Original subtitles

There's a beeping sound

that if --

if a car gets too close,

you'll hear a beep.

Don't panic.

It's just alerting you.

Okay.

So, Gail, thank you again

so, so, so much.

Uh, I promise we'll take

good care of it, okay?

Yeah, absolutely.

Of course!

I'm just glad

it gets to see the world

instead of sulking in this

garage all weekend, like me.

[ Laughs nervously ]

We'll have it back

by tonight.

Gail gets it.

It's the "under-30 club"

in this car tonight.

No!

No old people!

No.

No, you're not old.

It's -- It's, uh,

it's actually not even that

that, like, fun a trip.

We're going to

a vigil, so...

Oh, I don't

want to go.

Right.

I just don't

have anything to do.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Dory: God, they're all

dressed up, huh?

Hi!

Hey, guys!

I have to sit in the front.

I'm so sorry.

I just, you know,

my equilibrium,

I will -- I'll throw up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Thank you. Thank you. Hi!

Hey, Portia.

Hey, Drewski.

What's up?

You guys know this isn't,

like, a fancy

cocktail party, right?

Dory,

look me in the eye

and tell me you know

what to wear to a vigil.

Exactly.

Oh, my God.

This lumbar support --

it's so good

for my back.

I got penetrated

last night.

Nice.

[ Giggles ]

♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

Dora: "Happy families

are all alike.

Every unhappy family

is unhappy in its own way."

Aww!

Okay...

Chantal highlighted that.

Isn't that compelling?

Isn't that the first line

of the book?

I mean, like, why would you have

to highlight the first line?

I don't know.

Maybe it just, like,

spoke to her.

It's gonna be interesting

to see who's there, you know,

and who's not there,

and who's upset,

who's not upset.

Elliott: Mm-hmm.

Dory, are you gonna

give a speech

about the one-and-only

interaction

you ever had

with Chantal?

Uh, yeah, I was.

Do you want to come up with me

and talk about how much

you thought she sucked?

Yeah, I do.

You guys know that

Elliott's only going to this

because Leslie

owes him $20, right?

And I'm gonna

get it back.

How'd that happen?

Okay, so senior year,

we went ice skating,

and, um, somehow Leslie

got a whiff of our plans.

And it was cash-only,

everyone knew that.

And she was, like,

"Can you pay for me?"

And she was like,

"You know, I'll pay you back,

I'll pay you back,

I'll pay you back."

I'm like, "Sure, honey."

Anyway, the point is,

smash cut to five years later,

there's no money,

and I'm gonna lift

the curse tonight.

Wow.

That's stealing.

Thank you.

Portia:

[ Exhales sharply ]

Okay, remember,

if we see Kimsey Gordon,

tell her about

"Surviving Essex."

Elliott: Oh, I'm ready.

Trust me.

[ Giggles ]

And make sure that she knows

that I'm series recurring.

I don't think

she's gonna care about

the specifics of the contract,

you know?

Yes, Elliott,

but she still talks to Bella.

It's gonna destroy Bella.

You guys, be quiet. Shh.

Shh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Jesus Christ, we know.

[ Sarcastically ]

Thanks, Mom.

♪♪

[ Violin plays somber song ]

Candles for Chantal.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

God, it's so sad

they didn't get, like,

real candles for her.

I think it's touching,

you know?

Yeah, me too.

I mean,

we're, like, community.

It's hard to, like --

Hey, baby,

who is that?

Oh! Hi.

It's Agnes Cho.

She was in our dorm

freshman year.

Yeah, she's the one always

hanging it over everyone's heads

that she works with apes.

Agnes: Hi, guys!

Oh, my God. Hey, girl!

[ Chuckles ]

It's so good to see you.

It's just so sad that

it has to be under

these circumstances.

I know.

Thank you so much for coming.

Of course.

I'm surprised

to see you guys,

but I know Chantal

would be so happy

to know

you were here for her.

Of course.

Yeah.

When was the last time

that you --

that you saw her?

That's the worst part.

I haven't seen her

in weeks.

We kept trying to get it

together to watch a IMAX,

but I kept canceling

because of work.

-Mm.

-Yikes.

I work with apes

at Bronx zoo.

Oh, cool.

Sometimes

I love my job so much,

it just gets in the way

of everything else.

Me, too. I feel that same way

about my job as well.

[ Sighs ]

I'm sorry.

Do you remember

Drew and Portia?

Um, hello?

How could I forget Drew?

[ Laughs ]

Huh?

What?

Oh, please.

Don't act like

you don't remember

Chantal's big crush

on you.

I thought

you didn't know her.

I -- Yeah, I don't.

And do you remember me?

