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Previously, on
"The Betty Broderick Story"...

- What are you doing?
- I never have time

to think about anything.

If I could just
have some time by myself...

The kids are at camp
where you are not listed

as next of kin.

When they come back,
they'll be living with me.

I'm seeking
an emergency judgment.

I'm in love with her.

Was I ever imagining it?

No, you were right
the whole time.

- Will you marry me?
- Yes.

I'm divorced.

I wasn't even there.
I didn't have a lawyer.

As is usual
in bifurcated divorces,

we now move on
to court‐ordered mediation.

These contempt filings
serve to deliberately

delay trial proceedings,
which will dilute

Mrs. Broderick's share
of community

- property.
- I have a calendar

of backed up contempt motions
against your client.

I'm imposing 19 day suspended,
6 days in jail.

- Okay.
- Here you go.

Phone's against that wall.
Cab number's on the board.

♪ ♪

- Look, I got to go.
- Bye.

Mrs. Broderick?
Sid Montgomery,

feature reporter
for the San Diego Register.

- Oh, I'm... I mean, I...
- Your case, your divorce,

might be the worst one
I've seen in this county.

You've seen a lot
of divorces, huh?

Well,
I cover the court, so yeah.

So I know that
you've had it rough.

I just got caught up
on all the proceedings

and seen how long
they've been going on

and that the date
for your property settlement

hasn't been set yet, so,

I thought maybe you might
have some things to say

about all that on the record.

Look, I get it.

You want to get home, so...

This is my desk phone
and my pager.

Okay?

Oh, and just remember,

sometimes a problem
just needs a little daylight.

♪ ♪

I've seen the other side
of life now.

♪ ♪

The sordid, degrading side,
and I'm a part of it.

And it actually
wasn't any worse

than the hell in my head.

He sent me to jail
and set me free.

♪ ♪

There's nothing more
liberating than to realize

you don't have to live up
to anything anymore.

This just doesn't sound like
how you said she acts.

Like, signing her name
to your legal documents...

Yeah, and putting her voice
on his machine.

It's always at such a remove.

- Passive, you know?
- Plausible deniability.

Yeah, are we even sure
that's her handwriting?

- I wondered that too.
- It looks so...

If it wasn't the whore,
who was it?

Uh...

I'm sorry this happened to
you on top of everything else.

It just...
Do you want to talk?

- About what, the engagement?
- We are talking about it.

Also, how is Dan Broderick on
his knees in a bar newsworthy?

- What about jail, Betty?
- It must've been terrible.

- Actually, it was interesting.
- I made a lot of new friends.

Hey, did you ever
figure out an outfit

for Tracy's graduation?

Karen, did you find one
for Scott's?

Well, I thought I did, and it
looked great in the store,

and it looked great
in my walk‐in,

and then I go to answer
the phone wearing it,

and I saw myself
in the hall mirror and died.

Never look at yourself
in the hall.

Betty, what are you wearing?

I wonder if she thinks
she's coming.

Who?

Linda "The Whore" Kolkena,
to my daughter's graduation.

Can't you just see her waltzing
her skinny ass right in there?

All I can say is,
if that happens,

then I'll know the bastard has
really lost his goddamn mind.

You were here before.

- Feature desk.
- This is Sid.

- Hi, Sid.
- It's Elisabeth Broderick.

I was just given the date of
my property settlement hearing.

Well,
that's good news, right?

I don't know,

but I decided I want
my side of the story out

before it happens.

*DIRTY JOHN*
Season 02 Episode 06

Episode Title : "The Twelfth of Never"
Aired on: June 30, 2020

Ant Transporty...
and suddenly walk and now

with a 19 year old
and a red sports car.

- Huh.
- The girlfriend, the Corvette,

the "Risky Business"
sunglasses,

a cover boy for
"Midlife Crisis Magazine."

"Cool, man, cool."

I'd think it was hilarious
if it wasn't my husband.

Well, you have
a sense of humor about it.

