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WHAT TIME IS IT? 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 UH, IT'S LIKE 7:00. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 OHH! 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 MAN! 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KICK ME OUT AGAIN, RIGHT? 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 'CAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE. 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 NO, IT'S JUST THAT... 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 I HAVE THAT PLANE I GOT TO CATCH. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 OH. 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 YOU WANT BREAKFAST? 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 YOU WANT ME TO MAKE BREAKFAST OR BUY SOME BREAKFAST, 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 DO SOMETHING WITH BREAKFAST? 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 THAT'S SWEET, 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 NO, THANKS. 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 OH. I'LL GET A COFFEE 21 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 AT THE AIRPORT. 22 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 OH, COFFEE. I GOT A -- I GOT A COFFEE MAKER. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I CAN -- IT'S PROBABLY ON, AND -- 24 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST WALK YOU OUT, THEN. 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 ALL RIGHT, SO... 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK. 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 YEAH. 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I'LL MISS YOU. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 YEAH. I'M SORRY. 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I'LL MISS YOU. 31 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 OH! OH. I'M SORRY. 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 DID I HURT YOU? 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 NO, NO. YOU SURPRISED ME. I JUST... 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 WE DON'T SAY GOODBYE LIKE THAT IN MY FAMILY. 35 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 SO I'LL CALL YOU. GREAT. 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 GREAT. ALL RIGHT. BYE. 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 [ GROANS ] 38 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:44,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 39 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 40 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 41 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 42 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 43 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 44 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 45 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 46 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 47 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 SO, YEAH, HE'S COMING IN LATER, 48 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 AND MY INTENTION IS JUST TO RE-UP THE CONTRACT, 49 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 BUT, UH, THEN I WAS LOOKING AT THE WEBSITE 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 OF THIS OTHER PARTS GUY, AND, UM... 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 HEY, GUYS. I WAS JUST TELLING -- 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 53 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 EXCUSE ME. 54 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 OW. 55 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 OH, YEAH. 56 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 OKAY. 57 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 [ ALL MUTTERING ] 58 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 [ DESK SQUEAKS ON FLOOR ] 59 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 S-SORRY. 60 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Whew! 61 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 [ Laughing ] SURE, I'LL DO IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 62 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 NO PROBLEM. JUST SEND OVER THE DETAILS. 63 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 UH-HUH. YEAH. 64 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 [ LAUGHS ] YOU, TOO. 65 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 BYE. 66 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 THE LAKERS, MAN. 67 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU'RE IN, THEY DON'T LET YOU BACK OUT. 68 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 [ LAUGHS ] WHAT DO YOU NEED, SON? 69 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAYBE STEAL YOUR 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 OFFICE FOR A QUICK MINUTE. 71 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 OH! 72 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I'M HAVING A SORT OF MEETING WITH SOME OF THE SERVICE GUYS, 73 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT IN THE CUBICLE. 74 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 THE SERVICE GUYS, HUH? 75 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A SPACE PROBLEM. 76 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 THAT'S A DIETARY PROBLEM. 77 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 78 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 YEAH, BUT, UM... 79 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 SO... 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 WELL, I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME THINGS RIGHT NOW. 81 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I HAD MORE NOTICE... 82 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 WELL, UH, ALL RIGHT. UM, HOW ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON? 83 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I GOT THE PARTS DISTRIBUTOR COMING IN TO TALK CONTRACTS. 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 OF COURSE. WHAT TIME? 85 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 2:00. 2:00. FINE. 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 SEE? JUST GIVE ME SOME NOTICE. 87 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 THESE ARE YOURS. 88 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 THANKS SO MUCH, TERRY. 89 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 CONGRATULATIONS. 90 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 91 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 [ HUMMING ] 92 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Terry: HEY, MARCUS. 93 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TIED. 94 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 SAY WHAT, HOLLYWOOD? 95 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 CHECK IT OUT. WE'RE TIED. 96 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 97 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 TIED AT THREE FOUR DAYS INTO THE MONTH? 98 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 COME ON. THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING, SON. 99 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 HEY, TIED IS TIED. 100 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 CARE TO BACK THAT UP? 101 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 UH... 102 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 HEY, YOU JUST SAID WE'RE TIED, RIGHT? 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 YEAH. SO? 104 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 SO, HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE WAGER? 105 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 106 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 NO. 107 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 FORGET THE MONTH, 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S GONNA BE ME. 108 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 HOW 'BOUT, UH... 109 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 WHOEVER HAS THE MOST SALES BY THE END OF THE WEEK? 110 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 YEAH, I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 111 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 YOU GOT THE DESK BY THE FRONT DOOR. 112 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 IT JUST DOESN'T REALLY SEEM FAIR TO ME. 113 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I KICK EVERYBODY'S ASS AROUND HERE? 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'M JUST SAYING -- OKAY. 115 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 OKAY. 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 FOR THE DURATION OF THE BET, 117 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 ANY UP COMES NEAR THAT DESK, YOU CAN HAVE THEM. 118 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 AND IF YOU WIN, 119 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 YOU CAN HAVE THE GODDAMN DESK. 120 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 [ Laughing ] OH, COME ON. I'M JUST KIDDING. 121 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 BUT -- BUT IF I WIN THE BET... 122 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 YOU GOT TO GET ME COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR THE 123 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 REST OF THE MONTH. 124 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 WHICH IS MORE IN LINE 125 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 WITH WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING AROUND HERE ANYWAY. 126 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 YOU'RE ON. 127 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 OKAY. THE END OF THE WEEK. 128 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 SURE. 129 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 HEY, UH, CAN I GET IN ON THIS? 130 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 WHATEVER. 131 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 132 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 HEY, REG, IT'S MARCUS OVER AT THOREAU. 133 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 134 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 YEAH, BROTHER, LISTEN. I GOT A BUYER FOR YOUR '07. 135 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 MM-HMM. AND I CAN PUT YOU IN SOMETHING BRAND-NEW 136 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 WITH THE SAME MONTHLY. 137 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 THING IS... 138 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 NEED IT TODAY. 