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♪♪

[ Synth-pop music plays ]

Chantal?

Chantal?!

[ Siren wails in distance ]

I'll save you 400 pages.

She dies at the end.

♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

♪ Fluent seamen rig

their rudders so they'll ♪

Dory, she's dead. They found

a blouse in the woods

soaked in her own blood.

No, I know that.

But I saw her

after the blouse was found.

So she's alive!

Dory, maybe it's possible

you just saw someone

that really, really

looked like her.

Yeah, like the time I thought

that roller coaster operator

was Matt Damon.

I know how you feel,

'cause I felt so stupid.

That's not what this is,

okay?

I know I saw her.

Now, you guys, you just have to

believe me on this one.

I'm telling you the truth.

Okay, but don't you think

it's kind of crazy

that the moment you become

obsessed with this girl,

you just magically

run into her?

I'm not obsessed.

And I'm not crazy.

I didn't say you were crazy,

Dory.

Well, it was implied.

Okay, yeah, why don't we

just use our inside voices?

Okay.

Dory, no one

thinks you're crazy.

I think what El is just

really trying to say is...

you saw her.

Okay, sure, sounds good.

You know what?

I mean, you don't

have to believe me.

Fine. I mean, the only people

who have to believe me

are the police.

Dory, I just said

I believe you.

I know what I saw.

I know what I saw. And you guys

weren't there, so...

You know, you're absolutely

right. I was not there.

I haven't been to Flushing

since that guy on Craigslist

paid me

to throw candy at him.

Mm. Flushing.

I thought that you said

you were in Chinatown.

No, I said I was at

a Chinese restaurant.

Yeah,

Chinese restaurant, cool.

In Flushing.

In Flushing.

In Flushing.

Thank you.

Thank you, Elliott.

Ooh, in Flushing.

Well, good to see everybody.

Drew,

where are you going?

Mm, where am I going, yeah.

Actually, I think

I'm gonna go to Flushing.

Yeah, I hear Flushing's awesome

this time of year,

so I'll probably be there.

Can you just wait?

No.

See you guys.

Elliott,

Julian lives in Flushing.

Oh, no.

Did they not pay?

Drew?

What, Dory?

What? [ Scoffs ]

Are you --

What?

Are you mad at me

or something?

I don't know.

You know what?

I don't know about anything

anymore.

Yesterday, you scream at me

in the middle of the street

when I'm just trying

to be nice,

and then you go hang out

with your ex-boyfriend?

Okay, yes,

I saw Julian.

Cool.

Okay, but don't make a thing

out of this. Nothing happened.

You know I would never --

Then why lie?

Why would you lie?

I didn't lie.

I just didn't say it.

Oh.

Okay, I really feel like

you're just trying

to find a reason

to be mad at me.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Would you have ever yelled at

Julian the way you yelled at me?

Oh.

I am sorry

I yelled at you.

Cool. Well,

it's not about the yelling.

Okay?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Scoffs ]

I got to go to work.

So I thought it would be,

you know,

pretty valuable information

to let you know

that she's still alive.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

And when was the last time

you saw her before last night?

Six years, which I know

sounds like a long time,

but, you know, it doesn't feel

that way with social media now.

Okay. Well,

thanks for coming in.

Okay. I mean, is that it?

What happens now?

Oh, we wait

and hope for the best.

Wait and hope?

We'll do the best we can.

But she's an adult,

and if what you say is true,

I'm sure she's aware

people are looking for her

and she'll come home.

But she needs help.

And if she calls me,

I'll be happy to help her.

Okay.

Well, I guess, uh...

I'll just let you get back

to shooting black teens,

'cause that's obviously

all you do.

Whoa! What the hell

did you just say to me?!

I'm sorry.

Sorry, I realize that that was

a very big thing to say,

and I-I didn't mean it.

You obviously

just work behind a desk.

You know what?

Get the fuck out of my office.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry.

[ Water runs ]

[ Sighs, clears throat ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

Damn it.

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sniffles ]

Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah.

[ Scoffs ]

Police are useless.

I feel like I spent

the last hour talking to a wall.

[ Water runs ]

I mean, it's like,

how many people come in here

and tell you they actually saw

their missing friend?

They didn't even care.

Wait. I'm sorry --

Who's your missing friend?

Um, Chantal Witherbottom.

Are you kidding me?

I saw her, too.

[ Gasps ]

She was gone.

I mean, I looked

in every direction,

and I yelled for her,

and nothing.

