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FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY BE SELLING SOME CARS, DOESN'T IT? 12 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 IT DOES NOT SUCK. 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 [ LAUGHS ] 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 WHAT HAPPENED -- 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 MELISSA MAKE YOU CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE OR SOMETHING? 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 OH, NO. THIS IS THE FUTURE, MAN. 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 VINYL? I THINK YOU GOT THAT BACKWARDS. 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 NO, I WANT TO GET RID OF ALL THIS MUZAK SHIT. 19 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 CLASS UP THE PLACE WITH A LITTLE, UH, HERBIE 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 AND MAYBE SOME MILES. 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I GOT SOME '60s FUNK THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND! 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 OH, YEAH, BOSS. MAYBE THROW IN A LITTLE RAP. 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 [ LAUGHS ] NO. 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 [ LAUGHS ] 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 [ HUMMING ] 26 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 27 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 SEEN BRUCE? 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 I'M TAKING HIM FISHING. 29 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 UNLESS, OF COURSE, 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 YOU NEED HIM TO HELP ORGANIZE YOUR RECORD COLLECTION. 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 OH, GO ON. LAUGH. 32 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Heads up. Lawrence is coming. 33 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 YES, I'M JUST TRYING TO TALK THE BOSS INTO 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 GIVING YOU THE DAY OFF. 35 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 TOO NICE A DAY NOT TO BE OUT ON THE WATER. 36 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 SORRY, GUYS. I GOT TO TALK TO OWEN. 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 THERE'S A PROBLEM? 38 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 YEAH, THERE'S A PROBLEM. THAT FAT LOAD IN SERVICE 39 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 JUST CALLED ME A DWARF IN FRONT OF A CUSTOMER! 40 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 UH, WHAT DO YOU PREFER -- "LITTLE PERSON"? 41 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 OH, YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY. I KNOW. I KNOW. 42 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 43 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 NOT IN FRONT OF AN UP. OKAY? THAT'S SO NOT COOL! 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 YO. YO, SON? 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 YOU NEED TO GO TALK TO YOUR BOY JESSE AGAIN. 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I JUST TOLD HIM I NEEDED TO SPOT-CLEAN A MALIBU, 47 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 'CAUSE SOME JERK'S BABY THREW UP IN THE BACKSEAT. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 HE TOLD ME IT WAS GONNA TAKE HIM AN HOUR, OWEN! 49 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 MY CUSTOMER WALKED OUT. 50 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 YEAH. THEY DO THAT ON PURPOSE. ALL RIGHT? THEY HATE US! 51 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 NOW, HOLD ON A MINUTE. LET'S JUST EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. 52 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN! ALL RIGHT?! 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 [ PANTING ] 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 WELL, THEN... 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I THINK WE'VE GOT A BOAT TO CATCH. 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 ARE YOU COMING? 57 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I AM NOW. 58 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I-I'LL HANDLE IT. 59 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I'LL HANDLE IT. 60 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 HEY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 61 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 HEY, DaSHAUN. WE NEED SOME VAMPIRE TEETH HERE. 62 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I CAN'T KEEP THEM ON THE SHELVES, MR. T. 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 ALL THOSE "TWILIGHT" MOVIES, MAN. 64 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 YEAH, YEAH, BUT... 65 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 THAT'S THE SEXY, TEEN, "LOOK AT MY MUSCLES" VAMPIRE. 66 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 ALL RIGHT? WHAT ABOUT DRACULA? 67 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 JUST PLAIN OLD DRACULA. 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 YEAH. DRACULA. THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL. 69 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 NO, THAT'S THE REAL DEAL. 70 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 THE WHITE FACE, CAPE, 71 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 AND "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD..." 72 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 A LITTLE RESPECT FOR DRACULA. 73 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 [ LAUGHS ] 74 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 EVERYBODY FORGETS WHO STARTS STUFF. 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 OH, GOD. 76 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 HEY, DaSHAUN. 77 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 IS THERE HAIR ON MY FACE? 78 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I KEEP SEEING THIS THING -- 79 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 IT'S LIKE IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE -- 80 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I THINK IT IS -- AND THEN I LOOK 81 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 IN THE MIRROR, 82 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 AND IT'S -- IT'S GONE. 83 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 IT'S WEIRD. 84 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I KNOW IT'S RIGHT IN THERE, 85 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 'CAUSE I PRESS DOWN, AND IT GOES AWAY, 86 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 AND THEN...BAM, IT'S BACK UP, IT'S FLICKERING AROUND. 87 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 IT'S... 88 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LADY. 89 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK RIGHT NOW. 90 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 AN OLD LADY OVER THERE 91 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 JUST KIND OF GIVING ME THE STINK-EYE. 92 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 93 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 SHOPLIFTER? 94 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 NO. 95 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I THINK SO. 96 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 NO. 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 HEY, MARIA. 98 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 DID THAT LADY BUY SOMETHING? 99 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 THE LADY WITH THE PURPLE THING? 100 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I DON'T THINK SO. WHY? 101 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 SHE'S A SHOPLIFTER. 102 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 NO, NO. COME ON. WE DON'T KNOW THAT. 103 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 WE DON'T KNOW THAT. 104 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 JUST EVERYBODY -- YOU KNOW WHAT -- 105 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 KEEP AN EYE OUT, 106 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 'CAUSE THIS HOLIDAY JUST BRINGS OUT THE WEIRDOS. 107 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I THINK IT'S SO SAD WHEN OLD PEOPLE STEAL. 108 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE OLD 109 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 AND YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY. 110 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 HMM. 111 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 ♪ HE DID THE MASH ♪ 112 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 OH. 113 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I'M SORRY, MR. T. 114 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 [ SCOFFS ] 115 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I GOT A FAMILY. OKAY? 116 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 AND -- AND... HOW OLD DO YOU GUYS THINK I AM? 117 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 SERIOUSLY. TAKE A GUESS. 118 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 UNH-UNH. MY MOM SLAPPED SOMEONE FOR THIS EXACT THING. 119 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 COME ON. THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWER. 120 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'M A GUY. I DON'T CARE. JUST TAKE A GUESS. 121 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 65. 122 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 REALLY? 123 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW, MR. T. 124 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 MAYBE SHE A WITCH. 125 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 WHAT? 126 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 THE LADY. 127 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 A WITCH? 128 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 HALLOWEEN THEY COME. 129 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 [ LAUGHS ] 130 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 MAYBE, CARLOS. 131 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 NEVER KNOW, RIGHT? 132 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Terry: YEAH, I KNOW. 133 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 YEAH. 134 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 BUT HOW MANY TIMES IS MY NEPHEW GONNA TURN 6? 