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HEY. GOOD MORNING.
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HI.
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I DIDN'T SNORE, DID I?
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'CAUSE IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT ON OCCASION --
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OH, SHOOT. WHAT TIME IS IT?
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UH, IT'S LIKE 7:00.
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OHH!
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MAN!
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KICK ME OUT AGAIN, RIGHT?
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'CAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE.
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT...
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I HAVE THAT PLANE I GOT TO CATCH.
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OH.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL...
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YOU WANT BREAKFAST?
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YOU WANT ME TO MAKE BREAKFAST OR BUY SOME BREAKFAST,
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DO SOMETHING WITH BREAKFAST?
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THAT'S SWEET,
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NO, THANKS.
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OH. I'LL GET A COFFEE
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AT THE AIRPORT.
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OH, COFFEE. I GOT A -- I GOT A COFFEE MAKER.
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I CAN -- IT'S PROBABLY ON, AND --
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST WALK YOU OUT, THEN.
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ALL RIGHT, SO...
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SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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YEAH.
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I'LL MISS YOU.
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YEAH. I'M SORRY.
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I'LL MISS YOU.
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OH! OH. I'M SORRY.
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DID I HURT YOU?
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NO, NO. YOU SURPRISED ME. I JUST...
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WE DON'T SAY GOODBYE LIKE THAT IN MY FAMILY.
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SO I'LL CALL YOU. GREAT.
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GREAT. ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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[ GROANS ]
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪
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♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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SO, YEAH, HE'S COMING IN LATER,
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AND MY INTENTION IS JUST TO RE-UP THE CONTRACT,
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BUT, UH, THEN I WAS LOOKING AT THE WEBSITE
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OF THIS OTHER PARTS GUY, AND, UM...
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HEY, GUYS. I WAS JUST TELLING --
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COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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OW.
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OH, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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[ ALL MUTTERING ]
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[ DESK SQUEAKS ON FLOOR ]
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S-SORRY.
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Whew!
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[ Laughing ] SURE, I'LL DO IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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NO PROBLEM. JUST SEND OVER THE DETAILS.
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UH-HUH. YEAH.
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU, TOO.
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BYE.
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THE LAKERS, MAN.
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YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU'RE IN, THEY DON'T LET YOU BACK OUT.
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[ LAUGHS ] WHAT DO YOU NEED, SON?
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WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAYBE STEAL YOUR
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OFFICE FOR A QUICK MINUTE.
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OH!
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I'M HAVING A SORT OF MEETING WITH SOME OF THE SERVICE GUYS,
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AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT IN THE CUBICLE.
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THE SERVICE GUYS, HUH?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A SPACE PROBLEM.
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THAT'S A DIETARY PROBLEM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, BUT, UM...
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SO...
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WELL, I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME THINGS RIGHT NOW.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I HAD MORE NOTICE...
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WELL, UH, ALL RIGHT. UM, HOW ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON?
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I GOT THE PARTS DISTRIBUTOR COMING IN TO TALK CONTRACTS.
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OF COURSE. WHAT TIME?
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2:00. 2:00. FINE.
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SEE? JUST GIVE ME SOME NOTICE.
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THESE ARE YOURS.
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THANKS SO MUCH, TERRY.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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Terry: HEY, MARCUS.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TIED.
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SAY WHAT, HOLLYWOOD?
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CHECK IT OUT. WE'RE TIED.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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TIED AT THREE FOUR DAYS INTO THE MONTH?
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COME ON. THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING, SON.
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HEY, TIED IS TIED.
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CARE TO BACK THAT UP?
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UH...
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HEY, YOU JUST SAID WE'RE TIED, RIGHT?
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YEAH. SO?
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SO, HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE WAGER?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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NO.
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FORGET THE MONTH, 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S GONNA BE ME.
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HOW 'BOUT, UH...
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WHOEVER HAS THE MOST SALES BY THE END OF THE WEEK?
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YEAH, I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU GOT THE DESK BY THE FRONT DOOR.
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IT JUST DOESN'T REALLY SEEM FAIR TO ME.
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YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I KICK EVERYBODY'S ASS AROUND HERE?
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I'M JUST SAYING -- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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FOR THE DURATION OF THE BET,
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ANY UP COMES NEAR THAT DESK, YOU CAN HAVE THEM.
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AND IF YOU WIN,
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YOU CAN HAVE THE GODDAMN DESK.
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[ Laughing ] OH, COME ON. I'M JUST KIDDING.
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BUT -- BUT IF I WIN THE BET...
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YOU GOT TO GET ME COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR THE
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REST OF THE MONTH.
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WHICH IS MORE IN LINE
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WITH WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING AROUND HERE ANYWAY.
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YOU'RE ON.
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OKAY. THE END OF THE WEEK.
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SURE.
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HEY, UH, CAN I GET IN ON THIS?
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WHATEVER.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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HEY, REG, IT'S MARCUS OVER AT THOREAU.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, BROTHER, LISTEN. I GOT A BUYER FOR YOUR '07.
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MM-HMM. AND I CAN PUT YOU IN SOMETHING BRAND-NEW
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WITH THE SAME MONTHLY.
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THING IS...
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NEED IT TODAY.
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SEE YOU SOON.
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OH.
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HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA USE WALK-INS.
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I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
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YES.
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COME ON!
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OHH!
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GOD, I WANT TO PUNCH A BIRD!
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[ CHUCKLES ] DOING A MIND BET?
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YEAH. YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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WHENEVER YOU SAY OR DO SOMETHING WEIRD,
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IT'S USUALLY A MIND BET.
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NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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IT'S GOOD, ACTUALLY.
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IT KEEPS ME FROM, UH...
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WELL, IT'S NOT...
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YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN. THAT'S ALL. IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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WHAT DID YOU BET?
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OH, I BET IF I DIDN'T MAKE 10 IN A ROW,
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I COULDN'T WATCH TV TONIGHT.
