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Sandrine, wake up, it's 7:10.

- Dad! - Sandrine?

- The mother is not! - What?

The mother is gone!

- What are you talking about? - The mother left.

Jeanne!

- Did you see mom? - What?

Have you seen mom?

No. I don't know ... See in the bathroom.

I didn't know about you. We are looking for you everywhere.

Baguette.

- Rehearsals? - I'm reviewing.

Do we always have dinner at your parents today?

- I have dinner tomorrow ... - With Michel, you already said.

- He is better? - You know, ups and downs.

- We need a babysitter soon. - I handle that.

- Can we be alone, mom? - No way.

Yes Yes Yes!

- Yes please! - No way!

Come on, boys! We have to go!

Kisses to the mother.

Come on...

- Jeanne, be careful to cross. - She already goes through very well.

It is a dangerous intersection.

- At least, bye! - I'm late already.

- Careful to cross! - Yes Yes.

PHOTOGRAPHY

Yes?

Yes?

For tonight, prefer lamb or roast beef?

Give me two minutes, to say goodbye to your father.

I'm going to buy a baguette.

Not too cooked!

How witty!

Tonight, we're busy, but for tomorrow it is arranged.

Tonight will be complicated, mom.

Best, I want to go to bed early tonight.

I'm tired!

Yes?

ASSEMBLY So glad I called!

I'll hang up.

ORIGINAL MUSIC I need both hands. I love you.

Me too, kisses everywhere.

Jean?

ARGUMENT Red or white in our fake dinner?

Silly!

PRODUCTION

Good morning Good Morning!

ACHIEVEMENT

Hello!

What is it now?

The classic blow.

The straight man who doesn't assume your homosexuality.

You don't wanna try to find an admittedly homosexual?

And you don't want to fall in love for one who is not married?

My heart does not rule by this logic.

Let's look at one part today special work of Charles Baudelaire,

once we study your prose poems.

It's a new style for him.

He was admittedly inspired by Aloysius Bertrand,

the author, as you know, from "Garpard de la Nuit".

If you haven't read the book yet,

I strongly advise you to do so.

Today we will give a text that particularly touches me.

I hope it moves you too.

It's called "What is the real one?"

Sorry teacher...

When Baudelaire says:

Just thinking about kissing you between your thighs makes me horny,

does he refer to the real one?

There is another poem of his equally interesting.

I find it admirable, it shook me, It's so full of feelings ...!

And there is a sublime phrase ...

Wait...

Let me search.

Sad December 31st. I get bored, I wanted to be with you.

This one...

It's very touching. Much!

Because we realize it was written about 9 months ago,

probably while opening oysters, Celebrating the holiday season in family.

And it's essentially the form how you structured the poem!

There is a magnificent climb of the dramatic tension

that explodes in apotheosis in the last paragraph dating from ...

what date of ...

Yesterday.

Last night at 8:29 pm

Believe me, nothing seems more artificial to me than not seeing you,

don't sleep with you,

not live with you.

What do you think about this?

Speak clearly!

I've learned a lot lately, but not yet reading the lips.

Sandrine! What are you doing here?

You knew everything.

- Your idol's actions. - My idol?

If you have something to say, you're welcome!

Hi Bemard.

Forgets.

Forget it.

Forget it...

Mr. Horny!

That was not sustainable, it had been dragging on for a long time.

Notice...

270 days with two or three fake dinners with me a week,

gives about 96 fake dinners.

We don't have tomorrow's, I assume.

And it amazes you that she have you ever suspected '?

Don't you feel relieved?

When Géraldine left me, overtaken the shock ...

I was relieved. - Sandrine didn't leave me.

Sorry, I just wanted to be realistic.

I can't imagine the atmosphere tonight!

If you want to go home ...

- Aren't you going out? "No, Grandma is tired," she said.

- Grandma, tired? - Play to sleep.

Are you angry?

I'm not angry, I'm tired.

Good evening.

Already fell asleep.

I told him a story.

Where are we going to talk?

You thought you could go on living like this how long?

How much time?

- It's been almost a year now! - Lower, you still wake up the kids.

I can't talk to you, you must be working ...

See you tomorrow if you prefer, " OK.

What time?

I'm on fire, kisses.

Kisses, you are so beautiful. It takes champagne flutes.

OK. I kiss you and hug you, imagining you naked.

I think I forgot the underpants. PS:...

And thou? The longer would you make us live like this?

I met a woman. That you want me. Unlike you.

After two kids and 15 years together, It's maybe a little normal, isn't it?

I no longer know what is normal.

I felt it, felt it ...

Well I felt that there was something important that you didn't want to share with us.

If you no longer want to be with us, go away.

Cucu, my Jeannot!

So what happens?

You had a weird voice. Come on, I'll make you some coffee.

No, no, not that.

- Which is? - I am sick.

- I have something in my heart. - Me too!

No, wait, wait! No, really.

I'm serious.

Probably, I don't last long anymore.

They are not very optimistic.

- They who? - The doctors, the science ...

- What are you talking about? - I have something in my heart.

AND...?

AND...

We better stop seeing each other.

You came to leave me or are you going to have a transplant?

Sandrine found our messages all.

And what do doctors think?

The doctor, what did the doctor say?

We cannot go on like this. I have children, Virginie!

