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Hold on. I gotta come up.
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I gotta take the world's
biggest fucking piss.
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We can't be late.
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We won't!
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- Who's holding?
- If you're not then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa little lady.
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You're getting angry kind of quick
don't you think?
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- I was just teasing you.
- I'm not angry.
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It just would be nice if y'all didn't
just count on me all the fucking time
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay mean girl in a high school movie.
Are you through having a tantrum?
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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- Yes you are.
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You've been in the car all of two seconds
and you're already cursing at me.
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- I am not cursing at you.
- You said "Jesus Christ Shanna."
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And then
before the sentence was over
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your "irritatance."
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All right. Come on guys. Don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One: It is not about the money.
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It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two: We're not really fighting.
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Arlene have you forgotten
what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like?
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh billboard.
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So what's the plan man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You're so good.
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I know.
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Okay is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is.
He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson
the filmmaker is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me
he'd fucking call me
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does
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and on my birthday
give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh billboard.
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Yeah but you get those legs
of yours around him and it's all over.
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Yeah well when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills
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that I am also living in
I'll let you know it worked.
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So margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's
touch base with Chris and Jesse
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tell them about later
and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys will be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh shit.
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Speaking of which what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well you know not mu...
We just fucking met each other.
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I mean if you don't bust their balls a
little bit they're never gonna respect you.
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Okay we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed half-dressed or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
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We didn't do the thing.
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Excuse me for living
but what is "the thing"?
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You know it's everything but.
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They call it "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing."
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Do guys like the thing?
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They like it better than no thing.
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Okay I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So you're making out
on the couch with Nate right?
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- Correct.
- Whose couch?
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- His or the one in your hotel room?
- What am I stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up.
We worked our way to lying down.
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Mmm the plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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- What else?
- That was it.
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So we made out
for a little while on the couch
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and I said "Okay I'm gonna go to bed now
so it's time for you to leave."
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And then he starts to whine
"Oh right now?"
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And I said "Yep right now.
Let's go."
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And he says
"Well wait. What about this?"
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And I said "No."
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He said "What do you mean no?
You don't even know what I'm gonna say."
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I said "l already know
what you're gonna say
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and the answer's no."
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He said "How can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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I said "Because you're gonna say
'let's just go to sleep together.
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"'We don't gotta do nothing.
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"'Just cuddle sleep next to each other
wake up in the morning together.'
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No you're gonna leave
but I'll see you tomorrow."
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Yeah fuck Nate.
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I mean he's cute and all
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but Jesse Letterman's
gonna be all over her.
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- Jesse Letterman...
- Remember no hooking up tonight.
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You can hang out with him
you can make out with him
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but no hooking up with him
because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing.
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He said "l am letting you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house
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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."
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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell yeah!
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It's not like he ain't gonna know either
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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Look he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear.
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But you know when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him like
the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship
with Ben
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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- You call her dad Ben?
- I'm not a child. That's his name.
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So when are the boys showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either
A depending on their fucking ass
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or B depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves
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we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.
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Ooh try Lanna Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh hey that's your last billboard
before Guero's.
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Oh come on.
Give me a break.
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"Oh come on" my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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Jules let me get a drag?
Thanks.
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Oh my God!
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Hey this is...
and I's U .T. days Arlene.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second but I'm with some friends.
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Oh.
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So you must be... must be...
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So you must be the infamous Butterfly.
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Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah now thanks to you
we gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a little somethin'-somethin'
about you on the air today.
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Julia what the fuck did you say
about me on the radio?
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All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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who was in from out of town
for the weekend
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight
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and if they were out on the town
maybe they'd see us.
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And I described you and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out
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if they'd do something
you'd do something.
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Okay now Julia I'm serious.
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What did you say
and what did you say I'd do?
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Anyhoo I could explain what I said
which would be boring
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or Marcy over here
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who is an incredible actress
could act it out for you
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which I think
will give you a better idea
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of what you have in store
for you tonight.
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Okay so just tell me your way.
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- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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Okay give Marcy your drink.
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Thank you.
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Okay so you're in a club or a bar
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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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or better be fucking hysterically funny
but not funny-looking guy
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who you could fuck.
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- Got it.
- Okay Marcy take it.
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Howdy.
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Hi there.
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Excuse me but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly would it?
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Yes it is. Itseems you have me
at a disadvantage.
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Barry.
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Pleased to meet you Barry.
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- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!
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So is uh Butterfly your real name?
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Yes it is.
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And how'd you know my name Barry?
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I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this morning.
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Oh you did did you?
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Oh yeah. I listen to her show
every morning.
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Oh you do do you?
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Yeah. She's like
the coolest lady in town.
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Don't you think she's got a big ass?
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Nah man.
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I like her ass that way.
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She got a black girl's ass.
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Well that's what she always says
but natural fact
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she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.
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- She's got a big ass.
- Okay what the fuck are you doing?
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Oh look who wants to get
to the point all of a sudden.
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Okay we'll get to the point.
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But for your information
skinny bitch
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black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men
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have had plenty fun
adoring my ass.
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I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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All right if you're not gonna
buy me a drink can I have mine back?
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No. Okay okay okay okay.
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So Butterfly can I buy you a drink?
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- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?
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I'll take a margarita.
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Here you go.
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So after they buy you a drink
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when they raise their glass to toast
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they look you dead in the eye
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and repeat this poem:
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"The woods are lovely
dark and deep
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"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
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"Did you hear me Butterfly?
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Miles to go before you sleep."
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And then if they say that...
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you gotta give them a lap dance.
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What?
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If they call you Butterfly
buy you a drink
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repeat that poem
you gotta give them a lap dance.
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That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.
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Well you can do it or not
but if you don't
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everybody in Austin's
gonna think you're a chickenshit.
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And I don't think you want everybody
in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.
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I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
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Oh come on.
It's gonna be funny.
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Yeah everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
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Look you don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
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I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
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So some geek comes over
trying to be cool
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just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
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No harm no foul
but you get a free drink out of it.
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But maybe a little later
in the evening
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you've had a few drinks
you're kind of loosey-goosey
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you're safe with your girls
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then some kind of cute kind of hot
kind of sexy hysterically funny
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but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it
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then maybe you did it earlier
maybe you didn't.
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You made me trip.
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You made me trip
you dumb bitch!
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Shut the...
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You fuckin' idiot!
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Any dead soldiers here?
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Uh these two. Thank you.
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Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
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That's a good fucking question.
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Lanna Frank!
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Where are you?
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Well come over already.
We're waiting for you.
241
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,040
Shit!
242
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,000
Hold on!
243
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,010
So where are you?
244
00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:00,010
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
245
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,140
No we're not coming over there.
246
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,230
You come over here
like you said you would.
247
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,310
So is it "Shawna" and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
248
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,770
- "Shawna"?
- Oh fuck! I...
249
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:15,110
No. Now there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
250
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,070
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other
251
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,450
we all hate the name Shawna
252
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,870
and we really hate it
when people call us Shawna.
253
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:03,330
Just remember it's Shanna Banana
not Shawna Banawna.
254
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,460
Okay but at some point in the evening
I had fuckability stock.
255
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,080
Yeah. I mean...
256
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,750
it wasn't bullish but...
257
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:39,200
Okay Warren's sending over shots.
258
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,820
And you know the house rule:
259
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,330
If he sends over shots
you've gotta do them.
260
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:45,870
- What?
- Hey them's the rules baby.
261
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,660
Warren says it we do it!
262
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,920
I love that philosophy:
"Warren says it we do it."
263
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,130
- So let's do it!
- What is it?
264
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,130
Hey shot first questions later.
265
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,970
Here we go! Post time!
266
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,470
Mmm!
267
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,140
Whoo-hoo!
268
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,680
Ow!
269
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,900
Now is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
270
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,360
What the fuck is it?
271
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:19,400
Chartreuse the only liquor so good
they named a color after it.
272
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,950
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
273
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,200
Not me.
274
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,370
- I'm going out for a smoke.
- Okay.
275
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,790
But careful where you keep
that hot flame all right?
276
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,500
You'll blow up the joint.
277
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,890
Drinks. What can I get you?
Shanna Banana?
278
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:49,560
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
279
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,600
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic no ice.
280
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,190
Good boy.
281
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:58,070
Oh.
282
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,710
Oh hey Punky uh one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
283
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,210
- Oh Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!
284
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,090
You scared the fuck
out of me you shitty asshole!
285
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,840
I swear Arlene
I was not trying to scare you.
286
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,590
I just got lucky.
287
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,470
Oh hardy-fucking-har.
Go inside.
288
00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:08,260
- Wait a minute.
- Why?
289
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,890
- I was thinking we could make out.
- What on a porch?
290
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,770
Not even in the bar
but in front of the entrance?
291
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,100
- Forget it.
- No in my car.
292
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,560
What out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
293
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,860
Not in my car it's not.
294
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,820
Look you won't get wet.
295
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,030
I promise you.
296
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,530
You know most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
297
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,120
Ha-ha-ha.
You know what I mean.
298
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,830
Look I know you guys are going
to Lake LBJ and we can't come.
299
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,460
I wanna make out!
300
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:41,750
Okay just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
301
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,010
Okay but I don't want it
super-fucking obvious
302
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,970
to everybody
in the bar I've been gone
303
00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:53,850
so we'll go in your car we'll make out
for six minutes and that's it.
304
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:54,930
- Deal?
- Great.
305
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,440
No no no. Deal or no deal?
306
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,850
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes
307
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,980
we can just walk back inside
the fucking bar right now.
308
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,610
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
309
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,110
And no begging.
When you say done it's done.
310
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,320
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
311
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,950
Okay let's go.
312
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,160
Oh you got two jobs:
313
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,040
kiss good and make sure
my hair don't get wet.
314
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:50,110
Now look you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here
315
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,570
before Christian Simonson shows up
316
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,370
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
317
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,450
But what's the point?
318
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,580
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake LBJ
319
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,210
and it's no guys...
absolutely no guys.
