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♪ TONIGHT YOU'RE MINE COMPLETELY ♪
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♪ YOU GIVE YOUR LOVE SO SWEETLY ♪
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♪ TONIGHT, THE LIGHT OF LOVE IS IN YOUR EYES ♪
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[ WHISTLES ]
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HEY, DAD.
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HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
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UH, WAIT. WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
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OH. AW! HURRY. GO GET IT.
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NO. I'LL JUST BUY.
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I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE.
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YEAH. JUST GO, DAD. NO, NO. GO.
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HURRY. COME ON.
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NO. MOM'S ACTING KIND OF CRAZY, SO REALLY, IT'S OKAY.
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YEAH. DAD, GO. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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SO, WHAT'S, UH, GOING ON WITH MOM?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE'S BEEN IN A REALLY BITCHY MOOD FOR NO
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REASON ALL WEEK.
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ALL RIGHT, DON'T SAY THAT.
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AND I'M GUESSING THERE'S A LITTLE MORE
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TO THE STORY MAYBE.
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YEAH. MOM'S JUST BEEN REALLY WEIRD LATELY --
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SO EMOTIONAL AND CRYING AND MOODY AND --
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CRYING? YEAH.
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ABOUT LIKE NOTHING.
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HONESTLY, I THINK SHE'S GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.
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OH, REALLY?
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AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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I DO, BECAUSE I AM SMART.
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OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, I'M SURE IT COULD BE ANY NUMBER OF THINGS.
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JUST DON'T YOU GUYS MAKE IT WORSE BY BEING ALL --
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OKAY. WE GOT IT, DAD. YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE CHANGE?
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DAD?
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YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪
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♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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[ LAUGHS ] RIGHT?
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Owen: YEAH, IT IS.
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WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT, YOU'RE DONE ALREADY?
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IT'S A CRAZY DAY TODAY. GOT TO GET BACK.
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AND I'M MEETING ERIN FOR LUNCH, SO I'M JUST HAVING COFFEE.
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AW! THIS SUCKS, MAN.
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I GOT A WHOLE SLATE OF STUFF I WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
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I GOT A SONIA THING, SOME SPORTS STUFF.
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I GOT LIKE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PEE STREAM.
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SORRY, BUT I GOT A CRAZY AMOUNT OF STUFF GOING ON AT WORK.
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AND MELISSA'S STILL DOING PRODUCT REVIEWS
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FOR THAT WEBSITE,
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SO WHEN I GET HOME, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE KIDS.
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YOU KNOW, JUST...
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THAT'S WHY YOU NEED THIS.
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COME ON, MAN.
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HERE YOU GO.
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THANKS.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER TO MOUNT WHITNEY?
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VERY FUNNY.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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OH, MY 50th BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP.
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I WANT US ALL TO HIKE MOUNT WHITNEY.
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AS IF THAT'S SOME SORT OF PARTY.
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HEY, IT'S GONNA BE FUN. SAVE THE DATE.
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OKAY. SEE YOU. WHAT DATE?
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WHAT --
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AW, SEE? I'M MISSING ALL THIS.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO HANG OUT.
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THIS IS BULLSHIT. RELAX.
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I GOT A LITTLE TIME BEFORE I HAVE TO MEET ERIN.
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SO ERIN, HUH -- SO ARE YOU STILL, UH --
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I BELIEVE THE TERM YOU USED WAS "IN LOVE"?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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[ Chuckling ] YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHY YOU DIDN'T HIT ON
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THE WAITRESS OR THE HOSTESS OR ME.
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ACTUALLY, ERIN'S BEEN AT A, UH, TEACHERS' WORKSHOP,
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SO I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A WEEK.
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OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
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I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE STILL, UH, WHATEVER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, SO -- SO, THIS SONIA THING --
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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WHAT? AW, COME ON.
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NO.
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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I GOT TO GO. OH, COME ON.
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YOU GOT A LIFE NOW, TOO? YEAH.
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GREAT. SORRY.
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NO TIME FOR JOE-JOE, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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I'M GONNA TEXT YOU THE THING ABOUT MY PEE.
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UH-HUH.
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HEY.
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HI. Terry: HI.
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HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD.
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I'M...GOOD.
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GOD, I AM SO SORRY.
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I GOT A CALL FROM SOME PARENTS.
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THEY WANT TO HAVE A CONFERENCE,
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SO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A REAL LUNCH.
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I ORDERED ALREADY. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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I COME HERE ALL THE TIME.
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HEY.
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WOW.
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BOY, I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU STILL WORKED HERE.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M GOOD. REALLY GOOD. GREAT, GOOD.
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LOOK AT YOU.
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IS THAT FOR A PART OR SOMETHING?
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NO, NO. I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT.
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ACTUALLY, I'M WORKING FOR OWEN.
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REALLY? THE -- THE CAR GUY?
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YEAH. OH.
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YEAH, HE SAYS HI. OH, HE DOES?
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HE KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SEE ME?
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[ CHUCKLES ] NO, NO.
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BUT, I MEAN, HE -- HE WOULD HAVE SAID HI.
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OH.
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IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL HI.
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AH. [ LAUGHS ]
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CAN I GET A, UH, LARGE BLACK, UH, COFFEE
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MM-HMM.
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AND A, UH, MEDITERRANEAN PANINI?
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THAT'LL JUST BE A COUPLE MINUTES.
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OKAY. GREAT.
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I'M ANNIE.
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HI. HI.
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OH, UH, SORRY. ERIN, ERIN, ANNIE.
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ANNIE, ERIN.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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UM, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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ACTUALLY -- OH, I THINK THAT'S MINE.
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OH, SURE. THERE YOU GO.
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GREAT. THANKS. ENJOY.
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I GOT IT. OKAY.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. YEAH.
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LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
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OH, WOW. THANKS.
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JUST GO AHEAD AND, UH, START EATING.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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OLD FRIEND?
