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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:08,400 PROFESOARA DANSEAZ� CU TOAT� CLAS� 2 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:18,211 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 3 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:07,700 Pe c�t punem pariu ? �n cinci zile, eu o... 4 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:10,131 - I-o pui ! - Da, i-o pun ! 5 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,600 - De ce, n-o s�-�i fie bine ?! - Mie ? 6 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,600 O s� se dezumfle ca un balon... 7 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,100 �l cuno�ti bine ? 8 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:21,400 Cine, eu ? Nu ! Carla mi-a spus c� uneori pare un poponar. 9 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,800 O s-o avem de dou� ori pe s�pt�m�n� numai pentru noi, dac� 10 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:30,881 reu�im s�-l elimin�m pe profesorul de gimnastic�. 11 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,800 Bravo, Mauro ! E o idee nemaipomenit�, e nevoie de o bomb�. 12 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:36,849 F�r� bombe ! Dup� ora de italian�, ne �nt�lnim �n sala de sport. 13 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:39,900 O s� preg�tim ceva special. 14 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,200 �n orice poezie antic� sau modern� 15 00:02:42,248 --> 00:02:43,300 la fiecare 500, 1000, 700.000 de versuri... 16 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:47,100 e unul �ntotdeauna mai... cacofonic. 17 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,200 Scuza�i expresia ! Dar �ti�i cu to�ii... 18 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,100 Etimologic vorbind, cuv�ntul "cacofonic" vine din greac�. 19 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,200 Caco=ur�t, fonic=sunet. 20 00:02:56,700 --> 00:03:01,000 Dac�, fonic=sunet �i caco=ur�t... r�spunsul e un cuv�nt mai ur�t... 21 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:03,506 Clar ? 22 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,100 Scuza�i, profesore ! Facem spaniol� sau francez� ? 23 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,100 Spaniol� e m�-ta ! Ce mai avem spaniol acum ?! 24 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,000 De unde s� �tiu ? A�i spus 'clar' ! 25 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,100 Am spus 'clar' �n sensul de 'limpede'. 26 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,900 Clar �i f�r� �ntreruperi... 27 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,900 �i nu m� mai freca�i... la texte ! 28 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,200 Scuze, profesore ! C�teodat� pronun�ia dvs... 29 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,700 De ce ? Probabil c� eu par egiptean, nu-i a�a ? 30 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,000 S� clarific�m �i cu asta ! 31 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,200 Eu am o pronun�ie perfect�. Iar pentru cultura voastr� general�... 32 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,100 Sunt academician la Cluscola ! 33 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,300 Sunt laureat �n litere �n Lecce ! 34 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,000 �n litere sau �n drept ? 35 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,900 �n Lecce, un ora� l�ng� Taranto. 36 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,100 Eu sunt unic. 37 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,200 �n Italia, unde bandi�ii dau concurs... 38 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:51,000 F�r� rela�ii �i f�r� recomand�ri, am c�tigat concursul pentru catedra asta. 39 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:55,600 - C��i concuren�i a�i fost ? - Unu, eu singur ! 40 00:03:57,388 --> 00:04:01,142 Acum s� vorbim de poezie �i de rime ! 41 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:04,889 Cel mai important �n poezie e dic�ia clar� italian�. 42 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,300 Pentru exemplificare, s� vorbim de un poet contemporan. 43 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,200 Copacul ce-l �ineai �n parcul c�milei... 44 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,200 Iar acum s� vorbim de rime �mpreunate. 45 00:04:36,227 --> 00:04:38,520 Nu rima m� intereseaz� c�t metrica... 46 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:40,249 V� dau un exemplu. 47 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:44,100 "Ce �tii de un c�mp de gr�u...", "u"... " Ce �tii de o iubire cu propilenu", "u"... 48 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:47,000 "... ce �tii de calea ferat�... ce �tii "... ? 49 00:04:58,447 --> 00:05:00,207 Stop ! 50 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,200 De c�te ori trebuie s� spun c� se bate la u�� nainte s� intri ? 51 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,100 Nemernicule... ��i scot intestinele �i �i le pun �n jurul g�tului... 52 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,100 - Cafea ! - Imediat ! 53 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,000 - Scuza�i, domnilor elevi ! - C�t zah�r ? 54 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,080 ��i spun eu c�nd s� te opre�ti. 55 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,000 Pentru cine nu �tie, v� spun c� nu m� simt prea bine... 56 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,900 Doctorul mi-a recomandat s� iau micul dejun �n clas� 57 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,900 pentru c� am avut o mic� depresie depresiv�... 58 00:05:21,934 --> 00:05:24,986 - �i v� este permis... - De-ajuns ! 59 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,700 - Nemernicule ! E amar� ! - Da ? 60 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,800 Ajunge. 61 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,100 - Cornul ! - Imediat ! 62 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,000 - Scuza�i ! - V� rug�m ! 63 00:05:57,431 --> 00:06:00,805 Nu mai e... ! 64 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:10,588 Anacleto... 65 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,000 - Gol�nie... ! - Care golanc� ?! 66 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,700 Golanca de m�-ta ! 67 00:06:14,544 --> 00:06:16,683 Unde ai pus-o, sugaci blestemat ? Cum ai supt crema ? 68 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,700 - Uite unde era ! - �evu�a... 69 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,000 Trebuie s� m� r�zbun, d�-mi m�inile ! 70 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:26,233 Ce ? Aha, m�inile ! 71 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,400 Stop ! Afar� ! 72 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:44,800 �n ceea ce prive�te metodele de predare din �coala noastr�... 73 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,000 Voiam s� spun c�... 74 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,700 Nu, nu... Vorbesc eu ! 75 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,900 Nu voiam s� spun nimic... 76 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,000 Spuneam c� metodele de predare ale drei Gambetti... 77 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,700 profesoara de educa�ie fizic�... 78 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:05,000 - Imediat ce va intra... - Cine e ? 79 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,300 - Bun� diminea�a ! - Bun� diminea�a ! 80 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,100 - Ce spunea�i, domnule ?! - Cum ? 81 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,100 - Nu, nu, nu Mezzoponte... ! - Vorbeam... 82 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:26,800 - Dar e�ti �n picioare ! - Nu mi-am dat seama ! 83 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,000 Dr�, nu trebuie s� iei �n considerare o chestiune personal�... 84 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:36,000 Am �n�eles. Continua�i s� discuta�i metodele mele de predare. 85 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,200 S� nu folose�ti cuv�ntul metod�. 86 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,892 Mi se face pielea g�in�, simt c� le�in. A� spune c� faci revolu�ie. 87 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,000 Profesoar�... profesore... 88 00:07:46,452 --> 00:07:48,433 Nu, nu, nu... 89 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,500 De data asta, l�sa�i-m� s� vorbesc, dle director ! 90 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:55,286 �n calitate de profesor de italian�, nu profesor de literatur�... 91 00:07:55,777 --> 00:07:58,523 �in s� fac o precizare: fiecare cuv�nt are etimologia sa. 92 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:03,700 Iar aici trebuie s� stabilim etimologia cuvintelor sistem �i revolu�ie ! 93 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,400 Clar ? �n 1844... 94 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,500 Timpul s-a terminat... ! 95 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,900 Scuza�i ! Sistemul meu e aplicat �n marile �coli americane. 96 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,500 �ara cea mai avansat� din lume. 97 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,000 �ntotdeauna �n avangarda progresului ! 98 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,500 Bravo ! Foarte curajoas� ! Tr�iasc� SUA ! 99 00:08:22,486 --> 00:08:25,888 Nu v�d ce pericole ascunde metoda mea, bazat� 100 00:08:25,943 --> 00:08:27,800 pe gimnastica igienico-ritmic�. 101 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,900 Da-�i-mi voie ! 102 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,000 �mp�rt�esc ideea ! Tr�iasc� sistemul ! 103 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,300 Tr�iasc� biroul genelor ! Pentru binele statului ! 104 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:42,000 Ba�i apropouri ?! 105 00:08:42,019 --> 00:08:44,918 S� tr�iasc� �i dl director ! 106 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,900 Avem ambele au timp vorbind unul cu altul ! 107 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:55,600 Prof. Fioretti, f�r� s� d�m nume, se preface c� nu are fric� �i nici orar... 108 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,100 - �la e poponar ! - Nici m�car nu l-am auzit. 109 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:04,308 Nu trebuie s� auzi ! Trebuie s� auzi b�rba�i adev�ra�i, f�r� s� dau nume, s� zicem... 110 00:09:04,407 --> 00:09:07,326 - Ca dvs, profesore ? - Thank you, dr� ! 111 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,997 - Admir mult metodele tale de predare. - Mul�umesc ! 112 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,800 Tu ai o metod� care �nnebune�te... 113 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Eu a� face o pulp� cu metoda asta... c� e unic� ! 114 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Simpatia ta m� face s� m� simt foarte confortabil. 115 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Vorbind pe �leau... 116 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,200 Sunt cinci, �ase luni de c�nd te urm�resc s�-�i spun 117 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,000 c� vreo cinci, �ase lec�ii particulare ne-ar face bine la am�ndoi. 118 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,987 Sunt gras ! 119 00:09:29,064 --> 00:09:31,327 - Ar��i bine ! - Crezi ? 120 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,900 Dar eu vreau s� ar�t mai bine, s� scap de burt�... 121 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:38,377 C�nd facem o lec�ie tete-a-tete la tine acas� ? 122 00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:40,242 - Profesore ! - Pleac� ! C�nd ? 123 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:42,757 - Nu �tiu ! - C�nd ? Vin c�nd vrei. 124 00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:45,675 - Bine, o s� vedem... - Diminea�� sau dup� amiaz� ? 125 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,300 - Profesore ! - Ce vrei ? 126 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,500 E urgent ! 127 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:51,176 Trebuie s� m� duc �n sala de sport, face�i ce ave�i de f�cut ! 128 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,000 - Ne mai vedem. - Ciao ! 