Men do everything not to disturb marital peace.

I can understand everything ...

Even if he stays with the woman.

But not that you can live without me.

I will not see her again.

Don't be reading this.

I thought ...

that we could get out of here both ...

a few days ...

We could leave the kids with your mother.

Good...

We talk later.

You're right.

Let's get out of here both. It will be great!

Only you and me!

Feel like it?

Feel like it?

So don't say nonsense!

It is ridiculous to divorce! No one divorces little gate.

I have horns to the sky, but I can handle it well.

Whatever,

two couples in three are confronted once in a lifetime with adultery.

You already dispatched it!

And yet, I think the 3rd couple not quite telling the truth.

Can you pass me the secateurs?

Thanks.

Move it on your phone ...

What a hell of a idea!

Now you are suffering!

Ι much easier to close your eyes than peeking through little holes!

- I don't know how you can handle it. - How can I stand ?!

Fulfilling the same marital duty every night? No, thanks.

Your father always had Great needs.

I got tired in a flash.

But it's by my side that he sleeps all at nights and never slept away from home.

Tolerance. It's the secret.

Look, speaking of the devil ...

Now that you've retired, avia here in the neighborhood.

I think you got in with a pharmacist. He who never bore medicines!

What is up? They have a face ...! Has anyone died?

Is nothing! Jean has a lover for a year and Sandrine just found out.

She leaned him against the wall and he left the girl. And that, isn't it?

They scared me! I thought it was something serious.

Good morning daughter.

You are fine? And the little ones? We would like to see them!

Excuse, I'm going to take a quick shower.

See'? He even comes to take a shower at home.

Smell the soap of others? No, thanks.

Once again...

I am always thinking of her. Only that...

We met, we liked each other ...

And ready.

- In a few weeks, you forgot her. - I don't think so.

Anyway, I'll like it to have lunch with you again.

Not for nothing, but ...

these breakouts at lunch time to see your lover ...

- Virginie was never my lover! - Call him whatever you want.

Not to mention the fake ones with me, because i'm depressed.

Do you mind not being so blunt?

It's not my fault of your stories.

- Here they have it. - Thanks.

Enjoy your food.

She didn't ask me for anything.

It was wonderful when I saw her.

Wonderful when I didn't see her.

I'm talking to you, but I only think of her.

So have lunch alone!

You left me hanging a year to go eat your lambisgoia.

Anyway, eat ...

Can't you see that you make people suffer ?!

I'm sick of saying, don't take strangers home.

Still something happens to you.

I need to have a relationship. Every night.

How do you want it to do?

I don't know, you could ...

Good Morning.

Can I help you?

No thanks, I just see.

How do you do? Looking for real people.

Forget Intemet. It's full of crazy people.

I got beaten up, ready!

Looking for a special title?

I'm Jean's wife.

I don't know, who is the author '?

I'm hungry, I'm going to get a crepe.

- Do you want a crepe? - I do not.

So it's here.

Excuse me?

It said this is where it happened.

Your meeting.

After all no big deal ...

I didn't imagine her like that. It is best in meat and bone.

I didn't imagine her like that either.

Sorry, but I have to work. Don't you?

Not today. I have little to do.

- I teach violin lessons. - I know, even had a moment of glory.

It was no big deal. A few concerts. It's been a long time.

This is charming. Really like.

I read a lot when I was young.

In recent years, I read less. With the kids ...

And I don't have much head and ...

Sorry, but what do you want?

- Take it easy. - But calm down, what?

Did you think I was going to blush? Who was disturbed to see her?

I'm not ashamed it's not my fault!

You got me wrong. I do not want Arming confusion. On the contrary.

I know your relationship is serious. He is always thinking of you.

He dines with me, but it's up to you to eat.

He sleeps with me, but you dream about yourself.

Do you think it's too late for you to be reconciled?

Sorry ... I didn't understand well. Did you speak to me in French?

I no longer have libido. We do not We make love and I don't care.

In contrast, we have two children. And I care about that.

So I came to propose to you ...

to stay with my husband week yes, week no.

So you will have with you what you no longer have with me and we were all happy.

Sure.

I will think about it. Skirt.

And how do you feel? Collapsed when he left her?

Skirt. Enough!

I touched a sensitive spot! I well calculated.

And can continue to live, knowing it so contained? He is in love with you.

You are in love!

It's 3719.

I do not believe!

Do not get me wrong.

Yes, yes, I knew some things about you.

A year of messaging is anything.

Not to mention the pictures ...

I need to go to the bathroom.

I spent the day wandering around the neighborhood, I can't take it anymore.

I'm really distressed.

Climb.

Thanks.

Pass first.

It is at the end of the corridor.

Thank you!

Not around! It's here. It's that little door on the right.

Thank you thank you.

It tastes so good!

May I know what you are doing in my room?

You really have to get back on.

You know...?

Make my husband unhappy

it's not the idea I have of life in common.

- What about Jean? - Jean?

Yes, Jean. What does he think of this?

Jean doesn't think.

You have suffered a lot since you left her.

I prefer to surprise you.

The children! What time is it?

My God my God! What a catastrophe!

- Do you agree then? - Let me think?

You're dead for coming back to him! I recognize a woman in love.

That little sparkle in the eyes when I talk about him,

little glow that I no longer have ...

