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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:54,157 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.elsubtitle.com 2 00:01:31,398 --> 00:01:35,700 ♪ Suave, no, no, no, sí ♪ 3 00:01:35,702 --> 00:01:38,305 Oh, fuck yeah. 4 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,019 Why's your door closed, Maxie? 5 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:58,723 Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes. 6 00:01:58,725 --> 00:02:00,325 Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport. 7 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:02,327 Be back in two days. 8 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:04,194 Please be nice to your sister, 9 00:02:04,196 --> 00:02:06,563 help your mom, and do not touch the drone. 10 00:02:06,565 --> 00:02:08,566 - I won't. Bye. - I-I'm serious, okay? 11 00:02:08,568 --> 00:02:11,002 - It's not a toy. It's for my work. - Yep. 12 00:02:11,004 --> 00:02:12,470 Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you. 13 00:02:12,472 --> 00:02:14,271 Thank you. Hey. 14 00:02:14,273 --> 00:02:16,039 Come give me a hug, bud. 15 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,145 I'll give you two hugs when you get back. 16 00:02:23,116 --> 00:02:25,615 I get it. 17 00:02:25,617 --> 00:02:29,053 - Why are you smiling? - Well, you're just growing up. 18 00:02:29,055 --> 00:02:32,190 - It's exciting to me. - It's not. Stop smiling. 19 00:02:36,396 --> 00:02:38,529 I remember bringing you home from the hospital 20 00:02:38,531 --> 00:02:40,565 like it was yesterday. 21 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:44,335 Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself. 22 00:02:44,337 --> 00:02:46,571 - No, I "F"-ing wasn't. - Hey, it's cool, fool. 23 00:02:46,573 --> 00:02:49,440 It's like you got a new toy... the best toy in the world... 24 00:02:49,442 --> 00:02:51,542 and you just want to keep playing with it. 25 00:02:51,544 --> 00:02:53,478 I don't know. 26 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,179 I just want you to know I'm proud of you. 27 00:02:55,181 --> 00:02:57,715 Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later. 28 00:02:57,717 --> 00:02:59,684 Love you. See you in two days. 29 00:02:59,686 --> 00:03:02,620 Amy, you are not gonna believe this. 30 00:03:02,622 --> 00:03:04,722 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 31 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:08,459 ♪ Multimillionaire-aire, multimillionaire, ooh ♪ 32 00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:11,194 ♪ If you rich, put your bust down in the air... ♪ 33 00:03:11,196 --> 00:03:13,097 Yo, guys, check this out. 34 00:03:13,099 --> 00:03:16,567 My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs. 35 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:17,634 What's a hand job? 36 00:03:17,636 --> 00:03:20,638 It's when a girl jerks you off until you "coom." 37 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,774 And then it's your job to clean it up. 38 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:25,376 - I don't think it's "coom." - Yeah. 39 00:03:25,378 --> 00:03:27,711 C-U-M. "Coom." 40 00:03:27,713 --> 00:03:29,680 Middle school's way more intense than elementary. 41 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:31,681 If we're gonna get through this, 42 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:34,117 - we need to stick together. - Bean Bag Boys for life. 43 00:03:35,722 --> 00:03:36,721 Speed bump. 44 00:03:36,723 --> 00:03:38,555 ♪ Multimillionaire, ooh. ♪ 45 00:03:38,557 --> 00:03:40,557 Are your friends jelly you're dating a college guy? 46 00:03:40,559 --> 00:03:42,160 Some of them, I think. 47 00:03:42,162 --> 00:03:44,162 - Yeah? - Yeah. 48 00:03:44,164 --> 00:03:45,496 Wait, hey, c... 49 00:03:45,498 --> 00:03:47,531 ♪ Multimillionaire... ♪ 50 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:50,268 - Can I help you? - Retreat! Retreat! 51 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,203 Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself! 52 00:03:52,205 --> 00:03:53,371 - Hurry! - Go, go, go! 53 00:03:53,373 --> 00:03:55,173 You know those fucking guys? 54 00:03:55,175 --> 00:03:56,774 ♪ Ooh. ♪ 55 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:59,377 No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara. 56 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,811 Lucas, keep it in the case. 57 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:02,813 Dude, it's worth 300 bucks. 58 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:05,182 600 now. I checked. 59 00:04:05,184 --> 00:04:08,186 - $600?! - We're millionaires! 60 00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:09,720 - Yeah. - Do you guys want to 61 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:12,523 maybe go to the skate park tomorrow after school? 62 00:04:12,525 --> 00:04:14,125 I know what cocaine is. 63 00:04:15,361 --> 00:04:17,260 Annabelle, get out of here. 64 00:04:17,262 --> 00:04:18,496 Bean Bag Boys only. 65 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:20,330 I heard, at the skate park, 66 00:04:20,332 --> 00:04:22,767 the older kids will make you take drugs. 67 00:04:22,769 --> 00:04:24,135 We'll never do drugs. 68 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:25,802 They destroy lives and communities. 69 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:27,537 You have no choice. 70 00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:28,840 Mom! 71 00:04:28,842 --> 00:04:30,808 Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother. 72 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:34,177 Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey. 73 00:04:34,179 --> 00:04:36,780 All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up. It's a school night. 74 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:38,248 Lights out, 8:30. 75 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,583 What? You said 8:45. 76 00:04:39,585 --> 00:04:42,385 Hey. Finish up. 77 00:04:42,387 --> 00:04:45,523 I don't think I want to go to the skate park. 78 00:04:45,525 --> 00:04:46,890 We're in sixth grade now. 79 00:04:46,892 --> 00:04:49,260 We need to start doing sixth grade things. 80 00:04:49,262 --> 00:04:52,330 Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you? 81 00:04:54,334 --> 00:04:56,370 ♪ Hold on ♪ 82 00:04:58,837 --> 00:05:00,837 ♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪ 83 00:05:02,609 --> 00:05:07,145 ♪ You know you on my mind ♪ 84 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:10,381 ♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪ 85 00:05:10,383 --> 00:05:13,885 - ♪ Be my Valentine ♪ - ♪ Can you be mine? ♪ 86 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:15,385 ♪ Valentine. ♪ 87 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:17,255 - Hi. - Oh, my God! 88 00:05:17,257 --> 00:05:19,222 Mom! 89 00:05:19,224 --> 00:05:21,424 ♪ She gonna shake it, she gonna shake it, she gonna drop that ♪ 90 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:23,561 ♪ We gonna keep on making paper, we won't stop that ♪ 91 00:05:23,563 --> 00:05:24,861 ♪ Hey, diamonds having a conversation ♪ 92 00:05:24,863 --> 00:05:26,330 ♪ Why don't you talk back... ♪ 93 00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:28,735 This park is fucking lit. 94 00:05:31,371 --> 00:05:33,507 Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here. 95 00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:38,409 You know who's really good at burns? Atticus L. 96 00:05:38,411 --> 00:05:41,479 - He's so funny. - Atticus L.? 97 00:05:41,481 --> 00:05:44,314 I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max? 98 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:47,751 ♪ You need me, but I need you, girl, I got you ♪ 99 00:05:47,753 --> 00:05:49,753 ♪ But do you got me? ♪ 100 00:05:49,755 --> 00:05:52,590 ♪ Baby, I'd ride for you, but would you ride for me... ♪ 101 00:05:52,592 --> 00:05:54,458 Ooh... 102 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:58,895 So, are you gonna give Brixlee the necklace you made her? 103 00:05:58,897 --> 00:06:00,198 No, shut up. It's-it's... 104 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,566 I haven't put it in the kiln yet. 105 00:06:01,568 --> 00:06:02,967 You always have an excuse. 106 00:06:02,969 --> 00:06:05,436 Thor, you never talk to girls. 107 00:06:05,438 --> 00:06:07,337 Girls are a distraction. 108 00:06:07,339 --> 00:06:09,607 Rock of Ages auditions are in two days. 109 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:13,246 ♪ And I don't want to be tied down. ♪ 110 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:19,285 Max, come here. 111 00:06:25,491 --> 00:06:27,424 Hey, Taylor. 112 00:06:27,426 --> 00:06:28,626 People are saying you made Brixlee 113 00:06:28,628 --> 00:06:30,294 a necklace in art class. 114 00:06:30,296 --> 00:06:32,395 Nice try, but I don't talk about my art projects 115 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:33,664 before they're finished. 116 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:34,864 If she had a crush on you, 117 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:36,534 would you admit you had a crush on her? 118 00:06:36,536 --> 00:06:38,869 Does she have a crush on me? 119 00:06:38,871 --> 00:06:41,806 I don't know. I've never asked her. 120 00:06:41,808 --> 00:06:44,878 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 121 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:50,248 Fuck. 122 00:06:51,217 --> 00:06:52,749 So, how'd it go, lover boy? 123 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:55,486 Uh, she might know about the necklace. 124 00:06:55,488 --> 00:06:57,821 Veggie lasagna for dinner? 125 00:06:57,823 --> 00:06:59,991 Everything's coming up Lucas. 126 00:06:59,993 --> 00:07:01,626 I'll see you guys at school. 127 00:07:01,628 --> 00:07:04,996 Bye. Be safe. 128 00:07:04,998 --> 00:07:07,498 Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool. 129 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,269 - Act... act cool. - Okay, okay, okay. 130 00:07:11,037 --> 00:07:13,337 What's up, Atticus? 131 00:07:13,339 --> 00:07:16,741 You guys want to see something cool? 132 00:07:16,743 --> 00:07:19,213 Hell yeah. 133 00:07:24,484 --> 00:07:25,885 What are we up to? What are we doing? 134 00:07:27,919 --> 00:07:29,622 We're gonna sip a beer. 135 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:32,989 - Scared? - No. 136 00:07:32,991 --> 00:07:36,460 I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer. 137 00:07:36,462 --> 00:07:37,561 Bitch, please. 138 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:40,898 Soren has the record. Three sips. 139 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,537 - Three sips? - Three sips. 140 00:07:51,544 --> 00:07:53,010 Whoa. 141 00:07:53,012 --> 00:07:55,382 I'm already feeling something. 142 00:07:57,616 --> 00:07:58,652 Delicious. 143 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:12,465 Careful. It's hot. 144 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,003 Are you gonna drink it or not? 145 00:08:21,606 --> 00:08:23,073 I forgot, 146 00:08:23,075 --> 00:08:24,974 I have musical auditions this Friday. 147 00:08:24,976 --> 00:08:26,643 They drug-test for beer. 148 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:29,112 Thor, just admit you're a scared little-wittle baby. 149 00:08:29,114 --> 00:08:30,881 No, I'm not. 150 00:08:30,883 --> 00:08:34,051 Want us to put the beer in a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup? 151 00:08:34,053 --> 00:08:35,952 - No. - Sippy Cup. 152 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:38,589 - Amazing burn, Atticus. - It's not a good burn. 153 00:08:38,591 --> 00:08:41,591 His dad has two DUIs and has to take the train to work. 154 00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:42,593 That's a good burn. 155 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:44,695 Sippy Cup, sing us a song. 156 00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:46,029 No. 157 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:48,566 How about "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bitch"? 158 00:08:48,568 --> 00:08:51,369 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 159 00:08:51,371 --> 00:08:52,436 No, no, guys. 160 00:08:52,438 --> 00:08:54,805 He'll do it, but he just needs more time to think. 161 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:56,543 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 162 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:01,144 Bye. 163 00:09:04,015 --> 00:09:05,849 Lasagna and soda? 164 00:09:05,851 --> 00:09:08,853 Don't tell my parents you gave me this. 165 00:09:09,956 --> 00:09:11,622 This kid is hilarious. 166 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,428 We're getting a divorce. 167 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:17,695 Wh-What do you mean? 168 00:09:17,697 --> 00:09:19,864 Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Everything gonna stay the same. 169 00:09:19,866 --> 00:09:21,165 We promise. 170 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,533 Will we still watch This Is Us together? 171 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:24,534 - Yes, of course. - Yes. 172 00:09:24,536 --> 00:09:25,536 That's our favorite show. 173 00:09:25,538 --> 00:09:26,604 That's our family show. 174 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:27,772 Except now you're gonna see it 175 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:29,572 on two-two different TVs, you know. 176 00:09:29,574 --> 00:09:31,108 In two different houses. 177 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,777 So you're gonna have to watch the episode twice. 178 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,811 What about Taco Tuesday? 179 00:09:34,813 --> 00:09:36,479 Taco Tuesdays are still going down. 180 00:09:36,481 --> 00:09:38,581 Matter of fact, you're gonna have two Taco Tuesdays, 181 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,450 just one on Wednesday now. 182 00:09:40,452 --> 00:09:42,018 Twice the fun. 183 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:43,821 Twice the fun, twice the tacos. 184 00:09:43,823 --> 00:09:45,523 It's... everything's gonna stay the same, so... 185 00:09:45,525 --> 00:09:47,590 Everything gonna be the same. Me and your mom, you know, 186 00:09:47,592 --> 00:09:49,026 we're still best friends, right? 187 00:09:49,028 --> 00:09:50,397 Mm-hmm. 188 00:09:51,898 --> 00:09:53,730 I mean, it would've been nice to have 189 00:09:53,732 --> 00:09:55,532 tacos together as a family, but how about this? 190 00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:56,867 We could change it to Wing Wednesday... 191 00:09:56,869 --> 00:09:58,168 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 192 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:01,172 - ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪ 193 00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:02,940 ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ 194 00:10:02,942 --> 00:10:06,176 ♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na ♪ 195 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:09,946 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - ♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪ 196 00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:12,182 ♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪ 197 00:10:12,184 --> 00:10:15,119 ♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na ♪ 198 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:17,555 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪ 199 00:10:17,557 --> 00:10:21,090 - ♪ Till you write me you're coming around ♪ - ♪ Hey! ♪ 200 00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:23,661 Thor, inspired, voice of an angel, man. 201 00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:24,729 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 202 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:26,696 - ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪ 203 00:10:26,698 --> 00:10:29,499 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 204 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:31,701 - ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪ 205 00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:33,937 - What are we walking on? - ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 206 00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:36,139 - ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪ 207 00:10:36,141 --> 00:10:38,209 ♪ And don't it feel good. ♪ 208 00:10:38,211 --> 00:10:39,777 It does feel good, don't it? 209 00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:41,811 What's wrong? 210 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:44,248 That song always makes me sad. 211 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,117 Don't forget, Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow. 212 00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:48,853 It's my favorite musical. 213 00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:50,620 I did make some pretty big changes, though, 214 00:10:50,622 --> 00:10:52,255 based on my time in Holly-weird. 215 00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:53,990 I think it'll really 216 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:56,560 inspire those of you 217 00:10:56,562 --> 00:10:57,827 who dare to dream. 218 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:58,863 Sick. 219 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:01,665 So, I looked at her, but she was looking 220 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,733 the other direction. 221 00:11:02,735 --> 00:11:04,100 But then she looked at me, 222 00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:05,902 and I was looking the other direction. 