129 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,200 - Ce metod� ! - Acum se nume�te metoda ? 130 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,800 Ce sc�rb� ! Nemernicule, �ntotdeauna strici tot ce e mai frumos ! 131 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,900 Vorbeam de metod�... 132 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,974 Uite acolo ! 133 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,900 Asta a fost pedeapsa. Ce e a�a de urgent ? 134 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,800 Am adus tot. Chitan�ele de la telefon, gaz... 135 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,900 Aici am s�pun de barb�. 136 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,100 Asta e o porc�rie. Cine a comandat asta ? 137 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:21,800 - La TV spune c� e cel mai bun ! - La TV ? S�-l �ncerc�m ! 138 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,100 Acum m� simt mai bine ! 139 00:10:27,122 --> 00:10:30,257 Acum mergi la TV �i spune-le c� sunt ni�te pro�ti. �i ia �i spuma. 140 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,800 - Ai ceva cu ei ! - Nu. Am ceva cu tine. 141 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,900 Cum te-am creat, a�a te distrug, o s� te transfer �n Sardinia ! 142 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,500 - Ce mi�to ! Am cas� acolo. - Da ? 143 00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:41,369 Du-te �n Sardinia ! Pe v�rful muntelui, la 8.500 metri, congelat ! 144 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,325 - Nu ! De ce ? - �n�epenit, a�a ! 145 00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:45,758 Sunt sard, �mi place asta ! Scoate �ig�rile ! 146 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,454 Nu am �ig�ri. 147 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,500 Pentru al�ii, g�se�ti imediat, pentru mine, niciodat�... 148 00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:51,652 - Pentru ei e mai u�or... - Anacleto... 149 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:55,800 Tu �tii c� eu devin sado-masochist... 150 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,000 O s� te rup, o s� te str�ng de g�t... De c�te ori am spus-o ? 151 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:02,227 - De zece ori. - Eu o s� devin director aici ! 152 00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:05,032 - Da, domnule director ! - Lini�te, blestematule ! 153 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,100 Lini�te ! Vrei s� ajung �n Sardinia ? Nu am cas� acolo. 154 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,900 - Ne ajunge a mea ! - Da ? Uite acolo ! 155 00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:10,900 Ce e ? 156 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,400 De ce �ipi ? Nu �i-am f�cut nimic. 157 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,000 M� durea dinainte ! 158 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,300 Blestematul ! �l omor ! 159 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,300 Precum Agatha Cristie, �l omor de zece ori ! 160 00:11:21,196 --> 00:11:22,822 L-am p�c�lit... 161 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,600 - Cheam�-l pe Domenico. - Domenico ! 162 00:11:26,032 --> 00:11:28,070 Vino aici ! 163 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,900 Trebuie s� ne punem de acord ! 164 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,700 A intrat careva dintre voi �n toaleta profesorilor ? 165 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,408 - A�i f�cut-o voi ? - Noi ? 166 00:11:44,783 --> 00:11:45,700 - Au disp�rut patru s�punuri ! - �i le cau�i aici ? 167 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:49,800 - E vina ta. - De ce pute ? 168 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,800 Cu timpurile astea... poate c� le-au furat profesorii ! 169 00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:55,714 Crezi ? Se poate... 170 00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:06,732 - Haide�i ! - Cine urc� ? 171 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:09,269 - Urc eu ! - Cine �tie c�t timp ��i trebuie ! 172 00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:12,684 Urc� tu ! E�ti mai rapid, el o s� ��i dea s�punul. 173 00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:16,074 Hai, urc� ! 174 00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:21,449 D�-mi-l ! 175 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:28,891 Am �n�eles. 176 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:38,184 Alo ! Salvarea ? 177 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,679 Trimite�i o salvare la �coala "Fratelli Bandiera". 178 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:45,097 Nu imediat ! �n zece minute 'exact' ! 179 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,515 A sosit, nebunul ! 180 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,155 Am ajuns. Cu punctualitatea mea acrobatic� ! 181 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:04,490 Azi, dup� cum v-am promis, vom aborda abilit��ile la bar�. 182 00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:07,566 Cum se abordeaz� bara ? 183 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:11,231 Cum se abordeaz� bara ? 184 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:17,492 Papagalilor ! For�a ini�ial� trebuie concentrat� �n bra�. 185 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,715 Am un bra�... Asta e pozi�ia plastic� perfect� ! 186 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,200 �i pulpa. 187 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:26,366 Cuprinde ca o spiral� bar�... 188 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:30,581 ca �i cum ar fi un membru ideal de escaladat... 189 00:13:31,516 --> 00:13:35,391 Foart� ini�ial� trebuie s� fie: bra�, antebra� �i pulp�... 190 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:38,852 bra�, antebra� �i pulp�... 191 00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,694 bra�, antebra� �i pulp�... 192 00:13:41,694 --> 00:13:44,369 O face la m�n�... 193 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,280 bra�, antebra� �i pulp�... Clar ? 194 00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:52,167 Nu am �n�eles cum e cu pulpa �n spiral�. 195 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:55,654 M� tem c� ne vom zdrobi ou�le de bar�... 196 00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:58,152 Asta se poate �nt�mpla numai pro�tilor, nu mie ! 197 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,710 Fac asta de 25 de ani. 198 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,048 Mi se spune, ou� de o�el ! Un, doi, un, doi... 199 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,426 Pe r�nd c�te unul �n spatele meu. S� trecem la demonstra�ia practic�. 200 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:13,125 Un, doi, un, doi... 201 00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,616 Dispune�i-v� �n semicerc ! 202 00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:20,326 Iar acum, larve de b�rba�i, larve de gimna�ti... 203 00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,293 maimu�a din Galapagos v� va demonstra cum se abordeaz� bara ! 204 00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:27,319 Aten�ie ! S� m� opri�i ! Risc s� intru pe orbit�... 205 00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,823 Du-te s�n�tos ! 206 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:33,272 Cum f�ceau �nainta�ii no�tri ! Bra�, antebra�, pulp�... 207 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,552 Bra�, antebra�, pulp�... 208 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,000 Bra�, antebra�, pulp�... 209 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,599 - Bra�, antebra�, pulp�... - Hai, maimu�a de Galarate... ! 210 00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,996 �i le-a rupt ! 211 00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:54,508 S�rmanul ! A fost o glum� proast� ! 212 00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:58,931 A�a o �nve�e s� fac�... bra�, antebra�, pulp�... 213 00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,760 Nu �n�eleg, de ce ai venit s�-l mai vezi ? 214 00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,758 ��i spun imediat. S� fiu sigur c� o lun� nu se poate mi�ca. 215 00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,964 �tii c� de data asta ai exagerat ! 216 00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,994 Am exagerat ?! �i-a rupt doar un picior. 217 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,209 De ce nu-l pute�i suferi ? Ce v-a f�cut ? 218 00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:29,202 Nimic ! Trebuie s� �in� pasul cu timpul, a�a cum face profesoara voastr�. 219 00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:32,593 E adev�rat c� la lec�ii se dezbrac� �i ea ? 220 00:15:32,712 --> 00:15:36,891 Bine�n�eles ! Sistemul s�u se bazeaz� pe maxim� libertate de mi�care. 221 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,484 S� fiu al naibii ! Trebuie s� fie mi�to ! 222 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,402 Vorbim de libertatea de mi�care, de Claudia, �i vrei cu mine ? 223 00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:54,242 - E�ti geloas� ? - Ner�bd�torule... 224 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,884 Da, sunt un ner�bd�tor neru�inat... 225 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:05,604 - Prostule ! Dac� nu te l�sam eu s-o faci... - Deci, ��i place ! 226 00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:08,681 Din lips� de altceva mai bun... 227 00:16:08,794 --> 00:16:11,404 S� lu�m regiunea la �nt�mplare, Puglia ! 228 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,027 Un poet la �nt�mplare, Zingarelli ! 229 00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,499 E din Cerigniola, o mare metropol� l�ng� Canusa... 230 00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,997 El a scris aceste versuri sublime... 231 00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:23,871 S� fugim din aceast� lume... 232 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:26,839 Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi cu o b�taie de aripi... 233 00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,792 L�s�nd pe P�m�nt mon�trii s�i... 234 00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,850 E prea frumos ! Nu pot s� continui. 235 00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,570 Tu ! Vorbesc cu tine, unde te ui�i ? 236 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,670 - Cum te nume�ti ? Am uitat. - Adamo Adami. 237 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:41,730 Ademo Ademi ? Dar mama ta cum se nume�te ? Eva Evi ? 238 00:16:43,429 --> 00:16:45,758 E dr�gu� calamburul �sta ! �i-a pl�cut ? Nu �i-a pl�cut ! 239 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,401 Voiam s� spun... Vino, hai, vino ! 240 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,252 - Cu calm... - Nu v� face�i griji ! 241 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,215 �terge ! 242 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,387 �i asta ? E c�p��na lu' sor�-ta ? Prost�l�ule ! 243 00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:12,615 Scrie ! S� fugim din lume... 244 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:19,495 din lume... 245 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,703 �i tri�ti Mali... 246 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,376 - Ce ai scris ? - Mere ! 247 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:38,345 Flocii lu' m�-ta ! Mere �n sensul de mali, nu mere fructe... 248 00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:41,982 D�-mi creta ! 249 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,664 - Aha ! Mali ! - �i eu ce vorbesc, japoneza ? 250 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,513 Scrie. Zbor �n �nalt... 251 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,399 Cu o b�taie de aripi... 252 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,367 Nemernic nenorocit ! 253 00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:06,687 - Cu o b�taie... - Stop ! 