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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,580 Hurry! 2 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,434 Get him! 3 00:03:09,329 --> 00:03:11,177 Over there! 4 00:03:17,249 --> 00:03:20,454 Where are you? 5 00:03:31,641 --> 00:03:33,532 Gotcha now. 6 00:03:36,553 --> 00:03:41,423 If you wanted to play house, all you had to do was ask. 7 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:49,967 Haven't you ever kissed a girl before? 8 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:54,434 Aww, it's easy. 9 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:58,395 All you do is close your eyes and pucker up. 10 00:03:58,397 --> 00:04:00,897 Like this. 11 00:04:21,057 --> 00:04:22,719 Mm-mm. 12 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,392 We wanna see what's down there. 13 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:32,708 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 14 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,680 Come on, lover boy. 15 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:52,870 That's it? 16 00:04:52,895 --> 00:04:55,861 Looks like an acorn! 17 00:04:59,807 --> 00:05:01,708 Mmm... 18 00:05:02,346 --> 00:05:05,944 Hey, come back! Come back! 19 00:05:06,094 --> 00:05:09,326 Come back, lover boy! 20 00:05:23,411 --> 00:05:26,130 Bye! See you soon! 21 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,542 Help... Please... 22 00:07:00,428 --> 00:07:02,749 Please help... 23 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:28,909 I'm sorry! What... I was kidding. 24 00:07:36,637 --> 00:07:39,579 No... No! Please! 25 00:07:39,604 --> 00:07:43,105 I'll do whatever you want! I'm sorry! 26 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,909 Please... 27 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:49,726 I'm begging you, I'm begging you! 28 00:07:50,421 --> 00:07:53,141 No, no, please! 29 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:27,489 Show me what you have to offer... 30 00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:29,504 So... 31 00:08:30,696 --> 00:08:33,126 What are you waiting for? 32 00:08:33,151 --> 00:08:35,651 Undress yourself 33 00:08:44,302 --> 00:08:46,513 Keep going... 34 00:08:58,652 --> 00:09:00,997 Hands away! 35 00:09:06,887 --> 00:09:09,702 And what about the bottom? 36 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,740 I'm waiting... 37 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,563 Well? 38 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,610 It's alright. 39 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:45,065 "All right"? 40 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:48,913 Honey, this here is some Grade A prime rib. 41 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:55,362 Are you sure you want to do this ?? 42 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,741 We've been over this. 43 00:09:57,766 --> 00:10:00,100 I don't have a choice. 44 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:02,661 You could always sell drugs. 45 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,912 Oh, my God, what are you... 46 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,494 Go back to your computer, I wasn't done with my show. 47 00:10:07,644 --> 00:10:10,142 Uh, okay, then get in here and close the door, I'm buck naked. 48 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:10,946 Well, 49 00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:14,528 you better get used to it. It is your new business attire. 50 00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:16,379 Joke all you want, but it's either this 51 00:10:16,404 --> 00:10:18,579 or drop out of school. 52 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:20,587 I thought you said your mom could swing it? 53 00:10:20,612 --> 00:10:23,414 The tuition and her mortgage? Ng ng. 54 00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,992 Not without my dad's income. Not for long. 55 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,816 Well, breaking news for ya, 56 00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:29,641 there are other ways a gal can earn cash 57 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:34,152 besides flashing her vertical smile all over cyberspace. 58 00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:36,917 Look, Kylie, 59 00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:38,749 you're better than this - 60 00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:41,940 and I strongly doubt your dad would approve. 61 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:45,548 All right, look; it's not prostitution, or even stripping. 62 00:10:45,573 --> 00:10:49,126 There's no sleazy men slipping singles into my g-string while copping a feel. 63 00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:52,013 - Yeah, but. It's porn, Kylie! 64 00:10:52,038 --> 00:10:55,223 Technically. But it's not like skanky Boogie Nights porn. 65 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,284 I mean, it's just me and a few unmanned cameras 66 00:10:57,321 --> 00:11:00,953 doing things I'd probably be doing anyways. 67 00:11:01,815 --> 00:11:03,239 Metal and glass 68 00:11:03,264 --> 00:11:04,986 that's all. 69 00:11:05,909 --> 00:11:08,187 And a whole wide world of douchebags 70 00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:10,324 whacking off on the other side! 71 00:11:10,349 --> 00:11:12,700 Ugh... I gotta go. 72 00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:15,716 Have fun with your little nudie site. 73 00:11:26,975 --> 00:11:30,396 My name's Mia. Welcome to Girlhouse. 74 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,559 Come inside! 75 00:11:48,612 --> 00:11:50,034 Come on, boys. 76 00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:53,352 I'm so wet and ready for you. 77 00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:57,486 Oh... 78 00:11:57,511 --> 00:12:00,872 Oh, yeah. Yeah... 79 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:06,924 Oh, oh... Oh, mm... 80 00:12:06,949 --> 00:12:09,857 Oh. Um... 81 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,992 - Hi, you've reached the voicemail of Linda Atkins, 82 00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,757 please leave a message. 83 00:12:17,782 --> 00:12:20,781 Hey, Mom, it's me. Great news...Um, 84 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,078 I got a part-time job working for one of my professors. 85 00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:27,703 It pays really well, so I'll be able to send you some money. 86 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,982 Also, I decided to move off campus with some friends. 87 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:35,164 It's way cheaper and way more spacious than the dorms. 88 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,314 Oh, yeah, and, wait, here's the best part: 89 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,387 I got this scholarship that begins next semester, 90 00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:43,283 so you won't have to pay my tuition from now on. 91 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:47,489 I miss you, Mom. Talk soon. Bye. 92 00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:54,291 Kylie Atkins! What changed your mind? 93 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,977 Got my eye on a new pair of shoes. 94 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,119 My detractors say I'm just some smut pedlar, 95 00:13:07,144 --> 00:13:09,869 preying on the weaknesses of young women and men. 96 00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,810 I say screw them. 97 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:15,802 The fact is, I'm one of the fastest-rising entrepreneurs in America. 98 00:13:15,804 --> 00:13:17,997 I'm no pimp. 99 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:21,131 I'm the Hugh Hefner for the 21st century. 100 00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:23,486 Um, about the pay. 101 00:13:23,488 --> 00:13:25,536 Can I really expect to make 102 00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:27,838 - as much as you said? - Minimum. 103 00:13:27,863 --> 00:13:29,916 Anything above base salary is up to you. 104 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,502 We track every eyeball and every girl every second of the day. 105 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:35,977 You bring dollars, you get rewarded. 106 00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:37,872 Sky's the limit. 