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YEAH.
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NOT THAT OLD. [ LAUGHS ]
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ACTUALLY, SHE'S, UH -- SHE'S 58.
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REALLY GOOD USING HER SUNSCREEN.
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[ LAUGHS ] UH-HUH.
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THAT WAS SORT OF A -- A FLING.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T REALLY, UM,
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QUITE THE "WELCOME BACK" MEAL THAT I WAS HOPING FOR,
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SO MAYBE -- MAYBE TONIGHT I COULD MAKE YOU SOME RISOTTO?
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THAT'S OKAY. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO BEHIND ON GRADING PAPERS AND...
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OH, OKAY. I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK
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YOURSELF OUT, THOUGH.
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WE CAN JUST -- WE COULD GO OUT TO NORM'S.
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I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT PLACE.
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NO. I WANT TO COOK FOR YOU.
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REALLY? YEAH.
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OR IS THERE SOME OTHER YOUNG GIRL AT NORM'S
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YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MEET?
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[ LAUGHS ] NO, NO.
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THERE IS NO YOUNG GIRL AT NORM'S.
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WHAT'S THE NEW YEAR'S EVE STUFF? WHO PUT THIS HERE?
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IT LOOKED LIKE REGULAR PARTY STUFF.
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WELL, NO. COME ON. IT SAYS, "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009."
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YEAH, GET RID OF THIS STUFF.
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OH, COME ON, MARIA. I NEED YOU GUYS.
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I'M DOING THE GOLF THING.
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I NEED YOU BE ON TOP OF THIS STUFF.
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I KNOW. GOLF GOING GOOD, THOUGH?
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[ GROANS ]
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[ DOOR OPENS, BANGING ]
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HEY, I THINK THAT'S YOUR, UH...
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OH, YEAH.
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OH. [ SIGHS ] HEY, SORRY. I --
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ALBERT'S SLEEPING OVER AT WES' LATER,
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AND HE FORGOT, WELL, EVERYTHING.
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OH, GEEZ.
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ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
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YEAH. I WAS GONNA PUT IT IN THERE,
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BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.
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REALLY? OH.
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I DON'T KNOW. I TRIED IT.
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I -- BUT I GUESS I DIDN'T TWIST HARD ENOUGH OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, SOMETIMES IT STICKS.
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YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
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OH, GOD. I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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PHEW!
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I SHOULD HAVE -- I SHOULD HAVE REMINDED ALBERT
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ABOUT THE GUITAR THING THIS MORNING.
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NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. THAT'S ALBERT.
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THAT'S HIS WHOLE THING NOW.
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HE JUST ROAMS AROUND,
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AND I'M SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW HIM LIKE A SERVANT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, UM, YOU -- ARE YOU OKAY?
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I MEAN, UH, YOU -- YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
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'CAUSE YOU JUST -- I DON'T KNOW. YOU LOOK, UH --
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YEAH. NO, I'M FINE. YEAH.
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I'M JUST...
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OH, STOP. ALL RIGHT, COME HERE, COME HERE.
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SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. WHAT?
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NO, IT'S NOTHING.
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NO, TELL ME. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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I SHOULDN'T GET INTO THIS WITH YOU.
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COME ON. IT'S OKAY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I BROKE UP WITH HAROLD.
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I FOUND OUT...
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HE WAS CHEATING ON ME...
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...WITH A STUDENT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, I GUESS THAT'S MY COMEUPPANCE, HUH?
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[ LAUGHS ] HEY, COME ON.
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IT'S, UM...
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I GUESS NOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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STOP.
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STOP IT. COME ON.
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NO, I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST...
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LOOK, I HAVEN'T TOLD THE KIDS YET,
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SO I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH.
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I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO...
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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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I SHOULD GO.
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WAIT. WELL, I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING,
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YOU WANT TO -- HANG OUT HERE IF YOU WANT OR --
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I DON'T KNOW, SHOULD WE GET DINNER LATER OR SOMETHING?
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OH, WELL, SHIT. WHAT?
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NO, I FORGOT.
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I'M -- I'M TAKING A -- A FRIEND TO DINNER.
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OH, GOD. YOU HAVE A DATE.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST A -- IT'S A FRIEND.
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THAT'S ALL. I JUST -- I HAD IT.
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WE PLANNED IT.
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LOOK, REALLY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OKAY?
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YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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BUT, UH...
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, JOE.
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JUST MAKE SURE TO GET THAT STUFF TO ALBERT FOR TONIGHT.
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YEP. YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY.
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SLOW DAY?
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KEVIN SCARPULLA. Kevin: THERE HE IS.
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ALL THE WAY FROM SCARPULLA CHEVROLET/NISSAN/MAZDA AND --
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT GOING DOWN THE STREET THERE?
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SELLING HELICOPTERS YET?
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[ CHUCKLES ] NOT YET.
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HEY, CARL. WHAT'S UP?
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HOW'S HE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
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'CAUSE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
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WHEN HE WAS WITH US, HE SUCKED ASS.
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JUST FINE. CHANGE OF LOCATION --
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THAT'S ALL IT TAKES SOMETIMES.
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BY THE WAY, MY BIG BROTHER IS STILL PISSED
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THAT WE'RE DOWN 20 SALES A MONTH SINCE YOU JUMPED SHIP.
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YEAH, HE'S A GOOD MAN.
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[ Chuckling ] HE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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SO, UM, WHAT'S UP?
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WELL, FOR STARTERS, I HEAR THAT CORPORATE
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IS THINKING ABOUT DOWNSIZING IN THE ZIP CODE.
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LET'S GO UP TO MY OFFICE.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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IS THERE SOMEPLACE I CAN CHUCK THIS?
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AH.
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WE INSTALLED ONE OF THOSE GOURMET COFFEE BARS
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IN OUR LOUNGE, AND I AM HOOKED.