254 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:10,814 Scriu eu. 255 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:15,108 DE ARIPI ! S� �n�eleag� to�i. 256 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:18,887 Eu cred c� faci pe prostul. Ai c�p��na tare ! 257 00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,200 - E�ti o c�p��n� tare ! - Adic�, un cap de piatr�. 258 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,063 Nu, cum s-ar spune: un cap de pu�� ! 259 00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,965 La loc ! 260 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:33,020 Acum s� relu�m metrica, cu accentul potrivit. 261 00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,501 Ca �n muzic�. Restul versurilor nu le consider�m... 262 00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:38,745 L�s�nd pe p�m�nt... etc, etc... 263 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,360 Preg�ti�i ! 264 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:45,004 Un, doi, trei, patru, cinci... 265 00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:50,642 Recit numai eu ? Voi a�i r�mas mu�i ? 266 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,706 Cu to�ii ! Un, doi, trei... 267 00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:57,520 S� fugim din ast� lume... 268 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,223 Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi cu o b�taie de aripi... 269 00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:04,212 A�i reu�it �i voi. Acum pune�i accentul. 270 00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:10,297 S� fugim din ast� lume... 271 00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,775 Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi cu o b�taie de aripi... 272 00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:17,074 L�s�nd pe p�m�nt urmele... 273 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,196 Mor�ilor vo�tri... ! 274 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,177 A�i mai auzit ceva de Martorelli ? 275 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,491 Se aude c� nu e prea bine. 276 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,810 Cine �tie c�t va trebui s� stea �n spital !? 277 00:19:26,821 --> 00:19:28,991 Eu cred c� au f�cut-o s� vin� pe profesoara asta. 278 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:31,843 A fost o glum� cam grosolan�, nu crezi, Paula ? 279 00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:35,330 - Se pare c� Mauro a organizat totul. - Prietenul Daniellei ? 280 00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:39,449 Se pare c� s-a �ndr�gostit de profesoara noastr� de gimnastic�. 281 00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:44,794 V�d c� sunte�i foarte bine informate, s�-mi spune�i c�nd se va culca cu ea ! 282 00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:50,171 C�nd erai tu... totul era bine, totul mergea f�r� probleme... 283 00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:53,244 Nu aveam griji... 284 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,944 De ce m-ai abandonat ? 285 00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:59,635 De ce m-ai l�sat ? 286 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,133 C�nd erai tu, gustam... acum nu mai gust nimic... 287 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,890 C�nd moare un cal ca tine... un juc�tor ca mine ce face... ? 288 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,349 Se sinucide ! Oh, Doamne ! Cine e ? 289 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,879 Scuze ! 290 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,943 - Intr� ! - Bun� ziua, dle director ! 291 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,455 - Am venit. - Ai f�cut totul ? 292 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:23,403 - Totul ! - Ce bine ! 293 00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:26,091 Voila ! Amenda de luna trecut�... 294 00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,550 - Lumina ? - Pl�tit�. 295 00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:32,011 - Gazul pl�tit... telefonul... - T�iat ! 296 00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:34,713 - Nu. Pl�tit ! - Ce bine... 297 00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:38,228 - �ig�rile... - Mul�umesc. 298 00:20:38,288 --> 00:20:41,871 Pi�coturi pentru diabetici... 299 00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:45,179 De ce strigi ? Vrei s� afle to�i c� am diabet ? 300 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,510 - Nu. Deja o �tiu. - Anacleto... 301 00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:51,619 Mul�umesc ! �ntotdeauna e�ti un b�iat de clasa �nt�i. 302 00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,498 - Tu duci �coala asta �nainte... - Da, dar dvs sunte�i directorul... 303 00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:58,394 E�ti administratorul, asta nu �nseamn� nimic pentru tine ? 304 00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:03,616 Din p�cate, Anacleto... nici ieri cutiu�a special� n-a sosit... 305 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,242 Din p�cate, nu mai vine... �ti�i ce se aude... ? 306 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:10,286 - Ce se aude ? - Cutiu�a asta nu valoreaz� nimic... 307 00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:14,600 Acum o spun ? Puteau s-o spun� mai demult... eu m� distrug din cauza cutiu�ei... 308 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,291 - �i de trezire, ce se aude ? - E bine s� ai �ncredere, �i mai bine s� nu ai ! 309 00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:21,454 �tiam eu... 310 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,650 Nimic interesant... 311 00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:26,350 �i eu ce joc �n seara asta... 312 00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:29,438 Merg din r�u �n �i mai r�u... Deja s-a dus un salariu �i jum�tate... 313 00:21:30,775 --> 00:21:32,959 Speram s� m� refac �n seara asta... 314 00:21:32,989 --> 00:21:35,469 - A� avea o informa�ie. - Calul e bun ? 315 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,396 - Se nume�te Demonul Frumos ! - C��i ani are ? 316 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,901 - Cinci ! - Timpul ? 317 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,736 - 1,20 pe uscat, 1,22 pe umed. - Cota ? 318 00:21:41,798 --> 00:21:43,329 - 2,50. - Fiu ? 319 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,396 - De curv� ! - Mor�ii... 320 00:21:45,418 --> 00:21:47,263 - Din ce s-a n�scut ? Tat�l ? - E bine, mul�umesc ! 321 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,965 Anacleto ! Tu m� faci s�-mi pierd capul ! 322 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,882 Am �ncredere �n tine, Anacleto... ! Tu e�ti un fiu de... 323 00:21:55,924 --> 00:21:57,467 - Taci ! - Cine vorbe�te ? 324 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,661 - Mi-a venit o idee... - Cine vorbe�te ? 325 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:04,166 Anacleto, asta trebuie s� r�m�n� �ntre noi doi, nu-i a�a ? 326 00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,161 - Tu e�ti un prieten, nu ? - Bine�n�eles ! 327 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:10,091 Vezi �tia ? Sunt banii ce mi i-a trimis comitetul olimpic... 328 00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:13,763 pentru manifest�rile �colare de gimnastic�... 329 00:22:14,314 --> 00:22:17,741 Uite c��i sunt ! �i vezi ? Ce facem ? 330 00:22:17,748 --> 00:22:20,067 - Eu nu-�i spun nimic ! Risc�m ? - Risc�m ! 331 00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:22,503 Comitetul nu va falimenta pentru Demonio... 332 00:22:22,503 --> 00:22:24,737 Nu e nici un pericol, eu voi merge la �nchisoare... ! 333 00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:26,730 - Pariem totul pe �nving�tor ? - Eu a� pune juma-juma ! 334 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:29,304 Jumate pe �nving�tor jumate plasat�, pruden�a e totdeauna recomandat� ! 335 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,165 Tu e�ti �n�elept �i prudent... 336 00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:34,962 Ce fac ? S� am �ncredere �n tine ? 337 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:37,085 Da ! Ia banii ! Am �ncredere �n tine ! 338 00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:41,040 Tu e�ti omul meu de baz� ! Dac� nu erai tu, nimic n-ar fi mers pe aici... 339 00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:44,262 Apropo ! 340 00:22:44,773 --> 00:22:48,529 S� mergem s� vedem cum merge treaba... cu profesoara... ! 341 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,601 �n ce const� metoda profesoarei Gambetti ? 342 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:13,183 Auzi�i ? 343 00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:24,401 - �nceta�i ! - A spus s� �nceta�i ! 344 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,223 Tu, taci ! 345 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:35,777 P�n� aici ! Asta nu e o sal� de sport, e un ring de dans. 346 00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:40,532 Trebuie s� recunosc c� prof. Fiorontori are dreptate ! 347 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,996 �n locul dvs, nu m-a� lua dup� aparen�e... 348 00:23:45,111 --> 00:23:48,323 Aceste fete au urmat metoda mea o lun� �ntreag� ! Privi�i-le ! 349 00:23:49,371 --> 00:23:51,230 - Privi�i-le ? - Privi�i-le bine ! 350 00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:53,075 Bine ! Le privesc ! 351 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,620 Uite ! Le privesc ! V� privesc ! 352 00:23:57,888 --> 00:24:00,933 �i dup� ce le-am privit ? 353 00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:04,685 Nu le g�si�i �n cea mai bun� form� ? 354 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,332 �n form�... ! 355 00:24:09,806 --> 00:24:13,190 Da ! Nu pot s� neg c� sunt �n form�... 356 00:24:13,965 --> 00:24:17,697 Dar, �n loc de eleve par balerine de la televiziune... 357 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:22,163 Acum le vede�i f�r� s� se mi�te... �i bine�n�eles, ochiul nu poate dec�t... 358 00:24:22,248 --> 00:24:25,146 s� se opreasc� pe punctele cele mai u�oare... 359 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:28,901 F�r� insinu�ri ! Ochii mei nu caut� niciodat� zone particulare... 360 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,881 Poate ochii �luia caut� zonele la care f�ceai aluzie... ! 361 00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:40,188 Metoda ta are efect asupra oamenilor simpli, primitivi... 362 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,871 Nu-i a�a, Anacleto, fomistule, b�losule... ? 363 00:24:46,604 --> 00:24:49,876 Vreau s� v� ar�t mi�carea �ntr-un dans numit: 364 00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:52,710 - Febra examenului de stat ! - Nu, nu pot, am treab�. 365 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:55,703 A�tepta�i ! V� rog ! Numai pu�in ! 366 00:24:57,953 --> 00:25:01,215 - Dac� e ceva rapid... - Mul�umesc ! 367 00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:07,487 - Ce faci, dansezi ? - Dansa�i �i dvs ! 368 00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:10,619 �i eu dansez ? Ce fac ? Da, dansez �i eu... 369 00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:23,346 - Dansezi, Anacleto ? - Nu m� pot ab�ine... 370 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:27,450 - Trebuie s� m� u�urez... - Atunci du-te mai �ncolo �i u�ureaz�-te... 371 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,137 - Mul�umesc ! - Cu pl�cere ! 372 00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:47,403 - Deci ? - Ce ? 373 00:26:47,893 --> 00:26:50,907 Nu-mi spune�i nimic ? 374 00:26:50,973 --> 00:26:53,607 Nu ��i spun nimic ! 375 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,583 A� avea multe s�-�i spun... dar prefer s� te v�d �n birou... 376 00:27:11,621 --> 00:27:14,259 Ca �i c�nd X ar fi... Mi se pare u�or... 377 00:27:14,895 --> 00:27:16,753 X ar fi... 378 00:27:16,838 --> 00:27:19,872 Maletti ! Cum e X... ? 379 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,788 Cum s� v� spun, dna... ! 380 00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:25,772 X se simte bine ! Mul�umesc ! 381 00:27:25,814 --> 00:27:29,710 Neru�inatule ! A�i ajuns p�n� la fund ! 382 00:27:29,754 --> 00:27:32,626 Mai bine fundul dec�t s� plute�ti la suprafa��... 