107 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,290 Now... 108 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:43,008 How do I make sure one of these guys doesn't end up stalking me? 109 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,797 - Today, Girlhouse is the most secure, 110 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:47,371 technologically advanced site of its kind. 111 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,974 My team of top engineers work around the clock 112 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,421 from an untraceable location to ensure 113 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:55,720 that Girlhouse can never be tracked or hacked. 114 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:02,363 Team, say hi to Kylie. 115 00:14:03,796 --> 00:14:06,479 Hi to Kylie. 116 00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:09,805 Bye, team. With this little baby, 117 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:14,423 I can monitor and control every aspect of the site 24/7. 118 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,159 Cameras, microphones, computers. 119 00:14:16,184 --> 00:14:18,268 I can block it all with the push of a button. 120 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,893 Girlhouse is pretty much the Fort Knox of websites. 121 00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:39,001 - Um... How much of that is required? 122 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,220 Uh, nothing's ever required. 123 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:44,209 Everything and everyone you do is up to you. 124 00:14:44,706 --> 00:14:48,570 Look, when I approached you in the quad last spring, 125 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:51,953 it was because I could see you were someone special. 126 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,912 I knew you had what it takes to be a hit. 127 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:07,336 Here we are. 128 00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,584 Home sweet home. 129 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,398 After you. 130 00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:25,858 - Steve. - Gary. 131 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,611 This is Kylie, our newest resident. 132 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,299 - Pleasure. - Hi. 133 00:15:30,324 --> 00:15:32,410 Steve and Big Mike oversee security. 134 00:15:32,412 --> 00:15:34,922 Along with the perimeter wall out back, 135 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:38,431 they are low-tech last line of defense. 136 00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:42,477 How often do you have to turn people away? 137 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,317 Uh, a few times a year. 138 00:15:44,342 --> 00:15:47,294 Some college chump follows one of the girls home. 139 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:48,534 No big deal. 140 00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:52,009 Yeah. Especially when you're an ex-NC State linebacker. 141 00:16:16,787 --> 00:16:20,943 Okay, so now we're at this nice state. These vegetable are just able where I want.. 142 00:16:20,998 --> 00:16:22,303 Shit, Gary! 143 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,127 You didn't say you were coming by! 144 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:27,690 And that's Kat. She's... 145 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,307 Well, she's Kat. 146 00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:35,661 Uh, we have over 147 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:38,156 50 cameras around the house. 148 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:41,909 I encourage you to utilize as many as you can. 149 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,868 So, like, hundreds of guys are watching us right now? 150 00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:48,394 Thousands, at any given moment. 151 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:56,582 Why do they want to watch all the boring stuff... like this? 152 00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:58,774 Well, it gives members the sensation of... 153 00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:00,335 actually getting to know you. 154 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,360 It's what makes us different from other sites. 155 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:05,680 - There's our Kat. - These guys will fall in love with you, 156 00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:07,017 'cause they're not getting just the sex, 157 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,629 they're getting a full experience. 158 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,636 It's kinda like they live with us. 159 00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:15,129 Except each girl's full identity is always kept secret. 160 00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:18,801 Members can never figure out where or who you are in real life, 161 00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:21,985 and... if some random viewer does recognize you, 162 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:25,749 we block or delete any attempt to broadcast it. 163 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,885 Should we take the tour? 164 00:17:38,873 --> 00:17:42,366 That's Devon, our main attraction. 165 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,741 Devon. 166 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:47,787 This is Kylie, our new roommate. 167 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,859 A little on the wholesome side, eh, Gare? 168 00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:57,803 Hope she doesn't devalue the product. 169 00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:01,634 She thinks you're competition. Take it as a compliment. 170 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,494 Come on. 171 00:18:06,943 --> 00:18:08,977 Okay... 172 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,264 That's Janet. She's doing a chat right now, 173 00:18:14,289 --> 00:18:16,557 probably with a bunch of millionaire execs. 174 00:18:16,582 --> 00:18:18,653 She's big with the Fortune 500 crowd. 175 00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:21,017 That's 'cause I'm all business, bitches! 176 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,550 This is Kylie, the new girl. 177 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,144 Hey, girl. 178 00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:29,167 Okay, boys, you wanna see my spreadsheet? 179 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,150 Okay. 180 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,295 Get that. Yeah! 181 00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:40,099 This is Heather's room. 182 00:18:40,124 --> 00:18:42,409 She's the wild one. 183 00:18:44,473 --> 00:18:47,607 Also the loudest in the sack. 184 00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,514 When she's knocking boots you're gonna hear about it. 185 00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:52,260 Literally, the whole house shakes. 186 00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:54,562 Hey! Gare, thought I heard you out there. 187 00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:56,843 Hey, Heather. This is Kylie, your new roommate. 188 00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,412 Hey, hon. Pleasure. 189 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,144 Gare, you still owe me for that 3-way last week, remember? 190 00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:03,999 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I forgot. I'll get on that, okay? 191 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,370 - Okay. - All right. 192 00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:09,507 Good luck, and live sexy. 193 00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:11,319 Take care. 194 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,438 Okay, come on. 195 00:19:20,088 --> 00:19:21,364 Here it is. 196 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,896 New girl always gets the third floor. 197 00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:33,414 It's perfect. 198 00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:37,558 - Here you are. - Hey! 199 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,746 I missed you. 200 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:47,018 Kylie, this is Mia. My girlfriend. 