320
00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:03,090
Okay so after we bring
the girls drinks
321
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:07,670
in fairly rapid order but not obvious
we order two more rounds of shots.
322
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,220
You think they're gonna fall for that?
323
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:13,100
We'll be very convincing.
324
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,470
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
325
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,930
We go to Jäger shots.
326
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,390
Man they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.
327
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,020
Dude as long as a guy's buying the booze
a fucking bitch'll drink anything.
328
00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:25,770
Come on dude we can at least
get one shot of Jäger
329
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,400
down these fucking bitches' throats.
330
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,440
After that we'll see if they got
another Jäger shot in them.
331
00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:30,530
You never know.
332
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,160
That could be the shot that puts
them past the point of "fuck it."
333
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,030
Then all of a sudden
"no guys at the lake house"
334
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,740
turns into "a couple of guys
at the lake house."
335
00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,250
My point exactly.
336
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,620
I know I can at least get
Shanna "Suck My" Banana
337
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,000
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
338
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,250
What's Julia's sweet shot?
339
00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:45,880
- Key lime pie.
- Oh come on.
340
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,800
Even fucking Leroy Brown'd
do one more for dessert.
341
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,800
Dude check it out.
342
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,760
I wonder if B.J.
brought the Bear with him.
343
00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:00,180
Jesus!
344
00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:06,690
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
345
00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:10,030
Could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace please?
346
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:44,190
And where did you two
disappear to?
347
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,940
I had to get something out of the car
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
348
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,690
to escort me with his umbrella.
349
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:51,150
Ah good for you Nate.
350
00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:53,240
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
351
00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:57,570
Who the dirty hippie?
352
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,490
Meow. She's not a hippie.
353
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:02,330
She might as well be a hippie.
354
00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,920
Thank you Timmy boy.
355
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,670
Well do you know
what just happened to her?
356
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,420
No. But I know she's a skinny
fake-blonde bitch.
357
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,010
Oh I'm sorry.
You were telling a story.
358
00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:16,680
What about her?
359
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:23,730
Hey Warren is there anybody in this place
you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
360
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,860
Fair lady your chariot awaits.
361
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,520
You've been eavesdropping?
362
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:33,610
Oh eavesdropping
and can't help but hear.
363
00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:36,700
I think I belong
in the latter category.
364
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,620
So uh Icy Hot
365
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,030
are you offering me a ride home?
366
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,620
I'm offering you a lift if
when I'm ready to leave you are too.
367
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:47,210
And when are you thinking
about leaving?
368
00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:49,540
Truthfully I'm not thinking about it.
369
00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:53,550
But when I do
you will be the first to know.
370
00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:55,380
Will you be able to uh drive later?
371
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,640
I know looks can be deceiving
372
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,390
but I'm a teetotaler.
373
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,850
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night
374
00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:04,720
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
375
00:26:04,810 --> 00:26:06,350
Which is what?
376
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:09,060
Virgin piña colada.
377
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,900
Okay. Why would someone
who doesn't drink
378
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:16,190
spend hours at a bar
drinking water?
379
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,410
A bar offers all kind of things
other than alcohol.
380
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:22,240
Mmm. Really?
381
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,040
Like what?
382
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,170
Women nacho grande platters
383
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,880
the fellowship of some
fascinating individuals
384
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,090
like Warren here.
385
00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:37,800
Alcohol is just a lubricant
for all the individual encounters
386
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,590
that a barroom offers.
387
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,930
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
388
00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:45,220
I'm not a cowboy Pam.
389
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:47,060
I'm a stuntman.
390
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:51,020
But that's a very easy mistake to make.
391
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,360
How do you know my name?
392
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,320
When you were talking with Warren
393
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,360
couldn't help but overhear.
394
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:02,200
Fair enough.
So what's your name Icy?
395
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,870
Stuntman Mike.
396
00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:07,540
Stuntman Mike's your name?
397
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,630
You ask anybody.
398
00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:14,630
Hey Warren who is this guy?
399
00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:16,380
Stuntman Mike.
400
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,670
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.
401
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,640
Warren six shots of Wild Turkey!
402
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,190
Yeah!
403
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,030
Yeah.
404
00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:45,280
Salud.
405
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,120
Down the snatch.
406
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,670
You know Pam
I think it's time for my big drink.
407
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,500
Well Stuntman Mike
408
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:57,500
since I have a tab here
can I buy you that virgin piña colada?
409
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:59,840
Thank you Pam.
That would be lovely.
410
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,510
Warren a uh virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend
411
00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:07,260
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
412
00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:10,020
Cabo Wabo virgin.
413
00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:13,330
Hi honey. Lanna Frank.
414
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:15,420
- Mwah! Hey baby.
- How are you?
415
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,790
Hey.
416
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,510
Hey. What's shaking bacon?
417
00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:24,760
Hey!
418
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,350
It's about fucking time!
419
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:34,100
Well beggars can't be choosers.
420
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:37,150
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
421
00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:38,860
What?
422
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:41,860
That table. Seems to keep
um getting your attention.
423
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:44,820
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
424
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:48,780
- Yep.
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.
425
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,780
It's got gin tequila...
426
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:53,290
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.
427
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:58,370
- Is that jealousy I detect?
- Hardly.
428
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:02,420
But if you wanna get with uh Jungle Julia
there's a real easy way to do that.
429
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,630
- Really?
- Yeah.
430
00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:05,840
- What would that be?
- Get famous.
431
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,090
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.
432
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:11,470
And you don't even wanna know
what she did for that billboard.
433
00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:14,470
Enjoy it cocksucker.
You've earned it.
434
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,480
What did she ever do to you?
435
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,020
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
436
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,270
That's what she did to me.
437
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,110
She was her height right now at 12.
438
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,820
She was a monster.
439
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:27,820
Half the guys she still fucks
from the old class
440
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,860
she used to beat up and terrorize
in the fifth grade.
441
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:32,580
I see. And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk huh?
442
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,290
That pituitary case?
443
00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:35,830
Might've kicked my ass
a couple of times.
444
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:38,870
Sorry. I'm built like a girl
not a black man.
445
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,590
But I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
446
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,950
Hey are you famous or something?
447
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,500
Or something.
448
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:22,000
No no no. Really.
449
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,670
Hey what do you do?
450
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,300
Really?
451
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:29,970
What I do is work my ass off
to get my own record label off the ground.
452
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:32,930
But why that girl
wanted a picture of me
453
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:35,010
is because I'm a local deejay.
454
00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:39,600
Wait a minute.
455
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,270
You got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger don't you?
456
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:47,280
Yeah. I got one there
too Zatoichi.
457
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,410
Yeah.
458
00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:54,740
Jungle Julia Lucai.
459
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,740
Stuntman Mike McKay.
460
00:31:56,830 --> 00:32:01,370
Well good to meet you
Stuntman Mike.
461
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,710
Now my friends and I are gonna
continue to get our weed on.
462
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,500
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you Julia.
463
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,710
But just the same no thanks.
464
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
- Suit yourself.
- But you know...
465
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,020
Aw shit. Oh God.
466
00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,270
Sorry. It's nothing.
467
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,280
What the fuck was that?
468
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,740
Actually I do want you
to have a shot.
469
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,790
You got some voucher here.
470
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,450
I asked him what movies
you worked on.
471
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:43,330
No fucking clue.
472
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:46,750
Well technically I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
473
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:49,420
I mean he shows me
an episode of High Chaparall
474
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,170
a guy falls off a horse
he says it's him.
475
00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:56,180
You know the show The Virginian?
476
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,770
Yeah well there was another actor
on that show... Gary Clarke...
477
00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:02,680
and I looked like him a bit.
478
00:33:02,770 --> 00:33:05,810
Obviously
before I cut myself shaving.
479
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,650
Oh I like it.
480
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:12,150
Well damn if you ain't so sweet
you make sugar taste just like salt.
481
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,990
Anyway I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
482
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:19,530
And uh then that show
turned into The Men of Shiloh
483
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:22,290
they brought on Lee Majors
and I doubled him.
484
00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:25,540
From that point on
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
485
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:29,460
Yeah I did damn near
the whole third season of Vegas.
486
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,710
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
487
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,760
And then Bob did another show... Gavilan
488
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,430
and he brought me with him on that till...
489
00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:41,600
And after that...
490
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,560
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?
491
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,270
Sorry.
492
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,820
- No.
- No.
493
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,700
So how exactly does one
become a stuntman
494
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Stuntman Mike?
495
00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:03,120
Well in Hollywood
496
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,040
anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
497
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,040
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
498
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,880
But really I got into the business
499
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,590
the way most people
get in the stunt business.
500
00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:15,420
- How's that?
- My brother got me in it.
501
00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,840
- Well who's your brother?
- Stuntman Bob.
502
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,520
I'm trying to get these two shows
happening in New York for November.
503
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,070
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally. Yeah.
504
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:36,820
- You need to catch up with us.
- Now the party can start.
505
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:37,900
Yep.
506
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:40,240
Anyhoo I'm sorry.
507
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,870
Will you forgive me?
508
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:47,080
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
509
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,120
- Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Mm-hmm.
510
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:51,880
How about your little friend?
You wanna bring him?
511
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,630
I thought no boys.
512
00:34:53,710 --> 00:34:55,670
If you really want him to come
Shanna won't mind.
513
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,340
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
514
00:34:58,420 --> 00:35:00,090
Us girls.
515
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,930
Good idea.
516
00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,680
Ladies.
517
00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:08,560
Thanks.
518
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Cheers Butterfly.
519
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:17,150
"The woods are lovely dark and deep
520
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:22,620
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
521
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,830
"Did you hear me Butterfly?
522
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:30,120
Miles to go before you sleep."
523
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,000
Sorry Stuntman Burt...
524
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,340
Mike.
525
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:37,800
Mike. She already
broke off that dance.
526
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,840
Is that true?
527
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,640
Did I miss my chance?
