All language subtitles for Top Gear S01E10

In tonight's Top Gear:
Mick Jagger among supercar.

The search continues for the
fastest faith in Britain.

A Stig drives a new TVR's compartment.

Hello and welcome to the big
Christmas holiday edition of Top Gear!

As you can see, we've spent a lot of money
on Christmas twig, orange and walnuts.

Ode ball.

Let's forget about Christmas,
let's talk about the big shiny SUVs.

Most of them are bought by people who live
in cities that when they go to the country,

think it will fit. Really?

This is the village. It is brown and
old scenery, mainly such residents.

These cars driving in rural areas.
Junk with wheels.

Muddy, tough vehicles that are kept
in one piece with the rod and rope.

It's hard to fit in here,
if I do not live here.

This is my truck.
This is the Toyota Land Cruiser Amazon.

It was built to be able to go through
Africa and Australia, so it is not a problem

to drive the kids to school in Oxfordshire.
It has seven seats, thresholds and other

still a feeling of invincibility.
When driving this narrow road,

another driver gets out of the way.

You can use it for hunting, but I do not
recommend it. Not that we should not van

Asphalt, great, but it just does
not fit into the landscape, somehow.

Hunting is a traditional sport where the
winner gets dinner, and the loser went hungry.

Here's just you,
your serenity and peace of the forest.

The smoke comes from the pipes,
light rain softens the edges.

In this traditional scene Land
Cruiser is somehow prešljašteći.

You see, this is green,
and this is Toyota's concept of green color.

So just do not go.

BMW X5 is also hopeless,
but for another reason.

Yes, it is big and has a drive to
all four wheels, but that's the end.

Not even off-road tires, and it is as
if you have come here in high heels.

This car is Milli Vanilli, looks good,
but it is only an imitation.

Even the gentlest field is stuck,
a tip will visit you

in the old Land Rover and
we will die from laughter.

Even if you are the Marquis of Blenforda.
-Don't This is not perfect?

How much is worth the Land Rover? 30,000?

Well, I'll be fair, worth 200,000 pounds.

And this is worth 50,000
pounds and got stuck.

What is your?
-Truper. -Is Truper passes? -O yes.

Remarkably, as the Land Rover my age.

And the only men to climb.
I can not climb up this hill.

He's better than me.
The worst has passed BMW.

You beat BMW for 10 meters. So much less walking.
-That's right.

What about the jeep Grand Cherokee?
Surprisingly, the US auto,

it is extremely reticent and drowns
in the environment Oskfordšira.

I was good in difficult terrain.

He's good, but there are a few problems.
It gives a sense of agrikulturan.

This is not to blame because it is still an
SUV. What I resent is bad skin on the seats,

This horrible fake wood.
And it is not at all big inside as you think

when you see it from the outside.
But the worst thing about it,

the feeling that you have
purchased second-best.

The new Range Rover is more than
20,000 pounds Džipa. These days more

luxury yacht than a car. But do not worry,
it is still ready for roughness.

Look at this. To hand this switch to turn
on the control of descent from the mountain.

Expelling speed, involve reducer,
belting into gear now

I'll just focus down this
seemingly impossible slope.

Now I'm going to do something that you think
it's crazy. I'll take your foot off the brake.

That's amazing.
I feel that ABS control each wheel

and looking to keep a straight line.

I maintain walking speed while descending.

Of course, the X5 can do and he has
control of the descent, it's stolen BMW

while they were masters Rover,
but what can the X5 to turn

and climbed back up the hill.
X5 does reducer. No differential lock.

No this height above the ground and the
size of the wheels. He is not a true SUV.

And this really is.

There's something else. Range Rover van
Savoy looks good, but looks even better here.

At one time the Range Rover
was the king of the field.

I still have a successor on the
same invincibility, but believe me,

they will still be stuck, very.

See what I mean?

First he tried to pull out Blenford lord.

Yet it was in his garden.
But he deteriorated thing

and the next attempt one of the locals,
but his pickup was stuck in a puddle.

