Original subtitles

Tonight on the Sabbath, they think We enter the West Bank to bomb.

- General, a lady wants to talk to you. - The tree?

I think so.

Solamine must be beautiful, our agent. Let her in.

At your command!

Come in!

Beautiful Solamine! Word!

- Disappear! - Yes, sir !

Have !

- Anything new? - The enemy is undermining the road to Sinai.

- In what place? - Amman ...

- Impossible, Amman is in our hands. "I'm not talking about the city."

I'm talking about roads. The enemy is withdraw and mine roads.

I'm going to bomb them all.

- Any other news? - The new medicine has arrived from Jerusalem,

... I'll make you feel good And the scar.

I'm happy, today I feel really bad, maybe it will rain.

- What is it ? - An injection. We do it ?

Let me see your golden rod. I want to kiss you.

Do not insist general, ayatollah Khomeini disagrees.

I can't, our religion forbids it.

The same story for eight years.

Okay, General, you won. Be good, and I will kiss you.

Close your eyes!

Hit !

- Everything went well ? - He sleeps like a baby.

- Did he kiss you, Professor? - You're just talking nonsense, he didn't kiss me.

"You're going to Napoleon's." - No, he thinks I'm Josephine and he jumps on me.

You are single, why do you mind

- Okay, but you go to Rommel. - Let's hope he didn't see the Holocaust on TV.

- He kissed you, you have lipstick. - Come to me tomorrow to see you!

Looks like here until the nurses go crazy.

My knight, why do you always do that to me

- What's your name? - Galliazzo!

You searched for all the rhymes!

The order. Goodbye ! I'm leaving!

I don't know how it went through my mind to come to a military salon.

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Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX

- What are you doing there ? - The mouth ! I'm preparing a trap.

I beat some pears, cover it with twigs the jaguar doesn't see her. He falls, and I catch him.

- But there are no jaguars here. - I'm not ?

Don't move.

Very nice !

It's not true, I don't have a mustache.

You are right.

One two...

It's true now. I have !

Why is there so much nervousness on the spot?

- I have a fitness box. - For a boxer, you're too delicate.

Go to the garden and box. Can't you see how small you are ?!

- I'm the eldest. - Good. Play!

- What did you do? - It's okay, a little downhill.

Look!

- Didn't you catch her? - He escaped.

Don't move!

He escaped.

What are you looking at?

Don't move. Is here.

- Peppino, are they strong again? - It flew...

- I have the impression that this country is male. - Yes Yes !

Don't move ... do you see him?

Don't move!

- I crushed him. - Thank you, sister!

The car is here. Wait for me here.

Michele!

Michele!

Michele!

I ...! Damn it...

The poor man ... Even though he was hurt, s-a t�r�t p�n� magazn warehouse.

- Write a note. - Let me read it.

"The paintings are in the hospital. Professor La Russa. "

- Who took them? Didn't he write something else? - He died while writing.

It turns out he didn't know how to do his job. If he died, it would be even worse for him.

Too bad for me, I gave him 5 million.

- The guards are coming out ...! - Get out of the car!

Do you want to break my eardrums?

- Good morning, Baroness. - Hello, Professor!

- How's the secret service, General? - Open the gate!

Come here.

- You don't shout: "Long live the Professor" !? - I'm not crazy, I'm a goalkeeper.

I understand. None of us are crazy. I am a teacher.

- And I'm a goalkeeper. - We are equal. Goodbye.

I teacher, he carry. I'm leaving ... Hello!

You can contact me.

My love... Tell me something sweet.

Well ... Sugar, caramels ...

Your mother's dark chocolate ...

Make up your mind! Inside or outside. This ups and downs annoy me.

What are these words? You can't talk to me like that.

�n�untru, afar�. Upstairs, this annoys me ...

I didn't marry a cold woman, with a refrigerator with freezer up.

What do you do when I talk to you?

The Decoupete fool who said that You have to participate, he was right.

- You never participate. - What do you want ? I do my duty.

- It's true, I'm a little cold ... - You made me a glacier ...

- I have to unload ... - Download, cheers ...

How can a wife tell him husband when he reached 500 per hour ...?

They all told me I was lucky I married you ... Why did I do it?

For money. 300 million dowries.

Sometimes in a hurry, forget some things ...

- I'm going to take a shower. - Oh, bravo!

By the way, did you do it or not?

- Good morning, Professor! - Good morning, Doctor. How was it ?

- What a night it was ... - You tell me ? I had a night ...

It can be seen by the eyes. What happened?

- Stomach pain ... - You want to be on the stallion all the time ...

- Which stallion ...? - With such a lovely wife ...

- How are things ? - A model came, he has a license.

- Did I feel bad? - You did well, he's from Parma.

- Is he from Parma? - Not ? We don't care.

- How is Ugolini? - He refused the sedative.

- He said he wanted to inspect the troops. - Why are you laughing? You have to leave him.

They bring us millions and they can inspect everything they want. It's clear ?

Goodbye.

Watch out for wild nights, a heart attack can occur.

Pup�-m� somewhere, Santarelli!

"Heil Hitler!"

- Why are you white, Colonel? - It's a parade uniform, General.

F�r� alb �n de�ert. We're used to khaki! To�i! I khaki, they khaki, why not khaki?

- It's hereditary. - It's not good for you.

