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What's the matter?
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He's dead.
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Wait a minute.
Let's hear this.
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Why, his heart is fine.
Just give him a little air.
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Step back, everybody.
He's not dead.
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Why, he's fine.
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Come on now, get up.
You're all right.
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What's that?
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What's that?
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Hey, you got the wrong man.
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Hey, I'm the guy
that Rolls-Royce hit.
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Yeah, that's what you think.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Whom do you wish to see?
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I'd like to see Dr. Cookingham.
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Have you an appointment?
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Well, no, I haven't,
but when I--
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Well, I'll try to get him
to see you without one.
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In the meantime, just
go right in that room.
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Yeah, but you see,
that isn't necessary.
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Doctor, take this man in
there and get his clothes off.
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Yeah, but, one moment, please--
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Now, listen, if you want to
see the doctor, you must do--
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But you don't understand.
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Go ahead, now.
Do as I say.
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- Have you got some iodine?
- Yes.
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Oh, everything happens to me.
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First, it's my tooth
and then it's my finger.
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Well, now what's
happened to your finger?
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Oh, I cut my finger
with some soup.
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You cut yourself with soup?
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Yeah, I was opening the can.
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- Well, here's the iodine.
- Oh, thank you.
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By the way, how's
that tooth behaving?
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Oh, it's been bothering me,
been aching all day long.
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I'd have it taken out
if I thought the dentist
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could do it while I wait.
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- Oh, you would?
- Yes.
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Well, Miss Allen, I didn't
know you wore glasses.
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Oh, didn't you?
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Yes, I've been wearing them
now for about three months.
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But I can't see a
bit better with them.
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Well, there's no glass in them.
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Oh, do you think
that would help?
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Oh, well maybe you're right.
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I don't-- Oh, by the way,
maybe you'd like to read these.
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Well, thanks.
They're just alike.
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Yeah, well, you see, there
was a poor man out of work
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selling them down the street.
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He only had three
left, so I bought two.
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Well, why didn't you buy three?
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Well, then he would have
been out of work again.
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Emergency case?
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I think the man is dead.
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- I'm not dead.
- The doctor knows best.
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Oh, any other
patients to see me?
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Yes, doctor, there's
one man to see you.
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Come in.
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Well, what's ailing you?
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Oh, doctor, I come
to find out if you
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wanted to renew
your subscription
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to the Belmont Magazine.
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The Belmont.
That will be enough of--
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All I can say is,
if the man lives,
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the operation is a failure.
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All right, boys, take it,
I'm all through with it.
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What is this?
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Fellows haven't eaten for weeks.
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What kind of a--
Say, listen, doctor.
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I want to ask you something.
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Why did you operate on me?
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Well, to find out if
you needed an operation.
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To find out if a man needs
an operation, you operate?
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Well, how do we know if
a man needs an operation
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if we don't operate?
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But supposing a man
doesn't need an operation?
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Well then, we operate.
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And we find out if he
doesn't need an operation,
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then we don't operate.
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Listen.
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Supposing a man doesn't
need an operation,
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and you operate,
and the fellow dies.
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- What happens?
- Well then, we're wrong.
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The minute a man dies, we
know we've made a mistake.
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Well, now, I feel better.
I was worried there for a minute.
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Yesterday, I operated on a man's
mouth, and he didn't pay me.
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He didn't pay you?
Well, that's a fine thing.
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That's all right.
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Wait till he tries to eat.
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Ooh.
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Spanish dancer, the doctor.
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Well, well, well.
Wait till he tries to eat.
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- Good morning, boys.
- Good morning, nurse.
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- Oh, a new patient.
- Yes, a new patient.
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What's that? You like that?
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- No, it's vanilla.
- Vanilla.
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I'll have it fixed that
you get strawberry.
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Are you the patient who was killed?
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- Am I the patient who was killed?
- Yes, I'm the patient that was killed.
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- You certainly don't look bad.
- Well, how can I look bad?
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Just before I was killed,
I was playing golf.
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Aw, do you know, I wish I
could go out and play golf.
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I don't like it here.
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Everybody's so serious.
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- Serious?
- Yeah.
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- How long have you been working here?
- Oh, this is my first week.
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I've had five patients,
and they've all died.
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And you're my last chance.
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The doctor said that
if you die, I'm fired.
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Gee, I'd like to play golf.
