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- I would like to leave. You will find someone else.

- Now we're down a person.

- There's only two stewardesses, so I'm doing two people's jobs.

- Don't give me that face, jess. - Okay.

- Heh.

I'm not your sweetheart, I'm your bosun.

Don't call me "sweetie."

- that's their lunch? A quiche?

- It's quiche, yeah.

Don't make me nervous, cap.

- Oh, thank you very much. - Thank you, thank you.

- What?

- We've been working very hard to get a strong second stew.

And someone that you've worked with before is available.

It's bugsy.

- I feel this season you've been a lousy chief stew.

Do you have anything you wanna say to me?

- No. - Thank you.

- Absolutely nothing.

- That weather is definitely coming in.

- You've gotta be kidding me.

[ bleep ] we're not leaving the dock.

- Are there any issues?

[ sighs ]

- [ shouting ] bugs!

- I'm bringing the thunder!

[ thunder ]

- oh, that's lightning.

- Holy crap.

- Ah! She's here!

- Malia! [ shouting, laughter ]

- I'm bringing the thunder.

- Oh! I'm so happy you're here.

- Oh, my god.

After our season on sirocco,

I've been working on a very busy

private and charter boat, as a chief stew.

Hi, guys! - Boys, come meet bugsy.

- I'm alex, I'm a hugger. - Oh, hi, hugger!

I'm bugs, nice to meet you. - Hiya, nice to meet you.

- Hi. - How is it? How are you?

- Good, how are you? - Good, thanks.

- Is that a south african accent I hear?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Um, sandy? Can you... - To the bridge, yeah.

- To the bridge.

I am so happy you're here, girl.

- Serious, I am so happy you're here.

This boat needs someone who can come in

and get the job done and keep the smile on their face,

which is exactly what bugs is.

- Bugsy! - My girl.

- I love everything about the girl.

- I think the pressure's gonna be on us, cheffie.

- I'm ready.

- We don't look like we're goin' nowhere.

- Captain sandy? - Yeah?

- I have a package for you.

- The bad-ass captain herself! - Yay!

Oh, my god. So good to see you.

- Captain! - I'm so happy you're here.

I need your skill set... - Uh-huh.

- ...I need your support. Thank you.

- Coming back to work as a second is definitely

not something I ever saw myself doing.

But captain sandy's the only person

I would do something like this for.

I brought the storm. - Yeah.

[ thunder ]

- I'm bringing the thunder.

- And hannah's happy. - Yeah.

- Like, obviously I think it was a shock to her, but...

- I'm sure.

- ...I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

- Okay. - It has...

- One more hug. - One more hug!

- Are we going straight into charter today?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh.

- There's a lot of stuff on board.

- Okay. - Just start opening cabinets.

- Fabulous, that's what I'll do. - Okay.

- See you later, cap. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Hey, jess, whenever you're not busy,

I left a shirt on the ironing board.

- I think hannah's ironing it, or I'll iron it.

- Let's see what I have in here.

- Any of that personal stuff yours?

- I'm gonna take a look.

[ thunder ]

- knock-knock.

- Hi! - Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you? - Good, thanks.

Lovely to see you. - You, too.

- Gimme a hug. How's it going?

- Good - good.

- Just mayhem.

- Well, I'm coming in to help out, so...

- Okay, good. - Excited.

I'm just gonna make my way around.

- Okay, if you... - Galley in here?

- Yes. - Okay.

- I'm bugs, really nice to meet you.

- It's so awkward when you go in for the handshake

and they go in for the hug.

[ laughs ] you're like, okay, great start.

I'm feeling a little bit apprehensive about bugs.

- Hi, jessica.

- Jessica, bugs, nice to meet you.

- You brought the weather with you.

- I did!

- She basically went out of her way to throw me under the bus.

- They've been messaging since charter.

- I would kind of expect you to just kind of

come and tell me, instead of reading personal messages.

- Will I trust her? No. Are we gonna be friends? No.

Bugs? - Yeah?

- I'll show you your cabin. - Oh, thanks, hannah.

- Are we gonna work together? Yes.

- Wow, it's spacious in here. - Yes.

- Well, I'm excited to be back. Yeah.

- It's good to have you back.

- Yep.

- But your cabin's sh--, sorry.

- I know, it looks sh--. - Yeah.

- I'm definitely going in with an open mind.

I love yachting, I love my job, and maybe hannah and I

can kind of work it out this time,

and balance out each other's strengths.

Do people make their beds on this boat?

- Yo.

I'm gonna show you all how to do the stern door,

so we all know.

First thing, the stern hatch is here.

- Yeah. - You're gonna hit this button.

And make sure you're going up open locks, not closed locks.

- My stomach's killing me.

I can't even poop, I don't know what's wrong.

- Ugh.

- Hannah? - Hi.

- Sorry, I know you're busy.

I'm just gonna walk through and just have a look at everything.

- Yeah, I'll take you. - Okay.

- This is the master.

So these, we try and keep shut.

We keep all the towels under the...

