Original subtitles

(man) Are we on the air?

This is "Wild 'N Out,"

Old School versus the New School.

Starring Nick Cannon.

Reppin' the Old-School Squad Shawty Shawty,

Robert Hoffman, Conceited,

Karlous Miller, Chico Bean, Rip Micheals,

Emmanuel Hudson, Justina Valentine,

Tylerchronicles,

and their captain and performer, Sisqó.

And reppin' the New School,

DC Young Fly, B. Simone,

Vena E., Bobb'E J Thompson,

Cortez Macklin,

Itslovelymimi, Maddy Smith, MC Jin,

Jay Cole, Amber Diamond

and their captain, Reginae Carter.

(audience applauding)

All right, y'all. Everybody up out your seats.

Hands in the air, and make some noise

for your host, Nick Cannon!

(all) ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

Atlanta, make some noise.

(cheers and applause)

We up in here.

Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.

(cheers and applause)

We gotta make some noise for the sensational

and wonderful "Wild 'N Out" girls.

(cheers and applause)

Thank you, ladies.

Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.

And I'm the captain of Team Old School.

(cheers and applause)

(Nick) It's Shawty Shawty!

Well, we got to give it up for 'em, Team New School.

(cheers and applause)

B. Simone. Jay Cole.

DC Young Fly.

(cheers and applause)

All the ladies over there on New school.

We got the next generation of queens in the building.

I need y'all to make some noise, for Reginae Carter.

(cheers and applause)

Hey, Miss Carter.

Now, now, you know me and your pops is people,

we good, so I told 'em I'd take care of you

and ain't gonna be no disrespect, all right?

Right, period.

We're gonna set it off.

Y'all make some noise for Reginae one time.

(cheers and applause)

But now I feel like the teams are a little uneven.

We need a little more firepower.

So "Wild 'N Out,"

make some noise and give it up for my homeboy, Sisqó.

(cheers and applause) ♪♪

Old school!

Man, I appreciate you being here, you ready?

Always, always.

We've got the vocals, we got the hits,

we got the dance moves.

(DC Young Fly) Nick!

What?

Nick!

Look at his shoes, Nick!

(laughter and applause)

(Nick) Don't start.

That (bleep) did there, them bitches lit up.

(audience laughing)

(Nick) 'Cause we lit.

Matter of fact, we so lit,

y'all ready to get to this first game?

(cheers and applause)

Y'all know it, y'all love it, it's called "Eat That Ass Up."

(cheers and applause)

Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

Come on, say it with me.

♪ Eat that ass up let's go ♪

♪ Eat that ass up ♪

Do the "Pretzel Legs."

(cheers and applause)

(all) ♪ Eat that ass up ♪

(Nick) Oh!

Ohh, ohh, there you go.

(cheers and applause)

(bell dings)

♪♪

Let's go, do the "Let Me See That Thong."

(Nick) Ooh, let me see it.

Let me see it.

Let me see-- Move, Maddy, move.

(DJ D-Wrek laughs) (buzzer buzzing)

(all) ♪ Eat that ass up ♪

♪ Eat that ass up ♪ Yeah! Hey!

(DJ D-Wrek) ♪ Eat that ass up, eat that ass up ♪

Wow! (bell dings)

Do the "Black Girl Magic."

(cheers and applause)

(all) ♪ Eat that ass up ♪

♪ Eat that ass up ♪

(Nick) Maddy... Maddy, what the (beep) are you doing?

(bell dings)

(DJ D-Wrek) ♪ Eat that ass up, eat that ass up ♪

♪ Eat that ass, eat that ass up ♪

Do the "Hit Them Angles."

(cheers and applause)

♪ Eat that ass up, eat that ass up ♪

♪ Eat that ass up, eat that ass up ♪

♪ Eat that ass up ♪ Do the "I Lost My Keys."

(cheers and applause)

(Nick) Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

You don't want none of that DC.

♪ Eat that ass up, eat that ass up ♪

Do the "Lean With It, Rock With It."

(cheers and applause)

(All) Hey, hey, hey, hey!

(cheers and applause)

(bell dinging)

(air horns)

(cheers and applause)

DJ D-Wrek, who you got as a winner?

Yo, that was super close,

but I gotta give it to the Old School.

Make some noise for the Old School y'all.

♪ Ate that ass up, we ate that ass up ♪

DJ D-Wrek, take us out!

(air horns)

(all) ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

Oh, I can't believe Sisqó wore them shoes.

(audience laughing)

♪ He gotta take them shoes back back ♪

♪ Put them shoes on the rack, rack, all night long ♪

♪ Can't believe you wore them shoes ♪

(audience cheering)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪ (air horns)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

Atlanta, where you at?

