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My Girlfriend is an Alien

- Episode 16 - My Girlfriend is an Alien

Chai Xiaoqi. Get up!

I don't want to get up.

I don't want to go to work.

I won't get up. I won't.

Last night, What happened to us ?

What could happen in the middle of the night?

We just slept.

You leaned on me,

which makes my neck ache.

If I don't remember it wrong,

did you feed me with a medicine?

What a tricks are you going to play?

If you want money, I can give you.

Why did you play this boring trick?

Gosh!

I haven't taken the annunciator!

Who knows that you are so weak

and you had a fever all night,

which made me forget to do what I should do.

I'm depressed.

What is the thing you should do?

What do you want to do?

I should be the one who're worried you may do something to me.

What do you think I may do to you?

Why are you still here?

I'm pestered by him.

How can I go back?

Why do you blame me?

Why can't I blame you?

OK. Stop!

Why is young couple nowadays so impulsive?

-Shut up. -Shut up.

Who is couple?

When are you going to release us?

Can we go now?

I forgot that you are still here.

Why don't you contact me?

Mr. Fang,

something happened.

This morning,

Public Relations Department has contacted Jiang Xue.

But the other party has refused to communicate.

Go to her company.

What else do you want to do?

I didn't finish

what I wanted to do yesterday.

When are we available for a date?

Are you done?

I am not going to hold you accountable for yesterday.

Don't be more insatiable.

Done.

We were done long before.

My baby,

drink the milk.

It's fresh,

can supply the calcium.

Quickly.

Mom,

How old am I,

do I need the calcium supplement.

Or I will be 2m tall.

No matter how old you are, you are still a child in my eyes.

OK, OK.

I see, Miss Zhou.

Sit down.

Come.

Let me do massage for you.

Little brat.

Security, is always made by oneself.

After all,

Jiang Xue

make him feel secure.

Have a look.

One changes lovers all the time.

Isn't it because he hasn't met the partner

he feel best sense of security?

So,

do you plan to get married in the future?

Fang Leng's relationship with that delivery girl

is unclear.

What is going on here?

I am going out.

Ruthless Fang,

Heartless Fang.

I would rather go back to my parent star

than meet you, the ruthless and heartless guy.

Bad guy.

Xiaoqi.

Yes.

Why are you here so early?

Such a big deal occurred, how can I not come?

I heard Ms. Chai say that you were outside all night.

Are you sad?

Yes, quite.

My throat is aching.

Here.

My shoulders wait for you.

I will accompany you to pass it.

Now compared to your shoulders,

I prefer to have a nice sleep.

As long as I sleep,

everything is gonna be fine.

Hey, wait, wait.

Don't you know?

Know what?

No.

Nothing.

Yesterday,

I had a nightmare,

dreaming of you being so sad.

So I came to see you

early this morning.

All dreams are

reverse.

What's more,

My heart is so strong

that no one can destroy it.

Now

as long as I fall asleep,

everything will pass.

We don't have the plan at present.

You

are so weird.

What are you doing today?

Nothing.

But the company has something

extremely important.

It's time to go to work now.

Go to a place with me.

Go, go, go.

Where?

Here you are.

See how my flowers are.

You are good at flower arrangement.

But you lied better.

It seems that you're making a punitive expedition against me.

Miss Jiang.

You announced the information without my permission

which is bad for both of us.

Why it's bad?

At lease you come to me now.

Yesterday, I did not go to the appointment in time.

It is my mistake.

I apologize to you.

But you can't

handle the problem in such a wayward way.

Wayward?

I used to be so reasonable

that I was hurt by you again and again.

What happened to us before?

I have been keeping this photo.

Because I am afraid that without it,

I would forget

the past between us.

This is the past between us?

When did we know each other?

Do you remember the tea shop I said?

When I was a child,

my parents were busy with business abroad.

The home was totally empty.

I didn't want to go home after school everyday.

So

I had to do homework there.

I didn't expect you to be like me.

You didn't like going home

so we had been hiding there

until the door was closed.

So you were my girlfriend?

I don't know if I was.

I used a lot of ways to be your friend.

Then

I confessed my love to you.

You promised me.

But the next day there was a heavy rain.

You didn't remember me.

So you already knew my secret.

I didn't expect such a ridiculous thing

would happen to you.

At first I just thought

you were playing with me.

So what do you want?

Do you think that I am coming to you for your identity

like any other woman?

All I want is

let you help me completely give up.

Sorry.

I really don't remember anything.