223 00:11:05,904 --> 00:11:08,739 So I think that someday we're gonna make eye contact. 224 00:11:08,741 --> 00:11:09,840 That's cool. 225 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,642 This musical is gonna be lit. 226 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:12,810 Hey, Soren. 227 00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,110 Look at this. 228 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:16,616 Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical. 229 00:11:18,217 --> 00:11:21,151 Singing is for try-hards. 230 00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:24,821 No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke. 231 00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:27,691 I was just crossing it off. See? 232 00:11:27,693 --> 00:11:29,192 Yeah, whatever, bitch tits. 233 00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:31,762 Enough. Let's go. 234 00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:34,665 - I have places to be. - Sorry, Soren. 235 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,734 Don't listen to Atticus. 236 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,701 His dad doesn't even pay taxes. 237 00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:40,604 Doesn't matter what Atticus says. 238 00:11:40,606 --> 00:11:42,138 I've been thinking about quitting singing 239 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,806 ever since I was young. 240 00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:46,944 Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks. 241 00:11:57,155 --> 00:12:00,957 Whoa. That's the best lunch I've ever seen. 242 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,761 Yeah, my parents are being super nice because... 243 00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,963 because... 244 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,697 they're great and... 245 00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,002 they're great, and ev-everything's good. 246 00:12:13,204 --> 00:12:15,038 Ooh, wait. Is that a new earring? 247 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,774 Yes, finally. Thank you for noticing. 248 00:12:17,776 --> 00:12:19,877 - It looks cute on you. - Max, I'm not going for cute. 249 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,711 I'm going for sexy and hot. 250 00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:24,047 Those are the only two things I'm looking for. 251 00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:25,248 You like it? 252 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,685 It looks infected. 253 00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,656 Soren's so cool. 254 00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:34,023 I heard he beat up Derek Bachman 255 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:35,091 and blow-jobbed his sister. 256 00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:37,261 He blow-jobbed his own sister? 257 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,296 No, he blow-jobbed Derek's sister. 258 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,535 Fucking legend. 259 00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,075 I think Soren's calling me. 260 00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:56,279 ♪ Uh, how we get down ♪ 261 00:12:56,281 --> 00:12:58,748 ♪ Putting it down, now you know ♪ 262 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,317 ♪ If you didn't know, then I bet you know now, uh. ♪ 263 00:13:01,319 --> 00:13:04,187 - 'Sup? - 'Sup? 264 00:13:04,189 --> 00:13:07,123 I heard you sipped a beer like a fucking champ. 265 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,058 Yeah, I took a pretty big sip, actually. 266 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,226 Cool. 267 00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:12,028 I'm having a party tomorrow night. 268 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,699 All these fools are coming. 269 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,300 You in? 270 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,801 You should come. 271 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,003 Trust me. 272 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,903 Yeah, I'll come, 273 00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:23,275 but, you know, I'll have to ask my mom. 274 00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:27,777 Also, gonna be a kissing party. 275 00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,051 You've French-kissed girls before, right? 276 00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:36,753 Yeah. 277 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,254 Of course. 278 00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:39,758 Where? 279 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,095 Their mouths? 280 00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:47,797 Yeah, dawg. 281 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,932 He's not gonna start sitting 282 00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,036 with the popular kids, is he? 283 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:54,808 No. If anyone should be over there, it's me. 284 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,042 We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup, 285 00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:01,011 and we just wanted to let you know you can always call on 286 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:03,180 the Student Coalition Against Bullying for protection. 287 00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:05,148 Does this look like a sippy cup? 288 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,984 No, it's a fucking juice box. 289 00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:10,387 'Cause I'm not a fucking child. 290 00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:11,888 That's so rude. 291 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,858 Wait. Can I bring Thor and Lucas? 292 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:19,028 So random. 293 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,730 No, they're cool. 294 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,432 I'm trying to keep it half girls, half guys. 295 00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:23,801 You feel me, dawg? 296 00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:25,768 I feel you, dawg, but... 297 00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,271 they're my best friends. 298 00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:29,709 We do everything together. We're the Bean Bag Boys. 299 00:14:30,742 --> 00:14:32,042 That's a dope-ass name. 300 00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,845 Fuck it. Bring 'em. 301 00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,846 I ride or die for my squad, too. 302 00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:38,949 Let me know what your mom says, dawg. 303 00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:41,053 Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs. 304 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,988 So? 305 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,989 Soren just invited us to his party tomorrow. 306 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,859 - Soren? - Yeah. 307 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:51,128 He said my name? He said "Thor"? 308 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,763 - Pretty much, yeah. - Sweet. 309 00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,032 Oh, there's also gonna be girls there. 310 00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,399 You know what that means? 311 00:14:56,401 --> 00:14:58,268 Drama. 312 00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,268 Kissing. 313 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:06,075 So, do you guys know how to kiss? 314 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,945 - I have no fucking clue. - No. 315 00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,816 No, not at all. 316 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:12,816 Type "kissing." 317 00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:14,920 Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs." 318 00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:18,154 "Breast cancer research." 319 00:15:18,156 --> 00:15:20,490 "How to find a bra that fits." 320 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,428 I have an idea. 321 00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:32,369 "Are you 18 or older?" 322 00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:34,003 I'm gonna click "yes." 323 00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:35,404 We're not 18 or older. 324 00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:37,807 This could go on our permanent record. 325 00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:41,277 I'm your stepmother. You are not supposed to be 326 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,346 - looking at me in the shower. - Don't tell my dad. 327 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:44,882 He'll make me quit the sports team. 328 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:46,783 Get up. Get up. 329 00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,284 He's in trouble. 330 00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:50,253 You deserve a punishment. 331 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:51,421 Pull down your shorts. 332 00:15:51,423 --> 00:15:52,855 Is that what happens 333 00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:54,490 when you get a stepmom? 334 00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:57,226 Ew. 335 00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,329 No way that's gonna fit in there. 336 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:00,531 Get out of there, girl! 337 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,199 Where did his hand go? 338 00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:03,267 - Ew! - Oh, my God! 339 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,138 Nobody even kissed. 340 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,242 Yeah, not on their mouths at least. 341 00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,378 My parents have a CPR doll. 342 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,180 We can go practice kissing on that. 343 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,181 Come on. 344 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:27,327 This is a really pretty CPR doll. 345 00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:31,195 I guess I'll go first. 346 00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,431 Stop. 347 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,200 What are you doing? 348 00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:38,534 Kissing her. 349 00:16:38,536 --> 00:16:40,571 You can't kiss someone without their permission. 350 00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,538 Remember from assembly? 351 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,941 Pretend it's Brixlee. 352 00:16:43,943 --> 00:16:46,008 - Try to be a gentleman. - Okay. 353 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,244 Brixlee, can I kiss you? 354 00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:49,946 Why? 355 00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:51,915 - Why? - Yeah. 356 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,550 What do you like about me? 357 00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,319 Well... 358 00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:57,988 you're sweet. You smell good. 359 00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,422 You're smart, too. 360 00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:01,023 You always push Henry in his wheelchair 361 00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:02,558 even though he's super mean. 362 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,128 And just when I think I've got you figured out, 363 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:07,030 you go ahead and start skateboarding. 364 00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:09,966 I consent. 365 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,509 - How was it? - Sticky. 366 00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:24,414 Why does she have hair in her mouth? 367 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,984 You know what? This isn't teaching us anything. 368 00:17:26,986 --> 00:17:28,484 We need to see real people kissing. 369 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:30,987 That's the only way to know if we're doing it right. 370 00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:33,223 My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac. 371 00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:35,192 Her boyfriend's always over. 372 00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:36,926 She starts fires? 373 00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:40,296 No, that's a pyromaniac. She's a nymphomaniac. 374 00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:43,032 Someone who has sex on land and sea. 375 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,636 Seriously? 376 00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:48,071 Okay, I was gonna wait till tomorrow to surprise you, 377 00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:49,438 but can I just tell you? 378 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,341 - Nah, I'm good. - No, you want to know. 379 00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,311 Ugh. I can barely see anything. 380 00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:56,013 I know we haven't been hanging out much, 381 00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:57,347 you know, ever since I met Benji, 382 00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:58,916 but I want to make it up to you. 383 00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,051 So, tomorrow, I'm skipping school, 384 00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:02,452 and we're driving to the city to see Kendrick Lamar. 385 00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:04,454 - Shut up! - And we're gonna do Molly. 386 00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:06,255 - You thought of everything. - Of course I fucking have. 387 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,024 It's gonna be amazing. 388 00:18:08,026 --> 00:18:09,959 Remix! 389 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:13,930 Well, Benji got us the Molly. 390 00:18:13,932 --> 00:18:16,699 - Benjamin. - Oh, thank you! 391 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,801 Look. 392 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:21,504 This isn't working. Maybe we could go climb a tree. 393 00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,340 No, they'd see us. 394 00:18:23,342 --> 00:18:25,108 No, I just meant let's go climb a tree. 395 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,176 Dude, wait. 396 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:29,378 I know a way we can see them kiss. 397 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,155 I can't. 398 00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,724 It has a camera. We could see everything. 399 00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:42,993 We can learn technique. 400 00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,994 It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy. 401 00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:47,965 Of course it's a toy. They sell it at toy stores. 402 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,966 My uncle flew a drone for the Army, 403 00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:52,969 and now he yells in his sleep and has crazy diarrhea. 404 00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:55,205 It's messed up that he even keeps it in the house. 405 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,374 You have to walk by it every day. 406 00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,708 - He's torturing you. - It's true. 407 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,011 It's like when your cousin walks around in a bikini 408 00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:02,378 and she taunts you. 409 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,113 If he finds out, you'll be grounded. 410 00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:06,015 You won't be able to go to Soren's. 411 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:08,452 And even worse, you'll lose your father's trust. 412 00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:10,186 It's true, too. 413 00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:12,089 She'll love you for who you are. 414 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:14,724 Yeah, a shitty kisser. Remember the porn from earlier? 415 00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:16,292 That guy didn't even know how to kiss. 416 00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:17,627 He was just licking that woman's asshole. 417 00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:20,363 - You want to kiss an asshole, Max? - No. 418 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,331 Max, don't listen to him. He just wants to go 419 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,734 because he's obsessed with popular boys. 420 00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:27,137 Believe me, Max. You don't want to go to Soren's 421 00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:29,539 not knowing how to kiss. 422 00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:36,780 So, tomorrow, after you get some girl time, 423 00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:39,483 why don't you come over for some man time? 424 00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:41,784 No, I told you I'm hanging out with Lily this weekend. 