Then I drove the Land Cruiser. In a hurry
I ran out and ended up in the woods.

The point is that these
gilts should not be here.

How do we get him out? Why do we laugh?

This morning you said you can not go anywhere.
That's right, you see that has passed here.

While we were cutting the trees around Toyota,
arrived in a tractor to pull the Range Rover.

But even he had problems. This is a
problem when shooting in the countryside.

There's too much mud. All the cars
are drawn and we are back to work

explaining why the Range Rover so good.

You see, there are real wood here
and here and hand-stitched leather,

and finishing the interior
provides the best in all cars ever

just like that. It's like you're in the
middle of a fancy restaurant in Notting Hill.

I am here as a tangible feeling.

The conclusion is that if you want to take
something old SUV, with a rough cube tires.

If you want something for the weekend,
they are all good, but one stands out.

The only car that is not jammed the jeep.
No he is. We did not see.

You did not, because he drove a cameraman.
-So, Range Rover is the best,

despite the fact that 20,000 more expensive than
Džipa? Add details are stunning development.

Let me show you, the steering wheel has
heating. A push of a button and heats up.

And even better is having a
paraffin heater that you can program

on a computer that dare say,
in six hours if you go to work at seven,

so it's nice when you get hot.

I fear that this might be the
most boring sentence ever said

on British television, but sometimes had
a two-piece chassis, is now one piece.

And you know exactly what it means.
-So That less curl.

There are smart additions, and that's
great i say that because wallow Range Rover

does not have the best reputation and explore
a little. They ran into a few problems,

such as painting, interior, problems with the engine.
-version Of 4 liters. -I 4.6.

And the diesel versions. All engines. Gearboxes are corrupt.
-Miniature. And handheld.

Gear, suspension as well. And all the electronics.
-Yes. -All. -Yes.

I had a conversation with Land Rover about
it and they said that this is made good.

So I said, "Well, give us one to six months."
And they agreed.

If any waste,
or is dissolved or broken down, in any way,

We can not kill the director's dog. That's fair.
-Before His children.

That sounds fair.
-On Example, if this is loosened just a little, the dog is finished.

It is time to look back on 2002
and declare our car of the year.

The nominees are: Range Rover that
we've just seen, the king of SUVs.

Mazda 6, the Japanese answer to the
Germans who succeed, a great car for that.

There is also a Mini Cooper S, the most
popular car in the world at the moment,

as well as to drive the turbo-filled Parker.

And Audi RS6, fast on the line,
quick cornering, fast, even in the rain.

Are we missing something? Has anyone any suggestions?
-Majbah 62nd

Maybach 62 is stupid car,
we can discuss that later. Anyone else?

Voksal Vektra!
-Voksal Vektra?

Vektra was not even the best
car that was launched in 1904!

Jaguar XJ? He was released this year, is it?
Where do you live?

In what part of the country? Coventry?
They make it there! Did you notice?

I'm afraid that you are all astray, and the
official jury of the European elections,

who voted for the auto Reno Megan year.
Only if you like watching.

So, our car of the year is ...
We have a gold envelope. Ready?

This is the Range Rover. Judges, and that
we are, we are very impressed chassis,

heating and general "rendz-Roverošću".

And the next one is the most pointless car.
The nominees are: Mercedes Maybach,

because the private plane that can not fly.

And Ford Fusion, which is advertising,
Ford Fiesta in the Hat.

Rover 75, with a larger wheelbase,
suitable only for mayor of Preston.

Are we forgetting something?
SL 55 AMG is besm ...

To declare a winner, and that is:

Ford Fusion!

The jury was impressed by Ford's
lack of interest in this car,

they knew all love male vans,
they knew they had to make him

and they are not interested.
-Sledite Popular category for the strangest Reno.

The nominees are: Velsatis, business auto,
but only if you work at Enron.

Megan, family car,
but only if your family Osborne.

I Avantajm, sports coupe, but only if
you want a car that does not look sporty,

or as a coupe.
-Pobednik Found in the strangest Reno,

Renault's crazy in the right manner:
Nisan Mikra!

