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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Complete Subtitles Exclusively Arranged by:- Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain 2 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,740 I'm calling from flat no. 401 3 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,940 Take down my order, please 4 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:11,540 A bottle of Jhonnie walker.. 5 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:15,380 One bottrle of old monk rum... 6 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:19,300 One bottrle of teachers whiskey 7 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,020 And.. 8 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,740 Do you have wine? 9 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,940 And some white wine.. 10 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:30,900 Three bottle white wine.. 11 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:34,500 Add two bottle of red wine 12 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,860 any cheap indian wine will do.. 13 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,740 And.. 14 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:48,780 - Yeah? - Can I talk to you..? 15 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:51,700 why don't you call and tell them? 16 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:52,780 Why are you bothering me? 17 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,420 I've placed such a big order.. 18 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:57,260 Thank you.. Yes, tell me 19 00:01:57,540 --> 00:01:59,580 - I wanted to talk to you.. - I'm listening.. 20 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:04,700 - Not like this.. can't we sit and talk? - Don't waste my time.. Who are you? 21 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:09,380 - My name is Raghav.. - Raghav? 22 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:11,100 Raghav.. 23 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,220 Have we met before? 24 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:17,180 No.. but you kind of know me. 25 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,420 I am your blood relation 26 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:22,940 How are we related by blood? 27 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:28,060 Raghav doesn't ring a bell? 28 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:34,340 I am Chhaya's husband. 29 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:37,140 That might be a better introduction for you 30 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,660 Now can we talk? 31 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,820 What do you want to talk about? 32 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:51,220 Do you want to do it here? It might be better inside.. 33 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,780 Please come in 34 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:54,540 Thank you 35 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:07,540 I've been wanting to meet you for some time.. 36 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,700 But something or the other comes up.. 37 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:14,060 Some office chore or the other 38 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:16,860 Domestic life.. 39 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,500 .. and its problems 40 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,140 Its never easy.. 41 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,500 How long have you been married? 42 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,580 Eight.. eight years 43 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:28,060 Your wife is not at home? 44 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:32,980 She has gone out. But she'll be back any minute, so.. 45 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,700 I wont take too much of your time 46 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:43,100 Actually I just came to see you out of curiousity 47 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:47,220 If your wife.. 48 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:53,860 How to put it delicately, likes somebody.. 49 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:59,020 one gets curious- who is this guy, what does he look like? 50 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:05,460 Please don't fret- shit happens but we are grown ups, we can deal with it 51 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,380 I haven't come here to fight with you 52 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:15,060 I have just come to make peace with myself.. 53 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:17,140 Nothing else 54 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:20,740 Raghav.. 55 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,340 I really don't know what to say to you.. 56 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,100 I'll tell you what to say. 57 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:35,420 You should ask me if I want some tea. I'd say, 'yes', and then we'll have some tea 58 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,500 - Tea? - Tea.. 59 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,380 - Would you like some tea? - Yes please 60 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:45,580 Sure.. Just give me a minute 61 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:46,860 Sure... 62 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,180 Just wait... 63 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,020 Let me tell you something about me. 64 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,340 I am a very philosophical man.. spiritual 65 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:07,380 Anger, jealousy.. 66 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:11,100 ..these are all negative emotions- worthless. 67 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:13,900 I have denounced them. 68 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,220 Careful, its hot.. 69 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,660 Have you read this book? 70 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,020 No, not yet.. 71 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:22,100 You must. Its a good one.. 72 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,180 Nice tea 73 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:33,060 From Assam.. Its' supposed to be very calming 74 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:37,140 How long have you been at it? 75 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,740 6- 7 months 76 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:42,740 6 or 7? 77 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,860 - In the beginning, it wasn't.. - serious.. 78 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,540 When did it get really serious? 79 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,420 About 4 months.. 80 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,260 July 81 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,020 We had just returned from our vacation. 82 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,260 Where did you guys do it? 83 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,700 Do what? 84 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:12,220 Do what? Sex, fornication, making love, fucking.. 85 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,340 What is there to understand? 86 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:15,940 Calm down, Raghav, calm down! 87 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,340 One thinks that one is the master of his emotions- 88 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,220 but the emotions control you.. 89 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,700 Where did you guys fuck? 90 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,420 Raghav, I don't think this is.. 91 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,620 Is it inappropriate? Am I making you feel awkward? 92 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,820 Am I being a nuisance? 93 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,580 My wife will come any minute now.. 94 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:35,740 Why don't I come and see you another time? 95 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:39,180 You don't want me to meet your wife? That wouldn't be proper, right? 96 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,220 Come on Raghav, you said we can deal with this like adults 97 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,420 You are bang on. Lets deal with this like adults 98 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:49,980 That'll be the best 99 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,220 Raghav please.. Calm down, please.. 100 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,900 Try and understand.. 101 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:59,580 I am calm. You are the one who does not understand. 102 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,780 Why would I take revenge on you? 103 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:05,420 My wife has cheated on me- not you. 104 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,860 I am not married to you. 105 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,060 If we were friends, it would be betrayal- but you are not my friend either. 106 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:12,620 You are answerable to your wife- not to me.. 107 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:16,060 Raghav, please believe me, its over between me and Chhaya 108 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:19,100 I know that. I know its over. 109 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,820 There, hold this. I have spent a lot of money on this 110 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,580 But money is not everything, right? 111 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,620 - No, no.. - Then answer me 112 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,500 Where did you guys fuck? 113 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,700 At the office.. 114 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,820 and sometimes on the tour.. 115 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:38,060 - Did anybody else know about it? - No, no, no.. we were very discreet? 116 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,620 No body knows.. 117 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:42,860 And how was it? 118 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:45,500 How was the sex? 119 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:48,660 - It was.. it was - It was what? 120 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,420 Good.. it was good.. 121 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,740 It was good..? 122 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:57,660 Raghav, please understand.. 123 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:01,900 it didn't mean anything. It was just sex 124 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,660 It was just sex 125 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,780 - What? - No, I didn't mean that 126 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,180 - What? - I mean.. 127 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,580 What do you mean it was just sex? 128 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:16,980 You could have said a hundred things- 129 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,460 what do you mean it was nothing, just for sex? 130 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:24,060 How is that supposed to make me feel better? Have you lost it? 131 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,340 You could have said something else 132 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:29,900 How do you think it's going to make me feel better? 133 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,700 Do you have any idea how much this hurts man? 134 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,100 She is my WIFE. I love her. 135 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,740 Atleast you could have loved her. She is my wife 136 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,420 She is my WIFE. I love her. 137 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,580 Do you know how much this hurts? 138 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:46,260 What kind of a man are you! You buy books but you don't read them. 139 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,620 Screw it all! 140 00:08:50,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Complete Subtitles Exclusively Arranged by:- Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain 141 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:34,820 Sunil.. 142 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,340 Sunil 143 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,700 Why don't you pick the phone? I was trying to call you!! 144 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,260 You wont believe what happened 145 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:54,500 That flower seller I go to, they broke his little shop 146 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,980 Poor guy.. where will he go? 147 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,380 These flowers are so pretty, right? 148 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:06,940 These cops, I tell you I parked the car for 10 minutes.. 149 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,980 and they towed it away 150 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,300 Can you imagine? 151 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:13,900 Left it for 10 mintues... and it was gone 152 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:15,060 Then? 153 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,780 Then I took a cab and got the car back, otherwise you'd have sulked 154 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,420 Are you okay? 155 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,300 What happened, Sunil? 156 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,620 What happened? 157 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,980 Malti you know I love you, right? 158 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,380 You know I love you no matter what! 159 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,620 Yeah Sunil, what happened? 160 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,900 Promise me you wont freak out 161 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,220 - You are freaking me out now - Promise me.. 162 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,820 - Okay.. will you tell me now? - Some shit has happened.. 163 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,340 What? 164 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700 Who is he? 165 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,580 Did you know him? 166 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:12,100 - Is he..? - He's dead 167 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,300 Did you? 168 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,180 Not I.. He killed himself 169 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,860 What are you saying Sunil? 170 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,940 Some random guy walks in here and kills himself? 171 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,180 Did you know him? 172 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:38,340 He is Anand, from my office. I fired him last week 173 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:43,500 He came in today, said he was depressed, I thought he just wanted to talk.. 174 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,540 But he had a gun.. he just.. 175 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:54,220 - Sunil you are not lying to me, are you? - Malti, please.. 