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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [ SIGHS ] 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I WAS, LAST WEEK, HITTIN' IT REALLY SOLID. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 AM I COMING OVER THE TOP? 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YEAH. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALSO -- 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 LET'S... 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 PUT THE DRIVER IN THE BAG FOR A SEC, 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 AND LET'S TAKE OUT A WEDGE. 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 MY SHORT IRONS ARE REALLY GOOD, SO WE CAN JUST -- 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 WE CAN JUST BUILD FROM THERE. 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 I'VE BEEN DOING THAT DRILL WHERE I HIT THAT 100-YARD MARKER. 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I'M LOCKED IN ON IT. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 MM-HMM. I MEAN, I GOT THIS. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 SAY SOMETHING. 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 21 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 23 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:24,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 [ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ] 28 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 29 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 WHAT, YOU GONNA STALK ME UNTIL I SELL YOU THE DEALERSHIP? 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED MY CALLS. 31 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 WELL, THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING. 32 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 IF A WOMAN DID THAT, IT MEANS SHE'S NOT INTERESTED. 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 MY WIFE SAID NO TO ME A FEW TIMES. 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 NOW WE'RE MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS AND A BUNCH OF CATS. 35 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 WELL, THIS DEALERSHIP -- THIS IS MY FAMILY. 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 AND WE'RE ALL PRETTY HAPPY HERE. 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 BUT WE DO HAVE A BUNCH OF STRAYS BACK BY SERVICE. 38 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 HELP YOURSELF TO THOSE. 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 COME ON, MAN. LET'S BE REAL HERE. 40 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 CAN WE BE REAL? 41 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 BY ALL MEANS, BE REAL. 42 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I CAN COME UP A LITTLE ON THE NUMBER. 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 THERE AIN'T NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP FROM BULLSHIT. 44 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 [ LAUGHS ] 45 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 COME ON, BIG "O." DO I HAVE TO GO ABOVE YOUR HEAD? 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 LOOK... 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 MY DADDY STILL OWNS THIS PLACE, 48 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 BUT HE TURNED IT OVER TO ME. 49 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I'M RUNNING IT NOW. 50 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 AND WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER, 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I'M, UM -- I'M PRETTY DUG IN HERE. 52 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 GONNA TAKE THE PLACE TO -- TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 53 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 YOU JUST WATCH. 54 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO THE COMPETITION -- 55 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 ANY COMPETITION. 56 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 OH, BY THE WAY, 58 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 YOUR INVENTORY IS LOOKING PRETTY STATIC. 59 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SWITCH SOME OF THESE UP. 60 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 MAYBE MOVE THE ZR1 INTO THE SHOWROOM. 61 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 GIVE THE CUSTOMERS SOME EYE CANDY. 62 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 63 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 I'LL START BY ASKING YOU TO MOVE YOUR CAR OFF MY LOT. 64 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 65 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE 66 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 FOR OWNING YOU ON THE SOFTBALL FIELD. 67 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? YEP. 68 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 AH! MR. BRAND... 69 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO COME WORK 70 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 AT A REAL DEALERSHIP. 71 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 YEAH, I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS! 72 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 [ WHISTLES ] 73 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 SWEET 'VETTE. 74 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 DON'T YOU WATCH HIM DRIVE AWAY. 75 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED RIGHT HERE. 76 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 WATCH ME WALK AWAY. 77 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I MEAN, I LIKE 'EM BIG AND ROUND, BOSS, 79 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 BUT, UH, NOT THAT BIG AND ROUND. 80 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 OKAY, WELL, GET IN HERE. WE GOT A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US. 81 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] MORNING, EVERYBODY. 82 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 WHERE THE HELL'S TERRY? 83 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 84 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 [ THE GUESS WHO'S "AMERICAN WOMAN" PLAYS ] 85 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] 86 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 LAWRENCE: Terr, it's Lar. 87 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Pick up if you're there. 88 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Sorry if I'm interrupting anything 89 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 between you and Erin. 90 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Wow-chicka-wow-wow! 91 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Anyway, your shift started an hour ago. 92 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Boss man wanted me to make sure you're okay. 93 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Anyway, bye, Terr. Bye, Erin. 94 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Bye, Terr-in. [ Laughs ] 95 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Get it? Like, uh, Brangelina. 96 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Actually, more like Bennifer. 97 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Oh, man, remember when they were the big couple? 98 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 [ BEEP ] [ SIGHS ] 99 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 100 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN, SHE GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 101 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:11,000 ♪ MMM, AMERICAN WOMAN GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 102 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 ♪ MMM, AMERICAN WOMAN GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 103 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 ♪ SAY "A" ♪ [ CRUNCHING ] 104 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 ♪ SAY "M" ♪ 105 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 ♪ SAY "E" ♪ 106 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 ♪ SAY "R" ♪ 107 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 ♪ SAY "I" ♪ 108 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 ♪ AND "C" ♪ 109 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 ♪ SAY "A" ♪ 110 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 ♪ "N" ♪ 111 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,000 ♪ GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 112 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 MORNING, MR. T. HEY. 113 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 HOW'D THE GOLF GO? ANY HOLES-IN-ONE? 114 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 DaSHAUN, YOU KNOW, YOU ASK ME THAT EVERY TIME. 115 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I MEAN, YOU UNDERSTAND A HOLE-IN-ONE, 116 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 IT'S LIKE A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME THING, RIGHT? 117 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE, THEY GO THEIR WHOLE LIVES, 118 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 THEY NEVER GET A HOLE-IN-ONE. 119 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 GUESS YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, THEN. 120 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 121 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 HEY, MARIA, UM -- 122 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] HOLD ON. 123 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 HEY. HI. SONIA: Hi. 124 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 [ Rock-'n'-roll music plays ] 125 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 WHOA, WHOA, IS THAT ALBERT? 126 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 SONIA: Yep. 127 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 He and the band have been at it since 8:00 a.m. 128 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 He's really excited for their show, 129 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 which is why I'm calling. 130 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 We need your truck. 131 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Five boys and all those instruments? 132 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 UM, YEAH, OKAY. SO, LIKE, 3:00, RIGHT? 133 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Well, Albert wants to get to the school early to set up, 134 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 so it would be more like 2:00. 135 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 2:00? 136 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 OH, GOD. 137 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I WANT TO GET TO THE RANGE FIRST. 138 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 SONIA: What?! 139 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 NO, NOTHING. OKAY. 140 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 ALL RIGHT. 2:00, SURE. 141 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 All right, thanks, Joe. 142 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 OKAY. SEE YA. 143 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 OH, MARIA, YOU CONFIRMED THE MENU FOR THAT PARTY, RIGHT? 144 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 AND THE PERMITS FOR THE TRUCKS, YOU GOT THOSE, RIGHT? 