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Oh, it was the silly little apple
That brought us all our woes,
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One bite that stole our right
To live there with friends & foes!
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We had to leave, we Adam & Eve,
And there we lost the Land,
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Her labor pains made a million Cains.
And the Garden?
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The Garden got stone and sand!
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They made the poor snake
into the villain, huh?
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Your new clothes have arrived.
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What else had you written on your list?
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Toffee!
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Papa has brought that too.
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Everything is going to go well dear.
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Don't stress your father too much.
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Ask me for whatever you need, all right?
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Go! Knock on his door!
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How much longer will you bath for, Papa?
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How much longer will you bath for, Papa?
We can't be late today!
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♫All those who recite this prayer to Hanuman,
are sure to be blessed ♫
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♫As is the claim of Gods, themselves♫
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Say now, all hail to the Lord!
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Come, come!
It's Mr. Chintu's birthday today!
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Toffee!
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Share it with all your friends!
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And listen,
don't stress your mother too much, ok?
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I'm here, right? We'll have a
spectacular birthday celebration!
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How many toffees should I distribute?
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How many?
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Just enough so
I can have some in the evening too?
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Two each will do love.
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And if there are any leftover,
then we'll put them in the balloon at night!
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And when we burst the balloon,
it will rain toffees!
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And cake?
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Cake?
Shall I use my Third Eye to see?
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Oh, I can see the cake!
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And such a pretty cake it is!
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And so delicious!
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It is just waiting for
your sister to come collect it!
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What’s this?
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Waheed’s gift.
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This is a gift?
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This Waheed just loiters around on the streets.
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I have seen him often, in those alleys by the bank.
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This is the same kid who gave you
Saddam's hand as a gift right?
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He is a big troublemaker...
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Let's drop it...
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Drop it?
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He is coming in the evening right?
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I'll talk to him.
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What if someone saw us
with something like this?
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How many friends have you invited?
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Twenty-five.
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Twenty-five!
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Chintu
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Did you take Grandma's blessing birthday boy?
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Go, go!
Don't keep her waiting.
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You must have told him
to invite an whole army!
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Of course. I told him to invite fifty!
We need to make up for last year too!
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Chintu! Come, come, come.
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What mischief have you been up to all day?
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And only now you remember
to ask for your Grandma's blessings?
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Actually, Papa reminded me.
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Go, look what your sister has left for you!
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She's been planning a lot.
Bring it here! I have to tell you about it!
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Grandma! I'm not supposed to know.
That way the surprise will be more fun!
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I know! This is part of the fun.
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Let's see what she has written to you...
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Do not stress Mama and Papa about the cake.
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I will bring it on my way back from school.
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Do not keep opening the fridge to look for it.
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Do not touch it before it's time to cut it.
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And do not greedily open the gifts before it's time!
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Or you will be in for a beating!
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Nevermind. Let's put this useless note aside.
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She is pointlessly bullying my baby!
She doesn't know everything!
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Let her get back, I'll scold her!
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I think they're finally calling.
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Oh, it's Chintu's friend...
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Hello!
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No school today, Chintu!
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But my sister already went in the morning!
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Everyone has left long ago.
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What happened Chintu?
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Who was it?
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What happened? Tell us.
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The school's closed today too.
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But your sister went this morning!
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They've all been sent back.
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-I should go and check.
-Try calling first.
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-I can't get through
-You can’t...
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Let me try...
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Here...
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Nothing. It's not even ringing...
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Try call brother Mahdi maybe?
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Papa has been promising this for over a month-
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That I'll have a rocking birthday this time.
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Sister planned a surprise for me,
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Grandma made her yummy rice pudding,
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Mom got me new clothes,
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And yet again,
my birthday is going to be ruined...
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If only we were back home in India...
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When I was still a baby,
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We lived in Bihar.
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Papa was a water-filter salesman.
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Girish Uncle was his boss,
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He brought cheap filters from Nepal,
for papa to sell in India.
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Then one day, Uncle learnt
about the water crisis in Iraq!
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And he grew determined to help the people there!
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'Cheap and Best',
make these words your chant.
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And charm everyone with it!
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Understood?
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And so my Papa landed in...
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Baghdad!
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It was a different time back then.
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Saddam Hussein reigned here.
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He lived in a magnificent palace.
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And if he didn't like something,
It would just get banned.
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For everyone!
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But even the all-powerful Saddam
couldn't do what my Papa did.
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To get everyone clean water.
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And his legend spread far and wide.
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Well done Madan!
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When shall I send your family along?
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Brother, would you mind sending
my mother-in-law along too?
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She could help take care of the kids.
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And so we came to Iraq.
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Nani was Papa's biggest fan after that.
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All because he got her, her first plane ride!
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But there was one person,
who could not stand our happiness.
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Our Great American Uncle.
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A few days before my birthday,
he gave his soldiers marching orders.
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And so, my birthday was...
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Cancelled...
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Papa rushed to the embassy.
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What's this?
A Nepalese passport?
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Pretend to be Indian all you want,
your passport says you're Nepalese.
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Brother, any way you can help us return?
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Amazing! They made you Nepalese
and you didn't even realise!
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How was it Papa's fault?
It was our American Uncle's doing after all...
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He enjoyed it so much,
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That he decided to leave his army behind.
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Since then, they too have been stuck here.
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Like us, the forgotten.
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I’m sure it’s there.
My wife’s favorite piece of junk!
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Please leave out the gory details
in front of Chintu.
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-Understood?
-Understood.
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On time for Chintu birthday!!
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Salam waleikum brother Mahdi!
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Waleikum salam!
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I near the school when it bombing.
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Air-blane.
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Thank you, brother Mahdi
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How are you brother?
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Very bad outside?
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Very bad. Saddam, little snake.
This America, big snake!
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Did you get the cake Lakshmi dear?
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Cake?
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No cake in Baghdad today.
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Not so loud, Mahdi uncle please!
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The stores are closed...
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God bless his soul!
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Baker dead. Bakery damage.
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Children enter, eat all cake,
over dead body baker.
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Our bakery?
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What did I just tell you?
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No no, tell me what happened-
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The star of the day!
The apple of our eyes!!
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Happy Birthday dear!
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-Did you get the cake Lakshmi?
-Namaste Grandma dearest!
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-Let's see the cake!
-The cake isn't here yet Ma.
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The one they made was terrible, right?
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Yes, but Uncle Mahdi and I have a Plan B.
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But Papa's Third Eye had shown
that the cake is really good?
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Ah! My Third Eye is
failing me nowadays!
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What is this Plan B you have?