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SO, UH, YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT CORPORATE.
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IT'S PROBABLY JUST A RUMOR.
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BUT WE ARE GONNA START DOING KIAS,
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AND WE'RE TOTALLY OUT OF LOT SPACE,
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AND WE'RE PREPARED TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU
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FOR THIS PLACE.
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REALLY?
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A GOOD DEAL.
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NOW, I KNOW THAT YOUR FATHER HAS TO AGREE TO THIS,
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BUT I FIGURED I'D APPROACH YOU FIRST
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BECAUSE HE CAN BE A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.
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BECAUSE HE HATES YOU GUYS?
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[ CHUCKLES ] THAT HE DOES.
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NOW, IF YOU COULD CONVINCE HIM
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THAT IT WOULD BE WORTHWHILE,
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THE TWO OF YOU COULD RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET
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WITH SOME PRETTY SWEET CASH.
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WE'RE NOT FOR SALE.
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ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU ARE.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU HAD TO SCRAP PLANS
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FOR A BODY SHOP.
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NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE FINANCIALLY,
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BUT LET'S GET REAL.
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IT CAN'T BE GOOD, RIGHT?
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SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE THINKING THOREAU IS WORTH,
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AND THIS IS WHAT WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY YOU
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IF WE TAKE ON YOUR CHEVY INVENTORY.
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I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I DON'T CARE HOW DELICIOUS THIS RISOTTO IS.
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I HAVE TO LEAVE BY 8:00, ALL RIGHT?
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OH, NOW, WELL, LOOK, YOU CAN'T RUSH RISOTTO,
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SO HOW ABOUT 9:00?
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COME ON. [ LAUGHS ]
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WHOA.
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OH, GOD.
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WHAT IS IT? WHAT HAPPENED?
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[ SIGHS ] MY LANDLORD IS A COMPLETE ASS.
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HE ALWAYS DOES THIS.
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HE ALWAYS DOES THIS?
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NO, NO, NO. I-I MEAN, VERY RARELY.
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BUT -- BUT THEN THIS IS WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES.
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HEY, MARK. TERRY.
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I JUST GOT BACK TO THE BUILDING, FOUND YOUR LITTLE SURPRISE.
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CALL ME.
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YOU SAID HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.
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WHY? WHY WOULD HE --
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WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'M THE BUILDING MANAGER, RIGHT?
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AND -- AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND TO SHOW APARTMENTS.
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AND HE GETS ALL UPSET, YOU KNOW, IF I'M NOT OR --
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OR IF I-I DON'T DO SOME LITTLE REPAIR OR...
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HIS MESSAGE SAYS HE'S IN JAMAICA FOR THE WEEKEND.
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GOD, I'M SCREWED.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW...
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YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.
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REALLY?
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OH, OF COURSE.
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YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY, RIGHT,
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FOR TONIGHT --
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OR, YOU KNOW, HOWEVER... UH...
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SO, MOM'S, UH, GONNA PICK YOU UP TOMORROW, RIGHT?
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IF SHE DOESN'T FORGET.
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HEY, YOU GOT TO TAKE IT EASY ON MOM, ALL RIGHT?
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SHE'S GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME.
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I KNOW. THE CHANGE.
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YEAH.
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SO, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
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ALL-NIGHT BAND PRACTICE?
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WES' MOM SAID IT'S OKAY,
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SO IT'S GONNA BE REALLY COOL, YOU KNOW?
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YEAH.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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UH, TONIGHT, UM,
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I'M GOING TO DINNER WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.
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AND THEN, UH, I GOT TO HIT
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THE PRACTICE RANGE TOMORROW MORNING,
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SO, UM -- SO I GOT TO GET TO BED EARLY.
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SO I GOT TO GET TO BED EARLY.
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WOW.
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MY LAST NIGHT BEFORE CHEMO, RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE,
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YOU GOT TO LAY DOWN SOME PUSSY RULES.
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NO. I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA HANG OUT.
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I JUST -- I GOT THE GOLF, MAN.
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I TELL YOU, I'VE BEEN PLAYING SHITTY, SO...
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EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU STAY OUT LATE?
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MY FRIEND HERE HAS A CURFEW.
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NO. SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT. NO BIG DEAL.
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GOT THE LUCKY SHIRT ON. JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
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THAT'S, UH -- THAT'S THE LUCKY SHIRT, HUH?
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OH, YEAH. HAD TO BREAK IT OUT.
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ALL RIGHT. SO, WHEN'S OUR TABLE GONNA BE READY?
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I WANT MY LAST MEAL.
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OH, COME ON, MAN.
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I'M GONNA BE DOING A LOT OF JOKES LIKE THAT,
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SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO IT.
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TOMORROW, I START A LONG, SHITTY TIME,
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SO TONIGHT I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAY OR DO OR EAT.
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SO DON'T BE A JZIMMA JZEETZ AND SPOIL MY FUN.
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A WHAT?
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JZIMMA JZEETZ.
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IT MEANS DOUCHE BAG OR MORON, IDIOT --
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ANYTHING FROM THE DOUCHE BAG FAMILY.
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IT'S ITALIAN. I MADE IT UP A LONG TIME AGO.
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WELL, OKAY, IF YOU MADE IT UP,
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HOW DOES IT MEAN ANYTHING REALLY, RIGHT?
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I SAW A GUY ONCE. HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE BAG.
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SO I CALLED HIM THAT.
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THAT'S HOW WORDS GET MADE, JOE.
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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
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OH, MAN, I-I SAW MY EX TODAY.
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SHE BROKE UP WITH THAT GUY THAT SHE KIND OF LEFT ME FOR.
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OH, THAT WAS WEIRD.
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I COULDN'T TELL IF SHE WAS KIND OF WISHING WE STARTED BACK UP
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OR, I DON'T KNOW, HOOKED UP.