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WHICH KIND OF SUCKS
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'CAUSE THERE'S THIS SPECIAL ON TSUNAMIS THAT I WANT TO SEE.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
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I'LL TiVo IT AND THEN WATCH IT TOMORROW.
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YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD.
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WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
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OH, THEY CALLED FROM THAT KID'S PARTY
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TO GO PICK UP THE BOUNCE HOUSE,
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AND DaSHAUN'S NOT HERE YET,
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AND I'M STILL TRYING TO GET THE HALLOWEEN AISLE TOGETHER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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UM, I'LL GO WITH CARLOS, THEN.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, DON'T FORGET, I NEED YOU FOR THAT PARTY TOMORROW.
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DO I HAVE TO, MR. T?
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THEY ASKED FOR A PRINCESS.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH?
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BESIDES, YOU'RE GETTING TIME AND A HALF.
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COME ON. STOP.
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DON'T WORRY. THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU.
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I DON'T WANT THE KIDS TO LOVE ME.
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I HATE PRINCESSES.
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I HATE ALL THAT STUFF
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THAT MAKES KIDS BELIEVE IN DUMB, FRILLY, UNREAL CRAP
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THAT'S NOT REAL.
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DON'T SAY THAT AT THE PARTY.
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WELL, WE REMEMBER YOU... UH, PETE.
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AND, UM, I SEE HERE BY OUR RECORDS
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THAT YOU BOUGHT YOUR AVEO IN 2005,
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AND I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU --
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OKAY.
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YEAH, W-- YES -- YES, SIR.
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S-SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
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OKAY, O-OKAY. VERY SORRY.
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OKAY.
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HEY.
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HI, WE'RE HERE TO, UM...
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HEY. WE HAVE TO...
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WE'VE MET, RIGHT? HAVE WE MET?
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YEAH, YOU'RE JOE. OUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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THEY GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU WERE AT THE RANGE THE OTHER DAY.
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YEAH. MY FRIEND HIT ON YOU.
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SHE DID? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?
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YEAH.
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SEE, WOW. OH, MY GOD, I'M SO, UH...
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I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT.
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YOU SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD ME FLAT-OUT.
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OH, WELL, YOU SEE, NOW NEXT TIME YOU'LL KNOW.
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I'M BONNIE, BY THE WAY.
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JOE.
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[ Chuckling ] YEAH, I KNOW.
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KENNETH, THEY'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE BOUNCE HOUSE!
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I GET? YEAH.
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WHAT HAPPENED? EVERYBODY'S GONE ALREADY?
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EHH, NOT THAT MANY SHOWED UP.
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OH, REALLY? YEAH.
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I SAW IT COMING.
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LIKE, I TRIED TO ENCOURAGE HIM
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JUST TO INVITE A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS
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SO IN CASE OF A LOW TURNOUT,
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IT WOULDN'T BE REALLY OBVIOUS.
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BUT HE INSISTED ON INVITING THE WHOLE CLASS.
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Carlos: HE STILL DO THE JUMP.
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WHAT?
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THE BOY.
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HE NO COME OUT. I CAN'T TAKE IT DOWN.
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KENNETH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT, SWEETIE. THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE IT DOWN.
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NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I MEAN, HE'S HAVING FUN NOW.
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WE'LL GIVE HIM -- GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES.
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LET HIM GO A LITTLE MORE!
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REALLY?
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YEAH. YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE TO --
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HOW MUCH TIME?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW. SOME MORE TIME.
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JUST, UH, 5 OR 10 MINUTES.
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I NO CLOCK! NO CLOCK!
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JUST LET HIM JUMP -- 50 JUMPS.
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GIVE HIM 50 MORE. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, CARLOS.
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OKAY.
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1...2...3...
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100! GIVE HIM 100!
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...4...5...
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THAT'S REALLY NICE.
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YEAH, IT'S NOTHING. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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Bonnie: OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
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Joe: NO, NO.
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I MEAN, COMPARED TO THE HUMILIATIONS MY KIDS HAVE HAD?
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REALLY? YEAH.
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WELL, MAYBE NOT LUCY.
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SHE'S THE COOL ONE. YOU KNOW?
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BUT ALBERT.
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HE'S LIKE ME -- ALBERT.
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JUST...SOCIALLY AWKWARD, BAD WITH HUMANS.
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200! 50 MORE, CARLOS!
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OKAY? JUST 50 MORE.
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Carlos: OKAY.
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SO, WHAT, UM...
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DO YOU, UH, GOLF AT THAT PLACE A LOT?
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NOT REALLY. MY FRIEND LIKES GOLF.
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I MOSTLY GO FOR THE TENNIS.
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OH, YEAH? TENNIS? ARE YOU GOOD?
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PRETTY GOOD. HMM.
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WHY? DO YOU PLAY?
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UH, YEAH. I MEAN, I'VE PLAYED.
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YOU EVER BEEN BEATEN BY A GIRL?
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UH...WELL...
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NO.
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I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER REALLY LIKED A GIRL ENOUGH
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TO LET HER WIN.
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[ Laughing ] I SEE.
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IS THAT A CHALLENGE? ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU THREW THE CHALLENGE DOWN AT ME.
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NO,
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YOU CAME BACK ALL TOUGH GUY ON ME.
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WELL, I CAN'T HELP THAT.
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THAT'S -- I JUST GIVE THAT OFF.
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I JUST EXUDE THAT. [ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S HARD, YOU KNOW?
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BUT IF YOU TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE,
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THEN, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BACK DOWN FROM IT.
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OH. SO...
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HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, TOUGH GUY?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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UM...
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AM I LOSING TO YOU AT TENNIS?
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50!
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OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. KENNETH HAS HAD ENOUGH.
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ALL RIGHT, PULL THE PLUG, CARLOS.
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[ AIR HISSING ]
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OH.
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Kenneth: WHOA! MOM?!
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W-- NO, WAIT TILL HE GETS OUT!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IN WHAT WORLD ARE YOU DATING TWO WOMEN?