I sent for my aide-de-camp.

- I want to inspect the Panzer Division. - It can't be, General.

The whole division went to celebrate. We won.

- Let's celebrate too. - No, water is for valuable soldiers.

I serve something else. Wine...

Yes.

Bombers.

I hear the sound of bombers. I can't see where I am.

- Take the binoculars! - There ! They're bombers.

Colonel! Let's go to the shelter.

- No, they landed. - It's very dangerous ...

General, it was a fake noise ... Don't start and you ...

- My head... - Head down!

- They left. - No, we're under gas attack!

- Put on your mask! - I'm suffocating ...

I feel like throwing up ...! Aaaahhhh!

- An alarm sounds. - What is this ?

Flamethrower.

Let's go. That was a bazooka.

Germany struck again. The enemy is kaput!

- The English have no head. - Better for them.

- Let's fight for the Africa Korps. - It was time.

- You first. - According to you

- My stomach hurts. - You have to drink.

- No need for that, General. - Drink!

Okay, beautiful. It's not who knows what ...

In Germany, one drinks and the other ...

- You're burning my gun. - It's a water gun.

A water pistol. My children brought it to me.

- It's with water! - Yes !

And I, like a fool, drank the glass. I, the teacher ...

I'm an idiot.

The Italians don't last long ...

What a beautiful girl ... The painter found the right model ...

- Good morning, sister. - Good morning, daughter!

- I was called ... - You know everything. Room 22, 2nd floor.

- Thank you, sister! - Go up.

In.

Are you the teacher?

- I'm from the Labor Office. - Do you have experience?

Enough. I have more than a year behind me of activity. Day and night.

- Do you have experience with beds? - How much ?!

- I had more than 30 beds a night. - How did you do it?

It was a little hard, though I work with a lot of passion.

- I want to paint you with the brush ... - What are you doing ?

- Undress! - That's not the case, Professor ...

Help !

- My beautiful model ...! - What's going on here?

"She doesn't want to undress!" - Go to bed, you idiot.

My child, you don't know the models do you have to undress?

I'm not a model. I'm the new sister.

What a mistake ...

- What a beautiful girl! Take a seat ! - Thanks for the compliment, ma'am.

Does the teacher pay a visit? Take a seat ...

It was nice what you said. I'm the teacher.

Enchanted, Amedeo La Russa.

I'm Grazia Mancini, new assistant.

Are you all so small in the family? I like to joke.

Who sees me dressed like this, he says I'm crazy. Take a seat !

- I need this suit for Napoleon. "Napoleon?"

- Do you have experience in psychopathology? - Very little.

I'll explain. Anyone for to get rid of daily stress, what does it do?

- And imagine that he is a famous character. - I think I understand.

- He's a patient who thinks he's Napoleon. - Exactly.

He is an art history teacher. His name is Prof. Moretti!

Of course, one life was abused Whole wife and children ...

... and now he thinks he's a great leader who commands everyone.

Extraordinary.

Extraordinary, but also difficult at the same time. See what makes me do it?

I have to make Josephine Bonaparte who injects Napoleon.

Only Josephine can touch him on poponea��.

- Sorry, this is a very funny case. - He's not the only one, dr.

It's never Rommel. Here I have three great leaders.

There's another one that's been playing the trumpet all day. He says he's been in all the wars ...

- I made a section only for the army. - It's great.

- You're very nice. - And you are very ... much ...

Hello? I am.

Yes. They hired me. I'll start right away.

I have to work today In exchange for the night.

If it's good for you ... Of course I will take advantage.

Be quiet! Hello!

Let the guards go!

"Right!" Present the weapon! - And with the broom?

C'mon C'mon...

- Enter the palace! - At least give me a shot.

- I'll help you get down - No, I can't be alone.

Betray! Long live France!

- Good evening, doctor! - Good evening! How are you feeling?

- I'm fine, I'm not crazy, I'm on guard. - I almost forgot. Hello!

There's no one in the night shift. I made an abandoned section.

"Psychiatric assistant. Modern practices. "

Good evening. I'm the new assistant.

- Are you Dr. Santarelli? - Yes. Are your books?

- Of course, if I work here ... - Your colleagues were reading comics.

- What are you doing with that tray? Have you been to the horn? - Yes, he had to take the sleeping pill.

- Did you manage to give it to him? - Yes.

Bravo. I never succeeded.

I made him think I was tablets for sea river.

- How are those used at Marin�. - I don't understand.

I do not agree that patients should be deal with the lie, but if it worked ...

"More than that, he wanted four pills." - What did you do? Are you crazy?

Before taking the tablets, you should consult your doctor.

- I'm sorry, it won't happen again. - I'm going to my room.

If you need me, call me. Good night.

I meant it was good ask your doctor.

But keeping in mind that it is a difficult patient, you did well.

Good night!

- Who is there ? - Peppino!

Thank you.

Is this time coming? You made me get out of bed!

I'm sorry. You come with me tomorrow, I'm taking you to the movies.

- I can't go out. - Not ?

- I'm not crazy, I'm the goalkeeper. - Don't move. A ��n�ar.

Where? I don't see anything.

- Did you catch him? "I crushed him in one fell swoop."

Would death take you ...

Hello, Fred!

- S�rut�-m�! How are you ? - Nerves! Yes.

I have a name for our booklet.