139 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 SEE YOU SOON. 140 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 OH. 141 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA USE WALK-INS. 142 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 143 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 YES. 144 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 COME ON! 145 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 OHH! 146 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 GOD, I WANT TO PUNCH A BIRD! 147 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 [ CHUCKLES ] DOING A MIND BET? 148 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 YEAH. YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW? 149 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 WHENEVER YOU SAY OR DO SOMETHING WEIRD, 150 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 IT'S USUALLY A MIND BET. 151 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD. 152 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 IT'S GOOD, ACTUALLY. 153 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 IT KEEPS ME FROM, UH... 154 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 WELL, IT'S NOT... 155 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN. THAT'S ALL. IT'S NOT WEIRD. 156 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 WHAT DID YOU BET? 157 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 OH, I BET IF I DIDN'T MAKE 10 IN A ROW, 158 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I COULDN'T WATCH TV TONIGHT. 159 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 WHICH KIND OF SUCKS 160 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 'CAUSE THERE'S THIS SPECIAL ON TSUNAMIS THAT I WANT TO SEE. 161 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 162 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I'LL TiVo IT AND THEN WATCH IT TOMORROW. 163 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD. 164 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 165 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 OH, THEY CALLED FROM THAT KID'S PARTY 166 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 TO GO PICK UP THE BOUNCE HOUSE, 167 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 AND DaSHAUN'S NOT HERE YET, 168 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 AND I'M STILL TRYING TO GET THE HALLOWEEN AISLE TOGETHER. 169 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 ALL RIGHT. 170 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 UM, I'LL GO WITH CARLOS, THEN. 171 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 172 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 HEY, DON'T FORGET, I NEED YOU FOR THAT PARTY TOMORROW. 173 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 DO I HAVE TO, MR. T? 174 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 THEY ASKED FOR A PRINCESS. 175 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH? 176 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 BESIDES, YOU'RE GETTING TIME AND A HALF. 177 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 COME ON. STOP. 178 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 DON'T WORRY. THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I DON'T WANT THE KIDS TO LOVE ME. 180 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I HATE PRINCESSES. 181 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I HATE ALL THAT STUFF 182 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 THAT MAKES KIDS BELIEVE IN DUMB, FRILLY, UNREAL CRAP 183 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 THAT'S NOT REAL. 184 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 DON'T SAY THAT AT THE PARTY. 185 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 WELL, WE REMEMBER YOU... UH, PETE. 186 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 AND, UM, I SEE HERE BY OUR RECORDS 187 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 THAT YOU BOUGHT YOUR AVEO IN 2005, 188 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 AND I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU -- 189 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 OKAY. 190 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 YEAH, W-- YES -- YES, SIR. 191 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 S-SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 192 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 OKAY, O-OKAY. VERY SORRY. 193 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 OKAY. 194 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 [ SIGHS ] 195 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 HEY. 196 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 HI, WE'RE HERE TO, UM... 197 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 HEY. WE HAVE TO... 198 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 WE'VE MET, RIGHT? HAVE WE MET? 199 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 YEAH, YOU'RE JOE. OUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 200 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 THEY GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 201 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 YOU WERE AT THE RANGE THE OTHER DAY. 202 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 YEAH. MY FRIEND HIT ON YOU. 203 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 204 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 SHE DID? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS? 205 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 YEAH. 206 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 SEE, WOW. OH, MY GOD, I'M SO, UH... 207 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT. 208 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 YOU SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD ME FLAT-OUT. 209 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 OH, WELL, YOU SEE, NOW NEXT TIME YOU'LL KNOW. 210 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I'M BONNIE, BY THE WAY. 211 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 JOE. 212 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, I KNOW. 213 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 KENNETH, THEY'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE BOUNCE HOUSE! 214 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I GET? YEAH. 215 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 WHAT HAPPENED? EVERYBODY'S GONE ALREADY? 216 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 EHH, NOT THAT MANY SHOWED UP. 217 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 OH, REALLY? YEAH. 218 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I SAW IT COMING. 219 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 LIKE, I TRIED TO ENCOURAGE HIM 220 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 JUST TO INVITE A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS 221 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 SO IN CASE OF A LOW TURNOUT, 222 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 IT WOULDN'T BE REALLY OBVIOUS. 223 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 BUT HE INSISTED ON INVITING THE WHOLE CLASS. 224 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Carlos: HE STILL DO THE JUMP. 225 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 WHAT? 226 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 THE BOY. 227 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 HE NO COME OUT. I CAN'T TAKE IT DOWN. 228 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 KENNETH! 229 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT, SWEETIE. THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE IT DOWN. 230 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I MEAN, HE'S HAVING FUN NOW. 231 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 WE'LL GIVE HIM -- GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES. 232 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 LET HIM GO A LITTLE MORE! 233 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 REALLY? 234 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 YEAH. YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE TO -- 235 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 HOW MUCH TIME? 236 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 UH, I DON'T KNOW. SOME MORE TIME. 237 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 JUST, UH, 5 OR 10 MINUTES. 238 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 I NO CLOCK! NO CLOCK! 239 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 JUST LET HIM JUMP -- 50 JUMPS. 240 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 GIVE HIM 50 MORE. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, CARLOS. 241 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 OKAY. 242 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 1...2...3... 243 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 100! GIVE HIM 100! 244 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 ...4...5... 245 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 THAT'S REALLY NICE. 246 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING. NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 247 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 248 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Bonnie: OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. 249 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Joe: NO, NO. 250 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I MEAN, COMPARED TO THE HUMILIATIONS MY KIDS HAVE HAD? 251 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 REALLY? YEAH. 252 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 WELL, MAYBE NOT LUCY. 253 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 SHE'S THE COOL ONE. YOU KNOW? 254 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 BUT ALBERT. 255 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 HE'S LIKE ME -- ALBERT. 256 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 JUST...SOCIALLY AWKWARD, BAD WITH HUMANS. 257 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 200! 50 MORE, CARLOS! 258 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 OKAY? JUST 50 MORE. 259 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Carlos: OKAY. 260 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 SO, WHAT, UM... 261 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 DO YOU, UH, GOLF AT THAT PLACE A LOT? 262 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 NOT REALLY. MY FRIEND LIKES GOLF. 263 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I MOSTLY GO FOR THE TENNIS. 264 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 OH, YEAH? TENNIS? ARE YOU GOOD? 265 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 PRETTY GOOD. HMM. 266 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 WHY? DO YOU PLAY? 267 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 UH, YEAH. I MEAN, I'VE PLAYED. 