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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,973 --> 00:00:42,963 Instant Swamp 2 00:00:43,063 --> 00:00:46,365 I awake each morning thinking, "Today's the day!" 3 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:49,143 And go to bed disappointed. 4 00:00:49,243 --> 00:00:53,956 The day starts early in the city. But not for me, Haname Jinchoge. 5 00:00:54,056 --> 00:00:56,867 Mine begins with a cup of Milo sludge. 6 00:00:56,967 --> 00:01:01,897 The rooster used to crow at dawn. Now dawn comes when the rooster crows. 7 00:01:01,997 --> 00:01:04,650 Fools enter the workforce as fools. 8 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,820 Where we're manhandled and manipulated. 9 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,771 With little rest. 10 00:01:09,871 --> 00:01:10,870 I wanna scream! 11 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,526 I wanna scream! 12 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:14,359 Should I lose control? 13 00:01:14,459 --> 00:01:15,535 Or seek order? 14 00:01:15,635 --> 00:01:16,628 Lose control? 15 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,088 Or seek order? 16 00:01:18,363 --> 00:01:20,465 Either way. I'm off to work. 17 00:01:20,615 --> 00:01:22,317 I try to quit. 18 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:23,452 But... 19 00:01:23,552 --> 00:01:24,803 I'm powerless. 20 00:01:24,903 --> 00:01:26,405 So I bury myself in the job. 21 00:01:26,505 --> 00:01:27,516 And... 22 00:01:27,616 --> 00:01:28,949 get ridiculed for it. 23 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:31,401 Another monotone day... 24 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:32,811 in a monochrome life. 25 00:01:32,911 --> 00:01:34,121 I need some color. 26 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:34,833 Hey! 27 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:38,509 Some drama. A touch of danger. 28 00:01:38,609 --> 00:01:39,459 Not really. 29 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:42,204 I long to stray from the beaten path. 30 00:01:42,304 --> 00:01:45,833 But alas, my life's dull and for the birds. 31 00:01:46,158 --> 00:01:49,261 That said, even they take exception. 32 00:01:49,336 --> 00:01:50,329 Just run! 33 00:01:50,454 --> 00:01:53,373 That's the message in a lot of independent movies. 34 00:01:53,473 --> 00:01:56,376 But it doesn't work in real life. 35 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:58,312 Who cares? Just run! 36 00:01:58,412 --> 00:02:01,106 I'm tired of fighting over men. 37 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:05,194 Love shouldn't have to be such a crap shoot. 38 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,362 That's a "crap squat." 39 00:02:07,854 --> 00:02:11,708 Nevertheless, that doesn't mean I'm happy doing nothing. 40 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:16,288 All I need is a spoonful of happiness and 10 spoonfuls of Milo. 41 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:19,791 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 42 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,602 Oops, 10. 43 00:02:21,702 --> 00:02:25,572 Mixed with 12cc's of milk. 44 00:02:25,672 --> 00:02:30,852 Stir to get "Milo sludge." There's no other name for it! 45 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:34,706 Let's leave aside the question of "Why Milo sludge"? 46 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:37,859 And simply say I've drunk it since I was 3. 47 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:41,780 A day without Milo is a day without "Milo sludge". 48 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,723 Even so... 49 00:02:42,823 --> 00:02:45,434 it's not the end of the world. 50 00:02:45,901 --> 00:02:48,045 Tomorrow is another day. 51 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,713 Good morning. 52 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:55,877 I can't tell the world what to do. But I can start my day with Milo sludge. 53 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:02,959 - Morning, Mom. - Morning, Haname. 54 00:03:03,109 --> 00:03:04,872 Let us begin. 55 00:03:08,783 --> 00:03:09,894 One, two... 56 00:03:11,376 --> 00:03:12,853 Yes! 57 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,123 Say something. 58 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:20,788 Hey! Look at this! 59 00:03:21,063 --> 00:03:22,764 That man looks just like Dvorak? 60 00:03:22,864 --> 00:03:23,739 Who? 61 00:03:23,839 --> 00:03:27,534 That criminal! He looks like Dvorak. 62 00:03:27,843 --> 00:03:28,886 Let me see. 63 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:33,915 - Lassoes in front of Gotanda station!! - Aw, you missed it! 64 00:03:34,065 --> 00:03:37,944 You never look when I tell you to. 65 00:03:38,044 --> 00:03:39,604 But I couldn't help it. 66 00:03:39,704 --> 00:03:45,135 You're slow. You were born 5 seconds too slow. 67 00:03:45,235 --> 00:03:46,753 Yeah, whatever. 68 00:03:48,421 --> 00:03:53,093 That must be it. That's why you're 5 seconds late for everything. 69 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:56,738 You dawdled in the cervix, too. 70 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:59,466 Nice morning talk, Ma. 71 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:04,004 Missing Dvorak doesn't trouble me in the least. 72 00:04:04,804 --> 00:04:07,477 You never see the critical stuff. 73 00:04:07,577 --> 00:04:09,177 What critical stuff? 74 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:13,013 You ever seen a ghost, or a UFO? Well, I have. 75 00:04:13,113 --> 00:04:14,514 Sure you have. 76 00:04:14,614 --> 00:04:19,027 You know what, a monster once appeared in a swamp by your grandma's house. 77 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:21,788 - What swamp? - It's gone now. 78 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:22,839 Figures. 79 00:04:22,939 --> 00:04:26,309 See the impossible for once. 80 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:29,045 By definition, that's impossible. 81 00:04:29,212 --> 00:04:31,890 I beg to differ. 82 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:37,570 For example, I bet you can't see that water sprite loitering in the garden right now. 83 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:40,949 - A water sprite? - That's right, a water sprite. 84 00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:42,492 Where? 85 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:46,446 There's no such thing. 86 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:49,091 By the stone lantern. 87 00:04:49,191 --> 00:04:51,126 I don't see anything. 88 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:58,475 You're just loopy. I don't believe in the impossible. 89 00:04:58,725 --> 00:05:04,522 It's that kind of stuff that drove dad away, remember? 90 00:05:05,106 --> 00:05:06,805 I suppose so. 91 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:09,868 Oh, I'm sorry. 92 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:12,130 No, you're right. 93 00:05:18,928 --> 00:05:21,748 I'll come again next month, alright? 94 00:05:21,848 --> 00:05:23,133 Okay. 95 00:05:23,609 --> 00:05:25,059 Here, Gonzaburo. 96 00:05:26,228 --> 00:05:27,796 Let's go home, Gonzaburo. 97 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:33,059 My mom may be a bit scatty, but I know what she means. 98 00:05:33,226 --> 00:05:36,630 Besides my biggest problem right now... 99 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:40,100 is a feeling of gradual erosion. 100 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,754 Hello, Ogata? 101 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:56,733 Did the agent agree to a photo shoot? 102 00:05:57,433 --> 00:05:58,284 What? 103 00:05:58,384 --> 00:06:01,221 No!? Why not? 104 00:06:04,874 --> 00:06:06,559 That stinks. 105 00:06:07,653 --> 00:06:11,331 Yeah, okay. Thanks, anyway. 106 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:17,437 I feel my life slowly but surely eroding away. 107 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:25,568 "Ill-fated" 108 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:27,097 Creepy. 109 00:06:27,397 --> 00:06:30,317 I think I know the cause. 110 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:37,424 My father left us on my 8th birthday. 111 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:43,363 At that time seeing my mother not put up a fight irked me to no end. 112 00:06:43,897 --> 00:06:48,509 So I threw everything my dad ever gave me into a local swamp. 113 00:06:52,589 --> 00:06:56,693 I found out later that he'd married a rich woman... 114 00:06:56,843 --> 00:06:59,679 so he could lead the easy life. 115 00:06:59,813 --> 00:07:03,616 This simply wasn't acceptable to me. 116 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:24,904 The memory of the last item, a cat talisman sinking, remains with me. 117 00:07:25,638 --> 00:07:27,207 You blame the cat? 118 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:32,645 Yeah. It cursed me as it sank. 119 00:07:33,229 --> 00:07:35,649 That's not like you. 120 00:07:35,824 --> 00:07:36,850 How so? 121 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:40,587 Because you don't believe in that kind of stuff. 122 00:07:42,522 --> 00:07:44,657 True. I don't. 123 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:48,328 What happened to the swamp? 124 00:07:48,795 --> 00:07:51,648 It's a vacant landfill now. 125 00:07:51,948 --> 00:07:56,536 Oh, yeah? Then why don't you dig it out? 126 00:07:56,803 --> 00:07:58,838 I'll never find it. 127 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,408 But it bothers you, right? 128 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:07,680 I'd do it. I'd rescue the cat if I could. 129 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,483 Well, I'm not you. 130 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:14,062 Very true. 131 00:08:18,191 --> 00:08:19,375 Chief? 132 00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:25,849 The boss wants to see you. 133 00:08:29,035 --> 00:08:30,753 Uh oh. 134 00:08:32,147 --> 00:08:35,083 Are sales that bad? 135 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:38,586 Worse. They're non-existent! 136 00:08:39,412 --> 00:08:40,662 Oh. 137 00:08:43,308 --> 00:08:45,485 How about a big special issue next month? 138 00:08:45,585 --> 00:08:47,854 That won't be enough. 139 00:08:47,954 --> 00:08:49,531 Why's that? 140 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:53,551 The magazine's doomed. Out the window. 141 00:08:53,651 --> 00:08:56,321 No way! I'll figure out something! 142 00:08:56,421 --> 00:09:00,742 You'll "figure out something"? That's what they all say. 143 00:09:00,842 --> 00:09:05,697 Okay, we'll run a feature that has greater mass appeal. 144 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:08,133 - Those flowers smell like poop. - Really? 145 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,335 Like a public toilet. 146 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,504 No, I hadn't noticed. 147 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:15,223 Hey, you're right. 148 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,011 Hey, where's that writer, Ichinose? 149 00:09:20,111 --> 00:09:22,781 She called. Said she's running a bit late. 150 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:25,417 - Why? - She worked all night. 151 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,260 Eh!? Really? 152 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,453 Is it that surprising? 153 00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:32,657 No, it isn't, actually. 154 00:09:36,277 --> 00:09:39,013 What are you working on? 155 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:40,665 The "ramen" shop feature. 156 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:42,800 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 157 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:48,214 - Not again? - What's that? 158 00:09:48,314 --> 00:09:49,432 My horoscope. 159 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:52,685 What man your age believes that crap? 160 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,788 But it's accurate! 161 00:09:54,988 --> 00:09:56,748 No, it's not. 162 00:09:56,998 --> 00:10:00,652 That's right. Haname's a big skeptic. 163 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:03,938 The stars don't know your life! 164 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:07,492 You sure about that? 165 00:10:07,592 --> 00:10:09,244 Assuredly. 166 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:19,837 What do you believe in, then? 167 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:26,002 I see... 168 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,258 Tachibana-kun's question got my mind wandering... 169 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:32,309 to thoughts of a tiny little ambition of mine. 170 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:36,679 The truth is I have a crush on someone. 171 00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:40,300 Foota Amaya, our former photographer... 172 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,145 now a huge success in Milan. 173 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,646 Hey! Hey! 174 00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:49,617 Get off our front porch! 175 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:52,987 We're doing a fashion shoot. 176 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,565 So? What do I care? 177 00:10:55,665 --> 00:10:57,658 Look out! 178 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,954 You could kill someone! 179 00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:03,581 I owe it to static electricity. 180 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:07,986 In winter, I create static electricity with anyone I come into contact with. 181 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,405 You forgot this, Chief. 182 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:11,589 Oh, thanks. 183 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:15,165 - Ow! - So we have a deal then, Haname? 184 00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:16,561 Ouch! 185 00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:20,656 It's the worst with people who aren't my type. 186 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,543 I'm editor Jinchoge. 187 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,870 Hello, Amaya... photographer. 188 00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:32,721 Oh! 189 00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:34,912 Something wrong? 190 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:38,408 - No electric shock whatsoever. - No, not at all. 191 00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:42,654 That's rare enough to make one believe in fate. 192 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,358 - You okay? - Yeah. 193 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:58,395 - Stop that! - Looks good on you. 194 00:11:58,770 --> 00:11:59,821 Pose. 195 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,075 "Let's take a souvenir picture of today!!" - What, in here? 196 00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:09,313 For a brief moment, it felt like we were a pair, but... 197 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:13,685 then he left for Italy. 198 00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:18,723 If my current magazine succeeds... 