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You better start taping now
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therwise our superstarwill be mad
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Yes manager
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Ready, V-T-R, standby, roll
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5 seconds, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, cue
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" often don't have very much in my pocket"
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"Caring nothing‘ I'm as free as a rocket"
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”As long as I am fairly fed"
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"I stay optimistic and seldom fret"
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"Don't despise he who gets tired of his girls"
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"For love and mirages spin off
from the same whirls"
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Keep your shoulders leveled
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Leave me alone
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Blow it this time and you‘ll be fired
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Just watch it yourself
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"So help yourself to a cold beer"
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"Sing your heart out in a song that cheers"
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"To hell with your regret over pass affairs"
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"They'll only depress you and that isn't fair"
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"It is my suspicion that in this universe"
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"There's a god who governs the land we traverse"
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"See through life's joys and blues"
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"And take it easy even though you lose"
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who's that?
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"So help yourself to a cold beer"
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"Sing your heart out in a song that cheers"
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"To hell with your regret over pass affairs"
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"They'll only depress you and that isn't fair"
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"It‘s my suspicion that in this universe"
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"There's a god who governs the land we traverse"
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"See through life's joys and blues"
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"And take it easy even though you lose"
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"See through life's joys and blues"
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"And take it easy even though you lose"
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I'm quitting
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Sorry, let's do it once more
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Stop fighting
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It's you again, Johnny, take his place
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Have a cigarette
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Stand by for another take
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It's been a year
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and you haven’t used me
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Give me a break
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I need someone to play the archer‘s target
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Manager
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Who should I send?
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Anyone volunteers?
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Let me have a try
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You? Come out there
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Reserve such jobs for me in the future
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Get change right away
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The archer's target, right?
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Right
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Thanks the opportunity
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You can kill someone like that
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You can kill someone
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I'|| sure be a dead man
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What'd you like to drink?
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Coca Cola
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Brandy
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They‘re pretty good
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One, two , three
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Wonderful
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The 2 gentlemen at the back
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Will you hold up the flowers please?
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Like this?
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See you at 9 tomorrow
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What?
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Tomorrow at 9
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What time?
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Tomorrow at 9
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Hold it up, higher, thanks
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My sister and I can't make ends meet lately
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So we‘d like to pick some pockets
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Will someone come up and help us?
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Will...that gentleman help me?
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That gentleman, come up please
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I won‘t
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This gentleman, come up please
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Come on, go up
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Welcome and thank you
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What's your name, sir?
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Kwang
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Mr. Kwang, what time is it now?
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Is this your watch?
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Yes, that was fast
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Have you brought your wallet with you?
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No, I haven't
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But I have $1000 tied with a rubber band
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See if they're still there
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Relax, I've got them back for you already
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Rubber band
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Where's the money?
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See if they are in the pocket
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No
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No?
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This looks like your tie
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It is. You're really good
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Are you wearing white socks today?
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No, | always wear black socks
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Are those yours?
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Yes, they are
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Thank you, thank you
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You don't want your $1000 anymore
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Of course I do
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Thank you, use more rubber bands next time
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Guru
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Have you been waiting long?
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It's almost been three hours
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About the money, |,..
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Shih-Chieh, you just come from Singapore
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You know no ones here
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I found this nice job for you
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I deserve your first three months pay
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I know, but I have to buy a lot of props
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I don't care
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I'll take these first
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If you don't pay me the rest tomorrow
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You better start packing up
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The door's over there
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You picked his pocket
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He'll kill you for that
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We have a mother to support
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Mail her the money today
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Guess who I am
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You have to be you
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All right
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I had a dream last night
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What kind of dream?
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l was dancing Hustle with someone underwater
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That person wasn't me
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Why not
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I can't swim
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Stop being jealous over a dream
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How's it coming, inventor?
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Magician
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What is this?
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Teach me a trick and I'll tell you
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Watch
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That's nice
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It’s yours
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Frog, what's that?
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My latest antHhief device
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If a thief walks past this detector
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The laughing bomb inside will be triggered off
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And he'll be laugh himself to death
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You can't catch thief with that
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This is my brother Chin Wen
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He's sad because he's out of work
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Go inside and fix yourself a drink
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I'll do that
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You‘ll pay for this
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That's a nice device
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Wonderful
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It has a remote control
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Where's the remote control
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Where‘s my laughing bomb?
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I put it in the robber's bag
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How do you work this?
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Is this the police? A bank's been robbed
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Where are the robbers?
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They should be at Oxford Road
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What are they doing?
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They‘re laughing
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Let’s go take a look
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What‘s going on, officer?
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Evolution must have been gathering speed
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There are a lot we don't understand
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Yes, only God does
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May be
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You’re pretty good
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Mr. Kuang is here
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Send him in
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Look, Mr, Kuang
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There are last month's ratings
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These are this month's
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We dropped by 1 million
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since you come
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You should know what to do
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Here me out first
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There's no need for explanation
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What do our board of directors say?