- Sinks. - Glasses. Placemats.

Dining table.

- Décor and all that, cupboards and...

- This is gonna be your job. - Yay!

- Because I hate table décor.

I just don't know how to work with, like...

- Lotus flowers. What are those?

- Kiko, hannah, malia, meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting.

- Copy that. - Copy.

- Why does the dryer smell like truffle oil?

- Okay. Here's...

- ...Charter number three, justin thornton.

- Okay.

- Justin is a financial consultant

who lives in new york city.

He is bringing a group of his best friends on this charter.

These international jetsetters have a history

of getting together in vegas,

and are excited to be bringing their party to mallorca.

- Achoo! Ugh!

Just allergic to laundry.

- Justin travels everywhere with his dog, scout.

However, because the wellington's owner

forbid dogs from being on the yacht,

scout will be ashore with a dog-sitter during the charter,

and justin may wish to go ashore to visit scout.

- And they want a bunch of water sports.

- We have a beach picnic? - Yeah.

- Weather permitting. - Weather permitting.

- Absolutely.

- When the weather's not good, it's a lot of eyes on me.

But I don't feel too much pressure on that,

because when I'm cooking, I'm just doing my thing, you know?

Like, I'm thinking just about make them happy.

- Night two, justin has requested

a five to six-course chef tasting dinner with dessert.

- Amazing. - Yes.

- All right, guys, we're gonna kill it.

- Looks good. - Thanks, cap.

- And this is where the steak knives are.

- All right.

- This one's dry.

- It's dry as my personality.

- You guys are a hard deck crew to figure out.

- Yeah? Why do you say that?

- Rob, I think, is awesome;

I just think we need to get him out of his shell.

I feel like pete hates me.

I think he's used to being in charge.

- Yeah, he...

- Weirdly, I relate to you the most.

That's worrisome. - Yeah.

- Hannah! - Yes?

- Who's that? - Pete.

- Bugsy. - Oh.

Hi, I'm pete... Um, I'm not pete; you're pete.

[bleep]. - Yeah, hello.

I'm pete, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

- I think provisions are here. - Yay!

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

- Provisions! - Coming in hot.

- I'm gonna take two of the crew right now.

- Malia.

- Oh, wow, rob, she's a rocket.

That's why I was like, is he, like, the captain on the boat?

Welcome to my life.

- What have we got? - Hm?

- Talk to me, rob, what do we got?

- Uh, fish... - Meat...

- I am a little concerned that the second stew

will change the dynamic.

But it seems like hannah doesn't like her, so...

- Come on, rob. - I'm fresh [bleep].

- You say it like a true south african.

- Oh, of course.

- I think it'll be good for me.

Hannah needs a best friend.

- I think bugsy was nervous to meet me,

because she said, "hi, I'm pete."

and I was like, "no, I'm pete."

- oh, yeah? - Swear to god.

- I'm glad you're on table décor.

I hate it. - Yeah.

In the past, I've had my team of girls on board

enter into table-scaping competitions,

which we came first in.

Definitely get my creative side from my mom.

I've kind of grown up around décor.

She's got her own b&b and wedding venues.

- Wow, that's beautiful.

- It's all about thinking outside the box.

Gotta use your strengths where you can, right?

- That's right. - Why, am I going somewhere?

- Hannah's admitted this is not her thing.

- Right.

- All crew, all crew, get into your whites

and meet me on the dock in 15 minutes.

- You're more than welcome here.

- Don't brag that your cabin's bigger.

- No, it's just my ego.

[ chuckling ]

- guys, you're fully allowed to help with interior,

but check with me first. - Sounds good.

- So this charter, I'm gonna have bugs on service.

I'll have you on earlies; I'll do lates.

- Okay.

- All crew, all crew to the aft deck to receive the guests.

- All right. - All right.

- Ready to party.

- They're here. Okay, where's my crew?

- Jess? - Oh sh--, I forgot.

- Bugs is killing it. - Thank you.

- Dude, look at that one. That one's ----ing dope.

- Okay, come on... Where's hannah?

- Jesus ----ing christ.

- Hannah, hannah, please come to the aft deck now.

- Here we go, guys.

- Hannah!

- Coming up...

- Hold on, what happened to the oysters we ordered?

- The best thing you can do if you want something

as soon as you come on board is just pop it

on your preference sheet for us.

- I put oysters, but I guess you guys didn't read it correctly.

But it's all right, I know it's a lot for you.

- All right. - Ready to party.

- Hannah, hannah, please come to the aft deck.

The guests are coming.

- [ gasps ] look at that dog!

- Ooh. - Mm.

- Hi. - Hello, hello.

- Hi. - Oh, my god.

- Justin thornton, nice to meet you.

- Sandy, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, I'm kiko.

- Justin thornton. - Hannah.

- Justin thornton. - Hi, bugs, nice to meet you.

- Justin thornton. Justin thornton.

- Malia. - Justin thornton.

- Alex. - Justin thornton.

- Pete. - Justin thornton.