But so there might be
some people who could think

your situation's
not all that bad.

- Didn't I meet you in jail?
- Well, that's true.

I realize I'm lucky.

I'm healthy.

I have more than most people
will ever have in their life.

But if Dan had defrauded
a business partner

the way he did me
when he broke our contract,

he'd be the one in jail,
not me.

Our first baby graduating,

our baby who was there
with us on our honeymoon

and we didn't even know it.

What will he say?

He'll have to say something,
today of all days.

He'll talk to me.
He'll be nice.

He has to.

He'll be nice to me today.

Ladies and gentlemen,
our new graduates.

- Hi.
- Hi, sweetie!

Oh, you're so pretty.

Mom.

I couldn't find you.
Hi.

How could he bring her here?

I would...

Did you try saying,
"This is a family event.

"My mother is going
to see her daughter graduate,

"and your presence
will just detract

"from the joy at my achievement

"because everyone
will just be talking about

how my father left us
for the tacky office slut."

- I...
- Tell me I'm wrong.

You can't.

- Oh, my God, Trace.
- Look at you.

- Are you just so proud, Betty?
- Hi, sweetie.

Remember from church the two
of them in the Noah's Ark play?

Oh, Fred has that camera.
Let me take a picture.

- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Please.

Here we go.

Okay, ready?
So beautiful.

Congratulations.

That Linda's outfit
was tacky, um,

and that you were tacky
for bringing her,

and a shithead.

In general,
or just for bringing her?

And she never mentioned
anything about the engagement?

Just the wedding china?

Yeah, she just wants it back.

- Hmm.
- She talked about it a lot.

Like, a lot.

And you're sure
that she didn't get it

from the Coral Reef house?

And she hasn't mentioned it
before, has she?

I've never seen it on any
of her lists of asks.

- Hunter's coming.
- I'm gonna change.

I mean, if we could find it,
it could buy us some peace.

Why does she suddenly
want it now?

- Oh, she just does.
- Why anything?

Linda, she probably didn't have
any film in the camera.

Of course she did.

Okay, but so
we're gonna go from that

to getting an alarm system
for the house?

She's gonna think she's
the master of mind control.

How much do you think
she's gonna love it

if we turn our house
into a fortress

because she pretended
to take some photos of you?

It's not about
that specifically.

It's not just about that.

Mm‐hmm.

Can't we get an alarm
just to have one?

Do we have to care if Betty
might love it if we do?

No, but we have to care
about teaching her

that she can get me to react.

When I filed a claim,
not only did they say

they weren't gonna pay me
for one week,

they docked me two years pay.

So then I tried to file
a complaint,

but HR said since I was
no longer an employee,

I had no standing
to file anything.

So then I just gave up.

But with HALT, I finally
have people on my side.

Thank you, Margaret.

Thank you.

Okay, everyone, uh,
let's take a quick break.

Are you Elisabeth Broderick?

I've heard about your case.

You don't know
the half of it.

Well, I know you don't
have a lawyer

and that
your ex‐husband is one.

And I know you have a lot
of kindred spirits in here.

Would you be willing
to talk to the group?

Yeah?
All right.

Hey, everyone,
this is Elisabeth.

She's gonna talk now.

Hi.

I was married for 16 years,
and now I'm not.

My husband hired a bimbo
and told me

he didn't want me anymore,
after only a couple years

of lying to me about it
every day first.

He won't let me see my kids,
I don't have a settlement,

and he fines me
when I call him a dickhead

on his answering machine.

But I'm sure things are gonna
start going my way

now that he's president
of the San Diego Bar.

Also, call me "Betty."

When's the interview
come out?

Soon...
I hope before the hearing,

so if Dan tries to get
the courtroom closed,

- people will know why.
- Hmm.

What about an attorney?
Any luck?

You want to know
what I've decided?

- You ready?
- Mm‐hmm.

I'm gonna do it...

uh, appear, what's it, uh,

pro se.

