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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,736 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:03,802 --> 00:00:05,105 ♪ 3 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,907 ♪ It’s Showtime tonight ♪ 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,708 [Yassir] Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:09,743 [Dawn screams] 6 00:00:09,808 --> 00:00:11,243 What if there was a club just for men? 7 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:13,980 Have you never heard of Just F-O-R Men? 8 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,648 Hey, girlfriend! 9 00:00:15,714 --> 00:00:17,416 I am back at the Jammer Group. 10 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:18,786 That’s my Keithy! 11 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,754 Haven’t you felt a little guilty since the crash? 12 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,890 - No. - There’s no Georgina. 13 00:00:22,955 --> 00:00:25,057 [Blair] All that’s left is a bunch of pallets of Skants 14 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,425 that we couldn’t even give away. 15 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:28,128 - It’s a skort. - It’s Skants. 16 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,262 [grunts] 17 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,564 Call me Dede. 18 00:00:30,629 --> 00:00:32,465 I understand you’re looking for an investor. 19 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,767 We have evidence that points to Blair and Dawn. 20 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:36,636 [Mo] Blair is using Congressman Harris’s 21 00:00:36,701 --> 00:00:38,537 insider information to front-run the market. 22 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:40,139 You want to finance my campaign? 23 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,406 [Ruth] Marcus is head 24 00:00:41,473 --> 00:00:43,308 of the African American Scholarship Fund. 25 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,679 I just don’t think we are the right firm for you. 26 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,113 Who else should I trust 27 00:00:47,179 --> 00:00:48,948 with $30 million dollars’ worth of our community’s futures? 28 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,618 [Mo] Our deal is Blair, not Dawn. 29 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,585 If I find out that you’re lying for her, 30 00:00:53,652 --> 00:00:54,853 you’re all going down. 31 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,430 [Dawn] Mo, you call this spooky? 32 00:01:04,496 --> 00:01:06,498 I specifically asked for mid-shin, 33 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,769 and this fog is ankle deep at best. 34 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,302 Tonight is TBD’s coming out. 35 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:13,906 We have to prove that we can party with the big boys, 36 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,409 and this shit, 37 00:01:15,474 --> 00:01:18,210 this looks like Tito tried to remake the "Thriller" video. 38 00:01:18,277 --> 00:01:20,112 Dawnie, no one’s gonna be paying attention 39 00:01:20,179 --> 00:01:21,447 to any of these decorations 40 00:01:21,513 --> 00:01:23,783 when they get a load of my bitches’ brew. 41 00:01:23,849 --> 00:01:24,984 ’Cause they’re gonna be miles high. 42 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,719 [sarcastically] Oh, wow, nothing says "partying" 43 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:27,986 like obscure jazz references. 44 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:28,888 Obscure? 45 00:01:28,954 --> 00:01:30,189 Miles Davis is literally 46 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,823 all people think of when they hear the word "jazz." 47 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:33,760 Just take a taste. 48 00:01:35,561 --> 00:01:37,263 Something’s missing. 49 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,700 - Ta-da. - Mm, Robitussin. 50 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:41,867 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 51 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,868 [chuckles] 52 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,003 Oh, you remember that New Year’s Eve 53 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:45,271 we got so ’tussin’d, 54 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:46,838 I tried to buy weed off an undercover police horse? 55 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:49,375 [laughs] You had a Robo seizure during sex. 56 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,509 Oh, my God, I thought I was gonna die. 57 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:52,145 - Me too. - [laughs] 58 00:01:53,545 --> 00:01:55,814 So let me ask you something. 59 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:59,218 You, uh, trying to impress all the clientele... 60 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:01,021 or just Marcus? 61 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,153 Shut up, Mo. 62 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:04,656 Hey, don’t worry about it, Dawnie, okay? 63 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:07,027 You’re the second-best boss this place has ever seen. 64 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,294 Happy Halloween! 65 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,229 ♪ punchy music ♪ 66 00:02:11,296 --> 00:02:12,665 ♪ 67 00:02:12,731 --> 00:02:14,834 [Blair] Well, I did it. 68 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,168 I got my next big idea. 69 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:17,370 I told you, Dawn. 70 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,174 Sometimes you just have to have... 71 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,674 faith. 72 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:22,842 - Is that my leather jacket? - I don’t get the reference. 73 00:02:22,908 --> 00:02:24,711 [scoffs] Reagan is going to announce 74 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,579 major tariffs against Japan tomorrow at 7 a.m. 75 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:29,514 This is TBD’s chance to get back in the black 76 00:02:29,581 --> 00:02:31,216 and "yen" some. 77 00:02:31,283 --> 00:02:33,020 All we have to do is short the yen, 78 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,420 and we’ll make a fucking killing. 79 00:02:34,486 --> 00:02:35,521 Yeah, but how can you be so sure 80 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:36,756 that he’s even gonna do that shit? 81 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,158 Um, 82 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:41,728 I have been analyzing, uh, foreign currency markets 83 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:45,399 and, uh, cross-referencing geopolitical-- 84 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,564 You stole the info 85 00:02:46,632 --> 00:02:48,134 from that congressman you’re blasting. 86 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:50,537 Yes, Dawn, I did. 87 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,471 [mockingly] Yes, Dawn, he did. 88 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,572 [laughter] 89 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,074 Look, I love him, 90 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,542 but this is bigger than love. 91 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,912 This is money--so much money-- and he’s never gonna know. 92 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,312 This is a fucking brilliant idea. 93 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:03,116 You really are a whiz kid. Do this shit immediately. 94 00:03:03,181 --> 00:03:05,284 - Thanks, Mo. - [Mo] Yeah. 95 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,919 But Dawn, in order to make a big enough profit 96 00:03:06,985 --> 00:03:08,221 to really un-Ponzi our asses 97 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,889 and balance our books once and for all, 98 00:03:09,955 --> 00:03:12,258 we’re gonna have to tap in to your AASF funds 99 00:03:12,324 --> 00:03:13,259 to leverage all the way up. 100 00:03:13,325 --> 00:03:14,527 Okay, on second thought, 101 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:17,396 using the African American Scholarship Fund’s cash 102 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:20,599 to insider trade on top-secret stolen information-- 103 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,501 I mean, yikes. 