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people, as company bureaucrat,
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I will today be conducting
the annual performance review.
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With a twist.
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(All gasp)
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Oh, no.
The firing tie.
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Correct. I will be evaluating
each of you,
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and the lowest-rated employee,
possibly Zoidberg,
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will be fired at sundown.
Zoidberg.
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(Laughs) Classic Hermes.
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Let the interviews begin.
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Good luck,
everybody but Zoidberg.
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My primary duties?
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Well, I assist the Professor
in whatever important research
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he happens to be engaged in.
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(Snoring)
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Uh, yes, sir, I will be sure
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to snore that science lamp
right away.
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(Snores)
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Now, Leela,
couldn't we just fire you
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and have Fry or Bender
fly the ship?
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Not if you stand on their
air hose much longer.
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Noted.
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(Air hisses)
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(Both scream)
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My job?
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Toilets 'n' boilers,
boilers 'n' toilets.
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Plus that one boiling toilet.
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Fire me iffen you dare.
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Now, then, while many
of you do half-ass jobs
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and the rest do jobs
whose ass ratio ranges
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from 42% to a mere 11%,
only the most
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pathetically useless employee
will be fired today.
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And that employee is...
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Hermes Conrad.
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What?! No way! Hermes, no!
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Yes. My performance review
proves the main drag
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on our profit is the time
I waste on performance reviews.
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But you can't fire yourself now.
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(Doorbell rings)
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They'll be here two seconds ago.
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I suppose you're here
to tell me to pack it in?
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Only if you buy me
dinner first.
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(All laugh)
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I'm being fired.
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I don't think it's appropriate
to joke around like that.
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You're right, Hermes.
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Meet mark 7-G,
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the machine who's replacing you.
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I'm mark 7-G, the machine
who's replacing you.
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(Sighs) Will you be
conducting an exit interview?
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Well, I wouldn't say no
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to a little
friendly debriefing.
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(All laugh)
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Bureaucrat Conrad,
you are ordered
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to relieve yourself of duty.
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Sounds like a party.
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(All laugh)
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Good-bye.
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(Sighs)
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(Computer whirs, buzzes)
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Well, this is it.
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But I want you
to know working here
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has been the experience
of a lifetime.
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Off you go.
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So, I hear you're a machine...
ow! Traitor!
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My friend's ample tuchus
is barely out the door,
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and you're already schmoozing
up to his replacement?
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Um, Zoidberg?
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I don't think Hermes
really liked you.
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In fact, he hated you more
than anyone ever hated anyone.
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What, you mean the remarks
and the hits?
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That was just friend teasing.
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Oy.
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You don't understand.
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He was the only one
who cared enough to insult me.
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I insult you, you fat sack.
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Sure, when it's convenient.
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But Hermes
was always there for me.
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And now he's gone,
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thanks to you,
Mr. bigshot 7-G.
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(Sniffles)
I'll never see Hermes again.
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On the bright side,
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I'll never see Zoidberg again.
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Aw, there, there, husband.
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I made your favorite,
curried goat.
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It better be spicy.
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(Sizzles)
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Well played.
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Ows.
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(Robots screaming)
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Ah. Fire.
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Aah! It burns! It burns!
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Hmm, not bad.
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Needs a little hot sauce.
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(Sighs) I just don't know
how we'll get by.
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Then I guess this
wouldn't be a good time
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to tell you that I'm pregnant.
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What?!
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And you're not the father. No!
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(Laughs)
I'm just joking, husband.
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See now? Things don't seem
so bad any more, do they?
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You're right.
Thank you, Labarbara.
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Oh, also, I wrecked the car.
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(Both gasp)
This here is a mugging!
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Hand over your skin.
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My ebony splendor?
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Me don't think so.
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I said hand it over.
I'm hungry!
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Ha-haw! Ha-haw!
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(Both gasping)
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For God's sake, woman,
just give him your skin!
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Can't you see he's crazy?!
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You calling me cra... zy?!
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Ain't nothing crazy about me
but my brain.
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Right, brain?
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Right!
No, not you, right brain.