135 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 YEAH. YEAH, FUNNY, WISE-ASS. 136 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 JUST TELL MOLLY I'M COMING, OKAY? 137 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 AND, UH... 138 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS DOES SHE LIKE? 139 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 [ STOMPING ] 140 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 [ LAUGHS ] 141 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 NO, DICK, NO. 142 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I DIDN'T STEAL THE PHONE. THIS IS ACTUALLY YOUR BROTHER. 143 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. 144 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 OKAY! 145 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 WHAT TIME'S THE PARTY START? 146 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Lawrence: PUT ME DOWN! HEY! HEY! 147 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN! 148 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 THIS IS A NEW SUIT. NOW COME ON. 149 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 NOT COOL. NOT COOL. 150 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 NOT COOL. 151 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 DICKWEEDS! 152 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 SO, YOU GUYS GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO WORK TOGETHER? 153 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 OR DO I GOT TO COME IN HERE EVERY DAY AND BABYSIT? 154 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 MIDGET KEEPS COMING IN AND CHECKING 155 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 ON HIS STUPID IMPALA EVERY 15 MINUTES, 156 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 AND I TOLD HIM IF HE DID IT AGAIN, 157 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 HE WAS GOING IN THE DUMPSTER. 158 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I SAW YOU SNEAK THAT SILVERADO AHEAD OF ME! 159 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 HEY, YOUR HOMEY TOLD ME IT WAS AN "EMERGENCY." 160 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 YOU GUYS GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. 161 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 YEAH. SORRY, MAN. MY BAD. 162 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 LOOK, IF I GOT TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THESE GUYS' 163 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 ASSES TO GET RESULTS... 164 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 JUST KEEP IT UP, SLICK. JUST KEEP IT UP. 165 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 HEY, I KNOW YOU AIN'T GONNA THROW ME IN THE 166 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 DUMPSTER, FAT BOY. 167 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 HE DOESN'T THINK HE'S GOING IN THE DUMPSTER. 168 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 TRY IT. 169 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! 170 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 JUST -- CAN WE KNOCK THIS OFF, PLEASE? SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 171 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 SIT DOWN. 172 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 NOW, LOOK -- ALL THIS FINGER POINTING -- 173 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 IT ISN'T GONNA SOLVE THE PROBLEM. OKAY? 174 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 HERE'S THE THING -- 175 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 WE'RE A FAMILY, 176 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 AND EVERY FAMILY HAS ITS PROBLEMS, RIGHT? 177 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 RIGHT?! 178 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 179 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 SOMEBODY ALWAYS FEELS INVISIBLE 180 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 OR UNDERAPPRECIATED OR MISUNDERSTOOD. 181 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 BUT UNDERNEATH IT ALL, 182 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE! 183 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 LOOK... 184 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 WE'RE AT WAR HERE. OKAY? 185 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE GRINDERS 186 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 AND -- AND -- AND THE ROACHES WITH BAD CREDIT 187 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 AND -- AND THE SOCCER MOMS 188 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 WHO WANT TO CHISEL SO FAR INTO YOUR COMMISSION 189 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 THAT YOU GOT TO TELL JUNIOR, 190 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 "YOU'RE NOT GETTING A BIRTHDAY PRESENT THIS YEAR." 191 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 OH, YEAH, WE'RE AT WAR, ALL RIGHT -- 192 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 WE'RE AT WAR WITH SCARPULLA DOWN THE ROAD 193 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 AND -- AND TOYOTA AND JAPAN AND GERMANY 194 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 AND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, FOR CHRISSAKES! 195 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 BUT WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER! 196 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 WE ARE A TEAM! 197 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 WE'RE A TEAM! IT'S US AGAINST THEM! 198 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 US AGAINST ALL THOSE... 199 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 SUCKERS! 200 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET UNITED TODAY, 201 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 RIGHT THIS MINUTE, 202 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 AND WIN THE GODDAMN WAR? 203 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 CAN WE GO NOW? 204 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 YEAH, OKAY. 205 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 JUST, UM... 206 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 JUST GO, UH, HUG IT OUT OR SOMETHING, OKAY? 207 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 208 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 THESE KNUCKLEHEADS. 209 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES. 210 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 TYPICAL WORKPLACE STUFF. 211 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,000 A LOT OF RESENTMENT CAUSED BY CONFLICTING INCENTIVES. 212 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I'M JUST SAYING. 213 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 THE SERVICE GUYS -- 214 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 THEY'RE JUST PUNCHING A CLOCK DAY IN AND DAY OUT. 215 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 BUT THE SALESMEN 216 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO... 217 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 BOUNCE A GRAPE, LAY SOMEONE AWAY. 218 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 IT'S EXCITING. 219 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 OH, GOD. LISTEN TO HIM. 220 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 TALKING ALL "CAR BUSINESSY." 221 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 HMM. 222 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 WELL, I GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM. HE'S OUR NUMBER 2 THIS MONTH. 223 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 NO KIDDING? REALLY? MM-HMM. 224 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 YEP. 225 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 JUST GOT MYSELF A BRAND-NEW LCD TV. 226 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 HD, 1080p, 3-D READY. 227 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. 228 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 WHO KNEW THERE WAS A CAPITALIST BENEATH THAT HEMP EXTERIOR? 229 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE ME. 230 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SAID THE CAR-SALESMAN THING 231 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 IS TOO, UM, SISYPHIAN? 232 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 WELL, YEAH, BUT... 233 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT CAMUS SAID ABOUT SISYPHUS. 234 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 THANKS FOR THIS. 235 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 HE SAID THAT NO MATTER HOW ABSURD AND MEANINGLESS 236 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 OUR LIVES ARE, 237 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 THE STRUGGLE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO GIVE US SATISFACTION. 238 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 YEAH. 239 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 WHICH IS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF HOW HE USED TO THINK, RIGHT? 240 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 WHATEVER FREAKY LITTLE THING MAKES HIM SELL THE CARS. 241 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 [ CHUCKLES ] CERTAINLY NOT THAT MUSIC. 242 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 HE'S BECOME YOU NOW. 243 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 WE GOT TO LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC ALL DAY LONG. 244 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 HE'S PLAYING HIS JAZZ COLLECTION. 245 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 NAH, COME ON. 246 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 WHAT, THAT, UH... 247 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 ♪ BUP BUP BUP BEE WHOO ♪ 248 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 "I'M A GENIUS." 249 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 [ LAUGHS ] 250 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN JAZZ AGAIN? 251 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 IT'S NOT ♪ BUP BUP BUP BEE ♪ 252 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 HERE COMES THE JAZZ FACE. 253 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 OH, GOD. 254 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 BOPPETY, BOPPETY-BAP-BAP-BAH! 255 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 [ IMITATES JAZZ RIFF ] 256 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 JAZZ SUCKS. [ LAUGHS ] 257 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 IT'S NOT JUST JAZZ. IT'S FUNK, TOO. COME ON BY. 258 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Terry: NO, DON'T GO BY TOMORROW. I WON'T BE THERE. 