176 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,980 Don't start this now, okay? 177 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,300 Why did you fire him if he was depressed? 178 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:02,220 I didn't fire him because he was depressed, he got depressed because I fired him. 179 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,900 Why did he come into the bedroom? 180 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:15,060 I got him into the bedroom, later.. Come here, I'll show you 181 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,900 See this. It happenned right here 182 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,500 I was sitting over here. At first I thought.. 183 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,060 We have to call the police 184 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:30,260 Don't be mad- we can't call the police. I am involved 185 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,300 There is a dead man in our house, we haven't done anything! 186 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,500 They will never understand that. 187 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,860 He is in our house. And he is dead. 188 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,580 So what do you want to do? Nothing? 189 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:45,580 Let me think.. maybe we can call somebody. Somebody who can help us. 190 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,260 They are here 191 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:54,740 Send them away.. tell them its cancelled. I can't breathe.. 192 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,060 Go inside.. let me handle this 193 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,300 Hold on. Go inside 194 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,500 Please open the door. This gift is so heavy 195 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,900 - What have you got? - I don't know.. some dry fruits.. 196 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,460 Some dry fruit? You don't know what you got for them? 197 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,100 Whatever! 198 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,140 Malti, open up- I need to pee 199 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,980 - Are you going to tell the whole building? - I don't care 200 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:23,100 What took you so long? 201 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,940 - Hello.. Am I invited or not? - Yes.. 202 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,300 Happy Diwali 203 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:33,980 - Mama, get me some water. - Get it yourself 204 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,620 Please tell me you guys have ordered chilled beers 205 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,260 Or should I order? 206 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,540 No, Sunil has called for some 207 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,300 - Where is Sunil? - He is in there. 208 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,420 I'll go check on him.. 209 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,380 - Had water? - Yes 210 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,500 Malti I didn't get those fancy lamps so I just got the normal ones. 211 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,820 - Where did she go? - She's gone to check up on Sunil 212 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,500 Check up, hunh? 213 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,260 I guess afternoons are still the best.. 214 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,780 - For what mama? - For wifi.. 215 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,900 - Hi Sunil.. - Hi guys.. Happy Diwali 216 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:28,660 You okay? 217 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,500 No, he is not feeling too good today 218 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:32,580 Completely under the weather.. 219 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,340 Did you take any medicines? 220 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,340 Lets cancel it.. 221 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:41,660 - He is not warm.. - No but he is really under the weather 222 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:52,900 Oh you cuties.. Hold that, let me take a picture.. 223 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,020 Smile a litte.. 224 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,500 Crazy traffic today.. 225 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,020 Help me with this. 226 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,380 You are looking very nice 227 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,180 Takes a lot of hard work, okay? 228 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,820 - Shall I keep it in the freezer? - Not the freezer 229 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,900 Happy Diwali, Mister master chef 230 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,500 Why such a sad happy diwali? 231 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,700 - He wants to cancel the party - Are you mad? 232 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,980 I have got 5 kilo of mutton. 233 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:23,180 So many goats have given up their lives, and you want to cancel the plan! 234 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,220 Just one goat! 235 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,780 How selfish are you! What about her partner? 236 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,180 He must be all alone now, suffering 237 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,060 ..and their 18 kids who are now orphaned! 238 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,740 And his parents, his siblings? Give them a thought! 239 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,740 How much you talk, Joshi.. 240 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,940 If you really pity them, turn vegetarian 241 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,140 What's with you? Do you have fever? Stomach ache? 242 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,340 - Throat? - Are you a doctor? 243 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:51,260 - He is fine! - He's shivering.. it could be malaria 244 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,740 Malaria is not contagious 245 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,060 Lets do it another time, maybe this Sunday. 246 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,620 You can't cancel it right now 247 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,500 Today is Diwali- not Sunday 248 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,900 All morning he was asking me what time I'd reach. 249 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,500 Can't cancel.. I have invited a very special guest 250 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:08,220 - Who is your guest? - Will tell you. 251 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:12,420 These online apps have solved all my intimacy issues 252 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,220 What are you on? 253 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,380 mixer, blender, grinder, I'm on all of them 254 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,500 What is with Joshi? Cackling all the time 255 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:22,540 Does it look like he has just come out of a broken marriage? 256 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,260 - Stop judging people.. - I will, I'm sorry- he is just so shallow 257 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,260 Alka, you know somebody in the police, right? 258 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,420 Yes, what happened? 259 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,260 There's been an accident on the highway 260 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,820 - You had an accident? - No, a colleague at work. 261 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:40,420 It wasn't his fault really.. 262 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,500 Nobody admits their mistakes 263 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,500 If somebody just jumps in front of your car? 264 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,860 - Listen is this blouse very tight? - Let me check.. 265 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:53,300 - How bad was it? - Don't know.. He didn't stop 266 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,660 So now, should one report it to the police? 267 00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:01,660 Are you mad? No way.. This is a hit and run case. 268 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:04,100 If the man is badly injured, 269 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,820 then this guy will be going to the cops for the next 15 years.. 270 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,980 and if he died.. then your friend is done in! 271 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,060 That's what I thought 272 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,180 - But this is not right. - Right for who? 273 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,940 You don't go out looking for trouble! 274 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,060 What would you have done? 275 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,380 I would have done something.. 276 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,780 That is what we all think- I'd have done something. 277 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,500 But when the moment arrives, your brain shuts down 278 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,540 - You're such a cynic.. - I am a realist! 279 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,300 So tell me.. 280 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,740 Whatever is on your mind.. 281 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,500 - I fucked up big time.. - I know that. What happened? 282 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:49,820 An affair 283 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,020 You are such an idiot. 284 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:03,900 Why would you do that? Everything is going well for you. 285 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,100 Who is it? 286 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,620 - Somebody.. - Call if off, right away 287 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,420 - Its done - Not a word about it now. 288 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:20,380 Whatever you do- just don't tell anyone. Especially me 289 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,340 Don't sulk now. 290 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:30,060 What is the worst that could happen- divorce.. Its okay. 291 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,940 That is the worst, right? 292 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:38,940 The only problem is, where would we go for the party next year- yours or Malti's 293 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,460 Ah, the goddesses descend on this earth 294 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,140 Joshi, don't sing.. how is the mutton doing? 295 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,380 Takes time to marienate it 296 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,220 Go take a shower- you'll feel better 297 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,780 How is it that I love you more everyday, butterfly? 298 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,140 Aww so cute.. Look at you two 299 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,900 There is no romance left in my life!! 300 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,980 Nobody calls me butterfly.. 301 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,900 What is this butterfly nonsense? 302 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,620 This is his new word for me, for the past 3 months 303 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,260 I guess they're getting romantic in their old age.. 304 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,340 Yeah, we try.. 305 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,580 Am I the only one drinking at this party? 306 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,220 You guys go, party. Don't mind me. I'll slave on.. 307 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,180 How much you complain, Joshi! 308 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,940 Dhruva, get me one more beer 309 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,940 Submitting my son to child labour! 310 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,660 Stop pretending.. 311 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,460 He's still in the shower? 312 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,380 Let him have a shower in peace.. 313 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:08,300 We work as the master takes a shower. Such a chauvinist! 314 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:28,940 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 315 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:30,780 How are you? 316 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,340 - You're looking beautiful - wish them.. 317 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:35,780 Happy Diwali, Sheetal 318 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,340 Happy Diwali Joshi 319 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,220 What are you so happy for? 320 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,940 Greetings! 321 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,500 - Where is Sunil? - He is in the shower 322 00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,140 He's been in the shower for an hour! 323 00:22:57,380 --> 00:23:00,260 Call him- I have some news to share 324 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:05,060 - What is Rahul's news? - He is dying to show off. Please don't ask.. 325 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,700 Sunil.. are you okay? 326 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,180 Is he okay? 327 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,380 Sunil, hurry up- Rahul has some great news 328 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,300 Is everything okay? 329 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,860 - You think he's fainted? - I can hear the water running.. 330 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,740 - Paro? - He said he had the shivers.. 331 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,100 Sunil say something 332 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:32,660 Break the bloody door 333 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,220 Sunil, Rahul has reallly good news, come out! 334 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,300 I have more than good news 335 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,980 Sunil, come on out, man.. 336 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,500 - No option but to break open the door. - Do it guys, break it open 337 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,020 Stop these attention seeking tactics Sunil.. 338 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,540 Sunil, say something 339 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:53,380 - Is he fine? - I don't know.. 340 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,620 he had the shivers and all earlier.. 