Represent myself.

Legalese.

Why is "pro se" short
for "in propria persona?"

Why isn't it "pro per?"

Nobody knows better
what a cheat Dan is.

Nobody knows
our history better.

I will have him cornered
on the witness stand.

He will have to go
on record in public

and say that he put me
in an asylum, put me in jail,

left me for the office whore,
let my son get lice,

where he was
when our baby died.

Hmm.

Do you have any sense
how much you owe Dan

in terms of Epsteins?

Yeah, that is something

I've been wondering
about... Epsteins.

Why do I have to reimburse Dan

for the down payment
on my house,

when he doesn't have to
repay me for the one on his?

We were married
when we bought both houses.

- Right.
- Yeah.

So this is where the date
of separation comes in.

From the day he moved out,

divorced or not,
it's all his money, not yours.

See, this is why
an accountant would help,

and a lawyer of course,

to go after Dan's tax returns,
his partnerships,

get a list of the cases
he worked on...

Hilary asked for
all of that.

Do I have it?
No.

Besides, Dan's just gonna
doctor his books anyway.

The only thing an attorney
ever did for me was lose.

I can do that for free.

Well,

will you at least let me
help you try not to lose?

Yes, I will.

Hi.
I'd like a copy of my file.

- What's the caption?
- Of what?

Broderick versus Broderick.

Wow, you know the lingo.

Well, in my divorce,

the first hearing,

the judge yelled at me
for not wearing a dress.

He said in his courtroom,

men needed to wear suits and
women needed to wear dresses.

- What were you wearing?
- Liz Claiborne pants suit.

- Nice.
- Why are we whispering?

I... I don't know.

It's not the library.

File's not in the archive,
and it's not in the courtroom.

I'll keep an eye out,
but I don't have it.

Sorry.

I've never heard of this
happening,

but we need
to rebuild that file.

But do you have motions
Dan and his attorneys filed,

any summonses?

I have all his letters.

I have everything
he ever wrote me.

Calendar number one,
Broderick versus Broderick.

The plaintiff,
Daniel Broderick,

is present with his attorney
Walter Mills.

Also present is the defendant,

Elisabeth Broderick,

who is appearing pro se.

Your Honor, I understand
the press are present today.

My client has always been
deeply concerned

of the negative impact

that civil review
can have on his children,

and so we would request

that the courtroom
be closed to the public.

Mrs. Broderick?

I'm for opening it up
to everyone on principle.

It's a public proceeding.

I have nothing to hide.

And if I'm such the awful,

guilty person
Dan paints me to be,

why is he so afraid
of people knowing it?

Well, as an adult,

Mr. Broderick can live
with the choices he's made.

The issue here involves
your vulnerable children.

I don't think
it's only about

hurting or not hurting
my children.

It's a terrible dilemma.

If you demand
an open proceeding,

there is the inference that

that is not an appropriate
parenting decision,

which could adversely
affect your position

in the custody matter.

Whereas if you choose to have
the proceeding closed,

you may be sacrificing
your own personal needs

as you believe them to be.

Yes, okay.

Close it, please.

Close it.

All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

please clear the court.

Besides custody
of the minor marital children,

Your Honor will face a problem
of major proportions

when attempting to determine
a settlement of property

in this case.

In addition, the issue
of spousal support promises

to entail significant argument,
but I'm confident

that with testimony
and evidence submitted,

Your Honor will find in favor
of Mr. Broderick.

Thank you.

Mrs. Broderick,

would you like to make
your opening statement now

or wait until
you begin your case?

Isn't... isn't this
the beginning?

I don't have one prepared.

I can make one.

I'm happy to be here

to get some resolution
in this case,

get back some semblance
of normalcy

in a life that feels like
it's been under siege

for years.

My support, I would just like
to be able to go on living.

I would like what's fair,
what takes into account

in some way my contribution.

So I hope that we can
settle something.

Thank you.