- "And then?" - She has my number.

Of course there is my number ...

Is sleeping. Question Mark.

Let's make it. Score.

Be happy. Score.

You are drinking wine.

At two in the morning.

I am talking to my mother.

Yes or ... maybe you have a lover.

Yes, I'm going to bed.

Did I upset you having a lover?

I agree. V

Your bike is cute. Is it new?

- Yes, it's new. - Go there!

Did we have dinner this week?

- Today? - Tomorrow for sure.

Maybe go out for dinner today with Sandrine.

And she won't be suspicious Will you have dinner with me?

Yes, but this time is for real.

We make a selfie!

I handle everything, You don't need to take anything.

Do you want some coffee?

Do not.

Usually when he says no You want something, you want it so much.

Fifteen years of experience.

You're beautiful, it's going to be all right.

I was the one who went looking for her.

I refuse to be a whimper. You are in love.

I can't get you wrong I can't even fight it.

Therefore...

Me and Virginie ...

we decided to stay with you on guard shared, week yes, week no.

It's better that way, no?

I love your wife.

You are amazing.

I understand that is difficult, or even impossible, leave a woman like that.

He will come back.

He comes back. It was an ax in his pride ...

But he comes back.

I'll be back.

What story is this? Are you silly or what?

How could you love such a woman and leave her overnight?

In any case, recidivism, I'd rather be me than decide.

I don't care what you think,

honestly, I prefer that I forsake the store a week.

The shirts!

And the t-shirts!

- Are you getting a divorce? - Wait, wait ...

The toiletry bag.

Yes, in a divorce, children live in shared custody In this case, it's the parent.

Do we see dad, yes, week no? And as if they divorced.

Yes, it can be said yes.

Socks, where are the socks?

- What is your name? - Virginie.

- And you are Jeanne? - Yes Yes. Jean insisted.

Jean, Jeanne.

"Then you are my father's mistress." - No swearing, dear.

Jeanne please Can you give us two minutes?

Go say goodbye to your father, You'll have me all week.

Come on, Jeanne.

Go.

She is terrible!

It's in the closet age.

I wanted to ask you a question a bit indiscreet.

Do you protect yourself?

But are you clean in this field?

Yes!

Bonito very beautiful to say that these things don't happen,

but I want to be rested when he kisses the kids or gives them a hand.

You never know, in case of injury ...

Or even me, if I give you a kiss.

No problem, I understand perfectly.

I am already rested.

Ready, I don't think I forgot anything.

In any case, you can always buy.

There are shops!

Come on.

Let me say goodbye to my new friend!

Enjoy it!

Dad, you'll stick your dick in the little thing of the lady?

Don't talk about daddy's dick.

Good week, my dear!

You do not mind keep calling you dear?

No of course not.

It's a habit, it doesn't go away like that.

You're a terrible mother.

Do not say that.

Your wife is crazy.

Do not stand up, It seems like you've never been here.

A week, just the two of them!

Without lying or deceiving.

I missed you so much!

And I yours.

- Tomorrow, I'll get you space on the dresser! - Cool.

And I put your books on the bedside table.

Thanks.

What's it?

It's pajamas, I gotta get used to it.

Yes, me too I have to get used to it.

No, no. I am disturbed.

Disturbed. Can you understand?

What disturbs you?

To be authorized?

You think I'm different compared to last week?

Please...

You have no idea. I moved into Virginie's house.

- Did you leave Sandrine? - None of that.

We decided to stay in socks.

The socks ...

- Wait, are you kidding? - I'm not.

Juliette!

Maybe I justify it ...

For our serious dinner today, I had some pike fillets.

Wait, I completely forgot. It is impossible.

I can't tell you already I have something tonight.

One thing ... You call it "thing" having dinner with your best friend?

If I had proposed joint custody to all your father's lovers ...!

Life is mine, mother. I'm an adult.

Your dad will be facing the band!

You want to take a new woman, but I also change my look!

Good Morning.

Good morning darling! Are you glad to see grandma?

Yes, but you're ugly.

- I'm nothing! - Come on!

I liked my life better before, when dad was still home.

You know, little wolf, sometimes parents need some time apart.

And then, they are glad to meet again.

Like us ...

You haven't seen me in a long time and you're glad to see me, aren't you?

Can Camille sleep here? - Good morning, Camille.

- Good Morning. - Good morning, Jeanne.

Can Camille sleep here? - We said no during the week.

Camille's mother preferred to puncture her eyes husband letting him go to his lover's house.

Camille's mother to say whatever you want ...

Come on

And say hello to grandma!

How unpleasant!

Do you know?

I don't think she recognized me.

It was nice this day of ours.

It did me a lot of good!

If it were with your father, I would have had right to a real parade but ...

It never worried me, because I know deep down ...

I'm the only woman that he ever loved.

But you...

It's different.

How is she?

Blond

Type of licking lazy. The opposite of me.

But it has its grace ...

When she smiles,

raises the upper lip.

A childish smile. That must have been what captivated him.

Your hair is beautiful.

It's pretty.

How stupid! How stupid!

I'm here.

You are.

Not to sleep with anyone, You already have your wife.

Virginie ...!

Can I?

I'm not horny anymore.

It's normal.

No longer lie, no longer lift it ...

That's it.