341 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:04,660 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 342 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,700 - He is out finally - You're okay? 343 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,660 - Can't a man shower in peace? - For so long? 344 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:12,980 - We were going to call for the fire brigade. - Water pressure was too low.. 345 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,300 I don't know how you deal with him. He is worse than Dhruva 346 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:16,940 What is the noise about? 347 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,980 - Can I tell you my good news now? - Yes please.. 348 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,660 We've been waiting for you 349 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,700 My book is finally getting published 350 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,740 He is dying to show off 351 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,380 That is great news Rahul 352 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,420 This is the happiest Diwali ever 353 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,540 Have some sweet.. have it 354 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:35,020 Happiest Diwali ever! 355 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,780 - So proud of you Rahul.. - I'll change and come 356 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:44,860 - Where are you going? - I'll change and come 357 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,740 - It's a bit much.. - Kids, some sweet? 358 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:54,300 - Who is the publisher? - It's a new publisher 359 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,620 How many drafts, Rahul? 360 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,420 4 drafts, after that looking for a publisher. 361 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,700 That took the longest time. 362 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:01,700 - When did this happen? - Three days back. 363 00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:05,100 But I thought I should wait till diwali to tell you all 364 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,340 - What is the title of your book? - WHAT IS DONE IS DONE 365 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,460 - It can not be undone.. - No no, not that far.. 366 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,020 That's a friend 367 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,500 - Cheers to Rahul.. - He knows what I need 368 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,980 Rahul it takes a lot of courage to give up a good job 369 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,940 Why, most writers have a day job 370 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:30,140 Even I have an announcement to make. My name is not Joshi anymore- it is Sagar 371 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:34,180 - But your name has always been Sagar - But you all call me Joshi 372 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:36,100 Stop it Joshi! 373 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,340 What happened? 374 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,060 Dhruva got burnt 375 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,340 Every Diwali there's an accident 376 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,420 How did it happen? 377 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,700 - I didn't do anything, it was an accident. - You have to be more careful 378 00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,460 I told you to go down and play 379 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,100 - Its okay, he'll be fine - What do you mean its okay? 380 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,460 He's getting a blister 381 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,420 - Malti do you have an ointment - Yes getting it. 382 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:01,140 He's such a brave boy- not even crying 383 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,860 - Let him cry if he wants to! - But mama, I don't feel like crying.. 384 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,580 But you have to! Cry, whether or not you feel like it 385 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,540 Really, it takes a village to raise a child.. 386 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,140 Earlier we used to live in joint families.. 387 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,380 What are you trying to say? That I'm not capable? 388 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,980 I'm not saying that.. 389 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:21,900 But you are implying that single mothers are not good enough 390 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,940 I raised him up myself- there was no bloody village 391 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:30,140 - Paro, your courage is admirable - What does it have to do with courage? 392 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,260 Its a matter of choice 393 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,540 I don't need to prove to anybody that I'm a good mother 394 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,980 Exactly! You are a good mother 395 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:40,300 - I have made mutton for you all.. - Joshi, there is a time to joke.. 396 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,220 - Vivan just say sorry to Dhruva - But I didn't.. 397 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:44,100 And no more fireworks now. 398 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,580 Why is she over reacting? 399 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,740 Okay fine, Joshi- say sorry to Paro 400 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,420 - For what? - Just say sorry 401 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,100 And don't treat me like a victim. 402 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,340 You are a brilliant mother, Paro 403 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,860 I didn't plan on being a single mom, okay? 404 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,420 It just happened, I'm trying to do the best I can 405 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,820 Come Joshi, lets check on the mutton 406 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:10,540 - He didn't mean it.. - Paro, seriously sorry 407 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,420 - Does everything have to be a joke? - Let it go, Paro.. 408 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:18,660 Whatever.. 409 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,460 He didn't mean it 410 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,620 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 411 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:27,540 Happy Diwali.. Does anyone have 200 rupees? 200..? 412 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,700 Sunil get my wallet 413 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,380 Happy Diwali, Malti 414 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:31,780 What the hell is this? 415 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,500 They give the most bizarre gifts at these corporate events 416 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,900 And you are trying to pass it on? 417 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,620 - Don't you like it? - No 418 00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:44,260 Sir.. this is for you. Happy Diwali 419 00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:46,660 No, you must not refuse 420 00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:48,820 - My fare? - Wait.. I'm getting it 421 00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,980 - Hi - Hello.. You look wow 422 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,060 He is mad, I can't believe he gave it to the cab driver 423 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,340 Take off your shoes please. 424 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,940 I'm not going to leave them outside- they are very expensive shoes.. 425 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:04,540 Besides, I don't trust any of you 426 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,860 - Not even me? - Except Alka. 427 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,260 Give him the news 428 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:12,340 Breaking news- Rahul's book is being published 429 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,180 After four years of struggle! 430 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,380 He was busy writing, WE were the ones struggling 431 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:22,340 Come on Sheetal, give the poor guy a break 432 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,940 Listen, I love him but the truth is that we were struggling 433 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,820 Come on Sheetal, lay off the poor man for once 434 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:32,060 - No no, this man is a hero. - There he goes again. 435 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:35,980 He is the only one who asked the universe correctly. 436 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:38,740 Sir, the universe is like your cook 437 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,500 Really.. This is a fact! 438 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:46,140 Every morning the cook asks you, 'Sir what shall I serve you today?' 439 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,700 And what do you say? 'Anything..' 440 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,020 That is why you are served veggies! 441 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,700 You have to be specific boss! 442 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,060 You have to say, 'No, I want mutton curry. Boneless. 443 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:02,180 With some onions dipped in vinegar.. 444 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:04,100 And for dessert- some kulfi.. 445 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,460 And you shall receive 446 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:07,460 - Sunil - That's all it takes? just ask? 447 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,940 You have to go shop for the ingredients 448 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:14,180 I must tell you, the cook took a long time getting the right order 449 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:18,260 The cook has many other orders to look into.. 450 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:27,260 Come on, show some money. My husband doesn't give free advice 451 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,020 What are we going to do with him Sunil? 452 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,500 I don't know. We'll see tomorrow 453 00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:13,860 - Yeah but where? - I can't think straight right now. 454 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,420 We'll leave him on the terrace 455 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:19,220 Can't do that. They put a lock on the terrace 456 00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:21,340 What? Since when? 457 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,380 It was decided in the last society meeting 458 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,460 This housing society is the pits 459 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,220 Why would they ruin it for everybody? 460 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:30,980 The terrace is for everybody. 461 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,860 - We'll leave this house - Tomorrow morning? 462 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,980 No- but we won't renew the lease next time 463 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:42,100 This house is inauspicious 464 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:47,580 You know we've been going for couples counselling 465 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,300 These counsellors don't know a thing 466 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:54,900 We used to start fighting in his office 467 00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:59,660 Once we were so loud, another couple ran away from the waiting room 468 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:05,940 The counsellor said, 'please leave. I can't manage you guys' 469 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:11,020 Really. He said, 'your wife knows everything' 470 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,500 Yeah right, blame it on her 471 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:15,740 - It takes two to navigate, Joshi - Call me Sagar! 472 00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:18,140 What is this name change business? Sagar doesn't sound like you 473 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,940 Sounds like a cheap food joint 474 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:21,860 And why would you change your name? 475 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:22,660 Why not? 476 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:26,460 If you can change the names of cities, why can't a man change his name? 477 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:31,300 And then Sagar IS my name I am not saying call me Arnold Shwarzeneggar 478 00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:37,300 What has changed? I still call VT by its old name.. 479 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:40,140 Shh.. Have you reached? 480 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:44,260 Do you see a.. coconut tree? 481 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:47,500 Stay there, I'm coming- don't helter skelter 482 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,860 How will you manage French, Joshi? 483 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:55,060 - Alka, keep stirring it - You'll get burnt.. 484 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:59,020 Unbelievable, you really are my hero. 485 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:02,380 Through all the hurt and humiliation, you ploughed through. 486 00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:04,860 - That's conviction. That is success. - Thank you 487 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,780 You never gave up. 488 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,980 You never reacted to the fact- my wife doesn't believe in me. 489 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:11,300 Are my friends laughing? 490 00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,940 Is my book even good. Am I even a writer? No! 491 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,460 You stuck with it boss 492 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:17,980 That is conviction.. Cheers 493 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,820 Who is the publisher? 494 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,980 Its a new company.. moonfool publications 495 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,100 And.. how many copies? 496 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,860 In the first run- 3000 497 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,700 3000? That is all? 498 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,980 It's a start 499 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:38,820 3000 is too little 500 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,660 What is done is done- just 3000? 