259 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 MY NEPHEW'S TURNING 6. 260 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 GOING DOWN TO CARLSBAD FOR THE PARTY. 261 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 OH, MARK? MARK'S PLACE? 262 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 YEAH, TIME SURE GOES BY, HUH? 263 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE BRO'S ALL GROWN UP. 264 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 GOT TWO KIDS NOW. 265 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I GUESS HIS BUSINESS IS DOING REALLY WELL. 266 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 WHAT IS IT -- WHAT DOES HE DO? 267 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 UH, HE INSTALLS... SOME SHIT. 268 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 HE DOES, UH, HOME SYSTEMS INTEGRATION. 269 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 HOW IS IT I REMEMBER THAT AND HE CAN'T? 270 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A COUPLE YEARS. 271 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 HE LIVES AN HOUR AWAY. 272 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 YEAH, WITH NO TRAFFIC. 2 1/2 DURING RUSH HOUR. 273 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 YEAH, OKAY, BUT THAT'S YOUR BROTHER. 274 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO GO SEE HIM, OKAY? 275 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, SO...GEEZ. 276 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 IF IT WAS A HOT GIRL, 277 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 YOU WOULD HAVE DESIGNED SOME KIND OF ROCKET SLED. 278 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 YEAH, WELL... 279 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 HE AND I, WE JUST... 280 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 IT'S COMPLICATED, OKAY? 281 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 YOU KNOW THAT. [ UTENSIL CLANKS ] 282 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 BY THE WAY, FELLAS, BREAKFAST IS ON ME. 283 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 DID HE JUST DO THAT? 284 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I GOT TO GET A PICTURE OF THIS. 285 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 OH, NO. I HIT THE... 286 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 OH, THAT'S A GAME. DO YOU EVER PLAY THAT? 287 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 YOU GOT TO KILL THE FROG. 288 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 OH, MAN. THAT GUY NEEDS A NEW CAR. 289 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 MY UP, MY UP, MY UP, MY UP, MY UP! 290 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 LAWRENCE IS GONNA MAKE A SALE. 291 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 THAT'S LIKE SEEING THE LUNAR ECLIPSE. 292 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 293 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 WELL, NOT THAT I WOULDN'T LIKE TO WATCH, 294 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:41,000 BUT WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS WAITING. 295 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 HEY, THERE, GOOD AFTERNOON. 296 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 WHAT HAPPENED? 297 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000 UH, HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW HIT A TELEPHONE POLE. 298 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 WHAT, SO YOU CONVINCED HIM IT WASN'T THAT BAD? 299 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 EASY, "O." 300 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 HE DIDN'T WANT A NEW CAR. 301 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE COME IN HERE, 302 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 THINKING WE CAN DO BODY WORK? 303 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 SO, WHAT, YOU -- YOU -- YOU'RE SENDING HIM 304 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000 TO YOUR COUSIN'S PLACE OVER IN NORTHRIDGE? 305 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 YEAH, SOMEONE SHOULD GET A PIECE OF THE PIE, RIGHT? 306 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU? 307 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 THOREAU BODY SHOP UNDER YOUR MANAGEMENT. 308 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 BE A LOT OF WORK FOR MY GUYS. 309 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 WELL, I AGREE. 310 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I SEE FOUR, FIVE JOBS A WEEK COME THROUGH HERE 311 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 ON THE WAY TO SOMEPLACE ELSE. 312 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 IT'S COMPLICATED SHIT, THOUGH. 313 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 WE GOT THE SPACE, BUT WE GOT TO VENTILATE 314 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 AND MANAGE THE TOXINS. 315 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 WELL, MAKE A LIST OF WHAT YOU NEED, 316 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 AND WE'LL BUILD IT OUT A LITTLE AT A TIME. 317 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 I'VE BEEN CHEWING YOUR DAD'S EAR ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE NOW, 318 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 BUT HE NEVER HAD THE BALLS. 319 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 WELL... NO OFFENSE, JUNIOR, 320 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU, EITHER. 321 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 UH, THINK OF ME NOT AS OWEN JUNIOR, 322 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 BUT AS OWEN 2.0. 323 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 OKAY. 324 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 [ HORN HONKING ] 325 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Erin: OH, MY GOD. 326 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 327 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 HEY. 328 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I AM NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS. 329 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 [ CHUCKLING ] Young man: NO GLOVE, 330 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 NO LOVE, MIZ RILEY! 331 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 SEE? [ CLAPS ] 332 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 YOU GOT TIME FOR LUNCH? 333 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 OH, I ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES. 334 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 PERFECT. 335 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 OKAY. 336 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Erin: BIG PLANS FOR HALLOWEEN? 337 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Terry: I'M GOING TO SEE MY BROTHER, BUT OTHERWISE, NO. 338 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 NOT REALLY. I HATE HALLOWEEN. 339 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 YEAH. I DO TOO. 340 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 UGH. YEAH? 341 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 IT USED TO BE SO FUN, 342 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 BUT NOW IT'S JUST LIKE THIS EXCUSE 343 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 FOR WOMEN TO DRESS IN SLUTTY COSTUMES. 344 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT? 345 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 YEAH, I'M USUALLY THE DICK 346 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 SITTING AT HOME WITH THE LIGHTS OUT 347 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 'CAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY TREATS. 348 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 OH, THEY DON'T EVEN COME NEAR MY BUILDING. 349 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 IT LOOKS TOO CONDEMNED. 350 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000 MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH, BRAVE IT TOGETHER. 351 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD COME OVER, 352 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 PASS OUT CANDY. 353 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 AND CONTRIBUTE TO CHILDHOOD OBESITY? 354 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I AM SO IN. 355 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 356 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 [ LAUGHS ] 357 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 GONNA DRESS SLUTTY? 358 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 I'M GONNA DO EVEN BETTER. 359 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I'M GONNA BE SLUTTY. 360 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 [ LAUGHS ] 361 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ] 362 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 ♪ PUT ON YOUR ROLLER SKATES ♪ 363 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 [ ADDING MACHINE WHIRRING ] 364 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000 ♪ TRY AND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN ♪ 365 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 SO, UH, I HEARD ABOUT THE BODY SHOP FROM CHET IN SERVICE. 366 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 IS THAT REALLY GONNA HAPPEN? 367 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 UH, NOT OVERNIGHT, BUT, YEAH, I'M WORKING ON IT. 368 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 OH. THAT'S COOL... 369 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 FOR THE SERVICE GUYS. 370 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 [ ADDING MACHINE WHIRRING ] 371 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 HOW MUCH YOUR COUSIN PAY YOU FOR THOSE REFERRALS? 372 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 373 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 50 BUCKS. 374 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 HOW ABOUT 75? 375 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 ANY JOB THAT COMES IN WITH YOUR NAME ON IT -- 376 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 AND THAT GOES FOR ALL THE SALESMEN. 