I'll be Ginger Rogers, and you Fred Astaire.

- Damn ... - Yes. La la la la.

How many times do I have to tell you that does it have to be locked in the straitjacket?

- You know he doesn't take sedatives if he doesn't dance. - Dance all day. What is this ?

- It's a check. - From her ?

Yes.

2.8 million pounds. We have to rehearse.

We have our Broadway debut tomorrow. I'm leaving!

- Hello, Fred. - Hello, my dear!

When you go dancing, you have to dance.

Gustavo, come get Ginger Rogers, the onset was repeated.

You did well to come.

Didn't you go crazy with them?

I'm having a lot of fun with Rommel and Napoleon. They are very nice.

- And the doctors are nice? - He's very nice.

Admit it, they're cute now.

Show me a picture.

I'm the singer, I'm not an art expert.

You don't have to be an expert, just present family paintings.

My mother had many, and I as one stupid, I let them be stolen.

Remember that he is a Saint And a Cardinal.

- It's worth many millions. - Are you sure I'm inside?

The information is secure.

It looks like there is traffic in the hospital, you have to just look at it and tell me.

Paintings can be anywhere. No basement, In a closet, hang on a wall.

- Recognize old paintings. - I hope to succeed.

Why don't you invite me to your office?

It's full of smoke, it makes your skin sick.

Since when is he ashamed of your women?

- She needs to get dressed. - How did you replace me at the show?

I made arrangements, you You come back quickly, the audience wants you.

I'll get them back very quickly, I will be a perfect 007.

- You're wrong if you want to hurt me. - Why are you talking like that?

You bring me the paintings, we sell them and we make them a show just for you.

You know how to do business.

Why, don't you?

Hello!

- Ottavio! - What do you have, are you crazy?

- What are you doing, jaguar pit? - There are no jaguars here.

- The mouth ! It's for leopards! - I didn't think so, I'm crazy.

- Correct. - What do you mean?

You didn't think.

Okay, sap!

Moretti's relatives called And they don't want to contact us.

"Napoleon's relatives?" - Yes.

Why ?

I say Moretti is healed And they want to take him home.

What do you mean, he's healed? I know the whole family is crazy.

- And it looks like Napoleon is healed? - Not.

- How much do I have to pay? - 8.5 million.

We need to heal him quickly. We'll cure him in a few days or ...

... or use psychotherapy.

Let's tell them that life is beautiful, that there are many to buy ...

If they don't bring us the money, they'll break my head He may die faster.

"Did the new nurse come?" - No, it's eight o'clock. Why ?

I was thinking ... Leave it to me.

Professor, once again you were caught ...

And you fell once again. How tall is this tree?

She is the new nurse.

It's more beautiful than that Maria Luisa of Austria.

Divorce Josephine And I'm married to her.

Please, Maria Luisa has been dead for 200 years, it doesn't make me start over.

I think he's crazy.

Now I'm going to give you an injection, it's child's play.

It takes a deep breath �i s� v� relax.

- Gentlemen, take off your panties. - How?

- Here ? Not in front of them? - If not ... that's how I arranged it.

- Their life is in your hands, in your thighs. - Is it really necessary?

- How, necessary? Take off your panties. - Honestly, I feel embarrassed ...

- I understand the embarrassment, it's not that hard ... - I do not...

- It only takes a short time ... - Please !

Good.

Women are always so complicated. Silk stockings, garters ...

Calm down, boy.

I will prove you an injection it's nothing at all.

A little alcohol is enough ...

- Do you want to do it standing or on the bed? - Standing.

It's more relaxing.

It's enough to close your eyes ... As Michelangelo used to say ...

Why don't you talk?

- Did you feel anything? - No, I didn't feel anything.

But I felt it all.

Cover yourself!

I want to see. Who wants to inject first?

- Me. - One moment.

Don't cry. Napoleon has priority.

Ladies and gentlemen, please lift your skirt.

Didn't you understand either? I thought you were more normal than the others.

You don't have to inject them. I have to do it for you.

- I'm tired. - What did I tell you? This is crazy.

Have I spoken in vain so far ?! You didn't understand anything!

Relax! Take a deep breath.

Did you see what she did? He put himself here, he lifted his robe ...

No need to ...

- Gustavo! - Tell me, Professor!

- Injection. - Immediately.

It can't be true. Did you agree?

What could I say? The teacher asked me to.

- You put on a show in front of them. - I don't see anything wrong with that.

- After all, it was an experiment! - Do you call her that calm?

- Why are you so happy? - I'm happy to worry about me.

"Very kind of you." - Stop talking nonsense.

I only take care of my patients.

You know that such an experiment can Do you think their minds are already sick?

- It's unconscious. - You have no right to talk to me like that.

How? It's my duty. Good night.

��ranule!

This is my world!

Don't forget, I have to tomorrow if I buy necklaces.

Buy what you want, but just leave these to me.

- What are you lighting me ... - Gasoline or gas?

- Your sister has firefighters. - How annoying are you ...

O ghost! I didn't do anything.

Black as night.

Let's go.

Come on, my brave ones, �mpu�ca�i �i bombarda�i. Go ahead!

- Where are you going? - We're going to release the girl.

- Crazy �la o �ine prisoner�. - The teacher thinks he's a teacher, but he's crazy.

I'm going to bomb him.

