Original subtitles

- Our specialist has arrived ! - Hello, Marcella !

Hello, guys !

They should say : isn't you sallary enough ?

You're always talking about money !

I'll say, if someone offers you any money, what would you say ? No, thanks !

- Marcella ! - Arvaro, the greatest in Europa !

- Where do you come from ? - Look at him run !

Look what I brought you ! A picture of your lover !

- My beautiful lover ! - And me ?

- Excuse me ! - Young man !

Drive me to my divine place ! Let's go !

- What are you doing ? - Stop !

Stop, Marcella !

I haven't seen you in a long time, Ramon !

Where have you been ?

In Venice, my love !

You promised to take me to Venice when we're married !

- For the honeymoon, right ? - Yes, my darling !

Take this off ! Let me feel your beautiful curves.

The memories of Venice stike me again ! My wonder!

My heart !

Love me !

Love me a lot... Slower, it hurts !

My darling is so beautiful...

Watch the stick !

Love me...

- I'm happy ! - Ramon !

Look at those two !

They've takes their clothes off !

Is this what your doing ?

I'll get you both! You'll see!

Come here !

- Who's that, a hunter ? - How should I know ?

Bastard, rascal ! I'll show you ! I'll bust up your car !

Coward !

- Come down, coward ! I'll kill you ! - Do you know her ?

I met her a few years ago in a church

You took me to Venice... in our honeymoon !

You were married !

- A little ! - Yeah ?

- Really ? - Don't hit me !

- Get out of here ! - I'm naked !

- Where are you leaving ? - Go to hell !

Wait, this is not a woman ! She's not normal !

- Don't shoot me in the nuts ! - Are you taking advantage of me being defenseless !?

I surrender, my darling wife ! I can explain everything !

I was a moment of weakness...

TAXI GIRL

That's not going to work, girl !

Do you think you cab will earn ten times what the others make ?

- You know what they say in the building ? - No, and I don't care !

- Fine ! - Shut up !

- Did I say anything ? - Shut it !

You said it was fine ! You talk like you're at a conference !

You're the reason for the scandal !

You're the one who put her in a taxi !

A girl as beautiful as that could be in a better place

She could've married an accountant ! She would only sit in a car !

She could be called by telephone !

- I'm not worried about that ! - Exactly !

It's bad, my girl ! Nobody know them !

You have a licence plate !

Who's going to marry someone who walks around with licence plates?

We all hope she'll get married !

- I'm off ! Ciao ! - Ciao !

Cover your faces !

Don't move, or I'll shoot !

- Get to the wall ! - Leave the child !

To the wall !

Please leave the child !

Get out faster !

- That's the script, why are you picking on me ? - Leave the child, asshole !

Police, nobody move ! Hands up!

Stop ! Cut ! Who said he could enter ?

- You went in too early ! - Why ? You didn't die ?

Who called you ?

- How did it go ? - Like shit !

Are you the producers ? Where are the extras ? Have they all gone ?

- I'll kick your ass ! - How dare you ?

- How dare I ? I'm the director ! - Watch you language !

- You want to ruin me ! I'm ruined ! - Who are those people ?

- They're going to ruin everything ! - We're the real cops !

What real cops ? You want to take me to jail ?

- Why didn't you say anything ? - You got 'em ?

- Who's she ? - I'm the one who called the police !

She's lovely !

Congrats !

What civic spirit !

Such behavior... truly exemplary !

Why don't you mind your own business ?

The raport says you caused three police cars to intervene !

I was passing by and I saw them with machine guns...

You thought it was a robbery !

But they were making a film and everything was set up.

The producers say you caused 18 million in damages !

- What can we do ? - I don't have any money, commissioner !

We'll see what we can do...

Two fellonies ! Three police cars ! The bank kidnapping...

I'm thinking now !

- Do you want to arrrest me, commissioner ? - Why arrest ?

I wanna see if I can work something out !

- You wanna play a board game ? - Why not ?

- Dry for all ? - For Rome only !

- Ten thousand ? - Agreed !

- Good-bye, commissioner. - Good-bye !

Miss ! Can I have five thousand ?

- Good evening ! Hello ! - Hello, Arvaro !

I want you to throw me about four !

- How many do you want ? - Four snacks !

- Where ? - Here !

- Hello, Marcella ! - Hello !

- How are you, beautiful ? - Bad ! Give me a Fernet-Branco !

- Where were you until now ? - At the precinct !

- Did something happen ? - A tattle-tale director!

- Who was it ? - One who frightens Rome,

makes the branches move so that it rains ! Get it ?

You met a director and that's all? Maybe it was a zelous one ?

- What do you mean, zelous ? - A carrier man !

Imagine that!

For example, I'm a small Marlon Brando !

This of the couple we could make ! You act indifferent,

and I'm the heroic sherrif who rescues you !

Think of the box-office !

The food, sherrif !

I'm so hungry... Marcella !

I'm glad I had a snack....

- Good morning ! - Good morning !

- Where are we going ? - Urgent, to the airport !

Faster, miss ! The plane leaves in half an hour !

This is a cab, not a rocket !

You're right, but if I don't make that plane, I'm ruined !

I have to reach home in London this evening !

- I'l give you 100.000 if we make it ! - We'll be there ! You'll see !

That'll teach him to drive in the middle of the road !

Don't be afraid !

Let's take a shortcut !

Goddam it !

- You fell down ? - No, that's the way I stop !

Licence and registration !

I'm in a hurry ! I've no time to lose !

- You made a contravention ! - Not my fault, tell my client !

- Is something wrong ? - I can't move !

- It's a heart attack ! - What ?

Let's go to the hospital. We'll escort you !

- Excuse me ! - Follow me !

Calm down ! Grab his feet !

Put him down carefully ! Don't let him fall, as usual !

Get him up !

Simptoms of stroke with partial paresis !

Even paresis with a commotion !

Possible fracture of the left femur...

Couldn't it be a disk hernia, like my friend had ?

What are you talking about ? I shit my pants !

Why are you on the bike ?!

You're so handsome !

I'll be Tomas Millian ! When I transfer to the team, he'll be nothing !

Look at this fellow ! You'd say he's Fabio Testi !

Yeah, like shit he is !

- I can see you're affected. We'll talk ! - We should !

With all due respect, but there are all kinds of pricks who insist.

I can tell you're a special man !

You're kind ! What's you civilian status ?

Why, are you writing a raport ?

- Are you married ? - No !

- Engaged ! - No !

- Not even courted... - You're free ?

I'm very free !

- The Flavia residence ! - The residence !

I hope to see you soon !

Of course ! Good afternoon ! Thank you !

You should !

I salute you !

Did you see who was in that cab ?

Did I ?! A wonderful girl !

The man with the frozen foot !

- What do I care about men ? - That's Adonis, the great mobster !

Adonis ? Let's follow him !

Yes, let's follow him !

Let's go !

- Where are you going ? - I'm taking a shortcut !

Like Franco Nero does it !

We were lucky ! We're fine !

Happy, boss ?

Everything's fine, Rocco ! Thank you !

- My leg is full of morphine ! - I know, I have a sensitive nose !

I said my leg is full of morphine !

- I don't know how to get out of this ! - Of course !

I'm not the one walking around like that through Rome ! For a while

- ... I'll stay with my blonde ! - Did your sling-shot break ?

- It's something normal ! - The blonde !

- The blonde ! - The bomb ?

- Don't pull my leg ! - What peg ?

The leg,you deaf idiot ! Pay for the cab !

My leg....

- Why are you hopping ? - No, I was helping you !

- How much ? - 1700 !

O thousand, two...

- Three thousand ! Keep the change ! - Thank you !

- Stay there ! - What did I do now ?

That's Adonis, teh famous mobster ! The police are looking for him !

No one understands how he transports his drugs !

I think I understand !

- Adone... Adonis ! - Yes sir, we know where he is !

He was in a building !

- With his girlfriend ! - His girlfriend ! Bravo !

The most important thing is we figured out how the drugs are transported.

What ?

The drugs ! What day is it today ?

- The 23rd ! - It's a lucky number...

I already feel the smell of a challenge in the air !

Tell me where Adonis lives and how he operates !

If I tell you, will you transfer me to the team earlier ?

Of course, I'll send you to the panther team, the gazelle team...

I'll send you to the zoo !

Hurry, he must not get away !

Move faster !

Is it a trap ?

That's bad luck! Let's get it out of here !

Faster !

Open up ! We know you're here, Adonis !

- Who is it ? - The police !

In the name of the law !

He made me angry ! Break the door !

You can't do anything ! Let me do it !

Damn, we're in ! Lift me up !

- Let's enter ! - What do you want ?

Don't move Adonis ! You fell in our trap !

Do you have a search warrant, commissioner ?

I have something better ! Give me the hammer, agent !

- The hammer ? - It's ready !

- What's the deal with the hammer ? - Don't worry, I'll do it !

- You won't feel a thing ! - No hammer !

- Oh yes ! - Don't be afraid !

- It'll only take a minute ! Where is it ? - Where is what ?

- The drugs ! - I have none there, commissioner !

- It hurts ! - Look at him acting !

There they are ! They're here...

- How was it, commissioner ? - Leave me alone, miss !

You've seen the information that I provided, commissioner ?

What have you decided, commissioner ? Where am I going ?

To hell !

Is that a new team ?

Hello !

Is there any work this morning ?

Dead calm! I've been here an hour and not a single call.

- Good, I'll go fill the tank ! - Go !

You're up early this morning !

- As usual ? - Yes !

Yes, I'll tell her right away !

Marcella !

- Ramon just called ! - I don't want to hear his name anymore.

It's a matter of life and death ! You have to go to the studio !

- What happened ? - How should I know ?

Marcella... the gas pump....

She's back !

My diva ! Thank you for coming !

- What happened, Ramon ? - Let's go ! I'll explain later !

What's the matter of life and death ?

Marcella, my life ! Marcelita, my heart...

By the way, what time is it ? We still have a little left !

Let's go ar my place ! Let's go to bed, Marcelita !

You're a moron, take your wife to bed !

I want you ! My blood runs hot, I feel I explode !

Go to a doctor to treat you !

Don't joke ! I told you it's a matter of life and death !

- You know what this is ? - A suppository ! What is it ?

I's a cianide capsule !

The strongest poison !

If you would not be mine... !

I will put it between my teeth and I will tell you...

Adios !

Ramon !

My darling ! Speak, say something !

How to.... My tongue went numb !

Why worry about the tongue when your mouth is full of venom ?

You bastard, it's lemon flavor !

- It's a lemon pill ! - It's vitamin C !

I understand you love me now !

- Baby, what are you doing ? - Leave !

Don't dump me ! Stop, Marcelita !

... we're closing the factory...

Fascists, scoundrels !

I'll return and I'll win !

Catch and kill the instigator !

- Thank you ! - No problem !

We fixed him as well !

Why did you stop me now ? Don't tell me I was speeding !

I pulled you over for personal reasons !

When I saw you coming closer, I said to myself: Walter !

My name is Walter ! I said to myslef then :

- Walter, stop the lady ! - To tell her good morning !

- Exactly ! - Good morning, then !

How... ?

Say good morning ! It's like you didn't understand !

When the woman is ripe, tricks won't work anymore.

I''ll show you an American style getaway !

Like Bronson ! Of the flying G-Men.

- Now what are you doing ? - I'm walking home !

It doesn't bother me !

- Will you wait here ? - OK !

Your highness !

I'm sorry, butthey won't all fit in the car ! Where are they going ?

They's Abdul Lala's wives !

- The great Altata sheik ! - Doesn't he care how they travel ?

Watch out, he's the greatest oil sheik !

Good afternoon !

Are 50 dolars alright ?

Enough for changing the mufflers.

I can say you have a very efficient transportation !

Thank you !

His highness wishes to buy this cab and offers you 100.000$ !

- Do you understand ? - What ? 100.000 bucks ?

Yes, 100.000 !

Is it true ? He said 100.000 ?

I advise you to accept !

We'll discuss it this evening, at nine o'clock !

How much is a dollar now ?

800 at the moment. But it oscillates !

Even if it does, that's still 80 million !

It better not be a scam !

You think they'd steal from you ? A beer !

Sheiks are not like me ! Everything they have is made of gold and platinum.

What's 80 million to them ? The sole of a shoe.

You'll only give 'em the cab, not the licence !

What would the sheik do with the licence ? Start cabbing ?

Why, didn't Khadafi begin to sell cars ?

- I'll leave you now ! Ciao ! - Marcella !

- What ? - I can't sell my cab.

I have a Fiat 125, if he wants to do business, tell him I want 30.000$ !

- It's not a lot of money ! - I'll tell him. Ciao !

- What did you give me, an empty bottle ? - Empty ?

It's cold !

Now you have to change those clothes,

his highness never receives women dressed in european fashion.

Are you sure he can buy my cab for 100.000$ ?

I'm very sure, you only have to respect the ceremonial.

You'll never find anyone to pay you 100.00$ for that cab !

Faster, Amina ! His highness is waiting !

Only Allah know this ! Only Allah !

You only have to get dressed the way his highness wants to !

By the oriental fashion, up... and... down as well !

The beauty of the body must be shown without anything being revealed...

It's important that the face be covered !

Naughty !

Begin !

Come, don't be shy !

- What's your name, my dear ? - Marcella !

You shall dance for me ! Belly-dance!

Honestly, I came to sell my cab, not to do that !

I'll offer you 200.000$ !

200.000 dollars ! That's two cabs worth !

I'll explain better !

100.000 for the taxi and 200.000 for the dance !

What pleases Abdul Lala brings many advantages !

I wish, but I can twist, cha-cha,tango...

I'm don't know other dancing !

I also came to make a commission ! I play the flute !

Fine !

I'll try !

Play !

Leave, all of you !

- I buy you ! - What ?

- I want to buy you, I pay ! - You want to buy the cab !

What cab ? Do I need that ?

Thursday I bought a Ford, Friday a Fiat...

Monday I bought an Alfa-Romeo, and today I buy you !

You want to buy me ! Aren't your wives enough ?

Every night the same fifty dishes, I'm getting bored !

Fifty every night ?

Always the same fifty !

I'll sign you a contract !

- No you're not ! Have you something in your head ? - What ?

You dare refuse the great, illuminated Abdul ?

Let me tell you something Abdul Lala ! Get this !

- Where are you going, turn around ! - Good-bye !

- Leave, leave me alone ! - I want to buy you and the cab !

- I'll buy you anything you wish ! - Good-buy !

- Salam ! - Cut the salami....

- It's not my fault ! - Faster, to the car !

Wait ! I want a taxi !

- Let's get in the car ! - Climb in !

Imagine that, I just met a crazy sheik !

Faster !

I already going fast and the cops will pull me over !

This one keeps following me, he's better find some hookers !

Look ! The hookers ! I have an idea !

Move !

Move, princess !

We were working !

We're honest !

Stop for a moment !

Marcella !

You're pissing me off....

- Climb in faster ! - Stop !

I'm here for Marcella ! Leave her !

- You don't know who I am ! - Climb in !

You don't know who I am !

You don't know !

Who's this pig ? Get him down !

She doesn't know who it is and is accusing me !

You don't want to understand !

That's the oil sheik! If he gets pissed, we're at his feet.

There will be no more scandals, no more radio stations

... the planes will stop no more newspapers...

Out nation is in peril !

All of that because we pushed that jerk a little ?

I'm not interested in that !

So you want to arrest me ? Well do it, then !

Are you crazy ? Don't even joke about it !

Today is Friday the 17th - badluck! Don't even think about it !

Bring two bikers upstairs !

They will escort you home, you can't walk through Rome dressed like that !

- I don't want to be too much of a trouble ! - Here we are !

Take the lady to a cab and then escort her home !

Yes, sir !

What a surprise !

I didn't expect to find you here dressed like that !

Why, doesn't it fit me ?

Honestly, everything looks good on you !

I have to make an important confession !

I feel agreat passion for you !

- Are you an orphan ? - No.

- Are your parents alive ? - Yes, why?

I've been on the continent for several years ! I don't know if you noticed my accent!

- I am sicilian ! - Yeah ?

I'm old-fashioned and I wish to speak to your parents.

OK, I'll give them a call !

- I wanted to ask your hand ! - Why don't you ask me ?

I know what you think, I don't need to ask you !

I see love's flame burning in your eyes !

- I want you, Marcella ! - Your hands are so cold !

I have a marvelous bike ! A real beauty !

Wait'til you see it ! Come !

Let's go !

Perhaps I bother you, you seemed busy !

There's time for that, now let's see the bike.

I just got it out of the shop ! It was completely modified !

The pistons were corrected, the exhaust pipereplaced !

It's the bomb !

- You'd be better off with a carriage ! - Watch it !

Why didn't you tell me earlier ?

Hello ! What, who is this ? Who are you ?

I'm not good !? Say it, only Marcella is !

- He's right ! - It's so ! Marcella, you're wanted !

You're not at home here, Marcella !

There a girl who keeps the phone busy all the time !

- I'll teach him a lesson ! - Stop it !

Hello ! What do you want, Ramon ? You know I'm at work !

And I don't want to speak to you anymore !

One moment, please, don't be angry ! Marcelita, my heart !

I have great news for you !

You'll be glad ! I split up with my wife !

Really ? I don't believe you !

I swear, my darling ! It's true !

I'm only thinking about you !

I'm getting weak without you !

Believe me ! I'll explain everything !

Tomorrow I'll come and pick you at 7:30. OK?

- No ! - Why not ?

Eight o'clock !

- I kiss you ! - Adios !

Are you still going on with that one, Marcella ! He wants in !

Why do you care ?

One day I'm going to get her under the car

... and when she'll escape, she'll be looking for me !

Wonderful !

Splendid !

Tonight, I'll devour you !

My diva !

- A kiss ? - Afterwards, if you deserve it !

Let's go to the car !

Please, ma'am !

And I brought flowers ! Damn you !

Let's dance !

Minghetti Club! Dancing salon.

Used tires !

Irregular antenna !

Tehnical control expired ! Probably no cat's eye either !

Used brakes !

Licence plate not visible !

You're a horned impostor ! I'll ruin you !

Financially !

This one is the best, sir !

- Blanc de blanc, prince of Piemont ! - Perfect ! Leave it !

My Marcelita !

I think the good times have returned !

Happy moments ! Are you brave enough to speak ?

Bravo !

And now a tango !

Tango, tango pasional !

Let's tango !

- Do you wish to dance, miss ? - Hell, yeah !

Watch it, don't break up !

- Let's follow that pair ! - Which one ?

Thank you !

Let's do a figure !

Now what is it ?

Help ! Get her off me !

What an evening...

Look out !

- What's this ? A revolution ? - The Christmas tree !

Free places at...

Stationment in military area !

Stationment in area of intense aviatic traffic !

It's a real war !

I don't understand why they're all on my car and none on the others !

No problem, I know a cop !

Very well !

Come in, don't be shy !

Careful not to wake the cat !

- Come in, please ! - It's big for one man !

I'm don't live alone, considering the rent...

- Who's that ? - Two actor colleagues live here !

Their rooms were closed !

This is my room ! Come in !

This is my bedroom, where I live like a monk.

You like it ?

So beautiful ! It's a children's room.

It's a baby's room, my room !

Since you left me, Marcellina, I had an infitile regression !

Now let's play !

I'm going to wear this handkerchief...

- Catch me ! - Where are you ?

- I'm here, come ! - I'll catch you !

Gotcha !

Now you'll be mine forever !

With you I'll forget thet shrew of a wife !

A kiss !?

You're a lying coward, bastard... Asshole !

Help me, she's beating me ! She's killing me...

You deserve it !

- Marcella ! - Don't touch me !

Let's talk straight, man to man!

Man to woman !

Listen to the voice of my heart ! What are you doing ?

Silence ! A moment ! What is it ?

Fine, go in alone ! That's it, good !

I'll be right there !

I'll make him disappear once and for all from of your life !

You want to stab his heart ? That's your business !

It's a feeling of high honor !

Are you married ?

Engaged ?

Promised ?

Kiss me, then !

Break !

Don't be so violent !

First to have to get an engagement !

We need a small ruby !

You like it ?

The ruby flew off !

- I'll find it right away ! - What do I care ?

Kiss me !

Make a donation ! I'm a son of Jehova !

No, you're a son of a bitch !

- For a modern life ! - Good luck !

- Congratulations ! A wonderful house ! - Thank you !

Clean, no odours !

The bedroom will be all ours !

The kitchen and the bath, we share ! - And where do we sleep ?

- On the terrace ! - On the terrace ?

With a little work, we'll make the room confortable for mum and dad !

- Of course, we're men ! - I ended up sleeping on the terrace !

How much do you make in a month ?

185.000 liras !

They're barely enough for family duties !

20.000 for my delicious wife !

Then 15.000 for each kid, counting six kids...

- Only six ? - That's the first six years !

- Then we'll see ! - And the wedding costs ?

- Fifty-fifty ? - Sure, dad !

Me and Marcella will pay what we get for the cab.

We'll sell the cab ? Why ?

She asks why ! As if you don't know !

You should understand.

What is this ? The wife of an honorable policeman driving a cab all day ?

Driving strangers around ? We'll be the laughing stock...

You know what they say: the woman is the soul of the home !

She has to wash, clean, take care of children !

And because we're feminists, she can go out on Sunday !

- For church ! - Even better !

What perfume ! I don't need to taste it !

- How is it ? - Needs a little salt !

- Taxi ! - Stop !

Good evening ! Where are we going ?

To the Capricorn !

When we leave the club, are you coming to my place ?

Who's in agony ?

Let's hope he's not burnt ! The last one !

Don't yell ! I'm not deaf !

That guy will not bother us anymore !

I calmed him right away, two lead candies ! Nine caliber !

Who is it?

And the lady in black has to wear glasses !

- This is a sour business ! - Why is he having sea sickness ?

- You're a pest ! - What's Budapest got to do with it ?

Good evening !

And you, pay up !

Here you go !

Keep the change !

Fine, take hin in the other room !

- Co, co... - Co, co, cri, cri, go away... !

Sorry co, co !

I feel we wasted your time again !

Not so ! This is the 13th ! Lucky day !

Your info fits those from the owner of the Capricorn !

Among others, he works for us !

Through him, we found out that a large quantity of drugs got into Italy !

And our darling Adonis tries to buy !

- Get it ? - Who's the body ?

He's a sicilian who tried to buy !

He got two nine caliber bullets in the back !

And the lady in black, who is she ?

That's us !

They are shrewd, not like that idiot sheik who made you belly-dance.

By the way ! Stand up a little !

Stand up, I wanna see something !

Tell me ! Do men like you a lot ?

- I surely don't make 'em sick ! - That's understood !

When they see me, they undress me with their eyes !

- And you, commissioner ? - No, I'm sorry !

At this moment, a clerk is watchng you, not a man !

I'm trying to find out what phisical -psihical aptitutes you've got...

- ...for a possible mission ! - A mission ?

Did you understand everything !?

Do you remember the police number ? One, One, Three !

Got it ! 113 !

Be careful ! They are suspicious people !

Relax, I have a face who doesn't make me a suspect !

That's right !

I'm off ! Ciao !

Watch out ! If something happens, I'm bound to trash 'em !

- Don't worry ! - Ciao !

- Good evening ! At your orders ! Co, co... - Co, co... shut up !

Anything new !?

Comunicate to the operative unit, the service is ready !

The engines are ready to cough ! They've heated up the engines !

Tell 'em not to start until i cough ! You understand ?

Yes, sir ! Attention !

- What are you doing ? - The documents !

I don't have them on me ! What are you saying ?

- Commissioner ! - What were you doing here ?

We're ar work ! Stay here, we'll soon exit !

Is it important ?

Good evening, Mr.Adonis !

- Good evening, Giacomo ! Customers ? - Enough of 'em !

- Have fun ! - Thank you !

- Good evening, Mr. Adonis ! - Hello, Giorgio !

- Give me a bottle fo JB ! - And one for me !

Hello, doll ! See you later, I've got work now !

When is the guy coming ?

- Tonight ! - It is time !

Not the time, I was saying tonight !

I understand !

What are you doing ? Dancing alone ?

- This is good ! - Let's sit here !

Please, darling !

You like it, baby ?

I like it, but who knows how much it costs !

Don't worry, we must celebrate our love, at least once !

We're always celebratic with my grain !

For the first time Natalia, the sexy doll !

We have to watch the napolitans for the white game !

I'm not even thinking about them ! I'm brushing my moustache with 'em !

- Corleone doesn't brush the moustache ! - Listen ! I'm done talking to a deaf man !

Use the acoustic cone !

- I eat my corn with coffee ! - Shut up, imbecile !

- Something to drink ? - I'm not bored !

- Are you bored ? - Two, plenty of ice !

I'll be right back !

Miserable bastard ! You brought me here to see that tart's ass !

You know I'll lick you !

- Who's that ? - Must be a new one !

- Get info ! - Get into what ?

- Into what ? - Should I wash ?

- Who said anything about that ? Get info ! - Right away !

Aren't you saying anything ? You're walking with her ?

I didn't do that ! Don't be angry !

Be calm !

You know I'm not cursing you because I'm a gentleman !

Then you'll pay yourself ! When you come home, I'll bust you !

Hey, don't you see where you're going ?

Wait, don't leave me, love ! I have no money ! Stop !

- Are you begging her ? - No !

- Did you have fun, madam? - You'll see !

- Leave ! - Wait ! Why do you make me suffer ?

You don't understand ! You can't leave me like this !

Please, Ornella !

At least, leave me the grain !

Taxi !

- Please, sir ! I'm in a hurry ! - I just got out of work !

- What are you doing here ? - What's it to you ?

I have to supervize !

I have to supervize !

- Don't look ! Close you eyes ! - I'm closing !

- Have you ? Surely ! - I swear !

- Have you the info ? - She's a debutante !

- How much should I offer her ? - Don't forget, you're dealing with this !

- Give me a cigarette ! - What ?

- Give me a cigarette ! - Right away !

- I can't find it, My eyes are closed ! - Fine, open one eye !

- Can I ? - Only one !

That's good ! Give me the cigarette !

If Marcelita is in danger, I'll stay !

Stay for what ? Haven't you done enough ?

- I have a moral duty ! - What moral duty ! To that girl ?

- Listen, table cloth - face ! - What face ?

Ass-face !

- She really liked me ? - There she is !

Get down !

Hello !

Hello beautiful ! What are you waiting for ? Go !

- I'm following that car ! - Follow that car !

- What are you doing, rehearsing ? - Let's go !

- Faster, let's get 'em ! - Shut up !

- Faster ! - Don't yell in my ear !

- Let's not lose 'em ! Adelante ! - Which Adelante ? I'm Arvaro !

What's with the funeral faces ?

We're here to have some fun !

- Smile ! - Of course we'll have fun !

- At least I think ! - Who's shooting ?

What a funny guy !

Rocco is not funny ! He's a moron !

I met a funny guy in New York ! I sank him in a beer barrel !

- That's a good one ! - Pay attention !

- They will leave the highway ! - I almost lost control !

- Who made you come with me ? - Follow them !

What beauty ! Wonderful !

- Come in, doll! - It's so big !

How do you like my shack ?

It's wonderful !

I believe you, I lost an eye for it ! Give me a cigarette, Rocco !

Faster, Rocco ! A Cigarette !

- What ? - A cigarette !

- If I wait anylonger, I'll quit ! - Don't quit !

- Cuban or toscan ? - Cuban !

- How did they baptise you, doll ? - Sheila !

- Septentrional name ! She's called Sheila ! - Six ?

- I said Sheila ! - Seia....

Enough already !

Listen, my darling rose... It's a great evening

We'll have a blast ! A double blast !

- Make me a bath, Rocco ! - The small one or the big one ?

The matrimonial, moron !

- Because you two... - Go !

And now us two, doll...

Let's get to know each other better !

I understand you're new in the field !

Yes !

- Unused ! - Mint condition, you mean !

- It's good ! You know why I ask ? - No.

