Original subtitles

Drew:

♪ Is it Gavin or is it Ted? ♪

♪ Is it Nanny Daddy,

a.k.a. Chuck? ♪

♪ There's no way to know ♪

♪ With nothing but dumb luck ♪

♪ We got nothing,

nothing good ♪

♪ Just a blouse

tossed in the woods ♪

Drew, don't you got to

go meet up with your folks

pretty soon?

Like --

Like, now, right?

Dory, can we cover this up

or something, all right?

I don't want

my folks thinking

that you're some mentally

unstable conspiracy theorist

or some crap.

That's what they said

about Galileo, right?

Yeah. Galileo also died

a prisoner in his own home.

Did he?

Can I be honest

with you?

This stuff scares me,

all right?

And that's hard

for me to tell you

'cause I don't want

to hurt your feelings

or anything like that,

but this is scary to me, okay?

Drew, you don't have anything

to worry about,

and you definitely

don't have to worry

about hurting my feelings.

What was wrong

with how things were before?

Dory, I liked

how things were.

Look, I know

what I'm doing, okay?

I'm gonna pop in,

nothing crazy,

and Elliott and Portia are gonna

be with me, so, you know,

you really

don't have to worry.

And if something

really bad happens, you'll stop?

I mean, of course.

But nothing bad's

gonna happen.

But if it does,

you'll stop?

Yes.

Absolutely.

Okay.

I'll stop.

Okay.

But nothing bad's

gonna happen.

Dory. Lord.

Will you please just not do

anything stupid?

I'm not gonna do

anything stupid because...

I'm not stupid.

Right?

Yeah.

All right,

I'll see you.

Fine. Hey,

I'll see you at dinner?

Yeah.

[ Door shuts ]

Cool. Love you, too.

Jesus.

♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

Elliott: This is Sabiti.

Portia: Oh!

She was my favorite!

She ran faster

than all the boys,

and all the kids

would call her "Duma,"

which is "cheetah"

in Swahili.

Wow!

Dory,

what did I just say?

Um, that "duma"

means "cheetah" in Swahili.

Okay, and who would the children

call "Duma?"

I-I don't know.

It's so obvious

when you're not listening to me.

I'm just -- I'm trying

to navigate, you know?

[ Scoffs ]

Oh, my God.

Is that Cher?

Yeah, she was staying

at my hotel.

Oh!

Hi.

Hi.

HI.

Your names?

Um, my name is Dory Sief.

Brick invited me.

Ah, Dory, of course.

Um, I hope it's okay

I brought some friends.

Hi.

Brick said

I should bring a friend.

Um...sure.

[ Sighs ]

Wait here.

Let me just check.

Okay.

I hope it's not a problem.

I'll just ask him.

Okay,

I dare you to say

you're bringing

five more friends.

You guys.

You guys, this is awkward, okay?

We didn't get invited.

We can accommodate you.

Great.

But no phones

beyond this point.

You can leave them

in this bowl.

Um...

[Laughing] no.

I can't do that.

I've got a pretty severe...

medical condition.

No phones allowed.

So, if you plan to rely on it,

you should

excuse yourself now.

[ Coughs ]

Okay.

I'll just [Coughs] be strong

and ignore my symptoms.

[ Coughs ]

Thank you.

Okay, if someone

named Patricia Arquette calls,

I need you to get me

immediately.

It's very important.

♪♪

Ah!

That was spectacular.

Was it?

Oh, I knew I recognized her.

She was on "Nurse Jackie."

I love "Nurse Jackie".

[ Beep ]

Hey. Hey.

So, we're here.

You know how my parents like

to constantly be early

for no reason.

[ Chuckles ]

So, anyway, no rush,

but if you get here early, too,

we're here, so...

Uh, yeah.

Hope you didn't join a cult.

[ Chuckles ] So...

Just kidding.

But seriously.

Um, okay.

Love you. Bye.

I think that's the guy

who played Lola.

[ Gasps ]

Where?

Right there.

Where?

Look.

Stop.

No. Follow my finger.

Look.

I can't figure out

where you're pointing.

Right there.

His voice is -- Oh.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Dory, I can't believe

you didn't tell us

this was a dinner party.

We didn't even bring wine.

It's so rude.

Well, you saw the flyer.

It didn't say anything

about what it was, exactly.

Yeah, but still,

to have not shown up with wine,

it's beneath me, Dory.

It's fine.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

Come here.

"Bellow & Hare --

a group of folks who are

forever engaging,

always learning,

constantly creating,

perpetually curious."

I love that.

Me, too.

Elliott?

Casey!

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Casey, you look amazing.

And pregnant.

Oh, stop.

I'm so big and ugly.

Oh, no.

I've never been happier.

I can tell.