- Then who was it? - Sister Fulgenzia, I recognize her voice.

Is here.

And I don't see.

- I recognized her. She's. - Las-m� s� v�d.

- An unforgettable image. - We have to close the door.

Let's keep calm. Turn on the lights!

This is her picture. This is well done.

"So, prisoner." - Wonderful!

I'm tired, next time I close the gate.

- Look at him! - No, handsome.

It was a n�ar. Because of you, he escaped.

I'm not crazy, I'm the goalkeeper.

If you still slap me, I'm breaking his head.

How much noise for a young man, it was like an airplane.

- Are you crazy? - You still don't understand? I'm the guard.

Take death ...

... Leave me alone ...

They're killing each other ...

Finish! What's going on here?

- What are you doing in this room? - He slapped the emperor and me.

- He must be a spy for Arafat. - It's because of the chain.

- The ...n�arul ... - If you try, I'll punch you in the nose.

- It flew. - Immediately in your rooms.

Afar.

- Get in your beds. - I won't catch you around here.

- What happened? - Patients walk at night because ...

- ... the nurse on duty is not on duty. - I'm sorry, I was in a room.

- I understand, in some cases it takes time. - What do you mean?

Maybe repeat the experiment, with someone showing his people.

- What ? - Get in bed, I found the bed!

Thank you! Oh, no! He escaped again. Look at him!

Ottavio ...

Who is ? The crazy teacher.

- Are you making a hole for the jaguars? - They're not jaguars.

- For leopards? - Which leopards? I'm not.

- You're crazy. - Why are you digging?

I think I discovered a Roman cemetery, Greco-Byzantine dating from 2508 BC.

- No, 2038. - How do I know?

- Finish with that shovel, I'll break your hands! - What, are you crazy, Professor ?!

- Sap! - He's crazy.

- Miss ... - He's crazy...

- I want to ask you something. - Tell me, Professor.

I don't know where to start. It's a scientific question, ...

... you can answer or not.

- How are you doing with sex? - How?

When you make love do you work with andreaua?

- With Andrea? - I mean wool ...

- Not. - Do you read?

So you made love normally. Are you cold?

- I think I'm normal. - Do you believe or are you? I want to solve the problem.

- Are you cold? - No, no doubt.

You took a weight off my heart. Can we call each other by name? Thank you!

- What are you doing tonight? - What do you want me to do?

- I'm going to bed. - If we can do ...

- On another occasion ... - Come on, let's train.

M sorry.

Did you come to take Snow White? Where am I the other six? Go to the gynecology.

- Antimilitarist! - I kill you !

- I can't afford it. - I'm going to shoot you.

What's going on here? Knight Galeazzo, just get in trouble! Who started it?

It's all his fault. He gave me a beard and I punished him militarily.

- Of course I gave him one, he pissed in the pit. - Me?

"Whoever did it will clean it up." - How to clean?

- In the trenches they don't clean, they fight. - I kill you...

What are you doing, you idiots?

Go to training!

Battalion, right! To the left!

Eyes on the right! Present the glasses!

Fuck you both! Do you have a fix ...

Cursed!

There's nothing here. Or at the drawer!

Neither here.

And he looked so innocent ... Where would he have hidden it?

- Were you waiting for me? - I wanted to talk to you.

With me ? What are you doing, undressing?

Let's create a more confidential atmosphere.

Between the two of us!

Remember what you asked me N gr�din�?

It was a scientific question ...

I wanted to know if you were cold, but I do not think...

Of course. You seemed very determined.

I thought you were worried, how to say Sup�rat!

I'm sorry, I wasn't mad at you.

- I have to make a call. - Stay here.

You have a typical behavior the complex one.

- Do you get frustrated when you're with a woman? - I don't suffer from anything.

You did everything. Now you turn the problem around. I asked you.

Maybe you should have wondered. What are you doing, leaving?

- We still have time. - For what ?

You came here ... you undress ... if we put them all together ...

- Saint Mary ... - Do you like it?

As for me ... Sorry, it's an Anglo-Apulian expression!

Look at me, professor! What do you want to do?

How do I want? Everything.

And Jung said that. The complex is formed from conflicts and stimuli. I read yesterday.

Do you know what Oscar Wilde was saying? When a man In this situation, he must not give up.

- Who is ? - Have you seen Grazia?

- Oh ... but not completely ... - Did you see her or not?

I was going to see her if you didn't come. Why have you come ? I'm leaving!

Go to the garden, I have work to do.

- Get dressed, the nun is gone. - I better go.

- Anyway, it was interesting. - How? I didn't do anything.

You just ignited my desire, do you want to make me die

Please come out first.

You want to kill me. You're not killing me ...

- I don't have much left. - Don't kill me ...

Yes. I'm leaving now.

- I'm sorry. Go away. - Do you want to kill me?

A water pistol. Who would have imagined?

M�ng�ie-m�, s�rut�-m�.

Stroke my hair. Excuse me, I was wrong.

Get out of the car, put it on the burglar closes the gate.

The end of the first part.

Do you read a photographic novel? I caress you and you read?

I'm killing you ... Am I a fool?

I'd put an anti-theft device on my brain. I have 400 voltage ...

Let's calm down, baby. Let's take it from the beginning.

- Tell me something exciting. - Exciting plants and oysters.