The jury noted that the designer
obviously had too much ink in the pen.

See it! Finish design, man!
Step away from the table! You're done!

That's enough detail in one car.

Track important category,
our "Guarantor do not miss the money" awards.

And the winner is:

Eddie Irvine!
For advertising this pressure washer!

He earned 6 million pounds last year,

but still thought it was a good
idea to appear in this box.

You have the mall to 79.99 pounds.

At this point we will not award a
prize for the fastest car on our track,

and it is a radical, with a staggering 1:19.

It seems that the Germans oversee
our broadcast and came into contact

and say they have several cars
that they think can win our path.

This is AS 1, driven by the engine of a
motorcycle, also from Suzuki Hajabuze,

we see the radical in Westfield.

Wherein? It's gone.

Wherever it is, it increased to 1.4 liters.
This does not sound like much,

or AS 1 weighs only 600 kg.
This is the same as my shoes.

So should not that fast as lightning.
But I'm more interested in this.

It looks like a normal Audi TT with
stickers and a normal Audi engine.

1.8 liters with turbocharging,
it is adjusted and now develops 400 hp.

Just as a Ferrari 360.
In normal TT-in motor drives all four wheels.

But in this,
the engine drives the front wheels.

Recent launches something out of the trunk.
Another engine of 400 hp!

There are two engines! 800 hp!
Obviously I have to try it!

This hurts!

Let's see how turns.

It is best to close their eyes in a curve.
That's my advice.

Two engines, ridiculous.

Dual fuel bill, but it must be
said that it is double the fun.

Wonderful! But these cars must now go
through a difficult test. Stiga Salute!

AS 1 moves first,
but no stereo is Stig bad mood.

Maybe you do not act soon,
or at all do not get pregnant!

You see how it is aligned
in the head with a hammer!

Now passes near the tires, it is very fast!

A little flame from the exhaust,
while coming in the last two curvatures!

Malo struggled, but remains on track,
this is the last curvature in the order!

The following is a strong TT with two engines,
which is fast on the line, but bad when cornering.

Again, no stereo, Stig will be very angry!

While entering the hammer head,
the lack of stereo affects driving.

Large flames as it enters the last curve
and really deserved Christmas present.

Congratulations, Germans bothered you.
Here's our table with the fastest times.

At the top of the British Radikal
with a whopping 1:19. Very good car.

Let's see how the Germans drove. First,
Bimoto with two engines is a smart choice.

Time is 5: 1. No, that's not it, this is the result.
-The Score from 1945 -From in 1966.

No, it is not.
In fact it is 1:28, which is very good.

Faster than a Lamborghini's nine seconds
slower than the British Radicals.

What was 1 AS?
-Another Good German car, an impressive 1:29.

Oh my God.
-Odlican Success. -Oh my God. They're not as fast as the British Radikal,

which remains the fastest car of the season with 1:19.
-Great News.

A few weeks ago, we were looking
for the fastest British faith.

Won the Church of England. The problem
is that the Muslims did not participate,

because at the time the recording was Ramadan.
And for the same time, they are prohibited

eat or engage in motorsport.
But to announce that Ramadan is over,

but we Muslims here.
And not only him but also the druids!

I Rastafarian and the Seventh-day Adventist!
Welcome!

You're huge!

What is your name?
-Pastor Gary Gordon. -Okay. Where you live? -In Oxford.

What do you drive?
-Pežo 1.9 diesel. You got any idea what we're doing here?

Yes, somewhat.
-You Will not take a lot of the Peugeot diesel train, that's for sure.

And you are? I guess, Rastafarian.
-That's right. And what's your name?

Levi. What do you drive?
-Mondea Diesel.

Another diesel.
-Interesantan As Peugeot. -Did You deal motorsport?

I participated in the opening of the
British Rally Championship. Really?

Only in the initial Polo class.
-Whatever, It is participating in a real motorsport.

With the left wheel.
You got it, all you have.

And you what is your name?
-Arthur Pendragon. -King Arthur? -Just One.