104 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:22,836 We should sleep on this. 105 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,471 Better yet, let’s black out on it. 106 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,437 [Blair] No, because the second word gets out, 107 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,008 people are gonna jump all over this and kill the profits. 108 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,775 - Also, fuck off, Mo. - [Mo] Wait a minute. 109 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:32,646 No, no, no, no, no, Blair, listen. 110 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:33,778 He’s right, though. All right? 111 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,216 This is--this is dirty, even for us. 112 00:03:36,281 --> 00:03:37,250 Yeah. 113 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,251 I’ve managed to make 114 00:03:38,317 --> 00:03:39,485 a good, honest profit 115 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,920 keeping the AASF money separate, you know? 116 00:03:41,987 --> 00:03:44,456 And I’m not about to risk all those kids’ future. 117 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,925 Not to mention if the SEC finds out, we are fucked... 118 00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:47,993 - Ooh. - Forever. 119 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:48,895 Forever fucked. 120 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,462 But that’s the best part. 121 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:51,963 No one’s ever gonna find out. 122 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,300 The SEC doesn’t track Asian markets after 2 a.m., 123 00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:56,002 and the only evidence is gonna be a disc 124 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,937 in our own record room. 125 00:03:58,003 --> 00:03:59,271 All we have to do is trash that disc 126 00:03:59,338 --> 00:04:00,640 after we make the trade, 127 00:04:00,706 --> 00:04:02,675 use the windfall to finance Harris’ campaign, 128 00:04:02,741 --> 00:04:05,312 then he’ll jam through a fat AmeriSavings bailout for us, 129 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:06,645 and we can go back to being 130 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:08,647 the honest, equal-opportunity firm of the future 131 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,584 that we promised we would be after we destroyed Mo. 132 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,585 No offense, Mo. 133 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,484 Some taken. 134 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:13,652 But in order to do this, 135 00:04:13,718 --> 00:04:15,187 we have to use those AASF funds, Dawn. 136 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,189 - [sighs] - [Blair] Trust me. 137 00:04:16,254 --> 00:04:17,257 [quietly] Oh, God. 138 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:23,697 ♪ I believe the children are our future ♪ 139 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:25,230 [together] ♪ Teach them well ♪ 140 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,000 ♪ And let them lead the way ♪ 141 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,300 Dawn, you hate kids. 142 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:30,704 [weakly] I do. 143 00:04:30,769 --> 00:04:32,904 ♪ punchy music playing ♪ 144 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,875 [indistinct chatter] 145 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:40,980 ♪ 146 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:44,651 Whoa. 147 00:04:44,716 --> 00:04:47,687 - Cool sad guy costume. - [Wayne] Hilarious. 148 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,055 I’m going home. 149 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,057 Why should I stay someplace everyone hates me? 150 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,526 Nobody hates you. 151 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:54,526 You know, just, uh... 152 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:55,528 just all the women. 153 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,163 But come on, my man, 154 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,899 A sloppy office party is the perfect night 155 00:04:58,965 --> 00:04:59,899 to change all that. 156 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,233 I hate Halloween. 157 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,701 It’s a stupid, pagan holiday that celebrates witches, 158 00:05:03,769 --> 00:05:04,838 which are basically 159 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,372 chick doctors. 160 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,307 Anyway, I don’t have a costume or anything, 161 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,043 so, like, whatever. 162 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:12,745 We can fix that, big guy. Uh, hold on. 163 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,646 Um... 164 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:19,586 All right, one of my Coogi sweaters and... 165 00:05:19,651 --> 00:05:22,254 ooh, a tray of Jell-o shots. 166 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,889 [as Bill Cosby] Zip-zop, bippity bop. 167 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:27,725 Theo, Denise, Rudy, Vanessa. 168 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:30,062 [as self] You are now America’s favorite dad, 169 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:33,233 hero of the black community, Dr. Bill Cosby. 170 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:34,800 He is a super guy. 171 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,702 - Okay, I’ll stay. - [Yassir] Yes! 172 00:05:37,435 --> 00:05:38,269 [door clicks open] 173 00:05:38,336 --> 00:05:39,704 - Dawn. - Yeah? 174 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:42,207 Are you really gonna do that shit with the AASF money? 175 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:45,545 You used to do all kinds of shit with everybody’s money. 176 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,447 The Jammer Group was founded on shit. 177 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,582 Besides, you heard him. No one’s ever gonna know. 178 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,615 You will. 179 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:54,553 Dawn, you are not me or Blair. 180 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,920 You wanna act like a tough chick, 181 00:05:55,987 --> 00:05:57,090 but I know you were all torn up 182 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:59,125 about all the people you hurt on Black Monday. 183 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,093 Come on. Don’t let Blair drag you down. 184 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,228 Fuck. You’re right. 185 00:06:03,295 --> 00:06:04,497 Fine, I’ll just-- I’ll tell Blair 186 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,665 to trade with his own accounts. 187 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,500 I’m sure it will be a big enough win 188 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,269 to hold us over until we get the bailout. 189 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:11,605 Thanks, Momo. 190 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:13,774 You know I’m looking out for you. 191 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,641 Yeah. 192 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,644 [soft dramatic music] 193 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,581 ♪ 194 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,050 [phone buzzes] 195 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:26,485 Connie, it’s Mo, listen. 196 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,922 It’s all going down at the TBD Halloween party tonight, 197 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,490 and it’s the exact kind of huge shit 198 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,326 that you’ve been looking for so you can leverage Blair 199 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,761 into a confession, okay? 200 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:36,528 You can get him, and I can get back to my life. 201 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:37,831 [Connie] Finally. 202 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:42,000 You know, Mo, for what it’s worth, I’m happy for you. 203 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,903 Believe it or not, I want you to be free. 204 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,303 Aw, Connie. 205 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,939 And I want you to go fuck yourself. 