268 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 YOU EVER BEEN BEATEN BY A GIRL? 269 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 UH...WELL... 270 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 NO. 271 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER REALLY LIKED A GIRL ENOUGH 272 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 TO LET HER WIN. 273 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 [ Laughing ] I SEE. 274 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 IS THAT A CHALLENGE? ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME? 275 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 WAIT A MINUTE. 276 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 YOU THREW THE CHALLENGE DOWN AT ME. 277 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 NO, 278 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 YOU CAME BACK ALL TOUGH GUY ON ME. 279 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 WELL, I CAN'T HELP THAT. 280 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 THAT'S -- I JUST GIVE THAT OFF. 281 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 I JUST EXUDE THAT. [ LAUGHS ] 282 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 IT'S HARD, YOU KNOW? 283 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 BUT IF YOU TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE, 284 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 THEN, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BACK DOWN FROM IT. 285 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:15,000 OH. SO... 286 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS? 287 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, TOUGH GUY? 288 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 289 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 UM... 290 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 AM I LOSING TO YOU AT TENNIS? 291 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 50! 292 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. KENNETH HAS HAD ENOUGH. 293 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 ALL RIGHT, PULL THE PLUG, CARLOS. 294 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 [ AIR HISSING ] 295 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 OH. 296 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Kenneth: WHOA! MOM?! 297 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 W-- NO, WAIT TILL HE GETS OUT! 298 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 299 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 IN WHAT WORLD ARE YOU DATING TWO WOMEN? 300 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 301 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 302 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" 303 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU. BEING YOU. 304 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 THAT SHOULD HURT ME, BUT IT DOESN'T. 305 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 YEAH, LOOK. 306 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 DON'T BE ME. 307 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 BE JOE. BE JOE IN THIS SITUATION, RIGHT? 308 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 LOOK, HERE'S THE THING. 309 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 MICHELLE, THE ONE I'M ALREADY...YOU KNOW? 310 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER, EXACTLY, 311 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 IT'S JUST, SHE'S ALL... 312 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 SEXY? 313 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 AND SEXUAL AND -- AND -- 314 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING, 315 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 AND IT IS. IT IS. 316 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 IT'S JUST... 317 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 OKAY, LIKE, HERE YOU GO. 318 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 FOR EXAMPLE... 319 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 THIS MORNING, SHE'S LEAVING, 320 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 AND -- AND SHE GRABBED MY CROTCH. 321 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I-I-I'M NOT EXPLAINING IT THE RIGHT WAY. 322 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 IT WAS MORE THE WAY SHE GRABBED MY CROTCH. 323 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 IS THERE A WRONG WAY TO DO THAT, JOE? 324 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? 325 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 IT'S GOOD. NO, LOOK. 326 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 IT'S FUN. IT'S ALL FUN. 327 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 IT'S GOOD. IT'S JUST... 328 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH. 329 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 AND WITH THE OTHER ONE YOU ARE. 330 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN... 331 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 IT JUST SEEMS LIKE MAYBE... 332 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 SHE'S MORE MY SPEED. 333 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 YOU KNOW? BUT I-I DON'T KNOW. 334 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 ALL RIGHT. 335 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 SO, HERE'S THE THING. 336 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000 YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION. 337 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET THAT IS TO DATE BOTH OF THEM. 338 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 BUT, YOU SEE, THAT'S THE PART THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO. 339 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 THEN WHAT? 340 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M WITH ONE, 341 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 AND SHE'S, "HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT?" 342 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 AND I WAS WITH THE OTHER ONE. 343 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 NOW I-I GOT TO -- I GOT TO LIE. 344 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I'M, "UHH..." 345 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 AND THEN I'M, WHAT? I'M WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE? 346 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I GOT TWO CELLPHONES? NO. 347 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 JOE, JUST RELAX. 348 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, ALL RIGHT? 349 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN THE FOLLOWING HELPFUL PHRASE. 350 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 "WE DON'T HAVE TO DEFINE THINGS RIGHT AWAY." 351 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 THIS IS LIKE IF YOUR PENIS COULD HIRE A LAWYER. 352 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 353 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 JUST WHAT IT SAYS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFINE 354 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 THINGS RIGHT AWAY. 355 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 YEAH, OKAY, AND THEN WHEN DO YOU DEFINE THINGS? 356 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 WHEN SHE BRINGS IT UP. 357 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 OR IF YOU GET TO A POINT WHERE YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE, 358 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 THEN YOU BRING IT UP. 359 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 WELL, Y-- AND THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY? 360 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 YOU SAY... 361 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 "LOOK, I REALLY LIKE YOU, ALL RIGHT? 362 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 "BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT AT A POINT 363 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW 364 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 WHERE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS." 365 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 SO, EITHER SHE'S COMFORTABLE WITH THAT, 366 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 IN WHICH CASE, GREAT. 367 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 OR SHE'S NOT, IN WHICH CASE, SHE ENDS IT. 368 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 EITHER WAY, YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR. 369 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I SEE WHY YOU HIRED THIS GUY TO BE A CAR SALESMAN. 370 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,000 [ Laughing ] RIGHT? 371 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 WHICH, BY THE WAY, NO. 372 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 HE LEAVES A MESSAGE, 373 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 ASKING IF I WANT TO TRADE MY TRUCK IN. 374 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 YO, HE'S STILL MY CUSTOMER, DUDE. 375 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE SUCKER. 376 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 YEAH, TRYING TO POACH MY UPS. 377 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 I GAVE YOU A JOB. FOR SHAME. 378 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 HEY, HEY. I MADE A BET, OKAY? 379 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 IT WAS STUPID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BET? 380 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 WHAT KIND OF BET? A BIG BET? 381 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000 WHAT KIND OF BET? WHAT? 382 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,000 WHAT, OH, I CAN'T ASK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BETS NOW? 383 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 IS THAT IT? 384 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER. 385 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I'M DATING TWO WOMEN AT ONCE, 386 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 SO YOU GUYS CAN BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP. 387 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 [ TERRY AND OWEN CHUCKLE ] 388 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 [ High-pitched voice ] YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, JOE. 389 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 WE ON A ROLL! 390 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 [ Normal voice ] THAT WAS MY PENIS TALKING. 