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU. BEING YOU.
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THAT SHOULD HURT ME, BUT IT DOESN'T.
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YEAH, LOOK.
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DON'T BE ME.
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BE JOE. BE JOE IN THIS SITUATION, RIGHT?
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LOOK, HERE'S THE THING.
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MICHELLE, THE ONE I'M ALREADY...YOU KNOW?
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER, EXACTLY,
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IT'S JUST, SHE'S ALL...
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SEXY?
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AND SEXUAL AND -- AND --
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I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING,
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AND IT IS. IT IS.
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IT'S JUST...
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OKAY, LIKE, HERE YOU GO.
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FOR EXAMPLE...
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THIS MORNING, SHE'S LEAVING,
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AND -- AND SHE GRABBED MY CROTCH.
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I-I-I'M NOT EXPLAINING IT THE RIGHT WAY.
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IT WAS MORE THE WAY SHE GRABBED MY CROTCH.
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IS THERE A WRONG WAY TO DO THAT, JOE?
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?
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IT'S GOOD. NO, LOOK.
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IT'S FUN. IT'S ALL FUN.
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IT'S GOOD. IT'S JUST...
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I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.
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AND WITH THE OTHER ONE YOU ARE.
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I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN...
331
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IT JUST SEEMS LIKE MAYBE...
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SHE'S MORE MY SPEED.
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YOU KNOW? BUT I-I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT.
335
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SO, HERE'S THE THING.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION.
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AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET THAT IS TO DATE BOTH OF THEM.
338
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BUT, YOU SEE, THAT'S THE PART THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO.
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THEN WHAT?
340
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ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M WITH ONE,
341
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AND SHE'S, "HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT?"
342
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AND I WAS WITH THE OTHER ONE.
343
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NOW I-I GOT TO -- I GOT TO LIE.
344
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I'M, "UHH..."
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AND THEN I'M, WHAT? I'M WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE?
346
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I GOT TWO CELLPHONES? NO.
347
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JOE, JUST RELAX.
348
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE, ALL RIGHT?
349
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YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN THE FOLLOWING HELPFUL PHRASE.
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"WE DON'T HAVE TO DEFINE THINGS RIGHT AWAY."
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THIS IS LIKE IF YOUR PENIS COULD HIRE A LAWYER.
352
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WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
353
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JUST WHAT IT SAYS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFINE
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THINGS RIGHT AWAY.
355
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YEAH, OKAY, AND THEN WHEN DO YOU DEFINE THINGS?
356
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WHEN SHE BRINGS IT UP.
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OR IF YOU GET TO A POINT WHERE YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE,
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THEN YOU BRING IT UP.
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WELL, Y-- AND THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY?
360
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YOU SAY...
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"LOOK, I REALLY LIKE YOU, ALL RIGHT?
362
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"BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT AT A POINT
363
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IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
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WHERE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS."
365
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SO, EITHER SHE'S COMFORTABLE WITH THAT,
366
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IN WHICH CASE, GREAT.
367
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OR SHE'S NOT, IN WHICH CASE, SHE ENDS IT.
368
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EITHER WAY, YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.
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I SEE WHY YOU HIRED THIS GUY TO BE A CAR SALESMAN.
370
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[ Laughing ] RIGHT?
371
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WHICH, BY THE WAY, NO.
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HE LEAVES A MESSAGE,
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ASKING IF I WANT TO TRADE MY TRUCK IN.
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YO, HE'S STILL MY CUSTOMER, DUDE.
375
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THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE SUCKER.
376
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YEAH, TRYING TO POACH MY UPS.
377
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I GAVE YOU A JOB. FOR SHAME.
378
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HEY, HEY. I MADE A BET, OKAY?
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IT WAS STUPID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BET?
380
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WHAT KIND OF BET? A BIG BET?
381
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WHAT KIND OF BET? WHAT?
382
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WHAT, OH, I CAN'T ASK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BETS NOW?
383
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IS THAT IT?
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ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER.
385
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I'M DATING TWO WOMEN AT ONCE,
386
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SO YOU GUYS CAN BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP.
387
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[ TERRY AND OWEN CHUCKLE ]
388
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[ High-pitched voice ] YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, JOE.
389
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WE ON A ROLL!
390
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[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS MY PENIS TALKING.
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YEAH, WE GET IT.
392
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SO, THIS IS BASICALLY --
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AH, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. I GOT TO GET SOME --
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DALE!
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[ CHUCKLING ] HEY, MAN!
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HEY, JUST DOING SOME BUSINESS WITH YOUR BOY HERE.
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GLAD YOU KEPT IT IN THE FAMILY.
398
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WELL, I'M GLAD WE WERE ABLE TO DO THE SAME WITH YOU.
399
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I'LL GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WAY.
400
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[ CHUCKLES ]
401
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UM...
402
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SO, THIS IS BASICALLY JUST AN EXTENSION AT
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THE CURRENT TERMS.
404
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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
405
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YEAH. I MEAN, WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT
406
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FOR INFLATION, OF COURSE. Senior: NOW,
407
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER?
408
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IT'S BEEN A COUPLE YEARS
409
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SINCE WE HAMMERED OUT THE LAST ONE, SO...
410
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YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT A STANDARD ADJUSTMENT HERE.
411
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UH, WELL, UM -- INFLATION?
412
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OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU GONNA TRY THAT DUSTY OLD GAMBIT, DALE.
413
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IT'S NOT A GAMBIT.
414
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DON'T PISS FROM THE ROOF AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING.
415
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO, DALE?
416
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LOOK, WE'VE BEEN AT THESE RATES FOR THREE YEARS.
417
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AND HAS YOUR OVERHEAD GONE UP IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME?
418
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BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NUMBERS TO THAT EFFECT...
419
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LOOK, LET'S JUST RENEW THE OLD CONTRACT.
420
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
421
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AS A FAVOR TO A VALUED CUSTOMER.