Yes, I do have many
investment properties,

especially in Colorado,
but with the collapse

of oil values earlier
in this decade and Colorado

being an energy state,
their value shrunk.

I don't like it,
I'm sure Bets doesn't like it,

but that's it.

All of my wealth really
is in my law practice,

which, uh, I've had evaluated,
and if the court agrees,

I intend to offer Bets
half that value.

Would you say that
once you achieved success,

Mrs. Broderick was happy?

The more money I made,
the more she spent.

But no,
she was never satisfied.

If it was expensive,
she needed it.

How would you describe
the support that

Mrs. Broderick
provided you

when you began
your legal career?

- Nonexistent.
- How would describe

Mrs. Broderick's
itemized expenses

that she's using as the basis
for her support allocation?

- Outrageous.
- Would you characterize

Mrs. Broderick
as driven by greed?

Yes, and frankly,

I'm gonna have to tighten
my expenses very soon...

not just with a daughter
going to college,

but I am getting remarried,

starting a new family.

I anticipate there
will be expenses

in connection with that.

Mr. Montgomery,
it's Elisabeth Broderick again.

I was just calling
about the article again,

when it's coming out?

It should've happened by now,
don't you think?

Please let me know.
Thanks.

Come here.

Where were you?

- The movies.
- Remember?

I remember
it started at 6:25.

What are you doing?

Preparing
to examine a witness.

- You are?
- What witness?

Dad?

Shit.

Wow.

Okay.

What movie did you see again?

"Scrooged."

Oh, yeah?

Come over here
where I can see you.

- Why, what's your deal?
- Do it.

Or you're grounded.

Now you're grounded
for whatever it was

you were really doing.

You know,
when you examine Dad,

you should ask about
all the nicknames

he and Linda call you.

"Crazy," obviously,

and "the monster,"

and "the beast."

Your Honor, I don't have
any firsthand knowledge

of the numbers presented by
Mr. Broderick and Mr. Mills.

Nor do I know the law
or really the rules of trial.

But I'll do my best
to play the game,

and if you'll just let me know

if I'm making any mistakes
along the way.

Mr. Broderick,

when did this case start?

February 28th, 1985.

Oh, is that when
you think it was?

At our separation,
is that what you mean?

It isn't.

When was the moment
this divorce really started?

April 12th, 1969.

And what's the relevance
of that date for the record?

That was the date
we got married, Your Honor.

What I'm trying to get at
by asking "When did it start,"

is when did I first
become aware

of your affair
with Linda Kolkena?

- Objection.
- Relevance.

Sustained.

In California, Mrs. Broderick,

as I'm sure you're aware,
we recognize no‐fault divorce.

Therefore the issue here today

is not one of whose fault
the divorce was.

We are only here

to decide the question
of division of property,

the assets of the community,

and to determine
the appropriate parent

for the custody
of the minor children.

I was manipulated purposely
and with malice

before this case was even filed
by an expert attorney.

I'm trying to show how...

how Dan cut me off
from our community assets

from the start of his affair
with Linda Kolkena.

Then see if there isn't
anything to develop

that relates to the assets.

You must refer to the assets,

not to any alleged affair,
okay?

- Okay.
- Thank you, Your Honor.

Remember what my reaction was
when you hired this girl?

- Objection.
- Relevance.

Sustained.

You're still in
the area of fault.

Do you remember me
telling you,

"Fire your assistant
or get out of this house?"

- Objection.
- Sustained.

Wait...

Stay away from
the alleged affair.

I cannot be more clear, okay?

You want me to just
change the whole subject?

- Will that make you happy?
- Yes, ma'am.

Do you remember how we lived
when we first got married?

- In New York?
- Yeah.

How we lived mostly
on my salary,

how we went through my savings?

I remember you had
a small nest egg

from babysitting,
I think it was.

You remember how hard it was?

All the jobs I had,
even after I was pregnant?

I remember you had
various odd jobs, Tupperware,

the one from the department
store on the holidays,

but I don't recall them
being particularly helpful.