Justin thornton. Justin thornton.

- We have a preference sheet.

We know exactly what your last name is.

- Leo, nice to meet you. - Malia.

- Yuki. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm dan. - Nice to meet you, dan.

- Zach. It's a pleasure, nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard.

Unfortunately, the weather is gonna keep us on the dock.

- Good deal.

- But my crew are gonna show you guys an amazing time inside.

- All right.

- Hannah's gonna show you around.

- Hi. - This is mr. Scout.

- So cute.

I arranged a dog nanny for you, so you can still...

- All right. - ...Go and visit him.

- Scout, cheers, scout! - Cheers.

- I like dogs.

I have the tattoo of that kind of dog...

A rusky.

So for me, like, oh, it's beautiful.

- All right. - You're the dog nanny.

- Yeah. - All right.

- We're doing a tour right now? - Yes.

We'll just wait... - All right.

- ...One second, while he says goodbye to scout.

- Yeah, mother----er. - Thank you.

- All right, see you.

- Okay, well, if you guys wanna grab your champagne...

- All right. - ...I will show you around.

[ scout barks ] - perfect.

- So this is the main salon. - Beautiful.

- I'm really hoping the weather clears up for you guys.

- We hope so.

- We'll make sure you have a good time either way.

Being stuck at dock makes my job so much harder.

Let's continue on our tour.

That entire spotlight is shining directly on me

and directly on the interior.

And the formal dining. - Nice.

- This is really nice.

- It's like a chinese restaurant.

[ laughs ] - yeah

- so this is the vip. - Look at this.

I'm not gonna wanna go home. - Oh.

- The vip's up here, and the master's down below.

- Wow.

- So I'll go and show you the rest.

Down here we've got the other guest cabins.

This is the master. - Oh, beautiful.

- This is a nice room. - This walk-in closet isn't bad.

It'll do.

- So that's the twin and that's the double.

- I'll take this one with whoever.

- Yeah. - You all right?

Are you struggling? - Yeah, I'm good.

- Luggage.

- Up here we've got the jacuzzi...

Definitely big enough for all eight of you.

- Yeah, we'll be up here at 2:00 a.M. With the champagne.

- Okay. - Rain really screws things up.

- Always.

- Oh, kiko... Everyone's sitting around.

I'm just gonna put these out in front of them.

Jess, you wanna follow me?

- Okay, if they ask... - Yeah.

- ...It's cranberry cheese... - Cranberry cheese, truffles...

- ...And truffle, and manchego. - Manchego, perfect.

- Yeah. - That's what I'm talking about!

She's amazing.

- Some snacks, here.

- The guests is her priority.

- Everyone happy? - Yes, we are, thank you.

- Okay.

- I think tonight we wanted to get a table at tito's.

- Okay.

- If the weather clears up,

can we do any water sports today?

- Like jet skis or anything? - Yeah, of course.

And then we'll do lunch at 2:30? - Perfect.

- All right, reds.

I was hoping to book a vip table tonight for our charter guests.

- Do you want a bar inside or outside?

- I think outside's better. - Okay.

- We got the belvedere out here. - Belvedere's out!

- Do you have any, like, oysters or clams or anything?

- Oysters? - Yeah.

- Let me find out. - We doing shots, or what?

What are we doing?

- Yeah, we'll take shots for scout.

- Aw!

- Kiko. - Yeah?

- Do we by any chance have oysters?

- No, we don't have oysters. I got caviar.

- Okay, that sounds great.

- Oysters... We couldn't get any fresh ones for today.

- Okay. - But we can do caviar.

- Yeah, perfect.

- You like caviar? - Yeah.

- Kiko, they asked for the caviar.

- Copy that.

- Yeah, I'm ready to go in the hot tub.

- We'll move the party upstairs. - Let's do that!

- Are we all doing this? - You wanna do that?

- We'll help you out a little bit.

- Yeah, we'll help you out. - Thanks, guys.

- We know you don't have any help over here.

She has no help over here, you know?

- Oh [bleep] me.

- All crew, all crew, guests are wanting

to make their way to the hot tub.

- Oh, my god. - Too much rain!

- Go, go, go! - Copy that.

- Okay, what's the lunch menu?

- Filet mignon with shrimps, like surf and turf,

grilled asparagus, and truffle. - Thank you.

- All right, guys. It is sh--ty outside.

Maybe we can brainstorm.

Do we have any, like, playing cards, like poker?

We could set up a poker table.

- Oh, down in, uh, the crew mess there's a poker ring thing.

Do you know how to play poker? - I play poker.

When I was in college, we'd play poker every night.

Like, I would always win.

I would save that money,

and at the end of the month just pay tuition.

Poker? I only just met you.

- So vegas is on their preference sheet,

so if we set up like a little vegas, like a bar and...

- I love that. - ...A dealer, and...

- That's a great idea. - Cigar table.

- I love it.

- We've gotta pull this together quick.

- Yeah. - What's this?

- It's egg cream with caviar. - Wow!

- It's good? - Oh!