422
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
423
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LISTEN, DALE, NOW THAT I'M RETIRING,
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I'M GONNA BE DOING A LOT MORE OF THIS LAKERS STUFF.
425
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THEY'RE HAVING AN UNVEILING TOMORROW
426
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OF THIS COMMUNITY CENTER THEY'RE RENOVATING.
427
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THERE'LL BE GAMES, AUTOGRAPHS, SO YOU OUGHT TO BRING THE KIDS.
428
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I JUST MIGHT DO THAT.
429
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OKAY.
430
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IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, O.T.
431
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
432
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3:00.
433
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ALL FINISHED? Owen: YEAH.
434
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ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SURE I AM.
435
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
W-WHAT, YOU GOT ANOTHER MEETING OR SOMETHING?
436
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
UH, YEAH, DADDY, I DO HAVE ANOTHER MEETING.
437
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000
IN FACT, I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM, YEARS OF THEM,
438
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AS I'M NOW, OR SO I THOUGHT, IN CHARGE OF THIS DEALERSHIP.
439
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AND TO HAVE TO COME BEGGING EVERY TIME I NEED THIS OFFICE?
440
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IT UNDERMINES ME. IT UNDERMINES YOU.
441
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
YEAH, IT UNDERMINES MY EFFORTS TO ESTABLISH MYSELF AS --
442
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FROM WHAT I HEARD FROM THAT SO-CALLED NEGOTIATION,
443
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THE ONLY PERSON UNDERMINING YOU IS YOURSELF.
444
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THERE WAS NO QUESTIONS, NO COUNTER--
445
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I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE! YOU SWOOPED RIGHT IN
446
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AND TOOK OVER!
447
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GODDAMN RIGHT I DID, ONCE I SAW YOU FROZEN
448
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IN THE HEADLIGHTS.
449
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EXCUSE ME? "FROZEN"?
450
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LIKE A LITTLE BABY DEER. DADDY, I TOOK A BREATH!
451
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[ CHUCKLES ]
452
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SON, I JUST SAVED YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS,
453
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AND YOU'RE IN MY FACE LIKE THAT'S A PROBLEM.
454
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WHAT DO YOU THINK I STICK AROUND HERE FOR?
455
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YOU THINK I STICK AROUND FOR MYSELF?
456
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I GOT THINGS TO DO.
457
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
AND THE ONLY REASON I STAY AROUND HERE
458
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IS BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL LEARNING THE ROPES.
459
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SO, WATCH AND LEARN, SON...
460
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WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE CHANCE.
461
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WATCH AND LEARN.
462
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BECKY: Wow! Terry Elliot selling cars.
463
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[ CHUCKLES ]
464
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WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
465
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I MEAN, I'M JUST -- I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW.
466
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But, so, are you not acting anymore?
467
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
UH, WELL...
468
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. NOTHING RIGHT NOW.
469
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LISTEN, IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING OR...
470
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Oh. I don't think so, no.
471
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I am all set for now.
472
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OKAY. WELL, UM...
473
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NICE -- NICE, UM... TALKING WITH YOU, BECK.
474
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Yeah. And, um, good luck with this.
475
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THANKS.
476
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You know, I think this could be really good for you, Terry.
477
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I mean, you weren't the most focused guy
478
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when we were together, you know?
479
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SO, AM I DRESSED OKAY?
480
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THIS IS BASICALLY GOLF WITH SNEAKERS, RIGHT?
481
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YOU'RE FINE. OKAY.
482
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READY? YEAH.
483
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15-LOVE. WAIT A MINUTE.
484
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WAIT A MINUTE.
485
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YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE REALLY GOOD.
486
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YES, I DID. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
487
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YOU SAID YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD.
488
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AH, WELL...
489
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ALL RIGHT. NO, IT'S OKAY.
490
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SO, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT GONNA HOLD BACK, THEN.
491
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PLEASE DON'T. ALL RIGHT.
492
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I'M GOING ALL OUT. OKAY.
493
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30-LOVE.
494
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[ CHUCKLES ]
495
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
SO, NO, THEN.
496
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
JEN: No. But I think this is a good gig for you, Terry.
497
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
WELL...THANK YOU, JEN.
498
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Yeah, because who's better than you
499
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
at getting people to buy something totally unreliable
500
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
that's probably going to break down in six months
501
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
and leave you worse off than before?
502
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
YOU KNOW...
503
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,000
I KNOW THAT I WASN'T, YOU KNOW, THE MOST FOCUSED GUY
504
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER.
505
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Bye, Terry.
506
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
BYE.
507
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
THAT'S THE MATCH.
508
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
YEAH.
509
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
HAD ENOUGH? HUH?
510
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
NO, NO, NO.
511
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
JUST GETTING STARTED.
512
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
YOU SURE? OH, YEAH.
513
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
YEAH, I'M GOOD. OKAY.
514
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
OH! WHAT HAPPENED?
515
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
[ CHUCKLING ]
516
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
WE'RE OUT OF BALLS.
517
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
OH, WELL.
518
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
OKAY. WOMAN: Maybe next time.
519
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
BYE-BYE THEN. Bye-bye, Terry.
520
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
OH, YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.
521
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
YEAH? YEAH.
522
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I'M GONNA NEED, YOU KNOW,
523
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
A COUPLE MONTHS OF PHYSICAL THERAPY.
524
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
[ Laughing ] RIGHT.
525
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
AND SOME OF THE OTHER THERAPY, TOO,
526
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
JUST TO KIND OF REBUILD MY MANHOOD.
527
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
BUT OVERALL...
528
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY MANLY TO BE A GOOD SPORT.
529
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
OH, REALLY? OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
530
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
NEXT TIME, WE'RE GONNA PLAY GOLF,
531
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
AND WE'LL SEE HOW MANLY YOU ARE.
532
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
533
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT TIME.
534
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
OH.
535
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
YEAH, I MEAN...
536
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I HOPE SO.