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- How long you guess?
- 6 seconds
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- You lost
- I lost
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2 seconds
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Let me introduce our new manager
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Tell Miss Wang to come in
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I made Miss Wang quit TVC
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to work for us
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Her achievements need no introduction
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Her white hair tells it all
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Miss Wang,
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what can you do to our ratings?
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5 million, that's splendid
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What policy will you adopt?
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Whoever obeys me survives
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What are you doing?
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Oh, 2 flies whir hit
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Hit right of their navels too
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Is this called Operation Iron first?
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| wish Miss Wang every success
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Let me give you our ring of honour
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"Before you are born you first see God"
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"Who Will briefyou on.,."
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Next, Mr, Yeh
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"Before you are born you first see God"
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"Who will brief you on proprieties"
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Cut, Next, Miss Li
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I know you wouldn't make it
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Your voice is bad and you sing like a hound
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Do you have a good voice?
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I'm as good as Elvis Presley
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That‘s fate, you can't do anything about
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But that's not fair
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Equality does not exist
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Otherwise why was I born handsomer than you?
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There's nothing you can do
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Chih Wen
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Play the cue music longer
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"Before you.,."
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Cut, no good, next, Mimi
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Mimi
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Play it again
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"Before..."
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I just finished three words
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Enough to tell you‘re no good
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That's fate, my friend
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Go to hell
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Have you been waiting long, Guru?
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Quite
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I'll pay you half of your commission now
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And the rest on pay day
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Where are my pigeons?
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Ling, Where are the pigeons?
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Could they have flown away?
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Do you know the pigeons
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which I bought from Java
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They can‘t be bought here
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I know but I didn't got paid yesterday
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I'll eat you if you don‘t pay me
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Let‘s go
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You‘re finished in Hong Kong
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They should each weight over 1 lb
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When shall we eat them?
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On mother's birthday
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Come and have some congee
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Congee?
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Give me a button
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Come on, one more
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I invented a Feel-surround TV set
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Help me to get a job
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in the Television Station
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What‘s a Feel-surround TV set?
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Let me give you a demonstration
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See, clap once to turn it on
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One more to change channel
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Twice to turn it off
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It works better than a remote control
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Do I look like Tom Edison?
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There's one resemblance
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What‘s that?
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You are both deaf
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Just don‘t make the other ear deaf
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Come and have some congee
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We’re coming
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Are you on any of
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this week's programs?
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Look at this table
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4:30 tomorrow
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To be the archer's target again?
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Don't say that
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one's lucky to have a part
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What are you doing?
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It's been cancelled
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The poor kid's been on for only once
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What a bad luck
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Hello, Chen? What's the good news?
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Hold on
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TVC's Chen is looking for a host for a show
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Are you interested in an audition?
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I'll talk to him
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Hosting a show is my specialty
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Have you done it before?
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Of course
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my father worked for 7 stations
286
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,236
He's that good?
287
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,932
His son can't be bad, right?
288
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,138
What was your father job?
289
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,130
He sold tissues at restrooms
290
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,633
Splendid, tomorrow 430 then
291
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,111
Thanks for the opportunity
292
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,104
Chen wanted me to host
293
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,981
one of his shows
294
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:16,991
Look
295
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,706
It's finished
296
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,372
I didn't tell you to clap that much
297
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,611
Now I know why you‘re like Edison
298
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:28,302
VVhy?
299
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,803
You both have disasters often
300
00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:42,489
What's this now?
301
00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:43,953
Double strength glue
302
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,061
Why did you put it there?
303
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,811
What glue is this?
304
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,518
Super double strength glue
305
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,688
It has to be washed off within 5 seconds
306
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,423
Should I eat your congee for you?
307
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,978
Where's that stupid Frog?
308
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,921
Have you gone crazy too?
309
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:21,421
What's he doing?
310
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,794
He just had one gulp of your congee
311
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,423
And he’s gone crazy
312
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,601
You want to eat raw Groupers?
313
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:40,969
How can on air such a show?
314
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,243
Shows have to be ridiculous to attract audience
315
00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:45,273
Our rating for this month have been low
316
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,576
Our manager is counting on this show
317
00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,653
He may kill himself if it doesn't work
318
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,114
But it's really to ridiculous
319
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,283
Will you do it or not?
320
00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:54,522
I guess I will
321
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,629
Ladies and gentlemen, it's showdown time
322
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,333
Our first lucky guest, Mrs, Li
323
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:15,146
Me?
324
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,443
Watch me
325
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:21,651
Congratulations Mrs. Li
326
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,847
We hope showdown
327
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,049
will make you a millionaire
328
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,349
Oh, you brought your dog along?