206 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,507 [phone beeps] 207 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,608 [Waylon] Let me guess, Aisha, 208 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,310 you’re not coming to dinner with my folks. 209 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,678 Babe, I can finish this case tonight. 210 00:06:53,745 --> 00:06:55,981 [as Prince Akeem] Let’s fucking party! 211 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:59,284 ♪ I’m kicking into overdrive ♪ 212 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:01,954 ♪ Gonna leave it all behind ♪ 213 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,189 - [laughs] - Hi. 214 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,357 - Whoo. - Oh. 215 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,625 Hey, how are you? Are you okay? 216 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,026 You’ve been here for, like, ten seconds 217 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:09,329 and you’re already wasted. 218 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:11,463 Well, I’ve been drinking since my morning meetings... 219 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:12,999 - yesterday. - Meetings? 220 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:16,168 Finally brought my Pfaffshion samples around town. 221 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:17,769 Well, how did it go? 222 00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:20,473 It was terrible, you idiot. Sorry. 223 00:07:20,538 --> 00:07:23,276 It’s just no one wants denim on their glasses. 224 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,711 Who am I kidding? I’m not a fashion designer. 225 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,045 I don’t know what I am. 226 00:07:27,112 --> 00:07:28,581 I’m having a quarter-life crisis. 227 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,050 Well, I don’t know if you’re gonna make it 228 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:33,552 - into your 130s, baber. - Exactly, life is short. 229 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,221 Hey, hey, what did I promise you 230 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:39,192 the night I proposed this partnership? 231 00:07:39,257 --> 00:07:40,391 I swore to you that we would be 232 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,427 the biggest power couple in New York, nay, 233 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,665 the world, and we are about to be after tonight 234 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,701 as long as we keep working together. 235 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,170 Tiff, you don’t have to be anything 236 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,872 except Mrs. Pfaff. 237 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,874 You’re Mrs. Pfaff. 238 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,509 - Enjoy it, babe. - Blair. 239 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,577 Oh, hi. 240 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,713 Uh, uh, Tiff, this is Congressman Harris 241 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:03,249 and his daughter, I think. 242 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:04,216 [laughter] 243 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:06,218 No, this is his wife, Corkie. 244 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,221 It’s nice to meet you, Tiff. Blair. 245 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:10,923 Uh, it’s nice to meet you both. 246 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,725 That’s a great costume. Let me guess. 247 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:15,427 You are Huey Lewis from Back to the Future. 248 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,730 Nope, I’m a fourth grade teacher. 249 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,098 So lame, right? 250 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,367 - Yeah, ’cause you are a-- - A high school teacher. 251 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,569 Oh. 252 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,538 Blair, before we party, I really need to discuss 253 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,606 some business with you, privately. 254 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:31,144 I--I need to handle a big piece of your business. 255 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,412 My business is urgent. 256 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,678 Oh, you can’t wait to do business? 257 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,383 Well, let’s do it in my office. 258 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,118 Come on, now, Dada. 259 00:08:39,183 --> 00:08:40,919 Please don’t leave me alone at another party 260 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:42,388 while you go off with the boys. 261 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,789 Hey, let--let him go. You know what? 262 00:08:44,856 --> 00:08:46,658 If Blair does business with the Congressman 263 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:48,159 the way he used to with me, they’ll be back 264 00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:50,296 - before you know it. - Ouch. 265 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,665 ♪ 266 00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:56,735 Come on, we can make our own fun. 267 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,105 Want a drink? 268 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,904 Oh, no. I don’t drink. 269 00:08:59,971 --> 00:09:01,273 Do you like to watch? 270 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:04,144 ♪ 271 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,144 - [giggles] - Oh, my gosh. 272 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,278 Whoo! 273 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:10,115 [drum beating] 274 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:13,119 [jazzy music] 275 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:18,190 ♪ 276 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,004 [Keith] Feed me! 277 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,173 God damn it, Keith. What do you want? 278 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,673 Info--all of it. 279 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,311 I don’t have any info-- what is that smell? 280 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,946 Ugh, someone peed on me. 281 00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:41,547 Look, I know something big is going down tonight. 282 00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,215 Is it a trade or a deal--what? 283 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:46,217 Only thing going down tonight is my boogie. 284 00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:49,322 Tell me or I’m gonna tell Dawn and Blair it was you 285 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,456 who blew up their bank deal 286 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,724 by blowing up AmeriSavings. 287 00:09:51,789 --> 00:09:55,994 The same AmeriSavings blowup that you were a part of? 288 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,296 [together] What are you doing here? 289 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,399 Who are you working for? 290 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:02,835 [pop music plays] 291 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,169 [cheering, indistinct speech] 292 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,605 - Really? - What? 293 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,539 - Whoa, cool costume. - Get the fuck out of my face. 294 00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:09,975 Whoa. Ow! 295 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,879 Aw, your highness, I am so glad you could make it. 296 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,148 [as Akeem] I wouldn’t miss it, your flyness. 297 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,549 You look amazing. 298 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:20,219 Would it be inappropriate if I asked you-- 299 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,721 To dance. 