401
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THAT WOULDN'T BE COOL, THOUGH.
402
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THAT WOULD BE LIKE A REBOUND THING AND -- SHIT, I DON'T KNOW.
403
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THE WHOLE THING JUST CONFUSED ME.
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT
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ON MY LAST NIGHT WITH HAIR.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ALL RIGHT. YEAH, SORRY.
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I HAVE THESE OTHER GUYS I USUALLY TELL THIS STUFF TO.
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I JUST -- I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.
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I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M SHUTTING YOU UP, AND I'M GETTING YOU LAID.
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LET'S SEE. SONIA, SONIA.
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NO, NO, NO,
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ALL RIGHT. HERE IT IS. OH, SHE'S STILL
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IN YOUR FAVORITES.
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THAT'S INTERESTING. OKAY, OKAY.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] TELL HER THAT YOU'VE REALLY
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BEEN THINKING ABOUT HER.
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ALL RIGHT, RELAX, HUH?
421
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
422
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I TRIED. YEAH, YOU TRIED.
423
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WHAT'S GOOD HERE? ARE THE STEAKS GOOD?
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BE RIGHT BACK.
425
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE EATIN' HERE? YOU'RE MAKING A COLLECTION?
426
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? STOP BITCHING, JOE.
427
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THIS WORKED OUT GREAT FOR YOU.
428
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BILL'S PICKING UP THE WHOLE TAB.
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THE FUNNY PART IS, I THINK HE'S BEING SO NICE
430
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BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'RE MY MUSCLE.
431
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[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT? NO.
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IT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS.
433
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WHY IS IT HILARIOUS?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
435
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
436
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SMELLS FISHY IN HERE.
437
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SHOOT, I WAS ALL SET TO GIVE EVERYBODY HOT DOGS,
438
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BUT YOUR FATHER SHOWED UP WITH MACKEREL.
439
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OF COURSE THE BOYS HAD TO HAVE IT.
440
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OH, OF COURSE.
441
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OKAY, LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MESS,
442
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BUT I GOT TO GO WORK, SO CAN YOU...
443
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YEAH, I GOT IT.
444
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JAMIE, HIT THE SHOWER.
445
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OH, AND I THINK HANA'S STILL HUNGRY.
446
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OKAY.
447
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OKAY, 40 SHORT-ANSWER TESTS TO GRADE.
448
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NEXT TIME, MULTIPLE CHOICE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] SMELLS GOOD.
450
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I'M GONNA FINISH THAT OFF WITH SOME PARSLEY
451
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RIGHT BEFORE WE EAT. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I MUST UNPACK.
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AH.
454
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OH, MY GOD. HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS?
455
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I CAN'T EVEN BOIL WATER.
456
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THE SECRET IS TO BECOME AN ACTOR AND THEN NEVER GET WORK.
457
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[ CHUCKLES ] AH, YES.
458
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YEP, AND THEN, UH, YOU KNOW,
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YOU GOT TO LET THAT SIMMER FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS.
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AND THAT GIVES YOU TIME TO, YOU KNOW,
461
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DEVELOP ALL SORTS OF HOBBIES, LIKE COOKING.
462
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UNEMPLOYMENT IS THE KEY.
463
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YEP, BUT YOU GOT TO STICK TO IT.
464
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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OH.
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OH.
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TED CAME OUT.
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HE USUALLY HIDES FROM STRANGERS.
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HI, TEDDY.
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AWW. I THINK YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND.
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YOU GOT TO WRITE UP ALL THIS STUFF TONIGHT, HUH?
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YUP.
473
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AWW, THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HEY, THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TODAY --
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UM, SCARPULLA'S DICKHEAD BROTHER CAME BY
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AND SAID HE WANTS TO BUY US OUT.
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UH, YEAH. HERE'S THE, UM --
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HERE'S THE OFFER.
481
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WOW.
482
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
483
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I SAID NO, OF COURSE.
484
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WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR DAD WOULD EVER GO FOR IT.
485
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NO. OF COURSE NOT.
486
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[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY, DO ME A FAVOR.
487
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WILL YOU HOLD ON TO THAT? I HAVE TO REVIEW THESE.
488
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OKAY. LET ME SEE.
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[ Echoing ] TEST ONE, TWO.
490
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000
AND EVEN WITH THE HOLE MY DAD HAS LEFT US IN,
491
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
YOU KNOW, THE BUSINESS IS WORTH SOMETHING.
492
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
I GUESS SO. OKAY, TALK INTO THE WALKIE-TALKIE.
493
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
[ Echoing ] LISTEN -- I HAVE TO CONFESS --
494
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I THOUGHT AT ONE POINT ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE
495
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
TO JUST SELL EVERYTHING AND GET OUT FROM UNDER IT.
496
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
COULD YOU WALK AWAY?
497
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I COULD, BUT THE OFFER WAS SO LOW.
498
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
NO. WALK AWAY SO I CAN SEE HOW THESE THINGS WORK.
499
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
OH.
500
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
WELL, SCARPULLA'S A SNAKE.
501
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
HE'S BEEN SPYING ON US.
502
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
PLUS, YOU'RE RIGHT -- MY DAD WOULD NEVER SELL TO HIM,
503
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
504
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I'M GOING TO SLEEP. OVER.
505
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
NOT "SLEEPOVER."
506
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
"SLEEP, OVER," AND OUT.
507
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
MELISSA: Copy that.
508
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Joe: AW, MAN. YOU KNOW MY COACH --
509
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
HE HAS ME EATING ALL THIS HEALTHY SHIT.
510
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
THIS IS HITTING THE SPOT.
511
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO SAY, "TO HELL WITH IT,"
512
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000
AND ENJOY LIFE. LIVE FOR NOW.
513
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000
YEAH.
514
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
OOH, AHH.
515
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
516
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
MY KID IS STAYING AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE ALL NIGHT,
517
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
DOING BAND PRACTICE.