391 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 YEAH, WE GET IT. 392 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 SO, THIS IS BASICALLY -- 393 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 AH, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. I GOT TO GET SOME -- 394 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 DALE! 395 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 [ CHUCKLING ] HEY, MAN! 396 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 HEY, JUST DOING SOME BUSINESS WITH YOUR BOY HERE. 397 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 GLAD YOU KEPT IT IN THE FAMILY. 398 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 WELL, I'M GLAD WE WERE ABLE TO DO THE SAME WITH YOU. 399 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I'LL GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WAY. 400 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 401 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 UM... 402 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 SO, THIS IS BASICALLY JUST AN EXTENSION AT 403 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 THE CURRENT TERMS. 404 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 405 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 YEAH. I MEAN, WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT 406 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 FOR INFLATION, OF COURSE. Senior: NOW, 407 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER? 408 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 IT'S BEEN A COUPLE YEARS 409 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 SINCE WE HAMMERED OUT THE LAST ONE, SO... 410 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT A STANDARD ADJUSTMENT HERE. 411 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 UH, WELL, UM -- INFLATION? 412 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU GONNA TRY THAT DUSTY OLD GAMBIT, DALE. 413 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 IT'S NOT A GAMBIT. 414 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 DON'T PISS FROM THE ROOF AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING. 415 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO, DALE? 416 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 LOOK, WE'VE BEEN AT THESE RATES FOR THREE YEARS. 417 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 AND HAS YOUR OVERHEAD GONE UP IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME? 418 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NUMBERS TO THAT EFFECT... 419 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 LOOK, LET'S JUST RENEW THE OLD CONTRACT. 420 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 421 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 AS A FAVOR TO A VALUED CUSTOMER. 422 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 423 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 LISTEN, DALE, NOW THAT I'M RETIRING, 424 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 I'M GONNA BE DOING A LOT MORE OF THIS LAKERS STUFF. 425 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 THEY'RE HAVING AN UNVEILING TOMORROW 426 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 OF THIS COMMUNITY CENTER THEY'RE RENOVATING. 427 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 THERE'LL BE GAMES, AUTOGRAPHS, SO YOU OUGHT TO BRING THE KIDS. 428 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I JUST MIGHT DO THAT. 429 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 OKAY. 430 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, O.T. 431 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 432 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 3:00. 433 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 ALL FINISHED? Owen: YEAH. 434 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SURE I AM. 435 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 W-WHAT, YOU GOT ANOTHER MEETING OR SOMETHING? 436 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 UH, YEAH, DADDY, I DO HAVE ANOTHER MEETING. 437 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 IN FACT, I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM, YEARS OF THEM, 438 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 AS I'M NOW, OR SO I THOUGHT, IN CHARGE OF THIS DEALERSHIP. 439 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 AND TO HAVE TO COME BEGGING EVERY TIME I NEED THIS OFFICE? 440 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 IT UNDERMINES ME. IT UNDERMINES YOU. 441 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 YEAH, IT UNDERMINES MY EFFORTS TO ESTABLISH MYSELF AS -- 442 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 FROM WHAT I HEARD FROM THAT SO-CALLED NEGOTIATION, 443 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 THE ONLY PERSON UNDERMINING YOU IS YOURSELF. 444 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 THERE WAS NO QUESTIONS, NO COUNTER-- 445 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE! YOU SWOOPED RIGHT IN 446 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 AND TOOK OVER! 447 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 GODDAMN RIGHT I DID, ONCE I SAW YOU FROZEN 448 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 IN THE HEADLIGHTS. 449 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 EXCUSE ME? "FROZEN"? 450 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 LIKE A LITTLE BABY DEER. DADDY, I TOOK A BREATH! 451 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 452 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 SON, I JUST SAVED YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, 453 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 AND YOU'RE IN MY FACE LIKE THAT'S A PROBLEM. 454 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK I STICK AROUND HERE FOR? 455 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 YOU THINK I STICK AROUND FOR MYSELF? 456 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I GOT THINGS TO DO. 457 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 AND THE ONLY REASON I STAY AROUND HERE 458 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 IS BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL LEARNING THE ROPES. 459 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 SO, WATCH AND LEARN, SON... 460 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE CHANCE. 461 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 WATCH AND LEARN. 462 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 BECKY: Wow! Terry Elliot selling cars. 463 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 464 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. 465 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I MEAN, I'M JUST -- I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW. 466 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000 But, so, are you not acting anymore? 467 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 UH, WELL... 468 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. NOTHING RIGHT NOW. 469 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000 LISTEN, IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING OR... 470 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Oh. I don't think so, no. 471 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I am all set for now. 472 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 OKAY. WELL, UM... 473 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000 NICE -- NICE, UM... TALKING WITH YOU, BECK. 474 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Yeah. And, um, good luck with this. 475 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 THANKS. 476 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 You know, I think this could be really good for you, Terry. 477 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 I mean, you weren't the most focused guy 478 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 when we were together, you know? 479 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 SO, AM I DRESSED OKAY? 480 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 THIS IS BASICALLY GOLF WITH SNEAKERS, RIGHT? 481 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 YOU'RE FINE. OKAY. 482 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 READY? YEAH. 483 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 15-LOVE. WAIT A MINUTE. 484 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 WAIT A MINUTE. 485 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000 YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE REALLY GOOD. 486 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 YES, I DID. NO, YOU DIDN'T. 487 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 YOU SAID YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD. 488 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 AH, WELL... 489 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 ALL RIGHT. NO, IT'S OKAY. 490 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 SO, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT GONNA HOLD BACK, THEN. 491 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 PLEASE DON'T. ALL RIGHT. 492 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 I'M GOING ALL OUT. OKAY. 493 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 30-LOVE. 494 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 495 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 SO, NO, THEN. 496 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 JEN: No. But I think this is a good gig for you, Terry. 497 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 WELL...THANK YOU, JEN. 498 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah, because who's better than you 499 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 at getting people to buy something totally unreliable 500 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 that's probably going to break down in six months 501 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 and leave you worse off than before? 502 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 YOU KNOW... 503 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,000 I KNOW THAT I WASN'T, YOU KNOW, THE MOST FOCUSED GUY 504 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. 505 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Bye, Terry. 506 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 BYE. 507 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 THAT'S THE MATCH. 508 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 YEAH. 509 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 HAD ENOUGH? HUH? 510 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 NO, NO, NO. 511 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 JUST GETTING STARTED. 512 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 YOU SURE? OH, YEAH. 513 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 YEAH, I'M GOOD. OKAY. 514 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 OH! WHAT HAPPENED? 