199 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:23,695 I plan to start a European-based fashion magazine of my own. 200 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:29,567 And if all goes well, I could live with Amaya in Milan. 201 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:35,640 But that dream is being crushed under a heap of unsold magazines. 202 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,650 Hello? Ichinose, you're late 203 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:51,856 Is that right? Then wait in the lobby. I'll be right down. 204 00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:53,287 Okay. 205 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:58,062 Where are my business cards? 206 00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:07,455 Ti-hya-mo-chai. 207 00:13:07,555 --> 00:13:09,140 Ow! 208 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,061 What the...? 209 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:18,065 Hey! Ms. Ichinose! 210 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,488 'Scuse me. 211 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,360 That ramen had no flavor. 212 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,829 - Whole garlic? - Yep. 213 00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:35,963 - T'aint nothing. - Hear hear. 214 00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:38,144 You recommended it. 215 00:13:38,244 --> 00:13:39,754 Yes, I did. 216 00:13:39,854 --> 00:13:42,340 Well, t'aint nothing. 217 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,776 No, it's "Nuthin'." 218 00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:47,887 You've gotta say it like, "nuthin'". 219 00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,697 "T'aint nuthin'." 220 00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:51,507 - Pardon? - Huh? 221 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:52,675 Did you just say something? 222 00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:53,977 "T'aint nuthin'!" 223 00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:57,455 Oh, sorry... Ugh, talk about bad breath! 224 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,307 Well, excuse me! 225 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:01,150 Ah, look here. 226 00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,103 Route 20 Mints. 227 00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:05,429 Please try some. 228 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:08,733 T'aint nuthin'. 229 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,812 Hey, look. 230 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,344 T'aint nuthin'. 231 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:26,384 Yes, hello? 232 00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:28,161 T'ain't nuthin'. 233 00:14:28,261 --> 00:14:32,073 What? Return to the office now? 234 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:36,961 "Route 20 Mints" "Do your sighs smell bad?" 235 00:14:37,912 --> 00:14:40,998 T'aint nuthin'. 236 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,837 Ugh! Makes my eyes sting. 237 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,913 The train is now arriving at platform three... 238 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:56,305 Like I was saying Boss, we're just at the stage where readers are getting a feel for the magazine. 239 00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,183 Problem? 240 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:03,805 Well, to be frank your breath doesn't do much for morale. 241 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:07,842 Well, excuse me, but I was on my way home. 242 00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:09,786 Still, it stinks. 243 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:14,115 Anyway, your argument lacks a sense of crisis. 244 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:17,401 Well, when you're trying something new... 245 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:21,589 At any rate the next issue needs something topical or else... 246 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,058 How about a story on spirit ghosts? 247 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:27,061 Spirit ghosts? The supernatural, huh? 248 00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:29,747 - I'm sensitive to ghostly phenomena. - Really? 249 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:34,393 Hey, give me a break. A feature on "ghosts"? 250 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:37,238 It's cosmopolitan women's magazine! 251 00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:40,775 - Summer's the time for it. - No, it isn't. 252 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,210 How about you, Ichinose? 253 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,895 I think... 254 00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:51,235 Whoah! No offense but... that's one stinky sneeze. 255 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,080 Well, sorry! 256 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,907 I mean, really. 257 00:15:57,683 --> 00:16:02,546 In the end, we found ourselves leaving to report on some "ghost spot". 258 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,559 Good morning. 259 00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:08,102 Morning. 260 00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:21,240 Is it far to this so-called "cursed swamp"? 261 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,735 3 hour-drive into the mountains. 262 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,407 - What kind of curse is it? - Hell if I know. 263 00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,127 - Good morning. - Hey. 264 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:37,095 - Morning. - Hey, did this hotel give you the creeps? 265 00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:40,151 Yeah! It did! 266 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:45,940 I heard strange noises all night. There's definitely something up with this hotel. 267 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,341 Hardly. 268 00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:51,679 - Good morning. - Morning. 269 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:57,885 I was just talking to Ms. Kurara... did anyone find this hotel a bit creepy? 270 00:16:57,985 --> 00:17:01,681 Since I was little, I've often seen things like this. 271 00:17:01,781 --> 00:17:04,775 Did you see anything. Ms. Tachibana? 272 00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:09,071 Well, nothing like that but... I experienced sleep paralysis. 273 00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,132 You did!? 274 00:17:11,232 --> 00:17:13,276 Haname, there's definitely something here. 275 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,754 There isn't. It's a perfectly normal hotel. 276 00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:20,157 It's haunted, for sure. 277 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:22,526 - My lights flickered. - For real? 278 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,797 How can you all possibly believe in ghosts? 279 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:31,335 Then what did we come here for? 280 00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:32,687 Good point. 281 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:38,734 Good point, my ass. Don't be a troublemaker. 282 00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:44,010 Okay. 283 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:48,152 That's great. 284 00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:51,589 - Hold it. - Right. 285 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,025 Never mind. 286 00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:58,230 - How about cold Chinese noodles for lunch? - Let's go with a slightly sad look. 287 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,531 Good idea, as it's so hot. 288 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,081 Hey, take a look at this. 289 00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:08,639 I'm sorry. 290 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:10,916 What is it? 291 00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:12,435 It's real strong. 292 00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:13,988 What? 293 00:18:14,088 --> 00:18:16,462 - The curse? - I can't do this. 294 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,834 - I feel exactly the same! It's got to be the curse. - It must be. 295 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,703 Let's call it quits. What if something awful should happen? 296 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,347 - I agree. - Me, too. 297 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:29,026 What!? If there is something, we need to report on it. 298 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,063 Stop being such sissies! 299 00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,264 Hey, wait! 300 00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:34,398 Stop it! 301 00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:35,650 What for? 302 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,268 Don't bait it. 303 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,050 Don't harumph! 304 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,856 Why? Will a dragon or a sprite appear? 305 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,582 Something bigger. 306 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:46,396 What? How stupid! 307 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:49,247 Produce something then. Prove me wrong! 308 00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,781 Can't do that. 309 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,017 Then I'll believe you! 310 00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:01,392 You've angered it! 311 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,244 Now you've done it! 312 00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:09,900 And so we will be suspending the magazine indefinitely. 313 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:16,398 A "banzai" would be out of place, so let's close by saying, "too bad". 314 00:19:18,884 --> 00:19:21,745 Well then, shall we? One, two... 315 00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:24,365 Too bad. 316 00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:29,403 You having fun, Boss? You all think this is funny? 317 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,355 Psst... Haname. 318 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:35,359 I don't find it funny at all! 319 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,388 Take it easy, Jinchoge! 320 00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:40,913 Calm down, Haname-san. 321 00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,086 Ow! 322 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:46,612 You all right? 323 00:19:46,712 --> 00:19:49,456 Ouch... 324 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,002 Thanks for everything. 325 00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:55,613 No... thank you. 326 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,415 No regrets, then? 327 00:19:58,566 --> 00:19:59,600 About what? 328 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,961 Not sticking with it. 329 00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:03,120 Nope! 330 00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:05,372 Yes, of course. 331 00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:08,701 Stop moping! 332 00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:09,927 Okay. 333 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,765 - Set it down there. - Sure. 334 00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:20,538 Oh, I want to give you this. 335 00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:22,573 What's this? 336 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:26,860 A good luck charm. It really works. 337 00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:28,312 Thanks. 338 00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:29,947 I made it myself. 339 00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:38,956 What about you? 340 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,560 I can introduce you to an editor friend. 341 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:43,953 No, I'm fine. 342 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,295 You sure? 343 00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:49,883 Yes, I'm getting married. 344 00:20:50,242 --> 00:20:52,803 Whoah... 345 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,841 Whoah! 346 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,879 "Parking Violation" 347 00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:06,500 Considering all my bad luck, I began to believe in curses. 348 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,054 I even tried to dig up the cat talisman. 349 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,330 Whoa! 350 00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:25,077 What's this? 351 00:21:26,579 --> 00:21:28,606 It's hopeless. 352 00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:43,487 Coming! 353 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:48,892 "Waste Not Want Not." We're recyclers. 354 00:21:53,664 --> 00:21:55,032 "Inspected" 355 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:05,075 You should sell your CDs to resellers. We don't pay. 356 00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:08,792 What's this? You've got to be kidding! 357 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,694 Don't take it, then. 358 00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:11,770 Moody. 359 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:12,750 Say what? 360 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,652 Uh, nothing. 361 00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:21,133 At any rate, this is too much trouble. Just take everything, okay? All of it! 362 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:24,528 We don't often get requests like that. 363 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,729 Ow! 364 00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:30,242 - Everything? - That's what she said. 365 00:22:30,342 --> 00:22:33,220 - Impulsive, huh. - Pardon? 366 00:22:35,581 --> 00:22:37,675 - Going abroad, Miss? - No. 367 00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:39,677 What gives, then? 368 00:22:40,411 --> 00:22:42,279 I bet she is going abroad. 369 00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,204 Ouch! 370 00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:44,948 I said, I'm not. 371 00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:48,485 I don't like that guy. 372 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:50,087 Is that so? 373 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:52,089 Where you moving to? 374 00:22:52,364 --> 00:22:54,091 Nowhere. 375 00:22:54,191 --> 00:22:55,959 Then why? 376 00:22:56,373 --> 00:23:01,582 Lots of reasons. I feel like making a fresh start. 377 00:23:03,192 --> 00:23:05,557 - Hey! - He's just faking. 378 00:23:05,657 --> 00:23:06,912 No offense. 