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Right, left brain?
Right!
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Okay, then. Ha-haw!
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Do something, Hermes.
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I can't!
When I fight machinery,
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machinery always wins!
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Officer:
Freeze, bagwad.
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(Robot screams)
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You're under arrest for
attempted epidermicide.
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I'm coming for you, man.
Ain't no jail can hold me.
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That's why
you're going straight
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to the electromagnetic chair.
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And then I'm-a stab it.
Ha-haw!
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(Siren wails)
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(Magnets hum)
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S-s-stop!
It's driving me sane!
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(Screaming)
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Hey, Bender,
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you should become
an executioner.
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You could kill humans
and wear a cool hood.
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Nah, I like my victims to
know who did it. Psst!
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Hermes! Boy, am I indifferent
to see you.
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We need to
talk... alone.
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Okay, Hermes. Sure.
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Fry, could you come in here
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and help me rub on this
new scented body oil?
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In a second.
I'm eavesdropping.
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Please, Fry?
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Leela punishes me
when I don't use enough.
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I said not now!
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Sure, I know a guy.
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(Siren wails, dog howls)
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Yuri here runs
the most sanitary
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surgical implant parlor
in Filthytown.
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So, I hear you're an expert in
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the shadowy field
of "body augmentation".
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I am expert in shadowy field
of many things.
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I need something that'll make me
less inferior
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to today's modern machinery.
Can you help me?
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No problem.
I prepare operating room.
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(Cat yowls)
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Hermes:
Oh, honey, I'm home!
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Pops?!
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Is that a harpoon
in your chest?
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Yes. And I'm happy to see you.
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Mmm...
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And the best part is,
the whole package fits neatly
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in the space
where my giblets used to be.
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I'm kind of a harpoon snob,
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and let me say,
that thing is gorgeous.
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But do you really need
chest artillery?
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It's not just a weapon.
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It's the bureaucrat's
best friend. Observe.
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(Sing-songy):
Oh, mark 7-g?
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Would you mind
fetching that carton
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from the top shelf?
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(Grunting)
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(Laughs) Pitiful and sickening.
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Okay, little man,
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let a professional bureaucrat
show you how it's done.
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My best wasn't good enough.
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I'll need my personnel
file, please.
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Welcome back, old friend.
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I missed you terribly.
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You do everything terribly.
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And I'm not your friend.
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(Laughs) Good old Hermes.
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When he stops insulting,
that's when I worry.
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Oh, dear!
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I was leaning over the sink
eating pureed clams
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when my teeth fell
in the disposal.
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Scruffy, could you
retrieve them?
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'Taint a boiler
nor a toilet. Pass.
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(Sighs)
I'll fetch my hand tools.
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Hand tools? Why don't you get an
extendo-arm implant, like mine?
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(Whirring)
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Oh, no.
No more implants.
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I don't want to end up a cold,
emotionless machine like you.
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That's sweet, Hermes.
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Maybe I should get
an extendo-arm.
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How long will it take to
install an extendo-arm?
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I have golf game in half-hour,
so... half-hour.
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(Grunts)
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(Garbled):
Thank you, Hermes.
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I don't know.
It seems like a lot of trouble
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to cut off your arm
just to snake a drain.
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Ah-ah-ah, it's not
just a drain snake.
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It comes with a set
of interchangeable accessories.
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Jackhammer...
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Vegetable peeler...
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Pipe-bending jig.
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A machine that can bend?
No way.
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But, Hermes, old friend,
didn't you say
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you were through
with the implants?
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Oh, don't be such a spoilsport.
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Such a mild insult.
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That's not my Hermes.
Speaking of...
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What happened to your
cutoff body parts anyhow?
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Right here.
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I was going to donate them
to the salvation air force,
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but they're starting to rot.
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Then I'll just take
them and, uh,
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throw them away,
shall I why not?
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo,
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! Nyah-ah-ah.
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So, friend, welcome to my home.
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I'm very proud of it.
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But I want to hear
what you think.
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"Oh, mon, I'm Hermes,
and I think it stinks in here
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like a green snake, or
something else that's Jamaican."
