be cooped up
in a house

in some full-size bed, okay?
I need my own bathroom,

a nice, big bed.

- Aah!
- Wait.

This is my room.

You took the big room.

Hey.
That's fine, girl.

- I'll stay in here.
- There's gotta be more.

[ machine whooshing ]

- we should take this one.
- Where?!

Right here.

We're home!

I share a room with my husband
and two kids.

It's about the privacy.

Oh, I'm taking this room.

I'm willing to beat someone up
for the best room.

I love--
ooh, and a private bathroom.

It wasn't that bad.

You can room with kendra,
I guess,

'cause I already know these two.

Wait. [ whispers ]
it's your bed back there?

- It's a whole private side.
- Shut up!

Where's kendra?

Mm. Mm.

[ machine continues whooshing ]

coming up...

Between the two,
I'm choosing my baby.

Does mac make you feel
needed and wanted?

Not like my son.

- Oh, wow.
- Britt.

♪ real love, can you feel it? ♪
to the ceiling ♪

♪ can't stop, it's a party,
you can't stop, hey ♪

ooh, that smells so good. Yes.

I'm surprised that y'all
took this room.

- Why?
- It's just--it's very subdued.

I like this one
'cause you get a closet.

- So I was like, hold.
- Of course you do. [ chuckles ]

did you take my flamin' hots?

[ package rustling ]
- did I take 'em?

Those were my flamin' hots.

They were sitting
next to my purse on the bus.

All gone. I'm so hungry.

[ doorbell rings ]
- ♪ hey ♪

♪ put up your hands up
to the ceiling ♪

♪ you can't stop, hey, hey ♪

- hi, hello.
- How are you?

- Hi. Good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.

- Thank you for having me.
- Yeah, of course.

You wanna go inside or outside?

Let's do out here by the fire.
Looks perfect.

Okay, perfect.

Palm springs is
a very spiritual place

where people come
to decompress.

So for my activity,
I'm bringing in a shaman,

because even though I'm doctor,
I'm a psychiatrist,

I'm definitely into metaphysical
and mystical things.

[ ringing ]

love you.

Let me know if you need
anything.

Okay, great.

I know that I need a cleansing,

and a shaman
is a spiritual colonic.

- You look cute!
- Thank you.

I'm gonna reimagine myself
as a dominatrix.

I feel like I need to really
just embrace this

in my life now.
- Tell me more. I like this.

Can you get spanked?
Can he spank you at all?

A lot of men like that.

You're my kind of girl, imani.

I'm really, like, gettin'
to know a lot about you.

[ ringing ]

what's going on
with the "sharmin"?

The "sharmin" or the shaman?

- Sha.

Charmin you wipe your ass with.

The charmin--
we're good with the charmin.

He has been outside.
I know he was setting up,

so we should probably--
yeah, let me go--

oh, we're gonna be outside?

We're gonna be outside.
We all ready?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- We--we walking out.
- Hello. Come on over.

So this is our shaman
for the evening.

Hi. I'm shaman nabeel redwood.
Call me nabeel.

Yeah.

- What is a shaman?
- I don't know.

Is a shaman like a priest?

I keep thinking about shawarmas.

I don't know if
it's 'cause I'm hungry.

Suri, what is a shaman?

Shouldn't be listening.

I don't think god would like us

playing with shamans
and spirits.

It sounds like witchcraft,
hocus-pocus.

Mnh-mnh.

As a shaman, basically my goal
is to help people align

back
to their own natural power.

Having had an intuitive at
last year's party not go well...

- What is your resistance?
- About?

- How you judge other people.
- Who am I judging? I don't...

I need to clear the air, 'cause
it's like I can't even.

I'm a little bit leery
about having a shaman here.

I don't believe in it.

Would you trust a man
dressed like a jedi in training?

♪♪♪

so this part we're just doing

over your aura,
over your chakras,

your third eye, your crown,

and along the sides
of the aura.

Should you get the backside,
too,

'cause hers is probably dirty.

[ laughs ]

get on up in there. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, imani, I wanted
to just take a moment

and just do a little
more in depth healing.

If you guys step over here
for a minute,

we can have imani lay down,
and I'm just gonna do

a little bit of energy clearing
on you.

- Perfect.
- Do me a favor

and take the hat off
if you don't mind.

- Sure.
- So first, I just want you

to take a deep breath,
relax your body,

release that as you exhale.

He's like a water bender.

[ makes whooshing sound ]

[ exhales deeply ]

[ makes whooshing sound ]

oh, wow, he digged something
out of her.

Did he dig something
out of her?

- He did?
- [ blows ]

now that we've taken all
that gook out,

I wanna put some good energy
back in.

So if anybody wants to help,
you're welcome to join me.

- Sure.
- Positive. Not sexual energy.