501 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:43,700 It's a start, Yogesh! 502 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:48,100 Too late, too little. I told you, Rahul- you must have a vision board. 503 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:51,980 You look into the mirror every morning and say, 'Boss I want success' 504 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,620 You want a Bentley, you imagine yourself driving that Bentley. 505 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,060 - You must smell the leather - I dont want a Bentley, ok? 506 00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:59,740 No, whatever car you like, that's not the point 507 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:01,220 You are scared of your own success 508 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,500 - You are scared of it - Okay 509 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:09,620 But never mind, in this loss also there is an opportunity 510 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:12,500 This is a loss? This is the happiest day of my life 511 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,620 This is a loss? 512 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,220 3000 is too little.. I have an idea.. 513 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,300 Hear me out.. Focus 514 00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:20,620 How much does each copy cost? 515 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,540 About 300.. 516 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:28,980 Okay, arrange 900,000 rupees from somewhere. 517 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,100 When the book releases.. 518 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:35,140 .. that month, quietly buy out all the copies 519 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,380 - Are you mad? - Everybody is doing it Rahul 520 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:40,060 If I buy out all the copies, who will read it then? 521 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,700 That is the game Rahul- Its a sureshot success 522 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,580 The publishing house will be zapped. 523 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,420 And the public will be like, 'oh he is successful... 524 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,220 we want to be part of that' 525 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,020 No, thanks.. My book will sell on its own merit 526 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:55,020 Merit? Where will 3000 reach on merit? 527 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,780 It's cool. Somebody will read it- if not now, then after I die.. 528 00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:00,220 See, if somebody has to be found, he'll be found 529 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,580 To be found? How sweet! Are you oil? 530 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:06,260 If you are not oil, sir- nobody is looking for you! 531 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:08,500 You must find yourself! For 900,000 you will find yourself! 532 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:12,100 - You'll become a millionaire - No thank you, let me just do it my way 533 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,940 Okay done. No problem. 534 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,060 But I am happy for you. Cheers.. 535 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,060 So what is the story? 536 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:19,700 You read the book 537 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:21,940 Tell me a little.. 538 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:23,620 Please, Rahul.. 539 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:25,820 Well its our story.. 540 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:30,540 What do you mean its our story? Its your story. How is it ours? 541 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,900 Yeah.. but it is the story of all of us 542 00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:35,300 We are all a part of your book? 543 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:38,620 - I'm also in the book? - Yes 544 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,420 - I'm in the book? - Yes 545 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,940 What's my name? 546 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,620 Anand. Anand.. nice. So what does Anand do? 547 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:53,420 Anand is a motivational speaker.. and a part time priest 548 00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:54,980 Part time priest.. nice 549 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:56,740 So what happens to Anand? 550 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,260 - Should I tell you? - Yes please, this is exciting 551 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:06,860 Well, about two thirds into the film.. No, book! 552 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:08,060 No, this is good! 553 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,900 See, subconcious wants it. 554 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:13,100 Now you're projecting Rahul- film, TV series, success.. 555 00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:14,140 It's a book 556 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,220 So about two thirds into the book.. 557 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,020 Anand kills himself 558 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,660 Because he realises that.. 559 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:28,620 behind all the facade, the empty words, there is nothing.. 560 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:29,940 Its just emptiness.. 561 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:33,660 There's no real person there, you see.. 562 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,500 This is a really fucked up idea.. 563 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,140 Read the book first.. don't judge it yet 564 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,180 Really I'm quite amazed at you Rahul.. 565 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:49,140 For 4 years, there is a myth about Rahul writing a book, behind closed doors... 566 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,780 and you go and write about your friends? 567 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,660 Its not about.. 568 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:56,340 A man can only write about what he knows- and I know you guys 569 00:35:56,700 --> 00:36:01,020 There is a thing called imagination. Murakami isn't writing about his day. 570 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:04,740 Rumi never said, I woke up and had breakfast- 571 00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:06,220 Toast was burnt, what is this shit? 572 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,340 - Have you read Murakami? - Why should I read it? 573 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:11,620 One doesn't become Murakami merely by reading Murakami 574 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:15,060 - This is ridiculous.. - Why are you arguing about this? 575 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:19,020 I have built an empire. You are saying I'm committing suicide. I'm depressed 576 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,460 When have I looked depressed to you? I'm super happy 577 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,780 Its not YOU! 578 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,580 Fine, you should remove me from the book 579 00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:28,740 - Remove you from the book? - I could sue you 580 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:30,660 Its going to be published in three weeks.. 581 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,220 I could completely sue you. I'll sue you 582 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:39,220 I'll sue you, I'll sue you. Boss what are you talking about? 583 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:42,780 I'm not dying. I can't die. I'll sue you 584 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:44,540 Yogesh have you lost it? 585 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,980 OR, I'll sue you 586 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:49,220 Rahul I've got a great idea. Just watch this.. 587 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,980 I'll sue you. Your book will be in trouble. 588 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:54,260 If you are lucky it might even get banned 589 00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:59,260 - Then people will really want to read it - Yogesh I don't want your help! 590 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:02,100 - It's brilliant - I don't want your help 591 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,860 You're scared of your success Rahul 592 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,340 - You're scared of your own potential - I'll ask you if i need your help.. 593 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:09,860 Enough! 594 00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:15,940 - This is not your house? - No, its a friend's house 595 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,860 - But that's not okay? - No no it's okay 596 00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:22,220 No.. I feel.. comment dire.. awkward 597 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,980 No need to be awkward. They are like my family 598 00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:29,980 - See this? - Very beautiful 599 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:31,140 This is Rangoli 600 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:33,980 Today is Diwali. So doors are kept open for Goddess Lakshmi.. 601 00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:34,980 Charming.. 602 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:37,940 Shoes! 603 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,580 You like my shoes? 604 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,580 Very nice.. France? 605 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,340 Everybody, here is my friend, Francoise Marie 606 00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:48,180 Hello! Happy Diwali.. 607 00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:01,260 This is Malti, that is Sunil- Its their house actually 608 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:02,740 Well done Joshi 609 00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:05,780 - Here's some wine - She is so sweet 610 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,700 - Thank you for inviting me - Of course, anytime 611 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,020 She has come with her shoes on.. 612 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,220 Shoes.. 613 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,740 Sorry, what about my shoes? 614 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,420 You have to take them off 615 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:22,740 I didn't tell you- in Indian homes you have to take off your shoes. 616 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,580 You can sit and do it 617 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:26,860 Don't worry- she'll manage.. 618 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:30,980 She seems uneducated 619 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:32,900 - It's okay.. - Her heels are so long 620 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,660 She'll manage 621 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,580 Go and put on your shoes 622 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:48,660 I got it on camera 623 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:49,540 Shit! 624 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,460 - The party just started - Everything happens for a reason 625 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,580 This was your favourite Vietnamese vase, right? 626 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:04,620 Sunil, go get a mop! 627 00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,500 - I am really sorry guys - It's okay.. 628 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:10,300 Malti I'll get you a new one.. 629 00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:12,620 Maybe it's better I get out of here.. 630 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:15,460 Get some flour.. 631 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,740 - Hi I am Alka - Alka, Francoise Marie 632 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:24,540 Yogesh 633 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,180 Calm down! 634 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,740 It was just an accident. So.. 635 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,300 Calm down Alka! 636 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:38,420 I will put it back together 637 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,340 I don't want a broken vase 638 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,220 Nothing is broken.. 639 00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,060 Or else, everything is broken- Perspective! 640 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,460 Everything happens for a reason 641 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,260 After I put it back together, it'll be better than before. 642 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,780 Paro, its broken! 643 00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:59,740 I am so sorry, are you going to drink something? 644 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,980 I'd like a glass of red wine 645 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,900 - I'll get it - Joshi sit down. 646 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,580 Baby get her a glass of red wine and get me a beer please 647 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,340 No drinks for you, you've had too many. 648 00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,700 Guys relax! No one died, it's a party 649 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,940 Are you switching on the air conditioning? 650 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:19,260 There is a stench- can't you smell it? 651 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:22,260 The whole city is stinking- either its garbage or piss 652 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,380 Why do you have to be disgusting? 653 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,660 Its just a word- why is the word disagreeable? 654 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:31,820 - It sounds so down market, cheap. - It's just a word 655 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,820 Sir, words also need branding 656 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:41,060 You guys are illiterate. This is how they say it in Persian. 657 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:44,500 Persian used to be the language of highly educated people 658 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,700 He is a great great author, our friend 659 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,340 His book is getting published 660 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,620 Please don't let it get to his head. 661 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,620 Can you just let him enjoy his moment for once 662 00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:59,740 - Listen it's not yet been published - It will, very soon.. 663 00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:03,700 - She is saying, congratulations. - I heard her, idiot! 