528
00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:48,390
Do I frighten you?
529
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,690
Is it my scar?
530
00:35:56,770 --> 00:35:58,650
It's your car.
531
00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:00,950
Ah. Yeah I know.
532
00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:02,780
Sorry.
533
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,870
It's my mom's car.
534
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,580
Have you been following us?
535
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:11,830
No. But that's what
I love about Austin.
536
00:36:11,910 --> 00:36:14,000
It's just so damn small.
537
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,380
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
538
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:20,340
And I saw you outside Guero's too.
539
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,180
You saw my car I saw your legs.
540
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:26,600
Now look I ain't stalking y'all
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
541
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680
So you really weren't following us?
542
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,020
I'm not following you Butterfly.
543
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,270
I just got lucky.
544
00:36:34,810 --> 00:36:39,110
So how about that lap dance?
545
00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:41,030
Sorry. Itwas a one-time-only offer
546
00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:44,490
and she did it earlier
this evening at Anton's.
547
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,870
- No she didn't.
- How do you know?
548
00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:49,700
I'm good that way.
549
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,580
And you look a little touchéd.
550
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:54,040
- What's "touchéd"?
- Wounded slightly.
551
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,920
Why should I be wounded?
552
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,420
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night
553
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:02,380
but from your look
I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
554
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,930
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit didn't it?
555
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,890
There are few things
as fetching as a bruised ego
556
00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:11,930
on a beautiful angel.
557
00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:18,270
So...
558
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,070
how about that lap dance?
559
00:37:23,150 --> 00:37:25,660
I think I'm gonna have to
give you a rain check.
560
00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:30,790
Well since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days
561
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:34,660
that rain check will be worthless.
562
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:37,750
But that's okay.
563
00:37:37,830 --> 00:37:40,420
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
564
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,260
You're still a nice girl
565
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:46,130
and I still like you.
566
00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:49,680
But I must warn you of something.
567
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,760
You know how people say...
568
00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:53,980
"You're okay in my book"
569
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:57,350
or "ln my book that's no good"?
570
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:02,690
Well I actually have a book.
571
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,650
And everybody I ever meet
572
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,030
goes in this book.
573
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:11,080
And now I've met you
and you're going in the book.
574
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:18,290
Except I'm afraid I must file you...
575
00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:22,460
under "chickenshit."
576
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,550
And what if I did it?
577
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:29,300
Well I definitely couldn't file you
under "chickenshit" then now could I?
578
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,890
What's your name again?
579
00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:32,970
Stuntman Mike.
580
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:36,810
Well Stuntman Mike I'm Butterfly.
581
00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:41,690
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
582
00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:44,150
- Yeah it is.
- Yeah.
583
00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:48,200
Why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?
584
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:05,300
What about "kind of cute kind of hot
kind of sexy hysterically funny
585
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,880
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"
586
00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:09,340
did you not understand?
587
00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:03,020
I'm driving.
588
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,270
We're gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna go hang out.
589
00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:07,350
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
590
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,860
- Bye.
- Bye.
591
00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:14,530
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
592
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,280
Lookin' good Cannonball Run!
593
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,580
He's just giving me a ride.
594
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:25,080
- Oh no doubt.
- Have a nice ride!
595
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,870
Look double fucks...
596
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,630
uh-uh I am not gonna fuck him.
597
00:42:34,710 --> 00:42:37,550
I can hear you.
598
00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:41,550
- He's old enough to be my dad...
- I can still hear you.
599
00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:47,560
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
600
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,980
Wow that's fucking scary.
601
00:42:55,070 --> 00:42:56,740
Yeah well
I wanted it to be impressive.
602
00:42:56,820 --> 00:43:00,700
Scary tends to impress.
603
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,580
Is it safe?
604
00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:05,580
Oh it's better than safe.
It's death proof.
605
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:08,250
How do you make a car death proof?
606
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:10,120
Well that's what stuntmen do.
607
00:43:10,210 --> 00:43:12,710
You've seen a movie
where a car gets into some smash-up
608
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,710
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
609
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,880
Yeah.
610
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,720
Well how do you think they accomplish that?
611
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,430
CGI?
612
00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:25,760
Well unfortunately Pam nowadays
more often than not you're right.
613
00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:28,770
But back in the all-or-nothing days
the Vanishing Point days
614
00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:31,020
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days
615
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,940
the White Line Fever days...
616
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:35,730
real cars
smashing into real cars
617
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:38,610
with real dumb people
driving them.
618
00:43:38,690 --> 00:43:41,820
So you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up
619
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:44,120
take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere
620
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,540
and voilà you got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
621
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:51,620
That makes sense.
622
00:43:51,710 --> 00:43:54,000
I just didn't know you could
make a car death proof.
623
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,000
Hell I can drive this baby
into a brick wall
624
00:43:56,090 --> 00:44:00,220
doing 125 miles an hour
just for the experience.
625
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,180
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
626
00:44:09,270 --> 00:44:10,980
Well this is a movie car.
627
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:14,100
Sometimes when you're shooting a crash
director wants to put a camera in the car.
628
00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:16,730
You know shoot the crash
from the inside.
629
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,650
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here.
630
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,990
There you go.
631
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:26,660
You know when you asked
to drive me home
632
00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:28,660
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
633
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:31,660
Yeah well actually
I didn't ask to drive you home.
634
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:35,040
You asked me for a ride and I said yes.
But look at the bright side Pam.
635
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:38,170
I won't be getting fresh
putting my hand on your knee.
636
00:44:40,050 --> 00:44:42,800
That is the bright side.
637
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,510
I thought so.
638
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,450
Well Pam which way you going?
639
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,370
- Left or right?
- Right.
640
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,960
Ah that's too bad.
641
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,290
Why?
642
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:22,050
Well because there was a 50-50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
643
00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:24,220
You see we're both going left.
644
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,510
You could've just as easily
been going left too
645
00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:27,720
and if that was the case
646
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,260
it would've been a while
before you started getting scared.
647
00:45:30,350 --> 00:45:32,810
But since you're going the other way
648
00:45:32,890 --> 00:45:34,770
I'm afraid...
649
00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:39,060
you're gonna have to start
getting scared...immediately.
650
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:41,280
What the fuck?
651
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:51,740
Cocksucking motherfucker!
652
00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:53,580
Just fucking let me out of here!
653
00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,910
I'll fucking rip your fucking...
654
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,330
Stop the fucking car!
655
00:46:38,710 --> 00:46:41,670
Okay here's the thing.
656
00:46:41,790 --> 00:46:43,960
I get it.
657
00:46:44,050 --> 00:46:47,470
I... I know it's a joke
and it's super-funny.
658
00:46:47,550 --> 00:46:51,600
Um but if you just stop right now
659
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,970
you know and... and... and let me out
660
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:57,180
I'll never tell anybody
because I know it's a joke.
661
00:46:57,270 --> 00:46:59,190
I know all about jokes.
662
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:03,440
I promise everything will be fine.
663
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,190
Just... Just... Just let me out
664
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,400
please and... and...
665
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:10,320
Hey Pam
666
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:13,660
remember when I said
this car was death proof?
667
00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:17,000
Well that wasn't a lie.
668
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,170
This car is 100% death proof.
669
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:23,460
Only to get the benefit of it honey
670
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,920
you really need to be
sitting in my seat.
671
00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:08,170
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
672
00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:23,190
No no no no.
673
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:27,230
It's Dave Dee Dozy
Beaky Mitch and Tich.
674
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,240
So you got it?
Thanks honey.
675
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,910
You're gonna play it next song right?
676
00:48:32,990 --> 00:48:35,410
Good boy.
677
00:48:35,490 --> 00:48:38,120
Growl.
678
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,250
Bye-bye.
679
00:48:40,330 --> 00:48:41,910
Who do you wanna hear?
680
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,670
Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mitch and Tich.
681
00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:45,000
Who?
682
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,130
Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mitch and Tich.
683
00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:49,920
Who the fuck are they?
684
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:53,970
For your information Pete Townshend
at one point almost quit The Who
685
00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:56,470
and if he had
he would've ended up in this group
686
00:48:56,550 --> 00:49:00,430
thus making it Dave Dee Dozy
Beaky Mitch Tich and Pete.
687
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,850
And if you ask me he should have.
688
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,230
That's my boy!
689
00:50:53,590 --> 00:50:56,590
I wanna hear
this part of the song louder!
690
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,390
Do you remember anything?
691
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,600
Uh I don't remember.
692
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,480
Dr. Block.
693
00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:04,450
Self restraints to room 310.
694
00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:07,120
Self restraints to room 310.
695
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:13,420
Well what's the patient's
prognosis Dr. Block?
696
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,790
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
697
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,880
Come on now sis.
698
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,970
You just tell us.
699
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:22,050
How bad is he?
700
00:52:25,970 --> 00:52:27,970
He got banged up real good.
701
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:30,180
Busted nose broken collarbone
702
00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:32,310
smashed up his left index finger.
703
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,230
Is that it?
704
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,110
He was real lucky.
705
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,990
That'll be all?
706
00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:45,030
Why that's more than enough
and I wanna thank you Dr. Block.
707
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:50,040
Son of a bitch!
708
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:54,500
So Pop what do you think?
709
00:52:54,580 --> 00:52:56,880
Well son number one
710
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,000
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
711
00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:01,420
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
712
00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:03,840
Well give it a shot.
713
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:07,180
Well what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
714
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:10,020
That old boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
715
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,890
I mean he used a car and not a hatchet
but they dead just the same.
716
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,270
Well what are you gonna do?
717
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,360
Not a goddamn thing.
718
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,110
The DA says ain't no crime here.
719
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,990
Every one of them gals
was swimming in alcohol
720
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:28,200
and floating on weed.
721
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,580
And old Hooper in there
722
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:32,580
came out clean as a whistle.
723
00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:36,580
Now you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?
724
00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,500
Well I can't prove it
725
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:42,010
but since thinking don't cost nothing
I can think it and I do.