201 00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:48,434 Hey. 202 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:49,540 Hey. 203 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,781 I know, I know what you're probably thinking, 204 00:19:51,783 --> 00:19:53,117 "How do they justify living here, 205 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,561 doing this for all those sleazy guys out there," but... 206 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:56,964 we don't look at it like that. 207 00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,095 The members may not necessarily be our fantasy, 208 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,367 but we definitely are theirs. 209 00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:04,396 And they're not all creepy losers. 210 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:06,079 You'll see. 211 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,615 Come on. 212 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,947 Bye! 213 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:31,770 And you all go to Selby College? 214 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,555 You kidding? I dropped out when I found out 215 00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:35,442 how much money I could make here. It's ridiculous. 216 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,660 Mm-hmm. No college for this girl. Gary found me in Vegas. 217 00:20:38,662 --> 00:20:40,371 - Stripping or... - No. 218 00:20:40,396 --> 00:20:42,368 Making $5 foot-longs at Subway. 219 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:45,149 Now she puts about 5 foot-longs in her subway each week. 220 00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:47,985 Yeah, for a lot more than $5. 221 00:20:48,339 --> 00:20:50,071 Yeah! 222 00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:54,102 Yeah, I go to Selby, but that's not where I met Gary. 223 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:57,084 I was in a bikini contest in South Beach, 224 00:20:57,109 --> 00:21:00,357 he was judging. I offered to blow him for first place. 225 00:21:00,382 --> 00:21:01,643 And? 226 00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:04,112 I didn't realize there was a second judge, 227 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,159 and I came in second. 228 00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:09,636 - Okay, what about you? - What's your story? 229 00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:12,477 - I'm from Topeka. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:15,330 - Siblings? - I'm an only child. 231 00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:18,000 - What do your parents do? - My mom is a housewife. 232 00:21:18,002 --> 00:21:20,295 Hmm, sweet. What about your dad? 233 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,884 He, um... He passed away. 234 00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:26,572 Oh, I'm so sorry. 235 00:21:26,597 --> 00:21:28,420 Recently, or... 236 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:30,827 Like, 3 months ago. 237 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,237 But anyway, I'm really happy to know about 238 00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:38,197 the off-camera room. I might need to use the bathroom there 239 00:21:38,222 --> 00:21:40,556 - until I get more comfortable. - Yeah. 240 00:21:40,558 --> 00:21:42,558 Some guys pay serious coin for that. 241 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,532 - Ew! - Shut, up, Devon, 242 00:21:44,557 --> 00:21:49,299 - you fucking love it. - Okay, ladies, ladies, ladies, 243 00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:51,451 I think it's time... 244 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:55,632 - Oh... - Time... 245 00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:58,256 - Time for what? - To get naked! 246 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,717 Okay, boys. Here I am. 247 00:22:07,742 --> 00:22:11,431 Okay, remember, just you and your computer. 248 00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:23,617 You must be the new one… 249 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:27,521 What tricks do you have ready for us, you are new? 250 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:32,331 No tricks, but... maybe a few treats. 251 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:25,051 I don't know, Gare. It's a little junior high to me. 252 00:23:25,145 --> 00:23:27,241 Just give her a minute. 253 00:23:36,703 --> 00:23:38,601 I am not sitting because of your shoulders, Sweet. 254 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,623 Oh, really? 255 00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:43,691 Are you here for these? Mm... 256 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,716 That's better. 257 00:23:59,243 --> 00:24:00,921 Bra. Down. Please. 258 00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:08,387 Here we go, gang. 259 00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:23,607 Damn, girl! 260 00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,514 Nice rack. 261 00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:26,804 Ou! 262 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,962 Yes! 263 00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:39,735 I knew this girl would kill. 264 00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:42,195 Jimmy, time for dinner. 265 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:45,105 In a minute Mom, I'm doing homework. 266 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:47,685 CHICAGO 267 00:24:47,794 --> 00:24:53,362 LOS ANGELES 268 00:24:53,387 --> 00:24:58,785 TOKYO 269 00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:10,256 ATLANTA 270 00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:20,568 CHARLOTTE 271 00:25:20,593 --> 00:25:21,900 Dude, clean up your shit. 272 00:25:21,925 --> 00:25:24,016 Dude, dude, shut up. You gotta get in here and see this girl. 273 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:25,800 Right now. Right now! 274 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,763 All right, you can clean up later, then. 275 00:25:33,369 --> 00:25:35,934 No fucking way. 276 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:38,727 I know, right? Hot as balls. 277 00:25:38,752 --> 00:25:41,515 No, dude. I know that girl. 278 00:25:41,918 --> 00:25:45,943 I'm serious, that's Kylie Atkins. I went to school with her. 279 00:25:45,968 --> 00:25:48,443 You know this creature? 280 00:25:48,484 --> 00:25:50,114 Not possible. 281 00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:51,644 Okay. 282 00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:53,489 Do you know Ben Stan ... 283 00:25:53,514 --> 00:25:54,677 Dude, what are you doing? 284 00:25:54,702 --> 00:25:57,314 - What? Are you in love with her? - What? No! 285 00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:59,274 Oh, my God. 286 00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:01,220 How long? 287 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:05,505 - Kindergarten. - Does she know? 288 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:09,324 Nuh, that makes sense. You're a total dork, and she's... 289 00:26:09,998 --> 00:26:11,888 ...that. 290 00:26:17,832 --> 00:26:20,902 You are a natural! 291 00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:24,720 - I loved it. How did it feel? - You know, just me and my computer. 292 00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:26,217 Such an agony! Pull her panties off... Her first dance, buddy, leave it… 293 00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:27,391 Hi. 294 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,398 Oh! It's Loverboy. 295 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,994 He's always on here. He's a total sweetie. 296 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:33,852 You should say hi. 297 00:26:37,186 --> 00:26:40,750 Sorry, Loverboy, you just missed me. Can you come back tomorrow? 298 00:26:40,775 --> 00:26:42,853 We'll chat one-on-one. 299 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,291 Promise? 300 00:26:46,316 --> 00:26:48,118 You bet. 301 00:26:49,725 --> 00:26:51,597 Tomorrow 16:00 pm 302 00:26:52,104 --> 00:26:54,668 That works, I'll look for you. 303 00:26:54,693 --> 00:26:56,206 By the way, great handle. 304 00:26:56,231 --> 00:26:59,649 Anyone with "love" in their name is okay by me. 305 00:26:59,674 --> 00:27:01,729 Camera Offline Recording off. 306 00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:17,438 Anyone with "love" in their name is okay by me. 307 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:05,334 Aw, yeah... Oh... 308 00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,051 Wow. 309 00:29:28,053 --> 00:29:30,002 You are really not taking this well. 310 00:29:30,027 --> 00:29:32,071 Yo... 311 00:29:33,244 --> 00:29:34,692 Think about it this way, man. 312 00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:38,119 From now on, you literally get to jerk off to your dream girl. 313 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,368 She goes to Selby College, actually. 