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If there's anywhere to start
a business, Ibiza is that place.
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My ambition is
to take over the world.
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There's more to life
than sitting in an office.
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I'm running away from reality!
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Passed my driving test on
the Friday,
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turned 21 on the Saturday
and moved to Ibiza on the Sunday.
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What is this place? This is mental.
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I'm coming to be the best. We can do
anything that we put our minds to.
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iPhone screens? They gave me
a £160 tip. Oh, my God!
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I sold a picture of my feet
for 50 quid. What?! Shut up!
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People are pissed all the time.
I just want to go home.
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Jake! You're taking the piss!
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Do you want to come work for us?
This is going to change my life.
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It's starting to get in to full
flow, this is when I come alive.
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Do you love me? Yeah.
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MUSIC: Huarache Lights
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Hot Chip
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Swag. Yeah!
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Pretty buzzing with
the view an' all.
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This is, like, a blessing.
That's what I said. Isn't it?
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It seriously is. A blessing for us.
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Brothers Liam, Callum
and their best mate George
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have left their hometown
in Derbyshire
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to start a business in Ibiza.
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We talk a lot about
jumping in at the deep end
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and just going for it,
so we quit our jobs
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and we flew over the next week.
We have no idea.
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In Heanor there's not much sun.
There's not much beach.
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Life back home is slightly
depressing.
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Our jobs especially,
we work as electrical engineers.
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Factory-based work, so it's
like being in a dungeon all day.
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Any time that you're out of work,
the only thing to do is drinking.
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Spending the money that you earn
all week in a job that you hate.
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We looked ahead, even five years,
and thought, "We can't do this."
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I had a little passion
for photography and videography,
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so we invested
a lot of money in to equipment
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and we've started this idea.
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MUSIC: Bora Bora
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by Sacha Collisson
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Just a few months ago, the boys
ploughed their life's savings
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into a new business
making promo videos,
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despite having zero experience.
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If there's anywhere to go
for the summer and start a business,
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Ibiza is that place.
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Welcome to our new crib!
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SHE LAUGHS
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This is fabulous, yes. It is.
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I'm going to Ocean Beach today.
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So I need to get ready for that.
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I'm a spa therapist,
I trained since the age of 16.
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I absolutely love my job cos
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I feel like people come to you to
feel better about themselves.
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I feel like I've been put on this
Earth to make people happy,
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to make people feel good.
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It's been, like, a really hard year.
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Two of my friends have died.
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I was coming home every weekend
crying and my mum were like,
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"Oh, will you shut up.
Just quit your job, like.
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"If you're that miserable,
just sack it off."
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So I'm like, "Right.
Well, what am I going to do?"
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She's like, "Well, go to Ibiza."
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So I passed my driving test
on the Friday,
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turned 21 on the Saturday
and moved to Ibiza on the Sunday.
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I'm lucky enough to have a family
that will support me.
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What I do is if I run out of money,
I'll lend it off my dad.
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I just want to get back to
being myself
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and get back to my true happiness.
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MUSIC: We Got Love
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by Sigala ft. Ella Henderson
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Bath, shower.
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Toilet,
my second-favourite place to sit.
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KNOCKS ON DOOR
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Hey, there. How are you doing, man?
I'm Jake. Jake, Sanchez.
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How are you doing, mate?
Are you good? Yeah, good, bro.
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Sweet, new roommate. Yeah.
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Yeah. Have you been here for the
season before, or...?
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Nah, first time. First time, yeah.
Same here. Yeah. So what do you do?
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I work for Ibiza Rocks. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, VIP host.
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What's that like? All right?
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In VIP I'm always dancing with all
the ladies. Yeah, it's so sick. Why?
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What about you? I'm a naked butler.
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Really? Yeah, so all of the hen dos.
It's a sick job, though, so easy.
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Yeah? You'd do well,
you're a fellow lifter!
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I've been looking for extra work
as well, to be honest with you.
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There we go, I'll get you in!
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Have you seen the balcony yet?
Yeah, balcony is sick.
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Have you seen the view? I'm going to
have a look. The pool as well. Yeah.
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That's what I thought
when I first saw you,
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I thought, like, Baywatch.
Do you know what I mean?
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You've got the red shorts on.
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How are you doing, chaps?
All right, you all right? All right.
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How's it going, bro, you OK? Yeah,
man, you? Yeah, man, it's fine.
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All settled in? Yeah, man. What do
you do? We're videographers, bro.
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Me and my brothers. Is that all
over here then, I'm guessing?
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Yeah, all over the island,
whatever. Nice, dude.