377 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 [ LAUGHS ] 378 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 BRING IT IN. HMM? 379 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 NO, NO, NO. JUST GO -- GO SPREAD THE NEWS. 380 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 WILL DO. WILL DO. 381 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 OH, BY THE WAY, 382 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I AM LOVING THE FUNK. 383 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 [ LAUGHS ] 384 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 [ FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES ] 385 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 [ HUMMING ] 386 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 [ MEN CHEERING ] 387 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 388 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 389 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 390 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 391 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 ♪ COME ON ♪ 392 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 393 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 TELL MARK IF THAT GRILL ISN'T GOING, 394 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 I'M DIVORCING HIM. 395 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000 [ Chuckling ] I'M SERIOUS. 396 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 MOLLY. HEY. 397 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 TERRY! 398 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 HEY. [ EXHALES ] 399 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 HELLO, HELLO. 400 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 HELLO, HELLO. 401 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 HI. 402 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 THIS TALLULEH? 403 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,000 YEAH. 404 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 WOW! LOOK AT YOU! HI! 405 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 UH, JENNIFER COULDN'T COME? 406 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 OHH. 407 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 408 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 THAT'S -- HOO -- THAT'S ACTUALLY A LONG TIME AGO. 409 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 OH. I'M SO SORRY. 410 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 OH, NO, NO. IT'S GOOD. 411 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 MM. 412 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I-I'M SEEING SOMEONE NEW. 413 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 OH! WELL... 414 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. RIGHT? 415 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 [ LAUGHS ] 416 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 RIGHT. 417 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 RIGHT. 418 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 419 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 420 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 [ Chuckling ] YOU SHOULD SEE THE CAST OF CHARACTERS -- 421 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 BALD LAWRENCE, 422 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 WHO PROBABLY STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER, 423 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 MARCUS, MR. COCKY, $800 SUITS... 424 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 THEY'RE GOOD GUYS UNDERNEATH. 425 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 OR MAYBE I'M GETTING USED TO THEM -- I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 MONEY'S NOT BAD, EITHER. 427 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 428 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 YOU STILL GO TO YOUR AUDITIONS? 429 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 NO, NO, NO. SEE? I'VE SORT OF GIVEN THAT UP. 430 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 YEAH? 431 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 YEAH. 432 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 ARE YOU GONNA HIKE THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL AGAIN? 433 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 [ LAUGHS ] COME ON. I ONLY DID THAT ONCE. 434 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 435 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. LAST TIME YOU WERE... 436 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 YOU WERE CAMPING ACROSS AMERICA -- 437 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 438 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 OKAY. YEAH, YEAH. 439 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 I DID THAT, TOO, BUT, YOU SEE -- 440 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 THIS WHOLE THING THAT I'M DOING -- 441 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 I'M KIND OF INTO IT, YOU KNOW? 442 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 I'M -- I'M REALLY... PUTTING MY BACK INTO IT. 443 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 THAT'S GREAT, TER. 444 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 THAT'S GREAT. 445 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ] 446 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 HOW ABOUT YOU? HOW ABOUT YOU? 447 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 HOW'S THE, UM... 448 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 HOME SYSTEMS INTEGRATION, RIGHT? 449 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 FANTASTIC. 450 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 WE ARE OBLITERATING THE COMPETITION. 451 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 GIVE ME THE SALT? 452 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 EVER HEAR FROM DAD? 453 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 NO. 454 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 YOU? 455 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 [ SLAPS HANDS ] 456 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 NO. IT'S SO FUNNY. 457 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 HE NEVER USED TO MISS A BIRTHDAY. 458 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 OR A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME? 459 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 460 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 ALWAYS THERE WITH THOSE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT. 461 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 TEACHING US HOW TO BE MEN. 462 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 [ LAUGHING ] 463 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 ♪ I WENT TO A GARDEN PARTY ♪ Children: OOH! 464 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000 ♪ TO REMINISCE WITH MY OLD FRIENDS ♪ 465 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 ♪ A CHANCE TO SHARE OLD MEMORIES ♪ 466 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 THAT WAS YOU ON CHRISTMAS, REMEMBER? 467 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 468 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 ♪ AND PLAY OUR SONGS AGAIN ♪ [ LAUGHS ] 469 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 SLOW DOWN, SWEETIE. THANK YOUR UNCLE TERRY. 470 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 ♪ WHEN I GOT TO THE GARDEN PARTY ♪ 471 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 OVER HERE. ME. SCARY GUY. OOH-HOO. 472 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 GO ON. GO ON. SIT DOWN WITH JACKSON. 473 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000 ♪ NO ONE RECOGNIZED ME ♪ 474 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 ♪ JUST DIDN'T LOOK THE SAME ♪ OKAY. LET'S SEE. ALL RIGHT. 475 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 GET A LITTLE -- LOOK AT YOUR DAD. 476 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW ♪ 477 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 ♪ I LEARNED MY LESSON WELL ♪ 478 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Together: AWW. 479 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 ♪ YOU SEE, YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE ♪ 480 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 ♪ SO YOU GOT TO PLEASE YOURSELF ♪ 481 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 OKAY, BUDDY. 482 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 SHALL WE OPEN SOME MORE? 483 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 THOREAU BODY SHOP! 484 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000 [ CHEERING ] 485 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Man: MORE BUSINESS AND MORE DRINKS. 486 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Man #2: JUNIOR. 487 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 UH-OH. OH! 488 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000 [ ALL GROANING AND CHEERING ] 489 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Terry: HERE'S THE FIRST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE, GENTLEMEN -- 490 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 OUR NEW FRAME STRAIGHTENER. 491 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 OH, MAN, THIS IS GIVING ME THE BIGGEST HARD-ON. 492 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 OH, I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOUR WIFE. 493 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 494 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Man #4: LISTEN. HEY. 496 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW ♪ 497 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 ♪ I LEARNED MY LESSON WELL ♪ 498 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Man: CHEERS, MAN. CHEERS. 499 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 ♪ YOU SEE, YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE ♪ 500 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO OVER HERE. 501 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 UH, LET'S PUT THEM... ♪ SO YOU GOT TO 502 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 PLEASE YOURSELF ♪ 503 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 ♪ LA DAH-DAH ♪ THAT'S HER. 504 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 THE WITCH LADY? 505 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 YEAH. WELL, NO, NO, BUT -- BUT -- 506 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 OKAY. 507 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 CARLOS... 