So if you saw her at 10:30,

that must have been, like,

right after I saw her.

Yeah.

How do you,

uh, know Chantal?

Oh,

through family matters.

Oh.

Yeah, she was always there

for me.

God...

I'm so happy that

I bumped into you.

And, you know, 'cause...

I -- I was starting

to doubt myself there.

Dory...

it's called fate.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

The fire had blocked all

the exits on our floor,

and the snack room

was engulfed in flames.

Now, I had two options --

wet my shirt

with my chai latte,

which I was enjoying,

and used it as a damp mask

to breath through,

or run to the elevators

and wait for it to arrive.

Well, considering that I'm

standing here before you today,

which one do you think

I chose?

[ Laughter ]

Hey, intern,

put the phone away.

Okay, let's talk

fire extinguishers.

By a show of hands,

how many of you think

there are two fire extinguishers

on this floor?

How many of you think

there are three?

I think there's three.

How many of you

think there are four?

-I'll go four.

You're all wrong.

There are seven.

Whoa.

Okay, now we'll talk about axes

for a while.

The blood spatter is typical,

Lieutenant.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

But...

the interesting thing here

is...

well,

come see for yourself.

I'm assuming

that's not paint.

[ Chuckles ]

No, ma'am.

That red there,

that is blood.

They say a great artist

is willing to die for her work.

The question is, is she willing

to die for someone else's?

And cut.

[ Bell rings ]

That was so good.

You're so good.

Look, I'm just learning --

Good job, everyone.

Let's just do one more

from the top.

[ British accent ]

Do we have to?

I think we've got it.

There was a boom shadow,

so, yeah,

we got to do another one.

[ Scoffs ] Can't we

just fix it in post

like we do

with Elana's arm fat?

Sorry, so should I --

Um, I'm sorry...

[ Indistinct talking ]

You're such a good writer.

Oh, thanks.

Was that sort of what you were

looking for when you wrote it?

Yeah.

You make my job easy.

Really?

Okay. Thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, can I ask you kind of like

a writery question?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Okay. Hypothetical.

If there was a missing girl

and the police,

like, found her blouse

and it had blood on it,

would you, being an accomplished

crime writer,

assume that that means

that she's dead?

I mean, are we talking

about a good show?

About real life?

Then, yeah, I'd say

she's probably dead.

[ Gasps ]

That's what I've been thinking

the whole time.

[ Pop music playing softly,

bell rings ]

Hi. Excuse me, do you have these

in a sma--

Oh, my God.

Mark, this is insane.

I had no idea

you were working today.

Why wouldn't I be?

[ Laughs ]

You're hilarious.

Uh-huh.

Um, here, walk with me

while I try these one.

How was your weekend,

by the way?

Oh, so lovely.

Luke took me

to the Cloisters

because his aunt

is the horticulturist there.

So she wanted to show us

the corn poppies.

His family

are such flower nerds.

It's kind of adorable.

Hand me those.

Okay.

It's actually insane

that you say that,

because I had most incredible

orgasm last night.

Do you remember those guys

Lilo and Kotto?

They used to be in charge

of those, like, Wednesday

night things.

Do you remember that?

Mm.

Anyway, one thing

led to another,

and I ended up having

a threesome with them

at the Transportation Museum,

essentially by accident.

What do you think

of these?

I think

What are you doing

tonight?

I'm sort of deciding

between three things.

Mm-mm. I heard about a party

that I'm throwing.

Oh, really?

What is it?

It's at Ramona's,

just a few friends.

Nothing elaborate.

Well, then, I guess I am now

deciding between four things.

[ Chuckles ]

There was no way in hell that

I was gonna show up to work

with my forehead stained

with pink dye like a lunatic.

[ Both laugh ]

I mean, could you imagine me

bossing people around like that?

No.

So where do you

boss people around?

Oh. I'm a head Realtor

at T.W. Brownway.

I don't know how acquainted

you are with the, uh, company,

but it's pretty high-end.

I really love my job,

I do.

It's my calling.

Yeah?

What do you do?

Oh, I, uh...

I work as an assistant, um,

to a lady who's married.

Oh.

It's pretty meaningless.

I'm just tired of things

that don't matter.

Yes.

There is literally

a person out there right now

who is begging for help

but is too scared to ask for it.

You're right.

Chantal is in danger.

What?

Yes.

And...

We can't talk about this

here.

Let's go to my place.

Okay.

Hey, buddy. Um, they got my name

wrong at the thing,

so they gave me

an extra milkshake.

Uh, I want to be clear, I didn't

get this for you or anything,

but if you want do want it,

you can take --

No, no, no, no, it's good.

It's -- I'm good.

But, actually, can we walk

in this direction?

I need to head uptown.

Aye, aye, captain.

[ Chuckles ]

Great.

Yeah, so it's a pretty nice

neighborhood, uh, overall,

minus the construction.

It's kind of grotesque to cover

up this beautiful architecture

with scaffolding, you know?

I mean, scaffolding, although

it isn't dangerous, is so ugly.

I mean,

there's got to be --

Dude, I'm sorry,

but can we actually start

talking about Dory?

I mean, that is why

you wanted to meet up.

I just find all this small-talk

pretty unnecessary.

Yeah, yeah.

Awesome.

No, we can switch gears to that

if that's what you want.

[ Sighs ] So?

Yeah, so, um...

All right.

I guess I just wanted

to, um, say that...

I'm not very comfortable with

Dory hanging out at your place

like that.

Okay.

Is that it?

Are you sure that's all

you wanted to ask me?

Yeah.

You don't want to ask me

if I slept with Dory?

No, go ahead.

Go ahead, ask me.

[ Sighs ]

Did you?

[ Laughs ]

Hey, is that a yes or a no,

Julian?

Come on, dude,

look at yourself.

You are standing

in the middle of the street

with two milkshakes talking to

your girlfriend's ex-lover.

That seems pretty pathetic.

I don't think it's pathetic.

I actually think it's mature.

And also I'm holding this

'cause it's a mistake!

I didn't get two milkshakes

on purpose.

I didn't fuck Dory.

Cool.

Thanks for not

fucking my girlfriend.

Yeah.

You know what? Actually,

I think I'm the one

who's being the adult

about this.

Whoa, whoa!

Really?!

Okay.

Sorry about that. Oh.

I'm sorry I'm making you walk

so far in those cute shoes.

Where did you get them?

I'm always on the lookout

for the best things.

Uh, uh, I don't know.

You know, Dory, um...

we actually passed my building

about 10 blocks ago.

Oh.

I'm probably

being paranoid,

but I'd rather be paranoid

than stupid.

Paranoid about what?

Are -- are we

being followed?

Don't be so obvious,

okay?

Is it him?

Stop.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

We don't want people to know

that we're suspicious.

Who? I-Is it the same people

who are after Chantal?

You know they

broke into my building?

Replaced half

of my electronics.

They didn't steal them,

they replaced them

as if I wouldn't

freakin' notice.

What? Why?

You know, Dory,

they own the most prestigious

buildings in Midtown.

Who?

Is it your real-estate company?

I don't know if you want to

go down that road, Dory.

I mean,

you already know too much.

Okay, that guy's still

walking this way.

Shit.

Quick! Let's go into that bodega

for a second.

[ Middle Eastern music plays ]

Just buy a couple of waters

or something.

You, out!

What?

You, out, out,

out, out, out!

Excuse me.

Not you.

You can never come in here.

How dare you

talk to me this way!

Your friend is crazy.

Get her out of here, please!

What?

No, I am not, Dory.

I've never even met this man.

This is the first time I've even

stepped foot in this bodega.

You know me.

She comes in here

every week

and make a huge mess

and yell at everyone.

What did you just say about me,

you freaking rat?!

Get out. I am calling

the police. Get out!

Hey!

I am a paying customer.

You cannot call the freakin'

police on me, you fucking rat!

I'm a rat, you're a damn pig!

You get out!

A pig?

What is your name?!

You don't need to

know my name.

What is your name?!

You don't need to

know my name.

Who is your manager?!

I am the manager!

I know my rights!

See, I'm right here.

You're not the manager!

I am --

right here, right now.

You don't even know

how to speak English!

Okay, so I finally get aboard

the yacht when it hits me.

I'm like, "Okay, this weekend

is gonna be literally just me

and, like, three very famous

pro wrestlers."

Of course, I've never

heard any of their names.

[ Both laugh ]

'Cause I'm Jewish.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

Hang tight

while I attend to sabotage.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hi.

Hey.

How was your day?

Um...weird.

It was weird.

Hey, hey, hey! Hi.

Oh, hi!

[ Smooching ]

Hey!

Hi. Oh, hey, Drew.

Oh, my gosh,

how was your day?

It was okay.

Mine was so good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It was the first day

of my new show.

