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>> Announcer: TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ‐

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, JOHN LITHGOW, MUSICAL GUEST OZUNA AND THE

LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW

IT IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AT HOME EDITION AND NOW HERE IS JIMMY.

WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

IT IS THURSDAY WHICH BASICALLY MEANS IT'S FRIDAY, REALLY.

RIGHT? SO, WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER

WEEK I'M SO HAPPY TO ANYONE THAT IS

HOME AND STAYING SAFE AND WEARING THE MASKS AND TO ANYONE

WHO IS SUFFERING WITH THIS AWFUL PANDEMIC

I WISH YOU A SPEEDY, SPEEDY RECOVERY

I AM GOING TO TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH RIGHT NOW.

HERE ARE SOME JOKES. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS

AS THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SPREAD ACROSS THE COUNTRY, A

A NEW POLL FINDS THAT IF CASES KEEP SPIKING, 65% OF AMERICANS

SUPPORT RETURNING TO LOCKDOWN. FIRST OFF, WHAT DO YOU MEAN

RETURNING TO LOCKDOWN? I HAVEN'T LEFT

MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A WIG WHAT

YOU KNOW YOUR COUNTRY IS DOING WELL WHEN SHUTTING EVERYTHING

DOWN IS POLLING HIGHER THAN BOTH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

PEOPLE SUPPORT ANOTHER LOCKDOWN ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY GOT

35 SAVE THE DATES FOR ALL THE WEDDINGS THAT GOT MOVED.

[ LAUGHTER ] LOCKDOWN

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS 76% OF AMERICANS

OVER 55 SUPPORT RETURNING TO LOCKDOWN

THEY SAID THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE NETFLIX AND THEY

ARE NOT STOPPING NOW DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE, REALLY?

BY THE WAY, MY DAD'S WATCHED EVERYTHING

I THINK HE THINKS THE ONE SCREEN IS EVERYTHING ON

NETFLIX. SO, I'M LIKE, GREAT.

SO HE DOES THAT. HE'S DONE TV'S MOVIES.

I HAVE NOT EVEN TOLD HIM WHAT SEARCH DOES.

>> DON'T >> Jimmy: HE'S HAPPY

THAT'S RIGHT

THE CORONAVIRUS IS AFFECTING EVERYONE, EVEN THOSE CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT.

>> DOZENS OF SECRET SERVICE AGENTS ARE BEING TOLD TO

QUARANTINE AFTER WORKING AT PRESIDENT TRUMP'S RALLY IN

TULSA, OKLAHOMA WHERE A HUGE SWATH OF PEOPLE DID NOT WEAR

MASKS. >> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW

WE ARE IN CRAZY TIMES WHEN THE SECRET SERVICE NEEDS PROTECTION

FROM THE PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT

TRUMP'S SAFETY, DON'T. HE'S FINE.

WHILE THE AGENTS ARE QUARANTINED, TRUMP WILL BE

GUARDED BY ERIC AND DON JR. USING A PAIR OF SPONGEBOB

WALKIE‐TALKIES "CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

"YEAH. "I AM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

"OKAY. WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

BLAMING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION FOR MISHANDLING

THE VIRUS. BUT NOT EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG, RIGHT

>> A STARTLING NEW REPORT OUT TODAY THAT MORE THAN 1 MILLION

DEAD AMERICANS GOT THOSE PANDEMIC STIMULUS CHECKS

TOTALING $1.4 BILLION. >> Jimmy: I PAY DEAD PEOPLE.

EVEN DEAD PEOPLE WERE LIKE ONLY $1,200 FOR THREE MONTHS

THANKS, I GUESS. THAT IS A TOUGH GAFF FOR TRUMP

IN WHAT OTHERWISE HAS BEEN A A FLAWLESS YEAR.

WOULDN'T YOU AGREE YEP, 1 MILLION DEAD PEOPLE

RECEIVE CHECKS EVEN PEOPLE INVESTING IN QUIBI

THINK THAT IS A WASTE OF MONEY TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IT WILL ALL BE

WORTH IT WHEN THEY HEAD TO THE POLLS IN NOVEMBER.

ACTUALLY TRUMP IS FURIOUS ABOUT THE MISTAKE AND ASKED THAT ALL

THE DEAD PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY SEND THEIR CHECKS BACK

AS IF THINGS WERE NOT BAD ENOUGH, I HEARD THAT A BUNCH OF

HAND SANITIZER WAS RECALLED FOR CONTAINING LETHAL TOXINS

THAT IS INSANE I HAVE BEEN USING SO MUCH HAND

SANITIZER THESE DAYS

ANYWAYS, ONE OF THESE COMPANIES JUST PUT OUT A NEW AD. CHECK IT OUT

♪ >> FOR YEARS, CLEANSE YOUR

HANDS SANITIZER HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTED NAMES IN

CLEAN. AND NOW WITH THE CORONAVIRUS

PANDEMIC, HAND SANITIZER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER

BUT MAYBE YOU HEARD THAT OUR PRODUCT CONTAINS TOXIC

METHANOL WHOOPS

YEAH, THAT IS ON US. LUCKILY YOU CAN CONTINUE TO USE

OUR HAND SANITIZER WORRY FREE. WITH OUR NEW CLEANSIER HAND

SANITIZER SANITIZER. OUR HAND SANITIZER SANITIZER IS

THE FIRSTHAND SANITIZER THAT SANITIZES YOUR HAND SANITIZED

HANDS TO KEEP THEM HAND SANITIZER FREE

SIMPLY USE OUR HAND SANITIZER AS NORMAL, KEEPING IN MIND THAT

EXPOSURE TO METHANOL CAN LEAD TO NAUSEA, VOMITED, BLURRED

VISION OR DEATH, THEN WASH AWAY THE HAND SANITIZER WITH OUR

SANITIZER SANITIZER BEFORE YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM TOTALLY SHUTS

DOWN HA‐HA.