664 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:08,380 So Francoise.. 665 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:09,500 Francoise Marie 666 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,820 Marie.. I have a question. 667 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:14,820 I often notice the French people, 668 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:18,140 sometimes they kiss twice, sometimes three times.. 669 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,380 Yeah it's confusing 670 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,780 Baby, why do you care what the French people do? 671 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:25,980 Quiet.. Its such an interesting question 672 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,860 Oh its actually very confusing In Paris we kiss two times 673 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,180 in the South, it's three times.. 674 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,940 and sometimes in Montpellier it is four times 675 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:36,060 No- that is not what I'm asking. Why three times, what is the logic? 676 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:39,380 Perhaps in the confusion we are hoping for an accident.. 677 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:41,180 where the lips are meeting 678 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,380 I love France 679 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:49,660 - Joshi, stop drooling all over her - Have you ever been to France? 680 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,060 No, never! 681 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:52,300 He doesn't have a passport 682 00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,700 Sir here's your parcel 683 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,380 What is this smell? Is it stale food? 684 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:00,500 No sir, its fresh 685 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,380 Fresh, my ass! smell it.. 686 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,180 Its fresh sir.. 687 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,820 Crap! Give me the bill 688 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:14,020 - Happy diwali, sir.. - What is happy about it? 689 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,420 Do I look happy? 690 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,220 Sunil 691 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,460 Hey Kaizaad 692 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:23,180 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali, so nice to see you man 693 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,140 - Thanks for coming - Thank you for having me 694 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:28,340 - Malti see who is here - Coming 695 00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,460 - Where is everybody else - There are strolling in 696 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,700 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali, please come. 697 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:44,020 Joshi, I feel this house has a bad aura.. 698 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:44,940 What? 699 00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:49,580 Aura.. you know, energy. I feel it very strong 700 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:52,740 - Hello beautiful, you like it? - It's gorgeous 701 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:01,540 Come guys, come in 702 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:06,220 Happy Diwali. Please come, come.. 703 00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:09,980 - Take the shoes off? - Yeah, shoes right here.. 704 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,700 She is my most dependable source of alcohol in the house 705 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,060 Sorry, sorry carry on 706 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:09,700 - Make yourself comfortable. - Sure I will 707 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:46,820 What are you drinking? No whiskey, no rum..? Are you okay? 708 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,780 Excuse me, can I just talk to him for a minute. 709 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,500 Don't be alarmed, nothing serious 710 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,820 Listen, the book launch is in three weeks. You have to be there 711 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:06,740 Of course I will.. 712 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:09,540 Can I tell you something more soppy? 713 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,380 I could not imagine a better celebration for my big day. 714 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,180 This is the happiest day of my life 715 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,860 - We all love you, man. - This is the happiest day of my life 716 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,900 And listen, I'll do anything for you.. 717 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,220 - Where you going? - I am right here. 718 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,260 - I think Kaizaad is looking for you. - For me? 719 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:00,900 Happy Diwali, Sunil sir.. 720 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:07,460 Why have you come here? 721 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:17,060 Chhaya, think a little 722 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,940 Did you think? 723 00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:23,660 Are you always careful? 724 00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:36,580 By the way I am very touched. You chose to wear this shirt tonight 725 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,980 Does Malti know I gave it to you? 726 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,860 No? Shall I tell her then? 727 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:49,940 Its not funny 728 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:04,500 Relax, I am not an idiot 729 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:12,340 He knows 730 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,300 She doesn't 731 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:20,540 Not her, Raghav. Raghav, my husband- he knows 732 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,100 So then..? 733 00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:31,660 Nothing. He has been completely quiet for two days. Not a word.. 734 00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:35,620 And now I can't trace him 735 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,580 - Where has he gone? - I don't know. 736 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:46,780 He is not answering his phone. I've been trying to call him 737 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,540 I'm getting really worried now 738 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:55,060 You should go home. Today is diwali. He'll return home eventually 739 00:47:55,780 --> 00:48:00,740 - You are not listening to me. He knows! - I heard you. You told me already 740 00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:10,500 Look, just go home, Chhaya, okay? 741 00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:15,260 He'll come back there 742 00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:17,620 That is all you can think about. 743 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:23,620 Go home, leave. Why are you here? Get out of my party 744 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:27,620 Hold this 745 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:36,100 - Read this - What is it? 746 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:38,700 He left it on the fridge. Read it 747 00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:44,940 - Francoise, this is for you - Thank you 748 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:46,940 Sunil, come inside 749 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:53,940 - Hello - Hi 750 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,580 Who was that? You didn't introduce us 751 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:01,500 Joshi you are really too much sometimes 752 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:04,300 - Why not? I am a free bird - But she is not 753 00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:07,300 She is married, that too happily 754 00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:11,620 Marriages are not forever. One must think of future investment 755 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:14,860 Every time you open your mouth, some filth comes out 756 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:17,980 - What is filthy about this? - Is everything okay? 757 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,260 Yes, he owes him some money 758 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:24,700 You have a date with you, and you are eyeing somebody else. 759 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:26,460 That is the kind of filth you are.. 760 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:28,020 He'll give you your money back buddy 761 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,620 Sunil, are you alright? 762 00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:31,660 Crap! Why did everyone have to come today? 763 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:35,100 You invited us today. Today is Diwali 764 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,020 Go celebrate diwali then.. 765 00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,980 Bad aura 766 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:44,180 I feel it, its here 767 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:52,780 Is this the right house? 768 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:55,620 Their names are written there. 769 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:59,100 - Malti! - Uncle is that you? 770 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:01,780 Take it off. How will she recognise you? 771 00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:03,940 You didn't inform us that you were coming 772 00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:06,500 Well you didn't inform us about the party. 773 00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:10,260 We were in your city, thought we'd drop in 774 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,580 I told him to call you but he wanted it to be a surprise 775 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:14,780 Malti, there's no vodka 776 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:21,540 Hello.. recognise me? I am your wife's uncle! 777 00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:24,940 Gave you a Japanese tea set for your wedding 778 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:27,540 - He is not her husband - No? 779 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:32,660 He forgets faces now a days- one day he'll forget me too 780 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,060 - Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali 781 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:38,940 He is the one? Are you sure? Why are you looking so pensive? 782 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:41,900 Many happy returns of the day.. 783 00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:46,580 Gave you the japanese tea set for your wedding, remember? 784 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:49,620 Will you give her the sweets or no? 785 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,860 Thank you.. please come in 786 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:55,460 - Are there many people inside? - Do you want to count them from here? 787 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,220 Are you okay? 788 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:10,740 Yeah, I'm fine 789 00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:44,980 - Come here boy- what is your name? - Dhruva 790 00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:51,140 Uncle this is not my son Paro- come here.. He is her son 791 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:55,420 I am just saying that he has grown so tall 792 00:51:56,660 --> 00:52:00,140 - Where is yours? - We don't have a child 793 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,780 'Nothing is amiss Chhaya, nothing has changed' 794 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:18,500 'I think to myself every morning that today I will fight with you' 795 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:21,780 'But I don't have any anger towards you' 796 00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:27,660 'You are still the same for me. But what was between us, has changed' 797 00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:33,420 'And that absence bothers me. I can't live with these lies' 798 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:38,060 'Just remember, it wasn't your fault' 799 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:43,780 'Its not you- Its me. I am an idiot. Yours, Raghu' 800 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,700 - Are you a non vegetarian? - I am a vegetarian 801 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:56,180 Would you like to have some soup? I'll make it for you 802 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,180 Are you guys doing okay? Can I get you another drink? 803 00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,580 No I have a drink 804 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,220 How long have you been working with Sunil? 805 00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:05,380 Its been a year 806 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,260 Really? I have never met you before 807 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:09,980 Yeah, I guess it never worked out 808 00:53:10,180 --> 00:53:11,220 Are you from here? 809 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:15,620 I am from Ahmedabad- but after marriage I shifted here. 810 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:18,020 Where do you stay in Bombay? 811 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:22,260 - Versova - Oh I live in Thane 812 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:24,740 He lives very far 813 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:28,420 What's your name again? Sorry.. excuse me 814 00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:29,900 Just give me a minute 815 00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,420 - Sagar - Hi, Chhaya 816 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,380 Are you on facebook? 817 00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:37,020 I am on facebook, I don't use it that much 818 00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:40,780 Now as fast as you can, with instinct.. 819 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:44,420 ..you must tell which card is red and which one is black 820 00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:59,220 Okay okay black sorry 821 00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:02,300 And now I want to do the opposite 822 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:15,660 Magic is not over. Why are you clapping? 823 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:22,340 If everything go well this will be all red and then all black 824 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,220 Yogesh, if he has done a good job.. 825 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:28,420 It will be all red and all black, am I correct? 