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Ah agle mou, Spirithona.
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- Oh, parcel.
- Ah.
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Riches from my tailor, Mr Jakeways.
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I saw Daphne with her baby,
for the first time.
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Oh, darling.
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I want my own family.
I'm 20, that's a good age to start.
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It isn't really. You can't even vote,
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and you've got... well, how much money?
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- In financial terms?
- No, in bananas.
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Well, as a man in my prime, I'm ready.
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Bulls start at the age of one.
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Well, you're not a bull,
you help run a guesthouse.
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And I need you here, while Larry's gone.
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And Margo say she will leave soon.
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What? Well, that's absurd.
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That's like releasing a dotty kitten
into the jungle.
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And that's why she wants to go,
because you think she's a clot.
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I don't think she's a clot!
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She's just not ready for the real
world of normal human interaction.
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Oh! Ah!
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- Lugaretzia, please, go home.
- I go home.
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Go home and rest your bad back
or your bottom or whatever it is.
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- What do you think?
- Does Mr Toad know you have his clothes?
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Louisa, I love your cruelty.
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Well, that's good, there's plenty
more where that came from.
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Oh.
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- Martin crapped on me.
- Oh. - My fault.
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You must be Mrs Durrells.
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- You come highly recommended.
- Ah, well, how nice.
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- Durrell, in fact.
- Do you have a room for me?
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I do. The penthouse on the top floor.
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What is this, a ruddy zoo?
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Yes, I suppose it is.
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Don't get romantic with him.
He's not your type.
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The Colonel loves guns,
so you two will get on well, Leslie.
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In fact, I've moved on from shooting.
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Although that is quite something.
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Margo's gone. Sorry about the poo.
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'Dear Mother, I know you'd try
to make me stay,
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'so I've been smuggling
out my possessions.
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'I'll be at a secret location in Corfu.
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'I'll be in touch when settled.'
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- Where's Margo gone?
- She won't say.
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Well, this is terrible.
We must search the island.
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No! We all run off when we're nippers.
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- How old is she?
- 18.
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- Well, it's time she left then.
- Yes, it'll be all right.
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- Do her good.
- Your job's done.
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What do all you men know?
I'm... sad as a mother,
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as a woman,
frankly, I'm feeling outnumbered.
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Then I went over the top in Wipers...
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and...
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- ..copped a Blighty.
- What?
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He fought at Ypres
and was invalided home.
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Still got a crotch full of shrapnel.
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I can't have magnets in the house.
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Louisa doesn't want to hear
the word "crotch".
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No, it's fine,
I am familiar with the concept.
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Well, don't let me harp on
about the war.
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Or should I?
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No.
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The time I got a bayonet up
my jacksie in the Bosphorus, anyone?
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- I thought you liked war.
- Nobody sane likes war.
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I believe in protecting
one's loved ones,
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if one's lucky enough to have any.
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Well, the Hun are up to
their old tricks.
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Clearly, I didn't kill enough last time.
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Austria's gone, who's next?
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I've decided there won't be a new war.
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Good girl.
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Little bit over familiar.
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I've been here for months,
I've earned it.
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We have a super rapport.
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Anyway, I've recently left the army
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and I'd rather like
to try my hand at hunting.
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- Oh no, don't do that.
- Why not?
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Only an idiot
would kill an animal for fun.
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And I'm sure you're not an idiot.
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Gerry, don't be rude
to our paying guests.
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Your family, is it me,
or is it slightly falling apart?
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I love it here, Theo,
thanks for letting me stay.
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No, it's good for me.
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I'm a creature of routine,
which is terrible.
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Me and my perfectly symmetrical room.
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Break it up!
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But let me tell your mother you're here.
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- She's anxious.
- No, don't you dare.
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Oh, I bought these
yesterday in the market.
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They'll help me inspire
my new beauty business.
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Let's take this old codger down.
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Isn't it gorgeous?
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You don't mind, do you?
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Thanks, Theo.
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I hear you're a gun wallah.
Let's go hunting.
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No, I've left that behind me.
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I want a solid career
so I can have a family and...
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I'll pay you handsomely.
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Now, what's the big game on Corfu?
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Well, the biggest prize is wild
boar, but they're hard to find.
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Good! You sort that out then.
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And I'll have my money back
if it's a washout.
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Yeah.
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Evening.
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Did you know that insects don't
have circulatory blood systems?
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Right.
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Their organs bathe in chambers of blood,
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it's usually green or yellow.
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I... need to confide in someone.
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- Leslie's downstairs.
- No, he'd be useless.
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- The Colonel's...
- I'd rather die.
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- Mother's somewhere.
- It's her I want to talk about.
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Because I'm... finding,
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to my surprise, that I...
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..well...
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I love her.
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- I love her, too.
- Not the way I love her.
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Like a burning...
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..house.
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When locusts fail to find a mate
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they travel,
often for thousands of miles...
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Can we, for once, not relate
everything to creepy crawlies?