- It's great.

Feel the wind. - It's really windy!

- Oh!

- Sun coming up. - But still rain.

- It's too windy, they said.

- Are they gonna play poker before lunch?

- No, after. - Okay, so we've got time, then.

- Yes. - Great.

- Are you telling me that doesn't look straight?

- Don't worry, I'll fix it. - Good.

- I'll do your job for you, don't worry about it.

- Yeah. - I've got it, bugs.

Don't worry about it. - Why are you so mean?

- Am I nervous right now? I don't know what's happening.

Bugsy, she's a very attractive girl.

I'm a big eyes and teeth person,

so if you have perfect teeth and nice, bright eyes,

I'm already in love.

We'll see what comes about.

- Gosh, am I intimidating you?

- No, but I'm gonna walk away now.

- Okay, bye.

- Yeah, mother----ers. - We're back.

- We're back. - Let's get that food.

- Are you guys ready for lunch? - Yes.

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Perfect, you can be seated whenever you're ready.

- Malia, malia, rob. - Ow.

- Rob, go ahead.

- Yes, I'm on my way out to help.

- Mm! Uh! - Okay.

- I'm gonna get the teak chamois and just chamois that section

so they don't sit and wet their feet.

- Ah, awesome.

- I'd like to be at the head of the table.

- Isn't this beautiful? - It's gorgeous.

- It is. - Bugsy did this.

- Very formal and intimate... Too nice for us.

- Enjoy.

- Captain ain't bad either.

Couple of drinks in me, I'd hit it.

- This clown.

- Oh, my gosh, that smells so good.

- Oh? - Yeah.

- Ah-ha, the food is here! - The food is here!

- Bugs bunny brought out the food.

- You have a filet mignon with grilled asparagus,

shrimp, and fresh truffle.

- Fantastic, thank you. - Bon appétit.

- Mm. - Oh, wow, this is delicious.

- This is good.

- Yo, I've been to a lot of restaurants.

This mother----er is good.

- You need help with anything? - No, you guys good?

- Yeah.

- We're just getting ready for poker.

- That got set up quick. - I know.

- Bugsy's on decorations. - She's good at that.

- That's her thing.

- Yeah, hannan and I are like,

hm, yeah, that looks good enough.

- Come on, rob. You have a girlfriend?

- Um, it's a very gray area. - Ooh.

- Does she work on boats too?

- No, she's a hair stylist.

- That's why your hair looks so lacquer.

- I guess.

- How was lunch? - Great.

- Amazing? - Delicious, that was so good.

- All right, I'm ready for the poker.

- Cigars.

- All right, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[ ding ]

- we got a text message from scout's babysitter.

Let's see what he's up to.

Oh, look at little man! - Oh, so cute!

- They loved it.

- They're happy? - Yeah, they're happy.

- Thank you.

- I wanna play poker. - Okay.

- Ready for poker? - Yeah.

- Ready to take your money. - You gonna play with us?

- I don't know if I'm gonna play...

- Are you gonna be a bartender?

- ...But I'm gonna be your bartender.

- [bleep]

- what time is their dinner? - 9:00?

- Did you speak to them after lunch about dinner?

- No, but I'm gonna follow what the main...

- Okay.

- Please don't avoid that. - Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Grab a seat, and we'll deal out some cards.

- Hold on... What happened to the oysters we ordered?

- The oysters are coming tomorrow.

We're getting them in fresh. - Oysters...

- Oh?

- The best thing you can do if you want something as soon

as you come on board is just pop it

on your preference sheet for us.

- I thought you put oysters. - Well, I did.

- Oh, I thought you said to put it on the preference sheet.

- It's not on the preference sheet that we have.

- No?

- I'm used to demanding guests,

but there's a big difference between demanding

and just being an outright asshole.

- ----Ing clams, mussels... - That's not oysters.

- Yo, I put oysters, but I guess you ----ing

didn't read it correctly. But it's all right.

- Aw. - No biggie.

- The best thing you can do if you want something

as soon as you come on board is just pop it

on your preference sheet for us.

- I put oysters, but... - I know I put oysters.

- ...I guess you guys didn't read it correctly.

But it's all right. I know it's a lot for you.

I was asking for them, but it doesn't matter.

- Okay, I'll have it... Look for you.

- Didn't they mention that we'd have oysters in the morning?

- I don't know, man.

- We both asked for oysters, you know what I'm saying?

- These ----ing [bleep] "I want oysters."

I'm like, you didn't even ----ing put it

on your preference sheet, so how the [bleep]

would we know to get oysters?

- Oh! - I had king-ace. Mother----er.

- Wow.

- Is this yours?

Just so we don't get anything else wrong.

- No oysters? - No oysters.

- Let me just double check, maybe I made a mistake.

- Wait, was there any clams or mussels, or no?

- He's making them right now. - Okay, awesome.

- What's that say right there? - "steak."

- no, next to the calamari.

- Ah, dinner. - Oh, for dinner.

- Yeah. - Oh.