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(Laughs)
Good one at my expense, Hermes.
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Mmm, well, I must
admit it's not bad.
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And it will cut
two or three hours a day
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off my cornrowing routine.
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Yes, our lives
will never be the same.
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Darn it!
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I'll be right back.
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(Snoring)
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Ooh!
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Hermes, oh, you foolish man,
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what do you need
a cylon eye for?
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Now, calm down, dear.
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You know, you look
even hotter in infrared.
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(Moaning, smooching)
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(Whirring)
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Aah!
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Husband, some things were
not meant to be cylonned.
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Now, you must promise me
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you won't be getting
any more upgrades.
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I promise.
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(Oohing and aahing)
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Wow.
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Nice, shiny metal ass, Hermes.
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(Grunts, stammers)
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So, with all these implants,
what exactly
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is the difference
between you and a robot?
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I still have one thing no
robot shall ever have...
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a good old flesh-and-
blood human brain.
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Yes, a big, smart brain.
257
00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:06,151
Not like dum-dum Zoidberg,
right, Hermes? Right?
258
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:09,536
Mecha-Hermes has no interest
in such nonsense.
259
00:12:13,889 --> 00:12:18,295
Uh, Mr. Conrad, did you remember
to save the trimmings for me?
260
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:20,367
Yes, yes, doctor.
Right here.
261
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,272
(Squealing)
262
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:27,649
Wait. You're not eating my
discarded flesh, are you?
263
00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:29,967
How could you even
ask such a thing?
264
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,236
Of course, I tried eating you,
but your flesh was too spicy.
265
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,973
Thanks to years of Labarbara's
curried goat, no doubt.
266
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,116
But my mecha-stomach
has no need of goat.
267
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,840
Mecha-Hermes has spoken!
268
00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:43,576
Mecha-Hermes still
wants to know
269
00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:45,114
what you're doing
with his pieces.
270
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,059
Something wonderful.
271
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,587
Florp:
Give it way up
272
00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:53,090
for Dr. Zoidberg
and little Hermes.
273
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:54,524
(Cheering and applause)
274
00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:56,323
Hello. Hello.
275
00:12:58,415 --> 00:12:59,862
So, little Hermes,
276
00:12:59,899 --> 00:13:02,143
did you hear
I've taken up running?
277
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,433
"Yeah, from restaurant
to restaurant.
278
00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:05,786
Ho ho, mon."
279
00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:07,727
(Audience laughing)
280
00:13:09,073 --> 00:13:11,375
"Seriously, though,
have you lost weight?"
281
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,602
Yes.
282
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,513
"Looks like you found it again."
283
00:13:14,612 --> 00:13:15,812
(Laughs)
284
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,147
(Audience laughing)
285
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,771
Oh, boy.
286
00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:21,107
That was quite a zinger,
old friend.
287
00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:22,382
"I'm not your friend.
288
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,022
I'm out of here the second
you let go of my bowels."
289
00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:26,289
(Audience laughing)
290
00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:28,458
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
291
00:13:28,526 --> 00:13:29,993
I'll be here all week.
292
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,295
"You've been warned, people."
293
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:34,181
(Laughs) He's good.
294
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:37,075
I can only see one of his
four mouth-tendrils moving.
295
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:40,020
So, Mr. Conrad, did
you enjoy the show?
296
00:13:40,101 --> 00:13:41,332
Alas, no.
297
00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:44,307
Seeing what I once was
filled me with regret.
298
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,876
You could always
undo your implants.
299
00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:49,379
Regret that I still
have one human part.
300
00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:51,848
That meat puppet disgusts me.
301
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:54,817
It's time for
the ultimate upgrade.
302
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:57,654
But the only thing you
haven't upgraded is your brain.
303
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,089
Exactly.
304
00:13:59,157 --> 00:14:01,224
(All gasping)
305
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,782
Oops. (Gasps)
306
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:06,378
Robot brain implant? Never.
307
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,826
No one in right mind
would do that.
