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9:02,108 -Why in the world would I do that?

[unsettling music]

[Tucker inhaling deeply]

-No one is upstairs but I swear someone is in this house.

-Clear down here.

Found Peacemaker though.

In the pocket of your coat.

-Oh! You think I...

Well darlin', I'll take your adorable magic gun,

and I raise you a pair of pistols and two gifted hands.

-Doc, shut up. Do you really think that I would shoot you to get the ring?

-Yeah, I've been reading about hormones. Unstable buggers.

-Oh ho! So you think that because I'm... I'm...

I'm the size of a giant cheeseburger

with a baby cheeseburger inside me,

and maybe really hungry right now,

you think that I can't handle my job?

-Things are different. You are mere weeks from giving birth.

-No! Stop! Do not ever forget

that I am the heir of this Goddamn curse.

And you know what?

That means that anything that has to do with the curse...

is mine. That ring included.

-You think so? -I know so.

-Then come and get it.

[eerie laughter]

[suspenseful music]

-Being a Gardner was suffocating.

Mercedes and Beth were always telling me what to do.

Then one day, they changed.

Gave me freedom, supported me. Do you know why?

-They saw something unique in you.

-Yes!

It felt like I finally had the family I wanted.

I felt like...

I could be... me.

I guess you've always known what that feels like.

-Not so much.

-I used to think you were too good for me.

Now I see how alike we are.

Two lost souls.

-You said you found your family.

-I said I felt like I found my family.

You have to listen.

We can work on that.

-Mercedes and Beth believe that you're dead.

They'll... they'll be so happy.

I wanna be there when you tell them--

-That's not gonna happen, Waverly.

Those things that look like Mercedes and Beth?

Aren't.

It's gonna sound crazy, but inhuman creatures,

demons, took their place.

-They're possessed? -No.

The creatures have their own bodies.

-So your real sisters are OK?

[whimpering] -Hey, it's OK!

Look, I'm not gonna hurt you.

-[Tucker]: I think one is still hanging on...

[yelping]

But without a face, what's a girl to do?

[Tucker laughing] -Oh, man...

-You're right. It's not funny.

-If these new sisters are so wonderful,

why would fake your death?

-Because it turns out they were the fakers.

All their praise, approval.

All lies.

You wouldn't use me like that, would you?

-Never.

-I'm gonna get you out of here.

[doors crashing shut]

-Whoa. OK.

Hey, listen.

I'm gonna get you out of here, OK?

[whimpering]

I'll be back.

-[Tucker]: We don't need anyone else.

We'll be each other's family.

-That's so sweet.

Oh, shoot.

-What?

-Well, my... my old family.

Wynonna. She'll...

She'll look for me, right?

She'll never stop.

But if... if I call her

and tell her that I'm going out of town for a while, then...

...we won't have to be fugitives.

-You're a clever girl.

One call.

I'll be listening.

-[Widow]: I can smell you. -More Burberry,

less burnt-in-a-church than you'd hoped?

-Didn't know your department delivered. Fantastic.

I'm starving. -Ooh, is that why you killed Tucker?

'Cause you couldn't barbecue us, so you got yourself a kids' meal?

-Why does everyone assume it was me?

-Surrender now and I might give you some leniency.

-Like the time Black Badge kept us in a box?

[gasping]

-I heard that we piped in some pretty good muzak.

-Don't mock me.

-Where's your sister?

Give her up, I might be able to provide some sanctuary.

-Tempting... but no.

-You said you'd do anything, you'd give anything to ensure my happiness.

-You are one greedy girl. -Oh, you!

Yeah, I saw who you were! You're a cruel, hard man

whose pleasures came from other people's pain.

-Sometimes I think you really must hate me.

-Sometimes I do.

Give me the Goddamn ring.

[phone buzzing]

-Voicemail.

Hey, sis. Uh...

Things with Nicole are a bit tense

so I'm... gonna skip town.

Do some soul-searching.

I might not see you for a while.

I love you, Wynonna.

[phone beeping] -We should go.

-Wait. Um...

Wait.

Can we go to my jeep first?

I... Well, I need some clothes.

-I can buy you anything.

Maybe some more modest skirts.

Your hemline's been creeping up over the years.

[groaning]

-Wrong, Douche-B.

If a girl wants to flash some thigh, ain't no one's business but her own.

-You're alive!

-Funny thing about being a revenant.

[demonic voice]: It's really hard to get dead.

-Come out, come out, wherever you are!

When my husband rises, he will rule with me by his side

in my true form, feeding off the vassals

eternally bound to serve him.

Including you. -I'm not much of a joiner.

-Say goodbye, Agent Dolls.

[demonic shrieking]

[fast-paced music]

-Bye.

-Watch out! -Jeremy!

-It worked!

This is the vapour guard I've been working on.

You know, with it I can...

Oh, shit... crumbs.

-Dude, next time I say stay in the truck,

stay in the truck!

-Go ahead and shoot me! -Come on!

What are you so afraid of? -Damn it, woman, I just told you to shoot me.

-Doc, listen to me!

If I don't break the seal, the Widows will find it

and they will kill you anyway.

-Fine! I always knew you'd be the death of me anyway!

[eerie giggling]

-Somebody's a little over-dressed for dinner.

Sorry, we already have a Dolls.

[metallic humming]

[rushing air]

[violin music]

-You were right.

Demonic forces are drawn to the seal.

Those things I said...

-Yeah, I meant what I said too. -But it was the doll that made us say them aloud.

-Was it?

Doc, this is...

...it's about something bigger than us.

-The demon Clootie. -Our baby.

I mean, I need to do that on my own terms,

but I promise I won't break the seal. Not until after.

We... we need a plan.

But when that plan is in place,

I will break it...

with you by my side.

[gentle piano music]

-Do you swear?

-I do.

[unsettling music]

You kept the receipt, right?

[sighing]

-[Tucker]: Waverly!

Waverly!

-Brother.

It's time to come home.

You truly love that girl, don't you?

-She's my angel.

-There is something.

She's special.

Too special for an abomination like you.

[demonic howling]

Betrayal has consequences, Tucker.

You wanted a girl?

Well, I'll be your girl.

[screaming]

[snarling]

[screaming]

[violin music]

-I have been arrogant.

When I first stepped out of that box...

Oh, the freedom!

Now Beth has abandoned me, my craft has faded.

Please. Please, I just need one more miracle.

Myself to you...

I eternally give.

Blood from myself

spilled as I live.

Reveal to me

the seal of three.

Command you by these rings.

Be you forever my King.

Husband,

grant that which I seek!

Constance's seal.

[rising music]

The deed shall be done.

I swear it.

It is the law.

[maniacal laughter]

-You know, you lock shit up, you think that people would stay out of it.

-What, boyfriend people?

-Decidedly non-boyfriend people.

Never mind.

-Either stop staring at me like a midway attraction,

or pony-up five bucks for admission.

-Sorry, that's rude.

OK. Here's to you...

who saved my life.

Who... happens to be a...

-Say it.

-A r... revenant.

God, that's so weird!

You're just such an awesome person.

-So, you gonna give me a head start?

Before you tell Wynonna about me.

-Oh, no, I don't...

I'm not going to.

Because then I'd have to tell her about me.

-What, that you're annoyingly sweet?

-I think I'm half revenant.

Wow, that's the first time I've said it out loud to...

anyone. -Even Nicole?

-Oh, God! Nicole...

Ugh, that text was so nasty.

She's gonna need some space.

-Screw space.

Look, you need to get up in her face and make things right.

I gave a guy space once. Took up with his best friend.

And that friend was on Wyatt's shit-list.

Yeah. Worst second date ever.

-Do you think she's up yet? [Rosita chuckling]

-Ms. Pleat-in-her-pants is probably doing a sun salutation as we speak.

But she'll open the door for you.

No matter what time.

[knocking]

-Waves?

[discordant music]

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