537
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
ME, TOO.
538
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
[ SIGHS ] MY KID IS AT MY PLACE.
539
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
MY KIDS ARE AT MY PLACE.
540
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
HUH.
541
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
WELL...
542
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
JUST STAY HERE UNTIL SOMEBODY YELLS, "GET A ROOM."
543
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
544
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
YOU SEE, HE CAN'T HAVE ME BE THE BIG DOG, RIGHT?
545
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
AS LONG AS HE'S THERE, HE'S GOT TO BE THE BIG DOG.
546
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE
547
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
TWO OF YOU. I GET IT.
548
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
549
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
THERE'S LITERALLY NOT ENOUGH ROOM
550
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
IN MY TINY EXCUSE FOR AN OFFICE
551
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
FOR ME TO DO MY JOB.
552
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I'M JUST GLAD I GET A DAY TO HAVE A PLACE TO MYSELF.
553
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
554
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
HE'S GONNA BE OUT TOMORROW AT THAT --
555
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
WHATEVER THE HELL THAT LAKERS THING IS.
556
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
OH. UH...
557
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
WHAT?
558
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
WELL, WE'RE GOING TO THAT.
559
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
WHAT?!
560
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I'M SORRY!
561
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
YOUR FATHER CALLED AND SAID THERE'D BE GAMES FOR KIDS,
562
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
AND THEN JAMIE AND MICHAEL GOT ALL EXCITED.
563
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000
I'M SORRY.
564
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I ALREADY TOLD THE BOYS WE'D GO.
565
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
THEN GO.
566
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
THIS IS YOUR FATHER.
567
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
[ SIGHS ]
568
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
569
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
570
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Man: HI.
571
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
YOU MUST BE, UM, MR. THOREAU?
572
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
CALL ME O.T.
573
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
SURE. IF YOU COULD JUST WAIT HERE FOR RIGHT NOW?
574
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
WE'LL GET STARTED WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS IN A MINUTE --
575
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
HEY, O.T.!
576
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP FOR ONE OF THESE!
577
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
THAT'S THE JOYS OF RETIREMENT, COOP.
578
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
WELL, SOME OF US IN THE REAL WORLD, WORKING FOR A LIVING.
579
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
SOME OF YOUR TEAMMATES ARE SO OLD,
580
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
THEY COULDN'T EVEN LIFT UP THE PHONE TO CALL ME BACK.
581
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
THAT'S COLD.
582
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
583
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
NO, SERIOUSLY. THANKS FOR DOING THIS.
584
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
585
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
OKAY.
586
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
ALL RIGHT.
587
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
HUH? WOW!
588
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
[ ALL CHUCKLING ]
589
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Dave: TERRY.
590
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
DAVE!
591
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
HEY! HEY!
592
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. YEAH.
593
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
HOW YOU BEEN?
594
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
OH, NOT SO GOOD. MY WIFE'S BONING SOME GUY.
595
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
WHAT? YEAH.
596
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
WE'RE SPLITTING UP.
597
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
THERE'S LAWYERS. IT'S ALL PRETTY BAD.
598
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
OH, MY GOD. DAVE, I AM SO SORRY.
599
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
WHATEVER, MAN. LET'S TALK CARS!
600
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
601
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
UH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
602
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I -- WHAT DO YOU -- I'M PICKING YOU UP FROM SCHOOL.
603
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
NO, I TOLD YOU, I'M GOING TO REED'S HOUSE.
604
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
GREAT. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I ENJOYED THE DRIVE.
605
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
COOL. SEE YA! ALL RIGHT.
606
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
DON'T GET ARRESTED.
607
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
HEY. HI.
608
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
HI, I'M JOE.
609
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
I'M YOUR MOM'S FRIEND FROM THE BIRTHDAY PARTY,
610
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
REMEMBER? OH, HI.
611
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
YEAH. YOU NEED SOME HELP?
612
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
UH, YEAH.
613
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
GIVE ME THAT.
614
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
THANKS. YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
615
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
WHERE WE GOING WITH THIS?
616
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
SCIENCE FAIR.
617
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
THE SCIENCE FAIR. WOW.
618
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
619
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
MEANWHILE, AT THE TIME,
620
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
SHE SAID THE SEPARATE BEDS WERE BECAUSE I SNORE.
621
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
NOW SHE'S SUDDENLY SAYING,
622
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
"WE BOTH KNEW THAT WE WERE GROWING APART."
623
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
WELL, IF WE BOTH KNEW IT, HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW IT?
624
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
LIKE I SAID, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO.
625
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
YOU'RE DOING IT, BUDDY.
626
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
I GOT THAT CALL FROM YOU, AND I JUST THOUGHT,
627
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
"THE BEST REVENGE IS LIVING WELL," YOU KNOW?
628
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I'M GONNA CALL MY FRIEND TERRY AND I'M GONNA TREAT MYSELF.
629
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
SINCE I'M A FREE AGENT NOW,
630
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
MAN, THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.
631
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
WE COULD GO OUT ON THE PROWL.
632
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
YEAH. TOGETHER, AS A TEAM.
633
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE...
634
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
WHAT?
635
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
...WOULD REALLY DRIVE HER NUTS?
636
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
WHAT'S THAT?
637
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
OH, MY GOD.
638
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
WOW.
639
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
WOW, WOW, WOW.
640
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
BUT I MEAN, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
641
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
A TOP-OF-THE-LINE DEAL HERE, TER.
642
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
WELL, OF COURSE, BUT, YOU KNOW...
643
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW YOU FEEL IN IT?
644
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
DON'T THINK ABOUT MONEY.
645
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT IT,
646
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.
647
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
648
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
YEAH! WHY THE HELL NOT, RIGHT?
649
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
WHY THE HELL NOT, HUH?
650
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
WHOO! THIS THING IS AMAZING!
651
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
HOW FAST DOES IT GO?