Girl, she needs to get some
spirits up outta her.

I'm here, imani.

It's easy for them to come
out of her head,

'cause it's bald.

So first, hold your left
palm up, and as you inhale,

just imagine you're sort of
sucking energy

into your left hand, right?

So place your right hand
over her belly,

just keep breathing in this way
and exhaling that way.

Okay.

[ wind whistling ]

the mind is complex.

Placebo pills do work.

So, imani, if you need
some hocus-pocus

to go over this man,
that's what we're doing.

Perfect. Thank you.

- Did I do a good job?
- You did.

You're a perfect
shaman's assistant.

- Thank you. [ laughs ]
- [ laughs ]

I bless and consecrate you
in the name

of mother earth,

father sky and great spirit.

[ blows short puffs of air ]

go ahead and gently
blink your eyes open.

Now I'm super relaxed.

Even if this dude was
shaking chicken bones over me,

I just needed, like, help,
to get rid of all

the extra bullsh--.

That was awesome.
[ clapping ]

phil who? What song did he sing?

Happy to play my small role
in your healing journey.

This was great. It looks like
the food is plated,

so I think it's time to eat.
- Yes.

- Thank you again.
- Thank you so much.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

- Okay.
- I'm so hungry.

I don't wanna sit at the head
of the table,

but I'll sit right here.

- Looks good.
- Here's our cowboy.

- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.

- How you guys doing tonight?
- Hi.

I'm well. I'm well, you guys.
So tonight

I have prepared for you
a 3-course dinner.

First, we're gonna start off
with an apple walnut salad

with a little bit
of baby spinach,

and then right after that,

I'm gonna bring you guys
some coq au vin.

A black cowboy chef. Rawr.

[ laughs ]

- he is a 4-course meal himself.
- Right after that, I have

a flourless chocolate cake
with a raspberry compote...

[ gasps and whispers ]
looking forward to that.

With vanilla bean ice cream.
- Oh, I love it.

Oh, well, that's very nice.
Thank you.

No.

Nobody wants any bland meat...

But jazmin.

I'm starving.

So now that your energy
is cleansed...

Mm-hmm.

...What's the next step?

I have a lot of things
on the horizon in my life.

Like another man
or we talking about goals?

Goals. Realities.

But another man ain't bad.

I mean...One of the worst things
anyone's ever said,

but he was being honest.
He was like,

I always worried about there
being a compatibility issue.

He was like, "basically
I thought that I could grow

to love you..."

he said, "...Which I did."

but there's a difference between

being passionate
towards somebody

and, like, you know...

Did you feel no passion
for him?

I...I felt passionate
towards him,

but I wasn't getting passion
from him.

Why get married if you weren't
into her?

And then why are you telling her
about that?

Keep that sh-- to yourself.
Die with that secret.

You don't need to tell her that.
That's an asshole move.

Britt, does that concern you?

Yeah, of course,
because I feel like right now

me and mack are in that lull
where it's like,

like I said, we're two ships
passing in the night.

- Yeah.
- You know, he travels.

When he gets back,
he takes over.

- I go over and do some errands.
- Yeah.

And then when
when we're at home,

- yeah.
- ...We're, you know, business

with the kids
and running around,

the kids
sleep in the bed with us.

Like, if there's a choice
between the two,

I'm choosing my baby.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

That's--that's where
there's a problem.

And I love that feeling
of being needed and wanted.

You're not gonna lose that.
You're not gonna lose that.

Does mack make you feel
needed and wanted?

- Not like my son.
- Oh, wow. Britt.

That's that unconditional love.

So is--is your husband's.

♪♪♪

coming up...

- Is this the runway?
- [ cheering ]

because, bitch, this is what
44 looks like.

♪♪♪

does mack you feel needed
and wanted?

Not like my son.

- Oh, well...
- Britt...

That's that unconditional love.

So is your--your husband's.

When we took r.J. And kaela
out of that room

and was like, "don't come back
in our room,"

like, honey, we were
burning up those sheets,

like, all the time.

And it's important to have that,
to have that passion.

We've talked about this.

If the kids aren't in the bed,

then he gon' start rubbing
on that butt.

You know, you're like, "yeah!"

you getting that side action.

Let me get
that side action. [ laughs ]

we just wanna make sure
you're checking in with him

and making sure that you're,
like,

fulfilling your duty
as his wife.

Did he, um, call you
and tell you to say all this?

[ laughs ]

one hotel date
is not gonna cut it, britt.

You gotta keep it going.
It's a lot of upkeep.

- Consistency.
- Consistency, you know?

It's key.

Well, and kids need boundaries.
Like, it's, you know,

they--they need boundaries.
- No, that's true.

And kids thrive
off of boundaries.