726
00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:45,380
Yeah but Pop he got
pretty banged up hisself.
727
00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:47,720
Well hell yeah he got banged up
but God damn!
728
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,720
Them pretty little gals
look like a goddamn giant
729
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,350
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
730
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,890
Any of 'em survive?
731
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,600
Shit.
732
00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:58,230
Two tons of metal
200 miles an hour
733
00:53:58,310 --> 00:54:01,070
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton...
734
00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,610
They all princess died.
735
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:11,450
Why?
736
00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:16,330
Well I'd guestimate
it's a sex thing.
737
00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:18,080
The only way I can figure it.
738
00:54:18,170 --> 00:54:20,250
High-velocity impact
739
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,260
twisted metal busted glass
740
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:27,090
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.
741
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:32,470
Probably the only way that
diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
742
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,270
Yeah I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
743
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:38,770
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
744
00:54:38,850 --> 00:54:41,770
That was just plain old goddamn
reckless endangerment.
745
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:45,490
But I got me a goddamn bartender
gonna testify
746
00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:48,990
that old Stuntman Mike
didn't drink a drop all night
747
00:54:49,070 --> 00:54:52,120
and his passenger
was left stranded by her date
748
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,120
in the goddamn rain no less
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
749
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,000
Now on paper it's gonna look like
he's just trying to help her out.
750
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,420
I mean that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
751
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,500
So what are you gonna do Pop?
752
00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:09,050
Well I can take it upon myself
to work the case you know
753
00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:10,590
in my off hours.
754
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,850
Search for evidence
you know to prove my theory.
755
00:55:13,930 --> 00:55:17,480
Alert authorities.
Dog that rotten son of a bitch.
756
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,850
Wherever he goes I go.
757
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,650
Or I can spend
758
00:55:21,730 --> 00:55:24,320
the same goddamn amount
of time and energy
759
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,150
following the NASCAR circuit.
760
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,400
Hmm. I thought about it a lot.
761
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:33,120
I think I'd have a hell of lot
happier life if I did the latter.
762
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,410
And just because I can't punish old...
Frankenstein in there for what he's done
763
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,460
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John.
764
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,420
If he ever does it again
765
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,840
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.
766
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,800
- So are you on the same floor with him?
- No he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th.
767
00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:18,220
- Who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.
768
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:20,640
- And so what happened then?
- That was pretty much it.
769
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,940
We made out in the hall for about 10 minutes
and then I sent him off to his room.
770
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:27,860
- So how's The Rock as a kisser?
- Mmm he's damn good!
771
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:30,440
He's got them mushy lips
and fingertips.
772
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,280
Mmm I love them mushy lips.
773
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,450
And he's a big guy
774
00:57:33,530 --> 00:57:35,530
so he spins me around
so my back's up against him.
775
00:57:35,610 --> 00:57:38,280
Then he takes his big hand
and he puts it on my throat
776
00:57:38,370 --> 00:57:40,700
tilts my head back
and leans over me
777
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,910
kisses me from behind.
778
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,250
- Damn that sounds sexy!
- Mmm it was sexy.
779
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:48,170
But then that was it?
You sent him off?
780
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,920
How'd he take it?
781
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,630
Wait a minute.
What are we doing here?
782
00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:53,720
If I'm gonna power through
and pick up Zoë at the airport
783
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,470
I need a big-ass cup of coffee.
784
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:56,550
Since you're getting that
785
00:57:56,630 --> 00:57:59,300
can you get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull?
786
00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:02,970
We didn't know you were awake.
787
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:05,060
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
788
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:08,230
But get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
789
00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:10,150
And some Red Apple Tans.
790
00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:13,490
Damn! I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries!
791
00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:17,280
- You remember how
to get to the airport don't you?
- Uh-huh.
792
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,820
Well then you should
get behind the wheel
793
00:58:18,910 --> 00:58:20,700
'cause you gonna drive.
794
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,660
Motherfuckers!
795
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,350
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
796
00:58:42,430 --> 00:58:45,560
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.
797
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,140
- G.O.
- G.O.!
798
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:33,120
Where the hell are my keys?
Oh here they are.
799
01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:35,960
Oh sorry. I didn't mean
to give you a concert there.
800
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,840
No it wasn't you.
801
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,920
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.
802
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:45,640
I don't know why
but that kind of creeped me out.
803
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:12,870
Little dick.
804
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,420
Clearly.
805
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,630
Since I'm up
806
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:23,130
I might as well hit the ATM.
807
01:01:24,130 --> 01:01:26,340
Get me a fucking smoke.
808
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,100
What?
809
01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:54,270
Did you just see the...
810
01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:55,890
What?
811
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,100
Nothing honey.
812
01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:23,170
Yello.
813
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,630
It's me.
814
01:03:24,710 --> 01:03:26,260
Miss me?
815
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:30,050
Oh you best get your ass
off Kim's car.
816
01:03:30,130 --> 01:03:31,840
I've seen Kim sit on it before.
817
01:03:31,930 --> 01:03:33,890
Her ass ain't your ass.
818
01:03:33,970 --> 01:03:35,560
Okay.
819
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,390
So I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.
820
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:43,480
You got Allure?
821
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,480
Magazines by the window.
822
01:03:59,910 --> 01:04:02,330
Here you are!
823
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,590
You hot mama you.
824
01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:08,090
See you in a second.
825
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,300
3.85. Out of 20.
826
01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,350
And you get 15 and change back.
827
01:04:17,430 --> 01:04:19,180
Thank you very much.
828
01:04:20,770 --> 01:04:23,980
You know I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.
829
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,990
No that's okay.
This'll be all.
830
01:04:29,070 --> 01:04:30,860
- Thought I'd ask.
- Thanks anyway.
831
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:32,570
Have a good one.
832
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,450
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.
833
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,090
This month's?
834
01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:48,880
Listen to this.
835
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,970
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.
836
01:04:53,050 --> 01:04:54,470
- No way.
- Way.
837
01:04:54,550 --> 01:04:57,050
I can't believe a fucking Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.
838
01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,810
It doesn't.
It's his own personal copy.
839
01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:01,890
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
840
01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:03,810
Twenty-seven bucks?
841
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,270
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about fucking per diem here.
842
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,280
Look we found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon Tennessee.
843
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,360
We're lucky he's not asking
for fucking Krugerrands.
844
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,490
I'm getting it
and we're splitting it three ways.
845
01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:14,740
What me you and Kim?
846
01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:16,410
No Kim doesn't give a shit
about Italian Vogue.
847
01:05:16,490 --> 01:05:20,450
But Brandy will come in with us
and if she won't Tysla her sister will.
848
01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:24,420
Okay. But if anybody
tears out any sheets I want
849
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,960
you gotta make color Xerox
of those pages.
850
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,920
And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's
here either okay?
851
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,800
You take it to the art department
you have them do it fucking right.
852
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,610
You guys are good.
853
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,280
Oh my God.
854
01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:27,730
That's it. That's it.
855
01:06:27,810 --> 01:06:30,860
Oh boy.
856
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,820
Your timing couldn't be better Zoë.
857
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:40,530
It just so happens that we're all three off
duty for the next three days of shooting.
858
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:43,080
Fucking hell.
How does that happen?
859
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,000
Well I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup
and she's off for the next three days
860
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,170
there's no stunts being filmed
during that time so Kim's free
861
01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:53,250
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.
862
01:06:53,340 --> 01:06:55,170
So how's the shoot going?
863
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:57,050
Great. We're having the best time.
864
01:06:57,130 --> 01:06:59,300
The director Cecil Evans
is so much fun.
865
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:03,010
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
866
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:06,180
Hell yeah. The next job after this one
is definitely gonna suck.
867
01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:08,230
So let's hear it ladies.
868
01:07:08,310 --> 01:07:10,810
Set romances.
Who's getting it off?
869
01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:13,110
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
870
01:07:13,190 --> 01:07:16,400
Oh Toolbox.
Name sounds promising.
871
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,610
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
872
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:22,240
Well he just keeps sounding
better and better.
873
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,410
What's his perversion?
874
01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:28,290
He likes to watch me pee.
875
01:07:28,370 --> 01:07:32,880
Lee is sitting on the toilet
and Toolbox is watching her pee.
876
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,050
P-I-S-S-l-N-G.
877
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,170
Yeah but not no more.
878
01:07:38,260 --> 01:07:41,050
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
879
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,470
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.
880
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:44,890
He's this electrician named Bruce.
881
01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:47,270
And Kim started calling him The Rock
'cause he kind of looks like The Rock
882
01:07:47,350 --> 01:07:49,060
so now we all just call him The Rock.
883
01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:50,730
Oh yeah.
This is an all-star crew.
884
01:07:50,810 --> 01:07:52,480
We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage
885
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,110
and a guy who looks
like Pee-wee Herman too.
886
01:07:54,190 --> 01:07:56,900
Kim dick department.
Let's hear it.
887
01:07:56,980 --> 01:07:58,610
Mm-mm. No dick this trip.
888
01:07:58,690 --> 01:08:00,650
I got a man.
889
01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:03,780
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
890
01:08:03,870 --> 01:08:05,410
Who'd you steal him from?
891
01:08:05,490 --> 01:08:07,620
- Nobody.
- Kim!
892
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,080
Wha... What?
893
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,290
He totally had a girlfriend.
894
01:08:11,370 --> 01:08:14,630
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
895
01:08:14,710 --> 01:08:16,670
I did not steal him.
896
01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:18,920
I didn't steal any of them.
897
01:08:19,010 --> 01:08:21,930
They just...jumped ship.
898
01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:26,100
So what's your story Abernathy?
899
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:28,100
Oh Abbie's got the big kahuna.
900
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:31,270
I had a set crush on Cecil.
901
01:08:31,350 --> 01:08:34,110
Set crush? Nigga please!
You were his set wife.
902
01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:36,940
"Were" and "had"
being the key words here.
903
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,150
Bitch you two are still
into each other and you know it.