(audience cheering)

Got the princess of Hip-Hop in the building.

Y'all make some noise, for Reginae Carter.

(audience cheering)

Over there on our squad

I got a legendary OG, R&B singer Sisqó!

(audience cheering)

(Nick) Superstar!

Sit on down 'cause it's time to get to this next game.

It's a classic, you know it, you love it.

It's called, "Talkin' Spit Spit."

(audience cheering)

Yeah.

The Wild 'N Out girls are gonna bring out some chairs,

some buckets, and some water.

And myself and the queen, Reginae Carter,

gon' sit here and fill our mouths up with water.

Team that makes you spit the most wins the game.

Y'all ready?

(audience cheering)

(Nick) Ms. Carter.

(Reginae) Okay, here we go.

(audience laughing)

New School, wild out.

(audience cheering)

I am Reginae's thoughts.

Ooh, I can't believe Sisqó wore them shoes.

(audience laughing)

♪ He gotta take them shoes back back ♪

♪ Put them shoes on the rack, rack ♪

♪ All night long ♪ (audience laughing, bell dings)

♪ Can't believe he wore them shoes ♪

(audience laughing)

♪ Baby ♪

(audience cheering)

Nae Nae, watch me.

You see what I'm doing.

I'm being likeSisqó, walking light.

(audience laughing)

Girl, you look just like Lil Tunchei.

(audience laughing)

Speaking of people who look alike,

Chico, what you doing out here, boy?

(audience laughing and cheering)

(laughing) Are you serious?

Bruh, Chico is sitting here. He 'posed to be at work.

With the girl, with the big forehead.

(audience laughing and cheering)

Y'all two together? I see where this is headed.

(bell dings)

Ahh, good one.

(audience cheering)

Thank you.

Sisqó, can you turn your blinkers off

so I can do this joke, please.

(chuckles) You're distracting me like...

(bell dinging) Turn your blinkers off.

(audience laughing) Wait, Nick, I didn't do the joke yet.

I'ma look this way. They really distracting.

(audience laughing)

Oh, he showin' off!

(audience cheering)

Hey, y'all, that's what Lil Kim

gonna look like when she finish.

(audience laughing)

You know what, hold, hold, hold.

I don't mind y'all talk about my shoes 'cause...

♪ I can sing, sing ♪ (audience cheering)

♪ And I said yo man stroke ain't right ♪

(audience laughing)

♪ And DC's pants ♪

(bell dings) ♪ Too goddamn tight ♪

(audience cheering, bell dings)

♪ Yeah ♪ (audience cheering)

(bell dinging)

(air horns)

(audience cheering)

(Nick) That's it, that's all we did.

Y'all make some noise, for Reginae one time.

(audience cheering) For being such an amazing sport.

That was a hell of a game. DJ D-Wrek, who won?

Nick, you spit the most so the New School takes it.

Make some noise for the New School, y'all.

(audience cheering) Everybody on they feet.

D-Wrek, take us out.

(all) ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ I said your man stroke is incomplete ♪

(Nick) Sing to 'em, Sisqó. Sing to the ladies.

♪ You need to leave DC and get with me ♪

(audience cheering)

(Sisqó) ♪ Okay yeah ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(record scratching)

Atlanta, make some noise.

(audience cheering)

We got Reginae Carter

over there on the New School squad.

(audience cheering)

And I got my legendary O.G.,

the R&B, Sisqó!

(audience cheering)

Since we got Sisqó in the building,

we might as well play a classic game.

It's called, "R and Beef."

(audience cheering) Yeah.

But, before we start I need some problems.

It's called R and Beef, I need some issues.

(indistinct shouting) (Nick) What?

(audience shouting)

Your ex is what? Bad in bed.

Oh, you-- oh, he's bad in bed?

Damn. Oh, you-- you know what?

I think matter of fact, (bleep) it we'll take that.

(audience cheering) We'll take any problem.

I need some other problems.

What else y'all got? What else y'all got?

(audience shouting)

What's ya name?

Naw, I'm just sayin', I just wanna talk.

What's your name? Resinae.

Reginae, Resinae, and that's "Residue."

(audience laughing) Here's how-- This is Resi...

(woman) Oh, my God.

All right, and you said she too independent?

Too independent, bro.

Damn, well, all-- all right. I salute you, queen.

I think what-- you-- that's y'all, too independent.

(audience cheering)

(Nick) Who y'all think gon' win?

(audience) Old School!

New School, wild out. (audience) New School!

(audience cheering)

You already know what time it is.

(DC) It's time to battle.

(audience cheering)

Well, DJ D-Wrek... DJ D-Wrek...

(both) Drop that beat.

Ladies, if you independent and got yo own money,

this is for you.