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe I was struggling

with my inferiority complex

all day because I was there,

and I was like,

"I'm good at this."

Right.

I know, I always --

I always tell you that.

The flight attendant

'cause she's, like, obsessed

with getting something

out of her shoe.

And the only thing

I could think to do --

Silence, silence!

Just one second.

I'm just gonna --

Shh!

Wrap that up.

I'll finish it.

Wrap that up.

I'll tell you later.

Okay.

We're gonna order --

Whoa!

Yeah.

We've ordered a few nibbles,

um, maybe some olives,

a cheese plate if you guys

are excited about that.

Um, but right now,

I want to take this moment

to thank all of you

and say that I love everyone

that I invited here tonight.

Uh, some of you,

I've know for years...

Whoo!

Some of you,

I've never met at all.

No, we've met.

We haven't met.

Uh, so not to get too intimate,

um...

but when I was in high school,

I was diagnosed with

Stage 4 lymphoma.

And it was frightening,

and it was disturbing,

and it was beautiful.

And I learned to take friendship

very seriously, okay,

because the greatest lesson I

learned in that entire time...

is that you can't fight a war

alone.

[ Voice breaking ]

You need an army.

[ Chuckles ]

So I celebrate life tonight.

Even if that means throwing

a party for no reason at all.

I love you guys.

You are my chosen family.

Okay? Especially you, Mark.

My boyfriend.

Come here.

Can we just talk

for one second?

Look, about the Julian stuff,

I just want to apologize.

You really don't have to,

I promise.

I -- I don't know why

I didn't tell you.

I-I really should have.

Now, just hear me out,

all right?

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry, and I want to let

you know I trust you so much.

And I'm not gonna freak out

again or get jealous --

Dory!

Eight and a half, right?

W-What are you doing here?

We got to get these on and get

out of here as soon as possible.

Who are all these people?

You didn't tell them anything,

did you?

No.

Hi, I'm Drew.

I'm Dory's boyfriend.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Drew.

Very nice to meet you.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Are you guys

going together?

Yeah, we date.

Yeah?

Did you have sex yet?

Yeah.

Dory, who is this?

Why is this man

looking at my breasts?

I'm not looking

at your breasts.

You were totally

looking at my breasts.

I'm absolutely not

looking at your breasts.

Dory, this man is sick.

He's the Prince of Darkness.

You can tell by

those black eyes.

My eyes are as blue as the sea,

so...

Here's cheese, you guys.

[ Screams ]

[ All screaming ]

Let go of her!

Get away!

Oh, my God!

Let's go!

No, no, no.

No, no, I'm not with her.

They're after me!

Sir!

No,

they're after you, too!

Oh, my god!

[ Sobbing ]

My God, I'm still shaking.

I'm fully shaking, look.

Just breathe through it, babe.

Just breathe.

Hey, who was she talking about

when she said they're after you?

Who knows?

I mean, she's psychotic.

You know, she said

she knew stuff about Chantal.

Obviously, she didn't.

She just made it all up.

But, I, like,

I wanted to believe it,

'cause I, like, wanted it

to be real or something.

I should go to the hospital,

right?

I could be hurt, and I

probably don't know it.

You know what I mean?

Could be

really fucking hurt.

No, she's just --

She's probably dead.

She's probably just dead.

You said you saw her.

Mm.

If you said you saw her,

she's alive.

No, I think I'm crazy

and she's dead.

Dory, don't say that.

You're not crazy.

I promise you're not crazy.

I believe you.

You know, I think that if --

if you think that you saw her,

then I think

you definitely saw her.

Thanks.

But I got to say, let it...

let it all go.

I mean,

all things considered,

it does sound like you

had a really cool day.

Is your wrist okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's fine.

[ Sighs ] You gonna be up

a little longer?

Yeah,

just a little bit.

Okay.

Till like 4:00 A.M.,

or what?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Oh.

Brush your teeth.

Gavin:

Okay, it's on, go.

Hey, everyone!

It's me -- Chantal!

Um, I was challenged by my

sister, Catherine Witherbottom,

to do

the ice bucket challenge.

And I nominate Gavin Rolf!

[ Laughs ]

Just do it!

Okay.

[ Screams ]

[ Pop music plays ]

Dory: [ Shuddering ]

Okay.

♪ Mm ♪

♪ I lie awake at night ♪

May I sit next to you,

sweetheart?

Sure.

♪ Lights of flesh and bites ♪

♪ She said, "Go, go, go" ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

♪ You should go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go ♪