518
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000
REMEMBER THAT? REMEMBER BEING THAT YOUNG?
519
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
NO RESPONSIBILITY -- JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT,
520
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING THE NEXT DAY?
521
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000
I'D LIKE TO DO MORE THAN JUST REMEMBER IT, JOE.
522
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
IT'S THE SHIRT, JOE.
523
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
THE SHIRT IS MAGIC.
524
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
PLUS, WE'RE PAYING THEM.
525
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
WELL, WE ALL PAY IN THE LONG RUN, RIGHT?
526
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
GUESS SO, YEAH.
527
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
528
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
OH, NO, NO. I'M SORRY.
529
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
JUST, UH, I'M NOT REALLY USED TO THIS.
530
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
OH. YOU JUST RELAX.
531
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
ARE YOU MARRIED? IS THAT IT?
532
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
'CAUSE HALF THE GUYS IN HERE ARE,
533
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
SO IF THAT'S WHAT'S BUMMING YOU OUT...
534
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
YEAH, NO. NO, NO, I'M DIVORCED, ACTUALLY.
535
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
STILL FRIENDS, AND IT'S ALL COOL, YOU KNOW?
536
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
YEAH.
537
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I SAW HER TODAY, ACTUALLY. MM.
538
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
THAT'S NICE.
539
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
IT WAS WEIRD.
540
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
SHE TOLD ME SHE BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
541
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T TELL --
542
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
I GOT TO GO DANCE ON THE STAGE.
543
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
OH.
544
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. THANK YOU. YEAH.
545
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
OH, UH, VERY GOOD.
546
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
HEY, CARLY, HOW ABOUT WE GO AGAIN?
547
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
SURE. THAT'S 50 BUCKS.
548
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
I WAS HOPING YOU'D GIVE ME A MEDICAL DISCOUNT.
549
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I HAVE CANCER.
550
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
551
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I'M SURE.
552
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
NO, I DO. TELL HER, JOE.
553
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
HE DOES.
554
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
REALLY? WHAT KIND?
555
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
COLON, AND I'VE HEARD ALL THE ASS JOKES,
556
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,000
SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
557
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
TOMORROW I START CHEMO,
558
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
SO WHO KNOWS WHEN I'M GONNA GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN?
559
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. COLON CANCER ISN'T FUNNY.
560
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
MY DAD HAS IT.
561
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
WHO'S YOUR DOCTOR?
562
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
THIS GUY WEINMAN AT MEMORIAL.
563
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
THAT'S MY DAD'S DOCTOR.
564
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
YOU'RE KIDDING. SMALL WORLD.
565
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
WHAT STAGE ARE YOU?
566
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
2, BUT I HAD THE SURGERY ALREADY,
567
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
AND THE GUY THINKS I'M PRETTY GOOD,
568
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
AND WITH THE CHEMO, EVEN BETTER.
569
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
MY DAD'S STAGE 3.
570
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
HIS SURGERY WENT REALLY WELL, TOO,
571
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
BUT HIS CHEMO WAS ROUGH.
572
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000
HE HAD EVERYTHING -- HAIR LOSS, NAUSEA, WEIGHT LOSS.
573
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
YEAH, I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE ALL THAT SHIT, TOO.
574
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
THIS ONE'S HALF-PRICE.
575
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
THANKS.
576
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED.
577
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
COULDN'T SLEEP.
578
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS, CAMERA HUMS ]
579
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
HEY.
580
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
IT IS SO CUTE.
581
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SCARPULLA THING.
582
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
OOH.
583
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
SHOW ME YOUR THINKING FACE.
584
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
585
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
SO, HERE'S THE THING -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
586
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
IF YOU REALLY CAN'T GO TO SLEEP,
587
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
THEN YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH SOME OF THIS STUFF.
588
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
SURE, DEALING WITH THE SERVICE GUYS IS A PAIN IN THE ASS,
589
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000
BUT THE TRUTH IS I LIKE GOING IN EVERY DAY.
590
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
[ GRUNTS ] IT'S A LOUSY OFFER.
591
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
[ GRUNTS ]
592
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,000
OH, HE THINKS HE'S SUCH HOT SHIT, WITH HIS GOURMET COFFEE.
593
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
[ WHIRRING ]
594
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
WOW.
595
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
THE TRUTH IS, MY DAD WOULD RATHER BE FISHING.
596
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
WOULDN'T IT BE WILD IF I JUST WENT AHEAD
597
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
AND MADE THE DEAL AND SPRUNG IT ON MY DAD?
598
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
OWEN, GO TO BED.
599
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
WHAT?
600
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000
GO TO BED!
601
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
HEY.
602
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
[ GASPS ]
603
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
[ SIGHS, CHUCKLES ]
604
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
SO, I'VE FORMULATED MY SCARPULLA STRATEGY.
605
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
OWEN, WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?
606
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
AND WHY ARE YOU DRINKING?
607
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
LISTEN, THAT OFFER HE GAVE TO US
608
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
WAS LOW-BALL BULLSHIT, JUST TO SEE IF WE'D BITE.
609
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I'M SURE THERE'S MORE MONEY, ALL RIGHT?
610
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I-I'VE WORKED FOR THOSE GUYS.
611
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I'VE SEEN THEM NEGOTIATE.
612
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
OWEN, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK?
613
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
NOT MUCH.
614
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
YOU KNOW, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING --
615
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
MY DAD HAS TO SELL THE STORE NOW.
616
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
HE CAN'T RUN IT WITHOUT ME.
617
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I MEAN, NOT UNLESS HE'S GONNA COME IN
618
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
AND BUST HIS ASS EVERY DAY, AND THAT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
619
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT THIS IS SOMETHING
620
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT TOMORROW MORNING, OKAY?
621
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
OKAY, UH -- OKAY. OKAY.
622
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
THAT'S, UH, FINE, JUST, UH -- WELL, FINE.