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All over the world, hopefully. What
do you do, mate? Uh, naked butler.
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THEY LAUGH
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So do you go out much, then? Pretty
much every night I'd say. Really?
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Yeah.
So I only work six hours a week.
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See, mine's obviously,
I work five days a week,
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but my job is basically like having
a good time. Yeah. Yeah, it's sick.
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How'd you get a job there, then?
Just applied online and stuff?
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Yeah, man, applied online
back home, and so I booked a flight
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the next day, came out, I said,
"Listen, I need this one.
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"I've been going through shit and
this is going to change my life."
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Back home, before I came out here,
my life basically turned to shit.
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ARCHIVE: Good, Sanchez. Get right,
Sanchez. Go away from him.
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I played for Leeds United
from age 12 in the academy,
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all the way up to 21 where
I got a free professional contract,
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travelled the world and
then ended up rupturing my Achilles.
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The devastating injury spelled
the end of football for Sanchez.
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It was soul destroying
because, you know, I've had a lot
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of knock backs during football,
but that was the first time
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that I felt like this was one that
I probably couldn't recover from.
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And it took me a long time mentally
to get to a place where I realised
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that, you know, there's still
light at the end of the tunnel.
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MUSIC: Don't Need No Money
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by Imani Williams ft Sigala, Blonde
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This is the first time
I've ever lived abroad.
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It's the first time anyone really in
my family's done anything like this.
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There you go, guys. Anyone want
a drink now? Yeah. Yes, please.
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No problem, man. Where are you lot
from? Wales. Ah, nice!
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So a bit of a distance. Yeah.
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We'll go get your mixers
and stuff now, OK, guys?
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It's starting to get in to full
flow, this is when I come alive.
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Switching from jet-setting
footballer to grafting as a VIP host
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would be a culture shock for most,
but for Sanchez,
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it's the first rung of a new ladder
he wants to climb.
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My ambition is to take over the
world, whether it's through music,
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whether it's through DJing, whether
it's through hosting my own events.
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I'm coming to be the best.
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Without hard work,
without persistence,
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the world doesn't owe you anything,
you've got to fight for it.
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We are sticking this up.
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Well, it was a vision board.
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HE LAUGHS
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It's a bit scrunched up now.
Just a few goals for the future.
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100k followers by the end
of the summer. That was being...
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Basically, we follow
the law of attraction,
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so we want to aim high and...
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You never know,
you never know what can happen.
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How many have you got at the moment?
Like 1,000.
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Leaving their boozy past
behind them,
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the boys are attempting to live
a new, healthier lifestyle.
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They've gone vegan,
started a daily yoga practice
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and they're even trying to
give up alcohol.
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But since we've done that,
it's changed everything.
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Any idea, any creation,
a new invention,
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a business idea or anything,
starts in the mind.
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And that's it. Once you go after
something... And if you stay on it.
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..the path will just unfold.
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We know we can do anything that
we put our minds to. Yeah, we...
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And that's why we're, uh,
we're an unstoppable force, I think.
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There's a few things
in the pipeline at the minute.
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We've got Zoo Project,
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we've got potentially Ocean Beach
doing different jobs.
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Since arriving on the island,
the guys have made
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a handful of videos for local
businesses and word is spreading.
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We met a client filming in Ocean
that owns a restaurant out here,
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and she wants us to go
and have a chat with her
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and make a mint film of it.
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Hello. Hello, my love.
How are you? You all right?
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Yeah, good, thank you. Yeah, you?
Very good, nice to see you.
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So... What can we do for you?
I'd like a promo video.
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Have you done, like,
promo videos for, like, restaurants
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and things before?
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I'm confident that we can knock out
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an amazing video for any
food and beverage.
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What's your ideas behind it?
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Can we fly a drone in here?
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THEY LAUGH
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That's a joke. We don't fly
no more drones inside.
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No, we can't fly drones in here.
I...
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If it captures
the best experience of Kick,
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then you can do as you please.
It's, you know, the full experience.
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Yeah, that's easily done.
Obviously with regards to...
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..payment, obviously that's
something that we can discuss later.
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We were thinking
more of a meal plan... A meal plan?
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..than a payment plan.
Then that's fine.
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Not a problem at all. Is that sweet?
Yeah, of course it is.
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We'd be more than happy with that.
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Perfect. Definitely.
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Very informal high five.
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THEY LAUGH
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See you later.
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Went pretty smoothly.
It went very well I thought. Yeah.
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We're exchanging
a video for a meal plan.