Hello, it's Me.

I just wanted to say hello, know if the kids ...

Jean!

Yes?

- What are you doing? - Anything.

You were talking in the bathroom.

Do not.

Yes.

I was saying, looking like not, it's already sunday ...

You can move pages slowly,

because they scrape the sheets and they whistle in my ears.

Virginie ...

I didn't find my white shirt.

I leave her here. So I have it for the week.

If you feel like coming ...

Of course I feel like it.

See you on Monday?

Ι the big day? The return to the fold?

Do you think I can buy you flowers?

This is more when we are sorry Than when we're in love.

Not exactly the case, may I help?

It's my wife. I had some I miss her. And there are the kids ...

Oh family, how you grab us!

Good Morning. Are you all right, honey? It's me.

It went well the ...

How stupid! How stupid!

How stupid!

Hello, it's Me. All right?

Hello, it's Me. Have you had a good week?

- What are you doing here? - I was waiting for you.

My little one!

My little one!

Mom, Dad is here!

Hello.

I didn't realize you were coming today.

- If you want, I can go out again. - Asshole.

Hello anyway.

Take it.

Cool

It smells so good!

- What are you doing? - Spinach.

Mother's spinach!

Did you change anything? The hair?

Yes Yes.

Just cut the ends.

It looks good.

The mother is beautiful, isn't she?

You look so beautiful!

Have dinner with us?

Yes.

I'll pack my things.

- Dad? - Yes Dear?

You stuck your dick in the little thing of the lady?

No!

- The things you imagine! - Come on, it'll be cold.

And you, Jeanne, the school went well this week?

Can I get up from the table?

Take the plate.

You talked to me badly all week.

How unpleasant.

Why did you talk badly to your mother?

Look I'm gonna be angry!

She gets used to it.

It's a couple of weeks. Two or three months maximum.

You will eventually find it normal.

I thought it would be healthier. This makes you more comfortable.

I wanted to tell you that ...

I didn't imagine you reacting like that.

If you are happy ...

I'm too.

Doesn't it bother you that I read a little?

No! Why would it bother me?

- Thérθse? - André?

I don't know if you have a lover,

but if that's the case I wish you were more discreet.

Sandrine insisted that she send her messages between ten and eleven.

I don't know what you're up to, but it does not cost me to make you want.

Did you change your phone?

I loved seeing you in your beautiful pajamas.

I'm mona why come Monday, are you wrong?

Or, good week, but with question mark.

Good week?

Have you seen that I refused to kiss him?

I refused to kiss him ...

Can you give me a little help?

Or an empty message. Like failed act.

- Virginie ... - Or thought.

- He's with the woman. - Yes.

There is nothing that ... Anyway, there is ...

- You know what I mean! - He no longer sleeps with her!

That's what they all say.

Or kisses.

But with an "S".

Kisses.

What did you write?

I wrote...

help me out.

With an "R".

- What you do? - I make a little dinner for Mom.

- That's weird. - I see nothing strange.

So she is happy when she comes back.

Come on, play to sleep.

- Dad? - Yes Dear?

You like us the same way, of me and Jeanne?

Of course yes!

Play to sleep.

Good evening.

Lady?

Lady?

We are going to close.

- What time is it? - Are two.

Perfect. Very well.

Thank you!

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

A true hunting dog.

I was worried! Worried, do you understand?

No!

What's up?

Do you know what? Nothing happens. Nothing at all.

One more bit, and I thought you were going to have a trunk!

Don't even dream!

I don't want to go home to you! She is bad!

Don't talk about your father's lover like that!

- It's a bit embarrassing. - I don't see why.

So me too I have some time for myself.

It is very important that you know Your father's mistress.

- Tell them there! - Yes, it is important.

You could have ...

touched ...

I have a key.

- Do you think I like it? "I just say you could have warned."

"She only told me at the last minute." - One weekly.

- Where did we put them? - Do you know what? I will return home.

No way! You are here, stay!

- We get organized. - Virginie ...

Could you wear something more decent?

Please.

We have mass, no?

Here it is!

Thank Virginie.

It is not necessary.

Do not eat?

No, it's ... vegetarian.

Ι mass.

With bolognese.

We should have a can of tuna, no?

Yes, you eat fish, honey.

Mom says we shouldn't eat canning, which causes disease.

Yes, because Sandrine is very ...

Fantastic! I didn't know this was a sofa bed!

They will be fine. Go, won't you?

Sleep well.

Jeanne, if bro has nightmares, take care of him. Jeanne!

Which is?

Would you mind collaborating a little? The father is tired, needs rest.

You're gonna stick the dick in the little thing of the lady?

Stop saying that, it pisses you off!

Well, I'll pull the door shut.

It's only a week.

No problem.

Listen ...

What was the little outfit for? when I arrived?

With the kids next door, thank you!

It's a matter of habit. Just be discreet.

Yes, Jean! How nice! How nice!

More!

Shut up!

Beware so as not to sound like a bitch.

Men hate ordinary ones. Apart from your father ...

That said, he doesn't need of so many gimmicks.

A stool and a skirt, and he doesn't even know his name anymore.

I take everything.

Walk, walk, walk! Wait! Advance!

- Stretch your breasts! - Like this?

The belly, the belly!

And ready! It is sublime! Do not move!