300 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,690 To dance--yeah, I asked first, so, you know, there it is. 301 00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:24,889 I’m pretty sure I just did. 302 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:25,991 [Mo] Uh, you didn’t hear me just say it? 303 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,125 I believe I was about to do this. 304 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,894 - [Mo] No, I just asked-- - Must be nice. 305 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,028 Yeah. 306 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,365 So if you don’t drink, what do you do 307 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:35,868 with yourself when your husband’s off doing business? 308 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:39,038 ♪ 309 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,038 - These help. - Ooh. 310 00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:43,209 - May I? - Oh, yes, please. 311 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,476 Yeah, those are-- 312 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,011 Valium, dexies, benzo fury. What’s that one? 313 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,681 Giraffe laxative. 314 00:10:48,746 --> 00:10:51,783 - For your figure? - You ever seen a fat giraffe? 315 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,086 - You really know your pills. - So do you. 316 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,422 Mother’s little helper-- is what my mom called me 317 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,456 when I’d go fetch her pills. 318 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,225 You know, maybe I will have some punch. 319 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,594 I mean, Jesus drank wine, right? 320 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:05,096 Yes, and I think there’s-- oop--wine in this. 321 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,899 Give her a try. 322 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,434 Ooh, don’t mind if I do. Eenie, meenie, minie. 323 00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:11,336 [gulps] 324 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,538 - [laughter] - Cheers. 325 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,905 I hope I don’t shit myself all night. 326 00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:15,206 You might. 327 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,243 There’s only one way to settle this, playboy. 328 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:18,411 [as Akeem] Name it and claim it. 329 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,113 How about a dance battle, Akeem? 330 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,379 Let’s go, Akeem. 331 00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:22,947 - Was that his accent? - That is his accent. 332 00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,081 [as Akeem] No, it’s more like this. 333 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:25,283 No, that’s what I’m doing, Akeem. 334 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,186 - No, Akeem, I’m doing it. - No, Akeem-- 335 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,388 [Mo] You’re doing some broken down thing-- 336 00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:29,421 [Marcus] You sound like Count Dracula. 337 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,788 Where are you supposed to be from? 338 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,789 I am from Zamunda. Where are you from? 339 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:32,790 Oh, no, I’m from Zamunda. 340 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,059 [chuckles] Zamunda, well-- 341 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,394 That’s supposed to be how you pronounce Zamunda? 342 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,596 - That’s Zamunda? - That’s Zamunda? 343 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,797 [indistinct arguing] 344 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,899 [muffled music continues] 345 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,903 Oh, you meant actual business. 346 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,307 Just tell me-- is everything okay with TBD? 347 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,475 Yeah, yeah, never better. Why? 348 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,945 Well, we just shot a great new spot, 349 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,312 but when we went to buy airtime, 350 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,746 we ran into a snag. 351 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,316 The last three checks that your girl 352 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,950 has sent over have had mistakes. 353 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:58,984 Ugh. 354 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,854 One wasn’t signed, one was dated 1888, 355 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,822 and this is just a dry cleaning receipt. 356 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,291 Oh, I’ve been looking for this. 357 00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:08,159 If we don’t get ILM the 500k we owe them by tomorrow, 358 00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,628 they’re not gonna finish the visual effects. 359 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,996 You used Industrial Light and Magic 360 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,331 for your political ad? 361 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,100 Look, it’s gonna be pretty hard for me to push through 362 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,302 your precious bank bailout if I’m not a congressman. 363 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,440 How about this? How about a blank check? 364 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:24,110 You just fill it out 365 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,610 for whatever you need 366 00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,647 and cash it 367 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:31,484 whenever, tomorrow. 368 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,519 [DJ] All right, y’all, gather round, everyone. 369 00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,919 Clear the floor for a dance battle. 370 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:36,923 No, we’re not battling to "My Prerogative." 371 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,323 Why? 372 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,058 Bet you already got a bunch of moves worked out to that shit. 373 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,559 What? Don’t be silly. 374 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,495 [laughs] Now I know you’re lying. 375 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,496 Everybody’s got a routine to "My Prerogative." 376 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:46,965 - [woman] He’s not lying. - [man] No, they do. 377 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,033 ♪ Everybody’s talking ♪ 378 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,370 ♪ All this stuff about me ♪ 379 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,505 ♪ Why don’t they just let me live ♪ 380 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,474 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 381 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,975 ♪ I don’t need permission ♪ 382 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,711 ♪ Make my own decisions ♪ 383 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,813 ♪ That’s my prerogative ♪ 384 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,148 [cheering] 385 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,048 ♪ It’s my prerogative ♪ 386 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,517 ♪ I can do what I wanna do ♪ 387 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,552 - ♪ It’s my ♪ - ♪ It’s my ♪ 388 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,854 ♪ It’s my ♪ 389 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,121 - ♪ It’s my ♪ - ♪ It’s my ♪ 390 00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:11,289 [together] ♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪ 391 00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,359 Yeah, knew it. 392 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,495 I ain’t a fool. No Bobby. 