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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,745 [Jughead] Forget art imitating life. 2 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:09,966 Here we had a case of art imitating death. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,663 The snuff film that showed Jason Blossom 4 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:13,752 being murdered by dear old dad... 5 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,145 [gunshot on video] 6 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,407 ...in a bizarre recreation of it. 7 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,238 Months of static shots of houses, now this. 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:23,197 Why change the pattern? 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:28,898 Our Voyeur is trying to recreate himself into an auteur. 10 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:32,815 No longer satisfied with merely documenting our daily lives, it seems. 11 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:35,557 Between this tape and the one of Betty killing me, 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,256 it seems like he's trying to painstakingly recreate our deaths. 13 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,953 Or near deaths. 14 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:43,260 He's trying to blur the line between fact and fiction. 15 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:45,784 Is it a warning? 16 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,091 -Could be a rehearsal. -For what? 17 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,137 An actual murder. 18 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:54,097 So our auteur got a copy of the Jason Blossom murder video and then... 19 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,665 pulls a Gus Van Sant and tries to remake it? 20 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,449 Where did he get the original video though? 21 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,060 Blue Velvet Video. 22 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,583 Is there anything else we can do at this point? 23 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,152 Wait for another tape. 24 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:08,198 Keep going through the videos that we confiscated from the Scarlet Suite. 25 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,505 Okay, well, I'm gonna have to let you two fellows handle that 26 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,290 because I have to finish proofing the yearbook tonight. 27 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,336 The most high school thing you've ever said. 28 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:19,383 [Betty sighs] 29 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,124 Here it is, Mr. Honey. 30 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,866 Riverdale High's yearbook as requested. 31 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:26,173 There will be no yearbook this year, Ms. Cooper. 32 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,176 Sorry, what? Why? 33 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,308 The deadline for the printers was two days ago. 34 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,225 Yes, but I called the printers 35 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,966 and they said if we give it to them this afternoon, 36 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,924 the yearbooks would be ready by graduation. 37 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:43,581 Yes, but I told you that I would need to approve every page. 38 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:47,063 And I will not be able to do that by this afternoon. 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,805 I pulled all-nighters to get this done 40 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,981 and because I'm two days late, 41 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,765 you're punishing all of my classmates? 42 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,158 How is that fair? 43 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,290 I'm sorry, Ms. Cooper, 44 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:58,814 but my decision is final. 45 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,656 [cell phone ringing] 46 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,531 -Hello? -[woman] Is this Forsythe Pendleton Jones? 47 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,186 Depends who's asking. 48 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,014 My name is Dina Letum. 49 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,669 I'm the admissions coordinator at the University of Iowa. 50 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,714 Do you have a moment to talk about your application? 51 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,195 Breaking news, everybody. 52 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,066 So the University of Iowa 53 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,285 has one of the best writing programs in the country. 54 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,157 I applied for spring, 55 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,594 but then they told me they could take me as early as fall. 56 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:40,725 You're a good writer, bro. 57 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,206 Wait. 58 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,599 So this acceptance is conditional? 59 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:47,384 Yeah. They require additional materials, 60 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,430 which means I need another story. 61 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,780 But this could be my redemption after that whole Stonewall hell. 62 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,434 The only problem is 63 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,871 the well of my creative unconscious is tapped out. 64 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:58,874 Well, you could write a monster story about Mr. Honey. 65 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,357 I am proud of you though, Jug. 66 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,968 What did he do? 67 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,797 Honey is refusing to publish the yearbook. 68 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,495 Our legacy. 69 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,194 The written record of our last four years. 70 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:18,894 Our friendships, our loves, clubs, dances. 71 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:22,376 Bee, if it's about money, I'm happy to help pay for the printing. 72 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:26,075 Thank you, Vee, but it's... the principal of it. 73 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,687 Mr. Honey has been on our case since day one. 74 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:33,474 Do you remember when he threatened us on our first day back? 75 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,216 And how many of us are already banned from going to prom? 76 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,088 Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I are all banned because of Ticklegate. 77 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,003 And I'm out because of that bogus 78 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,266 quiz show cheating scandal. 79 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,051 Lest we not forget my transcendent rendition of Cherry Bomb 80 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,706 which got Veronica, the Vixens and myself 81 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,360 barred from the promenade. 82 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,667 So, literally the only people going to prom are... 83 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,625 [snaps fingers] 84 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,888 -You wanna go to prom with me, Jug? -Oh, I'd be honored. 85 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,020 But I'm not putting out. 86 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,717 Let the fan fiction begin. 87 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,980 Cousin Betty, I share your outrage. 88 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,852 Something must be done to stop this heinous villain. 89 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,289 Like what? Every time we make a move against him, 90 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,291 he hits us back. 91 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,293 He's not letting Archie walk with the rest of us at graduation. 92 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,600 He's a fiend. 