652
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000
FASTER THAN A PORSCHE 911 OR A LAMBORGHINI,
653
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
BUT LET'S NOT FIND OUT, OKAY?
654
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
AW, COME ON! WELL, NO.
655
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
WE REALLY WANT TO GET IT BACK TO THE LOT IN ONE PIECE.
656
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
OH, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO,
657
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
BECAUSE I'M GONNA BUY THIS THING!
658
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
YOU ARE?
659
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
ARE YOU KIDDING?
660
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000
HEY, LADIES! CHECK OUT MY CAR! WHOO!
661
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM!
662
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
[ LAUGHS ]
663
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
OH, MAN, I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING.
664
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
I'M HUNGRY. YOU HUNGRY?
665
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
UH, WELL, NO, NOT REALLY.
666
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
MY TREAT. COME ON. OKAY.
667
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
WHOO!
668
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT ON?
669
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
THE LIFE CYCLE OF THE LEPIDOPTERA.
670
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT.
671
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DINOSAUR, BUT IT'S A BUTTERFLY.
672
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
YEAH.
673
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.
674
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
SEE, I'VE GOT ALL FOUR STAGES IN HERE.
675
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. IT'S OKAY.
676
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
NELL MADE A VOLCANO.
677
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
YEAH, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE.
678
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
THIS IS GOOD. Bonnie: HEY.
679
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
OH, HEY.
680
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
UH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
681
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
WHAT'S GOING ON IS WE'RE KICKING SOME VOLCANO BUTT,
682
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
RIGHT, KENNETH?
683
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
RIGHT! [ CHUCKLES ] GREAT.
684
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
THAT'S GREAT.
685
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
686
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
YEAH, SURE.
687
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
SORRY ABOUT THE BUTT-KICKING THING.
688
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
HE WAS GETTING INTIMIDATED BY THE VOLCANO KID.
689
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
OH, NO, IT'S --
690
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I'M -- I'M MORE JUST...
691
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
I'M SORRY.
692
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
HOW EXACTLY DID THIS COME ABOUT?
693
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
OH, YEAH. NO, I WAS -- I CAME BY --
694
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000
I WAS HERE TO PICK UP ALBERT, AND I SAW HIM WALKING,
695
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
AND HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE CARRYING HIS STUFF,
696
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
AND I JUST --
697
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
I'M SORRY. IS IT WEIRD?
698
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
NO, NO. IT'S SWEET.
699
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
700
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
IT'S VERY SWEET, BUT...
701
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000
KENNETH HAS HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCES
702
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
WITH, UM...DISAPPOINTMENT.
703
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000
AND IT'S JUST...
704
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? YOU KNOW?
705
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR SECOND DATE.
706
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
YEAH, NO, NO.
707
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
NO, I GET IT. I GET IT. I TOTALLY GET IT.
708
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000
WHICH I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT, BY THE WAY.
709
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000
ME, TOO.
710
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
GOOD. GOOD.
711
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
I'M SORRY.
712
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
713
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
SO... SO...
714
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
I'LL SEE YOU LATER?
715
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I'LL SEE YOU AT, UM, 7:30, RIGHT?
716
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
YEAH.
717
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
718
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
NOW, WE IN THE LAKER FAMILY
719
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000
WANT THIS PLACE TO BE HERE FOR A LONG TIME TO COME,
720
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
TO CONTINUE TO GIVE THE KIDS A HOME
721
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
WHERE THEY FEEL WELCOME AND VALUED
722
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
AND ALSO TO PLAY A LITTLE BALL.
723
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
724
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
NOW, LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR MY FELLOW LAKERS,
725
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
MICHAEL COOPER...
726
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
727
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
...AND FROM WAY BACK IN '72,
728
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
OWEN "O.T." THOREAU.
729
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
O.T.! O.T.!
730
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
731
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I GUESS WE'RE GONNA SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS
732
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS.
733
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000
UH, BUT LET ME JUST, UM, SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS' ADVICE
734
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
TO THE KIDS OUT THERE.
735
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000
UM, IT'S GOOD TO DREAM BIG,
736
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000
UM, BUT IT'S EQUALLY IMPORTANT TO PLAN BIG.
737
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000
UM, NOW, I'M ALL IN FAVOR OF PRACTICING YOUR JUMP SHOT,
738
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
BUT LET'S FACE IT,
739
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000
WE ARE ALL NOT GOING TO, UH, MAKE THE PROS.
740
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000
SO, EDUCATE YOURSELVES.
741
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
UM, IT'S NICE TO BE IN THE NBA.
742
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
UM...IT'S ALSO NICE
743
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000
TO HAVE AN MBA.
744
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
745
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
OKAY, O.T.!
746
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
THANK YOU, O.T. WORDS OF WISDOM.
747
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
THANK YOU.
748
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
NOW LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES.
749
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
750
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
OH, HEY. HOW'D IT GO?
751
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
I GUESS THEY BOUGHT IT.
752
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
GOOD.
753
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
[ SIGHS ]
754
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
755
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
756
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
YEAH, YEAH, IT'S --
757
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
MY WIFE NEVER WANTED TO COME HERE WITH ME.
758
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
NOT HER SCENE.
759
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
WELL -- BUT YOU AND ME, MAN.
760
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
WE COULD RUN THROUGH THIS PLACE LIKE A PACK
761
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
OF WILD DOGS. AM I RIGHT?
762
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
763
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
OH, WINGMAN, WINGMAN.
764
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
SCHWING!
765
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
HEY. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GUYS?
766
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A SEA BREEZE.
767
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
AND MY FRIEND HERE...
768
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
JUST AN ORANGE JUICE. AND AN O.J. FOR MY FRIEND.
769
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
770
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
TH-THAT'S FOR ME, NOT FOR MY FRIEND. SORRY.
771
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
BUT THAT WAS A JOKE. I WAS JOKING.
772
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS.
773
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
OKAY.
774
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
BYE.
775
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
OOH. SHE WANTS ME. [ CHUCKLES ]
776
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
OWEN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE BOYS UP
777
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
TO GET GRANDDAD'S AUTOGRAPH?