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Tell them, tell them our
grand plan!
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Mummy, Uncle told me that
there is an old oven lying in the store room?
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So why don’t we bake Chintu’s cake at home?
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Of course, after all we know Chintu's taste best!
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Your friends will gobble it up!
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And watch, I will put up
beautiful decorations myself!
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You shouldn't make empty promises.
Man should think before he speaks.
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Chintu, nobody will stop this party.
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Yes! Think positive and anything can happen.
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-When'll the cake be ready by?
-Before your friends get here!
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Come, smile for me.
It's going to be fine.
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Why my neighbor,
Why don't you visit me?
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Are you angry at me?
And is that why you don't visit me?
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-Say "Thank you".
-Thank you!
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Are you angry at me?
And that's why you don't visit me?
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Torch!
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Little loose here…
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Yours only!
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OK! Go.
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-I go?
-Go, go.
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There.... There...
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Near wall...
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Near the wall are her things!
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Where is oven?
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Colour bink, carton big... Yes?
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You see?
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I can't find it, brother Mahdi!
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Oh God!
I should have gone inside.
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OK. OK... I come... I come...
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There rats brother?
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I found it! I found it!
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My baby is all grown up...
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It's Chintu's birthday, he is the
one who has grown older.
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We found it ladies! We found it!
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Hold on! Clean it first!
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Yeah, bring me a rag or something.
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You don't have to do everything.
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Yes, let me do it!
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Hold on, let's move it here...
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Very old!
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Red light... must red.
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It's not turning on.
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But she always baked cakes in it. Delicious.
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When Lord Hanuman
went looking for the magical plant,
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He didn't have a map, did he?
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But he found a way, right?
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He was the saviour, you are not!
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Grandma dearest, don't worry,
Madan make oven good.
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These are our saviours!
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Hey, listen...
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Don't worry. If your papa can't fix the oven,
I'll make you delicious Halwa.
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Indian cake!
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You don't have Halwa on your birthday,
you have cake. And Papa will fix the oven!
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Chintu, get out!
I need to work here.
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Let me have my way today at least.
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-Out!
-What do you have to do today?
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Why kick him out?
Let him also see what you're doing!
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If I let him see, it won't be a surprise anymore.
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What's the need for a surprise!
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Two weeks of work, and you want
me to show it just like that?
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Do you ever feed anyone a half-cooked meal?
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How do you make something so beautiful?
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Do you want to learn?
Papa’s birthday is around the corner.
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I think...we're done!
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It should work now.
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It's all thanks to this screwdriver!
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My wife bought it after all.
Everything works if she is around.
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Hail Lord Hanuman!
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It works! Let's get the batter!
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Mom may say what she wants,
but you are the real saviour!!!
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It was nothing.
Just disassembled it and put it back.
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Another raisin for luck...
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And now Lakshmi will bake the cake!
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What happened?
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Well? Do you approve Madam?
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I just hope the power doesn't go out.
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It definitely won't, don't you fret!
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Relax! Smile a little-
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We gonna have cake! Yum Yum Cake!
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Love comes from God,
not through me,
254
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The trick is not in my hand.
255
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,260
Love comes from God,
not through me,
256
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,480
The trick is not in my hand.
257
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,040
We sing this song in prison, for enjoy.
258
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:10,470
But you are not playing it!
We sing this song in prison, for enjoy.
259
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,500
But you are not playing it!
260
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,200
Where did you get this Oud?
261
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:20,660
Omar gave it to me.
Before they left for Syria.
262
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,980
Omar’s father was my colleague.
263
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,820
We survived torture together.
264
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,900
In the prison, they poisoned our food.
265
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,880
Released snakes in the cells.
266
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,600
And rats!
267
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,780
Hell be to Saddam Hussein!!!
268
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,880
I still get nightmares of rats
chewing me up.
269
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,320
Was there no way to escape?
270
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,100
How do you think I get out?
271
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,860
No one can pin me down.
272
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,840
Neither that bastard Saddam,
nor these crazy American dogs!
273
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,850
Above the palm trees,
I've got a friend up there
274
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:07,860
Why pose with it when you can’t play?
275
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,220
Because I look good holding this.
276
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,900
Like Elvis Bresley!
277
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:24,400
Above the palm trees,
I've got a friend up there,
278
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:32,460
is it the shine coming from her cheeks,
Or is it the moon shining from above?
279
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,320
Looks like we'll have the good fortune
of seeing you in a saree today.
280
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,810
Are you tired?
281
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,400
Too much work, is it?
282
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,700
Don't worry, I'll not do anything
when it's your birthday!
283
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,100
Can't believe he turns six today!
284
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,540
And Lakshmi, she acts older than me...
285
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,350
You know what I think?
286
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,200
It’s time for a 'Mintu'.
287
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,540
It is time...for a small...'Mintu'
288
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:04,820
Listen..
It is time...for a small...'Mintu'
289
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,000
Listen..
290
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,400
You don't like the name?
291
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,080
How about 'Pintu'?
292
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,140
Take us home first.
293
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,980
That's bound to happen.
294
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:21,900
We will get the call today.
295
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,920
But first give me a confirmation...
296
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720
Mintu? Pintu?
297
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,020
Mummy!
298
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:31,800
Just a second.
299
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,460
We're discussing something
urgent over here!
300
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,420
Hardly urgent...
301
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:39,860
If you leave me hanging,
I'll have to bring it up in front of everyone!
302
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,470
We’ll see!
303
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,680
What do you think?
304
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,680
Can you please ask mom?
305
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,900
There will be another place...
306
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,760
At least ask him...
307
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,220
After all these years
you are still so formal with me.
308
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:15,760
I don’t want the decor to be changed.
But that doesn’t mean there can be no exceptions!
309
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,430
Thanks brother Mahdi.
310
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:22,860
Until my wife return,
this house is your house, dear sister!
311
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,440
House head always woman.
312
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,920
We give the world to men
313
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,540
and see what they do!
314
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,520
Chintu! Stop gaping
and get me some tape.
315
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,600
Go go go! I don't have all day.
316
00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:59,600
Attention! Attention!
317
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,600
We bring good news!
318
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,360
On this special occasion,
319
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,940
Chintu's mom, Sudha,
is going to sing us a special song!
320
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,460
What’s this now?
321
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,820
Did you know Mr. Chintu?
322
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:20,720
When you were tiny, your Mom used to
sing quietly while bathing you.
323
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,340
No, no, that was Grandma!
324
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,120
She's sleeping, what if she wakes up?
325
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:31,080
Let her wake up!