93 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:15,211 Although, one thing that would stop Mr. Honey... 94 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,214 is if we killed him. 95 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,919 Or scared him enough to leave town. 96 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,965 I mean, it would be so easy. 97 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,054 Mr. Honey works late on Tuesdays. 98 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,969 He usually leaves around 9:00. 99 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,717 Yeah, but wouldn't he recognize us? 100 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:44,893 Good point, Arch. 101 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,635 Okay, let's say we wear bunny masks 102 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,506 and Stonewall Prep jackets. 103 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,163 [Archie] I could sneak up and knock him out. 104 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,077 Take him down. 105 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,775 [grunts] 106 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,604 [Betty] Then we tie him up and stuff him into the trunk of a car. 107 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,216 What do you say, Reggie? 108 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,914 Can we borrow Bella for this? 109 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,133 After the way Honey trashed her on Halloween night? 110 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,397 Bella! [gasps] 111 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,355 What happened to my car? 112 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,010 Such a shame when someone disrespects your property, isn't it? 113 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,533 Hell yeah. 114 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,668 [Reggie] Where the hell do we take him? 115 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:24,019 My family still owns that cabin in Fox Forest. 116 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:27,457 [Betty] Then we take him there and make him think he's gonna die. 117 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:31,113 [Cheryl] And I know just the way we can do that. 118 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:35,291 Veronica, do you remember when we maple-boarded my monster of a mumsie? 119 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,033 [Mr. Honey choking] 120 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,124 [coughs] 121 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,169 We're letting you go, 122 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:47,172 but you're leaving town tonight. 123 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,653 And if you don't, we'll keep doing this. 124 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,829 And we won't stop until you're dead. 125 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,657 [panting] You're insane. 126 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,312 Fine. More syrup please, then we'll start digging his grave. 127 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,270 No, no, no. 128 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,663 [struggling] 129 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,755 At least that's one way we could get our revenge. 130 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,978 We could do that, for sure. 131 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:15,375 Or we could pull off a classic senior prank, 132 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,639 the likes of which will never be forgotten. 133 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,252 [clicks tongue] 134 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,341 And I've got just the one for Mr. Honey. 135 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,910 It's an oldie, but a goodie. 136 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,008 [telephone ringing] 137 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,021 Miss Bell, could you come in here? 138 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,152 Miss Bell! 139 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,567 Looks like we won this round. 140 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,656 Maybe. 141 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,484 Though I still think we should've killed him. 142 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,712 [typing] 143 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:39,371 Jug, what are you doing? 144 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,591 I'm writing a new story for Iowa. 145 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,898 You gave me the idea actually. 146 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,117 It's called Killing Mr. Honey. 147 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,510 Great title. 148 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,469 It's perfect. I get to write something 149 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,427 for my Iowa submission while simultaneously working out 150 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,603 our collective revenge fantasy against Mr. Honey. 151 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,736 [continues typing] 152 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,477 I printed some pages on your night table if you wanna read. 153 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:10,751 [Jughead] Kidnapping Mr. Honey was supposed to be a joke, a prank. 154 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,841 Payback for how he terrorized them all year long. 155 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,496 [Jughead] Where are his glasses? 156 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,630 [Archie] Crap, they must've fallen along the way. 157 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,416 [Jughead] No one was supposed to die. 158 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,984 I can barely see without my glasses. 159 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,944 So you might as well take those ridiculous masks off. 160 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,423 [Reggie] Shut the hell up. 161 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:35,166 I know exactly who you are, Mr. Mantle. 162 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:38,387 Mr. Andrews and Mr. Jones. 163 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,694 And clearly you've partnered with Ms. Lodge, 164 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,261 Ms. Blossom and of course... 165 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:45,829 Ms. Cooper. 166 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,050 [Archie] Yo, what the hell are you doing? 167 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,355 He said he knew who we were. 168 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,532 Actually, I didn't know, Mr. Mantle. 169 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,750 I suspected it. 170 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:56,187 But thanks to your stupidity, 171 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,798 my suspicions have been confirmed. 172 00:08:57,841 --> 00:09:01,410 Dude, he played you like a cheap violin. 173 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,020 You just blew our cover, you idiot. 174 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,546 [Mr. Honey laughs] 175 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,244 You think that's funny? [breathing heavily] 176 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,506 You think you're better than me? 177 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,249 -Reggie! -Hey, Reggie! 178 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:16,120 Come on, come on. Just stop it. 179 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,253 -You're gonna kill him. Stop it, Reggie. -All right. 180 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,517 [panting] 181 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,346 Tell me, Mr. Mantle, 182 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,219 is that what your father does to you? 183 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,091 [Archie] Hey, shut up! Hey, Reggie! 184 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,397 [Mr. Honey laughs] 185 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,489 We're leaving you now, Mr. Honey, 186 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,144 but we'll be back soon. 187 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,625 And you shut your damn mouth or we're gonna let him back in. 188 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,196 Wow, that's dark. 189 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,764 Is it too dark? 190 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,549 No, I love it. 191 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,552 [message alert chimes] 192 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,512 Well, duty calls. 