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Pretty good town you got here.

You bet we have.

A public library, and the largest
insane asylum in the state.

Come on, Joe.
Let her down.

All right, all right,
back it up, will you?

They sure were great
fights last night, O'Hare.

Yes, they were.

- Never saw better fights in my life.
- I got a kick out of them myself.

So did I. So did I. They fought
like a couple of dressmakers.

When I see fights
like that, I feel

like getting back into condition
and getting into the fight game

myself again.

Ah, that's better.

Hello, O'Hare, what do you know?

Not a thing, not a thing.

That lug tells his wife
everything he knows.

Why should I tell him anything?

- Good morning, Mr. O'Hare.
- Oh, good morning, Mrs. Scroggins.

How's Mr. Scroggins?

He's not so well this morning.

That's unfortunate.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm worried about him.

Yeah, I am too.

He was out on one of this
benders last night again.

How he can drink that raw
alcohol and live, I don't know.

Fine man, he is.

Get out, get out,
get out, get out.

You think all I got
to do all day long?

Pop, Mom says for you to come up
and get your fiddle right away.

Get my fiddles?
I'll be right with you, Ronald.

- Pop, you want to hear a riddle?
- I'd love to hear a riddle, Ronald.

What is it?

Why does a cat's tail
like a long journey?

I'm afraid you have me, Ronald.

Why is a cat's tail
like a long journey?

Because it curves at the end.

Ronald, very good.

You're absolutely side splitting.

Eat your dinner.

What, no meat?

Vegetables contain
more minerals.

You want to hear
another cat riddle?

Yes, I would.
I'd love to.

What looks most like a cat
looking out of a window?

I don't know.

What looks most like the
domestic feline contentedly

gazing from the window?

I'll tell you what
looks most like a cat

looking out of a window.

Another cat looking in!

Oh, very good,
Ronald, very good.

Eat your spinach,
eat your spinach.

Would you like to
hear another riddle?

Don't encourage him.

Eat your carrots.

It shows he's awfully smart.

Mr. Lincoln used
to tell riddles.

And that, as much
as anything else,

made him the wonderful
president that he was.

Pop, why is a load
of hay like a mouse?

Don't, my poor brain.

He gives me pains with
these terrible wheezes.

You know why a load of
hay is like a mouse?

No, Ronald, I do not.

I've never noticed
the similarity

between a small rodent and a
large amount of horses food.

Why does a small rodent
resemble a load of hay?

Because a cat will eat it.

Cat will eat it.

Cattle eat it.

Very good, Ronald.

Eat your spinach,
Eat your spinach.

Hey!

Yeah?

Come in!
Come in!

Come in, come in.

Hey!

Coming, coming, I'm coming.

Hello, I hear you
want to buy a fiddle.

No, I have Lena here.

I'm perfectly
satisfied with her.

But him is a fine fiddle.

He may be a fine fiddle.

But I get very sweet
music out of Lena.

Somebody told me that
you want to buy a fiddle.

Well, as a matter of fact,
a few weeks ago, I did.

But I had Lena all fixed up.

And I'm perfectly
satisfied with her now.

And me push him for three miles.

I'm sorry about that.

Hey, hey, can I keep him here
till I come back from work?

Surely, surely, put him
right in the corner here.

That's fine.

Right in there, that's fine.

You take good care of him?

I'll take good care of him, yes.

- So long, boss.
- Goodbye.

How do you do, [INAUDIBLE],
or, uh, Miss Flugg?

Have a nice lunch?

Yes, I had a wonderful
steak at the lunch counter.

Steak, I love meat.

But we never have
it at our house.

My wife's a vegetarian.

All we have is vegetables.

Say, I was practicing last
night on Lena out in the garage.

And I think I got
that down fine now.

Would you mind listening to it?

Oh, I'd love to.

- You like that?
- I think it's sweet.

Yeah, I think it's much better.

Isn't it funny?

My wife doesn't
think it's music.

She just has no ear for it.

Here's the other one.
This is the second melody.

That's more difficult that
way, when you have to move

your hands around that way.

How do you do, sir?

Will you sit down?

- Manicure?
- No.

Hair cut or shave?

Yeah.

I beg your pardon.

Isn't your name Flugg?

Yeah.

I thought so.

I didn't recognize your
face when you first came in.