A nightingale has nothing on her.
326
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,160
Mummy, today you can't say no!
327
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,580
Exactly!
328
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,620
High five!
329
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,360
The stage is ready.
330
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,040
And we are waiting.
331
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:46,780
Cultural program from India!
332
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,120
Chintu!
333
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:54,900
Pintu!
334
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:15,800
O little Koel, my dear bird,
335
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:23,100
Please drop a couple of berries,
336
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:33,220
O little Koel, my dear bird,
Please drop a couple of berries.
337
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:43,180
If they are unripe, I'll smack you,
Drop some ripe, black berries,
338
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:52,312
O little Koel, my dear bird,
Please drop a couple of berries.
339
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:59,680
My child and your child
Both look so adorable,
340
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:06,680
My child and your child
Both look so adorable,
341
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:14,940
Both have anklets in their feet,
So drop some ripe, black berries,
342
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:25,420
O little Koel, my dear bird,
Please drop a couple of berries.
343
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,880
The Nightingale.
344
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:46,340
The only difference,
Dear birdy, is the two fathers,
345
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:52,960
Your hubby's skin is black as coal,
While mine looks like white ash,
346
00:26:53,620 --> 00:27:00,060
Your husband has a melodious voice,
While mine is tone-deaf,
347
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:07,000
Your husband has a melodious voice,
While mine is tone-deaf,
348
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:16,180
But both still are sweethearts,
So drop some ripe, black berries,
349
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:23,180
O little Koel, my dear bird,
Please drop a couple of berries.
350
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:31,180
Down, on the floor!
351
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:41,360
Lakshmi dear, shut those windows!
352
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,850
And stay with Grandma.
353
00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:49,260
They won’t even let me have
your cake in peace!
354
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,680
Happy Birthday once again, my child!
355
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,880
May Allah bless you
with all that your kind heart has desired.
356
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,970
Where you go, brother Mahdi?
357
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,200
You OK?
358
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,900
Help me please!
359
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,900
Calm down!
360
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,810
What happened, brother Mahdi?
361
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:23,600
Grandma dearest. Help me please!
362
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,850
I’ll explain everything once they’re gone!!
363
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,350
Take this.
364
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,720
Tell me there are no rats in here!
365
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,470
Let me see.
366
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,350
Open up!
367
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,080
Who is there?
368
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,850
Welfare check!
369
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,930
That’s how you pull 'em out.
370
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,680
What took you so long, buddy?
371
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:21,100
Welcome!
372
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,720
You guys got a party going on in here?
373
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,280
Yes, actually, it's Chintu’s birthday, my son-
374
00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:44,930
Could you please stand back a little bit?
375
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,100
Sorry!
376
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:57,060
Happy Birthday!
377
00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,680
Make it a good one.
378
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,850
Say "Thank You".
379
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:00,850
Thank You!
380
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,680
Is everything fine, Sir?
381
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:12,560
The car bomb that went off a little bit ago?
382
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,220
You know anything about that?
383
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,220
Yes... no, no.
384
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,350
We got shocked also!
385
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:19,200
Very bad!
386
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,660
How's it looking?
387
00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,930
It's kinda funny!
388
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:30,660
Let’s check their IDs.
389
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:32,300
That won’t be needed...
390
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:33,920
What’s your name?
391
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,060
My name is Madan Tiwari, Sir.
392
00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,437
We are Indian.
393
00:30:42,687 --> 00:30:45,979
Madan in Indian means 'God of Love'.
394
00:30:47,687 --> 00:30:50,687
Kamdev? Like in Kamasutra?
395
00:30:53,229 --> 00:30:56,729
My daughter, Lakshmi, 'Goddess of Wealth'.
396
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:03,600
My mother-in-law, Sarla Devi. Sweet,
innocent and very simple, also goddess.
397
00:31:13,854 --> 00:31:15,437
Those are water filters, Sir.
398
00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:19,354
I sell water filters.
“OK Pure” - cheap and best!
399
00:31:19,437 --> 00:31:20,437
Want to see?
400
00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:23,979
Bulb is fuse…
but you have light.
401
00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:30,187
Till last year I had very good business.
402
00:31:30,979 --> 00:31:33,312
But this year, not so good.
403
00:31:34,187 --> 00:31:37,229
Weapons of Mass Destruction, finally!
404
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:43,060
Rats, Sir! There are many rats.
405
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,560
Keep multiplying everyday!
406
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,854
Rats! I fucking hate rats!
407
00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:52,437
I'm just like you! I also hate rats!
408
00:32:14,479 --> 00:32:15,479
I think they're harmless.
409
00:32:15,604 --> 00:32:17,687
We might've shook 'em
up a little bit, but that's...
410
00:32:20,729 --> 00:32:21,729
Hold on.
411
00:32:22,812 --> 00:32:24,104
Is that what I think it is?
412
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:31,979
Yes.
413
00:32:35,729 --> 00:32:36,937
You do not remember?
414
00:32:37,687 --> 00:32:40,437
He wouldn't know.
He was busy training troops in Georgia.
415
00:32:41,604 --> 00:32:43,354
It's his first week in Iraq.
416
00:32:43,687 --> 00:32:46,312
Oh! Welcome to Iraq, Sir!
417
00:32:47,937 --> 00:32:52,937
America attack Iraq last year,
all Saddam statues got broken.
418
00:32:54,062 --> 00:32:56,604
Chintu got this hand
as a birthday gift from his friend.
419
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,680
Chintu!
420
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,680
He was once a member of Saddam party!
421
00:33:04,104 --> 00:33:05,104
No shit!
422
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,480
Saddam's Party!
423
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,540
So even the kids here
idolised Saddam Hussein?
424
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,430
No, no. Chintu idolises Lord Hanuman.
425
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,180
He failed in Arabic.
426
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:20,180
Saddam had a rule. All children who fail,
join party, you pass.
427
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,560
Very strange days!
428
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,800
Days are still strange, man.
429
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:28,460
Strange days are here to stay.
430
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,560
But I am so proud of my son.
431
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,000
And my daughter, Lakshmi!
432
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:34,810
She's topper of the class.
433
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,280
Who the fuck do you've hiding in there?
434
00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,800
I want all of you to turn around, now.
435
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,720
Facing the wall!
436
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,062
Now!
437
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:44,970
Who the fuck are you?
438
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,720
Stay the fuck down!
439
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:50,680
Double-check the room.
440
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,220
Don't fucking move!
441
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,680
Stay the fuck down!
442
00:33:55,812 --> 00:33:57,062
Take him away.
443
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,360
We don't know him!