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- Golf.
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, you and I are going
to get along fine this week.
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- I don't think you'll last the week.
- Thanks very much.
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Here, take that pill.
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Say, Dizzy, did the doctor tell
you to give me those pills?
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How did you know
they call me Dizzy?
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- I guessed it.
- Well, then, guess about the pills.
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Guess about the pills.
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- You can't fool me about pills.
- Why?
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I've got an uncle in
George Clarke's hospital.
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He's been there for 15 years.
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- Is he still there?
- Oh, yes. He's in a bottle.
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Oh.
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- You know, you see these pills?
- Yeah.
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I took one once, and I
had to be operated on.
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What's the matter?
Appendicitis?
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I don't know.
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They gave me so much ether
I became unconscious,
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and I couldn't see
what they were doing.
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To get you unconscious
they had to give you ether?
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Yeah, they gave me a double dose.
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Well, maybe that's
the trouble with it.
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Yeah.
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And now they have to give me
chloroform up to keep me awake.
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Chloroform to keep you awake?
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I bet outside of
that, you fell, too.
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I did, I fell twice once.
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Once I fell on my head,
and once I fell here.
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- You fell twice once?
- Yeah.
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Once on your head and once here?
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- What else happened to you?
- And once a dog bit me.
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The dog died.
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- The dog died?
- And the dog bit you.
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Well, that's too bad.
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My brother did all he could
for us, but the dog died.
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He did all he could for
you, but the dog died?
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Yeah.
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What's your brother do?
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My brother's a doctor
right in this hospital.
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- Is that so?
- Um hm.
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He's not here though, now.
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- He's out hunting.
- Hunting.
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Yeah, he went out yesterday.
He took four dogs with him.
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And he went out yesterday,
and he came back.
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He bought four more dogs today--
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- Just a minute.
- And he went out--
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Wait a minute What did he do with
the four dogs he took yesterday?
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Oh, he shot those already.
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Oh, he buys dogs and
shoots them, huh?
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Yeah.
You ought to go out hunting.
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I think it would be
good for your nerves.
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That's funny.
I'm comfortable now.
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All right.
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There's nothing the
matter with my nerves.
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Say, if I was as nervous
as you, I'd shoot myself.
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If you were as nervous as me,
you couldn't even hit yourself.
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Say, by the way, are
you the nurse I kissed
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before I went under the ether?
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Oh, no.
That was my girlfriend.
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She's sick today.
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- She's sick today?
- Yeah.
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I'm not so well myself today.
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You know, she had a
funny case last week.
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Could I have a
little water, please?
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Thanks.
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She had a funny
case, your friend?
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Yeah.
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A woman had triplets on Monday,
and on Tuesday she had twins.
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- The same woman?
- Yeah.
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One of the triplets died.
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- One of the triplets died.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you go
to a mind reader.
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I'll bet they'd
charge you half price.
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One of the triplets died.
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I don't feel so good.
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- You're beginning to look very bad.
- I don't feel good.
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- Well, have you been eating good food?
- Oh, yes, I've been eating good food.
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Then maybe that's
the trouble with you.
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Maybe that's the
trouble with me?
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Yeah.
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I see.
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I'll find out soon enough.
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I had some x-rays taken yesterday.
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Oh, who do you suspect?
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- Who do I suspect?
- Yeah.
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X-rays.
X-ray pictures taken.
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If they come out all
right, I'll give you one.
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Oh, goody, goody.
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Why didn't you wait, though?
We could have made it a group.
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Made it a group?
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What's the name of the
doctor that's here?
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Oh, Cookingham.
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Well, why don't you
and Cookingham go away?
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I mean, go home
and leave me alone.
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Oh, did Dr. Cookingham
operate on you?
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Yes, and don't tell me he's good.
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Oh, he's a very good doctor.
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One of our patients had
trouble with his breathing,
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and he not only found the trouble,
but he stopped his breathing.
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- He stopped the breathing.
- Yeah.
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And that's what he's
trying to do to me.
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Let me tell you something.
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If I live, it's going
to be a surprise to him.
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And, you know, yesterday,
a woman had a little baby.
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And Dr. Cookingham
operated, and the baby died,
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and the mother died.
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That's too bad.
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Yeah, but he saved the father.
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- He saved the father?
- Then he's not a bad doctor.
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I was wrong about him.
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Is that your suit
hanging up there?
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My suit? Where?
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- Right there.
- That suit?
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Um hm.
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Yeah, that's my suit.
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My brother has one just like it.
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It's exactly the same as that.
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Of course, it isn't
blue like that.
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It's a sort of a grayish
brown, more on the white--
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- Same thing.
- Exactly the--
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- Yeah, same suit.
-- same thing.
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Of course, it isn't
single breasted like that.
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It's double breasted.
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- Same thing.
- It's the same thing.
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It doesn't happen
to be a tuxedo?
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No, no.
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It's a topcoat with
a bow on the side.
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I wonder if I could
be having fever.
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A topcoat with a
bow on the side?
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Yeah, my sister wore it
to a dance last night.
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Your sister wore
your brother's suit?
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Yeah.
Well, I haven't got a brother.
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What do-- you just told
me that you had a brother.
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00:08:48,525 --> 00:08:50,347
Oh, no.
That's my sister's brother.
248
00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:53,088
Oh, your sister's got a brother,
but you haven't got a brother.
249
00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:53,589
Yeah.
250
00:08:53,631 --> 00:08:54,978
You see, it's a long story.
251
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,955
If you draw up your chair,
I'll tell you about it.
252
00:08:56,997 --> 00:08:58,268
Draw up my chair?
253
00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:00,208
You see, my sister
and I are twins.
254
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:00,999
Yes.
255
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,348
And when we were born,
we were very, very young.
256
00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,598
Say, that's surprising.
257
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,249
Well, my sister
was left an orphan,
258
00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,548
and she didn't know
what to do with it.
259
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,506
So she gave it to my mother
and that's me.
260
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,346
- Who? You're the orphan?
- No, the mother.
261
00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:13,442
You're the mother.
Then your sister's the orphan.
262
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,377
No.
263
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,358
Well, you just said
you were twins.
264
00:09:16,401 --> 00:09:18,418
Well, you see, the only
difference between my sister
265
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,818
and me is, I was
born in Septober,
266
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,785
and she was born in Octember.
267
00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:23,928
Now, wait just a minute.
268
00:09:23,971 --> 00:09:27,038
That's a little-- she
was born in Septober,
269
00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,358
and you were born in Octember.
270
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,229
Yes.
271
00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:30,438
Ask me when I was born.
272
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,948
- When were you born?
- I was born the fifth of Remember.
273
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,322
Oh, that's just a month
after my brother was born.
274
00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:37,407
Look.
Go-- go away.
275
00:09:37,455 --> 00:09:39,187
I mean, I've got all
kinds of troubles.
276
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,739
- Leave me alone.
- Well--
277
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,368
A month after your
brother was born.
278
00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,878
- You're really twins, huh?
- Oh, sure.
279
00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,308
Nobody can tell us apart.
280
00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:47,058
Whenever they see my
sister, they think it's me,
281
00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,058
and whenever they see me,
they think it's my sister.
282
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,408
It's positively uncanny.
283
00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:52,323
The only difference
between my sister and me
284
00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:54,388
is that we both have
brains except my sister.
285
00:09:54,431 --> 00:09:56,226
You both have brains
except your sister?
286
00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:56,902
Yes.
287
00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,588
But nobody can tell us apart.
288
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,459
- It's absolutely uncanny.
- Oh, there you are.
289
00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,908
Are you ready for lunch, Gracie?
290
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,578
- Oh, sure.
- Just a minute.
291
00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,678
Are you going to tell me that
this is your twin sister?
292
00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,478
You're not the only one.
293
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,612
- Nobody can tell us apart.
- Come on.
294
00:10:09,715 --> 00:10:11,419
I'm going to have five cream puffs.
I'm starved.
295
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,088
Ooh, that's good for your diet.
296
00:10:13,136 --> 00:10:14,664
What Is that?
297
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,288
So Doc Cookingham operated
on you, too, did he?
298
00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:18,573
Ha!
299
00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,898
What a butcher he is.
300
00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:23,102
He operated on me, and left
a rubber glove in my neck.
301
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,981
- A rubber glove in your neck?
- Yeah. That's nothing.
302
00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,299
He left a pair of
scissors in my ear.
303
00:10:37,214 --> 00:10:39,280
Did anybody see my umbrella?
304
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:40,453
Umbrella!
305
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,639
Ugh!
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