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Based on your knowledge of your mum...
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..d'you have any hints or tips
re unlocking her heart?
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- You haven't a hope in hell. Sorry.
- Well...
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There's a challenge.
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'Dear Ma and the sibling horde,
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'I'm perched up here in the North
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'which cascades serenity
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'when I'm not hammering
sentences into being.'
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Oh, Larry. Please relax, it's me.
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- 'How are the kids?'
- That's better.
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'I miss them, and you, of course.
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'My dancer girls have left to prance
professionally in Athens,
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'but I am writing
like a hungry fish. Are you happy?
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'Knowing you, and I do,
you will concede only,
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'"Partly happy with risk of
scattered doubts, heavy at times."'
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Larry's letters make me sad too.
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But that's because they're gibberish.
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I miss him. And Margo, of course,
as one misses a....
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..dotty kitten who's run off
into the jungle
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- even though she's not ready for the real world or...
- All right.
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But over the years, I've grown
used to confiding in Larry.
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And Spiros, although he and I
are rebuilding our friendship
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- since, well, you know...
- Yes.
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Well, I'm mature, and financially secure
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now I'm running the Colonel's hunts.
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You don't need Larry or Spiros.
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I'm your confidant now.
Guiding your every move.
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Your worries are at an end.
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Sorry.
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- Spiros, have you seen Margo anywhere?
- No.
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You worry too much.
You should stop that.
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Spiros, things don't seem
to be getting back
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- to how they were between us.
- No, you're tense.
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Well, yes, I am, because I, I...
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You are alone in the house
with lots of men. It's not healthy.
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I will have as many men in the house
as I need to pay the bills.
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Lying around in hammocks
in their underwear if they wish.
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I'm just saying, make it clear
you're not interested in them.
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I'm not interested in them!
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Drop in any time and see for yourself.
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I may do that.
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My husband is away a lot,
and not reliable,
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but we are trying
to make a good marriage.
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I'm going to love having a baby.
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- Do you have a girlfriend?
- No, I'm waiting for you.
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That's not fair. For you or anyone.
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Maybe, who knows.
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She likes you.
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But you can leave her
and go home and sleep.
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I'll babysit if you want a rest.
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You would? My father says men
do not look after babies.
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Well, I'm the new kind of man.
Who's sensitive to women,
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whilst remaining manly in the extreme.
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Leslie Durrell.
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- Oh, Mr Likourgos.
- What are you doing these days?
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I have an exciting new venture,
organising hunting trips.
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Where is the best place
to hunt wild boar?
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The woods at Evropouli.
I own the hunting licence.
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- You can shoot wild boar there.
- Oh, thank you.
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For you, not expensive.
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Fine. How much?
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Might I...
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Apologies.
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Erm... Might I help?
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Yes, you can wash up.
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- There you are.
- Oh!
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My tailor, Mr Jakeways, would faint
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if he saw me mixing textures like this.
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I've never actually done this before.
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Oh, it's great fun.
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If you're very good,
you can build a new lavatory pit.
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Ha-ha.
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Are you all right?
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Do you think my family is falling
apart, as the Colonel said?
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No! I mean I know...
one's left and one's missing
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and the other two hate each other,
but, er...
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So, Louisa...
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- Mm.
- What are your...
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Oh, look, I've made it clean.
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- What are your favourite things?
- Why do you ask?
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No reason. Come on!
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Erm... Dancing.
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Er, bridge, seafood... ooh!
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Dandie Dinmont dogs,
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- my children being happy...
- That's enough.
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Shh.
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My copepods!
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Honestly, Theo, why are people
so selfish and insensitive?
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It's not deliberate.
We are just different.
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- You don't know what I'm talking about.
- Oh, I see.
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Our new guest, Colonel Ribbidane, has...
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- Have you got guests?
- No, no.
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So this preposterous Colonel arrives
with his war chest,
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and he and Leslie are planning
to slaughter wild boar.
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Well, tell Leslie how strongly you feel.
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He's so much more thoughtful these days.
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What's this?
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I'm.... experimenting
with more colour in my wardrobe.
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You've got a woman, haven't you?
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Yes, I have. But don't tell anyone.
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Honestly, Theo, it's about time,
we were all wondering.
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Who is it? Is she young?
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Is she a scientist, but a sexy one?
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It's Margo.
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Yes, it's Margo.
She's only staying here.
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- Well, I know that.
- But don't tell your mother.
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Margo is desperate
to discover more about herself.
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I miss her, but she's not easy
to live with, is she?
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Colonel, I've secured
the perfect private woodland
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- for hunting wild boar.
- Good man.
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Sit.
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Now, when I'm shooting with a man
I like to know what makes him tick.
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Answer?
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Well, I, er, like to think
I'm a decent sort.
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I hold this place together...
with my mother.
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What's this I hear about you pining
for some girl and a baby?
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- Well, yes...
- I've nothing against the dainty sex.
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I've been married at least once
and they did their best,
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but if we're going hunting together,
let's keep it...
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red blooded.
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Don't worry, when the time comes,
I'll be cocked and ready to go.
243
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,355
A word, please.
244
00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:07,354
Excuse me.
245
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:15,314
- Please don't go hunting.
- Oh, don't be so sentimental.
246
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:18,312
Compared to how animals kill
each other, shooting them is humane.
247
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:22,309
Cornering animals and executing them
is not humane.
248
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:24,183
It's a wood, there are no corners.
249
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:27,701
Gerry, this is work.
The Colonel's paying me.
250
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,304
All right, I'll save up
251
00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:33,303
and I'll match what he's paying you.
How much is it?
252
00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:36,336
£25. For one week.
253
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:45,136
I'm going to put a wave in your hair
like Jean Harlow.
254
00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:46,295
Why?
255
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,133
We owe it to the world
to be as beautiful as possible.
256
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,292
In case you're worried
I'm just a silly girl,
257
00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:53,291
I worked at Theo's x-ray unit
for two years.
258
00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:55,809
So I know what I'm doing.
259
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:59,322
The curling tongs need to be nice
and warm to put a wave in your hair.
260
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,997
Sorry I'm late.
261
00:18:09,316 --> 00:18:13,279
Mr Stephanides is my salon assistant
for the day.
262
00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:16,277
One can't have enough strings
to one's bow, can one?
263
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,274
Is there a difficulty?
264
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,273
We were wondering whether your hair
is so lovely
265
00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:25,306
we should leave it as it is.
266
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:35,300
Oh!
267
00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:40,622
Or treat this visit
as an initial consultation
268
00:18:40,657 --> 00:18:44,295
- and do some research and reconvene.
- What a good idea.
269
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,256
Herete, Galini.
270
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,290
- Gerry, pos eisai?
- Kala, efharisto.
271
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:57,252
- Something bad is happening.
- Really?
272
00:18:57,287 --> 00:19:00,250
And there comes a time when we need
to stand up for what we believe in.
273
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:01,250
Yes.
274
00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:03,248
What do we believe in?
275
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,247
There's a mad Colonel staying with us
276
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:08,245
and he's paying Leslie
to take him to kill wild boar.
277
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,764
- That's terrible.
- Exactly.
278
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:12,243
- So we're going to stop them.
- Good.
279
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:14,242
Well, I am.
280
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:16,241
You probably better stay back
and watch me take the bullet.
281
00:19:16,276 --> 00:19:19,274
No, we die together.
282
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,232
Leslie!
283
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,230
Household items and provisions
for your hunting expedition.
284
00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:35,229
Ah, thank you, Spiros.
285
00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:38,227
I hear you plan to hunt in the woods
with Mr Likourgos.
286
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,226
Yes, it's good for wild boar.
287
00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:43,224
- Well, in fact, it isn't.
- What?
288
00:19:43,259 --> 00:19:46,222
Mr Likourgos is pulling a fast one.
289
00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:49,221
- Where does that saying come from?
- Er, I don't know.
290
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,220
What do you mean?
291
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,218
There are no wild boars
in that forest...
292
00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:56,576
or anywhere for miles.
And he doesn't own the licence,
293
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:59,250
- it's common land.
- Argh!
294
00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:10,243
- Mrs Durrells.
- Mr Hakiaopulos.
295
00:20:11,242 --> 00:20:13,566
Keen to check I'm not flirting
with all my menfolk?
296
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,725
Of course not.
297
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:21,201
I saw your Basil in town,
buying a big gift, probably for you.
298
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:23,200
Knowing Basil, it'll be for him.
299
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:26,198
- Anyone seen my swimming hat?
- You need a hat to swim?
300
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,592
Oh! You're looking good enough to scoff.
301
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:31,555
He's never said anything
like that before.
302
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,229
Uh-huh.
303
00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:36,192
I loved our chat yesterday.
304
00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:40,225
Thank you for opening up to me
so deliciously.
305
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:47,420
Now you see why I wonder?
Have they tried to seduce you?
306
00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:51,183
No. And that's not fair,
307
00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:53,182
Spiros, after all we've been through.
308
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:55,181
And it's me who should be jealous.
309
00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:57,214
You're the one with a full bed
to go home to.
310
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,201
What's wrong?
311
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:22,844
- Nothing.
- Don't "nothing" me.
312
00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,163
You confide in me, remember?
313
00:21:24,198 --> 00:21:27,196
I'm the new Larry,
but less pretentious. Come on.
314
00:21:31,194 --> 00:21:35,191
Spiros is jealous and what's
the point as we can't be together?
315
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:40,153
Well, that's why he's jealous.
316
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:43,152
Well, in my experience, throwing
oneself into hard, vigorous work
317
00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:46,150
- can help conquer heartache.
- What do you think I've been doing?
318
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:49,148
I have the hands of an ancient farmer.
319
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,147
Good, you've taken that advice.
320
00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:54,825
Now, what about winning Spiros over, hm?
321
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:57,143
Spiros is a faithful husband,
322
00:21:57,178 --> 00:21:59,177
as is right and proper.
323
00:22:00,176 --> 00:22:02,015
And rare and regrettable.
324
00:22:03,175 --> 00:22:07,172
Would his wife perhaps step aside if
you were to make a good enough case?
325
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:10,170
No, Leslie.
326
00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:15,132
No to that, fair enough.
327
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,131
Well, if all three of you are unhappy
328
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:20,164
- why not agree on some compromise?
- And how would that work?
329
00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:22,163
Hm...
330
00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:26,126
I'm glad you value compromise.
331
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:29,124
Please call off the hunt tomorrow,
for Gerry's sake...
332
00:22:29,159 --> 00:22:32,122
No! I'm going to bloody do this
333
00:22:32,157 --> 00:22:34,156
and it's going to be a success.
334
00:22:51,146 --> 00:22:52,110
So I said to my mother,
335
00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:55,108
"you've never really taken me
seriously, have you?"
336
00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:57,107
That is hard for a mother to hear.
337
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:01,105
In fact, I've always enjoyed
not being taken seriously,
338
00:23:01,139 --> 00:23:03,138
but as you get older,
it becomes a bit unseemly.
339
00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:07,136
Now don't shout at me.
340
00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:21,092
I look nice.
341
00:23:21,127 --> 00:23:23,771
You do.
342
00:23:23,806 --> 00:23:27,089
- So how long will this last?
- The wave?
343
00:23:27,124 --> 00:23:30,926
Not long. But next time
I can put in a permanent one.
344
00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:35,084
- How do you do that?
- Chemicals and a lot of bravery.
345
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,118
If I get it wrong,
all your hair falls out.
346
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,116
I trust you.
347
00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,104
Come here.
348
00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:04,066
Sit! Sit!
349
00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,100
Argh! Martin, come here.
350
00:24:10,098 --> 00:24:11,097
Come on, you'll look good in this.
351
00:24:12,296 --> 00:24:14,135
Here!
352
00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,087
Oh, for God's sake.
353
00:24:49,074 --> 00:24:52,037
- Ah, morning, can I have a word?
- Just off to see Galini. - Stop!
354
00:24:52,072 --> 00:24:54,036
Two things.
355
00:24:54,071 --> 00:24:58,234
If you try to interfere
in the shooting, you may die,
356
00:24:58,269 --> 00:25:01,032
which would, on balance, be a waste.
357
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,071
And?
358
00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:05,030
Do people know where Margo is
and they're not telling me
359
00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:06,424
out of some urge to protect her?
360
00:25:07,743 --> 00:25:10,027
Well, I've protected her all her life
361
00:25:10,061 --> 00:25:12,025
- and I am the best at it.
- Yes, you are.
362
00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:16,063
- Thank you.
- Where are you off to?
363
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,701
Hunting.
364
00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:20,060
Oh.
365
00:25:20,095 --> 00:25:23,254
- Are you in a pickle of some sort?
- Do you really want to know?
366
00:25:26,052 --> 00:25:28,016
No, no.
367
00:25:28,051 --> 00:25:31,014
So, we're after wild boar.
368
00:25:31,049 --> 00:25:35,011
I'm new to the hunting game,
unless you count Germans.
369
00:25:35,046 --> 00:25:39,044
- Let's not.
- And Turks.
370
00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:42,847
I'll get on then.
371
00:25:42,882 --> 00:25:44,880
Solid plan! Solid plan!
372
00:25:52,036 --> 00:25:54,999
- Hello, Leslie.
- Daphne. And Katina, how nice.
373
00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:57,997
- I have a favour to ask.
- Yeah, before you do...
374
00:25:58,032 --> 00:25:59,996
Your father's cheated me.
375
00:26:00,031 --> 00:26:01,995
I paid him to let us hunt wild boar
376
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:03,994
and it seems there aren't any
and I didn't need to.
377
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:07,991
- Otherwise, brilliant.
- I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
378
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,990
- You said you may be able to babysit.
- I'd love to.
379
00:26:11,025 --> 00:26:13,988
- Thank you, I have so many things to do.
- Woah, woah, now?
380
00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:15,987
I'm about to leave on a wild boar hunt.
381
00:26:16,022 --> 00:26:18,345
- But you said there are no wild boar there.
- Shh!
382
00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,984
I have a plan to get round that,
383
00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:22,018
by creating the illusion
of a wild boar, see?
384
00:26:23,017 --> 00:26:23,982
Perhaps nobody is honest.
385
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:26,980
Look, I'll help any other time,
but this hunt is so important to me.
386
00:26:27,015 --> 00:26:28,979
Larry's left
so I'm the man of the house now
387
00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:32,012
and for the first time I can, erm,
really, erm...
388
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,975
All right, my mother can
look after you until I get back.
389
00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:37,973
Can't she, eh?
390
00:26:38,008 --> 00:26:39,652
- Everything you need is in there.
- OK.
391
00:26:39,687 --> 00:26:41,971
- I will come back tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
392
00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:45,684
Please. I need a break or I go mad.
393
00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:03,993
Oh, hello.
394
00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:11,793
- Theo, I'm sorry...
- No, no, no, I am.
395
00:27:11,828 --> 00:27:14,311
But the truth is,
I'm so used to living on my own.
396
00:27:14,346 --> 00:27:16,950
Oh, no, you've hated having me here.
397
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,468
No, you're a delight, you're my friend.
398
00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:22,981
But for me, a disorderly house
creates a disorderly mind.
399
00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:26,979
But I'm fine
now the furniture is symmetrical.
400
00:27:35,973 --> 00:27:38,457
I know now what I need to do.
401
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,935
Please, tell your mother where you are.
402
00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:42,934
Not yet.
403
00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,968
I'm getting a taste for independence.
404
00:27:45,967 --> 00:27:48,930
You'd have been proud of me,
I waved Mrs Mavrokondas's hair
405
00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:51,804
- without killing her.
- I am proud of you.
406
00:27:56,161 --> 00:27:59,959
Basil, I need your help
with my hunting expedition.
407
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:04,441
Oh, I knew there was something -
you mustn't go hunting,
408
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:07,954
- your mother asked me to stop it.
- Tough, we're going. But...
409
00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:12,916
..would you go ahead,
hide in the foliage
410
00:28:12,951 --> 00:28:15,914
and make a noise
like a wild boar, please?
411
00:28:15,949 --> 00:28:17,953
I fear that could end in tears.
412
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,911
No, no, it won't. It'll be a laugh!
413
00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,945
Day out in the woods, up a tree.
414
00:28:24,624 --> 00:28:26,942
- Why do you need wild boar noises?
- Shh!
415
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,904
Because there are no wild boars,
it turns out,
416
00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:34,903
so the Colonel
will demand his money back.
417
00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:37,936
My sympathies. Still no.
418
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,898
If you help me,
I'll show you how to impress Mother.
419
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:45,896
I've already taken steps
to win her over.
420
00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:48,929
Well, I can more or less guarantee
success, because I'm her confidant.
421
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:52,892
What noise do wild boar make?
422
00:28:52,927 --> 00:28:55,890
If I remember correctly,
it's something like...
423
00:28:55,925 --> 00:28:57,924
But louder.
424
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:04,884
Wow, yeah. Oh, that's a nasty cough.
425
00:29:04,919 --> 00:29:05,919
- It's a bit of a... a tickle.
- Tickle.
426
00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:11,880
Delivery for you.
What are we waiting for?
427
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:15,433
- I just need my mother to come home before we leave.
- Why?
428
00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:34,866
- Welcome home!
- Thank you, no need to welcome me.
429
00:29:34,901 --> 00:29:36,865
I, er, have something to say.
430
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,863
Over the months I've been here,
you may have observed my journey
431
00:29:40,898 --> 00:29:43,861
from somewhat prissy guest
to dogged admirer.
432
00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:46,859
You're going quite fast,
can I just gently slow you down
433
00:29:46,894 --> 00:29:48,858
and ask you to shut your eyes.
434
00:29:48,893 --> 00:29:52,056
Why? The last time I did that,
Gerry put a lizard down my blouse.
435
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,534
Yes, I won't do that.
436
00:29:54,569 --> 00:29:58,567
Though it sounds like massive fun.
Erm, ready then?
437
00:30:03,884 --> 00:30:07,047
So, here... er, stop.
438
00:30:07,082 --> 00:30:10,845
Keep them shut.
As a symbol of our connection,
439
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,877
is this gift which I now give you.
440
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,074
And, open.
441
00:30:33,386 --> 00:30:36,829
Obviously, it lacks water, but I'll...
442
00:30:36,864 --> 00:30:38,863
divert a stream when I have a moment.
443
00:30:39,862 --> 00:30:41,506
- Basil, why have you...?
- Say nothing.
444
00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,860
Please excuse me, I'm needed in a wood.
445
00:30:44,859 --> 00:30:46,898
Enjoy your gift.
446
00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:55,817
- Whose is that?
- Daphne's.
447
00:30:55,852 --> 00:30:57,851
Oh, Leslie.
448
00:30:59,850 --> 00:31:02,848
- Oh, a... a letter from Larry.
- Oh, thank you, darling.
449
00:31:06,886 --> 00:31:10,808
- Why has Basil bought us a bridge?
- Yes, that did seem odd.
450
00:31:10,843 --> 00:31:12,807
'Dear Mother.
451
00:31:12,842 --> 00:31:15,805
'Enchante to hear
that Margo's nesting with Theo.
452
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,804
- 'Is that a secret?'
- Hah!
453
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:20,802
Erm, can you babysit Daphne's baby
while I'm hunting?
454
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,801
Oh, no, darling,
I have to go back to town.
455
00:31:22,836 --> 00:31:25,799
- Oh, well...
- This is much better.
456
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:28,832
You stay here and be Daddy,
as you said you wanted to.
457
00:31:33,829 --> 00:31:35,828
What the hell am I going to do with you?
458
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:42,789
- Lovely day for it.
- I'm not talking to you!
459
00:31:42,824 --> 00:31:43,823
Fine.
460
00:32:02,812 --> 00:32:04,776
You'd have been court-martialled
for that in a war.
461
00:32:04,811 --> 00:32:07,774
- Highly unprofessional.
- I've said I'm sorry.
462
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:15,844
- Don't make me shoot the baby.
- That's not funny.
463
00:32:18,802 --> 00:32:20,801
Please shush.
464
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,799
- Shh.
- Shh!
465
00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:28,476
Let's just clog your ears up.
466
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,754
Th... that's a wild boar.
467
00:32:39,789 --> 00:32:41,753
How exciting, I told you
I'd find you some.
468
00:32:41,788 --> 00:32:42,753
Isn't it coming from up a tree?
469
00:32:42,788 --> 00:32:47,625
Hardly, they can't climb trees.
You're thinking of a squirrel.
470
00:32:51,822 --> 00:32:53,746
This way.
471
00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,745
Are you sure about this?
472
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,779
We could get shot and killed.
473
00:32:58,778 --> 00:32:59,777
Are YOU sure about it?
474
00:33:15,288 --> 00:33:17,731
Hello. How nice...
475
00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:20,730
It's all right, Theo, I know.
476
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:22,728
I did try to persuade Margo to tell you.
477
00:33:22,763 --> 00:33:24,727
Well, you should have asked me,
478
00:33:24,762 --> 00:33:27,760
I have a range of techniques
for calling Margo to heel.
479
00:33:31,758 --> 00:33:32,757
Oh...
480
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,718
I was forgetting what you looked like.
481
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:44,235
After a week?
What kind of mother are you?
482
00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:46,429
I don't know.
483
00:33:51,746 --> 00:33:53,745
Oh, God, this is horrible.
484
00:33:57,742 --> 00:34:00,740
Let's hope this is the last
of your stinking effluent.
485
00:34:24,726 --> 00:34:27,689
Shoo, scat. - Pavste!
486
00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:29,688
- Hunting is wrong!
- Stop this cruelty!
487
00:34:29,723 --> 00:34:32,686
Drop your guns
and cuddle an animal today!
488
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,883
How dare you! My mother loves that gong!
489
00:34:37,918 --> 00:34:39,682
Well, you're wasting your bloody breath
490
00:34:39,717 --> 00:34:42,680
because there are no wild boar
in these woods anyway!
491
00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:44,679
Probably because
they've all been gunned down.
492
00:34:44,714 --> 00:34:46,678
They need protecting!
493
00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:50,710
In fact, there are wild boar here,
because we heard the bastards.
494
00:35:13,696 --> 00:35:16,660
I will see you... in court.
495
00:35:16,695 --> 00:35:19,693
Look, I was just trying to give you
good value for money!
496
00:35:20,692 --> 00:35:22,656
You think I'm a buffoon, do you?
497
00:35:22,691 --> 00:35:24,655
- You must be.
- No.
498
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,653
Killing isn't a sport, it's a sickness!
499
00:35:26,688 --> 00:35:28,687
Gerry!
500
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:42,644
'Fire!'
501
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,678
'Fire your weapon!
502
00:35:47,676 --> 00:35:51,713
'For God's sake,
do something, man! Fire!
503
00:35:53,672 --> 00:35:56,635
'Colonel! Colonel!
504
00:35:56,670 --> 00:35:58,869
'Colonel!'
505
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,663
You could have killed my brother!
506
00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:32,134
Margo, I love you and I miss you.
507
00:36:32,169 --> 00:36:35,612
And I need you at home,
as a... as a daughter
508
00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:38,610
- and frankly as a woman.
- You've got Lugaretzia.
509
00:36:38,645 --> 00:36:41,608
Oh, she's off with her bad back
or her bottom
510
00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:43,607
or whatever it is this time.
511
00:36:43,642 --> 00:36:45,606
Have I been so terrible?
512
00:36:45,641 --> 00:36:50,603
No! But you're very... dominant.
513
00:36:50,638 --> 00:36:52,601
No, I'm not!
514
00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:53,601
You'd never come to me for advice,
515
00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:56,599
because you only really listen to Larry.
516
00:36:56,634 --> 00:36:58,598
- You only miss me now I'm gone.
- Oh, Margo.
517
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,596
- Anyway, I've bothered Theo enough.
- No, no, no, no.
518
00:37:01,631 --> 00:37:04,594
- So I'm moving out.
- Oh, thank you, darling...
519
00:37:04,629 --> 00:37:08,592
- And I'm going to England.
- No... Why?
520
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,591
I haven't been there for years.
521
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,949
I need to train properly in beauty,
522
00:37:12,984 --> 00:37:15,588
I just need to do something brave.
523
00:37:15,623 --> 00:37:19,585
Well, you'll soon discover
there's no place like home.
524
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:22,583
But where is home? I love Corfu,
525
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:24,782
but you turned us into nomads
when you brought us here.
526
00:37:24,817 --> 00:37:26,976
Home is...
527
00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:32,612
- ...where I am.
- You see? That's you being dominant.
528
00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:38,129
- How long will you be gone?
- I don't know.
529
00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:47,603
Theo, you can keep my lovely pictures.
530
00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:20,548
I'm sorry it wasn't a huge success.
If you want your money back...
531
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:24,581
You stopped me committing murder.
I'm hardly going to expect a refund.
532
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:28,543
I know what it's like, haunting
flashbacks to the battlefield.
533
00:38:28,578 --> 00:38:31,542
- They're hard to shake off.
- Where did you serve?
534
00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:34,575
Yeovil College for trainee solicitors.
535
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:37,538
Not all of the lads made it.
536
00:38:37,573 --> 00:38:40,536
Well, thank goodness you're all safe.
537
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:43,534
- Galini and I stopped the slaughter.
- No, you didn't.
538
00:38:43,569 --> 00:38:46,533
- He shot your gong.
- It's still perfectly sound.
539
00:38:46,568 --> 00:38:49,571
Oh, really? Does THIS sound sound?
540
00:38:49,606 --> 00:38:51,530
- You are so self-righteous.
- Oh, am I?
541
00:38:51,565 --> 00:38:54,208
- And what does that make you?
- Why don't you tell me?
542
00:38:54,243 --> 00:38:55,527
Shut up!
543
00:38:55,562 --> 00:39:00,524
Are you going to ask me how am?
In this house of men?
544
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:02,523
- As my family disintegrates?
- What?
545
00:39:02,558 --> 00:39:04,557
- Who's disintegrating?
- How are you?
546
00:39:11,912 --> 00:39:14,551
- Yes?
- It's a man.
547
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,548
- Would you prefer to rendezvous on the landing?
- No.
548
00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:22,546
Sorry to penetrate your bolt-hole.
549
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:29,027
I'm worried I wasn't very clear,
when I gave you the bridge.
550
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,505
Yes, what was that all about?
551
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:34,703
I asked you what you liked
552
00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:37,537
and you said "a bridge".
553
00:39:39,536 --> 00:39:44,338
No, I said I like, "er, bridge".
554
00:39:44,373 --> 00:39:48,530
The card game.
My husband and I used to play.
555
00:39:49,529 --> 00:39:51,528
Oh, bugger.
556
00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:55,011
Do you like bridges?
557
00:39:55,046 --> 00:39:58,489
Well, I'm glad they exist,
for crossing water.
558
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:00,488
Anyway...
559
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:04,685
the bridge is merely a metaphor,
in wood,
560
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:10,002
- of my love for you.
- Oh.
561
00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:15,998
Your warmth and beauty
illuminate every room you enter.
562
00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:18,477
I came for a fortnight's holiday
563
00:40:18,512 --> 00:40:24,473
and months later, I am still here,
waiting and wanting.
564
00:40:24,508 --> 00:40:28,866
So, how about it, you and me?
565
00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:33,543
No, I have no romantic feelings for you.
566
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,541
We are related after all.
567
00:40:41,498 --> 00:40:43,497
- It's very distant.
- Not distant enough.
568
00:40:45,496 --> 00:40:47,494
- I don't think you should sit on my bed.
- Right, sorry.
569
00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:54,455
And of course, there is Spiros.
570
00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:58,493
Why eat boiled beef when
there's hot souvlaki on the menu?
571
00:40:58,528 --> 00:41:00,452
He's not on the menu.
572
00:41:00,487 --> 00:41:03,969
Well, I'll leave tomorrow.
573
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,447
No, look, Basil, stay.
574
00:41:07,482 --> 00:41:11,445
Stop having English clothes sent over,
575
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,483
relax, find someone nice here.
576
00:41:14,518 --> 00:41:16,477
Who isn't me.
577
00:41:25,671 --> 00:41:28,435
- Ladies.
- Thanks, Spiros!
578
00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:31,468
- Pleasure. - You're a darling!
- You're welcome.
579
00:41:34,466 --> 00:41:36,465
- Mrs D!
- Swim with us!
580
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,467
Look at the sea!
581
00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:42,461
Oh, it's so good to be back.
582
00:41:49,457 --> 00:41:51,940
You want me to apologise
for caring about you?
583
00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:53,420
This isn't caring.
584
00:41:53,454 --> 00:41:55,418
This is having your cake and eating it.
585
00:41:55,453 --> 00:41:57,417
- What does that mean?
- It means,
586
00:41:57,452 --> 00:41:59,616
you have a wife you want to keep
587
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:02,449
and me here waiting for you,
just in case.
588
00:42:04,448 --> 00:42:05,487
I'm sorry...