778
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
HERE, I GOT YOU ONE, TOO.
779
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
WHAT? NO, THAT'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE.
780
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
WORSE THAN THIS?
781
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
GO ON. GO, GO, GO.
782
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
HEY, UH, GUYS, LET'S GO GET GRANDDAD'S SIGNATURE.
783
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
AW! I WANT JAMES WORTHY'S.
784
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
WE'LL GET THAT NEXT. LET'S JUST GET GRANDDAD'S.
785
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
HEY.
786
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
787
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
YES. WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO?
788
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
OH, YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT TO DAN.
789
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
YEAH, THANKS.
790
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
HEY, COOP.
791
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
COOP, MAN, WHILE I'M UP HERE, CAN I GET --
792
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I'M SORRY, SIR. I CAN'T DO THAT.
793
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE.
794
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
MAN, IT DOESN'T WORK.
795
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
HEY, TWO REAL BIG FANS
796
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
OF OWEN "O.T." THOREAU, RIGHT HERE!
797
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, TWO FUTURE NBA PROSPECTS.
798
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO?
799
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
JAMIE. RIGHT HERE.
800
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
801
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
AND MICHAEL? YEAH?
802
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
AND THIS NEW GUY SHE'S WITH.
803
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT.
804
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
HOW DID SHE EVEN MEET ANOTHER ACCOUNTANT?
805
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
THAT'S, I MEAN -- THAT'S BETRAYAL TOO, YOU KNOW?
806
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
YEAH.
807
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
OH, AND HE'S ONE OF THOSE HOBBY GUYS.
808
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
HE FANCIES HIMSELF A GARDENER.
809
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
810
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I'M GONNA... HIT THE MEN'S ROOM.
811
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
BE RIGHT BACK. ALL RIGHT?
812
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
EXCUSE ME.
813
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, COULD WE GET OUR CHECK?
814
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
SURE THING. THANKS.
815
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
AND, LOOK, MY FRIEND --
816
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
HE'S GOING THROUGH A REALLY ROUGH TIME.
817
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
I CAN SEE THAT.
818
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
YEAH, NO, BUT, I MEAN, HE REALLY IS.
819
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
HIS WIFE JUST LEFT HIM, AND, YOU KNOW --
820
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT IF YOU COULD TELL HIM
821
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
822
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
WELL, THAT'S GREAT. GOOD FOR YOU.
823
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
BUT -- BUT, UM...
824
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
IF YOU COULD GIVE HIM THE IMPRESSION
825
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
THAT, IF YOU DIDN'T, MAYBE YOU'D GO OUT WITH HIM?
826
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
OR...
827
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
OR NOT, IF THAT'S --
828
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
NO, NO, NO. THAT'S -- THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
829
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
OH. YEAH.
830
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
WOW. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
831
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
YEAH. THANKS.
832
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
YEAH.
833
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
THANK YOU. UH-HUH.
834
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
[ SIGHS ]
835
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
836
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
BUDDY...
837
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000
IT LOOKED LIKE THE WAITRESS AND YOU --
838
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000
WHOA!
839
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
WHOA, WHOA. WHAT?
840
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
HOW MANY DRINKS DID I GET?
841
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
WELL, YOU --
842
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
WELL, I-I CAN DRIVE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
843
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
NO, I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS CHECK.
844
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I-I GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL. I -- WITH THE --
845
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
WITH THE LEGAL FEES AND THE ALIMONY AND EVERYTHING?
846
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
MAN, I GOT TO BE, LIKE -- I GOT IT, OKAY?
847
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000
WHAT WAS I THINKING? A CORVETTE? I CAN'T...
848
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
C-CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME IN A CORVETTE?
849
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
WELL, YEAH.
850
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
NO.
851
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
YOU ALL RIGHT?
852
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
NO, YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO DRIVE HOME.
853
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
854
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
855
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
HI. HEY.
856
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
COME ON IN. YEAH.
857
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
ACTUALLY, COULD WE TALK FOR ONE SECOND?
858
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
OH, OUT HERE? YOU DON'T WANT TO --
859
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
WELL, YEAH, YEAH.
860
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
JUST 'CAUSE I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID TODAY.
861
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
OKAY.
862
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
YEAH, AND I THINK THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.
863
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S VERY EARLY.
864
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
AND, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF THAT,
865
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
I JUST THOUGHT
866
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
THAT WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO DEFINE THINGS RIGHT AWAY.
867
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
RIGHT. YEAH.
868
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
RIGHT.
869
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
RIGHT, EXCEPT IT SEEMS THAT --
870
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
THAT JUST AUTOMATICALLY, THERE'S OTHER FACTORS THAT --
871
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
THEY'RE GONNA DEFINE THINGS FOR US,
872
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
EVEN IF WE...
873
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
YOU KNOW?
874
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
AND, I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU
875
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE.
876
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE BOTH...
877
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
HERE'S MY THING.
878
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
I JUST GOT OUT OF A 20-YEAR MARRIAGE,
879
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
AND I'M JUST...
880
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT'S --
881
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
YEAH.
882
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I MEAN, I GET IT.
883
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT IT'S NOT --
884
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
LISTEN, LISTEN, I --
885
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
I GET IT.
886
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
ARE YOU SURE? REALLY.
887
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
IT'S OKAY. WELL, BUT --
888
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
AH...
889
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
OKAY.
890
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
[ SIGHS ]
891
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
892
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
893
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
[ SIGHS ]
894
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
YOU OKAY? YEP.
895
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
WAIT.
896
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
WAIT. STOP.
897
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
ARE YOU GONNA BE --
898
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK, WE SHOULD --
899
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
AW, DAVE.
900
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
DAVE, JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE INSIDE.
901
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
THE HOUSE IS --
902
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
HEY!
903
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
DAVE, SHH! HEY, YOU!