379 00:23:07,112 --> 00:23:09,373 It's still rude. 380 00:23:09,674 --> 00:23:10,749 My head! 381 00:23:12,318 --> 00:23:15,145 - And this? - Take it, I don't need it. 382 00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:17,614 - This'll be hard sell. - Someone will buy it. 383 00:23:17,714 --> 00:23:19,358 I doubt it. 384 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,651 What's wrong? 385 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:23,520 You think this will sell? 386 00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:27,591 Not a chance. I'd like to see what idiot would buy this, though. 387 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,782 What do you mean by that!? 388 00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:31,772 Huh? 389 00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:40,864 What was that? 390 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:53,043 Life really sucks. 391 00:24:53,385 --> 00:24:55,412 Right, Gonzaburo? 392 00:25:06,482 --> 00:25:12,729 You don't have a girlfriend, do you? You lonely, Gonzaburo? 393 00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:18,902 - Hello. - Hello, there. 394 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,793 "USA Farm - Rabbit Breeding" 395 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:28,779 Right, then! Go find yourself a girl! 396 00:25:28,979 --> 00:25:31,957 Careful. They've got males mixed in. 397 00:25:32,057 --> 00:25:33,859 Well, if that's his preference, that's okay. 398 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:35,202 The hat? 399 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,564 He's dressed to kill. 400 00:25:38,764 --> 00:25:40,457 I see. 401 00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:44,061 Okay! Go get 'em! 402 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:50,417 If he finds a girl, will you sell her to me? 403 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:53,670 Don't worry. Just set your mind at ears. 404 00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,949 Huh? Did I use that phrase okay? 405 00:25:57,049 --> 00:25:59,910 That was fine. They're 2,800 yen each? 406 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,879 2,800 yen each. 407 00:26:03,297 --> 00:26:07,359 Hachiro, 5/8ths a pail of chips for lunch? 408 00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:08,744 Wonderful! 409 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,278 Hello. 410 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,225 Well, can't be helped. 411 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,651 Pardon? 412 00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:32,509 Gonzaburo! 413 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,137 Mister, help! 414 00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:36,388 What's wrong? 415 00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:39,575 Which one is Gonzaburo? 416 00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:41,176 How should I know? 417 00:26:41,276 --> 00:26:42,719 Of course. 418 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,120 Gonzaburo? 419 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,371 Gonzaburo? 420 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,770 You ought to know. 421 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,730 Well, I don't! 422 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,309 Wait, wait! 423 00:26:57,509 --> 00:27:00,804 Gonzaburo! 424 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,080 Gonzaburo! 425 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,175 "Route 20 Mints" "Do your sighs smell bad?" 426 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:25,887 Hello? 427 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,317 Yes, speaking. 428 00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:34,893 What? 429 00:27:36,814 --> 00:27:39,059 Ehhh!? 430 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,446 Yes, that's right. A construction worker found the woman. 431 00:27:42,546 --> 00:27:46,200 She was floating in Lake Mannen. 432 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,137 No, she doesn't appear to be conscious. 433 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:52,923 We're sending her to hospital. 434 00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:55,550 Goodnight then, Detective. 435 00:27:55,650 --> 00:27:57,961 Oh, right, thanks. 436 00:27:59,571 --> 00:28:01,073 Homicide? 437 00:28:01,173 --> 00:28:03,934 She's not dead yet. 438 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:06,478 Will be a homicide? 439 00:28:06,578 --> 00:28:08,680 Like I was saying, she's not dead. 440 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:10,098 Not yet but... 441 00:28:10,198 --> 00:28:12,142 Like I said, she ain't dead! 442 00:28:16,046 --> 00:28:18,081 Testy. 443 00:28:19,424 --> 00:28:21,952 Chief! How are you? 444 00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:26,422 - Could be worse. - Really? 445 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:29,526 I just heard on the radio that they've contacted her daughter. 446 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:30,944 - Is that right? - Yes. 447 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,030 She's on her way to the hospital. 448 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:36,466 ICU No. 3! 449 00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,260 Prepare to intubate! 450 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,886 Coming through. 451 00:28:42,748 --> 00:28:46,401 For the time being all we can do is wait for her to regain consciousness. 452 00:28:46,501 --> 00:28:48,220 Will she? 453 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,406 We can't say yet. 454 00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:54,451 What's wrong? 455 00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:59,189 I'm sorry. I just pushed this button, and it went "beep." 456 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:01,558 Please avoid making it "beep." 457 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,159 All righty. 458 00:29:03,669 --> 00:29:05,070 Don't worry. 459 00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:07,723 What's your problem? 460 00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:11,401 Sorry, Doctor. It beeped again. 461 00:29:12,901 --> 00:29:14,346 It's fine. 462 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:19,951 It's working. 463 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:21,745 Good. 464 00:29:22,821 --> 00:29:25,682 If you need anything, use the "nurse call" button. 465 00:29:25,782 --> 00:29:26,717 I will. 466 00:29:26,817 --> 00:29:28,718 You come with me. 467 00:29:48,947 --> 00:29:52,042 Always causing trouble. 468 00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:01,051 Could be a crime or just an accident. 469 00:30:01,151 --> 00:30:02,786 Beep! 470 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,207 Pardon? 471 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:08,033 Only one set of footprints. 472 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:09,576 Really? 473 00:30:10,193 --> 00:30:11,620 Sorry, Ma'am. 474 00:30:12,863 --> 00:30:15,732 We'll still investigate it as... 475 00:30:15,832 --> 00:30:20,087 attempted murder, attempted suicide, or as merely an accident. 476 00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:22,798 Pardon me Miss Jinchoge, but... 477 00:30:23,098 --> 00:30:27,135 would your mother have any reason to attempt suicide? 478 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,420 No. 479 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,765 Was she resented by anyone, in particular? 480 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,083 Not at all. 481 00:30:33,191 --> 00:30:34,768 I see. 482 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:39,551 Any reason she'd go to that lake? 483 00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:40,987 Well... 484 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:44,528 The thing is, when we were fishing her out of the lake... 485 00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:47,924 we did find something odd. 486 00:30:48,024 --> 00:30:48,922 Yes? 487 00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:52,969 This device here. 488 00:30:53,712 --> 00:30:56,581 Any idea what it is? 489 00:30:56,681 --> 00:30:58,225 Afraid not. 490 00:30:58,325 --> 00:31:03,980 It was lying very close to where your mother was found. 491 00:31:04,915 --> 00:31:08,160 Anything come to mind? 492 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:15,976 No. 493 00:31:16,868 --> 00:31:18,603 I don't know. 494 00:31:18,703 --> 00:31:22,599 What do you think this rod and cucumber means? 495 00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:25,035 Some kind of invention? 496 00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:27,664 I wouldn't call it an "invention". Would you? 497 00:31:27,764 --> 00:31:29,139 Hardly. 498 00:31:29,239 --> 00:31:30,857 'Course not. 499 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:33,391 Cucumber to catch water sprites? 500 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:36,588 Don't trivialize things. 501 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,198 Yes, sir. I'm sorry. 502 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,599 That's okay. 503 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:43,669 Another oddity was found in the lake, too. 504 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,214 A post post. 505 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,933 "Post post"? 506 00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:49,359 Post box. 507 00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:51,528 - Oh, that's right. - Huh? 508 00:31:51,628 --> 00:31:54,356 Stolen 30 years ago. 509 00:31:54,506 --> 00:31:55,632 A post box. 510 00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:57,525 Yes, a post box. 511 00:32:19,151 --> 00:32:21,701 Well, I may have said a little too much, but still... 512 00:32:22,334 --> 00:32:23,793 So Nakajima, found anything? 513 00:32:23,844 --> 00:32:28,715 Well, most of the letters are illegible. But some are okay. 514 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,202 Hey! 515 00:32:32,677 --> 00:32:34,004 What is it? 516 00:32:37,382 --> 00:32:40,936 Huh? How do you read these characters? 517 00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:42,662 "Jinchoge." 518 00:32:44,301 --> 00:32:45,324 No way. 519 00:32:45,424 --> 00:32:47,575 I'm serious. 520 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:54,607 Man, I want to quit forensics! 521 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:00,964 Anyway, this letter emerged. 522 00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:04,201 It was sent by your mother. 523 00:33:04,301 --> 00:33:09,122 We could deliver it to the address listed on it. 524 00:33:10,107 --> 00:33:12,542 But we thought you should see it. 525 00:33:12,851 --> 00:33:15,895 Ti-hya-mo-chai. 526 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,280 Excuse me? 527 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:22,475 I mean, we're dealing with something big here. 528 00:33:22,575 --> 00:33:23,581 What? 529 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:25,630 Just try and relax. 530 00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:27,040 That would be you. 531 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,592 Exactly. 532 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,210 What does it say? 533 00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:31,995 I can't... 534 00:33:34,122 --> 00:33:36,341 Give us an idea. 535 00:33:36,441 --> 00:33:37,309 Please. 536 00:33:37,409 --> 00:33:39,436 It could be important. 537 00:33:39,536 --> 00:33:40,787 Could be. 538 00:33:41,413 --> 00:33:43,373 But if I tell you... 539 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:49,162 you'll learn that I'm not my father's child. 540 00:33:49,521 --> 00:33:50,847 Sorry? 541 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,500 According to the letter... 542 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,903 skipping over some stuff... 543 00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:59,105 the most surprising bit reads... 544 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:04,544 "The child I am carrying is yours." 545 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:10,684 "But I plan to keep that locked away in my heart as I marry 'him'." 546 00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:14,896 So the letter's addressed to your real dad? 547 00:34:15,497 --> 00:34:18,458 It would appear so. 548 00:34:20,293 --> 00:34:24,080 But I have my doubts. 549 00:34:30,061 --> 00:34:31,304 Something wrong? 550 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,598 Why the pirouette? 551 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,151 Why not? 552 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:44,234 Forget "gradual erosion." My life was plunging into a bottomless swamp. 553 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:49,414 According to my Aunt Ikeda, the man in the letter was Noburo Jinchoge... 554 00:34:49,514 --> 00:34:55,211 a distant relative of my mother's and something of a stain on the family. 555 00:34:55,361 --> 00:35:01,751 He disappeared a year before I was born, and hasn't been heard from since. 556 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:07,290 Still I couldn't help wonder what kind of person my "real dad" was. 557 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:10,735 Maybe my comatose mother... 558 00:35:10,835 --> 00:35:16,975 would regain consciousness after a touching reunion with this man. 559 00:35:17,075 --> 00:35:18,760 "Noburo Jinchoge" 560 00:35:21,279 --> 00:35:22,080 This way. 561 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:27,427 Or maybe, I thought greedily, he'd turn out to be some big tycoon. 562 00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:29,546 Yes! 563 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:36,008 Anyhow, I decided to seek out the address on the letter. 564 00:35:55,305 --> 00:36:00,860 I didn't expect to find him, though. After all, the address was 30 years old. 565 00:36:01,094 --> 00:36:06,216 The address led me to a suspicious-looking antique shop. 566 00:36:06,316 --> 00:36:09,492 "Antiques welcomed." 567 00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:14,007 Who're you!? 568 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:17,510 What do you want? 569 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:23,500 Well, I'm looking for a Mr. Noburo Jinchoge. 570 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:25,101 That's me. 571 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:28,896 I'm Noburo Jinchoge. 572 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:39,516 I'm sorry to have disturbed you. 573 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:42,935 Wait! Come in. 574 00:36:49,526 --> 00:36:51,636 So, what is it? 575 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,516 Oh, just a few interesting circumstances. 576 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,244 Antique shop? 577 00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:04,190 What's it look like? Well, they're not real antiques. 578 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,316 Not real? 579 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:06,943 'Course they're real! 580 00:37:07,277 --> 00:37:08,378 Take this for example. 581 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:11,623 - What's that? - Dried scorpion, for herbal medicine. 