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Oh.
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♪♪♪
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Oh, my God.
That one!
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-This one?
-Yes!
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Oh, my gosh,
this is the suitcase!
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-How much for this one?
-$80.
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This is worth like $45 at
Montreal Lumber and Hardware.
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-I give you $60.
-Fine, $60.
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I'll take the suitcase
and the red Chanel --
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Aah! Oh, my God!
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I thought
that was a rat.
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I'm sorry. I keep thinking
everything's a rat.
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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
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♪ Watch fluent seamen
rig their rudders ♪
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-Where's your little lawyer?
-I don't know.
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She hasn't responded to my texts
all morning.
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[ Sighs ]
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-Hey, Bob?
-Yeah?
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What happened to
the young lady juror
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who was in the front row?
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She had to be replaced
with an alternate.
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She was nuts.
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She told everybody in the jury
that she was a goblin
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and that she slept
with the judge,
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the second chair
prosecution...
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and you.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Scoffs ]
Wow, that's crazy.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, what happened
to that juror, the girl?
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I'm so sorry.
I was beginning to worry
you were dead.
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I am indeed not dead,
Your Honor.
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And my deepest apologies
to the court.
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Don't worry.
Something amazing is happening.
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Your Honor [Clicks tongue]
may I approach?
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If you must.
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Your Honor,
some crucial evidence
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has come to my attention
as of this morning.
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Well,
then we should recess.
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Negative.
Sorry, Polly.
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I have a witness who needs
to leave the country tonight
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for some much needed R&R.
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May I emphasis
the word "urgency"?
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, proceed.
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Yes.
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Your Honor,
this stings.
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Oh.
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♪♪♪
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[ Sniffs ]
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Excuse me, sir, could you
please put that out?
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You're not allowed to smoke
on the bus.
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[ Baby crying ]
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Oh.
My mistake.
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Would you like to tell the court
about your morning?
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Well,
I took a bubble bath
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and scrolled through some
pictures of myself in my 20s.
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And then afterward,
I decided to clean the house.
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And in the corner
of my closet,
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where I often do not look,
something caught my attention.
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Oh, and what was it
that caught your attention?
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A large zebra-print
rollerboard suitcase
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with a pull-out carrier handle,
neon pink trim,
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and pitch-black lining.
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Well, let's see it.
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[ Spectators murmuring ]
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Double trouble.
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Oh, my God!
These are identical.
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Is this yours?
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Oh, no.
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I wouldn't be caught dead
in an airport
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without
my Louis Vuittons.
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I just love
how brown they are,
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and you can smell that leather
for miles.
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Has anyone other than my client,
Dory Sief,
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lived with you
over this past year?
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Sigh, no.
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I'm going through some pretty
ugly divorce proceedings,
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so, um, nobody really
wants to be around me.
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So would it be safe to assume
that it belongs to my client,
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your only house guest
this past year?
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That's my best guess.
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And I would just like
to remind the court
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that there were
twopieces of luggage
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purchased on that evening from
Montreal Lumber and Hardware.
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One ended up in the ground --
sad face.
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The other ended up
in Gail Patel's closet.
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No, no,
stop, stop, stop!
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Your Honor,
I object to so much.
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This exhibit is being treated
as evidence.
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And I'm sorry, but the defense
could have easily planted this.
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And don't we agree that
the timing of this appearance
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is beyond suspicious?
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The timing of this incident
was not manipulated.
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Ugh!
I don't do that.
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It's called happenstance.
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And, Your Honor,
she's just jealous.
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Jealous? Please, I mean, of your
breast implants, maybe, but --
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Oh, clutch the pearls.
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But, uh, of your
legal strategies, no.
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Your Honor, I would never
get breast implants.
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Order!
Ladies, please.
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Let's leave the female form
out of this.
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I'm very sorry for
getting heated. My apologies.
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But I think that this
is just too unbelievable.
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Miss Danziger, you'll have
your chance to cross-examine.
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And I shall not
disappoint.
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Cassidy:
Don't worry, Polly.
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I just have one more question,
and she's all yours.
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Big girl.
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So, seeing
these two suitcases,
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what would you conclude?
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I believe she brought
the suitcase back from Montreal,
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left it, forgot about it,
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and shouldn't be on trail
to begin with.
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Thank you, Gail.