826 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:30,060 It will be, it has to be.. 827 00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:35,300 Power to us.. 828 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,420 This one will be opposite 829 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,940 - Can I give her a kiss? - Please, please.. 830 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,460 Shouldn't have had those shots guys.. 831 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,620 Why do you mix your drinks? 832 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,460 Rahul, have you met my uncle and aunt? 833 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:54,980 Hello Sir. Rahul 834 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:59,980 Take his autograph. Next time you come here, he will be a celebrity 835 00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:01,620 Are you on television? 836 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:05,020 He is a big author. His book is getting published 837 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,300 - What have you written? - I have written a novel 838 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,940 What's the story? 839 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:15,700 I can't tell the story in a few words.. Its a book in Hindi 840 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,180 I know Hindi. Tell me 841 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:21,860 Why are you wearing that mask? 842 00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:25,980 Actually, my nose is very sharp- 843 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:27,420 like a dog's 844 00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:34,260 I get all kinds of distant smell 845 00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:39,740 And all kinds of diseases- malaria, dengue, chicken gunia 846 00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:43,340 How can I get chicken gunia when I don't even eat chicken 847 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:46,820 She is going senile. 848 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:50,380 She wears the mask all day- goes to sleep with it. Wont let me kiss her 849 00:55:52,940 --> 00:55:54,660 Are you going to kiss me at this age? 850 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,660 There is no age for kissing. Didn't I marry you? 851 00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:01,700 - And I kissed you then - There were no germs then? 852 00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:05,060 Our metabolism was strong then.. 853 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:07,020 I have found a new character 854 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,380 Take a bite sir, its good food. 855 00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:13,260 Good food man. Have a bite 856 00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:19,700 Aren't we going to play cards? 857 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:30,860 What are you doing? 858 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,900 - Its smelling - Mine is not smelling, sir, mine is fine 859 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:38,820 Its rotting. Everybody will fall sick 860 00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:44,020 What are you doing Sunil? My mutton. 861 00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:47,620 - Its gone bad - Its not! Took me five hours to cook 862 00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:49,500 Hold this 863 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,340 Are you mad? people are hungry.. 864 00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:53,780 Sir this is good- this we ordered in 865 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,380 We'll order more 866 00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,820 - Sir it's very late now. - You guys have no values 867 00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:01,740 Sunil, the watchman is calling you.. what's going on? 868 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:03,580 Everybody is eating rotten food 869 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:05,820 - Threw away all the food? - All of it 870 00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,940 - All of it? - There is some rice left 871 00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:19,060 Somebody has parked a car in Asif's parking 872 00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,580 - Nobody here - Sir, he came to your flat.. 873 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:27,340 Guys.. has anyone come in a Swift Desire? 874 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:31,260 Guys.. has anyone come in a Swift Desire? 875 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:35,140 - Is it yours? - We took an Uber 876 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:37,620 - Nobody here - He came to your flat.. 877 00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:39,580 Been here since the afternoon 878 00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,900 - Go play outside please - wait, in a minute 879 00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:00,420 Right now. Move 880 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,700 Move out. I have some work 881 00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:48,020 Sorry, Asif saheb.. 882 00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:54,740 - Sir happy Diwali - Bugger off 883 00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:04,700 There is no food? 884 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,900 Are the children supposed to sleep hungry? 885 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:11,620 - I'll make some noodles.. - What crap! Its supposed to be diwali. 886 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:15,820 She is always in a foul mood 887 00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:18,380 There are eggs, noodles.. 888 00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:20,860 Clearly the counselling is not working 889 00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:25,420 - I am doing all the work guys, come on. - This box is so heavy 890 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:27,940 What is in this trunk? 891 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:32,820 What are you doing? Why did you get this out? Malti! 892 00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:35,500 Why have you get this out? 893 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:38,820 What are you doing? 894 00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,780 We are setting up a casino- to play cards 895 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,620 Your uncle had a knee surgery, he can't sit down 896 00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:48,660 - We'll get something else - This will do fine.. move 897 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,340 - Why this? - Why not this? 898 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,220 Let's get started.. 899 01:00:09,380 --> 01:00:10,180 Sunil, its okay 900 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:14,380 Who the hell are these people? 901 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:17,100 They are our friends 902 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,860 I feel like I don't know any of them 903 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:25,220 - Will you let me play in peace? - Don't play blind 904 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,700 Aren't you playing? 905 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:33,620 What are the chances I'd win today? 906 01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,580 You never know 907 01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:55,140 - Don't touch my cards - Why, they'll change? 908 01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,140 You always spoil my game.. 909 01:00:57,580 --> 01:01:01,060 Do you want to play? come join us.. 910 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,380 Relationship goals.. oh my god!! 911 01:01:11,740 --> 01:01:13,820 You two look so cute together 912 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:17,860 Shall I take a picture? I'll whatsapp it to you. hash tag togetherness 913 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:19,900 Sunil, still blind? 914 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:21,100 Blind! 915 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:26,900 Lucky you. Beautiful home, beautiful wife 916 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,460 Beautiful mistress. 917 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,100 You are truly blessed 918 01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:36,620 Worst cards possible 919 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:41,700 You are just unlucky in cards, lucky in love 920 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:46,940 Look at me. I lose at cards and you know how good is MY love life 921 01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:50,420 What was I for you? A fling? 922 01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:54,500 Answer her- she wants to know 923 01:01:55,860 --> 01:01:58,260 - Why did you do it? - Chhaya, why did YOU do it? 924 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:01,100 - I haven't done anything - Really? nothing? 925 01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:07,620 - Was it just me? Was it all my fault? - I agree with him there 926 01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:11,260 Its not just him. It takes two to.. 927 01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:14,060 What is that dance? It takes two to.. 928 01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:15,660 It takes two to... 929 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,860 It takes two to... 930 01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:18,100 TANGO 931 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,180 Tango.. 932 01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:23,100 I've got a sequence again. I win.. 933 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:30,420 If you want to have kids, there should be a test- an audition 934 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,460 You are unemployed. 935 01:02:32,620 --> 01:02:35,220 Your wife is an alcoholic- you shouldn't be allowed to be a parent! 936 01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,660 - But who is going to decide? - I don't know 937 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:39,620 So the government will decide whether I'm fit enough to be a mother? 938 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:40,700 That's not what I am saying 939 01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:45,300 - Are you in or out? - Show me. I have folded, show me 940 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,780 I am so touched by your love 941 01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:51,500 Tell me honestly, how good was your tango? 942 01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:53,260 Just fold! 943 01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:56,980 Okay fold 944 01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:59,660 She only listens to you 945 01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:02,780 - I have a pair of fours - You win, sir.. 946 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,900 - I could have won, see? - Why did you fold? 947 01:03:10,740 --> 01:03:11,980 Shit happens, Chhaya 948 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:16,060 - Why did you make me fold? - He could have had anything. It's risky.. 949 01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:21,300 - Sir, you have to take a little risk - He is the champion of risk taking 950 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,340 I could have won! You made me lose 951 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:27,980 I didn't force you. You have to take responsibility for your own action 952 01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,820 Sheetal, give me some money 953 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:34,180 - I'll return your money - Sheetal, his book is getting published.. 954 01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:40,860 Ask her for a quickie. Look at her, she is upset- it'll lift her mood 955 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:43,500 - You are responsible for my loss - Suggest it to her 956 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:47,020 All you care about is you and your happy domestic life 957 01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:52,700 I have a request- can I watch? Please? She is my wife. I should be allowed. 958 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:57,780 Please.. let me. Ask her.. We can do a menage de trois 959 01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,340 - Sheetal! - Shut up! 960 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:01,300 What happened? 961 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:05,860 Why are you begging for money all the time? 962 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:08,460 There, take this, play! 963 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:14,260 And this is for your loss, okay? There, take this- play now 964 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:18,100 Calm down, Sunil! I don't want your money, take it back.. 965 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:22,500 - Guys please don't do this.. - I'd just started winning.. 966 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,820 Why are you spoiling the game.. 967 01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:31,220 I am saying, have kids. One or two is fine, but you can't have 6 kids!! 968 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,100 - But who is going to decide? - Don't you see? 969 01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:34,580 Yogesh, his highness will decide.. 970 01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:36,100 He has the authority on this.. 971 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,700 See, now you are getting emotional about this. 972 01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:39,860 Of course I am. I am a mother.. 973 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:44,420 Her taxi is waiting, she came in to say goodbye 974 01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:46,620 Yes I came to say bye.. 975 01:04:47,260 --> 01:04:49,020 - Bye.. - Good to meet you.. 976 01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:50,740 Malti did you see her magic? 977 01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:52,900 Yeah, I saw some outside, it's really good 978 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,340 She's an amazing magician.. 979 01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:57,020 No, I'm not a magician. Actually I am a mentalist 980 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:58,220 What's that? 981 01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:02,620 I see things.. I read minds.. yes 982 01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:07,500 Wow, good.. 983 01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:10,060 Can you read my mind? 984 01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:11,780 Yes.. 985 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:15,500 Oh you want me tell everybody? 986 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:17,580 Are you sure? 987 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:22,940 You don't want him to write another book 988 01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:30,140 I'm sorry, you asked me, I didn't mean to hurt you. 989 01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,300 Nice! Do one more.. 990 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:33,940 On you? - No.. 991 01:05:34,220 --> 01:05:34,860 Why? 992 01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,180 - Nothing to read or what? - How about me? 993 01:05:37,940 --> 01:05:40,660 Okay.. Do you have a purse or a bag? 994 01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:43,580 Put your hand inside- pick something.. 