582 00:37:11,723 --> 00:37:14,709 Really? People buy this? 583 00:37:19,389 --> 00:37:20,490 See? 584 00:37:21,624 --> 00:37:23,026 That's an antique? 585 00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:25,036 No. A personal effect. 586 00:37:25,361 --> 00:37:26,896 Who are you? 587 00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:30,216 Actually, I'm a Jinchoge, too. 588 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,443 A relative? 589 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:34,704 Yeah, distant... very distant. 590 00:37:34,804 --> 00:37:36,072 That's good. 591 00:37:36,773 --> 00:37:37,699 Gum? 592 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:39,492 Thank you. 593 00:37:41,110 --> 00:37:42,462 Ow! 594 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:43,922 Funny, huh? 595 00:37:44,022 --> 00:37:45,715 No, it's not! 596 00:37:47,926 --> 00:37:51,930 Are you considered "missing", Mr. Noburo? 597 00:37:52,030 --> 00:37:53,673 Who said that? 598 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,558 All your relatives. 599 00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:59,295 Yes, I used to be a roamer. 600 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,432 Up until 5 years ago. 601 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,976 Oh my God. 602 00:38:13,076 --> 00:38:14,652 Oh my... 603 00:38:16,062 --> 00:38:18,331 Phew. 604 00:38:19,107 --> 00:38:21,943 This is no run-of-the-mill cat talisman. 605 00:38:22,043 --> 00:38:27,757 It's a wealth-generating miracle worker. I'll sell it to you for 2,000 yen. 606 00:38:27,857 --> 00:38:29,058 - Only, 2,000 yen. - I'll take it! 607 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:35,298 I survived by selling junk. And I learned what people wanted. 608 00:38:36,032 --> 00:38:37,319 Hence the shop? 609 00:38:37,419 --> 00:38:39,486 No, I was fibbing just now. 610 00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:40,653 Huh? 611 00:38:41,813 --> 00:38:44,057 I was in prison. 612 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,017 - Really? - No. 613 00:38:46,551 --> 00:38:49,946 - Look, Bub... - But I have been all over Japan. 614 00:38:50,046 --> 00:38:54,317 Let me ask you again. Are you Noburo Jinchoge? 615 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:55,485 Me? No. 616 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:56,619 I thought not. 617 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,972 Just kidding. I'm him. 618 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:00,757 What's the deal with you? 619 00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,162 And what's that? 620 00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:09,465 It's a secret coating. 621 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:12,835 It turns anything old. 622 00:39:12,985 --> 00:39:14,528 For faking stuff? 623 00:39:14,678 --> 00:39:15,572 For aging stuff. 624 00:39:15,672 --> 00:39:17,140 Still... 625 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:19,875 - Hand me your cell phone. - Okay. 626 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,615 What're you doing!? 627 00:39:25,715 --> 00:39:27,392 You'll like this. 628 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:29,377 No, I won't! 629 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:37,693 Hey, Ma... what's the deal with this letter, huh? 630 00:39:38,303 --> 00:39:42,115 Is my real father Noburo Jinchoge? 631 00:39:42,498 --> 00:39:46,519 That shady peddler's my dad? 632 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:52,341 Hey, don't play dead with me. 633 00:39:56,663 --> 00:39:59,089 You're conscious, aren't you? 634 00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:05,588 Stop fooling around and start taking some responsibility for your actions. 635 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:16,732 If you're going to harbor a secret like that, why can't it be... 636 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,710 Oh darling~ 637 00:40:24,082 --> 00:40:27,877 even remotely romantic? 638 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:31,381 No resemblance whatsoever. 639 00:40:41,674 --> 00:40:43,926 Life sucks. 640 00:40:44,927 --> 00:40:49,399 And it's getting worse by the second. 641 00:40:50,817 --> 00:40:54,787 No need to ever see him again. 642 00:40:56,089 --> 00:40:59,876 This letter is... rabbit food. 643 00:41:01,561 --> 00:41:03,396 No rabbit. 644 00:41:05,957 --> 00:41:08,518 Huh? My cell phone... 645 00:41:15,566 --> 00:41:19,812 It's Haname Jinchoge. I visited you earlier today. 646 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:23,483 I believe I left my cell phone there. 647 00:41:24,283 --> 00:41:29,605 Yes, the one you doused in mud. 648 00:41:30,548 --> 00:41:32,825 That's the one. 649 00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:39,182 No, I can't make it out there. Could you send it to me at...? 650 00:41:40,842 --> 00:41:44,650 Hey, I'm still talking. Don't just hang up! 651 00:41:44,775 --> 00:41:47,340 XXX! XXX! Meow! 652 00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:56,397 - Well? - What have you done! 653 00:41:56,574 --> 00:42:00,993 - It's hideous! - That's odd, where is it... 654 00:42:02,196 --> 00:42:04,307 Watch it, onion breath! 655 00:42:04,407 --> 00:42:07,043 Sorry, sorry. 656 00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:13,599 Hey, Mr. Light Bulb! Look here! What'll you give me for this painting? 657 00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:16,902 What's that? I'll give you 10 yen. 658 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,965 10 yen, huh? 659 00:42:21,065 --> 00:42:23,609 10 yen... ten... 10 yen! 660 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:28,197 Really? But I thought it was pretty good. Don't you think it's good? 661 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:29,966 2 yen, then! 662 00:42:30,116 --> 00:42:31,067 Move it! 663 00:42:31,534 --> 00:42:34,971 Really? It's a good painting, though. 664 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,312 He got smaller. 665 00:42:46,207 --> 00:42:47,783 Terrible painting, wasn't it. 666 00:42:47,883 --> 00:42:49,085 You could tell? 667 00:42:49,185 --> 00:42:50,653 Of course. 668 00:42:50,753 --> 00:42:53,103 Want to get something to eat? 669 00:42:53,503 --> 00:42:57,059 - Outta of the way, crab breath! - Okay... 670 00:42:58,578 --> 00:43:00,163 Eat up. 671 00:43:00,263 --> 00:43:02,398 Looks delicious! 672 00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:04,400 Sure is. Right, Mama? 673 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,229 You bet. One bite and... you'll do flips. 674 00:43:11,575 --> 00:43:14,143 What's her story? 675 00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:16,212 Ah, that's good! 676 00:43:20,650 --> 00:43:23,786 Wow, this is fabulous! I'm surprised. 677 00:43:23,886 --> 00:43:26,756 - You see? - Yeah, tasty. 678 00:43:31,294 --> 00:43:32,753 That good, huh? 679 00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,698 I haven't eaten well of late. 680 00:43:35,798 --> 00:43:39,451 - Things are tough? - Yeah, kind of. 681 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:44,556 What's your mom's name? 682 00:43:45,675 --> 00:43:48,527 You kinda resemble someone. 683 00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:50,079 I do? 684 00:43:50,546 --> 00:43:54,842 A woman I knew... the way you savor your food. 685 00:43:57,553 --> 00:43:58,746 Um... 686 00:43:59,522 --> 00:44:00,790 Welcome. 687 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:02,358 Hey, Light Bulb. 688 00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:06,028 Yo, Gas. Punk rockers eat omelets? 689 00:44:06,128 --> 00:44:07,129 Why not? 690 00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:09,966 Punk's should eat something bad for them. 691 00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:11,443 Who asked you? 692 00:44:11,543 --> 00:44:14,503 Gas here is a hapless punk rocker. 693 00:44:14,603 --> 00:44:15,805 Shut up. 694 00:44:15,905 --> 00:44:18,166 - This is Haname. - I'm Haname. 695 00:44:18,366 --> 00:44:19,452 Gas. 696 00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:22,845 Ow! 697 00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,481 Anyway's, you Light Bulb's girl? 698 00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:28,142 - No. - She's a relative. 699 00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:30,194 How boring. 700 00:44:30,294 --> 00:44:31,871 No, it's not. 701 00:44:36,409 --> 00:44:38,060 I see a resemblance. 702 00:44:38,861 --> 00:44:41,345 - To whom? - To Light Bulb. 703 00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:46,026 Absolutely not! 704 00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:47,786 There is. 705 00:44:49,739 --> 00:44:51,607 No need to glare. 706 00:44:51,707 --> 00:44:54,301 An illegitimate child of yours? 707 00:44:59,749 --> 00:45:01,484 It's nothing like that! 708 00:45:05,021 --> 00:45:07,581 It's very iffy. 709 00:45:07,898 --> 00:45:13,554 Could this "Light Bulb man" really be my father? 710 00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:23,806 So the question is... do I show him the letter or not? 711 00:45:25,508 --> 00:45:26,859 Thief! 712 00:45:28,944 --> 00:45:30,821 Hello? 713 00:45:31,847 --> 00:45:34,450 What is that? 714 00:45:36,085 --> 00:45:37,687 Here's the switch. 715 00:45:38,254 --> 00:45:40,423 Is it safe? Beware of electric shock. 716 00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:43,426 Hey! 717 00:45:44,026 --> 00:45:45,227 Not funny. 718 00:45:46,646 --> 00:45:48,130 "Fish Sausage" - What's that? 719 00:45:48,230 --> 00:45:49,565 Beats me. 720 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:54,428 "Yam Noodles" 721 00:45:54,528 --> 00:45:55,746 What's this? 722 00:45:56,155 --> 00:45:58,599 Let's try it again. 723 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,411 "Fish Dumpling" 724 00:46:05,614 --> 00:46:06,641 Hey. 725 00:46:08,384 --> 00:46:09,452 You again? 726 00:46:09,752 --> 00:46:10,903 What's that? 727 00:46:11,154 --> 00:46:11,954 Ah! 728 00:46:12,054 --> 00:46:13,456 I know! 729 00:46:13,556 --> 00:46:17,001 - It's an "oden" roulette device. - Why? 730 00:46:17,101 --> 00:46:21,063 Dunno. But these are all "oden" ingredients. 731 00:46:21,163 --> 00:46:23,466 - Can I ask something? - Sure. 732 00:46:23,566 --> 00:46:26,293 Why make a roulette device for "oden"? 733 00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:28,821 How should I know? 734 00:46:29,046 --> 00:46:31,707 Is there a need for this? 735 00:46:31,807 --> 00:46:37,438 I doubt it. Maybe it's for commercial use. 736 00:46:38,247 --> 00:46:41,183 Ah, you may have a point there! 737 00:46:41,283 --> 00:46:43,152 Commercial use, right? 738 00:46:46,288 --> 00:46:47,506 "Red poppy" 739 00:46:47,815 --> 00:46:51,460 "Red poppy"? Can't eat that. 740 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,696 That's odd. 741 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,043 "Indian Summer" 742 00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:04,490 Weird. It's straying even further from food. 743 00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:07,757 This... 744 00:47:07,857 --> 00:47:09,829 It's just nonsense. 745 00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:11,230 Gotcha. 746 00:47:12,823 --> 00:47:15,593 What do you think it's for, then? 747 00:47:15,693 --> 00:47:16,876 Who cares? 748 00:47:16,976 --> 00:47:18,382 You don't want to know? 749 00:47:18,482 --> 00:47:20,298 Not in the slightest. 750 00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:21,949 What's that? 751 00:47:22,074 --> 00:47:23,409 Wheat Sludge. Hungry? 752 00:47:23,509 --> 00:47:25,595 No, thanks. That's gross. 753 00:47:25,695 --> 00:47:26,696 Right? 754 00:47:29,732 --> 00:47:31,300 Excuse me... 755 00:47:34,904 --> 00:47:35,771 Yes? 756 00:47:35,871 --> 00:47:37,707 Mr. Light Bulb? 757 00:47:37,807 --> 00:47:39,650 That's me. 758 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,945 I'm so glad. I've been looking for you. 759 00:47:43,045 --> 00:47:45,289 You have? Me? 760 00:47:45,998 --> 00:47:48,753 Welcome, Madam. You... get out! 761 00:47:48,853 --> 00:47:50,087 - Hey! - What the hell!? 762 00:47:50,188 --> 00:47:51,603 Can you help me? 763 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,539 Certainly. Your wish is my command. 764 00:47:53,639 --> 00:47:55,933 Huh? See that change? 765 00:47:56,033 --> 00:47:57,459 Must be his "type". 766 00:47:57,559 --> 00:48:01,222 The truth is I'd like to look for something. 767 00:48:01,322 --> 00:48:05,634 You've come to the right place. What is it your searching for? 768 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:11,582 Do you have a King Tut fortune-telling machine? 769 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,278 No, that's not it. 770 00:48:18,689 --> 00:48:19,665 Come again? 771 00:48:19,765 --> 00:48:23,460 It came out over 20 years ago. 772 00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:30,033 "Insert 100 yen"? 773 00:48:30,133 --> 00:48:35,564 It showed the face of one's future spouse. 774 00:48:37,032 --> 00:48:39,835 It was shaped like King Tut. 775 00:48:39,952 --> 00:48:46,575 In the name of the pharaoh, please enter your date of birth and gender. 776 00:48:46,899 --> 00:48:53,874 Very well. Your future partner in life will be this gentleman. 777 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,094 It produced a photograph. 778 00:48:57,194 --> 00:48:58,537 Let me see. 779 00:48:58,988 --> 00:49:02,508 Oh my God. He looks dorky. 780 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,561 You try then, Wakako. 781 00:49:07,621 --> 00:49:14,453 Very well. Your future partner in life will be this gentleman. 782 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:19,850 Hey, let me see. 783 00:49:19,950 --> 00:49:20,935 No! 784 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:25,138 Let me see! 785 00:49:25,731 --> 00:49:27,099 Wait! 786 00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:28,559 You ate it? 787 00:49:29,693 --> 00:49:31,820 Yes... well... 788 00:49:32,004 --> 00:49:34,698 He was that bad, huh? 789 00:49:35,099 --> 00:49:38,711 I don't remember his face. I ate the photo so quickly. 790 00:49:38,811 --> 00:49:40,871 I'm confused here. 791 00:49:40,971 --> 00:49:44,441 You feared facing your destiny. All people do. 792 00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:45,743 But why eat it? 793 00:49:45,843 --> 00:49:48,279 She was "swallowing" her fate. 794 00:49:48,379 --> 00:49:50,314 Yeah, whatever. 795 00:49:50,706 --> 00:49:52,349 Please don't laugh. 796 00:49:52,855 --> 00:49:53,900 Hey! 797 00:49:56,095 --> 00:49:58,063 It's the pharaoh's curse. 798 00:49:58,697 --> 00:50:02,751 You see... I'm still single. 799 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:04,403 With your beauty? 800 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:06,755 What pharaoh's curse? 801 00:50:07,122 --> 00:50:10,634 Of course, I've been proposed to by a man. 802 00:50:10,734 --> 00:50:14,446 But I just couldn't be sure if... 803 00:50:14,914 --> 00:50:16,882 he was the one... 804 00:50:18,909 --> 00:50:20,586 in the photograph. 805 00:50:20,686 --> 00:50:22,637 Little obsessive? 806 00:50:23,022 --> 00:50:27,534 Hasn't anything ever bothered you like that? 807 00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:30,116 Ah! 808 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:37,619 If it bothered you that much, why didn't you try it again? 809 00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:39,162 I did. 810 00:50:40,781 --> 00:50:44,426 I returned to the same place the next day. 811 00:50:44,852 --> 00:50:48,092 But the King Tut fortune-telling machine was gone. 812 00:50:56,238 --> 00:50:58,832 Excuse me! Where's the King Tut fortune-telling machine? 