508 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 WHAT... 509 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 ♪ PLAYED THEM ALL THE OLD SONGS ♪ 510 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 ♪ I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY THEY CAME ♪ 511 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 HEY. HI. 512 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 HOW ARE YOU? 513 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 WANT ME TO RING THAT BALLOON UP FOR YOU? 514 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 N-NO. NO, THANKS. 515 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 IF YOU DON'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED, 516 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A WHOLE ORDER SECTION. 517 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I WASN'T EVEN GONNA COME IN HERE, 518 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 BUT I KNOW IT'S WHAT BURTON WANTED. 519 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T SAY SO 520 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 IN SO MANY WORDS, BUT I KNOW MY SON. 521 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 OH. OH, YEAH. YOUR SON? 522 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 YEAH. 523 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 BURTON. 524 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 BURTON? 525 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 BURTON MANFRANCO. 526 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 [ SCOFFS ] 527 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE STRANGE 528 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 FOR YOUR BOOKIE'S MOTHER TO BE COMING IN HERE, 529 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 BUT HE SAID YOU WERE A NICE GUY. 530 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT NICE. 531 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 532 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 HE'S ONE TO TALK! [ LAUGHS ] 533 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE MANFRO'S MOM? 534 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 ANGELPUSS, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU. 535 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 YEAH. UH... 536 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 COME -- COME ON IN HERE. 537 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 COME ON. LET'S... 538 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 YEAH, OVER RIGHT HERE. 539 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 COME RIGHT IN HERE. 540 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000 UM...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE TOLD YOU, BUT... 541 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,000 BUT I'M EVEN, AND I DON'T EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE. 542 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 WELL, YOU THINK BURTON SENDS HIS OWN MA IN TO COLLECT? 543 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME HERE. 544 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 BUT I'VE BEEN DRIVING FROM TARZANA EVERY DAY. 545 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 AND I DON'T LIKE THE FREEWAYS. 546 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 AND I'VE GOT GLAUCOMA IN THIS EYE. 547 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 MY RIGHT EYE. 548 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 AND SO HE'S ALONE EVERY NIGHT. 549 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 HE TALKS ABOUT YOU. 550 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 WELL...OKAY. UM... 551 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 LIKE I SAY... 552 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 JOE, BURTON'S SICK. 553 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 CANCER. 554 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 WHAT? 555 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 IS IT SERIOUS? 556 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 IT'S THE COLON. 557 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 THEY DID THE OPERATION WHERE THEY TAKE PART OF IT OUT. 558 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I KEEP TELLING HIM HE'S GOT TO TAKE THE CHEMO. 559 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 HE'S DRAGGING HIS FEET 560 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 10 WAYS TO SUNDAY. 561 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000 LISTEN, UM... 562 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 WOW. SORRY. THAT'S... 563 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. 564 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 565 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 UM, PLEASE GIVE HIM MY BEST. 566 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 HE'S, UM... HE'S A GOOD GUY. 567 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000 IT'D BE NICE IF A PERSON COULD SAY THAT FACE TO FACE, 568 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 569 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 UH, THIS IS OUR BUSIEST SEASON, 570 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 AND IT'S JUST REALLY HARD FOR ME TO GET AWAY RIGHT NOW. 571 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 HMM. 572 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FRIEND. 573 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000 WELL, I GAMBLED WITH HIM. 574 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 DIDN'T YOU SWIM? 575 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 YEAH. 576 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 DIDN'T YOU GOLF? 577 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 YEAH. 578 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING. 579 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP BY? 580 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 YEAH, NO, LISTEN... 581 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I GET IT. I JUST -- THIS IS -- 582 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 IT'S THE BUSIEST WEEK OF THE YEAR, 583 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 AND IT'S JUST... 584 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I CAN'T GET OUT RIGHT NOW. 585 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 HERE. 586 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 THAT'S HIS ADDRESS. 587 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 LOOK...MRS. MANFRANCO, LISTEN, PLEASE... 588 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 I GOT A THING WITH GAMBLING. 589 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 ONLY IT'S NOT A THING... ANYMORE, 590 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING IT RIGHT NOW. 591 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I'M NOT AROUND IT. YOU UNDERSTAND? 592 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 I CAN'T BE AROUND IT. 593 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 594 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 YEAH. 595 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,000 WELL, THAT'S ALL I'M DOING. 596 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 WELL... 597 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 WELL, THANKS FOR COMING DOWN. 598 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE FOR THE KIDS. 599 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 SURE. 600 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 GET TO SEE THEIR FAMOUS UNCLE TERRY. 601 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 602 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 HARDLY. 603 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 OH. UH, LISTEN. 604 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,000 IT'S JUST THE FIRST INSTALLMENT. 605 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PAY IT ALL OFF IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. 606 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 WHAT IS THIS? THE JEEP. 607 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 REMEMBER, I WAS WORKING CONSTRUCTION OVER IN CALABASAS, 608 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 AND THE TRUCK BROKE DOWN AND YOU HELPED ME OUT. 609 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 YEAH. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO PAY ME BACK. 610 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 WHY NOT? 611 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST... 612 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 YOU KNOW. 613 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 HANG ON TO IT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 614 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 OH, NO, MARK, LOOK, I'M SERIOUS. I'M ALL SET. 615 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 IT'S OKAY. NO, NO, 616 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT! 617 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I'M GOOD. NO, THIS IS STUPID. COME ON. 618 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 TAKE THE CHECK. 619 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I GOT TO GO HELP MOLLY. 620 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 GOD HELP US, SHE READ SOME ARTICLE ABOUT COMPOSTING -- 621 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 FOR ALL I KNOW, SHE'S IN THE BACK 622 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 SCRAPING PLATES INTO A HOLE. 623 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 [ "GARDEN PARTY" PLAYS ] 624 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 [ BEEPS ] 625 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 [ Gruff voice ] TRICK OR TREAT. 626 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 [ Singsong voice ] HEY, JOE. 627 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 HMM? ANYBODY HOME? 628 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 HEY. 629 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 YEAH. HI. 630 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 WHERE'S THE REST OF THE COSTUME? 631 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 THIS IS IT, JOE. 632 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,000 I'M A HORNY LITTLE DEVIL STUCK IN BORING LOUISVILLE. 633 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 YEAH...TAKE THE THING OFF. RIGHT? 634 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 OHH, I'M SO BORED! 