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Create them a nice promo video
for the restaurant and...
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..puts food in our bellies!
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To get experience and exposure,
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they've decided to accept goods
for their services instead of money.
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You're getting something, they're
getting something, everyone's happy.
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People think we're crazy.
And we are. We are a bit crazy.
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Crazy people are the ones that get
there. We're good crazy. Crazy good!
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# You can lose your mind
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# You can lose your mind. #
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PHONE DINGS, HARRIET LAUGHS
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My bestest friend in the world has
just arrived in Ibiza in a camper
van.
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JJ's, like, the love of my life,
but he's gay, so, you know.
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If I was gay,
he would be my boyfriend.
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SHE LAUGHS
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And, um, he's got a camper van,
he's got some plans, so fuck it.
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I'm sprucing myself up,
ready for JJ!
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MUSIC: Changing
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by Sigala ft. Paloma Faith
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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SHE SCREAMS, LAUGHS
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THEY SCREAM
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As a surprise, JJ has turned up
with two other mates,
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Tanisha and Shona.
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I've got a hair cut!
I've got a hair cut!
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We were really fucked one night
and we were in my bedroom,
213
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and my bedroom feels like a camper
van cos it was so small.
214
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And he was like, "Right, I'm going
to get us a camper van,
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"I'm going to drive it over,
we're going to live in it."
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So he actually... I thought
he was joking cos we were drunk.
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And he actually
bought the camper van,
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drove it over and it's here.
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ALL: Cheers!
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THEY SQUEAL
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Oh, you have to come in to
the camper! It's jokes. It is!
222
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We've got fairy lights. It's so...
Yeah! And it's this glamper.
223
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Can we have your tapestry though?
Yeah! We need to... No.
224
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You look different! Oh,
I don't know. What have you done?
225
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Oh, it's a...! You've had
a nose job? Nose job, yeah.
226
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Boob job, nose job, but that was,
like... All jobs! Yeah, all jobs!
227
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All the jobs! Have you got anything
natural left? I'm joking!
228
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My hair! This is mine!
229
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This is mine, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got my nose pierced!
230
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And I loved it and that,
but I thought the ring
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I had was too small,
cos it wasn't noticeable.
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People weren't noticing it enough,
they weren't...
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People weren't going, "Oh,
have you had your nose done?"
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I love it! I was like,
"I've had my nose done!"
235
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So then last night
when I was absolutely bamboozled,
236
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I thought, "Oh, fuck it, I'll put
that new big one in."
237
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Cos I couldn't feel any
pain in my body... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
238
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..cos I was so fucked.
239
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But I did a fucking rookie error,
I uploaded a selfie on Facebook
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and you can see the piercing,
so now my mum knows.
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THEY OOH
242
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And I did explain that I can push it
up and hide it, and she said,
243
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"No, it's coming out
when you come home."
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Ow!
245
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Everyone in it. Ready?
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With no job yet to worry about,
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Harriet decides
to take her friends out raving.
248
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Ooh, it's really tiny in here!
249
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I'm so excited! Woo!
Wow, it's actually real!
250
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Oh, you can rock the boat!
# Don't rock the boat, baby!
251
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ALL: # Rock the boat... #
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We really need to go like now,
like, ASAP.
253
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Ee-ee-ey!
254
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# See how she looks for trouble
255
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,840
# See how she dances and... #
256
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THEY SCREAM
257
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# She sips a Coca Cola... #
258
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This is what Ibiza's about!
259
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# She can't tell the difference,
yeah. #
260
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:48,040
It's hen do season in Ibiza and Jake
is getting ready for a new client.
261
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I work as a naked butler,
262
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,600
some people get that confused
with stripping.
263
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Um, we don't get naked, well,
we try not to get naked,
264
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sometimes the apron will come off
if they're lucky.
265
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What it entails is, uh,
266
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surprising a hen do or surprising
someone's birthday,
267
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getting them very drunk, playing,
you know, sexual games with them.
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Just, uh, somewhere for them
to get away from their rast, really.
269
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The T-shirt is just
the way of the job,
270
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,400
you can't just turn up
to the job topless.
271
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Otherwise everybody'd see the goods,
make it a surprise, and then pow.
272
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Butler Jake.
273
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,760
Jake's job on the island
is a long way away
274
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from his nine-to-five
in a Plymouth call centre.
275
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When I was calling people, people'd
just hang up the phone on me,
276
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people would swear at me,
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people would go and tell me
to get a real job.
278
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,320
Uh, sitting on the phones all day,
same chair, same computer,
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calling people that don't
want to be called.
