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You're that girl I knew you were.

You are a fucking shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000 if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass to the competition

where legendary queens are back

to snatch a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens have the power officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And, girl, if you're not watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting half the story.

RuPaul: Shea Couleé.

Blair St. Clair.

You are both safe.

You may leave the stage.graphic

At this point in the competition,

I'm not really pulling ahead of the pack like I had hoped.

I was in the bottom last week, and now I'm just safe,

and that's not really where you wanna be.

I'm so happy that I'm safe.

Obviously I want to win a challenge,

but this challenge was really difficult

because I'm not known for being funny.

So I'm happy to survive.

Queens walking.

Re-po Untucked cameras to the werkroom.

Copy.

Send the queens in three, two, one.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't have any words right now.

I'm just, like, on another planet.

Oh, my gosh, let's see if I can sit down.

I just noticed your little bird earrings.

-Yeah, they're so cute. -They're so cute.

How are you feeling?

Oh, my gosh, can I tell you?

Yeah, girl, tell me

while I sit over here and water my plants.

-Oh, yes! -What's going on?

Pull up a chair.

Ooh! Yeah.

I am really, like, really glad that I'm sitting here right now,

because I was shaking in my boots a little bit.

Improv was not something that I was known for on my season.

But it's something

that I've become so much more comfortable with and confident,

and I was really excited to do this challenge.

I was a little annoyed, though,

because RuPaul assigned the parts,

and, like, assigned me to be,

like, the bitchy high school teenage girl.

And, like, I wanna be taken seriously.

I don't want people to look at me

and be like, "Oh, you're not fierce

because you come across as, like, youthful."

What, did you wanna play the mom?

-I was into it! -[laughs]

I was open for options.

I'm wondering. Am I being typecast?

[wails]

It's all right, honey. It's all right, it's all right.

She ruined my life!

You ruined my daughter's life.

We were in there, and there was...

overhead lighting!

How dare you!

I promise, America, I am not a young, bitchy girl!

I'm fun!

I'm a nice-- I'm a good person!

Last week was definitely rocky.

I was super shocked to be in the bottom.

I was shocked you were in the bottom.

And this week, to be perfectly honest,

I'm disappointed to be safe.

I really felt strongly about what Alexis and I did.

-It's lying! -Aah!

Oh, there you have it!

It's a pillow!

This girl--

[gasps]

She's a fake, too!

You know, she's out there,

and I'm hoping for my teammate that she's in the top.

-Right. -But there is this piece of me

that's, like, "Why not me, though?"

Because I felt like we both really did a good job,

equally contributing to making that scene successful.

Oh, absolutely.

So I guess landing safe is positive reinforcement enough,

so I need to just take what I'm given and be grateful.

That's actually really exciting.

Yeah.

We had so much fun.

But I've still been trying to figure out

how Alexis is playing this game,

because there's still, like, that moment

of her choosing my lipstick last week,

which just had me, like,

really start to look at her differently.

Right.

Hey, I understand

that, you know, you say that you couldn't vote for Mariah,

but it wasn't just me and Mariah that were in the bottom.

There was another choice,

and you specifically chose to single me out and pick me

even though compared to the other two,

I have performed better in the competition.

The way Alexis is playing the game...

do you trust her?

I'm still going into everything with an open heart,

but I would be lying

if there wasn't a little bit of a guard up,

just for safety, you know?

After the scene went so well, I oddly feel closer to Alexis.

But it's a Band-Aid on the wound of the vote.

I still don't know exactly what you're gonna do, so I'm still--

I know what I'm getting into.

I'm, like, just, like, ready with my Vaseline.

In case she tries something, I can slip off and be, like, oh.

Absolutely.

Is the wound completely healed? No.end act

Who do you think is in the top

and who do you think is in the bottom?

I have no idea.

Okay, there's seven of us, and there's two--

-So five up there. -Yes.

-You guys were so funny. -Uh-huh.

And that scene with Mayhem and India

I don't think worked as well, but Mayhem carried the scene.

Yeah, she really did help get India's energy up.

[glass shatters] Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Clean it up!

Can I lick it?

Lick it! Lick it!

-Did they really do that? -[laughs]

Like, girl, really committed.

It's like we were all, like, okay, it's trick glass,

but also, at the same time, that parking lot is real.

I didn't know that it was trick glass.

I didn't know it was sugar glass.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure that sugar glass

had some gravel mixed in it.

Just, like, ooh.

I don't want that for breakfast.

[laughs]

So then Cracker and Jujubee, that's my team.

That's so hard, because throughout,

I was, like, ooh, this feels kind of messy.