904
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,200
Yeah well
if he's so in love with me
905
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,990
then whey did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
906
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,620
Ho-ho-ho!
907
01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:51,540
Yes men are dogs.
Oh it's so funny!
908
01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:53,710
Oh it's so funny!
909
01:08:53,790 --> 01:08:55,670
Oh stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
910
01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:58,130
Yeah he's a stand-in fucker.
911
01:08:58,210 --> 01:09:00,630
Bitch you need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
912
01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:04,300
Oh well
now that you put it like that.
913
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,800
Oh I haven't told you
the best part.
914
01:09:06,890 --> 01:09:10,100
He fucked her on my birthday.
915
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:12,810
Oh that's a horse of a different color.
916
01:09:12,890 --> 01:09:14,270
Thank you.
917
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:15,980
Did he know it was your birthday?
918
01:09:16,060 --> 01:09:18,980
He's the director.
He's kind of busy.
919
01:09:19,070 --> 01:09:23,200
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.
920
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,320
Yeah I think he knew.
921
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:28,370
Well what did he get you?
922
01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,540
He made me a tape.
923
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,250
He made you a tape?
924
01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:36,750
- Yeah.
- Wait.
925
01:09:36,830 --> 01:09:38,840
He didn't burn you a CD .
He made you a tape?
926
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,260
- Yeah.
- Oh that is so romantic.
927
01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:45,220
Yes. I know what you're gonna say
so don't even go there.
928
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,340
That sounds like the test
of true love to me.
929
01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:49,760
Look I know you guys like him.
930
01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:53,980
He's likable but he fucked
another woman on my birthday.
931
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:55,690
How can you not be on my side?
932
01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:57,770
Well I admit that sounds bad.
933
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,190
It is bad!
934
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:02,190
It just sounds like
there's a little more to it than that.
935
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,740
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell no.
936
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:06,780
Hello. Is your name Abernathy?
937
01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:08,370
Sorry.
938
01:10:08,450 --> 01:10:12,240
The answer to your question
is no of course not.
939
01:10:12,330 --> 01:10:15,250
What do you mean
"No of course not"?
940
01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:19,500
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend
in six years is because girls will fuck him.
941
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,880
And if you fuck Cecil
you don't become one of his girlfriends.
942
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:26,630
Not to say I want
to be his girlfriend
943
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:29,220
but if I did want to be his girlfriend
944
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,850
if I fucked him
I wouldn't be his girlfriend.
945
01:10:31,930 --> 01:10:34,310
I'd be one of his regulars.
946
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,390
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.
947
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,900
Have you let him do anything?
948
01:10:39,980 --> 01:10:41,400
Yes!
949
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,360
I've let him give me a foot massage
950
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:47,740
and when we go to the movies
I've let him hold my hand.
951
01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:50,990
Bitch you might be acting
like you 12 years old
952
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,700
but he just acting like a man.
953
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,870
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
954
01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:56,960
Let me get this straight.
955
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,040
- You're not fucking him...
- Mm-mm.
956
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,540
- you're not sucking him...
- Mm-mm.
957
01:11:00,630 --> 01:11:04,420
you're not giving him any tongue
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is.
958
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,630
Okay can we just take
my sex life off the table?
959
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:11,260
Actually uh it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table and your lack of one.
960
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:13,430
Ohhh!
961
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:19,980
Fuck both of you
and your little high five.
962
01:11:20,060 --> 01:11:24,730
Before you can claim a nigga
you got to claim a nigga
963
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:27,320
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job
964
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:28,780
in the back of the van on Tuesday.
965
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:30,490
I'm not gonna do that.
966
01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:33,240
I know you won't.
But you know who will.
967
01:11:33,330 --> 01:11:36,290
The bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.
968
01:11:36,370 --> 01:11:40,830
Now I gotta say I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim said but it is true:
969
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,290
If you stretch shit out
like you have with Cecil
970
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:45,460
and you suddenly get dirty on them
971
01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:49,130
it blows their mind.
972
01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:52,800
So Zoë Kim and I are in the Philippines
at an outdoor rave.
973
01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:56,140
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head Part Three.
974
01:11:56,220 --> 01:11:59,730
And admittedly
we're a little fucked-up.
975
01:11:59,810 --> 01:12:02,690
- Cheers to that.
- Word.
976
01:12:02,770 --> 01:12:04,190
Cheers.
977
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,570
So Zoë
978
01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:08,490
the genius
979
01:12:08,570 --> 01:12:11,320
wants to take a picture of me.
980
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:14,950
It's dark as hell
and you can't see shit.
981
01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:17,410
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying
982
01:12:17,490 --> 01:12:19,870
"Step back a little" so I do.
983
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:24,340
Then "A little further"
so I step back a little further.
984
01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:27,710
Then "A little more" so I do.
985
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,670
Then I realize I'm right at the edge
986
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,340
of a seven-foot concrete ditch
987
01:12:33,430 --> 01:12:38,350
with God knows how many rocks
and broken bottles and rats in it
988
01:12:38,430 --> 01:12:41,730
and if I fell in that fucking thing
I'd probably would've broken my fucking neck.
989
01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:45,730
So I'm yelling at her
"Zoë you almost killed me!"
990
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,450
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further
991
01:12:51,530 --> 01:12:54,110
and Zoë starts fucking around
992
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:59,870
and damn if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch.
993
01:12:59,950 --> 01:13:02,210
Nice. Nice.
994
01:13:02,290 --> 01:13:05,210
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
995
01:13:05,290 --> 01:13:08,000
I remember taking a step
and looking down.
996
01:13:08,090 --> 01:13:11,220
Just as I'm thinking
"There's that ditch Abbie was talking about"
997
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,800
bam I'm in the fucking ditch
you know?
998
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,390
What happened?
999
01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:18,810
What with Zoë the cat?
Nothing.
1000
01:13:18,890 --> 01:13:20,680
If I fell in that fucking thing
1001
01:13:20,770 --> 01:13:22,770
they would've had to
helicopter me out of there.
1002
01:13:22,850 --> 01:13:25,400
Zoë just lands on her feet.
1003
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:28,900
But then later I started feeling
a little bad about myself.
1004
01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:32,780
Zoë falls in the ditch
and it's nothing.
1005
01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:34,610
We're laughing about it.
1006
01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:36,820
If I fell in that fucking thing
1007
01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:38,740
I probably would've been
fucking paralyzed.
1008
01:13:38,830 --> 01:13:40,410
Oh honey you can't think like that.
1009
01:13:40,490 --> 01:13:43,040
You know we all have
our individual talents
1010
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,790
and that just happens
to be one of Zoë's.
1011
01:13:44,870 --> 01:13:46,630
- Yeah.
- Well...
1012
01:13:46,710 --> 01:13:49,630
physically speaking Zoë is amazing.
1013
01:13:49,710 --> 01:13:53,090
I mean agility reflexes nimbleness.
1014
01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:56,010
There's few human beings
that can fuck with Zoë on that front.
1015
01:13:56,090 --> 01:13:58,300
Oh Kim I like you too.
1016
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,270
Having said that
1017
01:14:01,350 --> 01:14:04,060
before you get too envious
of Zoë's prowess
1018
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,900
you're missing the most important
part of that story.
1019
01:14:06,980 --> 01:14:10,270
You didn't fall in the ditch
Zoë did.
1020
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:14,240
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her
1021
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,360
and she still fell in.
1022
01:14:16,450 --> 01:14:19,450
So Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
1023
01:14:19,530 --> 01:14:22,700
Hey I resemble that remark.
1024
01:14:25,870 --> 01:14:28,080
So Kim
you still pack a roscoe?
1025
01:14:31,210 --> 01:14:33,300
Check it out bitch.
1026
01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:35,720
- Ooh nice one mate.
- I know this.
1027
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,720
- What's a roscoe?
- A roscoe is a pistol.
1028
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:41,260
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
1029
01:14:41,350 --> 01:14:44,180
- You have a license to carry it?
- Yeah.
1030
01:14:44,270 --> 01:14:47,560
When I became a Secret Service agent
they gave me a license.
1031
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,060
Oh I didn't know you were...
1032
01:14:52,150 --> 01:14:55,610
Okay I didn't say it all right?
Stop looking at me. I didn't say it.
1033
01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,490
God!
1034
01:14:57,570 --> 01:14:59,490
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
1035
01:14:59,570 --> 01:15:03,580
Yes. Now do I approve? No.
1036
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:05,660
Do I know? Yes.
1037
01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:09,540
Look I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in
1038
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:12,340
but the world I live in
a bitch need a gun.
1039
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:16,260
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
1040
01:15:16,340 --> 01:15:18,840
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
1041
01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:21,180
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down
1042
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:23,890
to the laundry room in my building
at midnight enough times
1043
01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:25,810
I might get my ass raped.
1044
01:15:25,890 --> 01:15:27,680
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
1045
01:15:27,770 --> 01:15:31,310
Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
1046
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,360
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.
1047
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,900
Pepper spray.
1048
01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:40,160
Uh motherfucker try to rape me
I don't wanna give him a skin rash.
1049
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,570
I wanna shut that nigga down.
1050
01:15:43,870 --> 01:15:46,080
How about a knife at least?
1051
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:49,330
Yeah. You know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
1052
01:15:50,330 --> 01:15:52,380
They get shot!
1053
01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:55,210
Look if I ever become
a famous actress
1054
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:56,760
I won't carry a gun.
1055
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,340
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga
and he'll carry the gun.
1056
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:01,260
And when shit goes down
I'll sit back and laugh.
1057
01:16:01,340 --> 01:16:04,180
But until that day
it's Wild West motherfucker.
1058
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:07,600
So Zoë you thought about
what you want to do first?
1059
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:12,650
It just so happens
I know exactly what I wanna do.
1060
01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,400
Oh really?
1061
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:16,320
And what would that be?
1062
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,570
To me there's no point
in being in America
1063
01:16:18,650 --> 01:16:20,740
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.