444
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,480
He's innocent.
445
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,100
Am I gonna find anything?
446
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,350
You have anything on you?
447
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:07,970
Is he part of your family?
448
00:34:08,062 --> 00:34:11,312
- Stay quiet mom! Relax!
- What are you saying mom!
449
00:34:11,562 --> 00:34:15,062
You have no idea
what's coming your way, you American dogs!
450
00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:16,812
Sayyid has given his command.
451
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,810
Don't give me a reason!
452
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,680
Wait... I can explain...
453
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,260
On the fucking ground! Now!
454
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:24,420
It's a mistake! See, there's a mistake!
455
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,560
Say one more motherfucking word,
and I'll blow your goddamn head off!
456
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,350
You stay where you are.
457
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,680
Unbelievable!
458
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,430
There really is no such
thing as civilians in Iraq!!
459
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,310
Blaster Main, this is Fireball 1.
460
00:35:01,437 --> 00:35:05,229
Requesting pick up of two detainees at the
Barbie house near big mosque. How copy? Over.
461
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,810
Copy, two detainees in custody. Over.
462
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,350
Copy that.
463
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,680
Route is clear.
Fireball 6 in route to location. Over.
464
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,680
Copy that. Over and out.
Let's Go.
465
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,350
Shut up!
466
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,470
Yeah, Jackson will be all right.
We'll be rolling out soon.
467
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,350
We're requesting a change
of location for pick-up.
468
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,680
This place is a fucking maze.
469
00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:53,930
These locals are getting
a little froggy. Over.
470
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,680
Fireball 1, we are assessing
the situation now. Break.
471
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,180
That was a second vehicle
that went off.
472
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:06,930
We're going to find another way to get
to you and this may take a while. Over.
473
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,220
We also have two detainees,
how copy? Over.
474
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:14,850
Negative. You cannot get out
with the detainees.
475
00:37:15,479 --> 00:37:18,437
Standby for alternate location.
Blaster Main, out.
476
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:21,310
We're fucking trapped!
477
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,660
Welcome to Bum-Fuck Iraq!
478
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,440
Don't worry, Sir.
479
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,890
Stay here as long as you want.
480
00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:41,729
Our house is very auspicious.
481
00:37:42,604 --> 00:37:47,229
All neighborhood houses
get bombed, broken.
482
00:37:48,229 --> 00:37:49,229
Never our house.
483
00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:53,646
You wise-ass 'God of Sex'!
484
00:37:55,771 --> 00:38:00,271
What are you even doing here?
In this house? In this hell!
485
00:38:00,771 --> 00:38:02,229
We'll go home soon, Sir!
486
00:38:03,521 --> 00:38:06,229
My father is talking to a
minister in Delhi.
487
00:38:07,479 --> 00:38:08,479
Today!
488
00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:10,729
We are waiting for his call.
489
00:38:11,354 --> 00:38:14,104
Listen. You might say
I'm a mean son of a bitch or somethin'...
490
00:38:14,854 --> 00:38:16,479
Coz I look like one.
491
00:38:26,646 --> 00:38:28,979
But I don't think you'll be
going home anytime soon.
492
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,146
You hear that?
493
00:38:36,979 --> 00:38:41,271
This place is like a black hole, man.
Ain't nothing going up outta here!
494
00:38:43,229 --> 00:38:44,229
What?
495
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,470
They said we can't move
out, not with these two.
496
00:38:50,479 --> 00:38:53,979
And I'm not gonna just sit up in here
while the action is outside, man.
497
00:39:01,354 --> 00:39:05,479
You thank your gods that it's
your kid's birthday.
498
00:39:10,104 --> 00:39:12,146
I'm normally not Mr. Nice Guy.
499
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,470
You can't do that!
500
00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:16,479
Listen sweety, I'm just doing this
so that both of us can get outta here!
501
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:20,396
Your goodness saved you, brother.
502
00:39:20,521 --> 00:39:25,021
But I'll need to think of something else,
503
00:39:25,104 --> 00:39:29,354
To get rid of these bastards!
504
00:39:30,604 --> 00:39:34,396
Could you give me that chorus again
in English, please, Sir?
505
00:39:36,979 --> 00:39:40,729
Your goodness saved you, brother.
506
00:39:40,729 --> 00:39:41,729
But I'll.
507
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,850
Not singing now, are you?
508
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:03,390
Chintu!
509
00:40:04,396 --> 00:40:05,396
Chintu!
510
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,100
Chintu!
511
00:40:07,979 --> 00:40:09,604
Open it quickly, Chintu!
512
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,100
Fuck!
513
00:40:16,854 --> 00:40:19,146
We come for Chintu Birthday Party!
514
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,470
Best friend! Girlfriend!
515
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:26,354
She go to school
you destroy this morning.
516
00:40:27,854 --> 00:40:31,354
Very danger outside. I die outside.
Here I eat cake.
517
00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:43,229
Hey, Louis! Wassup my nigga!
518
00:40:43,354 --> 00:40:46,021
Salaam waleikum, American Boy!
519
00:40:48,604 --> 00:40:50,854
But we gotta come up with
another name for me!
520
00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:53,396
You come for birthday party?
521
00:40:54,146 --> 00:40:55,146
Sort of!
522
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,896
I got something for you - What?
523
00:41:02,604 --> 00:41:03,604
Here you go.
524
00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:04,854
Three!
525
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,479
You don't tell him about me?
526
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,479
Waheed!
527
00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:24,521
Chintu dear! Happy Birthday.
528
00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:26,604
Zainab, show him your gift!
529
00:41:26,771 --> 00:41:28,646
Now you'll give us
my favourite candy.
530
00:41:28,729 --> 00:41:29,979
You know this kid?
531
00:41:30,396 --> 00:41:32,729
Who this kid?
Ask your Mommy if I a kid!
532
00:41:33,354 --> 00:41:36,854
You remember that movie from the
other night? 'Bang Bang Busty Woman'?
533
00:41:36,979 --> 00:41:38,271
Come on, man! You loved it.
534
00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:40,396
Anyway, thank him for that.
535
00:41:41,146 --> 00:41:43,854
He's our little angel in this
motherfucking desert.
536
00:41:45,896 --> 00:41:46,896
Fuck!
537
00:41:47,604 --> 00:41:48,604
Where is he?
538
00:41:48,729 --> 00:41:49,854
Where the fuck...
539
00:41:52,229 --> 00:41:53,271
Bathroom!
540
00:41:58,979 --> 00:41:59,979
What you got?
541
00:42:01,896 --> 00:42:03,354
Fuck!