Smile, this is not a funeral!

Okay, don't move!

It's great!

Go Go...!

Yes, the leaf ...

Move, move ...

This this! Look at me!

This ... Yes!

Get back ... drop yourself ...

Like this?

Wait, wait, I'll go there ...

Yes...

And bite the apple ...

That! You're beautiful! It is very...

Let's do a zoomezite ... And blocks!

Move your head ... Move ...

So ... this! You are very happy, very happy!

It is magnificent! Magnificent! Is good! Block it out !!

Arch yourself!

Mom, are you ok?

You are fine?

Mother...

Excuse...

What's up?

Your father didn't even comment my hairstyle change.

Nothing, nothing at all.

I think he really is Inks for everything.

In love two minutes, unfaithful the rest of his life.

We are not lucky both ...

Do you think it's genetic?

Do not drop the animal.

And so a father or a brother idolizing the daughter or sister ...

take a conscience check and ask yourself scrupulously about what ...

And so a father or a brother ...

idolizing ...

I kiss the tomatoes. Score.

I'm dead for feeling again your magic wand. Score.

I kiss you the crack in the ass. Your little ass hole.

The measure in the Greeks, of course ...

Of course, very important ... The measure, the hubris ...

The hand on my underpants, comma,

I think in you. Score.

My pussy ...

Dipped ...

trembling ...

between my thighs.

Score.

Good morning Good Morning!

Rhythm exercises!

Everything stand up!

I kiss your breasts

And the tail

I'm horny!

Feel like it?

What?

Come tonight don't sleep with me ...

Spaghetti with Vegetables.

Thank Virginie.

Thank you, Virginie.

We will get there.

- When I was little, my mother ... - Fuck!

What's it?

I forgot!

What?

- It passed me completely ... - What?

The Michel! I completely forgot. I was going to have dinner with him ... tonight ...

- You are kidding? - No, I'm not.

Damn, Michel ...

Where do you have your head?

No, but ... Jean ...!

Not here.

What did your mother tell you?

Go there...

Do you think so?

I promise that ...

I will try not to delay. Be good with Virginie, right?

Jean?

Bye.

That's nice!

Yes Yes!

Perfect.

How long?

Three weeks.

That we don't make love?

No...

Three years.

Do you want to start over?

I don't say no.

Aren't you sleeping?

It's late!

You know what it is ... We talked.

We talked and we talked ...

- Deep down, I like them. - From who?

Of your children.

It is not easy for them, and it's complicated for me.

I think you're perfect.

For sure?

No thanks, honey, I am absolutely exhausted.

No thank you? Do not thank me!

Being courteous only aggravates the thing! And don't call me honey!

No thank you...

It is also good to sleep only.

And imagine that the kids come in there ...

Mother!

Dear!

Dear!

Honey Honey!

Ready ready...

Ready...

Enough.

I never want to go back to the lady's house!

I can't believe he was unhappy!

Come here give me a treat!

Do you know ...?

In a little while, Dad comes home to be here always, always, always!

Seriously?

Of course it's for real.

But it is a secret.

You can't tell anyone, otherwise it is not realized.

No one, no one at all!

Surprise birthday night. Sleepover. Don't tell Jean. S.

Sleepover.

Look at the little woman ...!

Go there! For once I can meet real people!

- It's a surprise. - Love!

The last time I did this, I was 12 and we all ended up naked.

Come on, Virginie.

Virginie, I feel like dancing!

Already 15 years!

Good evening.

A wedding anniversary without the two women of your life

It is not a true birthday.

Didn't you get my message?

Ι that I ... I canceled the dress code. I thought it was a bit ...

ridiculous...

So sorry.

Yeah! The message has hung!

Never mind. Cucu, my Jeannot!

Happy Birthday.

Don't make that face! What dears! Let's not pretend we don't know each other!

Michel. I work with Jean.

Felix I'm Virginie's best friend.

I am your old alibi. Iblibi. Excuse. Fake dinner.

At the time, because now ... The situation has changed!

Naughty Jean ...!

- What does he do to them ...? - Go Go...

Jean, Jean!

Come on ...

Please please!

For starters, thanks.

Once more, thank you,

because they all came to celebrate, like every year,

The anniversary of our wedding.

After 15 years of life in common,

with all the ups and downs ...

Jean and I decided ...

let in our life ...

Jean's lover ...

that was kind ...

Come and say hello.

Virginie, would you like to have a word to our friends?

Good evening.

Jean, can you say anything?

Jean says nothing.

I think...

I have a formidable woman.

Because monogamy ...

It is not realistic.

Exactly!

This is my pajamas.

At your 15 years!

- Okay, can I? - Go Go!

You were sublime, my dear.

Go, go, I told you, I'm ready.

They do this at every party of birthday.

Are You There! I didn't see you! I searched for you everywhere.

- Are you having fun? - Much.

We ate again. As animals. Like when we met.

Glad to have provided you this service.

What did you expect?

That I let you eat my husband, while I clean my asshole?

- That was a little bit the idea. - Yes of course...

While he didn't sleep with his boss, you found everything very well ...

But last week, when you took care of the kids,

It was with me that he came to make love.

So you think less joke, no?

You really are a goat!

Depends on the viewpoint.

No, really! There is no other explanation: You really are a goat.