You're saying
we weren't poor?

Did we ever have
to go on food stamps?

I don't know.

We got food stamps
once or twice.

You remember we didn't have
a crib when Tracy was born?

- What?
- No, I don't.

You don't remember
we didn't have a crib?

From my memory,
in my mind, uh,

these were...
it was a busy time.

We were stretched but we
always came through all right.

Oh, yeah.

Did I support you financially

while you were
in medical school?

You contributed to the upkeep
of the household, yes.

Why would I do that?

I assume it was an investment

in your future as the wife
of a wealthy doctor.

You're saying
I only did it for myself?

Is that what you thought
at the time?

I was busy at the time.

If I was so invested in being
a wealthy doctor's wife,

how'd you convince me to agree

to the idea of you
going to law school?

Well, I told you that

I could make more money
as a lawyer with an MD.

Did you contribute
to our household income

while you were in law school?

No, you did not.
Did I?

- We took out loans.
- For tuition.

But yes,

you did get some money
in between pregnancies.

When did you first start
telling our children

that I was mentally ill?

I don't recall
putting it that way.

When I would confront you
with questions

about a certain party,

wasn't your answer
that I was crazy?

Could you be more specific?

Were you seen
out and around town

with Linda Kolkena in 1983?

Objection.

Mrs. Broderick,
you've been warned.

Okay, but this isn't
an issue of fault.

His only grounds for keeping
the kids is his claim

that I need psychiatric help.

He submitted reports to you,
audio tapes

claiming I'm a mental case,
that I'm crazy.

I'm just trying to prove
that I'm not.

I'm trying to establish

why I might've been angry
at the time that...

Mr. Broderick's outside
activities are not assistive

to your present ability
to parent.

Sustained.

An Epstein credit ensures
one spouse will be reimbursed

by the other for expenses
or debts after separation.

Haven't you dragged
out payments

and encumbered properties

in order to increase
my Epsteins to you?

- No, I have not.
- Why else wouldn't you

have paid off the lake house
or the Colorado properties?

Why haven't you paid back
your Harvard Law School loans?

Why did you charge me
half of these payments

two years after you left me?

I pay my bills automatically
every month.

I've been paying for Harvard
on a monthly basis since 1974.

I just kept doing it,
uh, out of habit.

If you're insinuating
that this is some kind of plot,

I didn't learn about
Epstein credits

until long after
our separation.

Wasn't your first lawyer
Doug Layton,

an expert on Epsteins?

Mrs. Broderick,
you misunderstand the point.

I don't think I do.

Mr. Broderick either paid
your expenses or he didn't,

and you're looking for
skeletons where there are none.

Dan, as I was looking through
boxes of papers,

I happened on
two bank withdrawals you made,

one for $175,000
closing out an account,

and one for $80,000
emptying another one,

both in February 1985.

Both before you left me.

On those days,
you withdrew that money

February 5th and February 22nd.

Did you know you'd be
leaving me on February 28th?

No.

But yet you closed out
two accounts that I know of.

How did that money affect the
valuation of your law practice?

'Cause it wasn't included
in the appraisal.

It should have.

Uh, those figures
should have been adjusted.

Upward.

Your Honor, uh,
at which point in time

will you be valuing
Dan's law practice?

At the time of separation
four years ago,

or at the current time?

Well, the community asset
can be valued either/or.

But you get to decide which.

That is true.

When?

When the case is ended,
uh, based on the facts

and the circumstances
presented.

- Hmm.
- Okay.

The appraiser hired
by Mr. Broderick

valued the practice
on February 28th, 1985.

I didn't find anything
in the record

evaluating its current worth,
so you only have the "either."

You don't actually
have the "or."

That is true.

Is that
my responsibility to get?

Correct.

So do I need an expert,
or do I just ask Mr. Broderick?

Well, you can ask
Mr. Broderick

the question you want to ask,

and to the extent
he knows the answer,

we'll hear what he has to say.