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I mean, right?
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No further questions,
Your Honor.
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And I just want to say,
Mommy says hi.
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-Oh, she's the best.
-She is, kind of.
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She's all yours,
Jiggles.
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I'm Jiggles?
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Sit down, Wiggles.
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Miss Patel, is it fair to say
that before this morning,
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you have never noticed this loud
zebra-print suitcase
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in the corner of your closet,
right?
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Yes, that is correct, but that
doesn't mean it wasn't there...
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Okay, shh, shh, shh.
...because I don't
organize my own --
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Shh, shush.
Shut -- Shut the hole.
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So we don't know for a fact
how long or not long
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this was residing
in your closet, do we, now?
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I have no way of knowing
what's in my home ever.
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So we don't even know
if this is even from Montreal.
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Oh, well, actually,
I-I opened it,
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and inside,
there is a book of matches.
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It -- It says
"Lait Rouge Bar Canadien."
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And I looked it up.
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I did a little translating,
and it is a bar in Canada.
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Yeah?! Oh, my God.
I like yummy food, too.
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♪♪♪
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What?
How?
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Matches.
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[ Gasps ]
Call the cavalry.
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There's matches
and nothing else.
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And I'm sorry, but why
are we being persuaded
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to substantiate this
as evidence?
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Because this is just
smoke and mirrors.
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Attention!
Attention!
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Dory Sief is a murderer!
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A murderer!
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I have evidence that
she murdered Keith Powell
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and then murdered
my twin sister, April Canyon!
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Judge Hellerman: Order!
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Security, remove this woman
out of my courtroom immediately!
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Somewhere out there
exists a cassette tape
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with a confession
recorded on it.
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And my sister wrote about this
in her journal before she died!
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[ Gavel banging ]
Proving all of it!
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Get her out of here!
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[ Gavel banging ]
Find the tape!
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Find the tape!
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Wasn't there a tape?
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When Dory was arrested, didn't
she have a cassette tape on her?
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Yeah, there was,
but she tried to destroy it.
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We tried to listen to it,
but it's too damaged to play.
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Fix it!
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My name is June Canyon,
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and my sister
is April Canyon,
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and she has been missing
since June 15th.
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I now believe her to be dead, as
I hold in my hands her journal,
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which details
how she had evidence
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that Dory Sief and Drew Gardner
murdered Keith Powell
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and how she intended
to meet Dory Sief
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on the Staten Island Ferry
at 9:00 p.m. that night
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to trade a tape
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that had Dory and her friends'
confession on it.
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I will now read
the journal entry.
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"Serapoakokeena
kapahestiloloba."
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Sorry, what --
what language is this?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I should have said.
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This is a language only
my sister and I can understand.
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It's our twin language.
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[ Reporters murmuring ]
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She's crazy.
I'm a twin.
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That is not
a real language.
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♪♪♪
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[ Speaking Portuguese ]
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"Bareemotopaskatichi."
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Roughly translated means, "IfI do not return, that motopa,"
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which there really isn'ta word for in English,
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but essentially, it's, pardonme, but, "bitch killed me.
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In which case, please dredgethe Hudson River."
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Where you goin', sugar?
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Hugget.
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Why the hell
is a city boy like you
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looking to get
to Hugget for?
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Well, I am indeed
a Hugget boy, ma'am.
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Well, then get on in,
darlin'.
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So luckily,
the journal
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was nothing but
indecipherable ramblings.
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But is there anything else
we need to know?
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No.
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Is there a tape?
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No.
Absolutely not.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
Yes, there's a tape.
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Of course
there's a tape.
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If it comes to light,
would it be bad news for us?
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No.
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I mean,
there's nothing on it.
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It would be
terrible news.
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Cassidy: Okay, in light
of today's chaos,
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I think that this is grounds
for a mistrial.
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I'm gonna start all over.
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Next year, we'll add in
a plea of self-defense.
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No.
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We're doing well, right?
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So why would we
backpedal?
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I would be able to build
a much better case story
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now that I know
the truth.
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And what do you mean
"the truth"?
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What do youmean
"the truth"?
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Okay, yeah,
so we mistrial.
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If we start over, can Dory and I
be tried separately this time?
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-What?
-Hey, um...
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Just to be honest
with everyone,
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I might not be alive
in one year.
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Drew: What, Bob?
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I'm so sorry
to hear that.
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It'll probably work out.
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I'm throwing a lot of money
at it.
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When I was a kid, I...
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liked the color of the paint
on the wall,
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and I used to lick it and chew
on it and eat the paint chips,
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'cause it was lead paint.
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So now I'm paying for it.
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Damn paint.
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Chantal: As of this moment,
I envision Chantal's Castle
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to be located
in the heart of Midtown.
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Chantal's Castle mustbe
in the shape of a heart
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from a bird's-eye view.
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It's imperative.
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Let me tell you what I love
about this girl.
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She has a vision,
and she's ready to do the work.
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Man: I'm gonna trust
you've done your homework.
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I don't want this to turn out
to be another Pelican Islands.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Chantal
is the perfect funnel.
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Well, you think you can create
a castle in 33 days?
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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Oh, so tell me,
would you be willing
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to accept incognito funding
from offshore accounts --
252
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the Caymans,
for instance?
253
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:22,044
Oh, I would never
build a business
254
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:24,028
based on discrimination.
255
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:27,026
Chantal's Castle will house
all races of women.
256
00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,043
[ Chuckles ]
257
00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:30,038
Will...
258
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,035
I think
we're in business.
259
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:36,048
Well, my dear...
260
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:39,045
welcome to your castle.
261
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:42,044
Wait.
Does that mean I get the money?
262
00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:46,036
[ Laughs ]
263
00:12:46,038 --> 00:12:47,041
I get my castle?
264
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,022
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
265
00:12:49,024 --> 00:12:50,035
I'm a princess!
266
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,029
I'm finally a princess!
267
00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:54,042
Oh, my God.
268
00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,028
Money.
269
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:59,022
Garrett:
How long's this gonna take?
270
00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:03,037
Man: Well, as I told you before,
this tape is stretched.
271
00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:05,047
Well,
can you fix it or no?
272
00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:08,031
[ Sighs ]
I think I can.
273
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:13,027
[ Birds chirping ]
274
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:15,033
[ Laughs ]
275
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,040
Hello, my angels.
276
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:22,033
Hello.
277
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,038
Hello.
278
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,031
Hi.
279
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,028
Daddy's home.
280
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,021
Daddy's home.
281
00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:36,037
So you've been
an audio technician
282
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,028
for, what,
40 years now?
283
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:41,032
14 years, ma'am.
I'm only 38 years old.
284
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:42,035
Oh, right.
285
00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:44,031
And what, uh, repair work
did you do?
286
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,043
I reconstructed a portion
of this tape
287
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:49,038
that had been chewed up
by Dory Sief.
288
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,035
It was
significantly damaged,
289
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:54,027
but I managed
to piece it back together.
290
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:56,024
Can you briefly
tell the court
291
00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:59,032
just what it is we're about
to hear on this recording today?
292
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,039
Yes, this is one of two
salvageable sections of the tape
293
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,029
featuring the voices
of Dory Sief and Drew Gardner
294
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:07,031
arguing over --
Bup, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
295
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,027
No spoilers.
296
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,027
Okay.
297
00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:11,049
Um, can somebody
dim the lights
298
00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:13,043
while I play this back,
please?
299
00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:15,028
Thank you.
300
00:14:20,046 --> 00:14:22,033
[ Click ]
Drew: We did it, though.
301
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,036
You have to admitthat we did what we did.
302
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:28,023
Dory: I know!I know we murdered Keith, okay?
303
00:14:28,025 --> 00:14:29,050
[ Spectators murmuring ]
304
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:32,026
Well, well, well.
305
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:39,048
What you heard, folks,
is what we might call [Sighs]
306
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:43,039
evidence in its
most inarguable form.
307
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:47,023
Not some piece
of store-bought luggage
308
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:49,023
just dragged in here
at the last minute, no.
309
00:14:49,025 --> 00:14:55,022
What you heard
was an accidental confession.
310
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,025
Would you mind repeating
the words in the recording
311
00:14:57,027 --> 00:15:00,035
that you find
the most damning?
312
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:02,034
Um, sure.
313
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,025
"I know.
314
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:09,034
I know
we murdered Keith, okay?"
315
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:11,044
"We...
316
00:15:11,046 --> 00:15:14,046
murdered...