1064
01:16:20,820 --> 01:16:22,910
And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger.
1065
01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:26,370
Fuck me swinging balls out.
1066
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:30,910
Um well I guess we can talk to Transpo.
1067
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,290
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
1068
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,590
Not just that.
1069
01:16:34,670 --> 01:16:38,800
It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a 440 engine.
1070
01:16:41,510 --> 01:16:44,720
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?
1071
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,600
No worries mate.
1072
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:48,680
I've got it all worked out.
1073
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:51,810
When I knew I was coming here
I went online and found out
1074
01:16:51,890 --> 01:16:55,650
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
1075
01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:57,610
- So back home...
- I'm sorry. Where's home?
1076
01:16:57,690 --> 01:16:59,320
Australia right?
1077
01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:03,070
What do you mean by that mate?
1078
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,450
Zoë's from New Zealand
and you never...
1079
01:17:06,530 --> 01:17:10,200
I repeat never...
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
1080
01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:14,080
That is unless you want
your ass kicked.
1081
01:17:14,170 --> 01:17:16,210
I'm so sorry.
I really am.
1082
01:17:16,290 --> 01:17:19,000
Oh it's okay.
1083
01:17:19,090 --> 01:17:22,340
We're just taking the piss
out of you mate.
1084
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:25,470
Auckland to answer your question.
1085
01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:28,350
Anyway I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
1086
01:17:28,430 --> 01:17:31,930
Now why the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
1087
01:17:32,020 --> 01:17:34,520
Pipe down and I'll tell you.
1088
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,480
I've been getting the paper
for the last month
1089
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,190
and I've been checking the classified
at the back looking at cars for sale.
1090
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:41,900
So as of yesterday
1091
01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:44,240
for sale in this town
1092
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:47,490
some dude is selling a stock
1970 Dodge Challenger
1093
01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:51,450
with a 440 engine
and a white paint job.
1094
01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:54,210
And you wanna buy it?
1095
01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:58,340
Kim I may be stupid
but I'm not bloody stupid.
1096
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:02,170
I wanna say I wanna buy it
so he'll let me test-drive it.
1097
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:05,630
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job.
1098
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:08,760
- Oh uh Kowalski.
- Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
1099
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,350
- Mate it's a fucking classic!
- Mmm I get it.
1100
01:18:11,430 --> 01:18:13,680
If I can get this guy
to let me drive it without him
1101
01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:16,310
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
1102
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,270
- What's Vanishing Point?
- Oh God.
1103
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,400
"What's Vanishing Point?"
1104
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:24,530
Abs I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.
1105
01:18:24,610 --> 01:18:27,320
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
1106
01:18:27,410 --> 01:18:31,830
Actually Zoë most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
1107
01:18:31,910 --> 01:18:34,500
Excuse me. "Most girls"?
1108
01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:36,460
What the fuck are you two?
1109
01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:39,710
Yeah well we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
1110
01:18:39,790 --> 01:18:41,840
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.
1111
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:44,550
Oh I like Pretty in Pink.
1112
01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:47,130
What so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
1113
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,220
Of course I did.
I'm a girl.
1114
01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:51,350
But I also watched car shit too.
1115
01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:54,020
- Vanishing Point Dirty Mary Crazy Larry...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1116
01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:55,730
Gone in 60 Seconds...
1117
01:18:55,810 --> 01:18:58,440
The real one
not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
1118
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,730
We have an outdoors theater
in Auckland.
1119
01:19:00,810 --> 01:19:03,400
It plays Vanishing Point
Big Wednesday
1120
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,070
all the classics.
1121
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,380
What do you horny gals want?
1122
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:30,390
Hey you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?
1123
01:19:30,470 --> 01:19:32,760
Right up here ladies.
1124
01:19:46,610 --> 01:19:49,530
This shit is off the fucking hook!
1125
01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:53,280
Fucking legendary mate.
1126
01:19:54,370 --> 01:19:57,620
Sweet ass. Well if you'll
excuse me for a moment
1127
01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,830
I'd just like to have a word alone
with my business associate.
1128
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,250
- You ladies take your time.
- Okay.
1129
01:20:04,710 --> 01:20:06,210
Mmm.
1130
01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:11,050
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
1131
01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:13,930
I... I intend to but first
I need to ask you something.
1132
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,260
What?
1133
01:20:15,350 --> 01:20:20,270
If he lets us take it out on our own
I wanna play ship's mast.
1134
01:20:20,350 --> 01:20:22,190
- Oh hell no!
- Would you keep it down?
1135
01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:24,480
- Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
- For Christ sakes...
1136
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,440
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.
1137
01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:29,440
Now what did you say
after the last time?
1138
01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:32,660
- Look I know what I said...
- What did you say?
1139
01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:35,830
- I know I said we shouldn't do this again...
- No. You didn't say we shouldn't.
1140
01:20:35,910 --> 01:20:37,660
You said we ain't ever
gonna do that again.
1141
01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:39,830
- Yeah but...
- "But" my ass!
1142
01:20:39,910 --> 01:20:42,920
You said not only are we never
gonna play ship's mast again
1143
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,880
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now
1144
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,420
to not only refuse
but that I had permission
1145
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,050
to physically restrain
your ass if necessary.
1146
01:20:51,130 --> 01:20:53,390
Now did you
or did you not say that?
1147
01:20:53,470 --> 01:20:55,180
- Well...
- No no no no.
1148
01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:57,060
Answer the question
motherfucker.
1149
01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:58,850
Did you or did you not say that?
1150
01:20:58,930 --> 01:21:01,060
Yes I said that.
However...
1151
01:21:01,140 --> 01:21:02,520
Whatever with your "however."
1152
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:06,570
Look I know I said it
and I know I meant it...
1153
01:21:06,650 --> 01:21:07,650
Damn skippy you meant it.
1154
01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:10,610
Yeah but when I said it
I didn't mean in America.
1155
01:21:10,690 --> 01:21:12,700
- Oh nigga please!
- Really...
1156
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,700
I meant we should never play
ship's mast again
1157
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:16,870
in New Zealand or Australia.
1158
01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:18,950
You are such a liar.
1159
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,710
Look I know what I said
when I said it.
1160
01:21:21,790 --> 01:21:24,210
But when I said it I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.
1161
01:21:24,290 --> 01:21:26,960
And when I said it if I had known
I was going to come to America
1162
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:28,710
and had the opportunity
to play ship's mast
1163
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,720
with a fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger
1164
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,010
I would've added a "however."
1165
01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:35,930
Right?
1166
01:21:40,890 --> 01:21:43,890
Okay oddly enough
I actually understood that.
1167
01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:48,190
However just because you
talked yourself into some stupid shit
1168
01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:50,480
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
1169
01:21:50,570 --> 01:21:53,360
You need two people
to play ship's mast and I ain't playing.
1170
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,120
I'll be your best friend.
1171
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,250
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of planet Earth.
1172
01:22:06,330 --> 01:22:09,090
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.
1173
01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:11,760
Well of course I'll crack it anyway.
1174
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:15,630
But now while I'm here
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
1175
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:18,510
Whenever you want it you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.
1176
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,430
You just order me to do it.
Just be like...
1177
01:22:20,510 --> 01:22:22,770
"Bitch get over here and get busy."
1178
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,360
- You crack my back
you'll give me foot massages...
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
1179
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:34,690
and after a shower
you put moisturizer on my butt.
1180
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:37,610
Deal.
1181
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:40,450
So we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.
1182
01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:43,540
If he does you wait here with Lee
and we'll be back in a moment.
1183
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:45,120
What?
1184
01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:48,120
I said we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him...
1185
01:22:48,210 --> 01:22:49,790
I heard what you said.
1186
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,170
I just can't believe what you said.
1187
01:22:54,550 --> 01:22:56,170
You know you two got
some fucking balls.
1188
01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:57,680
What?
1189
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:59,510
Don't play dumbass with me.
1190
01:22:59,590 --> 01:23:01,220
I've been up all night.
1191
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:04,600
I'm still a little drunk
and I have a hangover.
1192
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,060
I should be in my hotel room asleep
not fucking around here on Tobacco Road.
1193
01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:12,020
But because Zoë wanted to drive
some fucking Vanishing Point car I'm here.
1194
01:23:12,110 --> 01:23:15,190
Now you two got the balls
to ask me... no scratch that...
1195
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,320
tell me I gotta go make
conversation with Tom Joad
1196
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,370
while the cool kids
get to go out and play?
1197
01:23:20,450 --> 01:23:22,240
Bullshit on that.
1198
01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:24,540
- Itain't like that.
- Then what's it like Kim?
1199
01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:26,250
You guys are our collateral.
1200
01:23:26,330 --> 01:23:28,710
He is never gonna go for it
if we all go.
1201
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:32,630
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
1202
01:23:32,710 --> 01:23:34,840
You're not gonna wanna do
what we're doing.
1203
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:36,460
What drive a car?
1204
01:23:36,550 --> 01:23:38,630
- Mmm.
- We're doing more than that.
1205
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,550
What drive it fast?
1206
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,430
We're doing more than that.
1207
01:23:43,510 --> 01:23:45,850
Actually
we're paying you a compliment
1208
01:23:45,930 --> 01:23:48,060
'cause we gonna do
some stupid shit.
1209
01:23:50,190 --> 01:23:52,480
But that's okay.
We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
1210
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,650
But you got good sense
1211
01:23:53,730 --> 01:23:56,360
and anybody with good sense
ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.
1212
01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:58,070
How do you know
I don't wanna do it?
1213
01:23:58,150 --> 01:24:01,570
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.
1214
01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:07,040
You know we're supposed
to be this big posse
1215
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,540
but that's the excuse you guys use
1216
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:11,040
whenever you want
to exclude me from something.
1217
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:16,050
So what is it you two daredevils
are doing that I'm just so uncool
1218
01:24:16,130 --> 01:24:18,380
I couldn't possibly understand?
1219
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:21,050
You know
we're kind of conning this guy
1220
01:24:21,130 --> 01:24:24,760
so maybe it's best that we don't go
into detail about it while he's watching us.