280
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And that was pretty much every day,
all day.
281
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I just sat there one day
282
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and thought there's more to life
than sitting in an office.
283
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You tie one on the back, then
you tie again round the front.
284
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And do that, underneath, so no girls
can undo it when you're not looking.
285
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You've got the full protection.
286
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,200
I came to Ibiza because there's
plenty of work out here for me,
287
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,600
I'm working less, way less hours,
earning way more money, um,
288
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040
and I'm in the sun every day.
289
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MUSIC: Cuz I Love You
290
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by Lizzo
291
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# Cos I love you
292
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# Ooh
293
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# Just you
Yeah, yeah
294
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,000
# Yeah, yeah
295
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,840
# Got me standing in the rain... #
296
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,400
So what we're going to do, you're
going to place this on my body,
297
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a bit of tape, and you've
got to find it in 30 seconds.
298
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,720
Three, two, one, go.
299
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:34,400
# I'm gonna put you on a plane
Fly you out to wherever I am... #
300
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,800
Ayah, up, up! Down! Down, inside!
Inside! In between!
301
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AYAH: Where, front or back?
Very front. Five, four...
302
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,160
Right under the apron.
..three, two, one.
303
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THEY LAUGH
304
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,880
# Baby
Oh, baby
305
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,080
# I don't know what... #
306
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,040
The best tip I've got butlering
recently,
307
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,800
I was in there for one hour
with six ladies, they were
308
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,400
all in their 40s, and they gave
me a £160 tip for just the hour.
309
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,480
And so from that job alone
I made £210.
310
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,200
THEY GIGGLE
311
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,720
Being felt up's just part of the
job, you know, you enjoy it.
312
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,080
Of course kind of a little bit,
313
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,880
but as long as they're having
a good time then that's the main,
314
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the main focus.
315
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,280
So they always start so shy,
"Ooh, shouldn't do that."
316
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,120
Once they've had a few drinks,
they're like,
317
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,560
"Yeah, fuck it! Spank, spank, spank!
Just give him some."
318
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,600
And my bum's quite reddish I think,
they all gave me a spank.
319
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,480
Hey, guys, guys, guys! OK, go! Go!
320
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,400
The main thing,
a lot of butlers will know this,
321
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,560
either you want to get laid
or you want to get tips.
322
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,760
The best thing to do is leave
when you're meant to leave
323
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,800
and you're more than likely
going to get tipped.
324
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,400
So if you want to have sex,
go ahead, but you won't get tipped.
325
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,720
MUSIC: Chameleon
326
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,720
by Pnau
327
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,560
What time is it now? 9:20.
So we've got about an hour?
328
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,200
Yeah, and it takes us 20 minutes to
get to San' An'. Plenty of time.
329
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,640
If we go now.
330
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,760
It's a big day for the boys!
331
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,240
You'll be ready to go in a minute,
won't you? Yeah.
332
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,120
They're heading back to Kick
for a full day's filming.
333
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,640
I'm going to be
a pain in the ass now
334
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,120
and ask to borrow you for a second.
335
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,360
I just need to get a shot
of you approaching
336
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,600
the restaurant like you're
just turning up.
337
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,960
I'll show you afterwards! It'll look
sick, boys. Right, away you go.
338
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,520
You go and sit down with your boys.
339
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,840
We didn't actually plan to come to
Ibiza. No, we didn't.
340
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,280
We bought all this equipment,
341
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,960
and then one day an apartment popped
up on Facebook and we was like...
342
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,760
At that point in the year... It got
the mind ticking, didn't it? Yeah.
343
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,760
And we were like,
"Let's just do it."
344
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,680
It's a good job you're not fucking
gurning, isn't it, boys?
345
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160
Get a couple of shots of her steps.
Yeah.
346
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,200
And it'll just flash on to that
and then on to that,
347
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,480
and then maybe a wide of her
walking away... Yeah.
348
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,720
..with a tray, and that's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
349
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,040
But growing the business wasn't
the only reason
350
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,680
Liam teamed up
with his brother, Callum.
351
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,240
I seen how he was living,
he was in the cycle I was in.
352
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,600
Getting pissed all the time,
not doing anything productive.
353
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,200
I just wanted to bring him
in to something that
354
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,600
I know is going to be a success in,
in the future.
355
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,680
Did you get the slow-mos here?
356
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,280
I want to try
and get four slow-mos that are good.
357
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,560
I've got good customer shots, um,
358
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,120
and I'm happy to fucking call it
a wrap, then, if you lads are.