425 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,653 Yeah, it's just... you know, it's hard 426 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:46,455 for me not to see you, 'cause you're my best friend. 427 00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:48,792 - But Lily's my best friend. - Yeah, I get it. 428 00:19:48,794 --> 00:19:50,226 Totally, totally get it. 429 00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:52,428 Yeah. 430 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,331 I'll probably just hang out with my ex, Margaret. 431 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,333 Are you trying to make me jealous? 432 00:19:57,335 --> 00:19:59,535 Uh, no. Why? Are you jealous? 433 00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,473 Yeah, this isn't working out. 434 00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:05,742 I know. You're not hot enough to be acting like this, 435 00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,476 so the next time that you're wondering 436 00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:09,646 where all the nice guys went, just remember 437 00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:12,051 that you let one walk right out the door. 438 00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:16,552 What? 439 00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:18,054 I didn't say anything. 440 00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:19,558 I never want to see you again. 441 00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:24,464 Are you okay? 442 00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:28,799 Wait, where'd the guy go? 443 00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:31,100 Who cares? The girls just hugged. 444 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:33,102 They are definitely gonna kiss. 445 00:20:33,104 --> 00:20:34,404 We might need to get closer. 446 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:37,073 Do you hear that? 447 00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:39,408 What is that? 448 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,177 It's fucking spying on us. 449 00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:43,647 - All right, it's my turn to fly. - Give it! 450 00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,251 - I just want to buzz 'em. - No! 451 00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:47,818 Hey, you're gonna break it. 452 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,253 You want it? Fine! 453 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,253 Shit! 454 00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:56,859 Ha! 455 00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:58,861 No! 456 00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:02,365 - Shit! What the hell, Thor? - That was both of our faults. 457 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,137 Well, Dad's gonna kill me. What do I do now? 458 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:07,771 - Whoa! - What the hell?! 459 00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:09,238 - We say there was a break-in. - What...? 460 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,241 They trashed the place and took the drone. 461 00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:13,642 That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard! 462 00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,311 Guys, guys. 463 00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:17,214 All we have to do is just go over there 464 00:21:17,216 --> 00:21:19,349 and tell the truth, then God will be on our side. 465 00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:28,224 Hey. Can I help you? 466 00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:29,725 Uh, I hope so, madam. 467 00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:32,462 We were using our drone to follow a family of turtles, 468 00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:34,531 and we thought it might have crashed in your backyard. 469 00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,302 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in. 470 00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:44,474 - So, you guys like turtles? - Yeah. 471 00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:47,276 - That's awesome. - Time's up, motherfuckers. 472 00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:48,512 Shit! It's a trap. 473 00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:50,546 You think I give a fuck about turtles? 474 00:21:50,548 --> 00:21:52,682 We're sorry. We just wanted to learn how to kiss. 475 00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:54,251 Lucas, it's none of their business. 476 00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:55,752 We should have just told the truth. 477 00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:57,521 We're going to a kissing party, 478 00:21:57,523 --> 00:21:59,622 and none of us have ever kissed, and we're scared. 479 00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:01,291 Goddamn it, Lucas. 480 00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:04,761 I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl. 481 00:22:04,763 --> 00:22:07,429 Just go online and type in "how to kiss." 482 00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:08,732 That's what everyone does. 483 00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:11,201 Oh. 484 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:12,903 It's very easy. 485 00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:14,704 Look, can we please have the drone back? 486 00:22:14,706 --> 00:22:16,372 It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's. 487 00:22:16,374 --> 00:22:18,507 He needs it for work. Can I please have it back? 488 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,443 - I really need it. Please. - I don't think so. 489 00:22:20,445 --> 00:22:23,446 If you don't give it back, I'll tell my dad you stole it. 490 00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:25,447 And I'll tell him that you're a pervert. 491 00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:26,483 We'll tell the whole school. 492 00:22:26,485 --> 00:22:28,484 This is sensual harassment. 493 00:22:28,486 --> 00:22:30,520 We'll tell everyone that you're a misogynist. 494 00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:33,490 I never massaged anyone. 495 00:22:33,492 --> 00:22:36,525 This is what happens when you don't respect women. 496 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,962 I respect women. My mom's my best friend. 497 00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,830 What about me? 498 00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,500 Oh, God, I'm so fucked. 499 00:22:43,502 --> 00:22:45,368 My dad's gonna kill me. 500 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:48,237 You had to snoop on them. You're such a feminist. 501 00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:50,840 I'm-I'm not a feminist. I love women. 502 00:22:50,842 --> 00:22:53,243 And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents. 503 00:22:53,245 --> 00:22:54,644 We're all gonna get grounded. 504 00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:56,446 Forget Soren's party. We're fucked. 505 00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:59,416 Why are you smiling? This is actually your fault. 506 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,786 This is leverage. 507 00:23:06,225 --> 00:23:07,523 Oh. 508 00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:09,326 Bingo. 509 00:23:09,328 --> 00:23:11,594 - What is it? - I have no idea. 510 00:23:11,596 --> 00:23:12,928 That's a tampon. 511 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:14,965 - What's it for? - Girls shove it 512 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:16,933 up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. 513 00:23:16,935 --> 00:23:18,601 An eighth-grader told me that. 514 00:23:18,603 --> 00:23:21,606 The human body is truly a mystery. 515 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:24,742 Can't believe they still eat chewables. 516 00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:26,542 The gummies are so much better. 517 00:23:26,544 --> 00:23:28,878 I like the chewables. I want one. 518 00:23:41,426 --> 00:23:43,260 Fucking childproof bullshit! 519 00:23:43,262 --> 00:23:45,861 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 520 00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:55,437 It's the girls. 521 00:23:56,641 --> 00:23:58,274 Hello? 522 00:23:58,276 --> 00:24:01,378 You took my bag. It has my license, my phone. 523 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,745 Bring it back right now. 524 00:24:02,747 --> 00:24:04,880 Fuck that noise. I want my drone back. 525 00:24:04,882 --> 00:24:07,384 I got this. I got this, I got this. 526 00:24:07,386 --> 00:24:09,452 What did you just say, you little bitch? 527 00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:12,355 I'll take a shit down your throat. 528 00:24:12,357 --> 00:24:14,523 Why are you talking like that? 529 00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:16,025 Hannah, I have a little brother. 530 00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:18,895 - You're supposed to scare them. - Well, you scared me. 531 00:24:18,897 --> 00:24:21,497 Listen, we-we were just trying to teach you a lesson. 532 00:24:21,499 --> 00:24:24,067 I promise you we were gonna give the drone back. 533 00:24:24,069 --> 00:24:26,035 No way. They could trick us again. 534 00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:27,904 Or overpower us. 535 00:24:27,906 --> 00:24:30,740 Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly? 536 00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:33,342 Then we wouldn't be able to take it. 537 00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:34,644 No, they're children. They would die. 538 00:24:36,848 --> 00:24:38,580 This is Max from earlier. 539 00:24:38,582 --> 00:24:41,051 Meet us at the playground across from John Adams 540 00:24:41,053 --> 00:24:43,552 tomorrow at 7:40 a.m. 541 00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:46,926 Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys. 542 00:24:48,326 --> 00:24:50,560 - That was tough. - Very tough. 543 00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,428 I kind of got a boner talking to those girls. 544 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,629 We're still on the phone. 545 00:24:53,631 --> 00:24:55,898 - Shit! Fuck, fuck. - What the shit?! 546 00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:02,105 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 547 00:25:02,107 --> 00:25:05,611 11, 12, 13, 14, 15... 548 00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,557 Ow. 549 00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:27,464 Don't come any closer. 550 00:25:27,466 --> 00:25:30,132 - Why? - 'Cause you could overpower us. 551 00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:32,135 So, put the drone 552 00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:34,704 on the slide, and count back from a hundred, 553 00:25:34,706 --> 00:25:36,473 and close your eyes. 554 00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:38,073 And don't try anything funny. 555 00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:39,708 There are witnesses. 556 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,111 Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us, 557 00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:44,580 so give us the bag or I will hurt you. 558 00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:45,715 Do not test me. 559 00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:47,817 Threats will get you nowhere, peasant. 560 00:25:47,819 --> 00:25:49,386 Just give us the fucking Molly! 561 00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:52,955 Okay. Who's Molly? 'Cause she's not with us. 562 00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,690 Guys. 563 00:25:54,692 --> 00:25:58,727 Molly is a sex drug. Dateline did an exposé on it. 564 00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:02,599 You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?! 565 00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:04,634 There are children here! 566 00:26:04,636 --> 00:26:06,735 - Shit. - It's okay. 567 00:26:06,737 --> 00:26:08,036 I know what to do. 568 00:26:08,038 --> 00:26:10,106 We're making a citizen's arrest! 569 00:26:10,108 --> 00:26:11,640 You're both under arrest! 570 00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:12,942 - Get on the ground! - Sweet Jesus. 571 00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,444 - Up, up, up! - Stay still! 572 00:26:14,446 --> 00:26:16,178 - Hands up! Hands up! - Stay still! 573 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:19,549 Get down now! Get down now! 574 00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:21,117 Did you just reload your fake gun? 575 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,619 - Are you mocking me? - Put your hands up! 576 00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:23,786 Are you mocking me?! 577 00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:25,487 Anything will be used against you 578 00:26:25,489 --> 00:26:27,490 - that you say. - In court. 579 00:26:27,492 --> 00:26:28,957 You know, you're the one holding drugs, 580 00:26:28,959 --> 00:26:31,427 so why don't I do a citizen's arrest on you? 581 00:26:31,429 --> 00:26:32,861 Fuck. 582 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:34,664 Time-out, crackheads. 583 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,198 Oh, my God. 584 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,869 Deal's off. We can't let them put drugs back on the street. 585 00:26:39,871 --> 00:26:41,771 Look at those dirty fucking junkies. 586 00:26:41,773 --> 00:26:43,572 Their lives are already ruined. 587 00:26:43,574 --> 00:26:45,742 Let's just give them the drugs and get the drone. 588 00:26:45,744 --> 00:26:48,878 Maybe there's a way we can 589 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,548 protect our community and get the drone back. 590 00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,515 Stall them. 591 00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:57,520 So, what do you plan to do with those drugs, huh? 592 00:26:57,522 --> 00:26:59,555 Take 'em and feel amazing. 593 00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:01,757 They're addicts. 594 00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:03,091 Yeah. 595 00:27:03,093 --> 00:27:05,895 So, you been drugging your whole life? 596 00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:07,930 - Uh-huh. - E'r'day. 597 00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:09,131 Oh. Nice. 598 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:10,766 What's he doing? Hey. 599 00:27:13,071 --> 00:27:15,038 - Yes! Yes! - It's working! 600 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,005 - It's working! - Yes! 601 00:27:16,007 --> 00:27:18,608 Fly it to the school! 602 00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,176 You're heading for the trees! Watch out! 603 00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:21,880 We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! 604 00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:27,720 Fuck! 605 00:27:32,923 --> 00:27:34,957 Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses. 606 00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:37,593 Oh, no! They found us! 607 00:27:37,595 --> 00:27:40,096 - Oh, shit. - They're on school property. 608 00:27:40,098 --> 00:27:42,168 They don't care. They're tweaking. 609 00:27:44,503 --> 00:27:46,569 You know who we need? 610 00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:47,870 - No, don't say it. - We'll look like losers. 611 00:27:47,872 --> 00:27:49,872 - Don't say it. Don't say it. - SCAB! 612 00:27:49,874 --> 00:27:51,107 - Shut up. - SCAB! 613 00:27:51,109 --> 00:27:52,809 - Shut up. Zip it. - Lucas, shut up. 614 00:27:52,811 --> 00:27:54,610 - SCAB! - What is that? 615 00:27:54,612 --> 00:27:56,044 There's three boys in danger! 616 00:27:56,046 --> 00:27:58,881 We're scared! SCAB, help us! 617 00:27:58,883 --> 00:28:00,884 We're okay. 618 00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,551 - We're not scared. We're... we're fine. - Lucas, shut up. 619 00:28:02,553 --> 00:28:04,153 Just walking into school. 620 00:28:04,155 --> 00:28:05,053 - Average day. - Jesus Christ. 621 00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:06,222 Bullying is wack. 622 00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:08,558 Get on the right track. 623 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,092 Bullying is wack. 624 00:28:10,094 --> 00:28:12,829 Get on the right track. 625 00:28:12,831 --> 00:28:15,865 Bullying is wack. 626 00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:18,734 Get on the right track. 627 00:28:18,736 --> 00:28:21,140 Bullying is wack. 628 00:28:26,244 --> 00:28:28,878 When you attack one of us, 629 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,612 you attack all of us. 630 00:28:30,614 --> 00:28:32,215 Your weakness gives us strength. 631 00:28:32,217 --> 00:28:34,984 - Well, those kids stole my bag. - Not today, bully! 632 00:28:34,986 --> 00:28:37,719 Not today. 633 00:28:37,721 --> 00:28:39,187 - What the fuck? - Bullying is wack. 634 00:28:39,189 --> 00:28:41,590 Get on the right track. 