995 01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:46,260 Its round, its pink, its your lipstick 996 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,980 Another time.. Round again.. 997 01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:55,340 Its your glasses, your spectacles 998 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:57,620 One more time.. 999 01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:02,860 Its round again.. An orange strap Its a watch- your orange watch 1000 01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:05,260 Oh my god! 1001 01:06:06,940 --> 01:06:08,380 One more time. Do her.. 1002 01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:10,540 No! 1003 01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:14,900 That's enough magic for one night 1004 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:17,860 Yes, you're right. I have my taxi waiting.. 1005 01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:20,220 Thank you for coming.. 1006 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,740 Yes.. And I'm very sorry about the vase 1007 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,180 That's okay.. good night 1008 01:06:41,380 --> 01:06:44,860 - You enjoy your night.. - She is going by the way.. 1009 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,340 - Are you leaving? - Where are you going? Sit.. 1010 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:54,660 - Thank you very much for tonight.. - No, thank you for coming 1011 01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:57,580 Everything will be okay 1012 01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:00,220 What will be okay? 1013 01:07:01,860 --> 01:07:02,700 Everything.. 1014 01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:05,860 Bye 1015 01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:09,180 I'll see her off 1016 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:17,660 "Careful now..." 1017 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:21,980 "these are trying times" 1018 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:26,020 "Careful" 1019 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:31,020 "of these blurring lines" 1020 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:36,860 "What's gone.." 1021 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,700 "is not coming back" 1022 01:07:43,980 --> 01:07:50,020 "And the present is thick with uncertainty" 1023 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:52,260 Did you take my 500 rupees? 1024 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:53,700 Is that my money? 1025 01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:56,740 No it had drifted that side, I took it back. 1026 01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:58,780 Keep it in your purse 1027 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,260 This man is lying through his teeth 1028 01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,100 You are stealing 500? 1029 01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,540 Go on, play the game 1030 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:11,060 Screw the game. That is my 500 rupees 1031 01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:14,500 - That's my money.. - Just because you said so? 1032 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:16,660 I saw you picking it up 1033 01:08:16,980 --> 01:08:18,660 Sunil, didn't you see him? 1034 01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:21,660 But I saw him. The man is a bloody scoundrel 1035 01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:23,980 Hold it. Even I know how to abuse 1036 01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:26,700 Please take her away 1037 01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:29,220 - Here, take this. - I don't want your shitty money. 1038 01:08:29,420 --> 01:08:30,940 I want my money 1039 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:31,980 What's going on? 1040 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:35,300 See, we come to your house and this is the treatment we get 1041 01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:39,700 Hello, aunty, did I say a thing to you? 1042 01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:41,940 Am I talking to you? What did I say to you? 1043 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,140 Don't entertain her.. 1044 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:46,060 Alka, let it go.. - I wont let it go. 1045 01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:50,180 He is a bloody cheat man, he is a snake 1046 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,020 Did you call me a snake? 1047 01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:57,180 Look at your self. You can't even stand straight 1048 01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:00,540 You should not drink. Its not for women to drink 1049 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,220 I drink with my own money 1050 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:05,980 There is a grace to drinking. You can't do it 1051 01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:08,820 Are you going to teach me? Then teach me how to steal money too 1052 01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:10,660 What do you say, writer man? 1053 01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:14,100 - Rahul, he is a thief.. - I'm in no position to comment 1054 01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:17,940 You just lost your money, I am being abused! 1055 01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:20,260 You deserve to be abused 1056 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,660 Just stop it. 1057 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:24,140 Stop this bloody game 1058 01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:29,660 Screw this shit. Its a crap bloody party 1059 01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:51,020 It was so good to see you after so many years 1060 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:54,660 Festivals bring the family together 1061 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:57,980 When your father was alive, he kept the whole family together 1062 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:03,460 He was something else.. he was 1063 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:06,660 Now the family has drifted apart 1064 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:07,980 Keep this.. 1065 01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:14,460 What is this? 1066 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,220 It's auspicious. You should never say no to this.. 1067 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:19,940 Its Diwali.. Tell him 1068 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:25,140 Keep it.. Its the same 500 that I picked from that drunk woman 1069 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,140 Lets leave.. 1070 01:10:34,180 --> 01:10:35,580 Nobody saw me do it 1071 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,180 - It's already 3am.. - Yes let's leave 1072 01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:45,220 I've been saying for the longest time.. 1073 01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:54,900 - You are leaving? - Yes, I think we should.. 1074 01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:56,860 Thanks for coming man, So nice to see you. 1075 01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:58,100 Nice to meet you.. 1076 01:10:58,380 --> 01:10:59,460 Stay in touch 1077 01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:02,340 - Bye! nice meeting you.. - Bye, happy Diwali 1078 01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:11,860 Sorry man.. about the food - But the whiskey was great 1079 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,220 Just have a bite on your way back if you find something 1080 01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:20,820 - I ate before coming here - So sorry about this food situation 1081 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,020 Don't worry, it's okay. Bye! 1082 01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:33,220 Do me a favour guys. Take out the garbage bags on your way out.. 1083 01:11:33,380 --> 01:11:35,620 Sunil, the garbage guy will take it out in the morning 1084 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:38,900 - Not good to let it be here all night - Its okay, we'll take it out 1085 01:11:40,900 --> 01:11:44,100 We clean up after him even at the office 1086 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:47,980 - Bye guys, thanks.. - Bye 1087 01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:51,020 Thanks so much for taking the bags.. 1088 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:53,260 Thank you for tonight 1089 01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:54,820 - Happy Diwali - To you too.. 1090 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,060 You have a lovely house 1091 01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:02,820 Goodnight. 1092 01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:08,020 Chhaya.. 1093 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,020 If I had a little more money, I'd have won big time 1094 01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:32,700 - How much did you lose? - 1800 1095 01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:33,580 Not bad.. 1096 01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:37,100 If you had more money, you'd have lost more 1097 01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:40,260 Fate is on my side.. 1098 01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:42,820 - You would lose, ask me why? - Why? 1099 01:12:43,740 --> 01:12:46,580 Because you play like a gambler. For entertainment. 1100 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,020 He doesn't play to win, he plays for the excitement. 1101 01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:49,980 What's wrong with that? 1102 01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:52,660 - Because you're an optimist. - How that a flaw? 1103 01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:55,580 He is so optimistic that he can not see the truth of his cards 1104 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:58,380 That's a good line sir, for my next book.. 1105 01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:00,140 Dont put me in it, okay? 1106 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:03,540 That man who came from your office today 1107 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:04,580 Naresh? 1108 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,300 Earlier in the day, Anand.. 1109 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,780 Let these guys go, we'll talk 1110 01:13:11,540 --> 01:13:12,900 You are so full of shit. 1111 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,580 How can you even look me in the eye? 1112 01:13:17,780 --> 01:13:18,940 What have I done? 1113 01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:21,940 Can you stop pretending, for one minute? 1114 01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:23,860 What happened? 1115 01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:26,660 Go on, tell your friends what happened 1116 01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:29,860 Let them leave, we can talk about this later.. 1117 01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:31,820 Guys, I think all of you should go home now 1118 01:13:32,020 --> 01:13:34,100 Nobody is going.. stay! 1119 01:13:35,740 --> 01:13:36,580 Malti.. 1120 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:39,620 Malti? Not butterfly? 1121 01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,380 I'm not your butterfly? 1122 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:44,180 Call me butterfly Sunil, one more time. 1123 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,500 - Call me butterfly.. - Malti 1124 01:13:46,860 --> 01:13:48,980 Call me butterfly! No! 1125 01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:50,340 What happened, Malti? 1126 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,620 Yogesh, shut the door. 1127 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,900 There is no need. 1128 01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:56,060 Am I being hysterical? I'm absolutely fine 1129 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:57,420 Malti? 1130 01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:01,300 You were so right Paro. I should have listened to you 1131 01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,420 I shouldn't have trusted a man. What's wrong with me? 1132 01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:08,940 Malti, whatever it is.. its going to be okay, we'll sort it out. 1133 01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:12,260 Yes, its okay, you are right. Its no big deal 1134 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:13,780 Everything will be fine.. 1135 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,780 He's only been cheating on me this entire time. 1136 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:19,660 But that is okay. It happens in all marriages 1137 01:14:20,180 --> 01:14:25,380 But what I can not believe, is that you had the gall to call her to our house 1138 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,460 You invited her to my party 1139 01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,980 I didn't invite her, she came on her own. 1140 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:32,700 I swear 1141 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:33,900 Who? 1142 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:37,940 Chhaya 1143 01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:44,420 - You said it's over? - It's over 1144 01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:53,380 Malti I am sorry.. guys.. 1145 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,460 It happened 1146 01:14:56,980 --> 01:14:58,180 What do you mean it happened? 1147 01:14:58,380 --> 01:15:01,780 You had nothing to do with it? It happened by itself? 1148 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,620 Is there anything else I don't know? 1149 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:10,540 Any other butterflies that I don't know about? Tell me now.. 1150 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:11,980 Malti, I said I am sorry 1151 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:16,940 Malti I know its hard.. but it will be okay 1152 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,060 It's okay? 1153 01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:19,460 Yeah it's okay.. 1154 01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:23,980 No I am not saying what he did is okay. Its not. 1155 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:30,260 He has broken your trust. He has been selfish.. 1156 01:15:30,340 --> 01:15:31,620 Selfish.. 1157 01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,580 You have no idea how selfish this man is. 1158 01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:37,060 Shall I tell them Sunil? 