308
00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:11,190
(Laughing wildly)
309
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:19,074
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310
00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:24,457
Ah, a freshly dug robot grave.
311
00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:26,502
Let's exhume-a-zoom-zoom.
312
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,301
Step aside.
313
00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,287
Bing-reka!
314
00:14:36,337 --> 00:14:37,688
The brain circuit.
315
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:38,678
Come, fellows.
316
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,321
Let's go home and install it.
317
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,626
Enjoy eternity
without your brain,
318
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,263
anonymous dead robot.
319
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,085
(Bender chuckling)
320
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:47,571
(Wind howling)
321
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:59,282
(Electrical buzzing)
322
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:03,788
So, little Hermes, are you ready
to watch some brain surgery?
323
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:07,075
"I'm ready to shoot myself
if it'll get me off your lap."
324
00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:09,010
(Laughing)
325
00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:10,503
Open the dome
326
00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:13,702
and unleash the power
of the heavens!
327
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:17,785
(Clanking)
328
00:15:20,556 --> 00:15:22,190
(Birds chirping)
329
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,049
Ah, now I can see
what I'm doing.
330
00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,306
Commence the operation!
331
00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:34,760
Labarbara:
Terminate the operation.
332
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:36,399
Labarbara? Dwight?
333
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:39,302
I just got an urgent text
from little Hermes.
334
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,037
You can't do this thing.
335
00:15:41,104 --> 00:15:43,239
You don't even know
whose brain that is.
336
00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:44,474
It doesn't matter.
337
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,376
Any robot brain
will improve my fitness
338
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:47,910
as a husband and father.
339
00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:49,945
You can't be a
husband and father
340
00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:52,282
if you don't have
a wife and son.
341
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:53,949
Wait.
342
00:15:54,017 --> 00:15:56,452
I care about you
too much to lose you.
343
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,155
But my new robot brain won't.
344
00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:01,924
Commence the operation.
(All gasping)
345
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:03,426
Well you'll have to commence it
346
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:04,661
without me, Hermes.
347
00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:06,629
And commence living without me.
348
00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:09,599
Because I will commence
divorce proceedings.
349
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,468
Oh, I hope to God
I'm using that word correctly.
350
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:18,174
Oh, I can't do this, Hermes.
351
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,643
Your wife's moving plea
has made me realize
352
00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:23,279
you might have
litigious survivors.
353
00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:24,847
Oh, thank you, Professor.
354
00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:27,116
Come now. Let's go try
that Korean noodle place
355
00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:28,518
you were telling me about.
356
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:34,357
There will be no noodles until
the operation is complete.
357
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:36,992
(Whirring)
358
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:43,099
You can't force me to operate.
359
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,835
Maybe not, but perhaps
I can encourage you
360
00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:48,371
with my encouragement drill.
361
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,955
Zoidberg:
Wait.
362
00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:54,589
I'll perform the surgery.
363
00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,995
You? With those clumsy claws?
364
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:58,404
It's true, old friend.
365
00:16:58,428 --> 00:17:01,830
My claws are too clumsy
for such delicate work.
366
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,150
"But mine aren't."
367
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:07,927
You, mon, give me
that robot brain.
368
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,111
And you, metal guy, lie down.
369
00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:12,153
Zoidberg, this makes no sense.
370
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,614
Why are you helping him?
(Drumbeat playing)
371
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:15,021
And what's that catchy beat?
372
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,666
I'll tell you.
Two, three...
373
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:20,035
? I was lonesome for my friend
a minute ago ?
374
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:23,806
? When a happy thought
dispelled my woe ?
375
00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:27,076
? And I felt perhaps he'd be
a bit less dull ?
376
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:30,363
? If I sliced up
his cyborg skull ?
377
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:31,696
? He wants a brain
378
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,816
? he wants a robot brain
379
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,151
? another brain
380
00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:37,320
? let's see if he feels pain ?
381
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,655
? A brand-new brain
382
00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:40,757
? it might drive him insane
383
00:17:40,824 --> 00:17:42,592
? he wants a brain
384
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,494
? he wants a robot brain
385
00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:47,530
? wa-ooh
386
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:50,329
? wa-wa-ooh...