- Yeah.
- 'cause they gotta know,

mommy and daddy have
their own life.

Mm-hmm, we did.

It's really hard being a mom
and a wife,

because you have to figure out
how to balance both worlds

and still make everybody happy.

You all need to spend time
together alone.

Make an effort
in the relationship,

even if it's tough for you,
you know?

Because you're busy.
You're doing everything.

I wanna stay happily married.

So I need to figure out how
to get us back on track.

I just have to commit to
the time, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

- Just start locking that door.
- Ooh!

Mark, the only thing

that I would change
about all of this is more.

I just would love more.
It was all so good--everything.

♪♪♪

my stomach is hurtin',
but I'm-a keep eatin'.

I'm full, but I'm still going.

One more bite.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

Everything was great.
Thank you again.

- Oh, my god.
- Thank you.

So, ladies, we're gonna change
into our sexy nightie

for the event that jaz
has planned.

Sexy time.

Are we gonna do
our gift exchange?

Mm-hmm.

Let's go get changed
in our nighties.

♪♪♪

I feel like I might as well
just go out in my outfit.

- Yeah, 'cause it's sexy?
- Yeah, it's super sexy.

I'm gonna dress like mrs. Claus.

- Don't be scared, okay?
- Okay.

Let's go work this runway.

Yeah!

♪♪♪

let's get situated
and call these ladies out.

- [ whispers ] yes, ready.
- Kendra to the stage, please.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

[ cheering and hooting ]

I'm santa's little helper.

[ cheering ]

...All of this is right now.

Because, bitch, this is what
44 looks like,

and that's all I want for
everybody to know that.

Okay!

[ cheering ]

I hope I look like that
when I'm an old lady, too.

- [ laughs ] hmm.
- [ laughs ]

[ cheering ]

- I got a gift for somebody.
- I do, too.

We all have gifts we brought.

We're actually a couple of weeks
away from christmas.

I know my husband's not gonna
give me

a christmas gift this year.

Everyone was assigned a person.

Who doesn't like presents?

Like, I want a christmas present
early, so let's do this.

- So...Okay.
- I'll go first.

Well, my gift is for you.

- Imani.
- What's this?

So you know,
with you being newly single...

It just is a gigantic penis
in this bag.

- Oh, yeah.
[ laughter ]

is this the...

What would you do
with this thing?

Oh, my god. [ laughs ]
oh, my god.

[ laughs ]

I mean... [ exhales deeply ]

I like it, though.

You went hard.

- You went very hard.
[ laughter ]

I can carry things around on it.

[ laughs ]

and it's got suction.

[ laughter ]

it's gon' wiggle the whole time.

- Thank you, shanique.
- You're welcome.

So, miss kendra,
special delivery, okay?

- All right?
- Ho-ho-ho!

So, kendra, I wanted you
to have some variety, okay?

Aah! The bullet?

You got the mini.
You got the regular.

Well, that one you can put
in your purse.

- [ laughs ]
- next.

Britten.

So that's a gift for you.

Oh, god.

- So this is for mack to wear?
- That's right.

It's not just our job
to please our husbands.

It's our husbands' jobs
to please us. Okay?!

Okay, well, I'll go next.
I got you, jazmin.

- I'll explain it.
- Okay.

- So--
- you want me to open it first?

Yeah. Go ahead.
It's like a...

"welcome to inglewood"
starter pack.

- Aah!
- Some bamboo earrings

and a shirt
from the inglewood swap meet.

You know, you were saying
I didn't have street cred,

so I had to my ass
into the swap meet.

Lia, I don't need a shirt to
tell me I'm inglewood's finest.

I already know that.

I got my street cred back.

Yes, you did.
Here's your gift, lia.

- [ laughs ]
- okay, I'm nervous.

Don't be.

Aw, I love this place.
House of intuition.

I am creative.

Um, yeah, it's just
a creative candle.

I got, um, this for lia.

To be honest,
I forgot to buy a gift.

It was my gift,
so I'm like why not--

- just go and regift it?
- Yeah.

And give it to her.

- I appreciate this.
- You're welcome.

It's really nice.

- Mrs. Santa.
- Oh!

Uh-oh.

Now it's gonna make sense
in a second.

It's an airhorn.

- That's it.
- All right. All right.

It's an airhorn.

♪♪♪

you're like a siren,
and that is a siren.

Sirens--they would sing,
and they would lure,

like, sailors to them.

I really just wanna
draw robert in right now.

Oh, my god.

That airhorn is shanique
in a bottle.

- Loud.
- All...The...Time!

Small.

- [ cheers ]
- catching people off-guard.

It's shanique.

It's pretty effed up.

[ siren wailing ]

- exactly. Hey.
[ laughter ]

brrup-brrup-brrup-brrup-
brrup-brrup-brrup!