359
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,720
Yeah.
360
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,720
MUSIC: Ride It
361
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,720
by Regard
362
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,600
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Do you feel like
you're in Australia
363
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,920
when I do my Australian accent?
364
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,040
Do you know? Cos of all the
hula necklaces and shit?
365
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,480
BRITISH ACCENT: If you're going to
be Australian, then I'm going to be
British, mate.
366
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,960
You're not very good at
the British accent though. No, yeah.
367
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,760
Harriet is rapidly running out
of money, but she's spending another
368
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,640
night hanging out with her friends
instead of looking for a job.
369
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,760
I'm benefiting by being out here,
being with my friends,
370
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,120
making them laugh.
371
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,600
And it's recharging me,
do you know what I mean?
372
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,160
It's making me feel a bit better.
373
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,000
Oh, they put it on! They put
What's Going On on, let's go.
374
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
# I realised quickly
when I knew I should
375
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,680
# That the world was made up
of this brotherhood of man... #
376
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,040
It's been probably one
of the hardest summers of my life.
377
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,000
# For whatever that means... #
378
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,800
Two of my friends
have died this year.
379
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,040
Like, due to suicide as well,
and it's like,
380
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,440
I think when things like that happen
you're just like...
381
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,720
..but why? Do you know what I mean?
It kind of knocks you back a bit.
382
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,800
# I wake in the morning
and I step outside... #
383
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,920
Basically Elliot is my boyfriend,
but he, he died,
384
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,160
he, suddenly we lost him
about 11 weeks ago.
385
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:16,000
That's why I'm here in Ibiza
running away from reality!
386
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,440
# Scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on? #
387
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,720
Let me dedicate this dance
to Elliot Fenton!
388
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:28,600
ALL: # Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
389
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,560
# I said hey, what's going on?
390
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,240
Sad things happen all over the world
all the time.
391
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,240
And no-one else can take
the pain away from you.
392
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,000
# Hey, yeah, yeah
hey, yeah... #
393
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,640
But you can change how you feel
and you can control the situation.
394
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,400
Your mind's so powerful.
395
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,720
And if you tell yourself every day
that you're going to be OK,
396
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720
you fill yourself with positivity.
397
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,320
Even if every day you're not OK and
nothing positive happens, one day,
398
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,760
at the end of it all,
you're going to be fine.
399
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,480
Group hug! Group hug!
400
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,480
THEY CHEER
401
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,560
THEY LAUGH
402
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,560
Everybody!
403
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,840
Fucking hell.
I feel a bit taken aback.
404
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,680
This is me the day after the last.
405
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,800
The last time you saw me I was
bloody bamboozled, with a capital B.
406
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,400
And, um, I'm currently
brushing my hair with a fork
407
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,600
because I actually lost my hairbrush
and everything I own.
408
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,880
Including my dignity,
which seemingly swam off!
409
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:50,920
Before my own eyes! And I was like,
"Where are you going? Come back!"
410
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,880
Never seen it since,
so I've still not got my dignity.
411
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,000
So, yeah, this is why I'm
brushing my hair with a fork.
412
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,240
Questioning my life.
413
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,040
Why am I still here in Ibiza?
I'm jobless.
414
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,120
I've got about 3p left to my name.
415
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,080
That's one thing about this island,
like,
416
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,280
it either makes you or breaks you.
Oh, yeah.
417
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,880
It puts a lot of barriers
in the way,
418
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,760
it's like, it's like it's testing
you to see if you're worthy.
419
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,120
I've seen it break people's spirits,
man. Yeah, definitely that.
420
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,400
Sanchez has organised a lunch
for the boys,
421
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,600
but roommate Jake has been out all
night and is MIA. Gracias, amigo.
422
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,840
The empty chair.
You said you went through some...
423
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,560
Yeah, the empty chair, bro, says
it all. Rock it, shake it. Look.
424
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:45,160
This is the sound of no discipline.
Yes, it is, you're right. Very true.
425
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,360
He's going to be gutted that he's
missed out on some of this food.
426
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
I thought about it cos
everyone went for a meal,
427
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,760
but, like, I'm just not feeling it.
428
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,520
Not feeling very well.
429
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,600
And I've got a friend coming
over in a minute, so...
430
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,640
I don't know her,
I got her on Instagram.
431
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,760
She says she's out in Ibiza
at the moment.
432
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,080
And she said, "Oh, shall we meet?"
433
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,400
And I was like,
"Do you want to come look after me?"
434
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,440
Obviously...with all that entails.