329
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,821
Dolly is like a son to me
330
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,161
I have to sleep with it every night
331
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,359
What a pretty dog
332
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,566
Where does your husband sleep then?
333
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:40,665
He sleeps with his oxygen tank
334
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,301
He's some husband
335
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,867
coming along despite his illness
336
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,840
There are two boxes over there
337
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,508
One is empty,
338
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,916
the other has a $500,000 cheque
339
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:56,717
You can chose one if you answer correctly
340
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,748
Let's see if Mrs, Li can answer correctly
341
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,091
and got that cheque of $500,000
342
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,689
Who is the Governor of Hong Kong?
343
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,658
Some hints please
344
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,562
Mac...
345
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,536
Macdonald
346
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:13,902
No
347
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,566
Some more hints please
348
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,043
Choose one of these answers
349
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,376
Is it Maclehose
350
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,213
or MacArthur?
351
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,381
Is it Maclehose
352
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:31,083
Mrs Li is so intelligent
353
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,886
Now you can choose one of these two boxes
354
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,565
Let’s see what you get
355
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,903
Oh, my God
356
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,205
I want to buy your bracelet
357
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,268
with this gift of a possible $500,000
358
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,104
But my bracelet was part of my dower
359
00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,106
Think carefully, you want your bracelet?
360
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,085
Or do you want a possible $500,000
361
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,884
You have to decide right away
362
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,817
Are you going for it?
363
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,253
Mrs. Li is so courageous
364
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,060
Let's see what Mrs. Li gets?
365
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,666
Oh my God, it really is empty
366
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,262
Except for a cheque of $500,000
367
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,407
I got $500,000
368
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:28,811
There are two more boxes over there
369
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,975
One has a 5 million cheque inside it
370
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,108
If you want to go for it
371
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,607
give me back your cheque
372
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,781
Are you going for it?
373
00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:41,449
Are you going for it?
374
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:41,983
Yes
375
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,358
Choose a box
376
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,099
Let me see, Oh my God
377
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,126
Let me use this possible 5 million
378
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,935
to trade for your dog's life
379
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,001
We have a gas chamber over there
380
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,167
We’ll kill the dog
381
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,202
if you want to trade
382
00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:04,011
Make you decision right away
383
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,280
Your dog or money?
384
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,009
Your dog or money?
385
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,149
I can have another dog, Money
386
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,455
Money? Good
387
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,719
Let's see what's inside
388
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,529
It really is a cheque for 5 million
389
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,070
Mrs. Li, please look behind you
390
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,144
There are two more boxes
391
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,976
One has a lease
392
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,845
for an Arabian oil field
393
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:46,681
It worth 5 million, more?
394
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,318
Let me see, any more?
395
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:51,523
50 million, any more
396
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,521
500 million, any more?
397
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,994
Oh my God, that's the jackpot
398
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,863
See if you want to go for it
399
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,701
Give me back your cheque if you do
400
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:05,900
Are you going for it?
401
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,212
I'm going all the way
402
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,045
Then go pick a box
403
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,692
Let's both not, look inside
404
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:29,862
I want to trade something of yours
405
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:30,766
What will that be?
406
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:31,736
Come over here please
407
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:37,139
I want to buy your husband's life
408
00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,743
If you want to own the oil field
409
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:43,612
We'll cut off the oxygen supply
410
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,639
Now make up your mind
411
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:48,881
The oil field or your husband
412
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,089
Think it over carefully
413
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,253
Do you want to stay poor all your life
414
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,259
Or do you want to be a wealthy widow?
415
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,630
What do you think?
416
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,927
Husband or oil field?
417
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:11,842
Oil field or husband ?
418
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:17,005
I'd rather be a wealthy widow
419
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:27,953
Let’s see what your husband 's life is worth
420
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,627
Oh my God
421
00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:34,930
It's a bottle of Arabian oyster sauce
422
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,628
worth $5.55
423
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:49,336
I think you're a very good MC
424
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,048
I've known that for a long time
425
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,484
But our program director”.
426
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,346
Doesn't recognize talent
427
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:57,384
That's right
428
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,651
I want to sign a contract with you
429
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,458
If you work for us
430
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:15,368
You'll be a superstar within a month
431
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,672
A superstar?
432
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,711
Have a cigar and think it over
433
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,898
But I have an eight year contract with MTV
434
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,768
Can't you dissolve the contract?
435
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,396
I'll do that right away
436
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,238
I'll wait for you
437
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:25,804
That's right
438
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:32,913
What do you want?
439
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:34,747
I want to see the manager
440
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:38,950
Follow me
441
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,891
A magician from Singapore
442
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,971
Is this yourfirst time in Hong Kong?