383 00:27:32,671 --> 00:27:35,134 Ce ai spus ? Arogantule ! 384 00:27:35,181 --> 00:27:39,640 Ce crezi c� sunt surd�, oarb� sau t�mpit� ? 385 00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:42,526 Ca s� vezi ! Asta face totul singur� ! 386 00:27:42,606 --> 00:27:44,711 V�d c� vorbe�ti mult, vino la tabl� ! 387 00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:47,530 Voiam s� spun c� sunt de bun� credin�� ! 388 00:27:47,675 --> 00:27:51,058 Nu m� intereseaz� ce spui �n banc�. Vino la tabl� �i arat�-mi ce �tii. 389 00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,104 Mai repede ! 390 00:27:54,694 --> 00:27:56,734 Scrie ! 391 00:27:56,749 --> 00:28:00,846 Pi cu unu de coordonate 2,3... �i Pi cu 2 de coordonate -2, -4... 392 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,834 Calculeaz� ecua�ia segmentului care trece prin dou� puncte ! 393 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:06,458 - Eu ? - Da, tu ! Atunci, cine ? 394 00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:10,284 Astea le facem la var�... 395 00:28:10,598 --> 00:28:13,638 - L�sa�i-m� s� m�n�nc o banan� ! - O banan� ? 396 00:28:13,641 --> 00:28:16,506 - Arunc� banana ! - �mi revine memoria... 397 00:28:22,046 --> 00:28:25,083 De c�t timp n-a v�zut-o... 398 00:28:28,202 --> 00:28:31,336 Printre mi�c�rile tale ritmice... nu e vreo mi�care... 399 00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:34,592 potrivit� corpului meu... ? 400 00:28:35,777 --> 00:28:39,107 - S-o spunem direct: pentru burtica mea ! - Burta ! 401 00:28:39,275 --> 00:28:41,367 Da... burt� cu varz�... ! 402 00:28:41,414 --> 00:28:44,571 Nu, nu m� simt nici greu nici �mb�tr�nit... 403 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:47,844 dar au mai trecut anii... via�a sedentar�... 404 00:28:47,922 --> 00:28:50,771 - Ridica�i-v� ! - M� ridic... 405 00:28:50,817 --> 00:28:53,614 - L�sa�i-m� s� pip�i, v� rog ! - Ce vrei s� pip�i ? 406 00:28:53,715 --> 00:28:57,101 Mu�chii ! Ridica�i bra�ele ! 407 00:28:57,130 --> 00:28:59,573 - R�m�ne�i a�a ! - Da. 408 00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:03,085 - Avem pernu�e... - Ceva mai mari... 409 00:29:03,137 --> 00:29:06,051 �ntoarce�i-v�, v� rog ! 410 00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:08,668 - V� doare ? - Nu ! 411 00:29:10,044 --> 00:29:12,308 - Sim�i�i dureri ? - Nu ! 412 00:29:12,357 --> 00:29:15,381 Ni�te cu�ite... 413 00:29:15,408 --> 00:29:17,043 E grav ? 414 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,165 Nu. Dar dac� nu v� ocupa�i �n scurt timp, va deveni �ngrijor�tor ! 415 00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,950 S� ne ocup�m imediat ! Pentru asta v-am cerut ajutorul. 416 00:29:23,007 --> 00:29:25,630 - Calma�i-v� ! Cu calm... ! - Cu calm... 417 00:29:26,054 --> 00:29:28,544 Oh, Doamne... ce am ? 418 00:29:28,544 --> 00:29:32,569 - S� �ncerc�m cu culesul pepenilor ! - S� �ncerc�m imediat culesul pepenilor... 419 00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:35,901 Imediat ! Numai c� aici pepenii... S� mergem la �ar� ! 420 00:29:35,936 --> 00:29:39,663 Culesul pepenilor este exerci�iul nr. 8 al disciplinei mele. 421 00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:41,788 Num�rul 8 ? 422 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:45,330 Dac� ave�i pu�in timp v� voi ar�ta despre ce e vorba. 423 00:29:45,358 --> 00:29:48,427 Pu�in ? Cine mai pleac� de aici ? 424 00:29:49,395 --> 00:29:52,172 Privi�i la mine ! Se dep�rteaz� picioarele... 425 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,507 - Se dep�rteaz� bine picioarele... - Bust erect ! 426 00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:57,746 �i �ncet, �ncet... v� apleca�i �nainte. 427 00:29:57,832 --> 00:30:01,086 Bra�ele sunt libere... 428 00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:03,266 Ne mi�c�m lent... 429 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:06,470 ca �i c�nd am vrea s� lu�m ceva de jos... 430 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:10,126 �i deodat�... nu mai vrei... ! 431 00:30:10,571 --> 00:30:13,496 A�i �n�eles ce e cu culesul pepenilor ? 432 00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:16,584 Nu prea ! Dac� e�ti bun� s�-mi mai ar��i odat�... ! 433 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:19,040 Bine, repet ! Se dep�rteaz� picioarele... 434 00:30:19,757 --> 00:30:22,355 Ne aplecam �ncet �nainte... 435 00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:26,527 Apoi... �l iau... nu-l iau... �l iau... nu-l iau... 436 00:30:26,946 --> 00:30:29,130 Nu, nu... eu nu �tiu exerci�iul �sta ! 437 00:30:29,739 --> 00:30:32,830 Nu e a�a de simplu. E o mic� dificultate. 438 00:30:33,321 --> 00:30:36,674 E nevoie s� avem pe umeri o greutate de 40, 50 de kg. 439 00:30:37,282 --> 00:30:39,856 Ce exerci�iu... ! 40, 50 de kilograme... !? 440 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:42,012 - Scoate�i-v� haina ! - Cum ? 441 00:30:42,419 --> 00:30:46,436 - Haide�i, scoate�i-o ! - Toat� ? 442 00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:49,136 Da. 443 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,122 - E suficient a�a ! - E de-ajuns ? Bine ! 444 00:30:57,864 --> 00:31:00,518 Veni�i mai aproape ! Lipi�i-v� de mine. 445 00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:03,567 - Nu v� teme�i ! Lipi�i-v� ! - Nu mi-e fric�... 446 00:31:03,616 --> 00:31:06,471 E mult timp de c�nd n-am mai f�cut gimnastic�... 447 00:31:06,569 --> 00:31:09,521 - V-am spus c� e u�or... - Da, �tiu, e foarte u�or... 448 00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:11,494 - A�a ? - A�a. 449 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,352 - Sus, jos... - Iau, nu iau... 450 00:31:18,173 --> 00:31:21,971 - Nu. Asta o spun eu ! - Spune-o tu, nu m� intereseaz� ! 451 00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:25,545 - �l iau, nu-l iau... �l iau, nu-l iau... - Foarte bine... ! 452 00:31:27,132 --> 00:31:29,773 Domnule director... ! 453 00:31:30,407 --> 00:31:33,488 Ce e ? 454 00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:37,523 A�i mai adunat pepeni vreodat� ? 455 00:31:41,363 --> 00:31:45,486 Infirmier�... ! 456 00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:48,817 Oh, Doamne... ! 457 00:31:49,128 --> 00:31:51,297 Ce vrei, c�p��nosule ? 458 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:54,295 - Vreau papagalul ! - Poate mai vrei o put� ? 459 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:58,234 - Ai picioare, du-te la toalet� ! - Vezi-�i de treaba ta ! 460 00:31:58,298 --> 00:32:01,379 - Eu urinez unde vreau. - Iar eu urinez pe tine... ! 461 00:32:02,196 --> 00:32:04,964 Nu mi-e fric�, c�p��nosule ! 462 00:32:05,004 --> 00:32:07,237 Alo ! Cine e ? O, Doamne ! 463 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,692 Nu, nu ! �ine�i-o acolo ! 464 00:32:11,734 --> 00:32:14,830 N-o l�sa�i s� se mi�te de acolo. Poate urca peste 5-6 minute. Bine ? 465 00:32:15,555 --> 00:32:17,925 Bine ! Mul�umesc ! 466 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,420 - Acum ce fac ? - Infirmier�... ! 467 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,732 - M�i c�p��n� ! - Ce vrei ? 468 00:32:26,394 --> 00:32:30,340 Uite ce frumos e... ! Am papagalul ! 469 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:34,395 �tiam eu c� m� duci cu vorba... 470 00:32:34,397 --> 00:32:38,429 - Dac� vii �n patul meu, �i-l �mprumut ! - Tu e�ti nebun sau poponar ? 471 00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:41,613 Ce ai �n�eles ? Lini�te�te-te ! ��i �mprumut papagalul ! 472 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,963 Dac� vrei, ��i dau �i coc�turile mele, doar ��i plac mult... 473 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,155 Le m�n�nci cu tubul... ! Hai, f�-mi pl�cerea asta ! 474 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:53,068 �n fond, e foarte u�or. Haide... 475 00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:10,400 Intr� ! 476 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,608 - E viva, drag� profesore ! - Ce pl�cere, draga mea ! 477 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:18,295 Credeam c� e�ti mai r�u. Mi-au spus c� e�ti tot �n gips. 478 00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:22,161 - Cornu�ii ! - C� nu po�i s�-�i mi�ti picioarele. 479 00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,584 Cine, eu ? Uite aici ! 480 00:33:25,968 --> 00:33:28,501 Le fac �n ciud� ! 481 00:33:28,586 --> 00:33:30,446 Fantastic ! Un adev�rat miracol ! 482 00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,861 Miracol pe naiba ! Scuz�-mi metafora ! 483 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:35,103 E for�a voin�ei mele. 484 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,896 - Vizita ta va dura mult ? - Nu. 485 00:33:38,305 --> 00:33:41,328 Numai c�t s� ��i spun c� directorul mi-a �ncredin�at elevii t�i. 486 00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:46,135 Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, nu ! Nimeni nu se atinge de elevii mei ! 487 00:33:46,229 --> 00:33:50,076 Dup� tot ce am f�cut ! M�ndria mea, obliga�iile mele... 488 00:33:50,138 --> 00:33:53,221 Am auzit ceva ! Cineva gemea ! 489 00:33:53,843 --> 00:33:56,484 Nu, nu, nu... Era a�a... 490 00:33:56,533 --> 00:34:00,864 - Am auzit bine. - Stomacul meu geme... 491 00:34:01,449 --> 00:34:04,824 Dup� ce mi-ai spus... m� trece o durere prin bil�... 492 00:34:05,075 --> 00:34:09,731 S�pt�m�na viitoare sunt �nt�lnirile interna�ionale de baschet. 493 00:34:10,184 --> 00:34:13,490 Nu-�i face griji, echipa ta e �n m�ini bune ! 494 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,403 Ale tale ?! 495 00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:20,674 Nu m� face s� r�d... ! 496 00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:24,301 Lini�te... 497 00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:27,968 Nu m� face s� r�d... 498 00:34:29,341 --> 00:34:31,832 Nu e drept, prof. Martorelli ! Nu pot s� �n�eleg. 499 00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:35,041 Ai ceva cu mine, dar nu �tiu care e motivul. 500 00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:37,942 Nu, nu, nu... Nu sunt sup�rat pe nimeni... 501 00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:41,748 Ba da ! O �tiu to�i ! Dar eu te admir foarte mult. 502 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:45,409 �tiu c�t� iubire �i c�t� grij� depui �n munca ta... 503 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,993 Abnega�ia ta a fost pentru mine un exemplu c�l�uzitor ! 504 00:34:50,834 --> 00:34:53,905 - Adev�rat ? - Da, bine�n�eles ! 505 00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:58,209 Adev�rat ? Ce frumos... ! 506 00:34:58,352 --> 00:35:01,104 Dar tu nu ai �n�eles niciodat�. 507 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:05,486 Ce faci ? Acum ��i dai seama ? 508 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:08,745 Ciciri cicirici... Unu �i d� seama c�nd e aici ! 509 00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:12,057 �tiu ! E�ti impulsiv ! 510 00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,209 Dar nu m-am sup�rat... 511 00:35:15,221 --> 00:35:18,854 Pentru b�rba�i ca tine... astea sunt gesturi de simpatie... 512 00:35:18,925 --> 00:35:21,414 - Te �n�eleg ! - Mul�umesc ! 513 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:26,296 Ce bra� lung ai, profesore... ! 514 00:35:27,988 --> 00:35:30,841 S� te testez mai bine... 515 00:35:33,153 --> 00:35:37,954 M�na ce a p�c�tuit trebuie pedepsit� ! O s-o pedepsesc cu severitate ! 516 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:41,642 �nceteaz�, profesore ! Te agi�i prea mult... 517 00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:44,564 O s� �i se fac� r�u ! 518 00:35:44,605 --> 00:35:47,771 De ce face asta ? Eu i-am �mprumutat papagalul... 519 00:35:48,349 --> 00:35:51,397 - I-am dat frig�ruile mele... - Vrei s� chem infirmiera ? 520 00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:54,685 Nu, nu... �l m�n�nc singur... ! 521 00:35:57,330 --> 00:36:00,878 Ajunge ! M-am s�turat ! 522 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,060 �sta cine e ? 523 00:36:03,069 --> 00:36:06,293 Unu cu multe tentacule ! L-au pus �n gips ca pe un scafandru. 524 00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:11,727 - Un, doi, un, doi... - Cu asta e mai r�u ca-n Legiunea Str�in�. 525 00:36:12,442 --> 00:36:16,224 Un, doi, un, doi... Sus gambele, ridica�i genunchii ! 