314 00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:43,984 - Like, Selby in Milton? - Mm-hmm. 315 00:29:44,009 --> 00:29:45,417 Dude, that's like, 70 miles from here. 316 00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:47,632 You gotta go get her. I'm serious; dude, 317 00:29:47,657 --> 00:29:49,748 she's not only right around the corner, she's gettable. 318 00:29:49,773 --> 00:29:51,028 "Gettable"? 319 00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:53,515 Why, because she's doing porn? 320 00:29:53,517 --> 00:29:56,017 Exactly! Dude, it's got self-esteem issues 321 00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:58,587 - written all over it. - No, you don't understand. 322 00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:00,109 There must be an explanation. 323 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,994 Kylie was always the hottest girl in Topeka, but... 324 00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:06,299 she was never... a slut. 325 00:30:06,324 --> 00:30:08,730 How would you know that? 326 00:30:08,732 --> 00:30:11,135 You said it yourself, you were too much of a pussy to ever talk to her, so 327 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,961 why don't you drop some fertilizer down on those floors, 328 00:30:13,963 --> 00:30:17,583 and grow your little apple seeds into Granny Smiths and go get her! 329 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:20,120 Mm-hmm, yes. 330 00:30:20,268 --> 00:30:22,699 - Gonna do that. - Fucking gorgeous. 331 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,492 Drink up, buttercup! 332 00:31:45,418 --> 00:31:47,729 We need to switch shots for clothes. 333 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,731 - Strip war? Hell yeah! - Yeah, yeah. 334 00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:54,297 "Go-suck- cock-for-a-Liv-ing..." 335 00:31:54,322 --> 00:31:56,015 Fuck! 336 00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:57,642 I'm so good! 337 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,569 Lady luck over there! What, did you fuck 338 00:31:59,594 --> 00:32:01,025 a leprechaun last night? 339 00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:03,105 Shirt's off, sourpuss. 340 00:32:11,605 --> 00:32:13,998 Perfect. Ahh! 341 00:32:14,353 --> 00:32:16,481 You scared the crap out of me! 342 00:32:16,506 --> 00:32:17,665 God. 343 00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:18,865 What are you doing here? 344 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:21,086 You know you're not supposed to be here. 345 00:32:21,088 --> 00:32:22,583 Gary's gonna be pissed. 346 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,758 Whatever. I had nowhere else to go. 347 00:32:24,783 --> 00:32:27,543 I'm broke and homeless, okay? 348 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,379 Anyways, I'm clean now, so I can come back. 349 00:32:30,404 --> 00:32:32,296 I highly doubt you're clean. 350 00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:34,490 And Gary's already replaced you. 351 00:32:34,515 --> 00:32:37,501 What? You serious? 352 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,544 That's my bed! 353 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,862 - She's pretty. - And nice. 354 00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:45,836 And not a heroin addict. 355 00:32:50,459 --> 00:32:52,815 Gary, if you're watching, 356 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,398 I swear I'll be good from now on. 357 00:32:55,678 --> 00:33:00,178 Besides, you need some Latin panocha up in here, 358 00:33:00,203 --> 00:33:03,056 give this house some flavour. 359 00:33:03,809 --> 00:33:08,731 Look, I'm off the crank, I promise, just give me one more chance. 360 00:33:11,429 --> 00:33:14,474 You sure you wanna give up on this? 361 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,285 He says you can stay on the couch... 362 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,134 for now. 363 00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:31,451 Thank you so much, papi, I... 364 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,407 I won't let you down, I swear. 365 00:33:43,879 --> 00:33:45,432 Okay, who's next? 366 00:33:45,464 --> 00:33:47,864 I need you guys cheering for me! 367 00:33:47,906 --> 00:33:50,227 Ready, girls? Pay attention! 368 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,820 Whose turn is it? Who's next? 369 00:33:55,845 --> 00:33:57,806 Woo! 370 00:34:35,761 --> 00:34:37,790 Is that coconut? 371 00:34:43,371 --> 00:34:45,374 I've missed you. 372 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:48,732 Gotcha now... Gotcha now... Gotcha now... 373 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,184 You got clean for me? 374 00:35:20,615 --> 00:35:23,264 I knew it was coconut. 375 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,704 Hey. 376 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,929 Linda Lovelace, in the flesh. 377 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:59,314 Saw your show last night. Definitely got me hard. 378 00:35:59,316 --> 00:36:01,364 The house looks nice though - score. 379 00:36:01,389 --> 00:36:02,983 When are you going to invite me over for tea? 380 00:36:03,008 --> 00:36:05,103 No can do. The location is top secret. 381 00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:06,215 - Really? - Mm-mm. 382 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,512 What about all the guys that come over to pork your brains out? 383 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:10,486 They are blindfolded on the drive over. 384 00:36:10,511 --> 00:36:11,410 - You're kidding. - No. 385 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:13,024 Kinky. 386 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,645 Tell her yet? 387 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:22,092 I'm really not too worried about her logging on and finding out, 388 00:36:22,117 --> 00:36:24,531 so... nope. 389 00:36:42,424 --> 00:36:43,766 Kylie. 390 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:45,237 Wow! Hey. 391 00:36:45,262 --> 00:36:47,937 - Uh, hi. - Yeah. 392 00:36:47,962 --> 00:36:50,066 Ben Stanley. 393 00:36:50,168 --> 00:36:52,055 What are you doing here, do you go to Selby? 394 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,945 No, I don't, actually, I go to Old North Tech in Charlotte. 395 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:57,830 But I have a chemistry lab here, twice a week. 396 00:36:57,855 --> 00:36:58,940 Oh. 397 00:36:58,942 --> 00:37:02,213 So, wow! It's so good to see you. Were you in Topeka this summer? 398 00:37:02,238 --> 00:37:03,249 Yeah. 399 00:37:03,274 --> 00:37:04,883 'Cause I... I didn't see you. 400 00:37:04,908 --> 00:37:07,883 I didn't get out much. 401 00:37:08,148 --> 00:37:11,221 My... dad died. 402 00:37:11,246 --> 00:37:14,338 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 403 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:16,164 Wow. 404 00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:18,192 Well, I mean, I didn't know your dad, 405 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,119 but if he contributed to making you, 406 00:37:20,144 --> 00:37:24,157 he must have been pretty awesome. 407 00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:28,246 You look different... from high school. 408 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:32,268 Late growth spurt, that's what that is. Yeah. 409 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,685 - Well, it's good to... - Hey, do you wanna... 410 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,934 Sorry, do you wanna maybe go for coffee some time? 411 00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:37,681 Or like, a snack? 412 00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:38,789 - "Snack"? - Yeah. 413 00:37:38,814 --> 00:37:40,924 I don't know why I said snack. 414 00:37:40,984 --> 00:37:43,980 Um... Yeah, that'd be great. 415 00:37:44,005 --> 00:37:46,509 Cool, when... should we do that? 416 00:37:46,534 --> 00:37:48,689 - Gimme a call. - Okay. 417 00:37:53,596 --> 00:37:55,897 - Wait, is that the time? - Yeah. 418 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,899 - I gotta go. - Where? I'll walk you. 419 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,784 No, um... No, it's okay. I... 420 00:37:59,809 --> 00:38:02,761 Across campus. It's far away. 421 00:38:02,786 --> 00:38:04,519 Call me! 422 00:38:32,802 --> 00:38:35,587 Hey, Loverboy, sorry I'm late. 423 00:38:35,872 --> 00:38:37,195 I thought you stood me up. 424 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:39,292 The girls always transfer me. 425 00:38:40,283 --> 00:38:44,471 Aww, not this girl. Let's go private. 