904
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
905
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
YOU PISSED ON OUR MARRIAGE,
906
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
I'M PISSING ON YOUR ROSE BUSHES!
907
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
DAVE, YOU'RE --
908
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
HA! DAVE,
909
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
YOU'RE GONNA WAKE HER UP.
910
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
WHO? YOUR WIFE.
911
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
OH, SHE'S NOT HERE, TERRY. WELL, YOUR KIDS, THEN!
912
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE.
913
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
WHAT?
914
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
HEY, SHITHEAD! I'M TALKING TO YOU!
915
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
MR. BIG ACCOUNTANT! [ DOG BARKING ]
916
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
ME AND MY FRIEND TERRY HERE --
917
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
ALL RIGHT.
918
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
OKAY, WE GOT TO GET BACK IN THE CAR, DAVE.
919
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
WHERE ARE YOU, TERRY? RIGHT OVER HERE.
920
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
COME ON.
921
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
ME AND MY FRIEND TERRY HERE, WE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
922
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
OKAY, DAVE -- BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT!
923
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
OKAY. IT'S NOT RIGHT!
924
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
GET IN THE CAR. COME ON.
925
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
FREAKIN' HUMPTY DUMPTY.
926
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
HUH?
927
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
FREAKIN' HUMPTY DUMPTY! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
928
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
DAVE.
929
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
THE DAMNED THING DIDN'T EVEN BREAK.
930
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000
YEAH, YOU'D THINK OF ALL THINGS.
931
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
FORGET IT.
932
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
COME ON.
933
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
LET'S GET YOU HOME.
934
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
THERE YOU GO.
935
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
936
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
[ SIGHS ]
937
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I'M SORRY.
938
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I WASTED YOUR WHOLE NIGHT.
939
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
PBHT! NO.
940
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
941
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
942
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
WHOO! TERRY!
943
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
YEAH!
944
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! COME ON, MAN!
945
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
[ GRUNTS ]
946
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT!
947
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
WHOO!
948
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
949
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD?
950
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
951
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
YEAH.
952
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:45,000
TODAY HE SEEMED SO...SMALL.
953
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
NOT USED TO IT.
954
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
WELL, EVEN BIG STARS GET OLD.
955
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
AND THEN THEY HAVE TO MAKE WAY FOR NEW STARS.
956
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
957
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
HE WAS NEVER REALLY A BIG STAR IN THE NBA.
958
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
BUT AT THE DEALERSHIP...
959
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
YOU KNOW, I WAS SO YOUNG WHEN HE PLAYED BALL,
960
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT.
961
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
BUT WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS HIM BEHIND THAT BIG DESK,
962
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
YOU KNOW, TALKING ON THE PHONE AND DOING PAPERWORK.
963
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000
JUST RADIATING THIS FEELING THAT, UM...
964
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
HE WAS IN CHARGE.
965
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
EVERYTHING WOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF.
966
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I COULD STAND TO HAVE THAT FEELING A LITTLE LONGER.
967
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
YOU KNOW?
968
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
YEAH.
969
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
DOESN'T EVERYBODY HAVE WORK TO DO?
970
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
SERIOUSLY?
971
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
[ WHISTLING ]
972
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU D--
973
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
974
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
WELL, THEN, WHY WOULD YOU --
975
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
HEY, HEY.
976
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
A BET'S A BET. ALL RIGHT?
977
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
AND I EXPECT A FRESH CUP IN MY HAND EVERY DAY
978
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.
979
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
THERE YOU GO.
980
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
THANKS, HOLLYWOOD.
981
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
HEY... WHAT?
982
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I SOLD ONE. A BET'S A BET.
983
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
YOU CAN HAVE MARCUS' COFFEE.
984
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
GOT TO PAY YOUR BETS.
985
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
986
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
HEY, DADDY.
987
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
SON.
988
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
LISTEN, UM...
989
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
ABOUT THE OFFICE?
990
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
YEAH? WELL, I WAS THINKING.
991
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
PEOPLE KNOW YOU --
992
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
CUSTOMERS, THE OTHER BUSINESSES WE DEAL WITH --
993
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
UM, YOU, UM... [ CHUCKLES ]
994
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE THEY COME TO SEE.
995
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
UH-HUH.
996
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
AND SO, UM...
997
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I THINK THAT HAVING YOU HERE, IT, UH...
998
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
THAT PROJECTS AN IMAGE THAT PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE IN.
999
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
TO SEE YOU HERE, DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST.
1000
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
YOU FEELING SORRY FOR ME?
1001
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
WHAT? NO.
1002
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
'CAUSE I DON'T NEED YOU TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
1003
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I -- DADDY --
1004
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
GONNA LET ME KEEP MY OWN OFFICE. PLEASE, I BUILT THIS PLACE.
1005
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I KNOW THAT. SO, I DON'T NEED PITY
1006
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
FROM A PISSANT WHO'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
1007
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
WHAT DO YOU NEED, AN ENGRAVED INVITATION?
1008
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.
1009
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
WE DID HAVE -- WE HAD 12 PURPLE.
1010
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
WE GOT 12 PURPLE.
1011
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
WE SHOULD HAVE 12 PINK.
1012
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
WE'RE AT 9...
1013
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] WE'RE SHORT ONE
1014
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
ON A LIGHT PINK.
1015
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
1016
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I'M GONNA GET THIS.
1017
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
HEY.
1018
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
MICHELLE: Hey, hot shot.
1019
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
You didn't answer my text last night, you little stinker.
1020
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
YEAH. YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1021
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000
So, what were you doing, banging some ho?
1022
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
YEAH, NO. NO, NO.
1023
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
[ Chuckles ]
1024
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Hey, I'm in town next week.
1025
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
OH, YEAH? Yeah.
1026
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Clear your schedule for 2:00 A.M. a week from Thursday,
1027
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000
if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
1028
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I DO.
1029
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I KNOW YOU DO, YOU LITTLE SLUT.
1030
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1031
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
OWEN THOREAU.
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