526 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,211 Un, doi, un, doi... Schimba�i direc�ia ! 527 00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:23,238 Un, doi, un, doi... Mai sus gambele ! 528 00:36:24,787 --> 00:36:29,748 Schimba�i direc�ia ! Un, doi, un, doi... 529 00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:37,042 Opri�i-v� ! 530 00:36:37,091 --> 00:36:39,247 �mi pare r�u, dar nu e bine. 531 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:43,035 Ave�i dou� minute pauz�, apoi trecem la paralele. Bine ? 532 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,610 Scuza�i ! 533 00:36:51,957 --> 00:36:54,751 A� spune s� �ncerc�m cu pu�in� muzic� ! 534 00:36:54,815 --> 00:36:57,306 Mi se pare corect ! A�tept�m de �ase zile ! 535 00:36:57,323 --> 00:36:59,616 Ce tot spune�i ? Nu �n�eleg. 536 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:04,050 �i noi am vrea s� facem gimnastic� ritmic�, a�a cum fac colegele noastre. 537 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,945 Se pare c� e o metod� formidabil�. 538 00:37:06,999 --> 00:37:09,505 E aprobat� de director... 539 00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:12,495 Bravo ! Dac� e a�a, �ncepem imediat ! 540 00:37:12,786 --> 00:37:15,236 Abia a�tept�m ! 541 00:37:27,535 --> 00:37:30,142 Alinia�i-v� ! 542 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:37,237 Trebuie s� v� avertizez c� �nainte de a �ncepe cu muzica 543 00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:41,626 gimnastica de preg�tire... e indispensabil�... 544 00:37:42,586 --> 00:37:45,756 S� �ncepem cu controlul muscular individual ! 545 00:37:47,285 --> 00:37:50,226 S� �ncepem ! 546 00:37:50,526 --> 00:37:52,650 Unu, doi... 547 00:37:53,322 --> 00:37:58,356 Unu, doi, unu, doi... 548 00:37:59,894 --> 00:38:02,460 �mpreun� ! Face�i ca mine ! Privi�i ! 549 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:10,229 Unu, doi, unu, doi... 550 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:19,474 Tu te descurci foarte bine. 551 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:24,714 Nu, nu ! Mai rigid ! 552 00:38:25,799 --> 00:38:27,693 Drept ! 553 00:38:28,913 --> 00:38:32,271 Ce faci ? 554 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:37,386 Nu trebuie s� ridici fundul. Tot corpul trebuie s� fie rigid. 555 00:38:38,595 --> 00:38:41,262 Hai, curaj ! 556 00:38:44,878 --> 00:38:48,037 Ce faci ? Trebuie s� stai drept ! 557 00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:50,953 E�ti rigid ! 558 00:38:53,385 --> 00:38:57,547 Unu, doi... 559 00:38:59,415 --> 00:39:03,443 To�i �mpreun� ! 560 00:39:04,257 --> 00:39:07,324 Unu, doi... 561 00:39:12,861 --> 00:39:16,265 Suficient pentru �nceput ! 562 00:39:17,854 --> 00:39:21,774 Acum cred c� ave�i nevoie de un du� rece ! 563 00:39:22,984 --> 00:39:25,436 S� mergem... 564 00:39:26,771 --> 00:39:29,192 Intr� ! Casa mea e a ta ! 565 00:39:31,593 --> 00:39:34,646 E frumos aici. Pare o discotec� ! 566 00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:36,502 ��i place ? 567 00:39:36,595 --> 00:39:38,700 Am vrut s� creez un ambian�� special adaptat� pentru tine 568 00:39:38,789 --> 00:39:40,395 o profesoar� de dans... 569 00:39:40,439 --> 00:39:43,481 M� surprinzi, profesore ! 570 00:39:44,047 --> 00:39:46,764 - Nu mi-a� fi imaginat vreodat�. - Pot s�-�i ofer un fernet Branca ? 571 00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:48,175 Mai ai �i altceva ? 572 00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:50,424 Gum� american�, coca american�, whisky american... 573 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,768 - ... �i Chateau La Fontaine. - Ce e asta ? 574 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:55,342 Apa de la f�nt�n� ! Voila ! 575 00:39:55,713 --> 00:39:58,762 Am acceptat invita�ia pentru a face o lec�ie particular�. 576 00:39:58,822 --> 00:40:01,022 S� nu pierdem timpul. S� facem ceea ce trebuie ! 577 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,997 Dac� trebuie... pentru asta sunt aici... ! 578 00:40:04,662 --> 00:40:07,999 Unde ne a�ez�m ? Din p�cate, aici nu e prea mult spa�iu... 579 00:40:08,112 --> 00:40:10,325 Nu e spa�iu... ?! 580 00:40:10,405 --> 00:40:13,450 Mergem dincolo... Pare c� nu e mult spa�iu ! 581 00:40:13,472 --> 00:40:16,140 Pare cam restr�ns, dar �n realitate nu e prea larg. 582 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,353 - Cred c� nu e cazul ! - Da, mai bine... 583 00:40:18,408 --> 00:40:23,138 Pentru �nceput, de dou� trei ori... pozi�iile incomode mi se par mai adecvate... 584 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:26,805 Vrei s� �ncepi cu cele incomode, ca s� ajungem mai t�rziu la cele mai bune... 585 00:40:26,808 --> 00:40:28,733 Cum dore�ti ! 586 00:40:28,973 --> 00:40:31,768 E suficient s� mut�m m�su�a �i tamburelele. 587 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,666 - Le mut�m unde vrei. - �ntre timp, eu m� fac lejer�... ! 588 00:40:34,677 --> 00:40:38,180 Ai toat� libertatea care o vrei. Aici suntem acas�, ambian�a e splendid� ! 589 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:40,935 �sta �l d�m mai �ncolo... 590 00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,632 Asta... m� ajut� Sf. Fecioar�... �l arunc�m mai �ncolo... 591 00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:45,378 Ce trebuie s� mai fac ? 592 00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:49,986 Ce dr�gu� ! Ce e asta ? 593 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:54,008 Am cump�rat-o �n America, e pentru ochelari. Original, nu-i a�a ? 594 00:40:54,672 --> 00:40:57,349 �i fratele mau are una, s�-i �in�... 595 00:40:59,117 --> 00:41:01,745 - Tu ce faci ? - E ceva �n neregul� ? 596 00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:05,290 - Nu ��i sco�i... ? - Da, trebuie s� m� fac lejer... 597 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,046 Mi-e a�a de cald... abia a�tept s� �ncepem ! 598 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,576 Ai v�zut ce costum frumos ! ��i place ? 599 00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:16,824 - Ce dezastru ! - �tiu. 600 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,473 Gr�sime, celulit�, mu�chi contracta�i... 601 00:41:20,634 --> 00:41:23,647 - Ar��i r�u, e�ti terminat... - �tiu ! 602 00:41:23,759 --> 00:41:26,415 Ce s� fac ? Sunt de aruncat la gunoi ? 603 00:41:26,538 --> 00:41:29,798 - S� �ncepem... - S� culegem pepeni ! 604 00:41:30,665 --> 00:41:33,018 - Nu, pepeni, nu ! - Culesul castravetelui ! 605 00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:35,617 - Ce castravete ? - Recoltam ceva pentru salat�... 606 00:41:35,698 --> 00:41:37,804 - �l iei, nu-l iei... - Nu trebuie s� iau nimic ! 607 00:41:37,903 --> 00:41:40,335 Nu-l iei ! 608 00:41:40,361 --> 00:41:44,262 - Tu ai nevoie de ou ! - Bine, lu�m dou� apoi le batem ! 609 00:41:44,948 --> 00:41:48,219 M-am r�zg�ndit ! Pune-te jos ! 610 00:41:49,766 --> 00:41:52,506 - Vom face co�ul. - Da, co�ul e bun... 611 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,986 O s� adun�m �i pepenii... 612 00:41:55,111 --> 00:41:58,771 - Acum, �ntinde-te ! - Prof. �i dai pepenele mie nu... 613 00:41:59,652 --> 00:42:03,021 - Acum vine partea frumoas�. - Ce bine ! Era �i timpul ! 614 00:42:03,097 --> 00:42:06,237 - Vezi ce bine m-am a�ezat ? - Da, dar eu cum m� pun ? 615 00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:09,360 - Acum trebuie s� ridic�m piciorul. - Singur ? 616 00:42:09,436 --> 00:42:12,810 Ce fac, ridic piciorul �n sus, ca un t�mpit ? Sunt greu, nu pot. 617 00:42:12,901 --> 00:42:16,031 - Trebuie s� stai �n echilibru. - Stai ! M� rupi ! 618 00:42:16,124 --> 00:42:19,767 Un moment ! Mi-a venit o idee. Mie �mi vin imediat ideile. 619 00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:23,450 Uite ! Iau piatra asta �i mi-o pun pe cap, e contragreutate... 620 00:42:23,546 --> 00:42:27,200 o s� m� mi�c �nainte �i �napoi ca un cretin... 621 00:42:27,884 --> 00:42:30,966 Nu, profesore ! Nu e nevoie ! 622 00:42:31,644 --> 00:42:34,616 - Bine, o s� fac eu ! - F� tu totul ! 623 00:42:34,623 --> 00:42:37,266 - �ntinde-te, relaxeaz�-te... - De data asta, cred c� o s�... 624 00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:40,835 - Cred c� n-o s� reu�im... - Nu, nu a�a ! Pe o parte ! 625 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:44,131 Bine ! Poate e mai bine s� ne rostogolim �nainte, s�... 626 00:42:44,571 --> 00:42:47,305 Aten�ie ! Pepenii sunt pe mine... 627 00:42:47,707 --> 00:42:52,047 E a�a de complicat... eu nu pot ! M� r�suce�ti ca pe un covor persan... 628 00:42:52,090 --> 00:42:55,417 Piatra ! E tare, e tare... ! 629 00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:58,446 Ce tot spui ? Ce e tare ? 630 00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:02,532 Piatra e tare �i �mi rupe spatele... 631 00:43:02,963 --> 00:43:06,509 Bine�n�eles, prima dat� e mai greu... Acum e pu�in mai bine ? 632 00:43:06,514 --> 00:43:08,244 - Mai bine... pe naiba ! - Ce ai spus ? 633 00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:12,752 Nu, nu, e discul cu John Travolta �i Bee Gees ! 634 00:43:13,096 --> 00:43:15,954 Marele saxofonist american Stan K. 635 00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:21,081 Ce m�r�oag� mi-ai dat ? Ce e Bell Demonio asta ? 636 00:43:22,135 --> 00:43:24,745 Ave�i dreptate, dle director ! E mai r�u dec�t un cal de lemn ! 637 00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:27,492 �i tu m� pui s� m� dau �n balansoar ? 638 00:43:27,857 --> 00:43:30,350 M-ai ruinat, nemernicule ! 639 00:43:30,362 --> 00:43:32,327 Am s� te transfer administrator la �coala de corec�ie... 640 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,922 Ave�i dreptate ! M� duc s�-mi fac valiza. 641 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:38,808 Mai �nt�i preg�te�te o targ�, te trimit la spital... 642 00:43:38,870 --> 00:43:41,230 - Ce faci, fugi ? - Nu. 643 00:43:41,277 --> 00:43:43,613 - Ce faci, fugi ? - Da. 644 00:43:47,433 --> 00:43:49,333 Cine pl�te�te ? 645 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:51,857 Unde te duci ? 646 00:43:51,981 --> 00:43:55,064 Te-am prins ! Acum ascult�, frumosule Anacleto ! 647 00:43:56,188 --> 00:43:58,344 - Auzi palmele astea ? - Dar ce, sunt surd ? 648 00:43:58,396 --> 00:44:00,973 Valoreaz� 10.000 una ! 649 00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:03,624 - Eu am pierdut 2.500.000. - Doamne ! C�te palme sunt ? 650 00:44:03,690 --> 00:44:06,570 - Nu �tiu, socote�te ! - Sp�l ma�ina, cur�� pantofii... 651 00:44:06,649 --> 00:44:08,547 Voi face totul... 652 00:44:08,577 --> 00:44:11,099 N-o s� mai fac favoruri la nimeni, numai dvs ! 653 00:44:12,742 --> 00:44:16,412 Un moment ! �tiu cum o s� facem dou� milioane ! 654 00:44:16,466 --> 00:44:18,832 - Un alt cal ? - Nu, ajunge cu caii ! 655 00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:21,874 - Un jaf ? - Nu, un concurs de dans. 656 00:44:23,813 --> 00:44:26,530 Ce leg�tur� are concursul de dans cu banii ? 657 00:44:26,565 --> 00:44:28,642 Privi�i ! 658 00:44:29,558 --> 00:44:32,816 "Concurs de dans": premiu 2.000.000 de lire. 659 00:44:32,949 --> 00:44:35,802 - �n ce const� concursul ? - Eu nu �tiu s� dansez ! Ce fac ? 660 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:38,316 - M� pun s� dansez ? - Fac eu totul ! 661 00:44:38,783 --> 00:44:41,243 M-am g�ndit la tot. �i spun drei Gambetti ! 662 00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,351 - Dansezi cu ea ? - Spuneam... 663 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:46,586 - O s� vrea ? - O conving eu. 664 00:44:47,273 --> 00:44:51,081 Acum ai chef de glume ? Anacleto, ascult�-m� bine: 665 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:54,342 Asta e ultima �ans� ce �i-o ofer ! 666 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:57,616 Trebuie s� reu�e�ti, altfel nimic nu te va salva ! 667 00:44:57,634 --> 00:45:01,054 Dac� nu vor pl�ti rata... sf�r�esc to�i pe strad�. 668 00:45:01,139 --> 00:45:04,108 Tat�, mam�,... 669 00:45:04,108 --> 00:45:08,667 to�i de v�rst� fraged�... foarte fraged�... 670 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:14,097 Nu �n�eleg ce amestec are directorul �n aceast� poveste de familie ? 671 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,579 - Cum se nume�te aceast� familie ? - Cavalli ! 672 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:20,379 Familia Aristide Cavalli ! 673 00:45:20,476 --> 00:45:23,997 Directorul e un fel de protector... �ntotdeauna i-a ajutat. 