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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 HEY, GOOD MORNING. GLAD TO SEE YOU. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 HEY. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 I'M IN THE RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT? FREE CAR WASH? 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 YEAH, PULL UP AND, UH -- YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE A MINUTE. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 UM, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CAR WITH ONE OF OUR TECHNICIANS 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE SHOWROOM, IF YOU'D LIKE. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] KNEW THERE HAD TO BE A CATCH. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 OH, NO. NO PRESSURE. 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 UH, HAVE A CUP OF JOE. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 ALL RIGHT. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WITH US TODAY, DADDY. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 LOT OF SALESMEN ON CAR-WASH DUTY. 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 A LOT OF SALESMEN BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS WITH CUSTOMERS. 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I SEE. 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 NO, I DON'T. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 23 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:12,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I SAVED ME A POT O' GOLD AT THOREAU. 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 YOU CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT EITHER, HUH? 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 UH, NO, NO. 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 IT'S JUST...THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF I'D 29 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 HAD MORE TIME, THAT'S ALL. 30 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 OH, OWN THE BRILLIANCE, DUDE. 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 SINCE THOSE COMMERCIALS HIT THE AIR, 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 THIS PLACE HAS BEEN HUMMING. 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 YOU WANT TO DRIVE TO LUNCH OR SHOULD I? 34 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 UNLESS THAT'S YOUR UP. 35 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Terry: UH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S MY UP. 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 LAWRENCE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT? 37 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 REALLY? THE MONTH ENDS TOMORROW. 38 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. 39 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 YOU'RE GETTING COCKY. 41 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 EH, THE UNIVERSE WILL GIVE ME WHAT IT WANTS TO GIVE ME. 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF THE POT. 43 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS STUPID MACHINE? 44 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 ATE UP THE WHOLE SECURITY TAPE. 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I DON'T KNOW. 46 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 YEAH. 47 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I'M TELLING YOU, MY OLD MAN'S DRIVING ME CRAZY -- 48 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 JUST SITS THERE IN THE CORNER LIKE A STUFFED BEAR. 49 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 HIS HEAD DOESN'T MOVE, 50 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 BUT I CAN FEEL HIS EYES FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO. 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 YOU GOT TO CUT THE GUY SOME SLACK. 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 THESE OLD DUDES -- THEY DON'T RETIRE WELL. 53 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 JUST NOT GOOD WITH FREE TIME. 54 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 [ GASPS, GROANING ] 55 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 AAH, DAMN IT. 56 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 YOU OKAY? 57 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 YEAH. WHOO. 58 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 MY TOOTH IS SENSITIVE. 59 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 EVERY TIME I DRINK COLD WATER, IT JUST -- IT SHOCKS A NERVE. 60 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 OH, MAN, IT HURTS LIKE CRAZY. 61 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 SO, WHY ARE YOU DRINKING COLD WATER? 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I KNOW, RIGHT? WHY? 63 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 64 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 IT'S THE PIMPLE THAT IT HURTS EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH IT. 65 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 YOU STILL GOT TO DO IT. 66 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 NO, BUT DAMN IT, IT HURTS. [ CHUCKLES ] 67 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 HOW CRAZY IS FATE, HUH? 68 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 HOMELESS GUY KNOCKS YOUR TOOTH OUT, 69 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 AND YOU GET TO SEE DORI AGAIN. 70 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 WAIT. DORI. UH, BLIND-DATE DORI? 71 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 YEAH. YEAH, THANKS FOR BRINGING ME TO HER. 72 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I'M SURE SHE GOT REAL TURNED ON 73 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 WATCHING ME DROOL ALL OVER MYSELF. 74 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW. SHE IS A DENTAL HYGIENIST. 75 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 YEAH. YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 76 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 NO, I'M NOT GONNA CALL HER. 77 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 78 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 UH-HUH. 79 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 AND I'LL TAKE THAT WHENEVER. 80 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 THANK YOU. 81 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 WHAT'S WITH THE MUFFIN? Joe: YEAH, UH -- 82 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 YEAH, IS TODAY YOUR... YEAH. 83 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 84 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 ...BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY? 85 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 HAD TO DO IT, RIGHT? 86 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I TELL YOU NOT TO DO IT, AND NOW LOOK AT THIS. 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I GOT A THREE-MONTH-OLD MUFFIN 88 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME CRAP ALL DAY. 89 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S TO HITTING THE GROUND RUNNING. 91 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 TURN 50 TODAY, PLAY YOUR FIRST PRO TOURNAMENT TOMORROW, HUH? 92 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,000 HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU? 93 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 IT'S NOT A PRO TOURNAMENT. 94 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 IT'S THE PREQUALIFIER -- I TOLD YOU THAT -- 95 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 TO GET INTO THE TOURNAMENT. 96 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 THERE'S 100 GUYS PLAYING FOR 5 SPOTS. 97 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 OKAY. YEAH, YEAH. 98 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 YOU SUCK. WE KNOW. 99 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU ALMOST PUSSED OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 100 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT GREAT WHAT-IF 101 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 THAT'S BEEN ITCHING YOU, 102 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 AND YOU ARE GONNA SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF IT. 103 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 REALLY, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 104 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I DON'T NEED OR WANT A PEP TALK. 105 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 FINE. I CAN'T BE THERE, ANYWAY. 106 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,000 BUT I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU... IN MY MIND. 107 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 108 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE IT SEXUAL? 109 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 110 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 YEAH. I'LL BE THERE, 112 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 CHEERING LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. 