Yeah.

You don't.

Miss Jiang,

I can't remember my past.

For me,

the present matters the most.

Then let's not talk about the past,

let's talk about the present.

Would you like to restart with me?

I have not considered this question.

Now there are full of our scandals.

You have to think about it.

You are not forcing me

but yourself.

Yes.

I am forcing myself.

Because I don't want to be the same as before,

Just knowing to wait sillily.

At least I tried.

You?

Would you like to try again?

Welcome.

Come in, please.

The biggest feature of this perfume shop

is that it has all kinds of linear fragrance.

without top, middle or low notes,

some of these are not even a scent.

Such as this one,

it's called tears.

Have a try.

What scent can tears have?

How is it?

Is there a salty, sour and bitter sense

that stimulates your eyes?

I'm not interested.

I won't shed tears.

Then try this.

This is called storm.

How is it?

Is there

a strong sense of dampness?

It reminds you of the stormy night.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

What are you thinking?

Maybe

I'm too sleepy today.

Why do I think you're so strange today?

Tell me.

What did you do last night?

I went to Fang Leng,

asked him for something.

But I think I may never get it back again.

What did he take from you?

Is it

your teenage heart?

If my bro is in love,

will you be sad?

Why?

A iron-hearted person like him

would better like someone else.

Really?

Even in my dream, I hope he can fall in love with others.

Just lie to yourself.

I didn't lie.

What I said is true.

Even if he

strips his clothes and poses in front of me,

I won't do anything to him.

You need to know

I used not to treat earth men like this.

Although I said I don't like him,

my body

is honest.

It's true.

I have formed antibodies against him now.

I have strong resistance.

Then

as for me?

As for you,

I have been bearing up for a long time.

I'm wrong.

I'm wrong. I'm wrong.

I'm wrong.

I'm wrong. I'm wrong.

You believe me now?

Yes, yes.

I believe you.

Then I am going home.

Eh.

Everything depends on fate.

We don't have the plan at present.

I hope that you can give...

Then,

it occurs to me that...

Well...

You should accompany me to a place later.

Our company's sales department.

Let's take a look at the most popular perfumes.

What happened to you?

Why are you so busy today?

I...

What is going on?

Tell me.

Can't I reform myself?

I am full of strength to

develop a superb product with you.

I will let my bro see you differently.

I want him to know

what a good woman he missed.

I don't care what he thinks about me.

Anyway, I am very happy now.

Do you remember in the past...

Then help me become a good man,

can't you?

Mr. Fang.

Are you ok?

Mr. Han.

What's the earliest memories you find

of me and Jiang Xue?

Maybe it's

when Jiang Xue had first blind date with you.

After all, your memory database

was built

after entering the company.

This...

That is what you and Xiaoqi

lost in the mall yesterday.

Release me.

Ruthless earth man,

I ordered you to send me to

to see my dear Xiaoqi.

I really don't know what

this woman is doing with a turtle all day long.

Does she know how to tell the fortune?

None of your business.

Lower earth creature.

You can't even hear my critics.

Mr. Fang.

After all, it is Xiaoqi's pet.

It's better to give it back to her as soon as possible.

This is the most important sales analysis data

of our Group F in recent years.

Fang Lie,

you think too highly of me.

I should.

Recently,

you'd better stay at home.

Like

Internet,

TV or newspaper,

don't look at them.

It's more important to study hard.

Yes.

Whether our products can hold the throat of the market

stably, correctly and firmly

depends on your understanding.

It seems very important.

I will do it.

Bro, why do you come?

Why are you looking at me like this?

I feel uncomfortable.

It's me who should feel uncomfortable.

You drugged me first,

then you seduced my little brother.

What do you want to do exactly?

Can you make it clear?

Don't always bother me.

You are bothering her.

Bro,

don't you know

what you have done?

Why am I bothering her?

You...

That...

Well...

He is sick.

Can you not quarrel?

You go back first.

I will stand out for you.

OK.

Don't go.

Make it clear.

Bro,

Do you have to cause a bigger problem by yourself?

Do you want to hurt her once more?

Eh.

He...

He...

He's sick.

Don't quarrel.

Don't quarrel.

I will...

OK.

Go back.

OK.

Bro, do you know?

I did only one thing the whole day

just to avoid Xiaoqi knowing

the anecdote between you and Jiang Xue.

Can you stop to

torture all of us?

Xiaoqi,

you're back finally.

I am worried to death.

You don't have to worry about me.

Hey,

after lovelorn,

you young people can do anything.

How can I not be worried?

Lovelorn?

What?

You still don't know?

Ah.

Come, come.

Security is always made by oneself.

I don't care what's relationship between you and Jiang Xue.

If you two made it up together,

please

don't come to Xiaoqi anymore.

Made it up together?

You know that I was couple with Jiang Xue?

The past thing,

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

But don't overdo it too much.

From Jiang Xue to Xiaoqi,

which one is not damped by you?

You can't break up with these silly women

just because you are a jerk.

I met Jiang Xue when we were at school.

Fang Lie, you know it.

So what?

Do you think you can go back to the past?

Jiang Xue and I

doesn't have that relationship you think.

Now the news is spreading all over.

You are still playing with others.

You are great.

No wonder you are my bro.

Not positive,

not refuse,

not responsible.

It's woman's bad luck

to meet you.

You are so mad

just for Xiaoqi?

Relationship confirmed?

I'm so angry.

This jerk, Fang Leng,

He slept with me yesterday.

But he goes out today and confirms the relationship

with other women.

Calm down.

I think the most important thing now

is to talk with him,

make everything clear.

Make love to each other, make love to each other,

then you should make it clear.

Yes, you're right.

I just can't stand you hurting her.

I know what you mean.

Maybe I loved Xiaoqi before.

But I don't remember

that feeling now.

Then you say,

What should I do to avoid hurting her?

I don't need you to do anything.

You just need to think over a question.

Tell me.

Do you still want Xiaoqi?

No matter how hard she tries to approach you,

like you,

do you still want her?

Eh.

Bro.

Bro.

Profiteer, profiteer.

Fang Leng.

Mr. Fang, the take-out is here.

I'm so cold.

Can you hold me?

This way, I won't feel cold.

Don't you always want to know the answer?

Hear it clearly.

I don't want her.

If you want,

take her.

OK.

Great.

Bro, I remember what you said today.

If you regret later,

I won't be easy to you.

Xiaoqi.

You come back so early.

How's it?

Xiaoqi.

What's wrong, Xiaoqi?

I'm leaking.

What?

Leaking?

Don't ruin my new furniture.

Wait a second.

I will take the tool upstairs.

What can I do?

I'm going to break down, I'm leaking.

Xiaoqi,

Xiaoqi, please calm down.

You aren't leaking,

it's tear.

Tear?

Yes.

Are you silly?

God, I'm going to break down.

Where's the leak?

Where's the leak? Where's the leak?

Where's the leak?

Ah...

Where's the leak?

Here.

Hey.

Xiaoqi, why are you crying?

Cry, cry, cry.

You will feel better when you cry out.

Right?

No.

It's all the taste of tear.

The taste of tear.

What taste can tear have?

It's a taste of souring that stimulates your nose.

Why am I crying?

This is low and embarrassing.

It's not embarrassing for a girl

to cry.

You should cry.

It's better to

cry in front of Fang Leng.

In this way,

he will love you dearly.

No.

I can't cry in front of him.

I am

Gillis Cal Qiuso Cara Cara Number Seven.

If this continues,

I will degrade to a fish.

Fish...

How can a fish cry?

Fishes don't cry in the water.

Fishes in the water...

Xiaoqi, drink some hot milk.

Ah...

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi, are you ok? Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi, Xiaoqi,

Xiaoqi, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqi?

-Ms. Chai. - Xiaoqi.

I'm sick, sis.

You aren't dead.

You are alive.

I'm treating.

Treat?

Treat what?

The illness of crying.

Doesn't human say if you lack something, you can supply it.

I want to steep for a while.

Maybe I can get cured.

No.

No way.

Are you...

Are you so mad

that your brain breaks down?

Ms. Chai.

It's all my fault.

It's my fault.

I shouldn't push you to get close to the one

who was born with a sliver spoon at first.

I shouldn't let you think

you can be married to the wealthy family.

The Cinderella plot on TV,

it won't happen in real life.

Xiaoqi, it's all my fault.

My fault, I promise you.

I won't ask you for the money you owed me.

OK?

As long as you are alive.

Do you hear it, Xiaoqi?

Ms. Chai, I won't steep.

Don't be sad, Ms. Chai.

Does human's tear infect others?

Ms. Chai, I won't steep.

Be obedient.

Then you should be obedient.

Don't worry.

I'm not that weak.

He just doesn't want me anymore,

I don't want him, either.

He makes me cry today,

I will make him bleed tomorrow.

I am very great.

Yes, don't forget

our

Fighting.

Fighting!

Hey, I am frightened to death.

Get up quickly.

I will weep the hair for you.

Dry the hair.

No matter how hard she tries to approach you,

like you,

do you still want her?

I don't want her.

If you want,

take her.

Xiaoqi,

are you ok?

I'm not ok.

I can't control my crying eyes.

Can you help me find some files?

Is there

any way to push my tears back?

I have found it.

There is never a medical record of crying in our planet.

Just like the earthling don't know how to erupt.

This is not a good symptom.

For you, Fang Leng seems very dangerous.

Or we can find another way to get back to our planet.

No, for what?

Why am I like a

damped belongings?

I have to meet him.

He should give me an explanation.

This afternoon's meeting is temporarily cancelled.

I need to take a break.

Yes.

But the chairman asked

you to come there tonight.

Do you want to make it another time?

No.

Go.

Hey, hey.

Fang Leng.

- Fang Leng. - Miss.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng, get off.

- Fang Leng. - Leave her alone.

Where are you going?

Fang Leng, get off.

Where are you going?

Miss.

Fang Leng.

Miss.

Fang Leng, don't go.

Fang Leng.

Miss.

Don't touch me.

Let me go.

Fang Leng.

Are you crazy?

Do you now how dangerous it was?

What?

You concern about me?

Of course.

Of course I concern about you.

I'm afraid that if I hit you

Then I need time to deal with your issue.

You...

Do you think I want to tangle with you?

You're done here.

Why do you block me in the early morning?

I...

I am here to give you my wishes.

Wishes?

Yes.

I wish you such a good girlfriend.

I wish you a forever love.

I wish you a sweet love.

I know.

Anything else?

I...

You looks...

Are you still loving me?

Of course not.

That would be best.

Listen clearly.

We are from different worlds.

So,

we'd better not get entangled.

It's good for both of us.

Understand?

Answer.

Yes.

You'd better remember your words.

Don't tangle with me anymore.

We are clear.

I'm not angry.

I'm not angry at all.

I'm not angry at all.

I'm happy.

Especially.

I want to give you wishes.

Why?

Do you think you can just leave

after kissing and hugging me?

You can't cry, can't.

You will lose if you cry, Chai Xiaoqi.

You can't cry, can't.

Hold it.

Ah, ghost!

Where's the ghost? Where?

Nothing?

What's going on?

What's going on?

This...

What's going on?

This...

What?

Ghost!

= Fang Leng and Jiang Xue have been secretly dating =

Humph.

Come here, sit down.

I've seen the news.

Not bad.

Fang Leng.

= Fang Leng and Jiang Xue have been secretly dating =

You have played enough these years.

It's time for you to find a serious girl

and settle down.

You must be clear with that delivery girl.

Yes.

That's good.

I would rather offend a gentleman than a villain.

If they cause troubles,

it can be big or small.

Xiaoqi won't.

Emm...

I mean

we have talked.

She won't be childish.

That's good.

Do you pay attention to the way of speaking?

She's a patient.

Don't stimulate her.

I will deal with it carefully.

Is she recovered?

I have broken up with Xiaoqi.

After all, it's her privacy.

I think

there's no need to discuss it.

Fine,

don't mention the past.

Aunt Zhou and I cares about Xue the most.

When do you plan to marry her?

Dad.

It's my own business.

Don't worry about it.

Xue is not a woman like your exes,

you can't deal with her easily.

Since she has confessed with the press,

you should settle down as soon as possible.

Dad.

I'm tired.

I will rest in my room.

Sis, what's the matter?

I think Fang Leng and Chai Xiaoqi must have some problems.

Your previous guess may be right.

To dismantle the lie of Fang Leng,

the breakthrough

is Chai Xiaoqi.

Sis,

don't be worried.

We will try to spy.

As long as we find the breakthrough,

the truth will be revealed soon.

OK.

What do you mean?

I have considered it.

The past is passed,

the present is now.

I don't want to be with you again

because of my compensation for you.

Why?

I lost the memory of you,

I feel sorry.

But I can't lose the feelings.

I only appreciate you,

I don't want to hurt you again.

If I say

I'm not afraid of getting hurt,

even you don't have feelings for me,

but you said

you appreciate me,

which means I still have chances,

doesn't it?

Actually you have guessed it, right?

Guess what?

You know I am a businessman.

Whatever I do,

my sense of reason

is always bigger than my emotion.