And then I compared it to the other people,

the other groups that we saw, and I was like, mm, not sure.

Yeah, because you never really know

what it is that the judges want

or what they're looking for.

It becomes harder every single week.

Every single week.

Lip sync assassin is on-site.

Copy that. Standing by to receive.

Hi. Oh.

So good to be back!

It's time to lip sync for my life. Legacy? Life?

I don't know, I'm gonna kill that shit anyway.

Uh!

To be invited back as a lip sync assassin,

it feels very validating, because Ru likes what I do.

Ooh, I'm excited.

And she wanted to bring me back to slay the game.

These lights have got to go out. I have got to paint this face.

No one keeps RuPaul waiting.

Boom.

I'm very, very proud to say

that I had the first, massive, blow-out fight

with Mystique Summers Madison

on Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Go fix your hair. Go fix your mug.

I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.

Honey, you do need to fix your mug.

Sweetie, sweetie, I don't care.

I will whup your fucking ass.

Bitch, I am from Chicago.

We also had the really first kind of major lip sync

when I had lip synced against Sonique,

where we didn't know which girl was gonna go home

because both were so fierce.

Morgan, the precision of your lip sync

was one of the tightest we've ever seen.

Shantay you stay.

Drag Race was such an experience for me,

and I'm excited for it,

and I'm ready to be back onstage.

Ladies, I've made some very difficult decisions.

Miz Cracker, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

Thank you all.

India Ferrah and Mayhem Miller,

you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.graphic

Queens walking. We got the queens walking.

Prep Untucked cameras on the main stage.

Re-po cameras for deliberation in the werkroom.

Queens are entering the werkroom for deliberation.

Okay, we're holding. We are ready.

Careful, guys, they're hot!graphic

Ru, these are the most delicious cookies I've ever tasted.

-Aw. -What's your secret?

You don't wanna know.

Oh, no, please tell us. They're so good.

You don't wanna know.

So good.

Okay, here's my secret.

I bake 'em in my lovin' oven.

[giggles]

Mmm!end act

Well, I've talked to two ladies.

[deep voice] Ladies.

And I've also talked to India and Mayhem.

[all laugh]

How much fun did we have?

-Oh, tons. -I had fun.

-Oh, I had a great time. -I had fun.

But Michelle said I had a attitude.

Oh.

For tonight's runway look,

I love this color palette.

I wish there was more to it,

like who are you, what's your story?

I'm Black Barbie going to combat.

That's what I am.

All Stars is really frickin' tough,

and y'all can't get offended,

because May, I feel a little bit of an attitude from you.

I don't have an attitude.

-A little bit. -I'm just kiki-ing.

Mayhem never wears a leotard.

God forbid she goes out trying to feel sexy

in her Barbie combat girl GI Joe fantasy.

Oh, my God, awful.

I just find it funny.

Oh, my gosh, Michelle thinks that I had a attitude,

And she was damn right. [laughs]

Yeah, I got a attitude.

I'm in the bottom. Wouldn't you have a attitude?

Did you stuff your bra with a beauty blender?

Not even mine, though.

Just, like, Jujubee's--

-You're welcome. -And thank you.

The only reason she won.

And I didn't shave my chest.

So don't tell Michelle.

That's a five-minute warning on voting.

Well, Blair, if I can borrow a werg for this lip sync,

because this one almost came off on the runway.

I had to, like--

You should win and maybe split that $10.000.

-20. -20.

-Girl. -I forgot!

Is it 20?

-Yeah. -Yes!

Then absolutely.

Girl, you can have 10...dollars.

Oh, my gosh, I have an idea.

Borrow that terrible wig I wore last week.

[all laugh]

Which one? [all laugh]

We gotta go and do our civic duty as All Stars.

I am registered to vote in this county.

Perfect.

Prep the ladies' room for voting.

All right, let's get the top All Star on deck.

Lip sync assassin to the main stage.

Copy that.

I am a fierce lip syncer.

Darling, one of the best.

You have to make the audience believe

that you are the one singing the song,

and that's our job.

That's our number one, lowest common denominator thing

that we have to do as drag queens.

So you better get it right.

I'm really hoping that the girls are happy to see me,

because I'm their friend.

But they should be scared,

because I'm a good-ass lip syncer.

Since the assassin won last week,

there is $20.000 sitting on the table,

and Imma reach for it.

This is what I want.

I wanna stay on the stage

and have the girls see me win today.

I have never won a lip sync in this competition,

and my only lip sync on this stage was a fail.

I went home to Kameron Michaels.

The girls will always think,

"She can't, she can't, she can't."

I want to let them know that I can.

They need to see that.