813 00:50:58,932 --> 00:51:01,885 I asked a nearby bar owner about it. 814 00:51:02,127 --> 00:51:04,880 He denied it ever existed. 815 00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:08,934 Sounds like something from The Twighlight Zone. 816 00:51:09,034 --> 00:51:11,704 - That's for sure. - So you want me to find it? 817 00:51:12,705 --> 00:51:14,223 It's not here, is it? 818 00:51:14,323 --> 00:51:16,875 - Regrettably, no. - I see. 819 00:51:16,975 --> 00:51:19,311 Never heard of such a thing. 820 00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:21,180 Perhaps you imagined it? 821 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,941 No. I saw it. 822 00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,351 I haven't. 823 00:51:25,451 --> 00:51:29,471 You only believe what you can see, so stay out of this. 824 00:51:29,571 --> 00:51:30,481 Why? 825 00:51:30,581 --> 00:51:35,052 We humans can see the unbelievable, if we allow ourselves to believe it. 826 00:51:35,152 --> 00:51:36,403 I don't allow it. 827 00:51:36,503 --> 00:51:37,672 Quiet, greenhorn! 828 00:51:37,772 --> 00:51:38,822 Huh!? 829 00:51:39,289 --> 00:51:43,477 I beg you to find it. I can pay you fairly well. 830 00:51:43,669 --> 00:51:47,372 Are you pretty well off? 831 00:51:47,698 --> 00:51:49,508 Yes, somewhat. 832 00:51:49,608 --> 00:51:52,686 Don't worry. Consider it found. 833 00:51:52,945 --> 00:51:55,904 - Right? - Don't look at me. 834 00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:00,975 - Thanks so much for your tme. - Well, see you again. 835 00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:04,472 Wait a second! 836 00:52:08,218 --> 00:52:10,948 Here, this'll bring you luck. 837 00:52:11,048 --> 00:52:12,649 Thank you. 838 00:52:13,724 --> 00:52:15,776 Oh, wait! Please! 839 00:52:20,731 --> 00:52:25,160 What a sucker he is taking a job like that. 840 00:52:25,282 --> 00:52:26,912 But you'll look for it, right? 841 00:52:27,012 --> 00:52:28,380 She's paying us. 842 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,109 I've never heard of a King Tut fortune-telling machine. 843 00:52:32,209 --> 00:52:36,972 Even so, if it was 20 years ago, it's probably been destroyed. 844 00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:38,840 You don't know that. 845 00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:42,836 Huh? Whose side are you on? 846 00:52:42,936 --> 00:52:44,056 What do you mean? 847 00:52:44,256 --> 00:52:46,423 Be consistent here. 848 00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:49,893 Do you believe that? Or not? 849 00:52:49,993 --> 00:52:53,889 I waver sometimes too, you know. 850 00:52:59,353 --> 00:53:01,789 A King Tut machine, right? 851 00:53:01,889 --> 00:53:03,157 Find anything? 852 00:53:03,257 --> 00:53:04,891 I sure did. 853 00:53:09,446 --> 00:53:12,082 Sorry to bother you with this. 854 00:53:12,182 --> 00:53:13,642 No problem at all. 855 00:53:14,785 --> 00:53:19,381 So how's married life so far? Troublesome? 856 00:53:19,898 --> 00:53:21,250 Lovely. 857 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,068 - How nice. - Yes. 858 00:53:23,168 --> 00:53:24,403 I don't care. 859 00:53:24,503 --> 00:53:25,350 You don't? 860 00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:26,897 I don't. 861 00:53:27,156 --> 00:53:32,060 Now that fortune telling machine you're wondering about... 862 00:53:34,246 --> 00:53:35,818 - Here it is. - This? 863 00:53:35,918 --> 00:53:37,131 "Pharaoh Tells All" - Yes, that's it. 864 00:53:37,231 --> 00:53:39,668 - Oh, wow! - Yeah. 865 00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:41,378 So this is it. 866 00:53:41,478 --> 00:53:45,549 A company called Taian Trading got it from guess where? 867 00:53:45,649 --> 00:53:46,540 Where? 868 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,318 Overseas. 869 00:53:54,282 --> 00:53:55,233 Creepy. 870 00:53:56,956 --> 00:53:57,987 Ugh! 871 00:54:01,365 --> 00:54:03,375 Yes, I remember. 872 00:54:03,475 --> 00:54:04,993 Really? 873 00:54:05,344 --> 00:54:07,421 Why would I lie? 874 00:54:07,571 --> 00:54:09,047 Good point. 875 00:54:09,481 --> 00:54:11,733 Egyptian-looking. 876 00:54:12,442 --> 00:54:14,136 King Tut, was it? 877 00:54:14,353 --> 00:54:19,725 That was a real puzzling piece of machinery. 878 00:54:19,825 --> 00:54:23,507 It produced photographs of people's future spouses, right? 879 00:54:23,607 --> 00:54:25,088 Yeah, that's right. 880 00:54:30,527 --> 00:54:33,072 Hey, how did it work? 881 00:54:33,172 --> 00:54:36,641 Don't ask me. I have no idea. 882 00:54:37,267 --> 00:54:39,945 But it was accurate. 883 00:54:40,179 --> 00:54:41,380 You're kidding. 884 00:54:42,230 --> 00:54:44,708 It was right about... 885 00:54:45,684 --> 00:54:47,361 my wife. 886 00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:53,141 Um... is the machine still around? 887 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,826 God, no. 888 00:54:55,026 --> 00:54:56,370 Hey, Boss! 889 00:54:56,470 --> 00:54:58,330 Dead crow here! 890 00:54:58,430 --> 00:55:01,091 What? Get rid of it then. 891 00:55:01,191 --> 00:55:03,026 No way! 892 00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:07,798 Unbelievable... It takes all kinds, right? 893 00:55:08,315 --> 00:55:12,168 Might you have a bill of goods or something? 894 00:55:13,308 --> 00:55:14,304 No. 895 00:55:15,781 --> 00:55:21,253 Look here, it was over 20 years ago. And nobody bought them. 896 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,630 What do you say to that? 897 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,008 Nothing. 898 00:55:27,801 --> 00:55:30,145 If it's gone, it's gone. 899 00:55:30,654 --> 00:55:32,206 Let's make one. 900 00:55:32,306 --> 00:55:33,682 How? 901 00:55:33,899 --> 00:55:35,976 I'm an electrician. 902 00:55:36,076 --> 00:55:37,469 Not gas? 903 00:55:37,778 --> 00:55:39,696 So sue me. 904 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,548 She'll know for sure. 905 00:55:41,648 --> 00:55:42,858 Maybe not. 906 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,243 Yes, she will. 907 00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:49,723 She wants to believe. 908 00:55:49,823 --> 00:55:51,683 I suppose so. 909 00:55:52,150 --> 00:55:54,520 Oh, I want to show you something. 910 00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,871 Hold this. 911 00:55:59,675 --> 00:56:01,585 Well? 912 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,320 A nail? 913 00:56:03,595 --> 00:56:06,515 Bent in a very telling way. 914 00:56:09,503 --> 00:56:11,278 You think so? 915 00:56:11,770 --> 00:56:13,555 Too bad. You fail. 916 00:56:13,949 --> 00:56:17,801 This is how I determine my friends... if a person understands this. 917 00:56:17,901 --> 00:56:19,194 With a nail? 918 00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:23,665 People who can appreciate this... earn my trust. 919 00:56:27,069 --> 00:56:29,187 Ready or not...! 920 00:56:29,669 --> 00:56:31,323 Ready! 921 00:56:31,423 --> 00:56:37,245 You see, I once found a perfectly bent nail in a storehouse. 922 00:56:37,629 --> 00:56:39,364 A hook nail. 923 00:56:39,721 --> 00:56:41,433 Look here! 924 00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:45,721 I showed it off to everybody at school. 925 00:56:45,871 --> 00:56:48,457 Ta-da! Isn't it great? 926 00:56:48,607 --> 00:56:53,052 - But nobody agreed with me. - Crazy! 927 00:56:55,530 --> 00:56:58,850 The first to appreciate it was, surprisingly, my mom. 928 00:56:58,950 --> 00:57:02,671 The secret to good sketches is size. 929 00:57:02,771 --> 00:57:06,775 She called it "lovely." And we both drew pictures of it. 930 00:57:08,193 --> 00:57:10,721 When I worked for a magazine... 931 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:14,750 and we did a feature on antiques... 932 00:57:14,850 --> 00:57:18,295 I suggested the nail for the cover page, but... 933 00:57:18,395 --> 00:57:19,621 But? 934 00:57:20,197 --> 00:57:21,873 It was rejected. 935 00:57:21,973 --> 00:57:28,313 Except for a writer named Ichinose. She said it was cute. 936 00:57:29,581 --> 00:57:31,817 So I fail? 937 00:57:32,684 --> 00:57:36,004 Miserably! You didn't get it at all. 938 00:57:36,697 --> 00:57:37,931 Big deal. 939 00:57:38,031 --> 00:57:40,142 Fail, fail, fail! 940 00:57:40,242 --> 00:57:41,626 Shut up! 941 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,433 Hey. 942 00:57:50,569 --> 00:57:53,689 Forget it. There's no King Tut. 943 00:57:53,789 --> 00:57:55,190 You never know. 944 00:57:55,290 --> 00:57:58,402 Break the news to Ms. Wakako yourself, okay? 945 00:57:58,502 --> 00:58:03,307 Ms. Wakako... what an incredible beauty. I'd like to marry her. 946 00:58:03,407 --> 00:58:05,192 I bet... you cheat. 947 00:58:05,292 --> 00:58:06,535 "Cheat"? 948 00:58:06,635 --> 00:58:07,477 Well, because... 949 00:58:07,577 --> 00:58:10,240 Oh my! I didn't know you liked me that much, Haname. 950 00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:11,990 You should've said sooner. 951 00:58:12,090 --> 00:58:13,859 That's not it! 952 00:58:14,393 --> 00:58:15,894 What're you doing? 953 00:58:15,994 --> 00:58:17,587 Puckering up. 954 00:58:17,687 --> 00:58:19,205 Gross. 955 00:58:22,167 --> 00:58:24,519 - Hey, Light Bulb... - Yeah, what's up? 956 00:58:25,754 --> 00:58:26,980 Hello. 957 00:58:28,607 --> 00:58:31,151 There's a game graveyard. 958 00:58:31,526 --> 00:58:32,585 Bingo! 959 00:58:33,687 --> 00:58:38,350 So we all spontaneously headed for an arcade game graveyard. 960 00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:41,670 So you were investigating on your own, Gas? 961 00:58:41,770 --> 00:58:43,388 Found it by chance. 962 00:58:43,864 --> 00:58:45,031 Thank you. 963 00:58:45,131 --> 00:58:47,058 He's an okay guy, really. 964 00:58:47,158 --> 00:58:49,753 - For a punk rocker. - Quiet. 965 00:58:51,763 --> 00:58:52,931 Let's all get along. 966 00:58:53,031 --> 00:58:54,733 That's right. 967 00:59:20,191 --> 00:59:21,526 Hold it. 968 00:59:29,702 --> 00:59:31,548 You two! 969 00:59:32,831 --> 00:59:35,816 - Yes, I certainly remember seeing it. - Really? 970 00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,726 He's got a good memory. 971 00:59:37,826 --> 00:59:39,804 Must've been 20 years ago. 972 00:59:39,904 --> 00:59:40,879 This? 973 00:59:41,246 --> 00:59:44,140 Wow, that's nostalgic! 974 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,060 - Think it's really here? - Well, it's possible. 975 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:51,456 That's right. That heap is for stuff under 30 years old. 976 00:59:51,556 --> 00:59:53,616 Have a look. 977 00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:56,186 Looks impossible. 978 00:59:56,286 --> 01:00:00,432 Don't worry. Things have a way of working out. 979 01:00:03,310 --> 01:00:05,605 By the way, where's the third guy? 980 01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:06,863 He died. 981 01:00:06,963 --> 01:00:07,764 Eh? 982 01:00:07,864 --> 01:00:09,866 Just kidding, he has indigestion. 983 01:00:11,977 --> 01:00:13,778 What the...? 984 01:00:25,582 --> 01:00:27,242 Can I borrow this? 985 01:00:27,717 --> 01:00:28,927 Sure, go ahead. 986 01:00:45,835 --> 01:00:49,055 Gas excavated the game graveyard... 987 01:00:49,539 --> 01:00:53,601 as if he were an archaeologist among the pyramids of Egypt. 988 01:00:54,686 --> 01:00:59,324 Pretty soon, he'd found something odd. 989 01:01:00,216 --> 01:01:01,309 What? 990 01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:02,969 I found a cave. 991 01:01:03,069 --> 01:01:04,771 That's suspicious. 992 01:01:11,369 --> 01:01:14,005 - Let's go in. - You're kidding! 993 01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:16,132 Okay! We'll split up. 994 01:01:18,877 --> 01:01:20,470 I'd rather not. 995 01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:22,572 That's okay. We'll handle it. 996 01:01:22,672 --> 01:01:24,947 What...? 997 01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:29,170 Then I bid you "pharaoh". 998 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,189 Oh, that's shocking. 999 01:01:33,725 --> 01:01:36,526 You brought the rain with that. 1000 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:38,071 What could be worse? 1001 01:01:38,171 --> 01:01:39,472 Hey! 1002 01:01:43,248 --> 01:01:44,569 How's this? 1003 01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:47,338 Resourceful! 1004 01:01:52,252 --> 01:01:53,945 Here. You'll catch a cold. 1005 01:01:54,045 --> 01:01:55,396 Thank you. 1006 01:02:02,604 --> 01:02:04,022 Surprisingly effective. 1007 01:02:04,122 --> 01:02:06,091 I feel enchanted. 1008 01:02:06,191 --> 01:02:08,434 Like the Seven Dwarves. 1009 01:02:20,146 --> 01:02:21,922 - Haname! - Coming! 1010 01:02:22,834 --> 01:02:24,034 What is it? 1011 01:02:24,267 --> 01:02:25,994 Grab that end. 1012 01:02:26,261 --> 01:02:27,228 Here? 1013 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,914 - One, two... - Okay! 1014 01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,061 Wow! 1015 01:02:34,161 --> 01:02:36,387 Whoah! 1016 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,996 Ah, you found it. 1017 01:02:51,096 --> 01:02:52,495 You bet. 1018 01:02:53,104 --> 01:02:56,066 Your appointment with destiny has come. 1019 01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,284 Ow... my tummy. 1020 01:02:57,384 --> 01:02:58,785 What's up with you? 1021 01:03:11,990 --> 01:03:14,000 How's it look, Gas? 1022 01:03:15,794 --> 01:03:19,322 Well, the wiring looks intact. 1023 01:03:20,765 --> 01:03:24,477 Gas the electrician. Sorry, I couldn't resist. 1024 01:03:24,627 --> 01:03:26,121 Don't sweat it. 1025 01:03:27,122 --> 01:03:30,600 Okay, let's give it a whirl. 1026 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,978 Got an outlet? 1027 01:03:33,078 --> 01:03:34,362 Here. 1028 01:03:39,943 --> 01:03:41,202 Ready? 1029 01:03:42,754 --> 01:03:44,157 Just a moment! 1030 01:03:44,808 --> 01:03:46,683 My tummy's acting up again. 1031 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:49,169 You should eat better. 1032 01:03:49,269 --> 01:03:51,179 Go find a toilet. 1033 01:03:52,147 --> 01:03:53,798 I'm okay now. 1034 01:03:54,449 --> 01:03:55,683 Here goes. 1035 01:04:01,654 --> 01:04:03,032 That's funny. 1036 01:04:06,569 --> 01:04:08,229 It's not plugged in yet. 1037 01:04:08,329 --> 01:04:09,798 Well, come on. 1038 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,103 Yipee! 1039 01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:26,464 We did it! We did it! 1040 01:04:26,564 --> 01:04:27,599 Pipe down. 1041 01:04:27,699 --> 01:04:28,950 Oh... 1042 01:04:29,801 --> 01:04:33,304 All right, Ms. Wakako. It's time. 1043 01:04:34,030 --> 01:04:35,106 Yes. 1044 01:04:38,543 --> 01:04:42,163 My life's bill has come due. 1045 01:04:46,409 --> 01:04:52,172 In the name of the pharaoh, please enter your date of birth and gender. 1046 01:04:58,463 --> 01:05:05,161 Very well. Your future partner in life will be this gentleman. 1047 01:05:09,941 --> 01:05:11,492 Ms. Wakako. 1048 01:05:12,544 --> 01:05:13,678 Yes. 1049 01:05:20,504 --> 01:05:21,635 Huh!? 1050 01:05:21,845 --> 01:05:23,688 So, what's he like? 1051 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,720 Eh!? 1052 01:05:39,137 --> 01:05:42,107 Ms. Wakako's case aside... 1053 01:05:42,207 --> 01:05:46,627 I soon found myself obsessed with antiques. 1054 01:05:47,804 --> 01:05:51,749 While I'm sure many items carry historical value... 1055 01:05:52,025 --> 01:05:56,104 I'm more intrigued by those imbued with sentimental value. 1056 01:05:56,512 --> 01:06:01,167 What's one man's garbage is another man's treasure. 