443
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:01,809
Yes
444
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,846
I can let you have a try
445
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,982
Sign this eight year contract
446
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,520
But it's a blank paper
447
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,821
Sign your names and I'll fill in the rest
448
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,459
I can't sign a contract like that
449
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,098
Suit yourselves
450
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,695
magicians are the dime a dozen
451
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:28,131
I need only to run
452
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,940
an ad in the newspaper
453
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:34,368
And they will come in hundreds
454
00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:49,517
What do you want?
455
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:53,630
I want to see the manager
456
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,796
Wait here
457
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:04,168
l have to support my mother and 2 Groupers
458
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,334
- Get in
- Thank you
459
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:13,177
Miss Wang
460
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,043
What‘s it?
461
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,389
| signed and 8 years contract with this station
462
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,855
It's been over a year now
463
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,521
I haven‘t done anything yet
464
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,526
I can't see my prospect for myself
465
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,590
l have a mother and a brother
466
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,192
and 2 groupers...
467
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,032
that eat shrimps
468
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,936
What do you think you can do?
469
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,406
I'm good at dancing and singing
470
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,407
I've had the pleasure already
471
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:42,509
I'm sure I can be a top host for shows
472
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:44,670
Show me
473
00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:48,411
This is the microphone
474
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:52,712
Ladies and Gentlemen
475
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,921
Horrible...
476
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,418
You know parrots don‘t lie
477
00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,928
Why don't we dissolve the contract?
478
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,558
TVC's manager talked to me yesterday
479
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,726
What's your name?
480
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:04,366
Chih-Wan
481
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,240
Is this your signature?
482
00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:19,916
As long as your contract is in my hands
483
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,148
Your future and freedom are in my hands too
484
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,316
You do whatever I want you to
485
00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:25,789
Stop dreaming of working for other station
486
00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,821
Hello, hold on, Miss Wang
487
00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,427
Hello
488
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,627
He'll be fired
489
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,636
if he walks near TVC
490
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,110
or even TVC's car
491
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,187
Can you open it?
492
00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:04,418
lam sure you can open it
493
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,699
With your skill and combination known
494
00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:17,963
You have to be able to open it, right?
495
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,040
Open what?
496
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,101
The safe
497
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:23,707
Whose safe?
498
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:26,312
Of course it is...
499
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,214
My safe
500
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,148
It's your safe and you want me to open it?
501
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,521
The dial numbers are too complicated
502
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,226
Really?
503
00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,065
You just behave yourself
504
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,198
I'm sorry
505
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:48,669
Can you open it?
506
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,538
It can be done
507
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:53,174
But breaking in someone's safe
508
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,744
Can get me several years in jail
509
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,145
But if you help me get my contract
510
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,178
I can work for TVC
511
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,879
With my talents,
512
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:08,550
I'll soon be a superstar
513
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,993
Then I can help you with your...
514
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,724
What's your machine called?
515
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,331
Feel-surround television
516
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:18,166
Right, l'll promote it all over the world
517
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,034
And the world have four inventors
518
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:24,901
Albert Einstein
519
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,367
He‘s not as young as you
520
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:32,682
Isaac Newton, he‘s dead
521
00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,852
Your idol Thomas Edison
522
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,512
He's not as handsome as you
523
00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:39,586
And...
524
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:43,557
Frog
525
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,389
That's right
526
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,024
If you don't help me
527
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,727
You‘ll sit here
528
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,725
Guess what you'll become
529
00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:56,771
What?
530
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,075
A 'Pig brain'
531
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,579
But everybody in the station knows you
532
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,553
How can you get away with it?
533
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,154
I'll figure it out
534
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,001
What's that?
535
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:29,936
Laughing bomb
536
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,268
What do we need that for?
537
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,742
It can be a lifesaver at emergencies
538
00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,135
Your man's clothes are inside
539
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,477
So you can change anytime
540
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:38,476
Hurry
541
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,381
Over here
542
00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:22,693
It's down below
543
00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:31,064
A great scientist should be courageous
544
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:32,831
Right, Edison
545
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,505
Are you sure nobody is there?
546
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,303
Of course, it's lunch time
547
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,175
Go down, hurry
548
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:57,217
Every window's locked, how can we get in
549
00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,719
This building was badly built
550
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:00,560
So?
551
00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:02,528
Everything's broken, watch
552
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,925
There goes another window frame
553
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,240
| get in first, you follow
554
00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:21,911
OK
555
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,620
Is there any more beer?
556
00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:31,890
Yes
557
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,322
Is there any more beer?
558
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:09,884
Sure
559
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:42,778
Don‘t be scared
560
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,755
Grab my hand
561
00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:55,791
Do not force you
562
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,434
l have a soft
563
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:22,987
Are you OK?
564
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,590
I'm thirsty
565
00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:28,455
VVhy?
566
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:29,927
I urinated thrice
567
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:30,995
Get up first
568
00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:53,020
Move the table back first
569
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,660
How many safes have you opened before?
570
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,196
Including this one?