I thought he was a fictional character.
No, I did not, and neither is this sword.

Finally, in the end, is that you?
-Tarik DASIM. -Where you live?

In West Sussex. What do you drive?
-Škodu RS. -Fast Car!

I've got a little note that
he once drove to Paris,

or you misread the speed limit. I did.

You thought that the limit of 130 km / h,
the limit of 130 miles.

Perfect. Now we'll find out what you
have been on the track this morning,

obviously save a car in one piece,
which can not be said for the bishops,

who was here a few weeks ago.
-I Do not believe the bishop. -That's right.

And you stay away from the grass.

We'll see what you've been a little later.

Last Sunday we had some
amazing offers for you:

Volkswagen Pasat 11,000 or Fiat
Stilo to 7,995, and best of all,

Ford Ka to 4,995. There has never been
cheaper and easier to buy a new car.

Such prices are killing polovnjak.
When something like this comes to sales,

practically worshiped him.

Here's the first car today, Citroen AX.
He crossed the 65,000 km less.

Since seven years old,
I can buy it for 1,300 pounds.

This is Citroen AX Ilejšen,
limited edition, has a one-liter engine,

which means that a small registration,
and has a sunroof and metallic paint.

When you look inside, you know it's nice.
Stereo, all the parts that should have,

a driven only 63,000 km,
this car is only half of his century.

A few years ago, such an AX has cost
2,000 pounds. So this is a gift.

The following is a family car,
Nissan Primera for less than 1,000 pounds.

You get power and electric
windows and even the factory roof.

He crossed the 150,000 km,
but it will be good for at least 65,000 km.

A not to invest in something that is punched.
A careful inspection of color

shows no signs of repairs.

Electric windows work fine,
but how it works sunroof?

When zaverglate cold engine,
no crackling and banging.

All this for a grand,
seems to me like a great offer.

But since it's the cheapest auto correct?

This man, Martin Gordon,
does not waste £ 200 per car.

This, Nisan 300C, it cost him 100 pounds.

He crossed the 215,000 km,
but so far had no major failures.

With this car you need a strong battery,
good cables and spark plugs,

because the problems with electricity
were highest in low-cost car.

It turned out that the easiest
cars are easy to maintain.

You're obviously committed to this.
I think it's funny to put a lot of money

and watch how rapidly losing value.
I know it is an impressive car,

but with a little attention can be as
reliable as auto 10-12 years younger.

If someone hits you, steal,
or has a major fault, I'll get another.

You must be familiar with if you
are buying a car for 100 pounds.

For a little more money,
you can still take a decent car.

This Voksal Astra CDI have power steering,
electric mirrors shift,

even has a factory sunroof. Look at this,
440 pounds and it is the dealer.

If you are brave and go for auction,
you can go cheaper.

This is not the old nag. Covering
approximately 150,000 km and service history,

there are still plenty of life ahead of him.

One of the reasons why these
cars are so cheap "time bombs".

Under this belief that if something breaks down,
it will cost more than the value of the car.

Modern cars have computers,
and if you break down, it's over.

Better to put the trash.

Some experts would say to avoid these
"time bombs"

but consider carefully select and
take this car for a year or two,

This is a cheap ride.
If it breaks, do not howl, take another.

But, Jason, this Astra is creepy.
-Skin 440 pounds. -The truth.

I found a 14-year-old Volvo. He crossed
the 250,000 km, I paid him 900 pounds.

Now I registered for the second time.
When rikne also sign it.

What if the wrong one of these cars?
-I do not care. 440 pounds for the Astra,

a much does it cost to service new car.
-The truth.

You can spend Christmas without the Astra, but you
can not without a bit of Bond, but there it is.

Did you ever had the feeling
that somebody loves you?

Did you see that?
-Who is? That's where the fish. How is this fish got into the car,

and that Barbara Beck and Roger Moore are not drowned?
-Good question.

I notice these things in the movies.
The hole is big enough that the fish inside.

And a lot of water. The point is that we
have shown the insert because we wanted

to show how old Lotus Esprit. 27 years!
A quarter of the history of the car!