435
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,040
I definitely do not want
a girlfriend,
436
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,280
I could not think of anything
worse than a girlfriend.
437
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,200
I just like having sex,
that's it, like.
438
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,320
Everyone's got different hobbies,
mine is making love.
439
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,760
PHONE BEEPS
440
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,560
I think we've got
a voice note from him.
441
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,720
JAKE: To be fair, like,
442
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,600
I do feel bad for not coming
cos I don't want to
443
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,880
let the lads down and that,
but I just felt so shit, like,
444
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,200
when I'm hungover, like,
all I want to do is just like stay
445
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,920
on my own and just, like, have
a little bit of breathing space.
446
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,320
ALL: Stay on his own!
He's full of shit!
447
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,520
He's texted me saying that
I'm in your room with a bird,
448
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,720
just keeping you updated.
449
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,400
So why have you gone
in to my bed in my room?
450
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,680
That's not the arrangement we made.
His sweaty back
451
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,960
all over your sheets. Mate, don't,
his big seven-foot gorilla back.
452
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,040
Mate, he's got KFC all over his
fingers still from last night. Ah.
453
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,320
Be rubbing them greases.
454
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,080
You're actually going to get me mad,
bro. Cos I don't...
455
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920
My room, and you've seen it, I keep
it tidy. You do, you do, yeah.
456
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,960
It's clean, I always make sure
that I make the bed,
457
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,440
I always clear up,
I always, you know, wipe down.
458
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Some girl that I don't know,
I've got belongings in there. Yeah.
459
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,440
Yeah, no, I'm not happy with that,
man. It's deeper than just...
460
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,400
Yeah, of course. ..being on my bed.
461
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,640
Jake! You're taking the piss.
That is my space.
462
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,840
Don't tell me, I'm going in to your
bed. You're not asking, you told me!
463
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,400
You said, "I'm going
in to your room."
464
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,840
So you acknowledged that it's mine
465
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,440
and you're telling me
you're going in.
466
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,800
I've been in there by myself,
I get washed, I get changed,
467
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,080
I chill, I'm on the phone,
in my own space.
468
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,640
Is that not right? Yes or no?
469
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,040
All right, so if I want to be close
with a girl...? No, no, no.
470
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,960
Yes or no? I'm asking you
a question, yes or no?
471
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,760
The answer is yes. We'll talk
properly when I get back anyway.
472
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,080
He's got his ego... Yeah.
473
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,520
..and he feels like he's entitled,
474
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,680
so I don't give a fuck
how big you are,
475
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,680
whatever you think you are
or whatever you think
476
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,280
you are in this world
in your own head, have manners.
477
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,480
If you're just shagging,
stay in your own bed.
478
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,840
Hi. Hello. I messaged you.
479
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,720
A couple hours later,
Jake is back in his own bed,
480
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,400
but he's made his mark in Sanchez's.
481
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,000
My stuff's on the floor though.
482
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,920
Lovely.
483
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,480
KNOCK ON DOOR
484
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,520
Yes, my Gs? Come to check on Jake.
Ooooh! Fucking hell!
485
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,960
THEY LAUGH
486
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,960
Do you know what? Yeah, man.
487
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,080
Yeahhhh!
488
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,880
The guys may have finished
the promo for cafe Kick,
489
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,920
but empty wallets are starting to
cause cracks in the group.
490
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,200
I think we should be charging
for our videos.
491
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,760
Yeah, when it's right to charge,
sometimes it isn't right to charge.
492
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,920
Sometimes, yeah, but you still want
to be getting your worth.
493
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,200
We're smashing the videos now...
Yeah.
494
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,880
That level, you should be getting
something from it.
495
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
We have different views.
496
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,480
Obviously out here with,
with it being a new business
497
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,040
and that, we haven't got
a steady income.
498
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,720
So it is a risk,
massive risk, um, and my...
499
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,520
The funds that I've got for whilst
being out here
500
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,360
are starting to dwindle.
501
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,600
This season is a key season to be
networking and... Yeah.
502
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,720
..making sure we're in with all
the top dogs for next summer...
503
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,760
Yeah, but my worry is that
I'm nearly out of money.
504
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,720
If you want to leave, I'll support
you if you want to leave.
505
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,880
If you want to stay,
506
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,040
I'll do everything I can to make
your life here as good as it can be.
507
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,000
I know how this island works though,
bro. You've just got to trust me.
508
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,560
As much as I talk bollocks.
509
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,000
So I trust that it's,
that I know what I'm on about.
510
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,920
Our goal for this summer
is to achieve total freedom
511
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,320
so we can travel the world.