I'll take it.

- This was fun.
- [ cheering ]

I'm still confused
about my blowhorn,

but it'll take it up.

- [ laughs ]
[ doorbell rings ]

whoo! Excuse me, guys.
[ singsongy ] that's for me.

Oh, sh--.

Someone please get
this dick bag.

You taking that home, okay?

All right, this is santa,

and this is his mistress,
the naughty elf.

We're here to find out
who's been naughty

and who's been nice.

- Oh!
[ laughter ]

coming up...

When was the last time...

- Five years?
- I can tell.

♪ if you wanna get in my zone,
well, you can't be scared ♪

♪ you wanna be on,
well, I'm over here ♪

♪ come here and talk about
what time will tell ♪

♪ let see if we can fit
into a fairy tale ♪

so I got started on everything.
I didn't see the pots.

- Thank you.
[ burner clicking ]

♪ I'm going to the left,
I'm going to the right ♪

♪ I'm working it side to side
that you like ♪

no, last night,
she was like this.

- [ laughs ]
- I'm like, no baby?

I had the best sleep of my life.

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪

no.

It is. Eat it.

- Yeah, I'll eat that.
- Thank you.

Smells good.

Oh, look at you guys.

I love it.

[ cork pops ]

- is that hart?
- Yes! Good morning, hart.

Good morning, baby!

Did daddy give you
the breast milk?

- You want one, right, kendra?
- Yes, please.

Did cathy come to clean
the house?

Yeah, house is clean.

I'm so proud of you, honey.
I needed this mommy-cation.

I had the best sleep
of my life.

Okay, bye, my boys. Mmm.

♪ come on, 'cause you want it ♪

♪♪♪

oh, my god.
Last night was crazy.

What happened with santa?

Oh, my god.

Hey, I want a new car
in the driveway, santa.

Aah!

Look, we don't know what
imani's up to these days.

So my activity for imani
last night was a sexy santa.

Santa's got a package for you.

Ohh!

Oh, my god.

Aah! Whoo!

- You sat on his lap.
- Did she sit on his lap?

- No, I did not sit on his lap.
- Who sat on his lap?

- All right, ms. Claus.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

To be clear, you do not want
a stripper that krumps.

What the [bleep] is happening
right now?

I don't know! [ laughs ]

he just doesn't have
that sex appeal.

Whatever it is, he ain't got it.

It's hip-hop santa.

He's art--he's showing us art,
his skills.

- What? What? All right, santa.
- Whoo!

Christmas will never be
the same.

Do you think she's having
a good time, though?

Mm-hmm.

♪♪♪

- good morning, queen.
- This is the deal.

Hey, listen. I owe you...

- Her and this doggone bowl.
- I love bowls.

Phil used to do that,
and I was like...

- In a bowl?
- Yeah, I'm like, why don't--

okay, get rid of the bowl.
You're reminding her of phil.

- No, no, no.
- [ laughs ]

I've never been
into male strippers.

Maybe if I was with somebody,
and they wanted to gyrate on me,

but I'm like, I just can't be
accepting no strange gyrations.

I have somewhat
of a personal question.

When was the last time...

- Five years?
- I could tell.

Yowza.

Imani...Ow.

I mean, I'm not that surprised,
honestly.

I wanna ask you,
do you guys have phone sex?

- No.
- What?

Not even phone sex, girl.

- What?
- Nothing.

You knew you weren't happy,

and you knew that
for a long time.

- Yeah.
- So to stay in it,

as a psychiatrist
for that long,

it's like that's the part
that's interesting to me.

When you met him, imani,

you were looking
for something very specific.

- I was looking for safety.
- And you got it.

- And I got it.
- And you got it.

And so when we go through these
relationships through life,

it depends on what stage
you're in.

Absolutely.

At some point,
you're all about passion.

At some point,
you're about stability,

and so when you started
living life with him,

that part of you--
that passionate part of you

that you had suppressed
started to come out.

....

- "and hug me."
- "and hug me."

♪♪♪

next time on "married
to medicine los angeles"...

[ cheering ]

[ shouts indistinctly ]

[ cheering ]

come on, kendra.
Your feet aren't moving, kendra.

Now you're harassing me.

Do you not want to reach a goal?

You're fired.

- To get this...
- You don't like your gift.

I didn't feel like a lot of
thought was put into it.

I'm-a just take my sh-- back.

And I'm-a give you
all your gifts back.

She keeps wanting to go back
to being a full-time doctor.

Black women--that's their sense
of independence.

Don't minimize that.

- Yeah, no, I hear that.
- I'm gonna take this job.

Is hobart supporting
this decision?

He supports me working,
but not full-time.

You're starting off wrong, dude.
That's not the way to--

that's not the way
to kick this off.

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