And pepper from your mother's whore.

I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take 54 showers.

Don't stop me, I'm going to take a shower.

The girl hasn't done anything yet.

He has a lot of work to do, unfortunately it's not easy.

Get a Fernet Blanco And a ness, without ice.

Did Sam find out he killed Michele?

Apparently he was an associate of his, was arrested. It's none of our business.

Bad. Before he died, he left a note that the paintings are no longer at Villa Paradiso.

- But he didn't write who I was. - I know.

Maybe whoever took them has it connection with Villa Paradiso.

You are formidable. We have to deal with this.

It's better to leave. If you understand, the game will end badly.

Don't forget I'm jealous. F�r� �mecherii.

Don't you trust me? We take the pictures and run.

I swear on my mother's soul.

It doesn't work with my mother's soul. Remember that!

Hello!

- You were fantastic! - Thanks, Johnny!

"The blonde is beautiful." It's the same. - He's an art expert.

Only she can recognize if the paintings are authentic.

Let's hope we find them.

Find out if anyone in the clinic had to do with Villa Paradiso.

- It was a villa inhabited by nobles. - What has this got to do with it?

My mother's paintings were there when they disappeared.

Villa Paradiso ... a romantic name!

This is for you. Here is a package for the teacher.

- I have nothing for you. - I'm not crazy, I'm just a goalkeeper.

Hello!

Sister Fulgenzia!

- Do me a favor. Were you a missionary? - 15 years.

- Have you been to China? - Yes. Everywhere.

So you know Chinese.

- I talk a little, but I read more. - Read what it says.

It's a new medicine.

It should be used with half hours ago.

- Derbedeule! - Read on!

Disgusting, indecent, immoral ...!

- Brut! - Stupid!

Don't come back, that they break the bone at the sacred.

Every time I give it to you to read about a medicine you love me.

- Why are you putting this bucket at the entrance? - Look what you did!

- I'm cleaning up a bit. - Why are you cleaning?

Cardinal Vitola can come from a another time to pay us a visit.

- Why is the Cardinal coming? - For the pool grant.

- How much did they approve? - 420 million euros.

- How much does the pool cost? - 24 million.

4 million have disappeared.

Let me know when the Cardinal is coming. Can't you get this bucket out of here?

One two three four !

- Fred! - I don't have time, I have to make a call.

- Please. Nc� once? - We have to rehearse!

- The premiere is the day after tomorrow. - Money for the show.

- 6 million. - Too little?

It's not good. Let's rehearse!

Are you ready

Gustavo? Come get Ginger Rogers, I think the pieces are made.

- Get in touch with my wife. - Wait?

Yes, I'm waiting.

If the sister got angry It means something exciting.

Honey, are you? The medicine has finally arrived.

- Why did you call? - I work on Broadway, and I explain ...

The medicine has finally arrived Chinese, the one for losing weight ...

How happy I am. Is it effective?

Write very clearly that you have to take two half an hour before I arrive.

- What does this have to do with you? - What has he got to do with me?

Half an hour before dinner, half an hour before I arrive.

- Okay, I'll take them. - I'll send them to you right away.

- Good evening, Professor. - Good evening!

- Why are you staying here? - I'm waiting for the elevator. I'm going to your apartment.

- Go up the stairs. - There are five floors ...!

- You're weaker. - With your permission ...

With my permission ...

What happened? Right now !

Bring!

Nothing can be seen, everything is blocked.

- Who is ? - The boy with the wine.

Excuse me for being late, it was dark ...

- We're waiting for you, baby. - Me ?

Michele! Son of a bitch!

I'm Professor La Russa! I was stuck in the elevator!

Veronica took the pills, He's horny, and I'm stuck here ...

Veronica!

Veronica! Answer me!

- I hear you ! You are wonderful! - You know ...

I'm your husband, I got stuck in the elevator. Can you hear me?

- I want more... - Now leave me, I have to pee.

19 minutes ... Veronica!

Oh yes.

The light has come, the teacher is coming ...

This is a real man ...!

Don't let a person get stuck for 28 minutes! I am the administrator of the block!

- Are you still here? - Yes.

Did my wife treat you well?

- How much is ...? - Three!

- What are you waiting for? I'm leaving! - With your permission

- What are you doing ? Go to hell ! - I can't now, Professor.

What was my fear ...

I was stuck in the elevator for 28 minutes. Look what I sweated ...

I warmed up like an African penguin. What are we going to do now ...?!

Stop talking. I'm very tired I'm going to bed.

Why are you tired? I came to ...

Son of a castrated whore. Okay My wife only gave you 300 pounds ...

- What are you doing here ? - You do not see ? I'm on guard.

- What are you doing? - Everything.

If you need it, call me. I'm at your disposal.

Excuse me! Ugolini called me.

Come in!

Las-m�!

What are you doing ? Do you want to kill me? I thought we were friends.

Not. In many years of war I've seen a lot of nurses.

They were all fake and liars. You're not a real nurse.

- You are an enemy spy! "How did you know?"

I'm smart, I'm a desert fox. I'm going to shoot you!

No Please. You are a good man.

I'm not good, you're good. We'll make an exchange.

I'll save your life if you give me the hour of love.

- No, it's impossible. "Nothing is impossible for Marshal Rommel."

- How nice, I think it's with water. - Yes. How did you guess?