635 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000 UGH, ANOTHER TWO HOURS BEFORE I... 636 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 GET TO GO TO SOME LAME HALLOWEEN PARTY IN THE LOUNGE 637 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 AND GET SHIT-FACED WITH A BUNCH OF COLA DISTRIBUTORS. 638 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 639 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 OH, NOTHING. JUST, UH... 640 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I'M TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD GO VISIT 641 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 THIS FRIEND OF MINE OR NOT, 642 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 BUT, UH, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO, AND... 643 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 HE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. 644 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 BIG DILEMMA. 645 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 DON'T GO. 646 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 647 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 YEAH, EXCEPT -- I DON'T KNOW -- HE'S KIND OF ALONE, 648 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 AND HE'S NOT REALLY THE NICEST GUY. 649 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 VERY WELL, THEN. BY ALL MEANS, RUSH RIGHT OVER. 650 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000 YEAH. I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF ON MY MIND. 651 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 PLUS [CHUCKLES] 652 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I GOT THIS WEIRD HAIR ON MY FACE. 653 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. THANKS FOR SHARIN'. 654 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 JUST STICKIN' OUT THE SIDE OF MY NOSE. 655 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 IT'S LIKE A -- I DON'T KNOW -- 656 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 IT'S LIKE A SUPER WHISKER. 657 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000 JOE, I AM SO LOSING MY BONER RIGHT NOW. 658 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 [ LAUGHS ] 659 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 BOO-WEEP! 660 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 UH-HUH. GOT IT. 661 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000 YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DATING A CAT. 662 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 OOH! 663 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 WHOO. YEAH! 664 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 MEOW! 665 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 [ PURRS ] 666 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 YAH! 667 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, BABE. 668 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 YEAH. 669 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 LET ME HEAR YOU ROAR, TIGER! 670 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 OH... 671 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 SUP? 672 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 UH...WHERE I PUT? 673 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 JUST...YEAH. PUT THAT ANYWHERE. 674 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 I'M JUST... 675 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 [ BOX THUDS ] 676 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 UH, NOT RIGHT IN THE... 677 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 IT'S IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. 678 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 OH... 679 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 [ BEEPS ] 680 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 681 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 [ TERRY EXHALES ] 682 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 AH. 683 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 684 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 685 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 YEAH. 686 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 687 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER LOUDSPEAKERS ] 688 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 MUSIC, COSTUMES... 689 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 GUESS IT'S THE NEW WORLD ORDER. 690 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 691 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000 WHAT THE HELL? 692 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 UH... 693 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ] 694 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 695 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 DID YOU BUY THAT FRAME STRAIGHTENER? 696 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 YES. 697 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 AND YOU GOT IT FROM WING OVER AT THE AUTO MALL. 698 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 DADDY... 699 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 [ MUSIC STOPS ] HE OWES ME A FAVOR, 700 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 SO I'LL... 701 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 CALL HIM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, 702 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 AND HE'LL PICK IT UP 703 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 BEFORE JANICE EVEN GETS THE INVOICE. 704 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 WAIT. JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE. 705 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD REACT THIS WAY, BUT HEAR ME OUT. 706 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 SON, WE CAN'T BUY IT. 707 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 DADDY, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I DID WILLY-NILLY. 708 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 I'M SURE IT'S NOT. WELL, JUST LISTEN. 709 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 OKAY? THE SALES AND SERVICE GUYS, 710 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 YOU KNOW THEY'VE BEEN AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS LATELY. 711 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 THAT'S HARDLY NEWS. 712 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 YEAH, WELL, WITH A BODY SHOP, 713 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 THE SERVICE GUYS WILL HAVE MORE WORK, 714 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 AND AT THE SAME TIME, 715 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 THE SALES GUYS WILL GET MORE FACE TIME 716 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 WITH THE CUSTOMERS. 717 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 PLUS, SCARPULLA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BODY SHOP. 718 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 SO, THERE'S THAT. 719 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 IT SOUNDS GOOD. 720 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I'VE HAD THAT IDEA MYSELF A TIME OR TWO. 721 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 SO... 722 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 WE STILL CAN'T DO IT. 723 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 DADDY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HANDING ME THE REINS. RIGHT? 724 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 SO WHEN WE WERE OUT IN ANAHEIM, 725 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 IT WAS ALL "THE FUTURE IS THE PRESENT." 726 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 WHAT WAS THAT? 727 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 I MEANT IT. 728 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 729 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 PROBLEM IS, WE DON'T HAVE 730 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 THAT KIND OF CASH ON HAND. 731 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 WELL, OF C-COURSE WE DO. I'VE LOOKED AT THE BOOKS. 732 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000 WELL, THERE'S BOOKS, THEN THERE'S BOOKS. 733 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000 DADDY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 734 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 THERE'S INS AND OUTS OF THE BUSINESS 735 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED TO YOU YET. 736 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 NEXT TIME, JUST RUN THIS SORT OF THING BY ME FIRST. 737 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 BUT IF THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE BUSINESS 738 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT -- 739 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, SON. IT'S A -- IT'S A...SITUATION. 740 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,000 YOU REMEMBER BEFORE THE ECONOMY HIT THE CRAPPER, 741 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000 WE WERE GOING TO OPEN A GLENDALE THOREAU? 742 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 743 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 IT DIDN'T, BUT BEFORE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, 744 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I BOUGHT THIS PROPERTY. 745 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT. 746 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 NO. NO, NO, I DIDN'T. 747 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 ANYWAY, I MADE THIS, UH, CASH OFFER. 748 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 IT WAS A HELL OF A DEAL. 749 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 PRACTICALLY STOLE THE THING, 750 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 AND THEN THE DAMN RECESSION HIT, 751 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,000 AND WE HAD TO EASE UP ON PAYROLL TAXES. 752 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 NOW, NOBODY'S GOING TO PRISON. 753 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,000 WE'LL PAY THE TAXES BACK OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS. 754 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 NEXT FEW YEARS? 755 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I'LL HAVE CEDRIC OVER IN ACCOUNTING EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 756 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME IS THAT, 757 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 AS FAR AS ANYTHING I WANT TO DO, 758 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 ANY CHANGES, ANY IMPROVEMENTS... 