Who's the lucky guy?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]

Okay. I got you.

[ Chuckles ]

Um, can I just, uh,

steal Portia for sec?

Oh.

Okay. Bye.

Thank you.

See you guys

in a second.

It's enchanting.

It's like you could stumble

upon a unicorn grazing

with its foal

at any moment.

Sun beams and lambs.

Are you guys

talking about Beacon?

'Cause, like, everyone I know is

buying real estate there.

I was talking about Doolin.

Ireland.

Sorry, um, I'm Dory.

We met a couple days ago.

Yeah, I don't know

if you remember me.

Dory!

I'm so glad you came!

Thanks. Me, too.

This is my friend Portia.

Hi!

Hi, Portia!

I love your store.

It's so not me, but I love it.

Thank you.

We didn't know that it was, um,

you know, such a formal,

you know,

beautiful dinner party,

but we have plans,

so we might have to, you know,

get out a little early,

but I just wanted

to let you know in advance,

so --

Sweet, talented Dory.

Let's stay

in the present.

Hi, guys!

You look gorgeous.

And look at your cute dress.

How much

did you spend?

Oh, is Dory not coming?

Oh, no.

It's my fault.

Um, yeah, I didn't think

we were gonna be coming

right from the theatre,

so I told her 7:30.

Silly me.

She knows

she's always welcome

to join us on

our shopping days, right?

'Cause we invite her

every time,

and every time,

she can't make it.

I just hope

she feels welcome.

Yeah. No, no, no.

Yeah.

She --

I mean, she loves you guys.

She loves --

She loves everybody, it's, uh --

She has a very demanding

life, so...

Okay, thank God.

I told you it wasn't us.

[ Chuckles ]

So, sorry.

What is dinner again?

Oh, depends.

They try to time it like an hour

before the moment,

but it never works out.

[ Both chuckles ]

Sorry, what's the moment

again? Just --

I know, right?

[ Laughs ]

[ Nervously chuckles ]

That is gorgeous.

[ Chuckles ]

That is just --

Oh, my gosh.

What do you think

it's made out of?

Wood.

You must know

so much about art.

[ Chuckles ]

Do you come here often?

Yeah. I have to.

Why?

S-Staying grounded

is really important to me.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

I love that you know that

about yourself.

Like, I recently just found out

that I'm an introvert.

Yeah.

Well, Bellow has been...

Let me say this.

Mm-hmm.

I'm up at 7:00 a.m.

every morning,

I'm grateful,

and I am alive.

Good for you.

That's so --

Oh, my gosh.

If you come here a lot,

you might know

my friend Chantal.

What?

What?

Would you excuse me

for a second?

My hands are dirty,

and I need to wash them.

Yeah, you do you.

Okay.

Go get 'em.

Do you have kids?

Me? No.

Do you want them?

They'd be gorgeous.

Oh.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

They would be very freckly,

that's for sure.

Your freckles

are exquisite.

Oh, thanks. No. Yeah.

I don't know.

Dory.

Hmm?

I get the sense

that your modesty comes from

a place of shame

and doubt

and immense pain.

How do you feel

about who you are?

I think I'm, um...

I think I'm trying --

I'm trying to be a good person,

and, uh...

yeah, I don't know.

I feel very emotional

all of a sudden.

I think you have some walls

that are keeping you

from giving all the love

you have inside.

I want you to be able

to give that love.

Yeah. Me, too.

You're kind, you're stunning,

you're important.

I'm so glad you came back.

Yeah.

Do you guys ever feel

like the moment is, like, scary?

I don't think that's

a very respectful point of view.

Same.

You know what?

I think we're just gonna, like,

take a quick breather.

We'll see you in a sec.

Yeah.

Elliott,

I can't keep pretending

like I know what these people

are talking about.

I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.

I'm getting, like, jumpy.

I know. I know.

And everyone is pregnant,

right?

Everybody is pregnant.

I've never seen

so many --

Hey. Guys,

do you know what time it is?

This watch

is just for show.

No. All these clocks are,

like, set to different

time zones.

Yeah. Okay.

I feel like we should

probably go soon.

Please! Please!

Okay, but, Elliott,

who's that woman

that you knew

when we walked in?

Okay, so, she was a P.A. for

this, like, terrible short film

about, like, a musician who

falls in love with a deaf girl.

And the filmmaker wanted,

like, Victor Garber

to play the musician.

And I was like,

"Well, no."

You know what I mean?

It's like Victor Garber

doesn't even know

what a short film is, you know?

No, but who's the woman?

Okay, sorry. No, she worked

on that short film.

Right.

All I'm saying is

before tonight, I've, like,

never seen her smile.