512
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,400
We don't want to go back to England
and end up having to go
513
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,600
and get another job. Yeah.
Cos that's not happening.
514
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,960
That's not happening.
That's never happening.
515
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,240
Liam's master plan
is put to the test
516
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,200
when the boys head back to Kick
for the verdict on their video.
517
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,360
Nice to see you, are you all right?
Yeah, good, you?
518
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,320
Yeah, I ate, so thank you.
519
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,440
It's this shape cos it's built
for mobile phones.
520
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960
MUSIC: Heat
521
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960
by Rapson
522
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,600
THEY DRUM ON TABLE
523
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,000
I'm actually really shocked.
It's really, really good.
524
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,680
I'm really impressed. Well done.
Sweet. My pleasure.
525
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,360
That's the first restaurant video
we've done. Yeah. Is it? Mm.
526
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,080
So I can't wait to put it out there.
527
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,200
See you later! Thank you. See you.
528
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,840
Thank you for everything, I really
appreciate it. Take care, thank you!
529
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,560
It's incredible.
I'm very, very impressed.
530
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,520
Um, I didn't expect something
incredible,
531
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,480
so I'm really, really happy and I
can't wait to show it to everybody.
532
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,280
That's the first time we've ever
actually shown someone a video
533
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,800
and actually seen their reaction
first off as well. Yeah.
534
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800
Yeah, we're happy, aren't we, boys?
Yeah. Yeah,
535
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,160
and we get fed every day from it,
536
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,960
so that was the main,
that was the main goal for us.
537
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,520
Just to get food.
Save us a few pennies. Yeah.
538
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,640
Liam's always said that when we run
out of money, he'll lend me some.
539
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,920
I know that what we've got
here is a good thing,
540
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,640
and if we work hard together,
we can achieve good things.
541
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,280
Oo-ey! Oo-ey.
542
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,280
To be reunited!
Oh, dear, that's my hand. Oo-ey!
543
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,200
SHE LAUGHS
544
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,200
Me bank account being emptied again.
545
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,840
With Harriet getting herself further
in to debt, concerned dad Gordo
546
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,520
and his girlfriend, Tina,
have flown out to see her.
547
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,760
So have you been looking forward
to coming out to see me? Have I!
548
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,480
I thought it was really nice
for you to come
549
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,480
and pick us up at the airport. Yeah.
Oh, sorry, you didn't, did you?
550
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,160
The problem was that
I fell back asleep, that's all.
551
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,000
If I hug him
for longer than 30 seconds,
552
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,280
it starts to get a bit weird,
don't it? Yeah.
553
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,080
No, if you hug me
for more than 30 seconds,
554
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,640
I know my pockets have been emptied.
555
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,640
THEY LAUGH
556
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,600
I've mugged you whilst
I'm hugging you.
557
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,040
What would be your ideal job here?
558
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,400
My ideal job would be doing skin
and stuff.
559
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,040
So why have you not gone in to that?
560
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,840
Salons here are very Spanish,
and then the English ones,
561
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,280
they mainly just want
you to do nails.
562
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,160
Like, I really can't be bothered
doing nails all the time.
563
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,480
It's tough, isn't it?
I know. I know.
564
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,760
My glass eye's watering, Harriet.
Hold on a minute.
565
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,920
I'm feeling that sorry for you.
566
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,560
There's always next year.
I can't afford it, Harriet. What?
567
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,120
Coming back next year? I don't know.
568
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,840
No, I can't afford you to keep
coming back.
569
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,600
I don't know. You can't afford it.
570
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,600
SHE LAUGHS
571
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,120
I know, I don't know.
572
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,160
Well, this year's been
very challenging.
573
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,360
If I'd have gone home,
574
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,000
I wouldn't have got through it
as quickly as I have now.
575
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,440
People shouldn't feel the need to
kill themselves, but... They do.
576
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,640
They do, so... They do. It's made me
appreciate life a lot more.
577
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,560
MUSIC: Crazy World
578
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,560
by Miss Talented
579
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,680
Sanchez may be on another long
shift, but with big aspirations,
580
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,280
he knows he's in the right place
to make contacts.
581
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,880
The people that
I meet on a daily basis is crazy.
582
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,920
From the celebrities and, you know,
all the professionals.
583
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,880
MUSIC: Crank That
584
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,880
by Soulja Boy
585
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,040
I love seeing live music, I love
seeing artists do their thing.
586
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,880
There's my boy Kirby
doing his thing right now. Go on.