- Don't give it to me. - Take him. They'll bring me another one anyway.

Now let's do more important things. Leave this gun.

I want you, I want you, I can't stand it anymore. The lust for a soldier and the baton ...

Not ! Las-m�!

Hey, General!

- Traitor! I'm going to shoot you. - And I'm going to have you arrested.

You don't know who I am, are Feldmarschall Rommel.

240! I'm going to explode.

The neuro-vegetative system is down to earth.

One moment. Come in!

- Did you want to talk? - Thank you, Grace. Take a seat.

I imagine you wanted to talk about what happened to Rommel.

It was not my fault. It all happened unexpectedly.

What do we care about them? They are sick. Let's think about ourselves, we are alive and eager ...

We are so beautiful And I had an attraction ...

- Can I call you by name, Grazia? - Of course, thank you.

- You are very understanding, you are as good as ... - A penis?

- Like a father. - Thank you.

I wanted to continue the discussion we had when our sister interrupted ...

I thought it was my wife's car. It's her car ...

- Saint Berille, my wife is in the hospital yard. - How?

I came up with a great idea. Is it sunny outside, are we taking a bath?

- I would. - See you outside in half an hour.

We meet in half hours at the Barletta mast.

- The others won't say anything? - What can I say, who orders here?

- I thought Sister Fulgenzia. - Be careful not to see you.

- Hello! - You're going to be mine ...

- Excuse me, sister! Teacher ? - Maybe it's there, maybe over there.

- I don't understand. - I don't know where he is. Goodbye!

Earlier here was the chapel door. Ugh, what a head I gave ...!

Come in!

- I didn't mean to bother you ... - Take a seat, please.

I don't want to bother you, I'm looking for him the teacher, I'm his wife.

I'm excited!

- Peppino de Tappis. Please! - You're an artist.

- Are they your paintings? - I modestly say yes.

- What do you usually paint? - Women! Women are my favorite subject.

I haven't defined his face yet!

- What if I gave him your face? - Are you kidding?

- Maybe when I was younger. - You're beautiful. Be honest ...

... if you had two or three less ... If you were a little weaker ...

I would save a little more color ...

- Say yes! - Let me think.

- Two, three retouches? - Yes, to prepare the canvas.

Take a seat.

Don't move.

God, you're a little a little too �dressed� ...

A better way.

- Is that okay? - Perfect.

- Hello! Where can I change? - There.

Thank you.

C�t m� �ncingi ...

"Surprise!" - I have to dig here ...

- Who let you come here? - Give me a shovel to make a sound ...

Why did you bring it here? these poultices?

A little sun will do them good. They promised me they would be good.

These are two crazy people.

- It is mine. - Are you crazy? It's my shovel.

Be ... Crazy people!

End these jokes ...

I let you out, but I want you order, discipline and dignity.

Are you kidding me? I'll break your bones ...

- Professor, what are you doing? - Hello ...

You are a psycho-pharmacist, with that mandolin you manage to ...

What are you looking at? Listen, Grace ...

If we only knew how it would end I prefer to stay in the hospital to work.

A little air makes you feel good.

V�sle�te! One two !

You can't ruin our peace. Go to the beach.

I preferred to take him with me, otherwise they quarreled.

- V�sle�te tu. - No, I'm landing troops.

Enough, fool. I'm going to the water, I'll see you later.

- I'm doing the "drowned" shell ... - Hello!

- What are we doing now? - Shouldn't you have landed? V�sle�te!

I changed my mind. No more landing. I'm not rowing anymore ...

- Do you know what we do? A child. - A child ?

If we make 30, we can order a platoon.

- And do you know what I'm telling you? - Not !

Hello!

If I've done it 30 times, let's do it 31 more times.

Yes, we do.

- It's a beautiful day ...! - Yes !

- What are you doing, Professor? - He's our madman.

This is not a trap for fools, It's a frog trap.

Why did you come here? Where are the turtles?

It's full. There's a giant. Come and see.

See ? They're playing!

- Stop shooting me, I'm falling for everything. - Stay here.

This is a nest. Here's how it moves.

- Give me your hand. - I didn't do anything.

I shovel it and we're even.

- Lopat� is mine. - It's your ...

- What's going on here? - Two against one? What is this ?

- I'll kill him. "Give me a shovel!"

- Let's go. - Don't be upset.

One moment. The turtles stay Not sand. Let's go.

I'm a river turtle. Damn it ... You're free.

What are you doing here?

Are you talking to me now? Let's continue the conversation that we interrupted.

"Are you kidding?" Get out immediately. - Don't yell at me.

I'm a teacher, a good person.

I don't understand why you undressed yesterday ...

it seemed like a continuous search ...

Yes, that's right. We were looking for the paintings ...

I was trying to do an experiment. It was something personal ...

Are you making me? You took me for one an old man to make fun of?

- You're not old, Professor. - I was upset.

You are a man of value, Your clinic is wonderful ...

- You should call it Villa Paradiso! - You know! But Villa Paradiso already exists.

- And the dream villa. "Really?"

You know who lived there. Peppino nebunu '. They were a noble family.

- Something's going through my ... - Something's wrong with me ...

I have an ideea.

- Do you like that? - Yes, it's very beautiful.

I'm glad you came to see me. The last time you came you stayed here ...

- You would be the perfect model for me ... - Are all the paintings painted by you?

I don't just paint on canvas. I paint on wood, glass ...

I paint anything. I will show you.

Show me!

Two paintings painted in tempera. What do you think I painted?

- On wood? - Not. There were two old paintings, I had them at home.

- Why were they ugly? - They were a cardinal and a saint.

- What interests me popes? Do you like it? - A lot.

- I want to buy them. - Are you kidding? I give them a present.

I put them here when you leave, you take them.

Thanks, Peppino. Now you have to I'm leaving. I'll be back later.

Now undress, I want to paint you. Lie on the bed.

- Are you crazy? - I'm crazy, you're good.

"Let me go, Peppino!" - I'm good, you're crazy ...

- What's going on here? - Peppino had a regular attack.

Have you gotten this far, sir? Get out immediately.

I'm leaving!

Why are you getting involved? I will ...

That's what I'm going to do.

At half past seven, my wife mine took the pills ...

Good evening, teacher, I called the elevator. If I bother you, I can go up the stairs.

- Thank you, I'd rather take a few steps. - All right, Professor. As you wish.

Professor!

- Thank you, God! - For what ?

- Heaven sent you, come from Heaven. - I'm coming from the hospital. I have to go.

- My wife is sick. - I'm looking for a doctor, I don't have time.

I was just looking for a doctor And you came, Professor.

- You have to come see my wife. - Finish with your hands, shake me and do nothing.

- My wife ... - Is she dead ?! Call a dric.

- Time passes and ... - Don't let her die ...

- Come and see her ... - How's your wife?

It was you, honey ...

In the mood for jokes ? The teacher is coming ...

What are you doing, ma'am? Maybe someone is coming ...

Maybe they don't look like, but I'm bursting with health ...

Playboy!

Five drops three times a day, four suppositories three times a day.

- What do I owe you? - Nothing.

How nothing? I can't afford it.

- I have to go. - How should he take the drops?

- On nose ! - And the pills?

�n gur�.

- And the suppositories? - I'll take your wife's ass ...

He's not a doctor, he's a saint.

Veronica! Where are you? Stop being shy. Are you ashamed?

What are we going to do now ... Where are you, did you hide?

Veronica! Michele!

Do you want me to come down?

Where have you been, baby? What happened?

- I'm tired. Very tired. - Did you take that pill?

How much did you take? We'll do it three times.

What happened?

The fool came with the wine. Good thing he doesn't have sex problems. He's castrated.

More alive! Move!

We don't have to go too far, do not tire the horse.

Who? him ? Don't forget the stable, ...

- ... this horse went 50-60 kilometers a day. - He, not me!

50 - 60 kilometers with me in �a, through snow trojans ...

I need to see what the situation is. The enemy may be around us.

Let's go up the hill ...

- Look at them! - Who?

Austrians, attack on the flanks! The Imperial Guard is advancing!

The horses are ... Go ahead!

Come back, Napoleon!

Stop it!

- Attack ... - See what he beats and ...

Leave it!

He's crazy, not me.

... what could I do, professor? I ran after him, but I couldn't reach him.

- What am I, a runner? - No, you're a fool.

When you see him running, you have to catch him, if not, it's just nonsense.

Finally, he fell asleep, I gave him a sedative.

I also took care of the shepherd, luckily not he was a German shepherd, he bites us all ...

We are in trouble And you're going to burn jokes ...

- Who's kidding, Professor? - If we continue like this, they will close our hospital.

Are we trying a chemical shock with Moretti?

I told you I didn't like that term. It's a term used in psychiatric clinics.

They're not crazy here. There are people who come and pay well.

If you have a similar case, call the hospital from Foggia and put on a straitjacket.

- What interests you? The plate. - As you wish!

And if Santarelli gets in again, you have to tell him ...

- ... the teacher told me he was in charge. Sure? - Of course!

You have to say, "The teacher told me I take care of everything. "Sure?

The two of us don't get along. I think one of us is crazy.

I'm not.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire ...

A dance in two!

- And the primary doctor ... "Take death ...!"

Excuse me!

Eminen��! Where did you come from?

I was rehearsing with Ginger Rogers the dance that ...

- He's crazy ... - We had to give him 400 million ...

Now I don't receive the money ...

I'm still stupid. For 6 million to lose 420 ...

- Good evening, miss! - Good evening! Thank you!

With pleasure. How beautiful you are ...

What traffic.

- Who came out first? - New nurse. Why ?

Instead of entering, does he leave? Where did he go ?

How do I know? I'm not crazy. I'm the goalkeeper.

I don't understand anything anymore. Is better In a hospice than here.

"Hello, Napoleon!" - Hello !

- Are you a ventriloquist? - And you're stupid?

- What did you bring? - Where are you going with Napoleon?

"If you don't tell me where you're taking Napoleon ..." - I'm the boss. Who orders here?

Sister Fulgenzia! That's why I camouflaged her.

- Who's that? - She's my role model, Professor.

What a beautiful girl she has! He has the face of a distinguished persons. Good, beautiful!

Sorry, Professor. You're wrong.

- Hello! - She's beautiful. Listen, Peppino!

Do you let me use the brush?

- Are you telling me where you're taking him? - Confiden�� against confiden��.

I gave him an injection to sleep. I put him in the closet and put him to bed.