And if you think about it,
was launched when these ties were in fashion.

I was wondering what you will.
-Nadživeo These and those from the '70s,

outlived Vrekles Erika,
Elvis Costello is still topical

at the time the present of Windsor knot.
That's interesting comparison. It's perfect!

And I can not remember anything from
1975 that looks half as good as this.

The only thing that follows
Esprit from 1975 to today's price.

With 50,000 pounds costs half as the
Ferrari 360. But he did not half a car.

He stayed in the game
because of a constant rate.

Today, instead of the 2.2-liter
engine četvorocilindrinčnog

has a 3.5-liter V8 with
a pair of turbochargers.

Perhaps the classic,
but still wears bracelets with spikes

and thrashing his head as a young man.

A does not work either as your father
while dancing. He's pretty good.

Esprit makes 266 hp per tonne,
which is more than the Mercedes SL 55

or a Porsche 911 or a Ferrari 456.
He's like North Korea.

Small but dangerous.

This means that going from
0-100 km / h in 4.8 seconds.

Maximum speed is 280 km / h. It
is still very, very fast car.

And not just on the line.
The cornering is absolutely perfect.

Gives a hint of understeer that
you know you're on the edge, and if

continue to tread, you will get a large dose
of adrenaline while slipping on the side.

Beautifully balanced.

One area where I can not hide age is here.

Do not forget that this car from the
time when people lived in the trees.

Only learned to walk upright so
it was cramped driving position.

Over the years,
they tried to improve with a new dashboards

and other seats, but it's like moving
furniture in a small apartment.

It will still be a small apartment.

Lack of space is nothing against
the real Achilles heel of this car:

its transmission.

Changing gears in this car should be
like a freshly bathed pats the dog,

but in the present is like a gift to the
crocodile, coarse and rough and yuck!

He's hopeless!

Almost ruining a whole car.

Almost, but not quite.

The fact is that I am an admirer of Esprit, I
have always been and will always be waiting.

So, you like Esprit. But how much longer?
That's a big problem,

because the transmission, the thing that
spoils it, it will probably kill you.

Because it was taken from the Renault 25,
a Reno not true for years.

And running out of them. And the problem is
that they can not make their own transmissions

because of how much they sell a year? Half of the
car. That's right, it would cost millions of pounds.

And if you kill it, it's a shame,
because whoever you ask here

to draft a supercar, it'll draw.
Yes, it has a perfect shape supercar.

Do you know why? Because it has headlights
that can be lifted. Yes, I love them!

When I was a kid all I wanted was a
car with headlights that can be lifted.

Do you know how many cars now have
these headlights? This and another.

Do you know what? RX7?
RX7's not true anymore. MX5 them no more.

Porsche does not make them any more. What?
Ferrari 456! It hit the man from Coventry!

Bravo Ferrari 456 is still the only one left.
I think we need more to make them.

Why is it not true? They say that affect the
aerodynamics. So no need to chase the night.

That's right! Replace them. However, there
is one thing we want to do with this car,

Stiga leave!

When we say that Stig transit Esprit
said it does not like the Lotus.

I asked him why,
but he would continue to talk.

The only way to get him in the car
was to buy him a CD of Mudi frock.

Esprit is not only fast on the routes,
but it is good and when cornering.

Look at this! The only thing bad brakes.

Not that it needs.

You see, the first time in six
weeks that the track is dry.

Get in the last curve,
beautiful passes and passes the target!

The weather is ... Ready?
-Yes.

1:32 PM.
-32? That's faster than my car. That's a very good time.

It's faster than many serious car.
Ide here. She was dry runs,

but it is -254 degrees Celsius,
so that it was slippery.

This is an amazing time.

Aston, Ferrari, all are slower.
-I know! Bless you!

When you cease to be true,
we will be very, very sad.

And now the news:
this week we wanted to see what comes next.

I Esprit, comes a lot of exciting supercar.
That's an understatement.