387
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,735
Does anyone else find it freaky
388
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:54,376
that Zoidberg is singing
harmony with himself?
389
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,195
Oh, loosen up, Amy.
390
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:58,289
My condolences, Labarbara.
391
00:17:58,337 --> 00:18:00,103
I hope you find some comfort
392
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:03,416
in staring at this throbbing
mass of nerve tissue.
393
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,267
(Sobbing):
Oh, he's gone!
394
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,618
Oh, Zoidberg, what
have you done?
395
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,526
I'll tell you what I've done.
396
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,225
I've brought your husband back.
397
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,124
(Slurps)
398
00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:25,212
(All gasping) Pops.
399
00:18:25,392 --> 00:18:28,193
Sweet reawakenin'...
Of me, a Jamaican-in.
400
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:29,911
Hermes, you're alive.
401
00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,813
And practically rhyming.
402
00:18:32,806 --> 00:18:35,842
Wife, son, I am so sorry.
403
00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,738
Once I started
upgrading myself,
404
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:39,508
I lost all control.
405
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,919
But I see now
406
00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:43,946
that if you can't be man enough
with your own parts,
407
00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:46,226
no amount of machinery
will help.
408
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:52,482
Not so fast.
409
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,996
(All gasping)
410
00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:56,098
But faster than that!
411
00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:04,306
It's that insane
robot, Roberto.
412
00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:05,941
(All screaming)
413
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,627
Quick, Hermes, the keys.
414
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:10,780
I left them in my other body.
415
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,045
Oh, yeah.
416
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:13,958
And I'm-a stick 'em
in your pancreas
417
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,085
till I find one that opens it.
(Laughs)
418
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,921
(Frightened yelping)
419
00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:25,194
(Roberto yelling r LA Tarzan)
420
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:27,864
(All screaming)
421
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:32,038
I'm gonna peel off your skin
and eat it like pencil shavings.
422
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:33,535
(Gasps)
423
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,590
Ow!
424
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:37,342
Thank God Zoidberg
didn't reattach my nerves.
425
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,766
Mmm, that's tasty.
426
00:19:41,902 --> 00:19:43,210
Too tasty.
427
00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:44,814
(Whimpers)
428
00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:48,007
It burns. It... it burns!
429
00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:48,838
(Screaming)
430
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:49,847
What's happening?
431
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:51,381
The spicy curried goat.
432
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,653
Hermes' skin is so
saturated with it
433
00:19:53,672 --> 00:19:56,068
that it's dissolving
the bad robot.
434
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:02,386
In the end, all his implants
435
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,401
were no match for my wife's
reckless seasoning.
436
00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:08,337
Now, husband, don't you
think you owe Zoidberg
437
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:12,174
a thank-you for saving
you from yourself?
438
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:13,476
But I hate him.
439
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:14,877
Honey, we all do.
440
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:16,879
But fair is fair.
441
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:19,515
(Clears throat)
442
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,018
Zoidberg, I... I know we
have never been friends,
443
00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:25,655
but I appreciate what you did.
444
00:20:25,722 --> 00:20:27,156
Thank you.
445
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,093
Never been friends?
446
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:33,529
Ouch! What a zinger.
447
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:36,833
Well, here's one for you,
Mr. not-my-friend Conrad.
448
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,067
(Grunts)
449
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,602
You acted like a big jerk.
450
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:42,037
You were selfish and stupid,
and you don't deserve
451
00:20:42,105 --> 00:20:44,674
a wife like Labarbara
or a friend like me.
452
00:20:44,741 --> 00:20:46,442
(Laughing)
453
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:48,778
It's funny because it's mean.
454
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,513
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
455
00:20:50,581 --> 00:20:53,048
I'll be here forever.
456
00:20:53,116 --> 00:20:55,451
? Wa-ooh
457
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,834
? wa-wa-ooh...
458
00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,889
Ugh. He's doing it again.
459
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:03,017
? Wa-wa-ooh, wa-wa-ooh...
460
00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:09,124
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