1221
01:24:24,850 --> 01:24:29,560
Besides he's probably not
gonna let us do it anyway.
1222
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:36,270
Okay. How about this?
1223
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:37,480
I'll talk him into it.
1224
01:24:37,570 --> 01:24:39,490
But if I talk him into it I go along.
1225
01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:44,070
- How you gonna do that?
- Eh that's my problem.
1226
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,120
But don't worry.
1227
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,330
He'll say yes.
1228
01:24:48,410 --> 01:24:50,080
What are you gonna do
blow him?
1229
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:53,080
No!
1230
01:24:53,170 --> 01:24:55,670
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
1231
01:24:59,590 --> 01:25:01,760
That's good.
1232
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,010
Not really.
1233
01:25:04,090 --> 01:25:07,310
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
1234
01:25:11,390 --> 01:25:13,100
Okay Mommy listen up.
1235
01:25:13,190 --> 01:25:15,360
You wanna hang with the cool kids
1236
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:17,110
you got to be cool.
1237
01:25:17,190 --> 01:25:18,690
We take you along
you don't say shit.
1238
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:19,780
You don't even say crap.
1239
01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:21,530
You just sit in the back
and I don't wanna hear
1240
01:25:21,610 --> 01:25:22,860
a peep out of your ass
you understand?
1241
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:24,320
- Got it.
- I'm serious now.
1242
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,240
You start nagging us
we're pulling over to the side of the road
1243
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,280
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.
1244
01:25:28,370 --> 01:25:30,200
Agreed.
1245
01:25:33,870 --> 01:25:36,790
Okay. Go work your magic.
1246
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:45,140
- Hello sir.
- Hello!
1247
01:25:45,220 --> 01:25:46,640
- Hello. What's your name?
- Jasper.
1248
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:48,350
Hello Jasper.
I'm Abernathy.
1249
01:25:48,430 --> 01:25:50,060
- Aber... what?
- Abernathy.
1250
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:52,520
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
1251
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,230
What kind of first name is that?
1252
01:25:54,310 --> 01:25:56,150
You know what?
Just call me Abbie.
1253
01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:58,690
Okay Abbie.
1254
01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:01,480
Jasper we were wondering
if my friends and I
1255
01:26:01,570 --> 01:26:03,740
could take the car out
for a little test-drive out on our own.
1256
01:26:03,820 --> 01:26:05,490
You know just to see
if we're comfortable in it.
1257
01:26:05,570 --> 01:26:07,320
Why would I do
something stupid like that?
1258
01:26:07,410 --> 01:26:09,700
To better sell your automobile.
1259
01:26:09,780 --> 01:26:12,000
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
1260
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:14,330
Four reasons actually.
1261
01:26:14,410 --> 01:26:16,540
One we're not thieves.
1262
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:19,340
Two that would be rude.
1263
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:21,550
Three we're staying
at the Days Inn in town.
1264
01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:23,380
You can call the hotel
check with management.
1265
01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:25,130
We're registered
for the next month.
1266
01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:27,180
Actually Zoë's not.
1267
01:26:27,260 --> 01:26:29,930
But Kim and I are
so we're totally track-downable.
1268
01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:31,720
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
1269
01:26:32,810 --> 01:26:36,190
Yes. Kim would be
the girl of color.
1270
01:26:36,270 --> 01:26:38,900
And reason number four
and the most important
1271
01:26:38,980 --> 01:26:41,650
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin
1272
01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:44,690
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted
1273
01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:48,160
with our other friend Lee.
1274
01:26:51,330 --> 01:26:53,700
Why does she look kind of familiar?
1275
01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:56,660
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
1276
01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:58,750
Oh.
1277
01:26:58,830 --> 01:27:00,210
Why is she dressed like that?
1278
01:27:00,290 --> 01:27:03,420
Well you see we're making
a Hollywood movie in town
1279
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:06,550
and it's a cheerleader movie
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
1280
01:27:06,630 --> 01:27:08,380
What's a cheerleader movie?
1281
01:27:08,470 --> 01:27:11,010
A movie about cheerleaders.
1282
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,430
Is it a porno movie?
1283
01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:16,600
Yes it is.
1284
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:19,270
But don't mention it.
1285
01:27:19,350 --> 01:27:21,650
She's shy.
1286
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,740
Lee this is Jasper.
Jasper Lee.
1287
01:27:27,820 --> 01:27:29,820
Now you two kids
stay out of trouble.
1288
01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:33,030
Hey good-lookin'
be back to pick you up later.
1289
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:34,950
Ta-ta!
1290
01:27:44,380 --> 01:27:46,260
Gulp.
1291
01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:03,560
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1292
01:28:03,650 --> 01:28:05,280
I think I'm thinking it.
1293
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:06,820
What are you and you thinking?
1294
01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:10,240
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
1295
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,490
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
1296
01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:17,540
I gotta take a...
1297
01:28:33,970 --> 01:28:36,930
So you ready to do this?
1298
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:38,430
You sure?
1299
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:41,770
Well I always don't wanna do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
1300
01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:42,850
You know what I mean?
1301
01:28:42,940 --> 01:28:45,360
Yeah I know what you mean
'cause I don't wanna do it.
1302
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:47,570
- Kim...
- I'm just saying.
1303
01:28:47,650 --> 01:28:49,320
Look if you're gonna take
the piss out of it...
1304
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:51,030
I'm just saying.
1305
01:28:52,570 --> 01:28:54,570
You wanna start out on top?
1306
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:59,500
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
1307
01:29:03,330 --> 01:29:06,380
Here are your gloves.
1308
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,640
No no no no.
I'm wearing the jacket.
1309
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:17,430
This is my jacket.
1310
01:29:17,510 --> 01:29:21,890
Um ain't you 'posed to be
my slave or some shit?
1311
01:29:21,980 --> 01:29:25,020
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet!
1312
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:28,070
"Bonnet" my ass.
You on the hood.
1313
01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:39,040
Y'all I think I hear a car coming!
1314
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:40,750
Give me your belt.
1315
01:29:40,830 --> 01:29:42,250
Oh.
1316
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:47,880
But this is my cute shit.
1317
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,090
- Well...
- Fuck that.
1318
01:29:49,170 --> 01:29:51,630
Get Abernathy's belt.
1319
01:29:51,710 --> 01:29:53,720
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.
1320
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,100
- Give me your belt.
- No.
1321
01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:03,560
- Prada.
- Come on give her the belt.
1322
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,560
Magic word.
1323
01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:07,730
Please give her the belt.
1324
01:30:07,810 --> 01:30:10,400
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
1325
01:30:13,150 --> 01:30:16,410
- It's nice to be nice Kim!
- Whatever.
1326
01:30:16,490 --> 01:30:17,660
You know what?
1327
01:30:17,740 --> 01:30:20,910
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.
1328
01:30:20,990 --> 01:30:21,990
Your ass gonna do it.
1329
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,410
Yeah and you'll ask
"pretty please" bitch
1330
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,250
because that's what you do
when no one else is looking.
1331
01:30:25,330 --> 01:30:26,420
You ain't that fucking hard.
1332
01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:27,630
I ain't getting that shit.
1333
01:30:27,710 --> 01:30:30,170
Abernathy don't get
on my nerves right now.
1334
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:31,300
I got shit on my mind.
1335
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:33,010
Ooh!
1336
01:30:33,090 --> 01:30:35,090
You know I ain't six.
1337
01:30:48,940 --> 01:30:50,770
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
1338
01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:53,110
No.
1339
01:30:53,190 --> 01:30:56,700
Okay Abernathy.
Check this out.
1340
01:31:08,370 --> 01:31:10,540
What the fuck are you guys doing?
1341
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,850
What does that mean?
1342
01:31:22,470 --> 01:31:24,640
Whoa.
1343
01:31:28,770 --> 01:31:31,480
Faster you black bitch! Faster!
1344
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:41,490
Is that fast enough for your bony ass?
1345
01:31:41,570 --> 01:31:43,620
Whoohoo!
1346
01:31:43,700 --> 01:31:46,000
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
1347
01:31:49,870 --> 01:31:52,420
Abernathy get your ass up here.
1348
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:01,340
All righty.
1349
01:32:01,430 --> 01:32:04,220
Whoa whoa whoa.
1350
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,530
Go go go!
1351
01:32:17,610 --> 01:32:20,280
Check it out bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
1352
01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:39,530
- Oh my God.
- What the fuck? Shit!
1353
01:33:42,110 --> 01:33:44,070
Zoë!
1354
01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:47,660
Damn it!
1355
01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:56,630
Now.
1356
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,170
Did you do something to him?
1357
01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:01,380
- Did you say something?
- Nothing! Nothing!
1358
01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:02,590
Shit!
1359
01:34:02,670 --> 01:34:03,760
Shit here he comes!
Here he comes!
1360
01:34:07,850 --> 01:34:10,560
- Oh Shit!
- Shit! Oh shit!
1361
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,850
- Whoa.
- Hold on Zoë!
1362
01:34:22,110 --> 01:34:24,150
Oh my God! Zoë!
1363
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,450
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
1364
01:34:27,950 --> 01:34:30,660
Whoo!
1365
01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:32,040
Fuck you motherfucker!
1366
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:36,040
Zoë! Zoë!
1367
01:34:37,580 --> 01:34:40,500
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on!
1368
01:34:40,590 --> 01:34:42,670
Whoa! Whoa! Get away!
1369
01:34:45,010 --> 01:34:47,680
Oh shit!
I can't fucking see! I can't see!
1370
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:49,680
Zoë move your legs!
1371
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:53,970
Fuck you!
1372
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:55,850
Come on! Come on!
1373
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:00,400
Redneck lunatic bastard!
1374
01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:01,860
Get away from me!
1375
01:35:01,940 --> 01:35:05,030
Baby just hold on!
1376
01:35:05,110 --> 01:35:07,410
- Zoë...