542
00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:04,729
He is gone.
543
00:42:04,979 --> 00:42:05,271
What?
544
00:42:05,354 --> 00:42:06,604
I said he is fucking gone.
545
00:42:07,604 --> 00:42:08,604
Fuck!
546
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:10,146
I'm going to get him.
547
00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:12,646
Fuck. Stay there.
548
00:42:12,771 --> 00:42:15,271
Go, Go! Amreeka! Yalla, yalla!!
549
00:43:05,979 --> 00:43:10,271
Fireball 1, the rest of Fireball has moved ahead
and is pushing them East of your locaition.
550
00:43:11,104 --> 00:43:14,479
Be advised you are now
at the rear of the convoy. Break..
551
00:43:17,604 --> 00:43:21,396
Sappers will be in route to you
when the route is clear. How, copy?
552
00:43:23,104 --> 00:43:24,396
Lima Charlie, Blaster Main.
553
00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:32,771
Jackson! This is Reed. How copy? Over.
554
00:43:36,979 --> 00:43:39,604
Jackson! This is Reed. How copy? Over.
555
00:43:58,146 --> 00:43:59,896
Is he a bad man?
556
00:44:01,104 --> 00:44:03,146
Doesn't matter. He is American.
557
00:44:06,604 --> 00:44:10,979
Get me some cotton and antiseptic?
He's wounded.
558
00:44:13,354 --> 00:44:15,354
What is he playing at?
559
00:44:16,396 --> 00:44:22,271
You could have let him die! But no!
You want to be a saint!
560
00:44:23,021 --> 00:44:24,354
Mom, maybe you should go rest...
561
00:44:26,479 --> 00:44:32,354
What do you think is going to happen?
You'll smile and fires of hell will cool?
562
00:44:32,646 --> 00:44:35,979
Stop talking like you're
the only one suffering!
563
00:44:36,271 --> 00:44:40,271
Fine! Go help the man
who wants to kill us all.
564
00:44:40,646 --> 00:44:42,854
Do you even think before you speak?
565
00:44:43,229 --> 00:44:46,104
Or do you just like to blame Dad
the moment something happens?
566
00:44:47,104 --> 00:44:50,104
Is this how you speak to your elders?
Such insolence!
567
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:51,646
Mom! What do you want?
568
00:44:52,479 --> 00:44:55,354
To go back home? To live peacefully?
569
00:44:56,229 --> 00:44:58,854
You think we don't want that?
We don't want the safety of our home?
570
00:44:59,104 --> 00:45:00,104
Let's drop it...
571
00:45:00,146 --> 00:45:01,229
No, let me finish.
572
00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:04,854
You are telling my daughter to behave?
573
00:45:06,021 --> 00:45:09,104
Have you ever heard her talk
back to me? Or her Dad?
574
00:45:09,979 --> 00:45:11,396
Or anyone else? Have you?
575
00:45:22,521 --> 00:45:25,104
You shouldn't have spoken
to your Grandmother like that.
576
00:45:26,271 --> 00:45:27,354
Haven't we discussed this?
577
00:45:27,979 --> 00:45:29,521
She did nothing wrong.
578
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,521
The old lady needs a taste of her
own medicine from time to time.
579
00:45:34,896 --> 00:45:36,229
Oh my God!
580
00:45:46,729 --> 00:45:48,354
Hey, it's OK... We can fix this!
581
00:45:49,521 --> 00:45:50,646
How?
582
00:46:02,729 --> 00:46:04,646
There must be something we can do?
583
00:46:12,104 --> 00:46:15,354
Something that can hold six candles
and a knife can slice.
584
00:46:15,521 --> 00:46:17,229
That's what a cake is after all...
585
00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:31,979
Lakshmi, listen...
586
00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:35,021
No matter what happens,
587
00:46:36,604 --> 00:46:39,104
Chintu will celebrate his birthday!
588
00:46:39,729 --> 00:46:41,354
Right?
589
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,729
Here, this will help!
590
00:47:05,354 --> 00:47:07,271
Who all in your family, Sir?
591
00:47:16,521 --> 00:47:19,479
Your father must be really
proud of his soldier son.
592
00:47:20,479 --> 00:47:21,479
No?
593
00:47:21,896 --> 00:47:22,979
Government job.
594
00:47:23,646 --> 00:47:25,021
Good security.
595
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,396
Who was the Haji you were hiding in there?
596
00:47:33,479 --> 00:47:37,354
Sir, he is the landlord of this house,
Hassan Mahdi.
597
00:47:38,521 --> 00:47:39,896
He's a very sweet man.
598
00:47:40,729 --> 00:47:47,479
You know, he travelled from Najaf
just to come for Chintu's birthday.
599
00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:52,854
I don't think he knows anything
about the bomb-blast.
600
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,646
You don't think!
601
00:47:56,146 --> 00:47:57,604
Then why did you let him hide in there?
602
00:47:57,604 --> 00:48:02,896
We don't know! After you knocked,
he behave like that for the first time.
603
00:48:03,229 --> 00:48:04,229
Like a scared child.
604
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,479
Exactly!
605
00:48:06,604 --> 00:48:08,646
Why do you think he was so afraid?
606
00:48:11,479 --> 00:48:15,396
You're a damn fool if you think
you can trust these fucking locals, man!
607
00:48:26,229 --> 00:48:28,104
You see the look of this house, Sir?
608
00:48:32,354 --> 00:48:34,521
It was made by Mahdi's dear wife.
609
00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,229
He hasn't seen his wife
for thirteen years.
610
00:48:41,229 --> 00:48:43,229
He still believes she is alive.
611
00:48:48,854 --> 00:48:53,521
They say Saddam Hussein killed all Shias,
including women, children!
612
00:48:55,146 --> 00:48:57,521
And some say he was a great man.
613
00:48:58,396 --> 00:49:00,521
Who knows what is the truth?
614
00:49:02,104 --> 00:49:04,604
My personal problem is very small.
615
00:49:06,604 --> 00:49:08,604
But what this country is going through...
616
00:49:30,646 --> 00:49:34,979
Good thing I bought these
cookies yesterday, huh?
617
00:49:38,979 --> 00:49:41,979
We'll add butter, honey, and dates to it.
618
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,979
And then freeze it.
619
00:49:45,479 --> 00:49:50,104
It may not be a cake.
But it will definitely look like one.
620
00:49:54,771 --> 00:49:59,354
We had been planning this for
so long... Now it's all ruined.
621
00:50:03,729 --> 00:50:05,104
Ruined.
622
00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:09,646
Don't be like that...