674 00:45:23,999 --> 00:45:27,451 Le-a promis ajutorul ca s� nu fie evacua�i ! 675 00:45:30,587 --> 00:45:32,915 Acest Cavalli, de ce nu merge la un judec�tor ? 676 00:45:33,007 --> 00:45:34,508 Deja a fost odat� ! 677 00:45:34,554 --> 00:45:38,539 Dac� nu pl�te�te �n dou� zile, n-o s�-�i mai poat� vedea feti�a cea mic�... ! 678 00:45:39,092 --> 00:45:42,026 Mi-e a�a de mil�... ! 679 00:45:42,064 --> 00:45:44,997 Hai, Anacleto ! M� faci s� pl�ng �i eu... 680 00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:47,339 Directorul e distrus ! 681 00:45:47,424 --> 00:45:51,018 Dac� nu-i ajut� pe Cavalli... face o prostie ! 682 00:45:51,713 --> 00:45:54,804 O s� fac� o prostie... 683 00:45:55,965 --> 00:45:58,132 Cite�ti ? 684 00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:03,255 Da, dar nu mi se pare corect ca o profesoar� s� participe la un concurs de dans. 685 00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:07,512 �ntotdeauna a fost corect s� faci o fapt� bun�. 686 00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:10,773 Cine o s� te recunoasc� ? E�ti a�a de bun�... 687 00:46:10,827 --> 00:46:12,775 c� te-ar m�nca to�i... 688 00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:16,027 A�a c�tigi 2.000.000... mi-i dai mie... eu �i dau directorului... 689 00:46:16,116 --> 00:46:18,990 Directorul, cailor... familiei Cavalli, �i to�i vom fi bucuro�i ! 690 00:46:19,172 --> 00:46:22,846 - Spune-mi c� o vei face ! - Pentru un concurs e nevoie de doi dansatori. 691 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,909 - Ce faci, vii tu ? - A� vrea eu... ! 692 00:46:25,937 --> 00:46:28,447 Dac� nu mi-a� fi pierdut antrenamentul... 693 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,010 S� nu-mi spui c� nu ai un t�n�r de �n�l�imea ta... ! 694 00:46:31,477 --> 00:46:33,706 Cu to�i admiratorii care-i ai... ! Te rog ! 695 00:46:33,777 --> 00:46:36,864 Cred c� am unul ! 696 00:46:37,706 --> 00:46:40,423 - Un anume Mauro... - Martorelli ! 697 00:46:40,461 --> 00:46:43,302 Bun� idee ! Telefon: 5805622. 698 00:46:55,902 --> 00:46:58,188 - Bun� ! - Bun�. 699 00:46:58,645 --> 00:47:01,171 - Nu m� a�teptai ?! - Nu, nu te a�teptam. 700 00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:07,696 �ntotdeauna spui c� nu am ini�iativa. 701 00:47:07,777 --> 00:47:10,612 Dup� cum vezi, am venit s� te vizitez. 702 00:47:10,671 --> 00:47:13,054 �n vizuina lupului ! 703 00:47:13,574 --> 00:47:16,907 M� bucur, dar puteai s� m� anun�i ! 704 00:47:17,398 --> 00:47:20,114 Credeam c� o surpriz� �i-ar face mai mult� pl�cere ! 705 00:47:22,925 --> 00:47:25,814 - Sau a�teptai vreo vizit� ? - Care vizit� ? 706 00:47:25,858 --> 00:47:28,160 Nu vezi ? M� �mbr�cam s� ies ! 707 00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:32,838 - Unde te duci ? - Nu pot s�-�i spun ! 708 00:47:32,955 --> 00:47:36,066 - E o surpriz�. - E seara surprizelor... ! 709 00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:40,852 Nici m�car nu m-ai s�rutat. 710 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,839 Daniela, trebuie s� plec. A� vrea s� nu-mi pui �ntreb�ri. 711 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,350 Dar eu nu te �ntreb absolut nimic. 712 00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:06,903 Stai lini�tit ! 713 00:48:08,074 --> 00:48:10,964 Numai c�, acum sunt aici... 714 00:48:11,244 --> 00:48:14,198 nu po�i s� stai departe de mine... 715 00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:18,165 Nu crezi, Mauro ? 716 00:48:24,374 --> 00:48:27,114 Chiar vrei s� pleci ? 717 00:48:27,202 --> 00:48:30,605 Nu putem s-o l�s�m pe alt�dat� ? E ceva important ! 718 00:48:30,623 --> 00:48:33,055 Nu e bine dac� �nt�rzii... 719 00:48:33,065 --> 00:48:35,300 - Bine�n�eles... ! - Chiar dac� nu pot s�-�i explic acum... 720 00:49:35,464 --> 00:49:38,830 Aten�iune ! �ncepe semifinala de rock acrobatic ! 721 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,601 Sunt �n concurs perechile 15 �i 32. 722 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:05,106 Spunea c� o s� fie punctual... Concursul deja a �nceput... 723 00:50:06,116 --> 00:50:08,146 �nc� nu a venit ? 724 00:50:08,348 --> 00:50:11,003 A avut ni�te probleme cu ma�ina, trebuie s� soseasc�. 725 00:50:11,198 --> 00:50:14,017 - Concursul de rock a �nceput ! - �tiu ! Eu le-am spus s� �nceap�. 726 00:50:14,113 --> 00:50:16,993 - Dac� nu vine �n 5 minute, plec ! - Da. 727 00:50:19,532 --> 00:50:21,289 Unde e�ti ? 728 00:50:21,954 --> 00:50:24,235 Trebuie s� fie o �nt�lnire foarte important�. 729 00:50:24,256 --> 00:50:26,440 O afacere de stat. 730 00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:29,314 Scuz�-m�, Daniella ! Nu pot s� vorbesc. Trebuie s�-l salvez pe Director. 731 00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,923 - M�ine am s�-�i explic totul. - Directorul ? 732 00:50:33,858 --> 00:50:36,564 La ora asta ? 733 00:50:41,866 --> 00:50:44,923 �sta nu mai vine... ! 734 00:50:45,513 --> 00:50:48,090 �l omor, �l sugrum... 735 00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:51,485 Am s�-i sparg maturitatea... 736 00:51:10,450 --> 00:51:15,034 Ajut�-m� tu... Ajut�-m� m�car de data asta... 737 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:20,403 Ajut�-m� s� c�tig concursul �sta de dans... m�car de data asta... 738 00:51:21,803 --> 00:51:25,103 Concursul de dans... Ce treab� are Ribocco cu dansul ? 739 00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:29,176 Ribocco nu dansa ! Ribocco alerga. 740 00:51:29,907 --> 00:51:32,896 C�tig� ! C�tigam �i eu... 741 00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:36,513 Erau timpuri bune... Acum, uite-l aici, s�rmanul... 742 00:51:37,601 --> 00:51:39,620 De 20 de ani suntem �mpreun�... 743 00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:43,174 De 20 de ani nu faci altceva dec�t s� te g�nde�ti... 744 00:51:43,246 --> 00:51:44,951 La ce te g�nde�ti ? 745 00:51:44,996 --> 00:51:50,107 �ncepe finala de rock acrobatic. Au r�mas �n concurs perechile 18 �i 35. 746 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,368 C�tig�torii vor intra �n final� pentru primele dou� premii. 747 00:51:55,476 --> 00:51:58,227 Aplauze pentru perechile concurente. 748 00:54:46,129 --> 00:54:49,006 Aten�iune ! Suntem deja la finala shake... 749 00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:52,289 La cine va ajunge premiul de dou� milioane ? 750 00:54:52,603 --> 00:54:55,416 La perechea rock, sau la perechea shake ? 751 00:54:55,737 --> 00:54:59,324 Va fi o confruntare f�r� precedent. S� aplaud�m �mpreun� ! 752 00:57:23,145 --> 00:57:26,337 Aplauze ! 753 00:57:26,388 --> 00:57:30,449 Am ajuns la gala de premiere a acestui concurs de dans pentru rock �i shake... 754 00:57:30,581 --> 00:57:35,248 Premiul doi a fost c�tigat de perechea rock cu num�rul 18. 755 00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:43,533 �i, aten�iune ! Cu zece voturi din zece, victoria premiului de dou� milioane... 756 00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:48,164 va fi �nm�nat perechii shake num�rul 44... 757 00:58:03,950 --> 00:58:07,185 - Concursul a durat patru ore ? - Da. 758 00:58:07,205 --> 00:58:10,543 - I-au dep�it �i pe cei de la rock ? - Da... 759 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,672 Cei doi din Napoli p�reau foarte buni... 760 00:58:13,779 --> 00:58:17,335 I-au eclipsat pe to�i... Aplauzele finale au durat 10 minute. 761 00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:19,551 - Cum au convins-o pe Gambetti ? - I-au spus c� o face pentru caritate. 762 00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:21,710 Pentru o familie s�rac�... 763 00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:25,016 - Nimeni nu mai e ca Mauro ! - A dansat toat� seara cu dra... 764 00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,413 S� fii �n locul lui... 765 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:30,115 - L-a�i v�zut pe Mauro ? - Era aici mai devreme... 766 00:58:30,145 --> 00:58:33,781 Cred c� a plecat, nu-i mai v�d ma�ina. 767 00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:37,845 - Bine ! Mul�umesc ! - Daniella ! 768 00:58:37,872 --> 00:58:40,859 Dac� vrei, te duc eu cu motoreta. 769 00:58:40,981 --> 00:58:44,192 - Da, mul�umesc ! - S� mergem. 770 00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:51,175 - �ine-te bine ! - �ine-�i m�inile ! 771 00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:54,587 Doar nu te m�n�nc... 772 00:58:58,084 --> 00:59:01,215 Pentru meritele sale speciale... 773 00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:04,521 profesoara Claudia Gambetti... 774 00:59:05,633 --> 00:59:08,868 - Mezzoponte... ! - Scuza�i ! Sorry ! 775 00:59:08,938 --> 00:59:12,811 E de nest�p�nit... ! Spuneam c� prof. Claudia G. 776 00:59:13,021 --> 00:59:17,043 Va fi antrenoarea oficial� a echipei... 777 00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:23,017 iar elevele sale �i vor �ncuraja, incita, sus�ine pe b�ie�ii no�tri viguro�i... 778 00:59:23,931 --> 00:59:27,877 Cum spun americanii... vor fi pu�in fete..."pom-pom"... 779 00:59:27,903 --> 00:59:30,084 "Pom-pom" ! Pom... 780 00:59:30,921 --> 00:59:35,125 Din colectiv va face parte... 781 00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:38,522 �i prof. Martorelli... 782 00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:41,259 Cu toate c� este �n ghips... 783 00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:45,267 Trebuie s� spunem c� este �ntotdeauna... �i va fi �ntotdeauna... 784 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,556 ... neobositul, nest�p�nitul sus�in�tor ! 785 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,577 Tr�iasc� liceul 'Fra�i de Cruce" ! 786 00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:53,153 Viva Italia ! Tr�iasc� domnul director ! 787 00:59:53,162 --> 00:59:56,271 Tr�iasc� ! 788 00:59:56,596 --> 00:59:59,390 Asta e �ampanie calabrez� ! E foarte bun�... 789 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:02,599 - Te rog ! - Nu am cuvinte, drag� Gambetti ! 790 01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:05,348 Felicit�ri ! E�ti frumoas�, foarte frumoas�... nemaipomenit� ! 791 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,901 Pleci ? Nu trebuia s� mai stai �nc� �apte zile ? 792 01:00:09,469 --> 01:00:11,653 - Da... - S� nu-l ascul�i pe doctor... 793 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,346 �i tu ai s�-�i rupi capul... ! 794 01:00:14,359 --> 01:00:17,017 La rahat, m�i "c�p��n�"... ! 795 01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:22,574 Spune adev�rul ! �i-e team� s� r�m�i singur, nu-i a�a ? 796 01:00:22,926 --> 01:00:25,278 O s�-�i lipsesc... Hai, spune ! 797 01:00:25,345 --> 01:00:28,410 �ntotdeauna las o impresie bun� celor din jurul meu... 798 01:00:28,538 --> 01:00:31,679 F�r� conducerea mea, ar pierde toate meciurile. 799 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:35,287 Nu-�i face probleme, �n c�teva zile vei ie�i �i tu ! 800 01:00:36,142 --> 01:00:38,896 E ceva timp de c�nd stai cu masca... 801 01:00:39,554 --> 01:00:42,224 - E�ti acolo ? - Da. 802 01:00:42,758 --> 01:00:45,046 - Te mai doare ? - Mi-ai scos ochiul. 803 01:00:45,578 --> 01:00:48,717 Cred c� e mai bine s� nu ie�i ! 804 01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:51,415 Hot�r�rea e luat�. Nu exist� cale de �ntoarcere. 805 01:00:51,433 --> 01:00:53,270 Martorelli Flangar, nu Flecter ! 806 01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:54,399 Ce ai spus ? 807 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:58,660 Am spus c� Martorelli se �ndoaie, dar nu se rupe... 808 01:00:59,051 --> 01:01:01,784 - Ce �i-ai rupt ? - Ou�le ! 809 01:01:38,630 --> 01:01:42,546 Cobor��i ! 810 01:01:42,677 --> 01:01:45,853 Mi�c�, grasule ! �ntotdeauna r�m�i ultimul. 811 01:01:46,231 --> 01:01:48,864 Haide�i ! 812 01:01:48,898 --> 01:01:51,926 - Pot s� te ajut ? - Niciodat� ! Martorelli n-are nevoie de ajutor ! 813 01:01:52,349 --> 01:01:54,058 - Cum te sim�i ? - Via�a r�de �n mine... 814 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,969 �n c�teva ore o s�-mi scot gipsul... 815 01:01:55,976 --> 01:01:58,775 �i via�� nou� �mi va fi restituit�... 816 01:01:58,789 --> 01:02:01,704 ca �n centrul istoric al ora�ului. Semnat Diaz ! 817 01:02:02,122 --> 01:02:05,767 Cine e fraierul care a f�cut autocarele cu sc�ri a�a de �nalte ? 818 01:02:08,063 --> 01:02:10,627 Vreau ca b�ie�ii s� mearg� imediat la culcare. 819 01:02:10,711 --> 01:02:13,004 - La 10 diminea�a ? - E �nc� zece ? 