- I guess we'll get it for dinner.

- No, no, no, we're gonna get some fresh in for you.

- Oh, dinner tomorrow. Yeah, that's fine.

- Good hand, alex! - That's fine.

- I really wanna see... - What was it, what was it?

- At what point are you gonna go talk to them?

- When I finish this. - Great.

- Can you... - Find out where he is?

- Can you tell me where he is? - Yeah.

- It's because I'm shy. - Thanks.

- I know, I can see that you're one of those miami flexers.

- Yeah, I workout on muscle beach.

- Classic.

- Here you go. - Thank you so much.

- You are welcome.

Show me the money, jerry.

- Show me ----ing clown over here.

- You're amazing, you should have...

- Are you okay if the chef comes and has a quick chat with you?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- Wow. - Oh, my god.

- He got lucky with a river card.

- Gimme that sh--. - In the dining room.

- This is the hard part.

- All in, pair of twos.

- Yo, eat some. Delicious.

- How are you? - My man, how are you?

- Very good.

I just wanna make sure, to make you guys happy with the food.

- We're pretty easy-going. Or the...

Or I am, for the most part, I should say.

- You wanna see my cards? - Show 'em.

- Tonight, I was thinking lobsters

with spaghetti al nero di seppia.

- Okay, that's fine.

- Second plate, lamb chops, grilled,

with mousseline and port wine reduction.

- Sounds like a good dinner to me.

- All right. - Lunch today was great.

We're off to a good start, though, so...

- All right. Justin, it was a pleasure.

- Of course, buddy. Thank you so much.

- [ shouting ] oh! - Oh!

- He got lucky with the river card!

- Gimme that sh--! - Woo!

- You guys all out? - We're all out.

- All done?

- Make sure this is straight. - I see you.

- I see you. - Yeah.

[ whistling ]

- hey, guys. Orders? - Vodka red bull, vodka sprite?

- Okay. On their way.

- Oh, wow, did you hear that ball joint?

Look at that thing... Mm.

- Gross.

- A vodka red bull.

- All right, all right, all right.

Got to scavenge around.

- Nice. The sky's the limit with creativity.

- I didn't see a hairdryer.

- Okay, I'll grab one for you. - Great, thank you.

- Rob, I might not always say it, but I always see you

helping and doing things that need to get done, like the flag.

And I appreciate all that you're doing.

- What do you need from me? - Right now?

- No, just in general.

Because I know you're giving the other guys directive.

Like pete has his role as lead, and...

- You actually have a higher license than he does,

and you've been a lot more helpful and respectful on deck,

so you've been doing a great job holding the standard

that you and I are used to on big boats.

- Thank you.

- So I appreciate that about you.

- Thanks, malia. - Yeah, thank you.

- Were you looking for the hairdryer?

- Oh, yeah, thank you so much. - You are welcome.

- Wow. - She's so good at it.

- I know, she's so good. - I'm not finished yet!

- You're not?

- I would have never put it together like this.

It's so beautiful.

Bugsy's table setting's dope. That sh--'s amazing.

It's cute. It's pretty.

- Can I seat them?

- Ten minutes until I serve.

----Ing late.

- One thing that's really worrying me

with kiko is his timing.

Especially when the guests are already massive pain

in my backside.

- So beautiful, I love the setting, wow.

- Yeah, that's good, man.

[ thunder ]

- and truffle oil, and it's ready to go.

- Wow, that looks good. - I smell truffle, mm.

- So to start with this evening,

you have lobster and prawns on

a squid ink pasta with white truffle oil.

- Wow... Delicious.

[ thunder ] - ooh, sh--.

- Rob. - Yes?

- We're gonna cover, because it's raining.

- Oh [bleep].

- Cover up!

- You know what we should do? We should do vegas next weekend.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- No, I'm not there, man. - I mean...

- You know, we might as well go...

- I'm out.

- No, no, no, I have to be in japan.

- Why? - I have a birthday party.

- Oh.

- She's got some bullsh-- birthday party.

- And beautiful.

- Mousseline, potato mousseline.

- Yeah. [ thunder ]

- oh, boy.

- What time will the cars be here to take us to tito's?

- 11:30.

- Yeah, I think 11:30's fine. - Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Okay, so for your main course you have lamb cutlets

on a potato mousseline with a port reduction.

Bon appétit.

- It's delicious.

- Delicious.

- Kiko, killing it.

- Amazing, they loved it.

- Ah. - Absolutely fantastic.

- Nice job.

- Jess, you're off at 10:30, on deck at 6:30.

- I'm not used to going to bed this early at night.

Bye.

- What time we leaving? - Dude, I'm ready to go.

- Yeah, I'm not trying to stay on this boat any longer.

- We're drinking dom all night.

- Don't forget to call me when you're coming back.

- Do you want me to just finish off the pantry?

- No, it's fine. - Okay.

- Thank you. - Sleep well.

- All crew, that's all guests departed.

- Copy that.

- Keep time. - Okay.

- Night. - See you in the morning.

- Thank you.