You know I need a woman

to match with me.

So you publish our relationship.

You think I won't push you away

for the benefit,

am I wrong?

No.

But I really don't want to use you.

Fang Leng.

Do you know?

All these years,

I have never felt that I have broken up with you.

Because you lost your memory,

you owe me an explanation.

You can just

just regard it as a chance to let me completely give up,

would you like to try again with me?

Jiang Xue,

why are you so stubborn?

I promise you,

if you find it not okay after we try it,

I will let you go.

OK?

Xiaoqi hasn't come back now.

Did there something happen to her?

When did you come in?

I've been waiting for you.

Why haven't I seen you?

I...

Why am I back?

Xiaoqi,

are you stimulated

for the lovelorn?

I tell you,

you have to cheer up.

Tell me.

Did you meet Fang Leng today?

Ah.

Fire!

Fire! Fire!

Fire! Fight the fire!

Fire!

Fight the fire!

What can we do?

Ah.

What's going on?

Xiaobu,

save me quickly.

What's wrong with you, so noisy?

I don't know.

My super power is messing around,

I can't control it at all.

Look.

Isn't it normal?

No.

The downstairs is going to burn to ground because of me.

Calm down.

Tell me about specific symptoms.

It's...

I ran around

and discharged the electricity all around.

Is there a pattern?

I don't know.

Anyway, it will come soon.

Xiaoqi,

is this your illusion?

How do I do then you can believe me?

= Fang Lie =

Hello.

Xiaoqi.

What's going on?

Why don't you come to work without reasons?

I...

I don't mean it.

I know

You must be on purpose.

I have something urgent.

I will leave you here.

I will explain to you later.

Don't... Don't hang up.

I heard from Ms. Chai.

I am here to guide you.

Xiaoqi, do you know

people have to work

besides love?

Do you know the difference between

the lovelorn of a rich person and a poor person?

I don't know.

Easy.

The lovelorn of a poor person,

You can't even afford

a waterproof makeups.

I am not lovelorn.

If someone is lovelorn,

it must be Fang Leng.

Hello.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

You really didn't lie to me.

Maybe I can't say his name?

Xiaoqi.

Aren't you home?

Hi, this...

I am always here and never leave.

OK.

I see.

You deliberately call me

behind the wall.

Don't be so romantic next time.

I was worried about you.

I heard that my bro and you...

Don't mention your bro.

God, my god.

Your bro is now my curse.

I tell you.

You aren't allowed to mention him.

What's up?

Quickly.

Find a rope

to tie me.

I tell you.

Otherwise, something very terrible will happen.

Go quickly.

Hey.

Don't say such nonsense.

Quickly!

I know you don't feel good.

Ah.

No matter how serious it is,

I will accompany you to get it through.

You are the one who can't get it through.

What?

Only my bro can?

Don't mention your bro.

It's done.

Hello.

Call the electrical power department here.

Hello.

Hello.

I'm afraid.

So afraid.

Xiaoqi.

Don't be afraid.

Even a horrible monster comes out,

I will protect you.

If one day,

you find I am also a horrible monster,

will you be afraid?

Even you are a horrible monster,

you are a cute monster.

I can't wait to protect you.

Don't think too much.

Go, stand by me.

Eh.

It's ok.

Go.

I will send you home.

OK.

OK.

Wow.

= Anlian =

The day in the bathtub,

I had comforted her.

But I can't see her while working,

you take more care of her.

I see.

Next time she does such a silly thing,

inform me immediately.

What do you do?

Aren't you quite great?

You even committed suicide yourself with the bathtub.

Why do you hide yourself now?

I fear that I will frighten you if I become something weird.

Don't play Madam White Snake with me.

Who haven't been lovelorn?

It will be ok after you cry.

Leaving my bro

means get out of the sorrow.

Don't mention your bro.

Once you mention him, I get numb.

I can't control myself.

OK, OK, I won't.

If I don't mention him,

can you not think of him?

Of course I can.

OK.

That's good.

I am afraid that you feel bad if you don't speak out.

Have a nice sleep first.

No matter how serious it is,

let's leave it until awake.

OK.

I leave you here.

It's me.

I said don't touch her.

After the rain stops,

we will be good.

= Anlian =

Why are you here?

To bring you the breakfast.

I heard your stomach is not good.

So I especially made a healthy porridge for you.

You don't have to do it.

Why?

Gossip girlfriend is not a girlfriend?

Then let me tidy up a bit.

No need.