- When the nurse comes ... - Get her hands on it.

Good night, Sister Fulgenzia!

How are you here, Gustavo !? Are you still on guard?

- I changed shifts with Grazia. He was tired. - Yes ?

"Didn't Dr. Santarelli come?" - Learn for the exam.

- Let's hope something doesn't happen. - Nothing can happen.

I put sleeping pills in the water for everyone.

- That's how we'll all sleep. - You're not stupid ...

Good thing I got rid of Napoleon ...

I feel very strong ...

How hot it is here! Let me cool down.

Enter: "Good evening, Napoleon! How are you feeling? "" How do I feel ... "?

If I get your hands on ...

See what I do ... That's better.

I succeeded. Excuse me, dr�gu�o, it's something urgent.

- Don't say you found your mother's paintings. - Yes, I was lucky.

- I searched where I needed to and found them. - Mother's paintings ...

Finally, we can go on Broadway And get the show ready.

- A promise is a promise. - I'm glad you're happy.

And your mother will be happy.

How old is he, 200 years old?

What has my mother got to do with it? Do they have to thank you personally?

These paintings belong to a crazy painter, Peppino de Tapis,

... a painter who's in the teacher's clinic He had been with Russa at home for 100 years.

You're a liar, a charlatan And a son who involved me ...

... in dirty traffic.

What behavior! If I pull a ...

Are you threatening the young lady ?! How can you afford it, rascal?

- What do you want ? - I'll slap you!

- Who ? - Do you understand now?

- Derbedeule ... - I kill you...

slowly.

- Let's run! The pictures are real. - Water, I need water.

- Dear good ! - Don't be scared, it's water.

- How are you feeling? - Good.

- Let's follow them. The paintings are worth millions. - Which paintings?

Let's go.

What thighs ...! What a mandolin! Let me know ...

I'm a prisoner. Assassins!

Open the door!

It was the English. Lying traitors ...

People without words ...

I am the Emperor ... Help !

- Free me! - Gustavo! Gustavo!

Help ! Why �ip�? I woke up...

And Napoleon! The sleeping pill doesn't It worked.

I am the Emperor, I was taken prisoner ...

Aren't you going to him?

I will do what the teacher said. I'll call the hospital.

Laity, traitors, assassins ... I will kill you all!

Shut up, for two hours, you scared my woman.

Who are you, dwarf? Did you come to kill me?

- Will my empire end in blood? - Not.

- If you continue like this, it will end in shit. - Shit!

"You fool!" - You're Cambron.

"Cambron, my trusted general." - Yes.

You came to set me free.

A ��n�ar.

- Where is ? - 2nd floor, room 23. Shall I come too?

- No, if he sees someone he knows, it's worse. - Good. Thank you.

What hurts my belly ...

What pain do I have ...

Grace, do me a favor ...!

Come closer to me ...

What a headache ...

- Veronica, are you changing my shirt? - Yes baby.

- Hello, Professor La Russa. - And I Sophia Loren.

How's your sister ?

What are you doing Did you put on my shirt? I was sleeping.

I'm a La Russa teacher! What are you looking at me like crazy ?!

- Look there. They are. - Where?

I told him I was going to the airport. Did you see?

They had a great idea. Camouflaged seemed worthless.

Now you've cleaned them, what do we do with customs officers?

We will succeed in a way.

Now he controls the woman.

Excuse me! Where do you have it?

I'm happy to find out ...

Everything is fine.

- Be careful, you can't handle weapons. - Neither do you, you idiot.

What are you doing, Grace? Soon it's time to visit. Relatives are out.

I'm sorry. Now it's all over finished, I have nothing to do here.

Do you want to leave? You just won't go back to dancing!

I don't know. I think so. What else could I do?

That's how I'm used to traveling, s� c�nt, s� dansez ...

- We're glad to have you at the clinic. - What should I do? Am I a nurse?

Of course. And I promise no one he won't drive you out of here.

- It's weird that you say it yourself. - I understand what you mean.

I've been a little harsh with you lately. But believe me ...

I have nothing to do with you, I'm upset me, I disappointed you.

Who cares what it was? Don't you understand that I care about you?

- I love you like Crazy. - And you?

- Don't confuse me with the others. Please. - You're the only one here.

The others want you ...

- And that makes me jealous. - You really fell in love!

Don't you want to understand, Grace?

- Do you want me? - Of course I want you.

No, no, not here.

Where?

- Where are you, Grace? - Here. Sister Fulgenzia may come.

Maybe I'll come. I lost a lot time, we must recover.

I love you, my beautiful nurse.

"Are you giving me a present?" - What to do with her?

- I'll put it in the garden. "It's not marble."

- Can't you see he's black in the face? - I'll give you a handful of white.

- What do you give me? - That gorilla over there.

Help me!

You have to repeat it in front of the judge what I mentioned in the minutes.

- It's a simple formality. - Agree. Take a seat.

Thank you! The two were punished.

I found out what happened with your primary care physician.

After attacks and electric shocks, a r�mas distrus.

After all, what does he have?

Get rid of stress through childhood.

Our little fedain is it one of yours?

That's a genius, he's Giuseppe's son.

And this is Maria Luiza's son, and the king of Rome.

- Give me the balloon! "Leave him alone!"

You crazy ! Cha cha cha! You crazy ! Cha cha cha!

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