571
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:09,865
Yes
572
00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:11,302
One
573
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:13,907
What's the combination?
574
00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:18,579
12, 8, 6,25,
575
00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:20,049
34, 42
576
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,180
Aren't you afraid of finger-prints
577
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,687
Should I use my toes?
578
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:28,854
That's worse
579
00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:29,718
VVhy?
580
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:31,493
Top prints are bigger
581
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,160
But the police don’t have toe-prints records
582
00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:36,763
If that's true
583
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,394
Every thief in town would have used his toes
584
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,333
That's the reason
585
00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:41,861
why they haven't been caught
586
00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,539
OtherWise you think the police are stupid?
587
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,868
Stop mumbling, hurry
588
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:01,683
I got it
589
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,522
Get them all out first
590
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,970
Save other people as well
591
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,207
That's right
592
00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:29,145
Thief...
593
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:45,567
The safe...the safe
594
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:00,777
Stupid parrot
595
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,623
Frog, are you coming out?
596
00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:20,469
Frog, are you all right?
597
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,971
Frog, are you all right? Can you come out?
598
00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,808
It has to be opened from outside
599
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:36,717
What's the combination?
600
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,617
How can I remember?
601
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:50,665
Where's that card? Where's that card?
602
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:51,994
It’s with me
603
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:55,733
What are the numbers?
604
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,999
I can't see, it’s dark here
605
00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:03,310
Oh my God
606
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,244
Don't you have a lighter?
607
00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:12,354
What's the combination?
608
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,991
What's happening?
609
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,219
It's out of gas
610
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,360
Got it
611
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,690
What are the numbers?
612
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,757
Twelve
613
00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:25,892
The next one?
614
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:26,733
Eight
615
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,496
Go on
616
00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:29,437
Twenty-four
617
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:33,036
The next one?
618
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,008
Frog, what are you doing?
619
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,345
l burnt the papers
620
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:43,082
Hold your breathe temporarily
621
00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:48,290
Don't breathe
622
00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:52,284
Wait, Oh, God
623
00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:03,030
God
624
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,941
What have I done to deserve this?
625
00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:08,210
Does God have horns?
626
00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:16,719
You can't even tell God from Devil
627
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,923
Who are you? What are you stealing?
628
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:20,787
Nothing
629
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,317
What's that bundle?
630
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,084
Toilet papers
631
00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:28,560
That thick a bundle?
632
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,427
I have hemorrhoids
633
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,761
Let me see them
634
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,929
Hit him...
635
00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,445
Help...
636
00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:50,010
Trying to get away?
637
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:05,692
Do you know how to drive?
638
00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,225
Don't go away
639
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,220
Miss, you...
640
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:20,830
It's a pipe, the high heel shoe is over there
641
00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,264
Thanks
642
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:30,509
It's a high heel shoe There's the men's room
643
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,646
I don‘t have to go anymore
644
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,105
That's stranger
645
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:34,947
Raymond
646
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,144
Go over this list please
647
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:52,126
Thank you
648
00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:29,397
What are you doing?
649
00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:32,303
Dirty old man
650
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,514
Thank you
651
00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:48,748
My sister and l have to make ends meet lately
652
00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:51,189
So I want to pick some pockets
653
00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,522
Will anyone come up for some fun?
654
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,490
Who wants to come up?
655
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,698
That gentleman? Welcome, welcome
656
00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,860
Come up please
657
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:03,730
Don't be shy
658
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:09,534
Welcome...
659
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,369
What's your name, sir?
660
00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:13,675
Huang
661
00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:15,583
What time is it now?
662
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,782
Forgot to wear your watch?
663
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:22,254
See if it's in your pocket?
664
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,425
You must have left it at home
665
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,591
I didn‘t
666
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:31,057
Is this your necklace? It's woman's
667
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,630
This watch is yours, too
668
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:36,804
It's a lady's again
669
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:39,401
Unisex is the fashion these days
670
00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:42,134
That's why you're wearing panty hoses
671
00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:48,114
You're pretty fashionable, Mr. Huang
672
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,748
This scarf is yours, too
673
00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:54,488
It's green, are you using it for turban?
674
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:03,431
You still have an important item with me
675
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,470
Is this your beard?
676
01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,580
Hey, you forgot something
677
01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:19,592
Ladies and gentlemen, life is like magic
678
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,562
Often what you see in your front
679
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:22,897
are not true
680
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,603
You've just seen I put my sister in the safe
681
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:26,738
Actually...
682
01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:58,566
There‘s a tunnel... it‘s easy
683
01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:54,621
Are you trying to kill me?
684
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:17,239
You can kill a man like that
685
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,646
What are you doing?
686
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:22,946
I got a flat tire
687
01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,212
A flat tire?
688
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,224
He's Frog's brother
689
01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,259
but why in a beard?
690
01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:31,582
Someone must be after him
691
01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:33,428
But why?