759 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET US SHUT DOWN, 760 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 YES, YOU PAY IT FIRST. 761 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 I'M NOT SAYING DON'T PAY IT, 762 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST SELL THIS PROPERTY OUT IN GLENDALE? 763 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 IN THIS ECONOMY? 764 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 THAT WOULD BE FOOLISH. 765 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 NO, YOU JUST WAIT IT OUT. 766 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 FOR YEARS? 767 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. 768 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 769 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 OH HO. 770 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 YOU ARE INHERITING A BUSINESS 771 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 THAT I BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP, SO -- 772 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 DADDY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THE GUYS? 773 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 I MADE PROMISES! YOU'RE THE BOSS. 774 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 YOU TELL THEM WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 775 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 776 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000 YOU WANT PEOPLE JUMPING OFF OF A SINKING SHIP, 777 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 THEN YOU JUST -- JUST GO AHEAD. 778 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 YOU BE MY GUEST. 779 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 [ FOOTBALL GAME PLAYING ON TELEVISION ] 780 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 [ PAPER RUSTLING ] 781 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 [ SETS OBJECTS DOWN ] 782 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 [ SCANNER BEEPS ] 783 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 784 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 $34.12. 785 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 OH, DAMN IT. 786 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 NOTHING. IT'S NOTHING. 787 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 [ REGISTER BEEPS ] 788 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 YOU REMEMBER THE GUY THAT I CAME IN WITH LAST TIME? 789 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 SKINNY GUY, GETS HIS COFFEE HERE? 790 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I REMEMBER. 791 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY? 792 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000 HE IS GETTING HIS COFFEE SOMEPLACE ELSE. 793 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000 YEAH, NO, I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT. 794 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 795 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 796 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 [ CHILDREN PLAYING IN DISTANCE ] 797 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 [ VEHICLE PASSING ] 798 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 OH! 799 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 800 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 [ DOG BARKING ] 801 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 AH, GEEZ. 802 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 JOE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 803 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000 OH, MAN, YOU SCARED ME THERE. 804 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME ASSHOLE KID. 805 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 COME ON IN. 806 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 I FORGOT TO BUY FREAKIN' CANDY. 807 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING THEM NAILS. 808 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 HURRY UP, HURRY UP, BEFORE THEY SEE ME. 809 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 810 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 ANOTHER KESSEL STREET DROPOUT? 811 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 12 STEPS NOT DOING IT FOR YOU? 812 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 AH, NO, NO. NO, I SAW THIS. 813 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT IT. YEAH. 814 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 YOU'RE KIDDING! JOE! 815 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 I LOVE THESE FREAKIN' MASKS, 816 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000 YEAH, THAT'S... THAT'S YOU. 817 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 IT'S THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 818 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 819 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 [ FOOTBALL ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 820 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 THAT'S GOOD. 821 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 HEY, YOU WANT A BEER? 822 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 UH... 823 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 LOOK, THE GAME'S ON. SIT DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES. 824 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 [ CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY ] 826 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 [ LAUGHTER AND CLAPPING CONTINUE ] 827 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000 HEY, WHAT'S UP, 2.0? 828 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN GOING OVER THIS LIST. 829 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000 THERE'S A PROBLEM. 830 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 OKAY. 831 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I MADE A MISTAKE. 832 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 833 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 ALL RIGHT. SHUT UP. 834 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I GOT IT FROM THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT 835 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. 836 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 IT'S LADY MacBETH, IF ANYONE CARES. 837 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 838 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 OHH. LORD! 839 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DRY-CLEAN THESE. 840 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I CAN SMELL TEEN SWEAT. [ SNIFFS ] 841 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 OHH! AND BODY SPRAY! 842 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 EW! [ SIGHS ] 843 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 I'VE ONLY HAD ONE KID SO FAR, 844 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 AND IT WAS A KID FROM THE BUILDING. 845 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 AND IT WAS A BABY. 846 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 WOW. REALLY? EVEN WITH THE BIG BARS? 847 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 HUH. 848 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000 WELL, BABIES DO LOVE THESE. 849 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 [ PAPER RUSTLING ] 850 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 HEY. 851 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I KNOW WE BOTH HATE HALLOWEEN AND EVERYTHING, 852 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 BUT I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WAS TO TRY NOT TO. 853 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I KNOW. 854 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY. I JUST -- I... 855 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 [ SIGHS ] 856 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I WENT TO SEE MY BROTHER YESTERDAY, AND HE JUST... 857 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I DON'T -- YOU EVER FEEL SOMETIMES 858 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000 LIKE YOU'RE IN SOME... BIG CHARADE? 859 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000 [ SIGHS ] 860 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING HIM 861 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 ABOUT ALL THE STUFF THAT I WAS DOING, YOU KNOW? 862 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 THE JOB, QUITTING ACTING, 863 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 ACTUALLY MAKING A LIVING, YOU KNOW? 864 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I COULD JUST TELL THAT HE WAS GOING IN HIS HEAD, 865 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 "YEP. JUST ANOTHER TERRY PHASE." 866 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000 YOU KNOW? 867 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000 MM. 868 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 [ SIGHS ] 869 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 MM. 870 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000 WELL, IS IT? 871 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 A PHASE? NO. 872 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO. 873 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I AM JUST...PRETENDING. 874 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 I'VE BEEN A WHOLE OTHER KIND OF GUY FOR A LONG TIME NOW. 875 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000 MAYBE...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO -- 876 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I'M JUST THAT GUY FOREVER NOW. 877 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 WELL... 878 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 I MEAN, SO MUCH OF LIFE IS AN ACT, ISN'T IT? 879 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 YOU KNOW... 880 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 I PRETEND EVERY DAY THAT... 881 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000 MY -- MY HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS ARE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT AND... 882 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000 PRETENDING I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT DYING OLD AND ALONE, 883 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 CHOKING ON A BUTTERSCOTCH. 