820 01:02:13,019 --> 01:02:15,553 Prive�te ! 821 01:02:15,628 --> 01:02:17,955 C�l�toria asta mi-a p�rut etern� ! 822 01:02:18,009 --> 01:02:20,736 Nu reu�im s�-i trimitem la culcare, s� �ncerc�m s�-i control�m. 823 01:02:20,831 --> 01:02:23,880 Promit c� nu-i voi pierde din vedere nici m�car un moment. 824 01:02:23,926 --> 01:02:26,136 Foarte bine ! S� nu ui�i ! 825 01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:29,699 - Un du� rece la fiecare or� ! - Du� rece la fiecare or� ? 826 01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:33,323 Tonific� pielea, tonific� mu�chii �i... 827 01:02:35,231 --> 01:02:38,252 Nu am �n�eles ! 828 01:02:53,901 --> 01:02:55,826 Am luat totul ? 829 01:02:55,826 --> 01:02:58,856 - Am terminat ! Cine urmeaz� ? - Vin eu. 830 01:02:58,903 --> 01:03:01,207 - Unde e bluza mea ? - Uite-o aici ! 831 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,381 - Intru la du�... - Unde te duci, era r�ndul meu. 832 01:03:10,879 --> 01:03:13,882 Angela, �mi dai pu�in oglinda ? Te rog ! 833 01:03:15,955 --> 01:03:18,556 E numai a ta ! 834 01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:23,358 Cine �tie unde am pus-o... 835 01:03:23,358 --> 01:03:25,334 Aici nu e... 836 01:03:28,818 --> 01:03:32,016 - Daniella ! Cum merge cu Marco ? - A�a... ! Dar tu ? 837 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,164 Destul de bine... 838 01:03:35,076 --> 01:03:36,319 Cine e ? 839 01:03:36,342 --> 01:03:39,918 - Camerista de etaj ! - Intr� ! 840 01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:45,803 Ce spectacol ! Veni�i ! 841 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,919 Ce te bagi ?! 842 01:03:55,973 --> 01:03:58,599 Ce face�i aici, neru�ina�ilor ?! 843 01:03:58,606 --> 01:04:01,423 Afar� ! 844 01:04:09,924 --> 01:04:13,468 - Unde merge�i ? - La masaj. Sunt noua maseuz� ! 845 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:16,119 �n acest moment, �n saun� e o singur� fat�. 846 01:04:16,182 --> 01:04:19,225 Mai bine ! Eu sunt maseuz� privat�, fac masaj privat. 847 01:04:19,227 --> 01:04:21,801 Ciao ! 848 01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:34,962 Ce fac... 849 01:04:35,984 --> 01:04:38,039 Bun� diminea�a ! Eu sunt aici. 850 01:04:38,055 --> 01:04:40,773 Bun� diminea�a ! �i eu sunt aici, ce dori�i ? 851 01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:44,372 Sunt nou� maseuz� a hotelului. La dispozi�ia dvs. 852 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:47,600 Bine. Era nevoie de un astfel de serviciu. 853 01:04:47,948 --> 01:04:50,819 Da... voi presta un serviciu bun... 854 01:04:50,826 --> 01:04:53,010 E nevoie de un masaj ! 855 01:04:53,138 --> 01:04:55,779 A� vrea s�-mi destind mu�chii renali. 856 01:04:56,371 --> 01:04:59,348 Mu�chii renali sunt specialitatea mea... 857 01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:03,507 - Folosi�i m�inile sau instrumente ? - Nu, nu, m�inile goale... 858 01:05:03,528 --> 01:05:07,044 Instrumentul �l voi folosi mai t�rziu, dac� e nevoie... 859 01:05:10,590 --> 01:05:14,076 - Numai nu vorbe�te... - Totul e �n regul� ? 860 01:05:14,098 --> 01:05:16,555 Nu, nu, totul e �n regul�... Mai bine de a�a... ! 861 01:05:17,461 --> 01:05:20,575 Dac� ar fi fost Michelangelo, i-ar da un ciocan �i ar spune: 862 01:05:20,619 --> 01:05:23,149 De ce nu se mi�c� ? 863 01:05:24,813 --> 01:05:27,648 - Pot s� v� �ntreb ceva, dn� ? - Nu, nu ! Spune ! 864 01:05:28,701 --> 01:05:32,385 M�inile dvs sunt tari, noduroase... 865 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:36,014 Toate femeile mi-o spun c�nd le masez... 866 01:05:41,004 --> 01:05:42,943 - �i... - V� deranjeaz� ceva, dr� ? 867 01:05:43,584 --> 01:05:45,641 V� deranjeaz� dac� v� mai spun ceva ? 868 01:05:45,672 --> 01:05:47,680 - �nc� ceva ? Spune ! - Vocea... 869 01:05:47,929 --> 01:05:51,156 �mi aminte�te de o persoan� pe care o cunosc foarte bine. 870 01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:52,605 - De cine... - De profesorul Mezzo... 871 01:05:52,637 --> 01:05:56,443 �i eu m� sunt a�a �i a�a azi... Nici nu-�i spun c�t sunt de terminat�... 872 01:05:56,466 --> 01:05:58,012 Sunt r�cit�... Nu te ridica. 873 01:05:58,707 --> 01:06:01,370 M� doare g�tul �i am inima grea... 874 01:06:02,037 --> 01:06:05,103 Tat�l meu era mare meseur... vreau s� zic mare maseur... 875 01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:08,740 C�nd folosea ustensila... �l �nc�lzea �n a�a fel �nc�t... 876 01:06:08,854 --> 01:06:11,778 - Ce ? - Mai bine masez... 877 01:06:12,475 --> 01:06:14,238 Maseuz�, te rog ! 878 01:06:14,322 --> 01:06:17,580 De c�te ori trebuie s� ��i spun s� nu m� deranjezi c�nd lucrez... 879 01:06:18,578 --> 01:06:21,126 Trebuie s� mergi imediat �n vestiarul b�rba�ilor. 880 01:06:21,688 --> 01:06:24,069 - Ce treab� am eu cu b�rba�ii ? - Un client se sinte r�u. 881 01:06:24,092 --> 01:06:25,505 Chema�i Crucea Ro�ie ! 882 01:06:25,526 --> 01:06:27,900 - I s-a blocat nervul osului sacru. - Ce os ? 883 01:06:27,963 --> 01:06:30,202 - Sacru. - Chema�i un preot ! 884 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,426 - Are nevoie de o frec�ie. - Ce sunt eu, frizer de b�rba�i ? 885 01:06:32,959 --> 01:06:36,001 S� mergem mai repede. Haide ! 886 01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:39,207 - Du-te ! Nu ��i face griji pentru mine. - �mi fac griji pentru mine, nu pentru tine. 887 01:06:39,323 --> 01:06:42,109 - Haide ! Vino cu mine. - Nu m� trage ! Te rog ! 888 01:06:43,198 --> 01:06:45,998 - Nu, nu... o masez pe ea... - Vino ! Nu mai comenta... 889 01:06:46,556 --> 01:06:49,270 Eu sunt maseuz� specializat�... 890 01:06:49,419 --> 01:06:52,373 - Voi reclama la sindicat. - Bine, bine. 891 01:06:53,563 --> 01:06:55,504 Intr� ! 892 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,515 - Cu calm, frumoaso ! - Nu mai comenta ! 893 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:02,201 Uite-l ! 894 01:07:03,082 --> 01:07:05,259 Doamne ! E profesorul... 895 01:07:07,951 --> 01:07:10,878 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - Ce durere... ! 896 01:07:10,954 --> 01:07:14,562 �n diminea�a asta mi-au scos ghipsul, m-am dus la toalet�... 897 01:07:14,587 --> 01:07:17,579 - �i crac... ! - E normal... 898 01:07:17,672 --> 01:07:21,715 - Nu... Crac ! Am r�mas acolo ! - Aha, durerea... 899 01:07:21,741 --> 01:07:24,903 - Unde ? - La coccis ! 900 01:07:25,063 --> 01:07:28,080 Aha ! La coccis ! Cu calm... Un moment ! 901 01:07:28,351 --> 01:07:31,162 Aici e coccisul ? Nu ? Poate aici ?! Nu ? 902 01:07:31,204 --> 01:07:35,080 Unde naiba o fi coccisul �sta ? 903 01:07:35,665 --> 01:07:39,701 Uite-l... ! L�ng� osul sacru, l�ng� �la... 904 01:07:40,653 --> 01:07:44,205 Mor�ii t�i ! Tocmai tu lipseai acum ! 905 01:07:44,206 --> 01:07:47,121 - E bine ? - Da... 906 01:07:50,353 --> 01:07:54,254 Ce m�ini de aur... 907 01:07:56,891 --> 01:07:59,799 Ce m�ini... 908 01:07:59,877 --> 01:08:02,990 Ce m�ini... ! Acum �i �n fa��... 909 01:08:02,994 --> 01:08:06,112 Nu, nu, stai a�a. E mai bine pentru coccis... ! 910 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,681 - Acum din fa�� ! - Stai a�a, coccisul... 911 01:08:10,177 --> 01:08:13,571 - Acum �ntoarce-te, f� ce vrei. - Ce m�ini bune ! Cine e�ti ? 912 01:08:14,663 --> 01:08:18,533 - E�ti frumoas�, opulent�... - Mul�umesc ! Foarte dr�gu�... 913 01:08:18,632 --> 01:08:22,362 Sever� �n opulen�a ta... Ochi orientali... ! De unde e�ti ? 914 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,999 - Din Bari. - De unde ? 915 01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:27,153 Din Bali, din insula Bali... 916 01:08:27,235 --> 01:08:29,539 Orientul e misterios... �coala ? 917 01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:30,910 - Fratelli Bandiera... - Cum ? 918 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,566 Fra�ii Bangkok ! 919 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,530 Stai cuminte cu m�inile astea... 920 01:08:36,596 --> 01:08:39,653 �coal� �nalt�... atunci po�i s� faci masajul... 921 01:08:39,659 --> 01:08:42,027 - Sacrului... - Nu. 922 01:08:42,044 --> 01:08:44,509 Asta n-am mai f�cut-o, o fac numai cu femeile... 923 01:08:44,581 --> 01:08:46,860 Cu b�rba�ii mi se face r�u. V� rog ! 924 01:08:46,945 --> 01:08:50,905 Sub privirea ta crud� se ascunde o umbr� ambiguitate... 925 01:08:50,995 --> 01:08:54,111 - Merci beacoup ! - La Bali, �n timpul olimpiadelor... 926 01:08:54,588 --> 01:08:57,510 - ... am cunoscut o maseuz� de la �coala ta. - Da ? 927 01:08:57,921 --> 01:09:01,021 - Sugi Mil ! - Nu am voie. 928 01:09:01,077 --> 01:09:02,845 - Sugi Mil ! - �n ce sens ? 929 01:09:02,987 --> 01:09:05,851 - Era numele prietenei tale... - Vorbe�te clar, profesore ! 930 01:09:05,865 --> 01:09:08,670 F�cea foarte bine masajul, m� f�cea fericit... 931 01:09:08,752 --> 01:09:11,058 �tiam eu ! 932 01:09:11,070 --> 01:09:13,476 - Ascult� ! Eu sunt Martore... - Ce ? 933 01:09:13,557 --> 01:09:16,970 S� te martirizez cu un masaj profesionist, eu sunt o maseuz� serioas�... 934 01:09:17,018 --> 01:09:19,356 S� facem un masaj mai rapid... 935 01:09:19,390 --> 01:09:22,020 Sub privirea ta frumoas� �i crud� descop�r o umbr� de ambiguitate... 936 01:09:22,038 --> 01:09:23,720 Da, da, mi-ai mai spus-o ! 937 01:09:24,143 --> 01:09:27,857 Vreau s� te simt, s�-�i martirizez carnea... vrei s� fii tratat� f�r� mil�... 938 01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:30,841 Vroiai s� te prind mai ferm sau preferi a�a ? 939 01:09:30,872 --> 01:09:32,681 - S� l�s�m asta ! - Vrei a�a... ? 940 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,157 S� evit�m surprizele, te rog ! 941 01:09:35,756 --> 01:09:38,206 Nu m� face s� suf�r ! Maseaz�-mi glezna... 942 01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:40,984 - Asta, da ! Cu pl�cere ! - Nu, nu, pe partea cealalt�. 943 01:09:41,494 --> 01:09:44,967 - Cu st�nga, m� simt mai bine... - Mi le rupi ! Ai m�na grea. 944 01:09:45,062 --> 01:09:47,297 E�ti un nemernic, profesore ! 945 01:09:48,256 --> 01:09:50,891 - Aici e bine ? - Da... Ce opulen��... ! 946 01:09:50,943 --> 01:09:54,564 - Da. Opulen��... ! - Frumuse�i ascunse bine... 947 01:09:55,268 --> 01:09:58,021 - Asta e aur de Bangkok... - Asta e fund de Puglia. Ai �n�eles ? 948 01:09:58,056 --> 01:10:01,078 - �n privirea ta frumoas� �i crud�... - �n privirea lu' m�ta aia t�rf� ! 949 01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:04,506 Cine dracu te crezi de vii �i m� pip�i... ? 950 01:10:04,543 --> 01:10:07,181 Blestematule ! Acum ��i rup oasele... ! 951 01:10:07,183 --> 01:10:09,962 Opulen��... Frumuse�i ascunse bine... 952 01:10:10,422 --> 01:10:13,439 Te rog, vino aici, asiatico ! 953 01:10:13,481 --> 01:10:15,787 Nenorocitule ! Eu m� numesc Mezzoponte, nu poponar ! 954 01:10:15,813 --> 01:10:17,988 - E�ti desgust�tor ! - Tu ? 955 01:10:19,131 --> 01:10:21,913 - Prof. Mezzoponte ? - Da. Eu sunt, e numai vina ta ! 956 01:10:23,142 --> 01:10:25,192 Vina mea ? De ce ? 957 01:10:25,468 --> 01:10:27,862 Uite ce am f�cut ! Pentru tine m-am �mbr�cat �n poponar ! 958 01:10:28,714 --> 01:10:31,327 Iar nemernicul �la, cum l-o chema... 959 01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:35,032 m-a pus s�-i fac masaj, a �nceput s� m� pip�ie... 960 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:38,365 Apoi mi-a spus: suge-o ! 961 01:10:38,388 --> 01:10:41,819 Nemernic sc�rbos... ! �i smulg intestinele. Plec ! 962 01:10:42,537 --> 01:10:45,528 - Unde te duci, profesore ? - S� vomit. 963 01:10:45,971 --> 01:10:49,284 - Ce se �nt�mpl� aici ? - Acum �ncepi �i tu ? 964 01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:51,112 D�-o mai departe ! 965 01:11:19,079 --> 01:11:22,129 Prostule ! Trebuie s� arunci c�nd e�ti mai aproape. 966 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:27,986 - Sunt ni�te mon�tri ! - Anul�m meciul �i plec�m acas�. 967 01:11:27,986 --> 01:11:30,733 - Sunt slabi... - Dar i-a�i v�zut... 968 01:11:31,319 --> 01:11:33,722 B�ie�ii mei �i beau pe �tia ca pe ap� mineral�... 969 01:11:33,764 --> 01:11:37,197 - �ia or s� ne fac� salam... - Taci ! 970 01:11:38,912 --> 01:11:42,159 Mai bine te duci la un concurs pipic �n loc s� te ocupi de sport ! 971 01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:44,345 M� duc s�-mi galvanizez b�ie�ii ! 972 01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:48,141 Am s�-i fac ni�te lei... Trebuie s� �nvingem, �i vom �nvinge ! 973 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,559 Lini�te ! 974 01:12:00,781 --> 01:12:03,587 Cretinule ! Trebuie s� arunci mai de departe. 975 01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:08,593 - Cred c� am solu�ia ! - Ce solu�ie ? 