515 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 516 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 WE'RE OUT OF BALLS. 517 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 OH, WELL. 518 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 OKAY. WOMAN: Maybe next time. 519 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 BYE-BYE THEN. Bye-bye, Terry. 520 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 OH, YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. 521 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 YEAH? YEAH. 522 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I'M GONNA NEED, YOU KNOW, 523 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 A COUPLE MONTHS OF PHYSICAL THERAPY. 524 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 [ Laughing ] RIGHT. 525 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 AND SOME OF THE OTHER THERAPY, TOO, 526 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 JUST TO KIND OF REBUILD MY MANHOOD. 527 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 BUT OVERALL... 528 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY MANLY TO BE A GOOD SPORT. 529 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 OH, REALLY? OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 530 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 NEXT TIME, WE'RE GONNA PLAY GOLF, 531 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 AND WE'LL SEE HOW MANLY YOU ARE. 532 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 533 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT TIME. 534 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 OH. 535 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 YEAH, I MEAN... 536 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I HOPE SO. 537 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000 ME, TOO. 538 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 [ SIGHS ] MY KID IS AT MY PLACE. 539 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 MY KIDS ARE AT MY PLACE. 540 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 HUH. 541 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 WELL... 542 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 JUST STAY HERE UNTIL SOMEBODY YELLS, "GET A ROOM." 543 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 544 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000 YOU SEE, HE CAN'T HAVE ME BE THE BIG DOG, RIGHT? 545 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 AS LONG AS HE'S THERE, HE'S GOT TO BE THE BIG DOG. 546 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE 547 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 TWO OF YOU. I GET IT. 548 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 549 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 THERE'S LITERALLY NOT ENOUGH ROOM 550 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 IN MY TINY EXCUSE FOR AN OFFICE 551 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 FOR ME TO DO MY JOB. 552 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I'M JUST GLAD I GET A DAY TO HAVE A PLACE TO MYSELF. 553 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 554 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 HE'S GONNA BE OUT TOMORROW AT THAT -- 555 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 WHATEVER THE HELL THAT LAKERS THING IS. 556 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 OH. UH... 557 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 WHAT? 558 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO THAT. 559 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 WHAT?! 560 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I'M SORRY! 561 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 YOUR FATHER CALLED AND SAID THERE'D BE GAMES FOR KIDS, 562 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 AND THEN JAMIE AND MICHAEL GOT ALL EXCITED. 563 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 I'M SORRY. 564 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I ALREADY TOLD THE BOYS WE'D GO. 565 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 THEN GO. 566 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 THIS IS YOUR FATHER. 567 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 [ SIGHS ] 568 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 569 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 570 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Man: HI. 571 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 YOU MUST BE, UM, MR. THOREAU? 572 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 CALL ME O.T. 573 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 SURE. IF YOU COULD JUST WAIT HERE FOR RIGHT NOW? 574 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 WE'LL GET STARTED WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS IN A MINUTE -- 575 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 HEY, O.T.! 576 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP FOR ONE OF THESE! 577 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 THAT'S THE JOYS OF RETIREMENT, COOP. 578 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 WELL, SOME OF US IN THE REAL WORLD, WORKING FOR A LIVING. 579 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 SOME OF YOUR TEAMMATES ARE SO OLD, 580 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 THEY COULDN'T EVEN LIFT UP THE PHONE TO CALL ME BACK. 581 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 THAT'S COLD. 582 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 583 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 NO, SERIOUSLY. THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 584 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. 585 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 OKAY. 586 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 ALL RIGHT. 587 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 HUH? WOW! 588 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 [ ALL CHUCKLING ] 589 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Dave: TERRY. 590 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 DAVE! 591 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 HEY! HEY! 592 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. YEAH. 593 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 HOW YOU BEEN? 594 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 OH, NOT SO GOOD. MY WIFE'S BONING SOME GUY. 595 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 WHAT? YEAH. 596 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 WE'RE SPLITTING UP. 597 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 THERE'S LAWYERS. IT'S ALL PRETTY BAD. 598 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 OH, MY GOD. DAVE, I AM SO SORRY. 599 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 WHATEVER, MAN. LET'S TALK CARS! 600 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 601 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 UH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 602 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I -- WHAT DO YOU -- I'M PICKING YOU UP FROM SCHOOL. 603 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 NO, I TOLD YOU, I'M GOING TO REED'S HOUSE. 604 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 GREAT. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I ENJOYED THE DRIVE. 605 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 COOL. SEE YA! ALL RIGHT. 606 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 DON'T GET ARRESTED. 607 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 HEY. HI. 608 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 HI, I'M JOE. 609 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I'M YOUR MOM'S FRIEND FROM THE BIRTHDAY PARTY, 610 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 REMEMBER? OH, HI. 611 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 YEAH. YOU NEED SOME HELP? 612 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 UH, YEAH. 613 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 GIVE ME THAT. 614 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 THANKS. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 615 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 WHERE WE GOING WITH THIS? 616 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 SCIENCE FAIR. 617 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 THE SCIENCE FAIR. WOW. 618 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 THIS IS PRETTY COOL. 619 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 MEANWHILE, AT THE TIME, 620 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 SHE SAID THE SEPARATE BEDS WERE BECAUSE I SNORE. 621 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 NOW SHE'S SUDDENLY SAYING, 622 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 "WE BOTH KNEW THAT WE WERE GROWING APART." 623 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 WELL, IF WE BOTH KNEW IT, HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW IT? 624 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 LIKE I SAID, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO. 625 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 YOU'RE DOING IT, BUDDY. 626 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I GOT THAT CALL FROM YOU, AND I JUST THOUGHT, 627 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000 "THE BEST REVENGE IS LIVING WELL," YOU KNOW? 628 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I'M GONNA CALL MY FRIEND TERRY AND I'M GONNA TREAT MYSELF. 629 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 SINCE I'M A FREE AGENT NOW, 630 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 MAN, THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. 631 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 WE COULD GO OUT ON THE PROWL. 632 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 YEAH. TOGETHER, AS A TEAM. 633 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE... 634 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 WHAT? 635 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 ...WOULD REALLY DRIVE HER NUTS? 636 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 WHAT'S THAT? 637 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 OH, MY GOD. 638 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 WOW. 639 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 WOW, WOW, WOW. 640 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 BUT I MEAN, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY 641 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 A TOP-OF-THE-LINE DEAL HERE, TER. 642 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 WELL, OF COURSE, BUT, YOU KNOW... 643 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW YOU FEEL IN IT? 644 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 DON'T THINK ABOUT MONEY. 