589
00:42:07,446 --> 00:42:08,965
That's not fair.
590
00:42:09,965 --> 00:42:13,442
But we've tried to be normal
together and we just can't do it.
591
00:42:15,121 --> 00:42:16,441
I know.
592
00:42:18,439 --> 00:42:20,438
I'm sorry.
593
00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:51,384
Leslie's busy
putting the baby down to sleep,
594
00:42:51,419 --> 00:42:53,418
but I'm here if you want
a deputy confidant.
595
00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:56,416
Thank you.
596
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,411
They're swimming naked, aren't they?
597
00:43:07,770 --> 00:43:09,374
Er, I think I will stay on.
598
00:43:09,409 --> 00:43:12,372
I'll just take the dancers
their towels...
599
00:43:12,407 --> 00:43:15,370
They'll dry... in the sun.
600
00:43:15,405 --> 00:43:17,404
Go on, in you go.
601
00:43:20,402 --> 00:43:25,364
Oh, Lugaretzia, what
an absolute pleasure to see you.
602
00:43:25,399 --> 00:43:27,363
You also.
603
00:43:27,398 --> 00:43:30,361
And how is your bad back
or bottom or wherever it is?
604
00:43:30,396 --> 00:43:33,394
- Ah, less bad, thank you.
- Good.
605
00:43:36,392 --> 00:43:39,355
- There are naked ladies in the sea!
- I know.
606
00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:40,715
What can you do?
607
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:43,353
Yeah, we danced for our supper
in Athens.
608
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,032
And we're joining Larry up the coast.
609
00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:47,351
He's promised to give us a huge welcome.
610
00:43:47,386 --> 00:43:51,348
Oh, I bet he has.
Well, tell him we'll visit soon.
611
00:43:51,383 --> 00:43:53,347
Theo told me you're missing
612
00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,346
- female company.
- Aw!
613
00:43:55,381 --> 00:43:57,345
Thank you, Florence.
614
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:00,343
Yes, it's been like
a working men's club here.
615
00:44:00,378 --> 00:44:02,342
Come in and spread a little daintiness.
616
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,340
Oh, you seem to be doing all right.
617
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:07,338
Still, we're here now. I bring wine
618
00:44:07,373 --> 00:44:10,337
and surgery gossip involving
sexually transmitted diseases.
619
00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:12,370
Oh!
620
00:44:14,369 --> 00:44:18,332
I'll, er, I'll be making
my farewells, Mrs Durrell.
621
00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:20,331
Oh, I'm sorry, Colonel. Why?
622
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,329
Well, I feel I need
a new challenge in my life,
623
00:44:23,364 --> 00:44:25,328
one that doesn't involve firearms.
624
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:27,846
Well, you could stay and...
625
00:44:27,881 --> 00:44:30,360
go for walks or read books.
626
00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:34,002
Anyway, I'll leave my guns for Leslie.
627
00:44:34,037 --> 00:44:36,361
He's a fine lad,
despite his baby fetish.
628
00:44:36,396 --> 00:44:39,319
- Ah, here's Daphne.
- Aw, hi!
629
00:44:39,354 --> 00:44:41,353
Afti pali?
630
00:44:42,712 --> 00:44:45,355
So many women. Where's Margo?
631
00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:48,314
Margo is going to try England.
632
00:44:48,349 --> 00:44:51,312
Oh, good for her!
633
00:44:51,347 --> 00:44:54,025
Yes. Good for her.
634
00:45:04,339 --> 00:45:07,302
So is that you done for children?
635
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:09,301
Ugh, yeah, they're a nightmare.
636
00:45:09,336 --> 00:45:12,299
Listen, I know I haven't been
a good confidant to you so far.
637
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,298
Well, I'll need you later
to shore me up.
638
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:17,296
I can't see Spiros any more
and Margo's going away.
639
00:45:17,331 --> 00:45:18,975
No, I won't make sense later,
640
00:45:19,010 --> 00:45:22,328
I'm off to get slaughtered
with Basil and the Colonel. Bye!
641
00:45:26,326 --> 00:45:29,329
At last. This is so lovely!
642
00:45:29,364 --> 00:45:32,322
- Isn't it!
- Yes, go on.
643
00:45:37,319 --> 00:45:39,283
Do we need some men?
644
00:45:39,318 --> 00:45:42,121
Might be nice.
645
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,315
Yamas!
646
00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:52,275
- Hello, Aunty, Uncle.
- What?
647
00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,314
My daughter Maud's governess
had to leave suddenly
648
00:45:54,349 --> 00:45:56,273
and I was wondering
if you could take over.
649
00:45:56,308 --> 00:46:00,270
- Let's all go and visit Larry.
- Ah!
650
00:46:00,305 --> 00:46:01,270
Captain Creech!
651
00:46:01,305 --> 00:46:03,268
- Pull up a bottom.
- We're leaving.
652
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:05,627
I don't think you have met my wife.
653
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:07,821
How nice to finally meet you.
50009
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