587
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,560
# Soulja Boy off in this
Oh, watch me crank it
588
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,720
# Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy... #
589
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,280
DJ and producer Kirby is
Ibiza Rock's resident hype man.
590
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,880
# Now watch me you
Crank dat, Soulja Boy
591
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,160
# Now watch me you
Crank dat, Soulja Boy... #
592
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,440
He's also an industry hero
to Sanchez.
593
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,080
I mean, look what he's doing.
594
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,560
You've got hundreds of people
in one place having a good time.
595
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,160
So whether I'm creating the songs,
596
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,680
whether I'm creating the music,
597
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,160
whether I'm creating
the atmosphere, hosting, or whether
598
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,160
I'm DJing, I want to be able to make
the whole place rock like this.
599
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,960
# Now watch me you
Crank dat, Soulja Boy
600
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,560
# Now watch me you
Crank dat, Soulja Boy
601
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,480
# Now watch me you
Crank dat, Soulja Boy
602
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,520
# Now watch me you
603
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,160
# Crank dat, Soulja Boy
Now watch... #
604
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,440
Sanchez has wanted to
sit down with Kirby
605
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,960
ever since he started
working at Ibiza Rocks.
606
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Today, he's blagged his chance.
607
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,240
What are you saying though?
Oh, I'm good, man.
608
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,320
Well, the main reason obviously
I wanted to talk is
609
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,720
I want to get in to the DJing.
610
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,720
So I was noticing, I think me and,
uh, Danny, who was there... Yeah.
611
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,840
We were both like, "Yo, this dude's
like, his energy level is high."
612
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,960
And literally every day and we see
you, and it's early sets at
the pool.
613
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,280
Yeah. I always know if I look around
and there's Sanchez,
614
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,920
there's going to be a vibe, man.
Cos you play the music that I love.
615
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,480
So obviously when I'm here
and I'm hearing all this other stuff
616
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,640
and then I hear your music,
I'm gasping cos that's me.
617
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,720
What was your start?
618
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,400
Like, how did you even get in to it,
like, to get to where you are now?
619
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,200
So I was playing a lot at home,
residencies.
620
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,760
I was in a pretty bad place,
I felt lonely, relationship-wise,
621
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,520
just broken up with someone,
wasn't really working out that well.
622
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,560
And then I just, I get this cherub
out of nowhere saying,
623
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,200
"Do you want to come work for us?"
624
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,800
So I went from playing in bars and
clubs at home to like...fully in.
625
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,640
I was just like, "I like this."
626
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,920
That is literally
what happened to me.
627
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,200
I felt like I had no ties at home, I
had nothing kind of to be there for.
628
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Yeah. And then I saw this
opportunity and I jumped at it.
629
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,720
And most people that are here
working
630
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,440
in exactly the same position as you.
631
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,160
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
632
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,360
# Who-oo-oa, c'est la vie
633
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,160
# Maybe something's wrong
with me... #
634
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,720
You find out that they quit
their job
635
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,560
or something didn't work out and
this thing came up.
636
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,720
# I am free
Ooh, I am free... #
637
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,280
So many people come here for
so many different reasons.
638
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,920
But ultimately they will...
Still find a common ground. Yeah.
639
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,480
There's still so much more
of the season to go, I can't wait.
640
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,120
# Just tryin' to find
my home sweet home
641
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,600
# Sweet home, sweet home
sweet home... #
642
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,200
I'm looking forward to seeing
where it takes me. Me too.
643
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,560
# I drink a little more than
recommended
644
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,760
# This ain't exactly what
my heart expected... #
645
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,920
SONG CONTINUES
646
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,360
Hi. Hi, I'm Lauren.
Nice to meet you.
647
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,320
I don't know.
648
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,320
HE CLAPS
649
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,040
I'm Max, nice to meet you.
650
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,640
Oh. Oh, shit.
651
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,640
THEY LAUGH
652
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,520
I have come to Ibiza to be free.
653
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,080
She's gorgeous,
so I enjoy chatting her up.
654
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,760
How many people have you slept with?
147.
655
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,360
Well, I get pissed because then,
like, I don't feel like shit.
656
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,600
And then I fuck girls
cos I don't feel alone.
657
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,520
And I want videos of you
sucking dick and getting fucked.
658
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,440
Oh, God. What are you doing?
You need to look at your temper.
659
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,560
I just want to go home.
660
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,480
I came here by myself
661
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840
and I ended up making friends that
I want to know for life.
662
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,720
Cheers to all of us! Cheers! Yes!
663
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,720
It was everything that
I wanted it to be.
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