- Fuck you!
1377
01:35:07,490 --> 01:35:11,240
- Oh my God!
- Come on! Come on!
1378
01:35:14,410 --> 01:35:16,790
Fucking get away from me!
1379
01:35:19,790 --> 01:35:22,710
- Oh shit!
- I'm scared Kim! I'm really scared!
1380
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:26,090
- I know baby. Just hold on.
- Watch your feet!
1381
01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:31,760
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking psychotic bitch!
1382
01:35:31,850 --> 01:35:35,310
- Zoë!
- Here suck on this for a while!
1383
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:39,230
Zoë!
1384
01:35:39,310 --> 01:35:40,810
God damn it!
1385
01:35:51,870 --> 01:35:54,580
Zoë!
1386
01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:07,630
He's coming up!
1387
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:09,510
Get away from us you cocksucker!
1388
01:36:09,590 --> 01:36:11,090
Leave us alone!
1389
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:14,430
- Fuck you motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
1390
01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:21,480
Zoë! Zoë! Zoë!
1391
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,570
Hold on!
1392
01:36:46,670 --> 01:36:48,050
- Zoë!
- Zoë!
1393
01:36:52,130 --> 01:36:55,550
I don't want to die.
1394
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:59,350
Look out!
1395
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:28,550
Get ready to fly bitch!
1396
01:37:32,420 --> 01:37:34,050
- Zoë!
- Zoë hold on!
1397
01:37:41,350 --> 01:37:44,060
He's right on your ass.
He's right on your fucking ass.
1398
01:37:58,620 --> 01:37:59,620
Hey!
1399
01:37:59,700 --> 01:38:01,410
Whoo-hoo!
1400
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,870
Hey ladies!
1401
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:05,920
That was fun!
1402
01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:12,340
Well adios!
1403
01:38:12,420 --> 01:38:14,340
Ow! Fuck!
1404
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,680
Shit! Fuck!
1405
01:38:18,930 --> 01:38:22,350
Ooh I know I hit your ass!
1406
01:38:22,430 --> 01:38:24,770
Better run motherfucker!
1407
01:38:31,070 --> 01:38:32,650
Bitch!
1408
01:38:47,830 --> 01:38:48,920
I'm okay!
1409
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:52,840
Oh shit! God damn it!
1410
01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:55,300
Oh you fucking bitch!
1411
01:38:55,380 --> 01:38:57,300
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
1412
01:38:57,380 --> 01:39:00,180
What was I thinking?
1413
01:39:00,260 --> 01:39:02,970
What was I thinking?
Zoë the fucking cat!
1414
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:09,100
Whew! That was a close one.
1415
01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:16,070
So where's the maniac?
1416
01:39:16,150 --> 01:39:19,160
I shot him
and his punk-ass sped off.
1417
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:21,490
You wanna go get him?
1418
01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:23,620
Oh hell yeah!
1419
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:28,210
Honey I think
you might want to get out.
1420
01:39:28,290 --> 01:39:30,130
Fuck that shit.
1421
01:39:31,290 --> 01:39:33,250
Let's kill this bastard.
1422
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:38,090
Okay get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
1423
01:39:40,010 --> 01:39:41,720
Fuck this mother...
1424
01:39:42,970 --> 01:39:45,310
- Wait.
- Where the fuck you going?
1425
01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:46,810
I'll be back.
1426
01:39:55,030 --> 01:39:57,360
Yeah that'll smart.
Sweet. Let's go.
1427
01:39:57,440 --> 01:40:01,200
Oh fuck yeah bitch!
Come on. Bring that shit.
1428
01:40:03,620 --> 01:40:05,620
Giddyap Kim!
1429
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:15,090
Yeah!
1430
01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:38,650
Ohhh!
1431
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:13,480
Oh why? Oh no!
1432
01:41:19,650 --> 01:41:21,820
Ah do it!
1433
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:23,610
Do it!
1434
01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,320
Do it!
1435
01:41:30,910 --> 01:41:33,500
Ohhhh no!
1436
01:41:33,580 --> 01:41:35,710
No no no!
1437
01:41:35,790 --> 01:41:38,090
No God...
1438
01:41:38,170 --> 01:41:40,920
All right get it together.
1439
01:41:41,010 --> 01:41:42,760
Get it... Get it...
1440
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:46,180
What are you... What are you...
What are you gonna do?
1441
01:41:51,390 --> 01:41:53,100
Kick his ass Zoë!
1442
01:41:54,850 --> 01:41:57,480
Hey now I wanna play!
1443
01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,360
Fucking fuck you!
1444
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:01,150
Where do you think
you're fucking going?
1445
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:03,150
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?
1446
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,870
Come here...
1447
01:42:15,170 --> 01:42:17,000
Go!
1448
01:42:23,220 --> 01:42:25,970
What's wrong with your ass now
motherfucking cocksucker?
1449
01:42:26,050 --> 01:42:27,220
I got your ass!
1450
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:35,520
Oh you gonna wiggle your ass at me?
Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh no.
1451
01:42:36,350 --> 01:42:40,730
Oh don't like it up the ass
do ya ya redneck lunatic bastard?
1452
01:42:42,150 --> 01:42:43,150
- Oh yeah!
- Hola papi!
1453
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:46,360
Bitch I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
1454
01:42:47,450 --> 01:42:51,540
Ow! I'm the horniest
motherfucker on the road!
1455
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:54,910
Boo-yah bitch!
1456
01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:03,050
Did you just hit a boat?
1457
01:43:05,340 --> 01:43:07,340
Yeah Kim get him!
1458
01:43:07,430 --> 01:43:09,720
Get him get him get him!
1459
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:12,810
Forget about the cows motherfucker!
Move motherfucker move!
1460
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,230
Move motherfucker!
1461
01:43:16,310 --> 01:43:19,100
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch motherfucker!
1462
01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:30,370
Watch it watch it
watch it watch it.
1463
01:43:36,410 --> 01:43:38,920
Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass!
Tapping it tapping it tapp...
1464
01:43:46,510 --> 01:43:47,550
Stupid bastard.
1465
01:43:58,140 --> 01:43:59,940
Shit.
1466
01:44:03,020 --> 01:44:05,570
Oh you know I can't let you go...
1467
01:44:06,780 --> 01:44:09,240
without tapping that ass...
1468
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:11,160
Oh fuck me!
1469
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:12,950
- One...
- Kim?
1470
01:44:13,030 --> 01:44:15,080
- More...
- Kim?
1471
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:16,580
Time!
1472
01:44:16,660 --> 01:44:19,000
Boo-yah!
1473
01:44:22,670 --> 01:44:26,300
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about bitch!
1474
01:44:30,340 --> 01:44:31,760
Oh shit.
1475
01:45:26,980 --> 01:45:29,150
Aw come on!
1476
01:46:08,730 --> 01:46:11,900
Come on!
1477
01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:13,450
You thought you lost us motherfucker.
1478
01:46:13,530 --> 01:46:15,700
We back motherfucker.
We back.
1479
01:46:15,780 --> 01:46:17,780
Who's got you now bitch?
1480
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:21,830
Shit.
1481
01:46:24,830 --> 01:46:26,040
Come on!
1482
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:29,880
Here's Cha Cha!
1483
01:46:31,510 --> 01:46:33,840
You miss us
you lunatic bastard?
1484
01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:35,930
- I'm sorry!
- What?
1485
01:46:36,010 --> 01:46:38,010
I didn't... I didn't mean anything!
1486
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:40,350
I... I was just playing around!
1487
01:46:40,430 --> 01:46:44,770
- Oh he was playing around.
- He was just playing.
1488
01:46:44,850 --> 01:46:47,230
Well I ain't playing with you!
1489
01:46:52,530 --> 01:46:55,740
Oh look out look out look out! Oh!
1490
01:47:03,410 --> 01:47:05,410
Watch the sign!
1491
01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:07,750
Oh shit! Aah!
1492
01:47:09,420 --> 01:47:11,170
- Whoa Kim...
- Oh sh...
1493
01:47:11,250 --> 01:47:13,550
- Come on.
- Don't run don't run motherfucker.
1494
01:47:13,630 --> 01:47:15,760
Don't run! Shit!
1495
01:47:22,930 --> 01:47:25,640
Whoa!
1496
01:47:25,730 --> 01:47:29,860
Yeah!
1497
01:47:31,940 --> 01:47:33,780
Yeah!
1498
01:47:33,860 --> 01:47:38,200
Jesus fucking Christ!
It's about time!
1499
01:47:52,380 --> 01:47:55,170
- Go Daddy go.
- Just go go go go go go!
1500
01:47:57,090 --> 01:48:00,140
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1501
01:48:00,220 --> 01:48:02,220
Please don't dead-end.
1502
01:48:02,300 --> 01:48:05,060
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1503
01:48:05,140 --> 01:48:07,020
Please don't dead-end.
1504
01:48:07,100 --> 01:48:09,850
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1505
01:48:09,940 --> 01:48:11,730
Oh there the motherfucker is.
1506
01:48:11,810 --> 01:48:13,690
- Go go go go!
- Get him get him get him!
1507
01:48:13,770 --> 01:48:15,730
Ahh.
1508
01:48:33,290 --> 01:48:35,090
Help me!
1509
01:48:37,300 --> 01:48:39,970
Oh help me!
1510
01:48:45,260 --> 01:48:47,270
Be careful!
My right arm's broken!
1511
01:48:47,350 --> 01:48:48,980
This one?
1512
01:48:51,980 --> 01:48:53,360
Oh you want some shit?
1513
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:56,020
Motherfucker kiss my fucking ass.
1514
01:48:59,820 --> 01:49:01,570
You piece of shit.
1515
01:49:05,030 --> 01:49:06,280
Bitch!
1516
01:49:09,330 --> 01:49:10,710
Motherfucker!
1517
01:49:10,790 --> 01:49:12,080
Motherfucker!
1518
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,420
Motherfucker!
1519
01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,630
Asshole!
109081
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