623
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD BE THRILLED.
624
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR YOU.
625
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
SEE, I'LL BE AVAILABLE
626
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
BECAUSE I WON'T BE TIED DOWN AT THE DEALERSHIP,
627
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
AND YOU CAN PURSUE ALL OF YOUR WRITING DREAMS.
628
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
WHOA, WHOA, H-HOLD UP.
629
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
YES?
630
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000
WHAT, YOU'RE SAYING THAT IF -- IF --
631
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING THERE,
632
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000
YOU'LL BE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS WHILE I'M WORKING?
633
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000
DAMN RIGHT I AM!
634
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
YOU SELL THAT SHIT, BIG MAN.
635
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
[ LAUGHS ]
636
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
YEAH. YEAH!
637
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! OOH, WE'RE GONNA TOAST YOU.
638
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
OH, YES, HONEY. WE'RE GONNA TOAST YOU.
639
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE.
640
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000
HERE IS TO YOU, OWEN THOREAU.
641
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
AND TO YOU, MY 'LISSA.
642
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
643
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
OOH.
644
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I WILL BE HERE AS LONG AS IT TAKES
645
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
TO GET YOUR CAREER ON TRACK.
646
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
WELL, IT SHOULDN'T TAKE SO LONG, I MEAN, BECAUSE
647
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
WRITING THESE REVIEWS
648
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
HAS SHOWN ME I STILL GOT MY CHOPS.
649
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000
SO NOW I'M THINKING, YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT EVEN BE IN JOURNALISM
650
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
OR EVEN, YOU KNOW, FICTION OR NONFICTION.
651
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
ANY OF THOSE. YOU'RE A GREAT WRITER.
652
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
THE CHANCE TO EXPLORE A DIFFERENT OUTLET.
653
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YEAH.
654
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
MAYBE SOMETHING IN MUSIC DISTRIBUTION.
655
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
YOU REALLY WON'T EVEN BE HAVING TO SPEND THAT MUCH TIME
656
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
WITH THE KIDS, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THE BOYS WILL BE IN SCHOOL.
657
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
WE CAN SEND HANA TO MONTESSORI IN A YEAR AND A HALF.
658
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
MONTESSORI IS AWESOME, BUT EVEN BEFORE THAT,
659
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUT GREAT ON THIS SALE,
660
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
SO WE'LL HAVE MONEY FOR A NANNY
661
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
IF I HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, TAKE MEETINGS AND STUFF.
662
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
OH, IT'LL BE GREAT!
663
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
LET'S DO IT.
664
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
OH.
665
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
666
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
667
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
668
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TELEVISION ]
669
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
[ GASPS ]
670
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
[ Sighing ] OH.
671
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
GOOD NIGHT.
672
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
SWEET DREAMS.
673
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
[ SIGHS ]
674
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
NIGHT.
675
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000
[ SIGHS ]
676
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
[ SIGHS ]
677
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I WASN'T...SURE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
678
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
NEITHER WAS I.
679
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
MM.
680
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
MM.
681
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
ALL RIGHT, JOE. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
682
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
YEAH. APPRECIATE IT.
683
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
OH, AND, HEY.
684
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
DON'T EVER DOUBT ME OR THE SHIRT.
685
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
686
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
CARLY'S NUMBER.
687
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
WHO? MY LAP DANCER.
688
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
SHE GAVE YOU HER NUMBER?
689
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
YEAH, WHEN YOU WERE IN THE MEN'S ROOM TALKING YOUR BONER DOWN.
690
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
[ SCOFFS ] ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, RIGHT?
691
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
THAT'S...THAT'S NOT HER NUMBER.
692
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN HER NAME, MAN.
693
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
THEY JUST -- THEY PRETEND THEY'RE INTO YOU
694
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
SO THEY GET MORE MONEY.
695
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
THIS AIN'T THAT, JOE.
696
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
WE MADE A CONNECTION.
697
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
698
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
699
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
ALL RIGHT. UM...
700
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
SO, TOMORROW... THE CHEMO...
701
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
YOU -- YOU NEED ME TO DRIVE YOU, ANYTHING?
702
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
NAH. I AIN'T GOING.
703
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
704
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
YOU KNOW, MY CHANCES ARE DECENT WITHOUT IT,
705
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000
SO, UH, I'M GONNA NEED MY HAIR AND EYEBROWS
706
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000
RIGHT NOW TO CLOSE THIS DEAL.
707
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
LOOK... [ CHUCKLES ]
708
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,000
LOOK, MAN.
709
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
ARE YOU SCARED? IS THAT IT?
710
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
YOU THINK THIS SCARES ME, JOE?
711
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
COME ON. I GREW UP IN THE BRONX.
712
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
BIGFOOT IS THE ONLY THING THAT SCARES ME.
713
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
HEY -- [ SIGHS ]
714
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
HEY, IF YOU'RE SCARED, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
715
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
JUST BRING YOUR LUCKY SHIRT WITH YOU, MAN.
716
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
THAT'S -- EVERYTHING'S COOL.
717
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
YOU GOT TO GET THE CHEMO, RIGHT,
718
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
OR YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONNA BE A JACKA JEETZ.
719
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I'M NOT SCARED, JOE.
720
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
IT'S JUST TONIGHT MADE ME THINK ABOUT THINGS
721
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE, THAT'S ALL.
722
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
I'M GOOD.
723
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THE ROAD, WEIRDO.
724
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
HEY, WE'LL DOUBLE DATE.
725
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
[ SIGHS ]
726
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
OH, AND, HEY, JOE. IT'S JZIMMA JZEETZ, OKAY?
727
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
COME ON. YOU'RE ITALIAN.
728
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
729
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
730
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
HELLO?
731
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
SONIA: Hey, it's Sonia.
732
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
OH, UH, HEY.
733
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Did you call me before? I saw your number on my phone.