692
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,158
How do I know?
693
01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:45,974
You had a beard and now you’re dirty
694
01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:47,507
What are you up to?
695
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,139
Are you coming for these?
696
01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:55,117
Aren't you good at opening safes?
697
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,142
You want steal something?
698
01:05:56,486 --> 01:05:58,078
I want to save a man
699
01:05:58,087 --> 01:05:58,849
Who?
700
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:00,252
Frog
701
01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,086
Frog?
702
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,919
We want to steal my contract
703
01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:07,460
He's locked in a safe
704
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,431
How's he now?
705
01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:11,798
He may have been suffocated
706
01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,699
That's why you're being chased?
707
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,537
Why do you want to steal your contract?
708
01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:21,974
You suffer if you're under a contract
709
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,503
I know, I've been under contracts before
710
01:06:25,381 --> 01:06:28,214
Can you help me to open that safe?
711
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,379
and get Frog out?
712
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,485
You almost got me fired a while ago
713
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,219
Now you want me to go to jail?
714
01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:36,325
You‘re crazy
715
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,520
Shih-Chieh
716
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:41,458
Shih-Chieh
717
01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:43,125
Don't be sentimental
718
01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,064
l have to do it myself then
719
01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:51,873
He doesn't know how to open safes
720
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,038
Help him or he’ll be dead
721
01:06:55,411 --> 01:06:56,571
Shih-Chieh
722
01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:03,077
This is what's left Frog, take it
723
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:05,179
I am going now
724
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,848
Shih-Chieh
725
01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:09,422
Stay out of it
726
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,361
Call him back
727
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,004
I haven‘t gone yet
728
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,209
I'll go with you
729
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:34,077
They'll grab you if you go like this
730
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,581
What should I do?
731
01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:39,846
Go in
732
01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:41,715
What for?
733
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:42,782
Go in first
734
01:07:45,962 --> 01:07:46,724
What for?
735
01:07:47,096 --> 01:07:51,089
So you won't be dancing by yourself in your dreams
736
01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:01,938
Miss
737
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:39,343
You watch here
738
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:45,617
It's down below
739
01:09:12,215 --> 01:09:12,977
Over here
740
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:24,317
Frog,..answer me, Frog
741
01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:26,821
May be he’s dead
742
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,159
Let me
743
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,863
Frog, what's happened to you?
744
01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:00,522
King Kong, wait
745
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,833
Surrender your contracts
746
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,696
And I‘ll let you and your brother go
747
01:10:08,337 --> 01:10:10,532
Otherwise you'll be like this parrot
748
01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,209
Whatever you say
749
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,256
Go after him
750
01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:58,977
Are you all right?
751
01:11:59,282 --> 01:12:01,273
Sure, don't you know I have a strong skull
752
01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:24,964
Sorry
753
01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:28,307
Are you blind or something?
754
01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:40,413
What are you doing?
755
01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:41,583
Do me a favour, keep quiet
756
01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:42,715
But what's going on
757
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,712
Stop beating each other
758
01:13:18,694 --> 01:13:21,219
And now the Magic Saw
759
01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:25,731
Is that's his student?
760
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:26,698
Maybe
761
01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:36,871
Tonight we are sawing a man instead of a woman
762
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:42,976
Be careful
763
01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:45,215
You deserve this
764
01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:58,911
My student cannot appear again
765
01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,582
because he's dead
766
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,717
Only I can do shows like that
767
01:16:04,193 --> 01:16:05,182
And now the Magic Saw
768
01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:20,464
Let's see if he can resurrect
769
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,443
The student is better than the teacher
770
01:17:10,092 --> 01:17:12,117
The student is better than the teacher
771
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,699
Let’s see who's better
772
01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:21,126
What time is it?
773
01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:25,166
Is this your watch?
774
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:32,107
My watch isn’t accurate
775
01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:33,875
what time do you have?
776
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,044
Is this your watch?
777
01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:44,318
Not bad, simple tricks though
778
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,294
Is this your wallet?
779
01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:52,030
See if anything is missing
780
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:56,000
Talking about pickpocketing, I'm...
781
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,995
Is this identity card yours
782
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:05,006
This looks like yours too
783
01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,419
I know, wonderful performances I'm watching
784
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,011
Hold
785
01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:24,565
Are these your shoes?
786
01:18:35,744 --> 01:18:37,177
Are these your pants?
787
01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:47,445
That's student is good
788
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:49,546
And now words from our sponsors
789
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:01,766
Cousin
790
01:19:02,638 --> 01:19:05,698
will you wait for me?
791
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:06,800
Until death
792
01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,076
What's up
793
01:19:16,619 --> 01:19:18,086
What's going on?
794
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,002
Hue, a call for you
795
01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:36,630
Thanks
796
01:20:18,781 --> 01:20:20,373
How is going on?