193 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,733 Charles wants us to meet him at his office. 194 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,213 Is there any way you can take point on that? 195 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,518 I wanna continue working on this. 196 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,739 Sure. 197 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:12,133 [Jughead] Once Mr. Honey was secure at the cabin, 198 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,874 we took shifts watching him. 199 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,223 Cheryl was up first. 200 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:22,883 Have one of you found them? My glasses? 201 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,101 TBH, I don't know. 202 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,845 It's not too late, Ms. Blossom. 203 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,892 You can make this right. 204 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,633 We are making it right. 205 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,853 By kidnapping me. 206 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,203 [scoffs] 207 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,640 How do you think this ends? 208 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,293 Betty and Jughead have a plan. 209 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:45,862 Huh. 210 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,520 Well, I've never taken you to be a follower. 211 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,569 Yes. Well, 212 00:10:57,613 --> 00:11:00,007 you have given us something we've never had before. 213 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,400 A common enemy. 214 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,361 You were cruel to me, Mr. Honey. 215 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,843 You barred me and all of my Vixens from prom. 216 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,672 You locked Ms. Appleyard in her office. 217 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,717 She had a panic attack and quit. 218 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,284 What was I supposed to do? 219 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,851 [shouts] What am I supposed to do now? 220 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:23,639 Hmm. 221 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,905 Agree to make a video... 222 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,515 giving us permission to go to prom 223 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:34,302 and promising that you won't punish us for this 224 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,827 or anything ever again. 225 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,482 Might I suggest an alternative, Ms. Blossom? 226 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,660 Release me. 227 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,271 Call the police. 228 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,751 Tell them it was a... 229 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,753 it was a school prank that went horribly awry. 230 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,799 You'll be punished, of course. 231 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,281 But at least your lives won't be ruined. 232 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,764 So you won't make that video then? 233 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,291 Absolutely not. 234 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,947 Fine. 235 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,601 Then it's your funeral, Mr. Honey. 236 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,047 Mrs. Klump received this new videotape this morning. 237 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,746 [woman screaming on screen] 238 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,749 Oh, my God. Another recreation? 239 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,360 Where did you get the actual footage? 240 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,798 Finished going through the videos that we confiscated from Blue Velvet. 241 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,582 Turns out Jason Blossom's snuff film 242 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,193 wasn't the only contraband that David had. 243 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,499 Where the hell is he getting these from? 244 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,904 [Jughead] Next, it was Archie and Veronica's turn to check on their captive. 245 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,863 To see if he'd had a change of heart. 246 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,125 [door creaking] 247 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,438 Mr. Honey. Mr. Honey. 248 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,137 Does he have a pulse? 249 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,182 Here, let me check. 250 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:14,663 Is he okay? 251 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,708 Is he alive? 252 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,583 -[Mr. Honey] You're late. -And you are? 253 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:25,152 I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement, Mr. Honey. 254 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,806 Things are gonna be different this year. 255 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,591 We'll have order, discipline. 256 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,508 -Is he okay, is he alive? -No. 257 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:35,815 He's not. 258 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,121 He's dead. 259 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,732 RIP, Mr. Honey. 260 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,733 [keyboard clacking] 261 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,215 [rock music playing on speakers] 262 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,653 Brace yourselves, bitches. 263 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,656 I just saw our most hated foe, Honey, entering his office. 264 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,441 Was his ass still glued to his chair? 265 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,008 [all chuckle] 266 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,706 I heard they had to use turpentine to unstick it. 267 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,926 He was smelling particularly odious. 268 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,494 [speakers buzzing] 269 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,280 Students of Riverdale High. 270 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,891 Unless the person or persons responsible 271 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:13,635 for yesterday's so-called prank step forward, 272 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,856 prom is officially cancelled. 273 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,686 I knew it. 274 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,471 I knew your juvenile antics were going to end in tragedy. 275 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,909 Turn thyself in, Reginald, immediately. 276 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,693 No way. 277 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,479 I pranked Mr. Honey on behalf of all of us. 278 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,567 And for the record... 279 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,744 I did not prank alone. 280 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,486 Oh, God. And who would be stupid enough to help you? 281 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,318 -[Betty] Kevin. -[Veronica] Archie! 282 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,320 -What's the big deal? -It's not like any of us were allowed to go. 283 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,322 We were going to crash it, you dotty pole. 284 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,889 Now there's nothing left to crash. 285 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,803 And I refuse to be the only sitting president 286 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,067 in the history of Riverdale High who didn't sponsor a prom. 287 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,590 Okay, everyone chill. 288 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,723 Reggie's not the enemy here. Mr. Honey is. 289 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,291 If we all turn against each other now, we all lose. 290 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,380 If we want the prom back, we need to think strategically. 