393 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,828 Fine. 394 00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,663 Or you fools could just not have a dance off. 395 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,399 That’s hilarious, Dawn. 396 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,934 [cheering] 397 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,405 [applause] 398 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,408 That was cool. 399 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,179 I just did that. 400 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,548 [woman] Oh! 401 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,549 - Check that. - Wow. Whoo! 402 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,653 [impressed chatter] 403 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:47,659 [cheers and applause] 404 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,196 All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 405 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,897 [Mo] Okay, all right. 406 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,200 - We’ll call it a draw. - A draw? 407 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,602 Marcus was tap dancing on your soul. 408 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,638 Marcus wins. Everybody! 409 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,740 [crowd chanting] Marcus, Marcus! 410 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,543 - [Mo] Knock it off, man. - Marcus, Marcus, Marcus! 411 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,312 You know what? I’m not worried, playboy. 412 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,779 I’ll get the next one. 413 00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:10,416 [crowd oohs] 414 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,418 [soft pop music plays] 415 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,956 ♪ 416 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,458 - How bad was it? - Oh, so embarrassing. 417 00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,726 - Jesus. - Come here. 418 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,128 Ugh. 419 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,398 ♪ Darling ♪ 420 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:30,436 ♪ Show me how to love you ♪ 421 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,904 ♪ 422 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:36,209 ♪ I want to do it right ♪ 423 00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:39,245 ♪ Tell me ♪ 424 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,113 ♪ Won’t you please ♪ 425 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,447 - [Dawn] Momo? - [Mo] Yeah? 426 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,283 ♪ I need you ♪ 427 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,684 ♪ 428 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,754 - I have to pee. - You what? 429 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,288 ♪ 430 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:53,459 ♪ No more nights of being alone ♪ 431 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,860 ♪ 432 00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:59,130 ♪ With you by my side ♪ 433 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,301 ♪ My heart has found its home ♪ 434 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,936 [Connie] Hello, Roland. 435 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,672 Connie-- what are you supposed to be? 436 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,107 Oh, wait, let me guess. KKK, right? 437 00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:10,975 Yeah, makes sense from all the black people 438 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,345 - you’ve fucked over. - I’m a ghost. 439 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,649 And you better watch yourself. You’re not free yet. 440 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,948 Not until Blair makes that trade 441 00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:19,149 and you get me that disc from the record room. 442 00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:21,320 And no funny stuff. My guys are everywhere. 443 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,288 Yeah, real imaginative costumes. 444 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,990 [man] Oh, shit, the FBI is here. 445 00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,458 Oh, fuck. 446 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:32,331 Uh, Roger, I have something I need to tell you. 447 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,633 I’ve sort of been... 448 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,100 ♪ 449 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,536 Hmm. 450 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:40,538 What did you wanna tell me? 451 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,040 ♪ 452 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,143 That I’m hot for teacher. 453 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,845 [chuckles] 454 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,178 - One blank check coming up. - [laughs] 455 00:15:48,245 --> 00:15:50,649 You’re welcome, ladies! 456 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,017 ♪ 457 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,586 ♪ There’s something deep inside you ♪ 458 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,153 [woman] Yeah! Arrest me, officer! 459 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,990 ♪ That you don’t want me to see ♪ 460 00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:01,860 - Hey, hey, hey-- hey, what the fuck? 461 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:05,398 ♪ 462 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,865 The fuck is this? 463 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,168 I decided to order up some tricks to treat these ladies. 464 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,738 Such a double standard. 465 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,905 Look, they’re objectifying these men. 466 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,774 [Yassir] Wayne, chill, it’s just for fun. 467 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,708 It’s bullshit. [slurps] 468 00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:19,177 ♪ 469 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,846 Fuck Halloween! 470 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,249 ♪ 471 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,417 [Yassir] Wayne. 472 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,552 - Oh, yeah! - A different one. 473 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:28,886 - Excuse me! - Whoo! 474 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,855 I don’t think that tattoo is doing 475 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,390 what he thinks it’s doing. 476 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,092 - Whoo! - Okay, please. 477 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,394 Excuse me! Excuse me! 478 00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:41,267 ♪ 479 00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:43,268 [door beeps] 480 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,735 ♪ 481 00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:45,703 [Mo] Ugh. 482 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,273 [door beeps] 483 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,042 Good idea. 484 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,147 ♪ 485 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:57,149 [Blair] Now you can get whatever you need, 486 00:16:57,215 --> 00:17:00,552 and I can get whatever I need. 487 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,456 Not here, it’s too risky. 488 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,258 Okay. 489 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,759 I know the perfect spot. 490 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:08,961 All right. 491 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,065 [moaning, laughter] 492 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:15,099 I gotta be honest, when you came back... 493 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,135 [both chuckle] 494 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:18,971 I was like, "here we go again." 495 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,241 Mo’ Mo, mo’ problems, but you’ve really changed. 496 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:25,777 You know, you’re different. 497 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,579 [both moaning] 498 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:30,616 Hold up. I got you a gift. 499 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,417 Ah, Church’s Chicken. 500 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,752 [laughs] 501 00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:36,788 Don’t think I forgot it was just your birthday. 