635 00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:43,158 This is the best day of my life. 636 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,593 Get on the right track. 637 00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:46,931 Don't worry, we'll find them later. 638 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,834 SCAB just tagged us on Instagram. 639 00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:55,204 First Sippy Cup, and now this? 640 00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:58,006 I'm two weeks into sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha. 641 00:28:58,008 --> 00:29:00,275 Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00. 642 00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:02,779 If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded. 643 00:29:02,781 --> 00:29:05,013 Which means we're all grounded, which means no party, 644 00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:06,715 which means no Brixlee. 645 00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:09,118 - Sippy Cup for life. - No Brixlee, 646 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,286 no friends, no hope, 647 00:29:11,288 --> 00:29:14,624 parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, 648 00:29:14,626 --> 00:29:17,859 all alone, two Taco Tuesdays. 649 00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:21,166 So, Max, what are we gonna do? 650 00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:25,834 We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone. 651 00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,971 Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max. 652 00:29:27,973 --> 00:29:29,973 That could go on our permanent record. 653 00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:32,942 Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction. 654 00:29:32,944 --> 00:29:35,978 Thank you. If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die. 655 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,914 Wait, what? Here's the plan. 656 00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,014 I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's, 657 00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:41,016 and I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know... 658 00:29:41,018 --> 00:29:43,653 That you're an alcoholic. 659 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:44,887 - That would be great. - Guys. 660 00:29:44,889 --> 00:29:46,656 The only place around here that has one 661 00:29:46,658 --> 00:29:47,790 is at North Point Galleria. 662 00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:49,224 That's four miles away. 663 00:29:49,226 --> 00:29:53,161 Four miles? How the fuck are we getting four miles? 664 00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:54,830 - You have Uber. - No, it goes directly 665 00:29:54,832 --> 00:29:56,799 to my mom's phone. She'll know. 666 00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,400 Then we bike. 667 00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:01,272 Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone? 668 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,308 - What? - You know. 669 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:08,677 Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way! 670 00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:12,048 You said everyone wants to buy it. 671 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,916 - We got it together. - And we're gonna 672 00:30:13,918 --> 00:30:15,685 sell it together, as friends. 673 00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:16,918 Come on, Lucas. 674 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,289 Bean Bag Boys do everything together. 675 00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:21,724 Okay. 676 00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:23,426 Guess that makes sense. 677 00:30:23,428 --> 00:30:24,293 - Yes! - Yes! 678 00:30:24,295 --> 00:30:27,362 - Lucas! Bean Bag Boys for life. - Yeah! 679 00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:29,233 We're being so bad. 680 00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,069 ♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪ 681 00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:35,303 ♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪ 682 00:30:35,305 --> 00:30:37,742 ♪ We're bad, we're so bad. ♪ 683 00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:54,823 I need to get rid of these drugs. 684 00:30:54,825 --> 00:30:57,326 - What are you doing?! - Getting rid of the drugs! 685 00:30:57,328 --> 00:31:00,096 I'm just gonna throw them in the stream. 686 00:31:00,098 --> 00:31:01,930 It can contaminate the water. 687 00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,366 Well, then we can throw it in the forest. 688 00:31:03,368 --> 00:31:04,501 It's a sex drug. 689 00:31:04,503 --> 00:31:07,203 What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? 690 00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:08,705 It'll kill him. 691 00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:10,305 Well, then how do we get rid of drugs? 692 00:31:10,307 --> 00:31:12,407 The same way we get rid of a baby. 693 00:31:12,409 --> 00:31:13,709 - Abortion? - Adoption? 694 00:31:13,711 --> 00:31:14,910 No. 695 00:31:14,912 --> 00:31:17,413 We drop it off at the firehouse on our way up to the mall. 696 00:31:17,415 --> 00:31:20,148 That's a really good idea. 697 00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:22,984 Ah. I just got a bite on our card. 698 00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:24,721 Nice. Give 'em my address. 699 00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:26,822 My parents aren't home, and I have the best snacks. 700 00:31:26,824 --> 00:31:29,358 PeterPan69 is gonna be here 701 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,293 in five minutes to buy the card. 702 00:31:31,295 --> 00:31:32,762 Well, let's get ready. 703 00:31:32,764 --> 00:31:34,097 I found all of these weapons 704 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:35,868 in the back of my parents' closet. 705 00:31:40,037 --> 00:31:42,237 I still don't get why we need weapons. 706 00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:43,773 He could be a pedophile. 707 00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:45,041 He can't molest all three of us. 708 00:31:45,043 --> 00:31:47,045 All he needs is one. 709 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,182 "An-al beads"? 710 00:31:53,184 --> 00:31:55,984 Aka nunchucks, motherfucker. 711 00:31:55,986 --> 00:31:57,219 Ooh. 712 00:31:57,221 --> 00:31:59,856 - Yeah! - It's not a toy. 713 00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:03,826 Oh, shoot. 714 00:32:03,828 --> 00:32:06,061 They smell like shit. 715 00:32:13,505 --> 00:32:16,539 Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas. 716 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,175 - That's me. - I'm Claude. 717 00:32:19,177 --> 00:32:20,243 Hey. 718 00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:22,811 That's my mom back there. 719 00:32:22,813 --> 00:32:24,382 Hi-ya! 720 00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:27,984 Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile? 721 00:32:27,986 --> 00:32:29,417 What? No. 722 00:32:29,419 --> 00:32:31,020 Lucas, if you were a pedophile 723 00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,554 standing in front of three single boys, 724 00:32:32,556 --> 00:32:35,057 - would you admit it? - Probably not. 725 00:32:35,059 --> 00:32:36,292 Then why would he? 726 00:32:36,294 --> 00:32:37,859 Oh, come on. 727 00:32:37,861 --> 00:32:39,494 Do I look like a pedophile? 728 00:32:39,496 --> 00:32:40,897 - Sure do. - Yes, absolutely. - 1,000%. 729 00:32:40,899 --> 00:32:42,497 That's not fair. 730 00:32:42,499 --> 00:32:45,301 You look more like a pedophile than anyone I've ever seen. 731 00:32:45,303 --> 00:32:48,937 Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy. 732 00:32:48,939 --> 00:32:52,274 Fine. You can come in, but please take your shoes off. 733 00:32:52,276 --> 00:32:54,377 You know, I've searched the world for this. 734 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:56,411 Why are you bringing the paintball gun? 735 00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:58,848 In case anyone fucks with us. 736 00:32:58,850 --> 00:33:00,949 This card is exquisite. 737 00:33:00,951 --> 00:33:03,151 - How'd you get it? - The summer I moved here, 738 00:33:03,153 --> 00:33:06,254 me, Max and Thor started a dog-washing business. 739 00:33:06,256 --> 00:33:08,357 We earned eight bucks, and we used the money 740 00:33:08,359 --> 00:33:10,926 to buy an Ascension pack, and this card was in it. 741 00:33:10,928 --> 00:33:12,461 Well, you got very lucky. 742 00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:14,563 The real luck was meeting Max and Thor. 743 00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:15,997 Fascinating. 744 00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,265 We started calling ourself the Bean Bag Boys. 745 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:20,369 - You know why? - Because you had some beanbags? 746 00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,972 - That's right. - Yeah. Genius. 747 00:33:22,974 --> 00:33:24,307 You got yourself a deal. 748 00:33:27,044 --> 00:33:29,212 Let's go. Let's make it happen. 749 00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:34,349 No, I can't do this. 750 00:33:34,351 --> 00:33:35,551 Sorry. 751 00:33:35,553 --> 00:33:37,853 Lucas, get your butt over here right now. 752 00:33:37,855 --> 00:33:40,488 Excuse me, is this how all 12-year-olds conduct business? 753 00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:41,858 What the hell just happened? 754 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,391 I thought you were cool with this. 755 00:33:43,393 --> 00:33:46,161 You said we wouldn't do this if one of us wasn't on board. 756 00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:48,496 - I'm not on board. - Why do you care so much? 757 00:33:48,498 --> 00:33:49,965 Why don't you care? 758 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,500 This card has a lot of memories, 759 00:33:51,502 --> 00:33:53,269 and you're just gonna throw it all away 760 00:33:53,271 --> 00:33:55,170 because you want to kiss some basic girl? 761 00:33:55,172 --> 00:33:56,472 Savage. 762 00:33:56,474 --> 00:33:58,006 Brixlee isn't just some girl. 763 00:33:58,008 --> 00:33:59,609 We're probably gonna get married. 764 00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:02,177 Every marriage ends in divorce. 765 00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:05,080 Lucas, you're outvoted. 766 00:34:05,082 --> 00:34:07,215 Listen, I can tell you're lashing out with anger, 767 00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:09,151 but Brixlee is probably the love of my life. 768 00:34:09,153 --> 00:34:12,988 Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a glass of water, please? 769 00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,293 Hello? 770 00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:20,329 Hey, guys? 771 00:34:20,331 --> 00:34:22,497 Hmm. 772 00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:24,300 Yeah. 773 00:34:24,302 --> 00:34:26,167 What can you tell me about her backstory? 774 00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:27,303 Where is she supposed to be from? 775 00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,336 She seems quite exotic. 776 00:34:28,338 --> 00:34:30,939 Okay, listen carefully, 777 00:34:30,941 --> 00:34:32,675 'cause I'll make this offer only once. 778 00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:35,044 400 bucks to take her off your hands. 779 00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:38,113 No. We need 550, U.S. 780 00:34:38,115 --> 00:34:39,682 Fuck off. What? 781 00:34:39,684 --> 00:34:41,684 That's my entire allowance. 782 00:34:41,686 --> 00:34:44,287 Listen, Claude, let's just cut the bullshit. 783 00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:47,455 I'm the son of a businesswoman, and I think we both know, 784 00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:49,457 if you didn't want to buy the doll, 785 00:34:49,459 --> 00:34:51,193 you would've left already. 786 00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:54,129 Stop treating us like kids. We know how things work. 787 00:34:54,131 --> 00:34:57,600 So, do you want to buy the CPR doll or not? 788 00:35:01,305 --> 00:35:04,439 Fools. I'd have paid a thousand. 789 00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:07,209 Anyone else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll? 790 00:35:07,211 --> 00:35:10,012 ♪ We got bottles in the house, call it cabaret ♪ 791 00:35:10,014 --> 00:35:12,615 ♪ So pour me up another glass of the champagne ♪ 792 00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:14,649 ♪ I'm feeling right with my ice and chains ♪ 793 00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:18,053 ♪ Counting all these stacks 'cause we run this game ♪ 794 00:35:18,055 --> 00:35:20,323 ♪ So hot that I can feel the fever ♪ 795 00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:22,591 ♪ Never knew that money would make you a believer ♪ 796 00:35:22,593 --> 00:35:24,459 ♪ Politickin', but we ain't no politicians... ♪ 797 00:35:26,363 --> 00:35:27,997 Yee-haw! 798 00:35:27,999 --> 00:35:29,432 ♪ We got bottles in the house... ♪ 799 00:35:29,434 --> 00:35:30,966 We should hydrate. 800 00:35:30,968 --> 00:35:32,501 We've been biking for almost 14 minutes straight. 801 00:35:32,503 --> 00:35:34,537 I don't think I've ever been this far from home. 802 00:35:34,539 --> 00:35:37,405 I think I did a production of Cats around here. 803 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:39,577 You're really not gonna sing anymore? 804 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,510 Yeah. I've never been happier. 805 00:35:45,682 --> 00:35:47,649 - Just give us the drugs. - Fuck. 806 00:35:47,651 --> 00:35:49,617 - How'd you find us? - Her phone. 807 00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:51,120 They tracked us. 808 00:35:51,122 --> 00:35:53,289 We're not giving you these drugs. 809 00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:55,390 We're giving them to firefighters. 810 00:35:55,392 --> 00:35:57,392 Get help. 811 00:35:57,394 --> 00:35:59,327 - Go! - We're in a car, dipshits. 812 00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:00,629 You're not gonna outrun us. 813 00:36:00,631 --> 00:36:02,401 Not on my fast bike, nerds. 814 00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:07,269 ♪ I don't live in my fears... ♪ 815 00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:10,638 Good luck getting your car in here, losers! 816 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,140 Shit. 817 00:36:12,142 --> 00:36:13,709 ♪ I don't care if you care ♪ 818 00:36:13,711 --> 00:36:15,443 ♪ I just know it ain't fair ♪ 819 00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:17,546 ♪ Ain't no time to prepare ♪ 820 00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,280 ♪ Life is just a nightmare, Push ♪ 821 00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:20,615 Where are you going? 822 00:36:20,617 --> 00:36:23,218 ♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪ 823 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,187 ♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪ 824 00:36:26,189 --> 00:36:29,758 ♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪ 825 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,593 ♪ You can run, but you can't hide ♪ 826 00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:41,472 Hey. 827 00:36:42,572 --> 00:36:44,542 ♪ Yellow motherfucking Claw ♪ 828 00:36:49,046 --> 00:36:51,646 ♪ You can run, but you can't hide... ♪ 829 00:36:51,648 --> 00:36:54,182 You're not getting these drugs back! 830 00:36:54,184 --> 00:36:57,255 Just give her the sex drugs! 831 00:36:58,756 --> 00:37:00,555 Peel off! 832 00:37:00,557 --> 00:37:02,057 I won't let you destroy your li... 833 00:37:07,764 --> 00:37:09,765 Are you okay? 834 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,200 - Are you okay? - Lucas, are you okay? 835 00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:12,834 - What the hell happened? - We were running away 836 00:37:12,836 --> 00:37:14,403 from our babysitter 'cause she was trying 837 00:37:14,405 --> 00:37:16,171 - to touch our penises. - What? That is not true. 838 00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:17,506 - Yes, it is. - Yes, it is. - I wasn't. 839 00:37:17,508 --> 00:37:19,111 - Yeah, you were. - I wasn't... 840 00:37:20,410 --> 00:37:23,079 - Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go! - What happened? 841 00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:24,312 Go, go! 842 00:37:24,314 --> 00:37:26,715 Lucas, are you okay? 843 00:37:26,717 --> 00:37:29,318 I-I think I'm fine. 844 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,820 - - Your arm. - Oh, hell no. 845 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,591 Yo, I'm-a call 911. 846 00:37:36,593 --> 00:37:37,792 - Help! Help! - No, no, no. It's okay. 847 00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:38,727 This happens all the time. 848 00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:40,229 Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go. 849 00:37:40,231 --> 00:37:42,097 - Help! Ow! - We got... Come on. 850 00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:44,200 I'll get the bikes. 851 00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:48,137 Okay. I threw their phone in a prickle bush. 852 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,704 So they can't track us anymore. 