645 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 AND IF YOU REALLY WANT IT, 646 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK. 647 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 648 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 YEAH! WHY THE HELL NOT, RIGHT? 649 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 WHY THE HELL NOT, HUH? 650 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 WHOO! THIS THING IS AMAZING! 651 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 HOW FAST DOES IT GO? 652 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 FASTER THAN A PORSCHE 911 OR A LAMBORGHINI, 653 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 BUT LET'S NOT FIND OUT, OKAY? 654 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 AW, COME ON! WELL, NO. 655 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 WE REALLY WANT TO GET IT BACK TO THE LOT IN ONE PIECE. 656 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 OH, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO, 657 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BUY THIS THING! 658 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 YOU ARE? 659 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 ARE YOU KIDDING? 660 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000 HEY, LADIES! CHECK OUT MY CAR! WHOO! 661 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM! 662 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 [ LAUGHS ] 663 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 OH, MAN, I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING. 664 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I'M HUNGRY. YOU HUNGRY? 665 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 UH, WELL, NO, NOT REALLY. 666 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 MY TREAT. COME ON. OKAY. 667 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 WHOO! 668 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT ON? 669 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 THE LIFE CYCLE OF THE LEPIDOPTERA. 670 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT. 671 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DINOSAUR, BUT IT'S A BUTTERFLY. 672 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 YEAH. 673 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. 674 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 SEE, I'VE GOT ALL FOUR STAGES IN HERE. 675 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. IT'S OKAY. 676 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 NELL MADE A VOLCANO. 677 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 YEAH, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE. 678 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 THIS IS GOOD. Bonnie: HEY. 679 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 OH, HEY. 680 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 UH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 681 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 WHAT'S GOING ON IS WE'RE KICKING SOME VOLCANO BUTT, 682 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 RIGHT, KENNETH? 683 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 RIGHT! [ CHUCKLES ] GREAT. 684 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 THAT'S GREAT. 685 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 686 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 YEAH, SURE. 687 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000 SORRY ABOUT THE BUTT-KICKING THING. 688 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 HE WAS GETTING INTIMIDATED BY THE VOLCANO KID. 689 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 OH, NO, IT'S -- 690 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 I'M -- I'M MORE JUST... 691 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 I'M SORRY. 692 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 HOW EXACTLY DID THIS COME ABOUT? 693 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 OH, YEAH. NO, I WAS -- I CAME BY -- 694 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I WAS HERE TO PICK UP ALBERT, AND I SAW HIM WALKING, 695 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 AND HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE CARRYING HIS STUFF, 696 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 AND I JUST -- 697 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 I'M SORRY. IS IT WEIRD? 698 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 NO, NO. IT'S SWEET. 699 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 700 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 IT'S VERY SWEET, BUT... 701 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000 KENNETH HAS HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCES 702 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 WITH, UM...DISAPPOINTMENT. 703 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 AND IT'S JUST... 704 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? YOU KNOW? 705 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR SECOND DATE. 706 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 YEAH, NO, NO. 707 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 NO, I GET IT. I GET IT. I TOTALLY GET IT. 708 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 WHICH I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT, BY THE WAY. 709 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 ME, TOO. 710 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 GOOD. GOOD. 711 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 I'M SORRY. 712 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 713 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 SO... SO... 714 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I'LL SEE YOU LATER? 715 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 I'LL SEE YOU AT, UM, 7:30, RIGHT? 716 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 YEAH. 717 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 718 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 NOW, WE IN THE LAKER FAMILY 719 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 WANT THIS PLACE TO BE HERE FOR A LONG TIME TO COME, 720 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 TO CONTINUE TO GIVE THE KIDS A HOME 721 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 WHERE THEY FEEL WELCOME AND VALUED 722 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 AND ALSO TO PLAY A LITTLE BALL. 723 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 724 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000 NOW, LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR MY FELLOW LAKERS, 725 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 MICHAEL COOPER... 726 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 727 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 ...AND FROM WAY BACK IN '72, 728 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 OWEN "O.T." THOREAU. 729 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 O.T.! O.T.! 730 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 731 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I GUESS WE'RE GONNA SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS 732 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS. 733 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000 UH, BUT LET ME JUST, UM, SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS' ADVICE 734 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 TO THE KIDS OUT THERE. 735 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000 UM, IT'S GOOD TO DREAM BIG, 736 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000 UM, BUT IT'S EQUALLY IMPORTANT TO PLAN BIG. 737 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000 UM, NOW, I'M ALL IN FAVOR OF PRACTICING YOUR JUMP SHOT, 738 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 BUT LET'S FACE IT, 739 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000 WE ARE ALL NOT GOING TO, UH, MAKE THE PROS. 740 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000 SO, EDUCATE YOURSELVES. 741 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000 UM, IT'S NICE TO BE IN THE NBA. 742 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000 UM...IT'S ALSO NICE 743 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 TO HAVE AN MBA. 744 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] 745 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 OKAY, O.T.! 746 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 THANK YOU, O.T. WORDS OF WISDOM. 747 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 THANK YOU. 748 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 NOW LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES. 749 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 750 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 OH, HEY. HOW'D IT GO? 751 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000 I GUESS THEY BOUGHT IT. 752 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 GOOD. 753 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 [ SIGHS ] 754 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 755 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 ISN'T THIS GREAT? 756 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 YEAH, YEAH, IT'S -- 757 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 MY WIFE NEVER WANTED TO COME HERE WITH ME. 758 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 NOT HER SCENE. 759 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 WELL -- BUT YOU AND ME, MAN. 760 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 WE COULD RUN THROUGH THIS PLACE LIKE A PACK 761 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 OF WILD DOGS. AM I RIGHT? 762 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 763 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 OH, WINGMAN, WINGMAN. 764 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 SCHWING! 765 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 HEY. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GUYS? 766 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A SEA BREEZE. 767 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 AND MY FRIEND HERE... 768 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 JUST AN ORANGE JUICE. AND AN O.J. FOR MY FRIEND. 769 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 770 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 TH-THAT'S FOR ME, NOT FOR MY FRIEND. SORRY. 771 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 BUT THAT WAS A JOKE. I WAS JOKING. 