No, it's all healed up
since I was in here last.

Mr. O'Hare?

I see they're
offering $2,000 reward

for that bandit who robbed
the bank at Cucamonga City.

$2,000, I'd like
to get that dough.

If I wasn't so busy, I'd go over
and choke that guy to death.

I'd teach him not to rob
banks in and around the city.

Mr. O'Hare?

Did you had your
hat on backwards?

I beg your pardon?

Did you know you had
your hat on backwards?

Oh no, oh, thank you very much.

I had it on backwards
day before yesterday,

and a a friend of mine came up
and kicked me in the stomach.

Rubbing, rubbing.

Joe, don't miss it!

Rubbing, rubbing.

Be careful, boys, be careful.

OK, Mr. O'Hare.

I haven't thrown a
spit ball since I

was first line pitcher on the
Baltimore Orioles years ago.

Go out, son!

Careful, get on the
other side of the street!

OK.

Here she goes!

Ow!

Well, he-- he didn't hit it.

Shut your eyes, please.

That tickle?

A little dab, but
that won't hurt.

Ah, ah, ah.

OK, wasn't your
fault. I can fix that.

No harm done, no harm done.

Got a mole?

Yeah, I've had it all my life.

Mm-hm.

Won't have it any more.

I want to shave here.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

Oh!

That's all right.

How do you do?

Is it true that you can take weight
off in that steam room of yours?

I positively guarantee it.

My wife says if I don't
get some of this fat off

she'll leave me.

Just step right
this way, will you?

Right in here, here's
the room right here.

Just go into this hangar.

Change your clothes in there.

If he ever took his shoes off,
he'd go right up in the air.

Say, what's that
dog doing in here?

Oh, it's a very funny thing.

The other day, a
man was in here.

And I was shaving him.

The razor slipped,
and I cut his ear off.

The dog got it.

Ever since he's been hanging
around here for-- go away,

go away.

He's going to get another--
he can't get another ear here.

Gotta follow through the same
as you do with a hockey club.

I just sharpened
these razors up.

There you are.

Here we are.

Here's the steam room.

Right in there, go right
in there and sit down.

And I'll turn the
steam on right away.

Come on, Ethel, get excited!

There you are.

Now, don't stay in
here over a minute.

And if it gets too hot,
just press that button,

and the light will go on!

And if you get any trouble,
just pull that loop,

and the horn will blow up there,
and I'll get you right out.

He won't be long.

Stays in there a minute,
it'll take a ton off him.

Just one little hot towel,
and we'll be right through with you.

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

There we are.

The police car!
I bet they're after that bandit!

Which way did they go?

They went up that way.

You know when I
hear that old siren,

I feel like an old fire horse.

I want to get back
in the harness again.

I used to be a detective once.

- Really?
- Yes.

You seem to have
been everything.

I guess I was.

My wife calls me every--
yes?

Yes, my willow of the wisp?

Did you mail that letter I
gave you yesterday morning?

Uh, uh, yeah, yes, yes, yes
I did, yes I did, dear, yes.

I think I'll go have
my dress fitted.

Yes, go ahead, yes, have
your dress fitted, yes.

- How do you do, Mrs. Broadbottom?
- How do you do, Mr. O'Hare?

Fine, thank you.

Would you mind taking care of the
baby while I go into the drug store?

- I'd love to.
- Thank you.

How's Mr. Broadbottom?

Fine, I'll be just a minute.

OK.

What's this? Come here.

My little woolly britches, don't
you know to swallow a think

like that would kill you?

I'll get it. Here she is.

Oh!

Wouldn't you like to
wait for a little powder?

I'd like to have enough powder
to blow you to..

Have you had enough?

Have I had enough?

Been biting your
nails again, aye?

If I had my former weight,
I'd choke you to death.

I'll sue you and take this
barbershop away from you.

Oh well, I don't care.

And I just had this nice
new steam room put in too.

I'll have the law
on you for this.

Well, I told you not to
stay in over a minute.

Did you have a nice lunch?

Dear?

Yes, my slender reed?

I'm going downtown.

I need some clothes.
Give me some money.

You got change for a dollar?

Give it to me.

I think I'll have my nails
manicured too while I'm out.

Pop, you want to
hear another riddle?

Not now, Ronald, not now,
run along, run along, son.