853 00:37:49,706 --> 00:37:51,307 Oh, the pain! 854 00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:52,608 Lucas, you have to be quiet. 855 00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:55,176 Okay, do we have any ice? 856 00:37:55,178 --> 00:37:56,412 No, we're in a fucking alley. 857 00:37:56,414 --> 00:37:58,780 What about pain medication? 858 00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:01,216 - We have the Molly we can give him. - No! 859 00:38:01,218 --> 00:38:02,785 Yeah, he's probably just gonna try and have sex with us. 860 00:38:02,787 --> 00:38:04,120 Call an ambulance! 861 00:38:04,122 --> 00:38:06,421 - Mission's over! - We'll get busted. 862 00:38:06,423 --> 00:38:08,858 - Plus, do you even have insurance? - I don't know. 863 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:10,593 - Do you? - I don't know. 864 00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:12,595 - I think I only have a deductible. - It's all right. 865 00:38:12,597 --> 00:38:14,597 This happens to MMA fighters all the time. 866 00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,798 We just got to ram your arm into something very hard 867 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,503 so it pops back in place. 868 00:38:21,271 --> 00:38:23,539 Fine! Fuck it! Let's just get this over with. 869 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:24,673 Ow! 870 00:38:24,675 --> 00:38:27,475 - Come on. - Easy. All right. 871 00:38:27,477 --> 00:38:29,845 One, two, three. 872 00:38:37,155 --> 00:38:39,220 Wrong arm! 873 00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:41,222 - Okay, new site, new site. - Okay. 874 00:38:41,224 --> 00:38:43,559 Okay, lie down on your back and give me your arm. 875 00:38:43,561 --> 00:38:45,660 Come on. 876 00:38:45,662 --> 00:38:48,564 All right. It says this next part's gonna hurt, 877 00:38:48,566 --> 00:38:50,733 that you should bite down on something hard. 878 00:38:50,735 --> 00:38:52,336 I know. 879 00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:57,606 Open. There you go. 880 00:38:57,608 --> 00:38:59,408 Okay. 881 00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:01,410 - On three. - One, 882 00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:03,312 two, three. 883 00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:04,479 - Just got a text from Taylor. - What'd she say? 884 00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:06,582 She wants to know why you aren't in school 885 00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:08,350 and if you're coming to the party tonight. 886 00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:09,651 Just write... 887 00:39:09,653 --> 00:39:10,818 Okay, sorry. One, two, three! 888 00:39:12,657 --> 00:39:14,490 Oh! 889 00:39:14,492 --> 00:39:15,557 Let me help, let me help. 890 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:16,791 - Focus! On three. - One! 891 00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:18,727 Two! Three! 892 00:39:21,831 --> 00:39:24,200 Hmm? 893 00:39:24,202 --> 00:39:28,607 Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work. 894 00:39:30,874 --> 00:39:32,975 You're gonna be good, man. 895 00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,577 No. 896 00:39:35,579 --> 00:39:37,345 I'm really not. 897 00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:40,317 My parents are getting a divorce. 898 00:39:42,352 --> 00:39:43,686 What'd you do? 899 00:39:43,688 --> 00:39:45,820 - Thor! - What? 900 00:39:45,822 --> 00:39:47,789 Sorry. 901 00:39:51,428 --> 00:39:53,365 My dad's moving out. 902 00:39:54,798 --> 00:39:57,733 Whatever happens between your parents, 903 00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,905 you always got the Bean Bag Boys. 904 00:40:01,872 --> 00:40:04,472 We'll never split up. Bean Bag Boys for life. 905 00:40:04,474 --> 00:40:06,441 You promise? 906 00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:07,475 - Promise. - Promise. 907 00:40:07,477 --> 00:40:09,544 Come on. 908 00:40:09,546 --> 00:40:11,713 Let's get you some Children's Tylenol. 909 00:40:20,624 --> 00:40:23,492 - Want some help, buddy? - No, I got it. 910 00:40:23,494 --> 00:40:25,727 Okay, just do it. 911 00:40:31,602 --> 00:40:33,936 - Hey, Miles. - Hey, man. 912 00:40:33,938 --> 00:40:35,738 - Coming in or coming off? - Just got off a triple. 913 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:37,740 Man, I don't care if I get mugged. 914 00:40:37,742 --> 00:40:39,910 I'm not typing up any more paperwork today. 915 00:40:40,945 --> 00:40:42,247 Cop. 916 00:40:45,682 --> 00:40:47,483 Shit. We have D-R-U-G-S on us. 917 00:40:47,485 --> 00:40:49,684 He knows how to spell. Just act normal. 918 00:40:49,686 --> 00:40:52,287 - Pretend to talk. - About what? 919 00:40:52,289 --> 00:40:53,955 Just be normal. 920 00:40:53,957 --> 00:40:56,892 What do you think about politics? 921 00:40:56,894 --> 00:40:58,763 It's a complicated issue. 922 00:41:00,064 --> 00:41:01,796 This cop's acting weird. 923 00:41:01,798 --> 00:41:03,666 He's eye-fucking us. 924 00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,033 Just act normal. Just laugh. 925 00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,901 We're just two cool guys laughing. 926 00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:14,309 We skipped school. 927 00:41:14,311 --> 00:41:15,477 Lucas! 928 00:41:16,747 --> 00:41:18,347 Are we in trouble? 929 00:41:18,349 --> 00:41:20,948 Yeah, well, usually, I'd call this in, 930 00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:23,352 but because you were honest with me, 931 00:41:23,354 --> 00:41:24,753 I'm gonna let you slide, all right? 932 00:41:24,755 --> 00:41:26,655 Just promise not to do it again, okay? 933 00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:28,457 We promise. Thank you, sir. 934 00:41:28,459 --> 00:41:29,291 All right. 935 00:41:29,293 --> 00:41:31,026 That was a close one. 936 00:41:31,028 --> 00:41:32,995 Wait, where's Thor? 937 00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:37,832 ♪ I'm not the madder, the baddest ♪ 938 00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:39,468 ♪ The hardest or the tallest ♪ 939 00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:41,070 ♪ But I say what I mean and I walk it like I talk it ♪ 940 00:41:41,072 --> 00:41:44,405 ♪ Don't make me get started, ain't nobody ballin', see ♪ 941 00:41:44,407 --> 00:41:46,908 ♪ We keep getting up, it don't matter that you're falling ♪ 942 00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:48,676 ♪ No time for stalling... ♪ 943 00:41:48,678 --> 00:41:50,345 Hold it. 944 00:41:50,347 --> 00:41:51,615 Come here. 945 00:41:52,983 --> 00:41:54,816 What do you have in your pants? 946 00:41:54,818 --> 00:41:56,919 My penis. 947 00:41:56,921 --> 00:41:59,924 Pull it out. 948 00:42:00,957 --> 00:42:02,725 I also have a big dick. 949 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:07,129 Put it back. I'm being generous today. 950 00:42:07,131 --> 00:42:09,765 - We also have drugs. - Dude! - 951 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:12,667 - He was onto us. - Okay, what do you have? 952 00:42:12,669 --> 00:42:14,970 Schedule I controlled substance, 953 00:42:14,972 --> 00:42:16,908 with intent to distribute. 954 00:42:18,142 --> 00:42:19,975 Brother, these are vitamins, okay? 955 00:42:19,977 --> 00:42:21,709 Children's vitamins, at that. 956 00:42:21,711 --> 00:42:23,379 - No, those are drugs. - No, look. 957 00:42:23,381 --> 00:42:25,513 If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too. 958 00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:27,582 - If you don't arrest us, I'll report you. - Lucas! 959 00:42:27,584 --> 00:42:29,417 Just leave me the fuck alone! 960 00:42:29,419 --> 00:42:31,086 I mean, sorry to fucking swear at kids, but fuck. 961 00:42:31,088 --> 00:42:33,122 You know, I'm gonna arrest you for fucking ruining my day. 962 00:42:33,124 --> 00:42:35,894 All right? I'll take them. Let me go home! 963 00:42:40,131 --> 00:42:41,997 - He's calling for backup. - What do we do? 964 00:42:41,999 --> 00:42:45,434 Hello. Listen. I've decided I don't want kids. 965 00:42:45,436 --> 00:42:47,669 - What's up? - The cop's eye-fucking us. 966 00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:50,539 We have to make a run for it. I know what to do. 967 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:52,173 Well, no, it's not up for discu... 968 00:42:52,175 --> 00:42:53,941 Well, yeah, well, no, you may be detective, 969 00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:55,010 but in the marriage we're equal. 970 00:42:55,012 --> 00:42:56,412 Wha...? 971 00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:57,716 Just hang up. Who cares? 972 00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:01,716 This is free 'cause I'm a cop. 973 00:43:07,191 --> 00:43:09,524 ♪ Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks ♪ 974 00:43:09,526 --> 00:43:11,760 ♪ Put me to your lips, I am sick ♪ 975 00:43:11,762 --> 00:43:14,695 ♪ I will punch a baby bear in his shit, give me lip ♪ 976 00:43:14,697 --> 00:43:17,633 ♪ I'm-a send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch ♪ 977 00:43:17,635 --> 00:43:19,501 ♪ I can end the conversation real quick... ♪ 978 00:43:19,503 --> 00:43:20,903 What the fuck, Thor? 979 00:43:20,905 --> 00:43:22,671 You didn't even care about my shoulder. 980 00:43:22,673 --> 00:43:25,640 - You just wanted a beer. - I can care about two things. 981 00:43:25,642 --> 00:43:27,642 Yeah, you and your stupid beer! 982 00:43:27,644 --> 00:43:30,778 - Now we're fugitives! - Why are you yelling at me? 983 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:33,080 I just ran off without my family's bikes. 984 00:43:33,082 --> 00:43:36,084 - Cycle Sundays are fucked! - Guys, guys. 985 00:43:36,086 --> 00:43:37,553 The mall! 986 00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:40,988 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! - We made it! 987 00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:43,591 - Yes! - Yes! 988 00:43:43,593 --> 00:43:45,160 Come on, come on, come on. 989 00:43:47,764 --> 00:43:49,967 - Oh, shit. - Holy mother... 990 00:43:51,968 --> 00:43:53,468 Goddamn it! 991 00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:55,204 Great. 992 00:43:55,206 --> 00:43:58,106 Now we're trapped between a highway and the authorities. 993 00:43:58,108 --> 00:43:59,908 Well, we wouldn't be in this position right now 994 00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:01,075 if you weren't such a narc. 995 00:44:01,077 --> 00:44:03,678 Guys, the mall's right there. 996 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,513 All we have to do is cross the highway, 997 00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:07,015 and the cars aren't even moving. 998 00:44:07,017 --> 00:44:11,119 Now, are we fifth-graders, or are we sixth-graders? 999 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,130 ♪ Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey ♪ 1000 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,867 ♪ Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey. ♪ 1001 00:44:25,869 --> 00:44:28,003 Well, I'm going back into the woods. 1002 00:44:28,005 --> 00:44:29,905 I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels. 1003 00:44:29,907 --> 00:44:31,240 I don't give a fuck. 1004 00:44:31,242 --> 00:44:33,075 Uh, no, you won't. 1005 00:44:33,077 --> 00:44:34,510 - Oh, my gosh! - No, no. 1006 00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:35,947 It's-it's like a parking lot, see? 1007 00:44:37,113 --> 00:44:39,548 Wait! You stole another beer? 1008 00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:41,015 - What the fuck, Thor? - Hey. 1009 00:44:41,017 --> 00:44:42,651 You guys aren't the ones who's gonna have 1010 00:44:42,653 --> 00:44:44,586 "Sippy Cup" on their goddamn tombstone! 1011 00:44:44,588 --> 00:44:46,622 God. Say it, don't spray it. 1012 00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:50,791 Get off the freeway! 1013 00:44:50,793 --> 00:44:51,926 Children crossing. 1014 00:44:51,928 --> 00:44:53,662 - Please, children are crossing. - Get off the road. 1015 00:44:55,265 --> 00:44:58,166 - What are you guys doing? Get back to the side. - Go! 1016 00:44:58,168 --> 00:45:00,068 - Go, go, go, go. - Now. - Fucking idiots! 1017 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:03,604 Wait. I got a message. 1018 00:45:03,606 --> 00:45:04,939 Oh, it's from Taylor. 1019 00:45:04,941 --> 00:45:06,675 She said Marcus is coming to the party. 1020 00:45:06,677 --> 00:45:08,042 He has a huge crush on Brixlee. 1021 00:45:08,044 --> 00:45:10,044 She's definitely gonna kiss him. 1022 00:45:10,046 --> 00:45:12,580 - He's the nicest kid in our grade. - Wait, wait. 1023 00:45:12,582 --> 00:45:13,981 I'm the nicest kid in our grade. 1024 00:45:13,983 --> 00:45:18,086 It goes me, Marcus, Max, you. 1025 00:45:18,088 --> 00:45:20,856 - I'm way nicer than Max. - No, you're not! 1026 00:45:20,858 --> 00:45:22,925 You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year. 1027 00:45:22,927 --> 00:45:25,026 Hey, she was already crying. I just took her picture. 1028 00:45:25,028 --> 00:45:26,928 Guys, guys! Look! 1029 00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:28,265 - It started. - Oh, shit. 1030 00:45:29,599 --> 00:45:31,800 - Shit. - Oh, fuck. 1031 00:45:31,802 --> 00:45:33,200 - Let's go back! - Let's go back! 1032 00:45:34,204 --> 00:45:35,803 We're trapped. 1033 00:45:35,805 --> 00:45:37,842 Let us out! 1034 00:45:40,177 --> 00:45:42,811 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 1035 00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:45,079 - No, we're not. We just need to time it, okay? - Oh, fuck! 1036 00:45:45,081 --> 00:45:46,247 - We just need to time it right. - Shit! 1037 00:45:46,249 --> 00:45:48,986 We can do this, guys. We can do this! 1038 00:45:50,653 --> 00:45:52,620 N-No! 1039 00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:56,091 - Max, no! - Are you batshit crazy?! 1040 00:45:56,093 --> 00:45:58,327 What the fuck are you doing?! 1041 00:45:59,796 --> 00:46:03,097 - Oh, shit. He made it. - Oh! 1042 00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:04,600 I did it! 1043 00:46:04,602 --> 00:46:06,867 Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now. 1044 00:46:06,869 --> 00:46:08,070 I know you're scared. 1045 00:46:08,072 --> 00:46:09,370 I'm not, at all... 1046 00:46:09,372 --> 00:46:10,838 Shut up, Thor! 1047 00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:15,276 - Lucas, fuck you! No! - Shit! Shit! 1048 00:46:15,278 --> 00:46:16,278 Lucas! 1049 00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:21,048 No! Lucas! 1050 00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:23,218 I'm not dead! 1051 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,620 - I'm not dead! - All right. 1052 00:46:25,622 --> 00:46:27,356 - You got it, man. Come on. - Yes! Yes! 1053 00:46:27,358 --> 00:46:29,624 - Fuck you! - I love you, too. 1054 00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:30,959 Now, come over here. 1055 00:46:30,961 --> 00:46:32,126 I want my mom. 1056 00:46:32,128 --> 00:46:33,695 - Come on. Come on. - Come on. 1057 00:46:33,697 --> 00:46:35,696 I'm fine. I'll just live here. 1058 00:46:35,698 --> 00:46:37,064 - I-I'm good. - Come on! 1059 00:46:37,066 --> 00:46:39,166 - Come on! - You got this! 1060 00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:41,003 All right. Come on, Thor. 1061 00:46:41,005 --> 00:46:43,771 You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass. 1062 00:46:43,773 --> 00:46:46,073 Come on, come on! 1063 00:46:46,075 --> 00:46:48,343 Oh, shit! My beer! 1064 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,023 Oh, shit! 1065 00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:08,129 - Oh! - Oh, wait. 1066 00:47:08,131 --> 00:47:10,097 That's my dad's CPR doll. 1067 00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:11,867 - Oh. - That's my dad's CPR doll! 1068 00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,669 - We're not murderers! - Yes! 1069 00:47:13,671 --> 00:47:15,236 - We're saved! - We're not fucking killers! 1070 00:47:15,238 --> 00:47:17,204 - We're not killers! - Yes! 1071 00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:27,048 Beep, beep. 1072 00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:28,316 - Pardon me. - Excuse me. 1073 00:47:28,318 --> 00:47:29,950 - Pardon me. Sorry. - Hey! 1074 00:47:29,952 --> 00:47:31,221 Excuse me. Got to get through. 1075 00:47:32,256 --> 00:47:33,358 Sorry. 1076 00:47:36,325 --> 00:47:39,193 Hey. We called about the BD Rolling Thunder. 1077 00:47:39,195 --> 00:47:41,296 I'm so sorry, you guys. 1078 00:47:41,298 --> 00:47:43,131 Sold it. 1079 00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,700 Ha-ha. Nice joke. 1080 00:47:44,702 --> 00:47:46,367 So funny. 1081 00:47:46,369 --> 00:47:49,403 No, I did. I sold it. Two girls, said they knew you. 1082 00:47:49,405 --> 00:47:51,305 Fuck you! 1083 00:47:51,307 --> 00:47:53,475 - Jesus. - I'm gonna kill your family, and then they're 1084 00:47:53,477 --> 00:47:55,276 - gonna come alive... - Ease off the sugar, huh? 1085 00:47:55,278 --> 00:47:57,278 - ...and turn your whole family into zombies! - Max! 1086 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,383 I was gonna say... you didn't let me finish... 1087 00:48:01,385 --> 00:48:03,251 they left a note for you. 1088 00:48:09,727 --> 00:48:11,492 Why are they walking like that? 1089 00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:13,061 I don't know. 1090 00:48:15,965 --> 00:48:18,200 How'd you guys track us? 1091 00:48:18,202 --> 00:48:19,767 We threw your bag in prickle bushes. 1092 00:48:19,769 --> 00:48:21,870 Dumbass, you told us that your life would be over 1093 00:48:21,872 --> 00:48:23,771 if you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder, 1094 00:48:23,773 --> 00:48:25,173 and this is the only place 1095 00:48:25,175 --> 00:48:27,408 - a child could get to on a tricycle. - Okay. 1096 00:48:27,410 --> 00:48:29,380 I have the drugs. Now give me the drone. 