- You're still awake. - I am.

How you doing, bugs, good?

- Good, thanks.

- Jess, good night. - Mm.

I'm giddy.

Mm.

What's not to like?

He has, like, intellect, abs, pretty face...

I'm in trouble. Mm.

- Why is rob in my cabin?

- Do you wanna know the gossip? - Mm-hmm.

Hm? What is wrong with you?

- Ah!

- You're the crew mess creep, aren't you?

- The "crew mess creep."

- you are. - All right.

- I can tell already. - Eee!

- Hm.

- Tomorrow's gonna be a long ----ing day for us.

Make sure you're on deck at 7:00.

- Copy that. - Konichiwa!

- Oh!

- Oh, my god.

[ phone ringing ]

- hello?

- Yes, of...

- Let's go.

- "yes" what?

- Okay, of course.

- You coming?

- I will call the driver now.

Yeah, they're coming.

- Let's go, come on. - Let's go.

- Oh, my god, this is what we're gonna do tonight?

- Coming up...

- Pete, your sarcasm on the radio did not escape me.

All of us on the stern heard you.

- Just as bad as everyone else. Let's go, let's go, come on.

- Let's go.

- Guests are arriving.

- We're not in sag harbor anymore.

- Hello. - Had a good night?

- Yeah? - Very good night.

- You had fun? - We're having a crew come over.

- Oh, good.

Yeah, awesome.

The funny thing with bringing randoms

back to the boat is...

There's just, like, honestly nothing.

- They jumped in the jacuzzi already? Yuki's lit.

- Ah!

- Make everyone some rosé.

- Let's go, cheers. - Cheers!

- Arigato! - Some shots?

- Yeah! - Yeah, tequila!

- This bottle's a little too big.

We'll see how it gets done.

- Arigato! - Arigato!

- Arigato!

- I know. We got this. I know.

- I just wanna go to bed.

- Yeah, buddy!

- All right, guys, we're gonna call it a night, honestly.

- Is everyone going to palma?

- You are welcome.

[ phone ringing ] - hi, there.

Just calling to confirm the taxi.

It's wellington from port adriano.

- Bye.

- Take care.

- [ laughs ] sorry.

- That's okay. - That's so sweet.

- Yeah, don't touch.

- It's, like, daytime in japan right now.

[ sighs ] okay.

[ alarm beeping ]

- good morning, brotato chip. - Good morning, brotato chip.

This looks good to me... Look.

- Yeah.

- The wind's dropped below 10 knots.

If you have 15 knots of wind,

it's impossible to get off the dock.

When we have that window, we have to act fast.

- Let's do it.

- [ sighs ]

- malia, when I come out, I'm gonna hug the port side.

So you just keep an eye on the starboard.

- I'm just leaving this out, because we're gonna go underway.

So if we have to run and start going...

- We are going underway? - I think shortly, actually.

They're just checking the weather and stuff.

- Is it okay to disconnect our

secondary ground line on port side?

- Sure. - Copy.

- So I'll connect it, and then I'll disconnect it.

- Yeah.

Which shoes were they?

Oh... So cute.

- You're welcome.

- All right, all crew, all crew, prepare to depart.

- Oh sh--.

Bridge, bridge, that's one guest on the dock,

one guest on the dock.

- She just asked if she could go for a walk.

- Do you have eyes on her?

- No, she's on a... She's past the marina entrance.

- Stand by. - Copy that.

- What's she talking about?

- One of the girls just went to go for a walk,

but I guess we're departing soon.

Oopsie.

- We're at 15 knots of wind now.

- Thank you. - She's back on board.

- All right, that's the guest back on board.

- Do this.

- I'm ready to release, are you ready?

- No. - Okay.

- The ground line, pete, that's the last one you release.

So you have two port side ground lines, correct?

- We have released one port side ground line already.

- I'm laying on this boat

because you released the wrong ground line.

Un-----ing-believable.

Who told you to release the ground line, pete?

- Malia did. - Negative.

Pete, I told you to release the secondary ground line,

and captain sandy, I got your permission on that.

- Yeah, not the ground line

that's keeping us from leaning on this boat.

That's the last ground line to go.

- I copy. I'm just gonna put your port ground line on

that's very important back on.

- Of course it's not his fault.

- We've just over 20 knots of wind.

All crew, all crew, we are aborting departing the dock.

That's a no-go on departing the dock.

- We're not ----ing leaving.

- Why? - I don't know.

- Pete.

Hey, so listen.

Your sarcasm on the radio did not escape me.

- I copy, I'm just gonna put your port ground line

on that's very important back on.

I'm not... - You saying...

- There was no sarcasm.

- ...I dropped your "really important second ground line."

- I did not say I dropped your really important

secondary ground line. - Really?

Because all of us on the stern heard you.

That doesn't just look badly on pete,

that looks badly on me, and I'm done.

- Coming up...

- [ bleep ] - okay...

- Shore crew, shore crew, we can't have a tarp

or any glass on the beach.

You need to take everything down immediately.

- Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.

- Yep.

- I woke up because, like, the engines were on,

and I was like, "oh, we're finally getting off port."

and I came out and it's like, nope.

- Nope.

- Just kidding.

- Bosun to the bridge, bosun to the bridge.

- Copy, on my way.

- There's so much miscommunication.

- Don't sweat it. - I'm over it.

I wasn't being sarcastic one ----ing bit.

- I hear you.

- I was communicating with captain sandy that

I was putting back on the important line

that was taken off.

Working with malia constantly has me doing an ego check.

Like, am I outta line, was I outta line,

was she right, was I wrong.

You can't tell her anything.

- Whom? - Malia.

But it's like every time I go back and I think about it,

I'm doing the right thing, and it's a little bit annoying.

She has to have the last word, every time.

- All right, so if I'm not leaving this dock,

those toys are coming out of the garage.

- Why don't we get all the toys that we can, load up our tender,

and we'll just make a toy island in this little protected cove?

- Good plan. I love it.

- When you're stuck at the dock, it's smoke and mirrors.

You have to distract them, that they are literally

sitting exactly where you picked them up from.

Toy island it is.

- Good morning, guys.

We're gonna do breakfast upstairs.

- Can you do, like, an omelet? - Omelet?

- Perfect. Ham and cheese for you.

- Yeah. - Okay, perfect.

- All right, guys, get everything out to the tender.

We need the toy island.

- We've got two hot breakfast orders.

- Can we fit tables and chairs?

- We can make it fit. - We got lots more.

- We can make it fit. - Ooh sh--.

- You good?

- Could you roll those faster? Because we need you.

Thank you. - Veggie and ham omelette.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- So we're gonna do lunch beach picnic.

- Pasta salad, sandwich, humus, guacamole...

- Beach food. - Yeah.

- Great idea. - 1:00, does that work for you?

- It's awesome, then I can concentrate on the dinner,

because it's gonna be hell crazy.

I have a lot of things to do right now.

Beach picnic, and they want a six-course dinner.

It's a lot of job. It's a lot of work.

- It's great.

- Let's put all of these... These are all plastic, too.

You can put them straight into the bag.

I'm gonna write up a list for you, okay?

- Uh-huh.

- Like, calm down.

- [ humming ]

- picnic stuff is in the... - Desk?

- Ah. - Right.

- Okay, another cappuccino.

- Can we get some of the rosé, please?

- Yes, of course. How many glasses?

- Four. - Fabulous.

- Got 'em? - Yep.

- Should we prep the cushions?

- I don't know, I'm afraid to say anything, bro.

I don't wanna get my head bit off.

- Now it's a party.

- Woo! - Breakfast!

- Did you all have a good night? - Yeah.

- Yeah, poor hannah... Hannah and alex.

- Yeah? - Till, like, 5:00 a.M.

- Was the club good? - Yeah.

- Dude, we're bringing some of the girls back today.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah.

- Wow, okay. - You guys...

- How many people do we have, do you know?

- Three girls. - Three girls.

- And one guy. - Okay. One guy?

- Yeah. - Three girls, one guy?

- Yeah, yeah. They were here last night.

- Okay, great.

- Malia, malia, there's a possibility that friends

they met at the club are coming with.

So there will be an extra three girls, one guy,

apart from the...

- Um, we'll just have to grab more chairs.

- Copy that.

- Do you need help? - You're awesome, captain.

- Teamwork makes the dream work.

I come from a big family. We cook a lot of food.

- Is, uh, mr. Scout coming?

- Scout! - I'll check on that for you.

- Listen, I miss my son, come on.

- Okay. - So cute!

- Do you think I should toast the bread?

- Toast before, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, okay.

- [ whispering ] hannah? - Yeah?

- I'm sorry...

The primary wants to see if scout can come.

- Okay.

- All right, we're gonna run everything over.

You guys will be standing by for guests.

- Yeah. - Okay?

- Did you eat the last two of those paninis?

- I did, yeah.

All right.

[ phone ringing ] - hello?

- Hi, it's hannah from wellington.

We're actually gonna take the guests to the beach,

so I was hoping you could bring scout so justin can say hi.

- Okay. We'll head over.

- Okay, bye. - See you soon.

Bye. - Bye.

- Okay. - Malia to save the day.

- [bleep]'s sake.

- Have we got any coolers packed with drinks?

- Yeah. - Hold on, yeah.

I've sent it all with malia. - Okay.

- And the plates, the bottle opener, scissors,

ziplocs, trash bags. - Okay.

It is really nice to have a good second stew.

- Okay. - I must admit, I need her.

Sandy, do you know how long the tender drive is?

- Two minutes.

It's, like, literally the beach right across from the boat.

- Okay.

- Picnic spot is gonna be right over here in this corner.

- Oh, when are we going to the beach?

- When would you like to go?

- Just let me know when scout's there,

I'll go to the beach then. [ laughs ]

- done.

- "where's my dog, where's my dog, where's my dog."