976 01:12:09,832 --> 01:12:12,414 - S�-i �nfr�ngem pe robo�ii �tia. - La ce te-ai g�ndit ? 977 01:12:14,587 --> 01:12:18,225 Am ceva interesant... 978 01:12:20,367 --> 01:12:23,459 Sper c� profesorul Mezzoponte e �nc� �n hotel. 979 01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:26,178 - C�teodat� poate fi folositor. - Prostanu'... 980 01:12:29,777 --> 01:12:34,026 52.750. Dac� erau adev�rate c�t costau, un milion ? 981 01:12:35,245 --> 01:12:37,559 �tii ce ��i spun, Mezzoponte ? 982 01:12:37,573 --> 01:12:40,409 E�ti o sc�rb� de b�rbat �i femeie ! Nu mai avem ce discuta. 983 01:12:40,442 --> 01:12:43,348 Nu sunt pentru nimeni. Duce�i-v� dracului ! 984 01:12:45,272 --> 01:12:47,669 - Profesore ! - Tu erai !? 985 01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:50,858 De c�te ori trebuie s�-�i spun s� nu m� deranjezi c�nd sunt sup�rat ? 986 01:12:52,224 --> 01:12:54,025 Ce e ? 987 01:12:54,118 --> 01:12:55,573 Domni�oara Claudia... 988 01:12:55,654 --> 01:12:57,689 Azi nu mai intereseaz�... sunt sup�rat pe to�i... 989 01:12:58,081 --> 01:13:00,024 - Domni�oara Gambetti ? - Da. 990 01:13:00,304 --> 01:13:02,759 - Nu ne aude nimeni ? - Aici ? 991 01:13:09,143 --> 01:13:11,139 - Ne-a auzit cineva ? - Nu. 992 01:13:11,236 --> 01:13:13,565 - Atunci vorbe�te ! Ce vrei ? - Dra Gambetti mi-a spus... 993 01:13:13,626 --> 01:13:17,018 - ... c� nu trebuie s� v� mi�ca�i de aici ? - Eu sau ea ? 994 01:13:17,069 --> 01:13:18,471 - Tu. - De ce ? 995 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:22,413 Nu �tiu ! Acum am intrat �n dans �i trebuie s� dans�m. 996 01:13:22,476 --> 01:13:24,914 Am �n�eles ! S-a �ndr�gostit de mine �i s-a r�zg�ndit ? 997 01:13:25,131 --> 01:13:27,543 Acum e dansul Fra�ilor de Cruce. 998 01:13:28,098 --> 01:13:30,334 - Are fra�i ? Nu mi-a spus. - Nu, e �coala noastr�. 999 01:13:34,548 --> 01:13:37,437 - Stop ! Ce faci ? - Te ajut ! 1000 01:13:37,673 --> 01:13:40,913 Pe mine ? Mul�umesc ! Trebuie s� ��i spun ceva. 1001 01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:43,593 Ascult� ! 1002 01:14:07,814 --> 01:14:09,971 Un moment, v� rog ! 1003 01:14:10,023 --> 01:14:13,755 �n numele ospitalit��ii italiene, vrem s� ciocnim un pahar pentru echipa voastr�. 1004 01:14:19,230 --> 01:14:22,104 C�pitanul nostru spune c� sunte�i foarte amabil�, dar noi... 1005 01:14:22,151 --> 01:14:24,064 dar trebuie s� mergem imediat la culcare... 1006 01:14:24,076 --> 01:14:27,546 Dureaz� numai pu�in. Doar s� bem o cup� de �ampanie. 1007 01:14:29,368 --> 01:14:31,792 A sosit �ampania. S� ciocnim ! 1008 01:14:32,979 --> 01:14:35,747 Tr�iasc� sportul ! 1009 01:14:36,674 --> 01:14:38,820 Ce �nal�i sunte�i... ! 1010 01:14:38,837 --> 01:14:40,510 Noroc ! 1011 01:14:40,558 --> 01:14:43,030 �n numele prieteniei ce leag� popoarele noastre... 1012 01:14:44,798 --> 01:14:47,738 Noroc ! S� c�tige cel mai bun ! 1013 01:15:12,803 --> 01:15:14,934 Nu �tiu dac� te cheam� Nata�a, Katiu�a sau Kato�a... 1014 01:15:15,527 --> 01:15:18,335 Dar accept� acest trandafir... chiar dac� e cam moale... 1015 01:15:18,402 --> 01:15:21,350 - Trandafir... pentru mine ? - Pentru tine ! 1016 01:15:21,374 --> 01:15:25,095 - Italian minunat... - Thank you ! 1017 01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:28,451 - Cum te cheam� ? - Pasquale Travolta. 1018 01:15:29,504 --> 01:15:32,586 Americanul Travolta ? 1019 01:15:32,663 --> 01:15:36,034 Sunt rud� de s�nge cu John. M�ine vine aici. 1020 01:15:36,112 --> 01:15:39,525 �l cuno�ti ? O s� m� prezin�i ? 1021 01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:40,941 �l cunosc... o s� te prezint... 1022 01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:43,501 E rud� cu mine, iar pentru tine voi face totul... 1023 01:15:43,562 --> 01:15:45,942 �mi place de tine de mor... O s� facem multe �mpreun�... 1024 01:15:45,948 --> 01:15:48,025 �n�l�imea e baza �i produsul divizat... 1025 01:15:48,079 --> 01:15:51,896 �mi placi precum vodca ! E�ti frumoas�... ! 1026 01:15:52,202 --> 01:15:55,851 Ai parfum de pritroic�... �mi place la nebunie troica... ! 1027 01:15:56,452 --> 01:15:58,564 - Do you dance for me ? - Nu... 1028 01:15:59,091 --> 01:16:02,671 Ba da ! Danseaz� cu mine ! Da, da... ! 1029 01:16:02,854 --> 01:16:05,401 - Da. - Atunci, hai ! Ce mai stai ? 1030 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,169 Hai c� e�ti mai tare dec�t Johnny... 1031 01:16:32,538 --> 01:16:34,757 Bine ! 1032 01:16:36,734 --> 01:16:40,368 - Ce real� a fost... - Schimb� discul ! 1033 01:16:57,316 --> 01:17:01,635 Iar acum sunt bucuros s� v� prezent ceva excep�ional. 1034 01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:05,492 Cel mai frumos spectacol din lume... 1035 01:17:07,013 --> 01:17:09,480 Nu v� minuna�i. 1036 01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:12,870 Vreau s�-mi aduc contribu�ia pentru reu�ita acestei seri frumoase. 1037 01:17:46,772 --> 01:17:50,034 Noi �n Rusia... mare step�... z�pad�... o s� facem multe... 1038 01:17:50,079 --> 01:17:51,890 - Eu vreau s� fac pipi... - �i pipi... 1039 01:17:51,986 --> 01:17:54,586 40 de grade sub zero... apoi... 1040 01:17:54,657 --> 01:17:58,498 - Apoi devii un ghe�ar... - Apoi facem dragoste... ! 1041 01:17:58,566 --> 01:18:01,029 - �i asta... - Dragoste cu... 1042 01:18:01,085 --> 01:18:04,370 - Cu un congelat... - Cu lun�, cu piscin�... 1043 01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:08,232 Dar mai �nt�i... mai �nt�i... ne �nfierb�nt�m �n dans... 1044 01:18:09,312 --> 01:18:12,470 Nu m� mai str�nge, nebuno... 1045 01:18:13,015 --> 01:18:16,041 Tu o s� dansezi ca Fred Astaire... 1046 01:18:16,129 --> 01:18:18,313 - Iar eu precum Ginger Rogers... - Sf�nt� Fecioar�... ! 1047 01:18:45,462 --> 01:18:48,191 - La revedere... - Vino aici ! 1048 01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,635 - Ce faci ? - Iubitule, iubitule... 1049 01:18:53,847 --> 01:18:56,589 Da, da, da... 1050 01:18:57,218 --> 01:19:00,975 �nceteaz� ! Mi-ai dat la palme... Eu sunt bun, dar dac� exagerezi... 1051 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:05,895 - Tu vrei s� m� superi... - Nu, nu, nu... 1052 01:19:05,983 --> 01:19:08,993 Tu nu cuno�ti femeia rusoaic�... 1053 01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:13,592 Care dac� vrea, devine puternic� precum b�rbatul rus... 1054 01:19:14,411 --> 01:19:17,099 ... �i ��i face o fat�.. ca mingea de fotbal... 1055 01:19:17,102 --> 01:19:19,634 - Ai �n�eles ce este femeia rus� ? - S� nu exager�m ! 1056 01:19:19,711 --> 01:19:21,226 Danseaz� sub lun� ! 1057 01:19:21,265 --> 01:19:22,953 Iubito ! Las�-m� s� urinez, nu mai rezist... 1058 01:19:23,471 --> 01:19:26,138 - C�nd e lun� plin�, devin licantrop ! - Licantrop ? 1059 01:19:26,185 --> 01:19:29,568 M� transform �n lup �i urlu... 1060 01:19:32,381 --> 01:19:35,414 - �mi place... - �ie ��i place tot... ! 1061 01:19:57,588 --> 01:20:00,655 - Danseaz� pentru femeia rusoaic� ! - Bine, o s� fac totul. 1062 01:20:00,735 --> 01:20:03,764 Voi interpreta partitura din filmul lui Fred Astaire. 1063 01:20:03,861 --> 01:20:06,937 Pe un frig de fac pe mine... Voi c�nta �n ploaie ! 1064 01:20:07,006 --> 01:20:09,031 E�ti mul�umit� ? Ce bine ! 1065 01:20:09,031 --> 01:20:12,662 C�nt �n ploaie... Cine naiba m-a pus s-o fac... ? 1066 01:20:13,094 --> 01:20:16,411 M� taie o pi�are, nebuno... ! 1067 01:20:16,941 --> 01:20:20,584 C�nt �n ploaie... ! �ncheiere ! 1068 01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:24,643 M-am excitat toat�... sunt fierbinte ! 1069 01:20:24,681 --> 01:20:27,167 Iar eu m-am pi�at pe mine. Bine ? 1070 01:20:27,234 --> 01:20:30,198 Acum, vino s� te ia �n bra�e femeia rusoaic�, iubitule ! 1071 01:20:30,215 --> 01:20:32,524 - S� l�s�m asta... - Acum o s� facem dragoste... ! 1072 01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:36,295 - O s� facem dragoste. - Intr�m �n piscin�... 1073 01:20:36,605 --> 01:20:40,013 Nu ! �n piscin�, nu ! Mi-e fric�, nu-mi place apa. 1074 01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:43,205 Ce bine ! E ceva ce nu-�i place ? Nu-mi spune c� nu �tii s� �no�i ! 1075 01:20:43,220 --> 01:20:45,360 - Nu. - Adev�rat ? Jur� ! 1076 01:20:45,456 --> 01:20:47,464 - Juri c� nu �tii s� �no�i ! - Da. 1077 01:20:47,554 --> 01:20:50,394 - Facem dragoste sub ap�. - Nu. 1078 01:20:50,483 --> 01:20:54,807 ��i pl�cea totul, iar acum nu-�i mai place. Facem sub ap� ! 1079 01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:56,961 - Da. - Ce, da ? 1080 01:20:57,036 --> 01:21:01,783 Eu pentru dragoste b�rbat tu fac dragoste �i sub ap�. 1081 01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:04,206 Asta face totul pentru dragoste b�rbat eu... 1082 01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,646 Bine, iubito ! Tu intri sub ap�, te preg�te�ti... 1083 01:21:06,715 --> 01:21:09,708 eu m� duc s�-mi pun pijamaua �i facem o pijamat� sub ap�. Bine ? 1084 01:21:09,758 --> 01:21:13,583 Nu... �mpreun� ! 1085 01:21:14,525 --> 01:21:17,599 Bine ! �mpreun�, m�n�-n m�n� ! 1086 01:21:17,629 --> 01:21:20,638 Scuz�-m� pu�in ! ��i dau alt� m�n�, la asta m� doare, am inelul ! 1087 01:21:20,692 --> 01:21:23,553 Asta e mai ruseasc�. �nchide ochii, Ciciornia ! 1088 01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,945 Uite m�na ! ��i place ? 1089 01:21:26,112 --> 01:21:29,576 M�na ta e pu�in cam rece, dar e frumoas�... 1090 01:21:30,477 --> 01:21:33,734 Unu, doi �i trei... 1091 01:21:35,155 --> 01:21:38,933 - Asta e m�na, unde e bra�u' ? - Uite-l, Ciciornia ! 1092 01:21:39,006 --> 01:21:40,693 Ia ! 1093 01:21:53,901 --> 01:21:56,613 Bravo ! 1094 01:21:57,555 --> 01:21:59,859 - Nebuna e aranjat�. - Am reu�it ! 1095 01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:03,890 �n trei ore �ncepe partida. Cine-i mai ridic� pe �tia ? 1096 01:22:03,903 --> 01:22:05,980 Nici m�car trailerul... 1097 01:22:07,029 --> 01:22:09,809 Am reu�it... 1098 01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:12,538 �tiam c-o s�-i spulber�m... 1099 01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:15,318 Teoriile mele nu dau gre� niciodat�. 1100 01:22:15,348 --> 01:22:18,580 Trebuie s� recunosc, o parte din merit e al t�u ! 1101 01:22:18,728 --> 01:22:22,242 - ��i mul�umesc. - F�r� mul�umiri. Onoare meritului ! 1102 01:22:22,367 --> 01:22:26,915 E�ti t�n�r�, dar e�ti bun�, preg�tit�, �nve�i, te antrenezi... 1103 01:22:27,804 --> 01:22:31,525 - E�ti foarte amabil. - Haide, nu fii modest� ! 1104 01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:35,686 Trebuie s� recunosc c� teoriile tale... 1105 01:22:36,235 --> 01:22:39,065 - Teoriile genico-ritmice... - Alea... 1106 01:22:39,075 --> 01:22:42,131 Se completeaz� perfect cu ale mele... 1107 01:22:42,173 --> 01:22:45,456 - Dar nu am f�cut nimic... - Ai f�cut totul... 1108 01:22:46,019 --> 01:22:48,648 Dac� e�ti de acord... 1109 01:22:48,896 --> 01:22:53,142 A� vrea s� aprofundez studiul acestei teorii... 1110 01:22:53,279 --> 01:22:56,627 Genico ritmic�... 1111 01:22:57,234 --> 01:23:01,624 A� vrea s� o aprofundez din exigen�a interioar�... 1112 01:23:02,636 --> 01:23:05,905 Mi-a pl�cut acest impuls... 1113 01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:09,499 Unu, doi, trei... 1114 01:23:09,533 --> 01:23:14,246 patru, cinci, �ase, �apte, opt... 1115 01:23:14,567 --> 01:23:17,849 Nu, nu, nu... 1116 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,847 - Nu, nu... - M� sugrumi... 1117 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:25,419 Mai moale, mai relaxat... aici, aici... 1118 01:23:25,825 --> 01:23:29,028 Asta e baza dansului... 1119 01:23:29,183 --> 01:23:31,600 - Asta e baza dansului... - �sta e fund de Puglia... 1120 01:23:32,126 --> 01:23:33,933 Fundul de Puglia nu se atinge. Ai �n�eles ? 1121 01:23:33,998 --> 01:23:35,435 - Fundul de Puglia ? - Da. 1122 01:23:36,456 --> 01:23:40,300 - Stai pu�in ! �mi aminte�te de ceva... - Nimeni nu e perfect, Martorelli ! 1123 01:23:42,876 --> 01:23:44,923 Tu s� taci ! 1124 01:23:44,987 --> 01:23:49,371 Profesore ! Cred c� putem s� �ncepem cu pu�in� muzic�. 1125 01:23:49,383 --> 01:23:52,699 Desigur, draga mea. Cu pl�cere ! 1126 01:23:52,749 --> 01:23:55,726 Urm�ri�i mi�c�rile mele ! 1127 01:23:56,219 --> 01:23:57,920 - Asta e baza dansului. - Asta e baza fundului. 1128 01:23:58,007 --> 01:23:58,798 Iar asta e fundul meu ! 1129 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,900 Unu, doi, trei... unu, doi, trei... 1130 01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:04,000 Un... doi, trei �i unu, doi, trei... 1131 01:24:21,863 --> 01:24:27,570 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 95080