1097 00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:35,086 Are you fucking kidding me? 1098 00:48:37,454 --> 00:48:40,155 What in the actual fuck? These are just gummy vitamins. 1099 00:48:40,157 --> 00:48:41,356 - Shit. - Told you she was gonna check. 1100 00:48:41,358 --> 00:48:42,791 - Fuck. - Where is the Molly? 1101 00:48:42,793 --> 00:48:45,160 - Where is it? - A cop has it. 1102 00:48:45,162 --> 00:48:47,329 You gave our drugs to a cop? 1103 00:48:47,331 --> 00:48:48,763 Wait. Look. 1104 00:48:48,765 --> 00:48:50,097 I know you don't know us 1105 00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:51,767 and you think we're just stupid kids, 1106 00:48:51,769 --> 00:48:52,834 but just listen to me. 1107 00:48:52,836 --> 00:48:54,269 Whatever problems you're having, 1108 00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,937 drugs are not the answer. 1109 00:48:55,939 --> 00:48:58,939 Drugs just give you a false sense of reality. 1110 00:48:58,941 --> 00:49:00,941 You may think your lives are bad, 1111 00:49:00,943 --> 00:49:03,879 but you have family and friends who love you. 1112 00:49:03,881 --> 00:49:05,213 Can you shut the fuck up? 1113 00:49:05,215 --> 00:49:07,082 I just spent $600 on a fucking drone. 1114 00:49:07,084 --> 00:49:08,816 You ruined my passionate moment. 1115 00:49:08,818 --> 00:49:11,820 - Well, it was stupid. - This day is fucked. 1116 00:49:11,822 --> 00:49:13,088 Benji is the only one who has Molly, 1117 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,256 and he won't sell it to us. 1118 00:49:14,258 --> 00:49:16,091 Okay. Well, I'm sorry. 1119 00:49:16,093 --> 00:49:17,825 We're fucked. 1120 00:49:17,827 --> 00:49:20,163 We'll do it. We'll get your drugs. 1121 00:49:21,497 --> 00:49:23,865 - The fuck we will. - What the hell, dude? 1122 00:49:23,867 --> 00:49:25,533 Do you think he would sell to kids? 1123 00:49:25,535 --> 00:49:27,169 We're not kids. 1124 00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,370 We're tweens. 1125 00:49:28,372 --> 00:49:30,508 What do we have to lose? 1126 00:49:33,075 --> 00:49:34,811 So, it's a deal? 1127 00:49:36,213 --> 00:49:38,012 Max, this is fucking insane. 1128 00:49:38,014 --> 00:49:39,548 Just take your goddamn punishment. 1129 00:49:39,550 --> 00:49:41,515 Lucas and I will go to the party. 1130 00:49:41,517 --> 00:49:43,852 We'll cock-block anyone that gets near Brixlee. 1131 00:49:43,854 --> 00:49:46,555 They didn't invite you. 1132 00:49:46,557 --> 00:49:48,289 What? 1133 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:51,392 The popular kids only invited me. 1134 00:49:51,394 --> 00:49:53,128 What do you mean? 1135 00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:55,997 They think you're kind of... random. 1136 00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:58,133 - Oh. - But it's okay, 1137 00:49:58,135 --> 00:50:00,267 'cause once those guys get to know you, 1138 00:50:00,269 --> 00:50:02,470 they'll see what I see, that you're not random. 1139 00:50:02,472 --> 00:50:04,004 That you're specific. 1140 00:50:04,006 --> 00:50:05,407 I'm not buying drugs. 1141 00:50:05,409 --> 00:50:07,475 - Neither am I. - You guys don't have to. 1142 00:50:07,477 --> 00:50:09,443 I'll do all the talking. I just need your height in there. 1143 00:50:09,445 --> 00:50:11,412 You're the only one of us 1144 00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:13,481 that looks like they could be in college. 1145 00:50:13,483 --> 00:50:16,084 Guys. 1146 00:50:16,086 --> 00:50:18,089 Are you in or out? 1147 00:50:20,122 --> 00:50:22,256 So, you guys did all of this for a kissing party? 1148 00:50:22,258 --> 00:50:25,026 No. There's also gonna be cool boys there. 1149 00:50:25,028 --> 00:50:26,861 I remember my first kissing party. 1150 00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:28,396 It was the summer after sixth grade 1151 00:50:28,398 --> 00:50:29,965 at Manush Patel's house. 1152 00:50:29,967 --> 00:50:31,166 Who'd you kiss? 1153 00:50:31,168 --> 00:50:33,300 Uh, Manush's sister. 1154 00:50:33,302 --> 00:50:34,903 Wait, you weren't there? 1155 00:50:34,905 --> 00:50:36,403 No, we didn't really know each other then. 1156 00:50:36,405 --> 00:50:38,240 I mean, we were in the same grade, 1157 00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:40,242 but we didn't really become close until eighth grade. 1158 00:50:40,244 --> 00:50:42,376 Oh. I just figured you guys 1159 00:50:42,378 --> 00:50:44,479 - knew each other for longer. - Yeah, everybody knows 1160 00:50:44,481 --> 00:50:46,548 you meet your best friends in kindergarten. 1161 00:50:46,550 --> 00:50:48,115 - Yeah. - Yeah, the only reason 1162 00:50:48,117 --> 00:50:49,416 you're friends with people back then 1163 00:50:49,418 --> 00:50:51,051 is 'cause you live close to each other. 1164 00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:52,254 Or, because, like, your parents are friends. 1165 00:50:52,256 --> 00:50:54,122 No. That's not true for us. 1166 00:50:54,124 --> 00:50:56,124 We're friends because we like each other. 1167 00:50:56,126 --> 00:50:59,494 - And we live close together. - And our parents are friends. 1168 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:11,138 Okay, come here. 1169 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,908 Go in. Buy two pills. 1170 00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,343 Ask for Benji. 1171 00:51:15,345 --> 00:51:16,945 Do not mention Hannah. 1172 00:51:16,947 --> 00:51:19,247 - Who's Hannah? - I am. 1173 00:51:19,249 --> 00:51:21,548 Oh. I'm Max. 1174 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:23,050 Yeah, I know who you are. 1175 00:51:23,052 --> 00:51:25,287 Okay, just go in there, buy the pills, 1176 00:51:25,289 --> 00:51:27,191 and then I'll trade you for the drone. 1177 00:51:29,392 --> 00:51:32,327 Okay, if this goes bad, drive off. 1178 00:51:32,329 --> 00:51:33,928 - Okay. - Okay. 1179 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:35,696 It's not too late to turn back. 1180 00:51:35,698 --> 00:51:37,698 No. We have to get the drugs 1181 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:41,035 so we can get the drone, so we can go to the party. 1182 00:52:04,061 --> 00:52:05,930 Hello? 1183 00:52:13,736 --> 00:52:15,637 I am your daddy! 1184 00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:17,638 You are my baby! 1185 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,108 Listen, you will stay down here and suffer 1186 00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,242 until you learn to be men! 1187 00:52:24,581 --> 00:52:27,414 Listen! What you babies wearing? 1188 00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:29,651 - Diapers! - That's right! 1189 00:52:31,454 --> 00:52:34,622 Good evening. We're looking for Benji. 1190 00:52:37,327 --> 00:52:39,260 Hey, dickless. Come here. 1191 00:52:39,262 --> 00:52:42,129 - Yes, Daddy. - All right, I need you to go find Benji. 1192 00:52:42,131 --> 00:52:43,597 Tell him he's got visitors. 1193 00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,265 Yes, Daddy. 1194 00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:47,234 I ask the fucking questions! 1195 00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:48,769 That's your son? 1196 00:52:48,771 --> 00:52:52,240 You guys can go sit your asses down over there and wait. 1197 00:52:52,242 --> 00:52:55,075 Whatever happens to you is 1198 00:52:55,077 --> 00:52:56,378 your own fucking fault. 1199 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,713 Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies! 1200 00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:03,251 Listen! 1201 00:53:03,253 --> 00:53:06,021 Four! Get up! 1202 00:53:07,490 --> 00:53:09,024 Can I help you? 1203 00:53:09,026 --> 00:53:10,358 Good afternoon. 1204 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,997 We would like to buy two pieces of Molly, please. 1205 00:53:17,434 --> 00:53:20,068 Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you? 1206 00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,301 He did, that fucker. 1207 00:53:21,303 --> 00:53:23,271 You guys are, like, seven. 1208 00:53:23,273 --> 00:53:25,173 Oh, except for you. I recognize you from econ. 1209 00:53:25,175 --> 00:53:26,276 What's up, man? 1210 00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:30,378 Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids. 1211 00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,148 We're not kids. We're tweens. 1212 00:53:33,717 --> 00:53:35,749 Who told you to come here? 1213 00:53:35,751 --> 00:53:38,621 Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out. 1214 00:53:43,226 --> 00:53:44,595 All right. 1215 00:53:45,628 --> 00:53:47,428 Stay there. 1216 00:53:52,802 --> 00:53:54,803 Hey. 1217 00:53:54,805 --> 00:53:57,508 How long do you think he's gonna be? 1218 00:54:01,544 --> 00:54:04,546 Oh, you made me high. 1219 00:54:13,356 --> 00:54:15,256 Ah. 1220 00:54:15,258 --> 00:54:17,528 Tell me who sent you. 1221 00:54:19,829 --> 00:54:21,729 Hannah. 1222 00:54:21,731 --> 00:54:23,530 What? I'm high as fuck. 1223 00:54:24,633 --> 00:54:27,869 So, this is what she thinks of me, huh? 1224 00:54:27,871 --> 00:54:31,840 You can tell Hannah that if she wants Molly, 1225 00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:33,575 she can suck my dick. 1226 00:54:33,577 --> 00:54:36,144 You shouldn't talk about women like that. 1227 00:54:36,146 --> 00:54:38,245 The only time she should suck your dick 1228 00:54:38,247 --> 00:54:40,150 is when she gives you consent. 1229 00:54:41,318 --> 00:54:43,283 You can suck my dick, 1230 00:54:43,285 --> 00:54:45,285 and you can suck my dick, too. 1231 00:54:45,287 --> 00:54:47,624 What about me? I'm just gonna sit here? 1232 00:54:49,726 --> 00:54:52,227 We're the Bean Bag Boys. We do everything together. 1233 00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:54,495 Get the fuck out of here, you little fucking babies. 1234 00:54:54,497 --> 00:54:55,499 Let's go. 1235 00:54:56,566 --> 00:54:58,566 Get out! 1236 00:55:00,871 --> 00:55:02,704 Hey, guys, wait. 1237 00:55:02,706 --> 00:55:04,372 I have something in here 1238 00:55:04,374 --> 00:55:06,707 that might change your mind. 1239 00:55:06,709 --> 00:55:08,475 Hurry up. 1240 00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:10,211 Pledges, listen! 1241 00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,280 Bitch! Now who's the baby?! 1242 00:55:12,282 --> 00:55:14,381 - Holy shit. - What the fuck? 1243 00:55:14,383 --> 00:55:16,550 If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, 1244 00:55:16,552 --> 00:55:18,720 and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! 1245 00:55:18,722 --> 00:55:21,356 Max, what the fuck are you doing? 1246 00:55:21,358 --> 00:55:23,591 You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. 1247 00:55:23,593 --> 00:55:26,294 So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. 1248 00:55:26,296 --> 00:55:28,363 Do not test me! 1249 00:55:28,365 --> 00:55:30,301 Okay. 1250 00:55:32,434 --> 00:55:34,501 You want the drugs? I'm not your parent. Here. 1251 00:55:34,503 --> 00:55:35,769 Thanks. 1252 00:55:35,771 --> 00:55:37,373 Oh, shit. 1253 00:55:38,675 --> 00:55:39,908 Oh, you're fucking dead. 1254 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,879 What the fuck's going on down here? 1255 00:55:44,881 --> 00:55:47,414 Whoa! 1256 00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:49,450 She just dropped the charges. 1257 00:55:49,452 --> 00:55:50,751 Oh, God. 1258 00:55:54,657 --> 00:55:56,691 ♪ You'd better run ♪ 1259 00:55:56,693 --> 00:55:57,691 ♪ You'd better run ♪ 1260 00:55:57,693 --> 00:55:59,260 Holy shit. 1261 00:55:59,262 --> 00:56:01,595 ♪ You'd better run from the Devil's gun... ♪ 1262 00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:05,566 Max, watch out! 1263 00:56:08,771 --> 00:56:10,537 I got your back. 1264 00:56:10,539 --> 00:56:11,838 Thor! 1265 00:56:14,811 --> 00:56:16,577 Your ass is mine! 1266 00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:22,383 Oh, my God, I just killed a man! 1267 00:56:22,385 --> 00:56:23,952 Lucas, get the drugs! 1268 00:56:23,954 --> 00:56:25,553 ♪ The Devil's fire ♪ 1269 00:56:25,555 --> 00:56:27,358 ♪ Just won't go out... ♪ 1270 00:56:28,358 --> 00:56:30,591 We were never here! 1271 00:56:30,593 --> 00:56:33,227 Start the fucking car! 1272 00:56:33,229 --> 00:56:34,595 Max! 1273 00:56:34,597 --> 00:56:37,365 - What's happening? - Fucking go! 1274 00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:38,832 - What? - Shit, shit, shit! 1275 00:56:40,302 --> 00:56:41,970 Drive! Drive! 1276 00:56:50,947 --> 00:56:53,416 Lucas, drugs. 1277 00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,617 No, no, no, no, no. 1278 00:56:55,619 --> 00:56:56,950 Let me see what's in the bottle. 1279 00:56:56,952 --> 00:57:00,323 Yeah. Of course. 1280 00:57:02,959 --> 00:57:05,026 Okay, just-just give it to me. 1281 00:57:11,468 --> 00:57:13,600 Wow, you guys are little badasses. 1282 00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:15,736 'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys. 1283 00:57:15,738 --> 00:57:17,738 I don't know what that means. 1284 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,943 We have beanbags. 1285 00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:22,846 It's been real, guys. 1286 00:57:23,979 --> 00:57:25,812 Have fun at your kissing party. 1287 00:57:25,814 --> 00:57:27,515 Thank you. 1288 00:57:31,621 --> 00:57:34,724 Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away. 1289 00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,059 What's wrong? 1290 00:57:39,061 --> 00:57:40,662 We got the drone. Everything worked out. 1291 00:57:40,664 --> 00:57:42,329 Max. 1292 00:57:42,331 --> 00:57:45,033 I got punched in the fucking face, okay? 1293 00:57:45,035 --> 00:57:47,401 We bought drugs. 1294 00:57:47,403 --> 00:57:49,437 Can we just go home now? 1295 00:58:00,717 --> 00:58:03,450 Guys, it's my dad. 1296 00:58:03,452 --> 00:58:04,751 Hey, Dad. 1297 00:58:04,753 --> 00:58:06,421 Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight, 1298 00:58:06,423 --> 00:58:08,523 so I'll be home in 15 minutes. 1299 00:58:08,525 --> 00:58:10,925 15 minutes from now or 15 minutes from later? 1300 00:58:10,927 --> 00:58:13,061 Ha-ha, funny guy. 1301 00:58:13,063 --> 00:58:14,829 I'll see you soon. 1302 00:58:14,831 --> 00:58:17,030 My dad will be home in 15 minutes. 1303 00:58:17,032 --> 00:58:19,700 M-Maybe he won't notice that the drone's gone. 1304 00:58:19,702 --> 00:58:21,702 He'll notice. He's very observant. 1305 00:58:21,704 --> 00:58:24,472 That's why my mom fell in love with him. 1306 00:58:24,474 --> 00:58:26,474 The drone has to be home before your dad. 1307 00:58:26,476 --> 00:58:28,108 I know. 1308 00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,678 Just the drone. Not you. 1309 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,050 Just the drone. 1310 00:58:37,052 --> 00:58:39,355 Okay. 1311 00:58:42,057 --> 00:58:43,423 Here we go. 1312 00:58:43,425 --> 00:58:45,392 - Yes! - Yes! 1313 00:58:48,831 --> 00:58:50,800 - Careful. - I got this, I got this. Oh! 1314 00:58:52,802 --> 00:58:54,470 Fly like the wind, Max. 1315 00:58:55,572 --> 00:58:57,707 Yeah, uh, take a right up here. 1316 00:58:59,909 --> 00:59:01,608 - I can see your house. - There it is. There it is. 1317 00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:03,577 The windows are closed. 1318 00:59:03,579 --> 00:59:05,515 - Shit. What do I do? - The chimney. 1319 00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,155 - It's very tight. - You got this. 1320 00:59:14,157 --> 00:59:15,523 Shit! I can't see. I can't see. 1321 00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:17,425 There's ash all over the camera. 1322 00:59:17,427 --> 00:59:18,593 Use the Force. 1323 00:59:18,595 --> 00:59:19,727 - No, no, I can do this. - Uh... 1324 00:59:19,729 --> 00:59:20,928 I know my house perfectly. 1325 00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:22,729 - I can do this with my eyes closed. - Okay. 1326 00:59:22,731 --> 00:59:24,131 Don't break anything. 1327 00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:26,033 Trust me, I got this. 1328 00:59:43,052 --> 00:59:44,952 - Yeah! - You did it! You got it! 1329 00:59:44,954 --> 00:59:47,021 - Yes! - I'm the best pilot ever! 1330 00:59:47,023 --> 00:59:48,455 Yes! 1331 00:59:57,066 --> 00:59:58,733 - I think we did it. - Yeah. 1332 00:59:58,735 --> 01:00:00,901 Mission accomplished. 1333 01:00:00,903 --> 01:00:03,204 Hey, Dad. 1334 01:00:03,206 --> 01:00:05,205 Did you get home safe? 1335 01:00:05,207 --> 01:00:07,841 Cannot believe I trusted you! 1336 01:00:07,843 --> 01:00:09,010 I explicitly told you, 1337 01:00:09,012 --> 01:00:10,544 - do not touch the drone! - Uh-huh. 1338 01:00:10,546 --> 01:00:13,046 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 1339 01:00:13,048 --> 01:00:14,782 Dad? 1340 01:00:14,784 --> 01:00:17,852 Dad, please... say "I love you" back. 1341 01:00:17,854 --> 01:00:19,490 I need to hear it. 1342 01:00:20,590 --> 01:00:22,593 Hello? 1343 01:00:25,961 --> 01:00:27,727 My dad said that I'm grounded. 1344 01:00:27,729 --> 01:00:30,564 Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee. 1345 01:00:30,566 --> 01:00:32,966 It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties. 1346 01:00:32,968 --> 01:00:35,669 - Lucas, you don't get it. - He's right, Lucas. 