Yes.

Good.

[ Violin music plays ]

So, you really

don't remember anything

about Chantal having

a crush on you, really?

I mean, for real,

and I feel bad saying this,

especially here,

but, like,

I don't remember her at all.

Drew,

did you kill Chantal?

[ Chuckles ]

No.

[ Snorts ]

It's fine if you did.

I'm so sorry.

I'd be on your side.

No,

I didn't kill Chantal.

We'd like to thank everyone

so much

for coming out tonight

for Chantal.

Ohh.

The amount of love

and compassion...

You guys,

her mom looks so sad.

...that you have shown us

in this last week has --

It's been extraordinary.

I'm gonna tell

the parents.

Oh, no. I don't think

that's a very good idea.

No, it's just -- how can I

let them mourn like that

when I know

that she's still alive?

Don't worry about that.

Okay.

I think

you should tell them

Also, I've been asked

to announce

some hashtags

for tonights vigil.

Uh...

"Pound sign

come home Chantal,"

and "Pound sign [Sniffs]

I am Chantal."

Uh...

All right.

Hi.

I'm Kathryn Witherbottom,

Chantal's sister.

She disappeared

the day of my bridal shower.

I sent her out

for cupcakes, and...

[ Voice breaking ]

And it's my fault.

I should have just let her

enjoy the day.

[ Sobs ]

Emotions running high tonight,

understandably.

Uh, hello.

I'm Ted,

Kathryn's fiancé.

Chantal was like

a little sister to me.

Woman: Is.

[ All murmur ]

Right, of course, "Is."

And he's the one

who killed Chantal.

Anyway, uh...

I mean --

now we have a -- a very

special performance

from Chantal's

college a cappella group

the Choral Fixation.

Both:

Five, six, seven, eight

♪ Here's the thing,

we started out friends ♪

♪ It was cool,

but it was all pretend ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

♪ And all you'd ever

hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I pictured me

with you ♪

♪ That's all you'd ever

hear me say ♪

♪ But since you've been gone,

Chantal ♪

Mnh-mnh. No.

♪ I can't breathe

for the first time ♪

I actually can't hide it.

That's not okay.

...be nice.

That's insane.

♪ I'm not moving on,

Chantal ♪

♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ I can't get what I want ♪

♪ Since you've been gone ♪

♪ Chantal ♪

Bitch owes me $20.

[ Light applause ]

[ Piano music plays ]

That was taken minutes before

she jumped off a bridge.

Mm.

We were

vacationing in Maine,

and Chantal found

this little brochure

for bungee jumping.

Oh.

Couldn't get it

out of her head,

so I took my little girl

bungee jumping.

[ Inhales sharply ]

Did she...

Did you --

Did you like it?

I'm glad

I had the experience.

Mm-hmm.

It turned out to be

a little too much for Chantal.

She, uh, got whiplash,

stayed in bed

for the rest of the trip

blaming me

for the whole thing.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Hm.

Well,

it was nice meeting you.

Oh, you know, I'm sorry.

Can I just --

Can I ask you something?

Um, just, um, have you heard

anything from the police?

No.

Unfortunately nothing yet.

No?

They haven't told you

if anyone's come in

and shared a story or...

I'm sorry?

Um, Bob? Excuse me.

I hate to bother you,

but, uh, there's a car

blocking Susan's car.

It's a white Volvo.

Do -- do you know

who's it is?

Uh,

that's Janet Sunberry.

Thank you for coming.

Sure.

No, um, it's more of

a charity project,

kind of a grassroots

coalition type of thing.

After the cancer,

I felt like

I had to pay the world back,

if that makes any sense?

I'm sorry.

You know about my history

with cancer, right,

you know?

Yes,

and you're so brave.

Oh, thank you so much,

but you don't

have to say that.

Anyway, we're making

these designer water bottles,

and for every one

that we sell in the States,

we're actually gonna give one

to one of the African villages

in need, so...

So -- I'm sorry.

But obviously

the problem in Africa

is not that they don't

have water bottles.

It's, like,

that they don't have water.

Believe me, I know.

And we will also

always set aside

a percentage

of our proceeds,

and some of that

we're gonna share

with the villages, Leslie,

so...

So, like, a percentage

of the percentage?

Okay, see,

I actually love this,

because it's all about,

like, starting a conversation,

creating dialogue,

like, beginning to talk.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

How you holding up?

I'm very sad.

Yeah, it's sad.

So, I'm sorry.

What -- What do you do?

Oh, I'm an actress.

I knew it! I knew it.

I was -- I was gonna say

actress or model.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

I think you really

stand out in this crowd.

[ Giggles ] Yeah, I know.

Drew:

Wait, so what's the difference

between apes and monkeys?

Agnes: Were you joking?

Yeah.

Excuse me for one sec.

For sure.

Sorry about that.

No, it's just --

I understand.

[ Both laugh ]

Hey, Julian.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

It's a little hypocritical

that you're here,

don't you think?

Okay, okay.

Before you start,

I am only here

because Gabe made me come.

And you remember him,

he was actual friend

of Chantal's?

Okay, you know,

Gabe was friends with everybody.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you know that.

Hey.

Hey!

Hey.

I got the Venmo

for the dry cleaning.

Thanks.

Good. Good.

Good, good, good, good.

[ Clears throat ]

This house is crazy, huh?

It's so nice.

This is awkward.

Oh, come on.

No, we can all hang out.

It's fine.

No.

I mean, the fact

that I'm at this vigil

for a girl

that I don't even know.

I feel like

I'm intruding.

Yeah, it is weird.

It's almost like, um,

"What are we doing here?"

Now you're making me

feel bad.

I don't do anything

to help people.

Oh...

Oh, my God.

Don't even worry about it.

I am.

I go to every

town hall meeting that I can.

That's an incredible start,

Leslie.

But you could also, um...

I mean,

go with me here --

You could also donate $20

to, like, my charity.

I will think about it.

You have to.

I play

a frisky rookie cop

named Courtney Garcia

with super sensitive

hearing.

Wow!

I love -- I love how on TV

the -- the cops

are always hot.

Right.

Well, everyone on the show

is very attractive.

Mm.

So, let me ask you.

What's it like to, um,

have to do a sex scene?

I mean, do you ever...

get turned on,

or do you feel like it's just

a day at the office, right?

Hi.

Hey, babe.

Babe, we're just

talking about

what a nightmare

this whole situation is.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry this is...

Hi, I'm Portia.

Miranda, Chuck's wife.

Hi, it's nice to meet --

You have pretty hair.

Oh.

How do you guys

know Chantal?

She was our nanny.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

This sucks fro you guys.

It's a tough night.

Yeah.

Speaking of, should we go

check on the kids, babe?

I think so.

Yeah.

Do your thing.

Okay.

Bye.

Take care. Okay.

Yes, goodbye.

Um, I-I'm right downtown

if, you know,

you're ever around.

Okay.

I've been trying to reach

Jane Goodall recently,

and she's really

hard to find.

I can imagine. Yeah.

I, like, e-mailed.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I e-mailed, like, this e-mail

on her website,

and I, like, messaged

all the message boards,

but no one's

getting back to me.

I mean, like --

Agnes, I'm sorry.

Um, is that, uh,

Chantal's boyfriend?

[ Cellphone vibrates ]

Hang on.

Gavin, right?

Oh, ex-boyfriend.

They broke up

a couple months ago.

Oh.

Do you know

what happened?

No,

but it was sudden.

I thought they were

gonna get married.

Hmm.

She didn't tell you

anything else about,

like, what happened

between them, or...

You know, she didn't really

talk about things like that.

I mean, I'm super open about

talking about my feelings

and sex and stuff,

but she wasn't like that.

I guess

people are different.

So, I see you and Dory

are still a thing.

Yeah,

I didn't take your advice.

Hey, do --

Julian? Oh, my God.

You look fucking amazing!

[ Giggles ]

Uh, random question --

Are you still writing for any

of those media outlets?

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes.

Yeah.

Why, what' sup?

Hmm?

Oh, I was just --

This is so gross.

Are you open

to hearing a new pitch?

Do you want to talk, or --

No, but go ahead.

I don't want you

e-mailing me.

Okay, um, you know

when you're thirsty...

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

♪♪

Excuse me,

Mrs. Witherbottom.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Um, my name's Dory.

I went to school with Chantal,

and, um,

I wanted to tell you

that, um, I saw her.

I saw your daughter...

What?

...at a Chinese restaurant.

You had dinner with her?

When?

No, I-I wasn't with her,

but I-I tried to talk to her,

and she left this book

at the restaurant.

Chantal

hates Chinese food.

She wasn't eating,

really.

She was just there, and --

I don't understand.

Was --

Was this in college?

Is this a book

from college?

No, no.

Um, I want to tell you

that she's out there.

She's alive.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Where -- Where is she?

Okay.

What are you saying?

That I --

Do you -- Do you know

where she is?

[ Voice breaking ]

No, not exactly.

You don't know

No, but I saw her.

Where is she?!

She was in Flushing

when I saw her.

Hey -- Hey, this woman

hasn't slept in days.

Give her some space.

I was just trying

to tell her something.

And what is your name.

Dory.

But I-I-I saw something.

I'm just trying to tell her

what I saw.

Then call the hotline

or tell the cops.

It's not helpful

for you to be harassing

a grieving mother, okay?

I have information,

and I'm just trying to help her.

Well, you want to help?

Yeah.

Why don't you go around

and clean up

some of the disposable plates

that people

have been leaving everywhere?

That would be

very helpful.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

That was so messed up.

I mean, what an asshole,

right?

And now he's, like,

hovering around them,

so I can't even, like,

talk to the dad.

Dory,

I think we should go.

I feel like people

are looking at us.

What am I supposed to do?

I mean, it's not like

I came all the way out

here for nothing.

Elliott:

Dory -- I'm so sorry.

Julian was asking to do,

like, a profile piece

on me and, like,

the whole water bottle venture,

and I'm just wondering if,

like, is that weird?

That's not what at all

what happened, but okay.

What, Elliott?

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Could you try and help me

with this situation right now,

please.

Okay, you want a suspect?

That guy.

What?

Yeah, Chantal used to nanny

for him and his wife,

and now he wants to...

[Pops mouth]

...with

[clicks tongue]

What?

Okay, similar colors

to Chantal?

Sorry, he killed her.

Stop saying "Killed," okay?

She's alive.

Dory, seriously,

I don't want to be here anymore.

Portia:

I want to go, too.

It's disrespectful.

There's nothing suspicious

going on.

This is just

a sad, sad thing

that happened to some gal.

So, can we go?

Okay.

Okay?

Yeah, fine.

I-I'll meet you guys outside.

I'm just gonna get my coat.

Gavin: There we go.

Enjoying the three-ring circus,

my man?

Um...

I'm sorry?

Chantal doesn't

deserve all this.

You know,

she's not even dead.

Oh, is that so?

Girl disappears

for a moment,

everyone acts

like she's a saint.

I never saw her

walk on water.

I know you.

Yeah. I think we went

to school together.

You used to swim laps?

Yeah. Um, I used to.

Yeah --

Yeah, you had good form.

Ah, that's sweet of you.

[ Chuckles ]

Julian: Hey, Dory!

We're heading out.

Dory: Oh, okay.

Hey, hang --

hang in there, Gabe.

Hey, I heard that you think

you saw Chantal.

I did. I did see her.

You should talk to someone

about that.

Yeah, trust me,

I'm trying.

No, no, no, no.

I mean, you should talk

to someone professional.

I have some names

if you need a rec.

Do you mean like a shrink?

No, I'm --

I'm fine, Julian.

I don't even have insurance,

so it doesn't...

You should really

get insurance.

Okay, goodnight. Bye.

All right. Good night.

Yeah.

♪♪

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

[ Music box plays ]

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

Where are you, Chantal?

♪ Oohh oohh ♪

What are you doing

in my room?

Oh! Sorry.

I...I was looking

for the bathroom,

and I -- I'm sorry.

I thought this was

Chantal's room.

Is that my sweater?

Oh, is it? I'm sorry.

Yeah, I don't -- Great.

Yeah, than--

Thanks for this tonight.

It was -- Okay, bye.

Ohh, I'm going to

the bathroom now.

Sorry!

So, why are you here?

Oh, my, uh, girlfriend Dory

knew Chantal.

Okay.

I remember her.

Girl with the hair?

Yeah, um, that's the one.

And Chantal's

your girlfriend?

No.

Oh, sorry.

I thought somebody inside

had said that you guys

were dating.

Yeah, well,

we were dating...

till we weren't.

Well, relationships

are hard, so...

This whole thing's been

one nightmare after another.

The cops and the press

ask me question after question.

I don't even have a moment

to myself to rub one out.

Cool, well,

hang in there, pal.

I should probably go

find my girlfriend Dory,

so I think I'm gonna --

Those little people

in that house in there,

they think that I have

dynamite strapped to my chest

and they're all waiting

for it to go off.

You know, well, I've had it

up to here with them!

What?! Huh?! Huh?!

What's your proof, huh?

Yeah, Darlene!

What's your fucking proof?!

Good stuff. Hang in there.

I'm actually --

Good to see you.

I'm gonna take off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Safe travels, man.

Nice to see you, too.

Absolutely.

Really good to see you.

Good luck.

Yeah.

Best of luck

with everything.

♪♪

Portia: [ Laughs ]

Okay, so I have

all the hot goss

on the a cappella girls.

Yes!

I want to hear everything.

Okay, so, Leslie...

Uh-huh?

...she maced her girlfriend

in February.

I'm not kidding.

What?

And she's gonna

go to prison for it.

♪♪

♪♪

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