884 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 885 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 886 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 [ PAPER RUSTLES ] 887 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 HERE'S TO PRETENDING. 888 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 889 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 [ SNIFFS ] 890 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 ARE YOU PRETENDING WITH ME? 891 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 NO. 892 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 MM. 893 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY 894 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOUGH, RIGHT? 895 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 I DON'T THINK CAPTAIN AMERICA EVER PULLED A HAMSTRING 896 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 GETTING INTO HIS COSTUME. 897 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 [ LAUGHS ] 898 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 AIR THE BALL OUT, YOU MOTHER... 899 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 I HATE THAT CORNERBACK. 900 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 WHAT'S THE LINE ON THIS ONE? 901 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000 LOOK AT JOE -- WANTING TO KNOW THE LINE. 902 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 NO, I-I TOLD YOU, I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT. 903 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 IF YOU SAY SO, JOE. 904 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 SO, JOE... 905 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 WHAT IF SOMEBODY TOLD YOU HE HAD A 69% CHANCE OF LIVING... 906 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 BUT HE CAN GET SOMETHING -- 907 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 LET'S CALL IT CHEMO -- 908 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 THAT WOULD MAKE IT 74%? 909 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 THINK HE SHOULD DO IT? 910 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 YEAH, I-I THINK YOU SHOULD. 911 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 DID I SAY IT WAS ME? 912 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 913 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 YEAH. 914 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I MEAN, YOUR MOM CAME IN THE STORE, AND... 915 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 SHE KIND OF MENTIONED... 916 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 CANCER UP MY ASS. 917 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 918 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 YEAH. 919 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000 THEN I [SIGHS] 920 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 921 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 WITH ME STILL TRYING TO QUIT GAMBLING AND ALL -- 922 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 I MEAN, I SYMPATHIZE. I JUST... 923 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO COME, 924 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 YOU KNOW, AND... 925 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 I GOT YOU, JOE. 926 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 THE LION'S DEN, SO TO SPEAK. 927 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000 YEAH. YEAH. 928 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 YEAH, BUT, SO THEN I WAS -- 929 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 YOU KNOW, I WAS TORN 930 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, SO I JUST... 931 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 WELL... 932 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I WENT IN THE DELI -- 933 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000 YOU REMEMBER THE GUY THERE -- MAHMOOD -- 934 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 MA-FARTFACE? 935 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 YEAH, I WAS IN THERE, AND I WAS STILL... 936 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000 I BET MYSELF IN MY MIND. 937 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 I JUST SAID, "LOOK, 938 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000 "IF MAHMOOD SAYS HELLO, I'M NOT GONNA GO. 939 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 BUT IF HE DOESN'T SAY HELLO..." 940 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 OF COURSE HE DIDN'T SAY HELLO. 941 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 HE'S A DICK. [ CHUCKLES ] 942 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 YOU WOULD HAVE COME EITHER WAY, THOUGH. 943 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000 I KNOW YOU, JOE. 944 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000 WELL, I MEAN, NO, YOU KNOW, 945 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 ONCE I MAKE A MIND BET, I GOT TO STICK TO IT. 946 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 OTHERWISE, THERE'S REALLY NO JEOPARDY. 947 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 BUT YOU KNEW HE NEVER SAYS HELLO. 948 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 SO YOU STAKE THE ODDS IN YOUR FAVOR. 949 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 YEAH. YEAH. 950 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 YEAH, I'M JUST SAYING, I JUST -- 951 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I WOULD HAVE TO STICK TO IT, THOUGH. 952 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE... 953 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 HOW ABOUT YOU THINK LIKE A GAMBLER? 954 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 TELL ME IF YOU TAKE THE ODDS I MENTIONED ON THAT CHEMO. 955 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 WELL, WHY WOULDN'T I? 956 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 I MEAN, IF THEY'RE GONNA INCREASE YOUR CHANCES, RIGHT? 957 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 A STINKIN' 5%. 958 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 STILL... 959 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000 BECAUSE IT'S AN ASS KICKER, JOE. 960 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 FIRST ALL YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT. 961 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 I MEAN, ALL OF IT -- 962 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 PUBES, EYEBROWS. 963 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 PICTURE THIS FACE WITH NO EYEBROWS. 964 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT. 965 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 NOW, THEN THERE'S DIARRHEA, VOMIT... 966 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 MOUTH SORES, CHEMO-BRAIN, 967 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 WHICH MEANS, "LOO-LOO-LOO." 968 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 969 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 [ EXHALES ] 970 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS, THOUGH? THE... 971 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 [ FOOTBALL GAME PLAYING ON TELEVISION ] 972 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 YOU KNOW, 5%, THOUGH... 973 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000 5% ROUNDS UP. 974 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 YEAH. I MEAN, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, 975 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 BUT THAT IS AN ACTUAL MATHEMATICAL PRINCIPLE... 976 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000 THAT WITH 5%, YOU ROUND UP, SO... 977 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 THEORETICALLY, IT'S 10%... 978 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 REALLY. 979 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 YOUR MATH'S A LITTLE FUNNY, THERE. 980 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 NO, I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE STILL -- 981 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 OKAY, I HEAR YOU, WEIRDO. 982 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I MEAN, I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, RIGHT? 983 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 BULLETHEAD'S NOT GONNA FEED HIMSELF. 984 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 HEY. COME ON. 985 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 HEY, SAVE THE TEARS, JOE. 986 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000 I'M KIDDING. 987 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 THIS SHITHEAD CAN LICK HIS BALLS. 988 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 WHAT IS HE GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT? 989 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 990 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 WHAT IS THE -- I'M NOT JUST -- 991 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000 I'M JUST ASKING -- WHAT'S THE LINE ON THIS ONE? 992 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? 993 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 4 1/2. 994 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 BINGO. 995 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 SEE? 996 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 WHO WOULD YOU HAVE TAKEN? 997 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 NAH, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT. 998 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 ♪ I'VE SEEN YOUR ROLLER-SKATIN' ♪ 999 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000 PROBABLY CAL, THOUGH. I MEAN, YOU GOT TO TAKE CAL. 1000 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 WOW, THE COLOR IS AMAZING. 1001 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 1080p, BABY. 1080p. 1002 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1003 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 HEY, BABE. I'LL BE HOME IN A FEW MINUTES. 1004 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 YEAH. WELL, JUST, UH... 1005 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 TAKE THE KIDS AROUND THE BLOCK, 1006 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 AND, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1007 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 OKAY. 67044

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