1347 01:00:35,671 --> 01:00:37,137 This party could change our lives, 1348 01:00:37,139 --> 01:00:38,673 and you don't even care. 1349 01:00:38,675 --> 01:00:40,173 It's not cool at all. 1350 01:00:40,175 --> 01:00:41,975 Yeah, you would know what's not cool. 1351 01:00:41,977 --> 01:00:43,577 What the fuck does that mean? 1352 01:00:43,579 --> 01:00:45,512 Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup. 1353 01:00:45,514 --> 01:00:48,515 I love beer, so yes, I will. 1354 01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:50,952 And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is 1355 01:00:50,954 --> 01:00:53,187 you don't have pubes, and I have six. 1356 01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:55,890 You say you have pubes, but you also say 1357 01:00:55,892 --> 01:00:57,524 you drink beer, and I know you don't. 1358 01:00:57,526 --> 01:01:00,794 - Stop arguing! - Just admit you skipped the audition 1359 01:01:00,796 --> 01:01:01,995 because you thought it wasn't cool 1360 01:01:01,997 --> 01:01:03,631 even though your voice is a fucking gift. 1361 01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:06,767 And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up. 1362 01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:09,035 - Like on the freeway. - Oh, sorry. 1363 01:01:09,037 --> 01:01:10,271 I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic 1364 01:01:10,273 --> 01:01:13,106 so you can kiss some skank. 1365 01:01:13,108 --> 01:01:14,975 - Oh, shit. - She's not a skank. 1366 01:01:14,977 --> 01:01:16,943 She's the love of my life. You take that back! 1367 01:01:16,945 --> 01:01:18,678 Hey, no karate. 1368 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,648 Stop fighting! 1369 01:01:20,650 --> 01:01:23,050 You should never call a woman a skank. 1370 01:01:23,052 --> 01:01:25,952 You should never call a woman anything. 1371 01:01:25,954 --> 01:01:28,055 And you... 1372 01:01:28,057 --> 01:01:31,024 You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, 1373 01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:33,794 and lock a cop in a convenience store 1374 01:01:33,796 --> 01:01:36,296 with what I now suspect is a dildo! 1375 01:01:37,901 --> 01:01:40,667 What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?! 1376 01:01:40,669 --> 01:01:43,537 You guys don't understand shit. 1377 01:01:43,539 --> 01:01:45,273 I have hormones flowing through my body, 1378 01:01:45,275 --> 01:01:46,941 making me do crazy things. 1379 01:01:46,943 --> 01:01:49,544 Do you even know what it feels like 1380 01:01:49,546 --> 01:01:52,146 to want to rub up against a tree all the time? 1381 01:01:52,148 --> 01:01:53,280 You think you're better than us. 1382 01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:55,615 Not better, just more mature. 1383 01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:57,684 I'm into romance and grown-up shit, 1384 01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,921 and you guys are still into little kid stuff. 1385 01:01:59,923 --> 01:02:01,789 I don't even know why we're still friends. 1386 01:02:29,017 --> 01:02:32,753 Everything you like is now canceled. 1387 01:02:32,755 --> 01:02:35,990 Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled. 1388 01:02:35,992 --> 01:02:38,191 Summers, canceled. 1389 01:02:38,193 --> 01:02:39,827 Winter is coming. 1390 01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:41,662 - I'm sorry, Daddy. - No, no, no. 1391 01:02:41,664 --> 01:02:43,965 You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy. 1392 01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:47,233 Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden. 1393 01:02:47,235 --> 01:02:50,972 Underneath that cherubic face, Devil lives inside you. 1394 01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:56,276 I will always love you because you are my son, 1395 01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,314 but I no longer like you. 1396 01:03:05,188 --> 01:03:09,293 Thorny. I just got off the phone with Max's mom. 1397 01:03:10,892 --> 01:03:12,126 Did you know he skipped school 1398 01:03:12,128 --> 01:03:13,628 and biked to the mall by himself? 1399 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,129 - He said that? - He did. 1400 01:03:15,131 --> 01:03:16,830 Promise me you'll never do something 1401 01:03:16,832 --> 01:03:19,066 as stupid as that, okay? 1402 01:03:19,068 --> 01:03:20,704 I-I promise. 1403 01:03:24,307 --> 01:03:26,039 And then we ran across the highway, 1404 01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:27,774 my arm got ripped out, 1405 01:03:27,776 --> 01:03:30,176 and a fake woman shot out of a car. 1406 01:03:30,178 --> 01:03:32,213 But we still got the drugs. 1407 01:03:32,215 --> 01:03:33,881 But then we traded the drone for it, 1408 01:03:33,883 --> 01:03:35,349 and-and Max destroyed his house with it. 1409 01:03:35,351 --> 01:03:38,218 But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixlee, 1410 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:40,854 and now he can't because he's grounded for life. 1411 01:03:40,856 --> 01:03:42,222 And we got into a huge fight, 1412 01:03:42,224 --> 01:03:43,758 and the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and... 1413 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,392 - Am I in trouble? - Okay, son. 1414 01:03:45,394 --> 01:03:48,294 Now, look, I love a good story with a bunch of gibberish 1415 01:03:48,296 --> 01:03:49,997 just as much as anybody, okay? 1416 01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:51,966 And I know you're going through a stressful time. 1417 01:03:51,968 --> 01:03:54,267 But it doesn't give you a reason to tell us fibs. 1418 01:03:54,269 --> 01:03:55,870 I'm not fibbing. 1419 01:03:55,872 --> 01:03:58,104 I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me. 1420 01:03:58,106 --> 01:04:00,207 - I'm not fibbing. - Okay. I think I understand 1421 01:04:00,209 --> 01:04:01,709 what's happening here. 1422 01:04:01,711 --> 01:04:03,711 You think you're losing us, 1423 01:04:03,713 --> 01:04:06,213 and now you're worried you're gonna lose your friends, too. 1424 01:04:06,215 --> 01:04:07,981 Look at me, man. 1425 01:04:07,983 --> 01:04:09,816 We'll always be there, right? I mean, and look, 1426 01:04:09,818 --> 01:04:10,617 don't get me wrong. 1427 01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:12,119 You know, me and your mom are not 1428 01:04:12,121 --> 01:04:13,720 the same people we were when we first met. 1429 01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:14,921 Mm-hmm. 1430 01:04:14,923 --> 01:04:16,256 Tend to grow apart sometimes. 1431 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:17,925 But-but it's okay. 1432 01:04:17,927 --> 01:04:19,225 You remember your hermit crab? 1433 01:04:19,227 --> 01:04:21,829 - Herman? Yeah. - That's right. Herman. 1434 01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:24,465 - And you remember why he died? - Oh, son of a... 1435 01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:26,399 You told me he ran away! 1436 01:04:26,401 --> 01:04:29,070 Technically, yes, he ran away, but then he died. 1437 01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,370 Oh, my gosh. How? 1438 01:04:30,372 --> 01:04:33,039 Herman died because hermit crabs 1439 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:35,776 grow out of their shells, and they need to find 1440 01:04:35,778 --> 01:04:37,745 new, bigger seashells on the beach 1441 01:04:37,747 --> 01:04:40,314 to grow into, or they die, and we didn't know that. 1442 01:04:40,316 --> 01:04:43,483 So, Herman died because of you guys? 1443 01:04:43,485 --> 01:04:45,119 The point is... 1444 01:04:45,121 --> 01:04:47,220 you and your friends are growing and changing, 1445 01:04:47,222 --> 01:04:49,189 and y'all need to find bigger shells. 1446 01:04:49,191 --> 01:04:51,225 And there's nothing wrong with that. 1447 01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:53,359 Okay, look, you need to blame 1448 01:04:53,361 --> 01:04:55,829 those pet store owners, okay, because they did not give us 1449 01:04:55,831 --> 01:04:58,134 the information about hermit crabs... 1450 01:05:12,081 --> 01:05:14,749 It's Lucas. 1451 01:05:14,751 --> 01:05:16,483 You scared the shit out of me. 1452 01:05:16,485 --> 01:05:19,887 I didn't want your parents to see my face. 1453 01:05:19,889 --> 01:05:21,888 Why are you even here? 1454 01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:23,890 I've grown a lot in the last two hours. 1455 01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,526 My parents' divorce has really changed me. 1456 01:05:25,528 --> 01:05:27,294 If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, 1457 01:05:27,296 --> 01:05:29,095 they'll grow apart. 1458 01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:30,830 I don't want that. 1459 01:05:30,832 --> 01:05:33,399 I don't want to get a divorce from you. 1460 01:05:33,401 --> 01:05:35,535 Then you need to go to Soren's party. 1461 01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:38,338 - You need to sneak out. - I can't. I'm grounded. 1462 01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:40,975 Besides, Brixlee's necklace is still in the kiln. 1463 01:05:40,977 --> 01:05:43,343 Let me worry about the necklace. 1464 01:05:43,345 --> 01:05:45,347 And what are your parents gonna do, double-ground you? 1465 01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:49,251 Is Brixlee your forever or not? 1466 01:05:50,986 --> 01:05:53,086 Then you need to come with me now. 1467 01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:56,256 Fine, I'll go, but I'm not apologizing to Thor. 1468 01:05:56,258 --> 01:05:59,225 - He's not coming. - Good. 1469 01:05:59,227 --> 01:06:01,227 Fuck that bitch. 1470 01:06:01,229 --> 01:06:03,530 I'll go get my jacket. 1471 01:06:03,532 --> 01:06:05,999 - Hey, Max. - Yeah? 1472 01:06:06,001 --> 01:06:07,837 Bring that dick. 1473 01:06:14,010 --> 01:06:16,910 You said Thor wasn't coming. 1474 01:06:16,912 --> 01:06:18,245 What the hell is he doing here? 1475 01:06:18,247 --> 01:06:19,280 I Parent-Trapped your asses. 1476 01:06:19,282 --> 01:06:20,548 See, now we're all in 1477 01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:22,419 a bigger hermit crab shell together. 1478 01:06:24,052 --> 01:06:25,852 It made sense when my parents said it. 1479 01:06:25,854 --> 01:06:27,854 So, you took the blame for us, huh? 1480 01:06:27,856 --> 01:06:29,356 Yeah. I thought about 1481 01:06:29,358 --> 01:06:31,392 what you would do, and did the opposite. 1482 01:06:31,394 --> 01:06:34,894 This party, it's gonna be an epic rager. 1483 01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:36,396 Okay, Sippy Cup. 1484 01:06:36,398 --> 01:06:39,001 Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad. 1485 01:06:49,211 --> 01:06:52,379 Aw, don't you boys look cute. 1486 01:06:52,381 --> 01:06:54,381 Everybody's in the basement. 1487 01:06:54,383 --> 01:06:56,850 I don't even want to know what's going on down there. 1488 01:06:56,852 --> 01:06:58,519 Come on in, fellas. 1489 01:06:58,521 --> 01:07:00,387 Hi. 1490 01:07:00,389 --> 01:07:01,988 Hi there. Oh. 1491 01:07:03,459 --> 01:07:07,260 ♪ I never walk about after dark ♪ 1492 01:07:07,262 --> 01:07:10,064 ♪ It's my point of view ♪ 1493 01:07:10,066 --> 01:07:12,131 ♪ 'Cause someone could break your neck ♪ 1494 01:07:12,133 --> 01:07:14,267 ♪ Coming up behind you, always coming ♪ 1495 01:07:14,269 --> 01:07:16,236 ♪ And you'd never have a clue ♪ 1496 01:07:16,238 --> 01:07:19,907 ♪ I never looked behind all the time ♪ 1497 01:07:19,909 --> 01:07:22,408 ♪ I will wait forever... ♪ 1498 01:07:22,410 --> 01:07:24,611 Oh, my God, you made it. 1499 01:07:24,613 --> 01:07:28,582 Max, I want you to meet Brixlee. 1500 01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:31,184 Hi. I'm Max. 1501 01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:33,320 Hi. 1502 01:07:33,322 --> 01:07:35,455 It's nice to finally meet you. 1503 01:07:35,457 --> 01:07:36,923 You, too. 1504 01:07:36,925 --> 01:07:38,626 Cool jacket. 1505 01:07:38,628 --> 01:07:40,327 Thank you. 1506 01:07:40,329 --> 01:07:43,430 I got it all by myself, with my mom. 1507 01:07:43,432 --> 01:07:46,200 I go shopping with my mom, too. 1508 01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:48,371 This is going so well. 1509 01:07:50,206 --> 01:07:52,075 Did you bring the necklace? 1510 01:07:53,976 --> 01:07:56,075 Brixlee, this is for you. 1511 01:07:56,077 --> 01:07:58,945 Oh, thanks. It's pretty. 1512 01:07:58,947 --> 01:08:00,113 They're an-al. 1513 01:08:00,115 --> 01:08:01,414 Ooh, fancy. 1514 01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:06,986 I'm gonna wear this later. 1515 01:08:06,988 --> 01:08:08,454 Thanks, Max. 1516 01:08:08,456 --> 01:08:11,057 What's up, Sippy Cup? 1517 01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:12,959 Not much. 1518 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:14,561 Just, uh, got into a fight 1519 01:08:14,563 --> 01:08:18,132 with a bunch of men and, uh, stole a beer. 1520 01:08:18,134 --> 01:08:21,168 There's no way Sippy Cup is gonna drink it. 1521 01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:23,503 Not only am I gonna drink it, 1522 01:08:23,505 --> 01:08:26,205 I'm gonna break the record. 1523 01:08:26,207 --> 01:08:29,476 I'm gonna take four sips. 1524 01:08:29,478 --> 01:08:31,110 Four is impossible. 1525 01:08:31,112 --> 01:08:33,379 - Soren can't even do four. - Shut up. 1526 01:08:33,381 --> 01:08:35,919 Drink. 1527 01:08:52,735 --> 01:08:54,267 That's one. 1528 01:08:54,269 --> 01:08:56,473 Big deal. 1529 01:08:59,207 --> 01:09:00,610 That's two. 1530 01:09:01,744 --> 01:09:04,014 Mm-kay. 1531 01:09:08,718 --> 01:09:10,284 That's three! 1532 01:09:10,286 --> 01:09:12,086 This is insane. 1533 01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:14,488 He's gonna barf. 1534 01:09:14,490 --> 01:09:16,289 Somebody get him a sippy cup. 1535 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:19,193 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 1536 01:09:19,195 --> 01:09:22,695 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 1537 01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,632 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 1538 01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:27,767 Sippy Cup! Sippy... 1539 01:09:27,769 --> 01:09:29,770 That's fucking four! 1540 01:09:29,772 --> 01:09:31,739 Oh, fuck! 1541 01:09:31,741 --> 01:09:33,474 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 1542 01:09:33,476 --> 01:09:35,441 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 1543 01:09:35,443 --> 01:09:37,711 I'm a fucking alcoholic! 1544 01:09:40,415 --> 01:09:41,648 No way! 1545 01:09:41,650 --> 01:09:43,617 Four sips. Badass. 1546 01:09:43,619 --> 01:09:44,752 Mad respect to Thor. 1547 01:09:44,754 --> 01:09:46,587 Eyes up here. 1548 01:09:46,589 --> 01:09:49,489 If you don't consent to kissing, that's cool. 1549 01:09:49,491 --> 01:09:51,557 You can go play VR upstairs. 1550 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:53,159 But if you're staying down here, 1551 01:09:53,161 --> 01:09:54,595 you better strap in, 1552 01:09:54,597 --> 01:09:56,430 because shit's about to get real. 1553 01:09:56,432 --> 01:09:58,065 - Hell yeah. - Okay. 1554 01:09:58,067 --> 01:09:59,466 Let's spin a bottle. 1555 01:09:59,468 --> 01:10:02,703 Well, then it's a good thing I got a bottle right here! 1556 01:10:05,674 --> 01:10:10,177 ♪ Do you remember when we used to dance ♪ 1557 01:10:10,179 --> 01:10:14,414 ♪ And incidents arose from circumstance? ♪ 1558 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:19,485 ♪ One thing led to another, we were young ♪ 1559 01:10:19,487 --> 01:10:24,624 ♪ And we would scream together songs unsung ♪ 1560 01:10:24,626 --> 01:10:28,731 ♪ It was the heat of the moment... ♪ 1561 01:10:30,299 --> 01:10:31,832 I'm out. 1562 01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:33,699 - Wait, where are you going? - That was nasty. 1563 01:10:33,701 --> 01:10:36,369 I'm going upstairs to play VR. 1564 01:10:36,371 --> 01:10:38,638 If you leave, you can never come back. 1565 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,478 Oh, no. 1566 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,418 Brixlee... 1567 01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:52,418 your turn. 1568 01:11:01,696 --> 01:11:03,465 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1569 01:11:28,890 --> 01:11:32,327 Oh, my God. This is the most dramatic thing I've ever seen. 1570 01:11:34,897 --> 01:11:36,800 He's not gonna do it. 1571 01:11:38,601 --> 01:11:39,669 He's gonna do it. 1572 01:11:41,336 --> 01:11:43,669 I can't do it. 1573 01:11:45,273 --> 01:11:47,708 People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup. 1574 01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:49,575 Wait, wait. 1575 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,843 Kissy Cup. 1576 01:11:50,845 --> 01:11:52,279 Kissy Cup! 1577 01:11:52,281 --> 01:11:54,448 Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup! 1578 01:11:54,450 --> 01:11:55,916 Kissy Cup! Kissy... 1579 01:11:55,918 --> 01:11:58,217 Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor. 1580 01:11:58,219 --> 01:12:00,520 And everyone knows your mom plagiarized her cookbook. 1581 01:12:00,522 --> 01:12:02,491 Thor, wait up. 1582 01:12:07,897 --> 01:12:10,596 I'm sorry I called you a try-hard. 1583 01:12:10,598 --> 01:12:12,932 Nah, you were right. 1584 01:12:12,934 --> 01:12:14,668 This whole time, I've been trying 1585 01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:16,306 to be someone who I wasn't. 1586 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,573 I got an earring. 1587 01:12:19,575 --> 01:12:21,708 I drank a beer. 1588 01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:23,776 I quit singing. 1589 01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:25,546 Yeah. 1590 01:12:25,548 --> 01:12:27,914 I guess I went a little crazy today, too. 1591 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,553 Let's get out of here. 1592 01:12:33,555 --> 01:12:36,657 No. You don't want to do that. 1593 01:12:36,659 --> 01:12:39,525 You're gonna stay down here and kiss Brixlee. 1594 01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:43,198 The Bean Bag Boys do everything together. 1595 01:12:44,265 --> 01:12:45,766 Not everything. 1596 01:12:45,768 --> 01:12:47,637 Not anymore. 1597 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,907 Maybe those old girls were right. 1598 01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:56,443 Maybe we're on different paths. 