426 00:38:50,252 --> 00:38:52,268 So... 427 00:38:52,522 --> 00:38:55,471 Do you want me to get undressed? 428 00:38:56,681 --> 00:38:58,522 Oh... 429 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,966 Just talk. 430 00:39:02,271 --> 00:39:04,889 Okay, sure. 431 00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:07,169 I can do that. 432 00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:11,256 What do you wanna talk about? 433 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:15,953 Come on, lover boy... boy... boy... 434 00:39:18,516 --> 00:39:22,801 Um.. The girls say you're something of a regular. 435 00:39:26,939 --> 00:39:28,789 I like that. 436 00:39:28,814 --> 00:39:31,084 Means you're loyal. 437 00:39:34,493 --> 00:39:37,762 What do you do for work? 438 00:39:45,453 --> 00:39:46,750 Computer 439 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:49,477 Oh, like programming? 440 00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:51,752 Programming, maintenance, Hardware. Everything. 441 00:39:51,777 --> 00:39:53,754 How do you like that? 442 00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:56,158 It lets me get by with life. 443 00:39:56,183 --> 00:39:57,228 Oh. 444 00:39:57,253 --> 00:40:00,739 That's... nice. 445 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:04,200 You are too. 446 00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:06,096 Aww... 447 00:40:06,121 --> 00:40:08,822 Thanks, Loverboy. You too. 448 00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:15,051 How did you know? 449 00:40:15,809 --> 00:40:17,890 What do you mean? 450 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:25,289 You don't even know me 451 00:40:25,314 --> 00:40:29,338 True, but... sometimes you can just tell. 452 00:40:34,372 --> 00:40:36,431 You don't even know how I look. 453 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:41,043 Well, I'm sure you're very handsome. 454 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:50,934 Are you sure you don't want me to get undressed? 455 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:54,045 It's okay, it's what I'm here for. 456 00:40:58,652 --> 00:41:00,829 Ben Wanna grab that snack tonight :) 457 00:41:00,854 --> 00:41:04,083 Sorry, Loverboy, can we pick this up another time? 458 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:15,814 Do you still find, me good looking? 459 00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:16,965 Wait... 460 00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:18,960 How did you do that? 461 00:41:18,985 --> 00:41:20,931 Gary said this place was impossible to hack. 462 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,370 DO YOU STILL FIND, ME GOOD LOOKING? 463 00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:26,827 Yes. 464 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:29,555 Loverboy, I think you're beautiful. 465 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,760 Bye. 466 00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,875 It's weird, we've known each other since... 467 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,862 Since kindergarten. I think. 468 00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:49,428 Yeah. 469 00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:52,375 And this is the first time we've actually really... 470 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,981 - hung out. - That is weird. 471 00:41:55,006 --> 00:41:57,942 Who else do you keep in touch with from home? 472 00:41:57,975 --> 00:42:02,511 Oh, just my close friends. You know, my homies. Um... 473 00:42:02,823 --> 00:42:04,647 What about you? 474 00:42:04,786 --> 00:42:07,032 No one, really. 475 00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:09,607 It's weird, you know, sometimes it feels like 476 00:42:09,632 --> 00:42:12,662 you have so many friends one minute, and then you leave home, and 477 00:42:12,687 --> 00:42:14,844 you're basically all alone. 478 00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:17,803 It's hard to picture you as not popular. 479 00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:21,074 I mean, I have friends. 480 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:24,848 And now you have me. 481 00:42:25,657 --> 00:42:28,291 I do, do I? 482 00:42:28,316 --> 00:42:30,000 Mm-hmm. 483 00:43:10,643 --> 00:43:13,610 Uh, well, this is me. So... 484 00:43:14,443 --> 00:43:16,595 Very nice. 485 00:43:18,769 --> 00:43:22,506 Hey, uh, you know there's this matinee on Saturday 486 00:43:22,531 --> 00:43:24,746 of Rear Window, it's playing at that 487 00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:27,040 old theater by the river 488 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:29,363 Do you have a chemistry lab on Saturday, too? 489 00:43:29,365 --> 00:43:31,465 Oh... Yeah, no, no, no. Um. 490 00:43:31,467 --> 00:43:35,826 But... Hitchcock is definitely worth the 70-mile drive. 491 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,101 Yeah, I'll see you Saturday. 492 00:43:39,126 --> 00:43:41,380 See you Saturday. 493 00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:44,432 Good night. 494 00:43:47,796 --> 00:43:49,627 Good night. 495 00:43:54,463 --> 00:43:56,125 It's Kylie. 496 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:59,935 I need a pick-up. Thanks. 497 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,666 How's that exam prep going? 498 00:44:07,336 --> 00:44:10,104 You know, I think you might be the only straight person I know 499 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,540 to turn it off when the nudity starts. 500 00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:15,120 Which does beg the interesting question of, 501 00:44:15,145 --> 00:44:18,355 you are straight, aren't you? 502 00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:20,112 Dude. 503 00:44:21,978 --> 00:44:24,207 I'm gonna tell her. That I know. 504 00:44:24,232 --> 00:44:26,066 About Girlhouse? 505 00:44:26,534 --> 00:44:28,064 Bad idea, dude. 506 00:44:28,089 --> 00:44:29,618 Okay, um... Why? 507 00:44:29,643 --> 00:44:32,944 If she knows, then she'll think that you think she's easy. 508 00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:36,099 Any girl on a site like this must be a whore. 509 00:44:36,222 --> 00:44:38,042 But I don't think that. 510 00:44:38,067 --> 00:44:39,797 It's not gonna matter, dude. 511 00:44:39,822 --> 00:44:41,818 You wanna keep this thing going. Then trust me, 512 00:44:41,843 --> 00:44:44,036 do not tell her. 513 00:45:31,939 --> 00:45:33,881 Excuse me. 514 00:45:40,623 --> 00:45:42,332 Hi. 515 00:45:50,376 --> 00:45:53,959 Wow, looks intimidating in there. 516 00:45:53,961 --> 00:45:56,088 You must be pretty smart if you know how to work 517 00:45:56,113 --> 00:45:59,537 all those wires and buttons. 518 00:46:01,045 --> 00:46:03,744 I've always been attracted to smart men. 519 00:46:03,769 --> 00:46:05,979 Men with brains. 520 00:46:06,004 --> 00:46:09,802 But do you wanna know what's not smart? 521 00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:12,154 What's not smart is coming to a job site 522 00:46:12,179 --> 00:46:16,053 and then sexually harassing one of the employees. 523 00:46:16,683 --> 00:46:18,917 I saw what you were doing. 524 00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:23,204 Tongue hanging out, like some thirsty dog. 525 00:46:23,278 --> 00:46:26,944 Get a good peek? Hmm? 526 00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,715 One word to your boss, 527 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:31,945 I could have you fired like this. 528 00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:35,727 Next time, think twice before preying on innocent women. 529 00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:37,472 Got it? 530 00:46:38,653 --> 00:46:43,993 I said, you got it, you sick perv? 531 00:46:57,077 --> 00:46:58,916 OH MY GOD! 532 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:03,475 Hmm. Not so smart after all. 533 00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:14,922 Poor Jimmy Stewart, with those two broken legs! 534 00:47:14,924 --> 00:47:17,546 But he got the girl, so... 535 00:47:17,571 --> 00:47:19,448 It is a pretty steep price for love. 536 00:47:19,473 --> 00:47:22,653 No price is too steep for love, Kylie. 537 00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:25,545 How's that. That was good, right. A good Jimmy? 