797
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,009
How did he get in?
798
01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,046
I don't know, should I chase him out
799
01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:27,689
You can‘t, it's a live show
800
01:20:27,690 --> 01:20:28,622
Oh, my God
801
01:22:49,164 --> 01:22:49,994
Mr. Chairman
802
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,842
I don't think he's that good
803
01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,342
Why do the audience like him so much?
804
01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:09,613
You know why your programs are always so bad
805
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,017
because you can't tell good from bad
806
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:56,755
Send Miss Wang in
807
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,234
Miss Wang
808
01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:11,738
This was what your promised us
809
01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:14,932
And this is this month's ratings
810
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:22,014
We dropped by four million
811
01:25:22,818 --> 01:25:25,651
What do the board of directors say?
812
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:35,790
Miss Wang, you should know what to do
813
01:25:57,452 --> 01:25:58,544
That was pretty fast
814
01:25:58,553 --> 01:25:59,781
2.3 second
815
01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:16,797
What time is the fight?
816
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:17,863
04:30 PM
817
01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:27,306
Hurry, the newcomers will move in at two
818
01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:29,647
Hurry
819
01:26:36,591 --> 01:26:37,990
Pardon, my intrusion
820
01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:41,859
Are you all right?
821
01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:44,225
Sure, I just lost two toes
822
01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,266
I come to thank you for your help
823
01:26:47,269 --> 01:26:51,228
And to invite you to Grouper dinner
824
01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:53,235
You are welcome
825
01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:56,441
Just make sure that if you are in trouble
826
01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:57,908
Don‘t come to me again
827
01:26:58,246 --> 01:26:59,543
You’re joking
828
01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,242
Why are you packing?
829
01:27:01,783 --> 01:27:03,011
We're going back to Singapore
830
01:27:03,018 --> 01:27:03,950
Singapore
831
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,550
What about us?
832
01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:08,412
You‘ll have to dance...
833
01:27:08,423 --> 01:27:10,687
by yourself in your dream
834
01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:14,195
I won't have nice dream like that anymore
835
01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,864
I'm sorry I got you fired
836
01:27:19,267 --> 01:27:21,701
I was fired before you came along
837
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:23,697
Who's that?
838
01:27:36,485 --> 01:27:39,420
Mr. Chairman, this is our chairman
839
01:27:39,888 --> 01:27:41,446
You’re both here, that’s marvelous
840
01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:43,424
Can I come in?
841
01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:45,423
Have a seat
842
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,888
Make yourself at home
843
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,491
Have a seat please
844
01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:51,956
Have a seat, chairman
845
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:59,071
I have to go to golf game right away
846
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,103
You two very talented
847
01:28:02,844 --> 01:28:06,177
I want you to be my managers
848
01:28:09,251 --> 01:28:11,776
We are not qualified for such a job
849
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,482
Not exactly
850
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,781
You are ideal for TV station managers
851
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:20,291
I'm their agent
852
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,126
You have to deal with me
853
01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:26,794
Get this Indian out to where he belongs
854
01:28:27,869 --> 01:28:31,635
But I'm their agent
855
01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:36,135
I want you to meet the board directors
856
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:05,367
Please put on the rings of honour
857
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:12,006
You are part of their family now
858
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,147
Who are they?
859
01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,543
All ex-managers
860
01:29:16,151 --> 01:29:20,212
These two frames are reserved for you
861
01:29:22,324 --> 01:29:27,591
Can we hear the new managers plans
862
01:29:27,929 --> 01:29:30,557
Under ourjoint leadership
863
01:29:30,565 --> 01:29:33,693
There will be new personal and policies
864
01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,762
We want to make big breakthrough in ratings
865
01:29:36,771 --> 01:29:38,568
Then we'll introduce a new invention
866
01:29:38,573 --> 01:29:41,701
The Feel-surround television set
867
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,200
I'|I sure shock the world
868
01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:47,409
My genius brother will familiarize you with the set
869
01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,551
This Feel-surround television set of mine
870
01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:03,220
is designed with the newest electronic devices
871
01:30:04,566 --> 01:30:06,557
Now please watch
872
01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:13,233
On
873
01:30:18,313 --> 01:30:19,075
Off
874
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,245
Anyone wants to try it out?
875
01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,053
My machine follows
876
01:30:29,057 --> 01:30:30,752
every move on the screen
877
01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:32,086
It's really fun, try it
878
01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:33,757
Why don't you try it
879
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:35,593
You try it
880
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,563
I've tried it before, you go
881
01:30:39,567 --> 01:30:40,226
All right
882
01:30:46,841 --> 01:30:49,071
Have a cigarette
883
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,682
Why are you smelling so nice?