317
00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:16,048
Keith."
318
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,026
-I heard "pancake."
-What?
319
00:15:19,028 --> 00:15:22,028
I beg your pardon?
320
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,050
I didn't hear
"murdered."
321
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,036
I heard "pancaked."
322
00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:29,025
[ Spectators murmuring ]
323
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:32,037
I actually heard
"pancake," too.
324
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,049
Your Honor,
I heard "pancaked" as well.
325
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:40,042
Miss Danziger, please play the
recording for the court again.
326
00:15:41,044 --> 00:15:43,026
We did it, though.
327
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:45,032
You have to admitthat we did what we did.
328
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:48,044
I know!I know we pancaked Keith, okay?
329
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:52,024
"I know we pancaked Keith,
okay?"
330
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:53,046
I heard it
that time, too.
331
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:58,044
But you didn't hear --
How many people heard "pancake"
this time?
332
00:15:58,046 --> 00:16:01,033
[ Indistinct conversations ]
333
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:05,047
Polly: The tape clearly states
"We murdered Keith."
334
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,022
I'm sorry.
I have to play it again.
335
00:16:07,024 --> 00:16:08,030
I have to play it again.
336
00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,021
Now, remember,
this is essentially
337
00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,043
a confession to a murder!
338
00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:15,037
I know!I know we murdered Keith, okay?
339
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,042
Okay.
340
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:19,040
I-I don't know what
I'm supposed to write.
341
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:23,040
I heard "murdered,"
then I heard "pancaked,"
342
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:25,046
then I heard "murdered."
343
00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:28,033
All right,
who hears "murdered"?
344
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:30,049
[ Indistinct conversations ]
345
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:36,022
And who hears "pancaked"?
346
00:16:36,024 --> 00:16:39,026
-Pancake!
-Pancaked, right?
347
00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:41,040
I've never been so sure
of anything in my life.
348
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,047
I hear both.
349
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:44,041
-Pancake!
-Okay!
350
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:48,049
Let's just say that it was
"pancake," which it isn't.
351
00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:50,048
But let's just say it is.
352
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,029
[ Scoffs ]
What does that even mean?
353
00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:55,029
You can't pancake
a person, no.
354
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:57,024
You can.
I'm looking it up.
355
00:16:57,026 --> 00:17:00,049
According to urbanlingo.net,
pancaking --
356
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,024
"a sexual act
in which a pancake
357
00:17:04,026 --> 00:17:06,036
is wiped across
a person's asshole
358
00:17:06,038 --> 00:17:09,028
and then slapped
against their titties
359
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,044
until one
or both partners comes."
360
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:13,043
Your Honor!
361
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:18,022
My clients are not on trial
for having sex with food!
362
00:17:18,024 --> 00:17:19,044
Okay, all right.
363
00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:21,030
I'm sorry.
364
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:24,027
I get it.
Folks, I get it.
365
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,045
This is fun. This is silly.
This is fun.
366
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:29,035
Okay, we're having a laugh,
a good time.
367
00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:32,032
I need to bring everybody
back down to earth right now.
368
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,026
I need to bring you back down
to the ground!
369
00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,045
May I also
remind the court...
370
00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:43,047
...that this cassette has been
in the possession of a woman
371
00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:48,034
that none of us have seen
hide nor hair of for four months
372
00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:54,023
because she was probably
also murdered by Dory Sief!
373
00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:55,034
Objection!
374
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,046
Your Honor,
this is dangerous speculation.
375
00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:59,021
Judge Hellerman: Sustained.
376
00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,040
And I'm sorry, Miss Danziger,
377
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:03,034
but in light of this confusion
and hysteria,
378
00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:06,036
I find this evidence
to be inadmissible.
379
00:18:06,038 --> 00:18:08,026
Strike it from the record.
380
00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:10,042
[ Spectators murmuring ]
381
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:17,025
You are
so friggin' lucky.
382
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:19,046
Hmm.
383
00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:27,026
I told you there's nothing
on the tape.
384
00:18:31,023 --> 00:18:38,027
♪♪♪
385
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,036
[ Gunshots ]
386
00:18:40,038 --> 00:18:47,042
♪♪♪
387
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:55,022
♪♪♪
388
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:56,033
Mama?
389
00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:59,039
Eldad?
390
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:04,028
Why, I was not
expecting this.
391
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,040
I'm sorry
for leaving, Mama.
392
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,048
Oh, hush.
393
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:12,028
We was just glad you were
out there in the world, sugar.
394
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:15,026
You always was
the different one, anyway.
395
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,033
I think I may be
too different, Mama.
396
00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:19,037
I can't be myself.
397
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:22,043
I can't just be.
I gotta invent.
398
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:26,022
[ Voice breaking ] Please, Mama,
tell me, why am I this way?
399
00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,038
Did something awful happen to me
that I can't remember?
400
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:34,027
I need some sort of peace
so I can live with myself, Mama!
401
00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:37,027
Well, there is
this one thing
402
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:39,033
I've always been scared
to tell you.
403
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:41,040
[ Cellphone ringing ]
404
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,040
[ Gasps ]
405
00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:46,043
-Elliot Goss.
-Charlie Reeny.
406
00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:49,024
-The network loves us.
-No!
407
00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,034
It means
start thinking about
408
00:19:50,036 --> 00:19:52,032
what kind of show
you want to make together,
409
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:54,024
because that's
what's going to happen.
410
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,021
Can you do dinner
in 30 minutes?
411
00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,041
Yes,
but in like six hours.
412
00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,023
Perfect.
I'll see you then.
413
00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:01,048
[ Laughs ]
414
00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:09,034
[ Gunshots continue ]
415
00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:13,040
Ladies and gentlemen,
416
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:18,050
you have exhibited patience,
focus, and [Laughs]
417
00:20:19,022 --> 00:20:22,048
weathered some surprises
along the journey of this trial.
418
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:28,025
But [Clicks tongue] it's always
been my assumption -- Polly --
419
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:33,024
that you've never lost sight
of the truth behind this case.
420
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:35,021
[ Knock on door ]
Mommy, what?
421
00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:36,031
I'm working.
422
00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,049
Oh, my God.
423
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,029
Um, Dory.
424
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,041
What's going on?
425
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:46,035
Are you -- Are you feeling weird
about today?
426
00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:53,049
You're fired.
427
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,029
Excuse me?
428
00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:57,039
I don't want you
on this case anymore.
429
00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:01,040
Oh.
430
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,023
Okay.
431
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:05,043
Well, um...
432
00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:09,050
I'm sorry, but you're obviously
acting irrational right now.
433
00:21:10,022 --> 00:21:12,034
I mean...
434
00:21:12,036 --> 00:21:14,040
You don't believe me.
435
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,024
Dory...
436
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,041
no onebelieves you.
437
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,047
I didn't do it.
438
00:21:21,049 --> 00:21:23,027
[ Scoffs ] Okay.
439
00:21:23,029 --> 00:21:25,050
Well, I don't have to
believe you.
440
00:21:26,022 --> 00:21:29,033
I just need to do
the best damn job I can.
441
00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:34,049
I can't have somebody
representing me
442
00:21:35,021 --> 00:21:36,029
who doesn't believe me.
443
00:21:36,031 --> 00:21:38,046
Okay, I believe you.
444
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,030
Look, don't do this.
445
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:42,043
Go home.
446
00:21:42,045 --> 00:21:47,038
Get some sleep, okay,
and I'll forget all about this.
447
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,033
And, anyway, it's crazy
448
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:53,033
to try to replace me
right before the verdict.
449
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,035
I'm not replacing you.
450
00:21:56,037 --> 00:21:59,032
I'm sorry, what --
what do you mean?
451
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:02,025
I will be
representing myself.
452
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:03,036
[ Scoffs ]
453
00:22:07,022 --> 00:22:08,022
So...
454
00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:13,021
It was nice
doing business with you.
455
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:19,038
♪♪♪
456
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,050
Well, just so you know...
457
00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:26,023
...I heard "murder."
458
00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:36,040
♪ Well, I've never been
quite properly civilized ♪
459
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:42,032
♪ And it seems the situation
has come to a head ♪
460
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:49,023
♪ But if the only other option
is minding my manners ♪
461
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,039
♪ Let me tell you something,
mister ♪
462
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,024
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be dead ♪
463
00:22:54,026 --> 00:22:56,033
♪ Oh, I, I ♪
464
00:22:56,035 --> 00:22:59,039
♪ I've gone wild ♪
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