1599 01:12:56,445 --> 01:12:59,312 Yeah. 1600 01:12:59,314 --> 01:13:00,782 Then what are you gonna do? 1601 01:13:02,483 --> 01:13:05,351 I don't know. I just know it's not this. 1602 01:13:05,353 --> 01:13:07,320 No way. 1603 01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:08,454 This is insane. 1604 01:13:08,456 --> 01:13:10,257 Forget spin the bottle. 1605 01:13:10,259 --> 01:13:13,596 Now, go over there and kiss your future wife. 1606 01:13:15,397 --> 01:13:18,231 Bye. 1607 01:13:18,233 --> 01:13:20,236 Bye. 1608 01:13:46,762 --> 01:13:49,933 Brixlee, can I kiss you? 1609 01:13:51,433 --> 01:13:52,769 Okay. 1610 01:14:21,729 --> 01:14:24,030 Cool. 1611 01:14:24,032 --> 01:14:25,899 Where am I? 1612 01:14:25,901 --> 01:14:27,668 Oh, here I am. 1613 01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:30,069 Lucas, I'm leaving. 1614 01:14:30,071 --> 01:14:31,937 You sure you don't want to try this? 1615 01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:33,610 Nah, I'm good. 1616 01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,047 Want to go to my house and play Ascension? 1617 01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:42,952 I don't want to play Ascension anymore. 1618 01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:46,052 Then who am I gonna play with? 1619 01:14:46,054 --> 01:14:47,721 You'll find someone. 1620 01:14:49,825 --> 01:14:50,990 My face feels so tingly. 1621 01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:52,859 No way. 1622 01:14:52,861 --> 01:14:55,061 Oh, my God. This is amazing! 1623 01:14:55,063 --> 01:14:57,631 I can't believe you guys are here. 1624 01:14:57,633 --> 01:14:59,632 Oh, this is so amazing. 1625 01:14:59,634 --> 01:15:03,002 - Hi. - Oh, hi. - Sit down. 1626 01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:04,604 Please no, please no. Don't kill us. 1627 01:15:04,606 --> 01:15:05,838 Look what happened. 1628 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,908 How do you know Soren? 1629 01:15:07,910 --> 01:15:10,510 Is he your boyfriend? 1630 01:15:10,512 --> 01:15:13,713 He's my brother. I love that piece of shit. 1631 01:15:19,655 --> 01:15:21,754 You guys, where's everybody else? 1632 01:15:21,756 --> 01:15:24,056 Where's your friend with the sad eyes? 1633 01:15:24,058 --> 01:15:26,525 - Sad boy Max. - In the basement kissing. 1634 01:15:26,527 --> 01:15:28,395 It's an orgy down there. 1635 01:15:28,397 --> 01:15:29,796 And you guys aren't into that? 1636 01:15:29,798 --> 01:15:31,765 - Mm-mm. - Aw, it's okay. 1637 01:15:31,767 --> 01:15:32,998 You're only in sixth grade. 1638 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,435 You guys are gonna figure it out. 1639 01:15:35,437 --> 01:15:37,738 - Yeah, you have your whole life for that. No rush. - Yeah. 1640 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:38,771 - No rush. - No rush. 1641 01:15:38,773 --> 01:15:41,440 I mean, what do you love? 1642 01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:45,878 Ascension, rules, antidrug campaigns... 1643 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,681 grilled cheese. 1644 01:15:47,683 --> 01:15:49,548 - Mmm. - Oh, I could fuck with a grilled cheese right now. 1645 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,784 - Aw... - Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese. 1646 01:15:50,786 --> 01:15:52,953 - Oh, yeah. That sounds so good. - Nice. 1647 01:15:52,955 --> 01:15:55,154 What about you, sleeveless? What are you into? 1648 01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:57,591 I love to sing. 1649 01:15:57,593 --> 01:15:58,958 Yes. 1650 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,694 I actually skipped 1651 01:16:00,696 --> 01:16:02,462 my audition today for the musical. 1652 01:16:02,464 --> 01:16:04,431 - No. - Now I can't be in it. 1653 01:16:04,433 --> 01:16:05,998 - No. - What? You have to 1654 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,700 convince them to let you audition. 1655 01:16:07,702 --> 01:16:09,636 You must. You must. 1656 01:16:09,638 --> 01:16:10,703 - Audition. - Shh. Sing for us. 1657 01:16:10,705 --> 01:16:11,504 - No. - Oh, my God. 1658 01:16:11,506 --> 01:16:12,939 Sing for us. You're a baby bird. 1659 01:16:12,941 --> 01:16:13,907 No, come on. We missed our concert. 1660 01:16:13,909 --> 01:16:16,142 - Sing for us. - So, no grilled cheese? 1661 01:16:16,144 --> 01:16:17,543 - Sing for us. Sing for us. - No. 1662 01:16:17,545 --> 01:16:18,548 Be our concert. 1663 01:16:28,424 --> 01:16:32,758 ♪ I-I gotta take a little time ♪ 1664 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:37,864 ♪ A little time to think things over ♪ 1665 01:16:37,866 --> 01:16:42,101 ♪ I better read between the lines ♪ 1666 01:16:42,103 --> 01:16:47,807 ♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪ 1667 01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:52,044 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1668 01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:56,816 ♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪ 1669 01:16:56,818 --> 01:17:02,989 ♪ Feels like the world upon my shoulders ♪ 1670 01:17:02,991 --> 01:17:07,627 ♪ But through the clouds I see love shine ♪ 1671 01:17:07,629 --> 01:17:12,001 ♪ It keeps me warm as life grows colder ♪ 1672 01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:16,569 ♪ In my life ♪ 1673 01:17:16,571 --> 01:17:19,806 ♪ There's been heartache and pain ♪ 1674 01:17:19,808 --> 01:17:21,842 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1675 01:17:21,844 --> 01:17:24,845 ♪ If I can face it again ♪ 1676 01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:27,681 ♪ I can't stop now ♪ 1677 01:17:27,683 --> 01:17:29,916 ♪ I've traveled so far ♪ 1678 01:17:29,918 --> 01:17:36,756 ♪ To change this lonely life ♪ 1679 01:17:36,758 --> 01:17:39,860 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 1680 01:17:43,197 --> 01:17:46,632 ♪ I want you to show me ♪ 1681 01:17:46,634 --> 01:17:48,068 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1682 01:17:48,070 --> 01:17:53,940 ♪ I want to feel what love is ♪ 1683 01:17:53,942 --> 01:17:57,209 ♪ I know you can show me ♪ 1684 01:17:57,211 --> 01:17:59,714 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1685 01:18:01,717 --> 01:18:04,853 ♪ I gotta take a little time ♪ 1686 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:09,122 ♪ A little time to look around me ♪ 1687 01:18:11,994 --> 01:18:15,595 ♪ And I got nowhere left to hide ♪ 1688 01:18:15,597 --> 01:18:17,530 ♪ It looks like love has ♪ 1689 01:18:17,532 --> 01:18:20,300 ♪ Finally found me ♪ 1690 01:18:20,302 --> 01:18:23,904 ♪ In my life ♪ 1691 01:18:23,906 --> 01:18:27,541 ♪ There's been heartache and pain ♪ 1692 01:18:27,543 --> 01:18:32,712 ♪ I don't know if I can face it again ♪ 1693 01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:35,148 ♪ I can't stop now ♪ 1694 01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:37,918 ♪ I've traveled so far ♪ 1695 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:44,623 ♪ To change this lonely life ♪ 1696 01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:49,562 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 1697 01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:53,800 ♪ I know you can show me ♪ 1698 01:18:53,802 --> 01:18:55,135 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1699 01:19:14,956 --> 01:19:17,324 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1700 01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:23,262 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 1701 01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:28,668 ♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪ 1702 01:19:28,670 --> 01:19:31,203 ♪ Let's talk about love ♪ 1703 01:19:31,205 --> 01:19:34,641 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 1704 01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:37,610 ♪ Love that you feel inside ♪ 1705 01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:39,913 ♪ I know you can show me ♪ 1706 01:19:39,915 --> 01:19:43,016 ♪ Whoa... ♪ 1707 01:19:43,018 --> 01:19:45,618 ♪ I want to know. ♪ 1708 01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:59,332 My masterpiece. 1709 01:20:12,046 --> 01:20:13,879 Thank you. I was really great. 1710 01:20:13,881 --> 01:20:15,347 What's up, Max? 1711 01:20:15,349 --> 01:20:16,850 ♪ If I told you... ♪ 1712 01:20:16,852 --> 01:20:18,851 I'll be right back. 1713 01:20:18,853 --> 01:20:21,654 - Hey. I didn't think you'd make it. - Are you kidding? 1714 01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,390 You know I'd never miss one of your shows. 1715 01:20:23,392 --> 01:20:25,691 It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp. 1716 01:20:25,693 --> 01:20:27,060 Thank you. 1717 01:20:27,062 --> 01:20:29,361 Oh, sorry. Thor, this is Scout. 1718 01:20:29,363 --> 01:20:31,664 - You were really good. - Thanks, sweetie. 1719 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,302 I was much better in the matinee. 1720 01:20:34,702 --> 01:20:36,772 I'm gonna go find Cassidy. 1721 01:20:38,205 --> 01:20:40,039 I thought you were still grounded. 1722 01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:42,909 It ended yesterday. A month in the hole. 1723 01:20:42,911 --> 01:20:45,278 Thanks again for taking the fall. 1724 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,180 You would've done the same. 1725 01:20:47,182 --> 01:20:49,248 Well, well, well. 1726 01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:50,850 Look who's here. Me. 1727 01:20:50,852 --> 01:20:53,352 Hey! 1728 01:20:53,354 --> 01:20:55,691 Feels like we haven't talked in weeks. 1729 01:20:57,259 --> 01:20:58,925 Yeah. 1730 01:20:58,927 --> 01:21:00,092 Max. 1731 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:02,328 My mom said she'll drop us at frozen yogurt 1732 01:21:02,330 --> 01:21:04,064 if your mom will pick us up. 1733 01:21:04,066 --> 01:21:05,765 Great. Be there in a second, babe. 1734 01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:07,100 Okay, babe. 1735 01:21:07,102 --> 01:21:09,302 So, how's it going with Scout? 1736 01:21:09,304 --> 01:21:10,436 Good. 1737 01:21:10,438 --> 01:21:12,337 But hard. But good. 1738 01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:14,740 A relationship is a lot of work. 1739 01:21:14,742 --> 01:21:16,379 Don't let anyone tell you differently. 1740 01:21:18,013 --> 01:21:19,479 Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want 1741 01:21:19,481 --> 01:21:21,715 to play Ascension with me and the guys later? 1742 01:21:21,717 --> 01:21:24,687 - I'll be there in a minute. - Classic Lucas. 1743 01:21:25,987 --> 01:21:28,354 Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool. 1744 01:21:28,356 --> 01:21:30,457 They're cool. 1745 01:21:30,459 --> 01:21:32,995 But they're not the Bean Bag Boys. 1746 01:21:35,429 --> 01:21:37,165 Max. 1747 01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,870 All right. 1748 01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:45,971 I guess, I guess I should go. 1749 01:21:45,973 --> 01:21:47,873 Yeah, all right. 1750 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,876 Well... 1751 01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:51,511 Yeah. 1752 01:22:06,827 --> 01:22:09,098 I missed you guys. 1753 01:22:18,005 --> 01:22:19,404 Let's make a promise. 1754 01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:21,775 Even if we don't hang out all the time, 1755 01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:23,943 we'll still always be there for the big stuff. 1756 01:22:23,945 --> 01:22:26,182 Bean Bag Boys for life. 1757 01:22:27,249 --> 01:22:29,149 Bean Bag Boys for life. 1758 01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:31,253 Bean Bag Boys for life. 1759 01:22:41,495 --> 01:22:42,864 Wait. 1760 01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:46,900 There's something I have to show you. 1761 01:22:46,902 --> 01:22:48,838 Come up to my parents' bedroom in three minutes. 1762 01:22:53,073 --> 01:22:55,809 Yo, guys, check this out. 1763 01:22:55,811 --> 01:22:57,342 An indoor swing? 1764 01:22:57,344 --> 01:22:58,877 You always have the best toys. 1765 01:22:58,879 --> 01:22:59,878 Yeah! 1766 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,983 Flip that switch. 1767 01:23:03,050 --> 01:23:04,851 How cool is it? 1768 01:23:04,853 --> 01:23:06,586 Your parents love to play. 1769 01:23:06,588 --> 01:23:09,955 - What do they do with it? - They swing on it. 1770 01:23:09,957 --> 01:23:11,557 - Can we go on it? - Fuck yeah. 1771 01:23:11,559 --> 01:23:14,961 ♪ My darling, I ♪ 1772 01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:18,166 ♪ Can't get enough of your love, babe ♪ 1773 01:23:19,534 --> 01:23:21,200 ♪ Girl, I don't know ♪ 1774 01:23:21,202 --> 01:23:23,468 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 1775 01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:26,271 ♪ I can't get enough of your love, babe ♪ 1776 01:23:26,273 --> 01:23:28,007 Thor? 1777 01:23:28,009 --> 01:23:30,510 What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room? 1778 01:23:30,512 --> 01:23:33,046 Get the hell out of here, Annabelle! 1779 01:23:33,048 --> 01:23:36,418 That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it. 1780 01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:39,418 Oh... 1781 01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:42,321 ♪ If you're down, boy, really down ♪ 1782 01:23:42,323 --> 01:23:44,891 ♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 1783 01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,391 ♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪ 1784 01:23:46,393 --> 01:23:50,230 ♪ Never or now, yeah ♪ 1785 01:23:50,232 --> 01:23:52,265 ♪ Let me see you go to town, baby ♪ 1786 01:23:52,267 --> 01:23:54,066 ♪ Go to town, yeah ♪ 1787 01:23:54,068 --> 01:23:56,535 ♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 1788 01:23:56,537 --> 01:23:59,338 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 1789 01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:03,443 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1790 01:24:03,445 --> 01:24:07,079 ♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪ 1791 01:24:07,081 --> 01:24:09,449 ♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪ 1792 01:24:09,451 --> 01:24:12,517 ♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪ 1793 01:24:12,519 --> 01:24:14,887 ♪ Let me see you go to town ♪ 1794 01:24:14,889 --> 01:24:18,524 ♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪ 1795 01:24:18,526 --> 01:24:20,560 ♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪ 1796 01:24:20,562 --> 01:24:23,262 - ♪ Go down, go down, go down ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1797 01:24:23,264 --> 01:24:26,498 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1798 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,668 ♪ Go to town with it, and she shave it all off ♪ 1799 01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:29,935 ♪ Charlie Brown with it ♪ 1800 01:24:29,937 --> 01:24:31,303 ♪ Lookin' all around ♪ 1801 01:24:31,305 --> 01:24:33,172 ♪ All the other girls sound fishy ♪ 1802 01:24:33,174 --> 01:24:36,409 ♪ He ain't ever caught a whiff, that's why he down with it ♪ 1803 01:24:36,411 --> 01:24:37,610 ♪ Yeah, bitch, I'm telling you ♪ 1804 01:24:37,612 --> 01:24:39,645 - ♪ What? Oh ♪ - ♪ This incredible ♪ 1805 01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:41,013 - ♪ This shit edible ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 1806 01:24:41,015 --> 01:24:42,347 ♪ It's like caramel, kiss my genital ♪ 1807 01:24:42,349 --> 01:24:43,583 - ♪ Mine taste medical ♪ - ♪ Mayday ♪ 1808 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:44,885 - ♪ Hers like chemicals ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1809 01:24:44,887 --> 01:24:47,287 ♪ If he gay, though, when he taste that shit, turn hetero ♪ 1810 01:24:47,289 --> 01:24:48,254 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 1811 01:24:48,256 --> 01:24:50,989 ♪ Can you see that she need kneepads? ♪ 1812 01:24:50,991 --> 01:24:53,325 ♪ I'm a bad bitch, fuck a pee-pad ♪ 1813 01:24:53,327 --> 01:24:56,128 ♪ Full of shit, if he don't eat it, he a D-bag ♪ 1814 01:24:56,130 --> 01:24:58,564 ♪ He could use a submarine, I'll call him seaman ♪ 1815 01:24:58,566 --> 01:25:01,467 ♪ Yeah, if you're down, boy, really down ♪ 1816 01:25:01,469 --> 01:25:03,936 ♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 1817 01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:05,404 ♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪ 1818 01:25:05,406 --> 01:25:09,208 ♪ Never or now, yeah ♪ 1819 01:25:09,210 --> 01:25:11,276 ♪ Let me see you go to town, baby ♪ 1820 01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,111 ♪ Go to town, yeah ♪ 1821 01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:15,515 ♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 1822 01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:18,484 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 1823 01:25:18,486 --> 01:25:21,154 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 1824 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:28,160 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.elsubtitle.com 1825 01:26:04,299 --> 01:26:05,935 ♪ What? ♪ 1826 01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:09,202 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1827 01:26:09,204 --> 01:26:10,572 ♪ What? ♪ 1828 01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:14,673 ♪ What? ♪ 1829 01:26:14,675 --> 01:26:16,342 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1830 01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:18,511 - ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1831 01:26:18,513 --> 01:26:20,779 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 1832 01:26:20,781 --> 01:26:22,782 - ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ Hey. ♪ 130170

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