Where is the horn?

This one.

I'm his wife and I intend to maintain exclusivity.

So listen to me well, my little gallery,

we don't need you anymore, You can go back home.

Can you go out alone, or do you want me to come with you?

Put a slow one.

Oh! Oh, slow it down.

All right, I'm going to slow down.

I'm looking for Virginie, did you see her?

I didn't feel very well, I think I already gone, and by the way, get out too.

- That's not nice. - I'm not nice.

Come on, I feel like dancing.

I am dedicated to you!

A little cake?

Why not?

The dance, the dance ...

It's a whole universe!

Nice thighs, no?

Excuse me?

It seemed to me that I was evaluating the thighs.

I don't know what you think, but I'm not one of those.

Excuse me.

Anyone can be fooled.

For your information, I am a teacher of art history.

Go on talking ...

It's good that you don't stay until dawn,

I think we have more to do.

Sleepover... That's how I sleep.

Loans-mo?

I am not a jealous woman.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

I am proud of you, my dear.

She's a bookseller, is that it? It makes me want to read.

Shut up.

Shut up, Dad.

- What did I say? - Not to vary, nonsense.

I think I've laughed enough.

Sandrine, do what you want in your life, but I am not required to watch this.

Just like. Helpless, fool.

Did you talk to me?

When I was showering I was thinking ...

We could move ... and find two apartments in the same building.

It would be formidable. Anyway ... no hurry ...

We can end the year like this ... I was thinking about the resumption of classes.

Not for nothing, but Montmartre- -Panthéon is in the opposite direction.

See you Monday, honey.

These your little tits ...!

I must confess that in the beginning I had my doubts ...

- Good morning, Jean. - But things have evolved well ...

It was a beautiful turnaround.

Good Morning!

When I think of the couples that break up for trite stories of cus ...

Yes good morning...

I think I'm starting to taste it.

Say nothing ... Say anything.

Jean is happy and everything is fine in the best of all worlds. felicidade your happiness!

It's time to get yours.

The stupid hurt me!

Forsaken!

You are sleeping?

Is sleeping...

It's me.

All right?

Thank you for the flowers.

- It hardly bleeds anymore. - Slowly...

So sorry...

Balls ...

I got it wrong.

Caution!

Do not move!

Ready.

Sorry Sorry...

Like this?

Listen, "this" seems to be on ...

Jean!

Virginie!

I have never been so happy!

When I think of the pleasure you gave me, I think exactly the same.

See you later.

It's my week.

Yes, yes, yes!

You had an idea here ...

He had left her! Did you serve him tray lover and he enjoyed it.

Can you mute it please? '

Just one more time, honey.

The first one to drop a fake note will have to swallow the bow! Understood?

- Got it? - Yes ma'am.

It's me.

Slowly...!

Brooch.

- No! - Yes...

Do not stop! For!

Yes, let yourself go.

I love you so much!

For!

Do not stop!

Felix, close the shop!

It's me.

No, no!

Yes Yes!

No!

Jean?

Yes.

Send her a kiss.

The Sandrine. Send her a kiss.

No, no...

Yes!

No, sorry, honey! I'm really tired!

- Are your mother's roses? - Yes.

- And the kids? - They are with my parents.

Balls! I so wanted to see them!

But what gave you all ?!

We can't spend a week no sex?

Shit! Before, we slept!

Listen to me well, little man!

Get me off those pants and eat me right away!

Look at me!

Look at me! Who do you fuck with?

Who do you fuck?

- With you. - And who am I? Who am I?

Who am I? What's my name?

Who am I?

What is my name?

What's my name?

Sandrine

In the afternoon. At six.

- In the afternoon? - Six.

What Day is Today?

- Fifth. - Shit!

And what time is it?

What time? It's five-thirty. Why?

Can you hug me a little?

I'm going, honey, I'm going!

Jean!

Dad!

I'm sick of this family!

Brought the kids to spend the weekend here.

It was combined with Sandrine.

If you want, I can stay with them.

No ... I'm glad they're here. My little ones ...

Let's buy a dog?

- Can I taste? - No!

I did it for you.

It has alcohol. He will get drunk.

You ... vegetarian.

Don't talk to him like that.

All right?

Yes, that's fine.

Maybe it's a little sick ...

It's the anguish of leaving me.

It's a serious gastro or a food poisoning.

In four or five days will be on foot.

Honey! Can you bring me the bowl?

- What did he eat yesterday? "I don't know, I was at the woman's house."

- Too late! - Good evening.

Thank you, Mr. Dr.

See how she takes advantage of him, he could have something more serious,

a degenerating gastro, a bacteria that develops,

that invades her blood, that goes up to the heart, to the brain ...

- Don't overdo it. - Which side are you on?

What a bitch, what a bitch!

And Jean in the middle of all this? What does he think?

- Don't think, there's a fever. - Can I be frank with you?

This is not feasible, I'm about to tell you from the start.

You don't know what a viable story is!

My Virginie ...

Thank you dear. You were sweet.

Doesn't it upset you?

What?

Stay with me two or three weeks in a row.

Yes Yes. No, no.

Doesn't upset you or feel like it?

You better warn your wife.

I'm hungry...

Will you get me a plate?

With tarama?

And a little cup!