SO EASY. IT WILL ALMOST BE LIKE WE

DIDN'T TRY TO KILL YOU WITH SOMETHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO

KEEP YOU SAFE. WHEN YOU ARE DONE JUST THROW

BOTH BOTTLES INTO A HAZARDOUS WASTE CONTAINER, BURN IT AND

THEN THROW THE ASHES IN THE OCEAN.

TA‐DA! CLEANSIER HAND SANITIZER

SANITIZER KEEPS SANITIZING UNTIL ALL THE SANITIZER IS

SANITIZED. >> Jimmy: JUST ORDERED IT ON

AMAZON [ CLEARS THROAT

WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL DOWN IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA

THEY HELD A TOWN HALL TO TALK ABOUT A NEW MASK MANDATE

A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP TO

SPEAK AGAINST IT AND WHAT THEY SAID WAS PRETTY ‐‐ WELL, JUST WATCH.

SOMEBODY TO WEAR A MASK KNOWING THAT THAT MASK IS KILLING

PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT

ARE OBEYING THE DEVIL'S LAWS ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED

>> KEEP TAKING THE ROAD OF LEAST RESISTANCE

KEEP LISTENING TO THE TV BRAINWASHING YOU FROM BIRTH.

>> AND THEY WANT TO THROW GOD'S WONDERFUL BREATHING SYSTEM OUT

THE DOOR YOU ARE ALL TURNING YOUR BACKS

ON IT. >> DOCTOR, I REALLY HAVE MANY

QUESTION MARKS ABOUT YOUR DEGREES AND WHAT YOU REALLY

KNOW AND I WOULD ASK SUGGESTIVELY

THAT YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET EDUCATED

>> Jimmy: IF YOU THINK THAT IS UPSETTING, TRUMP JUST PUT THEM

IN CHARGE OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE

SO THAT'S RIGHT

NOT ONLY IS THE CLIP VIRAL BUT SO ARE THE PEOPLE.

THAT WAS LIKE A DRAMATIC READING OF YOUR UNCLE'S

FACEBOOK POSTS [ LAUGHTER ]

THIS ONE I LIKE. THIS IS THE ONE.

FINALLY, CITY OFFICIALS WERE LIKE, ARE YOU HEAR FOR BATH

SALTS ANONYMOUS? BECAUSE THAT IS DOWN THE HALL.

[ LAUGHTER ] BATH SALTS ANONYMOUS, COME ON.

THAT'S NOT A REAL THING. IF YOU WANT TO MEET THESE

PEOPLE IN PERSON I SHOULD ADD THEY WILL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS

AT A RECENTLY PULLED DOWN 5G TOWER

AFTERWARD, FLORIDA OFFICIALS WE LIKE, THAT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF

OUR BETTER MEETINGS, DON'T YOU THINK?

WELL, IT HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE NEW YORK STARTED PHASE 2

OF REOPENING, AND PEOPLE ARE EXCITED THAT OUTDOOR DINING IS

ALLOWED. YEAH

STREETS AND SIDEWALKS ARE FILLED WITH TABLES AND CHAIRS

AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LEAVING YELP REVIEWS ABOUT THEIR

EXPERIENCES. TAKE A LOOK.

THIS ONE SAYS, THE BAKED CHICKEN WAS VERY JUICY PROBABLY

BECAUSE SOMEONE'S WINDOW AIR CONDITIONER WAS DRIPPING ON IT

THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, GREAT SERVICE, BUT IT WAS HARD TO

HEAR THE SPECIALS OVER ALL OF THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS.

THIS ONE SAYS, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DINE AL FRESCO AT

THE PENN STATION HOOTERS [ LAUGHTER ]

AL FRESCO. [ LAUGHTER ]

[ DING ] THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, THERE WAS

A HAIR IN MY FOOD BUT IT WAS MINE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN

A HAIRCUT SINCE FEBRUARY THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, A VERY

SHORT WAIT BUT THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU WAS LEFTOVER BANANA

BREAD. I GET THAT

LASTLY, THIS ONE SAYS, RISKING MY LIFE WAS SO WORTH TWO COORS

LIGHTS AND A PLATE OF JALAPENO POPPERS.

AND FINALLY, GUYS, THERE IS

A LOT OF UNCERTAINTY ABOUT SPORTS BUT THERE IS ONE EVENT THAT IS COMING BACK.

>> THE 146th KENTUCKY DERBY WILL BE HELD ON SEPTEMBER 5th

AND SPECTATORS WILL BE ALLOWED ACCORDING TO THE CHURCHILL

DOWNS RACE TRACK >> Jimmy: FOR FANS IT WILL BE

THE MOST EXCITING TWO MINUTES IN SPORTS FOLLOWED BY THE MOST

BORING TWO WEEKS IN QUARANTINE IN THE MIDST OF THIS

CHALLENGING YEAR THOUGH, I THINK IT WILL BE KIND OF FUN TO

WATCH A MAN IN A SEERSUCKER SUIT THROW UP A MINT JULEP

DON'T YOU THINK? ORGANIZERS SAY THOUGH THAT THEY

WILL TAKE EVERY SAFETY PRECAUTION BEFORE STRAPPING AN

80‐POUND MAN TO A HORSE RUNNING 40 MILES PER HOUR. OKAY.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND ‐‐ I KNOW IT IS NOT YOU, IS IT

LET THEM DO IT HERE IS THE LAST ONE

THE GOOD NEWS IS THE HATS ARE BIG ENOUGH THAT THEY

AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU SOCIAL DISTANCE

THERE YOU GO ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY.

THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE

TONIGHT. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, ONE OF MY

FAVORITE GUESTS, IS ON THE SHOW

REALLY WE HAVE KNOWN HIM SINCE THE LATE 90s ‐‐ EVEN BEFORE

THAT, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A A FRIEND

I LOVE THAT GUY. ALSO, SPEAKING OF GREAT FRIENDS

AND GREAT GUESTS, JOHN LITHGOW IS ON THE SHOW

AND I MIGHT INTRODUCE HIM TO MY DOG, GARY, WHO HE'S PAINTED

A PICTURE FOR. OF

I GUESS IT WAS FOR US. IT WAS OF HER.

AND WE ALSO HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM OZUNA

OZUNA! I LOVE OZUNA

AND MAYBE A LITTLE FUN GAME WITH DEMI LOVATO

THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING. I DON'T KNOW

VERY, VERY EXCITING SHOW VERY, VERY [ DING ] EXCITING

SHOW I DID NOT EVEN LET YOU KNOW

THIS YET I CAVED.

I CAVED. AND I FINALLY JOINED TIKTOK.

I JOINED TIKTOK AND I AM GOING TO POST MY VERY FIRST TIKTOK

VIDEO.

MY VERY FIRST "VIDYA." HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. MY VERY FIRST TIKTOK

♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: IS THIS ‐‐ IS THIS

MY LIFE NOW? POINTING AT LITTLE BOXES AND

SAYING I AM BLUE DABA DEE DABA DIE.

I AM A 45‐YEAR‐OLD MAN WHAT WAS I TRYING TO PROVE BY

JOINING TIKTOK THAT I WAS COOL?

HERE IS THE THING, JIMMY YOU ARE COOL

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WIFE YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL

DAUGHTERS. MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE

A SLIDE IN YOUR HOUSE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP POINTING TOWARDS CAPTIONS AND START POINTING TOWARDS YOUR HEART.

♪ >> Jimmy: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK

TO PLAY A VERY FUN GAME WITH THE ONE AND ONLY DEMI LOVATO

♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY. WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY GOOGLE

TRANSLATE SONGS WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITES.

SHE HAS A NICE PART IN "EUROVISION," WHICH IS ‐‐ TO

WILL FERRELL AND RACHEL MCADAMS

MOVIE ON NETFLIX TOMORROW, JUNE 26th. HERE IS THE GREAT DEMI LOVATO.

I AM HERE WITH DEMI LOVATO >> HELLO

>> Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING

BACK TO THE SHOW DEMI, YOU ARE AN AMAZING SINGER

AND YOU ARE APPEARING IN THE NEW MOVIE, "EUROVISION."

WHICH BY THE WAY, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE IN.

OH, MY GOSH. >> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: I KNOW HOW FUN THAT YOU ARE AND ALL OF THAT STUFF.

AND ‐‐ BUT, MAN, OH, MAN WITH WILL FERRELL, COME ON

I THINK EVERYONE GETS FUNNIER. BUT DUDE, HE WAS MY MOVE THAT I

DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING >> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: IT WAS SO DUMB IT IS SO DUMB, IT MADE ME LAUGH

SO HARD LIKE SOMEONE TOLD YOU, LIKE A COACH TOLD YOU THAT THAT

WAS THE THING TO DO. >> RIGHT

>> Jimmy: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY.

>> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAD SO MUCH FUN SHOOTING IT.

>> Jimmy: GOSH WELL, ANYWAYS, OBVIOUSLY, WE

HAVE SUNG ON THE SHOW BEFORE I ALWAYS LOVED HEARING YOUR

VOICE. BUT I WANT TO DO A FUN GAME

WITH YOU TONIGHT AND I WANTED TO SING SOME SONGS

WITH YOU BUT HERE IS THE CATCH.

TO MIX THINGS UP, WE FED THESE SONGS INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE.

SO I HAVE A BUNCH OF RANDOM SONGS, AND WE PUT THEM THROUGH

GOOGLE TRANSLATE, SO WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM JUMBLED LYRICS

RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR GOOGLE TRANSLATE

SONGS. ♪

SO IF YOU'VE EVER USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU KNOW IT IS NOT

ALWAYS PERFECT FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TRANSLATED TO

RUSSIAN AND BACK, "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON,"

BECOMES "STARRING SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON, STARRING."

SO WE DID THE SAME THING WITH SONG LYRICS.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS ONLINE, IT'S SUPER FUN. SO

DEMI, IF YOU DON'T MIND, YOU WILL GO FIRST AND YOU WILL BE

SINGING THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE VERSION OF "WALKING ON

SUNSHINE," WHICH IS NOW CALLED, "NOW MOM'S IN THE SUN NOW.

YOU READY? >> I'M READY

>> Jimmy: LET'S START THE MUSIC.

♪ ♪ THERE WAS A TIM

THAT BEES LOVE ME AND THOUGHT

I COULD GRIND ♪ ♪ AND I WILL NO

WAIT FOR YOU T HIT THE SU

WITH A DOOR ♪ ♪ I WILL CONGRATULATE YOU

ON GRASPING E‐MAIL ♪ ♪ I CANNOT WAIT

TO WRITE ON YO WHEN YOU FINALLY MOVE ♪

♪ NOW MOM'S I THE SUN NOW, WATER

NOW MOM'S IN THE SUN NOW, WATER ♪

♪ NOW MOM'S I THE SUN NOW, WATER

THE QUALITY'S POOR ♪ >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

THANK YOU FOR THAT >> THAT WAS SO FUN

YEAH, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT

IT IS MY TURN. AND I WILL BE PERFORMING THE

GOOGLE TRANSLATED VERSION OF "SOMEONE YOU LOVED" BY

LEWIS CAPALDI, I LOVE THAT SONG

NOW IT IS CALLED "ALL MY FAVORITE CARPETS."

WHAT ♪

♪ PLEASE COMMENT THAT THIS IS TOO SIMILA

I HOPE I GOT EXCITED ABOUT HAVING MY OUCH ♪

♪ I LOST HIS BLOO DURING THE DUS

PLEASE TRY TO MAKE I INTO MY SECTION ♪

♪ I HIT MY BUTLER ROLLED UP MY CARPET ♪

♪ I'LL LET YOU TAKE A LOOK AT AL

OF MY CARPETS ♪ >> OH, BRAVO

BRAVO. YES.

>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU YOU ARE TOO NICE

ALL RIGHT, IT IS YOUR TURN AGAIN FOR THIS LAST ROUND.

YOU WILL BE SINGING THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE VERSION OF ONE OF

YOUR OWN HITS WHICH I LOVE, SORRY, NOT SORRY

WHICH, WHEN TRANSLATED, IT IS CALLED "APOLOGIZE TO MY

INFANT." WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

♪ NOW I LIED TO MY DO AND MY CHILD IS THE WORS

YOU'RE WATCHING THE SEX TIME AND I DON'T WHERE IT IS ♪

♪ AND I WOULD LIK TO MAKE IT MOR

AGREEABLE BUT NO ♪ ♪ I WILL APOLOGIZ

TO MY INFANT I WILL APOLOGIZE

TO MY INFANT ♪ ♪ FEELING SIC

WHEN YOU FEEL SICK I KNEW THAT YOU'RE

STANDING ON TOP OF ME ♪ ♪ I WILL APOLOGIZ

TO MY INFANT I WILL APOLOGIZE

TO MY INFANT ♪ ♪ I WAS AFFECTED BY

THE TWISTING OF BOARDS I THINK IT'S HOT

WHEN I'M ON FIRE ♪ >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HOT WHEN YOU

ARE ON FIRE. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy:

THAT WAS AWESOME THANK YOU DEMI LOVATO.

CHECK HER OUT IN THE NEW MOVIE "EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE

STORY OF FIRE SAGA" STREAMING ON NETFLIX JUNE 26th

YOU ARE THE BEST BUD THANK YOU. >> YOU ARE THE BEST

SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: GOSH, I LOVE DEMI.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHAQUILLE O'NEAL WHO I ALSO

LOVE COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK

EVERYBODY. THIS NEXT GUY IS AN NBA LEGEND,

OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER, A A HALL OF FAMER, ALL‐STAR AND

JUST ALL AROUND GREAT, GREAT HUMAN.

HE'S DOING THIS THING THIS SATURDAY

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO GREAT THINGS

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS IT'S CALLED "SHAQ'S FUN HOUSE

VS. GRONK BEACH. tHAT'S RIGHT, ROB GRONKOWSKI

VS. SHAQ IT'S AWESOME

HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE AND ON MY SHOW

I LOVE SEEING YOU, MAN I WISH I COULD SEE YOU IN

PERSON YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ONE OF MY

FAVORITE GUESTS. ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

>> I KNOW YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME THOUGH. YOU GOT ME

YOU'RE PLAYING MUSIC FOR WHITE PEOPLE

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GOD.

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER, I FELL FOR IT AND I STARTED TO DANCING

TO EVERY SINGLE ‐‐ I KNEW EVERY WORD TO EVERY ONE

OF THEM. SO MAD, I WAS SO MAD YOU DID

THAT YOU GOT ME, MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU READY FOR THIS

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS

THAT'S ANOTHER WHITE PERSON ONE TOO, RIGHT

>> NO. OH YEAH, Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

♪ >> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD

DO ONE DAY, READY FOR THIS IT'S CALLED THE DJ SYNC.

OKAY, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M DJING, BUT REALLY BEHIND THE

CURTAIN YOU'RE LIKE "WIZARD OF OZ" BEHIND THE CURTAIN

YOU'RE THE ONE DJING FOR ALL OF THESE PEOPLE

>> LET'S DO IT >> Jimmy: LIKE A "WIZARD OF OZ"

FEST YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ‐

YOU THINK IT'S ME THE WHOLE TIME

I'M LIKE, "BY THE WAY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DJ.

IT'S SHAQ. >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT

I'M DOWN >> Jimmy: LAST TIME I THINK I

HAD YOU ON THE SHOW WAS JANUARY AND THEN TWO AND A HALF MONTHS

LATER, WOW WHAT A DIFFERENT WORLD

>> YEAH. A DIFFERENT WORLD, YOU KNOW,

THE COVID. YOU KNOW, IF ANYONE'S FAMILY

HAS BEEN AFFECTED BY COVID, I WANT TO SEND OUT MY BEST WISHES

TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF

STUFF GOING ON AND ‐ YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY IT ALL

COMES BACK TO WHERE IT USED TO BE

IT WASN'T PERFECT, YOU KNOW. THERE'S STILL A LOT OF SOCIAL

INJUSTICES GOING ON. BUT I THINK IF WE COULD JUST

CONTINUE TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, AND JUST HAVE CERTAIN

CONVERSATIONS, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE

>> Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR FAMILY, IS EVERYONE OKAY AND SAFE?

>> YEAH, MY FAMILY IS OKAY YOU KNOW, CAN'T COMPLAIN

MOM, BROTHER, SISTERS, CHILDREN, FRIENDS, FAMILY,

EVERYBODY IS FINE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD. EVERYONE'S MISSING SPORTS RIGHT

NOW. DO YOU MISS COMMENTING

DO YOU MISS GETTING IN FIGHTS WITH BARKLEY

>> I DO. I DO MISS SPORTS, YOU KNOW

I SAID EARLIER, YOU KNOW, THE GENERAL AND I, WE'RE DOING THAT

PARTY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT THERE'S TWO THINGS THAT ALWAYS

BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON.

THAT'S SPORTS AND MUSIC. AT A FESTIVAL, YOU CAN BE

SITTING NEXT TO A GUY THAT'S A A DIFFERENT COLOR, A DIFFERENT

RACE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, BUT Y'ALL ARE

JAMMING. YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

WHICH PROMPTS YOU TO GO, "HEY BROTHER, HOW YOU DOING

HEY SIR, HOW YOU DOING?" NOW WE HAVE DIALOGUE

NOW WE HAVE RESPECT. NOW WE CAN, YOU KNOW, GET TO

KNOW EACH OTHER. AND SPORTS DOES THE SAME THING

I DIDN'T, WHEN I ‐ I DIDN'T PROBABLY INTERACT WITH

MY FIRST WHITE GUY UNTIL I WENT TO GERMANY

I'M FROM THE PROJECTS. I WENT TO MILITARY SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, WE SEE THEM, BUT WE DON'T EVER REALLY INTERACT WITH

THEM WHEN I STARTED TO PLAY SPORTS

THEN I REALIZED THAT, HEY. OKAY

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE DIFFERENT, BUT WE HAVE

THE SAME VIEWS ON THINGS YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU.

I RESPECT YOU. YOU KNOW, I'M VERY SUCCESSFUL,

BUT I DIDN'T DO IT ALL BY MYSELF

I'VE HAD A LOT OF TEAMMATES AND WE ARE FORCED TO COME TOGETHER

FOR THE COMMON CAUSE OF WINNING.

AND IF AMERICA CAN USE THE SPORTS MODEL, WE'RE FORCED TO

BE TOGETHER, FORCED TO LIVE TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON CAUSE

OF PEACE, THE WORLD WOULD BE A A BETTER PLACE

SO ‐ >> Jimmy: WELL SAID.

>> YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT IS A GREAT THING.

>> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT THEY ARE MAKING ‐‐ OR THEY'RE WORKING ON

A KOBE DOCUMENTARY THAT'S SIMILAR TO "THE LAST DANCE."

AND I KNOW THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY KNEW HIM REALLY WELL

I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED TO YOU THAT MUCH SINCE THAT

CAUSE IT WAS SO FRESH, YOU KNOW

BUT I KNOW YOU MISS HIM. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME

YOU MET KOBE >> ACTUALLY KOBE REMINDED ME OF

THIS STORY I WAS IN ORLANDO

AND HIM AND HIS FAMILY CAME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

AND HE ASKED PENNY FOR AN AUTOGRAPH AND I GUESS PENNY

KIND OF BLEW HIM OFF OR WHATEVER

I'M NOT SURE I DON'T KNOW

BUT THIS IS WHAT KOBE WAS TELLING ME

HE SAID HE CAME UP TO ME AND I WAS REAL NICE TO HIM

I NEVER KNEW THAT UNTIL ONE DAY HE TOLD ME

HE WAS LIKE, "YOU REMEMBER ME? I WAS LIKE, "NO.

HE WAS LIKE, "I CAME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

I WAS LIKE, "OH YEAH, THAT WAS YOU.

WHAT I REALIZED AND LOVED ABOUT HIM EARLY ON WAS THAT HE WANTED

THE SPOT HE WANTED TO BE THE BEST

KOBE AND MYSELF, WE PROBABLTY COULD HAVE GOT ONE OR TWO ON

OUR OWN. BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR

BRIAN SHAW, RICK FOX, BIG SHOT BOB, THE GUYS THAT I CALL THE

OTHERS, I DEFINETLY WOULDN'T HAVE FOUR.

FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR SHOW, YOU'RE LARRY BIRD, BUT YOU GOT THE

ROOTS, YOU GOT MAGIC JOHNSON, YOU GOT JORDAN, YOU HAVE

BARKLEY. THAT'S WHY YOUR SHOW IS LIKE

ONE OF THE ‐‐ IF NOT THE TOP SHOW OUT THERE, AND YOU'VE BEEN

DOING IT FOR A LONG TIME AND I REMEMBER I MET YOU IN

BEVERLEY HILLS IN THE ELEVATOR WITH YOUR LOVELY PARENTS

YOU WERE LIKE, "SHAQ, I GOT A SECRET

I GOT TELL SOMEBODY. DON'T TELL NOBODY.

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?" AND YOU TOLD ME THE ANNOUNCEMENT, AND I

WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU CAUSE YOU HAD A BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE

AND I KNEW YOUR CAREER CAUSE I HAD BEEN TO A COUPLE OF YOUR

SHOWS. I'VE SEEN YOU.

I NEVER WANTED TO BOTHER YOU, BUT I KNEW THAT WHEN YOU TOOK

OVER THE SHOW, I KNEW THAT YOU WAS GONNA WIN MULTIPLE

CHAMPIONSHIPS. BUT WHAT I WANT PEOPLE TO GET

OUT OF IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY HEAR, WHAT YOU

SEE, IT WAS ALL IN THE INTEREST OF WINNING

AND IF I HAD IT ALL OVER TO DO IT AGAIN, I'D DO IT THE SAME

WAY. >> Jimmy GOOD.

>> I ALWAYS RESPECTED THE KID AND HE ALWAYS RESPECTED ME

I'M LEARNING FROM THIS NOW BECAUSE SHORTLY BEFORE KOBE

PASSED AWAY, MY SISTER PASSED AWAY

SO YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN REALLY TOUGH FOR ME

SO, I WANT TO URGE EVERYBODY OUT THERE, IF YOU WANT TO SAY

SOMETHING TO ANYBODY, DON'T WAIT

I DON'T CARE IF YOU EVER HAD ARGUMENTS OR IF YOU LOVE THEM,

IF YOU MISS. IF YOU MISS THEM PICK UP YOUR

PHONE AND TELL THEM YOU MISS THEM RIGHT THEN.

IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THEM, MAKE SURE YOU CALL THEM RIGHT

AWAY CAUSE I WOULD LOVE NOW TO EVEN

CALL HIM AND SAY, "KOBE, I'M GOING TO POST A PICTURE OF US

WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP 20 YEARS AGO

DO YOU BELIEVE WE'RE THAT OLD? LIKE, I CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

AND WE NEVER REALLY TALKED ON THE PHONE A LOT.

CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE AS PLAYERS ARE

WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, BUT WE HAVE OTHER

LIVES. WE HAVE WIVES WE HAVE CHILDREN

WE HAVE BUSINESSES SO WE SPEND MORE TIME ON THAT.

BUT HE DID A GREAT JOB OF KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH MY KIDS.

YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS SWEET TO HIS KIDS, AND I'LL ALWAYS BE

SWEET TO HIS KIDS. BUT YOU KNOW, I JUST WISH I

COULD HAVE SAID AT LEAST, "HI. OR, "YOU MISSED ME, I WAS WIDE

OPEN." OR, "HEY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW

TO SHOOT FREE THROWS." OR, "HEY, YOU GOT FIVE

I GOT FOUR SHOULD I COME BACK THIS YEAR

AND PLAY WITH LeBRON." LIKE, JUST TO ‐‐

YOU KNOW JUST SHOOT THE BREEZE AND THAT' MY ONLY REGRET, AND

SAME THING WITH MY SISTER. I DIDN'T REALLY GET TO SPEND A

A LOT OF TIME WITH HER, YOU KNOW, I WAS WORKING AND TRYING

TO PROVIDE FOR THE FAMILY. BUT IT JUST HAUNTS ME EVERY DAY

THAT I COULDN'T EXPRESS MY LAST FEELINGS TOWARDS HER

SO YEAH, PEOPLE OUT THERE LISTENING OR WATCHING, IF YOU

WANT TO CALL AND TALK TO SOMEBODY, DO NOT WAIT.

>> Jimmy: MORE WITH SHAQ WHEN WE COME BACK

♪

>> Jimmy: HERE IS MORE OF MY CONVERSATION WITH SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SHAQ'S FUN HOUSE VS. GRONK

BEACH. YOU GUYS GOING HEAD‐TO‐HEAD.

ALL OF THESE CHALLENGES. IT'S GONNA BE SUPER FUN.

BUT IT'S RAISING A LOT OF ‐‐ MONEY AND ‐‐ FOR CHARITY

AND ‐‐ DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT AND HOW YOU GOT INVOLVED

IN GENERAL AND ‐ >> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THERE'S ‐ YOU KNOW MORE PEOPLE THAT NEED

AFFORDABLE INSURANCE THAN THERE ARE SPOILED RICH GUYS LIKE ME

AND YOU. BUT ANYWAY, THE GENERAL AND I,

WE SAID OKAY WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING BIG TO

ENLIGHTEN PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.

SO, YOU KNOW, GRONK, YOU KNOW, WE ARE GOING TO RAISE MONEY FOR

SOCIAL INJUSTICES AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE MONEY TO THE NAACP,

THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB. WE JUST, YOU KNOW, WE WANNA

URGE PEOPLE, LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK AND LET'S HAVE FUN

AND I'M BRINGING MY FIANCE TO THE EVENT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HER NAME

>> Jimmy: YES. ♪

I GOT IT ROSANNA.

>> YES ♪

[ JIMMY STUTTERING ] >> YES

♪ I'MA BRING MY GIRLFRIEN TO ‐

ROSANNA ♪ >> Jimmy: I GOT SOME TRIVIA

THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW >> WHAT?

>> Jimmy: WHAT OTHER SONG DID SHE INSPIRE.

IT'S ROSANNA ARQUETTE. >> I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: "IN YOUR EYES,"

PETER GABRIEL. >> OH.

I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: SHE'S MAGIC.

>> I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE >> Jimmy: SHE'S MAGIC.

>> SHE IS MAGIC. I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE.

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE THOUGH ♪

>> Jimmy: "ROCK YOU LIKE A A HURRICANE.

♪ HERE I AM ♪ >> SO YOU KNOW EVERY SONG.

>> Jimmy: I'LL BE DANCING, BUT DUDE, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ME

YOU GOT ME WHAT ARE THE CHALLENGES YOU ARE

GONNA GO AGAINST GRONK WITH? >> I THINK WE ARE GOING WITH A

A WING CHANGE. WE'RE PLAYING A GAME OF

H‐O‐R‐S‐E. >> Jimmy: WINGS YOU GOT, 'CAUSE

YOU GOT ‐‐ BIG CHICKEN SHAQ. >> YEAH, BIG CHICKEN SHAQ.

SO YES, WE'LL DO SOME BIG CHICKEN SHAQ

>> Jimmy: YOU GOT THAT YOU'D BEAT HIM AT THAT

>> AND THE COMPETITION THAT I STILL OWE YOU ONE 'CAUSE LAST

TIME YOU BEAT ME AT THIS COMPETITION.

THE LIP SYNC BATTLE. I STILL OWE YOU.

YES. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE GOOD

THOUGH YOU WERE GOOD THOUGH

YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE DOING THE LIP SYNC

BATTLE WITH GRONK? >> YEAH, I'M DOING LIP SYNC

BATTLE >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY

WITH YOU AND SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY.

KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND KEEP MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY

AND MAKING PEOPLE FEEL ‐‐ MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER

PLACE, MAN YOU ARE ONE IN A MILLION, BUD.

>> ALL RIGHT, BRO. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU AGAIN FOR

THIS I APPRECIATE IT.

>> NO PROBLEM. ♪

>> Jimmy: STICK AROUND FOR JOHN LITHGOW. WE WILL BE RIGHT

BACK EVERYBODY ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES

HE IS AN EMMY, TONY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER.

HE'S AN AUTHOR HE'S JUST ‐‐ MAN

JACK OF ALL ‐‐ HE'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE

I KNOW HE'S ONE OF YOUR ALL‐TIME FAVORITES

ME TOO ME TOO

WE LOVE HIM. I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.

HE'S JUST IN THIS NEW "PERRY MASON" REMAKE THAT'S ON

HBO. THAT'S THE BIGGEST DEBUT IN TWO

YEARS ON HBO HERE IS MY CONVERSATION WITH THE GREAT JOHN LITHGOW

>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS GUY >> JIMMY

HOW'S IT ‐‐ HOME WITH JIMMY. HOW ARE YOU?

GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD.

COME ON. I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

>> OH, I HAVE BEEN SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

>> THERE'S SOMEBODY I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU THAT'S REALLY

WANTED TO MEET YOU FOR A LONG TIME

>> OH, IS IT GARY? >> Jimmy: YES!

GARY >> YES, LET ME SEE HIM

OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: UP, UP, GET UP

COME ON. YEAH

>> I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM HER.

>> Jimmy: THIS IS HER. THIS IS GARY

>> OH GOD, SHE'S GORGEOUS. SUCH A GENTLE SOUL

WONDERFUL. DOES SHE MAKE MANY APPEARANCES

WHILE YOU ARE AT HOME? >> Jimmy: SHE MADE A COUPLE AND

IT KIND OF WENT TO HER HEAD A LITTLE BIT

SHE GOT REALLY ‐ >> A DIVA?

>> Jimmy: YEAH TOTAL DIVA

BUT SHE ALREADY HAS A PAINTING BY YOU ON OUR WALL

>> I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT SPOILS HER

YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GARY.

YOU CAN GO NOW YOU CAN GO

GOOD JOB >> HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS NOW

>> Jimmy: WINNIE IS SEVEN ‐‐ WINNIE IS SIX ABOUT TO BE SEVEN

NEXT MONTH, AND FRANNY IS FIVE THEY'RE REALLY CUTE.

THEY'RE REALLY CUTE. YEAH ‐‐ IT'S THE BEST THING IN

THE WORLD. AND ARE YOU ABOUT TO BECOME

A GRANDFATHER AGAIN? >> WELL, A THIRD TIME, YES

MY DAUGHTER IS ABOUT TWO WEEKS AWAY

WE JUST SPENT A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN TUCSON HELPING HER FEATHER

THE NEST IT WAS GREAT

>> Jimmy: I AM SENDING HER A A BOOK

>> OH, GREAT HOW WONDERFUL.

>> Jimmy: SHE'LL HAVE IT ‐ SHE'LL HAVE IT ‐‐ SHE'LL HAVE

IT BY NEXT WEEK. SHE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE ‐

>> WONDERFUL >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S THE BEST

YOU MUST BE THE BEST GRANDFATHER.

>> MY OLDER GRAND KIDS ARE NOW 12 AND 15.

AND I HAVE BEEN TAKING THEM TO BROADWAY SHOWS THEIR WHOLE

LIVES. AND MORE RECENTLY, I ‐‐ I'VE ‐

I'VE BEEN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LEARNING AT HOME

THEY'RE HOME SCHOOLED DURING THIS TERRIBLE PERIOD

SO THEY GATHERED TOGETHER A GROUP OF FIVE KIDS AND I HAVE

BEEN GIVING THEM WRITING CLASSES.

YOU KNOW, ASSIGNING THEM E. B. WHITE AND GEORGE ORWELL

"ANIMAL FARM" AND ‐‐ >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> YOU KNOW, TAKE ‐‐ HAVING THEM WRITE LITTLE ESSAYS AND

MARKING UP THEIR ESSAYS. THEY RANGE IN AGE FROM 8 TO 15

>> SPEAKING OF WRITING, I THINK THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE

SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR BOOK THAT ENDED UP BEING A SMASH

HIT. >> IT DEBUTED AT NUMBER THREE

ON THE "NEW YORK TIMES" NON‐FICTION BEST SELLER LIST

BETWEEN ROMAN PHARAOH AND RACHEL MADDOW.

HOW 'BOUT THAT [ LAUGHTER ]

SO THEY ASKED ME TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE.

I SUBMITTED THE LAST POEM AND THE LAST ILLUSTRATION ON

JUNE 1st >> Jimmy: OH, DO YOU REMEMBER

WHAT THE LAST POEM WAS >> YES

IT'S CALLED "TRUMPTY DUMPTY WANTED A TITLE."

THE TITLE OF THE BOOK IS "TRUMPTY DUMPTY WANTED A CROWN"

AND THAT'S A THREAD THAT GOES THROUGH IT HOW DONALD TRUMP,

BIT BY BIT IS ACTING MORE AND MORE MONARCIC.

>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE COVER OF THIS LOOK LIKE

>> OH, AS A MATTER OF FACT THEY SENT ME AN ADVANCED READER

SAMPLE THIS IS NOT THE BOOK

>> Jimmy: YEP. >> THIS IS ‐‐ BUT IT DOES HAVE

THE TITLE AND THAT'S MY ILLUSTRATION ON THE FRONT.

IF YOU CAN GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT

"TRUMPTY DUMPTY WANTED A A CROWN.

AND THERE HE IS. >> Jimmy: WHEN IS THAT GONNA

COME OUT DO YOU KNOW YET OR NO?

>> THEY JUST ‐‐ ACTUALLY, I HIT ALL OF MY DEADLINES.

SO THEY MOVED UP THE PUBLICATION DATE TO

SEPTEMBER 29th SO I'LL GET ON TV AND RECITE

ALL KINDS OF POEMS FOR YOU AND EVERYBODY.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, HOPEFULLY WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON NOW

WHICH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON

BUT "PERRY MASON" ON HBO >> SO GOOD

SO GOOD. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF IT?

>> Jimmy: YES. THE WORLD SAW IT

IT WAS THE BIGGEST DEBUT IN HBO IN TWO YEARS

>> IT IS SO GOOD IT IS SO GOOD.

AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO YOU CAN IMA ‐‐ I MEAN, YOU LOOK

AT ALL THOSE GREAT ACTORS. ACTING WITH THEM WAS JUST SUCH

A JOY. >> Jimmy: YEAH

AND WAS IT ‐‐ BEING IN L. A. IN THAT PERIOD, THAT TIME PERIOD.

WAS IT THE 30s WHEN WAS THAT.

>> YEAH. YEAH

THESE TWO GREAT WRITERS, ROLIN JONES AND RON FITZGERALD,

THEY TOOK "PERRY MASON," THE CLASSIC 50s CRIME LAW AND ORDER

SERIES AND THEY TOOK IT BACK 20 YEARS TO THE 1930s IN

LOS ANGELES WHEN EARL STANLEY GARDNER ACTUALLY

WROTE THE "PERRY MASON" STORIES.

AND THEY WROTE IT IN THAT MODE AND WE SHOT IT IN LOS ANGELES

IN ‐‐ SORT OF THE ERA OF CHINATOWN AND

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, THAT WONDERFUL FEELING.

BUT THEN THE SENSIBILITY OF THE SERIES TAKES IT FORWARD

50 YEARS I MEAN, HERE'S A ‐‐ HERE IS

A "PERRY MASON" SERIES THAT DEALS WITH RACIAL INJUSTICE AND

POLICE BRUTALITY AND CORRUPTION IN POLICE AND LAW.

AND YET IT HAS THE FEELING OF A WONDERFUL 1930s LIKE CRIME

NOIRE DIRECTED BY SOMEONE LIKE HOWARD HAWKS

IT'S JUST A WONDERFUL SERIES AND MATTHEW RHYS HAS COMPLETELY

REIMAGINED IT. HE SORT OF ERASED THE MEMORY OF

RAYMOND BURR FOREVER >> Jimmy: WELL I SORT OF

FEEL ‐‐ 'CAUSE I KNEW RAYMOND BURR, I KNOW

"PERRY MASON" THE ORIGINAL TV SERIES AND I GO, "OH YEAH.

I TOTALLY ‐‐ AND IT IS LIKE, "OH, NOT QUITE."

THIS IS DARKER >> YOU WATCH THE FIRST TEN

MINUTES OF THIS AND IT IS LIKE JUMPING ON A ROLLER COASTER AND

SAYING, "WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING ON A

A SUBWAY." IT'S JUST GREAT.

>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU.

I WANT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. AND I WANT YOU ON BEFORE THE

BOOK COMES OUT, BECAUSE I NEED TO TLAK TO YOU WHENEVER.

YOU HAVE AN OPEN LINE TO MY ZOOM

WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. I'LL GIVE YOU SOCIAL DISTANCE.

YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE YOU CAN LIVE WITH US

WE WOULD LOVE YOU. >> JIMMY, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO

DO YOUR SHOW I'LL COME TO 30 ROCK WITH

A MASK ON IF YOU WOULD LIKE. >> Jimmy: YES.

>> AND I AM SO DELIGHTED TO FINALLY MEET THE SUBJECT OF MY

ART. GARY

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BYE, BUD

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU

JOHN LITHGOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

A PERFORMANCE BY OZUNA COME ON BACK

♪

>> Jimmy: PERFORMING A MEDLEY OF THE SONGS "CARAMELO" AND "MAMACITA" HERE IS OZUNA

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>> Jimmy: IT'S BEAUTIFUL ♪

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THE SHOW

WE HAVE ANOTHER SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.

WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.

STAY SAFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE