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Zulu
I am the Lexx
I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes.
I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow
The food was good there.
My captain is Stanley Tweedle
I blow up planets for him
Stanley used to be a security guard class 4 on the Cluster,
until he became a fugitive
This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination.
He is my captain now because he got my key
from heretics who wanted to steal me
Take us away from here, ake us out past the frontier, take us someplace better!!
But he was the one who took me away
Stan was helped by Zev of B3K
She was made into a love slave as punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties
but things went wrong
Now she is part Cluster lizard
so sometimes she is not a nice lady
See ya, lover boy!.
A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave transformation that was meant for her
I will love you forever!
He is in my crew too
Because she is a love slave, Zev likes men
Hi except for Stanley Tweedle
The only other man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G,
but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy
2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by His Shadow
and all of his people were killed.
They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin
Who would you like me to kill?
but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor,
and then he became part of my crew
The Time Prophet said that Kai would destroy His Shadow's order
They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G.
But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out and he must stay inside a very cold box
Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me
My crew are afraid of His Shadow, the ruler of the Light Universe
My priority must now be to end this prophecy
His Shadow wants me back, and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too
But he especially wants Kai destroyed because he is afraid of the prophecy.
Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that
They took me beyond His Shadow's reach
through a fractal core into the Dark Zone, the universe of evil and chaos
Kai! And now we are looking for a new home
LEXX 2.0: SUPERNOVA
All morn by the Zev Zev All morn by the Zev I lay
I found her lips pressed to my mouth screen
And welcomed a brand new day
My name is Karfo Mashet.
The children of my planet are dying.
My people, the Vorm, have launched me into the unknown vastness of space
in order that I might contact intelligent life, who can help us learn how to fight
the devastating Macomarian plague which threatens our entire race with extinction.
My body, frozen in this suspended form, will drift through the cosmos in desperate search for a cure.
Please, kind strangers, help the children of Vorm.
Alert, alert, approaching object detected.
organic, possibly intelligent.
Revivification sequence activated.
Ouch!
I felt her legs wrapped round my tubing Squeezing my troubles away.
All eve by the Zev Zev All eve by the Zev I lay
I found her fist inside my neck stump And pleaded for it to stay
You're dead
- and I'm dying
All week by the Zev Zev All week by the Zev I lay
I felt her breasts against my eye sockets Causing my circuits to fray
All year by the Zev Zev All year by the Zev I lay
I found her smile bathing my being Oh, it should always be this way
Zev!
I was just thinking of you Again?
Don't touch me!
It lives
Welcome back to consciousness, abscess on the pimple of life
You know
you're pretty yappy for a, a rusty head, thing
who who
The simple protein sack cannot even compose a proper insult
Yeah, well this protein sack is captain of the ship.
Was that supposed to be a threat? How biological of you
Have you found anything yet? How's it going?
I have found 7,400,963 standard planets orbiting dying stars.
Any one of them could turn out to be Brunnis.
but it will take over 75,000 years to analyse them all
Well then - the sooner we get started the better
Excuse me
- did you hear what the appliance said? - Yes, I heard
We are talking about thousands and thousands of years here
If you think captain Stanley H Tweedle is going to spend the rest of his days
wandering around the universe looking for some, some lifeless rock
- you're wrong
Stanley.
Brunnis is the original planet of the Brunnen G
If we can find it we might be able to find a way to bring Kai back to life
Kai?
- oh, you mean dear departed dead Kai - He's not completely dead
Oh right, I forgot
- he's an animated corpse with enough artificial blood to keep him going for ten days
After that, he's dead
- as in not coming back to life
He saved our lives
What lives?
The ones we're spending lost in the Dark Zone, looking for an abandoned planet?
Forget it!
The Lexx doesn't go anywhere until captain Stan
puts his magic hand on the template
Thank you for your help
Did you want something Stan?
Well - yes
ah, yes Zev
I do, er, well, it's like this
you see, I well - look Zev, this is ridiculous.
I mean, we're the only two people in this whole universe, right?
- Except for Kai - All right, the only two living people in this whole universe
and I just think that we need to try and get along better
You want me, don't you Stan?
Oh, yeah
well, I mean
you were transformed into a love slave
The transformation was not completed. They did not get to my mind
But, ah, you did admit that your, you know, your sexual needs were somewhat increased
My sexual needs were not somewhat increased, Stanley Tweedle
they are now beyond measurement
In fact, they have become almost uncontrollable.
I am a white hot volcano of desire
I now have a nearly unquenchable desire for sexual fulfilment
This body needs to be touched, stroked, pleasured
I'm a volcano too
Oh?
Then there is only one thing for you to do, Stanley Tweedle
Yes, yes, yes
Go somewhere private, and erupt by yourself
Giggerota dines again!
Your most foolish and unimportant desire
planet Brunnis is my joy to the infinite power of ecstasy to fulfil
However, galaxy of sweetness and light, I have scanned three systems so far
but have found nothing
I believe it is a futile exercise, your loveliness
You are right
Stan?
- what are you doing there?
I believe he is attempting to put an end to his pathetic life
- but he seems to be taking all day!
Don't try to stop me, Zev Oh - I wasn't planning to
I'm going to jump, then you'll be all alone
- drifting in a spacecraft you can't control, through an empty universe
What do you think about that?
I think you should get on with it
Makes sense to me
Realistically Stan, there is just not much to like about you.
- You're old. Unattractive - Define unattractive
Where to begin?
Self-centred. Vain. Weak willed. Treacherous
But if you just give me a chance, one little chance
maybe you'd learn to love me
No.
Well
- one more thing before I go
A dying man's last request
Could I
- could I have a kiss?
Well
- thunder? Lightning?
Electricity?
A spark? Uh uh
You're in love with the dead guy He's not completely dead
This is incredible
The last available woman in the entire universe, and she's passing me over for a corpse
Please, don't let go!
I thought you wanted to jump He does, he does!
Please Zev, please! You're really heavy Stan
I don't know if I can hold you Yes you can, you can
No, no you can't!
Oh, don't let me fall
I'm trying Stan, I'm trying
Maybe - Maybe what?
Maybe if you help me get to Brunnis
I might find some strength
Blackmail! Don't do it Tweedle
be a man. Fall, fall!
Well?
Yes, I agree, I agree
we'll go to Brunnis
How about another kiss?
We have a deal Stanley
Let's go get Kai
Hello, sleeping meat
Giggerota the Wicked!
Mmm - fresh meat tastes better than frozen
You - you're a waste of skin
but you, girlfriend, Giggerota will eat first
Dinner is cancelled
She was gonna eat my liver!
Leave her on the first inhabitable planet you find
Where are you going? I will return to cryostasis
The crisis is over
Protoblood limits my time out of the cryotube
We want to go to Brunnis
The planet of my ancestors
Why?
Maybe on Brunnis we can find a way for you to live on, out of cryostasis
Why?
I thought you might want that
I was not aware that the Brunnen G unlocked the secrets of life
and
I do not want
I want
Well - that'll hold her
Guess we should get back to the bridge, start hunting for Brunnis
What do you mean, hunting?
Useless piece of robot junk in there doesn't know the right co-ordinates
I do
This mark symbolises the journey of my people into the Light Universe
I learned the exact co-ordinates of Brunnis in school
You mean we're really going?
Yes Oh
The energy pulses from these satellites appear to have a stabilising influence upon Brunnis' decaying sun
Welcome home Kai
Not my home
It is the place of my ancestors Here we go
Deceleration, er
50% power As you request Stan
The man is an idiot!
25%? As you request Stan
The man is a moron!
Do something!
I'm concentrating, I'm concentrating!
We'll impact the planet's surface in 41 seconds
40... 39...
37... 36...
Decrease, er
15%, ah
12%!
Stan!
- Lexx! - Stan?
- 22... I instruct you to, er
- 15... - land!
As you request, Stan
Perfect landing - yeah
The man is a moron!
It must have been beautiful, once
As a child I studied my ancestral planet
I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes
Looks like we missed the party
They supply power to the stabilisers
Thousands of years ago my ancestors built the stabilisers
to prevent their sun from going supernova
Supernova?
Excuse me, but if those floating gizmos is all
that's keeping this whole system from exploding, I vote that we cut this trip short
They seem to be perfectly functional
Oh yeah? Then where is everybody?
They left when the Brunnis sun could no longer support life on the planet. Hm
Is something wrong?
In my studies, I learned the Brunnis sky
That star
I did not learn about that star
What is that? The memory chamber
Everything they knew was kept in there
That's one big head
Just how exactly do you plan to get us through those doors?
Greetings, travellers
I bid you welcome
Here on Brunnis, within these walls, you will find the combined knowledge of countless generations of
Noia!
Blah blah blah! Dullness. Ethereal, ephemeral, allegorical dullness
The blunted boredom rises from the gorge of her insufferable lips
and floats like the tedious feather of a long dead bird until it lands, naked with tired memory
next to your fleshy feet - ha!
Oh, but she's gone now
Away, away, like all the others, away, away
Only I, Poet Man, have chosen to stay
Well, OK, if the truth be told
it wasn't exactly a choice
but, be that as it may
I welcome you, travellers to the Memory Catacombs of the Brunnen G!
Who's he? Poet Man
I take it we're going in? Of course
Of course
Er - who's Poetman? A poet, perhaps
Days filled with whispers and murmurs and moans
Nights filled with longings, and leavings alone
You know, it was my fault, after all
I knew we were leaving Brunnis
the sun was dying
But we had this farewell party,
and I did a few kaboo flowers and
well, you know those kaboo, ha ha!
Boo!
One too many, and woo!
You wake up four days later and the whole planet's empty
And then, like the singing of a sad silent song
You awaken from slumber
and everyone's gone
Let's go
Stay on the Lexx, watch the Lexx mind the Lexx
huh, if I had a body, I'd -
Metal head!
Leather ass!
Where is the waste of skin?
You refer of course to the recently suicidal Stanley Tweedle
Skinman flies the big bug
Skinman takes Giggerota to new food
I'm afraid that's impossible, oh large and stinking one
Stanley Tweedle is not here
Where is the waste of skin? I don't know
Metal head will tell Giggerota, or Giggerota will eat canned food
Don't waste your energy attempting to force my co-operation
I have no sense of self-preservation, and can always be reassembled
Then Metal head takes a trip
What's that? Nothing
Just the wind
Metal head does not tell Giggerota the truth
Leather ass makes me want to spew
I remember pictures of this place
It is a type of library
Welcome, friends, to the Index Chamber
In this place you may experience for yourself the many wonders of life's rich bounty here on Brunnis
Oh, enough of her
Look, come on in. Pick a door
Maybe we can find something here that will help you
I do not seek help
What do all these symbols mean?
History
the dust that shall be remembered Dust!
Who wants to be remembered by their dust?!
Nature
rich bounty of life
Nature!
oh, please. Pound nails in my head, but don't ask me to frolic in the wilderness kissing a duck!
So which one?
That one
The bird is the Brunnen G symbol for life
Life
the sweetest mystery
Mystery - ha!
Life is the sweetest misery
How does it work?
I'm going to bring you back to life Kai
That's all I've got left here
Zev.
that symbol is not just life
I still can't believe they could have forgotten about me
Did not even one person care?
We are talking about a superior understanding of contemplative art
not that they ever recognised the beauty of the work
but do they, can they realise the value of their loss?
Is this a test?
I mean, they did not have the right to leave without me
and they will pay for their loss. That's why I'm talking to you
I am the man
Brunnis is my planet now
Kai! Ah!
Zev!
I remember. That symbol - it means burst of life
What's the difference?
I do not know
We should follow her
We?
Don't look at me, pal - she likes you
Life
the sweetest mystery
Mystery - ha!
Life is the sweetest misery
Hey, wait a sec!
What am I supposed to do?
Giggerota!
we call you!
Giggerota!
we seek you !
come, come, come!
Giggerota!
we want you!
Giggerota!
Well, well
Welcome, great Giggerota, Giggerota the Wicked Thinking meat
Giggerota wants the taste of skin, not meat in bowls
Yes, yes, we understand. You're looking for Stanley Tweedle.
Giggerota needs skin waste to fly the big bug
Is that all you want? Yes
Come now - surely there must be something else you desire besides the big bug machine?.
Yes
Giggerota likes - to eat!
Ah! No good! Too salty!
We are all salty, Mouldy!
Giggerota will try another!
Don't eat us, you need us.
Giggerota only needs the waste of skin
to fly the big bug wherever Giggerota wants
Giggerota!
we are the predecessors of His Divine Shadow.
He will not rest until he has us and his ship back.
No matter where you take the Lexx, His Shadow will find you.
Your tortures will be legendary,
and death would be a sweet release.
Do you understand? Yes
Giggerota will try - another! Wait
does Giggerota really want to eat two thousand year old brains
or would Giggerota prefer this?
Dexter 9.
The secret planet of the milk fed boys.
Sweet, tender flesh.
Delicious skin.
And bone marrow you can suck on for days.
Giggerota wants Giggerota can have
and more.
but you must help us first.
We possess the memories of the many thousands we killed,
including some who lived on Brunnis.
We will guide you through its secrets.
If you follow our instructions, and rid us of a great problem...
we will fulfil your plumpest dreams.
What is the matter with you, Tweedle?
why don't you follow them?
Why don't you just walk into that door and go right on through?
'Cause you're a coward, that's why.
Hey there
I've got a question for you
What burns inside?
I'll tell you
loneliness
And realising that this is the way it's always going to be
The empty echoes of the heart.
That's one of my lines
oh, the irony of it all
You know what you want
That warm embrace
That effervescent bubbling tingle,
that feeling, that thing called Love
Lurrve - ha!
There's no love here
but through there lies the great possibility
the unknown, the mysterious
Now, how badly do you want it?
do you want it?
If you're really able
to go the distance
say
"I want love"
Say it "I want love
I want love!" I want love
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah baby! - you gonna git it
Welcome, friend
You have chosen a glorious path.
Our experiences become our memories
The remembered events of our lives remain potent, influencing us far beyond their actual time
We relive them always
It's not that we don't love you Zev, really it isn't.
It's just that sometimes children don't turn out the way you expect. That's all.
- They don't meet the standard - It's nothing personal.
They'll look after you just fine in the holo-care home.
They're professionals.
Where am I?
Love. A dove in the sky
Pretty bird, can you not see me waving?
The sound of the spheres echoes my heart As I lay me down beside a buxom dart
You wouldn't believe the amount of ass I got with that one. Ah.
Male, Male, Male, Male...
Female, Female
Female, Female, Female
Yes!
A female!
I will live again
A what?!
You are the fertile female I've been waiting for
What do you mean?
Your machine must be busted or something, buddy
I'm not fertile
I'm not even female
I'm Stanley Tweedle, I'm all man!
Have I got a surprise for you
Lemmee go!
Right this way, oh fertile object of abandoned desire
And now Zev, repeat after me.
- "Are you comfortable, darling?" - "Are you comfortable, darling?"
Very good Zev.
Your reading was an 8.3% deviation from standard.
At this rate you will be eligible for the wife bank in less than six years.
Doesn't that make you happy?
- Happy happy matron - Good.
Those memories are your history,
and as such cannot be changed
but you have chosen your own future
Here, in this chamber, your suffering ends
and your burst of life begins
Zev?
Zev!
Kai!
you're - Alive!
Alive
And I want you
I'm alive - You're alive
So alive
and now I, forever
And ever
Will love you Will love you
Forever
And ever
And ever
Will love you Will love you
Kai?
Look
I don't know what's going on here, but you're making a big mistake
Now, where were we?
Oh yes
- the act of creation
The procreation of the creative The creation of a new "creator"
And I have to confess I was getting worried there for a while.
I was afraid I was going to be the last of my line
a catastrophic disaster for the universe, if you ask me
But my voice will not be silenced so easily.
The truly creative can always create in unorthodox ways.
Now, I'm sorry if it is a little rough on you, but you know something?
I like a little bruising
It adds a certain - hue
After all - you don't pour this kind of creativity down the drain
My line will live again
Kai - what is this?
I believe it is the burst of life
Burst - was the key word there
Life - burst.
Bubble - burst
Bladder - burst.
See
the meaning is for sale, friend
and you just bought it
Citizen, you have chosen death,
and through it the gift of eternal life
Being dead will not stop me
What is it, the body?
Just a shell
A shallow, shaky shell
And the soul may not be eternal
but the seed will always grow
Now my seed has a vessel
You gotta be kidding me
Your death will not be quick.
It will be played out to allow your thoughts, your knowledge
your memory to spill out at a rate that can be properly absorbed,
but you will feel no pain
embraced as you are in the burst of life
So - you're on the slab, and you've chosen to be sliced in two
Congratulations
I thought about taking the razor ride but
no...
They don't deserve my memories in their library of little minds
Kai!
Woman. Softness.
Breasts
Touch
I imagine you. I think of you
I possess you
I'm not a woman!
I think you'll agree this calls for a poem
You're nuts!
Floating along the whispering surf
searching for a home I spy a beach - thou, like a fecund dream
And enter your -
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Who is it?
Zev?
Kai?
Guess again, skinman What are you doing here?
Ah, how about a thank you? Just get me outta here, will ya?
Giggerota and skinman will be a team now, OK?
What?
Giggerota is on skinman's side now
cross Giggerota's stomachs.
Giggerota and skinman will work together
Where are Zev and Kai?
Girlfriend and boyfriend are back on the big bug
Now - does Giggerota and skinman have a deal? Hmm
Eternal life? Not exactly
That's a sales job
It's just blades and bone and blood, friend.
You're going to be nothing but data on a disc, that no-one will ever care about
No!
Kai!
Kai!
Are you sure this is the right way?
I don't remember this stuff Trust Giggerota
Giggerota knows the way Where are you going?
Skinman stay here
I'll just wait here, then?
OK?
Hello?
Two together
To share the burst of life with another is the greatest gift
and so it shall be
So - you're on the slab, and you've chosen to be sliced in two
Congratulations
Main power cells are now being diverted
to deactivation of stabiliser controls
Notice - you have begun destabilisation procedure
Deactivation of stabiliser control
will result in total decay of the Brunnis sun and full supernova
Supernova?!
The resulting supernova explosion
will consume this planet and the surrounding solar system in exactly 47 minutes and 11 seconds
47 minutes from stabiliser deactivation
What are you doing? You're gonna kill us all!
Not all.
Only girlfriend and boyfriend
Giggerota and skinman will fly away on the big bug
You said they were already on the Lexx
Even Giggerota lies sometimes.
Giggerota made deal with brains.
Power is returned to all regular systems.
Thank you.
Stabilisers reactivated
Skinny?
Giggerota's sorry
Giggerota just wanted to be alone with skinman
Really?
Giggerota thinks skinman is soft
Giggerota thinks skinman is beautiful.
Ma dai...
Leave girlfriend and boyfriend behind
Giggerota and skinman make Lexx their very own private love ship
Love ship?
What exactly do you mean ...
... by love ship?
Giggerota has big appetites
and not just for food
Giggerota wants to make love forever.
Does skinman wanna make love to Giggerota?
I won't
leave Zev and Kai.
I won't leave my friends
OK
Main power is now being diverted from regular systems
to deactivation of stabilisers
Stabilisers reactivated. Power is being returned to all regular systems
Giggerota is tired of skin games
Waste of skin
Giggerota does not need waste of skin to fly big bug
Giggerota just needs waste of skin's hand
Main power is now being diverted from regular systems to deactivation of stabilisers
And it is with great pride that I confer upon you, Krato,
the medal of ultimate honour for defeating the insects at the battle of Wirin
All Brunnen G, all human race are forever in your debt
Days pass quickly now
and our sun continues to die
I fear that one day, Brunnis will do the same
and we will have to leave, go to -
Stanley Tweedle!
Stanley Tweedle?
Time Prophet, my name is not Stanley Tweedle.
- My name is, er - - It matters not!
By seeing into the future past
I know that 5000 years after your death,
Stanley Tweedle will visit the Brunnen G memory catacombs.
He will touch your memory
Ah, but my question was about the mineral deposits on Aureliun 4
Forget about the mineral deposits!
This is important.
Stanley, you are the only one who can save Kai and Zev.
You must go to section 83, row 249,
plot 35!
There you will find a stone cover.
Lift it.
- But - Go now!
Section 83, row 249
plot - 30?
5!
All right
Deactivation of stabilisers is now entering stage 2
Giggerota!
where is the perfect arrangement of carbon molecules, my beloved Zev?
Girlmeat decided to stay on Brunnis
Girlmeat and boymeat decided to live happily ever after.
What have you done with her?
Lexx!
set course radius 4497 inverse axis 027
Leather ass
I insist that you tell me what you have done with the magnificent Zev!
Lexx!
Lexx, set course radius 4497 inverse axis 027!
Poor beautiful Zev
something terrible has happened, I calculate it
Bug!
Giggerota has the hand. Let's get moving!
Section 83
row 246
247...
248...
249...
plot 35
32...
33...
34...
35.
Who is it? Who's there?
Zev?
Stan?
Are you all right?
Please - just get me out of here OK
- er - how?
Supernova will occur in 24 minutes and 38 seconds
Brains lied! Brains betrayed Giggerota! - No!
Giggerota!
listen to us You were supposed to bring back Stanley Tweedle...
not just his hand.
The Lexx knows his voice. It only responds to him.
Yes!
get Stanley Tweedle and bring him here.
The stabilisers are almost fully retracted.
You must hurry, or we will all be destroyed. !
Go, go, go!
Giggerota will bring back waste of skin
but this is not over
Stan, come on!
Wait, hold on, I think I can find a way down to you
there must be stairs or something
Destabilisation procedure complete.
Supernova will commence in 18 minutes and 6 seconds
- Stan! - Zev!
Stan!
Stan
Zev!
I'm feeling altogether better
Thank you
It was that star
Excuse me
Help!
Shut up, flying meat
Lexx!
Lexx.
this is Stanley Tweedle.
this is Stanley Tweedle!
What happened to your hand?
Giggerota took it - Giggerota?
Just before she turned off the stabilisers
Then the sun will supernova
Lexx, I am your captain.
Depart this planet immediately!
Lexx, do you hear me?
Depart this planet immediately. This is Stanley Tweedle, Lexx!
do you hear me? Depart this planet immediately!
As you instruct, Stan
What?
No, you lying thinkmeat. Giggerota will eat you all!
Oh great, that's just great
I knew we should have dumped her in space
She made a deal with the brains
First she turns off the stabilisers and gets rid of us, and now she's stealing the Lexx.
A sensible deal, perhaps What?
I am the last of the Brunnen G
The end of me means the end of the prophecy
I cannot be the one who destroys their order when I no longer exist
Stan!
That's no deal. we've got to turn the stabilisers back on, now
Supernova will commence in 11 minutes 6 seconds
All right Stan, you watched her, you know how to do this
All right, all right
Look, I'm not very good under pressure. OK
I was standing here
and I reached out my hand like this and I
- it was this one
Notice -you have selected incorrect access to the stabilisation control system
This is a violation of the Stabiliser Control Act, code 1, subsection 1, paragraph 1
If your next selection is incorrect, you will be destroyed
She bit my hand off! I'm having a little trouble thinking here, all right?
You have ten heartbeats to make your selection
Please try again OK Stan, think
OK, OK
er, er, this one Maybe?
You must be certain
OK, I know, I know which one it was, er,
Stan!
I know
it was this one!
Thank you. Stabilisers reactivated
Power is being returned to all regular systems
What?
Stan, you did it
Stabilisation of the Brunnis sun will occur in 12 minutes 15 seconds.
Once again, Manly Stanley saves the day.
I think not
Supernova will commence in 10 minutes 43 seconds
Well, what's that mean?
It means that the prophecy is false
The last of the Brunnen G will expire while His Shadow still lives
No!
There must be something we can do
Can't we make them go up faster?
It's not fair, it's just not fair
There is nothing more we can do
Too late
Look at my face - it's the last one you're ever going to see
Would you care to join me in watching the supernova?
It is a once in a lifetime experience
No!
No! Come back here, flying meat
Giggerota commands you. Come back!
It's beautiful
Oh universe of heartbreak
Boom!
Lexx!
We must leave this system immediately!
Why are you disobeying Stanley Tweedle?
I do as you request Then why are you not leaving this system at once?
I am being controlled by something far more powerful than me.
Who are you?
I am Brunnis Sun.
I am Blue Star.
We are together, Kai, last of the Brunnen G.
You know my name?
Yes.
We knew long before you were born that you, Kai,
would be enslaved by His Shadow,
that you would escape to the Dark Zone,
and that you would come to Brunnis.
But I was the one who suggested coming here
Yes.
that you did, Zev of B3Ki>
Er, excuse me, but if you know so much, er
- could you tell us our future?
No.
We will tell you that today is not your day to enjoy death.
Today is our day - to supernova,
together i>
We will see you again, in the next cycle of time,
as we saw you in the last.
Kai?
I have only a little artificial life left.
The planet of my ancestors is as good a place as any
Goodbye Zev
No!
You were brought back for a reason
Come with us Kai.
Come with me
Lexx!
take us out of this system as fast as you can
As you request, Stan
Yes, yes!
Put on a show for Giggerota the Wicked!
Put on a show, ha ha ha!
Thank you
All night of the Zev Zev
All night of the Zev I did dream
dream - Ohh!
That stings Oh, buck up, whiner
I remind you
I'm only fixing you because Zev asked me to
Yikes There - you're finished
Hey, bolt brain - I've got two left hands!
Looks fine to me.
We are going to bring you life, I promise
And if not
the rest of my protoblood will be spent with you
Kai...
It's what I want
I wish Leather ass had bitten off your head
Stan! - take us out of here
OK
Lexx!
- let's see if we can find us a new home
As you wish, Stan.
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