Can you explain why
the value of your practice...

the cases, the hardware,
the computers, the cars,

the pension, everything,
comes out to less in value

than what you earn
in a single year?

- Objection.
- Sustained.

Argumentative.

- Jeez.
- Really?

The night you left our house,
what did you say to me?

- What did I...
- February 28, 1985,

you said you were leaving
because

you needed time to think
about your life.

- I said...
- What about your life,

you couldn't say,
but is it not true that that...

I said I am leaving you,

that we can't live
together anymore,

that it's been too bad
for too long between us.

It doesn't work.
I have to go.

At any point
did you use the word

- "separation" or "divorce?"
- No.

Because I hadn't decided
to do that yet.

I don't know when
I first concluded

that you have
emotional problems,

but it was a long time ago.

I understand your anger.
I understand your hatred.

Yeah, you understand,

yet you drag me through
the legal system for years.

And now here we are.

After everything
I've given you,

after everything you have,

I don't think you have a
legitimate basis for complaint.

But I also don't think
there's any amount of money

that's going to be
enough for you.

You want to destroy me,
over and done with,

and unless and until
that happens,

you're not going to be happy.

Did the end of our marriage

have anything to do
with Linda Kolkena?

Linda Kolkena
had nothing to do

with the end of that marriage.

- I have nothing else.
- Thank you.

Your Honor,
Mrs. Broderick has asked for

$25,000 a month for ten years,

a million dollar tax repayment,
custody of the minor children,

and reimbursement
of attorney fees.

Now, I would ask Your Honor
to recognize

that Mrs. Broderick
knows no spending limits

and that her expenses
are emotional blackmail.

Now, Daniel Broderick
has risen to wealth

through hard work
and God‐given talent,

and he is being more generous
than most would be in conceding

that his wife might need
$9,000 a month for a year

and $5,000 a month
for two years after that,

and though the children's
obvious affection

for their mother
must warrant some visitation,

custody should go
to Mr. Broderick.

It is for Mrs. Broderick's own
good to limit her settlement.

If Your Honor makes
an artificially high award,

you really cripple her,
and in fact, it'll provide

a lack of incentive
to contribute to herself

when she is clearly a woman
of formidable abilities.

Only consider her performance
in this trial.

Thank you.

Mr. Broderick was low enough
to put to this court

that our divorce started
the day we were married.

So I will argue that,
too, I guess.

I wanted a husband
and a family.

Dan needed a wife
that could wait on him,

have sex with him,
have his family,

and run his home
while he worked all the time.

We were equal partners
until we got wealthy

when Dan then considered
his earnings his sole property.

I think I've been very generous
in letting Mr. Broderick

calculate the value
of everything.

We have so much money,

more than enough to keep him
and his new family happy

and the family we have
happy too.

If I get the children,
I don't want them

to have to give up
their schools, music lessons,

trips, things that
are important to them

that we made important to them,
but at this stage of life,

I can hardly hope to match
Dan Broderick's earning power.

I hope I can get any job.

Everyone wants a kitten.
No one wants a cat.

So I hope Your Honor
will remember

that Mr. Broderick's
God‐given talents

have been showcased
by his medical and law degrees,

which over many years
of sacrifice in my youth,

I helped to pay for.

Me, not God.

The court will be recessed
until the 30th

when I will render my decision.

Thank you, everyone.

- This is Sid.
- This isn't an interview.

It just talks about
our hearing being closed.

What happened to everything
we talked about?

I asked Dan
for his rebuttal.

He asked to sit down with me.

Well...

okay, so then where is it?

There's hardly even
any quotes in here.

Well, because
after we were done,

he threatened to sue me
for invasion of privacy.

Well...

Why did he even want to sit
down with you at all then?

I think he thought
he could convince me

none of any of it
was worth my time.

"It's never going
to be over for me.

"I know that.

It's not going to end
until one of us is gone."