538 00:47:26,768 --> 00:47:28,291 What are the odds 539 00:47:28,316 --> 00:47:31,372 that we bump into each other like that the other day? 540 00:47:31,374 --> 00:47:32,986 It's crazy! 541 00:47:34,493 --> 00:47:37,044 Well, maybe it wasn't so random. 542 00:47:37,533 --> 00:47:39,273 What do you mean? 543 00:47:39,696 --> 00:47:43,039 I um... I know. 544 00:47:43,585 --> 00:47:46,939 About Girlhouse. 545 00:47:50,879 --> 00:47:53,101 Oh, I see. 546 00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:54,552 You saw something you liked 547 00:47:54,577 --> 00:47:56,128 and you wanted to sample the merchandise. 548 00:47:56,153 --> 00:47:58,248 No, it's not like that at all. I don't understand. 549 00:47:58,273 --> 00:47:59,678 You're right. You don't understand. 550 00:47:59,703 --> 00:48:01,855 Then help me. 551 00:48:02,066 --> 00:48:04,434 - I'm going to go. - Kylie... 552 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,508 I only brought it up because I don't want it to be an issue 553 00:48:07,533 --> 00:48:09,895 moving forward. 554 00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:12,637 Porn is not what it used to be, okay? 555 00:48:12,662 --> 00:48:16,140 And it's totally different now. It's mainstream and accepted. 556 00:48:16,165 --> 00:48:18,755 I mean, think about Sasha Grey or Jenna Jameson. 557 00:48:18,787 --> 00:48:20,410 There's no stigma. 558 00:48:20,435 --> 00:48:23,206 - Nobody cares. - Yeah, but... 559 00:48:23,231 --> 00:48:25,130 ...shouldn't they? 560 00:48:25,155 --> 00:48:26,894 I don't know. 561 00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:29,836 What about these other guys 562 00:48:29,861 --> 00:48:32,459 that are coming to the house? 563 00:48:32,484 --> 00:48:35,479 Fair. It's not required. 564 00:48:35,504 --> 00:48:37,653 Okay, but I assume 565 00:48:37,678 --> 00:48:40,216 it's a big part of the job sooner or later. 566 00:48:40,241 --> 00:48:41,963 Not necessarily. 567 00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:44,506 Girlhouse is different. It's not like that. 568 00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:46,008 The guys that log in, 569 00:48:46,033 --> 00:48:47,532 it's not just for that. 570 00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:49,690 They feel like they're getting to know us. 571 00:48:49,715 --> 00:48:51,715 They develop feelings, they fall in love, even. 572 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:54,127 Come on, Kylie. They just want to fuck you. 573 00:48:54,152 --> 00:48:55,542 That's all. 574 00:48:55,567 --> 00:48:58,106 Well, I am not that type of girl. 575 00:48:58,131 --> 00:49:00,405 Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself. 576 00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:04,021 You know what, you have no right to judge me. 577 00:49:04,046 --> 00:49:05,098 Okay. 578 00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:07,428 You have no idea what I'm going through right now. 579 00:49:07,453 --> 00:49:10,562 I'm doing this so I don't have to quit school. 580 00:49:10,587 --> 00:49:15,506 My dad's gone and my mom needs all the help she can get. 581 00:49:15,589 --> 00:49:17,144 And you know what, the guys? 582 00:49:17,146 --> 00:49:19,052 That's the toughest part about this. 583 00:49:19,077 --> 00:49:20,554 Okay? I'm hoping I can just get in there, 584 00:49:20,579 --> 00:49:22,500 make as much money as I can, and then 585 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:25,567 get out before that becomes an issue. 586 00:49:30,349 --> 00:49:34,423 I've thought this through completely. 587 00:49:34,526 --> 00:49:38,792 I really don't see how anything bad could happen. 588 00:49:40,616 --> 00:49:42,752 I'm sorry. 589 00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:45,800 So. 590 00:49:45,825 --> 00:49:49,680 Is this, you know, going to be a problem 591 00:49:49,765 --> 00:49:52,285 moving forward? 592 00:49:52,721 --> 00:49:55,889 Not until you ask me to stay the night. 593 00:49:56,695 --> 00:50:00,182 I am extremely camera-shy. 594 00:50:52,265 --> 00:50:53,932 > Where is Kylie? 595 00:50:56,131 --> 00:50:58,143 No idea, Loverboy. 596 00:50:58,168 --> 00:51:00,253 I'm kinda busy here. 597 00:51:01,695 --> 00:51:03,719 Is she at Home? 598 00:51:05,388 --> 00:51:06,929 Loverboy, 599 00:51:06,954 --> 00:51:09,768 I'm trying to do a show. 600 00:51:12,219 --> 00:51:14,099 I need to find Kylie. 601 00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:18,734 Jesus! I said I don't know where she is. 602 00:51:18,759 --> 00:51:21,976 You really are a pathetic freak. 603 00:51:33,392 --> 00:51:34,891 - You were with him last night? - Okay. 604 00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:36,268 Yeah, I had sex with him the other night 605 00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:38,896 and then I told you that he was small, and then you... 606 00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:41,280 - He...Well, I mean. He's okay. - Okay, look. 607 00:51:41,305 --> 00:51:42,419 Where is Kylie 608 00:51:42,444 --> 00:51:44,910 Well, you told me that he was small. 609 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:48,139 - Who is that? - Oh, my God, look who it is! 610 00:51:48,164 --> 00:51:51,809 - It's Loverboy... Yeah. - Oh, Loverboy! 611 00:51:51,811 --> 00:51:54,762 Hey, Loverboy. I'm... I'm just curious. 612 00:51:54,787 --> 00:51:57,314 How did you come up with that handle, "Loverboy"? 613 00:51:57,339 --> 00:52:00,198 You must be quite the ladies' man. 614 00:52:00,223 --> 00:52:03,865 Yeah. You could have gone with "Loserboy". 615 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:10,661 Definitely. 616 00:52:10,686 --> 00:52:13,345 Janet! Janet! Come say hi to Loverboy. 617 00:52:13,370 --> 00:52:16,161 Aww, poor Loverboy! 618 00:52:16,363 --> 00:52:18,610 Don't be mean. 619 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:21,761 Enough of... him. I mean. 620 00:52:21,786 --> 00:52:25,587 Anyways, do you... I mean, are you going to... 621 00:52:38,419 --> 00:52:40,786 [ Loverboy ] What a Creep! 622 00:52:48,190 --> 00:52:49,971 [ Loverboy ] What a Creep! 623 00:54:01,929 --> 00:54:04,396 What's... this. 624 00:56:12,695 --> 00:56:14,908 Enjoy the show. 625 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:22,275 Come on. 626 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:23,653 Have dinner with me tonight. 627 00:56:23,678 --> 00:56:25,440 We can drive back to Charlotte. 628 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:29,047 We can go to this awesome barbeque place, you can meet my roommates. 629 00:56:29,072 --> 00:56:31,330 How would I get back? 630 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,830 You could spend the night. 631 00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:37,971 I told you I have study group. 632 00:56:37,996 --> 00:56:40,181 But... I'll take a rain check. 633 00:56:40,206 --> 00:56:44,842 Because meeting your roommate is totally worth the 70-mile drive. 634 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,629 Funny. 635 00:57:08,706 --> 00:57:11,205 Is this some kind of joke? 636 00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:20,169 Hey, buddy! 637 00:57:20,193 --> 00:57:22,894 Private property, you can't be here. 638 00:57:30,052 --> 00:57:33,187 Turn around now, before I make you. 639 00:57:34,562 --> 00:57:36,646 All right. Well, you asked for it. 640 00:57:36,671 --> 00:57:38,515 Ahh! Fuck that. 641 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:40,078 Oof! 642 00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:26,752 Ooh, baby. 643 00:58:26,777 --> 00:58:28,509 Mm... 644 00:58:42,129 --> 00:58:44,406 Oh, baby... 645 00:59:02,982 --> 00:59:05,481 Can I help you? 646 00:59:14,381 --> 00:59:16,180 Let me guess. 647 00:59:16,205 --> 00:59:18,712 You're here for Devon? 648 00:59:22,711 --> 00:59:23,959 No. 649 00:59:23,984 --> 00:59:27,056 Wait. Heather. 650 00:59:27,082 --> 00:59:29,767 She likes that kinky shit. 651 00:59:33,289 --> 00:59:37,245 Well, run along. Her room's upstairs. 652 00:59:41,342 --> 00:59:45,498 Homie.You're really starting to piss me off, man. 653 01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:34,558 - Hi. - Hey. 654 01:00:52,045 --> 01:00:55,527 All right, boys, ready to have your minds blown? 655 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:56,620 Yes. 656 01:00:56,645 --> 01:00:58,617 You know it 657 01:00:59,235 --> 01:01:01,039 I wish it would blow my senses! 658 01:01:02,738 --> 01:01:04,888 Only 3 of you? 659 01:01:04,913 --> 01:01:09,443 Or only 3 of you with your hands free to type? 660 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,141 Yeah, screw this. I'm going one-on-one. 661 01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:28,260 Tugboat: REQUEST PRIVATE CHAT 662 01:01:29,549 --> 01:01:30,895 Sorry, fellas. 