- Sandrine! - Shut up, asshole! Only Jean doesn't see!

It's my week. My week!

I have to help Virginie.

Why do I have to be me the sacrificed ?!

I don't have to organize my time to satisfy your ...

At this rate, this summer we will spend the July holidays in December!

Sandrine, I'm teaching!

I organized myself! I went shopping!

Everything you like! All!

Enough?

Careful, Jean.

Be very careful.

Ι tuesday.

Let's admit you were late one day.

This afternoon, I'll wait for you at six.

You are very interested in showing up!

You sure don't want to eat anything?

Absolute

Dela her week, her week ...! What a nervousness!

So much for the dates!

Yes.

Yes?

Do you pass to my father? My mother didn't come home.

He's busy, call you now.

I screwed up, Gérard. I destroyed my marriage.

You didn't destroy anything.

- It's not right! - It's a bad time, that's all.

What's your name anyway? What is your name?

Gérard, I told you already.

Gérard, Gérard ...

It's for me.

I screwed up, Gérard.

I screwed up, I destroyed my marriage.

I destroyed my marriage.

Don't worry, it's just a bad time.

Raise the glass to a perfect wedding!

Beautiful...

So smooth ...!

Jean!

Wait, wait ...

I did not bathe all naked, I fell!

Calm down.

Isn't there anything to vibrate?

No...

Yes ... I'm hearing something.

I do not listen anything.

Yes?

6th Quarter Police Station.

Yes...

- Where are you going? - They stopped Drunk Sandrine.

I got a fright here! I thought it was the kids.

She drank too much, ready!

I was dancing all naked in Saint-Sulpice.

- Stay here. I better go alone. - No way, I'll go with you!

- You can't get her drunk on the scooter. - What a nightmare!

Where are the damn soothing?

You will not give her alcohol soothing, it's dangerous!

I don't know anymore ...

Jean ...

Do you love me?

But yes, I love you.

- Why do you say "but"? - Because I'm tired.

And you left and left the kids alone! Shit!

But I didn't leave ...

because I didn't come home!

My Jean, my Jean ...

My dear ... My dear love!

You are the light of my eyes, You are my dear.

You're my dear, my dear.

You are my dear ...

You are the blood that flows in my veins ...

You are the father of my children ...

- Why didn't you call me, honey? - I called.

They told me you were busy.

Don't you stay?

No, because I'm going to sleep Virginie's house and ...

But I'm here tomorrow, when you wake up.

I came early with croissants.

And I'll take you to school.

When my kids call, give me the phone.

It's ok! You can't tell me that you went back to sleep with your wife?

Is it impossible for you? Is lying in your blood?

Minha my wife ...

And I?

This was all that goat's mockery.

Can't you see she manipulates you? She manipulates us! From the beginning!

Stay here!

It's my weekly.

- If you give in to any whim ... - It's her week!

Shit, you upset!

I'm starting to get fed up of your stories!

- Repeat that! - Yes, stories!

If you have stories with your wife, you owe it to me!

Yes, we are beautifully in bed! Better than never!

And stop pretending to be out of your way! You have no pain at all!

Enough! Now enough!

From now on, I strike sex! I strike the sex! It's over!

Strike to sex! What a threat! I am full of fear!

Yes, that's right! Yes, you are afraid! It's over!

- The strike picket! It's so beautiful! - I can not take it anymore!

- You're in a good position. - In a good position ...

In good standing, me? In good position ?!

Do you think it pleases me know I have no rest?

That Monday morning I pick up the burden, all this confusion?

I look like an idiot on a ladder!

- The shared guard is like this! "So you don't want to divorce me!"

- That is why? You don't want to divorce ?! - Thanks for remembering, I knew it!

Take this to my children.

Very well... Nothing is refused to you!

- Did you let me choose? - You didn't resist.

- And you gave me a choice? "Just thinking of one thing!"

- All but fail to see you! - I'm his wife, he doesn't want you!

- Jean, come home. - You piss me off! It pisses me off!

- He said you piss him off! - Yes. No. You annoy him!

- You annoy him! You! - You annoy him! You!

- Jean, come home. - You piss him off.

What you have? Aren't you all right?

- You are fine? - I felt a pang in my heart.

- Jean, get in the car. - What's up?

- Get in the car, Jean. - What's up?

I have a twinge in my heart.

Let me

He felt a twinge. - Yes Yes...

Where are you going?

Jean, where are you going?

You hurt me.

Yes, you hurt me.

It's ok.

You can sleep with me.

You are fine?

Are you all right?

Do you expect anyone?

I'll be right back.

It's me.

- Me who? - Jean.

Give me ... give me two minutes.

Yes, I'm coming, Jean!

Shit, shit!

Ready ready!

Can you give me some time?

Until I know what to do?

Goes into...

I was watching when you derailed. You took your time ...

Poor friend ...

Do you have a favorite side?

As you wish.

I prefer the right.

Michel, don't be excited.

Do not be excited.

When I was married, you would never have could appear like this without warning.

Know why? Because it would have irritated Géraldine!

The good women ...

I have no heartbeat anymore.

I don't feel the pulse.

Yes, you have a pulse.

- What gave you? - I love you, Jean! I love you!

- I'm your colleague! - I quit!

- We work at the same college! - I ask for transfer!

Sorry Jean.