It comes half a million new.
-Best Supercar next year

must be this: Porsche Carrera GT.
It has a V10 engine, 250,000 pounds;

or just look at it!
-It is beautiful.

This is the most beautiful car I've
seen in a very, very long time.

A new Viper, which is the American
equivalent of a sports car,

as it is equivalent to President George W. Bush.
-Yes. That's it.

8.3-liter engine, 500 hp is not enough,
because here comes a new Bugati

which has a 1,000 hp! It's called the Veyron,
there ... How to put 1,000 hp in a car?

Open the glove box, there is a 40 hp.
36 in the ashtray,

slightly under the seat.
Look at him! 1,000 hp!

An incredible amount of power.
-From 0 to the grave for four seconds.

Poof! I'm dead!
-Ubrzaš Right into a tree!

A little more realistic is the McLaren
Mercedes SLR. Just a little more realistic.

It looks a bit like SL,
in fact very like SL from some angles,

but it is a completely new car,
mainly carbon fiber, so it will be easy,

has filled turbo V8 engine,
very fast. I can be yours for 250,000 pounds.

Konigzeg!
You liked the SLR, but this is stronger.

This one has 655 hp and think it
is the fastest car in the world.

0-100 km / h in 3.5 seconds,
385 km / h top speed.

385? I was Swedish?
-Yes. He will not guess it probavati in Sweden?

It's slippery.
-Can Here to experiment on the road M1. Or M14. -M50 Not bad.

M32 is good.
-M27. Does anyone have any other ideas?

M5? Do not go in there ... Do not be stupid!
You can not drive 385 km / h on M5.

Ridiculous! What follows next?
I know! Askari!

Another supercar here in the studio!
This is the first and genuine in

Banbury, from a company called Askari,
which is short for

English-Scottish car industry.
BANBURY the English-Scottish and here it is.

It has a 5-liter V8 engine.
They said they do not say where he was.

It's a secret.

BMW X5 we had before in the studio.
Good engine has. Yeah, good.

What can we say about him? The problem
is that many British companies appear

who wanted to build a supercar:
Li-Francis, Jensen, Markos,

Stratkaren i ... Everyone failed. All of!

We wish all the best Askari from Britain!
Not! Not the best of Britain!

We wish good luck. Fingers rod.

If you want, you can not buy some
of these many supercar coming,

do not worry, there is lots and sports cars.
Chrysler throws 26,000 pounds

Krosfajer worth. Here it is.
Basically, it's a Mercedes SLK.

It was designed by Briton and is made in
Germany, the car for the pride of America!

A coming and a new Mazda RX8.
22,400 pounds, a very good price.

Wankel engine, rear doors open to a counter.

These engines Vanke had a big problem,
because the piston too quickly spent.

I think it will zam ... Really it.
Using the hardest thing known to man.

Diamonds?
-Tvrđu Of the diamond. I'll tell you what's hardest substances,

this is the "Bonžita". Listen to this:
Bonžita left in the bowl and put

the dishwasher.
Have you ever tried to take off?

I had to put 60 tons of dynamite into a bowl,
blew a bowl,

but she still clung to pieces.
That is the solution, no doubt.

It's now used to the Mazda Bonžita.
Coming up there some sensible cars?

I have a list of the new
car and the answer was no.

Porsche says an SUV worth 50,000 pounds
that goes 240 km / h. It is not reasonable.

Volkswagen, whose name means "people's car",
says Feton than 60,000 pounds.

Reasonable!
-Ekonomija In Germany clearly doing better than we think.

There is one, in fact, has a reasonable car.
Voksal Signum.

Basically the Vectra.

Coming down. We have to forget about his
"vektrinoću" because it is not

like the Zafira, Astra, which is a
seven-seater. There are only five seats,

but the seats are moved back and recline.
They are very good back.

It will be the first car that
people will scramble to sit back.

"No, no, you go!
Really, you drive, I'll sit here."

This was the end of the news. No, not
because TVR has a new car every three weeks.

I all have substantially the same. This is
without looking T350C know what I'll get.