663 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,686 Tugboat and I are going private. 664 01:01:40,873 --> 01:01:43,350 I'm going to go. Got a lot to do tonight. 665 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:44,738 Reading "War and Peace" or 666 01:01:44,763 --> 01:01:47,707 showing your lady parts to all of humanity? 667 01:01:47,732 --> 01:01:49,420 Real cute. 668 01:02:10,849 --> 01:02:12,610 What the f... 669 01:02:20,049 --> 01:02:21,698 Oh yeah. 670 01:02:30,462 --> 01:02:32,795 What the fuck? 671 01:02:44,906 --> 01:02:47,408 Is anyone with you in the room? 672 01:02:51,829 --> 01:02:54,501 What are you talking about? 673 01:02:57,007 --> 01:02:59,953 Maybe jerking off really does ruin your vision. 674 01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:03,755 Nothing, it was the flickering of the candles. 675 01:03:14,611 --> 01:03:16,681 Yes baby, I like that. 676 01:03:26,879 --> 01:03:29,359 Aw. Shit! 677 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:37,149 Turn around! Someone is behind you! 678 01:03:41,529 --> 01:03:44,677 What's your problem, Tugboat? 679 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:48,836 I swear to God. Someone was standing behind you. 680 01:03:48,861 --> 01:03:52,097 Okay, is this a prank? Are you trying to freak me out? 681 01:03:52,122 --> 01:03:53,847 Not cool. 682 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:54,928 He is still there. 683 01:03:54,953 --> 01:03:58,335 He is still there. A Guy with a Mask. 684 01:04:05,776 --> 01:04:07,234 Okay, you know what? 685 01:04:07,259 --> 01:04:09,005 If that's how you're going to be, 686 01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:11,766 this session is over. Fuck you. 687 01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:16,922 Aww! 688 01:04:17,113 --> 01:04:19,007 HELP! SECURITY! 689 01:04:19,032 --> 01:04:20,482 - Shut up! - No! Aww ! 690 01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:22,431 - Jesus! - Oh...! 691 01:04:25,285 --> 01:04:28,523 Dude, I need you to come here, right now. 692 01:04:30,531 --> 01:04:32,853 Oh. NO! 693 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,033 Somebody help... 694 01:04:38,152 --> 01:04:39,452 Look. 695 01:04:43,270 --> 01:04:46,480 - What is this, a joke? - I... 696 01:04:52,391 --> 01:04:53,888 Ahh, my face... 697 01:04:53,919 --> 01:04:56,398 What's that they say about beauty? 698 01:04:56,423 --> 01:04:59,068 Something about skin deep? 699 01:04:59,093 --> 01:05:00,677 Awww! 700 01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:02,444 Is this real? Is this really happening right now, 701 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,323 or is it, like, some gimmick to drive up traffic? 702 01:05:04,348 --> 01:05:07,421 I don't know! They did some weird shit before, but nothing like this! 703 01:05:07,446 --> 01:05:09,204 Waww! 704 01:05:14,841 --> 01:05:16,629 Nobody knows. 705 01:05:18,002 --> 01:05:19,943 Call 911, now! Right now! Do it! 706 01:05:19,968 --> 01:05:21,975 I got to warn Kylie. 707 01:05:57,523 --> 01:05:59,523 Shit! 708 01:06:02,908 --> 01:06:05,294 Kylie, don't go home! CALL ME! 709 01:06:06,932 --> 01:06:08,313 What the fuck? 710 01:06:08,338 --> 01:06:10,308 - 911, what's your emergency? - Hi, I don't really know... 711 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,340 ...how to explain. So I'm on this website called Girlhouse. 712 01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,438 - "Girlhouse"? - It's a pornographic website. 713 01:06:14,463 --> 01:06:16,463 Sir, I'm not following, this line is for emergencies only. 714 01:06:16,488 --> 01:06:17,693 Look, I realize that, but I'm pretty sure 715 01:06:17,718 --> 01:06:20,490 I'm watching a girl being murdered online. 716 01:06:21,496 --> 01:06:23,670 - Where is she? - I don't know! Um... 717 01:06:23,695 --> 01:06:25,671 - Is she in Charlotte? - I have no fucking clue! 718 01:06:25,696 --> 01:06:27,003 I'm pretty sure she's somewhere in the state. 719 01:06:27,028 --> 01:06:31,059 Well, if you don't know where she is, how am I supposed to help her? 720 01:06:31,090 --> 01:06:32,472 Sir. 721 01:06:32,703 --> 01:06:33,610 Sir? 722 01:06:33,635 --> 01:06:35,418 That's it. That's it. 723 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,604 Why? 724 01:06:46,932 --> 01:06:48,528 He's putting on a show. 725 01:06:48,530 --> 01:06:50,610 I can't get a hold of Kylie, man. Did you call the cops? 726 01:06:50,635 --> 01:06:52,572 They can't do anything. 727 01:06:52,597 --> 01:06:54,307 - What do you mean they can't do... - We don't know where the house is. 728 01:06:54,332 --> 01:06:57,000 It could be fucking anywhere, man. Did Kylie ever tell you? 729 01:06:57,025 --> 01:06:58,890 Dude. 730 01:07:02,876 --> 01:07:06,437 - No, no, NO! DON'T, DON'T, DON'T! 731 01:07:18,145 --> 01:07:20,051 Ugh. 732 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,802 This is insane. 733 01:07:21,827 --> 01:07:23,392 Dude, there has to be some way to find them. 734 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:24,771 From a live video broadcast? 735 01:07:24,796 --> 01:07:26,939 What about the website, okay? It has to be registered, or something. 736 01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:29,030 "Girlhouse" prides itself on its impenetrability, man. 737 01:07:29,078 --> 01:07:30,342 Trust me. I've snooped around. 738 01:07:30,367 --> 01:07:33,402 Well... Okay, we know they're in Carolina, right? 739 01:07:33,427 --> 01:07:36,090 Kylie goes to Selby in Milton, so it can't be far from there. 740 01:07:36,115 --> 01:07:38,239 That really narrows it down. 741 01:07:47,492 --> 01:07:50,213 Fucking call the cops again, man! Do something! 742 01:07:50,238 --> 01:07:51,742 See what they have on the website, all right? 743 01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:54,570 Business records, licenses, tax receipts, anything. 744 01:07:54,595 --> 01:07:55,963 And dude, I need you to hop 745 01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:57,228 onto that computer and work your magic. 746 01:07:57,253 --> 01:07:58,608 You're a frigging CompSci major, 747 01:07:58,633 --> 01:08:00,700 dig into your bag of wizardry and hack the fuck into that site. 748 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:03,135 - Well what are you going to do? - I'm gonna drive to Milton. 749 01:08:03,137 --> 01:08:04,907 Hopefully you'll have an address for me by the time I get there. 750 01:08:04,932 --> 01:08:06,308 Dude, that's gonna take an hour and a half! 751 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,164 I'll be there in 45 minutes. Don't let me down, okay? 752 01:08:08,189 --> 01:08:10,726 Kylie's life may depend on this. 753 01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:13,701 Okay. No pressure, right? 754 01:08:15,904 --> 01:08:18,620 I'm so... 755 01:08:18,872 --> 01:08:20,760 Please... 756 01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:28,158 Mom! 757 01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:36,738 Uf. 758 01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:53,297 - Damn! - Close one. 759 01:09:07,964 --> 01:09:10,937 - Are you married? - Happily? 760 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,850 Who is happily married nowadays? 761 01:09:16,556 --> 01:09:19,227 Stop it, I'm trying to watch. 762 01:09:19,277 --> 01:09:21,304 Come on, you buy this crap? 763 01:09:21,329 --> 01:09:23,158 It's called love, dumbass. 764 01:09:23,183 --> 01:09:26,060 Believe it or not, some people still want that. 765 01:09:27,275 --> 01:09:30,960 Please, there are far too many distractions nowadays. 766 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:34,987 Porn sites, the dating sites, 767 01:09:35,183 --> 01:09:37,306 cheating sites. 768 01:09:37,385 --> 01:09:40,207 You really think if this guy had "Girlhouse". 769 01:09:40,232 --> 01:09:42,576 he'd have acted this way? 770 01:09:43,603 --> 01:09:46,420 He'd be too busy watching you. 771 01:09:51,219 --> 01:09:55,096 Okay, 20 minutes, then we can fuck. 772 01:09:56,804 --> 01:09:58,871 Stop it. 773 01:10:00,347 --> 01:10:03,137 Stop it, I wanna watch the movie. 774 01:10:04,131 --> 01:10:06,790 Sorry, 20 minutes is too long. 775 01:10:18,671 --> 01:10:20,126 Yeah. 776 01:10:26,034 --> 01:10:30,459 Yeah. Spank me! Oh, again! Oh! 777 01:10:30,491 --> 01:10:31,993 Yeah! Huh! 778 01:10:32,018 --> 01:10:34,343 Oh, yeah! 779 01:10:34,718 --> 01:10:38,154 Oh! Oh! Yeah! 780 01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:43,474 Bro, are you serious? 781 01:10:43,499 --> 01:10:46,830 You wanna watch. Log on like everyone else. 782 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:30,338 Jesus! Take it easy, guys. 783 01:11:43,338 --> 01:11:46,346 Fuck! That's enough. 