734
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH.
735
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,000
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT SORT OF, UM,
736
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
BUT IT'S ALL OKAY NOW. Oh.
737
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
YEAH. Okay.
738
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
BY THE WAY, I, UH --
739
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I GOT ALL THAT STUFF OVER TO ALBERT, AND, UM...
740
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
You want to come over?
741
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000
OH, UM...
742
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
You don't have to. Just if you want to.
743
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
NO, NO, NO. UH, YEAH.
744
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
UM, I'M JUST DRIVING HOME FROM DINNER.
745
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
UH, LIKE IN ABOUT 20 -- 10 MINUTES.
746
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Okay.
747
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
See you then.
748
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
YEAH.
749
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
[ BEEP ]
750
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
[ SIGHS ]
751
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000
[ SIGHS ]
752
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
[ ERIN CRYING IN DISTANCE ]
753
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
754
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
HEY.
755
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
YOU OKAY?
756
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
[ Crying ] THIS WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.
757
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
WHY?
758
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT.
759
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
JUST...[ SIGHS ]
760
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
IT'S RANDY.
761
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,000
[ SNIFFLES ]
762
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
OH, OH, WOW.
763
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
UM, OKAY.
764
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
AND WE HAD -- WE HAD JUST --
765
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
WE HAD BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH,
766
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
AND THEN WHEN WE TOOK A BREAK, I-I THOUGHT, "OKAY, WE'RE DONE,"
767
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
AND -- AND I MET UP WITH YOU,
768
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
AND [CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO FUN.
769
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I JUST FEEL AWFUL
770
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HIM, AND I...
771
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I SEE WHAT WE HAD, AND I...
772
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000
BUT THEN I'D STARTED THIS FLING WITH YOU, AND...
773
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
[ SOBS ]
774
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
OH, GOD. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON.
775
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
NO, NO. YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT.
776
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
UH...
777
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
AND THEN I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,
778
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
AND I SAW OUR TOOTHBRUSHES THERE, AND IT HIT ME, YOU KNOW.
779
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I'M 46.
780
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I CAN'T JUST THROW IT ALL AWAY ON A FLING.
781
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
[ SIGHS ]
782
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I WASN'T THINKING OF THIS AS A -- AS A FLING.
783
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
[ SOBS ]
784
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000
NO, I MEAN [SIGHS] I KNOW -- I KNOW YOU WEREN'T.
785
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
[ SIGHS ]
786
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000
SO, OKAY, WHY DON'T WE, UM...
787
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME BACK TO BED --
788
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
NO, I --
789
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I'M SORRY. I-I HAVE TO DO THIS.
790
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STAY ON THE COUCH.
791
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I'LL GET YOU SOME SHEETS.
792
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
[ CRYING ]
793
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
[ SIGHS ]
794
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
OH, I SWEAR, JOE.
795
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.
796
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
I SPENT THREE HOURS THIS AFTERNOON
797
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
SCOURING HAROLD'S FACEBOOK PAGE.
798
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
HE'S GOT A FACEBOOK PAGE? [ SCOFFS ]
799
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, WHAT DID I THINK I'D FIND?
800
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
HEY, NEVER KNOW.
801
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
THESE KIDS, THEY DON'T HAVE THE DECENCY
802
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
TO SNEAK AROUND LIKE WE DID.
803
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
LIKE I DID, YOU MEAN.
804
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
NO, THAT WAS A GENERATIONAL "WE."
805
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
I SWEAR.
806
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I WAS JUST -- I WAS OLD-MANNING IT --
807
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
YOU KNOW, "EH, THE KIDS NOWADAYS."
808
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
809
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
NO, COME ON.
810
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
WE DON'T GOT TO BRING ANY OF THAT STUFF UP.
811
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
IT'S...
812
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
IT'S ALL OVER AND DONE WITH.
813
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
YOU KNOW,
814
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000
YOU'RE PROBABLY THE SWEETEST GUY I'VE EVER MET.
815
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
NO. NO WAY.
816
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
YEAH. NO.
817
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
I'M -- I'M TOP 20. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
818
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I MEAN IT.
819
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
YOU KNOW, HAROLD THINKS HE'S SO SMART.
820
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
YOU'VE GOT HEART, JOE.
821
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
THANKS FOR COMING.
822
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000
YEAH, I WANTED TO.
823
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
YOU'VE GOT GLITTER ON YOUR CHEEK.
824
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I KNOW.
825
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
PARTY-STORE THINGS.
826
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
HMM. [ CHUCKLES ]
827
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000
WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
828
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
BOTH GONE. OH, OKAY, THEN.
829
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
830
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
831
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
SHOULD I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
832
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
NO. WHY? WELL, YOU...
833
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
NEVER MIND.
834
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
NO, I'LL TURN THEM OFF. YEAH, TURN THEM OFF.
835
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
OH.
836
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
HMM. WAIT A SECOND.
837
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
YEAH. ME TOO.
838
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
839
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
SOMETHING FEELS A LITTLE...
840
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
A LITTLE WEIRD, RIGHT?
841
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
YEAH.
842
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
GOSH.
843
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
HOW COME? [ CHUCKLES ]
844
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL LIKE A CREEPY HOME-WRECKER.
845
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
HOW SICK IS THAT?
846
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
[ Chuckling ] OH, WOW. [ SIGHS ]
847
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA STOP.
848
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
RIGHT?
849
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
YEAH.
850
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
[ SIGHS ]
851
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
I'M SORRY, JOE.
852
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
NO -- WHAT, SORRY?
853
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
LOOK...
854
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
LOOK, THIS WOULD BE GREAT...
855
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
BUT...
856
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULDN'T DO IT.
857
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
[ SIGHS ]
858
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I'M SORRY ABOUT HAROLD.
859
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000
[ SIGHS ]
860
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000
LOOK, WHATEVER YOU DO, DEAL WITH IT.