Very sexy curved body,
great sound engine and two seats.

And there it is. The point is that this
car mostly taken lovers "race days"

people who go to the race track on Saturday,
Monday and transport parts.

Must be "Jekyll and Hyde" car,
which is not easy.

The new car uses the proven TVR's engine,
which provides 350 hp

and 0-100 km / h in 4.4 seconds.

There are tough rather soft top and this
makes it tougher. But these curves are

designed to be aerodynamic as a
top priority in the development.

All this is good news for road and racetrack.

But it gets tricky when it comes to
adjusting the suspension, chassis,

shock absorbers, springs, these things.
You must know the set.

This is a race track, covered with
fine asphalt, so you can adjust the

suspension to be hard as you like,
you can make a quick lap.

But this is a British car,
what you use every day, full of patches,

with holes and damages with trenches next.

TVR brought the car and mechanics, we have
added Stiga and adjusted according to him.

The car did not even flinch at the start.

A see how it goes through the curve,
there are no drift. A very fast.

A and scored a good time 1:28.

Over time, adjust the auto sharper,
more fierce, according Stigovom taste,

to the very limits.

And it gets worse when you
leave the track and go home.

I think Stig need to keep
driving rather than mechanics.

This is total rubbish on the road!

So uncomfortable! I can not manage!

I do not know where to turn now, go randomly.

He was returned to the garage
and Stig was said to be realistic

and to help TVR in to adjust
the car that everyone can use.

Then he returned to the track
with a little softer setting.

I immediately see that there
is more skidding in curves,

a time within the second, slower,
1:29, but it was still a good time.

And it is much better to drive.

On the road is much better to
ride and faster in the real world.

Some TVR finish the job, but at least
now they know where the boundaries.

One thing I want to do with this car,
to think up a better name.

T350C sounds like iron.
-Štagod That is, a jack. He's a tool.

And that will not go, so whatever you come up
with, even if they continue to call it T350C,

we will call it will.
Choosing a name can be tricky.

I have here a list of names and
better the original, I swear.

It was the Mazda Bongo friends. Very chic!

Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal.

What's its mark? This one is the best:

Isuzu Mysterious Useful Wizard. Great name!

I do not work only Japanese,
'80 Volkswagen has launched

1 version of the Golf, convertible
pink with white skin and was called:

Fancy boy. We did not see them in the UK.
-Importers Said: "No, thank you."

TVR soon had a great name.
They had serber, as a dog (Cerberus).

They had the Chimera, a mythological creature
and TUŠKAN, which is the supreme god of all,

and now come up with a microwave. They will have
to do better than that. I've got a great idea:

Ready? "Black Widow"
You can not call it that car, that's awful.

I just did, that's TVR Black Widow,
a fighter plane called so.

The pilot was flying, was killed and another
took his place, all they want that plane.

I know what you want,
a powerful name like TVR Armageddon.

Is there a proposal? Poseidon? What is a god?
-Must. -Must?

Discarded.
-There's Someone else? -Tor! -Tor? -God Thunder. Yes, TVR Tor.

Harry Potter!

Very, very poor! It's a wizard!
I know that is a wizard,

just like TVR Harry Potter.

There's something about it,
such as the famous TVR's lineup.

TVR Beatrix Potter.
Zeka Piter, we like this forever.

I think you're missing the point Masi.
That's Paddington Bear.

Perfect!
-If You can not call it Black Widow, what do you think of Valhalla?

Yes. What do you mean "yes"?
Just decision, end of discussion.

Again, as with the cool wall!
She decided that we will make a great name,

but this is, no matter how it was called TVR,
Valhalla! End of story!

Vikings go there when they die, are not you?
-Groblje For the Vikings. Perfect.

We agreed!

What a relief.
Now is the time to return the fastest vera.

We'll find out whether any of these people,
faster than the Church of England.

Like the previous contestants,
will take Subaru 350 hp.

Will the Church of England
to remain ruler of the track?

The first goes Tarik, a Muslim.

Tariq was going great, but the druid
invoked the ancient gods oversteer.

Avoid the obstacles.
Give bonus points for turning?

Tariq Ali has mastered makes
and completed the circuit.

A lot of squeaking tires.

There is a point of braking and going the
long route. There's no markers for this.

Next Arthur Pendragon,
a member of an ancient Druid order,

Merlin priest, a war leader,
the high priest Dragon cave

and the driver Morris Oxford.

My Peugeot 1.9 D does not sound like that.
0-100 km / h for 10 minutes!

Led by Celtic druid
spirits had a neat circle.

As it passed so quickly? It's magic!

Geri, Seventh-day Adventist, was next.

But then he threw druid
makes and reduce auto.

Some advice?

You need to make this work together.
-I Like the idea of the co-pilot.

I am too, so to speak, masculine, thank you.
I'm too big for a car.

The last Levi's, Rastafarian,
spawning spirit Jaya.

Jah, strong, blessed ...
And druid lost his eye.

And this was the right answer the current
champion of the Church of England,

because, like him,
an amateur runner weekends.

I saw it.

All the superstars themselves and one
complete tragedy! Yes, the car was too small.

I know the feeling, all the cars are too small, do not you?
-I Do not know the feeling.

I met with the team.

What am I talking about?
-To Hear the results. Let's hits the back as usual:

fourth in you, Gary,
because you could not get in the car.

Your time is now up to four hours.

This is worrying.
-Third Place: King Arthur, with the time 1:48.

In the second place: Tarik, with excellent weather, 1:41.
-Thank you.

The big question is, because we know
now that the growth of Levi, won,

but the big question is whether
you win Church of England.

When the last time vehicles,
the time was 1:37, faster than all of you.

You're driven to 1:31!

It was only two seconds slower
than the record Stigovog!

An amazing ride,
Jason bring the trophy for the fastest faith!

In fact, it is the fastest vera for now,
until we find a small Adventist,

or a bigger car.

Every week we put a star
in a reasonably priced car.

We did a complete season.
And the effect is varied.

Ladies and gentlemen, Harry Enfield!
Ready to try. 3-4 now!

I'm running 50 km / h!

I'm out of control.
-Vođa Jamiroquai, Jay Kay!

Do not screw up, do not come on too much gas!

It is beautiful!

Ross Kemp!

Rubble! I hate you.
I'll tell you this sooner or later.

Jonathan Ross!
You see this wonderful diversion.

Not so much.

You look ridiculous!

I look like a fan of Star Trek!

You're lucky I'm still alive!
You think I care ?!

Not! But you're in luck!
Who wants to see his practicing?

I thought it would be faster.

Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Coogan!

I'm glad I cleaned my teeth.
-Toneš The growing panic easily.

This was in order.

I drive a Lexus.
-1: 53, Ross Kemp will go mad. -Pobedio'm Ross Kemp!

Tara Palmer Tomkinson! I'm going to
Harvey Nichols, which soon closed.

Handsome man on the street, wave it!
This left.

Do not bump into, but when I park,
isčukam city itself.

From the group Status Quo, Rick Parfit!

It's beautiful and there's more!

Back on track.

You crossed the goal side!
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Michael Gambon!

You look so frightened.

Tires!

You passed very close to the tires.
Well I should have.

Gordon Ramsay! Damn,
I could have sworn I saw a traffic policeman.

It tastes like gasoline!

This is roasted on the Subaru Forester,
four cylinders in line, a good base!

It was a mix of precision and Harry Anfield.

But now it's time to assign the prize
for the fastest star in the season,

but if you look at the table,
it's Jay Kay with 1:48 on here!

And that is that.

I'm sorry you fell off the end.
-BBC Are not dropped a bundle.

Do you want to give a speech in the style
of Tom Hanks when it receives the prize?

I want to tell everyone that this is one
of the most beautiful days of my life,

I got this prize and no Brit
Award or EMI is nowhere near this

i want to thank Jeremy, BBC, God, Mom, thank you.
-Fantastic!

Mass, Stig, Mass!

translated at the hearing heller and RedHead