113 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 REALLY? YOUR BOSS KNOW? 114 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 IF HE KEEPS SELLING CARS THE WAY HE HAS BEEN, 115 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 HE CAN TAKE THE WHOLE MONTH OFF. 116 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 HUH. OH, COOL. 117 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 YEAH. 118 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 MM. OH, HERE WE GO. 119 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 HERE WE GO. 120 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 NOPE. HOLD ON. 121 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 [ GRUNTS ] 122 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 DON'T PUNCH THE MUFFIN. 123 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 124 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 GOT A FULLY ENCLOSED TRUNK. 125 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 WOW. THIS IS A REALLY NICE CAR. 126 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 YEAH. 127 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I-I DON'T THINK I CAN PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS RIGHT NOW. 128 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,000 YEAH, WELL, DECISIONS ARE HARD. 129 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LOOK. YOU LOOK AT THOSE BIRDS. 130 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 THINK THEY WORRY LIKE WE DO? 131 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 NO. 132 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 WHEN ONE BIRD WANTS TO FLY AWAY, HE JUST GOES. 133 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 HE DOESN'T CHECK IN WITH ANY OTHER BIRDS. 134 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 YEAH, HE'S GOT WINGS. HE CAN -- HE CAN JUST GO. 135 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 136 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 [ HORN HONKS ] 137 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 YEAH! WHOO! 139 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 140 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 141 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 OH, COME ON, GUYS. 142 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I TELL YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING. 143 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 HERE. 144 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 OH. ALL RIGHT. 145 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 WHAT COULD THIS BE? 146 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 GOLF BALLS! OH, I WISH I PLAYED. 147 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 LOOK INSIDE, GOOF. 148 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 [ LAUGHS ] 149 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 OH, YOU PAINTED THEM, LIKE YOU USED TO. 150 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 OH. 151 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 THANKS, LUCY. IT'S GREAT. 152 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 HERE. 153 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 WHAT'D YOU MAKE ME, LUNCH? 154 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 IS THIS MY DAD'S? 156 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 YEAH. 157 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 UH, LAST TIME WE WERE AT GRANDPA'S, 158 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I SAW HIS OLD CLUBS IN THE GARAGE, AND -- I DON'T KNOW -- 159 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 I THOUGHT IT'D MAKE A GOOD GOOD-LUCK CHARM. 160 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 SO YOU STOLE IT. 161 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 THANKS. ALBERT, THIS IS GREAT. 163 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 PLUS, I CAN ALWAYS SNEAK IT BACK AFTER WE PLAY TOMORROW -- 164 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I MEAN, AFTER WE WIN TOMORROW. 165 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. JUST DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 166 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 NO. YOU'RE GONNA WIN. 167 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 YEAH, YOU GOT TO. WE DON'T WANT A LOSER FOR A DAD. 168 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 OKAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD. 169 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 ALL RIGHT. YEAH, GOOD NIGHT. 170 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 OH, SHIT. 171 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 THANKS, KELLY. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE EXTRA 30 DAYS. 172 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 OKAY, BYE. 173 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 [ SIGHS ] 174 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 HEY, O, YOU GOT A SECOND? 175 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 YEAH. WHAT'S UP? 176 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 WELL, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, WE, UH, MADE THOSE COMMERCIALS, 177 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK, UH -- 178 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 WELL, I THINK THEY CAME OUT PRETTY GOOD. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 UM, I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. 180 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 BETTER HOW? 181 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I MEAN, THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH LAWRENCE HAS BROUGHT 182 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 IN MORE TRAFFIC 183 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 THAN ANY SPOT SENIOR'S DONE IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS. 184 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 [ LAUGHS ] BUT DON'T SAY THAT 185 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 IN FRONT OF HIM. 186 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 NO. WOW. 187 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I'M GLAD THAT YOU THINK THAT. IT MAKES THIS EASIER. 188 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 UM...I'M QUITTING. 189 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 AGAIN? WELL, NO, O, 190 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 I'M SERIOUS. 191 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 MAKING THOSE COMMERCIALS, 192 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I-I REALLY -- I FELT LIKE MYSELF AGAIN. 193 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY BUILT FOR SELLING CARS. 194 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 YOU'RE TIED FOR FIRST IN SALES THIS MONTH. 195 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I KNOW. 196 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 ACTUALLY, I JUST SOLD A CORVETTE. 197 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE SHRINK HERE, 198 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 BUT THIS IS THE SAME SHIT YOU'VE BEEN DOING 199 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU. 200 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 YOU'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON HERE. 201 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 YOU'RE LOOKED UP TO, MAKING A GOOD BUCK. 202 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 YOU'RE GETTING COMFORTABLE. 203 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 BUT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN UNCOMFORTABLE FOR SO LONG, 204 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 THAT ACTUALLY FEELS WRONG TO YOU. 205 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 SO YOU'RE, UM, SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING NEW. 206 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 THAT WAS TRUE IN THE PAST, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. 207 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 WORKING HERE HAS SHOWN ME 208 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 HOW MUCH I CAN DO WHEN I APPLY MYSELF, 209 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GIVING ME THAT CHANCE. 210 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 SO DO THE ARTSY-FARTSY SHIT ON THE SIDE 211 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 AND KEEP SELLING CARS. 212 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I NEED YOU HERE. 213 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 NO, YOU DON'T. THAT'S THE THING. 214 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I MEAN -- I MEAN, LOOK AT LAWRENCE. 215 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 THE GUY'S ON FIRE. CARL'S KICKING ASS. 216 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 EVERYBODY OUT THERE, THEY'RE KICKING ASS. 217 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 THE STUFF THAT YOU'RE DOING -- THAT YOU ARE DOING -- 218 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 A MONTH FROM NOW, YOU WON'T EVEN MISS ME. 219 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 YOU SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE? 220 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 WHAT? 221 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 I'M EVEN FALLING FOR THIS SHIT. 222 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] LOOK, IT'S JUST I KNOW MYSELF, RIGHT? 223 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 AND IF I HANG AROUND, I'LL JUST PUT ALL THAT STUFF SECOND. 224 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,000 O...KAY. 225 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 UM, I-I KNEW THIS DAY WAS COMING, 226 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 BUT I HOPED IT'D BE 10 CORVETTES FROM NOW. 227 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 [ LAUGHS ] 228 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. IT SUCKS YOU'RE LEAVING. 229 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 BUT, UM, TERRY, YOU SOLD A HELL OF A LOT OF CARS. 230 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,000 YOU DID YOUR PART, SAVING OUR ASSES WITH THOSE COMMERCIALS. 231 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 SO, WHAT DOES -- WHAT DOES ERIN THINK ABOUT ALL THIS? 232 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 233 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 234 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 UNCOMFORTABLE. 235 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 236 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? YOU JUST TURNED 50. 237 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 YOU'RE LIKE THE YOUNGEST GUY HERE. 238 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 IT'S LIKE AN ADVANTAGE. 239 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 240 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 YEAH, I GUESS. 241 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 OKAY, I'M GOING! 242 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I PROMISE THESE BOXES WILL BE GONE 243 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM WORK. 244 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Terry: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. TWO MINUTES. 245 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 TWO MINUTES, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST COFFEE OF YOUR LIFE. 246 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I'M KIND OF LATE. 247 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 NO, YOU WON'T REGRET IT, I PROMISE. 248 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 HEY, IS IT CASUAL MONDAY AT WORK TODAY? 249 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 NO, I'M NOT GOING IN. I'M GONNA GO WATCH OLD 250 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 MEN PLAY GOLF, REMEMBER? 251 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. GOD, I WISH I WORKED FOR MY BEST FRIEND. 252 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT -- I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 253 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 I'M PRETTY MUCH DONE THERE. 254 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,000 KIND OF, UH...I KIND OF QUIT. 255 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 OKAY, I'M -- I'M CONFUSED. 256 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 WHEN -- WHEN -- WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS -- 257 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 YESTERDAY. 258 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING BONKERS 259 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 OVER THE COMMERCIAL, RIGHT? 260 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 UH, OKAY. RIGHT? 261 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT'S BEEN PRETTY EXCITING, 262 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 AND IT'S MADE ME WANT TO DO SOMETHING CREATIVE AGAIN. 263 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 THIS ABOUT ACTING? 264 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 NO, NO, ACTUALLY. DIRECTING. 265 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 WOW. 266 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 YEAH, AND NAOMI -- YOU KNOW, THE DIRECTOR THAT 267 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT -- 268 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 UM, SHE'S SHOOTING THIS BIG, HUGE CELLPHONE COMMERCIAL, 269 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 UH, NEXT WEEK. 270 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 AND SHE SAID THAT, YOU KNOW, IF I WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, 271 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 I COULD COME ON THE SET AND, UM, YOU KNOW, 272 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,000 PICK HER BRAIN, AND... 273 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 I-I KNOW I'M KIND OF DROPPING THIS ON YOU RIGHT NOW. 274 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 I'VE GOT A CLASS IN LIKE -- IN LIKE 20 MINUTES. 275 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 OKAY, RIGHT, AND SO, YOU KNOW, 276 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 WE'LL JUST -- WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER, OKAY? 277 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 278 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 EXCEPT AFTER WORK, I GOT TO GO DROP OFF MY KEYS 279 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 AT MY APARTMENT -- MY OLD APARTMENT. 280 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 OKAY, OKAY. SO -- SO -- SO AFTER THAT, OKAY? 281 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I GUESS. 282 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Senior: YOU'RE SPREADING YOUR GUYS TOO THIN. 283 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 THEY OUGHT TO BE OUT THERE RUBBER-NECKING AND PUPPY-DOGGING 284 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 AND NOT PLAYING VALET TO A BUNCH OF -- OF FREELOADERS. 285 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 WELL, IT'S A NUMBERS GAME, DADDY. 286 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 MORE PEOPLE ON THE LOT, MORE CARS OFF THE LOT. 287 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 SO YOU EXPECT TO PRY OPEN THE FIST OF SOMEBODY 288 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 WHO DRIVES ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN JUST TO GET 289 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 A FREE CAR WASH? 290 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 WE ALREADY GOT ONE. 291 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 REGGIE JUST SOLD A CRUZE 292 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 TO A CAR-WASH CUSTOMER JUST YESTERDAY. 293 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 [ HORNS HONKING ] 294 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 YOU GOT THEM BACKED UP TO THE STREET. 295 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 THAT ISN'T RIGHT. 296 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? 297 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE OUT FOR BLOOD. 298 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 [ GASPS ] 299 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 DIDN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME?! 300 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 301 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?! 302 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 AND THEN AFTER 10 MINUTES OF SITTING THERE 303 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 WITH THE -- WITH THE LIGHTS AND THE NOISE, 304 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I-I PANICKED, YOU KNOW, AND MADE A RUN FOR IT. 305 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 THERE, THERE, BABY NEW YEAR. DON'T POOP YOUR PANTS. 306 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 IT'S NOT FUNNY. Owen: OKAY, OKAY, GUYS. 307 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 UH, GIVE IT A REST. HERE YOU GO. 308 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 IT PROBABLY JUST JAMMED FROM OVERUSE, ALL RIGHT? 309 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I'LL HAVE JESSE CHECK IT. 310 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES. I'M NOT GOING 311 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 BACK IN THERE, OKAY? 312 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 YOU HIRED ME TO SELL CARS, NOT WASH THEM. 313 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Carl: YEAH, HE'S KIND OF RIGHT. 314 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS THING? 315 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 WELL, WE'RE DOING THIS THING BECAUSE, UM, 316 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP US SELL MORE CARS. 317 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 WHO NEEDS HELP? 318 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 I'VE SOLD MORE CARS THIS MONTH THAN I EVER HAVE. 319 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 UM, YEAH, WELL, UM... 320 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 UH, THIS PLACE IS SO FAR IN THE RED 321 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 THAT, UM, I NEED YOU TO SELL EVEN MORE. 322 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 YEAH, SCREW IT. I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL ADULTS. 323 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 IT'S TIME YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE. 324 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 WE WERE NOT READY FOR THIS RECESSION, 325 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 AND IT KICKED OUR ASSES BAD. 326 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 THOREAU'S NOT DEAD -- 327 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 NOT YET -- BUT TO GET STRONGER, 328 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I NEED YOU ALL TO STEP IT UP EVEN FURTHER. 329 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I BELIEVE IN WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 330 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS. ALL RIGHT? 331 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 AND I KNOW THAT TOGETHER, WE CAN COME UP WITH ALL KINDS OF IDEAS 332 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 THAT'LL PUT US RIGHT BACK ON TOP AGAIN, 333 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 BECAUSE OTHERWISE, I GOT TO KEEP THAT CAR WASH RUNNING, 334 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 AND, UM, LET'S BE HONEST -- THAT THING SUCKS, RIGHT? 335 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I MEAN, WHOSE SHITTY IDEA WAS THAT, ANYWAY? 336 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW 337 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 WHETHER TO KEEP MY GAP WEDGE OR MY LOB WEDGE. 338 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 IF MY DRIVER'S WORKING, THEN I WANT MY GAP WEDGE. 339 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 BUT, OH, THIS COURSE PLAYS LONG. 340 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 TAKE THE GAP WEDGE. 341 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 YEAH? WHY? 342 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 'CAUSE NOW IT'S LUCKY. 343 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 YEAH, OKAY. 344 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 GUY'S GOT TO LISTEN TO HIS CADDIE, RIGHT? 345 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 GOOD LUCK, MAN. 346 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,000 NOW ON THE TEE, FROM RESEDA, CALIFORNIA, GREG RISTICH. 347 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 348 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 [ WHISPERING ] 349 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 HEY, HEY, WHAT'S THAT? YOU OKAY? 350 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I'M PRAYING. 351 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 SHOULD I STOP? 352 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 353 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 NO. 354 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 NO, NO. YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT. 355 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 NOW ON THE TEE, 356 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, JOE TRANELLI. 357 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 WHOO! [ APPLAUSE ] 358 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 359 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 NICE JOB. YEAH. 360 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 HEY, YOU TOO. [ CHUCKLES ] 361 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 SORRY ABOUT THE INCONVENIENCE, FOLKS. 362 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 UH, HEY, UM, I'M SORRY, SIR. 363 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 HEY. BUT THE CAR WASH 364 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 IS OUT OF ORDER. 365 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 UH, OKAY. 366 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 WELL, I GUESS THIS CONTRACT DOESN'T MEAN MUCH THEN, HUH? 367 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A CONTRACT. IT'S A PROMOTION. 368 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 BUT, UM -- HEY, WEREN'T YOU HERE YESTERDAY? 369 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 YEAH. IT SAYS -- IT SAYS RIGHT HERE, "ALL MONTH." 370 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 IT DOESN'T SAY THERE'S A LIMIT, SO, YEAH. 371 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 RIGHT, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, 372 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 WE'RE JUST, UH, NOT UP AND RUNNING TODAY. 373 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 BUT, UM, I CAN OFFER YOU AN OIL CHANGE -- 374 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 NO. NOPE, NOPE. 375 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I DROVE OUT OF MY WAY ON ACCOUNT OF THE FREE CAR WASH. 376 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 THIS PLACE IS A JOKE. 377 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 STOP LYING TO PEOPLE! 378 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Hey, Lucy, how's he doing? 379 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Great. He's got this for birdie. 380 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 381 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 LOOKS STRAIGHT TO ME. 382 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 383 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 YEAH! THATABABY! 384 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 YOU THE MAN, JOE. 385 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 386 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 SORRY. HE IS MY FRIEND. 387 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 AND, UH, HE IS -- HE IS THE MAN. 388 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 HEY, THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 389 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 I THINK WE EVEN STEERED A FEW OF THEM TO SERVICE. 390 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 391 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 EXCUSE ME? 392 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000 AIRING OUR LAUNDRY IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SALES STAFF. 393 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 THAT IS OUR PRIVATE BUSINESS. 394 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 DADDY, YOU -- YOU HANDLE THINGS YOUR WAY. I'LL HANDLE MINE. 395 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 OH, I CAN SEE THAT -- CAR-WASH SCAMS AND LEPRECHAUNS. 396 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Tom: BAIT AND SWITCH! 397 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 NOW WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 398 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 BAIT AND SWITCH! STOP THOREAU! 399 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 SON OF A BITCH. 400 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 [ WHISPERING ] 401 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN'T PRAY EVERY HOLE. 402 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 HE'S GONNA CUT YOU OFF. [ CHUCKLES ] 403 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 WE'VE GOT TOO MANY CLUBS. 404 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 WHAT? 405 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 THE WEDGE -- I MEANT TO TAKE IT TO THE CAR AFTER 406 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 THE RANGE, BUT, UH -- 407 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 MR. TRANELLI, YOU'RE ON THE TEE. 408 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 UH, WE GOT 15 CLUBS. 409 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 THERE WAS A MIX-UP ON THE RANGE, 410 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 BUT, YEAH, UM, WE'RE OVER THE LIMIT. 411 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 THAT'S A 2-STROKE PENALTY. 412 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 YEAH, WE KNOW. 413 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,000 TRANELLI -- 2-STROKE PENALTY. 414 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 YOU'RE ON THE TEE. 415 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 YEAH. 416 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 [ Voice breaking ] DAD, I'M SO SORRY. 417 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 THAT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. 418 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 IT HAPPENS. 