884
01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:58,175
Your memory seems no good
885
01:30:58,353 --> 01:31:01,481
this is perfume you gave me
886
01:31:01,489 --> 01:31:02,012
Oh, yes
887
01:31:02,023 --> 01:31:03,422
Have a drink
888
01:31:03,425 --> 01:31:04,016
Sure
889
01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:07,690
I better not, I'm not feeling well
890
01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:10,864
I'll give you a massage then
891
01:31:14,002 --> 01:31:15,629
Feels good
892
01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:16,661
Very
893
01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:38,488
Please don’t clap so many times
894
01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:43,164
This machine is super-sensitive
895
01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:44,662
My brother could invent it
896
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:47,066
only because of my teaching
897
01:31:47,302 --> 01:31:50,533
Let me use another set for demonstration
898
01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:54,800
Shall I take a shower?
899
01:31:55,543 --> 01:31:56,510
Together with you though
900
01:31:56,544 --> 01:31:58,011
You‘re naughty
901
01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:58,980
Come on
902
01:32:03,551 --> 01:32:04,813
Is the temperature right?
903
01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:06,513
Don‘t scratch me
904
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:09,012
I'm not, I’m soaping you
905
01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:09,922
Soaping me?
906
01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:19,660
You dare seduce your sister-in-law?
907
01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:23,227
Hui, stop it
908
01:32:25,006 --> 01:32:26,530
You unfaithful woman
909
01:32:28,610 --> 01:32:30,578
Champagne? Let me see how you drink it
910
01:32:30,879 --> 01:32:34,280
Drink it all
911
01:32:37,118 --> 01:32:38,415
Hui, don't get carried away
912
01:32:38,453 --> 01:32:40,444
It's none of your business
913
01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:43,414
Stop fighting
914
01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:48,122
A rotating bed? Start rotating
915
01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:03,708
How are you? Are you all right?
916
01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:05,569
You’ll be all right
917
01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:06,610
You fool
918
01:33:06,614 --> 01:33:07,774
Sit down first
919
01:33:08,216 --> 01:33:09,114
You can‘t do anything right
920
01:33:10,652 --> 01:33:11,482
Are you all right?
921
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:15,487
This television se will sure shock the world
922
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:18,415
Will you three sign this contract please?
923
01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,091
Thanks
924
01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:30,936
It's one of these blank paper deals again
925
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,665
We can't sign a contract like that
926
01:33:33,675 --> 01:33:34,937
That's right
927
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:36,843
Come on, sign it
928
01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:48,312
Who likes roast pigeon?
929
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:55,361
How did it happen?
930
01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:05,096
Pigeon waste sure stinks
931
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:08,309
It's the contract that stinks
932
01:34:10,945 --> 01:34:14,540
"Before you can be born you have to see God"
933
01:34:14,782 --> 01:34:17,774
"Who will brief you on proprieties"
934
01:34:18,186 --> 01:34:21,849
"With a contract in hand he say:"
935
01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,058
"sit down and I'll tell you life"
936
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:29,122
"If I want you rich I'll make you rich"
937
01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:32,955
"If I'm mad you'll have to sleep in coffin"
938
01:34:33,301 --> 01:34:36,361
"I'm so powerful"
939
01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:40,072
"Sign your contract (contract)"
940
01:34:40,074 --> 01:34:44,033
"Pay your visa fees (Baptism of course)"
941
01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:47,314
"Then go ahead and be born"
942
01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:56,854
"You grow up and start dating"
943
01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,858
"Suddenly you find your girl pregnant"
944
01:35:00,495 --> 01:35:04,158
"Her mother screams for a marriage and says:"
945
01:35:04,265 --> 01:35:07,325
"Let's settle on a dower"
946
01:35:07,769 --> 01:35:11,364
"Don't you dare thinking it is free"
947
01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:15,066
"I love only money so dick up your last penny"
948
01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:18,674
"and arrange a big banquet"
949
01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:22,509
"Sign a contract with me (contract)"
950
01:35:22,517 --> 01:35:26,385
"Pay this mother-in-law off
(It's not a small sum)"
951
01:35:26,688 --> 01:35:29,748
"Then your son can be born"
952
01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:55,916
"in Hong Kong one can hardly be free"
953
01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,909
"There are so many laws and system"
954
01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:03,117
"As well as so many bills to pay"
955
01:36:03,124 --> 01:36:06,252
"No room for love between husbands and wives"
956
01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:10,322
"Don't fret because hospital bills are worsens"
957
01:36:10,732 --> 01:36:14,065
"You have your kids to support"
958
01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:17,738
"And education is expensive"
959
01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:21,431
"One contract after another (contract)"
960
01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:25,310
"They are always on your back (it's a dog's life)"
961
01:36:25,313 --> 01:36:28,612
"And you say, God, I don't believe this"
962
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,414
"One contract after another (contract)"
963
01:36:34,422 --> 01:36:38,415
"They are always on your back"
964
01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:42,260
"And you say, God, I don't believe this"
61449
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