772 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS. 773 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 OKAY. 774 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 BYE. 775 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 OOH. SHE WANTS ME. [ CHUCKLES ] 776 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 OWEN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE BOYS UP 777 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000 TO GET GRANDDAD'S AUTOGRAPH? 778 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 HERE, I GOT YOU ONE, TOO. 779 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 WHAT? NO, THAT'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE. 780 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 WORSE THAN THIS? 781 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 GO ON. GO, GO, GO. 782 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 HEY, UH, GUYS, LET'S GO GET GRANDDAD'S SIGNATURE. 783 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000 AW! I WANT JAMES WORTHY'S. 784 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 WE'LL GET THAT NEXT. LET'S JUST GET GRANDDAD'S. 785 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 HEY. 786 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH? 787 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 YES. WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO? 788 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 OH, YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT TO DAN. 789 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 YEAH, THANKS. 790 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 HEY, COOP. 791 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 COOP, MAN, WHILE I'M UP HERE, CAN I GET -- 792 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I'M SORRY, SIR. I CAN'T DO THAT. 793 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE. 794 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 MAN, IT DOESN'T WORK. 795 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 HEY, TWO REAL BIG FANS 796 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000 OF OWEN "O.T." THOREAU, RIGHT HERE! 797 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, TWO FUTURE NBA PROSPECTS. 798 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000 WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO? 799 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 JAMIE. RIGHT HERE. 800 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 801 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000 AND MICHAEL? YEAH? 802 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 AND THIS NEW GUY SHE'S WITH. 803 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT. 804 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000 HOW DID SHE EVEN MEET ANOTHER ACCOUNTANT? 805 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 THAT'S, I MEAN -- THAT'S BETRAYAL TOO, YOU KNOW? 806 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 YEAH. 807 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 OH, AND HE'S ONE OF THOSE HOBBY GUYS. 808 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 HE FANCIES HIMSELF A GARDENER. 809 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 810 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I'M GONNA... HIT THE MEN'S ROOM. 811 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 BE RIGHT BACK. ALL RIGHT? 812 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 EXCUSE ME. 813 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, COULD WE GET OUR CHECK? 814 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000 SURE THING. THANKS. 815 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 AND, LOOK, MY FRIEND -- 816 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 HE'S GOING THROUGH A REALLY ROUGH TIME. 817 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 I CAN SEE THAT. 818 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 YEAH, NO, BUT, I MEAN, HE REALLY IS. 819 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 HIS WIFE JUST LEFT HIM, AND, YOU KNOW -- 820 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000 IT WOULD MEAN A LOT IF YOU COULD TELL HIM 821 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 822 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. GOOD FOR YOU. 823 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000 BUT -- BUT, UM... 824 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 IF YOU COULD GIVE HIM THE IMPRESSION 825 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 THAT, IF YOU DIDN'T, MAYBE YOU'D GO OUT WITH HIM? 826 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 OR... 827 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 OR NOT, IF THAT'S -- 828 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S -- THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 829 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 OH. YEAH. 830 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 WOW. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. 831 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 YEAH. THANKS. 832 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 YEAH. 833 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 THANK YOU. UH-HUH. 834 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 [ SIGHS ] 835 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 836 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 BUDDY... 837 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 IT LOOKED LIKE THE WAITRESS AND YOU -- 838 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 WHOA! 839 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 WHOA, WHOA. WHAT? 840 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 HOW MANY DRINKS DID I GET? 841 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 WELL, YOU -- 842 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 WELL, I-I CAN DRIVE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 843 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 NO, I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS CHECK. 844 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I-I GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL. I -- WITH THE -- 845 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 WITH THE LEGAL FEES AND THE ALIMONY AND EVERYTHING? 846 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 MAN, I GOT TO BE, LIKE -- I GOT IT, OKAY? 847 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000 WHAT WAS I THINKING? A CORVETTE? I CAN'T... 848 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 C-CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME IN A CORVETTE? 849 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 WELL, YEAH. 850 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 NO. 851 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 YOU ALL RIGHT? 852 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000 NO, YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO DRIVE HOME. 853 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 854 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 855 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 HI. HEY. 856 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 COME ON IN. YEAH. 857 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 ACTUALLY, COULD WE TALK FOR ONE SECOND? 858 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 OH, OUT HERE? YOU DON'T WANT TO -- 859 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 WELL, YEAH, YEAH. 860 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 JUST 'CAUSE I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID TODAY. 861 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 OKAY. 862 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 YEAH, AND I THINK THAT YOU'RE RIGHT. 863 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S VERY EARLY. 864 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 AND, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF THAT, 865 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000 I JUST THOUGHT 866 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000 THAT WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO DEFINE THINGS RIGHT AWAY. 867 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 RIGHT. YEAH. 868 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 RIGHT. 869 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 RIGHT, EXCEPT IT SEEMS THAT -- 870 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000 THAT JUST AUTOMATICALLY, THERE'S OTHER FACTORS THAT -- 871 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 THEY'RE GONNA DEFINE THINGS FOR US, 872 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 EVEN IF WE... 873 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 YOU KNOW? 874 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 AND, I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU 875 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE. 876 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE BOTH... 877 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000 HERE'S MY THING. 878 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I JUST GOT OUT OF A 20-YEAR MARRIAGE, 879 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 AND I'M JUST... 880 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT'S -- 881 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 YEAH. 882 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I MEAN, I GET IT. 883 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT IT'S NOT -- 884 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 LISTEN, LISTEN, I -- 885 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 I GET IT. 886 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000 ARE YOU SURE? REALLY. 887 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 IT'S OKAY. WELL, BUT -- 888 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 AH... 889 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 OKAY. 890 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 [ SIGHS ] 891 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 892 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 893 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 [ SIGHS ] 894 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 YOU OKAY? YEP. 895 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 WAIT. 896 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 WAIT. STOP. 897 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 ARE YOU GONNA BE -- 898 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK, WE SHOULD -- 899 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 AW, DAVE. 900 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 DAVE, JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE INSIDE. 