291 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,078 Betty, what should we do? 292 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,952 We research our enemy, 293 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,651 determine if there are any skeletons in his closet we can exploit. 294 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,914 I'll take point on that. 295 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,655 In the meantime... 296 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:18,918 Nobody panic. 297 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,833 [all panting] 298 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,406 I don't understand. 299 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,017 I didn't even hit him that hard. 300 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,801 Why did you even have to hit him at all, Reggie? 301 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,237 You were the last one to see him alive. 302 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,674 I didn't do anything. 303 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,328 He was fine when I left him. He must've toppled over in his chair or something. 304 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,852 We wanted to scare Mr. Honey, not kill him. 305 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:41,766 Well, he's dead. 306 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,682 There's no walking back from it. 307 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,249 Jug is right. What's done is done. 308 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,903 The only question is, 309 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,645 are we going to let this terrible accident, 310 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,822 and yes, I am calling it an accident, which it was, 311 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,390 ruin our lives, our future? 312 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,348 I hope not. 313 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,828 I'm going to Highsmith College. 314 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,222 I'm going to Barnard. 315 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,484 I'm going to Yale. 316 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,920 I'm going to the Naval Academy. 317 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,530 I'm trying to go to the University of Iowa. 318 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,968 And I'm going to Riverdale Community College. 319 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,534 Maybe. 320 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,016 All right, then. 321 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,497 Who here has experience in getting rid of a dead body? 322 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,939 The hell. Am I the only one that hasn't gotten rid of a dead body before? 323 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,072 No time like the present, bro. 324 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,171 You're not gonna believe this. 325 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,564 I did some sleuthing on our least favorite tyrant 326 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,914 and it turns out there's a pattern 327 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,047 to his reign of terror. 328 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,050 Honey has cancelled prom at every high school he's worked at. 329 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,879 For different reasons, but the end result is always the same. 330 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,752 Geez. He's like the Grinch that stole prom. 331 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,667 What are we gonna do with this? 332 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,061 We share this key information with our troops 333 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,629 and dispatch them to the appropriate parties. 334 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,070 Hi, honey. How was school? 335 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,116 Well, Mom, now that you mention it... 336 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,161 Mr. Honey cancelled prom. 337 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,077 That's not even the worst of it. 338 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,514 He's doing it out of spite. 339 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,386 And look, I'm not one for school dances, 340 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,605 but this one means a lot. 341 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,955 Nana, it's our senior year. 342 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,088 And I for one did not suffer for four years 343 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,829 to have this one magical night 344 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:31,833 taken away by some hateful he-shrew. 345 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,096 This is like a personal vendetta with him. 346 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,316 We can't let Mr. Honey take this away from us. 347 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,361 Not after everything we've been through. 348 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,973 Mr. Jones, Mom, we need this. 349 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,304 [footsteps approaching] 350 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,701 Mr. Honey. As concerned parents, 351 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,704 we are here to demand that you reinstate prom 352 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,314 and you re-invite those students 353 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,273 you so rudely barred from attending. 354 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,796 That won't be possible. 355 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,146 You see it's my job to prepare these students 356 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,975 to be upstanding citizens of the world, 357 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,586 and their behavior needs to reflect that. 358 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,066 So far, it has not. 359 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981 Oh, I'll show you some behavior. 360 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,245 Mr. Honey, Mary Andrews here, attorney-at-law. 361 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,117 May I bring to your attention 362 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,250 the case of Murray et al vs. The Greendale School District? 363 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,861 A small town principal cancelled prom 364 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,863 and parents of said small town sued him 365 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,039 for psychological damage, and won. 366 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,303 I'm a very good lawyer, Mr. Honey. 367 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,392 [Hiram] And might I add, as the mayor of Riverdale, 368 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,656 I have a direct line to Governor Dooley and the Board of Education. 369 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:59,050 And I'd hate for them to look into and possibly revoke your credentials. 370 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,009 And RIVW has been hungry 371 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,272 for a gripping, public interest story 372 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,796 that would make nationwide headlines. 373 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,147 "Principal Cancels Prom Out of Spite." 374 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,236 I think would surely fit the bill. 375 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,454 [sighs] 376 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,674 And what will you two do to me? 377 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,762 Oh, we're just the muscle. 378 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,068 [Mr. Hiram scoffs] 379 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,334 Well, I am sorry, but my decision is final. 380 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,250 Actually it's not. As President of the PTA, 381 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,035 I have a right to demand a vote on this matter. 382 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,213 Perhaps, if all of us, 383 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,389 say over the age of 20, would like to adjourn to my office, 384 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,913 we might discuss this as adults. 385 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,480 Yes, let's do that. 386 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,135 And as student body president, I'll be joining. 387 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,005 Fine. 388 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,881 [Jughead] And so the dragon that had been terrorizing 389 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,492 the halls of Riverdale High was beaten. 390 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,407 Vanquished. 391 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,932 All that remained was giving it a proper burial. 392 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,630 Hurry up! 393 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:57,761 It's almost dawn. 394 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,722 How deep does the grave have to be? 395 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,158 Deep. It's Riverdale. 396 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,993 What's shocking is, how many times 397 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,778 have we said these very words in real life? 398 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:15,866 I know, isn't it chilling? 399 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,956 Hobo. Bride of Hobo. 400 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,350 As student body president, I have an announcement to make. 401 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,745 Although, I believe this proclamation calls for a more festive setting. 402 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,141 [indistinct conversation] 403 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,886 [clears throat] 404 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,410 Classmates... 405 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,586 Mothers, fathers... 406 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,936 Nana... 407 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,938 Prom is officially back on! 408 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,245 [whooping] 409 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,947 So, I'd like to propose a toast. 410 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,688 To generations united, 411 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,994 together, we have proven victorious. 412 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,736 To all of us, 413 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,999 and to a senior prom we will never forget. 414 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,437 [all] Yay! Cheers! 415 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,135 And if I may speak for the grown-ups. 416 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,136 [man] Yup. 417 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,446 We're just so very, very proud of you. 418 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,753 And the thoughtful, intelligent young adults you've become. 419 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,190 You kids have been through a lot. 420 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,019 Much more than we did, when we were at Riverdale High. 421 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,369 [mothers chuckling] 422 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,544 [Hermione] And we may not say it enough but, 423 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,328 you mean the world to us. 424 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,113 And, although it may not always seem like it, 425 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,681 we have your best interests at heart. 426 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,466 You worked hard, you deserve to celebrate. 427 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:37,383 My boy is gonna be the first Jones man to go to college. 428 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,341 -Whoo! -[all] Whoo! 429 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,091 [Jughead] They were supposed to feel relief, 430 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,746 Honey was dead, and buried. 431 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,923 And they'd gotten away with it. They were free. 432 00:21:55,966 --> 00:22:00,362 Free to go back to talking about college and homework... And prom... 433 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,843 So, in terms of a theme for prom... 434 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,627 -[Betty] Hm? -I was thinking, 435 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,150 "Old Hollywood." 436 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,370 I was going to suggest F. Scott Fitzgerald, 437 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,590 The Beautiful and Damned, but, 438 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,070 old Hollywood glamour works as well. 439 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,290 Now, how many limos should we get? 440 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,337 How can you talk about prom and limos after what we did last night? 441 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,427 Hey, Reggie, shut the hell up right now. 442 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,690 All I'm saying is last night was majorly messed up. 443 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,127 -Reg... -Guys, I was just in the front office 444 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,824 and I saw Ms. Bell talking to the police. 445 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,870 What? What were they talking about? 446 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,524 You know, how Principal Honey's gone missing? 447 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,788 Well, some Adventure Scouts were camping in the woods, 448 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,312 found a pair of glasses that might belong to Mr. Honey. 449 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,359 So now the police are suspecting foul play. 450 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,274 They're canceling class, sending out a search party. Should we go sign up? 451 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,592 This is a great complication, Jug. 452 00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,942 -You think so? -Mmm-hmm. 453 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,075 You don't think the Adventure Scouts finding the glasses is too contrived? 454 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:04,513 Guys, I was in the office right now, Mr. Honey asked me to find you. 455 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,820 Said he wanted to see you ASAP. 456 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:09,518 That's weird. 457 00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:10,824 [footsteps approaching] 458 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,914 Charles. Mr. Honey. 459 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,872 What's up, Chuck? 460 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,484 Well, a videotape was delivered to the school this morning. 461 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:21,878 I called Agent Smith, 462 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,925 and he told me that the two of you have been helping him with his case. 463 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,582 I thought you might want to see this. 464 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:33,020 Be warned, it's extremely unsettling. 465 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,151 [remote clicks] 466 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,330 Now, it's just the school's facade at first, 467 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,768 but then... 468 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,296 How long does this go on for? 469 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,516 [Mr. Honey] Hours. 470 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:53,040 Whoever shot this video covered every inch of the school. 471 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,563 I mean, every hallway, every classroom, 472 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,435 the gym, the auditorium, the locker rooms. 473 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,784 But what could it possibly mean? 474 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,005 Because it feels like a... 475 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,138 I don't know, a warning or a... 476 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,401 threat. Wouldn't you agree, Agent Smith? 477 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,231 That's one way to interpret it, yes. 478 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,541 Well, in that case, 479 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:21,503 seems I have no other option but to put the school on high alert. 480 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:24,158 And despite the PTA's wishes, cancel prom. 481 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:29,206 If this tape even suggests the possibility of violence against any of my students, 482 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,905 every precaution must be taken, 483 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:33,863 including curbing extra-curricular activities. 484 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,519 Will you let your friends know, 485 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,478 while I alert your parents? 486 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:42,350 Mmm-hmm. 487 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,885 -This feels very wrong. -Completely agree. 488 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,974 We know that our guy has moved on from simple recordings 489 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,716 and on to re-creations. This tape feels like he's backtracking. 490 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,283 Or unless he's revisiting themes. 491 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,154 Or it could be a hoax. 492 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:05,895 I mean, think about it, the general public does not know 493 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,942 our Voyeur/auteur has moved on to re-creations, right? 494 00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:11,118 -Correct. -I'm following you, Jughead. 495 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,294 So, if someone wanted to pretend to be our auteur and they didn't 496 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,514 have the privileged information that we do, 497 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,473 they would have shot a video exactly like the one Mr. Honey was sent. 498 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,910 It's not a coincidence. Honey wants to cancel prom, 499 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:24,000 he's conveniently sent a video that gives him the perfect excuse. 500 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,873 Guys, unless we have conclusive proof that this videotape was made by 501 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,136 someone other than our original guy, 502 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,964 Honey's well within his rights to cancel prom. 503 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:32,835 Well, can we borrow a copy of Honey's tape? 504 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:34,228 Sure. Why? 505 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,360 So we can review every second of it. 506 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:39,625 No, you have a story to write. I will watch the damn tape. Let's go. 507 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,844 [Jughead] And then, without warning, 508 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:44,804 their carefully constructed plan began to unravel. 509 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,675 Thanks to a guilt-ridden Reggie. 510 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:48,851 Hey, you know what I heard about Honey? 511 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,723 I heard he was hooking up with a student, 512 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,551 and got run out of town. 513 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,162 Who cares? Guy was a total perv. Gave me the creeps. 514 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,905 What are you saying? What are you saying! 515 00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,080 That you're glad that he's dead? 516 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,038 Reggie, shut the hell up. 517 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,084 No, that's not what we're saying. 518 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,434 Look, all I'm saying is the guy was a total weirdo. 519 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:09,002 If he ran off, who cares, good riddance. 520 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:10,830 He didn't run off. 521 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,661 They found his glasses. 522 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,879 What's your point? 523 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,141 Dude, Reggie, I'm serious. 524 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,971 Just that, they found his glasses. 525 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,626 But Honey will never be found 'cause he is-- 526 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,759 Shut up. Shut up. 527 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:29,544 You don't know what you're talking about. 528 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:41,904 [breathing shakily] 529 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,519 I'm ordering Chinese, you want Lo Mein? 530 00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,696 Yup, and some fried wontons, please. 531 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,873 -Chicken or veggie? -Oh, hell no. 532 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,749 Charles. 533 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:09,932 I think we got him. 534 00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,851 [door opens] 535 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:20,160 Agent Smith, Ms. Cooper, Mr. Jones. May I help you? 536 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,466 Yes, you can tell us whether or not this is you 537 00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:25,992 in the screengrab from the video you received. 538 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:29,212 [Charles] Is it you holding the camera in that photo? 539 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:32,128 I mean, it's only two frames but it's enough to nail your ass. 540 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:35,001 If you're suggesting that I'm sending videotapes around town-- 541 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:37,220 No, not all the tapes, just this one. 542 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:41,224 You're a copycat, Mr. Honey, and not a very good one. 543 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:44,532 Using the Voyeur's MO to ramp up your personal feud 544 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:45,968 against me and my friends? 545 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,491 Feud? 546 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:48,710 I... 547 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,407 I've been trying to protect you. 548 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,453 The only person we need protection from is you, 549 00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:54,020 Mr. Honey, you're deranged. 550 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,545 I was trying to help you. 551 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,331 To prepare you for a life outside of Riverdale. 552 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,377 You can justify your actions all you want 553 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,118 but we already sent copies of the videos to the school board, 554 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,249 aka, our parents. 555 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,904 So between them and the FBI, 556 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,210 I hope you have a good lawyer. 557 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,431 Guess that's checkmate, Mr. Honey. 558 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,998 Don't mess with us in our own town. 559 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,090 What causes a principal to hate his students so much? 560 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:22,875 Was he bullied in high school? 561 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:25,399 Is his entire career based on revenge? 562 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,835 Well, maybe he should've had sessions 563 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:29,969 with Mrs. Burble along with the rest of us. 564 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,840 At least now you can finish your story 565 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,929 without any real-life interruptions. 566 00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,322 How close are you to being done? 567 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,932 Oh, close. Reggie just died. 568 00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:40,066 Reggie? Why did Reggie have to die? 569 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,598 [Cheryl crying] 570 00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,528 It's not right. 571 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,356 [sobbing] Reggie didn't deserve that. 572 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:11,924 Well, of course he didn't deserve it, Cheryl. 573 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,229 You need to get ahold of yourself. 