623
00:50:10,354 --> 00:50:12,604
What will Papa say if
he sees you give up now?
624
00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:19,896
It's not ruined, not yet.
We are still trying. Dad is still trying!
625
00:50:22,146 --> 00:50:27,979
Watch! Chintu will be smiling when he cuts
his cake. And you, you will burst the balloon.
626
00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:33,729
Even Grandma will fill her
stomach with the cake.
627
00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:41,271
Let's hurry up now!
628
00:50:52,354 --> 00:50:54,979
Chintu! I have some good news
to cheer you up!
629
00:50:55,729 --> 00:51:00,521
The school is totally destroyed now.
When Americans start a job, they finish it!
630
00:51:00,979 --> 00:51:05,021
And it happened on your birthday.
All your friends will remember this.
631
00:51:08,979 --> 00:51:09,979
Check this out.
632
00:51:10,104 --> 00:51:12,104
Not before cake-cutting.
633
00:51:12,479 --> 00:51:13,854
Mahdi Uncle gave that to me.
634
00:51:14,229 --> 00:51:15,396
I still don't know what it is!
635
00:51:15,729 --> 00:51:17,979
We put our life to risk
to reach here.
636
00:51:18,229 --> 00:51:20,229
And he hardly cares
about your gift!
637
00:51:20,604 --> 00:51:23,229
My sister has asked me
not to open it before night.
638
00:51:23,604 --> 00:51:25,479
You turn six today!!
639
00:51:25,729 --> 00:51:26,979
You are a man now!
640
00:51:27,229 --> 00:51:29,646
How can you let your parents
and sister boss you?
641
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:32,979
No? Then we'll leave right now!
642
00:51:32,979 --> 00:51:34,479
Without eating the cake?
643
00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:49,229
How did you manage that?
644
00:51:50,104 --> 00:51:52,229
You still doubt my contacts?
645
00:51:52,604 --> 00:51:54,729
I have many American friends now.
646
00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,354
Billy, Steve, Martin...
647
00:51:57,479 --> 00:51:58,479
Charlie!
648
00:51:58,854 --> 00:52:01,521
Charlie showed me his night-vision goggles.
649
00:52:02,479 --> 00:52:05,979
You know, you can look through
the clothes of girls!
650
00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:08,271
He has promised to take me
to America!
651
00:52:08,479 --> 00:52:12,354
Once I go there, I'll be rich,
and powerful, Insha Allah!
652
00:52:13,271 --> 00:52:17,104
What? You thought I'll keep selling
hash and blue films all my life?
653
00:52:18,854 --> 00:52:20,979
Did you watch the DVDs I gave you?
654
00:52:21,479 --> 00:52:23,979
My parents said
it was a bad thing!
655
00:52:24,479 --> 00:52:25,021
Why?
656
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,271
That was not
'My Friend's Hot Mom!'
657
00:52:27,354 --> 00:52:28,979
I will never give you something like that.
658
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:31,771
You have to grow up man!
Come on!
659
00:52:32,479 --> 00:52:33,854
What was there in that CD?
660
00:52:35,229 --> 00:52:36,396
I want you to see that...
661
00:52:36,729 --> 00:52:39,354
The camp of a secret Mujahid group.
662
00:52:39,604 --> 00:52:42,604
Their training.
Videos of suicide bombers in action.
663
00:52:42,771 --> 00:52:45,479
They need their voice to be
spread all over Iraq.
664
00:52:45,604 --> 00:52:47,396
So I'm their man, to distribute it!
665
00:52:47,979 --> 00:52:50,646
If that American
soldier watches all this...
666
00:52:50,771 --> 00:52:52,354
He will shit in his pants.
667
00:52:52,771 --> 00:52:54,896
Those CDs are in that room.
668
00:52:56,479 --> 00:52:58,979
If he spots it
he will hit Dad again.
669
00:53:01,396 --> 00:53:03,354
Reed, this is Jackson! Over.
670
00:53:04,979 --> 00:53:07,271
Reed, this is Jackson!
How Copy? Over.
671
00:53:07,479 --> 00:53:10,396
Yes, this is Reed.
Where the fuck are you, man?
672
00:53:14,229 --> 00:53:15,271
Go, go!
673
00:53:17,104 --> 00:53:20,979
It has been a fucking massacre out here!
We got lucky we weren't out in this shit.
674
00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:25,396
What about the Haji?
675
00:53:26,979 --> 00:53:29,104
On my way back now. See you in a minute.
676
00:53:30,479 --> 00:53:31,979
Reed! You got me?
677
00:53:33,396 --> 00:53:36,271
Roger that! Over and out!
678
00:54:07,479 --> 00:54:10,271
Chintu, go, your Grandmom is calling...
679
00:54:12,354 --> 00:54:14,604
Let me explain that, Sir!
680
00:54:28,729 --> 00:54:30,104
You lying motherfucker!
681
00:54:36,104 --> 00:54:37,479
Get in here!
682
00:54:37,854 --> 00:54:40,021
In here NOW! On your knees!
683
00:54:40,396 --> 00:54:45,021
You too! In there, in there!
On your knees!
684
00:54:45,104 --> 00:54:48,271
- What in the hell is going on in here, man?
- I'll show you.
685
00:54:50,354 --> 00:54:52,854
Take a look at their home video collection.
686
00:54:55,104 --> 00:54:57,021
Son of a bitch!
687
00:54:58,521 --> 00:55:00,104
Who do these belong to?
688
00:55:03,396 --> 00:55:04,479
Your wife?
689
00:55:06,854 --> 00:55:07,979
Is it your son?
690
00:55:09,854 --> 00:55:11,021
Or is it your daughter?
691
00:55:13,479 --> 00:55:16,104
Or is your whole fucking family working
for these insurgents?
692
00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:19,521
Don't be so fucking touchy
over some DVDs, all right?
693
00:55:20,896 --> 00:55:22,604
What the fuck did you say?
694
00:55:26,771 --> 00:55:28,146
Whose side are you on, man?
695
00:55:28,229 --> 00:55:30,729
- Don't you fucking question!
- You went after the Haji, right?
696
00:55:33,354 --> 00:55:34,021
What happened?
697
00:55:34,146 --> 00:55:35,229
I lost him.
698
00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:36,854
You lost him!
699
00:55:37,021 --> 00:55:39,104
This reminds you of something?
700
00:55:40,479 --> 00:55:42,729
They are cutting our
throats out there, man!
701
00:55:43,354 --> 00:55:47,104
They're beheading us like
fucking perverted animals!