784 01:11:53,373 --> 01:11:54,427 No, no, no... 785 01:11:54,452 --> 01:11:55,359 Don't go in there. Don't go in there. 786 01:11:55,384 --> 01:11:57,034 Turn around. 787 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:20,740 Aw! 788 01:12:28,258 --> 01:12:30,579 AHH! Aww! 789 01:12:48,026 --> 01:12:51,001 NO! AHH! 790 01:13:26,858 --> 01:13:30,154 Okay, I think that's enough for me. 791 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,198 I'm gonna rinse off and head upstairs before I pass out. 792 01:13:33,223 --> 01:13:35,059 You wanna come? 793 01:13:35,265 --> 01:13:37,159 In a minute. 794 01:13:37,249 --> 01:13:39,443 Okay, suit yourself. 795 01:14:22,798 --> 01:14:23,463 Do you need help? Is this real? 796 01:14:23,488 --> 01:14:24,064 - Do you need help? Is this real? - What the hell is going on? 797 01:14:24,089 --> 01:14:27,722 - Do you need help? Is this real? - What the hell is going on? - WHERE ARE YOU ???? 798 01:14:29,870 --> 01:14:33,165 Give me the Girlhouse address?? Please !! 799 01:14:43,508 --> 01:14:44,980 ( Random key symbols ) 800 01:14:45,028 --> 01:14:47,210 Oh...! Fuck! 801 01:14:49,623 --> 01:14:51,484 Use your nose. 802 01:15:04,521 --> 01:15:05,821 [CHAT ENDED] Please log in again 803 01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:29,062 - Hello? - Yo, anything? 804 01:15:29,087 --> 01:15:30,115 - Not yet. - Come on! 805 01:15:30,117 --> 01:15:33,495 - I'm trying! - Yeah, well try harder! 806 01:17:11,137 --> 01:17:14,043 Help! Anyone? 807 01:17:14,068 --> 01:17:15,683 I'm stuck! 808 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:19,728 Help! Anyone? 809 01:17:20,726 --> 01:17:21,957 Kat! 810 01:17:21,982 --> 01:17:25,050 Anyone? I'm stuck! 811 01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:27,322 Help! 812 01:17:49,624 --> 01:17:51,423 KAT! 813 01:18:58,312 --> 01:19:01,631 Ah. Ah. 814 01:20:31,554 --> 01:20:32,851 Come on, come on, come on... 815 01:20:32,853 --> 01:20:35,545 - Yo, anything? - Dude, she knows. 816 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:39,776 Shit. Okay, uh, I'm almost at Selby; you got anything for me yet? 817 01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:40,864 Negative. 818 01:20:40,889 --> 01:20:43,870 Then try something else, man, COME ON! 819 01:20:57,262 --> 01:20:59,089 Okay. 820 01:21:09,535 --> 01:21:11,440 She's alive. 821 01:21:46,165 --> 01:21:49,072 Hi, do you know Kylie Atkins? 822 01:21:49,214 --> 01:21:51,657 - Do you know Kylie Atkins? - No. 823 01:21:53,170 --> 01:21:55,441 Do you know Kylie Atkins? 824 01:21:55,466 --> 01:21:57,600 I know Kylie Atkins. 825 01:22:01,634 --> 01:22:03,213 Jesus Christ! 826 01:22:03,238 --> 01:22:04,500 She never said where this place is? 827 01:22:04,525 --> 01:22:06,879 No, they keep it secret for security reasons. 828 01:22:06,904 --> 01:22:09,317 - Ah. Genius. - Did you call the police? 829 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:10,701 Of course. 830 01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:13,224 The Milton police? 831 01:22:19,305 --> 01:22:22,172 - Mm! Mm... - Shh. 832 01:22:25,790 --> 01:22:28,604 - Argh! - Mmf! 833 01:22:50,369 --> 01:22:52,820 Shit! There he is. 834 01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:55,442 Help me move this. 835 01:23:11,761 --> 01:23:14,218 Ahh! Ah! 836 01:23:19,217 --> 01:23:22,827 Stop! Stop! Oh. 837 01:23:25,313 --> 01:23:28,395 I thought you... 838 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,827 were nice. 839 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:34,332 Loverboy? 840 01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:49,191 Oh god. 841 01:23:52,568 --> 01:23:54,124 Stop. 842 01:23:54,239 --> 01:23:55,950 HEY! 843 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:10,370 - Okay, come on! - No, wait! 844 01:24:10,395 --> 01:24:11,742 Not without Devon. 845 01:24:11,767 --> 01:24:13,791 Kylie, we have to get out of here. 846 01:24:13,816 --> 01:24:16,712 - You go. Call the cops. - Okay. 847 01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:34,391 Oh, my God! Big Mike! Thank God you're here! 848 01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:36,242 There's somebody inside that's killing everybody! 849 01:24:36,267 --> 01:24:37,704 - What? - We have to get out of here. 850 01:24:37,729 --> 01:24:38,888 We got to get out of here, right now. 851 01:24:38,913 --> 01:24:41,711 Calm down. What guy? Where is he? 852 01:24:58,572 --> 01:25:01,875 Huh? No, no, no, no. 853 01:25:08,777 --> 01:25:10,899 No, no, please. Please, don't! 854 01:25:10,924 --> 01:25:13,050 Please don't kill me! Please! 855 01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:14,794 Please! 856 01:25:19,639 --> 01:25:21,755 Please. Please... 857 01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:23,380 AHH! 858 01:25:23,454 --> 01:25:25,221 - We found it. - You did? 859 01:25:25,246 --> 01:25:27,567 - They found it. Where? - I'm not at liberty to say, 860 01:25:27,592 --> 01:25:30,463 but it's a property registered to Gary Preston, owner and operator of Girlhouse. 861 01:25:30,488 --> 01:25:32,993 No, no, you need to tell me. My girlfriend is in there. 862 01:25:33,018 --> 01:25:35,373 We have units on the way, they should be there any minute. 863 01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:37,207 No, come on, okay! You've gotta tell me! 864 01:25:37,232 --> 01:25:38,860 Sir, you can come to the police station 865 01:25:38,885 --> 01:25:40,847 and wait for her here. 866 01:25:46,652 --> 01:25:50,004 Devon, Devon. It's me, Kylie. 867 01:25:50,029 --> 01:25:53,184 Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. 868 01:25:53,209 --> 01:25:58,200 - Hold on. - Please, please. 869 01:25:58,882 --> 01:26:01,710 Oh, God. Sweetie, sweetie, 870 01:26:01,735 --> 01:26:03,423 We gotta get you out of here. 871 01:26:03,448 --> 01:26:07,307 No... Please. Please kill me. 872 01:26:07,332 --> 01:26:09,028 What? No. 873 01:26:09,053 --> 01:26:10,263 No, no, no... 874 01:26:10,288 --> 01:26:11,823 - Okay, we got to go. - I can't... 875 01:26:11,848 --> 01:26:14,434 live looking like this. 876 01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:16,457 We gotta go. We gotta go right now. 877 01:26:16,482 --> 01:26:19,263 Please. He's coming. 878 01:26:21,575 --> 01:26:24,522 - Devon! - Save yourself! 879 01:26:25,569 --> 01:26:26,938 Okay. Stay here, okay? 880 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:30,440 I'll be right back with help. Stay here. 881 01:26:38,718 --> 01:26:41,152 - Oh. - Jesus. 882 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:47,397 Where the hell are the cops? 883 01:27:37,716 --> 01:27:39,621 - Where are they? - They're there. 884 01:27:39,646 --> 01:27:42,969 Uh, no, they're not. I'm looking at the house right now. 885 01:27:43,009 --> 01:27:45,036 Go, go, go! 886 01:27:47,270 --> 01:27:48,887 All clear! 887 01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:50,667 How about you? 888 01:27:52,084 --> 01:27:54,149 We're going to need an M.E. 889 01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:05,737 - Yeah? - I got it. 890 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:08,830 - You're kidding! Where? - I just texted you the address, man. 891 01:28:08,855 --> 01:28:10,518 - How'd you do it? - I wasn't able to hack into 892 01:28:10,543 --> 01:28:12,385 Girlhouse at all, so I tried their ISP instead. 893 01:28:12,410 --> 01:28:13,966 I got in to the Centuricast grid 894 01:28:13,991 --> 01:28:15,732 for Davidson County and found this secluded mansion 895 01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:17,684 out in the sticks with a huge bandwidth trail going there. 896 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,795 - That's genius, man! Okay, call the Milton Police and tell them, 897 01:28:19,820 --> 01:28:23,408 because unlike me, they don't have Einstein on their team. 898 01:28:25,159 --> 01:28:26,633 Just hurry, dude. 899 01:28:26,658 --> 01:28:28,429 She's the only one left. 900 01:28:54,005 --> 01:28:55,572 AHH! 901 01:33:06,542 --> 01:33:09,839 In Basement. Come & Get me Loverboy ! 902 01:33:19,955 --> 01:33:22,334 What the hell's she doing? 903 01:35:11,063 --> 01:35:12,942 Urgh! 904 01:35:17,711 --> 01:35:19,124 Urgh! 905 01:35:19,149 --> 01:35:22,135 Urgh! Urgh! 906 01:35:25,030 --> 01:35:26,539 Urgh! 907 01:35:26,564 --> 01:35:28,047 AH! 908 01:35:28,192 --> 01:35:31,188 I am never going to another porn site again. 909 01:35:35,912 --> 01:35:37,650 Urgh! 910 01:35:46,270 --> 01:35:48,076 Not 911 01:35:48,101 --> 01:35:50,257 nice. 912 01:35:50,567 --> 01:35:52,869 URGH! 913 01:35:52,974 --> 01:35:55,728 And I am definitely going to need therapy. 914 01:37:10,206 --> 01:37:12,521 No cameras. 915 01:37:12,546 --> 01:37:14,383 No. 916 01:37:14,675 --> 01:37:18,161 - What did you say? - Please no cameras. 917 01:37:23,847 --> 01:37:26,118 Hey! No. No. No. 65899