502 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,156 I can’t believe you didn’t throw yourself 503 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,991 a big party to not show up to. 504 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,660 [laughs] 505 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,497 Uh, I told you, really, I’m done with that stuff. 506 00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:51,336 Wow, humble, coke-free. 507 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,471 - [chuckles] - Who are you? 508 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,472 [dramatic music] 509 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:55,574 [chuckles] 510 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,981 - Oh, yeah, um... - What? 511 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,182 Just, um, 512 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,483 remind me to destroy that disc 513 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:09,321 at, like, 2:15 after Blair executes the trade. 514 00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,057 I don’t wanna go to jail ’cause I fell into a sex coma. 515 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:16,661 [chuckles] Um, why would you go to jail 516 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,997 if Blair’s doing this whole thing by himself? 517 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,030 Oh, stop talking. 518 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,567 Wait a minute, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 519 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,537 Did Blair convince you to use those AASF funds after all? 520 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,104 Are you being serious right now? 521 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,839 - Yeah. - Yes. 522 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,508 But he didn’t convince me. 523 00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:30,942 I reassessed the trade, 524 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,144 and we’re gonna pull the trigger. 525 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,479 It’s worth the risk. 526 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,878 Why do I always have to be the moral one? 527 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,682 Come on, konnichi wa, bitches. Now come on. 528 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,183 Are we doing this or not? 529 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,519 Dawn, I told you to trust me. 530 00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:42,386 And why the fuck would I do that, huh? 531 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,690 After all the times that you fucked me over in the past? 532 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,692 Here I am trying to throw you a bone, 533 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,027 and you’re bitching about a trade? 534 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,729 You’re throwing me a bone? 535 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,199 Bruh, I’m trying to christen the server room. 536 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,335 [sighs] I-- 537 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,002 - Sorry, I-- - Really? 538 00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:01,006 [upbeat music] 539 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:06,044 ♪ 540 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,184 [door beeps] 541 00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:17,256 ♪ 542 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,724 [Keith] Okay. 543 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,192 ♪ 544 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,193 Locked? Damn it! 545 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,230 Oh, fuck the keypad. 546 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,031 Four-digit code? How many combos can there be? 547 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,334 One, one, one, one. Ugh. 548 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,038 One, one, one, two. 549 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,038 [keypad beeping] 550 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,573 [Keith gasps] Uh... 551 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,208 Okay, ah, uh. 552 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,308 [grunts] 553 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,278 [Connie] Whoa, what the hell? 554 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,714 Hey, I was just looking for you, boo. 555 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,849 [laughs] Get it--boo? 556 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:45,951 Ha-ha-ha. 557 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:46,951 Shouldn’t you be in the server room 558 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,287 so you can grab the disc? 559 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,221 Oh, uh, turns out I was wrong. 560 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,257 No trade going down tonight, so you guys can go. 561 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,893 - Good job anyway. - Really? 562 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,125 So Blair’s not shorting the yen 563 00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:56,927 based on insider information? 564 00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:58,096 How’d you know that? 565 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,098 We planted that bullshit on the Congressman 566 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,633 knowing Blair would take the bait 567 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,269 Tonight’s our best shot to grab Blair by the balls 568 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,770 or we might just have to shift our focus to Dawn. 569 00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:08,906 I told you, okay? There’s nothing there. 570 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,107 Why don’t you have Keith do it? 571 00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,409 I know he’s working for you guys too. 572 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,644 What? 573 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,112 Keith’s working for Larry Leighman. 574 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,414 Now go get me evidence of Blair making that trade 575 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,950 or it’s Dawn’s ass. 576 00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:18,951 ♪ 577 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,854 Why you bald-headed, roller blading, 578 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,454 coke addict motherfucker. 579 00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,624 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 580 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:30,729 ♪ 581 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,598 ♪ Stop, point, freeze now ♪ 582 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,933 ♪ Come on, get tough on the street ♪ 583 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,335 ♪ Get tough with the gang ♪ 584 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,636 ♪ Watch your back, it’s a hardcore thing ♪ 585 00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:39,971 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 586 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,773 ♪ There’s no surprise... ♪ 587 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,106 All right, look, Keith, 588 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,010 let’s let bygones be bygones, okay? 589 00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,644 Why are you talking to a plant? 590 00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,779 ♪ 591 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,148 Oh. 592 00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,851 Look, let’s let bygones be bygones, okay? 593 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,853 I want to let you in on a top secret trade. 594 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,288 Ooh, feed me. I’m all ears. 595 00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,957 [Keith] Larry, it’s Keith. 596 00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,393 Short the yen right now, okay? 597 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,327 Reagan’s dropping major tariffs on Japan. 598 00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:04,528 Hit it big, 599 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,030 and you’ll suck up all the profit 600 00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,666 and fuck over TBD in the process. Trust me. 601 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:09,733 You done good, Keithy. 