861
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
YOU KNOW, DON'T SHOVE IT DOWN
862
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000
'CAUSE THAT'S -- IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU OLD.
863
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
YOU KNOW?
864
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
IT'S NOT GOOD.
865
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
[ SNIFFLES ]
866
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
COME ON. [ CHUCKLES ]
867
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
THAT'S SOME TOP-20 SWEET-GUY SHIT RIGHT THERE.
868
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
869
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
870
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Albert: THANKS, MRS. JERGENSON!
871
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS AWAY.
872
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Y-YEAH, I DID. I MEAN, I...
873
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
OH, MY GOD, HE -- ALBERT CAN'T SEE US LIKE THIS.
874
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
THIS WILL TOTALLY SCREW HIM UP.
875
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
OH, ALL RIGHT.
876
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
YOU JUST, UM, BLOCK HIM, BLOCK HIM. I'LL
877
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
GO OUT THE BACK.
878
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
HEY, I'M PICKING HIM UP TUESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, RIGHT?
879
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I'LL TEXT YOU. JUST GO, GO!
880
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
HURRY!
881
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
GO!
882
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
ALBERT, WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT YOU WERE --
883
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
OH, WES GOT A STOMACH BUG. I TRIED TO CALL.
884
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
HE WAS THROWING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE.
885
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
[ TRASH CANS CLATTER ]
886
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
WHAT WAS -- WHAT WAS THAT?
887
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
POSSUMS.
888
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
STUPID, F'ing POSSUMS.
889
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
I WANT TO JUST...KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS.
890
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
MOM, GEEZ. CALM DOWN.
891
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
[ SIGHS ]
892
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
893
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
THANKS, HONEY.
894
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
[ MELISSA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
895
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
[ OBJECT RATTLES ]
896
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
THAT WAS SOME NIGHT, HUH?
897
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
898
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,000
REALLY, REALLY WAS.
899
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
900
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
GOT A LITTLE CRAZY THERE.
901
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000
UH, DADDY, I NEED TO, UM, TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
902
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
OKAY, WELL, LET'S MAKE IT QUICK.
903
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000
BRUCE AND I ARE HEADING FOR THE BOAT SHOW.
904
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
[ SIGHS ]
905
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
OKAY, UM, I'VE BEEN THINKING
906
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
ABOUT, UM, WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE,
907
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
AND I'VE DECIDED THAT, UH,
908
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
WE NEED TO HAVE THE BODY SHOP LIKE I WANTED TO.
909
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
BUT HOW'S THAT GONNA WORK?
910
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I MEAN, IF YOU THINK WE CAN PAY FOR IT
911
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
BY CUTTING INVENTORY, YOU'RE WRONG.
912
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT ALL THE DETAILS EXACTLY.
913
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT.
914
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
DADDY, WE'RE DOING THIS, OKAY?
915
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT WE ARE.
916
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
THIS PLACE NEEDS A BODY SHOP, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BODY SHOP,
917
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
AND YOU SHOULD GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
918
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
WE'RE DOING IT.
919
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I'LL BE AT THE BOAT SHOW.
920
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
AHH.
921
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
[ SIGHS ]
922
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
923
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
[ GRUNTS ]
924
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:43,000
♪ TONIGHT YOU'RE MINE COMPLETELY ♪
925
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:56,000
♪ YOU GIVE YOUR LOVE SO SWEETLY ♪
926
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:06,000
♪ TONIGHT THE LIGHT OF LOVE IS IN YOUR EYES ♪
927
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
"FONDLY."
928
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:21,000
♪ BUT WILL YOU LOVE ME TOMORROW? ♪
929
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
♪ IS THIS A LASTING TREASURE? ♪
930
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
WHAT'S UP, JIMINY CRICKET?
931
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
HEY.
932
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?
933
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
UH, HE CALLED AND SAID HE'S RUNNING LATE.
934
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I GUESS HE WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT.
935
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
OH, YEAH. THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
936
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
MAKES THREE OF US.
937
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000
YEAH, BUT YOU DID IT FOR THE RIGHT REASON, RIGHT?
938
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
YEAH.
939
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
YEAH, I GOT, UH, UH --
940
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
ACTUALLY HAD A LITTLE THING GOING ON LAST NIGHT.
941
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
MICHELLE BACK IN TOWN?
942
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
NO, NO. NOT MICHELLE.
943
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
SOMEBODY NEW?
944
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
KIND OF, YEAH.
945
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
OKAY, LAST NIGHT I'M DRIVING HOME.
946
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
IT'S LATE, RIGHT? AND SONIA CALLS ME.
947
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
SONIA? NO, JOE.
948
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
YEAH, NO, NO. NOTHING HAPPENED.
949
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I MEAN -- I MEAN, A LOT HAPPENED.
950
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
ALL GOOD, THOUGH.
951
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
UH, LET ME BACK UP, LET ME BACK UP.
952
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
YESTERDAY SONIA COMES IN THE STORE
953
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
AND TELLS ME THAT HAROLD BROKE UP WITH HER.
954
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
WHOA. YEAH. RIGHT.
955
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
HEY. SORRY.
956
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
HEY.
957
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
WHOO! WHAT'S UP?
958
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
WELL, JOE'S TELLING A STORY.
959
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Joe: OH, LET ME BACK UP A LITTLE MORE.
960
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
YESTERDAY MORNING I'M DRIVING THE KIDS TO SCHOOL,
961
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
AND LUCY TELLS ME THAT SHE THINKS
962
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
THAT SONIA IS GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.
963
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:33,000
♪ YOU SAY THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE ♪
964
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:45,000
♪ BUT WILL MY HEART BE BROKEN ♪
965
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
♪ WHEN THE NIGHT ♪
966
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
♪ WHEN THE NIGHT ♪
967
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:59,000
♪ MEETS THE MORNING SUN? ♪
65077
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