It's about the money, but it's also about the prestige,

because there's nothing like a win-win situation

when you are on All Stars 5. end act

RuPaul: The time has come

for you to lip sync

for your legacy!

Morgan McMichaels, you're a winner, baby.

Miz Cracker, you are also a winner, baby.

Morgan, which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?

Mayhem.

Miz Cracker,

which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

I would like to send Mayhem home.

Mayhem, you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

It sucks when your best friend got your lipstick.

Mayhem.

But I'm actually in a better place

than I thought I would be.

I'm not as distraught

as I was on my season when I left.

I'm happy with what I accomplished.

I came back because I wanted the viewers

of this amazing show to know me

and have a better sense of who I am.

Mayhem: I didn't give up.

I had to stay true to myself.

And as much as I would love a crown,

I was not gonna campaign against India.

That's not cool.

Let's have our eliminated queen brought to talent holding.

Copy.

Well, hello.

-Hello, Mayhem Miller. -What's up?

-How are you, darling. Mwah. -I'm good. Mwah.

-How are you, darling? -I'm wonderful.

-You look beautiful. -Thank you.

The makeup, the color palette, the hair,

all of it was fantastic.

I did it for you.

-Lying. -[laughs]

-How was this journey? -Fun.

-Did you have a good time? -Uh-huh, I had a blast.

Then why onstage tonight did you look like

you wanted to kill each and every one of us?

Because y'all was wrong, that's why. [laughs]

Okay. Fair that you feel that way.

But you were not having it at all, even though--

Hell, no, I wasn't having it.

Yes, but Mayhem, this is part of the game.

I know Mayhem to be a sweetheart.

Yes.

And I was thrown off, because I was like--

I bet you were, because you were like--

That was snippy.

Oh, you got attitude. I'm like--

Yes!

Well, you know what?

For me, the last time I was here,

I think I was so pensive and so sweet

-and just so easygoing-- -Which you are.

That just kicked in at that moment,

so I was like, I might go home tonight.

Maybe I should clap back for once.

So I was like, all right.

Imma clap back and feel my sass real quick.

Uh-huh. Dumb question, but I'll ask it anyway.

Who was your lipstick?

Well, I picked myself.

Hold up.

[laughs]

The gag.

-Did you really? -I certainly did.

Why?

I strongly believe that me and India did a really good job,

and she was such a good partner.

I've seen how hard she's worked.

So have you.

And I'm proud of what I did.

But...

I couldn't vote for her.

Oh, May.

I couldn't. It was not fair.

That's not me.

Oh, you're so sweet and beautiful,

and that's really, really selfless.

And it breaks my heart that you won't be here with us.

It's all right.

But you were chosen by Ru,

and you deserved every minute of those accolades.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Love you.

I love you, too.

-Have fun. -All right.

I'll see you around. Bye, baby.

Bye.

Ahh.

I'm not gonna get down on myself.

I met a goal here.

Because the thing is I'm an All Star.

I made it,

and I feel very fortunate to have a group of friends

who have gone through this experience with me.

And now I'm looking forward to what's in the future.

[laughs] Sis!

Hi.

Oh, bitch!

Don't be crying.

When Morgan came from Scotland,

I was one of the first bitches that met her,

and we've been inseparable ever since.

What's up? You smell good.

Crazy.

God. Did not want it to be you.

[laughs]

I'm so proud of you, I love you so much,

and you've been my best friend for 20 years,

and you've made me a better man and a better queen.

-Don't cry! -Oh, God.

I just adore you to death, and I'm so proud of you.

[sniffles] Oh, God.

I wish...

I wish I was, like, doing the "Oh, my friend got the crown,"

but you have the crown in my heart,

and you have the crown of the people.

-[laughs] -And I love you to death.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck the crown.

I just want $100.000.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

You made me cry, and I said I wasn't gonna cry this time!

-Ha-ha. -Fuck.

All right, so let's get you packed.

What is going on here? What is this outfit?

It's my fucking romper. Get out of it.

-All right, let's do this. -All right, it's up.

[humming]

-What are you doing? -Just packing stuff.

I don't--um, that's not how stuff goes.

Well, that's how it goes with me.

I do love you, but I gotta go.

Hate to leave you, seriously.

Pblbl.

Imma trade you in.

You can never get rid of me.

[laughs]

Everything happens for a reason,

everything, good or bad.

And I'm happy that I came here,

I had a great time, and I don't have any regrets.

Until next time.

I don't need a crown to know that I'm a queen.

Imma keep doing me.

The party don't never stop.

I'm still the queen of the party.

Ha-ha!

Mwah!

That's wheels up on Mayhem.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

Okay, that's a wrap.graphic

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