145 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 NO, NO, NOT YET. 146 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 WHAT? IT'S INVENTORY DAY. 147 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I KNOW, BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CHECK UP ON THAT STUFF. 148 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 EXCUSE ME, MR. JOE. 149 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 SATURDAY, I SUPPOSED TO WORK MORNING, 150 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 BUT DENTIST ONLY MORNING. 151 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 SO, MAYBE I -- 152 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 YOU KNOW, CARLOS, I'M SURE IT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 153 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STUFF. 154 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 AND YOU KNOW MARIA DOES THE SCHEDULE. 155 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 SO YOU GOT TO CHECK WITH HER FIRST, OKAY? 156 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 MARIA, SATURDAY, I SUPPOSED TO WORK MORNING -- 157 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 JUST GIVE US A SECOND, CARLOS. 158 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 GIVE US ONE SECOND. 159 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I SORRY. I WAIT. 160 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SOMETHING, 161 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 YOU GOT TO DELEGATE, OKAY? 162 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 HOW COME DaSHAUN'S NOT DOING INVENTORY? 163 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 'CAUSE HE'S DOING THE WINDOW. 164 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 [ SIGHS ] I KNOW, BUT, I MEAN, YOU JUST -- 165 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 YOU GOT TO MANAGE PEOPLE. 166 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 THAT'S WHAT A MANAGER DOES -- THEY MANAGE. 167 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 OKAY. GEEZ. 168 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 169 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I'LL CALL THE CATERER, OKAY? 170 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 IS GOOD TIME? 171 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 YEAH. WHAT DO YOU NEED? 172 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 SATURDAY, I SUPPOSED TO WORK MORNING, 173 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 BUT DENTIST... 174 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 MR. PROVENZANO, YOU ARE GONNA WRITE ME A LETTER 175 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 THANKING ME FOR SELLING YOU SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CAR. 176 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH YOUR KEYS. 177 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 [ DOORBELL CHIMES ] 178 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 179 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 HOW DOES MARCUS HAVE TWO SALES ALREADY TODAY? 180 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 CAME IN ON TIME, MAYBE? 181 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 LEXI, DARLIN', MARK ME. 182 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT, HOLLYWOOD? 183 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 A letter. 184 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 NOBODY WRITES LETTERS ANYMORE. 185 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 186 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 MAYBE THEY'LL SEND AN E-MAIL. 187 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 YOU DO KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS, RIGHT? 188 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 THAT PLACE WHERE YOU REORDER YOUR VIAGRA? 189 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 190 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 CHANGE THAT NUMBER, DARLIN'. 191 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 DON'T WORRY, I'LL LEAVE YOUR NAME ON TOP. 192 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 DUDE... 193 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 SHE WANTS YOU. 194 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 ALWAYS WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? 195 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 [ SCOFFS ] 196 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 STORY OF MY LIFE. WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS. 197 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 HEY, FOLKS. HEY. 198 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 TERRY ELLIOT. 199 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 PETER LEWIS. 200 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 201 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 IS, UH, MARCUS HERE? 202 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 HE SHOWED US AN EQUINOX LAST WEEK, 203 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 AND, UH, WE'RE READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE. 204 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 OH. NO, MARCUS JUST... 205 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 STEPPED AWAY FOR A MINUTE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO WAIT IN... 206 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 207 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN MARCUS IS GONNA BE BACK. 208 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 YOU WANT TO TAKE A SEAT AT MY DESK 209 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 AND WE CAN GET THE, UH, PAPERWORK STARTED? 210 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 OKAY. 211 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 WELL, HELLO. 212 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I'LL TAKE TWO SAMOAS, 213 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 THE THIN MINTS, AND MOMMY'S PHONE NUMBER. 214 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 [ LAUGHS ] 215 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 NICE... 216 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I APPRECIATE YOU CHECKING IN, JOE. 217 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 218 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT UP TO THE KITCHEN 219 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 FOR YOU OR SOMETHING? 220 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 NO, I GOT EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE. 221 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 THIS THING WILL BLEND ANYTHING. 222 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 [ DOG BARKING ] 223 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GOING IN THERE. 224 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 SO, UH, HOW YA FEELIN'? GOOD? 225 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 EH, THOUGHT I WAS OVER THE NAUSEA HURDLE -- 226 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 IT CAME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. 227 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT. 228 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 STARTING TO GET THIS DRY-MOUTH THING, TOO. 229 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 IF I STAND UP TOO QUICK, 230 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I GET, LIKE... 231 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 HEY, YOU LISTENING, JOE? 232 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE PART ABOUT MY DIARRHEA. 233 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, I'M LISTENING. 234 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I'M JUST -- I DON'T KNOW. 235 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 THAT "SENIOR TOUR" THING -- I WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY. 236 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY. 237 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 A LOT OF BAD DAYS. 238 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU SUCK, THEN. 239 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 240 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 241 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 AREN'T YOU THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHEERING ME UP? 242 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 YEAH. 243 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 UGH. [ SMOOCHES ] HERE, BOY. 244 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 TASTE BUDS ARE MESSED UP, TOO. 245 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 HEY, UH, THE STRIPPER, HUH? 246 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 SHE WENT WITH YOU TO CHEMO. 247 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 TELL ME MORE, MAN. 248 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, HORNY JOE. 249 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 OH, COME ON, MAN. 250 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 SHE'S A GOOD PERSON. NOTHING HAPPENED. 251 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 NOT YET ANYWAY. 252 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 MAYBE DOWN THE ROAD -- 253 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW? 254 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I GOT TO STOP NOW BECAUSE IF I GET A HARD-ON, 255 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I'M GONNA FAINT. 256 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT. 257 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 WELL, KEEP ME POSTED ON THAT. 258 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 LISTEN, I GOTTA GET GOING. 259 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 ALBERT'S BAND IS DOING THIS THING AT SCHOOL. 260 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR HIM, ACTUALLY, SO, UH... 261 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 OH, THAT'S THE KID THAT FREAKS OUT, RIGHT? 262 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 RELAX, JOE. I DIDN'T MEAN "FREAKS OUT." 263 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE HERE. 264 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 YEAH. YEAH, OKAY. 265 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE REASON HE'S WEIRD. 266 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 267 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 268 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 SORRY, UM, IS THERE MUCH MORE? 269 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 'CAUSE WE PROMISED OUR SON WE'D TAKE HIM TO THE TAR PITS. 270 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Terry: ALMOST HOME, PETE. ALMOST HOME. 271 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 ONE LAST THING. THIS NAVIGATION... 272 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 273 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 HEY, PETER. HOW ARE YOU? 274 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Peter: HEY. 275 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. HEY, JENNIFER, HOW ARE YOU? 276 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 DO YOU FOLKS MIND IF I BORROW TERRY FOR A SEC? 277 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Peter: NO, GO AHEAD. THANKS. 278 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 EXCUSE ME. 279 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 YOU KNOW, YOU FOLKS 280 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 ARE GONNA WRITE ME A LETTER 281 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 THANKING ME FOR SELLING YOU SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CAR. 282 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 WHAT'S UP? 283 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 284 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 WHAT? 285 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 YOU TRYING TO SKATE ME? 286 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 CUSTOMER WALKS IN, 287 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 WANTS TO BUY A CAR. 288 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 IT'S AN OPEN FLOOR. 289 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 NO. 290 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 NO, THAT DOESN'T APPLY 291 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 TO CUSTOMERS I'VE ALREADY QUALIFIED. 292 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE. 293 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 IF YOU EVEN LET THEM GET TO ME. 294 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Are you still bitching 'cause I got the desk by the door? 295 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 How can you even bitch 296 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 when you got the biggest advantage of everybody? 297 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 OH, PLEASE. 298 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 YOU THINK I'VE GOT IT EASIER BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH OWEN? 299 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 How'd you even get this job, actor boy? 300 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Your only qualifications are waiting tables and wearing wigs. 301 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 AND YET I'M TIED WITH YOU FOR SALES. 302 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY PISSING YOU OFF, ISN'T IT? 303 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 NO, NO, WHAT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF IS YOU'RE TRYING -- 304 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Peter: YOU KNOW, WE'RE KIND OF IN A BIT OF A HURRY. 305 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 CAN YOU HELP US? 306 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS UPSTAIRS? 307 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,000 YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT UPSTAIRS. 308 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 ACTUALLY...NO. 309 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 LET'S GO SETTLE IT. 310 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 WE CAN GO UP INTO OWEN'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW. 311 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 OH, OH, NOW YOU WANT TO GO UP TO OWEN'S OFFICE? 312 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE OFFICE. LET'S GO. 313 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Terry: HE WASN'T EVEN AROUND! 314 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 THAT'S A LIE, MAN! 315 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 THAT'S A STONE-COLD LIE! IT IS NOT A LIE! 316 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 HOW ARE YOU GONNA LET YOUR BOY SIT IN YOUR 317 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 OFFICE AND LIE, OWEN?! 318 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. 319 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 WHAT'S THE STORY? WAS HE AROUND? 320 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I DIDN'T SEE HIM. 321 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 I DIDN'T. 322 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 I'M GONNA SPLIT THIS DOWN THE MIDDLE. 323 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 WHAT?! NO, NO, YOU CAN'T -- 324 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT A NEW ROTATION FOR THE DESKS. 325 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 NO! EVERYBODY HAPPY? 326 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 NO, MAN! NOT AT ALL! 327 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 THEN I'VE DONE MY JOB. 328 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 COME ON, GUYS. THIS STUFF IS PETTY. 329 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 YOU'RE BOTH ALL-STARS. YOU'RE JORDAN AND, UM... 330 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 ...AND YOU'RE BOTH GOOD. 331 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 YOU KNOW. 332 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 BUT, UH, TEAMWORK. 333 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 WE DONE? 334 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 YEAH, WE'RE DONE. 335 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 YOU'RE PIPPEN. 336 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 YEAH, YOU'RE JORDAN, 337 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 BUT WHEN HE PLAYED FOR THE WIZARDS. 338 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 YOU'RE JORDAN WHEN HE PLAYED FOR THE WHITE SOX. 339 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 [ SCOFFS ] 340 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 [ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ] 341 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 [ GROANS ] OH, DAMN IT. 342 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 343 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 "WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?" IS WE'RE GETTING FREAKIN' OLD. 344 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I CAN'T SIT ON MY WALLET ANYMORE. 345 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I GOT ALL THIS ASS-BONE TROUBLE. 346 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 ASS-BONE TROUBLE? 347 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 YEAH. YEAH. 348 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000 THAT'D BE THE WORST NAME FOR A BLUES SINGER, WOULDN'T IT? 349 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 [ JOE CHUCKLES ] 350 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 NO, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T -- IT, LIKE, SLANTS ME. 351 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 THE HIP OR THE JOINT GETS ALL OUT OF WHACK. 352 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I READ ABOUT IT, TOO. IT'S NOT GOOD. 353 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 354 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 YEAH, I THINK SO. YEAH. 355 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 WHY? YOU DON'T GET THAT? 356 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 YOU CAN JUST SQUAT ON YOUR WALLET LIKE THAT, NO PROBLEM? 357 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 NO PROBLEM, DUDE. 358 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU GOT LIKE A BUILT-IN COUCH DOWN THERE. 359 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 NO, NO, I GOT A MAN'S ASS IS WHAT I GOT. 360 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000 YOU? YOU GOT AN ASS LIKE OLIVE OYL. 361 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 HERE YOU GO, GENTLEMEN. 362 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 YES. 363 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Joe: THANK YOU. 364 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 MM-HMM. 365 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Joe: OH, SEE THAT? THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE GOT. 366 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 SHOULD'VE GOT THE SALAD. 367 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 368 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 YEAH, GOOD. 369 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 HEY, SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 370 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE, MAN. BIG 5-0. 371 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 YOU STILL GONNA HIKE MOUNT WHITNEY LIKE YOU SAID? 372 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 OR HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT SOMETHING TO DO 373 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE? 374 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 YEAH, NO MOUNT WHITNEY, GUYS. 375 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 OH, REALLY, NO? 376 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING? 377 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 BIG 5-0. 378 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST A NUMBER. 379 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 380 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 WHAT'S THE OLD GUY'S PROBLEM? 381 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 AH, HIM AND HIS LOVER, MARCUS, WERE AT IT TODAY. 382 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 LET IT GO, DUDE. 383 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 REALLY? JUST LET IT GO? 384 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 THE GUY'S USING THE FACT 385 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 THAT SOMEONE'S FINALLY CHALLENGING HIM 386 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 AS AN EXCUSE TO ACT LIKE A TOTAL DICK, AND THAT'S OKAY? 387 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU DID SKATE HIM A LITTLE. 388 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 OKAY, BUT AM I WRONG ABOUT THE GUY, THOUGH? 389 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 ALL THE FRAT-BOY INSULTS -- HE'S A DICK. 390 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 USED TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME. 391 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY 392 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 A GUY'S SALE BECAUSE HE'S A DICK. 393 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 OTHERWISE, UM... YOU'D STILL HAVE ZERO. 394 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 [ LAUGHS ] 395 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 396 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 SEE, HE'S SAYING THAT YOU'RE ALSO A DICK. 397 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 UH-HUH. 398 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 WHICH IS NOT A GREAT JOKE. 399 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 [ TERRY LAUGHS ] 400 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T DESERVE THAT LAUGH. 401 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Terry: NO. 402 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 YEAH, MARCUS WASN'T TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT YOU. 403 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 YOU HAVE BEEN COMING IN LATE A LOT... 404 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 AND WITHOUT A TIE. 405 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 YOU NEED ME TO SHOW YOU HOW TO...DO THE KNOT AGAIN? 406 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 [ LAUGHS ] 407 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 THAT'S FUNNY. 408 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 [ LAUGHS ] 409 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I AM FUNNY. COME ON, MAN! 410 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I'M LIKE GEORGE CARLIN TODAY! [ SLAMS TABLE ] 411 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 GEORGE CARLIN? 412 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 THAT'S THE COMEDIAN THAT YOU'RE MOST LIKE? 413 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 WHAT? HE'S FUNNY. I'M FUNNY. 414 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Terry: I HAVEN'T BEEN LATE A LOT, OKAY? 415 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 MAYBE THE PAST FEW DAYS, BUT NOT A LOT. 416 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 OKAY. I MEAN, 417 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 AS FAR AS THE TIE GOES, 418 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000 NOBODY'S EVER NOT BOUGHT A CAR FROM ME BECAUSE OF A TIE. 419 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 OKAY, EASY, MAN. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 420 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 NO TIE TODAY. 421 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 LIGHTEN UP, DUDE. 422 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 423 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 SCREW IT. I'LL JUST GO HOME AND GET A TIE. 424 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, UM, I NEED YOU 425 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 TO GO PICK UP AN A/C COMPRESSOR 426 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 FROM THE DISTRO IN TORRANCE. 427 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 YOU WANT ME TO DO A PARTS RUN? 428 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 DON'T YOU THINK I'D BE OF BETTER SERVICE TO YOU SELLING CARS? 429 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 YEAH, WELL, THE PARTS DEPARTMENT IS SHORTHANDED. 430 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I'M JUST GOING BY SENIORITY. 431 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE SENIORITY. 432 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 [ LAUGHS ] 433 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 OH, COME ON, MAN! [ GROANS ] 434 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HUH? 435 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 HE'S TRYING TO BE LIKE GEORGE CARLIN, THAT'S ALL. 436 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 COME ON BACK! 437 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000 SEE, HIS ASS IS RIGHT IN BETWEEN YOURS AND MINE. 438 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 YEAH, HE'S GOT A GOOD ASS. 439 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 [ OFF-KEY ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ] 440 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 HEY. 441 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 442 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 ALBERT WAS GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT BEING LATE. 443 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 YEAH, SORRY. YEAH, THE TRUCK'S OUTSIDE. 444 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 ALBERT! 445 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 DAD'S HERE! 446 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Albert: OKAY, COMING! 447 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 448 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 449 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 MAN! 450 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING? 451 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I MEAN, SHOULD WE STOP HIM OR SOMETHING? 452 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 STOP HIM? 453 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 NO, HE'S EXCITED! 454 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 455 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW, 456 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 THERE'S ALREADY A LOT OF BUILT-IN PRESSURE WITH 457 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 THESE THINGS ALREADY. 458 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 WHAT IF THEY LAUGH OR YELL AT HIM? 459 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 THIS COULD SET HIM BACK WITH HIS ANXIETY. 460 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 JOE, IT'S HIGH SCHOOL. 461 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 NO ONE'S GONNA BE GOOD. 462 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 HEIDI PINES' KID IS DOING A MONOLOGUE 463 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 FROM "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET." 464 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? HIS VOICE IS CHANGING. 465 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 LOOK, ALBERT'S DOING GREAT, JOE. 466 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 DR. SCHNEIDER THINKS THAT HIS BAND FRIENDS 467 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE. 468 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 HE COULD LOSE THEM IF WE STOP HIM. 469 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 YEAH, WELL, WHAT IF HE GETS SHAKY 470 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 AND HE CAN'T EVEN GO ON STAGE? 471 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 HE COULD LOSE THEM THAT WAY, TOO, RIGHT? 472 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 ALBERT! 473 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 HI, DAD. 474 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 475 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 UH, DAD, THIS IS BEN. 476 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 WE CALL HIM "DOC" 'CAUSE HIS DAD'S A DENTIST. 477 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 HEY, THAT'S COOL. HEY, DOC. YEAH. 478 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE TRUCK'S OUTSIDE, BOYS, 479 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 SO LOAD IT UP. 480 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 HEY, DAD, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE SONG WE PICKED. 481 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I GOT IT FROM YOUR iPod. 482 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 COOL. 483 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 484 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Sonia: OKAY. 485 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 WHAT SONG IS IT? 486 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 I'VE HEARD IT 100 TIMES -- NO IDEA. 487 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 HMM. 488 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 489 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. I'M SO SORRY. 490 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 THEY MADE ME PARK NEAR THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 491 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 HE'S UP NEXT, I THINK. 492 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 OKAY. 493 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 494 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 495 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Young man: LAME! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GOTH, DELANEY! 496 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 BOO! 497 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 IS IT TOO LATE TO STOP HIM? 498 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Mike: ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. THAT WAS SOMETHING, WASN'T IT? 499 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ROUND FOR DUTCH OVEN? 500 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 501 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 YEAH. 502 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 KEEP IT GOING, EVERYBODY, FOR OUR NEXT ACT -- 503 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 DOG'S BEST FRIEND! 504 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 505 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Sonia: WHOO! Joe: YEAH! 506 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 WHOO! 507 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 UH-OH. 508 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Joe: OH, GOD. 509 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 WHERE IS HE? 510 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I DON'T KNOW. 511 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Young man: BORING! 512 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Sonia: OH, GOD. 513 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Joe: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 514 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 OH, DEAR. 515 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 [ Sighing ] Oh, yes. 516 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 WHEW! 517 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 [ CHUCKLES, CLAPS ] 518 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 [ DRUM STICKS TAPPING ] 519 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 [ BAND PLAYING OFF-KEY ] 520 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 YEAH, JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 521 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 OHH. 522 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Marcus: HEY, HOLLYWOOD'S BACK 523 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 FROM HIS PARTS RUN. 524 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 HEY, ONCE YOU PUT THAT DOWN, 525 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PICK ME UP SOME CHICK-FIL-A. 526 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, AND GUM. 527 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Carl: HOT OUT THERE, HUH? 528 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NUMBER ONE, BABY. 529 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 STINGS, DON'T IT? 530 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 ♪ WILL IT GO 'ROUND IN CIRCLES? ♪ 531 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000 ♪ WILL IT FLY HIGH LIKE A BIRD UP IN THE SKY? ♪ 532 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 OKAY, OKAY. 533 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000 ♪ WILL IT GO 'ROUND IN CIRCLES? ♪ 534 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 ♪ WILL IT FLY HIGH LIKE A BIRD UP IN THE SKY? ♪ 535 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 [ GUITAR SOLO ] 536 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 [ SAXOPHONE SOLO ] 537 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 [ CHEERING ] 538 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Joe: UH, WHAT'S HE DOING? 539 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Sonia: OH, MY. 540 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 541 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 OH, NO. OH, MY... 542 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 543 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 544 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 [ LAUGHS ] 545 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 WHOO, ALBERT! 546 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 547 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 ♪ WILL IT GO 'ROUND IN CIRCLES? ♪ 548 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 WHOO-HOO! WHOO! 549 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 ALL RIGHT, ALBERT! 550 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 [ SCREAMS, FEEDBACK SHRIEKS ] 551 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 ALL RIGHT, EASY, NOW. 552 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S WORKING THE ROOM. 553 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 DO YOU BELIEVE HOW FAR THIS KID'S COME? 554 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 HONESTLY? NO. 555 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING ANYMORE. 556 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 I KNOW. 557 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 IS HIGH-FIVING -- WE'RE TOO OLD FOR THAT, RIGHT? 558 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 559 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 OH, THERE HE IS! 560 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 YEAH, THE ROCK STARS! THERE THEY ARE! 561 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 YOU GUYS WERE GREAT! GOOD JOB. 562 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 563 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Albert: YEAH, I KNOW SOME PARTS SUCKED, 564 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 BUT SOME PARTS WERE REALLY GOOD. 565 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 YEAH, LIKE WHEN YOU TOOK OFF YOUR SHIRT. 566 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 WELL, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 567 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 WE GOT THROUGH THE WHOLE SONG WITHOUT STOPPING. 568 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 YEAH, WE DID GOOD. 569 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 LET'S PACK UP, GUYS. 570 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. 571 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 GOOD JOB, GUYS, YEAH. 572 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 DOC! HUH? 573 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 NO, NO. GOOD -- GOOD STUFF. 574 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 OH. 575 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 YOU WERE GOOD, YEAH. GOOD STUFF. 576 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 [ Sighing ] OH. 577 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 ALBERT, YOU LOOKED LIKE 578 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000 YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN UP THERE. 579 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 I KNOW. I ALMOST DIDN'T DO IT. 580 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I THOUGHT ABOUT NOT GOING UP THERE. 581 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S OKAY, 582 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 'CAUSE YOU KICKED YOUR ANXIETY IN THE BALLS TODAY. 583 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 584 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 MIND'S EYE, DAD. 585 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 MIND'S EYE! 586 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 THAT'S THIS GOLF THING I TAUGHT HIM. 587 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 I GUESS HE'S APPLYING IT TO LIFE, MUSIC, EVERYTHING. 588 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 OKAY, GOOD JOB. 589 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 590 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 [ TELEPHONES RINGING, EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS ] 591 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 [ As Senior ] IS ANYBODY PLANNING ON 592 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 SELLING ANY CARS TODAY? 593 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 594 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 [ Normal voice ] I WAS DOING MY DAD. 595 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 HEY, LOOK, MAN, YOU HAD A SHITTY DAY. 596 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME? [ SIGHS ] 597 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 GET SOME DINNER, GET SOME SLEEP. 598 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 COME BACK TOMORROW -- IT'LL BE LESS SHITTY. 599 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 YEAH. 600 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 ANOTHER BOSTON CREAM. 601 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 TWO PIECES OF PIE? 602 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 YOU PUTTING ON WEIGHT FOR A PART? 603 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU QUIT ACTING. 604 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S A JOKE. 605 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 [ LAUGHS ] 606 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 HOW LATE YOU WORKING TONIGHT? 607 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 UH...ANOTHER HOUR? 608 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 HMM. 609 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 WHAT, I'M NOT WORTH THE WAIT? 610 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 LOOK AT ME. 611 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 HUH? 612 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I AM A SUCKER FOR A GIRL IN A SHORT APRON. 613 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 HMM. GOOD. 614 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 ISN'T THAT CAFFEINE GONNA KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT? 615 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 NO, BUT I'M HOPING YOU WILL, THOUGH. 616 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 OH. 617 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 618 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 [ LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS ] 619 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 620 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 SURPRISE! 621 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 [ PEOPLE WHOOPING ] 622 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 623 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 [ CHEERING ] 624 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Woman: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 625 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 WOW. WOW, EVERYONE. 626 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 HE'S WITH HER NOW? WHERE'S ERIN? 627 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I DON'T KNOW. I LEFT HER A MESSAGE. 628 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE. 629 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 [ LAUGHS ] THANKS. 630 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 AND YOU MUST BE ERIN. 631 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 632 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 IT'S LAURA, ACTUALLY. 633 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 OH, OKAY. LAURA. [ CHUCKLES ] 634 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I THOUGHT YOU SAID -- 635 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 CHAMPAGNE FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY! 636 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Terry: THANKS, GUYS. 637 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 ALTHOUGH, TECHNICALLY, 638 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY TILL TOMORROW. 639 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 HENCE THE SURPRISE. 640 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I WAS WORRIED YOU'D BEAT ME HERE. 641 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 YOU KNOW, BUT FOR ONCE, 642 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 YOUR BEING LATE ALL THE TIME PAID OFF. 643 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Joe: YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE NOT MIDDLE-AGED ANYMORE. 644 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 YOU'RE 5/8 AGED. 645 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M GONNA KNOW THIS DICK 646 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 FOR 30 MORE YEARS? AH! 647 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 HEY, MAN. 648 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 HEY. WHERE'S ERIN? 649 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I'M GONNA... 650 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 GO USE THE RESTROOM. [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 651 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 SO, UH, NICE PARTY, HUH? 652 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 MM. 653 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE JUST GONNA LET YOU 654 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 GET A CAMERA UP YOUR BUTT FOR YOUR 50th, DID YOU? 655 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 YEAH, THE WHOLE PARTS RUN -- 656 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 I THINK I GET IT. 657 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 YEAH, I COULDN'T LET YOU GO HOME AND GET A TIE. 658 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 YOU KNOW? WE WERE SETTING UP. 659 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 YEAH, THAT VINYL BANNER? 660 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 THAT'S ALL ME. YOU GOT ME. 661 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 [ LAUGHS ] 662 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE COMPRESSOR. 663 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL HAVE MARCUS TAKE IT BACK TO TORRANCE, HUH? 664 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 665 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I'M JUST GONNA REFILL, OKAY? 666 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 OOH, HE DRANK THAT FAST. 667 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 HEY, IS THAT STRUDEL? 668 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 I'M A BIT OF A FOODIE. 669 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 I'M LAWRENCE, BY THE WAY. 670 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 HI. 671 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 672 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 HEY, STEVE. 673 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 HEY, DOG! 674 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 "TERR-ING" IT UP TONIGHT, HUH? 675 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:53,000 GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. 676 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 A LITTLE PARSLEY, 677 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 SAGE, ROSEMARY, AND THYME. 678 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 UH, YEAH, THANKS, STEVE, 679 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT STUFF SO MUCH A-ANYMORE. 680 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 ACTUALLY, NOT AT ALL. 681 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 WHAT? 682 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 IT'S YOUR 50th, THOUGH, MAN. 683 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 THIS IS LIKE A SPECIAL OCCASION AND SHIT, BRO. 684 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 YEAH, I, UH... 685 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 LOOK, IT'S BEEN 20 WEEKS, DOING GOOD, SO, YOU KNOW... 686 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 COME ON. 687 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I GOT IT FOR YOU. 688 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 UH... 689 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 YEAH, OKAY, THANKS. 690 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 THANKS. 691 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 AND THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF, MAN. 692 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 SO YOU BETTER GIVE YOUR SPEECH FIRST. 693 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 [ Laughing ] OH, NO, I'M NOT GIVING ANY SPEECHES. 694 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 YOU WILL IF I SAY... 695 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 SPEECH! WHOA, WHOA, 696 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 WHOA, WHOA. 697 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 NO, NO, NO. SPEECH! 698 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 STEVE, STEVE, COME ON, STOP IT. 699 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 SPEECH! 700 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 SPEECH. 701 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 YEAH, DUDE! SPEECH! 702 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000 [ CROWD CHANTING "SPEECH" ] 703 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 STOP. 704 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 NO, COME ON, GUYS. 705 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 [ CHANTING CONTINUES ] 706 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 COME ON, GUYS. I'M NOT -- 707 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I'M NOT GIVING A SPEECH! 708 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 [ CHANTING STOPS ] 709 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 UH, SORRY, SORRY. 710 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 711 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 LET ME JUST HIT THE HEAD FIRST, OKAY? 712 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 EXCUSE ME. 713 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 714 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 THAT WAS WEIRD. 715 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 SO, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 716 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 YOU BETTER NOT BE AN ASSHOLE AT YOUR PARTY. 717 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 NO, NO, NO. NO PARTY FOR ME. 718 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 THE DAY AFTER I TURN 50, 719 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 I'M QUALIFYING FOR THE SENIOR TOUR, BABY. 720 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 ALL RIGHT, JOE. YOU GO. 721 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, I'M GONNA GO, YEAH. YEAH. 722 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 723 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 LET ME, UH, GET THIS. 724 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 HEY. WHAT'S UP? [ DOOR CLOSES ] 725 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I'M...KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 726 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 MANFRO: Sorry, Joe, I'm not feeling too good. 727 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD RUN AN ERRAND FOR ME TOMORROW. 728 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 UH...SORT OF GOT A FULL DAY TOMORROW. 729 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I WAS GONNA HIT THE COURSE FOR A FEW HOURS. 730 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I'M KIND OF PUMPED, ACTUALLY. 731 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 HEY, THAT'S GREAT, JOE. GOOD FOR YOU. 732 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 BUT THIS WON'T TAKE THAT LONG, THOUGH. 733 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 REMEMBER THE GUY AT THE RESTAURANT 734 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I MADE THE PICKUP FROM LAST WEEK? 735 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 HE OWES ME $500. 736 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Can you pick it up for me? 737 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 OH [SCOFFING] 738 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 739 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 JOE, HE'S HARMLESS. COME ON, YOU SAW HIM. 740 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT. 741 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Joe, you're not gambling. 742 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 You're picking up an envelope, all right? 743 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 YOU'VE GONE TO THE MAILBOX BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU? 744 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Come on, I'm throwing up every two seconds. 745 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Would you just do this for me? 746 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 [ THE GUESS WHO'S "AMERICAN WOMAN" PLAYS ] 747 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 ♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪ 748 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 ♪ MMM MMM ♪ 749 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 ♪ DA DA DA DA ♪ 750 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 ♪ MMM MMM ♪ 751 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 ♪ DA DA ♪ 752 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 753 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN, SHE GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 754 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:35,000 ♪ MMM, AMERICAN WOMAN GONNA MESS YOUR MIND ♪ 755 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 756 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 HEY, IT'S ALL YOURS. 757 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 HOW YOU BEEN, MAN? GOOD. 758 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN ♪ 759 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 ♪ STAY AWAY FROM ME ♪ 760 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN ♪ 761 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,000 ♪ MAMA, LET ME BE ♪ 762 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 ♪ DON'T COME A-HANGING AROUND MY DOOR ♪ 763 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 ♪ I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE ♪ 764 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 ♪ I GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO ♪ 765 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 ♪ BUT SPEND MY TIME GROWING OLD WITH YOU ♪ 766 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 ♪ NOW, WOMAN, I SAID STAY AWAY ♪ 767 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, 768 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I THINK I HAVE A BIGGER SERVING TRAY. 769 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 OH, NO. 770 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I-I CAN'T TROUBLE THE BIRTHDAY BOY. 771 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 [ Chuckling ] THAT'S LIKE CATERING 101. 772 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 NO, IT'S NO TROUBLE. 773 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 YEAH, IT WOULD BE KIND OF AWESOME. THANK YOU. 774 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Melissa: OH, GOD, LOOK AT THIS. MMM-MMM-MMM. 775 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000 THE PROBLEM IS, IT'S ON THE TOP SHELF UP HERE. 776 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING ONE OF THOSE, UH, NATURE SPECIALS. 777 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 WHERE'S THE ONE HE CAME IN WITH? 778 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Owen: GONE AND FORGOTTEN. 779 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 AND THE LION CIRCLES ITS PREY. 780 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 OH. MM. 781 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 MUST HAVE SHRUNK IN THE WASH. 782 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 RIGHT. I THINK I HAVE ONE IN THE TRUCK. I'LL GO CHECK. 783 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 YOU NEED SOME HELP? 784 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 SURE, YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT. 785 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 ♪ ...SPARKLE SOMEONE ELSE'S EYES ♪ 786 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 ♪ NOW, WOMAN, I SAID GET AWAY ♪ 787 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 ♪ AMERICAN WOMAN... ♪ 788 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 SADLY, NOW THERE CAN BE BUT ONE OUTCOME. 789 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 [ LAUGHS ] 790 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 SEE? CARLIN. 791 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 NO! 792 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 SO, HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THAT GIRL WAS? 793 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 35? 794 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 YOU THINK OLDER? [ LAUGHS ] 795 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ERIN? 796 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 I THOUGHT SHE WAS "THE ONE." 797 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I DON'T KNOW. 798 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 HE SEEMED SERIOUS. 799 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 TOLD US HE WAS IN LOVE, EVERYTHING. 800 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 I WISH THE DAY WOULD COME WHEN THAT MAN WOULD GROW UP. 801 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000 DID HE EVEN THANK YOU AND JOE 802 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 FOR THROWING HIS PARTY? 803 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 I MEAN, HE WAS RUDE. 804 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 LOOK, HE'S BEEN AN ASS LATELY, 805 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 BUT IT'S TERRY. 806 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 NOTHING LASTS TOO LONG. 807 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I GUESS THIS WHOLE "TURNING 50" THING 808 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 HIT HIM HARDER THAN WE THOUGHT IT WOULD. 809 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 SHOOT. 810 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 HE STILL THINKS HE'S 20, LIKE THAT CATERER. 811 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 [ LAUGHS ] 812 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 A GUY LIKE HIM DENIES AGING SO MUCH 813 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 THAT WHEN IT FINALLY HAPPENS, HE CAN'T HANDLE IT. 814 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 AS OPPOSED TO A GUY LIKE JOE. 815 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 DID YOU HEAR HIM GOING ON 816 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 ABOUT TRYING OUT FOR THE SENIOR TOUR? 817 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 NOW, HE IS NOT FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF. 818 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 HE'S OUT THERE PURSUING HIS DREAM. 819 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 YEAH, HE'S DOING REALLY GOOD. 820 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 YEAH. 821 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE PULLING THAT "TURNING 50" FREAK-OUT SHIT 822 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 ON ME, ARE YOU, BIG MAN? 823 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 NO. NO. 824 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 BECAUSE I'M LIKE THE PERFECT COMBINATION. 825 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 I GOT THE MATURITY OF AN OLD GUY... 826 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 AND THE MOVES OF A YOUNG ONE. 827 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 [ LAUGHS ] 828 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 ♪ I'VE GOT A SONG, I AIN'T GOT NO MELODY ♪ 829 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 ♪ I'M A-GONNA SING IT TO MY FRIENDS ♪ 830 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 ♪ I'VE GOT A SONG... ♪ 831 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 GOOD MORNING, ROY. 832 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000 MORNING. 833 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 HEY, HOW ABOUT THE WEATHER, RIGHT? 834 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 GOOD BREAK FROM THE HEAT. RIGHT? 835 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 YEAH, IT'S NICE, YEAH. 836 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 LET'S, UH -- LET'S START WITH THE 8 IRON, 837 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000 AND DON'T COME OVER THE TOP, RIGHT? 838 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 RIGHT, RIGHT. NO, I KNOW THAT. 839 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 [ GROANS ] 840 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, ROY. 841 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 YESTERDAY... MM-HMM. 842 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 ...I THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING. 843 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 YEAH. 844 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 BUT, UH, I'M NOT GONNA. 845 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS VISUALIZATION TECHNIQUE 846 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 THAT I'VE USED THAT'S HELPED ME IN THE PAST. 847 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 I DID IT WITH MY SON. 848 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I'M GONNA GET INTO THAT. I'M GONNA TRY THAT. 849 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 850 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000 ♪ WILL IT FLY HIGH LIKE A BIRD UP IN THE SKY? ♪ 851 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000 ♪ WILL IT GO 'ROUND IN CIRCLES? ♪ 852 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 853 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,000 ♪ WILL IT FLY HIGH LIKE A BIRD UP IN THE SKY? ♪ 854 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 855 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 OHH. 856 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 UH, YOU KNOW, JOE, 857 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 I-I THINK MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE...LOCAL. 858 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000 YOU KNOW, I'M ONLY UP FROM CARLSBAD ONCE A WEEK. 859 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 YOU PAY ME TIME AND MILEAGE, 860 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 AND I KNOW SOME GUYS 861 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 IN THIS AREA -- VERY GOOD. 862 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 LOOK... 863 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 ALL I NEED, REALLY... 864 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I GOT CLOSE BEFORE, YOU KNOW? 865 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000 I CAN GET CLOSE AGAIN. 866 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW. 867 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 868 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 KEEP SWINGING. 869 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 UH, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE. 870 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 ALL RIGHT? 871 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 YEAH. 872 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 [ SIGHS ] 873 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 874 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 875 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 AAH! 876 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 [ SIGHS ] 877 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 878 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Lindsey: STELLA, IT'S ALMOST 10:00. 879 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR YOGA. 880 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 OOPS. DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. 881 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Stella: OH, NO, HEY. 882 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 THAT'S OKAY. 883 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 IT'S FINE. THIS IS TERRY. 884 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000 HI, TERRY. 885 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 HI. 886 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO YOGA WITH ME. 887 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 [ SIGHS ] YEAH, NO. 888 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000 I'M ALREADY LATE FOR WORK, BUT, UM... 889 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 YOU GO. 890 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 I'LL LET MYSELF OUT? 891 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 OKAY. 892 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 BUT YOU'RE GONNA MISS SEEING ME IN ALL SORTS OF BENDY POSES. 893 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 894 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 [ SMOOCHING ] 895 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 896 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 SORRY. 897 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 DON'T WANT TO DO IT OUT FRONT. 898 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 KEEP TELLING MANFRO THAT. 899 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 IT'S FINE. [ CHUCKLES ] 900 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 IT'S ALL THERE. 901 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 902 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 ALL RIGHT. THANKS. 903 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 SO, CAN I GET $100 ON CHICAGO TONIGHT? 904 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 UH, WELL, YOU GOT TO CALL MANFRO FOR THAT. 905 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I'VE BEEN TRYING HIM ALL DAY. HE'S NOT PICKING UP. 906 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM, RIGHT? 907 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 YEAH, YEAH. 908 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 OKAY. CHICAGO? 909 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 YEAH, IT'S A PICK 'EM BET. 910 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 WHICH IS CRAZY -- CHICAGO SUCKS. 911 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 BUT I'M FROM HIGHLAND PARK, 912 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 SO...CAN'T BET AGAINST YOUR HOME TEAM, RIGHT? 913 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 YEAH. 914 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 SO YOU GOT ME DOWN FOR $100? 915 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 [ SLAPS LEG ] 916 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 OKAY, YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM. 917 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK TODAY. 918 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 THE DEALER REP'S COMING TO CHECK INVENTORY, 919 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 AND WE HAVE A NEW SHIPMENT OF MALIBUS ARRIVING. 920 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 WE HAVEN'T EVEN SOLD THE OLD ONES. 921 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000 ALSO, JESSE'S GOT A NEW FORM FOR ALL SERVICE ORDERS. 922 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 LET'S JUST, UH... 923 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000 SO, UH, LET'S JUST KEEP THE PEACE 924 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000 AND...HELP JESSE OUT BY ACTUALLY USING THE NEW FORMS. 925 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 HEY, YOU GOT THE NAME 926 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 OF THE CATERING COMPANY FROM LAST NIGHT? 927 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT STELLA CHICK DUG ME. 928 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 [ KNOCKS ON DESK ] 929 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000 ...WE'RE GONNA USE THE DEALER INVOICE NUMBER. 930 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 THAT'S OUR NUMBER, 931 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 NOT THE VIN NUMBER ON THE CAR, OKAY? 932 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 AND THEN YOU'LL NOTICE FARTHER... 933 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 934 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 MANFRO? 935 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000 HEY, MANFRO. 936 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 OH. SORRY. 937 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 MUST HAVE DRIFTED OFF. 938 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 LAST NIGHT, I FELL ASLEEP ON THE CAN. 939 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 ANYWAY, HERE YOU GO. 940 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000 OH. THANKS. 941 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 SO, UH, HOW'S TODAY BEEN? 942 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000 TIRED. 943 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THE STUPID PUZZLE. 944 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 FRICKIN' OCEANS. 945 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000 10 BUCKS OF THIS IS GOING TO THE CANCER SOCIETY. 946 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 GOTTA LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THOSE GUYS. 947 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 948 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 $10 -- THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 949 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000 OH, HEY, THE GUY, BILL, 950 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 SAYS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. 951 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 HE WANTS TO GET SOMETHING IN TONIGHT. 952 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 NAH. 953 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 NO? 954 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 YOU DON'T WANT THE BET? 955 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 NAH. NO BETS TODAY. GOT THE RINGER OFF. 956 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 GET THE DRAPES, WOULD YOU, JOE? 957 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000 UH, HE SAID HE WANTS CHICAGO, THOUGH. 958 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I MEAN, THAT'S EASY MONEY, RIGHT? 959 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 [ SIGHS ] 960 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I KNOW YOU GOT YOUR HEART SET ON RED. 961 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 THIS ONE'S GOT THE EBONY INTERIOR, 962 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000 WHICH I LOVE. IT'S THE HOTTEST-SELLING COMBINATION. 963 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 What the hell? Come on! 964 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 SORRY, MAN. 965 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 THOUGHT I COULD CATCH A FEW AT LUNCH, YOU KNOW? 966 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000 IN ONE OF OUR CARS? 967 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 SORRY. 968 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 WHOA. 969 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 [ INDISTINCT ARGUING ] 970 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 LET ME GET YOU GENTLEMEN SOME COFFEE. 971 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000 UM, I'LL BE WITH -- WITH YOU IN A SECOND. 972 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 TELL HOLLYWOOD I DON'T WANT HIM WITH THE CUSTOMERS TODAY. 973 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 HE CAN MOVE INVENTORY. 974 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I NEED THE ZR1 IN HERE. 975 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Marcus: OKAY. 976 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 [ DOORBELL CHIMES ] 977 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 HEY, BOSS SAYS YOU'RE OFF SALES. 978 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 GOTTA MOVE THE ZR1 IN HERE. 979 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 WHAT? 980 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 WHY? 981 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 UH... 982 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Marcus: OH, COME ON, MAN. 983 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 HEY, I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. 984 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 LOOKS LIKE A HOSPITAL BED CLOSED RIGHT UP ON YOU. 985 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 [ MARCUS LAUGHS ] 986 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 YOU DRIVE SAFE, NOW. 987 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 988 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 HEY, BILL. 989 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 WHAT'S UP? 990 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000 HEY. 991 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 THE MONEY WAS RIGHT, WASN'T IT? 992 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, NO. 993 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,000 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I TALKED TO MANFRO, AND... 994 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 HE TOOK YOUR BET. 995 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 HE, UH, HE TOOK THE BET. 996 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 OH. OKAY. 997 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME BACK AND -- DID THE SPREAD CHANGE? 998 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 NO, NO. NO, IT'S STILL EVEN. 999 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 YEAH, I WAS JUST DRIVING BY. 1000 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW. 1001 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 OKAY. I KNOW. 1002 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 [ Chuckling ] OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. YEAH. 1003 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1004 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000 SO IT'S $100 ON CHICAGO, 1005 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 EVEN SPREAD. 1006 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 YEAH. 1007 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I KNOW. 1008 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. [ CHUCKLES ] 1009 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Marcus: ARE YOU FOLKS LOOKING AT 36 MONTHS, 1010 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 48 MONTHS, OR 60 MONTHS? 1011 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 60? WE CAN GET YOU DOWN NICE AND LOW FOR 60 MONTHS. 1012 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 FILL THOSE OUT, THEN WE'LL TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE. 1013 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000 WE'LL RUN YOUR CREDIT WHILE WE'RE OUT. 1014 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000 YOU'LL BE BACK. 1015 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 YOU'LL BE ON -- 1016 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1017 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU ALL RIGHT? 1018 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Terry: SORRY. 1019 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000 [ Chuckling ] THIS THING'S JUST GOT SO MUCH PICKUP, YOU KNOW? 1020 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 HUH? 1021 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Marcus: YOU'RE A JOKE, TERRY! 1022 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 YOU HEAR ME! YOU'RE A JOKE, OLD MAN! 1023 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 WHOA! WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! 1024 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 WHAT HAPPENED?! 1025 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 WHAT HAPPENED IS I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING 1026 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 ABOUT YOUR BOY, AND YOU DIDN'T, OWEN! 1027 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 WAIT, WAIT, CALM DOWN A SECOND, MAN! 1028 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 NO, NO, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT! I'M DONE WITH YOU! 1029 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 AND I'M DONE WORKING AT THIS SHIT BOX! 1030 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1031 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 [ CAR BEEPING ] 1032 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Owen: GET ME SOME PAPER TOWELS OR SOME RAGS OR SOMETHING. 1033 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 WELL... 1034 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I DON'T THINK HE BROKE IT. 1035 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 OH, GOOD. 1036 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000 LOOK, UH... 1037 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I KNOW I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY... 1038 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 BEEN MYSELF LATELY, YOU KNOW? 1039 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 [ SNIFFLES ] 1040 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 THE PARTY AND HERE, 1041 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 AND, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S -- 1042 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 STUPID BIRTHDAY. 1043 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 1044 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 [ Laughing ] YOU KNOW? 1045 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000 ERIN BROKE UP WITH ME. 1046 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY -- 1047 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 THAT I ONLY, YOU KNOW... 1048 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 DATED HER A COUPLE OF MONTHS 1049 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 AND IT SHOULDN'T BE AFFECTING ME... 1050 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 [ SCOFFS ] 1051 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 ...THIS MUCH. 1052 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 AND MAYBE IT SHOULDN'T. 1053 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 BUT IT IS, 1054 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1055 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 CHRIST, I'M GONNA SOUND LIKE SOME DAMN TEENAGER, YOU KNOW? 1056 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 BUT [CHUCKLES] 1057 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 1058 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 I THOUGHT I -- 1059 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000 I THOUGHT I WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 1060 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 AND, YOU KNOW, LATELY I-I'VE BEEN WONDERING 1061 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 IF I EVEN, YOU KNOW... 1062 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 BELONG HERE ANYWAY, RIGHT? 1063 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I MEAN... 1064 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000 MARCUS AND LAWRENCE -- I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GUYS. 1065 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 AND NOW... 1066 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 ...NOW EVEN YOU'RE SICK OF ME, 1067 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 AND... 1068 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 1069 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 I, UH... 1070 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 YOU GOT EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE ME, 1071 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000 AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU DO THAT. 1072 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 SO... 1073 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 WHY DON'T I JUST DO THE RIGHT THING, HUH? 1074 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000 AND I-I-I QUIT. 1075 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 UH, YOU'RE NOT QUITTING. 1076 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH PROBLEMS? 1077 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 OTHER SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT? 1078 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS, 1079 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 AND YOU JUST CREATED A DAMN BIG ONE FOR ME. 1080 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY HERE 1081 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS PLACE, 1082 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 TO BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD, 1083 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 AND YOU JUST CHASED MY BEST SALESMAN OUT THE DOOR -- 1084 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000 ALONG WITH 25 SALES. 1085 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000 SO YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1086 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 YOU DUG THIS BIG-ASS HOLE... 1087 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000 AND YOU'RE GONNA FILL IT UP. 1088 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND BE BACK IN HERE... 1089 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000 AT 7:00... 1090 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 WITH A TIE. 1091 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 AND, UM... 1092 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 ...GROW UP. 1093 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 DUDE, YOU BLEED A LOT. 1094 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 [ ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 1095 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000 AND WITH TWO CLICKS ON THE CLOCK, CHICAGO'S DOWN BY TWO. 1096 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 LOBS IN TO ARMSTRONG. HE TURNS... 1097 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 3-POINTER... 1098 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 OFF THE BACK OF THE RIM! 1099 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000 THAT'S THE BALL GAME! MIAMI HANGS ON TO BEAT CHICAGO! 1100 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Joe: I JUST WON 100 BUCKS. 1101 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,000 WHOO! 74234

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