♪ Hair I bought it ♪ What?

♪ Nails I bought it ♪ Huh?

♪ Ass I bought it ♪

♪ Don't need no man for nothin' ♪

♪ Do me, love me, hate me ♪

♪ I don't give a (bleep) just pay me ♪

♪ Vena where you been at lately? ♪

♪ I been gettin' money on the daily ♪ ♪ Ya ♪

♪ My man so lame he ain't independent ♪

♪ He tried to leave me ♪

♪ I said good luck payin' rent ♪ (DC) ♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Am I independent ♪

♪ I said uh-huh ♪

♪ But I still take your money like ♪ (DC) ♪ Mmm, mmm ♪

♪ Uh uh uh uh uh ♪ (audience laughing)

(Reginae) ♪ Look gettin to this money that is so easy ♪

♪ I don't need no man ♪

♪ Boy my daddy Weezy ♪

(audience cheering) ♪ Hair I bought it ♪

♪ Nails I bought it ♪ (DC) ♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ass I bought it ♪

♪ Don't need a man for nothin' ♪

(audience cheering)

♪ I. N. D. E. P. E. N. D. E. N. T. ♪

♪ Do you know what that means ♪ (Nick) You spelled it wrong.

♪ I. N. D. E. P. E. N. D. E. N. T. ♪

You spelled it wrong. (audience laughing)

♪ I. N. D. E. P. ♪

♪ P. E. N. D. ♪ ♪ I. E. E. P. ♪

(bell dinging) ♪ T. E. E. ♪

♪ I. N. D. E. P. E. N. D. ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪ (audience cheering)

She need a man to buy a dictionary.

♪ And a thesaurus ♪

(audience laughing)

DJ D-Wrek. Huh?

I hate you. Drop the beat.

♪♪

(Sisqó) ♪Mmm, mmm, mmm♪ We got a R&B legend in the building.

(audience cheering) We gonna wave your hands from side to side.

♪ I don't last long enough ♪

♪ She said my stroke game ain't strong enough ♪

♪ Ay, my meat went dead ♪

♪ Now somebody sleepin' in my bed ♪

♪ Sleepin' in my bed ♪

♪ It was Keisha, Lateshia, Lashonda, and Rhonda ♪

♪ My stroke game was weak with Tiesha and Sharonda ♪

♪ Party at the club in a ass way ♪

♪ Just popped two pills from the gas station ♪

♪ Said yo man stroke ain't right ♪

(audience cheering)

♪ I said yo man stroke ain't right ♪

(Nick) Talk to 'em Sisqó.

♪ I said yo man stroke is incomplete ♪

(audience cheering)

(Nick) Sing to 'em, Sisqó. Sing to the ladies.

♪ You need to leave DC and get with me ♪

(audience cheering)

(Sisqó) ♪ Oh yeah ♪

(all) ♪ I said my meat went dead ♪

♪ All right, I... ♪

♪ I said yo man ♪ (bell dinging)

♪ Stroke ain't right ♪

♪ Two pills from the gas station ♪

♪ Woah-ohh-ohh yeah ♪

(Nick) So let's do it the right way.

New School, step up. Old School, step up.

Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" girl

to help us deliberate. Independent ladies, what's up?

Y'all make some noise, for Susanne one time.

(audience cheering)

At least we know how to spell.

(audience cheering)

All right guys, let's give it up for the New School!

(audience cheering)

(DC) ♪ Ohh-yee-ohh-aah ♪

They didn't even spell it right. (DC) ♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh-aah ♪

Alright now, let's give it up for the Old School!

(audience cheering)

(Nick) ♪ Said my stroke went dead ♪

♪ Sleepin' in my bed ♪

♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh ♪ (Susanne) All right!

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Go ahead and let 'em know who won.

I think New School takes the win.

(audience cheering)

What? What were you listening to?

Girl power, girl power. ♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh-ahh ♪

(Nick) If you say so.

Hey, yo, everybody on their feet.

DJ D-Wrek, take us out. What?

♪♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Since a teen I been getting money ♪

♪ And this (bleep) don't stop ♪

♪ Close your mouth old man ♪

♪ I ain't no l-l-l-lollipop ♪ Yeah.

(audience cheering)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N ♪ (record scratches)

Atlanta, make some noise.

(audience cheering)

Oh yeah, we going all the way up.

Y'all make some noise.

We got royalty in the building,

Reginae Carter, right there.

(audience cheering)

We got a legend in the building.

Y'all make some noise, for Sisqó.

(audience cheering)

He'll be performing for us later.

This been probably one of

the funniest episodes we had so far.

And the game can still go either way

'cause it's time for the bonus round.

And it's called the...

(audience) ...Wildstyle!

Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N Out"

we focus on them jokes.

So each punchline is one point added to your total score.

So, uhh, Reginae,

that Comedy Championship Belt right there,

that could be yours. (audience cheering)

Or we could give it to the OG, Sisqó.

Who's it gonna go to? We 'bout to find out.

Old School! New School, step up.

Old School, step up.

DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

♪♪

♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪

All right, Reginae.

(Nick) You gotta step up, You gotta step up.

(imitating) ♪ I'ma rap like Weezy, baby ♪

♪ They make this (bleep) too easy baby ♪

♪ You better not say nothin' sleazy baby ♪

♪ Or I'ma cut these (bleep) like a piece of paper ♪

♪ Lifes a bitch you need some braces ♪

♪ Matter of fact B. Simone can't spell and she needin' ♪

♪ First grade-in', kindergarten ♪

♪ Why start? Get caught ♪ Really?

♪ Matter of fact you look like my daughter ♪

So y'all better not say nothin'

about little Ms. Carter. Real talk, real talk.

(bell dings) I'm just sayin' that (bleep).

I talked to Wayne before this.

Be careful. We gonna lose.

(audience laughing)

♪ Since a teen I been getting money ♪

♪ And this (bleep) don't stop ♪

♪ Close your mouth old man ♪

♪ I ain't no l-l-l-lollipop ♪ Yeah.

(audience cheering) Oh, (beep).

(bell dings)

(MC Jin) Okay, okay, okay, check it out.

Atlanta, what's up, what's up? Here we go!

(audience cheering)

♪ Call y'all self the Old School ♪

♪ But ya just old news, unh ♪

♪ And the future's right here yeah we just won't lose ♪

♪ I'm loyal to my squad I won't switch up crews ♪

♪ That's why my future lookin' brighter than Sisqó shoes ♪

(audience laughing) ♪ Future lookin' brighter than Sisqó shoes ♪

(bell dings)

Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.

(audience cheering)

Hey, yo, Bobb'e. Ahh.

♪ I bet you use a shoe box as a bed ♪

♪ You're so short you gotta stand ♪

♪ On your toes just to give a (beep) ♪

(bell dings)

♪ And Mimi, you triflin'... ♪ Hold up.

♪ You got so much plastic in your ass ♪

♪ I could bring you to the curb for recyclin' ♪

♪ And DC I bet you rockin' some long johns ♪

♪ You're so thin ♪

♪ You could be the thong in the "Thong Song" ♪

♪ Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong ♪

Come here, Sisqó. Ehh, bring your ass here.

Now, standin' in front of me... (chuckles)

♪ Yo ass is about to go to heaven ♪

♪Yo ass up here with them yes bitch 11s ♪

(audience laughing, bell dings)

(Sisqó) Bring it on back.

You know...

♪ That joke is so corny I should of got up here faster ♪

♪ You look like a slave and I own my own masters ♪

(audience cheering, bell dings)

(Nick) Ooh.

Listen... ♪ You own your own masters ♪

(beep) that is a liar! (laughing)

♪ That chain so old (bleep) ♪

♪ Yo dragon don't even have no more fire ♪

(audience laughing, bell dings)

(bell dinging, air horns)

DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man.

It's gettin' crazy over here. (DJ D-Wrek laughing)

I gotta give that to the New School.

Make some noise for the New School. (Nick) What?

(DJ D-Wrek laughing) (Nick) What?

(audience cheering)

Y'all cheated. Y'all cheated.

But we gonna give the belt to Reginae Carter.

Y'all make some noise. (audience cheering)

Hip-Hop royalty in the building.

How you feel? Oh, I feel amazing.

This is-- I always wanted this.

(audience cheering) You got it!

Y'all make some noise, for Reginae.

(audience cheering)

And I need everybody on they feet.

Turn your TVs up.

And make some noise for my man, Sisqó!

(Sisqó) ♪ This thing right here ♪

♪ Is lettin' all the ladies know ♪

♪ C'mon ♪

♪ Let me see that thong ♪

♪ Baby what ♪

♪ That thong thong thong thong thong ♪

♪ I like it when the beats go ♪

♪ Baby make your booty go ♪

♪ That thong ♪

C'mon.

♪ That dress so scandalous ♪

♪ And you know another -- can't handle it ♪

♪ See you shakin' that thing like who's the ish ♪

♪ With a look in her eyes so devilish ♪

♪ She like to dance all the hip hop spots ♪

♪ Cruise to the groove like connect the dots ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(Nick) Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek!

(DJ D-Wrek) Yeah.

(air horns)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(Nick) The greatest improv show on the planet.

Give it up for the Wild 'N Out girls.

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(air horns)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(Nick) Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek!