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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪
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♪ It’s Showtime tonight ♪
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[Yassir] Previously
on Black Monday...
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[Dawn screams]
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What if there was
a club just for men?
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Have you never heard
of Just F-O-R Men?
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Hey, girlfriend!
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I am back at the Jammer Group.
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That’s my Keithy!
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Haven’t you felt a little
guilty since the crash?
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- No.
- There’s no Georgina.
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[Blair] All that’s left is
a bunch of pallets of Skants
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that we couldn’t even
give away.
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- It’s a skort.
- It’s Skants.
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[grunts]
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Call me Dede.
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I understand you’re looking
for an investor.
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We have evidence that points
to Blair and Dawn.
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[Mo] Blair is using
Congressman Harris’s
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insider information
to front-run the market.
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You want to finance
my campaign?
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[Ruth] Marcus is head
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of the African American
Scholarship Fund.
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I just don’t think
we are the right firm for you.
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Who else should I trust
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with $30 million dollars’ worth
of our community’s futures?
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[Mo] Our deal
is Blair, not Dawn.
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If I find out
that you’re lying for her,
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you’re all going down.
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[Dawn]
Mo, you call this spooky?
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I specifically asked
for mid-shin,
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and this fog
is ankle deep at best.
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Tonight is TBD’s coming out.
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We have to prove that we can
party with the big boys,
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and this shit,
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this looks like Tito tried to
remake the "Thriller" video.
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Dawnie, no one’s gonna be
paying attention
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to any of these decorations
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when they get a load
of my bitches’ brew.
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’Cause they’re gonna be
miles high.
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[sarcastically] Oh, wow,
nothing says "partying"
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like obscure jazz references.
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Obscure?
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Miles Davis is literally
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all people think of
when they hear the word "jazz."
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Just take a taste.
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Something’s missing.
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- Ta-da.
- Mm, Robitussin.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, you remember
that New Year’s Eve
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we got so ’tussin’d,
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I tried to buy weed
off an undercover police horse?
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[laughs] You had a Robo seizure
during sex.
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Oh, my God, I thought
I was gonna die.
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- Me too.
- [laughs]
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So let me ask you something.
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You, uh, trying to impress
all the clientele...
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or just Marcus?
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Shut up, Mo.
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Hey, don’t worry about it,
Dawnie, okay?
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You’re the second-best boss
this place has ever seen.
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Happy Halloween!
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♪ punchy music ♪
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♪
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[Blair] Well, I did it.
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I got my next big idea.
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I told you, Dawn.
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Sometimes you just
have to have...
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faith.
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- Is that my leather jacket?
- I don’t get the reference.
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[scoffs]
Reagan is going to announce
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major tariffs against Japan
tomorrow at 7 a.m.
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This is TBD’s chance
to get back in the black
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and "yen" some.
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All we have to do
is short the yen,
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and we’ll make
a fucking killing.
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Yeah, but how can you
be so sure
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that he’s even
gonna do that shit?
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Um,
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I have been analyzing, uh,
foreign currency markets
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and, uh, cross-referencing
geopolitical--
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You stole the info
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from that congressman
you’re blasting.
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Yes, Dawn, I did.
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[mockingly]
Yes, Dawn, he did.
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[laughter]
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Look, I love him,
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but this is bigger than love.
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This is money--so much money--
and he’s never gonna know.
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This is
a fucking brilliant idea.
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You really are a whiz kid.
Do this shit immediately.
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- Thanks, Mo.
- [Mo] Yeah.
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But Dawn, in order to make
a big enough profit
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to really un-Ponzi our asses
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and balance our books
once and for all,
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we’re gonna have to tap in
to your AASF funds
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to leverage all the way up.
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Okay, on second thought,
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using the African American
Scholarship Fund’s cash
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to insider trade on
top-secret stolen information--
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I mean, yikes.
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We should sleep on this.
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Better yet,
let’s black out on it.
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[Blair] No, because the second
word gets out,
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people are gonna jump all over
this and kill the profits.
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- Also, fuck off, Mo.
- [Mo] Wait a minute.
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No, no, no, no, no,
Blair, listen.
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He’s right, though.
All right?
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This is--this is dirty,
even for us.
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Yeah.
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I’ve managed to make
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a good, honest profit
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keeping the AASF money
separate, you know?
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And I’m not about to risk
all those kids’ future.
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Not to mention if the SEC
finds out, we are fucked...
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- Ooh.
- Forever.
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Forever fucked.
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But that’s the best part.
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No one’s ever gonna find out.
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The SEC doesn’t track
Asian markets after 2 a.m.,
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and the only evidence
is gonna be a disc
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in our own record room.
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All we have to do
is trash that disc
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after we make the trade,
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use the windfall
to finance Harris’ campaign,
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then he’ll jam through a fat
AmeriSavings bailout for us,
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and we can go back to being
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the honest, equal-opportunity
firm of the future
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that we promised we would be
after we destroyed Mo.
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No offense, Mo.
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Some taken.
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But in order to do this,
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we have to use
those AASF funds, Dawn.
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- [sighs]
- [Blair] Trust me.
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[quietly]
Oh, God.
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♪ I believe the children
are our future ♪
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[together]
♪ Teach them well ♪
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♪ And let them lead the way ♪
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Dawn, you hate kids.
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[weakly] I do.
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♪ punchy music playing ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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Whoa.
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- Cool sad guy costume.
- [Wayne] Hilarious.
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I’m going home.
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Why should I stay someplace
everyone hates me?
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Nobody hates you.
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You know, just, uh...
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just all the women.
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But come on, my man,
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A sloppy office party
is the perfect night
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to change all that.
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I hate Halloween.
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It’s a stupid, pagan holiday
that celebrates witches,
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which are basically
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chick doctors.
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Anyway, I don’t have
a costume or anything,
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so, like, whatever.
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We can fix that, big guy.
Uh, hold on.
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Um...
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All right, one of
my Coogi sweaters and...
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ooh, a tray of Jell-o shots.
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[as Bill Cosby]
Zip-zop, bippity bop.
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Theo, Denise, Rudy, Vanessa.
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[as self] You are now
America’s favorite dad,
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hero of the black community,
Dr. Bill Cosby.
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He is a super guy.
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- Okay, I’ll stay.
- [Yassir] Yes!
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[door clicks open]
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- Dawn.
- Yeah?
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Are you really gonna do
that shit with the AASF money?
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You used to do all kinds
of shit with everybody’s money.
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The Jammer Group
was founded on shit.
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Besides, you heard him.
No one’s ever gonna know.
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You will.
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Dawn, you are not me or Blair.
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You wanna act
like a tough chick,
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but I know you were all torn up
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about all the people you hurt
on Black Monday.
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Come on.
Don’t let Blair drag you down.
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Fuck.
You’re right.
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Fine, I’ll just--
I’ll tell Blair
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to trade with his own accounts.
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I’m sure it will be
a big enough win
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to hold us over until
we get the bailout.
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Thanks, Momo.
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You know I’m looking out
for you.
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Yeah.
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[soft dramatic music]
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♪
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[phone buzzes]
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Connie, it’s Mo, listen.
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It’s all going down at the TBD
Halloween party tonight,
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and it’s the exact kind
of huge shit
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that you’ve been looking
for so you can leverage Blair
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into a confession, okay?
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You can get him,
and I can get back to my life.
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[Connie]
Finally.
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You know, Mo, for what
it’s worth, I’m happy for you.
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Believe it or not,
I want you to be free.
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Aw, Connie.
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And I want you
to go fuck yourself.
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[phone beeps]
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[Waylon]
Let me guess, Aisha,
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you’re not coming
to dinner with my folks.
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Babe, I can finish
this case tonight.
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[as Prince Akeem]
Let’s fucking party!
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♪ I’m kicking into overdrive ♪
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♪ Gonna leave it all behind ♪
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- [laughs]
- Hi.
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- Whoo.
- Oh.
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Hey, how are you?
Are you okay?
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You’ve been here for,
like, ten seconds
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and you’re already wasted.
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Well, I’ve been drinking
since my morning meetings...
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- yesterday.
- Meetings?
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Finally brought my Pfaffshion
samples around town.
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Well, how did it go?
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It was terrible, you idiot.
Sorry.
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It’s just no one wants denim
on their glasses.
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Who am I kidding?
I’m not a fashion designer.
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I don’t know what I am.
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I’m having
a quarter-life crisis.
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Well, I don’t know
if you’re gonna make it
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- into your 130s, baber.
- Exactly, life is short.
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Hey, hey, what
did I promise you
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the night I proposed
this partnership?
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I swore to you
that we would be
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the biggest power couple
in New York, nay,
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the world, and we are
about to be after tonight
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as long as we
keep working together.
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Tiff, you don’t
have to be anything
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except Mrs. Pfaff.
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You’re Mrs. Pfaff.
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- Enjoy it, babe.
- Blair.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, uh, Tiff,
this is Congressman Harris
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and his daughter, I think.
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[laughter]
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No, this is his wife, Corkie.
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It’s nice to meet you, Tiff.
Blair.
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Uh, it’s nice to meet you both.
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That’s a great costume.
Let me guess.
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You are Huey Lewis
from Back to the Future.
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Nope,
I’m a fourth grade teacher.
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So lame, right?
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- Yeah, ’cause you are a--
- A high school teacher.
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Oh.
252
00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,538
Blair, before we party,
I really need to discuss
253
00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,606
some business
with you, privately.
254
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:31,144
I--I need to handle
a big piece of your business.
255
00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,412
My business is urgent.
256
00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,678
Oh, you can’t wait
to do business?
257
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,383
Well, let’s do it in my office.
258
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,118
Come on, now, Dada.
259
00:08:39,183 --> 00:08:40,919
Please don’t leave me alone
at another party
260
00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:42,388
while you go off with the boys.
261
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,789
Hey, let--let him go.
You know what?
262
00:08:44,856 --> 00:08:46,658
If Blair does business
with the Congressman
263
00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:48,159
the way he used to with me,
they’ll be back
264
00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:50,296
- before you know it.
- Ouch.
265
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,665
♪
266
00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:56,735
Come on, we can make
our own fun.
267
00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,105
Want a drink?
268
00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,904
Oh, no.
I don’t drink.
269
00:08:59,971 --> 00:09:01,273
Do you like to watch?
270
00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:04,144
♪
271
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,144
- [giggles]
- Oh, my gosh.
272
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,278
Whoo!
273
00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:10,115
[drum beating]
274
00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:13,119
[jazzy music]
275
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:18,190
♪
276
00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,004
[Keith]
Feed me!
277
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,173
God damn it, Keith.
What do you want?
278
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,673
Info--all of it.
279
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,311
I don’t have any info--
what is that smell?
280
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,946
Ugh, someone peed on me.
281
00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:41,547
Look, I know something big
is going down tonight.
282
00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,215
Is it a trade or a deal--what?
283
00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:46,217
Only thing going down
tonight is my boogie.
284
00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:49,322
Tell me or I’m gonna tell
Dawn and Blair it was you
285
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,456
who blew up
their bank deal
286
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,724
by blowing up AmeriSavings.
287
00:09:51,789 --> 00:09:55,994
The same AmeriSavings blowup
that you were a part of?
288
00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,296
[together]
What are you doing here?
289
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,399
Who are you working for?
290
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:02,835
[pop music plays]
291
00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,169
[cheering, indistinct speech]
292
00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,605
- Really?
- What?
293
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,539
- Whoa, cool costume.
- Get the fuck out of my face.
294
00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:09,975
Whoa. Ow!
295
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,879
Aw, your highness,
I am so glad you could make it.
296
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,148
[as Akeem] I wouldn’t miss it,
your flyness.
297
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,549
You look amazing.
298
00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:20,219
Would it be inappropriate
if I asked you--
299
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,721
To dance.
300
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,690
To dance--yeah, I asked first,
so, you know, there it is.
301
00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:24,889
I’m pretty sure I just did.
302
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:25,991
[Mo] Uh, you didn’t hear
me just say it?
303
00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,125
I believe
I was about to do this.
304
00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,894
- [Mo] No, I just asked--
- Must be nice.
305
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,028
Yeah.
306
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,365
So if you don’t drink,
what do you do
307
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:35,868
with yourself when your
husband’s off doing business?
308
00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:39,038
♪
309
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,038
- These help.
- Ooh.
310
00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:43,209
- May I?
- Oh, yes, please.
311
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,476
Yeah, those are--
312
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,011
Valium, dexies, benzo fury.
What’s that one?
313
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,681
Giraffe laxative.
314
00:10:48,746 --> 00:10:51,783
- For your figure?
- You ever seen a fat giraffe?
315
00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,086
- You really know your pills.
- So do you.
316
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,422
Mother’s little helper--
is what my mom called me
317
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,456
when I’d go fetch her pills.
318
00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,225
You know, maybe I will
have some punch.
319
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,594
I mean,
Jesus drank wine, right?
320
00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:05,096
Yes, and I think there’s--
oop--wine in this.
321
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,899
Give her a try.
322
00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,434
Ooh, don’t mind if I do.
Eenie, meenie, minie.
323
00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:11,336
[gulps]
324
00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,538
- [laughter]
- Cheers.
325
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,905
I hope I don’t shit myself
all night.
326
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:15,206
You might.
327
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,243
There’s only one way
to settle this, playboy.
328
00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:18,411
[as Akeem]
Name it and claim it.
329
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,113
How about a dance battle,
Akeem?
330
00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,379
Let’s go, Akeem.
331
00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:22,947
- Was that his accent?
- That is his accent.
332
00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,081
[as Akeem]
No, it’s more like this.
333
00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:25,283
No, that’s what I’m doing,
Akeem.
334
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,186
- No, Akeem, I’m doing it.
- No, Akeem--
335
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,388
[Mo] You’re doing
some broken down thing--
336
00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:29,421
[Marcus] You sound
like Count Dracula.
337
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,788
Where are you
supposed to be from?
338
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,789
I am from Zamunda.
Where are you from?
339
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:32,790
Oh, no, I’m from Zamunda.
340
00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,059
[chuckles]
Zamunda, well--
341
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,394
That’s supposed to be
how you pronounce Zamunda?
342
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,596
- That’s Zamunda?
- That’s Zamunda?
343
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,797
[indistinct arguing]
344
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,899
[muffled music continues]
345
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,903
Oh, you meant actual business.
346
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,307
Just tell me--
is everything okay with TBD?
347
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,475
Yeah, yeah, never better.
Why?
348
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,945
Well, we just shot
a great new spot,
349
00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,312
but when we went
to buy airtime,
350
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,746
we ran into a snag.
351
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,316
The last three checks
that your girl
352
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,950
has sent over
have had mistakes.
353
00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:58,984
Ugh.
354
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,854
One wasn’t signed,
one was dated 1888,
355
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,822
and this is just
a dry cleaning receipt.
356
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,291
Oh, I’ve been looking
for this.
357
00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:08,159
If we don’t get ILM the 500k
we owe them by tomorrow,
358
00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,628
they’re not gonna finish
the visual effects.
359
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,996
You used Industrial Light
and Magic
360
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,331
for your political ad?
361
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,100
Look, it’s gonna be pretty hard
for me to push through
362
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,302
your precious bank bailout
if I’m not a congressman.
363
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,440
How about this?
How about a blank check?
364
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:24,110
You just fill it out
365
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,610
for whatever you need
366
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,647
and cash it
367
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:31,484
whenever, tomorrow.
368
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,519
[DJ] All right, y’all,
gather round, everyone.
369
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,919
Clear the floor
for a dance battle.
370
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:36,923
No, we’re not battling
to "My Prerogative."
371
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,323
Why?
372
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,058
Bet you already got a bunch of
moves worked out to that shit.
373
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,559
What?
Don’t be silly.
374
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,495
[laughs]
Now I know you’re lying.
375
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,496
Everybody’s got a routine
to "My Prerogative."
376
00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:46,965
- [woman] He’s not lying.
- [man] No, they do.
377
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,033
♪ Everybody’s talking ♪
378
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,370
♪ All this stuff about me ♪
379
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,505
♪ Why don’t
they just let me live ♪
380
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,474
♪ Tell me why ♪
381
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,975
♪ I don’t need permission ♪
382
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,711
♪ Make my own decisions ♪
383
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,813
♪ That’s my prerogative ♪
384
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,148
[cheering]
385
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,048
♪ It’s my prerogative ♪
386
00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,517
♪ I can do what I wanna do ♪
387
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,552
- ♪ It’s my ♪
- ♪ It’s my ♪
388
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,854
♪ It’s my ♪
389
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,121
- ♪ It’s my ♪
- ♪ It’s my ♪
390
00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:11,289
[together]
♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪
391
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,359
Yeah, knew it.
392
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,495
I ain’t a fool.
No Bobby.
393
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,828
Fine.
394
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,663
Or you fools could just
not have a dance off.
395
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,399
That’s hilarious, Dawn.
396
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,934
[cheering]
397
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,405
[applause]
398
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,408
That was cool.
399
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,179
I just did that.
400
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,548
[woman]
Oh!
401
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,549
- Check that.
- Wow. Whoo!
402
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,653
[impressed chatter]
403
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:47,659
[cheers and applause]
404
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,196
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
405
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,897
[Mo]
Okay, all right.
406
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,200
- We’ll call it a draw.
- A draw?
407
00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,602
Marcus was tap dancing
on your soul.
408
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,638
Marcus wins.
Everybody!
409
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,740
[crowd chanting]
Marcus, Marcus!
410
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,543
- [Mo] Knock it off, man.
- Marcus, Marcus, Marcus!
411
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,312
You know what?
I’m not worried, playboy.
412
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,779
I’ll get the next one.
413
00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:10,416
[crowd oohs]
414
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,418
[soft pop music plays]
415
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,956
♪
416
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,458
- How bad was it?
- Oh, so embarrassing.
417
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,726
- Jesus.
- Come here.
418
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,128
Ugh.
419
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,398
♪ Darling ♪
420
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:30,436
♪ Show me how to love you ♪
421
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,904
♪
422
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:36,209
♪ I want to do it right ♪
423
00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:39,245
♪ Tell me ♪
424
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,113
♪ Won’t you please ♪
425
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,447
- [Dawn] Momo?
- [Mo] Yeah?
426
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,283
♪ I need you ♪
427
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,684
♪
428
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,754
- I have to pee.
- You what?
429
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,288
♪
430
00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:53,459
♪ No more nights
of being alone ♪
431
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,860
♪
432
00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:59,130
♪ With you by my side ♪
433
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,301
♪ My heart has found
its home ♪
434
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,936
[Connie] Hello, Roland.
435
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,672
Connie--
what are you supposed to be?
436
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,107
Oh, wait, let me guess.
KKK, right?
437
00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:10,975
Yeah, makes sense
from all the black people
438
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,345
- you’ve fucked over.
- I’m a ghost.
439
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,649
And you better watch yourself.
You’re not free yet.
440
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,948
Not until Blair
makes that trade
441
00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:19,149
and you get me that disc
from the record room.
442
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:21,320
And no funny stuff.
My guys are everywhere.
443
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,288
Yeah,
real imaginative costumes.
444
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,990
[man]
Oh, shit, the FBI is here.
445
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,458
Oh, fuck.
446
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:32,331
Uh, Roger, I have something
I need to tell you.
447
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,633
I’ve sort of been...
448
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,100
♪
449
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,536
Hmm.
450
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:40,538
What did you wanna tell me?
451
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,040
♪
452
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,143
That I’m hot for teacher.
453
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,845
[chuckles]
454
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,178
- One blank check coming up.
- [laughs]
455
00:15:48,245 --> 00:15:50,649
You’re welcome, ladies!
456
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,017
♪
457
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,586
♪ There’s something
deep inside you ♪
458
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,153
[woman] Yeah!
Arrest me, officer!
459
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,990
♪ That you don’t
want me to see ♪
460
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:01,860
- Hey, hey, hey--
hey, what the fuck?
461
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:05,398
♪
462
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,865
The fuck is this?
463
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,168
I decided to order up some
tricks to treat these ladies.
464
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,738
Such a double standard.
465
00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,905
Look, they’re
objectifying these men.
466
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,774
[Yassir] Wayne, chill,
it’s just for fun.
467
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,708
It’s bullshit.
[slurps]
468
00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:19,177
♪
469
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,846
Fuck Halloween!
470
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,249
♪
471
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,417
[Yassir] Wayne.
472
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,552
- Oh, yeah!
- A different one.
473
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:28,886
- Excuse me!
- Whoo!
474
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,855
I don’t think that tattoo
is doing
475
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,390
what he thinks it’s doing.
476
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,092
- Whoo!
- Okay, please.
477
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,394
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
478
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:41,267
♪
479
00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:43,268
[door beeps]
480
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,735
♪
481
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:45,703
[Mo] Ugh.
482
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,273
[door beeps]
483
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,042
Good idea.
484
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,147
♪
485
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:57,149
[Blair] Now you can get
whatever you need,
486
00:16:57,215 --> 00:17:00,552
and I can get
whatever I need.
487
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,456
Not here,
it’s too risky.
488
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,258
Okay.
489
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,759
I know the perfect spot.
490
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:08,961
All right.
491
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,065
[moaning, laughter]
492
00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:15,099
I gotta be honest,
when you came back...
493
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,135
[both chuckle]
494
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:18,971
I was like, "here we go again."
495
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,241
Mo’ Mo, mo’ problems,
but you’ve really changed.
496
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,777
You know, you’re different.
497
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,579
[both moaning]
498
00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:30,616
Hold up.
I got you a gift.
499
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,417
Ah, Church’s Chicken.
500
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,752
[laughs]
501
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:36,788
Don’t think I forgot
it was just your birthday.
502
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,156
I can’t believe
you didn’t throw yourself
503
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,991
a big party to not show up to.
504
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,660
[laughs]
505
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,497
Uh, I told you, really,
I’m done with that stuff.
506
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:51,336
Wow, humble, coke-free.
507
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,471
- [chuckles]
- Who are you?
508
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,472
[dramatic music]
509
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:55,574
[chuckles]
510
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,981
- Oh, yeah, um...
- What?
511
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,182
Just, um,
512
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,483
remind me
to destroy that disc
513
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:09,321
at, like, 2:15 after Blair
executes the trade.
514
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,057
I don’t wanna go to jail
’cause I fell into a sex coma.
515
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:16,661
[chuckles]
Um, why would you go to jail
516
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,997
if Blair’s doing
this whole thing by himself?
517
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,030
Oh, stop talking.
518
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,567
Wait a minute,
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
519
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,537
Did Blair convince you to use
those AASF funds after all?
520
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,104
Are you being serious
right now?
521
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,839
- Yeah.
- Yes.
522
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,508
But he didn’t convince me.
523
00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:30,942
I reassessed the trade,
524
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,144
and we’re gonna
pull the trigger.
525
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,479
It’s worth the risk.
526
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,878
Why do I always
have to be the moral one?
527
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,682
Come on, konnichi wa, bitches.
Now come on.
528
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,183
Are we doing this or not?
529
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,519
Dawn, I told you to trust me.
530
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:42,386
And why the fuck
would I do that, huh?
531
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,690
After all the times that you
fucked me over in the past?
532
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,692
Here I am trying
to throw you a bone,
533
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,027
and you’re bitching
about a trade?
534
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,729
You’re throwing me a bone?
535
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,199
Bruh, I’m trying
to christen the server room.
536
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,335
[sighs]
I--
537
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,002
- Sorry, I--
- Really?
538
00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:01,006
[upbeat music]
539
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:06,044
♪
540
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,184
[door beeps]
541
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:17,256
♪
542
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,724
[Keith] Okay.
543
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,192
♪
544
00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,193
Locked? Damn it!
545
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,230
Oh, fuck the keypad.
546
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,031
Four-digit code?
How many combos can there be?
547
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,334
One, one, one, one.
Ugh.
548
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,038
One, one, one, two.
549
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,038
[keypad beeping]
550
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,573
[Keith gasps]
Uh...
551
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,208
Okay, ah, uh.
552
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,308
[grunts]
553
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,278
[Connie]
Whoa, what the hell?
554
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,714
Hey, I was just
looking for you, boo.
555
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,849
[laughs]
Get it--boo?
556
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:45,951
Ha-ha-ha.
557
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:46,951
Shouldn’t you be
in the server room
558
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,287
so you can grab the disc?
559
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,221
Oh, uh, turns out I was wrong.
560
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,257
No trade going down tonight,
so you guys can go.
561
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,893
- Good job anyway.
- Really?
562
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,125
So Blair’s not
shorting the yen
563
00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:56,927
based on insider information?
564
00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:58,096
How’d you know that?
565
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,098
We planted that bullshit
on the Congressman
566
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,633
knowing Blair
would take the bait
567
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,269
Tonight’s our best shot
to grab Blair by the balls
568
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,770
or we might just have to shift
our focus to Dawn.
569
00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:08,906
I told you, okay?
There’s nothing there.
570
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,107
Why don’t you have Keith do it?
571
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,409
I know he’s working
for you guys too.
572
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,644
What?
573
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,112
Keith’s working
for Larry Leighman.
574
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,414
Now go get me evidence
of Blair making that trade
575
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,950
or it’s Dawn’s ass.
576
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:18,951
♪
577
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,854
Why you bald-headed,
roller blading,
578
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,454
coke addict motherfucker.
579
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,624
♪ In the ghetto ♪
580
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:30,729
♪
581
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,598
♪ Stop, point, freeze now ♪
582
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,933
♪ Come on,
get tough on the street ♪
583
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,335
♪ Get tough with the gang ♪
584
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,636
♪ Watch your back,
it’s a hardcore thing ♪
585
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:39,971
♪ In the ghetto ♪
586
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,773
♪ There’s no surprise... ♪
587
00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,106
All right, look, Keith,
588
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,010
let’s let bygones
be bygones, okay?
589
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,644
Why are you talking to a plant?
590
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,779
♪
591
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,148
Oh.
592
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,851
Look, let’s let bygones
be bygones, okay?
593
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,853
I want to let you in
on a top secret trade.
594
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,288
Ooh, feed me.
I’m all ears.
595
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,957
[Keith] Larry, it’s Keith.
596
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,393
Short the yen right now, okay?
597
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,327
Reagan’s dropping
major tariffs on Japan.
598
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:04,528
Hit it big,
599
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,030
and you’ll suck up
all the profit
600
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,666
and fuck over TBD
in the process. Trust me.
601
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:09,733
You done good, Keithy.
602
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,002
- [laughs]
- [Larry] You done good.
603
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:15,473
♪
604
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,509
[laughter]
605
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:19,510
Oh, Tiff,
I had fun with you tonight.
606
00:21:19,577 --> 00:21:21,980
- I did.
- Me too, Corkie.
607
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,882
[laughs]
You’re fun, Corks.
608
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,352
- Yeah. I gotta get up,
- Ugh.
609
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,752
- I feel a little dizzy.
- Me too.
610
00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:30,888
I feel a little dizzy.
Ugh, okay.
611
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,222
We gotta get up.
612
00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:34,058
- Careful.
- Oh, boy.
613
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,661
Are those Skants?
614
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,829
Skirt on the outside,
pants on the underside?
615
00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:39,865
Oh, yes,
but we call them "pirts."
616
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,734
Very popular with all
of my Evangelical friends.
617
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,836
The comfort of pants
with none of the harlotry.
618
00:21:45,903 --> 00:21:47,905
I thought nobody liked those.
619
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,175
I mean, you know,
I have pallets and pallets.
620
00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:52,144
I don’t know what
to do with ’em.
621
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:55,046
’Cause they’re all that’s left
of my family business.
622
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,347
Hey--
623
00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,016
No, sorry to bring
the mood down.
624
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,653
- No, you’re okay.
- It’s been hard.
625
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,087
Oh, wow.
It sure has, hasn’t it?
626
00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,557
It’s just been
a hard time.
627
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:05,557
You know?
628
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,358
[tender pop music]
629
00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,260
[humming]
630
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:11,262
- I just had an idea.
- What?
631
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:15,101
You know, business isn’t
just for the guys anymore.
632
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:18,903
- We should do lady business.
- Ooh.
633
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:19,938
Oh, no.
634
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,473
Sorry.
Y-you meant actual business.
635
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,576
Misread that.
636
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,279
You know what?
Yes, I’m in.
637
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,481
[together]
To lady business!
638
00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:32,384
[laughter]
639
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,319
- No.
- Okay.
640
00:22:36,253 --> 00:22:39,090
- I just love to--
- Fuck.
641
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:40,692
I was gonna say,
"lie here with you,"
642
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,561
- but that too.
- [computer beeps]
643
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,230
- Something wrong?
- What the--
644
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,365
No, I was just gonna make
a trade in a couple minutes.
645
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,300
but it’s already somehow
moving against me.
646
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,336
- [computer beeps]
- Fuck.
647
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:54,807
[keypad beeps]
648
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,141
Fuck.
649
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,313
We’re stuck in here
for 17 minutes?
650
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,279
What the fuck?
651
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:02,580
[keypad beeps]
652
00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:04,481
What trade were you
trying to make?
653
00:23:04,548 --> 00:23:07,685
Uh, just, like,
you know, stocks.
654
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:10,622
[knocking]
655
00:23:12,222 --> 00:23:14,826
Wayne, buddy,
you are not gonna believe this,
656
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,429
but this beautiful woman
is dying to meet you.
657
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:19,865
Wayne Lapotka?
658
00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:23,001
I’ve been wanting
to talk to you all night.
659
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,634
Is this happening?
660
00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:27,872
After all the promises
my ex-wife broke
661
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,307
and all the computers I broke
662
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,509
trying to Weird Science
a replacement for her,
663
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,144
it made me turn on women.
Maybe I was wrong.
664
00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:35,512
Maybe women
aren’t the enemy.
665
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,782
You’ve been served.
666
00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:40,351
[Yassir] Did Just For Men serve
you for stealing their name.
667
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,753
- God damn it.
- Oh, my God!
668
00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:42,855
[Blair knocking]
669
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,455
As long as
we’re stuck in here,
670
00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:47,459
I’ve been dying to show you
the new commercial.
671
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:51,596
[Blair knocks]
Great.
672
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,998
[announcer]
During Roger Harris’ first
673
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:57,301
term in Congress, he chaired
the House Ethics Committee,
674
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:58,702
coined the term...
675
00:23:58,769 --> 00:24:01,538
I’m sorry--remind me why
this was $3 million?
676
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,476
Those Star Wars guys take
star wipes very seriously.
677
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:07,712
And that VO is just temp,
but we’re out to Scott Baio.
678
00:24:07,778 --> 00:24:09,413
- Cool.
- Yeah?
679
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,914
[computer beeps]
680
00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:12,584
Huh?
681
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,553
[Harris] I’m Roger Harris,
and I’m running for Congress.
682
00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:15,686
- Looks great.
- Yeah?
683
00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,355
- Yeah, it looks really great.
- Mmm.
684
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,191
[chuckles]
685
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:24,496
♪
686
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,030
[Blair]
Scott Baio.
687
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,432
[new wave music]
688
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,501
[computer beeps]
689
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,738
♪
690
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,204
What’d you do, Mo?
Hm?
691
00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:35,574
Did you leak our trade?
692
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,843
Huh, sounds like you
didn’t get in on time.
693
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,177
- What the fuck did you do?
- I saved your ass, Dawn.
694
00:24:40,244 --> 00:24:42,847
That trade’s gonna blow up as
soon as the U.S. market’s open.
695
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,083
Now, if you’re smart,
you get on the other side
696
00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:46,851
and buy the yen right now
before the Nikkei closes.
697
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,519
I don’t need you
to save my ass.
698
00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:50,255
I don’t need anyone’s
fucking help.
699
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,856
I came up with Black Monday!
700
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:54,359
The whole thing--
it was my idea!
701
00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:55,760
- Dawn Darcy!
- Okay, listen.
702
00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:57,194
You may want to stop
screaming that shit.
703
00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:58,563
And you might wanna stop
telling me
704
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,531
what to stop screaming.
705
00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:03,035
- Hm?
- Yeah, that’s it.
706
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,069
Okay, look, will you
just trust me please?
707
00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:06,237
If you want me to trust you,
708
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,074
then do something
that’s trustworthy for once.
709
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,143
[soft dramatic music]
710
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,211
I just did,
711
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:17,582
♪
712
00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:19,917
[dramatic music]
713
00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:23,555
[Reporter] An odd rumor swept
across Wall Street last night
714
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,390
driving the yen
through the floor--
715
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,590
quickly disproven
at the opening bell.