Play your little baseball.

O'Hare!

If you think you've heard the
last of this, you're mistaken.

You deliberately
locked me in that room.

Why, that's a colossal fib.

I'm a very kind-hearted person.

I've never hurt man, beast, or
child, except when I had to.

Well, Lena, let's get going.

Glad you liked it.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

I'd like to have my
little girl's haircut.

Oh, surely, she's a
very pretty little girl.

I'd love to cut her hair.

Just sit in that.

She knows where to
go, doesn't she?

Yes, she does, indeed.

Very pretty hat she has on also.

She has been to a
maypole dance today.

- Has she?
- Yes.

Want your haircut?

No.

Gloria.

I'll have your haircut.
I'll just take your hat off.

- Do you mind?
- I don't want my hat off?

I'll have it off, dear.

Have your hat off.

You musn't wear your hat when
you're having your haircut.

Indeed.

She has two hats, doesn't she?

Maybe she better
keep her hat on.

Might not be bad.

Now, look here, I
know what she likes.

There's a nice stick
of candy for you.

That's the barbershop candy.
I have plenty of it.

Do you think they were really
chasing the bandit, Mr. O'Hare?

Sure, it was.

With two pins, I'd close this shop
and go over and get him,

and choke him to death
with my bare hands.

That's the way we used
to choke wolves to death

years ago in the northwest.

I belonged to the bare hand
wolf chokers association.

Had to choke a wolf to death before
you could belong to the social.

Yes, sir?

Yes, sir?

Listen, get rid of those people.

And get rid of them quick.

Yeah, all right.

I'm sorry folks, there's
a gentleman ahead of you.

That's absurd, after I've
waited here this length of time.

He telephoned in-- uh,
telegraphed, telephone.

What's the matter with you?
You act like an idiot.

I'll tell you that. Come on, Gloria.
We'll get out of this place.

I think I'll go
upstairs just a minute.

Stay where you are.

Listen, barber, you've
got 10 minutes to make

me look like another man.

Yes, sir.

I've got to get out of this town.
I got to get out fast.

Get that thing off there.

Come on now, make it snappy.

I think I'll go home.

Stay where you are.

Listen, barber, get this.

Take the mustache off.
Take the tabs off.

Take the eyebrows off.

Close crop the hair.

And make it snappy.

Have you tried that good
barber down at the hotel?

He's wonderful.

Get busy!

I'm the worst barber in town.
My wife will tell you that.

Would you take those off?

Yes, sir.

What are you doing?

Are you going to get going?
Or are you going to get going?

I'm going to get going.
Lock the door!

Out of the way, please!

Excuse me!

Stop, in the name of the law!

Stop, in the name of the law!

Get out of the way you fools!

I didn't mean it!

Get out of the way, you fools!

I didn't mean it!

Let me up, let me up, I
didn't try to catch you.

My wife is a bandit.

All my best friends are bandits.

The president of the bank
comes to our house for dinner.

Congratulations, Mr. O'Hare.
You get the $2,000 rewards.

This is the fellow
we've been looking for.

Yeah, I know.

I told you I'd get him.
Didn't I?

What's the matter here?
What happened?

- The bandit, I caught the bandit.
- You caught him?

Yeah, I got the $2,000 reward.

I had to chase him around
the block three times

before I got the
revolver away from him.

I don't believe my own ears.

Folks, just a minute,
here's the brave little

lad that captured the bandit.

He hit a liner with a
baseball that struck him

right on the top of the head.

He knocked poor Mr. O'Hare
here off his bicycle.

- Are you hurt, Mr. O'Hare?
- Not physically, no.

Come on, get these
folks out of here.

All right, come on you.

That's a brave little lad.

With regards to the
rewards, Mr. O'Hare,

if you step over to
the station tomorrow,

I'll see that you get it.

So you caught the burglar.

Come, Ronald.

Pop, you want to
hear another riddle?

Not now, Ronald.

Not now, I'm not in the mood.
Go upstairs and eat your spinach.

Never mind, Mr. O'Hare.

I know you caught the bandit.

I know I caught him too.

What's the good of
arguing with those people?

They're all nervous.

Can't talk to them at all.

Come on, Lena.

Lena!

Little devils are just
as lively as can be, too.

Lena, how could you!