1057 01:06:07,332 --> 01:06:12,245 The thrill is detecting value in something that seems worthless. 1058 01:06:12,345 --> 01:06:14,372 Then watching it's value rise. 1059 01:06:14,472 --> 01:06:17,744 - Wait, I was first. - Hey... 1060 01:06:18,147 --> 01:06:19,306 Give that back! 1061 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:22,664 It's all very strange and exciting. 1062 01:06:22,764 --> 01:06:24,214 - Stop it! - Get off! 1063 01:06:25,890 --> 01:06:28,130 Let go! Give it back. 1064 01:06:30,813 --> 01:06:31,956 Stop! 1065 01:06:33,658 --> 01:06:38,996 So I decided to show Mr. Light Bulb my most prized possession. 1066 01:06:40,915 --> 01:06:41,966 What's this? 1067 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,668 A bent nail. 1068 01:06:43,793 --> 01:06:45,420 A "bent nail"? 1069 01:06:53,294 --> 01:06:54,937 It's a great nail! 1070 01:06:55,772 --> 01:06:57,123 Right? 1071 01:06:57,223 --> 01:06:58,616 Remarkable! 1072 01:06:59,050 --> 01:07:01,871 The degree of rust, the arc of it's bend. 1073 01:07:01,971 --> 01:07:03,744 It's the best I've seen! 1074 01:07:03,844 --> 01:07:05,323 You understand!? 1075 01:07:05,423 --> 01:07:06,874 No, wait. 1076 01:07:07,974 --> 01:07:10,186 It's an ideal specimen. 1077 01:07:10,336 --> 01:07:12,764 I'm so glad you agree. 1078 01:07:12,864 --> 01:07:14,165 I'll give you 1,000 yen for it. 1079 01:07:14,265 --> 01:07:17,660 No! It's my prized possession. It's not for sale! 1080 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,220 - 10,000 yen! - Ah, sold. 1081 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,730 Just kidding. 1082 01:07:20,855 --> 01:07:22,365 What's that? 1083 01:07:23,823 --> 01:07:26,320 You should open a shop. 1084 01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,445 Pardon? 1085 01:07:27,879 --> 01:07:29,705 You may have "the gift". 1086 01:07:32,175 --> 01:07:33,468 Follow me. 1087 01:07:34,911 --> 01:07:37,906 We went to a mountain temple. 1088 01:07:38,056 --> 01:07:41,317 To appraise an heirloom of some kind. 1089 01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:42,960 What is it? 1090 01:07:43,311 --> 01:07:44,815 A water sprite. 1091 01:07:44,915 --> 01:07:45,787 What? 1092 01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:48,858 Mummified water sprite, to be exact. 1093 01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:50,460 Oh, come on! 1094 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:54,322 Without a doubt. Please examine it. 1095 01:07:54,422 --> 01:07:55,773 Certainly. 1096 01:07:57,892 --> 01:07:59,327 Excuse me. 1097 01:08:00,862 --> 01:08:05,015 Yes? Oh, hello! Yes, yes, of course... 1098 01:08:05,908 --> 01:08:07,068 I see. 1099 01:08:08,636 --> 01:08:11,105 My profession? 1100 01:08:14,306 --> 01:08:15,302 Excuse me. 1101 01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:17,422 Hello? 1102 01:08:17,722 --> 01:08:19,523 I'm a "soryo," a monk. 1103 01:08:20,356 --> 01:08:23,167 That's right, I said "Soryo". 1104 01:08:23,601 --> 01:08:27,105 Soryo (Soryu) Aska Langley. (Neon Genesis Evangelion character) 1105 01:08:27,205 --> 01:08:29,540 - Oh, excuse the pun. - Water sprite? 1106 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,343 I see them sometimes. 1107 01:08:32,810 --> 01:08:36,681 Most are fakes, made with turtle shells. 1108 01:08:36,881 --> 01:08:39,150 A real one fetches 30 million yen. 1109 01:08:39,350 --> 01:08:41,285 Don't be stupid. 1110 01:08:41,703 --> 01:08:46,357 If it is real, then maybe the one mother saw was... 1111 01:08:49,202 --> 01:08:51,763 It was nothing but a prank. 1112 01:08:51,863 --> 01:08:53,890 Scared you, though. 1113 01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:55,475 Well, of course! 1114 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,237 It's strange how people really do "recoil" in fear. 1115 01:08:59,327 --> 01:09:02,440 Yes, it is. Can I put you down, now? 1116 01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:03,383 No! 1117 01:09:03,483 --> 01:09:04,842 Why not? 1118 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:06,467 Hey... 1119 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:07,553 What? 1120 01:09:07,653 --> 01:09:10,807 Did you ever marry? 1121 01:09:10,907 --> 01:09:12,149 Nope. 1122 01:09:13,810 --> 01:09:15,401 Why do you ask? 1123 01:09:15,501 --> 01:09:16,796 It's a secret. 1124 01:09:16,963 --> 01:09:18,364 Why you...! 1125 01:09:20,617 --> 01:09:22,251 Safe. 1126 01:09:22,351 --> 01:09:23,500 Shut up. 1127 01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:34,171 You know what, Mr. Light Bulb is an interesting guy. 1128 01:09:34,497 --> 01:09:38,359 I can see what you saw in him, Ma. 1129 01:09:40,153 --> 01:09:44,398 Hey, should I show him the letter and bring him here? 1130 01:09:44,582 --> 01:09:47,051 Maybe then you'll wake up. 1131 01:09:49,946 --> 01:09:52,306 Stop playing Sleeping Beauty! 1132 01:09:52,824 --> 01:09:55,093 Please lower your voice. 1133 01:09:55,193 --> 01:09:57,169 Oh... sorry. 1134 01:10:01,557 --> 01:10:03,818 So rude! 1135 01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:12,518 There's something I want to do, Ma. 1136 01:10:12,994 --> 01:10:15,671 Hmm? 1137 01:10:16,581 --> 01:10:17,957 You serious? 1138 01:10:19,217 --> 01:10:20,801 Dead serious. 1139 01:10:21,185 --> 01:10:23,462 A pawn shop? 1140 01:10:23,562 --> 01:10:25,515 Antiques. 1141 01:10:25,615 --> 01:10:28,551 I worry about your gradual erosion. 1142 01:10:28,651 --> 01:10:30,540 Well, don't! 1143 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,216 What, has marriage made you stodgy? 1144 01:10:34,348 --> 01:10:37,276 So, how's married life? 1145 01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:39,203 We got divorced. 1146 01:10:39,353 --> 01:10:41,339 Oh my. 1147 01:10:41,539 --> 01:10:42,890 That was quick. 1148 01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:45,585 One month exactly. 1149 01:10:45,685 --> 01:10:47,795 How'd that happen? 1150 01:10:51,132 --> 01:10:52,508 Can I not say? 1151 01:10:52,608 --> 01:10:54,744 Oh gosh, I'm sorry. 1152 01:10:54,844 --> 01:10:55,748 That's okay. 1153 01:10:55,848 --> 01:10:59,249 Nothing a good night's sleep won't cure. 1154 01:11:01,475 --> 01:11:06,489 Here we are. An opinion leader in antique shops. 1155 01:11:06,589 --> 01:11:10,425 A lot of shops take their cues from this place. 1156 01:11:10,525 --> 01:11:11,335 "Artless" 1157 01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:14,238 Looks real chic. 1158 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:19,193 It's charming. 1159 01:11:19,377 --> 01:11:20,350 Cute, huh? 1160 01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:21,671 Yeah. 1161 01:11:25,797 --> 01:11:27,518 - That's adorable. - So cute! 1162 01:11:28,794 --> 01:11:30,045 20,000 yen! 1163 01:11:30,746 --> 01:11:32,707 Bit expensive, don't you think? 1164 01:11:32,807 --> 01:11:34,358 What'd you expect? 1165 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:39,180 - Yeah, but for this? - You gotta admit it's cute. 1166 01:11:40,823 --> 01:11:42,558 Quiet, please. 1167 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:45,085 Oh, sorry. 1168 01:12:00,243 --> 01:12:01,544 What's up with him? 1169 01:12:01,644 --> 01:12:03,754 Knock it off. 1170 01:12:19,955 --> 01:12:21,701 Oh, sorry. 1171 01:12:29,227 --> 01:12:30,648 Ow... 1172 01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:34,652 - Stop it. - It's my stomach. 1173 01:12:35,803 --> 01:12:37,988 Well, excuse me! 1174 01:12:48,315 --> 01:12:49,642 It was stylish, though. 1175 01:12:49,742 --> 01:12:52,086 That's what's annoying. 1176 01:12:52,186 --> 01:12:53,421 True. 1177 01:12:53,496 --> 01:12:57,007 Which is why I shouldn't launch a fashion magazine. 1178 01:12:59,193 --> 01:13:00,670 What's wrong? 1179 01:13:00,770 --> 01:13:02,413 I gave pause. 1180 01:13:03,205 --> 01:13:07,351 Why did I work for that publisher in the first place? 1181 01:13:08,102 --> 01:13:12,273 I hope it fails, and everyone goes home! 1182 01:13:14,508 --> 01:13:19,480 Ho-hum. I think I've failed in life. 1183 01:13:20,114 --> 01:13:21,565 What's wrong? 1184 01:13:21,899 --> 01:13:25,352 Things just haven't been going well. 1185 01:13:26,562 --> 01:13:29,173 Maybe I'll join a cult. 1186 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,977 No, that's not me. 1187 01:13:33,594 --> 01:13:37,698 Hey, Ichinose! Heard anything interesting lately? 1188 01:13:37,798 --> 01:13:39,842 - I have. - What? 1189 01:13:39,942 --> 01:13:41,919 Remember Ms. Tachibana? 1190 01:13:42,019 --> 01:13:43,713 Yeah, how is she? 1191 01:13:43,813 --> 01:13:46,340 - She's in Italy right now. - Really? 1192 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:52,329 She was chosen for that new European magazine project. 1193 01:13:53,239 --> 01:13:55,174 She was, huh? 1194 01:13:55,783 --> 01:13:57,084 Shocked? 1195 01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,119 Not at all. 1196 01:14:00,763 --> 01:14:07,061 What's more, she's living with Amaya the photographer, in Milan. 1197 01:14:11,465 --> 01:14:12,550 Huh? 1198 01:14:20,741 --> 01:14:23,844 Right now, I've got a million yen in savings. 1199 01:14:25,045 --> 01:14:26,380 Right! 1200 01:14:28,199 --> 01:14:34,046 Well, no use just dragging my feet. Time to go all out! 1201 01:14:34,772 --> 01:14:38,158 Look out! Here I come! 1202 01:14:38,467 --> 01:14:43,188 A branch office shouldn't be punished for headquarter's poor accounting. 1203 01:14:43,397 --> 01:14:45,758 It's just not fair. 1204 01:14:46,236 --> 01:14:47,309 Whoa! 1205 01:14:54,358 --> 01:14:56,519 Ah, I'm overdoing it. 1206 01:14:56,619 --> 01:14:59,914 Uh, no, it's nothing. 1207 01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:05,436 You still there? No, I'm not crying. Why would I cry? 1208 01:15:08,556 --> 01:15:14,879 So I threw half my savings into opening a small antique shop of my own. 1209 01:15:16,263 --> 01:15:20,751 No more gradual erosion for me. But I still had one problem. 1210 01:15:20,851 --> 01:15:22,657 Welcome. 1211 01:15:35,491 --> 01:15:36,684 Shall we go? 1212 01:15:40,955 --> 01:15:42,997 No sales whatsoever. 1213 01:15:54,385 --> 01:15:56,521 "Let's take a souvenir picture of today!!" 1214 01:15:56,721 --> 01:15:58,449 Ho-hum... 1215 01:15:58,549 --> 01:16:00,875 The back sliding returns. 1216 01:16:09,249 --> 01:16:10,534 Hey, what's up? 1217 01:16:11,093 --> 01:16:14,213 Absolutely nothing. 1218 01:16:14,313 --> 01:16:15,431 Nothing at all? 1219 01:16:15,531 --> 01:16:20,002 Yep. No tension, no excitement, nothing. 1220 01:16:20,102 --> 01:16:22,254 - Want some advice? - Sure. 1221 01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:24,990 Open up your water faucet. 1222 01:16:25,199 --> 01:16:26,266 What do you mean? 1223 01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:28,352 Come here. 1224 01:16:32,953 --> 01:16:33,949 Huh? 1225 01:16:34,283 --> 01:16:35,442 Right! Let's buy a soda. 1226 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,111 Eh? But it'll overflow! 1227 01:16:37,211 --> 01:16:38,712 That's the thrill! 1228 01:16:38,838 --> 01:16:39,813 Hang on... 1229 01:16:39,913 --> 01:16:40,798 Wait! 1230 01:16:40,898 --> 01:16:42,282 Hurry! 1231 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:51,408 There it is! Go! Go! 1232 01:16:51,508 --> 01:16:53,936 Hurry up! There's no time to lose! 1233 01:16:54,837 --> 01:16:56,639 - What'll you have? - Erm, that! 1234 01:16:56,739 --> 01:16:57,573 And you? 1235 01:16:57,673 --> 01:16:59,175 Not soda! 1236 01:16:59,275 --> 01:17:00,617 Ah!! Tea! 1237 01:17:01,769 --> 01:17:04,680 Got it! Right, let's go! 1238 01:17:09,718 --> 01:17:10,878 Hurry! 1239 01:17:10,978 --> 01:17:12,121 Oh, crap! 1240 01:17:12,221 --> 01:17:13,055 Safe! 1241 01:17:13,155 --> 01:17:16,508 I almost peed my pants! Oh, my nerves! 1242 01:17:16,608 --> 01:17:19,420 - See? - Such a thrill just from buying a soda! 1243 01:17:19,595 --> 01:17:21,330 Okay, next! 1244 01:17:21,430 --> 01:17:24,141 Now I get you. 1245 01:17:26,894 --> 01:17:28,154 Full blast? 1246 01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:29,722 Full blast! 1247 01:17:29,822 --> 01:17:30,990 Good! 1248 01:17:31,807 --> 01:17:33,133 Let's eat lunch! 1249 01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:35,135 Right you are! 1250 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,753 - Excuse me! - Yes, what'll it be? 1251 01:17:44,853 --> 01:17:46,013 - Chukadon! - Sure. 1252 01:17:46,113 --> 01:17:48,332 - Chili shrimp. - Okay... 1253 01:17:50,109 --> 01:17:51,970 Don't order that! 1254 01:17:52,070 --> 01:17:52,885 Why not? 1255 01:17:52,985 --> 01:17:57,091 Takes too long! Listen, with mine, the vegetables are already prepared. 1256 01:17:57,191 --> 01:17:58,993 And you just throw it on rice. 1257 01:17:59,093 --> 01:18:02,287 But with shrimp, they have to deep-fry... aaah! 1258 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,068 Thank you! 1259 01:18:08,168 --> 01:18:09,420 Bad choice! 1260 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,630 - But I wanted it. - Hurry! 1261 01:18:14,281 --> 01:18:16,902 Argh!! Out of the way! 1262 01:18:17,987 --> 01:18:19,413 Too late? 1263 01:18:23,484 --> 01:18:25,085 Safe! 1264 01:18:25,185 --> 01:18:28,589 Oh, my nerves are shot! 1265 01:18:28,689 --> 01:18:30,582 - What're you doing? - Ah, I'm worn out! 1266 01:18:30,682 --> 01:18:34,411 Wow, amazing tension! 1267 01:18:34,595 --> 01:18:37,398 - The faucet thing's incredible! - Isn't it! 1268 01:18:37,498 --> 01:18:40,634 You lost me. Anyways, how's your shop? 1269 01:18:40,734 --> 01:18:42,478 It's the absolute pits! 1270 01:18:42,578 --> 01:18:44,463 'Cause it lacks character! 1271 01:18:44,563 --> 01:18:48,692 It doesn't! It's stylish unlike this musty old fleabag! 1272 01:18:48,792 --> 01:18:53,597 You need targeted merchandise! Not just anything will do! 1273 01:18:53,697 --> 01:18:55,324 I sell white elephants! 1274 01:18:55,424 --> 01:18:56,366 Copycat. 1275 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,460 That won't work! 1276 01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,295 What will then!? 1277 01:19:00,395 --> 01:19:01,696 Think! 1278 01:19:06,427 --> 01:19:07,945 I got it! 1279 01:19:08,045 --> 01:19:08,904 What!? 1280 01:19:09,004 --> 01:19:10,839 Black things! 1281 01:19:10,939 --> 01:19:12,975 But that's copycat, too! 1282 01:19:13,075 --> 01:19:15,853 I'll try it! 1283 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:26,713 So I blew the rest of my savings on cute, black things. 1284 01:19:32,394 --> 01:19:35,638 - This is really cute, isn't it? - Yes. 1285 01:19:36,307 --> 01:19:37,849 I'll take it please. 1286 01:19:38,292 --> 01:19:41,253 Thank you. That'll be 2,000 yen. 1287 01:19:43,972 --> 01:19:45,490 Thank you. 1288 01:19:47,551 --> 01:19:48,969 Yes! 1289 01:19:49,145 --> 01:19:50,679 Excuse me, can I get through. 1290 01:19:50,779 --> 01:19:52,565 Haname! 1291 01:19:52,665 --> 01:19:54,383 - Ichinose! - Excuse me, sorry. 1292 01:19:54,483 --> 01:19:56,694 Can I squeeze by? Thanks. 1293 01:19:56,794 --> 01:20:00,347 Wow! This place is booming! 1294 01:20:00,447 --> 01:20:04,558 - Thanks to your article. - Ah, it was nothing. 1295 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:09,022 It's alright, you can be yourself here. 1296 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:22,586 Wow, time for new procurement! 1297 01:20:29,735 --> 01:20:33,894 No, no, metrically speaking, the economy's still on the decline. 1298 01:20:33,994 --> 01:20:36,870 Exactly, we need to make downward revisions. 1299 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:39,910 - Whoah! - Oh yeah!! 1300 01:20:40,110 --> 01:20:42,257 You betcha! 1301 01:20:42,714 --> 01:20:45,075 No, it's nothing. 