716
00:25:26,657 --> 00:25:28,625
- [phone rings]
- The Japanese currency
717
00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:29,961
immediately shot
through the roof,
718
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,430
already higher
than yesterday’s close.
719
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:33,798
[phone beeps]
720
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,634
You fucked us.
You fucked us.
721
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,103
We lost millions.
I knew it.
722
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:40,404
Ugh, you’re still working
with Mo
723
00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:41,605
and those little devils,
aren’t you?
724
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:45,277
Whoa, whoa,
Mo fucked us both again,
725
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:46,978
but it’s gonna be
worth it, okay?
726
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,481
’Cause I got enough information
last night to fuck everybody.
727
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,785
You’d be surprised how people
let their guard down
728
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,286
in front of the houseplant.
729
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:55,953
[Mo] It’s the exact kind
of huge shit
730
00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:57,253
that you’ve been looking for
731
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,588
so you can leverage Blair
into a confession.
732
00:25:58,655 --> 00:26:00,458
I came up with Black Monday!
Me!
733
00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:01,593
It was my idea!
734
00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:03,494
[punchy music]
735
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,763
[urine trickling]
736
00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,999
Hey, hey, what the fuck, man?
I’m a person.
737
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,601
My bad, my bad.
738
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,836
Trust me, I got this.
739
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,771
You better.
You fucking better.
740
00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,874
Otherwise I’m sending you
back to the big house
741
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,509
and your wife to the poor house
742
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,512
and me to the fucking
House of Pancakes.
743
00:26:21,578 --> 00:26:24,048
I’m bad off the dribble.
Fuck.
744
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,115
- Fuck.
- [phone beeps]
745
00:26:25,883 --> 00:26:26,984
[Reporter]
And the yen continues
746
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,819
its historic rise.
747
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:33,291
- [Connie] I know what you did.
- What?
748
00:26:33,357 --> 00:26:35,460
You found out Dawn
was gonna be a part
749
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,630
of Blair’s illegal trade,
so you used Keith to tip off
750
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,199
the rest of the street so they
couldn’t get in in time.
751
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,467
What makes you think that?
752
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,201
’Cause not only did they
not get short,
753
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,871
somehow, Dawn had
the brilliant idea to get long.
754
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,339
Almost as if someone told her
755
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,209
the trade would blow up
at the bell.
756
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,308
Huh.
757
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,877
Your girlfriend
just made $9 million.
758
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,380
And wouldn’t you know--
759
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:55,880
it happens to be
a totally legal trade.
760
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,648
Wow, that’s amazing,
but I still don’t know
761
00:26:58,715 --> 00:26:59,983
what you’re talking about,
boss.
762
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,619
And I don’t know what you
smiling about, motherfucker,
763
00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:03,521
’cause this changes everything.
764
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,023
Our deal is fucking off.
765
00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:06,191
How is our deal fucking off?
For some shit that I didn’t--
766
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,925
Hey, Mo.
767
00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:11,229
Oh, Dede. Oh, I-I’m sorry.
I didn’t realize--
768
00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:13,898
- No, no, no, it’s not--
- No, no, no, no, no.
769
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,901
I told you.
Don’t worry about it.
770
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,536
- She’ll understand, baby.
- Uh, yeah.
771
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:21,271
No, I’m really happy
for you guys.
772
00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:22,673
Ooh, Lord,
773
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,410
what the hell
was in that punch?
774
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,376
I ain’t black out like that
775
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,413
since I crossed
Alpha Gamma Psi.
776
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,047
- [man] You know!
- [growls]
777
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,848
[laughs]
778
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:33,917
Y’all Wall Street people
know how to party.
779
00:27:33,984 --> 00:27:35,353
Hey, Marcus,
you know what?
780
00:27:35,419 --> 00:27:38,355
I actually--I would really like
to go on that date.
781
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,192
[soft dramatic music]
782
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:42,059
- Did I ask you out on a date?
- Yes.
783
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,595
Ooh, dope.
784
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,231
You know what?
I just had the best idea.
785
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:49,200
Double date.
786
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:52,369
Yeah, I mean, Dawn, there is so
much I want to learn about you.
787
00:27:52,436 --> 00:27:54,272
♪
788
00:27:54,338 --> 00:27:55,373
Great.
789
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,875
- Great.
- Great.
790
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:02,580
Yeah, great.
[laughs]
791
00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:04,281
[Wayne]
This means war.
792
00:28:04,348 --> 00:28:07,285
[dramatic music]
793
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,288
♪
794
00:28:12,289 --> 00:28:15,226
[mellow electronic music]
795
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:20,330
♪
54593
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