He let you quote him
on that I guess,

whatever it's supposed to mean.

Well, I actually asked him
what it meant, and he said,

"Because she'll probably be
asking for support for life.

But also because you...
you can't let go."

Maybe I'm crazy,

but I can finally imagine it
after so long,

having support from a court
I can rely on,

him not being able
to fine me anymore,

my kids,

a nice job,

a life of my own.

- Job?
- What job is this?

- Hmm.
- I saw an ad.

The preschool Liz Beale's
little girls went to,

a teaching assistant.

And you applied for it?

No, I start the 12th.

- And... and it's a done deal?
- You're in?

I... I'm glad.
That's so great.

Why is it "so great?"

I just want to say
that I never believed it

for a minute, never.

I have been more worried

that you would hear
about it somewhere,

and now you're suddenly talking
about this preschool job,

- and that it would come out...
- Marie.

At the drycleaners,
I saw Peter,

my lawyer from my divorce,

and we were just
talking about all of it.

Mm‐hmm.

And he did say...

He heard that your courtroom
was sealed

because you're
a child molester.

You've attacked
and destroyed me,

my home, my possessions,
and my family,

and you continue to repeatedly
attack, steal, and destroy.

You are the sickest
person alive.

No one will mourn you.

That's how long it's been
since you've been here.

No one even remembers

that I smashed my car
into his door.

Obviously,
I'd pay for your airfare.

That's not necessary,
Betty Anne.

Just to have you here?

Just to show the judge
that I'm not this

alone person,

that I'm part of a family
that cares?

That would just be so...

Look, your father and I
don't wanna be a part of this,

whether you win or you don't.

To begin with the division
of the marital assets,

the court accepts the appraisal
of the law firm

owned by Mr. Broderick
and confirms its value

at the date of separation.

After reviewing
the Epstein credits,

legal costs, and cash advances,
I find that Mrs. Broderick

owes Mr. Broderick
a total of $787,063.

Taking that deduction
into account,

I award her a lump sum payment

of $28,606.02.

As to custody,

I find that Mr. Broderick
will retain sole custody.

Mrs. Broderick is awarded
formal visitation rights

on alternating holidays
and weekends.

And finally as
to spousal support,

I keep the figure
at $16,000 monthly,

contingent on remarriage
or death of either party

or further order of the court.

"Further order
of the court,"

meaning until the next time

Dan Broderick feels like
appealing it.

Till the next time
I annoy him,

and he brings down
the axe again.

What man wouldn't be angry
at being treated like this?

But women aren't allowed
to get angry,

because the men
write the rules.

- Will you hit Walt please?
- I can't reach him.

I would rather hit you
than Walt.

Okay, you ladies
take care of Chrissie

when she gets back,
all right?

- Dessert wines all around!
- I'll have a...

Must be nice
now that it's all over with.

Oh, it's not nice exactly,

but it is over.

Can I, um...

can I ask,

could you have come across
Betty's china

ever at some point?

It's Pickard.
It's white and ivory...

Encrusted with a gold band.

So you have.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Betty is so focused on it,

really wanting it back.

I feel like if you did that,

it could be
a little olive branch.

Well, you know her so well,

and I don't really.

And what I do know,
I don't like,

so I'm not doing
an olive branch.

I know Betty's
been awful to you,

but if you give the china back,

at least then you'd never have
to think about it ever again.

Or I could break it.

Maybe I will.

That's what she would do.

If you're thinking about
carrying it,

that's another reason
for this model.

Pick it up if you want.
You can.

I was a marksman
back in school.

Ammunition,
these .38 rounds will all work.

Uh, just these ones
are $5 more a box.

The men write the rules,
and the rules are

you're allowed to defend
yourself if you're a man.

You're allowed to defend
your home and family

and property if you're a man,
but if you're a woman,

you're supposed to go
in the corner and cry

and take pills
and kill yourself.

These are for you
to fill out, permits and such.

Need a pen?

Got one.