Sorry, I'm a clumsy one.

Are you homo anyway?

I think not.

But I always felt very attracted to you.

When I was with Géraldine,

when we made love, It was you I thought of.

I think I even shouted your name, two or three times.

It disturbed her.

She decided to end our relationship.

- Well, I'm going. - You can stay.

- I don't do it anymore. - No, I'm going home.

What house, I don't know, But I'm going home.

Anyway, would never have worked between us.

You are too ...

Hetero.

Anyway, Monday is the day I have more classes and I arrive late ...

- What was your way? - The fourth. It would be the most practical.

For me it can be. For Jean, nothing changes.

- Cucu, honey. - Hello my love.

We were talking about you. Upset that ...

alternate with the fourth?

Just to know what day it starts ...

Now was your week, but as he was with me ...

Stay with him, I'm tired.

And with your splint ...

It is already better. It doesn't hurt me so much.

Jean?

- Did you look surprised? - Surprised? Do not.

And how do we do it?

You get a chair.

Look at the father.

Dad! Dad! Have you seen how beautiful the tree is?

Look!

- It's beautiful, isn't it? - It's big, have you?

- Very beautiful. - Tell me, honey ...

Do you prefer a turkey or a capon?

Choose you.

- Neither, Mom. - It is true.

Never mind, we eat oysters or salmon.

I don't like oysters, I prefer salmon.

- Good vacation! - Good vacation!

See you next year!

- Happy vacation, Mr. Horny! - Come on, Michaud!

I think it's time to take over The man I am.

There is no shame in taking over if you are homosexual, right?

What?

Be honest, tell me I piss you off.

- Are you still upset? - In no way!

As I said, I signed up for a dating site.

Guess who put me in your cart ...

The Felix.

You put me in the cart.

Or in the basket, as when if you buy something at Intemet ...

I am full of fear.

He goes there at night.

Have you seen it? I can finally fuck! I'll finally fuck!

I'm radiant!

Felix! It's for you!

If you only knew how sweet he is ...

Can you see what it is?

Imagine you're a history teacher of art, but never went to Venice ?!

It's an address. Rue d'Hauteville!

What?

A date! Six!

Venice!

Meeting with the two, 23 rue d'Hauteville, at 6 pm

I found something fantastic for you.

For Jean, I have the usual nightgown,

but how does he kill them of the elbows ...

- Did you answer? - It went to the messages.

It's weird, isn't it?

Weird.

I am sure which are two apartments.

- What's the code? - It's 3842.

I can't sell bearskin, but lately you've been nauseating me.

Yes ... Don't you think I'm with bigger breasts?

Yes?

Look ...

Yes ... Maybe a little ...

- It would be cool! - Yes!

Come in.

Sit down.

Sit down.

A glass of wine?

No, thank you.

What do we do here?

What is up?

It was a wonderful moment.

Wonderful...

And regarding the kids, I stay with them every week, no week.

What are you talking about?

Leave us? Is that it?

You can't leave us like this!

Abandon everyone ...

Ι Christmas!

It's not you that I leave.

Ι to the situation.

- I can't be half man. - Did you know anyone?

- No one! I want to be alone! - Alone?!

Alone ... alone ...

I have a cramp!

You already made that number with the heart.

I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding!

Mr. Dr.?

Yes, he is not very well.

I see everything unfocused. I see everything unfocused.

Eight months later

Yes it's me.

I am completely lost. I passed a little bridge ...

An olive grove on my right ...

I'm in front of a vineyard ...

What do I do? Where I go?

It's ok.

See you later.

How she has changed!

Can I catch you? Can I catch you?

Slowly, slowly ...

Hold your head tight.

It's your sister.

Look ...

Balances The only reason to be in Paris in July.

All right?

And your daughter.

It's been a month, it's called Juliette.

Do you remember choosing the name when were you in the hospital?

Look, Juliette, it's Papa!

Give your dad a kiss.

Yes Yes...

Do you stay with her? Let's go for a walk with dad.

Be careful, honey.

It's all right?

Do you want to get up? Is that it?

Caution!

Do you want the hat?

No, you don't want the hat.

- Want to go to the pool. - Yes, you want to go to the pool.

Have you seen how it improved? The doctors are optimistic.

They say next Christmas it will be perfectly understood.

It's great!

Tastes good, right?

Felix and Michel come here to pass A month to help me.

The thing goes, between Felix and Michel ...

It seems so.

Let's swim? Do you want to swim?

Jean, let's go for a walk and come back.

Listen, I wanted to ask you something.

You stay with him in the week of back to school,

and then we exchanged and I stay with him two weeks?

- Back to school is always so confusing. - If it suits you ...

- You are sure? - Absolute.

Great!

He lost weight, didn't he?

Yes.

But it's so beautiful!

We love him ...

Jean ... Are you ok?

Do you need something? We can help'?

I dreamed or his thing do you seem to have woken up?

Cool!

It seems to me that the "store" will reopen!

I think so, yes!

July at Lubéron ...

There are worse vacations, no?

You are happy?

Jean ... Once is yes ...

Twice is no.

When you blink three times It is disconcerting.

WEEK YES, WEEK NO

What a fool!

What a fool!

Translation SARA DAVID LOPES

Ripped and synced by: RicardoB / 2018

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