- pete was upset. - Why?

- He was, like, "I'm gonna pull up your primary

because it's very important."

- no, he said, "I dropped your really important second line."

he was just being an asshole. He knows what he was doing.

He has the balls to say it when I'm not standing there,

but he doesn't have the balls to say it to my face.

- Tighter... Just a little bit.

- I have way too much other sh-- to worry about.

I don't give a [bleep] about his ego anymore.

Ah! [bleep]

- coming up... - Yes, hannah?

- I think we're gonna have 12 guests for dinner tonight.

They've invited their friends to dinner.

Six times 12 is 72, right?

- So we're gonna do two separate tender runs.

- Yep. - Six people in each.

- We'll be on the second one. - Yeah, we'll wait.

- Is scout on shore already, or is he...

No, no, no, he's on his way now. - He's coming, all right.

- Where's scout? - Where's the dog?

- Jess taught me this maneuver, to do it over the knee.

Why are you smiling like that?

I think I like jess. - You like jess?

- Yes. - That's awesome!

- I'll go with them, so that I can get drinks and everything.

- We're in good hands with hannah and alex.

- And pete's driving the boat, so...

- I always trust pete. - That's it.

- Good morning. - See ya.

- Hello.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- How are you? - Oh, my god.

- Struggling right now.

- Malia, malia, bugs.

The friends that they met at the club are coming with.

- Copy that.

- I just want my dog, that's all I want.

There he is! - Yeah.

- There's mr. Scout! Hey, mr. Scout!

- Welcome, welcome. Have a seat.

- Thank you, buddy, appreciate it.

- He's not happy.

Safety first, buddy.

- This looks nice.

- Would you guys like something to drink?

- I'll make the salad.

- Here you are.

- My name's peter, welcome aboard.

- Leon? There you go.

- Rob?

And no golf balls.

There's people swimming.

- He doesn't know he's in Spain right now.

He's just going.

- Hello! - Mm.

- I love pasta salad.

- Shore party, shore party, we've got the food ready.

- Come with me.

- Would you like something to drink?

- Here we go. - You're welcome.

- Nice.

- Yes, of course.

I hate it when randoms find their way back again.

[ laughter, chatter ]

- cheers! - Arigato!

- All right, see you tomorrow. - You're welcome.

- Hey, pete, you could walk over here.

- You got some hands full, captain.

- Yeah.

- That was a crazy morning, oof.

- Lotta running around.

- Thanks. - Oh...

- Yeah! - Here's the champagne.

[ mobile ringtone ]

- hello?

- Wow, I'm so sorry.

Okay, thanks.

All right, bye-bye.

[bleep]

- shore crew, shore crew, I just got a call from the beach rep.

We can't have a tarp or any glass on the beach.

We need to take everything down immediately.

- Oh [bleep] me.

- We have to take the tent down,

and we have to get all glass off the beach.

- No glass? - It's plastic.

- All the bottles that hold your alcohol are glass.

- Ah! - Ah.

- I legitimately have about 30 glass bottles on this beach,

and the tent is the only way that the guests

are gonna get any shade.

Basically, I'm up sh-- creek with no paddle.

- Is that vodka?

I've gotta dismantle this tent now.

- Yeah.

- Because we don't wanna be out here in the sun

- we don't wanna be in the sun. - Yeah?

Well, why don't you go for a swim...

- Yeah, we got this. - ...And we'll do this.

- Woo!

- There you go, madame, a little tent for you.

- You stay here.

- All right! - He's pretty good.

- The whole thing's a complete cluster[bleep].

I'm just gonna sit here and cry.

- You're doing great, sweetie!

- That is slick.

- Malia, malia, alex.

- No, sit there. All right.

- Rob or malia, anyone copy?

- Yeah, the guests wanna go back to the boat.

- Malia, malia, hannah.

- That's the best picture.

- Look! - Oh, that's perfect!

- Come, I would love that, please come.

- So kiko now has four extra charter guests.

That's a six-course dinner, with 12 guests.

Kiko is ----ed.

Kiko, kiko, hannah. - Yes, hannah?

- They've invited their friends for dinner.

I think we're gonna have 12 guests for dinner tonight.

- For six course? - Thank you.

- Six times 12 is 72, right?

How am I gonna do that?

That's gonna be crazy. I'm ----ed. Again.

Now I need to concentrate,

because now makes me--

- yeah, I'm gonna organize the plates, that's all.

I'm not gonna talk to you. - Oh ----ing sh--.

- Next, on "below deck med"...

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Woo! - Woo!

- You weren't last night.

- No, alex was there to save you.

- I've never done a six-course on a yacht before.

This is the hardest day of my life.

- If we fail, it's on you, hey?

So what's going on with his girlfriend?

He, like, put up an instagram story saying,

"missing your touch." - mm-mmm!

My last relationship, I caught him cheating on me

a bunch with other women. I'm trying to pick better men.

- So you and your girlfriend just have,

like, an open relationship? - Yeah.

- Ow!

[ whimpering painfully ]

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