1302 01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:49,730 You know what, let's put those revisions on hold for a bit. 1303 01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,790 Hi! 1304 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,091 Hey! 1305 01:21:01,867 --> 01:21:02,743 What? 1306 01:21:02,843 --> 01:21:03,819 Eh? 1307 01:21:03,994 --> 01:21:06,480 You called me here, remember? 1308 01:21:13,881 --> 01:21:15,181 Strike! 1309 01:21:16,465 --> 01:21:17,975 How's business? 1310 01:21:19,176 --> 01:21:23,380 Thriving. I recouped my investment. 1311 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:26,483 That's great. How much was that? 1312 01:21:26,608 --> 01:21:28,877 About a million yen. 1313 01:21:28,977 --> 01:21:31,081 Wow. 1314 01:21:33,882 --> 01:21:39,071 Actually, I wanted to talk to you about something, Light Bulb. 1315 01:21:39,171 --> 01:21:40,305 Me, too. 1316 01:21:40,405 --> 01:21:42,855 Rock, paper, scissors! 1317 01:21:43,128 --> 01:21:43,984 Me first. 1318 01:21:44,084 --> 01:21:45,953 Dang. 1319 01:21:46,603 --> 01:21:50,883 Look, I've decided to close the shop. 1320 01:21:50,983 --> 01:21:53,227 What!? Why? 1321 01:21:53,327 --> 01:21:55,654 It's time. 1322 01:21:56,196 --> 01:22:01,534 I'm a roamer. I've stayed in one place too long. 1323 01:22:01,743 --> 01:22:03,303 I see. 1324 01:22:04,897 --> 01:22:08,725 I hate that flag-raising. 1325 01:22:09,309 --> 01:22:12,838 They can't time it with the music. 1326 01:22:12,938 --> 01:22:14,957 See? Too slow! 1327 01:22:15,057 --> 01:22:17,442 Can't they adjust it halfway up? 1328 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:23,598 I don't want my life to be like that. It's time. 1329 01:22:24,074 --> 01:22:27,194 I see. So, when? 1330 01:22:27,294 --> 01:22:28,462 Tomorrow. 1331 01:22:28,587 --> 01:22:30,613 - Come on? - No, really. 1332 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:33,500 You can't close shop that quickly. 1333 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:39,131 Never underestimate the antique network. They're predatory. 1334 01:22:39,973 --> 01:22:41,833 What will you do? 1335 01:22:42,317 --> 01:22:44,261 Hit the road. 1336 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,831 You're a distant relative, right? 1337 01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:49,574 Yeah. 1338 01:22:51,260 --> 01:22:55,789 This is a key to the Jinchoge family storehouse. 1339 01:22:55,889 --> 01:22:57,850 - Storehouse? - Yes, that's right. 1340 01:22:58,050 --> 01:23:00,894 What's in it? 1341 01:23:01,094 --> 01:23:04,973 An untold fortune. But I can't divulge. 1342 01:23:05,073 --> 01:23:07,202 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't know. 1343 01:23:07,653 --> 01:23:09,377 Well, what do you say? 1344 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,049 I'll take it. 1345 01:23:17,676 --> 01:23:19,094 A million yen. 1346 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:21,421 Eh!? 1347 01:23:22,065 --> 01:23:25,127 The bank will be closing shortly. 1348 01:23:25,227 --> 01:23:28,588 Thank you for your business today. 1349 01:23:39,649 --> 01:23:40,667 Hey. 1350 01:23:41,493 --> 01:23:43,094 Zip... whoosh. 1351 01:23:43,904 --> 01:23:44,963 Really? 1352 01:23:45,113 --> 01:23:47,616 Untold fortune, right? 1353 01:23:47,716 --> 01:23:52,980 Absolutely. I've done my share of swindling, but this is a mountain of treasure. 1354 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,807 I'll hunt you down and beat you if you lie. 1355 01:23:55,907 --> 01:23:57,326 Okay. 1356 01:23:59,557 --> 01:24:00,554 Yo. 1357 01:24:00,704 --> 01:24:01,755 Hi. 1358 01:24:02,990 --> 01:24:04,341 What's this? Something up? 1359 01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:05,675 Nope, nothing. 1360 01:24:06,093 --> 01:24:08,603 I'm going to miss you. 1361 01:24:08,703 --> 01:24:10,213 You'd better. 1362 01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:13,475 Miss me? Not with Ms. Wakako around. 1363 01:24:13,575 --> 01:24:15,544 - No need to bring that up. - Excuse me? 1364 01:24:16,737 --> 01:24:18,246 Huh? You didn't tell her? 1365 01:24:18,346 --> 01:24:19,764 No, he didn't. 1366 01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:21,683 I was about to. 1367 01:24:21,783 --> 01:24:23,043 So speak. 1368 01:24:23,143 --> 01:24:25,804 He's gonna live with her. 1369 01:24:26,004 --> 01:24:26,789 Really? 1370 01:24:26,989 --> 01:24:27,739 Really. 1371 01:24:27,939 --> 01:24:30,542 That big act you staged paid off. 1372 01:24:30,642 --> 01:24:32,077 It wasn't a big act. 1373 01:24:32,177 --> 01:24:34,037 What big act? 1374 01:24:34,388 --> 01:24:38,892 The King Tut fortune telling machine. It wasn't buried. 1375 01:24:38,992 --> 01:24:40,502 It wasn't? 1376 01:24:40,827 --> 01:24:42,037 It was staged. 1377 01:24:42,137 --> 01:24:43,355 Why? 1378 01:24:43,772 --> 01:24:47,342 'Cause Light Bulb fell for Ms. Wakako. 1379 01:24:47,442 --> 01:24:50,879 I happened upon the machine a while ago. 1380 01:24:50,979 --> 01:24:54,733 We planted the photo, got everything ready. Made it seem like we had just found it. 1381 01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:55,992 And bingo! 1382 01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:57,844 Hold it right there! 1383 01:25:00,981 --> 01:25:05,168 Don't tell her. I want to be her man of destiny. 1384 01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:10,574 Come on... so that emotional discovery was all a fix? 1385 01:25:10,674 --> 01:25:14,812 Of course. You think a 20-year-old machine would work? 1386 01:25:15,012 --> 01:25:18,957 You two are... scum. 1387 01:25:19,274 --> 01:25:20,425 Why? 1388 01:25:20,709 --> 01:25:24,329 Now I can't believe anything! 1389 01:25:24,429 --> 01:25:27,599 Then here. Take this back. 1390 01:25:27,699 --> 01:25:29,292 Keep it! 1391 01:25:29,718 --> 01:25:32,737 I'm just... so disappointed! 1392 01:25:35,582 --> 01:25:37,084 Watch it! 1393 01:25:37,184 --> 01:25:40,737 Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! 1394 01:26:06,963 --> 01:26:08,292 Excuse me... 1395 01:26:08,392 --> 01:26:09,525 Yes? 1396 01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:12,069 Is this nail for sale? 1397 01:26:12,169 --> 01:26:13,086 Erm... 1398 01:26:13,186 --> 01:26:16,893 - There's no price tag. - Uh, no. 1399 01:26:16,993 --> 01:26:19,751 It's beautiful isn't it? 1400 01:26:20,902 --> 01:26:22,328 300 yen. 1401 01:26:23,313 --> 01:26:24,764 I'll take it. 1402 01:26:25,115 --> 01:26:26,733 Thank you. 1403 01:26:31,288 --> 01:26:34,357 This makes me so happy. 1404 01:26:34,983 --> 01:26:36,435 Me, too. 1405 01:26:36,810 --> 01:26:37,985 Thanks. 1406 01:26:38,510 --> 01:26:39,585 Here. 1407 01:26:41,448 --> 01:26:43,224 - Thank you. - You too. 1408 01:26:44,634 --> 01:26:45,918 Wait... 1409 01:26:46,305 --> 01:26:47,228 Yes? 1410 01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:51,140 Uh, nothing. Thank you. 1411 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:01,225 No, wait. 1412 01:27:02,210 --> 01:27:04,596 It's an ideal specimen. 1413 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,142 Door key... 1414 01:27:12,487 --> 01:27:13,647 Got it. 1415 01:27:26,443 --> 01:27:30,864 I wonder why I never called him Dad, 1416 01:27:31,098 --> 01:27:33,908 knowing I might never see him again. 1417 01:27:34,142 --> 01:27:37,087 I shouldn't have been so stubborn. 1418 01:27:37,187 --> 01:27:41,792 Not believing in ghosts, or things I can't confirm with my own eyes. 1419 01:27:41,892 --> 01:27:44,987 It's ultimately stubbornness. 1420 01:27:45,187 --> 01:27:50,475 That's it, the weight of my stubbornness is what's dragging me into the swamp. 1421 01:28:03,063 --> 01:28:05,915 It was a surprisingly big store. 1422 01:28:07,025 --> 01:28:08,985 He's gone, huh? 1423 01:28:09,469 --> 01:28:11,646 Did I mess things up? 1424 01:28:11,746 --> 01:28:13,005 What do you mean? 1425 01:28:13,315 --> 01:28:16,126 By opening my big mouth. 1426 01:28:16,676 --> 01:28:19,195 Oh, that. Maybe. 1427 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:24,434 He told me to apologize to you for him. 1428 01:28:24,843 --> 01:28:27,028 That, too, is pathetic. 1429 01:28:27,128 --> 01:28:28,946 And say thanks for the dough. 1430 01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:32,209 Worse than pathetic. Selfish, right? 1431 01:28:32,309 --> 01:28:34,386 Yeah, sure is. 1432 01:28:35,437 --> 01:28:39,157 Ultra-super special ultimate selfish, right? 1433 01:28:39,257 --> 01:28:41,009 No doubt. 1434 01:28:43,119 --> 01:28:44,521 Read this. 1435 01:28:44,721 --> 01:28:49,659 It's a letter my mom wrote to Mr. Light Bulb. 1436 01:28:51,311 --> 01:28:52,729 What? 1437 01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:11,676 Eh!? 1438 01:29:12,557 --> 01:29:15,168 This is pure anarchy! 1439 01:29:15,268 --> 01:29:16,928 It sure is. 1440 01:29:17,028 --> 01:29:18,522 Now what? 1441 01:29:18,622 --> 01:29:19,856 Nothing. 1442 01:29:19,956 --> 01:29:20,983 This. 1443 01:29:21,258 --> 01:29:22,408 Oh, that. 1444 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:29,232 Well, I might as well see if the key is genuine or not. 1445 01:29:29,424 --> 01:29:34,771 If it is a key to a storehouse, then it should contain a lot of stuff. 1446 01:29:34,929 --> 01:29:41,753 Maybe no gold, but perhaps one good little find worth a million yen or so. 1447 01:29:41,853 --> 01:29:43,096 Hurry up. 1448 01:29:43,196 --> 01:29:45,248 I'm hurrying. 1449 01:29:48,918 --> 01:29:50,270 Get a move on. 1450 01:29:50,954 --> 01:29:52,622 I'm hungry. 1451 01:29:52,722 --> 01:29:54,741 Live with it. 1452 01:29:55,767 --> 01:30:00,013 Ah! Over there! Come on! 1453 01:30:03,224 --> 01:30:04,233 This it? 1454 01:30:04,943 --> 01:30:06,736 I'm sure of it. 1455 01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:14,577 Hey, it's sealed. 1456 01:30:14,911 --> 01:30:18,640 You think it might be cursed or something? 1457 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,567 That was quick. 1458 01:30:23,361 --> 01:30:25,555 That leaves... 1459 01:30:26,698 --> 01:30:27,941 this. 1460 01:30:38,985 --> 01:30:40,153 It opened! 1461 01:30:41,796 --> 01:30:45,366 Light Bulb was telling the truth! 1462 01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:06,063 Ah... 1463 01:31:12,064 --> 01:31:12,910 Eh? 1464 01:31:17,475 --> 01:31:19,895 Hey... Are you all right? 1465 01:31:23,246 --> 01:31:25,865 What's all this? 1466 01:31:26,474 --> 01:31:27,717 Dirt? 1467 01:31:27,943 --> 01:31:29,035 What!? 1468 01:31:29,135 --> 01:31:33,223 Just dirt? Thanks a lot! 1469 01:31:34,983 --> 01:31:36,626 He deceived you? 1470 01:31:37,686 --> 01:31:42,690 Yeah, he did. That jerk! 1471 01:31:42,790 --> 01:31:45,190 I'll kill him! 1472 01:31:45,891 --> 01:31:46,841 Ah! 1473 01:31:47,692 --> 01:31:49,517 Argh!!! 1474 01:31:52,450 --> 01:31:55,526 Ti-hya-mo-chai. 1475 01:32:01,709 --> 01:32:02,969 You okay? 1476 01:32:11,261 --> 01:32:15,548 Give it up. He duped you. 1477 01:32:16,015 --> 01:32:18,968 No. There's a reason for this dirt. 1478 01:32:19,068 --> 01:32:20,345 Like what? 1479 01:32:20,445 --> 01:32:24,466 Ah! Maybe there's gold dust mixed in here. 1480 01:32:24,566 --> 01:32:28,720 Maybe we just didn't notice. But it's there. 1481 01:32:28,820 --> 01:32:30,989 Then be my guest. 1482 01:32:31,573 --> 01:32:37,503 Why fill this thing with dirt, and then seal the place up? 1483 01:32:38,596 --> 01:32:40,824 Help me, please. 1484 01:32:40,924 --> 01:32:43,376 You were duped. 1485 01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:49,816 At least till the sun dips behind those hills. 1486 01:32:50,675 --> 01:32:54,504 Just till the sun goes down! 1487 01:33:04,264 --> 01:33:05,840 Forget about it. 1488 01:33:16,451 --> 01:33:18,928 Are you asleep? 1489 01:33:22,223 --> 01:33:24,726 Hey, Mr. Gas? 1490 01:33:24,826 --> 01:33:26,269 What? 1491 01:33:27,695 --> 01:33:33,276 What if that dirt itself is some kind of valuable resource. 1492 01:33:33,510 --> 01:33:34,894 Like plutonium... 1493 01:33:34,994 --> 01:33:36,012 Nope. 1494 01:33:37,197 --> 01:33:39,015 Yeah, you're right. 1495 01:33:42,402 --> 01:33:44,621 Sorry. Your trying to sleep? 1496 01:33:45,313 --> 01:33:46,798 Yeah. 1497 01:33:47,248 --> 01:33:52,846 You think the dirt contains special powers? 1498 01:33:52,946 --> 01:33:55,824 Ah! Like for growing huge plants. 1499 01:33:55,924 --> 01:33:57,033 Nope. 1500 01:34:00,687 --> 01:34:02,347 - What if...? - Nope! 1501 01:34:04,582 --> 01:34:07,119 - How about...? - Just forget it. 1502 01:34:07,385 --> 01:34:09,495 I know but... 1503 01:34:09,879 --> 01:34:12,265 He deceived you, after all. 1504 01:34:12,982 --> 01:34:19,013 I don't think he was trying to "deceive" me. It just turned out that way. 1505 01:34:19,113 --> 01:34:21,508 Excuse me. 1506 01:34:22,567 --> 01:34:24,978 Can I clear your plates? 1507 01:34:25,078 --> 01:34:26,546 Yes, thank you. 1508 01:34:26,646 --> 01:34:28,256 Thank you. 1509 01:34:28,531 --> 01:34:32,335 Was there no hot water in the thermos? 1510 01:34:32,619 --> 01:34:35,363 Oh, no, I like it this way. 1511 01:34:35,463 --> 01:34:36,364 Oh... 1512 01:34:36,464 --> 01:34:37,540 What is that? 1513 01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:38,933 Milo sludge. 1514 01:34:39,033 --> 01:34:41,628 "Milo sludge"? 1515 01:34:42,186 --> 01:34:44,472 Very amusing. 1516 01:34:44,856 --> 01:34:49,861 It must be like eating mud or something. 1517 01:34:49,961 --> 01:34:51,930 Her father likes it, too. 1518 01:34:52,030 --> 01:34:53,731 You don't say. 1519 01:34:53,831 --> 01:34:56,718 Ah!!! 1520 01:34:56,818 --> 01:34:59,495 I got it! I got it! I got it! 1521 01:34:59,595 --> 01:35:01,331 Got what? 1522 01:35:01,431 --> 01:35:03,700 What the dirt is! 1523 01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:12,775 Hey, Gas! What do you think this is? 1524 01:35:14,569 --> 01:35:15,370 Dirt. 1525 01:35:15,470 --> 01:35:17,163 Absolutely not! 1526 01:35:18,081 --> 01:35:19,440 This here is... 1527 01:35:19,749 --> 01:35:21,801 instant swamp! 1528 01:35:23,805 --> 01:35:27,498 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1529 01:35:27,715 --> 01:35:32,236 This is swamp mud converted to dirt. 1530 01:35:32,587 --> 01:35:34,122 You're nuts. 1531 01:35:34,222 --> 01:35:38,209 Add water to this... and you get a swamp! 1532 01:35:39,018 --> 01:35:42,221 Spare me, please. I've come this far. 1533 01:35:42,321 --> 01:35:46,300 "This far"? Have you any idea where you are? 1534 01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:52,815 Mt. Fuji's 5th stage? 9th stage? Who knows? 1535 01:35:53,925 --> 01:35:55,626 God help me. 1536 01:35:55,927 --> 01:35:58,755 There was indeed a swamp here. 1537 01:35:58,855 --> 01:36:01,749 See? What'd I tell you? 1538 01:36:02,141 --> 01:36:03,618 So what? 1539 01:36:03,818 --> 01:36:09,415 This map is from the Edo period, early 1700's. 1540 01:36:10,541 --> 01:36:14,304 Hey, yeah. This swamp is gone, right? 1541 01:36:14,404 --> 01:36:15,780 That's right. 1542 01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:16,836 Right? 1543 01:36:16,936 --> 01:36:18,700 So what? 1544 01:36:18,950 --> 01:36:23,579 So if we move forward a little more in time... 1545 01:36:24,038 --> 01:36:25,907 Ah, things weren't easy. 1546 01:36:26,007 --> 01:36:27,442 No, they weren't. 1547 01:36:27,542 --> 01:36:29,137 Not in the Edo Period. 1548 01:36:29,287 --> 01:36:31,045 Not in the Edo Period. 1549 01:36:31,145 --> 01:36:31,988 Right? 1550 01:36:32,088 --> 01:36:33,164 Right. 1551 01:36:35,340 --> 01:36:40,062 Oh, the native people's festival temple. 1552 01:36:40,530 --> 01:36:43,491 Native people's festival. 1553 01:36:48,221 --> 01:36:53,167 I'm guessing you like this kind of stuff, eh Miss? 1554 01:36:53,267 --> 01:36:55,269 Don't be so lewd. 1555 01:36:55,369 --> 01:36:56,554 She does. 1556 01:36:56,654 --> 01:36:57,905 Quiet! 