602 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,002 - [laughs] - [Larry] You done good. 603 00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:15,473 ♪ 604 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,509 [laughter] 605 00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:19,510 Oh, Tiff, I had fun with you tonight. 606 00:21:19,577 --> 00:21:21,980 - I did. - Me too, Corkie. 607 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,882 [laughs] You’re fun, Corks. 608 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,352 - Yeah. I gotta get up, - Ugh. 609 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,752 - I feel a little dizzy. - Me too. 610 00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:30,888 I feel a little dizzy. Ugh, okay. 611 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,222 We gotta get up. 612 00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:34,058 - Careful. - Oh, boy. 613 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,661 Are those Skants? 614 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,829 Skirt on the outside, pants on the underside? 615 00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:39,865 Oh, yes, but we call them "pirts." 616 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,734 Very popular with all of my Evangelical friends. 617 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,836 The comfort of pants with none of the harlotry. 618 00:21:45,903 --> 00:21:47,905 I thought nobody liked those. 619 00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,175 I mean, you know, I have pallets and pallets. 620 00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:52,144 I don’t know what to do with ’em. 621 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:55,046 ’Cause they’re all that’s left of my family business. 622 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,347 Hey-- 623 00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,016 No, sorry to bring the mood down. 624 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,653 - No, you’re okay. - It’s been hard. 625 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,087 Oh, wow. It sure has, hasn’t it? 626 00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,557 It’s just been a hard time. 627 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:05,557 You know? 628 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,358 [tender pop music] 629 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,260 [humming] 630 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:11,262 - I just had an idea. - What? 631 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:15,101 You know, business isn’t just for the guys anymore. 632 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:18,903 - We should do lady business. - Ooh. 633 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:19,938 Oh, no. 634 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,473 Sorry. Y-you meant actual business. 635 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,576 Misread that. 636 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,279 You know what? Yes, I’m in. 637 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,481 [together] To lady business! 638 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:32,384 [laughter] 639 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,319 - No. - Okay. 640 00:22:36,253 --> 00:22:39,090 - I just love to-- - Fuck. 641 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:40,692 I was gonna say, "lie here with you," 642 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,561 - but that too. - [computer beeps] 643 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,230 - Something wrong? - What the-- 644 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,365 No, I was just gonna make a trade in a couple minutes. 645 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,300 but it’s already somehow moving against me. 646 00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,336 - [computer beeps] - Fuck. 647 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:54,807 [keypad beeps] 648 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,141 Fuck. 649 00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,313 We’re stuck in here for 17 minutes? 650 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,279 What the fuck? 651 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:02,580 [keypad beeps] 652 00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:04,481 What trade were you trying to make? 653 00:23:04,548 --> 00:23:07,685 Uh, just, like, you know, stocks. 654 00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:10,622 [knocking] 655 00:23:12,222 --> 00:23:14,826 Wayne, buddy, you are not gonna believe this, 656 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,429 but this beautiful woman is dying to meet you. 657 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:19,865 Wayne Lapotka? 658 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:23,001 I’ve been wanting to talk to you all night. 659 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,634 Is this happening? 660 00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:27,872 After all the promises my ex-wife broke 661 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,307 and all the computers I broke 662 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,509 trying to Weird Science a replacement for her, 663 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,144 it made me turn on women. Maybe I was wrong. 664 00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:35,512 Maybe women aren’t the enemy. 665 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,782 You’ve been served. 666 00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:40,351 [Yassir] Did Just For Men serve you for stealing their name. 667 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,753 - God damn it. - Oh, my God! 668 00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:42,855 [Blair knocking] 669 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,455 As long as we’re stuck in here, 670 00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:47,459 I’ve been dying to show you the new commercial. 671 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:51,596 [Blair knocks] Great. 672 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,998 [announcer] During Roger Harris’ first 673 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:57,301 term in Congress, he chaired the House Ethics Committee, 674 00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:58,702 coined the term... 675 00:23:58,769 --> 00:24:01,538 I’m sorry--remind me why this was $3 million? 676 00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,476 Those Star Wars guys take star wipes very seriously. 677 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:07,712 And that VO is just temp, but we’re out to Scott Baio. 678 00:24:07,778 --> 00:24:09,413 - Cool. - Yeah? 679 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,914 [computer beeps] 680 00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:12,584 Huh? 681 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,553 [Harris] I’m Roger Harris, and I’m running for Congress. 682 00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:15,686 - Looks great. - Yeah? 683 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,355 - Yeah, it looks really great. - Mmm. 684 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,191 [chuckles] 685 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:24,496 ♪ 686 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,030 [Blair] Scott Baio. 687 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,432 [new wave music] 688 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,501 [computer beeps] 689 00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,738 ♪ 690 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,204 What’d you do, Mo? Hm? 691 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:35,574 Did you leak our trade? 692 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,843 Huh, sounds like you didn’t get in on time. 693 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,177 - What the fuck did you do? - I saved your ass, Dawn. 694 00:24:40,244 --> 00:24:42,847 That trade’s gonna blow up as soon as the U.S. market’s open. 695 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,083 Now, if you’re smart, you get on the other side 696 00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:46,851 and buy the yen right now before the Nikkei closes. 697 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,519 I don’t need you to save my ass. 698 00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:50,255 I don’t need anyone’s fucking help. 699 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,856 I came up with Black Monday! 700 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:54,359 The whole thing-- it was my idea! 701 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:55,760 - Dawn Darcy! - Okay, listen. 702 00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:57,194 You may want to stop screaming that shit. 703 00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:58,563 And you might wanna stop telling me 704 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,531 what to stop screaming. 705 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:03,035 - Hm? - Yeah, that’s it. 706 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,069 Okay, look, will you just trust me please? 707 00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:06,237 If you want me to trust you, 708 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,074 then do something that’s trustworthy for once. 709 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,143 [soft dramatic music] 710 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,211 I just did, 711 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:17,582 ♪ 712 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:19,917 [dramatic music] 713 00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:23,555 [Reporter] An odd rumor swept across Wall Street last night 714 00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,390 driving the yen through the floor-- 715 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,590 quickly disproven at the opening bell. 716 00:25:26,657 --> 00:25:28,625 - [phone rings] - The Japanese currency 717 00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:29,961 immediately shot through the roof, 718 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,430 already higher than yesterday’s close. 719 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:33,798 [phone beeps] 720 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,634 You fucked us. You fucked us. 721 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,103 We lost millions. I knew it. 722 00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:40,404 Ugh, you’re still working with Mo 723 00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:41,605 and those little devils, aren’t you? 724 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:45,277 Whoa, whoa, Mo fucked us both again, 725 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:46,978 but it’s gonna be worth it, okay? 726 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,481 ’Cause I got enough information last night to fuck everybody. 727 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,785 You’d be surprised how people let their guard down 728 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,286 in front of the houseplant. 729 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:55,953 [Mo] It’s the exact kind of huge shit 730 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:57,253 that you’ve been looking for 731 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,588 so you can leverage Blair into a confession. 732 00:25:58,655 --> 00:26:00,458 I came up with Black Monday! Me! 733 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:01,593 It was my idea! 734 00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:03,494 [punchy music] 735 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,763 [urine trickling] 736 00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,999 Hey, hey, what the fuck, man? I’m a person. 737 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,601 My bad, my bad. 738 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,836 Trust me, I got this. 739 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,771 You better. You fucking better. 740 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,874 Otherwise I’m sending you back to the big house 741 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,509 and your wife to the poor house 742 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,512 and me to the fucking House of Pancakes. 743 00:26:21,578 --> 00:26:24,048 I’m bad off the dribble. Fuck. 744 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,115 - Fuck. - [phone beeps] 745 00:26:25,883 --> 00:26:26,984 [Reporter] And the yen continues 746 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,819 its historic rise. 747 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:33,291 - [Connie] I know what you did. - What? 748 00:26:33,357 --> 00:26:35,460 You found out Dawn was gonna be a part 749 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,630 of Blair’s illegal trade, so you used Keith to tip off 750 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,199 the rest of the street so they couldn’t get in in time. 751 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,467 What makes you think that? 752 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,201 ’Cause not only did they not get short, 753 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,871 somehow, Dawn had the brilliant idea to get long. 754 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,339 Almost as if someone told her 755 00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,209 the trade would blow up at the bell. 756 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,308 Huh. 757 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,877 Your girlfriend just made $9 million. 758 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,380 And wouldn’t you know-- 759 00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:55,880 it happens to be a totally legal trade. 760 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,648 Wow, that’s amazing, but I still don’t know 761 00:26:58,715 --> 00:26:59,983 what you’re talking about, boss. 762 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,619 And I don’t know what you smiling about, motherfucker, 763 00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:03,521 ’cause this changes everything. 764 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,023 Our deal is fucking off. 765 00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:06,191 How is our deal fucking off? For some shit that I didn’t-- 766 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,925 Hey, Mo. 767 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:11,229 Oh, Dede. Oh, I-I’m sorry. I didn’t realize-- 768 00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:13,898 - No, no, no, it’s not-- - No, no, no, no, no. 769 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,901 I told you. Don’t worry about it. 770 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,536 - She’ll understand, baby. - Uh, yeah. 771 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:21,271 No, I’m really happy for you guys. 772 00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:22,673 Ooh, Lord, 773 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,410 what the hell was in that punch? 774 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,376 I ain’t black out like that 775 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,413 since I crossed Alpha Gamma Psi. 776 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,047 - [man] You know! - [growls] 777 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,848 [laughs] 778 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:33,917 Y’all Wall Street people know how to party. 779 00:27:33,984 --> 00:27:35,353 Hey, Marcus, you know what? 780 00:27:35,419 --> 00:27:38,355 I actually--I would really like to go on that date. 781 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,192 [soft dramatic music] 782 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:42,059 - Did I ask you out on a date? - Yes. 783 00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,595 Ooh, dope. 784 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,231 You know what? I just had the best idea. 785 00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:49,200 Double date. 786 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:52,369 Yeah, I mean, Dawn, there is so much I want to learn about you. 787 00:27:52,436 --> 00:27:54,272 ♪ 788 00:27:54,338 --> 00:27:55,373 Great. 789 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,875 - Great. - Great. 790 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:02,580 Yeah, great. [laughs] 791 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:04,281 [Wayne] This means war. 792 00:28:04,348 --> 00:28:07,285 [dramatic music] 793 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,288 ♪ 794 00:28:12,289 --> 00:28:15,226 [mellow electronic music] 795 00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:20,330 ♪ 54593

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