419 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 420 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 [ BALL THUDS ] 421 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 OH, COME ON, JOE. 422 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 423 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 HE'S JUST HAVING A COUPLE OF BAD HOLES. 424 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 HE'LL TURN IT AROUND. 425 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 [ Voice breaking ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 426 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT'S UP? 427 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 WHAT'S GOING ON? 428 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 YOU PLAYED THE FIRST HOLE PERFECT. 429 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 AND THEN I SCREWED UP, AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING LIKE CRAP. 430 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 AND YOU'RE GONNA BOGEY THIS HOLE, 431 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 AND THEN YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE AT THIS. 432 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 HEY, YOU KNOW, UH, 433 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 CADDIE'S SUPPOSED TO STAY POSITIVE, ALBERT. 434 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 WHY'D YOU BRING ME HERE? I'M -- I'M RUINING THIS FOR YOU. 435 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I-I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT STUPID CLUB! 436 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE CLUB. 437 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 WE FORGOT THE CLUB. 438 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE IT WHEN YOU DID, 439 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I WOULD'VE GOT A PENALTY ON THE NEXT HOLE, I'D BE 440 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 5 OVER RIGHT NOW. 441 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 HEY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 442 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 ALBERT. 443 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 COME ON, WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER -- 444 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 YOU, ME, EVEN LUCY WITH HER LITTLE PINK BUTTERFLIES. 445 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 WE'RE A TEAM, OKAY? I NEED YOU. 446 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I NEED YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 447 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 NOT BACK ON THE RANGE, WHERE WE CAN'T CHANGE A DAMN THING. 448 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 OKAY? 449 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 OKAY. 450 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 ALL RIGHT. 451 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 YOU GOT ANY ADVICE FOR ME? 452 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 'CAUSE I'M KIND OF SHITTING THE BED RIGHT NOW. 453 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000 [ SIGHS ] 454 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY LIKE YOU PLAYED THE FIRST HOLE? 455 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 456 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 YEAH, OKAY. I'M GONNA TRY THAT. 457 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 AND, HEY, I'M SORRY I CURSED, 458 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 BUT, UM, I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOU, 459 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 YOU KNOW, FOCUSED. 460 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 [ SIGHS ] 461 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 BAIT AND SWITCH! STOP THOREAU! 462 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 BAIT AND SWITCH! HEY, HEY, HEY! 463 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? I JUST WANT TO BE HEARD. 464 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 THE WHOLE WORLD'S OUT TO SCAM A BUCK, AND I HAVE HAD IT! 465 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 BAIT AND SWITCH! STOP THOREAU! 466 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 OKAY, LOOK. UH, LOOK. 467 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 IT WAS WRONG OF US TO PROMISE SOMETHING WE COULDN'T DELIVER, 468 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 SO, UH, WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS WASH YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW. 469 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 HAND WASH, DETAIL, WHOLE WORKS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 470 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 WELL, I GUESS THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 471 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 I JUST WANT WHAT IS FAIR. 472 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 YEAH. UM, GRAB HIS KEYS, AND, UH, LET'S GET HIM STARTED. 473 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 ALL RIGHT. 474 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. STOP RIGHT THERE, LAWRENCE. 475 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 FREEBIES ARE OVER. 476 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 REALLY? 477 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I HAVE A FLYER, SIR, 478 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 THAT YOU PUT ON MY CAR. 479 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I DIDN'T PUT SHIT. 480 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 DADDY, DAD-- 481 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 THAT'S FINE. 482 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 [ GRUNTS ] 483 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET MY CAR WASHED. 484 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 OFF OF MY PROPERTY, WACKO! 485 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 DADDY! 486 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Man: GOOD. NO, THAT'S GOOD. 487 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. 488 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 SHOW THE WORLD HOW YOU TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS. 489 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 FREAK SHOW'S OVER. FREAK SHOW'S OVER. 490 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 LET GO OF ME! DADDY! 491 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,000 LET'S GO! 492 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'M GETTING THIS. I AM GETTING THIS. 493 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 DAMN IT, DADDY! STOP! 494 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 SKY HOOK! 495 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! 496 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 497 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 SO, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 498 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I WAS GETTING HIM TO LEAVE. 499 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 WELL, NOW HE'S GONE FOR GOOD. 500 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO BEAT HERE, DADDY, HIM OR ME? 501 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 502 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 GO OUT THERE AND GET THAT DAMN THING 503 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 BEFORE IT GIVES SOMEBODY A FLAT TIRE. 504 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 COME ON. 505 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 UH... 506 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, LAWRENCE. 507 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 SOMEBODY GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF THE ROAD. 508 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE, HUH? 509 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 DADDY, DADDY, DADDY! [ TIRES SCREECH ] 510 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME. 511 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 THIS PLACE IS BEYOND REPAIR. 512 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 513 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 514 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 GREAT. 515 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 WELL, THAT MAKES ONE OF US. 516 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 WELL, MAYBE NOT GREAT. 517 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 KIND OF GOT INTO A THING WITH ERIN THIS MORNING, 518 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 YOU KNOW, AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE, 519 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SCREWED EVERYTHING UP. 520 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 AND, YOU KNOW, I-I REALLY DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN 521 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 THIS TIME, BE... 522 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 OH, GEEZ, SORRY. 523 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 SORRY, JOE. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 524 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000 175 FRONT, 88 TO THE PIN. 525 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000 YOU CAN PUNCH OUT TO 110 AND GET UP AND DOWN FOR BOGEY. 526 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 YEAH, HOW ABOUT A HARD CUT? 527 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 HOLD YOUR FINISH. 528 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 YEP. 529 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 530 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Terry: WHOA! THATABOY, JOE! 531 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 WE'RE DONE MAKING BOGEYS. 532 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] 533 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 OH, NOT THE WATER. 534 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 [ GROANS ] 535 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 [ APPLAUSE ] WHOO! 536 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 537 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 COME ON, YOU MOTHER. 538 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 539 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 GOLF SHOT. 540 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 THANKS. 541 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 YEAH! [ APPLAUSE ] 542 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 WHOO! 543 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 DAD, IF YOU KNOCK THIS IN, YOU'LL BE TIED FOR FIFTH. 544 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 YOU'LL MAKE THE CUT. 545 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I KIND OF WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 546 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 DRAIN IT, JOE. Lucy: YEAH. 547 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 COME ON, DAD. YOU CAN DO IT. 548 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 549 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 MIND'S-EYE THAT SHIT. 550 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 YOU'RE FOCUSED, RIGHT? 551 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 [ LAUGHS ] 552 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 YEAH. 553 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 [ SIGHS ] 554 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 OH! 555 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 ALL RIGHT, UM, SIXTH PLACE. 556 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 HE'S STILL IN THE HUNT. HE'S STILL ALIVE. SOMEBODY 557 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 MIGHT SCREW UP. 558 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 [ SIGHS ] 559 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 [ AUDIENCE GROANS ] 560 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 OH, JOE. 561 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 TOO BAD. 562 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 563 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 IT WAS DAMNED EXCITING. 564 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000 YEAH, UNTIL THE END, RIGHT? 565 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 566 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 KIND OF LIKE, UM, "ROCKY," YOU KNOW? 567 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 YOU PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT, YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, 568 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK INTO THE RING. 569 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000 YEAH, THANKS. I APPRECIATE IT, BUT, UH, REALLY, I'M FINE. 570 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I'M GOOD. 571 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT -- 572 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS, BUT, UH... 573 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I DON'T THINK I DO. 574 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:55,000 DID YOU SEE ALBERT AND LUCY OUT THERE TODAY? 575 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 YEAH. 576 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 THAT'S ENOUGH. 577 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 IT SHOULD BE. 578 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000 LISTEN, UH, YOU OKAY IF I GO? 579 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GO. 580 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I KNOW I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME, 581 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 BUT GLAD YOU WERE A DICK AND IGNORED ME. 582 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, MAN. 583 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 THANKS. YEAH. 584 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 OH. REALLY? COME ON. 585 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 OH, FOR REAL? FOR REAL? 586 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 OKAY, UH, WE'RE ALL HERE. 587 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000 UM, I GUESS IT'D BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT TO SAY 588 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 THAT, UH, THESE ARE INTERESTING TIMES, RIGHT? 589 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, SERIOUSLY. 590 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000 I KNOW THAT WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON MUST SEEM CRAZY. 591 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 HELL, THIS WHOLE YEAR MUST SEEM CRAZY. 592 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,000 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, WHILE OUR SITUATION ISN'T IDEAL, 593 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 THESE ARE DAMN GOOD SALES NUMBERS, 594 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 AND THEY'RE ONLY GONNA GET BETTER. 595 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 596 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, UM, 597 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU STANDING BY ME. 598 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 UM, I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU. 599 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 ALL OF YOU. 600 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 SO THANK YOU. 601 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 YEAH. WHOO! 602 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000 WELL, UM... 603 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 ENOUGH OF THE HEAVY SHIT. 604 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000 UM, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU, 605 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, FROM WORST TO FIRST, 606 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 OUR VERY OWN MINI MOVIE STAR, 607 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 LAWRENCE BEDARD... 608 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 OHH! ...SALESMAN 609 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 OF THE MONTH! 610 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 OH! 611 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS. 612 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 THANK YOU. 613 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 OKAY. 614 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:07,000 ♪ WELL, IT AIN'T NO USE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY, BABE ♪ 615 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000 ♪ IT DON'T MATTER, ANYHOW ♪ 616 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 ♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY, BABE ♪ 617 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 ♪ IFFEN YOU DON'T KNOW BY NOW ♪ 618 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,000 ♪ WHEN THE ROOSTER CROWS AT THE BREAK OF DAWN ♪ 619 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 ♪ LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW, AND I'LL BE GONE ♪ 620 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,000 ♪ YOU'RE THE REASON I'M-A TRAVELING ON ♪ 621 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 ♪ DON'T THINK TWICE, IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 622 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 HELLO? 623 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 TEDDY, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 624 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000 YOU KNOW, I HEARD ONE OF THE GUYS AND HIS CADDIE 625 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 TALKING ABOUT A TOURNAMENT IN SAN DIEGO NEXT WEEK. 626 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 YOU SHOULD GO. 627 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 YEAH. 628 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 YEAH, MAYBE. WE'LL SEE. OKAY. 629 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? HE'S GOT TO BE HUNGRY, TOO, RIGHT? 630 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 ON THE COURSE, TRYING TO JINX 631 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 THE GUYS AHEAD OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FINISHED YET. 632 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 ALBERT, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF? 633 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 YEAH. I KNOW, RIGHT? 634 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000 AND NOW IT'S RAINING, SO HE'S GONNA GET SOAKED. 635 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 RAIN? 636 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 DAD! 637 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 IT'S RAINING! 638 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000 OKAY, UM, JUST TAKE IT EASY. GUYS CAN PLAY IN THE RAIN. 639 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 NOT OLD GUYS. 640 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 EVERYBODY OUT THERE IS TOAST. 641 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000 NOT EVERYBODY -- IF THIS GUY MAKES HIS PUTT, 642 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 THEN HE AND DAD WOULD HAVE A PLAYOFF FOR FIFTH PLACE. 643 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 OH, MAN. THAT'S A GIMME. 644 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 BUT YOU COULD BEAT HIM IN A PLAYOFF. 645 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000 YOU HAVE A BETTER DRIVE, AND YOUR MIND'S EYE -- 646 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 OKAY, SHUSH, SHUSH, SHUSH. 647 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000 OH, MY GOD! 648 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY! 649 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 DAD! YOU'RE IN! 650 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 YOU'RE IN! YOU'RE IN! YOU'RE IN! 651 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 GUYS, GUYS. 652 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 OH, MY GOD, DAD! OKAY, EASY, GUYS. 653 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Shh. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. 654 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 655 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 YOU GUYS, QUIET. OH, MY GOD! 656 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 QUIET, QUIET, QUIET, QUIET. 657 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 [ LAUGHING ] 658 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 659 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 COME ON. Shh, shh. 660 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 COME ON. 661 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 DADDY, ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON -- 662 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 NO, FORGET ABOUT THAT. 663 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 THE THING IS, WHEN I SAID I WAS LEAVING THE BUSINESS, 664 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE BUSINESS. 665 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR SO LONG, 666 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 SOMETIMES, WELL, JUST NOT THAT SIMPLE. 667 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 OH, DADDY, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE 668 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 THE FACE OF THIS STORE, YOU KNOW? 669 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 ANYTIME YOU WANT TO COME IN AND -- 670 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 SON, YOU AND I CAN'T MAKE A SANDWICH TOGETHER. 671 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 NO, I'VE HAD MY TIME, 672 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 AND A MAN SHOULD GO OUT WITH DIGNITY. 673 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 SO I TALKED TO SCARPULLA, 674 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 AND I GOT HIM TO UP HIS OFFER BY 15%. 675 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 WHAT? YEAH. 676 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 YOU KNOW, HE WAS LOW-BALLING YOU WITH THAT FIRST OFFER. 677 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I SHOWED HIM HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THIS TOWN 678 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 THAT UNDERSTANDS A VALUE. 679 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 HE CALLED YOU? 680 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW IT HAPPENED. 681 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 THE POINT IS I SAID YES. I'M SELLING. 682 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 YEAH, BUT -- BUT -- BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR CUSTOMERS? 683 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 WE HAVE RELATIONSHIPS, AND -- 684 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 NONSENSE. 685 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 INTERNET KILLED ALL OF THAT. 686 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 AND OUR EMPLOYEES? 687 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 IF THEY'RE ANY GOOD, SCARPULLA WILL SNAP THEM UP. 688 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 AND WHAT ABOUT ME? 689 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, 690 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 THAT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU AND MELISSA? 691 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF US. 692 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF US. 693 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 YOU SHOULD BE TRUTHFUL WITH YOURSELF, SON. 694 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 YOU RESENTED THIS PLACE EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WERE HERE. 695 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 ALL THAT'S CHANGED, AND YOU KNOW IT. 696 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I'VE THROWN EVERYTHING 697 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I COULD POSSIBLY THROW INTO THIS PLACE. 698 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 I'M SWEATING BLOOD TO GET US OUT OF THE HOLE THAT YOU DUG, 699 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000 SO PLEASE DON'T PRETEND. 700 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOU DO THIS? 701 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 GO INTO REAL ESTATE 702 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 OR BECOME A TEACHER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT? 703 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE. 704 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 705 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 THIS IS WHAT I DO. 706 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 IT'S JUST BUSINESS, SON. 707 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC OLD MAN. 708 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 [ ALARM CHIRPS ] 709 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 710 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Albert: I GOT TO TELL MOM. 711 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 YEAH, NOT ABOUT THE CURSING, ALL RIGHT? 712 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 THAT'S JUST OUR THING. 713 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? ME? 714 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 YEAH. UM...NAH. 715 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 NO, LET ME GO. I SHOULD GET GOING HOME. 716 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 SURE? ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 717 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 OR I COULD COME TO YOUR PLACE. 718 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU WANT. 719 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 NO. WHY? 720 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000 YOU HAVE... 721 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 722 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000 I DON'T KNOW. THIS WAS A BIG DAY FOR YOU. 723 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000 IT SEEMS WEIRD FOR YOU TO HAVE TO GO HOME AND BE ALONE. 724 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 725 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 726 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 OKAY. 727 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 NO, I'M GOOD. I'M NOT GONNA BE ALONE. 728 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000 I'M GONNA -- LOOK, I GOT THESE. 729 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 MM-HMM. 730 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 I THINK THERE'S A PGA REGULATION 731 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000 AGAINST THESE MANY COLORS ON A BALL. 732 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 [ LAUGHS ] 733 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000 THINK WE'LL GET AWAY WITH IT? 734 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] 735 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I LOVE YOU, DAD. YOU TOO. 736 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 BYE. 737 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 BYE. 738 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 HELLO? 739 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 YOU OKAY? 740 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000 IT'S ALMOST 9:00. 741 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I THOUGHT WE PRETTY MUCH CLEANED UP ALREADY. 742 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 YEAH, WE DID. 743 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 I JUST CAME TO DO A DUMMY CHECK, 744 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 AND I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE NOSTALGIC. 745 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN A PLACE 10 YEARS, 746 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000 IT SEEMS WEIRD TO JUST LEAVE IT. 747 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 YEAH. 748 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 BUT Y-YOU STILL WANT TO, RIGHT? 749 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 [ SIGHS ] 750 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 ERIN, LOOK, I -- 751 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I'M SORRY FOR SPRINGING ALL THAT ON YOU THIS MORNING. 752 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 753 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE -- WE RUSHED INTO THIS. 754 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 WE -- ACTUALLY, WE TOTALLY RUSHED INTO THIS, 755 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 AND I WAS OKAY WITH IT BECAUSE IT FELT RIGHT. 756 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000 AND, YOU KNOW, IF IT FEELS RIGHT, 757 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000 WHY WASTE TIME, YOU KNOW, AT THIS AGE? 758 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,000 BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDING A LIFE TOGETHER. 759 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 760 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 SO YOU'RE GONNA START A WHOLE NEW CAREER AT 50 761 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 'CAUSE OF A CAR COMMERCIAL? 762 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 DO YOU FOLLOW GOLF AT ALL? 763 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 YEAH. 764 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 OF COURSE YOU DON'T. IT'S BORING. 765 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000 BUT JOE'S THING, THE SENIOR TOUR -- 766 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000 IT'S LIKE A DO-OVER, RIGHT? 767 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:06,000 AT 50, HE GETS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN, BLANK SLATE. 768 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,000 LOOK, I WASTED A LOT OF MY LIFE. 769 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000 I TOLD MYSELF I WAS WORKING HARD AT ACTING, 770 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 AND I WAS JUST DRIFTING. 771 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE. 772 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON, 773 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 AND I WANT THAT GUY TO HAVE A SHOT 774 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 AT WHAT THE OTHER GUY SCREWED UP. 775 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 AND YOU -- YOU NEED TO KNOW 776 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 THAT I'M NEVER GONNA SPONGE OFF OF YOU 777 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 OR -- OR ASK YOU TO PICK UP THE SLACK. 778 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000 I BEGGED SLAVITTER TODAY FOR MY JOB BACK 779 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 AS A BUILDING MANAGER, YOU KNOW? 780 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 SO THAT -- I-I TOOK CARE OF THAT. 781 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 I BET THAT WAS FUN. 782 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 YEAH, WELL, HE -- HE ENJOYED IT. 783 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 MM-HMM. 784 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 GIVE ME A YEAR. 785 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, 786 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 THEN I'LL GO BACK TO SELLING CARS. 787 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,000 [ SIGHS ] 788 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 [ SNIFFS ] 789 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000 OLSENS FINALLY TRIMMED THEIR HEDGE. 790 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 NO, I DID THAT. 791 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,000 COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER FIVE YEARS. 792 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 THREW THE CLIPPINGS OVER IN THEIR YARD, THOUGH. 793 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, 794 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 LITTLE SHORT SWEDISH SON OF A BITCH? 795 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 796 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 797 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 IT'S ALL JUST GOING AWAY. 798 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 DADDY. 799 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 YOU BUILT THAT PLACE. 800 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 YOU GAVE IT EVERY OUNCE OF BLOOD AND SWEAT 801 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 THAT YOU HAD IN YOU. 802 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 I UNDERSTAND... 803 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 ...WHAT THAT MEANS NOW. 804 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 AND YOU STILL WANT IT? 805 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 I DO. 806 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 AAH! 807 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000 [ DOG WHIMPERS, BARKS ] 808 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 [ Telephone ringing ] 809 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000 DORI: Hello? 810 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 HEY, HI. 811 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000 UH, DORI, IT'S JOE...TRANELLI. 812 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000 HEY, YEAH, HI, JOE. 813 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 EVERYTHING OKAY? 814 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 YEAH, NO. YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. 815 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I JUST, UH -- I'M JUST CALLING 816 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 'CAUSE, UM, WELL, I PLAYED 817 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000 IN THE PREQUALIFIER FOR THE SENIOR TOURNAMENT, 818 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000 AND I JUST -- I MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND. 819 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 YOU'RE KIDDING! 820 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 THAT'S GREAT! 821 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Congratulations. 822 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 YEAH, THANK YOU. THANKS. 823 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,000 SORT OF BACKED IN, BUT, UM...I DID IT. 824 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000 DORI? 825 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 YEAH, NO, I'M HERE. 826 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 I JUST -- I'M JUST REMEMBERING 827 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 HOW IMPORTANT THAT WAS TO YOU. 828 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 That is so great. 829 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 I'M -- I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 830 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 YEAH, THANKS, THANKS. 831 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 UM, SO, ANYWAY, I THINK, UH, NEXT WEEK, 832 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:08,000 I'M COMING IN FOR A FOLLOW-UP ON THIS TOOTH. 833 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE? 834 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000 UH...I THINK SO. 835 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 836 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000 SO THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 837 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 YEAH, I GUESS YOU WILL. [ CHUCKLES ] 838 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,000 YEAH. OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU. 839 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 BYE, JOE. 840 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 BYE-BYE. 841 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 [ GROANS ] 57833

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