1159 01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:40,100 Sunil shall I tell them about the..? 1160 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:42,380 - Actually let me show them - Malti, don't! 1161 01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:46,460 - Malti are you nuts? - This is how selfish this man is.. 1162 01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:52,380 - What happened? - There's a dead body in the house 1163 01:15:56,500 --> 01:16:00,100 He has killed a man, and he has called all of you here 1164 01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:02,860 - Who is this? - Chhaya's husband 1165 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,780 I didn't kill him.. 1166 01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:07,700 Its not true. I didn't kill him. 1167 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:10,660 He found out. He came over, and killed himself 1168 01:16:11,940 --> 01:16:14,180 You have to believe me.. Joshi 1169 01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:18,580 - Yogesh, you think I'd kill a man? - I don't know 1170 01:16:19,540 --> 01:16:21,620 - Rahul.. - What have you gotten us into Sunil? 1171 01:16:21,780 --> 01:16:24,540 Tell me something Sunil, there's a dead body in your house. 1172 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:27,780 Didn't you think you should cancel the party? Not once did it pass your mind? 1173 01:16:28,260 --> 01:16:30,540 - It was too late - What do you mean it was too late? 1174 01:16:30,740 --> 01:16:33,020 Joshi had got 5 kilo of mutton already.. 1175 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:35,140 - What? - Mutton? 1176 01:16:35,740 --> 01:16:38,260 You could eat that mutton for the next 10 days for all I care. 1177 01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:41,300 You got us all into this shit because of Joshi's mutton? 1178 01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:44,140 - I didn't mean to.. - You did, you ass! 1179 01:16:44,620 --> 01:16:46,860 Malti you were absolutely right. 1180 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:49,700 You are the most sick and selfish man in the world 1181 01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:53,460 Last time you cancelled the party because you had an upset stomach. 1182 01:16:53,660 --> 01:16:55,140 And now this? 1183 01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:59,300 - Guys it just happened.. - Just happened..There we go again. 1184 01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:00,620 Sunil! 1185 01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:04,300 You know what, screw you all man, screw each one of you. 1186 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,620 Screw you Sunil- and you, and you.. 1187 01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:10,620 And you, you get up 1188 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,500 We need to decide what is to be done now? 1189 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:16,380 Sheetal shut the door please. And somebody call the police 1190 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,700 - We can't call the police - Why not, if you are innocent? 1191 01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:21,540 They will never believe me 1192 01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:24,700 What were you planning to do with it? Live with it forever? 1193 01:17:25,380 --> 01:17:29,220 I thought once the party is over, I'd think of something 1194 01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:32,100 But its good in a way that all of you are here 1195 01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:36,020 Sorry, I am not a part of this. Friendship is in one place- this is murder 1196 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,860 Yogesh don't leave me, buddy. You know people. 1197 01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:41,100 I'm not your undertaker 1198 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:46,620 You bastard! You bastard! I'll kill you.. 1199 01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:55,300 You killed Raghav. You know who Raghav is? 1200 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,500 Chhaya's husband? - To hell with Chhaya. 1201 01:17:59,660 --> 01:18:01,500 He is my publisher 1202 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:03,180 I didn't kill him brother.. 1203 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:04,940 Bastard you killed my publisher 1204 01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:07,300 - I did not kill him.. He killed himself - What do I care? 1205 01:18:07,580 --> 01:18:10,620 Why did you have to go and sleep with Chhaya? 1206 01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:12,580 Why couldn't you sleep with somebody else? 1207 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:14,820 - Rahul, it happened.. - It happened, did it? 1208 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,020 I will kill you!!! 1209 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:23,180 - Just happened.. - Who is Chhaya? 1210 01:18:30,060 --> 01:18:31,060 Dhruva.. 1211 01:18:34,220 --> 01:18:36,220 Dhruva, wake up- there is a dead man 1212 01:18:39,020 --> 01:18:40,100 Who died? 1213 01:18:40,340 --> 01:18:41,980 I don't know, somebody. 1214 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:44,420 - Where is he? - In the other room 1215 01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:47,060 - Like, shot in the head - Wow 1216 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:50,260 Have some water 1217 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:57,100 I am really sorry Rahul, I didn't know he was your publisher 1218 01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,780 I had one chance.. 1219 01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:01,820 one chance in four years, and you did this 1220 01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:03,940 Rahul I'm really sorry 1221 01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:07,220 You're sorry? Show me how sorry you are? 1222 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,620 Take this.. 1223 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,660 - What's the matter with you? - Take this. 1224 01:19:11,860 --> 01:19:13,340 Do what he did 1225 01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:17,860 You are the cause of every one's misery- his, yours, mine 1226 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:20,860 I don't know how much more pain you are going to cause 1227 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:23,900 Send it out to the universe, right? 1228 01:19:24,180 --> 01:19:25,580 This is what the universe sent back to me 1229 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:28,420 - I don't know what you asked for. - Just shut up. 1230 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:30,460 No more of your mumbo jumbo 1231 01:19:31,220 --> 01:19:32,180 Sheetal lets leave.. 1232 01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:35,300 Rahul brother, you can't leave me like this 1233 01:19:35,540 --> 01:19:37,980 I am leaving. But before I go I'm going to call the police 1234 01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:40,660 Rahul don't do that.. 1235 01:19:41,980 --> 01:19:43,060 What are you going to tell them? 1236 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,780 I am going to tell them there has been a murder here 1237 01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:45,980 Is that okay? 1238 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:50,100 Rahul, your finger prints are on the gun- and on the trunk. 1239 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,180 - And yours - What the fuck, bro 1240 01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:57,340 What a creep you are! 1241 01:19:57,500 --> 01:20:01,340 What do you expect? I am asking for your help, as a friend 1242 01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:03,300 This is asking for help? This? 1243 01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:06,180 Can we decide what to do about this? 1244 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:09,980 Mama.. in Breaking Bad they use acid to dissolve the body 1245 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:10,940 Vivan! 1246 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:12,820 Acid! 1247 01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:23,540 A man who used to laugh, love, cook- and in the end its just acid? 1248 01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:29,620 - Joshi get a hold on your self - What does it all mean? 1249 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:33,700 He is dead.. 1250 01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:38,140 - Joshi, I didn't do it.. - I know. That is what is really sad. 1251 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:43,140 He killed himself. Can you imagine how much pain there must be in his life? 1252 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,500 Joshi he is in a happier place now 1253 01:20:45,660 --> 01:20:47,060 How do you know? 1254 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,420 How do you know that? 1255 01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:51,820 What if he is still unhappy? 1256 01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:55,740 All you smart people, you have words.. 1257 01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:58,060 ..but no feelings 1258 01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:59,260 I hate all of you 1259 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:02,860 Please Joshi. Stop making this about yourself 1260 01:21:03,060 --> 01:21:04,300 This is no time to be emotional 1261 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:07,620 He is dead, we are alive. He doesn't have problems, we do. 1262 01:21:07,860 --> 01:21:09,380 He doesn't have to go to work tomorrow, I do 1263 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:12,940 Quite frankly he is the most selfish man I've ever met, not you Sunil 1264 01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:16,460 Everybody has problems- Everybody is suffering. 1265 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,100 I don't go blowing my brains out 1266 01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:21,220 - That too on Diwali night. - And in somebody else's house 1267 01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,580 Who does that, man? 1268 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,420 What about this unfortunate soul? 1269 01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:30,220 Unfortunate? He? What about us? 1270 01:21:32,180 --> 01:21:34,500 He escaped. We are the ones trapped 1271 01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:38,980 He is my friend. Not you guys.. 1272 01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:44,700 I just want to hug him.. I feel so close to him 1273 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:47,340 - Joshi what are you doing? - I just want to sleep.. 1274 01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:50,100 Go inside and sleep 1275 01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:53,420 - Joshi what are you doing? - I want to hug this guy 1276 01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:57,940 I want to feel close to him.. I understand him 1277 01:21:58,140 --> 01:22:00,020 Stop being ridiculous 1278 01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:02,380 Joshi! will you stop it.. 1279 01:22:03,740 --> 01:22:06,740 - I just want to feel close to him.. - Joshi stop it 1280 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,540 Sheetal let him be 1281 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:12,780 Why can't you all just stop this? What are you doing? 1282 01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:14,980 There is a dead body here.. 1283 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:17,060 and you all are just crying and thinking about yourselves 1284 01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:18,620 Sheetal stop being hysterical 1285 01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:20,540 Of course I am going to be hysterical, 1286 01:22:20,740 --> 01:22:23,380 How can you be so calm? What's wrong with YOU? 1287 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,220 Guys can we decide whats to be done? 1288 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,740 She is right.. 1289 01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:41,900 Sunil? 1290 01:22:47,020 --> 01:22:47,780 Malti? 1291 01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:51,100 I want him out of the house, that is all 1292 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:55,100 Yeah, but where? You can't just dump a body out on the road.. 1293 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:58,220 Anybody has any bright ideas, speak now 1294 01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:04,260 Vivan, no acid- no knives.. Any other ideas? 1295 01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:06,860 Railway tracks 1296 01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:56,660 When you have it, you don't realise its value.. 1297 01:23:56,740 --> 01:24:00,420 but after its gone, you know what it really meant 1298 01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:05,420 Sunil, is it okay if we skip? 1299 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:08,100 Are you nuts? I am not exactly mad about doing this. 1300 01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:11,460 Either we all go, or nobody.. 1301 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,100 Get the car Sunil, will you? 1302 01:27:07,780 --> 01:27:10,980 Don't you touch me. You are a curse 1303 01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:56,420 - Baby promise me something - Yeah? 1304 01:28:57,500 --> 01:28:58,980 Don't ever cheat on me 1305 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,660 I'd rather die.. 1306 01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:17,060 - Oh shit! - What happened? 1307 01:29:17,380 --> 01:29:21,100 I left my cooking vessel over there.. Tch! 1308 01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:54,820 - You haven't been cleaning the car lately - No sir, just yesterday.. 1309 01:29:55,140 --> 01:29:56,780 Do a good job of it today 1310 01:29:58,100 --> 01:29:59,860 Sir, Happy Diwali.. 1311 01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:19,380 "Careful now..." 1312 01:31:20,460 --> 01:31:24,860 "these are trying times" 1313 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,940 "Careful" 1314 01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:34,580 "of these blurring lines" 1315 01:31:37,580 --> 01:31:40,300 "What's gone.." 1316 01:31:40,740 --> 01:31:44,900 "is not coming back" 1317 01:31:47,340 --> 01:31:53,780 "And the present is thick with uncertainty" 1318 01:31:57,100 --> 01:32:01,340 "The darkness has taken up tenancy" 1319 01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:06,620 "Shutting out all light with seeming permanency" 1320 01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:10,980 "The night is faking it with false promises" 1321 01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:13,900 "Truth is, truth is the morning isn't coming" 1322 01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:19,180 "Careful now.." 1323 01:32:19,620 --> 01:32:23,500 "don't be lost" 1324 01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:54,220 "My heart feels empty" 1325 01:32:56,340 --> 01:32:58,900 "But maybe you're close" 1326 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:03,700 "Is it just me on my own" 1327 01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:09,060 "Or are you close" 1328 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:14,180 "It's hard to say.." 1329 01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:24,860 "Whether the heart's just bruised up" 1330 01:33:25,260 --> 01:33:28,380 "Or timid and afraid" 1331 01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:35,140 "Some moment somewhere is stuck" 1332 01:33:35,780 --> 01:33:40,300 "Cold and frozen and un-melting" 1333 01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:44,780 "Your love is a force of habit for me" 1334 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:47,740 "it doesn't leave me " 1335 01:33:50,700 --> 01:33:53,420 "Careful now.." 1336 01:33:54,020 --> 01:33:57,220 "don't lose the way.." 1337 01:33:57,244 --> 01:34:17,244 Complete Subtitles Exclusively Arranged by:- Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain 102083