702
00:55:47,229 --> 00:55:50,271
Why would the insurgents
give these DVDs to them?
703
00:55:51,479 --> 00:55:53,604
Your smart ass knows
this place so well, right?
704
00:55:54,854 --> 00:55:55,854
You tell me!
705
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,896
Think about it.
706
00:55:59,854 --> 00:56:03,729
They hide the Haji. For all we know
they probably helped him escape!
707
00:56:04,229 --> 00:56:06,979
As a matter of fact, they probably
helped build the fucking car bomb!
708
00:56:07,104 --> 00:56:09,979
They treasure the hand of Saddam
as if he were some fucking God.
709
00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:11,479
You want me to keep going?
710
00:56:11,646 --> 00:56:13,396
I can keep fucking going, man!
711
00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:18,604
Our fucking brothers die for you!
712
00:56:19,979 --> 00:56:22,646
You fucking “civilians”
just go help these terrorists!
713
00:56:23,229 --> 00:56:25,604
Listen, they're not even Iraqis, man!
714
00:56:27,271 --> 00:56:28,271
Yeah.
715
00:56:28,854 --> 00:56:29,854
Exactly!
716
00:56:31,229 --> 00:56:33,104
Then what the fuck are they doing here??
717
00:56:35,729 --> 00:56:36,854
Say something.
718
00:56:46,479 --> 00:56:47,646
You got nothing?
719
00:56:55,229 --> 00:56:56,229
All right!
720
00:56:56,271 --> 00:56:57,979
Don't do this, man!
721
00:56:58,104 --> 00:57:01,729
Don't fuck yourself to
save someone else's ass!
722
00:57:22,479 --> 00:57:24,104
Reed!
723
00:57:29,896 --> 00:57:31,979
Happy Birthday, Chintu!
724
00:58:03,854 --> 00:58:04,854
No?
725
00:58:08,729 --> 00:58:10,021
Anybody?
726
00:58:29,104 --> 00:58:30,729
Just tell me who these belong to.
727
00:58:33,729 --> 00:58:35,604
I'll let you have your
perfect birthday party!
728
00:58:37,729 --> 00:58:38,729
I swear!
729
00:58:40,354 --> 00:58:41,479
I'm not a bad guy!
730
00:59:30,229 --> 00:59:31,229
Phone!
731
00:59:31,854 --> 00:59:35,646
Important... India.
732
00:59:36,521 --> 00:59:38,604
He tell?
733
00:59:42,104 --> 00:59:43,729
Please?
734
00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:01,479
- Hello!
- Hello Sudha!
735
01:00:01,604 --> 01:00:05,104
- Namaste Mom.
- Where's Chintu?
736
01:00:05,479 --> 01:00:08,229
He's right here.
How did the meeting go?
737
01:00:09,354 --> 01:00:11,479
Let me wish Chintu first!
738
01:00:19,229 --> 01:00:20,979
You know I'll break you, right!
739
01:00:24,104 --> 01:00:25,271
I'm gonna break one of you.
740
01:00:33,354 --> 01:00:35,354
Quick, give your respects to grandmom!
741
01:00:35,604 --> 01:00:36,979
Namaste, Grandma.
742
01:00:37,021 --> 01:00:40,021
May you have a long life
my darling. Happy Birthday!
743
01:00:40,479 --> 01:00:42,021
How's the day going?
744
01:00:42,479 --> 01:00:44,729
It's going really great grandma...
745
01:00:44,896 --> 01:00:49,521
What feast has been laid out for you?
746
01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:52,771
Here, your grandpa wants to wish you.
747
01:01:01,646 --> 01:01:05,479
It seems your entire gang of
friends is there. Noisy brats!
748
01:01:05,521 --> 01:01:08,896
Yes grandpa! They've all come...
749
01:01:12,979 --> 01:01:13,854
Hello, Dad.
750
01:01:13,896 --> 01:01:15,021
What happened to Chintu?
751
01:01:24,979 --> 01:01:28,104
Dad, Namaste!
Did you get to meet the minister?
752
01:01:28,354 --> 01:01:30,771
Let's talk tomorrow?
You guys must be partying today!
753
01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:34,729
Of course we are partying!
But tell me what happened at the meeting?
754
01:01:37,604 --> 01:01:38,979
What do I tell you, son!
755
01:01:40,729 --> 01:01:44,479
They say all Indians from Iraq
have been evacuated.
756
01:01:45,479 --> 01:01:50,229
I showed them your social
security card. Everyone's photos.
757
01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:52,271
I even told him I could
put you on call with him.
758
01:01:52,354 --> 01:01:54,271
But he said he was busy with elections!
759
01:01:54,854 --> 01:01:56,229
And that I should come back later.
760
01:01:57,354 --> 01:01:59,729
We waited all day just to speak with him.
761
01:02:01,604 --> 01:02:03,104
What more can we do?
762
01:02:07,729 --> 01:02:09,104
Hello?
763
01:02:10,729 --> 01:02:11,979
Madan?
764
01:02:14,104 --> 01:02:14,979
What is he saying?
765
01:02:14,979 --> 01:02:16,729
I don't know. He's just gone quiet.
766
01:02:48,646 --> 01:02:50,104
Chintu, no... it's okay...
767
01:02:55,354 --> 01:02:56,771
It'll be okay...
768
01:03:02,896 --> 01:03:03,896
Sir.
769
01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:06,854
Please, come with me.
770
01:03:07,896 --> 01:03:08,896
Where're you going?
771
01:03:17,729 --> 01:03:20,271
Now you want to come and talk?
After all of this?
772
01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:22,271
You stupid motherfucker!
773
01:03:22,479 --> 01:03:24,729
- Stop!
- What the fuck is his problem!?
774
01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:30,479
What the fuck is going on?
775
01:03:43,979 --> 01:03:44,979
Sir.
776
01:03:46,854 --> 01:03:48,229
I cannot bear it any more.
777
01:03:51,646 --> 01:03:54,854
All my son wanted was a happy birthday.
778
01:03:57,896 --> 01:03:58,979
Even last year...
779
01:04:08,854 --> 01:04:09,854
You arrest me!
780
01:04:11,979 --> 01:04:12,979
Put me in jail.
781
01:04:16,354 --> 01:04:17,479
I understand Sir.
782
01:04:19,979 --> 01:04:21,979
You are here also
to do your job, no?
783
01:04:34,771 --> 01:04:36,146
It is all my fault only.
784
01:04:38,146 --> 01:04:40,479
My family is suffering because of me.
785
01:04:40,604 --> 01:04:42,979
Why are you doing this?