I mean,

she's literally --

She used to be, like,

sullen and, like --

You know,

we'd always be like, "Hey!"

and she'd be like, "Hey."

You know what I mean?

And she was always --

And now she's [Gasps]

Like there's

a brain transplant.

You guys, you guys, you guys.

Okay, okay, okay.

I was talking to this guy,

right?

And I was like,

"Do you know my friend Chantal?"

He was like..."Who?"

That's weird, right?

Okay.

Um, what were you talking

to Brick about?

Oh, um, nothing really.

Just kind of, you know,

she's cool, actually.

I like --

I like her.

Careful, Dory.

I know.

Hello.

Oh!

Hi. [ Chuckles ]

Do you mind --

I'm so sorry.

Can I talk to you

for a moment?

Okay, sure.

Yeah.

Hi. I'm Dan,

and I never do this, okay?

I swear that I never,

ever, ever do this,

but I am a clairvoyant.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah.

And, um, I would hate myself

if I didn't tell you this, okay,

but I keep having

this vision.

You're standing in this room,

and everyone in the room

is staring at you,

and they're all like [Gasps]

Oh, my God.

I don't know precedes this,

and I certainly don't know

what follows it, but

I just wanted you to know that.

It's all I can tell you,

and I wish you well.

[ Bell ringing ]

Brick: Bounty! Bounty, everyone!

Hi, Dory!

You're gonna come with me.

Frank: Isn't she just

a ray of sunshine?

Not easy to be so generous

with your energy,

especially

in this city.

We were all agreeing --

we like you.

[ Laughs ]

Hey, bro,

what's Dory's ETA?

Uh, I think she should

probably be here pretty soon.

Okay, good, 'cause I'm starving

and so is Jen.

Stop it, Reid.

Okay.

No, I'm fine.

I'm fine. Really.

I've had a lot of water, so I'm,

like, I'm full. I'm fine.

Yeah. Hey, guys.

I think it's just --

We're cool to order,

you know,

and then I'll just get something

that I think Dory would like,

and then she can

eat that later.

Great idea. Perfect.

Sounds like a plan.

Where's my girlfriend?

Oh, stop.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

So, that's Alison over there.

She makes homemade popsicles

out of seasonal fruit

and berries.

Mmm.

They're delicious.

And that's Amy

and Ollie.

I want you

to meet everyone.

Hey, everybody.

This is Dory.

She's an artist.

All: Hi, Dory.

She's my friend.

Hi, everybody.

Hi.

Brick: Shh.

I see some new faces.

Yes.

Thank you for having us.

To piggyback off of that,

I'll say hi. [ Chuckles ]

Yeah, and to piggyback

off of that, I'll just...say hi.

All right, let's begin.

If it's your first time,

don't worry. You'll catch on.

[ Laughter ]

Do not go over there.

It's terrible.

Pia.

You care

to include everyone?

Oh. Sorry.

I was on a rant about

that awful new coffee place.

Well,

what were you saying?

Well, I heard that they chill

their leftover drip coffee

from the night before,

call it "cold brew,"

and serve it to customers

who will pay like $7 for it.

Wait. I'm sorry.

Where is this?

Cardamom Tea Room.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, my friend was

a barista there.

They also have stock

in Monsanto,

so if you buy their coffee,

you buy their politics.

Thank you,

first of all.

I need to text

my friend Yakov.

He's, like, extremely

passionate about this.

It's insane that you --

You guys confiscated

my phone.

Well, it seems like

you're really enjoying

tearing them down, Pia.

I just think

they need to be called out.

Gossip is a contaminant.

I mean, you know that.

It's not gossip.

It's truth.

You always say,

"You should speak your truth."

You contribute ugliness

to the world

when you talk

behind someone's back.

Tell them what you think,

and trust them to listen.

No, I will.

I will, but --

Then why are you sitting here

burdening us with it?

If you have a problem with

someone, you tell that person.

For instance, Pia,

you gave me the worst blow job

of my life last night.

Because you were born

with very thin lips.

I know.

You see, I'm telling you that.

Not someone else.

See how that works?

Well, now you have

two things to work on.

Excuse me.

I hope that that was

more intriguing than painful.

But we should keep in mind --

pain is neither good nor bad.

But it is there.

Absolutely.

Yes.

100%.

So, we're thinking of having

Christmas in Key West this year.

What's everyone

think of that?

Oh, my God.

What?

Great, right?

Exciting.

No. No, I don't want

to go to Key West for Christmas.

What do you mean?

Why?

Because Christmas is

supposed to be cold and wintery

and beautiful outside

and full of snow.

Oh, my God.

This is just like Cabo, Reid.

This is not just like Cabo.

It's exactly like Cabo.

I don't want to do this

right now.

Oh, I know.

Frank: Hmm. Sounds like a tie.

Let's ask the waitress.

Liam.

Share with us.

[ Clears throat ]

Um...

I've been trying to suppress

my incessant thought cycles

that include brutal violence

towards women --

bashing their heads in

with blunt objects,

asphyxiating them

with pantyhose, stuff like that.

But it's been hard

because none of them

will fuck me.

It makes me furious!

[ Sighs ]

That's all.

Together: We hear you.

I'm so sorry.

Um, is there a bathroom?

I just need to --

Oh, no. We don't leave

during acute intimacy.

Plus, we'd love to hear

from our new friends.

Hmm?

Oh, um...

Okay. Um...

All right. Uh, I get advised

by a lot of people --

not my close friends --

that I should sort of be, um,

less girly and kind of

more professional.

And I just -- I don't know

if it's wrong to think this.

I just think

that you don't have to be

one kind of woman,

and I think that, like,

I should be able to get my

nails painted and also be smart,

[ Voice breaking ]

and a lot of people don't really

think I'm that smart,

and I think

that's frustrating

'cause I think

I'm my own kind of smart.

Um, and I know you're probably

all thinking, like,

"This girl's

really conceited."

But we're sharing,

so I thought I would just share.

Together: We hear you.

We hear you, girl.

Thank you.

Dory.

Can we hear from you?

Yes.

Yeah, um...

Let's see.

Um...

Well, I've actually

been feeling, um,

a little more confident

lately,

a little more comfortable

in myself,

which might sound weird

after hearing

such vulnerable stories.

But, um...I'm working on

something new.

A friend of mine

from college, Chantal,

she went missing

about three weeks ago.

And maybe you guys have seen

"missing," you know, flyers

for her or something.

Or maybe you even knew her.

But, um...

she's special.

And I will find her.

No, no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What do you --

What do you think this is?

Acute intimacy.

I don't want to hear about --

What is her name?

Chantal.

Chantal.

I don't want to hear

about Chantal. We don't do that.

We don't tell

other people's stories here.

Well, I was --

I was gonna get to that.

You're not

on the right pa--

[ Woman screams ]

It seems

the moment is early.

I'm sorry.

It's friends only.

You --

You understand.

Brick said that we could --

The circumstances

have changed, Dory.

I have to pee so bad,

you guys.

I feel like we have to see what

they're doing in there.

There's no way

I'm going back in there.

Is what I said too braggy?

I just --

I was trying

to fill the silence.

I was in

until I said "Chantal."

Did you see

how they all tensed up

the minute I brought up

her name?

It's true.

Ooh!

Hi.

Get in, honey.

Get in.

Thank you so much.

Ooh!

Are you coming?

No.

I'll see you guys later.

Don't die.

Dory, seriously!

Okay?

Dory: All right, all right,

all right.

If you don't text me...

I'll be scared.

Thanks, guys.

Hi. We're going

to Williamsburg.

Can you

take 10th Street?

[ Sighs ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Baby cries ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Gasping ]

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Frank: Don't worry.

Dad's got it. You're gold.

Thank you.

Hey.

Where have you been?

We've been waiting.

I'm so sorry.

They took our cellphones, Drew.

I mean, they gave them back,

but they took them.

I didn't know

what time it was.

And you wouldn't believe

what they actually did in there.

It was the weirdest thing

I've ever seen!

Dory. Hey, Dory.

Yes.

I think my family

would really appreciate it

if you

sincerely apologized.

Seriously?

We've been waiting, Dory!

Okay.

You missed

the whole damn dinner!

Yes. Okay, okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Hi, honey.

How you doing?

I am so, so, so sorry

that I'm so late

and that I missed everything.

You know,

it's a really long story

with a lot

of really extreme variables

and, you know, I just --

I don't know if you would be

responsive to them,

but, um, it was very rude of me,

and it'll

never happen again.

Honey,

don't worry about it.

You know,

mistakes happen.

We just hope

you got something eat.

We understand.

Thank you. Yeah.

I'm fine.

Good.

Okay.

Hey, Dory.

Hi.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey.

Hey, Kara.

Hi.

Um, I'm also sorry

that I haven't responded

to your Facebook posts.

Pbht!

I totally get it.

Totally good.

So, it all makes sense.

I mean, this cult is

some kind of weird,

like, birthy pregnancy club.

Hey.

And they all gather up.

Hey.

What?

The door's unlocked.

Did you not lock it

when you left?

No, I definitely

locked it, Dory.

What? Hold on.

Hello?

Hello? Dory. Dory.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

All right,

I'm gonna call 911.

Stay there.

[ Breathing heavily ]

It's the cult, Drew.

I gave them my name,

and now they know where we live.

It's them.

It's them, for sure.

♪♪