574 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,057 Do you understand me? 575 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,799 It's very sad, tragic even, what happened to Reggie, 576 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,540 but he was out of control. 577 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,760 He couldn't handle himself when Mr. Honey died. 578 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,240 Died? Are you serious? 579 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,416 Jughead's right, Cheryl. 580 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,853 Reggie was spiraling. 581 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,071 He was drinking. 582 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,422 -Tell her, Arch. -Yeah. 583 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,902 If hadn't been in the locker room that time, 584 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,034 I don't know what he would've said. 585 00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:36,513 [sobbing] 586 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:38,777 Fine, but did we have to cut his brakes? 587 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,779 I mean, we murdered out friend. 588 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,519 What are you talking about, Vee? 589 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,960 We didn't cut Reggie's brakes. 590 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,745 His death was an accident. 591 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:53,835 [chuckles] 592 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,446 The truth is he was never taking care of that car 593 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,187 the way he should've. 594 00:29:58,231 --> 00:29:59,928 -Eventually it just caught up with him. -[crying] 595 00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,974 We can't change what happened. 596 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,890 The only thing we can do is live our lives. 597 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,631 Wow. Are you hearing yourselves? 598 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,764 It's like you actually believe this crap. 599 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,159 Ronnie, two people are dead right now. Dead. 600 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,464 And right now the world thinks 601 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,857 that Reggie died from a car accident. 602 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,337 A horrible car accident. 603 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,557 So this ends... 604 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,212 right now, if we all just stick together. 605 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,390 -Will you do that for me? -My God. 606 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,351 I knew Betty and Jughead had a dark streak, 607 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:34,180 but when did you become such a monster, Archiekins? 608 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:38,227 [scoffs] Come on. Don't kid yourself, Veronica. 609 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,012 In this town we're all monsters. 610 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,971 We've always been monsters, and that includes you, too. 611 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:46,148 The question is, are we going to be monsters in college... 612 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,629 or in jail? 613 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:49,760 [Cheryl cries softly] 614 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,117 Wow. 615 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,815 So we're the monsters. 616 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,644 I kinda just go wherever the story leads me. 617 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,211 But don't worry I'm gonna change all of our names 618 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,127 before I submit it to the University of Iowa. 619 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:12,871 So no one is going to know the perverted truth about us... but us. 620 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,744 So, what happens next? 621 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,615 Do Veronica and Cheryl go to the police, 622 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:21,792 or does your teen angst body count increase by two? 623 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,229 I honestly don't even know yet. 624 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:25,231 I'm still trying to decide between some 625 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:28,060 -cautionary morality tale and a nihilistic dark comedy. -Mmm. 626 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:31,628 Guys, dead man walking. Hallway, right now. 627 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:32,847 That was fast. 628 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,525 Well, Mr. Honey, looks like the good guys won. 629 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,269 [chuckles cynically] 630 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:05,532 Is that what you think happened here? 631 00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,795 Well, you're leaving and we're staying, 632 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,492 so yeah, I'd mark that as a win. 633 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,059 Hmm. 634 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:15,455 I stand by everything that I've done. 635 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:17,979 Including the videotape. 636 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:22,027 Everything that I have done... 637 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:25,030 is to make this school better, safer, 638 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,075 for you and your classmates. 639 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,295 Because what goes on around here, 640 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,819 murder, mayhem, depravity... 641 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,474 it is not normal. 642 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,915 Well, it's normal to us. 643 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,222 Which is why we had to stop you. 644 00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:45,876 [scoffs] Stop me. 645 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,140 Ms. Cooper... 646 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,011 I saw the writing on the wall days ago 647 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,621 and I lined up my next job. 648 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:57,018 I am Stonewall Prep's new headmaster. 649 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,804 It seems they cleaned house and were in need of a... 650 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:03,024 strong leader to help them rebuild their reputation. 651 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:08,247 And my salary, it's... 652 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,031 triple what I've been making here. 653 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,961 All right, you know what? Screw Mr. Honey. 654 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,658 -He sucks. -[Veronica] That's right, Archiekins. 655 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,095 I mean, who doctors up 656 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,053 fake evidence just to cancel prom? 657 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:34,142 And takes away a school's yearbook? 658 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:35,361 Censors a variety show. 659 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,276 A psycho, that's who. 660 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:42,281 That man is anything but. 661 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:46,111 I have been working in that front office for 50 years. 662 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:47,764 And in all that time, 663 00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:51,377 I have outlasted eight principals. 664 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,727 And beyond a doubt, 665 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:56,512 the best, by far... 666 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,427 was Mr. Honey. 667 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,213 Poor Miss Bell, 668 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:02,910 you've fallen under the monster's spell. 669 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,564 [scoffs] 670 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,915 Do any of you have any idea 671 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,831 what that man has done for this school? 672 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,574 This year alone, 673 00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:17,490 he personally arranged for six low-income students 674 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,667 to go to colleges on full scholarships. 675 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,451 Wait, really? 676 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:25,367 Also, this year's average GPA 677 00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,935 is higher than it's been in decades. 678 00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:30,416 And more seniors will be going to college 679 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:34,855 than have since 1956. 680 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,466 Oh, and of course, no students have died under his watch. 681 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,080 He asked me to mail this for you. 682 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:45,692 But I don't think I will. 683 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,563 You may wanna read it though 684 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,436 to fully comprehend your actions. 685 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,008 What is it, Jug? 686 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,623 It's a letter written by Mr. Honey to the University of Iowa. 687 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,854 Are you gonna open it? 688 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,079 Look, it can't be worse than whatever you're imagining. 689 00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,194 What did Mr. Honey say? 690 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,282 Was he trying to screw you over? 691 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,675 Oh, my God. 692 00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,201 -I have to change it. -Change what? 693 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,594 My story, I have to fix it. 694 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:09,297 [Jughead] The problem with believing you have all the answers, 695 00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:12,126 is that is blinds you to the truth that's right before your eyes. 696 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,258 [door creaking] 697 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:20,874 Mr. Honey. 698 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:23,137 [typing] 699 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,095 Ronnie, what do we do? 700 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,532 Call 911. 701 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,969 -No if we do that-- -If we don't, he'll die. 702 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:32,015 Call 911. I'll give him CPR. 703 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,843 [typing] 704 00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:37,107 Uh, yeah. We need an ambulance. 705 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,163 What the hell happened? 706 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,817 It's okay. The doctors said Honey's gonna make it. 707 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,558 No, I'm more worried about us. 708 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:55,213 Okay. What do the police know? What did you tell them? 709 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,953 The truth. 710 00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,868 That this all started as some stupid prank 711 00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:00,435 and that things got out of hand. 712 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,524 A prank? Do you realize what you've done? 713 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,831 Yeah, we kept a man from dying. 714 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,920 And ruined our lives. 715 00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:08,835 Reggie's right, you guys just wrecked everything, our futures, 716 00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:10,402 now none of us are gonna go to college. 717 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,534 Who cares about college? Don't you guys understand 718 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,536 that we could spend the next 20 years of our lives in Shankshaw-- 719 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,235 Shankshaw prison? 720 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,324 Are you listening to yourselves? 721 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,326 Mr. Honey could've died. 722 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,023 We would've been murderers. 723 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:26,418 Better that than what's coming next for all of us. 724 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:28,811 You don't mean that, Betty, do you? 725 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,031 That you would've preferred Mr. Honey to die? 726 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,296 [Betty] What made you rewrite it? 727 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,082 Guess I finally realized what I was saying, 728 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,127 how I was saying it. 729 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:46,133 I've been reveling in this town's sickness and I was... 730 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:49,049 enjoying the suffering of another person, 731 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,572 even if it was Mr. Honey. 732 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,664 This is about Mr. Honey's letter. 733 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,796 Isn't it? 734 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,104 What does he say in it? 735 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,584 Hey, guys. 736 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:06,762 Hey, Jellybean, uh, now is not the best time. 737 00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,329 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt, 738 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,157 but this was on our doorstep. 739 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,264 More house shots? 740 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:33,354 Maybe it's another copycat? 741 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,837 -Maybe it's an invitation. -Yeah, but where? 742 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,795 That place doesn't even look like it's in Riverdale. 743 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,319 No, but I've seen this place before. 744 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,586 That's the cabin where Veronica's mom killed Sheriff Minetta. 745 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:48,761 Where they had their affair. 746 00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:52,373 I'll go get my keys. 747 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,511 What's that for? 748 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,080 Look like a makeshift screen. 749 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,868 This projector reminds me of the one we used to have at the drive-in. 750 00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:55,349 There's no film in it, though. 751 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,313 Jug. 752 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,470 [Mr. Honey] Dear Headmaster Koontz, 753 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,125 Greetings from Riverdale High. 754 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:36,042 I wanted to follow up on our conversation with a short note. 755 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:40,481 Though Jughead Jones has had an incredibly difficult year, as you know, 756 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:43,484 and I've only interacted with him a scant few times, 757 00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,486 he is a special kid, 758 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,923 and a superb writer. 759 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,621 But he needs a break. 760 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:53,189 He needs good teachers and a healthy environment, 761 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,757 which I know the University of Iowa can provide. 762 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:58,368 I don't say this lightly, 763 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,675 but I do believe Jughead Jones 764 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,070 will be an important voice of his generation. 765 00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:05,550 If you'd like to discuss him further, 766 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,029 please call me at any time. 767 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:10,032 All my best to you and Edith. 768 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,687 Sincerely, Holden Honey. 54547

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