You look familiar ! I've seen you before !

I was told I look like Marilyn Monroe !

- Let's see what happens ! - Why do you care ?

- Faster ! - That's the way you want it !!

- We have to get closer ? - Let's go !

Let's go, then !

Slowly !

Now ! Let's go !

My God! Look There ! I didn't know !

- You know him ? - I don't !

- Introduce yourself ! - I'm the great Arvaro !

He didn't understand anything ! You have to speak German to him !

Volkswagen, Beckenbauer !

He doesn't understand !

- Are you afraid ? - No ! I wet my pants !

We're leaving ! Good-bye !

Let's leave early !

How about this place, doll?

- It's very intimite ! - It's my bedroom !

Relax ! Sit on the bed !

I don't know what...

Are you a bait or are you too clever ?

Did I get you here to sleep ? On the bed ! Listen, blondie !

I like you a lot ! I want to get naked with you !

- You mean to make love ? - Exactly !

You should've said so !

Is it a problem now ?

Of course ! I choose my own men !

You know, I have to hit you !

I'll get you, pussycat !

Boss ! Boss !

- Shut up ! - Excuse me !

- Can't you see I'm slapping ? What is it? - The courrier is here !

- The evening one ? - The drugs !

Damn, just when the pussycat's here !

- The cat is hidden ! - Rocco !

- Yes ! - Did he bring the stuff ?

He wants to speak to you, or else he leaves !

I'll deal with it. Guard the kitty ! If she wants to break the chain...

- Slap her hard ! - Shag her... ?

- You ? - But when I shag... ?

Never !

Why not, I'm not gay, am I ?

Alo ! ... I can't hear !

Ready when you are, commissioner !

I'm ready ! I have info on the one you're following !

- Say it ! - When highway 8 crosses...

...there are two streets, une 8bis, the other 8D

The last one is a street at km 12,6 and 14,1 !

- It leads to one ! - Good, get him here !

- Get who ? - You said it leads to one !

- Who are you bringing ? - No one !

What a beautiful beard ! You're virile !

How warm !

Where's the boss ? He left me all alone !

In this bed...

How lovely !

What a beautiful and sensual view !

Why aren'tyou speaking ?

Say something !

She spoke !

- Wake up ! - Do you have a small coffee ?

What ?

What am I doing all this time ?

- With a little imagination, I... - I understand ! You're talkin' to me?

I'm going to bed ! If you find out anything...

Stay calm... He's asleep already !

Can you believe not a single cop has come already ?

Damn it, it's raining !

Come immediately, commissioner, I have the situation at hand !

- What's going on here ? - Get next to your friend !

- Which friend ? - Shut up or I shoot !

What happened ? Hold the bag, you idiot !

How dare you ? Are you at your place ? Throw that gun !

- I'll shoot, you know ! - I'm not playing anymore, I surrender !

- Shoot ! - Don't move, or I shoot !

Shoot !

Blood, blood !

It's water ! He had a water gun !

Water, you moron ?

- The noise bothers me ! - Pussy !

- What's it got to do with it ? - Let's circle the vila !

- We're leaving ! - Yes !

Come with me !

- Stop ! - Break !

Let's go !

- Do something ! Open the door ! - I'm doing it !

- The door ! Hurry ! - Yes.

Stop !

Shoot !

Search the house !

- That way, the drugs are in the bag. - Let's follow him !

- What happened, Marcella ? - He shows up again !

Let's go, I'm driving !

Slowly, Marcella ! The engine is brand new !

It's only three years old !

- It's full of cops ! - The aunt was missing !

What aunt ? The police !

- Let's go to auntie's for cleaning ! - At this hour ?

- I don't know ! - You don't understand anything !

- When are they playing ? - Who ?

Lazio !

Look, it's them, step on it !

Marcelita, my darling ! My heart's soul !

Where did he come from ?

Let's switch places ! I'll get on the other side !

What's with all the rush ?

- Go to hell ! - No, you go !

Look at that trash Ramon in the car !

I'll get you !

- Leave, liar ! - You want to make me angry ?

- Yes ! - I'm a man, I have my pride...

- Then move your feet ! - I'm a man !

- Where are you leaving ? - Who the hell knows ?

- Ramon ! - Wait, Marcelita !

I was joking !

Stop !

What a strike !

Bastard !

I'll kill you !

No ! Police !

Live from the staion we're informing you the mobile patrol unit

led by commissioner Angelini is in pursuit of the famous Adone Adonis...

-... and his number one man ! - Marcella !

What was that guy doing in your car ?

Answer me, Marcella !

- Speak, Marcella ! - Leave !

Stop ! Wait for me, Marcella !

Stop ! Where are you going ?

Who put this wall here ?

You can't drive ! Is that the way to stop ?

- Let's not late ! Climb in ! - Right away !

Faster, we have to follow 'em !

- Fire ! - Right away !

What are you doing ? Shoot !

- Where ? - The tires ?

Who gave me this guy ? The car tires !

You shoot !

See how it's done ? Bring the jack faster !

Attention, an unforseen situation the commissioner's car has stopped.

They're changing a wheel, let's time the scene !

The record is held by the brigadier Macaluso from the Scrofano Terme !

They're in synch, the screws have been tightened. The record falls !

The car is ready to leave in 18secs !

Let's go ! Drive !

We have to do something !

Let's get closer to Adonis' car ! I'll deal with it !

- Get ready, we're gaining on 'em ! - It's going to bine like in the movies !

Get closer and you'll see !

- Someone's knocking ! - Who is it ?

The flying arm of the law !

What are you doing, shooting ?

I flew off the car !

Stay calm, Isidoro ! A colleague is coming to get you down !

A black cat !

Break !

- Please ! - You first !

- I said go ! - You first, commissioner !

- How can I, you're the bandit ! - Are we going or not ?

- We have to leave ! - Leave, nothing's going on !

You see it was bad luck? And you wanted me to go first !

Did you think I was a sucker ?

Follow him !

I told you !

- I'm on it, commissioner ! - Let me do it !

If not, good-bye promotion !

After a sensational pursuit, Adonis' car is still first.

The Citro�n taxi makes an elegant slalom.

Don'tcome any closer !

Now....

Do you want war ?

Are we in a tournament ?

- Come back, Marcella ! - How do I do that ?

In front of the platoon, still Adonis, followed by...

... half a cab, then three police cars. A policeman reaches him now !

Get out of the car, Adonis ! You can't get away !

I've got you now !

Help ! Stop !

Because he is dragged, he will be disqualified !

You're havin' fun, jerk !

The cars are all in a group, the half a cab tries to overtake...

.. unsuccessful attempt !

- Bastard ! - Stop, Arvaro ! Let me down !

Come here, Marcella ! Wait for me !

It's them !

Adonis is still in the lead, followed by the mobile brigade

enters the film sets in indian file.

When the director yells "Action!" get out and shoot !

When I say "Shoot!", I mean "Shoot!"

Roll film !

- Scene 23 ! - Action !

- Stop ! - Did I get him !?

Stop !

What are those cars ? Where are you going ?

This can't go on ! Where' that nut Inocentio ?

This is not the car scene ! Not now ! Look at this one ! Stand up !

You can't do extra work !

No one believes you ! You can't act !

You're a jerk ! You can't even die properly ! Stand up !

What's with those cars again ?

Quick ! Time is money ! Let's stop wasting time !

Let's shoot everythin !

Forward ! Go on !

Who are you ?

The mounted bikers ! There they are !

For victory ! Attack !

Attack !

The seven riders come out of the pits through the studio gate

and follow the group !

- The American cavalry is here ! - Yes, she's a big whore !

- Who are you speaking of ? - The slapping machine !

You don't understand a thing !

You already told me about Lazio ! You think I don't get it ?

Bologna 19 here ! Speak, Marcella !

A need you, I need help ! Get ready !

- Roger, Marcella ! We're on it ! - Where are you going ?

As we can see on the light board, the cars are headed towards the center !

Watch those cabbies drive !

Another one ! When you need them, you can't find a single one !

The group rejoins at the Gioannicolo curve,

surprisingly, at the 50th turn the race becomes more captivating !

We're having a wonderful week !

- I told you ! - Is it my fault ?

- Leave me ! - Shut up !

Attention ! Let the car pass !

- Shut up ! - Wait for me !

- We wish to report a disappearance ! - Stay calm !

The light board shows this race is close to finish !

Take me home, this isn't funny anymore ! Let me down !

Attention !

- Hello, mamma ! - Marcella !

Stay back !

We're finally arrived !

We got him !

We have the car ! Where's the cameraman ?

- Calm down, Isidoro ! - Where're the brakes on this horse ?

I'll hold him ! Jump !

- I don't want to hear anything ! - I am the renouned Ramon Rodriguez !

Who's that ?

- Who's this King Kong ? - How dare you ?

Welcome ! Don't hurt yourself ! Are you alright ?

Mamma ! My beautiful mommy !

Come to mommy ! Let's go !

- You're not mom, you're the commissioner ! - He ran ! Don't let him escape !

Where are you, my love ? Marcella !

- My girl ! - Step aside !

My love... Beautiful !

- He's getting away ! - Stap aside !

I'll blast you !

Step aside !

Attack !

Come here ! Stop !

- Stop, you bandit ! - Leave me alone !

- Gotcha, stop ! - There he is !

Attack !

- Stop all of you ! - Oh, good ! I couldn't do it anymore !

- Let's shake ! - Shake ? What's that ?

Onw, two ! What a lovely castle...

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