901 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 THE HOUSE IS -- 902 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 HEY! 903 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 DAVE, SHH! HEY, YOU! 904 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 905 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 YOU PISSED ON OUR MARRIAGE, 906 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 I'M PISSING ON YOUR ROSE BUSHES! 907 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 DAVE, YOU'RE -- 908 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 HA! DAVE, 909 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE HER UP. 910 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 WHO? YOUR WIFE. 911 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000 OH, SHE'S NOT HERE, TERRY. WELL, YOUR KIDS, THEN! 912 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE. 913 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 WHAT? 914 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 HEY, SHITHEAD! I'M TALKING TO YOU! 915 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 MR. BIG ACCOUNTANT! [ DOG BARKING ] 916 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 ME AND MY FRIEND TERRY HERE -- 917 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 ALL RIGHT. 918 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 OKAY, WE GOT TO GET BACK IN THE CAR, DAVE. 919 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 WHERE ARE YOU, TERRY? RIGHT OVER HERE. 920 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 COME ON. 921 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 ME AND MY FRIEND TERRY HERE, WE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! 922 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 OKAY, DAVE -- BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT! 923 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 OKAY. IT'S NOT RIGHT! 924 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 GET IN THE CAR. COME ON. 925 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 FREAKIN' HUMPTY DUMPTY. 926 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 HUH? 927 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 FREAKIN' HUMPTY DUMPTY! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 928 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 DAVE. 929 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 THE DAMNED THING DIDN'T EVEN BREAK. 930 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 YEAH, YOU'D THINK OF ALL THINGS. 931 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 FORGET IT. 932 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 COME ON. 933 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 LET'S GET YOU HOME. 934 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 THERE YOU GO. 935 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 936 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 [ SIGHS ] 937 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 I'M SORRY. 938 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 I WASTED YOUR WHOLE NIGHT. 939 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 PBHT! NO. 940 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 941 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 942 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 WHOO! TERRY! 943 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 YEAH! 944 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! COME ON, MAN! 945 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 [ GRUNTS ] 946 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT! 947 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 WHOO! 948 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 949 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD? 950 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 951 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 YEAH. 952 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:45,000 TODAY HE SEEMED SO...SMALL. 953 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 NOT USED TO IT. 954 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 WELL, EVEN BIG STARS GET OLD. 955 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 AND THEN THEY HAVE TO MAKE WAY FOR NEW STARS. 956 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 WELL, THAT'S THE THING. 957 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 HE WAS NEVER REALLY A BIG STAR IN THE NBA. 958 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 BUT AT THE DEALERSHIP... 959 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 YOU KNOW, I WAS SO YOUNG WHEN HE PLAYED BALL, 960 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT. 961 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000 BUT WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS HIM BEHIND THAT BIG DESK, 962 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 YOU KNOW, TALKING ON THE PHONE AND DOING PAPERWORK. 963 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000 JUST RADIATING THIS FEELING THAT, UM... 964 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 HE WAS IN CHARGE. 965 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 EVERYTHING WOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF. 966 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I COULD STAND TO HAVE THAT FEELING A LITTLE LONGER. 967 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 YOU KNOW? 968 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 YEAH. 969 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 DOESN'T EVERYBODY HAVE WORK TO DO? 970 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 SERIOUSLY? 971 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 [ WHISTLING ] 972 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU D-- 973 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000 I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 974 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 WELL, THEN, WHY WOULD YOU -- 975 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 HEY, HEY. 976 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 A BET'S A BET. ALL RIGHT? 977 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 AND I EXPECT A FRESH CUP IN MY HAND EVERY DAY 978 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000 FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. 979 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 THERE YOU GO. 980 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 THANKS, HOLLYWOOD. 981 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000 HEY... WHAT? 982 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 I SOLD ONE. A BET'S A BET. 983 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 YOU CAN HAVE MARCUS' COFFEE. 984 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 GOT TO PAY YOUR BETS. 985 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 986 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 HEY, DADDY. 987 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 SON. 988 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 LISTEN, UM... 989 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000 ABOUT THE OFFICE? 990 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 YEAH? WELL, I WAS THINKING. 991 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 PEOPLE KNOW YOU -- 992 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000 CUSTOMERS, THE OTHER BUSINESSES WE DEAL WITH -- 993 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 UM, YOU, UM... [ CHUCKLES ] 994 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE THEY COME TO SEE. 995 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 UH-HUH. 996 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 AND SO, UM... 997 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000 I THINK THAT HAVING YOU HERE, IT, UH... 998 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 THAT PROJECTS AN IMAGE THAT PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE IN. 999 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000 TO SEE YOU HERE, DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST. 1000 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 YOU FEELING SORRY FOR ME? 1001 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 WHAT? NO. 1002 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED YOU TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME. 1003 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 I -- DADDY -- 1004 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000 GONNA LET ME KEEP MY OWN OFFICE. PLEASE, I BUILT THIS PLACE. 1005 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 I KNOW THAT. SO, I DON'T NEED PITY 1006 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000 FROM A PISSANT WHO'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 1007 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 WHAT DO YOU NEED, AN ENGRAVED INVITATION? 1008 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000 TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS. 1009 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 WE DID HAVE -- WE HAD 12 PURPLE. 1010 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 WE GOT 12 PURPLE. 1011 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 WE SHOULD HAVE 12 PINK. 1012 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 WE'RE AT 9... 1013 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] WE'RE SHORT ONE 1014 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 ON A LIGHT PINK. 1015 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 1016 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 I'M GONNA GET THIS. 1017 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 HEY. 1018 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 MICHELLE: Hey, hot shot. 1019 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 You didn't answer my text last night, you little stinker. 1020 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 YEAH. YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1021 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 So, what were you doing, banging some ho? 1022 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 YEAH, NO. NO, NO. 1023 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 [ Chuckles ] 1024 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Hey, I'm in town next week. 1025 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 OH, YEAH? Yeah. 1026 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Clear your schedule for 2:00 A.M. a week from Thursday, 1027 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000 if you know what I mean, and I think that you do. 1028 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I DO. 1029 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 I KNOW YOU DO, YOU LITTLE SLUT. 1030 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1031 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 OWEN THOREAU. 68692

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