786
01:04:44,604 --> 01:04:45,604
Why?
787
01:04:50,896 --> 01:04:53,604
My Chintu is crying on his happy birthday.
788
01:04:57,854 --> 01:04:59,146
It is wrong!
789
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,354
So wrong!
790
01:05:10,104 --> 01:05:12,479
I only want ten minutes.
791
01:05:12,979 --> 01:05:13,979
Only!
792
01:05:15,854 --> 01:05:17,729
Let Chintu cut his birthday cake.
793
01:05:18,979 --> 01:05:20,146
And then you take me away!
794
01:05:22,521 --> 01:05:29,729
I want my family to see that whatever
happened today, Chintu still cut his cake!
795
01:05:34,979 --> 01:05:36,646
I know you are not bad people.
796
01:05:39,479 --> 01:05:43,771
And when you see that I am
also innocent, you will free me.
797
01:05:45,479 --> 01:05:47,979
No, no. That's not how this works!
798
01:05:51,396 --> 01:05:52,396
Ten minutes!
799
01:06:20,896 --> 01:06:26,229
They've decided to leave.
I insisted they have the cake first.
800
01:06:30,229 --> 01:06:31,229
Let's go!
801
01:06:35,646 --> 01:06:39,479
Don't just stare at me! Come!
802
01:06:40,729 --> 01:06:42,729
It's time to celebrate Chintu's birthday!
803
01:06:52,729 --> 01:06:55,104
Papa, we won't give him any cake.
804
01:06:55,729 --> 01:06:57,604
No no, don't think like that.
805
01:06:58,229 --> 01:07:01,146
He has also suffered because
of our Great American Uncle.
806
01:07:01,729 --> 01:07:08,104
We'll give them some cake,
they'll also enjoy your birthday!
807
01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:10,604
All set?
808
01:07:14,146 --> 01:07:17,979
It's just a power-cut.
We've got candles, right?
809
01:07:19,021 --> 01:07:20,604
Will you tell me what's going on?
810
01:07:22,354 --> 01:07:24,479
Of course, I will.
As soon as we cut the cake!
811
01:08:01,479 --> 01:08:02,521
A little higher.
812
01:08:11,354 --> 01:08:13,479
I should be able to reach it!
813
01:08:19,646 --> 01:08:20,729
Is this fine?
814
01:08:26,604 --> 01:08:28,854
Oh! The cake's here!
815
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:31,104
Bring it on!
816
01:08:34,271 --> 01:08:36,146
Well, what do you think?
817
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:44,979
You see Mr. Chintu!
Looks like a festival in here, doesn't it?
818
01:08:45,979 --> 01:08:48,729
Soon we'll celebrate
all festivals back home!
819
01:08:51,354 --> 01:08:53,354
Even the knife looks decorated, no?
820
01:08:54,854 --> 01:08:56,854
Come on. Blow them out!
821
01:09:18,271 --> 01:09:19,479
Now sing it in Arabic?
822
01:09:39,354 --> 01:09:40,646
So? How's the cake?
823
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:45,354
I'm so glad none of them came.
We will eat it all by ourselves!
824
01:11:03,021 --> 01:11:03,646
Hello!
825
01:11:03,729 --> 01:11:05,479
Brother, Mahdi here.
826
01:11:06,771 --> 01:11:10,229
Yes, brother... Very bad network.
827
01:11:10,604 --> 01:11:12,354
Those dogs still there?
828
01:11:12,604 --> 01:11:14,146
Listen to me quickly brother.
829
01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:15,646
I am going with them.
830
01:11:16,854 --> 01:11:18,896
Please take care of my family.
OK?
831
01:11:18,979 --> 01:11:22,479
What the hell! No brother...
They kill you!
832
01:11:23,229 --> 01:11:24,729
I will come back soon brother.
833
01:11:24,979 --> 01:11:28,896
Don't go brother.
If you go, never come again...
834
01:11:43,396 --> 01:11:44,396
OK Sir!
835
01:11:54,187 --> 01:11:55,187
I'm ready!
836
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,060
Blaster Main, this is Fireball 1. Over!
837
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:18,060
Fireball 1, this is Blaster Main. Over.
838
01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:20,560
How we looking out there? Over.
839
01:12:21,740 --> 01:12:24,100
Fireball 1. Route is clear. Break...
840
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:33,310
Convoy is resuming its way to you now
for detainee pick-up. Over.
841
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:37,720
Disregard detainee pick-up.
842
01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:44,970
It's just two of us now. Over.
843
01:13:03,854 --> 01:13:07,604
That is a solid copy Fireball 1.
Convoy is returning now.
844
01:13:07,771 --> 01:13:11,104
Continue to link up with the
rest of Fireball. Blaster Main, Out.
845
01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:16,979
Let's go.
846
01:13:24,104 --> 01:13:25,104
Sir?
847
01:13:28,896 --> 01:13:32,104
Kamasutra! You keep your
head down and stay safe.
848
01:13:44,229 --> 01:13:48,396
And you get your family
out of this hell-hole, ASAP.
849
01:13:50,979 --> 01:13:53,354
Reed! Slow down soldier, I'm coming.
850
01:14:39,979 --> 01:14:40,979
Uncle!
851
01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:43,771
Sorry!
852
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:56,479
It's okay.
853
01:15:38,729 --> 01:15:39,729
Grandma!
854
01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:43,771
Waheed says, Saddam
has many clones of himself!
855
01:15:46,146 --> 01:15:47,146
What are clones?
856
01:15:47,729 --> 01:15:49,896
Meaning, he may be gone.
857
01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:53,354
But there will be more like him...
858
01:15:56,104 --> 01:15:57,729
Perhaps Waheed is right, dear.
859
01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:03,229
There used to be a demon
named, 'Blood Seed'
860
01:16:04,021 --> 01:16:12,021
Whenever his blood touched the earth,
a new 'Blood Seed' would be born.
861
01:16:14,104 --> 01:16:16,021
Hence no one could kill him.
862
01:16:18,021 --> 01:16:21,729
Then, Goddess Kali appeared,
a bowl in hand.
863
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:28,146
She killed him in a way that
all his blood stayed in her bowl.
864
01:16:29,396 --> 01:16:31,271
Not a drop fell on earth.
865
01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:36,479
And that's how Blood Seed was vanquished.
866
01:16:39,104 --> 01:16:41,979
What a story, right!
The bowl solved the problem!
867
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:44,604
Papa is right.
868
01:16:45,854 --> 01:16:48,271
We'll return to India soon.
869
01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:51,729
And your birthday will
surely be celebrated at home!
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