1557 01:37:01,206 --> 01:37:04,587 Ah, finally! Look here! 1558 01:37:04,687 --> 01:37:10,451 This is a Tempo period village map. No swamp here. 1559 01:37:10,551 --> 01:37:13,254 Just an open field, like today. 1560 01:37:13,613 --> 01:37:16,007 "Year of Tempo 8, June 6" - Ah, this is it! 1561 01:37:16,107 --> 01:37:18,101 Bingo! 1562 01:37:18,201 --> 01:37:19,902 Hooray. 1563 01:37:21,996 --> 01:37:24,056 This is the swamp. 1564 01:37:24,290 --> 01:37:26,250 Right! I'm taking it home. 1565 01:37:26,475 --> 01:37:27,602 Are you serious? 1566 01:37:27,702 --> 01:37:31,597 Of course. This is my swamp! 1567 01:37:31,697 --> 01:37:35,676 The swamp I brought for a million yen. 1568 01:37:36,444 --> 01:37:37,804 How do we do this? 1569 01:37:40,748 --> 01:37:42,283 Parcel postage? 1570 01:37:42,383 --> 01:37:44,594 Oh, box it up, fill out slips. 1571 01:37:44,694 --> 01:37:45,928 Hey! 1572 01:37:46,521 --> 01:37:48,456 You're strange. 1573 01:37:48,556 --> 01:37:53,661 Come on, Gas. You can drive a truck, right? 1574 01:37:53,761 --> 01:37:56,664 Look, just forget it, all right? 1575 01:37:56,973 --> 01:37:59,425 No, I'm definitely taking it. 1576 01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:01,727 Be rational. 1577 01:38:02,403 --> 01:38:05,548 Don't talk to me about rational, punk rocker! 1578 01:38:05,648 --> 01:38:06,949 Say what? 1579 01:38:07,049 --> 01:38:08,659 You're a punk rocker! 1580 01:38:08,759 --> 01:38:12,897 You're supposed to be irrational! So be irrational! 1581 01:38:13,915 --> 01:38:15,508 Shut up! 1582 01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:23,233 Fine! Who needs you!? 1583 01:38:24,456 --> 01:38:28,237 Go home! You jerk! 1584 01:38:38,172 --> 01:38:40,424 What's with her, anyway? 1585 01:39:18,621 --> 01:39:23,960 It's a sand quarry. High quality mountain dirt. 1586 01:39:37,832 --> 01:39:40,610 Why am I so gung-ho about this? 1587 01:39:40,710 --> 01:39:45,948 Is it just anger at my father? Or added anger at Gas? 1588 01:39:46,215 --> 01:39:50,953 At any rate, it's going home. I don't care, I'm sending it all. 1589 01:39:51,479 --> 01:39:52,954 One, two... 1590 01:39:57,151 --> 01:40:00,721 Ah! Give me a break! 1591 01:40:00,821 --> 01:40:02,465 Poop! 1592 01:40:15,545 --> 01:40:17,296 Come on. 1593 01:40:17,830 --> 01:40:20,616 Come on! Come on! 1594 01:40:40,386 --> 01:40:42,713 Parcel collection service! 1595 01:40:47,084 --> 01:40:51,072 You're an okay guy, really. Not cut out for Punk, perhaps? 1596 01:40:51,172 --> 01:40:54,158 Quit your yapping. Anyhow, what're you going to do with all this? 1597 01:40:54,258 --> 01:40:55,803 Return it to it's real state. 1598 01:40:55,903 --> 01:40:57,428 Then what? 1599 01:40:57,528 --> 01:40:59,689 I'll feel good. 1600 01:40:59,889 --> 01:41:01,781 Like father, like daughter. 1601 01:41:01,881 --> 01:41:02,884 Excuse me? 1602 01:41:02,984 --> 01:41:04,794 Just like Light Bulb. 1603 01:41:04,894 --> 01:41:06,504 Hardly. 1604 01:41:06,754 --> 01:41:10,299 Ultra-super special ultimate selfish. 1605 01:41:10,399 --> 01:41:12,660 Here! My mom's place. 1606 01:41:24,186 --> 01:41:26,082 Keep it coming! 1607 01:41:31,488 --> 01:41:32,513 I'm dumping. 1608 01:41:32,613 --> 01:41:34,306 Please. 1609 01:41:43,857 --> 01:41:45,153 Oh, watch out! 1610 01:41:48,454 --> 01:41:49,593 Wow. 1611 01:41:52,233 --> 01:41:54,902 Over here, please! 1612 01:41:55,102 --> 01:41:56,428 What now? 1613 01:41:59,154 --> 01:42:00,375 Come on. 1614 01:42:02,401 --> 01:42:03,497 Here goes! 1615 01:42:04,328 --> 01:42:05,563 Ready? 1616 01:42:05,914 --> 01:42:08,474 - I suppose. - Spread it to there. 1617 01:42:08,574 --> 01:42:11,477 From about here to there. 1618 01:42:11,577 --> 01:42:14,547 Okay, spread! Get to it. 1619 01:42:14,647 --> 01:42:15,549 Let's do this! 1620 01:42:15,649 --> 01:42:16,824 Ugh. 1621 01:42:17,725 --> 01:42:20,928 Come on. Get a move on! 1622 01:42:21,028 --> 01:42:22,713 I am. 1623 01:42:23,864 --> 01:42:25,185 So much to do! 1624 01:42:35,434 --> 01:42:37,595 It's very swamp-like. 1625 01:42:37,695 --> 01:42:39,480 That's nice. 1626 01:42:39,605 --> 01:42:41,432 Right! Now for water! 1627 01:42:41,607 --> 01:42:43,200 Isn't that enough? 1628 01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:48,431 What? After all this work, you don't want to see it become a swamp? 1629 01:42:48,606 --> 01:42:52,510 It's like instant noodles without hot water! 1630 01:42:52,610 --> 01:42:53,486 Is it? 1631 01:42:53,586 --> 01:42:54,755 Yes, it is. 1632 01:42:54,855 --> 01:42:56,005 So, where do we get water? 1633 01:42:56,105 --> 01:42:57,690 How should I know? 1634 01:42:57,865 --> 01:43:00,609 - Mineral water? - That'll take forever! 1635 01:43:00,893 --> 01:43:02,578 Ah! I know! 1636 01:43:02,678 --> 01:43:03,854 What? 1637 01:43:03,954 --> 01:43:07,967 Remember what that jerk Light Bulb said? 1638 01:43:08,276 --> 01:43:09,952 Not again. 1639 01:43:11,746 --> 01:43:14,485 Open up the faucet full blast. 1640 01:43:14,585 --> 01:43:16,785 Yes, yes, yes! 1641 01:43:17,718 --> 01:43:18,836 Huh? 1642 01:43:20,980 --> 01:43:21,989 Oops. 1643 01:44:26,762 --> 01:44:29,840 Hey! Couldn't you hold it down? 1644 01:44:29,940 --> 01:44:31,484 Do I have to? 1645 01:44:31,584 --> 01:44:34,320 Instead of spacing out. 1646 01:44:34,420 --> 01:44:35,888 You do it. 1647 01:44:41,510 --> 01:44:42,936 Now what? 1648 01:44:47,233 --> 01:44:49,435 Hey, cut that out! 1649 01:44:49,535 --> 01:44:51,237 Stay alert. 1650 01:44:53,312 --> 01:44:57,535 Boomdiada, boomdiada. Boomdiada, boomdiada. 1651 01:44:57,635 --> 01:45:00,912 - What're you singing? - Mountain song. 1652 01:45:01,513 --> 01:45:05,067 Boomdiada, boomdiada. Boomdiada, boom.... 1653 01:45:05,167 --> 01:45:06,335 Stop that. 1654 01:45:06,435 --> 01:45:07,603 Why? 1655 01:45:07,703 --> 01:45:10,022 It's depressing. 1656 01:45:11,774 --> 01:45:13,692 I said, knock it off! 1657 01:45:14,835 --> 01:45:16,745 Yes, sir... 1658 01:45:29,174 --> 01:45:30,618 Trade places? 1659 01:45:30,918 --> 01:45:32,886 No, I'm fine! 1660 01:45:33,111 --> 01:45:34,413 Good. 1661 01:45:47,518 --> 01:45:51,863 Gas! The swamp's done! 1662 01:45:54,289 --> 01:45:55,335 What? 1663 01:46:00,486 --> 01:46:01,882 Oh... 1664 01:46:02,841 --> 01:46:04,793 Instant swamp, huh? 1665 01:46:04,943 --> 01:46:06,728 What do you think? 1666 01:46:10,291 --> 01:46:11,917 Looks good. 1667 01:46:12,518 --> 01:46:14,161 It's swampier than I expected. 1668 01:46:14,261 --> 01:46:18,732 You see? It's a pretty good looking swamp. 1669 01:46:18,832 --> 01:46:19,992 Yeah. 1670 01:46:20,442 --> 01:46:23,796 Not that it means anything. 1671 01:46:24,129 --> 01:46:25,798 Yeah, I second that. 1672 01:46:42,281 --> 01:46:44,032 What next? 1673 01:46:46,193 --> 01:46:48,704 Clean it up, I guess. 1674 01:46:49,997 --> 01:46:53,075 Leave it. It'll dry on its own. 1675 01:46:53,325 --> 01:46:54,751 True. 1676 01:47:01,066 --> 01:47:02,301 What's up? 1677 01:47:02,568 --> 01:47:08,073 I don't know. I just thought it would be kind of special, but... 1678 01:47:08,648 --> 01:47:10,442 it's no big deal. 1679 01:47:13,103 --> 01:47:17,649 The fact that you made it, I guess, is pretty special. 1680 01:47:18,967 --> 01:47:21,420 That's pretty cool. 1681 01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:26,658 Shall I turn off the water? 1682 01:47:26,758 --> 01:47:29,611 No, that's okay. I'll go myself. 1683 01:47:31,263 --> 01:47:33,666 Thanks for everything. 1684 01:47:33,766 --> 01:47:35,300 Don't sweat it. 1685 01:47:36,452 --> 01:47:39,437 Sorry I dragged you into this. 1686 01:47:42,307 --> 01:47:45,610 That's okay. Besides it had its fun moments. 1687 01:47:46,103 --> 01:47:48,639 Really? It was fun? 1688 01:47:48,764 --> 01:47:50,357 Yeah, it was. 1689 01:47:54,211 --> 01:47:56,555 - Say, Gas? - Yeah? 1690 01:47:57,923 --> 01:48:00,926 I... I mean, you... 1691 01:48:02,001 --> 01:48:03,273 Huh? 1692 01:48:03,473 --> 01:48:05,174 - Hmm? - Eh!? 1693 01:48:07,149 --> 01:48:08,467 What the...? 1694 01:48:28,337 --> 01:48:31,373 Ow ow ow! It's real! It's real. 1695 01:48:47,214 --> 01:48:49,408 Wait! 1696 01:48:49,508 --> 01:48:51,283 Hang on! 1697 01:48:57,566 --> 01:49:00,903 Ti-hya-mo-chai. 1698 01:49:07,067 --> 01:49:08,627 What was that? 1699 01:49:11,864 --> 01:49:13,966 The swamp king? 1700 01:49:14,741 --> 01:49:16,216 It looked like... 1701 01:49:17,936 --> 01:49:19,161 a dragon? 1702 01:49:21,748 --> 01:49:22,691 Not a dragon. 1703 01:49:22,791 --> 01:49:25,343 But you saw it, right? 1704 01:49:26,645 --> 01:49:28,430 Yeah, I did. 1705 01:49:28,530 --> 01:49:31,358 Well, I saw it, too. A dragon. 1706 01:49:31,558 --> 01:49:36,522 Hey!? I saw a dragon! For the very first time! 1707 01:49:36,622 --> 01:49:37,990 Me, too! 1708 01:49:38,090 --> 01:49:41,234 Yes!! 1709 01:49:49,668 --> 01:49:50,944 What's this? 1710 01:49:56,662 --> 01:49:58,531 Oh crap! 1711 01:50:06,757 --> 01:50:09,378 Ah! 1712 01:50:15,179 --> 01:50:16,875 Oh my...! 1713 01:50:18,105 --> 01:50:20,126 Argh!! 1714 01:50:36,402 --> 01:50:37,416 Enough! 1715 01:50:37,541 --> 01:50:39,267 Ah, I've had it! 1716 01:50:46,593 --> 01:50:47,765 Oh!? 1717 01:50:47,865 --> 01:50:50,015 Hey! Get out here. 1718 01:50:51,171 --> 01:50:52,931 What are you hollering about? 1719 01:50:53,031 --> 01:50:55,601 Dragon! A flying dragon! 1720 01:50:55,701 --> 01:50:57,069 Don't be silly. 1721 01:50:57,169 --> 01:50:59,037 No, it's true. A dragon! 1722 01:50:59,137 --> 01:51:03,417 Stop daydreaming, and earn us some money. 1723 01:51:03,517 --> 01:51:04,451 But it's a dragon! 1724 01:51:04,551 --> 01:51:05,978 We can't eat a dragon! 1725 01:51:06,078 --> 01:51:07,946 That would be taboo! 1726 01:51:08,614 --> 01:51:10,215 You tick me off. 1727 01:51:10,657 --> 01:51:14,269 Anger makes me hungry. You charlatan! 1728 01:51:14,810 --> 01:51:15,935 Oh! 1729 01:51:22,986 --> 01:51:25,136 Rope 'em in! 1730 01:51:25,236 --> 01:51:29,587 Rope 'em in! Rope 'em in! 1731 01:51:31,036 --> 01:51:31,920 Morning. 1732 01:51:32,020 --> 01:51:35,040 - About time you got up. - Lassoes in front of Gotanda station!! 1733 01:51:35,140 --> 01:51:38,385 You were the one in a coma all this time. 1734 01:51:38,485 --> 01:51:40,020 Ah, nasty tongue. 1735 01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:43,156 A lot happened while you were asleep. 1736 01:51:43,256 --> 01:51:45,333 - Like what? - I'm not telling. 1737 01:51:45,433 --> 01:51:46,935 Why not? 1738 01:51:47,060 --> 01:51:50,121 Anyways, just don't do anything stupid again. 1739 01:51:50,288 --> 01:51:51,640 Stupid? 1740 01:51:51,740 --> 01:51:54,434 Why'd you go water sprite fishing? 1741 01:51:54,534 --> 01:51:56,662 'Cause you didn't believe me. 1742 01:51:56,762 --> 01:51:59,598 Know how much trouble that caused? 1743 01:51:59,698 --> 01:52:05,503 Sometimes you've got to find out something, whatever the cost. 1744 01:52:05,804 --> 01:52:09,290 I'd like to sink you in a swamp myself. 1745 01:52:09,975 --> 01:52:13,962 But you were saved. All's well that ends well. 1746 01:52:14,062 --> 01:52:15,797 You betcha. 1747 01:52:15,947 --> 01:52:19,351 Listen, I know you'll have trouble believing this but... 1748 01:52:19,451 --> 01:52:23,222 I was saved by a dragon. 1749 01:52:23,538 --> 01:52:27,797 - What? - I was sinking into a dark hole... 1750 01:52:27,926 --> 01:52:32,180 when a large dragon flew overhead and grabbed me with his big paw. 1751 01:52:32,773 --> 01:52:35,317 And I suddenly awoke... 1752 01:52:35,525 --> 01:52:40,130 inside a large plastic tent. Am I a melon? I thought. 1753 01:52:40,305 --> 01:52:43,866 So that dragon was real, after all. 1754 01:52:44,284 --> 01:52:46,161 Huh? What did you say? 1755 01:52:46,261 --> 01:52:47,412 What? 1756 01:52:47,746 --> 01:52:50,022 - You believe? - Why? 1757 01:52:50,122 --> 01:52:52,526 Since when did you start to believe? 1758 01:52:52,626 --> 01:52:54,853 Who cares when? 1759 01:52:57,823 --> 01:52:59,967 Huh? What's in the box? 1760 01:53:00,067 --> 01:53:01,360 A water sprite. 1761 01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:04,638 I caught it this morning to show you. 1762 01:53:04,838 --> 01:53:06,064 Come on. 1763 01:53:18,885 --> 01:53:22,255 Hey, is this Gonzaburo? 1764 01:53:22,405 --> 01:53:25,183 A man from the rabbit farm delivered it. 1765 01:53:25,408 --> 01:53:28,028 How did he know? 1766 01:53:29,329 --> 01:53:32,958 "The clue was on the bottom of his feet." 1767 01:53:36,185 --> 01:53:38,305 "Let's take a souvenir picture of today!!" 1768 01:53:39,398 --> 01:53:42,400 No wonder. 1769 01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:45,570 Now that's the impossible. 1770 01:53:48,540 --> 01:53:50,275 Gonzaburo. 1771 01:53:50,525 --> 01:53:52,969 Gonzaburo! 1772 01:53:54,112 --> 01:53:55,580 Right? 1773 01:53:58,917 --> 01:54:00,844 - Sorry. - You're late. 1774 01:54:00,944 --> 01:54:02,020 Ah, thanks. 1775 01:54:02,120 --> 01:54:05,999 Until I could get my antique store up and running again... 1776 01:54:06,099 --> 01:54:09,402 I decided to help Gas with his work. 1777 01:54:12,339 --> 01:54:14,596 "Gasu Electric Works Co." - Excuse me. 1778 01:54:21,857 --> 01:54:23,018 Okay. 1779 01:54:24,935 --> 01:54:26,885 Careful of the high voltage wires. 1780 01:54:26,985 --> 01:54:28,726 Roger! Gotcha! 1781 01:54:32,034 --> 01:54:35,879 I still don't know what emerged from that swamp. 1782 01:54:35,979 --> 01:54:39,141 But I think it was a dragon, after all. 1783 01:54:39,599 --> 01:54:43,412 No, I'm sure it was a dragon. 1784 01:54:45,305 --> 01:54:47,098 It's Amaya-kun! 1785 01:54:48,149 --> 01:54:52,445 - How about raw oysters? - Raw oysters? 1786 01:54:52,545 --> 01:54:55,547 But I've got food poisoning in the past from eating them. 1787 01:54:55,998 --> 01:54:57,673 How about lobsters, then? 1788 01:54:57,773 --> 01:54:58,644 Lobsters? 1789 01:54:58,744 --> 01:55:02,478 - Oh, a water sprite. - Look! What a cute house! 1790 01:55:02,829 --> 01:55:04,005 Come on. 1791 01:55:04,730 --> 01:55:07,165 - I'd love to live in a house like that. - Really? 1792 01:55:07,265 --> 01:55:08,440 Yeah. 1793 01:55:15,202 --> 01:55:16,778 Let's get started. 1794 01:55:17,195 --> 01:55:18,695 Yeah, let's. 1795 01:55:22,167 --> 01:55:24,928 It is a dragon. 1796 01:55:27,372 --> 01:55:30,275 Gas, do you know what we saw? 1797 01:55:30,375 --> 01:55:32,002 No, I don't. 1798 01:55:34,629 --> 01:55:35,872 Listen! 1799 01:55:37,499 --> 01:55:41,436 Most things in the world are insignificant. 1800 01:55:41,561 --> 01:55:47,000 Most people laugh way more than they cry. 1801 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:49,794 And see unbelievable things. 1802 01:55:49,894 --> 01:55:53,832 But by the next morning, they've forgotten. 1803 01:55:54,424 --> 01:55:55,609 To them I say, 1804 01:55:55,709 --> 01:56:03,183 "Open up the faucet on the crusty lies and stubbornness hardening your lives..." 1805 01:56:03,283 --> 01:56:06,644 "and wash it all away!" 1806 01:56:09,981 --> 01:56:12,984 Kumiko Aso 1807 01:56:14,152 --> 01:56:17,155 Morio Kazama 1808 01:56:18,490 --> 01:56:21,493 Ryo Kase 1809 01:56:22,494 --> 01:56:25,497 Keiko Matsuzaka 1810 01:56:26,498 --> 01:56:29,501 Translated by Anthony Kim 1811 01:56:30,502 --> 01:56:33,505 Subtitle timing, editing and additions for this version by chochoc, famitsu1 1812 01:56:34,506 --> 01:56:37,509 Additional translation assistance from quaisnord, shinjuku 1813 01:56:38,510 --> 01:56:41,513 Special thanks to cologne69 1814 01:59:25,176 --> 01:59:28,213 Executive Producers Takeshi Kato, Fumio Samesima 1815 01:59:28,313 --> 01:59:31,316 Hirofumi Ogoshi, Akira Ishii 1816 01:59:32,217 --> 01:59:35,220 Presented by "Instant Numa" Film Partners 1817 01:59:35,320 --> 01:59:38,323 Unplugged Film Kadokawa Pictures 1818 01:59:38,423 --> 01:59:41,426 Pony Canyon Cinema Investment 1819 01:59:42,827 --> 01:59:50,368 Written and Directed by Satoshi Miki 1820 01:59:55,607 --> 01:59:58,260 The end. 1821 01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:01,701 2009 "Instant Swamp" Film Partners 119735